supermegashow - We Almost Died | supermegashow - 004

Episode Date: April 1, 2024

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welcome back to another delightful episode of Super Mega Show. This isn't Super Mega Cast. That's long dead. We took that around back Behind the barn And pulled the trigger And now We've got this beautiful Beautiful baby That we have Cradled up in our arms

In swaddling cloth We made the sign brighter We did Because some of y'all Were like You made the sign dimmer Is it too bright now? No

No Tucker said it looks great Are people going to say It's too bright now? No Look at the way It's reflecting on the tile I also said

People say that the super is orange They to say it's too bright now? No. Look at the way it's reflecting on the tile. I also said people say that the super is orange. They do say it's orange. And I blame Luke for not doing some color correction to make that look more red. Because in real life, it's red. It's like when you correct me when you play Peggle and I try to say that the red dots are red, but they're actually orange, you tell me. They are orange. They really are.

If the game says orange pegs. Peggle is so much fun. Wait, wait till Peggle 2. Wait. Are they done making Peggle games? They better not be done making Peggle games, dude. I'm going to look up Peggle 3. You know, we've been playing Peggle on our members-only live streams every week. And, God, I'm a bit of a peg master.

I'm a bit of a Peggle-ph of a peg master i'm a bit of a of a of a peggle file i was holding my mic just like while i look up peggle three dude the the peggle iphone version is honestly so good i am such a big peggle head well i found an article that says why no peggle three why no peggle three okay Okay Tell me Ryan It's not an article Tell me why Just give it to me straight It's just a forum Rip the bandaid

It's been seven years Why No Peggle 3 And then Someone said I thought two Wrapped up the story Really well I didn't know people

Paid attention to the story Of Peggle I didn't know That there were Peggle fans That really The story was like The big thing

They paid attention to It's EA So maybe they're just like Meh Meh We'll focus on fans that really uh the story was like the big thing they paid attention to uh it's ea so maybe they're just like we'll focus on sports games and other sports and the like they could put peggle in the fucking olympics dude uh and then there's one that is just peggle 2 is really ugly and feels like a downgrade still fun though just not a fan of the visual changes or new characters. I disagree. I do like the... Well, I mean, it came out so long ago that that just was the art of the time.

It wasn't like purposely trying to harken back to anything. It was the thing. Yeah, it was the thing. The first one... Because I haven't ever played the first one. I just played Peggle 2 on the Xbox. I know. Phil Spencer told me to

give a little shout out. Yeah, of course. Peggle, the first one I ever played was the mobile version on iPhone. So that was my introduction to Peggle. That was your Angry Birds. Well, Angry Birds was my Angry Birds. Did you play a shit ton of Angry Birds?

Well, I didn't have an iPhone. Back then, all the cool kids had iPhones. I didn't have a fancy smartphone back then. But my friends that had the old iPod Touch, not the iPhone. This was maybe even before people were big on the iPhone. This was back just the iPod Touch. Remember that? Remember that thing?

I do remember that thing. Yeah, so playing a little Angry Birds on a friend's ipod touch fucking fantastic the original angry birds is a good game it's very fun my dad became super obsessed with angry birds he started getting like the angry birds dlcs and everything he was like staying up for hours each night playing angry birds i didn't find this out till later it was like at some point uh i i was just home and my dad was playing angry birds i'm like oh that's cool and then i noticed he was like he finished like one of the modes already and he was like on extra levels and stuff and i was like hey there's a star wars one and i think from what i remember maybe my my memory is a bit foggy but i remember

he was like you know it was fun fun, but I liked the original. I liked the original Angry Birds when he played the Star Wars version. It couldn't compete. It couldn't stand up. But Angry Birds might still, is it still the same exact game today? The original one? See, that's the thing. I would love to go play the OG Angry Birds, but I don't know if I go into it, if it's going to be a bunch of bonus levels,

and they've changed the art. That would kill me if the art was new. Yeah, that would be awful. Nostalgia. Nostalgia plays a key factor. I want that fucking original Angry Birds. I want that snort of dopamine whenever nostalgic tones hit my brain.

Exactly. I want to rail a fat line at Angry Birds. OG. Yeah. It's like a strain. like a it's like a strain angry birds og you know this should be a strain probably i guarantee tiva guarantee there's an angry bird strain already out there i'm sure that there's plenty of angry birds marijuana stuff there's presidential strains we've talked about all the goofy types of names you know george kush

yeah trill clinton i like any any strain that has milk in the title. You like milk? Yeah, I just think it's also very off-putting to name weed anything to do with milk. It feels like, did you steep this in milk? Yeah, like it shouldn't be anything creamy. No, did you mist it with milk in the

farm? Yeah, well, instead of water, they actually, the hydroponics, they used milk. Maybe I just, maybe, you know, we always predict things here at Super Mega, so what if two years down the road we're seeing people say that the cure to cancer was just spraying

weed, because cancer already, sorry, weed already potentially helps the comfortability of cancer patients. Cures cancer as far as I know. But what if spraying it with milk could cure it? That was the missing link this whole time.

The cure for cancer is right there. There is a universe out there, Ryan, if you believe in string theory. There's a universe where this podcast episode comes out, someone tries it, and it cures their cancer. And they're like, what the hell? And it becomes huge. And you end up getting a Nobel Peace Prize. I like that in this universe,

it's like a dude alone in his house, and he has all this technology already there. It's some superhero origin story. He sprays the weed with milk and puts it into an analyzing machine. It's like, boop, boop, boop, boop. Doing all that kind of uh all that kind of like movie nerd shit i miss uh comic book movies that were done in the style

of uh i think it was ang lee's the hulk did you ever watch that one no no freeze frame on like actors and like zoom in really far in no but i goofy and fun. I love that type of style. I also love when someone's on a computer and like old crime shows and they'll be like, wait a second, they'll see a picture and it's all pixelated and then they enhance it

and it zooms like all the way in and just becomes crystal clear. Anyways, Luke, why don't you put some pictures on screen of some Angry Birds marijuana related stuff just so,

you know, people know that this really is a thing, probably. And then for people listening, you can use the AI technology, which is your imagination, to picture what that would look like. That's the original AI. That's the OG AI. Yeah, the audio listeners just have more of an imagination than the video listeners.

Yeah, that's... Video watchers. Well, someone could put the video on and then just listen. Most people probably put the video on and listen to it in the background or something. That's the secret third group of people. You know, there's the audio listeners, the video watchers, but then there's the video listeners. I think video listeners could potentially be higher than any of the other two.

