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Episode Date: April 8, 2024

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Brand new episode, yes. I wonder what they're going to talk about this time. Are they going to rhyme wonder what they're gonna talk about this time are they gonna rhyme are they gonna talk about monkey? It's up in the air who knows well Ryan toot into microphone That's the biggest one please please please well Matt well Matt talk about something scientific and get it wrong again Will they both talk about a history and get dates very very dates you should know in elementary school Wrong apparently apparently I don't know what string theory is both talk about history and get dates, very, very, dates you should know in elementary school. Wrong, again? Apparently I don't know what string theory is. Apparently.

Who does? Exactly, I'm gonna keep referring to what people say is the multiverse theory as string theory, okay? The multiverse theory sounds like a Marvel movie. Yeah, sounds like some Marvel bullshit. I'm I'm I'm being scientific here. I'm not talking about superheroes. OK, I'm talking about string theory. I know what string theory is.

Just like I know what fashion is. Yes, you do. God damn. Yep. I got the drip. Look at that. And someone just walked straight out of fashion week. Yep. God damn straight off the runway. And I'm I'm going to start a little trend. Yeah. Damn. Someone just walked straight out of fashion week. Yup. God damn straight off the runway.

And I'm going to start a little trend. Yup. It's called the beanie hat. It's not a beanie that's a hat. It's not one piece of clothing. It's putting a beanie over your hat. You know what? There was something different about you I noticed today.

And it was like radiating off but I couldn't put my finger on it. Well, I knew you looked amazing with the clothes but there was something different and also your confidence was so much higher and now I see what it is. It's the beanie over the hat. It is. Do you mind if maybe I ran in the other room

and grabbed a beanie so I could try it out? Sure, sure, I'll wait for you. I mean, if you wanna be the only one with the, with the beanie hat, that's fine. No, no, I think for it to catch on, it would be great if you could. I just don't wanna jack your style. No, I think you could help bring the style

into the music industry. I don't wanna jack. If you'd be an artist and all. Okay, oh, that's a good point, yeah. I am one of the biggest indie artists of the current generation. And rich, one of the more rich You know you have a little your net worth is a little more than that of Billy Eilish richest, okay?

Well, I'm just gonna say it. I mean you want to go help out. Yeah, help a brother I'd love to help a brother studios Keep them keep them entertained, okay? I'm just gonna look up fun facts on Google to entertain y'all. Let's see. Ooh. Okay. These are lame facts. Okay, here are five cool facts. The Eiffel Tower can be 15 centimeters taller during the summer due to thermal expansion, meaning the iron heats up.

The particles gain kinetic energy and take up more space. Huh? Oh, here's another one, here's another one. Um, uh, okay, this one sounds good. What are three random facts? Okay. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. A shrimp's heart is in its head.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. I don't know. I feel like that one's a lie. I definitely watched Babe and wasn't Gordy one too? Isn't Gordy a pig movie? I mean, look, I'm looking up Gordy. All you Gordy heads out there, remember? Yep, yes! Okay. I don't know why, but I had a...

I had my, my babe. I think there was a babe too. Maybe, or maybe I just had babe and Gordy but all you Gordy heads out there represent. I left ample room in there for y'all to represent in any way you saw fit. I gave you enough space and time I think to where you could show off your Gordy swag. If anyone has any Gordy swag out there I'd love to if you if you want to you know send something to the PO box I'm not saying I'm not asking for anything I'm not trying to ask for handouts or anything but if anyone happened to be a part of like the Gordy set and they gave

out t-shirts or something and like your grandfather did that and then you have like a, oh my God, Matt just walked into the room and he is looking fresh, fly, fantastic, philanthropic. Camera couldn't even see it. Pretty fly for a white guy. Funny, but as a, but you're a funny brother. So not like you don't look funny.

You, not funny looking. Yeah. But funny. Yeah. What does everyone think? Oh jeez. Well I got a dark beanie which means that with how dark the background is. Well I think, I think, you know, here's the thing that's good though. For the video listeners and the audio listeners, like the video watchers, unfortunately, but for the listeners of the podcast, they can use their imagination and they can picture. And they don't have to worry about it getting lost in the background of a video.

They see you in their heads if they can pick, if they're, you know, of the select people, I guess not select, if they're the majority of people that can picture things inside of their noggins. That's gotta be most people. Because apparently some people can't. Affantasia is what it's called, and I cannot imagine not being able to see things or hear things in your head.

What a cruel world it would truly be. We would never be able to create super mego if we had affantasia. No. You know? We wouldn never be able to create Super Mech if we had aphantasia. No. You know? We wouldn't be able to picture all the funny jokes and goofs and gaffs and the logo. I have a question real quick. Yeah, later on. Your grandparents were a part of some significant event like I'm sure the Vietnam War maybe? Yeah. Or like World War two or something. Yes. I was just wondering if Perchance, you know, they were just following orders. No, no, no

I was just gonna ask if you had any relatives that might have been a part of the set that oh shot and filmed Gordy if they had any Set swag. Yeah, I was just kidding um It's funny you say that because my grandparents met on the set of Gordy really isn't that crazy work Yeah on Gordy my grandpa was best boy and My grandma he played best boy. No, that's it. That's a real a position Yeah, if you look at my credit, we do I don't know if you look in movie credits. You'll see best boy is always in there Tucker said it's it's someone who helps with would he explained it to me, and it seems like it's just someone that helps with

a Best boy, I just looked it up. Yeah, Google best boy Okay, a best boy is the assistant to either the gaffer or key grip on set. This means that there are two types of best boys. One for electric, in parentheses, gaffer, end parentheses, and one for lightning slash rigging. Wow. Key grip, in parentheses, end parentheses.

Interesting. As the assistants, they are effectively the foremen for their respective departments. And Tucker told me they're called best boy because back then they'd go get get me get me the best Boy in in here and they would send him the best boy the director would say get me the best boy Give me the best man for the job. Maybe well They see I don't know why it's not called best man in the credits because best boy implies. It's a young boy It's just like a little boy with a ball haircut and overalls best boy young boy. It's just like a little boy with a bowl haircut and overalls. Best boy. Good job. He's like has rosy red cheeks. Yeah. I was the best boy on set. Every set they've got a little boy with a with a big spiral lollipop and a propeller.

Yeah, it's like that's the best boy. No, but my grandparents met on the set. Well, so that's funny you bring that up. So you think that they might have like set merch I just kind of panhandle to the audience about maybe One of their relatives worked on the set of Gordy they do and that you know they could in you know in the PO box Send me some Gordy merchandise. Yeah, I'm a because I'm a big Gordy I know you're a Gordy head, but but yeah, they they do but not as much as a babe head I do love babe, but how can you not?

