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Episode Date: March 12, 2024Milky white suspensions, monkey suits, what's ahead, and more! Follow Matt: @matthwatson Follow Ryan: @elirymagee Follow the show: @supermegashow To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/supe...rmegashowYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/supermegashowpod If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/supermegashowpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Should I just say it?
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please give it up for Mr. Ryan McGee.
Is that good?
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the one and only Matthew Watson.
Hey, it's me.
Welcome, everyone.
Guess what?
It's a podcast with two white men.
Two white men have their own podcast, a thing that's never been done before, especially by us.
No.
So it's a very exciting day.
Oh, damn. Damn, chill, chill man going crazy 10 seconds in i opened up a monster because we are recording this
at the first episode by the way at at at midnight 14 that's what i'm gonna say is midnight 14 sounds
cooler right midnight 14 sounds cooler why don't people say like noon 30 or midnight 30?
I don't know.
It's like meet me at noon 30 tomorrow.
Now, some of y'all might know us from our past podcast.
And you might be wondering, why are you starting a new one?
Well, it's simple.
It's because look at this set.
Look at how beautiful it is.
Look how much effort was put into it.
Oddly enough, Like literally a week ago
We
It was still the Super Mega Cast
Yeah
But
We just kind of toyed around
We're like you know
So much effort has been put into this set
Tucker's come here
Like
I don't know
Again
I love this piece
This piece was
Like a newer edition
Within the past month
Yeah well we
We had to basically delay recording the first episode.
Until now.
Because...
We already recorded the first episode.
Well, yeah, we already recorded it once.
And then we used beautiful wireless microphones.
All that super mega fashion, huh?
Where you going, huh?
Oh, yeah, these.
We used these bad boys.
And the frequency on them, something was getting in the way.
I'm guessing it was some sort of like maybe a police van.
Yeah, maybe like a surveillance van or a satellite.
And listen, these are fantastic microphones.
They were listening to our podcast outside in the police van going, they had to stop
doing, they were probably like trying to break like a drug den up or something.
All of a sudden they heard us recording.
They caught us in the frequency and they just started listening and laughing because it
started going out.
The frequency breaks started going like throughout the podcast.
Like flipping and stuff.
It started increasing.
So we must have been pretty entertaining for that police van to stay tuned for the whole podcast.
That no one can listen to.
They probably let the guy get away.
Like the drug lord probably escaped because the FBI was too busy just giggling and guffawing at our podcast.
But now they can't listen because we're using wired microphones.
Exactly.
See, we got beautiful colored cords.
Look at that.
But basically, this whole set, this set piece, this acrylic wall was like a very last minute
addition.
I doodled it in my notebook and we were like, let's do it.
Let's get an acrylic wall.
Well, okay.
I'll get into something about the acrylic wall shortly, but we've already introduced
ourselves.
For those with a short attention span or doing something else, we want to reiterate.
This is Matt Watson.
Hi.
And this is Ryan McGee.
Hello.
And this is our podcast show.
That's right.
The Super Mega Show.
Super Mega Show.
Yeah.
It's a fun little show where two best friends, Ryan McGee and Matt Watson, sit and talk about
everything under the sun, whether it's fun childhood stories about kissing my dad on
the lips.
New games we're playing.
New movies we've seen.
New boys we've kissed.
Luke kissed me the other day, speaking of kissing boys.
And?
He's got very soft lips.
I just felt like I should know you, so there's no kind of like, I don't want to start a competition
in the workplace, is all.
Okay, well, in that case-
It was a cheek kiss.
No.
It wasn't anything, there was nothing sexual about it.
Well, he kissed me the other day, too.
I think it's only fair that I tell you, if you're telling me.
Was it sensual, or was it like a peck like me on the cheek um well i mean really that's
that that's in my interpretation i think what what did your heart tell you was it was it thumpity
thumping well yeah it made my heart go thumpity thumpity but i mean he has such soft lips and also he is um great hug those are firm
hugs firm hands very firm hands we're getting distracted sorry sorry we get we get distracted
we we talk about luke a lot yeah luke's our podcast editor uh except he's not editing this
one fake editor here's a picture of him so you guys can just enjoy that this is luke's you know
who he is uh i don't want to get distracted from the conversation we're about to have.
This, this, what would you call it?
Not plexiglass.
They're acrylic blocks.
Acrylic blocks.
Originally, Matt ordered, how heavy?
Like legitimate glass blocks that, it was from Home Depot.
Yeah. So they're on screen right now if if anyone wants to see the original we still have them in the office because they're
so damn heavy yeah we're not getting those out of here so basically i went on home depot's website
and when when i had this idea for this acrylic wall i'm like hey you know you remember those
block walls from the like 90s early 2000s let Let's do that. And Home Depot had pre-built
ones. So, I put a custom order in and then Luke and I went to Home Depot to pick them up.
And I knew they were going to be heavy because they're glass blocks, right?
Did you know they were going to be that? Did they list how heavy they were on the site?
Yes. And I didn't read that.
How heavy are they each they were each i think 169 169 pounds
and uh you might be thinking i can bench that yeah 169 is not that heavy well when it's uh
a yes it is and b when it's in like a like a five foot by four foot shape it's incredibly heavy so
luke and i get these two we got two of them two of them we
drive them in his in his cute little pickup truck back to our new office and uh it's the first one
that's the first i had to christen the podcast you had to christen it it's like when they break
the champagne i didn't mean to interrupt you i just had the christen the podcast with uh hey
a toot a fart you can always interrupt me with a toot. Okay.
Always.
I just think it's a classic kind of,
it's a part of my character.
It's a part of me.
It's a part of my being.
It's a part of my essence.
Literally.
It's me.
It's your essence.
And people might be like,
oh man, this new podcast is,
you know, maybe it's different.
Maybe they've matured. No.
No.
No.
But anyway, we get these big big heavy glass walls back to the
office and we need to get them inside it's raining so luke and i decided a part of this but you
weren't here you were smoking crack somewhere i believe or do you i don't want to give away the
location but yes i was smoking crack somewhere is it where i think it was that's a pretty cool
place and the crack is good and the people yeah the people the people on crack at least the people
not on crack they're kind of a buzzkill bit of a buzz go go on with your story basically uh
luke and i had to get these things out of the back of his truck it's raining so the glass is
slippery uh and it took us about 30 minutes we were fucking dying we had to use
just a push dolly we get them inside uh we hired a carpenter basically that builds sets to come
take a look at them and he's the same guy who built this did a great job he comes in and he
looks at the glass and he's like you know they make uh acrylic versions of these and i was like
what and he's like yeah they you know you can just get
the individual you know little acrylic plastic blocks and just click them together like legos
i was like no you can't and i went online and i looked it was like half the price like uh half
the weight and well less than half the way less uh each one of these blocks is like two pounds and it's just plastic or acrylic.
So basically I ordered them.
