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Episode Date: May 13, 2024

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Guys help! Just kidding, I'm doing fine health wise. How about you Matt? I'm doing great buddy. What would they even be able to do? Help! They could donate money to my GoFundMe! Where I don't have a shirt I want and it makes me upset. I'm imagining just Tucker does a really serious photo shoot of you without a shirt on and you're

just like head in your hands like please help my friend Ryan get a new shirt. It's like a $32 GoFundMe goal. Is, is there like a minimum goal that someone can, or can you just be like, I need five bucks. I think you could set up a GoFundMe for like five bucks. We should do that. But after like the fees and everything, don't you get back probably like 350?

Does GoFundMe keep part of it? We should do that. We should set up like a $5 GoFundMe. How does GoFundMe make their of it? Mm-mm. We should do that. We should set up like a $5 GoFundMe. How does GoFundMe make their money? I don't know. Wouldn't you assume that they at least take somewhat of a... But I thought that they were like, I swear I remember reading that it's like,

we don't take any of the money. Good, good. They don't wanna... The thing is, I don't know, and I am perfectly willing to say I have no knowledge of how GoFundMe works, so. Well, you go and you fund me. Okay, how much?

It's pretty good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was pretty good. Yeah. So how are you and your tattoos doing on this fine day? My tattoos are fantastic, dude. They're, you know, I should probably put a little sunscreen on them so they don't, you know,

get all fried and ugly by the time I'm 30. But I noticed, I didn't just ask how your tattoos were. I asked how you were. And you ignored that part and just went to your tattoos. Are you hiding something? No, dude. Is something bothering you? I'm just.

Is something up? I'm not used to people asking me how I'm just... Something up? I... I'm not used to people asking me how I'm doing, you know? It's always, look at the funny brothers and you know, ha ha ha ha, he looks like he smokes crack. It's never... Ha ha funny or ha ha cringe? Yeah.

Not, never. Ha ha, how's it going? You know never no I? Honestly didn't know how to respond so I just responded to the tattoos, but let me let me try my best here I I Am doing just fine Nice doing great actually good. How about doopie doopie is? Nice. I'm doing great actually. Good, how about Doopie?

Doopie is fantastic. Doopis. I call her Doopis more than I call her Doopie. Doopis with lupus. Don't even put that in the universe. My cat Doopie, for those who are unaware, look, put a picture of Doopis on the screen. I call her Doopis poopis.

It's a great nickname. She looks like a Doopie little gal. I feel like her name, there's no other name that could fit her then doopy doopy and I also like I found recently on my phone I had the whole I had a note of all the name ideas I had before I adopted her and I don't know what I was thinking with some of those night shadow. Yeah, no, it's a black cat So I love my little black cat though. She is the best I hope she never escapes into the night No, she started though becoming really curious about the front door and now she'll sit right behind it

So when I walk in the front door, she's right there trying to escape she hasn't she only made a run for it once and It was when someone else was coming inside inside so I didn't even see it but I'm I'm nervous man because if she gets out she's gonna be coyote meat she also is microchip so I can hopefully you know I used to think you could track them with microchips no it's just if they are found they can be identified yes so microchip isn't like a GPS signal that you like shows like a moving red dot on a So how many feet away you are going west on Broadway

I really I should probably put a collar on her just in case she gets out She take dude, I got to put a muzzle on that bitch probably she yapping up a storm yapping like crazy She actually doesn't really meow at all not for you. What? Dude, you're making a sex joke about my cat No Cuz you should be good cuz that's kind of hot. She fucks good. God. So that's that's that's so fucked up Sex with animals the way God intended. It's in the Bible.

God created animals for the pleasure of man. Like that's a quote in the Bible. No it's not! Go for it. No obviously it's not a quote in the Bible. No there's literally a passage that says, go for it. It starts with sex with animals question mark? Go for it

And it's written in red with the red ink which means you know that God said it was spoken by the Lord Capital L capital O capital R and capital D not a capital Period though. He's so important that he doesn't just get the first letter capitalized. He gets his whole fucking name capitalized Why no capitalization of punctuations, huh? I don't know. Think about it. Like a capital period could just be like an open circle. You know?

And it means it's official. Yeah, it's more official than just a little dot. You never see it because you never start a sentence with a period, but if you did, that's what it would do. Exactly. That's what it would look like. Man, you ever think about how funny just the term the Lord is like Lord referring to God as the Lord Like the Lord it's when you sit for a second and think about it. It's a it's a silly little phrase dine Lord

Dine dine highness he uh well know, he put in some work. Cleaning people's feet, walking around, talking a lot in the hot sun. Yeah. Probably wasn't the most comfortable. I mean, it's, that part of the world, I mean, the sun is just baking everything, so. He got berated.

I'm the son of God. Nah, ah, yeah, huh. Yeah, that was, I wish that was how he, uh-huh. Yeah, huh. Yeah, that was that one. I wish that was how he, uh-huh. Like he's up on the cross, like, you're not the Son of God, like a Roman's just looking at him with a spear. Mm-hmm.

Mm, you don't know that. Yeah, I, yes I do. I remember. Yeah, show me where it says that. Where does it say I'm not the Son of God? Just, really smug Jesus. Sorry. Videoug Jesus. Sorry. Video essay Jesus.

There's a lot of people that seem to be questioning how I survived on the cross. Is that a question you really should be asking yourself when I was the one who saved you from your sins? Okay buddy. Just a condescending video essay prick. And he's in front of like a stone wall. He's got his nice, he's got his sick little, his robes on, maybe a chain. Yeah, my God made the plant, so I'm gonna smoke it.

What of it? Dude, we should make a Jesus video essay. You could play Jesus real well. So this Ben Shapiro guy, self-proclaimed king of the Jews. Okay buddy. Did he say that? No. Okay, because for a second I was like,

did he call himself the king of the Jews? Recently Ben Shapiro's out there like, look and I feel like I can talk on this whole Israel thing because I'm the king of the Jews. Listen, I am the king of the Jews. There's no question about it. That's what they call me. Jesus, you know, claimed he'm the king of the Jews. Listen, I am the king of the Jews. There's no question about it. That's what they call me. Jesus, you know, claimed he was the king of the Jews,

but hypothetically, Jesus, you know, was a fraud. So I, Ben Shapiro, I'm the king of the Jews. Not even hypothetically, just he was a fraud. He was. In my culture. I am. In my religion. The king of the Jews. Thank God.

