supermegashow - Monkey Business | supermegashow - 002

Episode Date: March 18, 2024

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I know somehow we're gonna get there I need to work on the lyrics, I'm sorry. That's 100%. I told you last night to practice. I thought that I could wait I thought that my nostalgic memory would would Kind of show up for me in this so you so you didn't study last night You didn't after I reminded you over text. No, I kind of just sang it in my head

But you know clearly not I mean I I sang what I could in my head. Okay I'm sorry. Do you want another way to intro, or we could do another song? You just messed up the intro. You know what? It's fine, dude. Welcome to episode two of the Super Mega Show. We are your hosts. This is Matt Watson to my right.

And to my left, we have the magnificent, beautiful Ryan McGee. Thank you. Wow. Some compliments thrown in there. Put her there. And we made, okay, last episode we did an odds are for, odds are you have to actually wear that monkey suit with Matt, but we didn't, no one lost the odds. Yeah. actually wear that monkey suit with with with matt but we didn't no one lost the odds yeah so

so in instead we just bought the monkey suit because we promised in the last episode we'd both be wearing monkey suits yeah we're both in our monkey suits i'm in my monkey suit ryan's in his monkey suit and uh it i you know i got my inflatable banana oh and just to prove it to the audio listeners because audio listeners can't see this I'm going to try to get some of this plastic sound, some foley for you. Look, we're not bullshitting. I'm spanking the plastic. You think that's good for the audio listeners? Okay.

But, you know, what's great about these monkey suits is, whoa, my tail just stand up all on its own. Do you have a tail in your ass or are you just happy to see me? Do you have a tail coming out of your backbone or are you just happy to see me? Do you have a tail in your ass or are you just happy to see me? Do you have a tail coming out of your backbone or are you just happy to see me? Do you have a tail in your ass? But yeah, even though we didn't get the odds are, we still wanted to wear our monkey suits to make it special. We have a passion to entertain and entertain we shall. We even got the monkey food in there.

Yeah. And speak. We got bananas that the audio listeners can't see, but I will. Shall we even got the Monkey food in there And speak you know we got Bananas that the audio listeners Can't see but I will Some more foley for the audio listeners Of real bananas this time These bananas are like how

I like them yeah I bought these I swear my camera keeps going Out of focus dude You're bullshitting me baby there's no way Do you think it's going out of focus Wait wait, you're bullshitting me, baby. There's no way. Do you think it's going out of focus? Wait, wait, wait. For the audio listeners, I don't want to shaft them. I want them to know this is real, okay? This is a real banana. Nice. Nice. Damn, dude. Oh, I'm the king of the swingers, oh, the jungle VIP. I'm the top and highest.

Ladies and gentlemen, he's eating the banana. He's shoving it in his mouth. And that's what's bothering me. Can I get a bite of that? I mean, I'm a monkey. So you want to be a man, man cub, and stroll right into town, and be just like the other men? I'm tired of monkeying around. Oh, whoopie doo. It got caught in my throat.

There's a little bit of banana up in there. Bananas don't slide down your throat. You do have to work your throat muscles to coax it down. In cartoons, they make you think bananas are like slippery almost. Like in cartoons, they just whoop, you know, the way they swallow them. But in real life, it's, you know, not like a cartoon. Oh! Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan has dropped his banana on his crotch.

Got a little bit on the chair. The chair is going to be stained by banana now, dude. Do you see that spot? That's not coming out. Well, at least you didn't get it on your monkey suit. That's the important thing. Sorry, I do have to finish the banana. Sure, sure.

I haven't eaten anything today besides a Babybel sharp white cheddar cheese. Besides a baby bottle pop for breakfast. I don't like baby bottle pops. You don't like them? I think I've only had maybe two in my lifetime. Dude, they're pretty good, man. I gotta keep it 100 with you. Baby bottle pop.

Whoa, Ryan. Did you seriously just wipe your hand on the fucking computer I built? Come on. You don't want me to wipe it on the couch? Did you uncenter it? Do you want me to wipe it on this new suit you got me from Rodeo Drive?

Well, the company got it for you first of all i didn't use my personal money for it was company money you know this uh this is the same suit bruno mars won when he accepted his first grammy he won the suit they gave him the suit you get a grammy and a suit bruno what do you think of br Mars, that rap scallion? You know, that little rap scallion, that little hooligan. I like Bruno Mars. I think he makes good music.

What's your favorite song by Bruno Mars? Lucky for you, that's what I like. That's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like. That's what I like. Do, do, do, do, do, do. Sex by the fire at night. That's what I like. That's what I like. Do, do, do, do, do, do. Sex by the fire at night. That beat is so good.

But yeah, my monkey suit came out to be about $80 because, you know, it came with the inflatable banana. Now that's where most of the cost went. No, Ryan. Listen. I got the suit for you uh i swiped the credit card when you when you said hey can i get this one i said sure i said specifically could you get me the suit bruno mars uh war when he won his first no you didn't because i didn't know that bruno mars had worn that suit and therefore when i said sure i also didn't look at the price on on the register

because i thought it was just going to be regular suit price you knew it was um eleven thousand dollars i in you know no returns unfortunately uh so i'm sure through the uh through the ad the ad the ads that we're gonna have on this podcast podcast, it'll be fine. We're not going to make $11,000 fucking dollars through ads. I don't even think we have... Do we even have advertisers? We don't even have sponsors this episode. Well, no. And the audio version, they still put ads in.

Well, if I wear this suit every day for the rest of my life, it's bound to earn its value back, don't you think? I mean, $11,000. I mean, you got to wear that suit quite a bit. And? It's a good suit. It's a nice $11,000 suit that Bruno Mars won when he accepted his first Grammy. I'm just saying the company is low on funds right now.

We don't have a lot of liquid cash available. The hiatus really put a dent into our savings account. And we've spent a lot of money on this set and coming back. So we can't be spending $11,000 on a monkey suit. Yeah, but sure, the health of the company. But what about the mental health of Ryan? This suit makes me feel strong. Makes me feel like I can do anything.

Like, if you wear a suit, you just feel like you can accomplish anything. Especially a monkey suit. Like I'm wearing. Yeah, I mean, I kind of feel the same in my monkey suit. So I do understand what you're saying. Okay. Now you put it that way, it makes more sense.