They came five times faster than the glass.
We clicked them together and the little carpenter man, you know, did his carpenter magic like Jesus and boom.
Sorry, I just kind of did the math.
Jesus and boom.
Sorry, I just kind of did the math.
They're around maybe like 66-ish pounds altogether if each two of them are.
We have more than this because, you know, for the guest couch over here, which the viewers can't see in this episode.
No.
We might build another one or something like that.
I don't know.
We're still like getting in the work.
Like we did our first live stream recently.
We put out a music video, which we'll talk more about because I would like to talk about the process and just the project in general. But we are still getting back into things. And since a lot of the stuff is new that we're doing in terms of branding and just content in general, it's going to take some massaging into.
Yeah. It's going to take some massaging into Yeah
But it should hopefully be smooth
I mean, you know, we are recording the first episode of the podcast at 1230-ish
1222
Yes, 1222
Midnight 22
Midnight 22
That's the sequel
Midnight 22
But basically, we took six, seven months off.
We went on a mission trip to El Salvador.
We touched a lot of hearts, spread the word of Christ.
And now we're back with a brand new podcast show.
And you're probably going, wait, hold on.
Aren't you guys the honkies from Super Megacast?
Weren't there like 359 episodes of that?
What do you, what the, what the F are you guys doing?
Why is, why am I looking you guys doing? Why is,
why am I looking at episode one?
What is Super Mega Show?
Well,
don't question us.
There's,
there's fucking people out there that create like three to four
different YouTube channels
and upload the same content to them.
Exactly.
I don't,
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear it.
If we wanted to do a new show,
if we wanted to liven it up
and to feel like,
ah,
let's start fresh
because it's always fun to
kind of build a baby so to speak yeah it is you know not not like conception you know yeah but
creatively i don't i don't want to i don't i don't want to i don't want to get uh my cock wet
right we shouldn't talk about intercourse no intercourse is something that you know the
advertisers aren't gonna like and i i personally don't like. I'm not a fan of intercourse.
The advertisers specifically told us, hey, we don't have a lot of sex. So if you could please not mention it so much in the podcast because they have to test listen to it and everything, that would be great. And so we're kind of put between a rock and a hard place because there are advertisers.
We don't want to piss them off by talking about sex too much and making them so jealous.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
It's like they, it's honestly for me, I think it's more of a fear of intimacy thing.
They're kind of, it's not that they hate sex, but they are scared of that intimacy.
So when they hear us talking about intercourse, you know, it's just, it makes them upset.
So anyway, but basically we started Super Megacast back in 2016 april 2016 yes okay uh it is now march 2024 okay so
do the math that's a couple months uh i had just turned 20 you had just turned you were about to
turn 22 yes and we had you, we were getting our toes wet.
Is that a saying?
Getting our toes wet?
Yeah.
Dipping our toes in.
Like you're at a pool.
Yeah.
You're testing the waters.
We were getting our toes wet in the podcasting scene because we had just started Super Mega
and we were like, we should just talk every week.
Lest y'all forget, we did create something called The Talking Show and stopped that.
So, like, we're no stranger to kind of trying to restart things.
I think this will be a more successful attempt at doing something new.
This is The Talking Show 2.0, baby.
Yeah, exactly.
We filmed The Talking Show in this very room, actually.
Right over there in that corner.
We also filmed some episodes in the other room over there.
talking show in this very room actually right over there and that we also filmed some episodes in the other room over there uh but basically long story short we have spent the last eight years
of our 20s uh making super mega cast uh and through that time we have you know documented
our lives our thoughts uh our opinions both good good and bad. Our hopes. Our dreams.
Our dreams, our jokes, our talking about our folks.
Toots.
I was trying to rhyme a little bit.
That's why I said talking about our folks.
That is kind of a what?
Let me just take it back.
And our folks and our smokes.
Smoke cigarettes.
And our tokes.
Hey. And some of our well-known blokes. Our smokes Smoke cigarettes And our tokes Hey
And some of our well-known blokes
Yes, and our spokes
And sometimes when we drink some cokes
Okay
We're five years old just rhyming stuff for content
Yeah, there's this new podcast out
And they rhyme words.
Spokes.
Awesome.
Spokes.
Jokes.
Really great.
And then he farted.
Yeah.
But basically,
the enthusiasm in that,
imagine someone like
explaining something to their friend
and like that's the,
you wouldn't believe it.
That's what it did. I mean, they rhy rhymed they rhymed uh joke smoke spoke like over and over it was awesome it's incredible uh it's like they both like went to college or something well we did
we did so we're we're educated not as educated as luke but no luke is a little more educated
luke actually graduated but the way i see it is Luke wasted money We didn't
Exactly
We were smart about it
We took the necessary knowledge
And went
You know
Not all things learned
You learn in books
Some things you learn
In documentaries
In Michael Moore documentaries
Well what's your favorite
Michael Moore documentary?
Bowling for Columbine
I don't think I've ever seen that one all the way through
I watched it in high school
I remember it was on Netflix
Or something and I was in like 10th grade
And I watched it and I thought it was the most profound
Shit I had ever seen I was like
My parents were at like a bed and breakfast
For the weekend and I was like
My uncle likes Michael Moore
But I've heard he's controversial So I watched Bowling for Columbine and I was like my uncle likes Michael Moore but I've heard he's controversial
so I watched Bowling for Columbine and I was like no way I have my what am I uh I think like one of
my first girlfriends when I was in like mid high school or something her dad hated Michael Moore
oh yeah well because he he was in the military yeah so and Michael Moore is pretty anti-military you know Michael Moore
actually is going to be a guest on the second episode of the podcast but what's he look at
what's his last like what's the last thing he did is he still making docu yeah no he made because
remember he made that documentary Fahrenheit 9-11 yes I think he made a new one about it's like the sequel to Fahrenheit 9-11 yeah but it was about uh
Donald Trump I don't know nice yeah so he's still he's still going man that's what we need in this
world more documentary centered around Donald we need we need we need a little more a little
more screen time on Donald Trump I think so we're going to dedicate every episode of the podcast
we'll have a portion about Donald Trump well Well, election's coming up this year, buddy. Well, it is election year, so
that might just be true. Another entertaining election year,
I'm sure. One for everyone
online to go
all range of emotions.
Maybe some of this.
Maybe some of
yeah, and maybe
even some of, yes! not none from me though no no none from me i'm just
gonna mine is i'm gonna be i'm gonna focus on people i care about and not uh old fuckers who
just do just are rich and are known for doing nothing essentially exactly i want to focus on
my best buddy ryan i want to focus on super mega i want to focus on luke yeah of course especially
on luke and and you know that's it i don't want to i don't want to worry about politics i don't
want to worry about you know intercourse i just i want to just think about super mega this year i
just want to work on super mega and super mega cast going to complete my thought after i got derailed and distracted by
thoughts of michael moore thought from like 15 minutes ago yeah yeah um see that's one thing
that hasn't changed from super mega cast is our inability to finish a point because we get sidetracked. Basically, Super Megacast was that chunk of our story
and we were going to continue it.
