supermegashow - Male Entertainment Savants | supermegashow - 001

Episode Date: March 12, 2024

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Starting point is 00:01:34 Book your flights to Europe starting at $549 at airtransat.com. Conditions apply. Air Transat. Travel moves us. Should I just say it? Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please give it up for Mr. Ryan McGee. Is that good?
Starting point is 00:02:19 And now, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the one and only Matthew Watson. Hey, it's me. Welcome, everyone. Guess what? It's a podcast with two white men. Two white men have their own podcast, a thing that's never been done before, especially by us. No.
Starting point is 00:02:42 So it's a very exciting day. Oh, damn. Damn, chill, chill man going crazy 10 seconds in i opened up a monster because we are recording this at the first episode by the way at at at midnight 14 that's what i'm gonna say is midnight 14 sounds cooler right midnight 14 sounds cooler why don't people say like noon 30 or midnight 30? I don't know. It's like meet me at noon 30 tomorrow. Now, some of y'all might know us from our past podcast. And you might be wondering, why are you starting a new one?
Starting point is 00:03:17 Well, it's simple. It's because look at this set. Look at how beautiful it is. Look how much effort was put into it. Oddly enough, Like literally a week ago We It was still the Super Mega Cast Yeah
Starting point is 00:03:30 But We just kind of toyed around We're like you know So much effort has been put into this set Tucker's come here Like I don't know Again
Starting point is 00:03:38 I love this piece This piece was Like a newer edition Within the past month Yeah well we We had to basically delay recording the first episode. Until now. Because...
Starting point is 00:03:50 We already recorded the first episode. Well, yeah, we already recorded it once. And then we used beautiful wireless microphones. All that super mega fashion, huh? Where you going, huh? Oh, yeah, these. We used these bad boys. And the frequency on them, something was getting in the way.
Starting point is 00:04:05 I'm guessing it was some sort of like maybe a police van. Yeah, maybe like a surveillance van or a satellite. And listen, these are fantastic microphones. They were listening to our podcast outside in the police van going, they had to stop doing, they were probably like trying to break like a drug den up or something. All of a sudden they heard us recording. They caught us in the frequency and they just started listening and laughing because it started going out.
Starting point is 00:04:25 The frequency breaks started going like throughout the podcast. Like flipping and stuff. It started increasing. So we must have been pretty entertaining for that police van to stay tuned for the whole podcast. That no one can listen to. They probably let the guy get away. Like the drug lord probably escaped because the FBI was too busy just giggling and guffawing at our podcast. But now they can't listen because we're using wired microphones.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Exactly. See, we got beautiful colored cords. Look at that. But basically, this whole set, this set piece, this acrylic wall was like a very last minute addition. I doodled it in my notebook and we were like, let's do it. Let's get an acrylic wall. Well, okay.
Starting point is 00:05:03 I'll get into something about the acrylic wall shortly, but we've already introduced ourselves. For those with a short attention span or doing something else, we want to reiterate. This is Matt Watson. Hi. And this is Ryan McGee. Hello. And this is our podcast show.
Starting point is 00:05:19 That's right. The Super Mega Show. Super Mega Show. Yeah. It's a fun little show where two best friends, Ryan McGee and Matt Watson, sit and talk about everything under the sun, whether it's fun childhood stories about kissing my dad on the lips. New games we're playing.
Starting point is 00:05:39 New movies we've seen. New boys we've kissed. Luke kissed me the other day, speaking of kissing boys. And? He's got very soft lips. I just felt like I should know you, so there's no kind of like, I don't want to start a competition in the workplace, is all. Okay, well, in that case-
Starting point is 00:05:57 It was a cheek kiss. No. It wasn't anything, there was nothing sexual about it. Well, he kissed me the other day, too. I think it's only fair that I tell you, if you're telling me. Was it sensual, or was it like a peck like me on the cheek um well i mean really that's that that's in my interpretation i think what what did your heart tell you was it was it thumpity thumping well yeah it made my heart go thumpity thumpity but i mean he has such soft lips and also he is um great hug those are firm
Starting point is 00:06:26 hugs firm hands very firm hands we're getting distracted sorry sorry we get we get distracted we we talk about luke a lot yeah luke's our podcast editor uh except he's not editing this one fake editor here's a picture of him so you guys can just enjoy that this is luke's you know who he is uh i don't want to get distracted from the conversation we're about to have. This, this, what would you call it? Not plexiglass. They're acrylic blocks. Acrylic blocks.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Originally, Matt ordered, how heavy? Like legitimate glass blocks that, it was from Home Depot. Yeah. So they're on screen right now if if anyone wants to see the original we still have them in the office because they're so damn heavy yeah we're not getting those out of here so basically i went on home depot's website and when when i had this idea for this acrylic wall i'm like hey you know you remember those block walls from the like 90s early 2000s let Let's do that. And Home Depot had pre-built ones. So, I put a custom order in and then Luke and I went to Home Depot to pick them up. And I knew they were going to be heavy because they're glass blocks, right?
Starting point is 00:07:36 Did you know they were going to be that? Did they list how heavy they were on the site? Yes. And I didn't read that. How heavy are they each they were each i think 169 169 pounds and uh you might be thinking i can bench that yeah 169 is not that heavy well when it's uh a yes it is and b when it's in like a like a five foot by four foot shape it's incredibly heavy so luke and i get these two we got two of them two of them we drive them in his in his cute little pickup truck back to our new office and uh it's the first one that's the first i had to christen the podcast you had to christen it it's like when they break
Starting point is 00:08:14 the champagne i didn't mean to interrupt you i just had the christen the podcast with uh hey a toot a fart you can always interrupt me with a toot. Okay. Always. I just think it's a classic kind of, it's a part of my character. It's a part of me. It's a part of my being. It's a part of my essence.
Starting point is 00:08:33 Literally. It's me. It's your essence. And people might be like, oh man, this new podcast is, you know, maybe it's different. Maybe they've matured. No. No.
Starting point is 00:08:42 No. But anyway, we get these big big heavy glass walls back to the office and we need to get them inside it's raining so luke and i decided a part of this but you weren't here you were smoking crack somewhere i believe or do you i don't want to give away the location but yes i was smoking crack somewhere is it where i think it was that's a pretty cool place and the crack is good and the people yeah the people the people on crack at least the people not on crack they're kind of a buzzkill bit of a buzz go go on with your story basically uh luke and i had to get these things out of the back of his truck it's raining so the glass is
Starting point is 00:09:21 slippery uh and it took us about 30 minutes we were fucking dying we had to use just a push dolly we get them inside uh we hired a carpenter basically that builds sets to come take a look at them and he's the same guy who built this did a great job he comes in and he looks at the glass and he's like you know they make uh acrylic versions of these and i was like what and he's like yeah they you know you can just get the individual you know little acrylic plastic blocks and just click them together like legos i was like no you can't and i went online and i looked it was like half the price like uh half the weight and well less than half the way less uh each one of these blocks is like two pounds and it's just plastic or acrylic.