And I think the 11K might be justified. You know, I have a problem with self-confidence, so this suit allows me to kind of reprogram my brain and show everyone a brand new Ryan. One who's not afraid to say stuff that other people don't think he should say. What are you talking about like uh like uh i don't know just i i feel like i could get away with saying controversial things because or the you know the things that i i i truly want to express because of your confidence because of my confidence and because you're wearing a monkey suit and because i'm wearing a suit a suit really just makes like As long as what you're No matter what you're saying

If it's poorly researched If it Strikes a chord With people in a very negative way I feel like it can all go Right over the head if you're wearing a suit That man's a professional This man has a job

This man knows what he's talking about If you're wearing a suit and you have a 4K camera and nice lighting, people will believe anything you say. Give us some scientific facts. Okay. Scientific specifically? Yeah. I'm not a scientist. Okay. Give us some facts then. Okay. It could be anything. Well, I feel like I know a lot about business, so we'll start there. You certainly do. First thing you want to do when you get out of high school is secure a job with a 401k. If you can't do that, then you don't have the skills necessary to succeed like we do. The second thing you're going to want to do is start a savings account for any future people that come

after you about children that might or might not be yours. Because that money is going to go fast. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. And they don't even care if it's been genetically tested to be yours or not. You've got to pay the child support. Yeah. So, learn that one the hard way. Put her there, right? Yeah. It sucks. You just, you know, donate some of your semen for some extra cash that was much needed. And lo and behold, you know, I thought that when, when we did that, we signed a thing that, you know, it's like, Oh, you know, I'm not responsible for these research purposes only or whatever. I don't know.

No, it's, I didn't know they they were gonna put it in a woman yeah i you know i i was just oh you know i blow in i blow into a cup i bust into a cup and i get 75 bucks like what a deal do you think we could if we paid enough we go to a doctor's office can i just buy this man's semen we should like do they have a catalog you can look through like of of of dudes like uh with their headshots. I think they do. Well, they do. If you're if if you're wanting to impregnate yourself with some semen.

Exactly. They do actually, I believe, have like a headshot catalog because you want to know like what you're who you're mixing your genes with. They're very they're very strict at the at the at the sperm labs. with they're very they're very strict at the at the at the sperm labs and i keep getting ads all the time on instagram facebook uh etc for yeah i signed us up for some newsletters did you well i mean we were making good money off of off of that shit for a bit kind of kept the lights on well i'm getting a lot of ads for donating semen. Is there another place that offers more? No, I don't know. I hadn't heard of it.

This one wasn't the one we went to. Oh. All right, guys. A little surprise for you. Ryan and I have donated semen to one sperm clinic in LA. And if you could figure out which one, you can have the semen and have our children. But you're going to have to find it. So good luck. Good hunting and uh who knows might might might have a little mini me out there

in uh in nine months but you can't come after us if uh for like child support or anything like that we are we are we're saying this okay this is but but between us and you the listener this is a binding verbal agreement that we are off the hook for any child support. I don't want to see the kid ever. I don't want to even know the kid exists. We hid a cup of our semen somewhere in the Santa Monica area. If you can find it, you can keep it. You can keep it?

That's the prize. It's just an old, gelatinous, hot cup of semen that's been sitting for six days in the Santa Monica sun. Could be buried in the sand to be kept cool. That's true. That's true. That's what certain animals do. They bury their semen in the sand to keep it cool? They bury themselves in sand to keep cool.

Or usually mud. Ryan, I really fucked up. What what happened i shouldn't have had a bite of that banana why oh does it give you yeah i got heartburn i don't know maybe someone in the in the comments or something might might be able to help me out here just one bite of a banana no i know but avocado banana uh cantaloupe um and there's there's several other makes sense maybe i'm just not with it in terms of how acidic a banana is it's not it's not the acidity it's uh oh tomato does it too and tomatoes are acidic but tomato banana avocado cantaloupe peanuts basically uh if i have if i eat these things my chest starts fucking it like heartburn, but it's like a tighter squeeze.

And it's really painful. And it lasts for like 30 minutes afterwards. I don't know if anyone knows. Is that like an allergy or? Please, doctors in the comments. I was about to say, hey, there's no one better to ask than a bunch of 14-year-olds on the internet. Is there a doctor on board? Anyone?

And Ryan, our fans aren't 14 years old okay no i said that to piss them off because uh from from the statistics or whatever they're around like college age hey plus i just i just checked actually guess our number one age demographic is 24 to 35 oh wow yeah i thought at first it was like 21 to 25 or something yeah no uh that's the second is is 18 to 24 is the second and actually 13 to 17 is the is just as small as 65 plus but that's i think most we're for adults we're for mature adults is what you're saying yeah you can recommend us to your adult friends because we we make adult content you know we don't make this this this little kid bullshit that the other youtube channels make you got all these other youtube channels maybe ignore the monkey suit

that matt is wearing for the visual listeners uh for this specific conversation we're having don't ignore the monkey suit ryan's wearing because that's mature and professional but the one i'm wearing i don't think it detracts from the maturity aspect of our podcast sorry i was seeing if that was your actual hair coming out of the is it no is it oh no no this up top it's not real hair i was about to say it's looking good yeah thank you man um about to say okay so i've retracted my thank you because you didn't actually say it but uh speaking of you know pissing off the audience, we did a little something just to piss you guys off. Can you tell what it is?

I'm sure that the people watching the video have already figured it out, and they have been fucking screaming at their screen. And maybe any blind listeners who are very good at echolocation might be able to tell as well. Yes, echolocation or psychic. We switched seats. Now, why, you might ask? Because we know that people don't like change. We saw that when with, well, actually, we didn't really get, we were worried when we first came back that a lot of people would be upset that we're starting the super mega show yeah and then and blowing the the ever-living snot out of out

of the the old podcast yeah we were actually really nervous to drop episode one uh because i'm gonna blow the ever-living snot out of you don't blow the ever-living snot out of me dude uh we we were nervous though because people don't like change and you know they're like what episode one yeah it gets it gets all around your pockets there's a lot of oh um okay okay mr mcgee come on that's a good joke and put her there man slap some skin you might have to start calling me mr mi Miyagi with how much I'm teaching you. Hey, slap some more skin, man. That's good. That's really good.

I might have to slap some of... I didn't... There's nothing... You know, you got a good thing going. Just leave it. You know, don't take it too far. Yeah. But yeah, we switched seats, assholes.

So, I hope you guys enjoy. Who knows? Maybe in episode three, we'll switch seats enjoy. Who knows, maybe in episode three we'll switch seats again. Or, we'll stay in the seat configuration for several episodes, get you real used to it.

And then, I do like my blue seat. I do like my red seat. This is, this is my bad side. This is my good side. So, you know.