He kinda is though, you know? When you like really think about it, the king of the Jews. Thank God. He kinda is though, you know? When you like really think about it. The King of the Jews? That's a crazy name for Jesus. That would be Larry David? Honestly, probably Larry David is, if there's a modern King of the Jews, it's Larry David. I think so.

He teaches morals throughout his life. He does. And he shows, curb your enthusiasm. He makes you think of your day to day quarrels in another light. And you can relate to his awkward situations. Why am I waiting so long in line for food? This upsets me.

And Larry will tell you why it's upsetting to him. Yeah, that's actually such a good show. I haven't seen, I saw an episode. There's no salt in the salt shaker, what? That's what the episodes are like. It's like he'll be at a restaurant and he'll be upset that they put the rice in the salt shaker sometimes. Whoa, did you have a voice crack? No, they said since you've been taking testosterone,

you'll be going through a second puberty. Yeah, it's been cracking like crazy. It's at least minimum five times a day how you get like a voice crack like that five times a day yeah at least at least it's usually when I uh when I get home oh I'm starting to notice another symptom of second puberty what can't stop those now can you stop what those now can you stop what getting those again yeah just at random mm-hmm you'll shit dude I didn't even know you're wearing sweats yeah I wore the gray sweats today probably not the best for uh I don't think anyone can see at

that angle yeah here let me I can try to push it down. Can you can you readjust it for me? Yeah, okay, did you hear that snap That was great. Okay. I think it's I think it's down. I think you can I think you can uncross without any yeah Yeah, okay Hopefully it won't won't go springing back up dude that was honestly probably the two worst parts of puberty besides all of the confusing emotions and feelings, was the fucking, did you get the nipple stones? I didn't get the nipple stones. See, whenever you say your nipple started to hurt,

I never, maybe I just never played with my nipples enough. No, you didn't have to play with them, it was just touching. Like on your shirt, you'd be like, ah. Yeah. Fellas. Oh, they're so sensitive. You guys remember this? It was like, when you hit puberty,

you'd get these. Why have tiny nipples? So maybe that's the That's the you know reason you'd get these little like you also have tiny nipples though Tiny nipples my ass oh true never my areola's you have bigger nipples than I think this one's bigger But you don't have a third nipple do you? Mmm. I have a lot that could be considered a third nipple. I don't know see this one right here Yeah, it's kind of raised, but it's not a third nipple. I don't know see this one right here. Yeah, it's kind of raised But it's not a third nipple no, but Fellas you remember the nipple stones. It was like it felt like a little rock inside your nipple. Hey fellas

Fucking hurt also the other worst part was just fucking random boners all the time. I'd do the classic Waistband thing tuck it up in the waistband mm-hmm a waistband thing. Tuck it up in the waistband. Mm-hmm. So it's just pointed up, and then your waistband is just keeping it secure. Until your shirt actually gets blown by the breeze and the head of your penis is revealed.

Random Boners are the, I mean, there's actually a great rock band that has a song about this. Random Boners. No Reason Boner by Ninja Sex Party. No Reason Boner. Yeah, you know it. do you actually know it? I know that part okay. Yeah, I do know of it

I was gonna say you know if you just came up with what it could have sounded like you you nailed it No reason butter. How could I forget it Luke pulls into the fucking parking lot blaring it every day I know not to say it's a bad thing just saying it's the same song the same song time and time again Well eventually you'll get you'll get tired of it and want something a little different. You want something a little different. And I would have figured that, it makes me assume that he's listening to it on repeat

from home to work. He is, I asked him. Cause I was like, so do you just play that when you're pulling in as like a funny joke? It's not a joke, it's fully serious. He plays just that one Ninja Sex Party song, No Reason Boner, on loop, and god, that one time, the three of us were driving to Ikea,

and he put his music on, and it was just fucking, I thought he was doing some funny joke, just putting that on loop. I thought there was no way in hell someone could ruin a nice Swedish meatball luncheon with the boys, but that put me in a dour mood from the get go. He was fucking playing it off his phone speaker in Ikea the whole time.

He put it on the table while we were eating our Swedish meatballs. He kept making eye contact with people. And what I mean by this is these people weren't, we'd sit down, we'd be eating, he'd be playing the song, and he'd start to look at people who weren't looking at him until they looked at him. And then he'd hold that eye contact, and then he'd give a faint at people who weren't looking at him until they looked at him right and then he'd hold that eye

Contact and then he'd give a faint smile he'd do this He I'm gonna look at this camera and just kind of I'm gonna do exactly what Luke did and hold on Let me let me even get the song just yeah, you get the song going But have it like playing out of your pocket, so it's it's really realistic Because Danny We are we're two steps from a lawsuit. It'll be like this part in the song. I have to go. I have a, I have a,

I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a,

I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a,

I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, I have a, So that's what Luke does at the IKEA table. God, and then we lost him in the kids' section. He was in one of the little, what was it, the little tent or something. Yeah, and personally I was kind of looking behind stuff. I did not think to look on the top bunk of a children's bed for him.

Oh yeah. He put a bunch of stuff down. Taking Luke to an Ikea, it's a losing battle because he will, he's like a kid, he'll rush right to the toy section. He'll then try to hide from you. He'll make a game out of everything. When you're just trying to go from aisle seven to eight,

it becomes a hide and seek race of some sort. But I will say, of all the faults that Luke brings to Ikea, the one thing he does bring that I do love is that he has the strength to put you and me on his shoulders at the same time when we're walking through the warehouse, which is very nice. That is nice, because there's a lot of walking at Ikea, and I like being on Luke's big shoulders.