I think so too, honestly, because they put it on, do something else, but it's on in case we say something funny like, here's a picture of – give me something. Here's a picture and they're going to look over at the screen real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then they get the best of both worlds. They don't get to always see our beautiful faces, which is kind of a negative. Anyone else have the best of both worlds? Hannah Montana.

Oh, yeah, baby. And I can read you like a damn book. Well, it doesn't help that I'm like snickering to myself going, yeah, baby. And I can read you like a damn book. Well, it doesn't help that I'm like snickering to myself going, Ooh, speaking of the best of both worlds, you know who else? Our comedy is so, uh, elementary. Well, I mean, my dear Watson, the heart of it is just us trying to goof on each other, Trying to make each other giggle. But people do. Like right now, I'm sure we've had this discussion so many fucking times.

Nope. But right now, we're sitting in an empty room and just talking to you. It's you and I. There's no one in the background that could get in the way or anything. And it's just us in a silent room. get in the way or anything and it's just us in a silent room and then you take you you take the whole viewers away from it and it's just two boys having a good time it's just two boys having a giggle having a chuckle having a laugh having a goof having a good time having an excellent time that is right now in the present moment a good time but will soon be

a good memory one that when we're 80 years old on our death bets we'll look back and go that was a good time episode five of four four of the super mega cast man, we're four episodes in. I don't have the excuse anymore. I don't have the excuse anymore. Well, episode three was almost the last episode of a Super Mega Show. Oh, yes, it was. We don't want to give too much away. We can't. We don't want to spoil anything. But we were out in the ocean filming something out in the the deep blue

as they call it uh and you might be going ryan you've talked plenty of times on this channel about how you're afraid of the ocean because in knee deep of water it said that that's where sharks could cause a fatal bite and that's true but nonetheless matt and i the brave soldiers that we are ventured in into that into that blue horizon exactly uh and and well we had one other person with us we had tucker our cameraman um but he you know he's it's very easy to forget That he's even with you You know Not with that smell Well yeah If the smell wasn't there It'd be a lot more easy to forget

Really the reason we did The whole ocean thing Was because he just won't Take a shower or a bath And this was kind of a ploy To get him to So water can kind of I don't know

Make something a little more I don't know Well it's rinsing him off You know And his whole aversion To taking baths or showers to clean himself this was on you know any deodorant yes using soap just deodorant flat out yeah we thought that this might be a good way to uh to you know kind of trick tucker into you know rinsing because you're not really getting clean but let's go film a video

yeah like oh tucker what if we did this video In water in the ocean And you know when you say that He's like a golden retriever that perks up And gets all excited Red rockets So we went to the beach Beach

Let's go get away You saw it in my eyes Well you saw I paused In my head I was like No way no way no way, no way, no way. To quote the old Nicki Minaj song. We're barbs over here on this podcast. Wrong one.

Stop. We just weren't on the same wavelength, exact wavelength there, and that's fine. That's eight. You know what? We're two different people. That's what makes us beautiful. Our dynamic beautiful.

But we were at the beach. We were at the beach. Beach. Let's go get away. Let's go get you know you know what to say man i know what they say you know what they're gonna say watson come on come on uh anyway yes we we go and we we get in the water and and tucker has his his big old camera rig he had a whole water he has has a whole crazy waterproof housing unit for his camera. So he has this big, goofy fucking thing. And we all...

It allows him to film beautiful footage underwater. Yeah, it's... Well, it's more to just protect the camera from water damage. But it looks better, too. We could technically, I mean, just show one still that he took. Just to kind of get people excited. Yeah, but that might give away something. You know, there's one that doesn't give it away.

Okay. It's where you don't see anything crucial to the plot. It's just you in the water. Okay. So maybe. Check this out. Check this out, guys. And for the audio listeners, it's a picture.

That's right. Of me. In the water. So this out, guys. And for the audio listeners, it's a picture. That's right. Of me. In the water. So use your imaginations. And I know that being the more imaginative part of the fan base, it is your duty. Also, if it's a really... Crossed a bear. If it's a poorly photoshopped picture of Ryan in the ocean, that's because we realized there

actually wasn't a picture that didn't spoil anything. But I think that there's ones that are good. Anyway, you're probably like, guys, just get the fucking point. Jesus Christ. You're at the fucking beach. What next? You're at the beach. Beach. Let's go get away.

They say what they're gonna say. I don't know what comes next Doesn't matter But I know what comes next in this story It's cold We get in the water It's frigid

But you know what For the art we'll do anything We're wearing our wetsuits We get in the water And I can get It's cold It's chilly We had two flotation devices

The water's chilly Yes But we had two flotation devices uh the water's chilly well yes um but but we had we we had two flotation devices technically we each had one but i left mine on shore and i was just gonna swim alongside uh tucker while he filmed you grew up next to the ocean you're the fish man as you call it yourself oh i call myself the fish man for another reason if If you catch my drift, you'll smell my fingers. I love you, man. I love you too, Ryan.

Go on. But yeah, so the waves were five to six feet, which might not sound big, but that's five to six feet from the surface of the water. And if you're out in the water where you can't touch, six feet. I mean, that's. Yeah, that's definitely a part to point out. We couldn't touch. Yes. There's a point where you're like, I can't touch right now, yeah, we, that's, that's definitely a part to point out. We, we couldn't touch. There's a point where you're like, I can't touch right now. Well, we're, we're out. You seem

excited. That wasn't our plan. We plan to stay shallow and we're filming, you know, getting all goofy, getting some shots. We get distracted and you're on the flotation device. Distracted with the arts. Yes. Tucker's on his flotation device. You're on yours. I'm the only one that doesn't have one. And I let you guys know, Hey guys hey guys i can't touch anymore just to let you know you're like oh okay whatever then we we suddenly realize oh wait we're actually how did we get so far from shore what the f we're really far out all of a sudden like pretty pretty far away from shore and the waves are pretty big and uh i don't like being where i can't touch because it's like there could be sharks swimming around. Yeah, I don't like being way steep in water even.

Yeah. That's enough room for a bull shark to come and then cause a fatal bite. All I'm saying. Or a cookie cutter shark. I don't know if they're around here though. Probably not. Hopefully not because ever since you introduced me

to what those do, I hate them. So we're out there. We're getting farther and farther from shore. And Matt and Tucker use Tucker's flotation device and I use mine and we start to get further and further away from each other. We start to drift apart, not emotionally, just physically in this case. And not only are we drifting further apart from each other, we're still drifting further apart from shore. So we're like, oh, fuck, we're in a rip current. We're in trouble.