Well, my, my, my good side, unfortunately, is the side I have a scar on my face. I think this is, I think this is my bad side.

Yeah, it is. It's ugly as hell. No, I mean, you don't have a bad side, Ryan. 360, you are looking fantastic. You are looking fucking gorgeous. I'd say the same thing to you, except when I come in five minutes late to work, I get a full force of your bad side okay well let's leave uh work politics out of the podcast okay okay okay okay i just wanted

you know we're here to entertain we're not here to fucking you know bicker about personal things and okay then because you know i could i could bring up plenty of stuff like you know maybe flushing the toilet uh you know in the bathroom bathroom, you know, after taking a shit. You have a problem that I flush the toilet? No, quite the opposite actually. You have a problem that I don't flush the toilet? I find a shit in the toilet about two to three times a week. It's a waste of water.

Yeah. Think of all the water. Like most of our water usage is through flushing the toilet and what like i can't stand people who flush their piss down a toilet it's just some water piss in the sink yeah well well i met you piss in the sink i don't anymore you don't used to do it at restaurants oh i still do it at restaurants you just said you don't do it anymore. Oh, okay. Well, I lied. Generally, I don't piss in the sink anymore.

But there is... What a sentence. Generally, I don't piss in the sink. Probably should say much anymore. Generally, I don't piss in the sink much anymore. However... However? On a special occasion, let's say i you know you're sharing a restroom

with with your brother ryan sure well actually when we shared the restroom uh like two weeks ago three weeks ago uh we were trying to cross streams and i got shy so i said i'm gonna go piss in the sink i couldn't even piss in the sink because i was until i left yeah you know uh no but actually you were the reason i stopped pissing in the sink generally chastise you for it no no no uh because I just I hated just having to touch the dirty toilet seat and lift it up put it back down it's a hassle so pissing in the sink is so much easier you know you just you stand over you whip out your sweet little why was I a part of you stopping pissing in the sink like what man what you introduced me to sitting down to pee.

Isn't that awesome? And then I was like, yeah, I don't have to touch the toilet seat. I don't even have to touch my little penis. You get to relax. Yeah. Browse on your phone a little bit. I've said it before. It's like reading the newspaper.

It's the new reading the newspaper on the toilet. It's fantastic. Sitting down to pee has changed my life. And also I do think it is probably responsible for why I got a uti that put me in the emergency room twice sitting down to pee yeah i don't it doesn't get where's the correlation well it doesn't get all the pee out the same way there's there's still it leaves a little it leaves a little bit of pee pee in there sometimes yeah while we were on uh our break uh i spent 9 11 in the hospital with i was pissing blood so very very fun um but enough about that i need to go get some water

because my chest is on fire from that from the yeah from the one bite of the banana it's fucking killing me it feels like someone has their hand inside my chest and they're going do we have tums or anything for you tums don anything for you? Tums don't help with this. Tums don't help with this. I don't know why. I'd say it's I literally just have to wait. Have you ever swallowed a pill like dry like a capsule dry or without enough liquid and it almost gets stuck in your esophagus starts doing that like squeezing thing over and over? No you no not really. Oh. i will say i do get massive chest pains every now and then when i drink a carbonated beverage if i haven't you know had like a sprite

in a while or typically it happens with like an alcoholic beverage it'll just start i'll have to lay down and i'll be out for like an hour of like really i have to force myself to burp to get all the air out i think it's an air problem. Frizzle. Frizzle, dog. Oh, yeah. It's probably you've just got a bunch of air trapped in your tum-tum. It's like right here, and it sucks. Go get yourself some water.

Okay, I'm going to go get myself some water. Wait. Listen. What am I listening to? Listeners might have been able to hear it, but my throat starts gurgling. I'll feel the pressure build build and I'll open my mouth and then it'll be like and release some pressure

it's weird I don't know it's interesting anyways I'm not much of a sink pisser anymore except for at restaurants because it's funny and I just get

it's like a power trip I'm like we're at an expensive steak restaurant and you know it's like I'm pissing in the sink yeah I'm not supposed to be pissing there power trip. I'm like, we're at an expensive steak restaurant, and it's like, I'm pissing in the sink. Yeah, I'm not supposed to be pissing there. That's where people usually get clean. But instead of getting clean, I'm pissing in their sink.

Exactly. We should make an app where you can track where you've pissed in the sink. Or like a pee tracker. They have pee tracker apps. Yeah, but this one's specifically for pissing in the sink. And it's super mega brand. All right, I'm going to go get some H2O. They have P-Tracker apps. Yeah, but this one's specifically for pissing in the sink. And it's super mega brand. All right, I'm going to go get some H2O.

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It's kind of embarrassing considering I'm a monkey in this episode. Well, fun fact for people. Monkeys don't really eat bananas unless they're like given them in like a zoo setting. Man, dude, get out of here with that shit. But they do like fruits. So they like you. Are we not over this by now? I didn't mean to actually.

We ran into the podcast and everything. We're going back to that style of humor. We rebranded the podcast and everything. We're going back to that style of humor. We'll just cut it. So yeah, monkeys love grapes and other fruits and stuff like that. Like melons, I'm guessing. But yeah, bananas don't show up in their day-to-day lives.

Think of where would bananas be growing where monkeys naturally are yeah uh i don't know where do bananas grow on trees okay man that's pretty good slap me some more skin for that one uh well actually we're not slapping skin because i you know i've got the monkey glove on yeah but uh that sounds like a term for for pussy the monkey glove I think monkey is right already a term for pussy yeah I so I didn't know this until you know within the last you know year that thank god for Luke thank god for Luke ladies and gentlemen here's a photo of him he is our podcast editor as well as our day-to-day uh right he's our day-to-day yeah he helps out he's uh he helps out you know if i you know get a flat call him up he's gonna change my tire uh you know

if we have a podcast that needs editing he's gonna edit it if uh we have some dry cleaning to be picked up he picks it up if we have coffee to drink he orders it and grabs it you know if we've got a knot in my shoulder he's gonna you know he's gonna get that thing out of there he's gonna massage that and he might even use uh some hot baby oil um and he gets it he gets it out real good i need a massage soon yeah dude looks good at massages but i need like a masseuse you you need like someone to get up in there and break your back i need someone to mainly just go to town on my glutes my hips and waist and my lower back dude glute massage i so fucking good i love i i love a good glute massage yeah last time i went to a massage and asked for a glute massage, it was just like a... I don't know if it's like a technique that they use, but it was just kind of like a...

Here, I'll... It was just... So I'll pretend this is my ass. Okay. Oh. Really? Then I heard like a little, like a... So that's what they were doing?