It's like he feels like a big brother in that sense. Everything else feels like a little brother with a- A government big brother. No, no, no, no, not like 1984 shit. Just a big bro I never had. Yeah, I never had. Well, I had a step brother. We don't really conversate too often.

I do have a big bro, technically. Half big bro. People, like, we gaslight a lot. And I have seen- I mean, can you blame people for not, but like, we are a mix of gaslighting and seriousness. I know, and we say it in the same tone, so people don't know when we're,

we should start putting a, we need to have like a little sarcasm indicator on the screen that lights up when we're saying something that's a joke or ironic. Oh, like when we say we went to the January 6th stuff. Yeah. That might be an indicator of we're not being serious. I don't know.

Wait. Which I would hope that you're not taking it that way because that's a, I mean we were fighting for America's freedom. Yeah, and it's not a joke, it's not something to joke about. It's not funny. I mean America was about to be stolen. Exactly.

And it was, and it has been for the last four years almost. We're gonna get it back. Yeah we are. Don't worry. Real quick, do you think Danny is still getting no reason boners? I mean, at 78, I don't think you really get those. I think his songs are more about capturing

that sense of nostalgia he got when he was around the middle school age, when life was free, and you thought at some point, personally I think it's a little too old for this, but he's talked to me about it several times, where he was saying in middle school, around eighth, seventh grade or something, he still thought that it was a possibility that in Peru or some distant land, quote unquote,

that there could still be stegosaurus's Yeah Tyrannosaurus's He has such a beautiful imagination I mean Such whimsy to that man Someone that grew up in the Great Depression Like you would think that it would just fucking crush their spirits

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Yeah, I'm letting it warm up a bit because cheese is always best when you let the room temperature kind of bring it down from fridge. Oh yeah, and this baby right here, this computer you set it on top of, it blasts from fridge. Oh, yeah, and this this this baby right here this computer You set it on top of it blasts heat out. So whoo. Yeah, you can feel it you burn yourself on that Do you want me to put this cheese in my pocket for a bit I'm extra hot from the testosterone Yeah, but then I might forget about it since it's not in my no line of sight. No, we won't forget about it Trust me. I will I will have, I can put it in my pocket and warm it with my body heat.

Okay. You're gonna get some nice warm cheese from me, brother. Let me even take my phone out. I'm pumping my, I was pumping my fist in excitement. And I put Ryan's cheese in my pocket. And I got cheese in my pocket, in my pocket, in my pocket. I got cheese, and that's the only lyric though. Yeah, that's a...

It's not as good as Pizza Feet. If you guys, for those who are unaware, Ninja Brian from Ninja Sex Party, and formerly Infowars, Ninja Brian actually made a children's album, besides all the Ninja Sex Party ones, and it's called Go Banana Go, and we love fucking putting this song called

Pizza Feet on around the office. God, it's good. Packin' some merch and boop boop boop boop boop boop. Which I've noticed that a lot of, since we've been, since we changed things up with merch, people are getting their shit a lot faster. Well, one, because it's not coming from the UK. Right, right.

It's coming right from California. Yeah, so, I mean, the first merch hands. I touched a good bit of the packages today. I was slapping some stickers on them. Nice, yeah, I was, I ate a Burger King and I had a little bit of grease on my fingers, so I went through and I rubbed it on some of the shirts, just to give it a little bit of grease on my fingers so I went through and I rubbed it on some of the shirts just to give it a little bit

of super mega flair. But the 420 stuff is, should by the time this comes out, should be all shipped out. But we had to wait a bit because we had to wait for the stuff to finish being made. Matthew, you said you wiped grease all over the shirts. How can you do that when they're protected by plastic? Oh I opened up the plastic

Because each shirt comes in a it's folded and it's in a plastic bag that then goes into the packaging I opened the plastic bag I kind of ripped it open. So if you get one of the shirts Specifically, I did it to the cigarilla shirts because they're white and it would show up better Yeah Specifically, I did it to the Sigarilla shirts because they're white. And it would show up better. Yeah, if you get one that's ripped open, the packaging, or the clear bag the shirt's in, it's because I wiped my greasy fingers on it. So, hope you guys enjoy that. Oh my God, I wish he did it to mine.

Oh, I'm looking. Did they lie or did anyone else not get any stains on their shirts like they promised on the podcast? Reddit post complaining that they didn't, their merch didn't show up ripped and with stains on it. That would be Reddit. That would definitely be Reddit. Hey, I Reddit on Reddit.

Reddit is as Reddit does. Ha ha ha! Do or do not. They're Reddit. Help me out here. Do or do not. There is no gold, I don't know. Updute or updoot not.

There is no validation. Dude, I'm sorry. The joke part of my brain, the humor part, it's turning slow today. Well how about this? Pfft. Okay. See, you can still tell what's funny, just by that.

Good, I was scared it was maybe fully shutting down. And by the way, before we continue, I just wanna let the viewers know, my sense of humor might hurt your feelings. And that goes for Ryan as well. Not that I might hurt your feelings, but that your sense of humor might hurt your feelings. And that goes for Ryan as well. Not that I might hurt your feelings, but that your sense of humor might hurt their feelings. All you little soy cucks out there

that live in a world in constant shielded armor. Big babies. Why don't you live in the real world you big baby I don't believe in this this bubblegum sugar plum vision of the world that that you kids have the world doesn't care about your feelings that's right you know what does care about your feelings God God does so Lord just make sure it's the right God because, whoo! I went to a... went to a psychic and let me just say... Dude, I told you to stay away from that shit!

Well, all I'm saying is I was checking up on a... on an old family member of mine. Wasn't the right God. All I'm gonna say, they should have picked the good Almighty. Did you speak to the... the wrong God all I'm gonna say they should have picked the good Almighty did you speak to the wrong God no no I didn't speak to the wrong God the person got sent to hell for believing in the wrong God oh good I talked to them for a little bit but it was it was mostly just screams and agony right I mean that's what hell is I heard a lot of little imps and demons though that was pretty cool it's my first time hearing those. Giggling or screaming? Yeah, it sounds like when you put the high pitch filter or whatever, you know, you up the pitch on someone's voice. Yes.