Oink oink. Did you see babe too? Of course I saw babe too. Was it like pig in the city or something like that? Big pig in the big city. But they do have some Gordy merch, but it's like a family heirloom at this point. They passed it down to my mom, and then my mom passed it down to, point. They passed it down to my mom,

and then my mom passed it down to, well, my mom passed it down to my sister, which kinda pisses me off instead of me. I'm like, well, why don't I get it? I'm the one that's in the entertainment industry, kind of, sort of. So why don't I get the fucking Gordie shirt? And then if anything happened to you,

you could make it so like, it's a life insurance policy or will type of setup. You could be my beneficiary. Yes. For Gordie, the Gordie merch, the AeroLine. And I'm not saying I would wish your downfall or death or anything like that or like, you know, vegetate, like vegetative state. Sure. I wouldn't wish anything like that upon you. But if that were to happen, I would then be the one to get the Gordie merch. Yeah, I'm fine with that. Yeah, well it's just a matter of fact thing. I'm not trying to make plans for the future.

I can probably talk my sister into maybe giving it to me. You know it's funny because my mom passed it down, but I thought to pass something down usually it's when you pass away, but no my mom just, my mom almost didn't want it and she gave it to my sister. Why wouldn't you want it? My sister has it on display it or in her in her house in Texas? So I don't know why I threw in where my sister lives

But you can believe it. I mean it's a whole it's a state so yeah, but the people people are crazy My sister lives in Texas Austin, Texas sure Houston, Texas or Dallas. Houston, Texas. Or Dallas, which one? There's only three. There's only three choices, guys. Or Clearwater, Texas.

Is that a place? I don't know. No, that's Florida. Clearwater, Florida. I bet they've got some Clearwater. We picked up Rock Tracking. Uh, but yeah, my grandpa was actually part of some historic events. World War II?

He went over to Japan, right? He fought in Iwo Jima. The Battle of Iwo Jima, which is not in Japan, it's an island in the Pacific that Japan was like, This is ours! Whose is it now? Japan, so I guess it is Japan. So, you know but yeah it's just a goofy little island that my grandpa went and then was scared of

fireworks afterwards do you think that was like their consolation prize like the US like like everyone like got together and was like you know at least let them have Iwo Jima wait we won the battle of Iwo Jima the good old boys won so why why is it Japan I That's what I'm saying, like after everything that happened. They're just like, yeah you guys can just have it. We feel bad about everything that happened. Why don't you just, why don't you take it? It's a horrible island from what I read.

It's a horrible island. No, I read that it's like just hell. It's a horrible island. Like it's just muddy and just awful. There's like a big mountain mound in the middle of it that's just like this nasty dirt pile essentially. But that's what I've seen. I might be completely off base.

Sounds like you just described a hill. It's a, well that's where the soldiers did the picture where they're putting the big flag up. They did, well, you know, the fake picture, fake news. Yeah, they, when I first time I found that out that really pissed me off man wasn't there like the Clint Eastwood directed movie about Them putting the flag up there and all that that sounds like a movie Clint Eastwood would direct right is it uh? Did he direct Iwo Jima? I don't know hold up. What is that movie called? He uh?

Clint Clint Eastwood is is probably the greatest director that I've ever had the privilege of Getting a back massage from letters Letters to Iwo Jima from from Iwo Jima and oh he directed that in 2006 wait no this is did he direct that? Why does it pop up hold up I just want to see like he starred in it as the main character didn't star in it Clint was the big sexy hunk in that movie cast how about cast show me direct

I hate this it's gonna make it flat he did I think he directed flag of our fathers he loves America man I just wanted to see if he did letters you can't fault him for for love in the States you know director Clint Eastwood it came out in 2006 and I believe he also directed flag of our fathers which came out in 2006 so he was a busy boy it was almost like a our side their side it feels like you know like what like a two-par their side, it feels like. Like a two parter before the two parter thing was flags. Flag of our father.

More like. Ryan Felipe was in this. Oh yeah, love Ryan Felipe. And it was directed by Clint Eastwood. I know, I was there. Yeah, in 2006. He wrote that, I was 10 years old, yeah. He wrote that story

about my grandfather's time in Iwo Jima. What's your what's your what's your grandfather do in Iwo Jima? Kicked ass and took names. Dude he he kicked ass and chewed bubblegum. Duke Nukem reference. My grandpa probably slaughtered some men and then Self-defense of course I mean he was on their land exactly who wasn't on anybody else's land Well, I guess you know whose land was it well. It wasn't really theirs No, I mean now it is but own land you know I guess he wasn't really an e would you was he any would you man? Yeah, he said he was like he fought in that battle, the one where they raised the flag afterwards. Are you sure he didn't just say,

he wasn't just hiding in the boat? What if, what if, what if he was just afraid of fireworks and was really embarrassed by that fact, so he tells everyone that he fought in war and he has PTSD from war. So every time he hears fireworks, he dives under his desk and everyone thinks it's because he's a war hero, but really he's just. I was really right big pussy. He's just a big pussy, baby. He didn't fight no war Does he have the pictures to prove it?

I don't know pro footage to prove it probably go pro you will gm a 4k Fucking he hid in the boat just hiding behind like a seat in the boat like oh Well that scene from Saving Private Ryan. Oh my God where it just opens up and everyone just gets mowed down And they they sent those guys in like knowing I know it's a battle I just want to you know I'm not I'm just saying it. We're talking about boats during World War two I thought it would be appropriate. It's the boats they send up on the beach and then the front goes, at Normandy.

Guess what we did at Normandy. What did we do? Stormed it. We stormed it. Yeah, we did. And guess who won? We did. Yeah, America wins all battles and wars

that she takes part in. World War II, World War I, Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan. The United States is almost like that third party, like if there's a fist fight going on in school, it's that friend that's circling the fight, looking to get a good back of the head punch in. That's a good way to describe it. I mean, we were isolation.

We were trying to be kind of, you know, not our problem. With World War II? I think so. And then Japan was like, why don't you guys come on and join the party? Classic robot chicken little bit where the US is like, that is not my problem.

