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Episode Date: May 6, 2024

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Underwear drawers are like the Wild West of wardrobes. There's no rhyme or reason. Anything goes. You got pairs from three birthdays and two Christmases ago, pairs from five different brands and five different fits. When you open that drawer every morning, you have no idea what to expect. Not me though. I felt the buttery soft comfort of MeUndies. My other pairs, they had to go. So when it comes to comfort, MeUndies has you covered. Get 20% off your first order plus free shipping at meundies.com slash supermega. You heard that right, 20% off your first order plus free shipping at meundies.com slash supermega. Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to The Talking Show.

My name is Matthew Watson. And my name is Ryan McGee. And we are so happy to be sitting here. In fact, let me get a little more comfortable. Let me kick these off. Oh, you're letting the piggies out? Let me kick these off. Damn.

Let me get comfortable. Hey, if you guys stick around, maybe later you'll see a little sneak peek of what's under them socks right there. Maybe. I like your socks. You know what they say about black socks? They never get dirty. Oh.

The longer you wear them, the blacker they get. I have to smell them to make sure if they're clean or not. And it's not necessary. Basically, as long as they don't smell bad or like a little bit off, I will wear them. Yeah, I rewear socks. Socks are meant to be reworn. I rewear them.

If you don't sweat it. Well, now it's getting hot outside, so we're gonna be sweating a lot, which means, might be flip-flop weather, which means we're gonna have to take care of our toesy-woesies a little more. My toes are some nail clippers nasty right now. Do people file their toenails? Yeah, is that like a regular thing people do we should get a mani-pedi Get our toes looking fun. I've never had one my toes are disgusting. Yeah, they have some fungal infection

They would have a good time with your toes. Don't go to South America without taking your shots, folks. That's all I'm going to say. Well, you had the option. Especially if you're sent an email by Montana Jones, who says that there's a treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Listen, man, I told you from the start, I thought that was just bullshit. Nope, you just come back with a fungal foot infection, but

You know what actually I I did have I did gain a little bit of treasure yeah, yeah, I I met someone there No way get out like a friend or like like? Yeah, his name is Hank. Oh, nice. He was cool. He let me stay at his place a little bit while my foot was in the most pain it's ever been, but I don't know. He gave me foot massages at night. Oh, that's sweet. While I was sleeping only, like I would wake up to them and fall asleep to them. I think that's normal. It's more like I'd start to fall asleep and then I'd feel my foot kind of being it felt good So like I wasn't gonna say anything sure

We also weren't on first name bases by then it took it took me about a few days to get Hank out of his mouth Yeah Overall I'm back and I'm okay. I think that's that's that's that's that's where it is fungal infection I will say I mean it looks better, but it's it's When you had your socks off earlier. I noticed it. I mean it's pretty I mean there's a smell and everything I know you leave you leave wet You know like footsteps I soak my socks in Febreze every morning in hopes that it might you know deter the smell even a little bit Yeah, I mean the clean linen Febreze smell is great

I started putting coconut in my socks even. Really? Yeah. Like coconut shavings. Shavings. Like you put on a cake? That's actually supposed to be pretty healthy. Helps kind of, helps not, I don't know what the term is, but helps get rid of dead skin

because it kind of shaves it off. It exfoliates. Yeah, it exfoliates your skin. Nice, nice. I was a little let down just because you know, you got the email from what was the name Montana Jones. Yeah and I said, Ryan this is bullshit, this is a scam and you wouldn't listen and you flew down to South America. I don't even know what country you went to and then I there was no contact for five weeks and you know that was my birthday was during that time so I didn't get like a happy birthday drawing from you

this year. Well the treasure map they sent me was a bit confusing so it was just a red line and I kind of had to assume certain things it was like it was like a stereotypical treasure map. Were you like in the jungle and shit? Yeah I crossed a river. Yeah, two rivers. Nice That's probably where the foot Did you wear did you wear shoes while going through the jungle? Yeah, we're big boots But you walked through water with your shoes on yeah And then most people who like walk through walk through creeks their shoes on I mean, that's how you get trench foot

Are you sure that's not trench foot that you have? I haven't gone to a doctor So I mean I I think neither you nor I are medical professionals So true, I mean you've you've you've given me a doctor's number that I should go to out of worry But I just don't like his last name Yeah, and and if he's anything like my doctor... If you know what I mean. And if he's anything like my doctor he's gonna hug you. Oh true. Dr. Huggums. Yeah Dr. Huggums. Throwback to last episode if you missed that one. Real good one. Dude you got water dripping down your mustache. I spilled water a little bit.