We start, well, you say start paddling left or, you know, just sideways, parallel with the shoreline. And let me tell you, we were paddling for our lives. And after we were done giving it our all, after we were exhausted from paddling, we looked up. We were a little bit further from shore. Yep. That was where I realized we were in a little bit further from shore yep that was that was where I realized we were in a little bit of trouble was because I can't control where I'm going

right but basically yeah Ryan was separated and I felt bad because I know how much you hate the ocean yeah I'm not scared of the ocean at all you know it doesn't faze me but no I was scared and I knew that you were out there by yourself where you can't touch and fucking the sorry but like the the santa monica or whatever the just the west coast beach it's very dark you're not seeing much below you after like three feet four feet or something the water is is it's very dark where atlantic is more like green and it's still dark, but it's more like almost lighter and green. Where Pacific is like dark blue and it's cold.

Scary. Yeah. So I'm with Tucker. Ryan's with himself. And that was when we realized that we were stuck in a rip current, a rip tide, as they call it. Not fun. No. Especially when you're on a flotation device you have no control over.

Exactly. And I was, at first I was like, well, it's probably not a rip current. We're probably just in a little current. That's why you were like, swim sideways. And then we quickly realized, no, we actually are stuck in a rip current. And we tried swimming, because what you're supposed to do is swim parallel to the beach to get out of it. But it was like every time we swam parallel just and we just got further out and for the fun part was that for the purpose of filming we uh intentionally were distancing

ourselves from people so that we wouldn't get in their way or you know we wouldn't make ourselves cringe by doing these things around people well also california surfers are they could they can be they can be a little hostile yeah you know they can we were trying to create distance so we were very much like away from people right and uh so we thought started getting a little panicky because my arms are fucking exhausted i'm a little out of breath i had been swallowing seawater trying to paddle shark bite you in that moment oh yeah, you fuck. And every time I look, we're farther away from shore. And I was like, dude, we're stuck in a fucking rip current. Think of a shark torpedoing around in the water.

Think of how easy it is. It's just like floating there looking up. Then it can go. You know, it's crazy. Like a torpedo. Oh, my God. And we're sitting out there going, I can't. I don't know where to go.

You can't make three inches of progress in any direction. No, you literally can't. And maybe when we went sideways, we were making progress. But because we're so far away from the shore, it doesn't feel like it. So anyway, we're starting to panic. I couldn't hear what you were yelling. And I was like, I bet Ryan's freaking out right now. I was like, he's going to be so mad at us when we get back to shore.

I was just happy to be on shore. Oh, I was too. But that's skipping. what happens next well as you noticed earlier i i said or so we thought when we mentioned we thought we were alone because we distance ourselves from people there were uh there was there were a group of surfers uh and kind of somewhat in the vicinity but there were two in particular that departed from that group because I guess they saw that we were in some trouble.

But not only that, there was like a David Hasselhoff lookalike. Yes. Like lifeguard man paddling his way out. He was very, very Hoffed. And you and Tucker got saved. Well, okay, to tell my side of the story I see

You guys eventually get to shore I'm just kind of like Floating, tired But what happens to me Is after This little section Well yeah the guy There's an important rogue wave

He paddles up and goes What what are you guys doing out here? And at first I thought that it was like a surfer just being territorial. And I was like, just chilling. That's all I said. I probably should have been like, hey, we need some help. Just chilling. But then he made it clear that he realized we were in a bit of trouble. And he's like all right here's

what we're gonna do uh and he looked at me and was like you just just paddle towards shore which i that i'd already like doggy paddle yeah and uh i was like okay well i was on my flotation device okay and i thought it was tucker's flotation device did you steal tucker's flotation it was tucker's flotation device but he gave it to me save yourself basically he's very noble that way and uh out of nowhere this huge rogue wave comes and probably the biggest one i'd seen all day and i'm like oh shit now's my chance uh and dude i just dropped in and i i i ripped that curl and dude, I carved that wave all the way back to shore

and I basically, dude, I surfed that shit all the way to the shore until the fins hit the sand. Yeah. It was awesome. I even did a flip at one point. You saw that?

But Tucker was out there. But yeah, you guys are still stuck out there. But you were able to rip one to shore. I ripped one straight to shore, dude. I actually did, though. You did, but in like a boogie board fashion. I boogie boarded back to shore. I just got really lucky.

All of a sudden, this wave comes, and it took me. I got to take the antidote. Oh, okay. Thank God for alarms, because, you know, last ryan forgot to take his antidote way to spend the night in the hospital he's throwing up black liquid so uh yeah ryan had to step out for a minute to go take his antidote uh and i guess i can't really finish the story until he's back so this is as good a time of ever to go to a brief commercial break. And then when we're back from commercial break, not only will Ryan be back, but you're going to hear the end of this incredible story. I mean, you already heard the most incredible part, which is where I, you know, I carved a wave all the way back to shore.

It was pretty sick. Everyone on shore was clapping when I, you know, got back. And Ryan and Tucker, they're still stranded out there, about 200 feet out to sea. But to find out what happened to them, you're going to have to wait until after this whole commercial break. So we'll see you after the break.

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It's a good song. But we're back. And now we can finally finish that breathtaking. Breathtaking? We died. Well, almost. Yeah. So.

Oh, you're. Shit. You blur that. Well, almost. So, shit. Blur that. What the fuck was that? Don't worry about it, dude. Why is that on your fucking phone? Dude, I... So, where were we? One more time.

So, where were we? Well, you crushed it to shore. I carved about a 10-footer all the way back to shore. Tucker's still out in the water. I am still out in the water. Yes, you guys are still trapped out there.

It's kind of funny because it's like you also could have you know caught a wave and surfed it back but uh oh i i don't expect tucker to be able to of course but um yeah so i'm i'm back on shore and i'm i'm safe and and snug as a bug in a rug and hands behind your head going ah oh well i'm safe thank god i'm. When I got back to shore, everyone was cheering. Everyone was clapping. The lifeguards were clapping. No, but when I felt the sand for the first time, it was such a fucking relief. I was like, oh my God. I'm never going out into the ocean again.

Yeah. And the lifeguard ran straight up to me and was like, are you okay? Who else is out there? And then he pointed to us, which I think, did he help did he did he help all of us who brought tucker to shore because i don't know that part uh the the hassle hop guy okay because then he came back out okay because while he was helping tucker there were two surfers who were not lifeguards that um well at first it was one he came up to me and goes what's up i, well, it's my first time kind of out here doing this thing

and I got separated from my friends. He goes, that sucks. I was like, yeah, we're going to try to get you out of this.