Or like the zombies from, um, the town Black Ops 2 zombies. So stupid. I know, I mean, it's, that's crazy. I actually don't... I'm too scared to go to a sidekick. I don't believe that shit at all. Because you're stupid?

Yeah. I'm too scared to go because it's like... The door's gonna slam shut by itself and this purple smoke's gonna start filling the room, the person's gonna levitate off of their chair, their eyes are gonna beam white right at you, Matthew Watson. And their crystal ball is gonna start glowing and like showing you images from your past present and future Whoa, I just really don't want to go to a sidekick for fun And then they're like something terrible is afoot and then I'm gonna be paranoid about that. Well, they're scamming you first off

so while they're scamming you first off. So more than life. Shut up dude. It's a fucking science and an art. It's one of the few things that's both, that and yodeling. So I don't wanna fucking hear it. Yodeling is an art. I would like to go to a sidekick even though I'm scared.

Maybe we can go together, see what they say about our friendship and what's in store for us in the future, you know? Okay, I mean you can just do that with a fortune cookie. So... That's cheaper. Yeah. And you get a meal. You get a cookie with it.

Fried... Oh, dude. Pork fried rice. Ooh! You know, my order as a kid and to this day... They don't have... I've noticed out in LA... General Tso? They're a little more bougie. No, I'd always get pork fried rice with no vegetables.

Like, pork fried rice with egg, no vegetables. And I can't find a good place out here because in South Carolina, the pork fried rice is always made the same. There's always these little, like, The pink cubes? The pink cubes of pork. And out here, it's harder to find those just pink cubes

because they'll put like large slabs of pork in there instead and stuff and I'm like, no I want that cheap South Carolina shit. Was it just spam, the little cubes that they just cut up? It was good. I can look it up. But I don't know. I can imagine it's pork though.

I think Din Tai Fung, that restaurant has my favorite rice like fried, it's has my favorite rice, it's the chicken fried rice. Have you had that one? It's so fucking good. You put the black vinegar on it. Ooh, now I want that really bad. Well, we could order Din Tai Fung to the office. We could.

You know, they're not busy at this time of day. Get some fried rice. I'd get that chicken fried rice for sure. And I would ask for a side of, you know what sucks? You can ask for extra. Vacuums. Okay man, let's cool it with the jokes, okay? Black holes.

I'm talking about rice right now. Come on. Black holes do suck. Do you know if we replace the sum with a black hole, nothing would change? Interesting. Yeah, anyway, I ask for extra black vinegar. They'll give me one packet the only other option is I buy a fucking They put in one of those plastic like containers. They just fill it all the way then you can take it home

That's true have it sip it They put it in like a styrofoam cup that usually you get cokes in and shit With like the top with the tape with tape over the straw I can just pop the straw in and I would like to drink it with a boba straw too so I can get even more vinegar in every single every single gulp you know there's nothing like Fisk fries Fisk's fries I think we're for I can't remember what they're I think that's what they're called that the South Carolina State Fair they had like the Fisk's fries or frisk right and you could just douse them in vinegar. It was awesome, dude Malt vinegar on fries is like five guys is the only place

I know of that has the malt vinegar for the fries I mean, there's a probably a million places, but that's the only place I can think of and it's That place ketchup for a long time for me when it came to go into five guys I wouldn't get ketchup into the frie just Do this with the vinegar I do you know a little bit of shaking like this Tucker was fucking after we were shooting part Of a sketch we went to five guys and Tucker was fucking dogging on me for I like you know I'm really fucking going with the vinegar. Yeah, it comes out real just like drop by drop Yeah, and I'm fucking dousing it and Tucker's like she could put that much vinegar on my dude. Shut up

Also always Tucker you want to change the game malt vinegar and ketchup go for both Put them all vinegar on then dip it in the ketchup I need to get their original fries again, and then do the vinegar and ketchup shit because right now I've just been on a not right now, but over the past years when I order it, I usually just get the Cajun fries. Cajun fries are fucking delicious. And they're wonderful, but I think I do miss the vinegary, basic bland, just lightly salted fries.

Honestly. With no pizzazz. With no pizzazz would make the vinegar stand out more. Exactly. You'd be able to take, I drank a little vinegar the other night. Really, why? What are those tiny pickles called? Besides Ryan's penis. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I had a jar of tiny pickles. I ate all the pickles and then there was the the pickle juice inside Oh with all the little like all the fixin I say this

I'm faking any sort of interest in this story because I don't like pickles So I don't like pickles either but the little tiny ones with the crunch god They're good, and I took a sip of the the pickle juice and god damn. That was good nice You took a sip of pickle juice. What a story Fine tell me a better one tell me a better story than, you took a sip of pickle juice? What a story. Fine, tell me a better one. Tell me a better story than when I took a sip of pickle juice. Okay, my grandmother lived as a child in Indonesia and unfortunately during a war,

her father was taken from the home by Japanese soldiers and taken to an internment camp Her father was taken from the home by Japanese soldiers and taken to an internment camp where he lived out, unfortunately lived out, the rest of his days. Eventually, after the war, they were sent his belongings, because during it, he could write letters every now and then of like, hey, I'm doing fine, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. A lot of it was bullshit, I'm doing fine, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, a lot of it was bullshit. But eventually they got, I think his belongings

and what she described as like a little cookie tin with like a passport, whatever he had. So I don't know how her mom found out, but how she thought to do it, but you know, they retrieved the passport from the little tin and unpeeled it and he had actually written a secret note detailing kind of what went on and like I guess maybe detailed some of the mistreatment but it was more of like an actual proper goodbye I guess letter so I think that

was a good story but no you drank some pickle juice there were little onions in the pickle juice little tiny pickled onions. But no, that was a good, I mean, I think it was kinda on par with the pickle juice story. Yeah. I mean, the pickle juice story's a classic. I mean, people are interested. People are gonna be listening back to the-

You bring up the pickles and people are going, okay, what's this about pickles? And all of a sudden you mention that the little pickles, they get even more excited. Yeah. Oh shit, I like the little pickles as well. And then, a step further, not only are you holding a jar of little pickles, but you take a sip

of the pickle juice? Uh huh. Mind blowing. The listeners are laying on their bed, screaming with joy, kicking their feet up in the air. They're laying on their stomach, kicking their feet like that. Or some of them are laying on their back,

rolling around going, ah ha ha ha! They probably weren't doing that at your story. But it of them are laying on their back, rolling around going, ah! They probably weren't doing that at your story. But it doesn't mean it's not entertaining, it just means that it's, you know. Was there anything after the drinking a little bit of the pickle juice and enjoying it? No, that was literally the story. Because it was a good, okay. It was pretty good, pretty good pickle juice.