And then the Japanese kid in class comes over and knocks over as a milkshake and then he goes now. It's my problem Classic classic robot chicken love do my little airing. Yeah, I don't are they still making new episodes of robot chicken I'm gonna dude. I was so I loved robot chicken when I was in like sixth grade I was so fucking inspired by that show. Like it made me wanna make claymation. Actually, if you go on my old YouTube channel, Format24, and sort by oldest, the very first video I ever uploaded to Format24

is a stop motion video I made with Play-Doh, and that was directly inspired by Robot Chicken. Their last season looks to have aired in 2021. So you're telling me that Robot Chicken has... Yeah, 2001 to 2022. Wow, I didn't know they started in 2001. Yeah. Wow. It was a response to 9-11. Yeah. They're not gonna take joy from the American people and Robot Chicken provided that joy robot chicken brought you know after 9-eleven the nation was fucking broken into a million pieces and you know what robot chicken did it glued all those little pieces back together January 1st 2001 but they

they've you know they they got the date wrong on Wikipedia it was actually January 1st 2002 was IMDb but it's the International Movie Database. Well, they always get things wrong. I mean, and they had me as a director of Markiplier's mini-montages. You did a great job directing those. Thank you. I worked really hard. Seeing you in that chair with the megaphone

really barking orders, you really got it done. I don't know if those sketches, or those, sorry, mini-montages would have been complete without director Watson at the helm. You know At the end of our lives when these are the days of our lives. Yes, they are When when we look back at our lives or when when anyone looks back at our lives I don't want to be remembered for super mega I don't want to be remembered for the the sketches actually I just want to be remembered for markiplier's mini montage and you

will buddy well you will too Ryan you're in it too well yeah I don't classic markiplier video Homer Simpson is there no word marks wrestling you on a bed and you're in like a popcorn suit that might be part of the mini montage No, remember it's a sketch about popcorn. Do we ever? Are you sure that wasn't just there's a whole sketch about popcorn? We made with mark a plus a whole sketch about pop you wrote it Because I cut no when we worked for mark. I remember mark told you he was like Ryan can you write me one sketch a week?

And you were like, okay, and then you were like, I don't know what to write. And you wrote like, you wrote a popcorn sketch. I think it's called Popcorn, the Popcorn Sketch. Let's look this up. I don't have my phone, but it's, well the computer that we use to pull things up is not plugged in or recording, but wouldn't it be awesome to watch it?

Yeah, it's just called popcorn. Popcorn, yeah. Why do I remember y'all... Oh, there's the clip y'all wrestling on the bed together. Wait. He's eating the popcorn. Oh yeah, Luke? Luke, put the clip over so everyone can see what's going on at the same time

Hey, I just want to let you know that that fog was not actually there in real life when I was on market players bed Wrestling around I was wearing the Frick snapback Daniel gave me. The Frick, oh dude, do you still have that? I think so, it's somewhere at my place. I miss your snapback face. Hey come on, you look good. With my buzzed head and my snapbacks. Mm-hmm, and those sunglasses that were like

the plastic ones that kinda had, they weren't square but they were. Aviator-ish. They were just, they were shaped like that. It's just like a rounded square that is a little, you know, more narrow. Your average rounded square. Exactly.

But yeah, Markiplier's mini montage and popcorn and dough. Some of the, that's what I wanna be remembered for, those videos. See, I wanna be remembered for our Team Edge obstacle courses. What about the Team Edge video where we uh... I don't want that to sound like a slight as well. Like I can see people reading in between the lines.

Oh yeah. I legitimately had fun on those obstacle courses because who wouldn't? I mean dude, Matthias rented like a children's jump castle obstacle course for the day in his backyard and we got to play in it. What's not to love about that? And we got to go in his garage? I don't want to talk about what happened in the garage though. Luke, but no this isn't a slight to Markiplier or Team Edge.

Those are just some videos from a very weird time in our lives. A very like white noise era of my life. Yeah. Like, bee! Very much so. You know? And you can see it in the Markiplier update videos when we're sitting with him.

You can really see the ringing white noise, especially on your face. Well, believe it or not, I was not having a good time. You were not. I don't think any of us were having a great time. Well believe it or not, I was not having a good time. You were not. I don't think any of us were having a great time. Well Mark was having a blast. Mark was having a great time. He took us to Disney World so many times. He did, and you know when Markiplier took Matt and Ryan from Supermega to Disney World.

Multiple times. We got the Markiplier treatment, alright. They took us through all the back tunnels and stuff. Hey, we got to see the tunnels under Disney World, the one that everyone talks about, that's, did you know they have tunnels? We got to go in there. Not only that, but Matt and I got to switch off

piggyback rides with the tour guide. Mark ordered them to do that and ordered us to do it as well because I needed to walk more. I was trying to lose weight at the time yeah but I still I didn't want to complain about it didn't hurt at the end of the day yeah that was nice I didn't want to complain but I did feel back to the tour guide was she was a big fan of Mark yeah and she wasn't gonna say no also she was not strong and I could tell that was really putting a lot of strain on her back and her legs. And even, I think she did throw out her back when she was, when Mark made her carry you and me

at the same time. She threw out her back and then Mark still made her, for the rest of the day, carry. Sorry, we were talking about kind of specific, again, we don't want people to misconstrue, this is us talking negatively. I personally think it's a it was a it Was a good thing mark stood up for his friends in that time so that we could enjoy ourselves at Disneyland

And you know I think throughout history you see that for someone else's joy there has to be a little bit of pain on another's end Yes, and I You know what was the greatest experience of both of our lives was when Markiplier took us to Disneyland, but he didn't just take us, he took PewDiePie. Jacksepticeye. Yeah, that's right, there's pictures of me and Ryan

on the Cars ride at Disneyland with PewDiePie and the Jacksepticeye, those are out there somewhere. You know, and when we were on the precipice of that roller coaster, as it was clicking up and we reached the top, I saw the sun and I looked over and I saw you and I looked forward and I see Jack and PewDiePie and Mark and I go, it's never gonna get better than this this and then when I came down and got off the ride I think I I

think I came to terms with that fact that life was never going to get better than that being with those boys at Disneyland is probably the yeah it's symbolic it you know you're at the, you're at the very top. Tower of Terror? Nothing like it. Dude, Tower of Terror, man. More like Guardians of the Galaxy. They changed it to be Guardians of the Galaxy, which is bullshit. It is bullshit. They should change it back. I think they should too. Guardians of the Galaxy, who gives a fuck about that stupid franchise?

Well, it's the best Marvel franchise, I think, probably. Like in terms of like the, its own separate thing aside from the general. I'm just kidding! Just kidding guys! I'm just making jokes! Marvel fans would, would eat me alive. But it doesn't have that classic vibe anymore. It like, Disney's always been, you know, the most.

I mean, what they they changed the alien ride to the Stitch ride or whatever. And I forgave that as a kid because I was scared to death of the alien ride. In fact, when I when I was a child, I went on the alien ride, was scared of it, tried to run out of it. I couldn't because, you know, you're you're kind of just in. And then later on, we go again at some other point when the Stitch Ride is in place,

and I go inside the Stitch Ride and I'm like, this feels familiar. And I sit down, I get strapped, you know, I'm all strapped in ready for it, and I look around the environment, I'm like, this is the alien ride. I had thought for some reason that like the Disney employees put up Stitch stuff to trick me into going into it.