I was like, okay. And you said it started as one surfer, but then mitosis, he split into two. No, no, no. You'll see.

Just follow me here. Because I wasn't out there at this point. I don't know what happened actually. Get ready for this one. Yeah, I'm ready. Well, he goes, how's your paddle game? And I was like, you know, I can paddle, but probably not well.

He goes, okay, let's try. And so I'm paddling. He's kind of like looking at me paddling. And I could tell it was one of those, like after I got done and I looked at at him for, like, reassurance of, like, okay, now where do I go? He was like, here's what we're going to do. You're going to hold on to my ankle and I'm going to paddle you to shore. And then his other buddy came in. He's like, hey, actually, come here real quick. Help.

Help out. So I was grabbing onto two men's separate ankles as they were both paddling me to shore. That's when Hasselhoff came about. And he said, ditch your flotation device and get on mine. Because Hasselhoff man had a surfboard of his own. And then he told me to straddle his board. And like I had to get low on it. So like he would grab the back of my thighs and or my hips and pull me closer to him.

Really? Yeah. And then he paddled me to shore. And that's where you saw me. Yeah, well, Tucker came first, as he often does, but they brought Tucker. I saw Tucker on a board, and there's another guy almost. It almost looked like they were cuddling on this board

the way he brought Tucker in. And I'm like, I see Tucker, you know, climb up out of the mud and kind of limp over to me. And I was like, hey see Tucker, you know, climb up out of the mud and kind of limp over to me. And I was like, hey, dude, you okay? And he's silent. He just goes. He was fighting some demons. He was fighting some demons.

He's worried about his friend, Ryan. He was petrified. He was shaking in his boots. I don't know why he wore boots that day. I don't know why he wore boots in the ocean. That son of a bitch doesn't make it out of this. I'm done. Yeah. I don't know why he wore boots in the ocean. That son of a bitch doesn't make it out of this. I'm done. Yeah.

I'm done with this whole industry. Which would suck because then I wouldn't even be able to use him as a cameraman because he'd give it up as an art. Yeah. But what actually did suck was you were the last one out there and I was very nervous because the sun was setting and I couldn't see. I couldn't see you. What if I had drifted so they couldn't even find me? And I'm just a speck out there. It was just, the water was so sparkly and bright from the sun.

And I could see there's figures out there. And the lifeguard's like, how many more are there? And I was like, just one. And he kept asking me that over and over. And then when you are finally like, I see you coming in. He's like, is that him? And I was like, yep. And he's like, is that him? And I was like, yep. And he's like, is that him?

And he asked me like seven times if that was you. I'm like, yep, that's him. Is that him? He got my name and everything. Really? I asked him what his name was too, but I forgot it. David Hasselhoff. There were two different lifeguards.

One just stood on shore and watched the David Hasselhoff guy do all the rescuing. He sent the David Hasselhoff guy out apparently. Yes. But also, once we finally all got back on shore together and we were safe and sound, what did he say? He was like, if you don't know how to swim, you shouldn't be out here. And it's like, we know how to swim, dude. Like, that's not the problem.

The problem is we got caught in a rip current, but we probably shouldn't have been so far out, so wrecked. Well, the rip current is why we were so far out. So wrecked. Well, the rip current is what was why we were so far. I told you, though, I could have just I was I was out there already kind of reading the headlines of like YouTubers lost at sea. Loot YouTube loser tubers get caught in riptide. I could be the headline. Some some snarky TMZ thing. Failed YouTubers. be the headline some some snarky tmz thing failed youtubers uh but that was a very real possibility

if we uh if we if there weren't people that were responsible paying attention around us that would have been awful man because we weren't the responsible ones we were irresponsible it was like being a kid again and getting in trouble and going hmm it did feel that way when the lifeguard, the house off guy was helping us. It felt very embarrassing. Well, because he was like, oh, my God. Well, it's because it's like these idiots are going to kill themselves. And, like, I don't need their deaths on, like, our watch because they're being stupid. In our surf spot.

I don't want these losers fucking drowning in our surf spot. Then they have to bring in a team find the body it's gonna really fucking crush the mood bro it's not gonna be any fun surfing they probably won't be able to surf for a couple days while they're looking for the bodies doing the recovery and that would suck man because it's like if we if we had died that would have been you and i would have been uh you know we've already lost this year we already lost lord minion 777 uh to drowning so yeah one more or two more youtubers drowning in the same year which that's that's awful for the community so rest in peace i didn't even know whirlpools were a real thing but apparently especially in a in a public pool right right and i think it's the suction something to do with the suction of the, whatever the,

like the vents or whatever the hell's down there. Yeah. Well, it's crazy. I guess it's the drain. It was like what? Four, four feet of water too, where, where he ended up drowning. So what suction is bathing suit on. So like, right.

He tried to make it up and actually it came down. His bathing suit came off till about, yeah. She seen my face. I was trying so hard face I was trying so hard I was trying so hard Not to Not to laugh Just imagine

Wade Lord Minion 777 Drowning in a A whirlpool In a In four feet of water It sucked his pants

Helplessly exposed While Drowning in four feet of water And it just pulls his bathing suit down So his cock and balls Are just floating in the water. I imagine if he ever catches wind, he'll... Which he has a couple

times of us... Every time. I was talking about him. He'll just go like... So, Matt and Ryan... Well, in the past when we've said Lord Minion 777 or Wade or something in a video, within a day, he comments on it.

And I'm like, how did he? He has people. Maybe he watches us. He probably has someone tell him. He probably hires someone to watch us to make sure we're not shit talking. A team that's just on the lookout, like Danny. Yeah. Where it's just.

Well, Danny made a sign in NDA. Well, we can't even say that. Not allowed to. That's part of the NDA. Luckily, Wade hasn't yet. Yeah. Yet. Yeah. Where it's just, well, Danny made a sign in NDA. Well, we can't even say that. Not allowed to. That's part of the NDA. Luckily, Wade hasn't yet. So yeah, yeah,

yet. But you know, if we keep talking about his embarrassing incidents, like the whirlpool incident, you know, but yeah, that's the story of how we almost, almost died.

And there was almost no episode four of super mega show. You're almost stranded out at sea with nothing, but even for me not even camaraderie you and tucker could have at least had some fun we were playing patty cake and telling cracking jokes but you know what sucks too is uh if those guys had not been out there if those if if mr hasselhoff and the rest of the surfers we probably would have just continued to get pulled out. And the thing was, we had boards, so we weren't going to drown, most likely. But we would have just probably kept drifting,

and the sun was setting. So it's very possible that we could have spent the night out in the ocean just floating, and we would have been separated. I'd have been petrified. Do you know how hard it is to find someone at night in the ocean? Very hard. I've tried. Yeah.