How much did you spill, bro? No, you can't even see it. Barely. Not at all, man. I mean, with this screen, you know, you can't really tell the difference between the dark navy blue and the black, micro-modal fabric robe that I'm wearing. A MeUndies micro-modal fabric robe? It is.

But I don't think we have a MeUndies ad for this week. I don't know. They just Meandies ad for this week. I don't know. They just sent it to me so I'm putting it on because I didn't want to just wear a tank top because I don't know if that's too cash. Dude, it's your podcast. If you want to be cash, you can be as cash as you want.

But how, but, you know I say that as if putting on a robe is the opposite of casual. It's pretty businessy, you know? Well I guess higher ups, you know, like higher ups. Who's the robe guy? You get the billionaires with their robes, you know? Who's the robe guy though? What's his name again?

Is there a robe guy? Hugh Hefner. Oh yeah, he was always wearing that shit. And then in like a bunch of movies, if they're depicting like old Hollywood, the stars always come down like they're stairway in like a robe smoking a cigar. Like usually it's like a red robe with like black

kind of lining and stuff. Yeah, we should get some of those robes, like the specific millionaire or billionaire robes that they all have. Cause maybe, honestly, that might be the trick. We just wear them around the office the whole time. Get our names engraved even. Ooh.

Just Mr. McGee, Mr. Watson. I would love that. Just yours can be blue, mine can be red. All right. You know, like super mega colors. What are y'all's opinions on robes? We're dying to know. We're dying to figure out, you know,

what's the robe market like? Hit us up in the comments, guys. Tell us your favorite robe. Or nightcap. That's right. What's a nightcap? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm glad that the...

I figured out the charades you were doing. Yeah. Hey, they don't call me the 2006 charades champion for nothing I feel like an idiot you said nightcap and I was like what's a nightcap I guess a nightcap could also be like a beer right it's the last drink of the night yeah so it's like if you're talking about like a like a like a cap as in a hat it could also be like a night's helmet, you know? A knight cap. Oh true. And he's just real, he's real cash and he calls it... The feather thing? Yeah.

Yeah, he just calls it a cap. You know what the feather thing is called? Macaroni? Maybe. Remember? That dude stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni. Yeah, I always thought that was one of those more like goofy wide-brimmed explorer hats that they were talking about in that song Stuck a noodle in his hat and caught no stuck a feather in his head and called it macaroni. Why did he do that? What's the beginning of that? Well, Yankee do all went to town riding on a pony Stuck a feather in his hat cap and called it macaroni Dude, some dude just wrote that

stupid short little thing and it became a worldwide sensation we're about everyone knows it we're about to give them credit Yankee Doodle where the fuck did Yankee Doodle come from whose Yankee Doodle dandy the Kennedy Center Yankee Doodle the story behind the song ooh the song Yankee Doodle seems as American as apple pie, the Fourth of July, and flying the stars and stripes, doesn't it? It's a song every school kid, gray-haired grandpa,

and kazoo band can sing and play together with Gusto. Yeah. But did you know that the words to this song were written as a slap in the face to Americans? What? Yankee Doodle is a famous example of an insult that backfired. I'm sorry, what? That's an anti-American song? A colonial insult. The Yankee Doodle tune was already well known by the 1750s,

but tradition says that in 1755 a British doctor named Richard Schuckberg No, Shuckberg, sorry, Shuckberg, I I don't know penned new words to mock his American allies He betrayed the colonists as rude crude and with attitude. It says cowardly. I just thought why would he mock his allies? What a dick in the song scuckberg. I'm just gonna say Stuckman Chuckberg. Whoa, that is a weird last name. So Suckberg, I'm just gonna say... Stuckman. Sch... Schuckberg? Whoa, that is a weird last name. Suckberg?