It's probably, you know, there's Thai massage, Swedish massage. It's probably just some foreign technique that, you know, you're unaware of. I mean, I couldn't feel my ass by the end of the massage, so I guess it worked. Hey, I mean, not being able to feel your ass is better than your ass hurting, right? I guess. Some would say. But monkey. Back to monkey.

Back to monkey pussy. Did you know? Well, back to monkey meaning pussy. Yes. Not specifically monkey pussy, but did you know that monkey meant pussy? Did I know that monkeys had pussies? No, did you know that monkey meant pussy did i know that monkeys had pussy no did you know that monkey meant pussy uh not until you told me okay so uh see it you know we're playing a game of telephone here about monkey pussy i don't understand why it would

mean pussy i don't either i have no clue why monkey means pussy and basically luke luke introduced me to this term through a wonderful song by E-40. Would you like to give us a little Matt Watson rendition of it? Yeah. He goes, I'm forgetting the very first. Anyway, the main part is, I believe it's about a man at the club. And he's trying to get to, you know, dat booty. But not just dat booty.

He's trying to get to dat know that booty but not just that booty he's trying to get to that monkey sorry dat monkey and he goes trying to get to you and that monkey trying to get to you and that monkey and it's uh he's trying to he's trying to get to that monkey and and he probably does you know i'm still trying to make the connection of why monkey means pussy. I don't... You want to look it up? I would love to look it up. I would absolutely love to look it up.

We have this new feature and everything. Why not use it? Wow, guys. Technology. I was using the computer earlier this morning. So... Okay, okay. Hold on.

I need to... Hey, I was actually... I was using it earlier. Do you mind if I just... For a second before we do anything. Just... Okay, hold on. Hey, I was using it earlier. Do you mind if I just, for a second, before we do anything, just... Here, just clear any recent searches. Okay, look up monkey pussy. Okay. Monkey pussy.

Huh. Well, that's... Definitely a monkey's pussy. Yeah, well, that's... Definitely a... A monkey's pussy. Yeah, well, we don't want to... We're not looking for a monkey's pussy. We're looking... Here.

No, get off of images, Ryan. We searched monkey pussy. It's very illegal to look this up. Is it? Oh, shit. Dude, the FBI's going to be fucking swatting our place. Nina and monkey's bedtime. Nursery rhymes.

No, Ryan, we're not... Give me the keyboard and the mouse. We're not... I gotta do some detective work here. Why does monkey mean pussy? Okay. There we go. Get the fuck...

Sign into Google. Get out of here. Just stay signed out. Okay. Why do they call a coochie a monkey? Okay. Late 19th to early 20th century slangonym. People were using monkey for pussy in the 1800s?

Dude, they've been calling pussy monkey all the way back in the fucking 1800s? Since 1850, baby! Wait, so you're telling me Thomas Jefferson could have been using the term monkey? Was he from the 1800s? Wasn't he 1700s? Benjamin. Was he from the 1800s? Wasn't he 1700s? Benjamin Franklin, was he the 1800s? Who's someone from the 1800s? Thomas Edison?

Yeah, Thomas. Abraham Lincoln. You're telling me Abraham Lincoln could have been, you know, coming home at night. He sees Mary Todd and he's like, Mary Todd, let me see that monkey. Oh, cool. Abraham Lincoln was gay, apparently. Apparently. Well, instead of sleeping with his wife,

he would share a bed with another man. Well, I went to a psychic and I contacted Abraham Lincoln. You didn't tell me about this. And he told me himself. Are you serious? Yep. I'm gay.

And I freed the slaves. Those are the only two things he really wanted me to know. That is pretty awesome. I stopped him right there and I said, now you didn't do, you didn't free the slaves yourself. I don't, you were still, you know, just like a white president that, yes, like fought for decent causes, but you yourself, you know, you probably had more, more political ideologies

in line for what you were doing, I'm guessing. Like more of a political motivation to do it instead of a moral motivation? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he could have been a... He gave good speeches. I can't attest to his character other than from what he told me when I visited the psychic. Well, he shared a bed with a man every night, and I mean, that's pretty cool. It's like a sleepover, so I have respect for the man. He shared a bed with a man every night and i mean that that's pretty cool it's like a sleepover so i got respect for the man he shared a bed with mary and todd

come on hey man slap some more wait yeah slap some skin and and pound it pound it okay all right uh possibly derives from monkey business and to monkey around uh chiefly australian and american usage seldom heard in the uk thank god i don't want to hear any fucking british fucked up monkey yeah all right give me some of that monkey bitch let me get a spot of monkey you fucking cunt give me some of that monkey spot a monkey i come home i come home from the factory i walk at the jelly factory all day i walk my beans off and all i want is a little monkey from me wife and what do i get no monkey a spot of monkey we should do we should go to like a an accent coach so we can get really good at the cockney accent okay uh stop going to videos

go back i we need we need to we need to learn more about the term monkey. Sorry. Okay, I did throw up a little in my mouth. I heard that. That actually sounded like I could hear the gurgle. It tastes like bananas. Ever heard the phrase for a woman's period? Did they call it a monkey? Monkey was slang for vagina.

Here, Matt. Use your fucking... Will you hold my banana? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to use my detective powers here. It's a little tricky working this. I got to take the monkey glove off. Gotta get to you and that monkey. Gotta get to you and that monkey.

Okay, let's see. You wouldn't believe this new phrase I learned at work today, love. Oh, yeah? What is it? You know, I'd like to slobber on that monkey of yours. It means pussy. Oh, you're sick. What? You're fucking sick.

It means cunt, mate. It sounds like Australian and British and... Here we go. My husband just told me that his father once said that woman needs to get a hammock for a sick monkey when asked he said it was saying a woman was what the fuck is that get out of here i don't want to restart the computer remind me tomorrow uh sorry for audio listeners i was i was reading on reddit about about monkey and and a windows alert came up, so you're not missing anything. You know, you know what happened. They Googled hammock for a sick monkey. My dad is born

in 1936. So maybe it's an old saying. It possibly could have been regional. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm really looking forward to asking my parents if they've ever heard it. Hey, mom, dad, you guys ever heard monkey for pussy? Here, you know what? Here we go. You know, my mom was alive during the... Wait, they use... Kendrick Lamar uses the term

monkey for pussy in his song, Wesley's Theory. Hold on. I gotta call... Yeah, dude, call Cecile. No, no, I gotta call from... I was about to call my mom, but I gotta call from Amazon Del Cecile No no I got a call from I was about to call my mom But I got a call from Amazon delivery apparently A missed call Shit

Which means Let me guess They couldn't drop off a package Hmm And now And now you're not gonna get Your little package Nope

What was in your package? Like a new keyboard A new keyboard Yeah Sheesh Maybe they called And then they found out. I'll just check the Amazon app real quick.