I have another story. Lay it on me. Okay. So, there are three brothers, and they happen to be pigs. They go out and they each are going to build their own separate houses to stay safe, right? Okay. One pig makes a house out of straw, out of hay, right?

Wait, that doesn't sound sturdy. Another makes a house out of wood, and. Another makes a house out of wood. And then another makes a house out of brick. Oh, very sturdy. One day, a felon known as the Big Bad Wolf comes by. And he knocks on the straw door, I guess, of the first pig's home. And goes, little pig, little pig, let me in.

And the pig responds, not by the hair, my chinny chin chin. The wolf gets upset, and so what does he do? He huffs, and he puffs, and he blows that house down. No. Eviscerates it completely, leaving the first pig defenseless. So, picks the little pig up, plops him in his mouth, licks his chops, he's not done yet.

No. He goes on a stroll, and what does he find? A wonderfully, a wonderful little wooden home. So. Wait, wait, wait, wait, there's no way he can blow down the wooden home. So. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's no way he can blow down the wooden home. Strike it. Well, he knocks on the door of the wooden house, right?

As he knocks, there's a little bit of shambling, a little bit of creaking. He's noticed that there are no nails that put this house together, just stacks and planks of wood stacked on top. But it still looks pretty cozy. Who answers the door but the second pig brother? The wolf goes, little pig, little pig, let me in.

And what does this pig say? Nothing different. He says, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin. Oh my god. And so the wolf cocks one eyebrow up up much like Dwayne the Rock Johnson And he goes okay then and he huffs and he puffs no and he blows that little stack of sticks down Oh He picks the pig up no

Drops him in his gullet Licks his chops, but for some reason he hasn't had enough. No, no, I don't want to hear the rest of this, dude. This is fucking... I don't want to... Please tell me the rest. Off in the distance, he sees a plume of smoke. A fireplace is burning. Another house, which means potentially more food. He goes over to the house. He's had enough! It's made of brick. The third pig brother is inside. Well that'll surely withstand. It's brick. He knocks on the door. Little pig, little pig, let me in. And what does this pig say? He's just like his brothers, just as defiant. But not as silly with his

construction of his house, so he's confident. And he goes, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin. And just like all the other times, the wolf huffs and he puffs, and the house doesn't budge. So the wolf thinks, okay, I just need to inhale a little bit more. He starts inhaling even bigger and he huffs even grander and puffs even louder and he blows and knocks himself out. Oh my god.

With hyperventilating. What? The third little pig then steps outside of the house with the wolf there all strewn about kind of splayed out like this Mouth open and he hears little Coming from the gullet of they're alive. They're alive. He gets his brothers He gets a stick Puts the wolf on the spit and roasts him open and open fire The fire that the wolf saw earlier coming from the brick house and the three little pigs all dine on the wolf and roast him open and open fire, the fire that the wolf saw earlier, coming

from the brick house. And the three little pigs all dine on the wolf and live happily ever after. Is that a true story? Oh yeah. My uncle told me it happened during like World War II or something like that. It's like a German story. No fucking way dude. That's crazy.

But what about their other houses? Do they all just move into the brick house now? I don't know the details surrounding that. I mean, maybe they maybe they have like a realtor friend or something I mean building now all I know is that they moved into the wrong neighborhood. Yeah Oh absolutely and a house out of straws. They should have checked property lines 100% By the way, Ryan your cheese has been in my pocket for a little bit, but I just noticed something. It actually, because I'm wearing these gray sweats, it kind of slid out and it hasn't

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Uh, I just, uh, I had some things to take care of I thought you would have chilled with me for the alright it's fine now I was wondering this isn't just any cheese you probably are wondering what specific cheese I have in my hand it's Trader Joe's mini brie bites which is something that I've that I've grown to love it's one of it's my favorite snacking cheese as of the moment wait I thought for a month Kermont was your favorite this is my Something that I've grown to love. It's my favorite snacking cheese as of the moment. Wait, I thought Vermont, Cremont was your favorite. This is my snacking cheese.

Oh, snacking cheese. That's more of a dining cheese. I always think you have a pack of fruit snacks, but nope, it's a little wheel of brie. It's a tiny little cheese wheel. God, how is it? Can you join it? It's creamy. The rind still keeps it solidified in one. Yeah.

Pulls apart, it's so, and it has a nice, like a light hint of like a bitterness. It accentuates the sweetness. I just know right now your digestive system's like, oh brother, not again! This is the 10 tenth one in the- No! It- it- it's so funny, it looks- it does look pretty tasty.

How- how is the heat? Is it warmed up? Look at this. Oh yeah. Whoa, dude! Oh yeah. That's cheese porn. That sounds like a subreddit.

R slash cheese porn. Probably exists. Just pictures of cheese. Or it could be pornography featuring cheese in it. Which I'm sure there's plenty of. You guys like that? Probably getting someone off right now. They might post this to the cheese porn subreddit actually.

I gotta see if that's real. They might post this to our subreddit. Don't, put it on the subreddit, do not. Matt's pussy lips sound like. Come on, don't fucking post that. I'm gonna look. Ooh, my mom sent me on Instagram a prank video. Great, thank you mom. Your mom's into pranks?