Like Ryan said, this was Super Megacast
until a couple weeks ago.
We were building the set and everything
and then we were just like, you know what?
We've put so much work, blood, sweat, tears,
a little bit of pre-com into rebranding and rebuilding this
thing from the ground up putting more work into it than we ever have more love and we were like
it it feels weird jumping back in with such a big overhaul at episode 360 i it deserves its own
fresh start and now that we're not spry 20-olds and the world is a different place and we're pushing 30, why not just, you know, new chapter?
We've been working our ass off, too.
We've been, like, staying at the office till, like, 2 a.m. plus and, like, coming in.
Okay, we like to sleep in a little.
We come in between, like, 9 and 10.
I know some people go to work a lot earlier than that.
But we're staying until, like, 2 in the morning usually, 3 in the morning.
I've been pulling 15, 16-hour work days.
Yeah.
So I have been –
The past two weeks has been brutal for you as well.
I have not gone home before 3 a.m. the last two weeks except for like three times.
For those who don't know, Matt is a wonderful graphic designer.
He's designed so much stuff
for our website,
like the merch stuff,
the intro that you saw
at the beginning
of this podcast.
Thank you, sure.
That's all Matt.
Can we get a round
of applause for Matt?
Oh, dude,
well, you're making me
edit in applause
for myself right now.
I'm fine with it.
How's it feel?
Yeah, soak it in, baby.
Yeah, I like that.
Maybe one fake boo. It's good, you Yeah, soak it in, baby. Yeah, I like that. And maybe one fake boo.
It's good, you know, everyone's always going to have haters.
Exactly.
Fuck you.
I say F the haters.
F the haters, man.
And some skaters, because skaters are rude.
No, not always.
Skaters are cool.
Not the ones that drop into a bowl when it's being used.
Well, yeah, I mean, that's just skate etiquette.
You shouldn't do that.
Ah, fuck, Ryan.
I just realized something.
In the wide shot...
Did you make me upset?
No, in the wide shot, look, the monitor...
There's a monitor peeking out, covering up my side table.
You see that?
God damn it, dude.
Wait, what?
No, that computer monitor...
Oh, my God.
It's...
Okay, hold on. No, just... I'll help you, buddy. Let, that computer monitor. Oh, my God. It's, okay, hold on.
No, just, I'll help you, buddy.
Let's move this thing.
God damn it, dude.
Why?
Did I move it the wrong way?
Yeah, you moved it the wrong way.
Okay.
You moved it more into frame.
Shit.
Here, I'll entertain the audience.
We're back, baby.
We're so back.
We're so back.
The monitor's still in frame.
I don't know what to do.
Here.
Is it?
Still in frame.
Still in the wide shot.
There's been a monitor.
How the fuck did I make that mistake?
It's like the first time people see this brand new set.
Guys, look how cool this set is.
And it's just a monitor like dead in the shot.
Is that good?
Yeah, that it.
Wait, no.
Isn't that it right there?
It's exactly there.
Okay.
There.
Yes.
No, no, no.
That's perfect.
And I actually need to zoom in on my shot a little bit.
How about you zoom in on these nuts?
Don't!
Yeah, so now you can see my side table.
God.
So this is what it's supposed to look like.
You like this?
I love that it was shot.
We've been going for a bit.
We've been going for 23 minutes.
Yeah.
So, nice.
But you were praising me.
You were saying that...
You already got your applause.
I think that's...
Okay.
Well, yeah, I mean...
Do you want another round of applause?
No, I don't want another round.
But what were you saying?
How hard you've been working
and how awesome all the graphics.
Just give yourself another round of applause.
Why not?
Why not?
It doesn't have to be loud.
I made this logo.
You don't have to even add the boo this time.
Maybe just a guy going,
maybe add that noise into the...
Maybe a couple of them.
But yeah,
well, you know,
I don't want to take all the credit.
Ryan did some graphic design.
Here it is.
And, you know, graphic design is something that everyone can do.
So it's not, I'm not special.
It's a learned skill.
You're not born, you know, good at it.
It's learned, yeah.
But you're great at it.
You've learned.
Thank you, man.
And I'm always here to give you some pointers.
But yes, to bring it all back to square one, this is Super Mega Show.
And we are beyond excited to, you know, turn over a new leaf, be back, be refocused, be fresher than ever, sexier than ever.
I mean, I've put on 30 pounds, Ryan.
I'm no frail little bitch anymore You instead of taking Two bites of a sandwich
And then leaving it
You will instead eat six sandwiches in a day
And then not just six
Not just in a day
Hold on
Okay I probably should have moved the mic away from my mouth
I don't know why leaning over didn't
Leaning over didn't hide it
We've got several toots
We've got a belch.
You know, it's like, you know, fill in the quota.
Anyways, you don't just stop at the sandwiches.
You drink, well, I guess drinking.
You've always drinking your sodas and stuff.
But you eat like cinnamon rolls.
You snack a lot.
You eat more than I do these days.
I do. And the reasoning behind that. Be careful,
you might catch up to me. Well, in the last month, I've gained 35 pounds. I measured myself
last night and I was 167. And a little over a month ago, I was 133. What do you want,
another round of applause? A third round of applause? You know, I've never been one to eat.
I've never been a, you know, a big chungus, I guess you could say.
Soon you will be.
Soon I will be.
Soon you'll be a big chungus sitting on that skibbity toilet.
Right?
Yeah, dude.
Do you think we're with it?
We're still with it.
We've missed some memes, memes but like have we really
i mean like look at that we're back baby like skibbity toilet god you you do know though that
like if skibbity toilet had been a thing in 2016 like we would be referencing it in every super
mega video but it's no these nuts it's no these nuts or yo mama no because these nuts 21 damn daniel yo mama the shelf life
on those it never spoils uh skibbity toilet it's you know next month it's going to be gone you know
it's like baby gronk it's like you're olivia rodrigo to taylor swift exactly taylor swift's
here to stay olivia rodrigo is a is a is a fart in the wind. Exactly. You're Michael Mordekind Byrne.
But basically,
I've never had an appetite. I've always been
severely underweight. You guys
in the comments have made sure to
let me know, but
I hit up my doctor and I was
like, hey doc. You hit on your doctor?
No, I didn't hit on my doctor. Well, he hit on
me, but I hit up my doctor.