Specifically you. All right guys, next week that kid's coming back. And we wanna scare him good this time. Last time he closed his eyes and cried and refused to open them. We're gonna make sure he sees this motherfucker this time. He loves Stitch, he loves Lilo and Stitch. So we're gonna're gonna make sure they're, he sees this motherfucker this time. He loves Stitch. He loves Lilo and Stitch.

So we're gonna coax him into the ride, give him a false sense of security, and then rip it away. It was, that was probably my first like foray into like a PTSD like flashback of like, this feels familiar. That probably. Oh no, oh no, oh no. You probably experienced the same feeling

my grandpa would feel when he heard fireworks. Exactly. You know, probably pretty similar. Except I think there's more cause for concern because aliens are scary. Yeah. And he has a gun and it seems it's an equal playing field. I don't have a gun.

I don't get why he was even scared fighting in that battle at all because he has a gun, know did he have the Lord on his side? Yes Did you have the Lord when you were in the fucking alien ride? No, he had a bandage most certainly did not have the Lord on their side in World War two I don't believe in God they were very mean to the people who did the Japanese did some pretty fucked up shit like on par with with the Nazis they had like human experimentation labs but we'll get we'll get into this one in the in super mega jr. the that

that we renamed the after hours to super mega show you may rename it again who knows probably not though I like super mega jr. I like super mega jr. a lot it's pretty cool and the only way to get access is to subscribe to the patreon which maybe by this point that this podcast comes out, we also have, it is the tier set up and everything now. Because we mentioned in the past how we're introducing two new tiers.

It's already known that we're introducing a sticker club tier and then like an executive producer tier. That's right. And the sticker club tier is kind of like the, I would say the one that I'm, It's the best. Yeah. Because you get, Executive producers are cool too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. you get all of the content

Everything on the patreon, but you also get stickers every month in the mail and they're good Stickers a bigger sticker like a bumper stick yeah, and then you also get podcast Producer credit which at the end of this episode you guys will see hopefully Yes, okay. Well. It's out by now. you guys will see hopefully yes okay it's out by now you guys will see the maybe your name if you're a if you're a producer can be pretty cool but uh enough about that sorry we had to do some self promo guys you know the funny brothers just money-grubbing no speaking of money grubbing we'll be right back

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It's a little gaggle of silly hats. You know, I feel like to celebrate, because this is the fifth episode of Super Mega Show, we should do some silly hats. What happened with the, you didn't like the beanie hat thing? Oh, the beanie hat. It's great, the beanie hat is great. I just wanted to mix it up, you know?

It's like, I wanted to try something new that's why dude we got silly hats you know what's not to love about silly hat we have silly hats hey you've still got the beanie hat dude why it's fine dude whatever it's whatever I mean if you want to put on a silly hat you can put on a see I mean on the schedule on the like trout on the schedule on the Trello last night, we wrote down that we were gonna do silly hats today. So just one, you know, it's like you knew about this. It was planned. Maybe today isn't the best day to unveil your new fashionista shit when you knew that we were gonna do silly hats.

Fashionista shit after you after you gave me such compliments in the beginning of the podcast then oh you're going back on those statements and backstabbing me to when it benefits you let's let's let's let's chill and let's let's restart okay I'm already wearing this silly hat no no no let's let's redo it hey Ryan what you got there buddy in my lap I have a collection of silly hats. No way! That's right silly hats. We had it on the Trello for so long. I know. I must have missed it or something. Okay well, silly hats! Ryan is there a silly hat you want to try on? I've got all sorts of silly hats on my lap. Oh lord I do like this jingling one. Oh, it doesn't jingle?

That's the one I was gonna go for, but it's fine. No, no, no, it's fine. No, no, no, I can, what is this? That's from our clown costume. Our wrinkly clown costume. It looks pretty good on you. Looks like a real hat like an older lady would wear. Like I could see like a 70 to 80 year old woman wearing that out.

You know? Still doing the... So I think still with the beanie on this hat looks fine. It almost improves it. No I agree dude I think that the beanie plus hat combination... See it doesn't just have to be like a baseball cap or a dad cap or something. It can be any hat. I think it looks good. You all right? Just drop it.

What silly hat are you gonna wear, potentially? Oh man. You already got me to not wear this one. I do like this one a lot. I didn't get you to not wear it. I just said it was the one that I was gonna go for so I'm gonna try it on whoa Wait what it lights up doesn't hold up. There's a ooh

No effing way, dude. I didn't know it lit up on the sick That's sick nasty you like it You want to try a different hat yeah try another silly hat try this man I feel bad for audio listeners right now. They don't get to see these fucking silly hats But you guys in your imagination could imagine the silliest hat in the world I like this one more that looks really good. I like this one a lot Good you can you can wear it. I wasn't planning on that's the one hat I wasn't planning on putting on. One might say it looks even better

With the beanie so because it doesn't blend with my with my hair. Blends with the background though So I don't know how well people are gonna be able to see it unfortunately. You know what I can do actually The green screen. Rotoscope it out and change the color correction so people can see it alright look I'm gonna need you to rotoscope around Ryan every frame just the hat how about uh I got an idea watch this ok Matt's getting up he's shuffling around to behind us oh I think he's got the Elgato green screen the streamer screen To get it up. Yeah, I'm getting it up Ryan Okay, how's that?

That's good Now you can see the hat now you can see the hat nice and Chris crystal clear Now I hope people are responsible and don't I hope people are responsible and don't make a mockery of me with this screen. With the green screen? Yeah. We can make sure they don't because from the second I pull it up, Luke can replace the green with a different background. Yeah.

So there's no green screen for people to take advantage of. What do you think Luke's going to do? Maybe Luke's going to take advantage of it. Yeah could do that Maybe Luke's gonna take advantage of it Yeah, but at least we can semi trust Luke. You know send my oh Do you have voice crack? my voice has been cracking like crazy Ryan and You want to know why? You're taking testosterone. You really just spoil it like that. I

You wanna know why? You're taking testosterone? You really just spoil it like that. Ha ha ha ha ha! I was gonna lead into it, do a whole thing. You wanna drum roll? I was gonna do a whole, yeah, drum roll, do it again. Okay. And put a drum roll this time.