Starting point is 00:10:08 So basically I ordered them. They came five times faster than the glass. We clicked them together and the little carpenter man, you know, did his carpenter magic like Jesus and boom. Sorry, I just kind of did the math. Jesus and boom. Sorry, I just kind of did the math. They're around maybe like 66-ish pounds altogether if each two of them are. We have more than this because, you know, for the guest couch over here, which the viewers can't see in this episode.
Starting point is 00:10:36 No. We might build another one or something like that. I don't know. We're still like getting in the work. Like we did our first live stream recently. We put out a music video, which we'll talk more about because I would like to talk about the process and just the project in general. But we are still getting back into things. And since a lot of the stuff is new that we're doing in terms of branding and just content in general, it's going to take some massaging into. Yeah. It's going to take some massaging into Yeah But it should hopefully be smooth
Starting point is 00:11:07 I mean, you know, we are recording the first episode of the podcast at 1230-ish 1222 Yes, 1222 Midnight 22 Midnight 22 That's the sequel Midnight 22 But basically, we took six, seven months off.
Starting point is 00:11:25 We went on a mission trip to El Salvador. We touched a lot of hearts, spread the word of Christ. And now we're back with a brand new podcast show. And you're probably going, wait, hold on. Aren't you guys the honkies from Super Megacast? Weren't there like 359 episodes of that? What do you, what the, what the F are you guys doing? Why is, why am I looking you guys doing? Why is,
Starting point is 00:11:46 why am I looking at episode one? What is Super Mega Show? Well, don't question us. There's, there's fucking people out there that create like three to four different YouTube channels and upload the same content to them.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Exactly. I don't, I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. If we wanted to do a new show, if we wanted to liven it up and to feel like, ah,
Starting point is 00:12:03 let's start fresh because it's always fun to kind of build a baby so to speak yeah it is you know not not like conception you know yeah but creatively i don't i don't want to i don't i don't want to i don't want to get uh my cock wet right we shouldn't talk about intercourse no intercourse is something that you know the advertisers aren't gonna like and i i personally don't like. I'm not a fan of intercourse. The advertisers specifically told us, hey, we don't have a lot of sex. So if you could please not mention it so much in the podcast because they have to test listen to it and everything, that would be great. And so we're kind of put between a rock and a hard place because there are advertisers. We don't want to piss them off by talking about sex too much and making them so jealous.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Yeah. So, yeah. It's like they, it's honestly for me, I think it's more of a fear of intimacy thing. They're kind of, it's not that they hate sex, but they are scared of that intimacy. So when they hear us talking about intercourse, you know, it's just, it makes them upset. So anyway, but basically we started Super Megacast back in 2016 april 2016 yes okay uh it is now march 2024 okay so do the math that's a couple months uh i had just turned 20 you had just turned you were about to turn 22 yes and we had you, we were getting our toes wet.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Is that a saying? Getting our toes wet? Yeah. Dipping our toes in. Like you're at a pool. Yeah. You're testing the waters. We were getting our toes wet in the podcasting scene because we had just started Super Mega
Starting point is 00:13:40 and we were like, we should just talk every week. Lest y'all forget, we did create something called The Talking Show and stopped that. So, like, we're no stranger to kind of trying to restart things. I think this will be a more successful attempt at doing something new. This is The Talking Show 2.0, baby. Yeah, exactly. We filmed The Talking Show in this very room, actually. Right over there in that corner.
Starting point is 00:14:02 We also filmed some episodes in the other room over there. talking show in this very room actually right over there and that we also filmed some episodes in the other room over there uh but basically long story short we have spent the last eight years of our 20s uh making super mega cast uh and through that time we have you know documented our lives our thoughts uh our opinions both good good and bad. Our hopes. Our dreams. Our dreams, our jokes, our talking about our folks. Toots. I was trying to rhyme a little bit. That's why I said talking about our folks.
Starting point is 00:14:35 That is kind of a what? Let me just take it back. And our folks and our smokes. Smoke cigarettes. And our tokes. Hey. And some of our well-known blokes. Our smokes Smoke cigarettes And our tokes Hey And some of our well-known blokes Yes, and our spokes
Starting point is 00:14:52 And sometimes when we drink some cokes Okay We're five years old just rhyming stuff for content Yeah, there's this new podcast out And they rhyme words. Spokes. Awesome. Spokes.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Jokes. Really great. And then he farted. Yeah. But basically, the enthusiasm in that, imagine someone like explaining something to their friend
Starting point is 00:15:21 and like that's the, you wouldn't believe it. That's what it did. I mean, they rhy rhymed they rhymed uh joke smoke spoke like over and over it was awesome it's incredible uh it's like they both like went to college or something well we did we did so we're we're educated not as educated as luke but no luke is a little more educated luke actually graduated but the way i see it is Luke wasted money We didn't Exactly We were smart about it We took the necessary knowledge
Starting point is 00:15:48 And went You know Not all things learned You learn in books Some things you learn In documentaries In Michael Moore documentaries Well what's your favorite
Starting point is 00:16:02 Michael Moore documentary? Bowling for Columbine I don't think I've ever seen that one all the way through I watched it in high school I remember it was on Netflix Or something and I was in like 10th grade And I watched it and I thought it was the most profound Shit I had ever seen I was like
Starting point is 00:16:17 My parents were at like a bed and breakfast For the weekend and I was like My uncle likes Michael Moore But I've heard he's controversial So I watched Bowling for Columbine and I was like my uncle likes Michael Moore but I've heard he's controversial so I watched Bowling for Columbine and I was like no way I have my what am I uh I think like one of my first girlfriends when I was in like mid high school or something her dad hated Michael Moore oh yeah well because he he was in the military yeah so and Michael Moore is pretty anti-military you know Michael Moore actually is going to be a guest on the second episode of the podcast but what's he look at
Starting point is 00:16:52 what's his last like what's the last thing he did is he still making docu yeah no he made because remember he made that documentary Fahrenheit 9-11 yes I think he made a new one about it's like the sequel to Fahrenheit 9-11 yeah but it was about uh Donald Trump I don't know nice yeah so he's still he's still going man that's what we need in this world more documentary centered around Donald we need we need we need a little more a little more screen time on Donald Trump I think so we're going to dedicate every episode of the podcast we'll have a portion about Donald Trump well Well, election's coming up this year, buddy. Well, it is election year, so that might just be true. Another entertaining election year, I'm sure. One for everyone
Starting point is 00:17:30 online to go all range of emotions. Maybe some of this. Maybe some of yeah, and maybe even some of, yes! not none from me though no no none from me i'm just gonna mine is i'm gonna be i'm gonna focus on people i care about and not uh old fuckers who just do just are rich and are known for doing nothing essentially exactly i want to focus on
Starting point is 00:18:05 my best buddy ryan i want to focus on super mega i want to focus on luke yeah of course especially on luke and and you know that's it i don't want to i don't want to worry about politics i don't want to worry about you know intercourse i just i want to just think about super mega this year i just want to work on super mega and super mega cast going to complete my thought after i got derailed and distracted by thoughts of michael moore thought from like 15 minutes ago yeah yeah um see that's one thing that hasn't changed from super mega cast is our inability to finish a point because we get sidetracked. Basically, Super Megacast was that chunk of our story and we were going to continue it. Like Ryan said, this was Super Megacast
Starting point is 00:18:53 until a couple weeks ago. We were building the set and everything and then we were just like, you know what? We've put so much work, blood, sweat, tears, a little bit of pre-com into rebranding and rebuilding this thing from the ground up putting more work into it than we ever have more love and we were like it it feels weird jumping back in with such a big overhaul at episode 360 i it deserves its own fresh start and now that we're not spry 20-olds and the world is a different place and we're pushing 30, why not just, you know, new chapter?