I think it's Schuckberg. Okay, Schuckberg referred to the American fighter as both a doodle, a country hick, and a dandy, a conceited jerk. No one has ever figured out exactly where the term Yankee comes from. One guess is that Yankee started as a nickname Little Jan, used by Dutch settlers at the time, but the Brits used it to mock all American colonists. Later, of course, it became the name of a very famous New York baseball team. Yeah it did. So I guess it's just an insult that turned around?

Just a bitter British man was like, I'm going to show those Americans. But he really had no idea that he had written a classic right there, that even now, you know, 300 years later, we're still singing it, man. Everyone's singing it, and it's not even like a recorded song, that it's like, oh yeah, I know that song. It's just spread through like word of mouth. So the song's just about an idiot.

Yeah, an American idiot. It's stuck a feather in my hand, call it macaroni. It's macaroni! It's macaroon, yeah. Yeah. Okay. So it's a... But we took it back.

Yeah, we took it back. That song is, it represents us and how proud we are to be American. And I would fucking stick a feather in my calf and call it macaroni proudly. It's funny, cause that tune, it's gotta be originally from something else, I guess, like an actual, cause it says it's a parody.

Like a battle song We're there like marching whenever I hear it. I think of the yeah the Confederate whistle That's what I is that what is that what we can call it the Confederate whistle It's like I think of a like a group of soldiers in like 1750 marching and there's like the dudes with like the drums and the little like flute marching with them marching and there's like the dudes with like the drums and the little like flute marching with them like that. Do you think they're all singing it together? Riding on a pony stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni. You know what's actually weird was when the settlers came over they had British accents and like how did it change to this so quickly because like there was there came a point with like in not that

long I think where it's like there was no more British accent anymore because I know obviously accents form because of the separation of two groups and things just start to change and mutate. You ask a similar question as like Tim Allen it's like if there are still British like accents mm-hmm then why did it disappear from the like what he says about evolution like if there's still month like what is it it's like if man come from monkey yeah why they're still monkey if if if American come from British accent then why still British accent whoa that's a good point. Because Australian, for example, you could still hear the British in that. You can't hear the British in the American accent at all.

There's none of that bullshit and thank God. Does the Southern accent like a slow degradation of a British accent? I think it's like Scottish and Irish. Yeah, you get out of here. Oh yeah, true. Okay Where the hell did the southern accent come from? Let me actually I'm real curious brother about What the southern because we're learning a lot today. I know today's like a school day. I know I don't like school days, man I like the weekends. Well, you can learn things on the weekend Like what what's his age?

How many songs, how many number one Billboard hits does he have? A lot. You can learn how many monthly listeners he has on Shopify, Spotify. He's number one. The weekend looks like he could be either like 30 or 40. Yeah, it's like he could be 40 with like a lot of makeup on

or 30 and just be like pushing that direction. Yeah. He's kinda, he seems like he could be 40 with like a lot of makeup on or 30 and just be like push in that direction Yeah, he's kind of he seems like one of those guys that might have sold his soul to the devil to become famous He just kind of strikes me as that you know Like like the devil blessed him with a beautiful voice and was like weakened you're gonna be famous I don't think fortnight would ever put anyone that was that that is from the devil It's a great game. You don't know that dude. The Chinese wouldn't stand for it. That's true. Yeah.

That's a good point. The Chinese. Okay. It's such a stupid... When someone says the Chinese, it always like comes across as... it just makes me giggle. It's like, the Chinese. Well, because it's just like, it's the same equi... it's like, the Reds., yeah, it's it just sounds when you put the in front of a race or a group of people it automatically makes it a lot worse Even if the context is like perfectly innocent just makes it sound worse because it's grouping in everybody You know it's it's grouping a singular with a one idea with a with one ideal you ready for this I'm ready for this baby.