Well, the one that played with your belly button sure did. And that's a classic Super Mega Cat story where I... Was that on my doctor Hit up the guy Well he hit on me But I hit up my doctor Well the one that played With your belly button
Sure did
And that's a classic
Super mega cast story
Where I
Was that on the super mega cast
I was super mega cast
Yeah
I thought we were recording
A let's play
Well we recorded it
In that room
It was when we did
Super mega cast
In that room
Okay okay okay
For a real quick recap
Doctor fingered my belly button
Really deep and it hurt
You thought it was normal
And I brought it up On the podcast And you were like what and i was like that's what don't doctors
do that during a physical and you're like no and you asked everyone around the office and then
everyone in the comments was like no that doesn't happen what do you why did he do that and i still
don't know maybe he was checking for a hernia maybe anyway where you were you my doctor just prescribed me this medication called Magestrol Acetate.
And it's like a, it's a, the description is it's a milky white suspension.
And it's a, it's like a thick syrup.
Suspension.
Yeah.
That's what it says on the thing.
It's like, what's a suspension?
Is it like a, like, can milk be a white suspension?
Is suspension just a liquid?
A suspension is, is, is more of a thick, a thick wood, you know?
So not milk?
Thicker than milk.
What about like a protein shake?
Is that a suspension?
I'm about to look it up.
No, not on my phone, Ryan.
Why don't we utilize a beautiful piece of this new set?
Yeah.
This is a new feature for a new show new features guys it is uh 2024
we are moving ahead technologically check it out you see this right here i mean this is only
something most podcasts have had for the past decade hey you know progress can can come at
any time and shouldn't be shunned for for being late progress is progress you're you're very um inquisitive smart thoughtful poignant poignant poignant poignant poignant
you're pretty poignant here we go in chemistry a suspension is a heterogeneous genius a header
a heterogeneous how do you say that?
Heterogeneous?
Heterogeneous.
Like the, I don't know.
Heterogeneous mixture of a fluid that contains solid particles sufficiently large for sedimentation.
You know what?
I'll just, I'll show you what we're working with here.
I want to see this milky white suspension.
This is, this is it.
This is the medication I'm taking.
But I only see the bottle in that photo. Oh. Honestly honestly maybe like a video of someone just like pouring yeah let's
go let's oh look first first result weight gain you see that let's hop on youtube and see something
like i want to see someone messing around with it sloshing i like i want to see this substance
oh just a roll yeah but basically it just stimulates my appetite and makes me you've
seen how hungry i am i will literally like We got Chick-fil-A
I had six Chick-fil-A sandwiches
Back to back
You
Yes
And again
Not only that
You also order cinnamon rolls
Almost every day now
And eat about
Two to three of them
Okay
Well why
That is a
That's a
Those are sperm cells
Wait what
Your doctor
What is this
Your doctor just
Hold on If you look up what is magestral
it's just a bunch of semen why why is there it's a milky white suspension
just been drinking semen hold on what is this wait okay maybe this is just huh um like in the
beginning magestral was created by a man. Like, a man made it.
Yeah, this is introducing the scientist
and this is showing us how the scientist was born
who came up and created Magestral.
Unless you're just drinking cum.
Well, it is a Milky White suspension
and it's very, it is very cum reminiscent, I will say.
Okay, why don't you just look up
is magistral semen may harm the fetus is it is it in the same family as semen
side effects what is this increased appetite okay dude the hot flushes and the sweats
holy shit you get those bad you you've been complaining about sweating so much you see
how damp it doesn't help that our ac is broken as our ac is broken currently and it is like 80 degrees in here and i'm a little bit sweaty but uh i i have been
fucking you know damp lately uh and i wake up every night several times just completely drenched
uh but yeah magestrol apparently has something to do with semen uh produces effects in anorexia
and cachexia blah blah blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah. So basically, bottom line, it makes me hungry and I guess has something to do with
sperm. The whole video just has pictures of sperm throughout. Dude, every slide has different
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Common dose.
Oh, I don't take 800 milligrams a day.
I take 40.
Oh, damn.
What would 800 milligrams do?
I take 40 milligrams, which is just like a big sip.
So 800 milligrams is AIDS related.
Dude, what am I taking?
What kind of medication
Am I
Also my doctor
Didn't talk to me
About this
Medicine
He was like
Take this
No I texted
My doctor's
Like assistant
And I was like
Hey you know
I need to gain some weight
And I just don't have
An appetite
And then I just got
A notification
That I had a new prescription
That is the extent
So I really don't know
Anything
I've just been taking it
But I put on 35 pounds In one month Congratulations brother Right that I had a new prescription. That is the extent. So I really don't know anything. I've just been taking it.
But I put on 35 pounds in one month.
Congratulations, brother.
You can see it in my face.
Look at the before.
This picture is from a month, a month and a half ago. This is before.
This is January 28th.
And then this is this week.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look at the difference in just the face.
You can even tell
in the music video
which I still want to
talk more about
but
oh
see that pooch?
But before we talk
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Are you freaking serious?
We're going on a commercial break?
Mm-hmm.
It's a cool product.
It's awesome.
I don't remember...
We don't have sponsors this week, do we?
We're sponsoring ourselves.
The Patreon.
We paid ourselves
oh because we haven't talked about that and we're you're gonna make me make an ad for patreon well
i was thinking we could we could just film an ad rope you know just or something it better be funny
i could just film the whole ad
Well I mean I can help
I mean
I mean how about you
How about you
You film it on the green screen
And I'll
I'll work a little magic on it
Okay
How's that sound
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It's not on yours.
I just think it's, like, cringe.
Well, that's your opinion.
He's cringe.
Okay, but...
He's also just kind of like a...
He's not. Okay, but... He's also just kind of like a...
He's not self-aware.
He's just kind of like embarrassing.
Okay, well, that's your opinion, and you're entitled to it,
but it's going on my side of the set.
And you know that my cousin Forrest painted this before he was shot by the police,
and this is very important to me
because we were close,
and it's one of the last things that...
I get it. I just don't think it's we were close and it's one of the last things that i i get it i just um
okay i mean i don't think it's appropriate for the for the set especially on our first episode
he's he's he's also just somewhat regardless of what you think of me he's a controversial figure
because of how cringy forest isn't controversial no elon okay uh okay well just uh just just just No, Elon. Okay. Elon. Okay, well.
Just, we'll talk about it.
Maybe it can go up in like the bathroom or something.
Just for the rest of the episode, can you just settle with me?
Just please.
No.
Just give this to me.
No.
Okay.
Just go put it up.
I don't want to pick her up Elon Musk.
Don't even try to, don't try to hide it on the set either
i'm gonna hide it on the set dude i'm literally just i can see you trying to place it within
camera you can't see i could see the corner definitely you can't it's not even like
look dude i'm just gonna put it away where you can't even see it okay
yeah oh shit sorry i knocked I'm clumsy uh
sorry I'm just fixing I'm gonna fix the plant
okay it's fine you know because uh you know we can put you put everything Ryan wants on the set, but it's fine.
Whatever.
Welcome back.
Yeah, welcome back.
I hope you were entertained by that ad from the Funny Brothers.
Yeah, good guys.
I really like those guys.