And did you succeed? I mean, first, like, the rescue team will get upset with me and say, you shouldn't be here. Right. You're, you know, you're getting in the way and we'd have to rescue you when we're trying to really look for someone who's actually in peril. Well, didn't they? That happened that one time. Remember that there was that boat with the school field trip on it? It sank.

They're looking for the kids. You went out there and basically you got yourself. They had to basically divert everything to rescue you. Well, look, I got confused of the design of the boat I was looking for. When someone said a ship went down, my first thought was like, you know, I think of Pirates of the boat I was looking for. Right. I, I, when someone said a ship went down, my first thought was like, you know, I think of Pirates of the Caribbean.

Right. So I find like a shipwreck and I'm looking around for these kids and I'm not finding shit. Um, my, my, my scuba tank kind of gets, kind of gets caught on some coral and I,

I, I end up just kind of being stuck down there for a bit. Um, but it was, it, it was not a, I was not supposed to be looking for a wooden ship. Right. I found that out.

It was actually just a regular kind of tugboat-ish type of looking thing. Well, two things. A, it's very impressive how you actually did discover a pirate shipwreck that had like 30 million worth of doubloons. I knew exactly the one. I knew exactly where I was going. I thought, oh, okay. It's like a spot I usually... Right. It's also, honestly, you know, they can't even fully blame you. The fact that they had to divert and take the entire Coast Guard task force, what hundreds of people just for you. They could have had some dudes still

looking for the kids. You know, the fact that they never found the kids bodies That's not your fault That's why I don't take any fault in it Because it's not my fault It's with the rescue divers and everyone diverting attention I could have probably gotten myself out of that situation If I had just relaxed But unfortunately I was screaming For most of the time I was down there

I thought that someone would be able to hear me From above If I scream loud enough Maybe the people in the helicopters For most of the time I was down there, I thought that, you know, someone would be able to hear me from above. If I scream loud enough, maybe the people in the helicopters would be able to hear something going on. Sound travels faster than water. And then I kind of got panicked and I went, maybe they can't hear me. And so I started blowing bubbles to the surface. But I think that's what, that's actually what helped is when I started blowing bubbles.

Right. It still took them about an hour or so to find me, but I feel, you know, it caused some sort of ripple disturbance in the water that might've cookie crumb, you know, cookie crumb trail led them or something. Totally.

I'm just glad you're safe. You know, we were actually yesterday or two days ago, we were talking about how cave diving is just like the stupidest hobby that one can get into it's like what because i don't do that why do it because really all you're doing the experience is you are you can create that experience for yourself put like a little bit of cardboard over your bathtub and go to town exactly like have a ball dude be in a tight little space underwater with a little scuba gear get get like cut a piece of garden hose stick it

out the edge of the tub and then put put put the cardboard on top so it's dark and just go and like look around maybe even throw some of those motorized fish in there throw some dirt in there but there's no like i don't understand what attracts people to go you know what's fun fitting in tight spaces in an environment in which is unnatural for me to breathe it's crazy like you know what maybe i can get behind spelunking well no i can't because i i would never researchers, people doing it for a reason, like people that are interested in kind of doing some sort of map. But I feel like we have technology where you don't need to go in yourself. I don't know, like you're charting some cave system that's for research. You're figuring out, you know, you're a scientist or a biologist trying to figure out what life forms or whatever live in those caves in that type of environment.

Like, I understand that. My thing is just for the people that are like, whoa, like they're excited to do it. Like, yeah, let's fit ourselves into this 12 inch crack that we don't know if it has, you know, a feasible exit. And by the way, you know, the air in my tank, if I go a little bit deeper, it becomes poisonous. But if I come up too fast...

So I need to switch to a different tank or something? A mixture of this. But if I come up too fast, then I also die and my stomach expands and explodes. The only time I think it's acceptable to be in a cave is if you're a child laborer for Tesla's batteries in the Congo. That's the only time it's acceptable. Especially in a cave is if you're a, you know, like, like child labor for like Tesla's batteries.

Yes. In the Congo. That's, that's the only time it's acceptable. Especially when they have the cyber trucks being, you know, pushed out right now. Oh, yeah. They need as much advertisement as they can get. Exactly. Because those are some ugly ass cars.

Right, right. So. Trucks. Trucks. I think that's the only acceptable time when someone should be in a cave. But, yeah, cave diving. Because like caving already on its own is so dumb in my opinion because it's well there's probably going to be some spelunking listeners that are going to get mad at us for this opinion they're going to say hey spelunking is an art form okay you just don't get it you you're not adventurous

enough you don't get it and they're going to get all pissed but no i don't i don't need to fucking squeeze into a crack unless it's ryan's mom uh you know but when you take cave caving which in of itself is scary and dangerous and then add on top of it an incredibly dangerous other sport which is diving where everything can go wrong and a third dangerous sport holding your breath yes 100 so you know it's it's just like everything bad and dangerous and why i sent a letter in and they still haven't officially made that a part of the olympic games i'm sure i'm sure they they'll get around to it anyway go on i know dude I just thought I would give you an update. Your breath-holding contest idea for the Olympics is a great idea. Are you going to do it now? Do you want to see who can hold their breath the longest?

Maybe? I really liked the part of the podcast where they didn't speak for a minute straight because they were holding their breath. Shit. I hope Luke put it Oh you Right? Wasn't that Like people were probably like

When's he gonna breathe next? Right? Yeah I was thinking that Luke put Make sure there was a timer on screen That you know Was counting how long

He was holding his breath Cause that was pretty impressive Mind if I give it a go? Okay Now you gotta keep people entertained While I'm holding my breath because otherwise. All right. So ladies and gentlemen, members of the jury, I'm about to release the presidential launch codes for the nukes. Yep, I have it. The football codes.

No. for the nukes. Yep, I have it. The football codes. No? Not, are you sure? Oh! Did I beat him? Did I beat Ryan? Here's, what was my time?

Here's Ryan's time, here's mine. I guess we'll find out who won. And I guess Luke, when he edits, we'll find out who won. We I guess Luke, when he edits, we'll find out who won. We already found out who has more of a... If we want to go for the cave diving experience, we already know who can hold their breath underwater longer.