Starting point is 00:19:30 We've been working our ass off, too. We've been, like, staying at the office till, like, 2 a.m. plus and, like, coming in. Okay, we like to sleep in a little. We come in between, like, 9 and 10. I know some people go to work a lot earlier than that. But we're staying until, like, 2 in the morning usually, 3 in the morning. I've been pulling 15, 16-hour work days. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:50 So I have been – The past two weeks has been brutal for you as well. I have not gone home before 3 a.m. the last two weeks except for like three times. For those who don't know, Matt is a wonderful graphic designer. He's designed so much stuff for our website, like the merch stuff, the intro that you saw
Starting point is 00:20:08 at the beginning of this podcast. Thank you, sure. That's all Matt. Can we get a round of applause for Matt? Oh, dude, well, you're making me
Starting point is 00:20:15 edit in applause for myself right now. I'm fine with it. How's it feel? Yeah, soak it in, baby. Yeah, I like that. Maybe one fake boo. It's good, you Yeah, soak it in, baby. Yeah, I like that. And maybe one fake boo. It's good, you know, everyone's always going to have haters.
Starting point is 00:20:29 Exactly. Fuck you. I say F the haters. F the haters, man. And some skaters, because skaters are rude. No, not always. Skaters are cool. Not the ones that drop into a bowl when it's being used.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Well, yeah, I mean, that's just skate etiquette. You shouldn't do that. Ah, fuck, Ryan. I just realized something. In the wide shot... Did you make me upset? No, in the wide shot, look, the monitor... There's a monitor peeking out, covering up my side table.
Starting point is 00:20:57 You see that? God damn it, dude. Wait, what? No, that computer monitor... Oh, my God. It's... Okay, hold on. No, just... I'll help you, buddy. Let, that computer monitor. Oh, my God. It's, okay, hold on. No, just, I'll help you, buddy.
Starting point is 00:21:07 Let's move this thing. God damn it, dude. Why? Did I move it the wrong way? Yeah, you moved it the wrong way. Okay. You moved it more into frame. Shit.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Here, I'll entertain the audience. We're back, baby. We're so back. We're so back. The monitor's still in frame. I don't know what to do. Here. Is it?
Starting point is 00:21:33 Still in frame. Still in the wide shot. There's been a monitor. How the fuck did I make that mistake? It's like the first time people see this brand new set. Guys, look how cool this set is. And it's just a monitor like dead in the shot. Is that good?
Starting point is 00:21:53 Yeah, that it. Wait, no. Isn't that it right there? It's exactly there. Okay. There. Yes. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:22:01 That's perfect. And I actually need to zoom in on my shot a little bit. How about you zoom in on these nuts? Don't! Yeah, so now you can see my side table. God. So this is what it's supposed to look like. You like this?
Starting point is 00:22:13 I love that it was shot. We've been going for a bit. We've been going for 23 minutes. Yeah. So, nice. But you were praising me. You were saying that... You already got your applause.
Starting point is 00:22:29 I think that's... Okay. Well, yeah, I mean... Do you want another round of applause? No, I don't want another round. But what were you saying? How hard you've been working and how awesome all the graphics.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Just give yourself another round of applause. Why not? Why not? It doesn't have to be loud. I made this logo. You don't have to even add the boo this time. Maybe just a guy going, maybe add that noise into the...
Starting point is 00:22:54 Maybe a couple of them. But yeah, well, you know, I don't want to take all the credit. Ryan did some graphic design. Here it is. And, you know, graphic design is something that everyone can do. So it's not, I'm not special.
Starting point is 00:23:09 It's a learned skill. You're not born, you know, good at it. It's learned, yeah. But you're great at it. You've learned. Thank you, man. And I'm always here to give you some pointers. But yes, to bring it all back to square one, this is Super Mega Show.
Starting point is 00:23:27 And we are beyond excited to, you know, turn over a new leaf, be back, be refocused, be fresher than ever, sexier than ever. I mean, I've put on 30 pounds, Ryan. I'm no frail little bitch anymore You instead of taking Two bites of a sandwich And then leaving it You will instead eat six sandwiches in a day And then not just six Not just in a day Hold on
Starting point is 00:23:55 Okay I probably should have moved the mic away from my mouth I don't know why leaning over didn't Leaning over didn't hide it We've got several toots We've got a belch. You know, it's like, you know, fill in the quota. Anyways, you don't just stop at the sandwiches. You drink, well, I guess drinking.
Starting point is 00:24:15 You've always drinking your sodas and stuff. But you eat like cinnamon rolls. You snack a lot. You eat more than I do these days. I do. And the reasoning behind that. Be careful, you might catch up to me. Well, in the last month, I've gained 35 pounds. I measured myself last night and I was 167. And a little over a month ago, I was 133. What do you want, another round of applause? A third round of applause? You know, I've never been one to eat.
Starting point is 00:24:46 I've never been a, you know, a big chungus, I guess you could say. Soon you will be. Soon I will be. Soon you'll be a big chungus sitting on that skibbity toilet. Right? Yeah, dude. Do you think we're with it? We're still with it.
Starting point is 00:25:02 We've missed some memes, memes but like have we really i mean like look at that we're back baby like skibbity toilet god you you do know though that like if skibbity toilet had been a thing in 2016 like we would be referencing it in every super mega video but it's no these nuts it's no these nuts or yo mama no because these nuts 21 damn daniel yo mama the shelf life on those it never spoils uh skibbity toilet it's you know next month it's going to be gone you know it's like baby gronk it's like you're olivia rodrigo to taylor swift exactly taylor swift's here to stay olivia rodrigo is a is a is a fart in the wind. Exactly. You're Michael Mordekind Byrne. But basically,
Starting point is 00:25:47 I've never had an appetite. I've always been severely underweight. You guys in the comments have made sure to let me know, but I hit up my doctor and I was like, hey doc. You hit on your doctor? No, I didn't hit on my doctor. Well, he hit on me, but I hit up my doctor.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Well, the one that played with your belly button sure did. And that's a classic Super Mega Cat story where I... Was that on my doctor Hit up the guy Well he hit on me But I hit up my doctor Well the one that played With your belly button Sure did And that's a classic Super mega cast story Where I Was that on the super mega cast I was super mega cast Yeah
Starting point is 00:26:10 I thought we were recording A let's play Well we recorded it In that room It was when we did Super mega cast In that room Okay okay okay
Starting point is 00:26:19 For a real quick recap Doctor fingered my belly button Really deep and it hurt You thought it was normal And I brought it up On the podcast And you were like what and i was like that's what don't doctors do that during a physical and you're like no and you asked everyone around the office and then everyone in the comments was like no that doesn't happen what do you why did he do that and i still don't know maybe he was checking for a hernia maybe anyway where you were you my doctor just prescribed me this medication called Magestrol Acetate.