Yeah. I don't mean to get us off base, but this is a, I really wanted this. This is a big deal, man. I wanted this keyboard. And to quote Kendrick Lamar, blue eyed devil with a fat ass monkey. Oh, it says it was delivered. Maybe it was the delivery driver calling just to go, hey man, congratulations. Your package was left near the front door or porch nice we don't have a porch

hopefully it was just just front door front door but let me call my mom and see if she's ever ever heard of this may have come from monkeying around or monkey business it's not a stretch that someone just made that line up and it caught on somewhere okay Okay, so I mean, I think we have a pretty good answer. But we need an old fogey's opinion. Hey, Bob. Hey, Mom. I hope I'm not bothering you. No, Jim just got home from work and he was going to go smoke. He said...

Hey, man. Hey, we are recording a podcast right now, I will say. Oh, okay, okay. So short and sweet. Yeah, but I will call, you know, at some point this week and catch up. Okay. But I have a question because we're looking this up and I personally have never heard of this until recently,

but you, having lived longer than I, might have come across this phrase. The word monkey, of course, means the animal, the monkey, like a primate. Yeah. Is there any other use of that word that you know of? Instead of using it just for the animal? No, more like the term monkey is used to describe something that isn't a monkey, but is slang. Monkey business. Okay, kind of close to that. Monkey business.

Well, in the South, when it gets really hot, and if somebody passes out because of the heat and humidity, they call it monkeying. Monkeying. Monkeying, okay. Okay. That's something new. We just found out apparently, and I don't know if either of you even know this,

that the term monkey is also, I'll have Matt explain it. He's better with words. Sure. Well, see, we just discovered, well, I guess we've known for a little bit, but we were trying to find the origin of it. You know, we just found out that the term monkey is a euphemism for a woman's vagina. And we were just wondering if you knew, if you were aware of that.

Like maybe back in the day, back in Lebanon, they were tossing that around. Maybe Libya. The only animal that I know that's been associated with that is a beaver or a cat. But, you know, I'm not going to use the other. Or a camel. That's right. Well, I appreciate you not using the words. Camel toe, yeah.

Anyway, well, okay, so. I've never heard that monkey is associated with that part of the anatomy of a woman. Okay, well, thank you. Thank you for your input. It's very valuable. Hi. Hi. You look good, by the way. Your hair looks great.

It does. Thank you. He's gained like 30, almost 40 pounds, I bet, by now. You're making me blush. Cecile? What? She sent me a text today, so we texted back and forth. My mom?

Yes. Oh, nice. Yes. Are y'all close? And she made mention that Ryan looked really good with his glasses. You do look good with the glasses, Ryan. Oh, I know. All right.

Well, Cecile, it was fantastic talking to you. Thank you so much. And Jim. It's been great. And Jim. Love you guys. All right. Well, Cecile, it was fantastic talking to you. Thank you so much. And Jim. And Jim. Love you guys. All right. Goodbye, Cecile. Goodbye, Jim.

See you, man. Bye. I can't hang up with the monkey glove. I got it. So your mother hitting on me, right? I'm not misreading the room here My mom was Alive and aware

During the 20th century We were only Feeble minded During the 20th century Yeah Exactly So I feel like She would have

Run into Maybe you were right Maybe it's a Didn't they say It was like from the UK Or something No no no They said it's

Seldom used in the UK Oh seldom used Australia and America Is where it's used the most. Well, mom grew up in Libya and Lebanon and then moved here a bit later. So maybe that's why all the kids on the playground weren't. Yeah, it might be one of those things that, you know, because American culture, you know, infiltrates so much of the rest of the world. That might have just been one of those ones that slipped through the cracks and didn't make its way over to Libya or Lebanon.

Yeah. Or maybe it did, you know, years later after your mom was, you know, already out of there. Maybe my mom was just never with it to begin with. Maybe Cecile was just never with that shit. Some nerd. I mean, got a master's degree, so you can see how much state she put in her education compared to the actual life knowledge but yeah master's degree okay more like uh stop dude i i held the inflatable banana over my head to hit Matt. I could see out of the corner of my eye, you lift.

Stop, dude. You make me flinch more than, dude, you trigger my like fight or flight responses like 20 times a day. I got to keep you on your toes. What if there's a, what if there's a tornado that happens? In Los Angeles? Yeah. It's like my version of a tornado drill.

I got to keep you aware. Dude, you, my muscles tensed up with that one. I just tossed Matt his banana back, his comfort banana. Thank you for that. I got my comfort banana. I mean, dude, you see how much I flinch. Like, I'll be walking out of the room, and we kind of bump into each other, and I flinch as if I just saw a ghost.

I'm like, oh! And you know what that means it means that my ancestors uh had good reflexes to stay alive or were little bitches but still but that's what kept them alive bitchness in them they probably climbed up trees or hidden caves or something listen that bitchness is what kept my ancestors alive to allow me to be born because if they they didn't have that, then when they see a cheetah in the bushes while they're sitting down eating some berries, you know, if they don't flinch like that and run and get scared, they're going to get eaten by the cheetah. You know, the lazy, dumb, slow, oafish monkeys. Boo! Yeah, you got a real jump out of me there. slow, oafish monkeys. Boo! Yeah.

You got a real jump out of me there. Don't do it again. Okay. I was thinking about it, and then I chose not to, but I did make Matt jump by going boo. Yeah. I went boo!

And it made me jump. Can we see an instant replay of that for the visual listeners? Let's get an instant replay, ladies and gentlemen. Look at that. You can really see the jump I did. I got to start recording my scares of you around the office more. Please don't make that a thing.

What? Why not? People would love it. Patreon gets this new show that I thought of, Scare Tactics. You could so easily be a writer for like true TV, like coming up with like shows and shit. Well, Scare Tactics was a show hosted by, who's the guy that got hit by like a Walmart truck? Tracy Morgan. I think he just got into a car crash.

I thought a Walmart drug hit him. I'm going to look it up on my phone. Yeah, okay. So regardless, it was hosted by Tracy Chapman? Morgan. Morgan. Why did I say Chapman?

Who's Tracy Chapman? Walmart settles with comedian Tracy Morgan for estimated $90 million. Holy shit, dude. That's a lot. That's a lot of cheddar. That's a lot of bones. Because he had to get a cane and everything. Yeah, but a cane's badass, you know?