They're good at what they do.
They're a couple of funny brothers.
Yeah.
Anyways, enough about those funny brothers.
Let's talk about super mega
right we recently put out a new music video which we filmed back in early july right first week of
july yes a while ago yeah early in our late june it was right before i went on tour i think we were
on set because we wanted to do it late June
But we had to push it
Oh that's right
And it was like
Two days before I went on tour
Yeah yeah yeah
But
But our new music video
Called I Love Working Out
We finally got to put it out
And it feels good
To
Be
Be back in the
Creative zone again
Because that
That video
We put A lot of effort into it
and also had the biggest budget
we've ever put into a video.
I think second place for budget
would be the NASCAR video,
but this goes at the tippy top.
This is at the tippy top.
For now.
For now.
For now.
Because we, you know,
we had made this song actually,
we made a rough version of this song back in like 2018 or 2019, just because we were part
of some comedy show at the Roxy in Hollywood.
With Ninja Brian.
With Ninja Brian.
I remember that.
The Ninja Brian.
And he asked us to do, if we wanted to do like just a couple songs.
So I was like, sure.
So we did my Nathan characterathan character and nathan's friend yeah
who was a friend who was pretty i think that's the only time uh and friend was a part of
any sort of story so it's a very rare uh or just a rare viewing scene well i don't know i'm curious
actually people in the comments that were there at that show It was a small show It was really small
It was probably like
I mean it was a Ninja Brian show
Yeah so
There were like
30, 40 people there
But the Roxy's a legendary venue
So we had to
You know that's why we said yes
We didn't
Wait sorry
It's what?
A legend.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Dairy.
Nice.
Venue in Hollywood.
And, you know, we didn't really want to do something with Ninja Brian but it was like
well it's the rocks you know it's pretty cool so we came and we we wrote two songs for that show
we wrote I Love Working Out and another song called Prom Night we performed both on stage
and that was the first time the world had heard I Love Working Out and the only years ago years
2018 I think yeah and then that song just went poof.
We didn't think about it.
We didn't touch it.
It was just made for a live performance.
Until one day we were sitting around the Super Megaplex, not to be confused with where we're now working out of, the Super Mega Fantasy Factory.
That's right.
But back at the Super Megaplex, we were wanting to kind of get more into like sketch comedy
and music videos because we'd done that stuff in the past, but we'd
really been mainly focusing and uploading
kind of more
YouTuber-centric type
stuff. Let's Plays!
Let's Plays, the
what do they call it? Tier lists!
Stuff like that. Yeah. And
we, at first, the idea
came as just like a, it was gonna
be similar to Brand New
Shirt in the style that it was going to be filmed.
It was just going to be Tucker coming with us to Muscle Beach in Santa Monica, and we
were just going to kind of film something really quickly in like, probably like three,
four hours or so.
Yeah.
And then I had this stroke of genius.
No, but we were thinking about the idea more and over caviar oh over two
bowls of caviar and champagne champagne poured the champagne in the caviar to eat it like a
it was actually really good yeah but uh we wanted so that idea was there the kind of brand new
shirt ish kind of not lower effort because we because I still like the simplicity of a shirt and stuff like that.
Brand new shirt was just less planned because we made that song and we literally sat down.
We're like, let's make a song.
We sat down, made the song right then on the spot.
And if I'm not mistaken, the very same day, we just called Tucker over and we're like, Tucker, we just made this song. Let's go shoot a music video. And that afternoon we just went around Burbank and
with Tucker bought his camera. We just like found random alleyways and just filmed.
The railroad. The train was on. Yeah. Which was awesome. That's a good shot.
That is. The underpass is probably the best. Like my favorite.
Where we're dancing. Of course. It's beautiful. It's such a cute shot.
So I love working out started in that kind of realm of idea.
But then we were just thinking, you know, we haven't really put our full pussies into something in a while.
That's right.
And so we were just thinking for this simple song, why don't we go all out for the music video?
Just really put it,
put in a good budget for it. Hire people to, you know, so all of the responsibility isn't on us,
but other, because there's a good quote where it was, I can't remember who it was. I don't
remember the quote exactly, but it was just more in the line of, you know, a director doesn't have to do everything.
You hire sound people.
You hire a cameraman.
You hire people who are very talented in those specific fields to help, like, elevate your stuff.
And that's exactly what we did with this.
We hired a lot of really talented production designers.
And Tucker, of course, with us with the camera.
He's one of the most talented
motherfuckers we've ever worked with if not the most talented well we're we're forgetting about
the most talented person we've ever worked with michael jackson but i don't want to i don't want
to get into that i don't even know if we're legally allowed to talk about it was on our podcast
that's true.
It was on the Super Megacast.
But his lawyers also reached out.
True.
But anyways, we wanted to really put in a budget and put in an effort.
And put our pussies into it, like you said.
Put our whole fucking fat pussies, P-H-I.
Exactly.
And the idea kind of stemmed from what if the final shot, and this is just where it all kind of... This was your stroke of genius.
What if the final shot was on a beach-type set,
and it panned out and unveiled the other sets
in one kind of long stretch of sets?
Just, I don't know, I like just pulling out
and seeing all sets are busy
and a beautiful wide shot presenting everything,
and I liked the idea of the style of it
being in a community theater type look.
I don't like pulling out.
Sorry.
I love pulling out.
We could make like a sex ed song.
I love pulling out.
To promote safe sex.
Pulling out has never felt so great.
Shooting calm has never felt so good.
Not getting pregnant is really good.
Yeah, something like that.
Anyway, yeah, but Ryan had this idea where it's like, what if, you know, the music video is split into the three different sets.
Voice crack.
It's embarrassing, but I'll forgive you for it.
It's probably the medicine I'm taking.
It's the first episode of the podcast. People are going to think, you know, it's a little embarrassing crack It's embarrassing But I'll forgive you For the medicine I'm taking It's the first episode
Of the podcast
People are gonna think
You know
It's a little embarrassing
It's very embarrassing
That could have flown
In maybe the fourth
Or fifth episode
But it's fine
You can probably
Cut around it
Yeah
But basically Ryan
Had the idea
For the three sets
And then ending
With the shot
Where it reveals
That they're all together
Because it was gonna be shot
Like one set at a time, kind of telling
the story like progressively
and then, or progressively.
Yeah. It progresses. It's a progressive story.
Yeah, it's a progressive
triumphant story, you know.
Of boy love. Yeah.
Of boy love.
It's a, that music
video is a great story of boy love.
It's you and the boys working out.
Yeah, and we love it.
There's love.
We had Dax Flame.
We had Rocco from X64.
Waleed?
I thought his name was Wallace.
Oh.
Yeah, anyway.
But we had a lot of fun making that video because we...
I'm sure no one was able to notice,
but we were a little burnt out creatively
last year and more.
Like, I don't know, just doing Let's Plays.