Starting point is 00:26:48 And it's like a, it's a, the description is it's a milky white suspension. And it's a, it's like a thick syrup. Suspension. Yeah. That's what it says on the thing. It's like, what's a suspension? Is it like a, like, can milk be a white suspension? Is suspension just a liquid?
Starting point is 00:27:04 A suspension is, is, is more of a thick, a thick wood, you know? So not milk? Thicker than milk. What about like a protein shake? Is that a suspension? I'm about to look it up. No, not on my phone, Ryan. Why don't we utilize a beautiful piece of this new set?
Starting point is 00:27:21 Yeah. This is a new feature for a new show new features guys it is uh 2024 we are moving ahead technologically check it out you see this right here i mean this is only something most podcasts have had for the past decade hey you know progress can can come at any time and shouldn't be shunned for for being late progress is progress you're you're very um inquisitive smart thoughtful poignant poignant poignant poignant poignant you're pretty poignant here we go in chemistry a suspension is a heterogeneous genius a header a heterogeneous how do you say that? Heterogeneous?
Starting point is 00:28:07 Heterogeneous. Like the, I don't know. Heterogeneous mixture of a fluid that contains solid particles sufficiently large for sedimentation. You know what? I'll just, I'll show you what we're working with here. I want to see this milky white suspension. This is, this is it. This is the medication I'm taking.
Starting point is 00:28:23 But I only see the bottle in that photo. Oh. Honestly honestly maybe like a video of someone just like pouring yeah let's go let's oh look first first result weight gain you see that let's hop on youtube and see something like i want to see someone messing around with it sloshing i like i want to see this substance oh just a roll yeah but basically it just stimulates my appetite and makes me you've seen how hungry i am i will literally like We got Chick-fil-A I had six Chick-fil-A sandwiches Back to back You
Starting point is 00:28:48 Yes And again Not only that You also order cinnamon rolls Almost every day now And eat about Two to three of them Okay
Starting point is 00:28:57 Well why That is a That's a Those are sperm cells Wait what Your doctor What is this Your doctor just
Starting point is 00:29:04 Hold on If you look up what is magestral it's just a bunch of semen why why is there it's a milky white suspension just been drinking semen hold on what is this wait okay maybe this is just huh um like in the beginning magestral was created by a man. Like, a man made it. Yeah, this is introducing the scientist and this is showing us how the scientist was born who came up and created Magestral. Unless you're just drinking cum.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Well, it is a Milky White suspension and it's very, it is very cum reminiscent, I will say. Okay, why don't you just look up is magistral semen may harm the fetus is it is it in the same family as semen side effects what is this increased appetite okay dude the hot flushes and the sweats holy shit you get those bad you you've been complaining about sweating so much you see how damp it doesn't help that our ac is broken as our ac is broken currently and it is like 80 degrees in here and i'm a little bit sweaty but uh i i have been fucking you know damp lately uh and i wake up every night several times just completely drenched
Starting point is 00:30:16 uh but yeah magestrol apparently has something to do with semen uh produces effects in anorexia and cachexia blah blah blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So basically, bottom line, it makes me hungry and I guess has something to do with sperm. The whole video just has pictures of sperm throughout. Dude, every slide has different pictures of sperm. It's just showing, well, it's the same picture of sperm, just cropped differently. They really got their use out of this stock photo. Common dose. Oh, I don't take 800 milligrams a day.
Starting point is 00:30:49 I take 40. Oh, damn. What would 800 milligrams do? I take 40 milligrams, which is just like a big sip. So 800 milligrams is AIDS related. Dude, what am I taking? What kind of medication Am I
Starting point is 00:31:06 Also my doctor Didn't talk to me About this Medicine He was like Take this No I texted My doctor's
Starting point is 00:31:13 Like assistant And I was like Hey you know I need to gain some weight And I just don't have An appetite And then I just got A notification
Starting point is 00:31:19 That I had a new prescription That is the extent So I really don't know Anything I've just been taking it But I put on 35 pounds In one month Congratulations brother Right that I had a new prescription. That is the extent. So I really don't know anything. I've just been taking it. But I put on 35 pounds in one month. Congratulations, brother.
Starting point is 00:31:30 You can see it in my face. Look at the before. This picture is from a month, a month and a half ago. This is before. This is January 28th. And then this is this week. Yeah. Yeah. Look at the difference in just the face.
Starting point is 00:31:45 You can even tell in the music video which I still want to talk more about but oh see that pooch? But before we talk
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Starting point is 00:32:17 It's awesome. I don't remember... We don't have sponsors this week, do we? We're sponsoring ourselves. The Patreon. We paid ourselves oh because we haven't talked about that and we're you're gonna make me make an ad for patreon well i was thinking we could we could just film an ad rope you know just or something it better be funny
Starting point is 00:32:42 i could just film the whole ad Well I mean I can help I mean I mean how about you How about you You film it on the green screen And I'll I'll work a little magic on it
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Starting point is 00:35:39 Well, that's your opinion. He's cringe. Okay, but... He's also just kind of like a... He's not. Okay, but... He's also just kind of like a... He's not self-aware. He's just kind of like embarrassing. Okay, well, that's your opinion, and you're entitled to it,
Starting point is 00:35:55 but it's going on my side of the set. And you know that my cousin Forrest painted this before he was shot by the police, and this is very important to me because we were close, and it's one of the last things that... I get it. I just don't think it's we were close and it's one of the last things that i i get it i just um okay i mean i don't think it's appropriate for the for the set especially on our first episode he's he's he's also just somewhat regardless of what you think of me he's a controversial figure
Starting point is 00:36:16 because of how cringy forest isn't controversial no elon okay uh okay well just uh just just just No, Elon. Okay. Elon. Okay, well. Just, we'll talk about it. Maybe it can go up in like the bathroom or something. Just for the rest of the episode, can you just settle with me? Just please. No. Just give this to me. No.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Okay. Just go put it up. I don't want to pick her up Elon Musk. Don't even try to, don't try to hide it on the set either i'm gonna hide it on the set dude i'm literally just i can see you trying to place it within camera you can't see i could see the corner definitely you can't it's not even like look dude i'm just gonna put it away where you can't even see it okay yeah oh shit sorry i knocked I'm clumsy uh
Starting point is 00:37:08 sorry I'm just fixing I'm gonna fix the plant okay it's fine you know because uh you know we can put you put everything Ryan wants on the set, but it's fine. Whatever. Welcome back. Yeah, welcome back. I hope you were entertained by that ad from the Funny Brothers. Yeah, good guys. I really like those guys.