Yeah, my mom sends me a lot of videos on Instagram. And I watch them all, mom, if you're watching. I do watch them all. I don't really respond that often, because I don't know what to say, but I do watch all the videos. Do you at least heart it? Do you go, ah?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. Not every time, because I don't want it. I'm scared if I heart it every time, she's going to go, he's not watching them. He's just. Well, you might also incentivize her to send more, and you may not want to. Yeah, well, I love them, Mom.

Thank you. Cheese Porn, is that a subreddit? It is with 1.9k members. What's the top post right now? Well it's from 28 days ago. Inside the cheese factory one up vote and it's a YouTube video that looks pretty funny. How about top of all time? How about that? Because maybe this was a bump in subreddit at one point and it just fell off. Big cheese got in the way.

Wow, 181 upvotes. Half naked woman gets thousands of upvotes. How many for our fromage en bleu? And it's a little bit of, it's some blue cheese. The veins of this gorgonzola picante were so beautiful I had to snap a picture. Look at that guys. Luke, just put the post up on screen

so people can see how beautiful the veins on this Gorgonzola picante are. Is there just, I mean, there's probably a bigger subreddit just called rslashcheese. Ooh, people are getting into it. Gingerman76 says, I think I can smell this through the picture Wow, and it's a blue cheese, right?

Looks like a brute like it's Gorgonzola. Okay, which And I'm not a cheese expert. So I'm not actually I'm quite You know, you're not a cheese mongers what you're saying. I'm not I'm not a cheese monger I would like to become one though And unfortunately this person has deleted their account But they said big fan dot that dot of all your posts including this gorg So it looks like we've got some cheese fans in here Wow You know what I did the other night at

230 another pickle juice drinking kind of story or is it like I opened the fridge and had some water pickle juice drinking kind of story or? Is it like I opened the fridge and had some water? Dude, let me tell my story. I promise this one's different. I'll let you speak your truth. So, okay. I opened the fridge and what do I see? A jar of pickles, almost out of pickles.

And, let's just say I took that, I twisted the lid off and you wouldn't believe it, took a sip of the pickle juice. No, the real story, you wouldn't believe it, took a sip of the pickle juice. No, the real story. Well now, dude, no matter what story I tell, it sounds fucking stupid. I was gonna say I made a grilled cheese at 2.30 in the morning.

Oh wow, no, dude. I made, dude, listen to what I did at 2.30 in the morning. This white boy is crazy. I made a homemade grilled cheese with slices of Gouda and American. Wait, homemade, you didn't order this from somewhere at 2.30 a.m.? I made it. Like most people? I made a homemade grilled cheese with slices of Gouda and American. Wait, homemade? You didn't order this from somewhere at 2.30am? I made it. Like most people?

I made it. And I microwaved some Campbell's tomato soup. And I dipped it in the tomato soup. You're telling me you dipped a grilled cheese sandwich in tomato soup. I am telling you that. Get out of Dodge, bucko. No way. No way I believe that story. Hey, I mean... It is too good of a story to be true.

I know, but you don't have to believe it, but that doesn't matter because it's my live-it experience and it was fantastic. I have a similar story. I woke up in the middle of the night. Yeah? And I was parched. Ooh.

My throat was dry, my mouth was dry, I had like cotton mouth. I just was so thirsty. I looked to the left and on my nightstand, guess what? I had luckily given myself a glass of water before going to bed essentially. It's sitting right there. So what do I do? I pick it up, I put it right to my mouth, I tilt it,

and then I put the water in my mouth and I swallow it, some would call drink. I drink this water. I go, ah, and then I was able to fall back to sleep. That's fucking awesome, that's rad. Give me a fist bump. There is nothing better though than when you wake up in the middle of the night and you are so fucking thirsty

and you have put a glass of water by your bed, because I don't always do it, but I try every night to put some water by my bed, because I know I'm gonna wake up thirsty, or with heartburn or some shit. I kind of do it as habit now, because my mom when I was little would always, there would always be,

I guess I'd go shower, or I would be busy doing something, but whenever I would go up, it's ready, it's bedtime, it's little Ryan's bedtime, there would always be a cup of water with ice in it all, really. The ice wasn't melted, it was like,

my mom just had good timing, she cared about my hydration. And there would always be points, in the middle of the night I'd wake up to use the restroom or something, thirsty, I'd drink that motherfucker. And it's still cold because the ice has melted more now. So it's kept the drink cold through the night. And much this to say, you know, Mom,

you may think I forgot what you did, you know, for all those years. I never forget. I never forget a deed like that, Mother. That is a sweet fucking deed, dude. Yeah, what I started doing, honestly. I went with a deed to my house. That's a bad deed, and it's a very bad one. Got very very bad one got fucked over well calls it a house instead of a mansion

Which is what it is which kind of pisses me off, which is the main signify. I'm gonna. It's fine basically uh I Can't trust myself to always put a glass of water by the bed so recently I bought a fucking 28 pack of water bottles slid it under my bed so now in the middle of the night I can just I'm like oh you justid it under my bed, so now in the middle of the night, I can just, I'm like, ugh, I can just reach onto my bed. Shhh, shh, shh. Yeah, it's so loud. It's just like the plastic, shh, shh, shh. And then I drink it and I'm crunched.

Doopie's gotta play with that during the night. Dude. Like the plastic? I keep. Like the loose plastic after you've taken a good bit of water bottles out? Yes, she does. She gets inside. And I do do I do honestly Keep her out of my room on a good handful of nights because it's not to get confused with your cat doopie This is your maid. Yes She just kind of starts playing with things in the middle of the night and it's very annoying but my cat

Much like the maid does something similar and I don't keep I don't keep the cat in my room that many nights a week because I know for a fact at some point she is going to wake me up. How does she wake you up? She climbs on top of my headboard and she starts scratching on my curtains. And I'm like doopey and I have to get up

and I grab her by her little rib cage, I dig my fingers between. So she doesn't like lightly put her paw on your face. She's like, I'm trying, she just is like, I know, I'm just gonna make a noise to annoy this. And she also, my headboard is a similar material to this. She'll start to scratch her nails on it, because she knows it's gonna make me go, doopey!