Matt has a lack of natural testosterone. Like maybe. Yep, yeah, so all of you redditors and YouTube comments and kids on 4chan who have called me a soy boy better be quaking in fear at this very moment well they called me a soy boy and I guess technically they were right because you know cuz not anymore because you're not anymore you know in fact tomorrow morning I'm getting an injection in my hip for testosterone my second my second testosterone shot me and a trans men have a lot in common we get weekly testosterone shots okay so

you kind of actually that's about the only thing you have in common in good looks well it's dependent on the person the person. I actually don't know if trans men get testosterone shots every week, but maybe I get more than them, ha ha! Well, you need more. So yeah, I got my blood tested for testosterone. Well, I got a new doctor, and the doctor just did like a big blood work panel overall just to be like, let's see how healthy you are Matthew. And everything looked fucking peachy keen, except he's like, testosterone is awfully

low. I need you to come back in and we'll draw some more blood and we need to get some real testosterone results. So I come back in, they steal my blood, and then I get a, the doctor texts me and is like, are you around for a phone call? The doctor needs to speak to you. And usually they just text me results or whatever, so I'm like, fuck, the doctor needs to speak to me, that's not good, you know? It's usually, when the doctor needs to speak to you, it's rarely good. So he speaks to me, and basically,

there's this one, the testosterone, the average range, like the normal range, the lowest end of that is nine, and the highest end is 26. So there's a number, and you want it to be between nine and 26. I was one, so almost no testosterone in my body. Really they didn't have to run the test,

the doctors just really took one good look at you and had to come up with a way to not embarrass you. Yeah, we ran a bunch of blood tests. Yeah, you're one. Oh Hey, oh That was anti-climactic. Does it still it still helps with my hat? Yeah, the green screen tipped over but it uh, it was caught Yeah, it looks good. It's covering up this the the sign if you notice though. Yeah, I'm sure that's fine And it will now there's a big big, there's light on the green screen, so Luke is gonna have to do extra hard chroma key work

to chroma key the new shade of green out. But yeah, I have incredibly low testosterone. You know, I'm really putting myself in a vulnerable spot by sharing this information on the podcast for the whole internet. And you're being applauded by the by the world at large. Not for having low testosterone, but for being brave. Sure. Yeah, but yeah now now all those kids on 4chan and stuff can make fun of me for

not being a man they can post a picture of me with bleached hair and say wow this is the typical California male, no testosterone. One testosterone? Pussy. Yeah, or waiter, I'd like one testosterone, please. And then you come out. Dude, but yeah, I got the first shot. It's an injection in my hip. So now I'm getting weekly testosterone shots so I can have my testosterone higher. Will it make you like look more manly? I don't know but they said that you know side effects Not to say that you don't you don't you already look you're already like you know you have your dad's blood in you your dad's the most manly man that's ever existed

You gotta find it on a separate podcast, I just wanna get this out there, because it's an idea I had, if any other podcast. He's the most manly man that ever manned. Come on. Sorry, I had to get that out there. It was in my head, and I know it's not particularly our tone, I guess, but. That's really good.

But yeah, they went over side effects of me. They said that it's basically gonna be like second puberty so my voice is cracking like crazy and gonna change and and also I two days ago I broke out in a rash all over my face where it's like dry and it burns and I don't know if you can even see it on the podcast but it's kind of like red splotches around my face very self-conscious guys, please don't make fun of it and They said I could get acne and they said my hair could fall out. So.

Could. Yeah, I mean testosterone makes you bald. Did you know that? Yeah. Are you making the joke that my hair's already falling out? No, and now- Inquisitive young Watson. That one was when they told me that, I was like, I don't need testosterone.

I'm getting by fine. You got your charming good looks already. You don't need testosterone to help that. What does testosterone truly do for you, Matt? Other than give you rashes, acne, and make your hair fall out? They said it would increase my mood and my energy level. Okay. And, uh...

You have been in a bad mood lately. Every time I walk into the office, you go, piss off, McGee! I mean... And it kind of makes me upset, but I know that's just the fact that you have low testosterone, that you're... that you're... that you're acting out in this way. But I haven't done it all week, have I? I'm just aff... No, you haven't, but I'm afraid that it's gonna kind of- the opposite side of the coin, you're starting- you're gonna start

Taking it out physically on me. Well, no I won't. Because now you can't- you know, you have more than words, you're gonna have muscle and brawn on your side. Yeah, but I'm not gonna be angry. Because I will have hair on your chest, might I add. Has any more hair grown on your chest? Yeah, all around my nipple ooh you guys remember when I was a skeleton not anymore oh like that like that nipple that is a nipple if you zoomed into that nipple and

then no one knew if it was like a getting thumbnail shots a male or female nipple and some thumbnail shots for Luke are we gonna have to censor female nipple? You know some thumbnail shots for Luke? Are we gonna have to censor that nipple out? Are male nipples okay? Yeah, male nipples are fine. But female nipples aren't. If Luke zoomed in all the way on the nipple, maybe we'd get in trouble because you wouldn't know. Hey man But with the amount of testosterone I have, who's to say? Yeah, exactly. You know? Well, I'd say it's man's nipple then, because you're taking your testosterone

like a responsible boy. Man. Thank you. You're the best man now. You know, yes, that's a nice callback. Things are gonna change around here though, Ryan. Things are gonna be a lot different once I start getting more testosterone shots.

Once my T-levels are higher, if you piss me off. I'm gonna go to pound Town and not the fun one. Maybe. Maybe the fun one. I mean it makes you hornier, that's a side effect zone. Yeah, and I'm always for helping a brother out. Help a brother studios. That's another callback! Yeah, it's the same exact joke.

See now that has to be a sticker for sticker club, the logo. Help a brother studios. Come on, it's great, it's asking for it. Do you guys want it? I know they do, but odds are you have to, on your next outing, wear a Worn a Brother T-shirt. If you see a cop wearing a brother, that shirt.

Yeah. T-shirt if you see a cop or brother that shirt yeah Walking around Los Angeles as a as a as a tall frail white man wearing a if you see a cop worn a brother shirt Ten three two one six oh cop Warner Brothers shirt. 10. 3, 2, 1, 6. I don't have to do it thank God. It's a slick shirt though it looks good and I would have looked great in it. You would have. Here's a Photoshop rendering of what Matt would look like in that t-shirt. There we go. Thank you Luke. That's what I would look like if I had the Warner Brothers shirt on. Luke you may need to train a little more in Photoshop. But I think it passes. Here's a Photoshop I did of me wearing

the Warner Brothers shirt. So now, Luke, it puts the pressure on you. Maybe you want yours to look better than that. Put them side by side. It's gonna be hard. Matt's an intellectual. Thank you. And a graphic designer.

I'm an intellect. are you taking back intellectual and replacing it with graphic design? No, it's like an added like plus, you know, like the plus sign this. Thank you. And then like plus X plus Y because I don't know the other variables, you know. Z.