That's true. You can hold it longer. A seasoned smoker. That is bizarre to me. Isn't that embarrassing for not just you, but Waleed as well? It is embarrassing for me that you, someone who's smoked for a decade, right? I just wanted to bring Waleed into this because he thought it appropriate to mention us in a podcast. What the hell was up with that? And not use our biblical names.

He called us the Funny Brothers, which I appreciate, but he also didn't use our biblical names. I didn't watch the clip. I try not to watch anything while leads in he said something about how you and him went to some kind of like big Hollywood party or something like that and when y'all were doing like a line I don't know what even that is but when y'all were doing we were doing like a Konga dance or something I know we were doing like We were memorizing a script

We were doing lines Oh okay Well he said while that was going on That you promised him that We would go on an episode of His and Zach's podcast Yeah Who I didn't know was one of the twins

From Suite Life of Zach and cody yeah i just found that out which is insane yeah i thought they got twins to do that no no no no they didn't actually it's it's pretty crazy he looks a lot he's a lot i mean a lot of time a lot of uh time has passed so he looks a little different but you know when i when i squint i can kind of see it yeah like if if he's in a thumbnail and it's really small on my phone screen and I squint, I can kind of see it. He only has one testicle. Really?

Mm-hmm. This isn't one of the bits where it's like we're lying about a friend of ours for no reason. He actually only has one nut. He had testicular cancer. Does he want that public? It's public, I'm pretty sure. Pretty sure?

Mm-hmm. How sure are you? How about you call Waleed up right now and ask him? And please make sure you address the fact that he didn't address us by our biblical names and only addressed us as our business name. Okay. And also, well, Ryan, he's not going to address us by our biblical name. He's Muslim.

So. No, wait, but they're all Abrahamic. Yeah. Islam and Christianity are both Abrahamic religions. They're all just different interpretations of the same Abrahamic kind of suit, you know? Like a suit of cards or something. Yeah, yeah. I like that. Like a deck of cards. There's different

suits, but they're the same deck. I don't know. I'm trying to make something work. I'm giving a little phone call to Mr. Waleed Muhammad. Here we go. First guest of the pod. All right, you see screening my calls? It was forwarded to voicemail.

So he saw me calling and went, oh! What the hell? I'm going to try again. What the hickory dickory is going on here? Okay. He just wants to use our name for clout. And then when we call... Your call has been forwarded to an automated voicemail system.

That's not Waleed, right? No, that wasn't Waleed. Who was that? Maybe his girlfriend? Maybe it was the wrong number? No, that might have been his girlfriend that did the voicemail recording. I don't know. Should I call him again?

Alright, I'm going to text him. And I'm going to say, call me back immediately. Right now. I'm just going to scare him. I'll make him seem like it's something really... Call me ASAP. It's not a joke. Why do that to the boy?

It's not a joke. And he's a man. All right, I think he is. No, I don't want to scare him. He's going to see that and his heart's going to drop and think like... What are you going to do? Just kidding. Ha ha.

Call me whenever you're like. In all caps, I'll say, just kidding. Ha ha. But call me immediately. But call me immediately. Okay. You know what? I don't have a contact picture for Waleed.

I just realized I'm a big contact picture Full name guy For contacts Really Yeah And uh Like most people

On my phone Have a contact picture Or full name Because I It bothers me If it's not complete Just like the people That are like

I feel like I only have pictures For the people That are like That I talk to often Like my parents and Dale doesn't have a contact photo at all. Well, he doesn't allow pictures to be taken of him.

Yeah. Well, I did a doodle and I sent him like, this is your profile picture. And he goes, take that off, asshole. No, he- You think that's what I look like, you little bitch? It's an old- He threw a libtard in there a little bit. That's what he does i don't

know but i was hurt but i understand that he was just he was just he was just reacting well the reason the reason it's like that ryan is uh i think it's an old native american belief that a picture uh worth a thousand words yeah the old native american belief that a picture is worth no uh but but if you if your picture is taken you know it captures part of your soul and he doesn't want that so he uh that's why he won't allow any pictures to be taken of him or even drawings because drawings in essence are pictures but less it's like a voodoo shit. Exactly. Voodoo your voodoo, bitch. Bet you don't know what that's from. It's from Beetlejuice.

What? It's from Beetlejuice. Why would it be from Beetlejuice? The guy from Howard Stern. That's his famous quote. Who do your voodoo, bitch? What's it from? I don't know.

It's from Beetlejuice, isn't it? It's from Dead Island. No, it's not from Dead Island. Who do you voodoo bitch What's it from I don't know It's from Beetlejuice isn't it It's from Dead Island No it's not from Dead Island Who do you voodoo Who do you voodoo bitch It's a song Yeah and it's from Beetlejuice I'm looking this up Wait it's from Beetlejuice

Right Who do you Voodoo Frick man Song by Yosef J7 Lord and Christopher H. Knight. From Dead Island. Wait, it is from Dead Island. I thought it was from Beetlejuice.

Wait. This is going to get copyright strike, Ryan. Hold on. I want him to say hoodoo, do your voodoo, bitch. The song is not actually present in the game. Only references to it. Yeah, I mean, the opening of the game before the menu is this. But I want him to say it.

There it is. Hear it? I heard it. Classic. Okay, isn't there something in Beetlejuice, though though Where it's like some line that's very similar to that Right? I don't know I've only seen Beetlejuice probably like two times in my whole life I've never seen it

I don't know where I got this idea from Have you really never seen Beetlejuice? No I've never seen it Beetlejuice Yeah Beetlejuice If you say it three times does something happen? It's the little guy

From Howard Stern appear? No That would be cool Yeah but It's the Beetlejuice Will appear But if you just allow me To say it

Three times I don't want you to say I don't want him to appear Stop What do you mean? I don't want him to appear That's scary That's some black magic bullshit

I don't I don't fuck with that He's gonna come Make our lives better Like he did For the people in the movie. He just kind of did pranks. He just kind of pranked living people.

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And keep your eyes open. You never know what may come out of the DQ freezer next. Only at DQ. Happy tastes good. Welcome back. You know, they're making a new Beetlejuice movie, right? Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. It's not Beetlejuice 2, unfortunately. Why don't they get Beetlejuice movie right beetlejuice beetlejuice it's not beetlejuice 2 unfortunately

why don't why don't they get beetlejuice from howard stern to play him because michael keaton had the role originally i mean well he looks like beetlejuice though i think the beetlejuice you're talking about does a better portrayal of of the original beetlejuice yeah like the the like historic beetlejuice uh but and he's also he's kind of like pulling a, I don't know what it is, but he's pulling like a Daniel Day-Lewis where he's just been in that character for decades. I know. It's really impressive, actually. And the fact that he had the surgery to become shorter and stuff.