We got in a very comfortable spot.
Yeah, we got very complacent, honestly.
It's like we were able to get by with Patreon
and with just uploading Let's Plays.
And it wasn't that we didn't want to make this stuff.
We just didn't have a lot of drive.
It didn't have like any creative drive.
We were burnt out and we hated that
because it's like we have these opportunities.
We have all of these wonderful Patreon supporters
that are supporting us to make stuff
and we're not making it.
And it was just a shitty mentality that we had at the time.
It was just kind of, it was, it was, it was lazy.
And, and life had, you know, there was a lot going on.
We were, you know, distracted here and there.
And we just kind of just, there was a disconnect between us and the creative process.
And I feel like we have really reconnected fored for the Honestly like not for the first time
But it's like we've for the first time in years
I feel like reinvigorated that
Spark yes we have lit you and I have lit
That super mega spark well I
Remember at the end of
Shooting that music video
Kind of telling you it's like
This is why we're out here
Like making this stuff is
Like why we're I just
Every we've done a lot of creatively Fulfilling stuff with the channel and it's this is why we're out here. Like making this stuff is like why we're, I just,
every,
we've done a lot of creatively fulfilling stuff with the channel and it's not like,
you know,
everything before this music video was shit.
It was just like,
we,
I had never personally,
even for super mega,
as long as we've been working for it,
like worked on a set and like hired a bunch of people to,
to,
to put in impressive, stellar work.
First time we had a crew.
Yeah.
You know, because in the past, you know, we have Tucker and we have friends and just ourselves.
But this is the first time we had like 20, 30 people.
Like, and it was honestly really surreal, you know, having a call sheet and showing up on set.
And there's, you know know someone doing your makeup and then you look and
there's like a dozen dudes who you don't know walking around with ladders and scissor lifts
and you know setting up lights and it's it was really cool and and that was really the first
time ryan and i both realized like fuck we we can do this why have we not been doing this yeah exactly why haven't we been doing
this more often because it's it's doable and and we're in the support on patreon like gives us the
the funding to do this stuff right so it's like really there's no excuse for us we enjoy doing
it people enjoy watching it and if we have the support behind us to be able to do it, then. Then why not do it?
So.
And have fun.
Because with this.
Yeah.
I think Matt and I, and I'll speak for you because I believe this.
Please speak for me.
I think I know you well enough.
Matt and I are at our happiest and more fulfilled with the channel in the process of creating
like a sketch or music video or something like that.
And not to say like, I still love editing and I you know I still love like releasing stuff but
releasing stuff and getting people's like opinions on it is nice and
everything and seeing how people react or whatever but the real the real meat
and potatoes comes with the full creative process of planning and then
the shooting is I think definitely are just most favorite yeah just the
the uh i i guess the the quote would be uh we enjoy the journey more than the destination
exactly it's uh we we really when when we have an idea that we like and we feel passionate about
i think that's when we feel the most happy. And that's the last few
months of working on all the new super mega stuff, whether it be this new, you know, podcast show,
whether it be I Love Working Out or some of the new sketches that haven't come out yet.
The new live streams, which we just got done with a live stream earlier today.
A couple hours ago.
That was, I had a lot of fun i like that format very fun and and
you know chat was great you guys were super fun uh we're gonna do those weekly um try to try to
uh but basically working the last few months uh in the super mega fantasy factory working on
you know me uh working on like the graphic design for this podcast working on sticker club working
on just the ideas for more sketches and stuff
that we want to do.
It's been so fun.
And speaking of, it's like that,
it's like, okay, they shot that a while ago.
What else do they have?
We, I don't want to give away anything about it,
but we do have another sketch,
not saying it's going to be released
like tomorrow or anything,
but it's going to be released soon.
And it's pretty much almost done.
And we had a lot of fun making it.
It's one of my favorite things we've ever made.
Because you and I are very, we're fans of this type of content.
Yeah, basically this next sketch coming out is a bit of a long one.
And it's a parody of a specific style of video that we're both fans of.
And that's all we're going to say about it.
But we've been putting a lot of work into it.
It's got cameos.
It's good.
It's fun.
I'm excited for that one.
I am.
We've been so busy, honestly, trying to just relaunch Patreon and streaming and working on the podcast that we've kind of put pump the brakes on that sketch.
So I'm excited next week we get to really pick it back up.
Yeah.
But yeah, overall, it's been really, really, really fun working with you the last few months.
And it's like I feel for the first time just reinvigorated.
And it's like I know like I feel like we like I know what we want Super Mega to be now.
And and I am really, really excited for like, what's, what's going to come.
And we hope that y'all can sense that and see that, especially with the amount of effort and stuff that I've seen you put in.
Like I'll sometimes, as we've said earlier in the podcast, like I will leave the office at like 2 a.m.
like I will leave the office at like 2 a.m. and Matt will just still be here and I'll get a text from him still at like 4 in the morning 5 in the morning
just like giving me updates on things and I'm sorry that's annoying no I mean
thank God for Adderall yeah that a 100% I mean that's the only reason I'm able
to record this podcast at uh.17 a.m.
I'm unfortunately not.
I just downed like two monsters.
And the crack.
The crack will help.
But I don't want to.
I'm drinking a Celsius, too. I don't want to get our audience into it because that'll be just less crack for me.
Exactly.
And, you know, there's a limited supply of that stuff on the streets of Los Angeles.
I don't want crack to be the new thing, you know.
Oh, Ryan McGee from Super Mecca does does crack i want to do crack too then lo and
behold i have to go weeks without a source it's just not fun everyone and you know and their
mother is smoking crack because ryan from super the funny let's play man is smoking crack so
exactly uh ryan doesn't smoke crack i don't so don't try to pick it up. Don't go out and try to purchase crack on the streets.
Because you think that Ryan does crack.
Ryan doesn't do crack.
Crack is whack.
Okay?
I like that.
You like that?
Did you just come up with that?
Yeah, I just came up with that.
Shit.
Crack is whack.
Crack is whack.
That's not bad.
That's pretty good.
What about, what about, that tobacco is wacky.
That's some wacky tobacco.
Wacky tobacco.
Right?
Like a term for marijuana?
Yeah, it's like whack, but not like cool.
Bad whack.
I guess, has whack ever meant cool?
That's whack.
No, no, that's always meant just, that's not cool.
Whack is.
That's cringe.
That's whack.
Yeah.
Whack is a cool word.
Yeah.
That's, you know how like language evolves over time and slang comes and goes.
I want whack to come back.
Well, sometimes like language and stuff is weird where like you'll have a nickname for something, just be a longer form of it.
Like monkey suit for suit.
Like monkey suit just means a suit.
Monkey suit.
I've never in my life heard monkey suit mean suit.
Yeah.
Like a tuxedo?
Yeah, it's kind of like, oh, I have to go put on my monkey suit.
I don't think anyone says that.
Yes, they do.