Well, I do know a lot of positives about you. I just, you know. I gotta say, I do love graphic design. Graphic design is my passion. Hey, remember that one? You remember the meme? Graph graphic design is my passion hey remember that one you remember the meme Graphic design is my passion it really is it is a passion Used in an ad too or something like that right I didn't keep it in oh you didn't know I didn't think it was very funny It was funny. I laughed at it or maybe I did I think it was on a patreon update video where I say graphic design

I did keep it in it's in the it's in the Patreon update video. Yes. Yes. Yeah. But I just got you locked in this noggin all the time. I'm thinking of Matt 24-7. And I'm thinking of McGee 24-7, you know? More McGee for me. You're living rent-free in my head. Rent-free McGee. I'm not asking for rent, know so it's it's it's welcome. I'm not I'm not charging rent in my head either so you're just you're you're up in the in the penthouse you know. Floating on clouds. Yeah living it up. When you're working out at Planet Fitness it's a judgment-free zone so you

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Like the one like you know Taylor Swift owns. What are some other celebrities who own jets? Oh a lot of them Tyler Perry Tyler Perry. Well Tyler Perry sold his jet to Kenneth Well, Tyler Perry sold his jet to Kenneth Copelston. Who's the mega church pastor that's real creepy? He's the televangelist, Kenneth Copeland. Tyler Perry sold his and when he was confronted about, you know, you're a pastor, why do you need to buy a private jet?

He said, Tyler Perry sold it to me for such a good price I just couldn't help it. There's no way I could have said no. So, some YouTubers have private jets, don't they? Does Hassan have a private jet? I don't think they own private jets. No, a lot of rich people- Hassan's been on a private jet. I know, I saw a fight in pictures. And you didn't fucking invite us which piss me the fuck off But a lot of a lot of rich people will just pay to fly on a private jet You know as like their travel very expensive look if I was a Millionaire I'd probably do it. I'd get I'd get a private jet that specifically

Would make you know has a bed so I could just lay down and sleep and put my legs up and I'm not you know for my back. How much do you think a private jet trip from LA to Tokyo costs? Because we want to do more Japan vlogs but your back issues make traveling very difficult because you know a 12-hour flight. I'm gonna guess anywhere between 60 to 100 that's pretty much what I was gonna say yeah I was gonna say 50 to 100 look it up private jet but a lot of rich celebrities have their own private jets Elon Musk and if you tweet about the private jets publicly available location he'll ban you who else? Book a private jet at Jetlux. The Van Nuys airport is where everyone's private jet flies in and out of so if you uh I think it's an Instagram

account that tracks celebrity jets and they're always flying into the Van Nuys airport. The Kardashians have a private jet, I think. Starting at $2k an hour for principal aviation? So that's $24k? That's chump change for rich YouTubers like us. Exactly. No, we, um, at the moment, uh, appreciate the support on Patreon because, uh, we've, we've been paying back the IRS. One buck at a time.

And we've been very responsible with saving for taxes. So yeah. Our business was. We're not, uh, we're not multi-billionairesaires like we used to be we're only multi millionaires in the hundred thousand range in it I'm at a hundred million range. Yeah, I meant to say you were saying hundred thousand is we're not that embarrassingly low. Yeah, no Yeah, I would I don't know what I would do if I if I hit only six figures in my bank account a Tear would come to my eye and I'd go it's truly over. Mm-hmm. You know, honestly, I Would love to have six figures in my bank account

I would scream and shout and let it all out jump for joy and let it all out and shout and let it all out Is that a real song? I was just singing along Why aren't you focused on the giggles? and let it all out. Is that a real song? I was just singing along. Why aren't you focused on the giggles? You gotta get your funny up to get the money up. Holy shit. Get your money up, not your funny up. That's great. Although I go by the opposite.

Get your funny up, not your money up. Dude, getting the giggles, getting our audience to giggle is a million times more important than getting money, you know? Stacking paper is down here. And unfortunately, I tried to show my landlord the positive comments y'all leave on the videos and say, isn't this payment enough? He wouldn't accept it.

But I think it's a good form of currency. Laughter. They use it in Monsters, Inc. Yeah, happiness. I mean, laughter brings happiness. So essentially what we're doing is so much more valuable than cash, than money. The Bible says money is the root of all evil. But is laughter?

I'd like to pay for a meal one time with a joke, see if that'll slide. Say, hey waiter, if I can make you laugh the meals free how about that no I'm gonna try that every time I go out to eat please tell me you have the money to pay for this meal not okay okay okay you're good you go. Oh of course. I have the money to pay for this meal wait not and He'll laugh so hard. All right you little rapscallion. I love borat. Yes, a But then I find out if he only laughed because he thought it was a borat reference

I'd feel very bad because then he's not actually laughing at me or my joke Yeah, he's laughing at a caricature of like a foreigner, I guess it actually is. It's almost like, you know, that weird in between that Dave Chappelle found himself in when he was making the Chappelle show of who was the comedy made for, who was laughing at the comedy.

He felt good when the comedy was hitting the right audience, but when he saw a certain audience laugh at certain jokes that he didn't, you know, it made him uncomfortable. Because he's like, am I just creating a caricature of my race? For these people to enjoy? Yeah.

But he's a millionaire, so who cares? He has a private jet. Does he? I don't know. I haven't really, you can tell my like Dave Chappelle lore really just kind of goes from like maybe when I was in middle and high school. That's kind of like when I remember him being like big and I remember he's like he turned down Comedy Central, went to Africa and.

He did? I think so. He did like a like kind of what, oh what's his name? What Malcolm X did, right? Malcolm X did like a trip to find himself. Dave Chappelle and Malcolm X are kind of one of the same. They both used words to fight power. Got brother Malcolm and brother Dave, you know?

So. Brother Chappelle. Brother Chappelle, yeah. I would love a Malcolm X movie where Dave Chappelle plays Malcolm X I think that that would be a big hit what you think that's a bad idea I mean I could see it you know I mean they'll make a movie about the they've already made a Malcolm X movie with Denzel Washington Yeah, it's kind of hard to to beat Denzel and I've seen half of it. It was really good Only half yeah, dude. It's like a three-hour movie, and I gotta say I was getting kind of sleepy, so Actually was civil rights bore you no no no not at all it was it was less than half if I'm being honest

I put it on but I'd already watched like two movies. I was I was very I put it on really late at night I was already sleepy, and I said I'll finish this Tomorrow I got busy the next day didn't get around to finishing it and by then my Amazon rental had expired So I would have to repay for it. Maybe we'll watch it for uncle Sleepover. I don't think that's a good Uncle Sleepover movie. What? Haha! Okay. It kind of falls in line with the social network where you're just watching like a decent film with not much to retort with it.