And the fact that they still haven't given him a role or even like a spinoff. It's dedication, man. Yeah. I mean, that right there is dedication. And I think he will be uh recognized for it i could see it the next oscars finally you know it's like he's given the role and then he gets uh best actor for that and people go like wow you know we really misjudged this man exactly um but what i have a serious question

I want you to think about this like logically you know what do you think Howard Stern is doing at this very moment like right now probably having a fap no I'll give it a serious answer I'm sorry he's probably

realistically he's probably... Realistically, he's probably on his... He's probably at home on his computer, maybe responding to some emails. Okay. Or... Driving? Getting driven somewhere?

Do you think he drives himself? Yeah, he doesn't drive, dude. That's Howard Stern. I mean, there are a lot of celebrities who still drive themselves around, and it's very noble. It's very noble. You know, Brad Pitt rides a motorcycle

from time to time. Around LA? Oh, yeah. Really? I think. I don't know. Nah, every time I see someone on a motorcycle around Los Angeles, I'm gonna be like, that might be Brad Pitt. It could also be Keanu Reeves, because Keanu Reeves loves bikes. And trikes. Keanu Chungus?

Yeah, big wholesome Chungus. No, you're awesome. That guy. Yes. From the Game Awards. The guy from the Game Awards? Yeah. The Bill Clinton rabbi guy?

He also plays John in John Wick. Yes, he does. Have you ever seen a celebrity driving? Besides that time we were in the car with Markiplier. I saw Jay Leno driving one of his fun goofy little cars with Justin you did yeah it's crazy yeah Justin in the car well Justin's a big fan yeah he Justin's always like someone had to stick it to Conan he's always saying that I disagree but he you know he stands by that and you know it's like you know I thought there was a deal that

was already kind of yeah like up in the works and it was kind of shitty for leno to just kind of take that spot away just because he wanted a little more attention for himself but justin sees it a bit differently um leno's just a shitty guy in my opinion but he likes nice cars he likes nice cars. He likes old cars. He likes nice cars. He likes fast cars. Who's Tracy Chapman? Brown cars? Red cars? Red cars? Blue cars?

Silver? I'm sorry. I was trying to think of something to rhyme to make it like a Dr. Seuss type thing. But Jay Leno looks like a Dr. Seuss character. Who's the other Dr. Seuss person that wasn't Dr. Seuss? You know the person who did like the book with all the different colored dogs book with all the different colored dogs right i'm thinking here hold up my the gears are turning in my little my little pea brain it was about a bunch of different types of

dogs maybe it was dr seuss remember eric claptonton? Not Eric Clapton. Eric Carlton? Dog book. Eric Carl? Remember the guy that did the Hungry Caterpillar and stuff? Yes. No, where is it? It was about a bunch of different... No, not... Are you...

Okay, P.D. Eastman. Yes, that way... I'm thinking of Go Dog Go, probably, which has a bunch of dogs in it. I remember that book. What? Let me see P.D. Eastman, Eastman because that sounds so familiar He did like oh shit Yeah Like Are You My Mother which was one of my favorites as a kid I thought that was Dr. Seuss

Dude it even has It has the cat in the hat on the cover Does it? Yeah look because it's like the same publishing company or something Okay Wow Wait no did he illustrate for dr seuss maybe and that's why they're so closely associated maybe and then

eastman's like you know what i can tell a story or two or is it or he's like you know what it's not that hard to fucking put some words together and rhyme look go? Dr. Seuss. He was a freak, wasn't he? Oh, shit. Netflix has a go-dog-go movie? Are you serious? Are you for Rizzle? I'm for serious.

And for Rizzle. They'll make anything into a movie these days. Look at all these different dogs. A dog party. A big dog party. Big dogs, little dogs, red dogs, blue dogs, yellow dogs, green dogs, black dogs, and white dogs are all at a dog party. What a dog party. That's an excerpt from Go Dog Go. I looked up Dr. Seuss sex And we've got Here is a paper From the Journal of Urology

From the official journal of the American Urological Association And it's called Dr. Seuss and Sex Why are you looking up Dr. Seuss and Sex? You know The childhood ruined. What are you trying to get out of this, huh? To sully Dr. Seuss's name? I'm trying to ruin the man's name.

Dr. Seuss? I'm going to make a hit piece about Dr. Seuss. What was Dr. Seuss's real name? His name was Theodore, without an E at the end. Seuss Geisel. Geisel? Okay. G-E-I-S-E-L. Died in 1991, Ryan. Now better known by his nom de plume, Dr. Seuss. What the fuck is a nom de plume?

I don't know. Well, I mean, obviously it means like a pseudonym, but... Okay, let's see. All published writings of Seuss were scrutinized, especially the Seven Lady Godivas. In addition, anthologies of his prolific artworks were also available. All mentions of sexuality or depictions of sexual acts. What am I reading? I don't understand what-

Was this taken out of Cat in the Hat or something? Yeah, yes. There was a sex scene in Cat in the hat but they actually took out yeah it had uh coitus there was coitus in it and full frontal and the cat in the hat uh yeah he pulled you see his penis and he he pulls his foreskin back while he's flaccid and then basically jesus he grows erect and then he has coitus with a woman cat. Their mother, I'm guessing. Hopefully. You know.

I have not seen the Cat in the Hat movie with Mike Myers since maybe when it came out. What are you about to ask? Because I can answer this question. I've seen that movie tons of times. Okay. I have two questions actually. Okay, okay. Did you see it in theaters with your dad? No, I saw it in theaters with my mom, aunt, and my cousins.

Okay. And maybe my uncle was there. I just can't remember. Second question. Okay. Speaking of uncles. Uncle sleepover? What about it?

We should watch the Cat in the Hat movie. Okay. It is just a fucking bad time for a good bit of it, though. It's just a bad time? Yeah. I don't remember it. Maybe I never saw it. There's some parts where you're going, oh my God, and then you're like, fuck.

It's still going, and it's still doing this shit. Okay, but it's fun and creative. It's got Austin, not Mike Myers. It does have Austin Powers in it. Yes. Doesn't, oh yeah. does have Austin Powers in it. Yes. Doesn't, uh... Oh, yeah! Isn't Beans in it?

I don't remember Beans in it. I think Beans is in it. From Even Stevens. One of the elves from the Santa Claus 2 is in it. Really? Yeah, he plays Conrad. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Dakota Fanning is the other child.