And someone died in that accident, too, like a fellow comedian, yeah but a cane's badass you know and and someone died in that accident too like in the fellow comedian or like friend of tracy's oh shit really well now i can't make any more jokes the jokes have to stop right there so the long-winded case between walmart and comedian tracy morgan has finally settled with walmart's insurers paying him an estimated 90 million for a 2014 accident he was in with a walmart truck driver 2014 it was that long ago because i remember this i just don't remember it being in 2014 time flies when you're matt watson yeah it does what about sean kingston wasn't sean kingston like a horrific boating accident sean kingston is uh

Sean Kingston in like a horrific boating accident? Sean Kingston is... Your way to beautiful girls. We could go to the tropics, sipping your coladas. Shawty, I can take you there. We can go to the slums where killers get hung. Shawty, I could take you there. You know I could take ya. I could takey, I could take you there. You know I could take ya.

I could take ya. I could take ya. I could take ya. Shorty, I could take you there. Okay. Yeah, but that's Sean Kingston. Okay, okay. I'm pretty sure he was in a horrific speedboat accident or something. Who's the one that goes,

I wanna be keeping you on. I got the right to. That's Sean Paul. Okay, Sean Paul, Sean Kingston. I got the right to. That's Sean Paul. Okay. Sean Paul, Sean Kingston. I think I like Sean Kingston more than Sean Paul. Of course. Of course. And no disrespect to Sean if he's watching. But Sean Kingston, just a goat, you know, you can't, you can't beat the man, you know? I mean, he was in a speedboat accident was he according to my knowledge yeah i don't i i source matt watson i don't know anything about so we could look up can you can you look up

sean kingston speedboat accident look up sean kingston speedboating accident i would really hate to be wrong about this sean kingston i don't know why I'm... I'm just... Dude, you know what's crazy? Opens up about jet ski accident. Jet ski? He had to have heart surgery? It was a jet ski. What happened?

Okay. Apparently, Kingston made a classic novice move. They capitalized novice. Dude, I like they're roasting him for getting into a jet ski accident. It says people also ask, what happened to Sean Kingston jet ski accident on Google? And its response is apparently Kingston made a classic novice move when he stupidly released the throttle while turning the steering wheel at the same time, causing him to lose control of the watercraft. causing him to lose control of the watercraft investigators say the celebs quote-unquote inexperience and quote-unquote inattention were solely to blame i like this dude was in like a horrific accident and have like they're just surgery for it like heart surgery for it stupid

numbskull this stupid nonce didn't know how to drive a jet ski i don't know if they called him a nonce imagine if they threw that one in there too this fucking nonce this dumb fucking nonce didn't know how to accelerate a jet ski uh party foul why would they like if i was sean kingston a bird at a party what okay a party for birds okay i get it yeah slap me some skin there. That one, you earned that one. Thanks. Thank you.

And you know, finally, my chest is feeling much better from the banana incident. Really? Yes. No more bananas for Matthew. None for me, thanks. Not a single bite. No. Especially after midnight.

You're not going to catch me sneaking any nanners, dude. I hope not. I promise, dude. I hope for your sake I don't. I'm here to protect you. I'm not going to do that. I don't want to come into the office one morning with you blue on the floor with a banana overdose. With a potassium overdose.

Banana peels all around me on the floor. I always said potassium. Potassium. Potassium. I love a little potassium. Potassium. Potassium. I love a little potassium. Hell yeah. You know what I don't love? What?

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And this comes from me at a young age. Okay. I'm talking Disneyland, of rides molesting me right and this comes from me at a young age. Okay, I'm talking Disneyland Disney World Universal Studios all of these places are guilty now. I Okay, granted. I'm a little bitch as a kid and I and I didn't like kind of like the 40 experience of some rides I'm talking You've you've been on the Bugs Life ride Yeah, yeah when I was a kid, yeah. Do you remember when the hornets

kind of do up your butt a little bit? Yes, yes. And do you remember on the Shrek ride when they make it feel like spiders are crawling up your legs? Yes. Or on the mummy ride where they make you feel like beetles are crawling up your legs? Oh my, is that the one where it feels like there's like cockroaches like in your seat? Now, maybe this is a part of buying a ticket, but I don't remember consenting to being molested on a ride

that I'm just, I'm sitting there watching Bugs Life or something, watching, you know, Hopper do his thing being a little bully. I haven't fallen, you know. Also just, What was that? Holy shit I think that's a problem It is a problem and I think

Because I still don't like it as an adult I would prefer the rides not to Poke up my butt Or blow air on me That I did not give consent for They spray water sometimes too I will say the one thing is water What if you're allergic? To water? for they spray water sometimes too water's fine i will say the one thing is water like what what

if you what if you're allergic to water yeah you're made of 70 water right or is the earth 70 no i'm made of 100 swag am i getting those two mixed up yes you are earth is 70 water yes we're made up of 55 water we're made up of like 90% water, I think. Actually, I might be so off base there, but back to the rides molesting you. I think this is the perfect opportunity for a class action lawsuit. Right? Right?

I'm sure many of our viewers have also been molested by these rides. I thought of another one. Honey, I shrunk the kids the ride. I think that one molests you too it does yes it does it does makes maybe like does the spiders crawling up your legs thing maybe that's just every ride they just have to put spiders in i mean we we paid so much money to have the the air blowers put in under the seats i mean we gotta like put them you know just honey

i shrunk the kids it's like i think the bugs life one is a little too far. Cause isn't it like kind of like a up your butt. It's what if you have hemorrhoids like myself? Like if I'm sitting in there, uh, present day, 28 years old with horrific hemorrhoids, uh, and that thing does that, I'm going to be screaming. I'm going to be crying. I'm going to be throwing up, pissing, shitting, blood. And, you know, I'm going to have to probably be taken out of the park on a stretcher.

Make rides fun again. Hey, there you go. No molesting. No molesting. I'm going to start asking before I get on a ride at, like, Universal. Will this ride molest me? Hey, excuse me. Am I going to be molested on this ride?