Monkey suit, yes.
Yeah, just wear your monkey suit to the wedding.
Like a gorilla.
No, I swear to God.
Who said monkey suit?
Who says that?
You're making me think that that's not actually.
Well, look it up.
Okay, I'm going to look.
I'm going to show.
I'm going to prove it.
I think so.
I don't think anyone calls it monkey suit, dude.
No, well, now you're making me think because it's like.
Did you maybe dream this?
Why would they?
Get that McAfee antivirus bullshit out of here.
Rest in peace, John McAfee.
Monkey suit. Okay, John McAfee. Monkey
suits. Okay, honestly,
now that I think about it,
monkey suit. Why would it be
short? Why would monkey suit?
It's longer than suit.
It's like an extra word.
It has to be.
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You see a man's evening dress or formal suit.
Yep.
What I'm guessing it's kind of like, you know, it's like,
oh, you're going to work.
You ought to put on your monkey suit. It's, I feel
like it's a, it's a negative.
Like you, you dress up a monkey.
Yeah, you dress up a monkey and the monkey dances
for the, for the approval of the audience.
You know, you're, you're, you're
putting on your monkey suit for
the approval of your peers and boss
and stuff like that.
We've got a lot of monkeys on this set.
Besides me and Ryan, of course.
Odds are you have to, in episode two, wear this monkey suit.
This exact monkey suit.
Oh, it's expensive, first of all.
With inflatable banana.
Ooh.
Three, because I kind of want to.
That's awesome, dude.
Okay, this could be you in the next podcast.
That could be me in episode two.
Okay, okay.
You want to count us down or you want me to count us down?
You can count us down.
Okay.
Three, two, one.
One. Damn it. I. Three, two, one. One.
Fuck.
Damn it.
I wanted to wear the monkey suit.
And I'm not talking about a tuxedo here.
Well, you could just...
I mean, we could just buy the monkey suit.
I'm 28 years old.
You know, I'm a free man.
It's a free country.
I could just buy the monkey suit.
Just keep looking at the pose he's doing.
He's having fun.
He also has like...
It looks like he's kind of got a boner.
Ooh, that's the inflatable banana.
That's the inflatable banana.
I love how he's just turned around.
Why do they do that?
I guess you want to see what the back of the costume looks like.
And it's cool that it has a tail.
That tail looks stiff.
How about this pose?
Ooh.
That could be you.
But you playing, man.
Fuck it.
Just get it, dude.
Get me the fucking, get me the, should I order it on my phone?
Is it a small bundle?
We're not signed in.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you should probably order it after the podcast so you're not taking up time just
kind of scrolling through Amazon.
Hey, well, now the viewers, next episode, are really going to have to tune in for the
monkey business.
I love how I'm just going to be dressed normally.
Okay.
I love how I'm just going to be dressed normally.
Okay.
Also, recently, it's in the intro of this podcast, but we made a gif where it's Ryan as a cowboy on a horse.
And, you know, I ordered him this cowboy outfit off of Amazon.
And you looked great, first of all.
You look really good in it.'s For the visual For the visual learners
Here's what it looks like
Here's Ryan
And his little cowboy suit
On a horse
There he is
Look at me gallop
Look who's chasing me
Yeah
There's Officer Watson
Uh oh
She's popping off rounds at him
I looked up cowboy outfit
And
I chose the one I chose
There were better ones
Like
More realistic
But
Is it not titled like Woody from Toy Story costume?
It's not Woody from Toy Story.
I mean,
it's based on it.
I mean,
it's more than based on it.
It's literally just the Woody costume.
I need to show you the,
the model in the photo.
I thought you sent me a picture of it.
Maybe.
I texted you that I couldn't wait to see your cute little ass in it.
I remember that. Let me see if I still have that picture. I couldn't wait to see your cute little ass in it I remember that let
me see if I still have that picture I can't really remember it was a cute little ass in that
and that fucking god it was a cute little ass I don't see a monkey suit picture I know I remember
texting you that though did you do it in like a group chat or was it me personally with Luke
let me the super mega group chat Okay so I'm really not
Finding it in our personal
Okay I'm gonna go check
It's gotta be in the group chat dude
Yeah
Let me just pull it up on Amazon
I'm
Still not
Finding anything
It's just a guy
You sent a lot of pictures
Of some guys eating cheese
I did
Oh yeah
Yeah it's just some stock photos Of some Some dudes eating cheese I did Oh yeah Yeah it's just some
Stock photos
Of some
Some dudes eating cheese
Ryan McGee be like
I mean
I mean
Bro we were on stream
Earlier tonight
And you just reached
In your pocket
And pulled out cheese
And started eating cheese
I like cheese dude
It's a good cheese
Yeah but why
You just had it in your pocket
Because I knew
I would want a snack on it
Okay wear it
Dude I don't know why I can't find this costume I ordered you I. Because I knew I would want a snack on it. Okay, wear it.
Dude, I don't know why I can't find this costume I ordered you.
I'm still not.
It's not.
I'm not finding it in the group. Dude, it was like the first thing that came up.
That's why I bought it.
Well, the reason I bought it was because the model in the picture was so damn sexy.
Maybe it was in like another group chat, potentially.
Dude, am I Nelson Mandela-ing myself right now?
Like.
I thought you did send it to me over chat.
I remember sending it to
you you remember it and i can't but now i now i can't even find it on amazon and you can't find
it on your phone hold on can you go to your past order since you ordered it it's like this costume
but it was but it was a big it was a big man not not a not a small i wouldn't be able to fit in
that no dude he the guy looked like a sopropranos, like a character from the Sopranos just dressed
up as like, like Woody.
Fuck.
Found him.
I found him.
Okay.
Here he is.
Here he is.
Okay.
There he is.
That's my boy.
The thing is, do you remember the day and age where they used to get like attractive,
like very well-built muscular men
like what are you what are you saying about this not attractive and well-built muscular
look at that smile dude i'm not saying anything negative about him i would never
remember when they used to get attractive well-built muscular guys i love the way he's
tipping his hat he's so proud of himself he is dude he's like i landed the big
role i booked the gig just like that monkey costume do they have a back shot yeah let's see
uh some back shots oh my god yes dude we got back shots look at this dude he's so dude you know how
he's so proud of himself for booking this modeling job. I just picture, smile! Like he does this, he's like
That smile
probably only lasted three, no honestly
he does look like a cheerful lad.
Look at those beautiful eyes he has.
He looks like a character from The Sopranos I think.
Doesn't he?
Do you think in this costume?
With the costume?
This is a very Sopranos-esque costume.
Imagine like in the third season of Sopranos-esque costume Imagine
Like in the third season of Sopranos
They introduce a character
That just dresses like this
And they never address it though
They never like
Like Tony never brings it up
It's just
I've never seen The Sopranos
I've seen the ending on YouTube
I saw the ending before I ever saw the show
It's a wonderful show
And I think you at some point point, need to watch it.