Y'all ready for this? Burn it up. I'll have the. My sister's calling me. Why she always call me when we're recording. She must know dude. What is it about this time? Samantha, you're on the podcast.

I was looking up where Southern accents came from and you have interrupted that. So this better be good What the what is the origin of the southern accent like how did it form is it like from British or Why I'm asking we're trying to figure it out We're trying to figure it out. Seems like a simple Google question would do that. Well, I actually had it pulled up on Google and then my phone screen changed to.

She was about to read it. I was literally, I was wetting my lips to read it and then my phone screen said, Sister Sam is calling. So I had to take it. It's good that you have the reminder of sister in there. I forget sometimes. Do you know what?

What? I was gonna see if you're getting mom anything for Mother's Day. Is that soon? Forget do you know what what? When is that Alright Yeah, I'll say some chocolate. Yeah, I'll get some chocolates. I'll mail. I'll mail her some chocolates in the mail and flowers And a teddy bear. No, I'm not going to send her merch that we lose money that way. Maybe I'll send her like a Caesar salad. Orion might send a Caesar salad or something.

Maybe we'll send fresh oysters together straight from the beautiful California coast from Santa Monica. All right, Sam, I got to learn about the Southern accent, so I got to get bouncing I gotta get bouncing. Bye. What a fucking freak man. Here we go. Many features suggest that it largely developed from non-standard dialects of colonial English as spoken by white southern planters and British indentured servants plus a more minor influence from the creoles and pigeons spoken by black Caribbeans." So a mix of creole from from the Caribbean's and then some some British indentured servants. I like what they're called

indentured servants. It's like they're slaves. It's just like you're making it sound nicer. Indentured servitude. That's an're slaves. It's just like you're they're making it sound nicer indentured servitude That's an even a better word. Is it is it a separate thing from what being enslaved? You're indentured so supposed to be it's like you get paid, but you're you don't have a choice like you are That's fucking crazy. And what's even crazier is this ad read? even crazier is this ad read. Christmases ago, pairs from five different brands and five different fits. When you open that drawer every morning, you have no idea what to expect. Not me though. I felt the buttery soft comfort of MeUndies. My other pairs, they had to go. Why? Because MeUndies, hands down, is the best. I'm hooked in honestly. Feels off trying to wear anything else at this point. But breaking news guys, MeUndies isn't just about underwear anymore. Explore

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Right before the reading of whatever it was. I'm sure they were very impressed and proud. Yeah, very. I mean, they see our intellect in full color on the podcast. It's very beautiful. Speaking of color, how many colors is on that shirt of yours? This one?

Yeah. One, two, three, four. Wait, are you counting black and white? Okay, black shirt, white, green, pink, yellow. Oh, do you want me to? This shirt is available at shop.funnybrothers.com. You just looked good in it. Oh, I thought you were trying to make me.

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That thing was slick. And Dr. Claw? Dr. Claw, and see in the first movie, they get an actor, well they got an actor in the second movie, but they have an actor that you see his face and everything. And then the second movie, they couldn't get the same actor, so they just shot it like Cow and Chicken or like the early episodes of Fairly Oddparents where like always his head is

just off-camera or it's like silhouetted drastically. I remember that because when I think of Dr. Klaw I can't think of his face I just see literally like from the neck down and his claw hand which I always thought was cool but scary. But I think that's more of a reference to the TV, like the origin, like the TV show or something. And then, because the first movie was like, what, Dr. Claw, why am I seeing his little face? Who is this? You know a lot of trivia about Inspector Gadget,

the movies. Did you see him with your dad in theaters? I don't even know if two came out in theaters. I feel like that went straight to VHS. But I will say the actor that they got to replace Matthew Broderick as Inspector Gadget in Inspector Gadget 2 played one of the burglars in Home Alone 4. Wait they replaced him in in number two? Mm-hmm. It's not Matthew. It's some other guy that looks vaguely similar to Matthew Broderick.

Spector Gadget 2. But he was also in Home Alone 4. Oh. Whoa. They changed his ass. I remember this cover. I remember drawing it. I would draw it.