What? I don't think so. And by the way, guys, for those crying in the comments, molest means to irritate or to annoy. Unwanted touch. It doesn't just mean the bad thing. Well, it's all bad, but. No, we're using like a dictionary definition yeah unless because i i remember uh when i was a kid i was on like a swamp tour and i remember they had a

whole thing about like if you see a snake don't molest the snake and yeah and i remember as a kid i was like do not molest the wildlife and i remember it confused me i was like molest so i went home and i looked up the word molest on the family computer and then my mom was like matthew i noticed that you looked up the word molest is what why is everything okay and i was like oh yeah it was just the funny snake no dad was looking it That was dad I didn't look that up Well he did He did blame you that one time He owes me He does owe you

He does owe you for that one There's one time You've told this story before But your dad Your dad was the one Looking at the porn And then just blamed it on you Well I

Dude I don't even know If my dad was looking at porn I mean One can One can assume One can assume But basically like you know uh long story short i'm sure there's some people listening that have not heard me tell this story uh i got baptized in like eighth grade i went to a church beach day had a great day dude like i they dunked me under the water. I felt my soul hit the reset button. I was feeling the power of Christ inside

me and it felt good. It compelled you. It did. And I got home and I was like, man, life is good. And I'm sitting down in the living room with my dad and we're watching, we're watching TV. He's on the couch. I'm in, I'm in like a reclining chair. And then my mom comes down the stairs and she stops like halfway up, up the stairs. So there's like a direct line of sight from her to me and my dad. And you know what? I think that's a power move because she's above us, you know? Oh yeah. Psychologically. What does that be looking up to her? She's looking down on us. You were a kid. So you you probably were you taller than her at this point eighth grade no when was your growth spurt dude my growth spurt wasn't until 10th grade probably okay well sorry let's get back to your dad throwing you under the bus

yeah um so my mom goes does anyone want to explain why the history on the computer has been cleared? And, uh, you know, when, when, when you're in eighth grade and your mom says that to you, you get tunnel vision, everything goes black and white and your ears are ringing. It's scary. It's a scary fucking thing. But here's the thing. I hadn't cleared the history i genuinely had not cleared the history because i'm so i was at that point i i had been around the block enough where i was i was smart enough to not clear the whole fucking browser history i would just delete the specific items that needed deleting because then you you always learn from the question all of a sudden it gets asked why is the all of the browser history deleted?

And there's no really retort to that other than, oh, I was just clearing up. Exactly. I wanted cookies. The cookies are too big. So anyway, I genuinely hadn't cleared it. So that leaves one option. Dale. Dale. Or Sam

No Sam was in college She's off of college Remote access maybe She could have been remote accessing the computer Specifically to watch porn She doesn't want to do it on her own She could get viruses But basically

You know Dead silence My dad's sitting there i'm sitting there and i was like it wasn't me i i didn't clear the history uh and well that that wasn't a good enough answer for for ann she goes okay well your aunt liz knows somebody who uh can get all the browser history back that from everything you've ever looked at which was a lie which was a bluff yes that's that's not true obvious bluff like maybe maybe the fbi can do that but my aunt liz's friend can't do that uh but nonetheless i was like okay but what if? And I was fucking terrified. Because in eighth grade, you're looking things up on the computer that you don't want mommy to know.

No. You know? Lesbians? Boobs? Scissoring? Yep. I did get in trouble for looking up lesbian scissoring. I did not clear the search history on that one.

I missed one. Well, maybe you were doing like a school art project. Yeah, like lesbians using scissors to make crafts. They're cutting out construction paper. Anyway, my mom says that. And then the thought of everything I've ever looked at, such as lesbian scissoring, would now be exposed to my mother. And she would know what kind of sick freak I am. So I decided just to be like, okay, it was me. And she goes, very disappointed. Go to your room. I was grounded. I marched up the stairs. Dale's sitting there, watches me march up the

stairs in silence. So he, he knew, like he watched his son take the fall for him and didn't even give me a thank you. He didn't even later go, hey, son. Thank you for that. I'll try talking to her for you, all right? He didn't give you any of his links that he uses? No, he didn't even share any of the pornography he was watching with me. And you would have helped him. You would have been like, hey, you just need to clear out specific things from the history.

Yeah. You could have helped each other. 100%. But no, he lets me just march up the stairs and then shut the door and be grounded. I think I cried. I will say this story did make me question, how come lesbians get their own name? Wait, that's a really good point. They are gay. Yeah.

They are homosexual. But. And they are lesb Yeah. They are homosexual. But. And they are lesbians. Lesbians. Specifically lesbians. But if you're two dudes, you're just gay and homosexual. You're just a gay homosexual. You're probably like an accountant and a movie lover, a gamer as well.

But just for this title's sake. Right, right. There's no special third one. Well, there is, but it's not a good one. It's not nice. Yeah, it's not nice at all. So, I mean, we could come up with a new one. There's a fourth one that's also not nice.

And a fifth and a sixth. I mean, there's many. But we could come up with one for the community. SuperMega does stand with the lgbtq community so i mean we could we could very well help them out by coming up with you know yeah but like lesbian is such like a it's such a unique name it's not it's not like i can't even like what is it based around like the etymology. Where did it come from? The etymology of lesbian. Yeah.

I actually looked this up once. Because I was curious. Because it's a cool noun. It's a cool ass name. A title. It's a cool title. I'm going to look it up. Okay.

And then I think we should come up with our own name. Okay. Gay men need this. They do. They need our help. Gay men need our help. Les name. Okay. Gay men need this. They do. They need our help. Gay men need our help. Lesbian. Okay.

From Greek, lesbios. Okay, from lesbos to Greek, lesbios. Wait, wait, wait.

I always thought lesbos was a derogatory, so it stems from, it stems from lesbos. What? And then, lesbios from the Greek term. Okay.

What does Lesbos mean? Where did the term lesbian come from? The word lesbian comes from the name of the Greek island Lesbos, where Sappho was born. She was an ancient Greek woman who wrote poems that included homosexual themes. The term sapphic, named for this poet, also refers to female homosexuality. Lesbians may also refer to themselves as gay women

or simply as gay. So look, the more you know. I like, that's, that was rewarding. That was a very rewarding. To find that out.

Now I know that there was a lesbian island. Look, there still is a lesbian island. Look, you guys, you come to Super Mega Show to laugh

and you end up you end up going home with some new knowledge lesbo island lesbo's island yeah look at that lesbo's the island of lesbos yeah i spent the summer in the island of lesbos i i'm gobsmacked right now look at that dude in my head like the first thing is like well of course like it's it's a mean term like lesbos but now that i know that the etymology stems from the island of lesbos where sapphys sapphys sapph sapph something that i do like the origin so a poet on on an island wrote homosexual poetry and became so prominent that they decided to name gay women or eventually down the line i guess just maybe this was post like the history of it you know like this stuff happened and then hundreds of years later, it's like, oh, there's this artist that we're reading about.