Yeah, that was the that was the problem. The social network was like the only serious film we tried out for Uncle Sleepover, which by the way, Uncle Sleepover is our movie watch-along series on Patreon But basically it just didn't work that well because there's not much to riff on We're just kind of sitting there. I mean there's like a really good dramatic scene. We're just quiet. We're not saying anything It's just like are we supposed to be making jokes right now? And we've made a few jokes we cracked a couple of wise ones, and I've said this before and I'll say it again I think our best episode to date is the taken episode taken Taken was amazing the taking of Pelham one two three, which I think we should watch for Uncle Sleepover

Oh 100% which does have Denzel Washington in it and John Hamm. Yes We definitely need to watch that before John Hamm was big too. Do you do you know what movie you're gonna pick first for Uncle Sleepover? Yeah, but I'm not gonna tell you the first episode back I think you and I should come to agreement on the first movie we come back to, which we already have. Oh, yeah, we have. But then we'll take turns. Sure. And I already, I remember, I like making it a surprise.

I don't like you researching or watching, you know, because some of these films you haven't seen before. Yeah. And some of them I just like to surprise on you. Well, Uncle Sleepover, I guess primarily is just you know we watch either childhood movies or bad movies and sometimes they're one in the same. Yes. And we come to that realization now as adults and go oh no the nostalgia isn't as strong for this as I thought. Come to that realization like during the Uncle Sleepover recording

it's like this is not good. This is not as good as I remember although all spy kids movies were fantastic One two three and three I don't count four whatever with Joel no I like Jessica Alba No, I don't I don't spy kids for all the time in the world hell. No the rebooting spy kids by the way I'm pretty sure it's gonna be like a Netflix original series or something starring the I swear I saw that that that's Carmen Electra That's not her name, dude Electra's the fucking like playboy model from the scary movie Carmen San Diego Carmen San Diego It's not Carmen San Diego very two opposite people Carmen Cortez. Yes, Carmen Cortez, which

Was in machete to do you know her do you know her full name no remember in the movie she says it and it's really long and it's Spanish Rodriguez Cortez mm-hmm is that is that actually what it was or are you just picking Spanish last name it's really long do you remember it no right just put me on the spot and then judge me for not for making things At least, I thought, I don't know. It's really long. Do you remember it? No. Right, just put me on the spot and then judge me for not, for making things up.

You set your best friend up to fail, to look like a fool, even though you yourself are also a fool. I'm not a fool, dude. And you look like one too. Stop! I'm sorry, that was a little. I don't look like a fool.

That was a little much, I get it. It was a lot dude But spy kids yeah, we watched all three spy kids from the sleepover. I love those movies. I would love to uh I'm sitting here. I was about to talk about what movies I want to watch from the sleepover, but you don't want me to do that. I like surprise Also, I like surprise. I like surprise I'll surprise you with it too, so the first movie back, you know it was kind of like a Gotcha oh my god. I pulled a prank that only the video watchers will be oh my god that that

Spiked my heart rate, but now don't you have them? I made Matt think that I was about to pour water on him But there was no water in the cup he took a sip from an empty cup and was about to pour water on him, but there was no water in the cup. He took a sip from an empty cup and then pretended to pour, like throw the rest at me. Wouldn't you say after that you have a grander appreciation for life now? Yes. Because it could have been gone in a moment like that.

I have a much deeper understanding for the absolute gift that life is. God bless us, one and all. God bless us, everyone. I don't know why I said one and all. One and all works. God bless us, one and all. God bless us, everyone. Tiny Tim, little Tim.

You know I played- Teensy-weensy little Tim. I played Teensy Tim's older brother and a Christmas Carol oh The one that's really sad. Do you tell off Scrooge I? Don't remember I was not the uncle is the one the father of Tiny Tim I didn't have that many lines it was I was in like seventh grade and it was a play with some like theater troupe company. And it was a big production,

but I was Tiny Tim's older brother and I did a horrible British accent. Well, you might've been Tiny Tim's older brother and you just might've been Mowgli in the Jungle Book, but dare I say it, have you never starred as Jesus Christ in an interpretive dance for your church? And guess who has? Me! Always one-up me with that one man. My uncle still has that foot... well I don't

know. Dude you gotta get the interpretive. I don't know if he actually... I just remember he was recording. Can you ask? Because if you can locate the footage of you as Jesus Christ as a child doing an interpretive dance, did you create the interpretive dance too? No. But you learned it. I learned it. And I performed it in two services. Wow. Both the New Age service and then the,

I think we performed it in the, what is it, the traditional service. Which is like- Traditional and contemporary. You did both. Oh yeah, baby. Downstairs and first floor. So you're telling me, in front of hundreds of people altogether.

It felt like thousands. Wow. Ryan, I gotta see this footage, how old were you? I wanna say I was in middle school, probably. Oh, I was picturing much younger. Like sixth grade. I was either like in like sixth, it was like youth group stuff, so I'm assuming,

cause I got more heavily into youth group around middle school, early high school, and then stopped late high school. But I stopped because of a breakup I had with my girlfriend. The youth leader. Dude, I need to see this footage. Please hit up your uncle. I'll see what I can do, but I'm no magician. Sometimes I cannot make the magic happen. Dude, every time I, the last like two times I've gone home to visit my family, I go to my dad's place and the Jungle Book DVD is there. The one where it's a

recording of me as Mowgli in the Jungle Book when they darkened me. And it's somewhere there. And I tried it. I'm like, Dad, can you look for it before I get in town? And then when I get in town, you know, he hasn't found it or he hasn't looked for it. And I'm like, I sold things at it. I sold it at a garage sale. I hope he didn't sell it. So somewhere out there is just little Mowgli Matt being watched by, I guess, a guy who wanted to buy a VHS tape of a home recording of the Jungle Book. It's a DVD.

Sorry, DVD. I didn't know they had DVDs when I was in fifth grade. DVD-R or DVD, was it WR? RW. RW. Writable and... Rewritable. No, but- Readable and then writable, readable, rightable no, but rightable and then writable readable Right read read readable and writable and read right read right okay, so

I'm sure there's a dude named to read right who's listening to this right now They said my name But yeah I even also I try to like go into the the attic and like look for the DVD and my dad is always like son Get out of there. Don't go digging around through stuff. He's got something up there. Dude, he's got something in the closet. Because every time I go home, I try to sneak up there.