And I get up and I grab her, usually by the tail, swing her around, chuck her out of my room, shut the door and lock it. Good, because I mean, even if something were to happen to the tail, it can grow back. Yeah, yeah, and you know, some people are like, well it's actually connected to the spine, so you cannot pick a cat up by its tail. That's an urban legend.

You can definitely pick a cat up by its tail. That's why. It's like a possum. That's what mom cats, that's how they pick their kittens up. They just pick them up by its tail. That's why. It's like a possum. That's what mom cats, that's how they pick their kittens up. They just pick them up by the tail. I think we do need to say that just in case there are any viewers out here that want to try it themselves, it's better if you can get more than one cat at once so the weight helps distribute a little bit better.

Yeah it does. You can actually tie the tails together. Exactly. Like a, what is it called? A rat king or something like that? Dude, that's, that's crazy that that happens. Like, they just get, do they just get fucking tied together? Like, how do they actually get fucking tied together and then... I don't know, cause like, I thought I heard that

there's never been like an actual... Like, people aren't sure if it is like an more of an urban legend thing because like there are pictures and stuff of whatever so some guy one day was just like you know be crazy if some rats had their tails tied together yeah and it just became like a worldwide I haven't really looked into the science of the rat king the rat king why is it called a rat is it called something else no I it called a Rat King? That was what I thought it was called too.

Let me look this up. It also sounds like a boss in a video game. Yes, a Rat King is a collection of ratzermis whose tails are intertwined and bound together in some way. This could be the result of an entangling material like hair, a sticky substance such as sap or gum, or the tails being tied together. Look at this fucking picture.

Good lord. That's crazy. That's gross. That can't be natural though. First of all, how would they all be in that formation where all, you know, there's like eight around with their tails are all, I don't know, it probably happens in a much more complex way than what I'm thinking in my head. I'm thinking they're all like in a circle

with their backs to each other and their tails just whoop. I'm guessing it's like they're all climbing over each other and eventually something like that happens. I mean, look at your, look what happens to like, what is it, chords and shit over time. Oh man, back in the day when headphones had. Oh dude, yes! Put them in your pocket, god damn.

Now for those that aren't aware. Jin's ears. All headphones at one point used to have cords. It wasn't like a option you had. And you'd put your earbuds in your pocket and no matter what, they'd always be tangled But like to an absurd degree, dude, I don't get it There would be like ten different knots you'd have to untangle and you'd only have them in your pocket for like half an hour

So I and also what I would try to do because I would listen to my my iPod on the bus every day So my earbuds I did not want to get tangled. So I was very careful to, when I was done listening, I would wrap them up in a very nice formation and then wrap the thing around and put them in my pocket. If it fucking comes out just 20 knots, just completely tangled, I don't fucking get it. Only 90s kids will remember this one.

Yeah, early 2000s. They don't have to worry about this shit anymore, you know them air pods now air pods are meant to Decay over time and break not very good. They are good, but the sound I like the air I have the air pod pros where is that cup over here? No, those are the max is the pros of the ones that have the buds Okay, and I do like those a lot and I do like the maxes as well, but The maxes have really good The maxes have dude I can't get past that what you fucking threw a neener neener at me

I was just I was just kind of like trying to be an entertaining I'm talking about an audience to entertain and I'm talking about Apple products right now. Apple products are boring. Okay, my pickle juice is boring. Apple products are boring. What entertains you, Ryan? Tell me a story about a time you were a kid at an amusement park with your sister that would be entertaining.

Do you have any recollections of little embarrassing moments at an amusement park with your sister? Maybe some, maybe you guys went into a bathroom all alone? What? Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! I do have a, I actually, you and I were at Universal together and I went into the bathroom

and I saw a very slick drug deal occur. I saw, it was one guy walking into the bathroom and I saw a very slick drug deal occur. I saw it was one guy walking in the bathroom, one guy walking out. I haven't been to Universal in forever. They did the DAP, they just kind of like, you know, low down, kind of like, kind of dapped each other's hands up and clearly gave him something

because the guy was like, putting his pocket. Pretty slick drug deal. I should have told him. You wouldn't catch that happening at Disney. No, not at Disney. There's no drugs at Disney. There's probably a lot of drugs at Disney. I would say a lot of the employment issue

probably gets high before work. You and I were at Disneyland years ago, years and years ago, and this guy that was. It's been a while since you and I have gone together. I know. We haven't been to Disneyland together in fucking years. What, I'm trying to think of the last time you and I actually gone together. I know. We haven't been to Disneyland together in fucking years. What? I'm trying to think of the last time

you and I actually went to Disneyland together. It's probably with Aaron. Really? Yeah. And that's, that would have been four or five years. Years ago. Cause we've gone separately. Cause I think I went in like 2022,

like mid 2022, late 2022. I think I went maybe in 2022 also, but Disneyland is just, I've been, 2022 like mid 2022 late 2022 I Think I went maybe in 2022 also, but Disneyland is just I've been but not together No, maybe you and I should do a Disneyland trip Just just the two of us. We only live an hour away from Disneyland. We go on Radiator Springs Just like old times. It's a great ride. Wait the last time we went to Disney, I want to say...Didn't he? No, never mind. Never mind. I was about to say, because I remember doing some sort of tweet at some

point about like radiator springs, but I think I was just using a random ride. I attached that to a memory, maybe I was there and that's why I Made that joke or we were there and that's one, but it's not I know it was just random fantastic memory for me is December 2017 when game grumps took us on a company trip to Disney world Disney world guys you waited I didn't wait in the line, but you waited in line to go For the avatar ride which was pretty new to Animal Kingdom at the time, or I don't know if it was new, but it was newer to me, because I don't go to fucking

Disney every fucking year, you know? What? I said that so predictively. I go to fucking Disney every year. Like, you fuckers. What's more like, well, I don't go to Disney every fucking year. You know, I would if they would you know sponsor a trip It's it's too expensive though