Oh, this this old poet from from Lesbos Island. I don't know, man. I think it it probably didn't catch on like right away. Like they probably weren't calling people lesbians like in her lifetime. But thespians, though, thespians, thespians, thespians, thespians. Thespians. I actually thought it was thespians though thespians there are a lot of thespians thespians thespians thespians i actually thought it was thespians thespians thespians okay um thespians but i i feel like you know homosexual men need their own term too but it's got to be something that's like lesbian almost sounds scientific you know how about this is there like a i i got an idea the the the lesbians

were named after the island of lesbos maybe we can find a gay island oh yeah like an island where a gay poet uh was gay gay poet island what is fire island but see the thing with fire island is is it's it's it's it's an english word we need need something like Greek to build off of. Sorry, 60 years in America's first gay and lesbian town. Interesting. I just like if this was just always gay and lesbian town. That's just what they called it. Hey, welcome to gay and lesbian town.

Okay, maybe we could look at like Google Earth. Most famous gay person. Oh. How about the Jovials? Bon Jovi? Jovians? The Jovians. Got lesbians and you got Jovians.

Is Bon Jovi gay? Sure. Yeah, I think Bon Jovi's gay. Don't look it up. He's gay was bon he's still alive yeah bon jovi is gay um you know i can so the jovians jovians yeah so uh to all of our jovian fans you know and our lesbian. And our lesbian fans. And our bisexual fans. And our bisexual.

Which they just get the boring kind of very scientific term. Bi meaning two, sexual. They don't have a term. So. They don't have a term either. You know? The. Who's.

Is there a famous bisexual place or bisexual person? Phoebe Bridgers is bisexual. Phoebe-ian, anyway. To our Jovian fans, to our lesbian fans, and to our... Bisexual fans, our pansexual fans. And everything else under the sun. Our transgender fans. Yes. Our our cis fans i don't want to leave them out don't leave the sissy the sissies out oh i like that yeah yeah sissies

well you where all my sissies at hey sissies uh anyway you're all accepted here in the super mega community even if you're jovian even if yeah you're jovie a jovial jovian yeah if you're Jovian. Even if, yeah, you're Jovi. A jovial Jovian. Yeah, if you're young and spry and homosexual, you're a jovial Jovian. I like it, dude. I think we've done a lot for the queer community today. Do you think we're going to see this on a maybe urban dictionary? Which is only the first step to be in Webster's dictionary, which is then the next step to get in Oxford's dictionary.

Dude, Jovian might be the word of the year. Maybe not this year. Maybe not next year, but... Penned by YouTube content creators Matt Watson and Ryan McGee. I mean, we would go down in queer history. I kind of like the ring of that. I like that a lot, too. Okay. Just two straight dudes. We could go down in queer history.

After fucking Bon Jovi. Well, he is gay, so. Anyway, enough about lesbians and Jovians. My chest is feeling much better. I was about to say, are you still like fucking sweating from that banana? No, I mean, I am. I am. I'm sweating from the monkey suit.

But, you know, I think it's about time you and I, you know, maybe wrap this thing up and go check out some pictures of some monkey. You know what I'm saying? You know, go hit Hollywood, get a little monkey. Go in the bathroom, look at some monkey. Yeah, dude, let's go in the bathroom together and look at some monkey you know what i'm saying you know go go go hit hollywood get a little monkey go in the bathroom look at some monkey yeah dude let's go in the bathroom together and look at some monkey okay just imagine like luke is at his desk you and i going into the bathroom together looking at pictures of monkey on my phone like let's yeah i mean it's it's yeah it's just it's a joke

it doesn't have to be funny okay Okay, well, by the way, there's also this cool thing that we do called The After Show, which is just more of this podcast. It's not called The After Show. Whatever it's called. It's called After Hours. After Hours.

Sorry, Super Mega Show After Hours. We have Super Mega Show After Hours on the Patreon, which is just a little bit more of this that you can go enjoy. You can also enjoy the podcast Uncensored If we look any naughty business up And

And Ad free I don't know if in this episode If we should uncensor the monkey pussy Why? For Patreon I don't know about that one The drawn one? The drawn one You about that one the drawn one yeah the drawn one yes you're talking about the drawn

one yeah it's art you're right okay uh then because luke is the one editing monkeys not have pussies monkeys do have pussies monkeys do have monkeys sorry liberal monkeys have pussies monkeys have monkey hey nice anyway oh wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the F is on screen right now? Oh my God, it's a list of names. Who are these people? Who are these people? Well, these people were those who decided to graciously support us during our hiatus,

and we wanted to show some thanks. So the least we could do is give some recognition to these wonderful brave soldiers that's right you are god's strongest soldiers all of you who chose to stay subscribed or support us in general on our patreon during that break as ryan said uh thank you so much and coming soon we're introducing new Patreon tiers. And one of them is a podcast producer tier and the other is executive producer. So we thought we'd just give a little sneak peek of what that looks like by throwing y'all's names up in here. So I really hope you guys are enjoying your names scrolling by right now. If you can find it.

I mean, they're in alphabetical order, right? Well, I mean, I'm putting like half of them in the executive producer one and then half of them in the... So if you don't sit... You should find your name. Yeah, your name is in there. Unless it's missing. Unless it's not in there. What I did was I exported a CSV file of all paying members from September to February.

So everyone should be in there. It should be everyone. And we thank every single one of you. Yeah, we do. No, honestly, for real though, staying subscribed without the promise of any new content really helped us out because rent is very expensive

in the Super Mega Fantasy Factory. Rent must be due. Mm-hmm. I hiccuped and burped a little bit. Wow. I'm always scared you're going to baby barf a little bit, a little spit up. Yeah, why do babies spit up so much,

but like grown-ass adults don't do that? If you want to see Matt's penis, come by the After Hours on Patreon. I'm not showing my penis on the Patreon, but could imagine if adults just spit up this at the same it's only five dollars and matt is gonna show y'all his penis i'm not showing anyone my penis except my dog so go check it out on patreon that's false advertising people already got mad at us that we didn't post the real crystal meth recipe last week do they really get mad yeah people are like where's the crystal meth recipe we tried to

post it but the computer kept something strange kept happening whatever uh that we'll we'll see on the next episode or we'll see on the after hours yeah uh if you're cool we'll see in the after hours uh where we can talk about all the things we can't talk about on uh liberal youtube okay so we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna go do that now anyway it's been it's been great wearing stop it jerky's jerking me off it's it's been great uh chilling here with our monkey suits on slap me some skin one more time, brother. Let's get fucking... Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard

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