So he'll be having a family lunch, not without my mom, of course, or not with my mom, of course. Yeah, because they're divorced. They are divorced. They're happily divorced. Rest in peace to that marriage But but it spawned you

And your sister I guess but yeah, who's the winner of the two well speaking of my sister? I'll have her distract my dad and his wife So then I'm sorry my dad and my stepmom So then I can go sneak up to the attic and dig around and I did that last time I dug around Did not find it so It's either real deep in there or Dale Gave it away You know

This reminds me of an artifact that I still actually have at my place the underwater pyramid fuck dude I knew you were gonna say the underwater pyramid It's such a classic days. I'll have to bring it for the the super mega jr I feel like we've talked like 12 times about you eventually getting that out here and us watching I mean I've had it reading it never brought it on set cuz it's such a I mean what you have it in LA Mm-hmm. Oh you showed it to me. That's right. I did It's that it's that white book with the blue spine. You could choose the covering. Mm-hmm. It was such a cool thing I mean not not the book itself because I wrote it when I was a child blank books But yet just basically you would write your book

You know like have to type it out the library had this service for a limited time where you'd send it in and they would Publish it quote- quote unquote for you. It couldn't be long or anything like that. But yeah, so I did get a book published. I got two copies. Damn. So there's two. Two copies exist.

I think one's at my mom's place and then the other one I have here. Or maybe it's at my dad's place. Maybe I had three copies. Who knows? Three copies of The Underwater Pyramid? Yeah, it's no my dad's place. Maybe I had three copies. Shit. Three copies of the underwater pyramid? Yeah, it's no New York Times bestseller, but it just shows that I was a published author, you know, at the age of... I don't know. I forget what year it was.

Seven? I was either in like third or fourth grade, maybe? Back in the 80s. I'd have to check. I mean mean the publishing date should be on there. The copyright date, my ISBN. Dude, my first grade class, my teacher had blank books, so they were hardcover books that were maybe like 20 pages,

but they were just completely blank. And I thought that it was like the coolest thing in the world. I think she made them out of like cardboard and paper. But I made so many books and I have a bunch of them. I actually brought some to LA. I have them in a box at home. Maybe you'll have to bring the underwater pyramid

and I'll bring mine and we can go over them together and share stories. But I didn't know how to spell yet. So I just wrote my stories. I just wrote the first letter of each word. So if you go to read the story it's just like... You just wrote the first letter of each word? Mmhmm. You know what's funny? I could...

C-W... Yeah. DW! I could still read it. I opened it up not too long ago and I was able to like read it. I guess because my brain has not changed that much. I was able to look at it and I was able to like read it I guess cuz my brain has not changed that much I was able to look at I was like, oh one day there was a train blah blah, but it was just O D T W Mm-hmm. I Think it's cuz a I could clearly tell it started as one day there was and then from there

I was like, oh one day there was and then I just kind of. Was the chapter's name like the train? Yeah. Well, I also did illustrations, so there was like a drawing of a train right there. So you have a lot of context clues to work off of to decipher this. Dude, I wanna see if you can read it. Probably not.

You probably could. One letter? Just the first letter of each word. Yeah, I don't think so. I doubt it. You know what, this was 2002 and I know that because on the cover I drew the twos backwards. You know, I was born in early 1996. 2002, I feel like I was a little too old to still be writing my twos backwards. I mean,

we all have our quirks, right? I know? I'm not gonna judge you for it. Especially to look at who you are today. Wait, I was six. Okay. When I made that. I feel like a six year old knows how to, knows how to write numbers, right? Sure.

I mean, maybe I just have the scale of age off, but I don't know. I've never had kids so I wouldn't know like the proper I Haven't had kids either That's right you haven't I've had no children I wasn't trying to say that you had I was just me I was just Oh when you say you've never had kids and then leave it at that and implies it now No one's gonna look at it. Let's make a big stink and be a little bitch about it, yes, people are gonna make a big

stink. Anyway, guys, thank you for tuning in to another wonderful episode of SuperMegaShow. It has been an absolute pleasure serving you, our loyal customer. Serving you. Yeah, we served on this episode. Especially with these silly hats. We served cunt, as they say. Can I say the c-word yeah, but if you were to spell it out online? I would just go see and then like

Asterix I would do what I did as a kid and just put C. Yeah, you know just the first letter of the word Sup seas yeah, but but thank you guys. Thank you for tuning in if you want to see even more of this episode We've got an extra chunk of the podcast on Patreon It's called Super Mega Show Junior. We're super mega. You know show it's not like yes I mean, it's on the same set and we record it right after yeah, it's Super Mega Junior It's just an extra chunk of of podcast Super Mega Junior Super Mega Show Junior Super Mega Junior is easier. Yeah, and it flows better. Okay, super mega junior.

Yeah, but you know, not only can you get that on the Patreon, we also have a shit ton of behind the scenes from years past. We have episodes of Uncle Sleepover, which I know we're saying is returning. Let's be frank real quick. I know we're Matt and Ryan, but let's be frank. Getting all this started again and trying to release

what we're releasing is a lot of work. And one of the things that's been taking up time is we've been filming one of our new sketches that we're excited for. And we originally thought it was just gonna be like a two day shoot, but as most things, I would almost say it's in the same vein as what happened with the music video when we were like, it could be this simple idea, and then why don't we

take more, why don't we, you know, expand it just a little bit and- And then it's a full production with like a 25 person crew. Well, this doesn't have a crew, but we have gone out several times and we need to film on location which takes An hour or two depending on traffic to even get to and that's having to supplement some of the workdays So we are working on a new sketch that hopefully will be out in the in the in the coming You know few weeks or so yes

We're doing it guys. Yeah, you've always said we want to focus more on sketches it weeks or so. Yes. We're doing it guys. We've always said we want to focus more on sketches. It might mean, it means less uploads, but we're not focusing on just trying to get content out. We're actually working on stuff behind the scenes. So when there's not a lot of uploads, we're not just sitting on our thumbs playing with our penises. We are actually making sketches right now and been hard at work. We worked know we worked really hard on the patreon relaunch so by the way names on screen right now if you are to tier if you are tier two or tier three your names on screen right now so worry about you fucked it up it's fine well I don't think people will notice really embarrassing really care too much I said to tear yeah but your name you

know you saw your name on screen. Hopefully you're a part of that Select group of either tier two or tier three. Hopefully tier three or the executive producer tier. Mm-hmm Thank you everyone for the support and watching It is your eyeballs that keep us going That is so true Ryan. That is so true. It's you know, it is I End their brain. I guess their brain. Yeah, I guess the brain is the processing center of what the eyeballs pick up. Or their mouth if they can't use like their hands because they have that like I don't know what the device is called. It's like you blow air and it does stuff. I've seen people play video games.

Oh for people that are like quadriplegic? Yeah. They can, I saw it was like a truck, like a guy had a truck He could drive by blowing. Which is fucking is fucking awesome yeah it's really cool but uh thank you everyone thank you so much and uh goodbye farewell we'll see you next week or you can go over to patreon we'll see you real soon hey maybe on the super mega jr. on this episode maybe maybe we'll have some different silly ads on. I don't want I don't want to say anything but uh bye. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small.

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