Okay, if they wanted me to go to Disney they would email us and then give us free tickets and Not do those stupid little genie thing and just give us fast passes that we can scan honestly I would do a Disney ad if they just gave us tickets But they just bought you know a good bit of like epic or whatever some not a good bit some of that Some of that they bought a percentage of epic. Yeah Frick dude like a one point something billion dollar deal. They are going to jam Disney Franchises that you don't really care about down your throat in fortnight inside and out

It's just called inside out. Yes inside out. Is that gonna be in fortnight? Mm-hmm. I mean Pixar's owned by Disney said they're working on like a Disney metaverse or some shit like that, I think like a like a Dude, do you remember when everyone was talking about the metaverse was gonna be it was like a one-month period during kovu was like Yeah, the metaverse is gonna be big it was like a one month period during COVID, was like, yeah, the metaverse is gonna be big, it's gonna be the next big thing. I remember someone telling me that,

he was like, hey, you wanna make some money? Now invest in virtual property in the metaverse. Like that's where you gotta put all your money right now. Because we as humans are so short-sighted, we were like, oh, it's just gonna be like this forever. And then when it wasn't, and things kinda got back to normal. Also metaverse, it's not at the point to where

people are just gonna go on VR chat to go hang out with people and have some fun. I don't think there's, I know it's futuristic sounding and people were talking about like Facebook Metaverse is gonna be huge, but I genuinely don't think it's ever gonna catch on where people are just gonna be in their homes with these VR headsets in a virtual world, you know, shopping and seeing

their friends. It's a cool concept but everything like that is available on your smartphone already. So it's just like they're not gonna take the effort of A, buying a really expensive VR headset because they're really expensive and B, actually having to do all that you know yeah because it is still bulky like if via if like if we lived in the Star Trek future where see I haven't watched Star Trek I'm just kind of like making a general statement but if we lived in like some sort of Star Trek in future where the headset I even can't like even if even if the headset was as small as just sunglasses or something,

I think still people are not gonna wanna wear things constantly all the time. Well that's the thing is the wearable tech in the sense of headwear never catches on, or if it catches on it never sticks. Google Glass. Yeah, Google Glass. Everyone thought that that was gonna be like,

everyone's gonna be walking around with their Google Glass. Everyone thought that that was gonna be like everyone's gonna be walking around with their Google Glass and No, like do they they don't even make that anymore. Do they? No, no, no, I'm I'm I don't check Well, Luke has an old pair from what like 2012 that he wears most days He says they're Google Glass, but I never believe things just regular glasses. I think he just tapes Welded I don't just tapes or welded, I don't know his skill level, but it doesn't look like it was a good job,

whatever he did. No, but I'll give it to him, you know, I'll be like, oh wow dude, your Google Glass looks pretty cool. Yeah, I don't wanna embarrass him and make him, you know, because like, it's very obvious it's not Google Glass, and I think that's, it's like that, there's a little bit of pity involved with not calling it out because you don't he's proud of it, and he doesn't

He sees that you and I living in our living in our mansion. Yeah, you know Wearing our our Apple Headsets you know he's a pro yeah the vision pro vision pro sorry I forget the name It's just a part of my daily life so So to me, it's just my life. It's just your vision. It's just what you see on it. It's the vision. You wake up with it and go to sleep with it.

That's why I've never asked Luke if I could try his Google glasses on because I don't want to embarrass him. Because then he would be like, oh shit, he's gonna know they're fake. But yeah, I mean, he's with the big dogs now. He's with you and me. And it's not easy being poor

around you and me, you know? So the Google Glasses, sure, I'll give it to him. Luke, I hope you've been lighting up the sarcasm light. I've had to been doing this the whole time. He's like, wait, I had to put this in the whole time? Yes, you have, no, no, no, no. Yes, Luke, he's gonna have to rewatch it now. And a third time just to make sure.

Yeah I'm just kidding. Look you know you don't have to do that buddy. Although Luke since you're not doing all of that work. How about this. You put in. Three bonk sound effects before the end of the podcast. Here here's a good one. Oh I'll give you a second one.

No! And now it's up to you to where that third one will go. I'm sure he'll get creative and find a good spot for it. But it looks like we're starting to wrap this thing up. So. It looks like it. And we have to get to the Super Mega Junior portion which, if you don't know, people should know at this point. They should know.

Super Mega Junior is a Patreon exclusive, extended portion of this podcast. It is its own show because it's not like we take things from this podcast and, I don't know, it's its own show because it's like just a mini podcast. It's on the same set though. It's this, it's just this. It's just an extra 15 to 30 minutes of this every week.

So if you watch this episode and you're like, God, that wasn't enough, Patreon has it. And speaking of Patreon, big shout out to all of our podcast producers and executive producers from our Patreon. Their names are on screen right now. Yep, and all of those people, because they subscribe to those tiers, are also getting some wonderful stickers

in the month of May, which are these. Show the stickers! If you want, you know, if you're like, I don't wanna be a part of the sticker club at all, you know, just like consistently, but you do like these stickers This would be the one month you could do it and then drop off of it. I don't know Why are you telling people to? Dejoin

Join more tell your mom and dad make several patreon accounts and join several times that way you get multiple stickers every month true Yeah, I think they're already getting multiple stickers this month That's true. They're getting three yep three whole stickers. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah, I think they're already getting multiple stickers this month That's true. They're getting three. Yep, three whole stickers. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah, baby. They're They're pretty they're one of them is metallic and shiny Anyway, that's enough about our stickers Luke I hope you've put the bonk sound in At this point, I think you know it's a little too late honestly. Yeah, if you haven't He's probably freaking out right now.

He's probably. Where do I put the last bonk? He got so, you know, wrapped up in watching us talk about Sticker Club, and he's just sitting there watching his screen with his big Luke eyes and his Google glasses, and then goes, fuck, I was supposed to put the bonk in. Well, Luke, unfortunately, it might be a little too late,

because we are actually. We're out of time. Yeah, we're out of time. And patience. The red light is on, that means it's our turn to get off stage and let the next stand up act come in. So thank you guys for tuning in to Super Mega Show. We are on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, all that stuff, please.

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