Starting point is 00:37:38 They're good at what they do. They're a couple of funny brothers. Yeah. Anyways, enough about those funny brothers. Let's talk about super mega right we recently put out a new music video which we filmed back in early july right first week of july yes a while ago yeah early in our late june it was right before i went on tour i think we were on set because we wanted to do it late June
Starting point is 00:38:06 But we had to push it Oh that's right And it was like Two days before I went on tour Yeah yeah yeah But But our new music video Called I Love Working Out
Starting point is 00:38:15 We finally got to put it out And it feels good To Be Be back in the Creative zone again Because that That video
Starting point is 00:38:23 We put A lot of effort into it and also had the biggest budget we've ever put into a video. I think second place for budget would be the NASCAR video, but this goes at the tippy top. This is at the tippy top. For now.
Starting point is 00:38:37 For now. For now. Because we, you know, we had made this song actually, we made a rough version of this song back in like 2018 or 2019, just because we were part of some comedy show at the Roxy in Hollywood. With Ninja Brian. With Ninja Brian.
Starting point is 00:38:55 I remember that. The Ninja Brian. And he asked us to do, if we wanted to do like just a couple songs. So I was like, sure. So we did my Nathan characterathan character and nathan's friend yeah who was a friend who was pretty i think that's the only time uh and friend was a part of any sort of story so it's a very rare uh or just a rare viewing scene well i don't know i'm curious actually people in the comments that were there at that show It was a small show It was really small
Starting point is 00:39:25 It was probably like I mean it was a Ninja Brian show Yeah so There were like 30, 40 people there But the Roxy's a legendary venue So we had to You know that's why we said yes
Starting point is 00:39:43 We didn't Wait sorry It's what? A legend. Wait for it. Wait for it. Dairy. Nice.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Venue in Hollywood. And, you know, we didn't really want to do something with Ninja Brian but it was like well it's the rocks you know it's pretty cool so we came and we we wrote two songs for that show we wrote I Love Working Out and another song called Prom Night we performed both on stage and that was the first time the world had heard I Love Working Out and the only years ago years 2018 I think yeah and then that song just went poof. We didn't think about it. We didn't touch it.
Starting point is 00:40:28 It was just made for a live performance. Until one day we were sitting around the Super Megaplex, not to be confused with where we're now working out of, the Super Mega Fantasy Factory. That's right. But back at the Super Megaplex, we were wanting to kind of get more into like sketch comedy and music videos because we'd done that stuff in the past, but we'd really been mainly focusing and uploading kind of more YouTuber-centric type
Starting point is 00:40:53 stuff. Let's Plays! Let's Plays, the what do they call it? Tier lists! Stuff like that. Yeah. And we, at first, the idea came as just like a, it was gonna be similar to Brand New Shirt in the style that it was going to be filmed.
Starting point is 00:41:07 It was just going to be Tucker coming with us to Muscle Beach in Santa Monica, and we were just going to kind of film something really quickly in like, probably like three, four hours or so. Yeah. And then I had this stroke of genius. No, but we were thinking about the idea more and over caviar oh over two bowls of caviar and champagne champagne poured the champagne in the caviar to eat it like a it was actually really good yeah but uh we wanted so that idea was there the kind of brand new
Starting point is 00:41:42 shirt ish kind of not lower effort because we because I still like the simplicity of a shirt and stuff like that. Brand new shirt was just less planned because we made that song and we literally sat down. We're like, let's make a song. We sat down, made the song right then on the spot. And if I'm not mistaken, the very same day, we just called Tucker over and we're like, Tucker, we just made this song. Let's go shoot a music video. And that afternoon we just went around Burbank and with Tucker bought his camera. We just like found random alleyways and just filmed. The railroad. The train was on. Yeah. Which was awesome. That's a good shot. That is. The underpass is probably the best. Like my favorite.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Where we're dancing. Of course. It's beautiful. It's such a cute shot. So I love working out started in that kind of realm of idea. But then we were just thinking, you know, we haven't really put our full pussies into something in a while. That's right. And so we were just thinking for this simple song, why don't we go all out for the music video? Just really put it, put in a good budget for it. Hire people to, you know, so all of the responsibility isn't on us, but other, because there's a good quote where it was, I can't remember who it was. I don't
Starting point is 00:43:00 remember the quote exactly, but it was just more in the line of, you know, a director doesn't have to do everything. You hire sound people. You hire a cameraman. You hire people who are very talented in those specific fields to help, like, elevate your stuff. And that's exactly what we did with this. We hired a lot of really talented production designers. And Tucker, of course, with us with the camera. He's one of the most talented
Starting point is 00:43:25 motherfuckers we've ever worked with if not the most talented well we're we're forgetting about the most talented person we've ever worked with michael jackson but i don't want to i don't want to get into that i don't even know if we're legally allowed to talk about it was on our podcast that's true. It was on the Super Megacast. But his lawyers also reached out. True. But anyways, we wanted to really put in a budget and put in an effort.
Starting point is 00:43:54 And put our pussies into it, like you said. Put our whole fucking fat pussies, P-H-I. Exactly. And the idea kind of stemmed from what if the final shot, and this is just where it all kind of... This was your stroke of genius. What if the final shot was on a beach-type set, and it panned out and unveiled the other sets in one kind of long stretch of sets? Just, I don't know, I like just pulling out
Starting point is 00:44:19 and seeing all sets are busy and a beautiful wide shot presenting everything, and I liked the idea of the style of it being in a community theater type look. I don't like pulling out. Sorry. I love pulling out. We could make like a sex ed song.
Starting point is 00:44:38 I love pulling out. To promote safe sex. Pulling out has never felt so great. Shooting calm has never felt so good. Not getting pregnant is really good. Yeah, something like that. Anyway, yeah, but Ryan had this idea where it's like, what if, you know, the music video is split into the three different sets. Voice crack.
Starting point is 00:45:02 It's embarrassing, but I'll forgive you for it. It's probably the medicine I'm taking. It's the first episode of the podcast. People are going to think, you know, it's a little embarrassing crack It's embarrassing But I'll forgive you For the medicine I'm taking It's the first episode Of the podcast People are gonna think You know It's a little embarrassing It's very embarrassing
Starting point is 00:45:09 That could have flown In maybe the fourth Or fifth episode But it's fine You can probably Cut around it Yeah But basically Ryan
Starting point is 00:45:16 Had the idea For the three sets And then ending With the shot Where it reveals That they're all together Because it was gonna be shot Like one set at a time, kind of telling
Starting point is 00:45:25 the story like progressively and then, or progressively. Yeah. It progresses. It's a progressive story. Yeah, it's a progressive triumphant story, you know. Of boy love. Yeah. Of boy love. It's a, that music
Starting point is 00:45:42 video is a great story of boy love. It's you and the boys working out. Yeah, and we love it. There's love. We had Dax Flame. We had Rocco from X64. Waleed? I thought his name was Wallace.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Oh. Yeah, anyway. But we had a lot of fun making that video because we... I'm sure no one was able to notice, but we were a little burnt out creatively last year and more. Like, I don't know, just doing Let's Plays. We got in a very comfortable spot.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Yeah, we got very complacent, honestly. It's like we were able to get by with Patreon and with just uploading Let's Plays. And it wasn't that we didn't want to make this stuff. We just didn't have a lot of drive. It didn't have like any creative drive. We were burnt out and we hated that because it's like we have these opportunities.