I mean, it's like some of the most famous television ever.
It's one of my favorite shows.
I need to piss out of my penis.
You need to piss out of your penis?
Yeah.
Really bad.
Could you entertain them at least just for a little bit?
Yeah, I can entertain them.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
Sure. You know what? I'll give you a little buddy while i'm gone a little buddy hey more monkey business i am very guys you you better get excited for episode two of super mega
show because uh there's gonna be a little monkey and around just talk to him like i like i'm there
you know i don't even notice a difference oh Come on, man. It was just a joke.
Hey, don't put the middle finger up.
Put it down, all right?
Anyway, guys, it's good to be back.
If I can, can I keep it 100 with you?
It's good to be back.
You know, while we were on our mission trip in El Salvador,
albeit we had a great time spreading the gospel. We did miss
creating. We missed Super Mega quite a bit. We really realized how much we love having this
opportunity to create stuff, you know, and actually have people watch it and enjoy it.
It's what we've wanted
since we were kids. I mean, I've made, you can go back and watch YouTube videos that me and Ryan
both made, you know, back from 2008. Like we have always loved doing this. And the fact that
we are able to do it for a living and people actually watch it's insane. So I think one of the things we realized was just how fortunate we are.
And we're very excited to be making stuff again.
That was a fast piss.
There's a podcast to record or at least finish recording.
How did you get the piss out that fast?
I just pushed it out.
Really?
Well, you know, actually, Ryan, I have to piss as well.
So I think maybe it's getting about to be that time we, what do you say,
we kind of start
wrapping this thing up.
And when I say wrapping,
I mean like,
yo, yo, yo.
Not ending it.
Not ending the podcast
and then doing the...
The double entendre.
A double Andre.
Well, okay.
It's a guy named Andre
and he has a twin
who's also named Andre and they go, they rap and they go by double Andre. Double Andre. Well, okay. It's a guy named Andre, and he has a twin who's also named Andre, and they rap, and
they go by Double Andre.
Double Andre.
That's good.
Yeah, thanks, man.
It's why we make the big bucks.
You don't miss, son.
Matt.
You can call me son.
Okay.
I like it when you call me son.
My dad doesn't call me that.
He doesn't want to even refer to me as his son.
He's disappointed that his son is a Let's Player.
Boy. But now his son is son is a Let's Player. Boy.
But now his son is not really a Let's Player anymore.
He's more of a podcaster.
He's an entertainer.
He's an entertainer.
We're not YouTubers anymore, guys.
All right?
We're different men.
I mean, most of our stuff's on YouTube.
All the content that we create is good.
We're still on the platform.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
But I mean, this is on Spotify, so maybe some people don't even interact with YouTube and don't even care for our YouTube content. We're Spotify on the platform But I mean this is on Spotify
So maybe some people don't even interact with YouTube
And don't even care for our YouTube content
We're Spotify-ers
We're podcasters
Is that much better than YouTube?
Entertainers
Actors
Men
Male actor
We're both male actors
Entertaining male actors
We're adult entertainers We're male adult entertain, male, entertaining male actors. We're adult entertainers.
Okay.
We're male adult entertainers.
Entertaining savants.
Entertainment savants.
How about that?
Adult entertainment savants.
How about that?
I like that title.
I like that.
That's pretty prestigious.
I like it.
You know, Ryan McGee and Matt Watson.
Male adult entertainment savants. Ooh. You know, throw the male in there just so people really know that, you know ryan mcgee and matt watson male adult entertainment savants you know throw the mail
in there just so people really know that you know or yeah you know nowadays in california you don't
ever know but uh if uh you know we were talking about our patreon earlier and you're you're gonna
find out why i'm segwaying i know i know i know but the reason i'm bringing this up is because
soon the super mega show will come to an end.
But then you can...
What?
We're in...
Like, it's done?
After one episode?
Sorry.
Let me rephrase.
Soon the first episode of the Super Mega Show will come to an end.
You scared me.
But if you support on Patreon, you get a little Patreon subscription.
What?
You'll be able to watch an extra segment of this podcast on the Patreon that only patrons can view.
Holy fuck.
I know.
Wait.
So you're telling me that if you, even at the most basic tier of our Patreon, every single week,
you not only get this podcast early and ad-free, but you also get an additional chunk of podcast episode you're
fucking damn straight matthew i know i'm straight no well i mean straight as in right you're right
but not like saying straight is the right way no no i'm just saying like i'm using uh like the
terminology that i'm using i'm using like uh this this the straight and narrow you know you should
rethink it maybe because it's 2024.
But yeah, you can get extra podcast every single week.
Every episode is going to have a little additional, a little extra scoop.
And Super Mega Cast at Super Mega Cast After Hours.
Not sure yet what we're calling.
But you can go watch the additional one on Patreon right now.
Without y'all none of this
would be possible.
And also without our
without our very intelligent
entertaining brains.
That's well
see that's the main thing
without our
without our genius.
Yes.
You know without our
entertainment savantness.
Matthew your genius
is showing.
The Spongebob reference.
It is.
It's a good show.
It's a great show.
I mean holds up to this day.
Spongebob is fantastic man. But we're not going to It's a great show. I mean, it holds up to this day. SpongeBob is fantastic, man.
But we're not going to get on a whole tangent about SpongeBob.
We could.
Maybe in the next episode.
Maybe in the next one.
In the next episode, we'll be back and I'll have a monkey suit.
Not a tuxedo.
Maybe you can wear a monkey suit and I can wear a monkey suit.
I think that's a pretty good idea.
That's not a bad idea. We'll both be in monkey suits. We'll both be a monkey suit. I think that's a pretty good idea. That's not a bad idea.
We'll both be in monkey suits.
We'll both be in monkey suits.
And then maybe in the after show segment, we can be in our birthday suits.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean.
And actually, if you're watching this on Patreon, here's a penis.
I, and I'm going to speak for Matt again.
I, as well as Matt, can't wait to see you in the next episode of the Super Mega Show.
Thank you, everyone who has been supporting us
for all these years.
It really means a lot. I know
that this channel has gone
through different bouts of different types of content
and different vibes and stuff.
And this really does feel
like, to not
be too much of a meme,
but this feels like a new golden age.
Like, our creative spark is is very
high right now it is like i feel like it's the most it's ever been and i feel like for the first
time since maybe early on in super mega we know what we want and we actually have like we don't
we're not just you know stumbling around like oh we'll make this video. It's like we know what we want and we have like full control in the reins are in our hands.
And it's back to just us just editing the videos and just fucking making stuff.
And we're really excited.
Thank you all again.
Thank you.
And as we said, we'll see.
We'll see you in the next podcast episode.
Yes, we will.
And I'll be in my monkey suit.
I'll be in my monkey suit.
And I guess we'll just monkey around a little bit.
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