That's right. And most importantly Alec Baldwin He's in it? Yeah, he plays the mean man that's trying to f*** their mom Really? He is I think he's currently having sex with their mom

As the movie opens He's a mean man too In real life Apparently, I haven't had any run-ins with him Except for the time that he cut me at the bank. See? He's a mean man. I just suspect that he had better business to attend

to than what I had to. There was blood everywhere and you scarred from that. I didn't even know they let you in the bank if you had a knife on you. What? Come on. He cut you at the bank okay yeah okay okay okay ladies and gentlemen oh matthew watson that's a bit of a joke breakdown for you all right ryan said

since he cut me at the bank and uh then i what i did was i i twisted it implying that i already knew this story, but everyone's first thought is he cut you in line. You changed the context of it. Exactly. So you made it more. So he cut you with a knife. Yes.

Instead of cut you in line. Yes. Now, guys, that's humor. That's comedy 101. If you want to be a big podcast YouTube celebrity like myself or Ryan, you got to always be thinking this kind of stuff. You got to always be. And you got to watch Matt's masterclass as well,

which he doesn't advertise for some reason, but his masterclass on acting and being an emotional, what do you call it? Being an emotional person? Is that what the course is titled? Being an emotional... I can't remember what it is. They took that down.

Masterclass. They removed it from the platform. Why? So it was, you know, they had their lawyers give me this whole explanation, but it was like, you know, it was lawyer speak and it was really long. Lawyer gobbledygook yeah something something about you know promoting hatred promoting hatred and violence against women or something so i you know it's like i i think it was they're just making some you're just teaching how to direct emotion that's very real that everyone has into something uh to

to help with the arts everyone's angry with the arts. Everyone's angry with women. Exactly. Men are angry with women. Women are angry with women. Even God is angry with women sometimes. Oh, my God. I mean, especially how they misled man. The very first time God was ever angry was with a woman.

Remember when she took a bite of the apple? Yep. The forbidden fruit. It's the only time that God has called someone a bitch in the bible and that was i thought was a bit which that's old testament god so i kind of you know he's a lot more he's like smiting he's a lot more uh bitter so i guess that that does track but he was mean back then i don't think there's i can understand why why that would be upsetting to some. Well, Old Testament God allowed, you know,

children to be born into hunger and to die in disasters, but for fathers to responsibly cut off the tips of their son's penis. Yes, yes. But that's Old Testament God. With what, though? They didn't have, like, tools like doctors have. Did they just take a knife and cut off the tip of their son's penis? For the circumcision?

Yeah. Yeah. They had blades. They would just sharpen... Was it just take a knife and cut off the tip of the circumcision yeah yeah they had blades they would just sharpen it's just like a kitchen knife uh maybe it was just a sharp rock all right stay still son maybe it's a a bone carved knife you know you know what i just remembered uh the the master class thing i remember the the main the main reason that they they cited for removing it off the platform which really pissed me off because it's like you guys wanted me to teach acting it was the it was the makeup part it was the part about costume and and doing makeup to be different characters oh yeah and i you know i'd portrayed some you know but

it's like that's just that's just acting they asked me to teach about acting so i yeah and i you know had portrayed some you know but it's like that's just that's just acting they they asked me to teach about acting so i do and i show you how to you know you know i think i think like there's a range like we saw that for example um heath ledger could uh yeah a straight man could could act and become a clown, a homosexual. Yeah. A blonde man. Exactly. And vice versa, you know, we've seen it.

We've seen the reverse where you have a gay man like Bon Jovi who can play a straight man at all of his concerts. So it's just very impressive. Which is a testament to his performing ability. It's great. You would never even know. But, you know, Masterclass, I don't want to talk about them unless they decide to sponsor us again. They did sponsor us at one point. They sponsored this podcast. Right? I remember that. We read an ad read for them. And I remember, yes, we had to pick out, they were like, look through all the master class courses yeah okay pick one out that you can use

as an example and I remember I picked out we picked out leadership by Bill Clinton because that was a real master class was Bill Clinton teaching not just leadership it was a it was was it diversity in leadership I can't remember I can't remember it specifically but I do remember it was some sort of stupid fucking master class. Sorry, sorry. They are not going to sponsor us again now if you say that. No, I know, I know, I know. I shouldn't have said that.

I'm so wrong for this and that. I don't really want them to sponsor us after they remove my course from the platform. I mean, maybe they can ask us to make one together. How to be funny with the funny brothers i would so do that and if y'all want to become funny like the funny brothers you can head over uh to our patreon to listen to even more goofs and gaffs that might implore your imagination you know you might learn a thing or two by watching more behind the scenes content. Some bloopers. Some gags from our past

sketches slash music videos. An extra extended version of What are you doing? Sorry, the animation paused so I had to restart it. An extended version of this podcast. We have Uncle Sleepover returning soon. Yeah. We got the after show

The after hours Not the members only VODs From the streams Because that's for YouTube channel members only But you do get the full public VODs You do get the full streams Afterwards Since those aren't public

Like a week after they air I don't know when this podcast drops. Maybe, maybe not. But big new tiers and sticker club and overhaul and podcast producer shit. I don't know if it's yet. We've had to keep delaying it because I'm slow at graphic design like a little bitch. Hey, slow and steady wins the race. He does look good though.

Like the tortoise in that race he was with that hair. That's right. Yeah, he did win, didn't he? Yep. That does look good, though. Like the tortoise in that race he was with that hair. That's right. Yeah, he did win, didn't he? Yep. That hair was so fucking confident. I know, and look what happened. You know, they try to say that blind confidence will always, you know, win. No.

What, are you wet? Yeah, I just feel like, you know how you can sometimes feel the beads of sweat drip from like... Oh, when you can feel it drip from your armpit and hit down here yeah that's happening right now that happens when i take adderall sometimes it'll just but uh thank you for watching yeah uh we hope that you have a beautiful and bright future so like it's the last episode we hope you have a super bright it's their last episode potentially you know yeah you could die before the next episode comes out. So before that happens, I wish you well. And make sure you're subscribed to Patreon

so if you die, it'll keep renewing the membership. And don't step on any cracks. Oh yeah, absolutely. But go over to the Patreon if you want to watch the extended version of this episode, the after hours,

the after show, whatever it's called. Still don't... It's the extra bit of segment. It's extra podcast. The After Hours, the After Show, whatever it's called. Still don't really know. It's the Extra Bit of Segment. It's Extra Podcast. Extra Bit of Segment. Extra Bit of Segment, yeah.

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