Starting point is 00:46:36 We have all of these wonderful Patreon supporters that are supporting us to make stuff and we're not making it. And it was just a shitty mentality that we had at the time. It was just kind of, it was, it was, it was lazy. And, and life had, you know, there was a lot going on. We were, you know, distracted here and there. And we just kind of just, there was a disconnect between us and the creative process.
Starting point is 00:47:00 And I feel like we have really reconnected fored for the Honestly like not for the first time But it's like we've for the first time in years I feel like reinvigorated that Spark yes we have lit you and I have lit That super mega spark well I Remember at the end of Shooting that music video Kind of telling you it's like
Starting point is 00:47:19 This is why we're out here Like making this stuff is Like why we're I just Every we've done a lot of creatively Fulfilling stuff with the channel and it's this is why we're out here. Like making this stuff is like why we're, I just, every, we've done a lot of creatively fulfilling stuff with the channel and it's not like, you know, everything before this music video was shit.
Starting point is 00:47:32 It was just like, we, I had never personally, even for super mega, as long as we've been working for it, like worked on a set and like hired a bunch of people to, to, to put in impressive, stellar work.
Starting point is 00:47:46 First time we had a crew. Yeah. You know, because in the past, you know, we have Tucker and we have friends and just ourselves. But this is the first time we had like 20, 30 people. Like, and it was honestly really surreal, you know, having a call sheet and showing up on set. And there's, you know know someone doing your makeup and then you look and there's like a dozen dudes who you don't know walking around with ladders and scissor lifts and you know setting up lights and it's it was really cool and and that was really the first
Starting point is 00:48:17 time ryan and i both realized like fuck we we can do this why have we not been doing this yeah exactly why haven't we been doing this more often because it's it's doable and and we're in the support on patreon like gives us the the funding to do this stuff right so it's like really there's no excuse for us we enjoy doing it people enjoy watching it and if we have the support behind us to be able to do it, then. Then why not do it? So. And have fun. Because with this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:47 I think Matt and I, and I'll speak for you because I believe this. Please speak for me. I think I know you well enough. Matt and I are at our happiest and more fulfilled with the channel in the process of creating like a sketch or music video or something like that. And not to say like, I still love editing and I you know I still love like releasing stuff but releasing stuff and getting people's like opinions on it is nice and everything and seeing how people react or whatever but the real the real meat
Starting point is 00:49:17 and potatoes comes with the full creative process of planning and then the shooting is I think definitely are just most favorite yeah just the the uh i i guess the the quote would be uh we enjoy the journey more than the destination exactly it's uh we we really when when we have an idea that we like and we feel passionate about i think that's when we feel the most happy. And that's the last few months of working on all the new super mega stuff, whether it be this new, you know, podcast show, whether it be I Love Working Out or some of the new sketches that haven't come out yet. The new live streams, which we just got done with a live stream earlier today.
Starting point is 00:50:01 A couple hours ago. That was, I had a lot of fun i like that format very fun and and you know chat was great you guys were super fun uh we're gonna do those weekly um try to try to uh but basically working the last few months uh in the super mega fantasy factory working on you know me uh working on like the graphic design for this podcast working on sticker club working on just the ideas for more sketches and stuff that we want to do. It's been so fun.
Starting point is 00:50:27 And speaking of, it's like that, it's like, okay, they shot that a while ago. What else do they have? We, I don't want to give away anything about it, but we do have another sketch, not saying it's going to be released like tomorrow or anything, but it's going to be released soon.
Starting point is 00:50:42 And it's pretty much almost done. And we had a lot of fun making it. It's one of my favorite things we've ever made. Because you and I are very, we're fans of this type of content. Yeah, basically this next sketch coming out is a bit of a long one. And it's a parody of a specific style of video that we're both fans of. And that's all we're going to say about it. But we've been putting a lot of work into it.
Starting point is 00:51:11 It's got cameos. It's good. It's fun. I'm excited for that one. I am. We've been so busy, honestly, trying to just relaunch Patreon and streaming and working on the podcast that we've kind of put pump the brakes on that sketch. So I'm excited next week we get to really pick it back up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:31 But yeah, overall, it's been really, really, really fun working with you the last few months. And it's like I feel for the first time just reinvigorated. And it's like I know like I feel like we like I know what we want Super Mega to be now. And and I am really, really excited for like, what's, what's going to come. And we hope that y'all can sense that and see that, especially with the amount of effort and stuff that I've seen you put in. Like I'll sometimes, as we've said earlier in the podcast, like I will leave the office at like 2 a.m. like I will leave the office at like 2 a.m. and Matt will just still be here and I'll get a text from him still at like 4 in the morning 5 in the morning just like giving me updates on things and I'm sorry that's annoying no I mean
Starting point is 00:52:16 thank God for Adderall yeah that a 100% I mean that's the only reason I'm able to record this podcast at uh.17 a.m. I'm unfortunately not. I just downed like two monsters. And the crack. The crack will help. But I don't want to. I'm drinking a Celsius, too. I don't want to get our audience into it because that'll be just less crack for me.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Exactly. And, you know, there's a limited supply of that stuff on the streets of Los Angeles. I don't want crack to be the new thing, you know. Oh, Ryan McGee from Super Mecca does does crack i want to do crack too then lo and behold i have to go weeks without a source it's just not fun everyone and you know and their mother is smoking crack because ryan from super the funny let's play man is smoking crack so exactly uh ryan doesn't smoke crack i don't so don't try to pick it up. Don't go out and try to purchase crack on the streets. Because you think that Ryan does crack.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Ryan doesn't do crack. Crack is whack. Okay? I like that. You like that? Did you just come up with that? Yeah, I just came up with that. Shit.
Starting point is 00:53:15 Crack is whack. Crack is whack. That's not bad. That's pretty good. What about, what about, that tobacco is wacky. That's some wacky tobacco. Wacky tobacco. Right?
Starting point is 00:53:27 Like a term for marijuana? Yeah, it's like whack, but not like cool. Bad whack. I guess, has whack ever meant cool? That's whack. No, no, that's always meant just, that's not cool. Whack is. That's cringe.
Starting point is 00:53:40 That's whack. Yeah. Whack is a cool word. Yeah. That's, you know how like language evolves over time and slang comes and goes. I want whack to come back. Well, sometimes like language and stuff is weird where like you'll have a nickname for something, just be a longer form of it. Like monkey suit for suit.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Like monkey suit just means a suit. Monkey suit. I've never in my life heard monkey suit mean suit. Yeah. Like a tuxedo? Yeah, it's kind of like, oh, I have to go put on my monkey suit. I don't think anyone says that. Yes, they do.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Monkey suit, yes. Yeah, just wear your monkey suit to the wedding. Like a gorilla. No, I swear to God. Who said monkey suit? Who says that? You're making me think that that's not actually. Well, look it up.
Starting point is 00:54:27 Okay, I'm going to look. I'm going to show. I'm going to prove it. I think so. I don't think anyone calls it monkey suit, dude. No, well, now you're making me think because it's like. Did you maybe dream this? Why would they?
Starting point is 00:54:38 Get that McAfee antivirus bullshit out of here. Rest in peace, John McAfee. Monkey suit. Okay, John McAfee. Monkey suits. Okay, honestly, now that I think about it, monkey suit. Why would it be short? Why would monkey suit? It's longer than suit.
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Starting point is 00:56:28 You ought to put on your monkey suit. It's, I feel like it's a, it's a negative. Like you, you dress up a monkey. Yeah, you dress up a monkey and the monkey dances for the, for the approval of the audience. You know, you're, you're, you're putting on your monkey suit for the approval of your peers and boss
Starting point is 00:56:44 and stuff like that. We've got a lot of monkeys on this set. Besides me and Ryan, of course. Odds are you have to, in episode two, wear this monkey suit. This exact monkey suit. Oh, it's expensive, first of all. With inflatable banana. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Three, because I kind of want to. That's awesome, dude. Okay, this could be you in the next podcast. That could be me in episode two. Okay, okay. You want to count us down or you want me to count us down? You can count us down. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:23 Three, two, one. One. Damn it. I. Three, two, one. One. Fuck. Damn it. I wanted to wear the monkey suit. And I'm not talking about a tuxedo here. Well, you could just... I mean, we could just buy the monkey suit.
Starting point is 00:57:34 I'm 28 years old. You know, I'm a free man. It's a free country. I could just buy the monkey suit. Just keep looking at the pose he's doing. He's having fun. He also has like... It looks like he's kind of got a boner.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Ooh, that's the inflatable banana. That's the inflatable banana. I love how he's just turned around. Why do they do that? I guess you want to see what the back of the costume looks like. And it's cool that it has a tail. That tail looks stiff. How about this pose?
Starting point is 00:57:58 Ooh. That could be you. But you playing, man. Fuck it. Just get it, dude. Get me the fucking, get me the, should I order it on my phone? Is it a small bundle? We're not signed in.
Starting point is 00:58:08 Oh, okay. Yeah, you should probably order it after the podcast so you're not taking up time just kind of scrolling through Amazon. Hey, well, now the viewers, next episode, are really going to have to tune in for the monkey business. I love how I'm just going to be dressed normally. Okay. I love how I'm just going to be dressed normally.
Starting point is 00:58:23 Okay. Also, recently, it's in the intro of this podcast, but we made a gif where it's Ryan as a cowboy on a horse. And, you know, I ordered him this cowboy outfit off of Amazon. And you looked great, first of all. You look really good in it.'s For the visual For the visual learners Here's what it looks like Here's Ryan And his little cowboy suit
Starting point is 00:58:48 On a horse There he is Look at me gallop Look who's chasing me Yeah There's Officer Watson Uh oh She's popping off rounds at him
Starting point is 00:58:56 I looked up cowboy outfit And I chose the one I chose There were better ones Like More realistic But Is it not titled like Woody from Toy Story costume?
Starting point is 00:59:09 It's not Woody from Toy Story. I mean, it's based on it. I mean, it's more than based on it. It's literally just the Woody costume. I need to show you the, the model in the photo.
Starting point is 00:59:18 I thought you sent me a picture of it. Maybe. I texted you that I couldn't wait to see your cute little ass in it. I remember that. Let me see if I still have that picture. I couldn't wait to see your cute little ass in it I remember that let me see if I still have that picture I can't really remember it was a cute little ass in that and that fucking god it was a cute little ass I don't see a monkey suit picture I know I remember texting you that though did you do it in like a group chat or was it me personally with Luke let me the super mega group chat Okay so I'm really not
Starting point is 00:59:45 Finding it in our personal Okay I'm gonna go check It's gotta be in the group chat dude Yeah Let me just pull it up on Amazon I'm Still not Finding anything
Starting point is 00:59:56 It's just a guy You sent a lot of pictures Of some guys eating cheese I did Oh yeah Yeah it's just some stock photos Of some Some dudes eating cheese I did Oh yeah Yeah it's just some Stock photos Of some
Starting point is 01:00:06 Some dudes eating cheese Ryan McGee be like I mean I mean Bro we were on stream Earlier tonight And you just reached In your pocket
Starting point is 01:00:15 And pulled out cheese And started eating cheese I like cheese dude It's a good cheese Yeah but why You just had it in your pocket Because I knew I would want a snack on it
Starting point is 01:00:24 Okay wear it Dude I don't know why I can't find this costume I ordered you I. Because I knew I would want a snack on it. Okay, wear it. Dude, I don't know why I can't find this costume I ordered you. I'm still not. It's not. I'm not finding it in the group. Dude, it was like the first thing that came up. That's why I bought it. Well, the reason I bought it was because the model in the picture was so damn sexy.
Starting point is 01:00:35 Maybe it was in like another group chat, potentially. Dude, am I Nelson Mandela-ing myself right now? Like. I thought you did send it to me over chat. I remember sending it to you you remember it and i can't but now i now i can't even find it on amazon and you can't find it on your phone hold on can you go to your past order since you ordered it it's like this costume but it was but it was a big it was a big man not not a not a small i wouldn't be able to fit in
Starting point is 01:01:01 that no dude he the guy looked like a sopropranos, like a character from the Sopranos just dressed up as like, like Woody. Fuck. Found him. I found him. Okay. Here he is. Here he is.
Starting point is 01:01:15 Okay. There he is. That's my boy. The thing is, do you remember the day and age where they used to get like attractive, like very well-built muscular men like what are you what are you saying about this not attractive and well-built muscular look at that smile dude i'm not saying anything negative about him i would never remember when they used to get attractive well-built muscular guys i love the way he's
Starting point is 01:01:40 tipping his hat he's so proud of himself he is dude he's like i landed the big role i booked the gig just like that monkey costume do they have a back shot yeah let's see uh some back shots oh my god yes dude we got back shots look at this dude he's so dude you know how he's so proud of himself for booking this modeling job. I just picture, smile! Like he does this, he's like That smile probably only lasted three, no honestly he does look like a cheerful lad. Look at those beautiful eyes he has.
Starting point is 01:02:13 He looks like a character from The Sopranos I think. Doesn't he? Do you think in this costume? With the costume? This is a very Sopranos-esque costume. Imagine like in the third season of Sopranos-esque costume Imagine Like in the third season of Sopranos They introduce a character
Starting point is 01:02:29 That just dresses like this And they never address it though They never like Like Tony never brings it up It's just I've never seen The Sopranos I've seen the ending on YouTube I saw the ending before I ever saw the show
Starting point is 01:02:42 It's a wonderful show And I think you at some point point, need to watch it. I mean, it's like some of the most famous television ever. It's one of my favorite shows. I need to piss out of my penis. You need to piss out of your penis? Yeah. Really bad.
Starting point is 01:02:58 Could you entertain them at least just for a little bit? Yeah, I can entertain them. Okay. I'll be right back. Sure. You know what? I'll give you a little buddy while i'm gone a little buddy hey more monkey business i am very guys you you better get excited for episode two of super mega show because uh there's gonna be a little monkey and around just talk to him like i like i'm there you know i don't even notice a difference oh Come on, man. It was just a joke. Hey, don't put the middle finger up.
Starting point is 01:03:26 Put it down, all right? Anyway, guys, it's good to be back. If I can, can I keep it 100 with you? It's good to be back. You know, while we were on our mission trip in El Salvador, albeit we had a great time spreading the gospel. We did miss creating. We missed Super Mega quite a bit. We really realized how much we love having this opportunity to create stuff, you know, and actually have people watch it and enjoy it.
Starting point is 01:04:03 It's what we've wanted since we were kids. I mean, I've made, you can go back and watch YouTube videos that me and Ryan both made, you know, back from 2008. Like we have always loved doing this. And the fact that we are able to do it for a living and people actually watch it's insane. So I think one of the things we realized was just how fortunate we are. And we're very excited to be making stuff again. That was a fast piss. There's a podcast to record or at least finish recording. How did you get the piss out that fast?
Starting point is 01:04:37 I just pushed it out. Really? Well, you know, actually, Ryan, I have to piss as well. So I think maybe it's getting about to be that time we, what do you say, we kind of start wrapping this thing up. And when I say wrapping, I mean like,
Starting point is 01:04:50 yo, yo, yo. Not ending it. Not ending the podcast and then doing the... The double entendre. A double Andre. Well, okay. It's a guy named Andre
Starting point is 01:05:03 and he has a twin who's also named Andre and they go, they rap and they go by double Andre. Double Andre. Well, okay. It's a guy named Andre, and he has a twin who's also named Andre, and they rap, and they go by Double Andre. Double Andre. That's good. Yeah, thanks, man. It's why we make the big bucks. You don't miss, son.
Starting point is 01:05:14 Matt. You can call me son. Okay. I like it when you call me son. My dad doesn't call me that. He doesn't want to even refer to me as his son. He's disappointed that his son is a Let's Player. Boy. But now his son is son is a Let's Player. Boy.
Starting point is 01:05:25 But now his son is not really a Let's Player anymore. He's more of a podcaster. He's an entertainer. He's an entertainer. We're not YouTubers anymore, guys. All right? We're different men. I mean, most of our stuff's on YouTube.
Starting point is 01:05:38 All the content that we create is good. We're still on the platform. Oh, okay. Yeah. But I mean, this is on Spotify, so maybe some people don't even interact with YouTube and don't even care for our YouTube content. We're Spotify on the platform But I mean this is on Spotify So maybe some people don't even interact with YouTube And don't even care for our YouTube content We're Spotify-ers
Starting point is 01:05:49 We're podcasters Is that much better than YouTube? Entertainers Actors Men Male actor We're both male actors Entertaining male actors
Starting point is 01:06:03 We're adult entertainers We're male adult entertain, male, entertaining male actors. We're adult entertainers. Okay. We're male adult entertainers. Entertaining savants. Entertainment savants. How about that? Adult entertainment savants. How about that?
Starting point is 01:06:17 I like that title. I like that. That's pretty prestigious. I like it. You know, Ryan McGee and Matt Watson. Male adult entertainment savants. Ooh. You know, throw the male in there just so people really know that, you know ryan mcgee and matt watson male adult entertainment savants you know throw the mail in there just so people really know that you know or yeah you know nowadays in california you don't ever know but uh if uh you know we were talking about our patreon earlier and you're you're gonna
Starting point is 01:06:38 find out why i'm segwaying i know i know i know but the reason i'm bringing this up is because soon the super mega show will come to an end. But then you can... What? We're in... Like, it's done? After one episode? Sorry.
Starting point is 01:06:51 Let me rephrase. Soon the first episode of the Super Mega Show will come to an end. You scared me. But if you support on Patreon, you get a little Patreon subscription. What? You'll be able to watch an extra segment of this podcast on the Patreon that only patrons can view. Holy fuck. I know.
Starting point is 01:07:11 Wait. So you're telling me that if you, even at the most basic tier of our Patreon, every single week, you not only get this podcast early and ad-free, but you also get an additional chunk of podcast episode you're fucking damn straight matthew i know i'm straight no well i mean straight as in right you're right but not like saying straight is the right way no no i'm just saying like i'm using uh like the terminology that i'm using i'm using like uh this this the straight and narrow you know you should rethink it maybe because it's 2024. But yeah, you can get extra podcast every single week.
Starting point is 01:07:53 Every episode is going to have a little additional, a little extra scoop. And Super Mega Cast at Super Mega Cast After Hours. Not sure yet what we're calling. But you can go watch the additional one on Patreon right now. Without y'all none of this would be possible. And also without our without our very intelligent
Starting point is 01:08:10 entertaining brains. That's well see that's the main thing without our without our genius. Yes. You know without our entertainment savantness.
Starting point is 01:08:17 Matthew your genius is showing. The Spongebob reference. It is. It's a good show. It's a great show. I mean holds up to this day. Spongebob is fantastic man. But we're not going to It's a great show. I mean, it holds up to this day. SpongeBob is fantastic, man.
Starting point is 01:08:25 But we're not going to get on a whole tangent about SpongeBob. We could. Maybe in the next episode. Maybe in the next one. In the next episode, we'll be back and I'll have a monkey suit. Not a tuxedo. Maybe you can wear a monkey suit and I can wear a monkey suit. I think that's a pretty good idea.
Starting point is 01:08:44 That's not a bad idea. We'll both be in monkey suits. We'll both be a monkey suit. I think that's a pretty good idea. That's not a bad idea. We'll both be in monkey suits. We'll both be in monkey suits. And then maybe in the after show segment, we can be in our birthday suits. You know what I'm saying? I mean. And actually, if you're watching this on Patreon, here's a penis. I, and I'm going to speak for Matt again.
Starting point is 01:08:59 I, as well as Matt, can't wait to see you in the next episode of the Super Mega Show. Thank you, everyone who has been supporting us for all these years. It really means a lot. I know that this channel has gone through different bouts of different types of content and different vibes and stuff. And this really does feel
Starting point is 01:09:17 like, to not be too much of a meme, but this feels like a new golden age. Like, our creative spark is is very high right now it is like i feel like it's the most it's ever been and i feel like for the first time since maybe early on in super mega we know what we want and we actually have like we don't we're not just you know stumbling around like oh we'll make this video. It's like we know what we want and we have like full control in the reins are in our hands. And it's back to just us just editing the videos and just fucking making stuff.
Starting point is 01:09:55 And we're really excited. Thank you all again. Thank you. And as we said, we'll see. We'll see you in the next podcast episode. Yes, we will. And I'll be in my monkey suit. I'll be in my monkey suit.
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