And Brown Bricks, there's the, because we're talking about Inspector Gadget and they're going to go, they didn't bring up Brown Bricks. Brown Bricks. Brown Bricks. Dr. Claue was sick if you know cuz you would go to like Walmart and they had those remember those claws where they'd make that Like that the ones that were like red they looked like a magnet But they had like a yellow handle and you squeeze the thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I loved that I always felt like I'd go around and I'd like play pretend with it. If I was wearing long sleeves or a jacket,

I would pull my arm in with one of those and pretend that I was Dr. Claw. Or what I also did a lot was I took tin foil and I would shape it into a claw shape and then hold onto it and pull my sleeve up so you can't see my hand. Boom, I was Dr. Claw in the flesh. Well because of Dr. Claw, I would would add I would draw so many characters on notebook paper during school hours that had just a claw me too, dude

I just thought it was the coolest thing dude when you're a kid like a claw for an appendage It's so full of shiny a shiny like metal claw it goes and also when I was a kid one of my favorite movies was Thomas and the Magic Railroad and I saw it in theaters and the bad guy in that movie he's a diesel that has a big claw on top of them so they all had claws man and it was back in the day like where did those go man? Where's the claws in media today? Well there's white claw. So now people are more interested in drinking than make believing having a robotic claw with their buds or alone in their room. We got too many people fucking sipping the poison instead of sitting down with some bros, getting some tin foil out, and crafting it into the shape of a claw and playing around the living room.

Was Inspector Gadget a Disney movie? I think so. Or does Disney just own it now? Was there an Inspector Gadget thing at Disney at all? At Disneyland or Disney World? I love a good Disney production. I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking. Directed, based on, produced, blah, blah, blah.

I did cinematography. Production companies, Walt Disney Pictures. Yeah, because I feel like at one point at Disney World or Disneyland, they had like an Inspector Gadget something. I didn't go to Disney World that much, and the last time I went to Disneyland was like 2022 or some shit like that, it's been a bit. I remember, last time I went to Disneyland was,

I actually don't remember. All I can say is that there's definitely no inspector... as of close to a year and a half to two years ago there is no inspector gadget ride. Maybe you just missed it when you're walking around. Maybe you were in a trunk in haze. Maybe I was. I was on that uh, those Star Wars drinks. I was on that the fucking blue milk, dude The blue milk is good. I like the green more but but the they're both good. I get both green. Yeah You know, I like the green milk voice crack There's only blue milk. Where are you getting the green? No, there's blue and green. They're different flavors

The green one is kind of like tangy and uh and it's got a little sour kick to it. Ooh, that does sound good. I really like it. But I don't remember green milk being in the Star Wars vocal canon on screen. Yeah, it might not. Blue milk is. It might not have been in the movies, but it's in, I'll tell you what, it's in the theme park. Remember when Luke Skywalker drinks milk from the breast of a creature?

No. I told you, still with Star Wars, I haven't seen. I can't believe actually, at this point I should have seen. You know what a Tonton is? Yeah, I know what a Tonton is. It's like the camel thing. Yeah. Yeah.

Look at you. You can quiz me on Star Wars. I might know some shit. OK. What is Boba Fett? An alien? A bounty hunter. Okay. Okay another one. Okay I've got one wrong. What Star Wars character keeps the lightsabers of his fallen victims and has four arms the fuck uh

And is a half Reptilian half robot concoction forearm Frank appears in episode 3 general really general grievous no general general grievous kind of general grievous yeah okay last question okay so I got one wrong got one right this is this is what's gonna make or break it yeah are you ready for yeah I'm ready I'm just thinking of something real quick.

Hold up. I'm trying to... Tension's killing me. The suspense is just... True or false, even though they are brother and sister, Luke and Leia swap spit by kissing. They do kiss. They do.

I do remember that from episode 4. I'm surprised they didn't... I can't remember. I just wish they had a like, you're my sister! He's like washing his mouth out with soap. I wish they had directed him like that. I just watched... It was fucking insane, dude I just watched the 1996 Romeo and Juliet with Leonardo DiCaprio. Have you seen that movie?

I have not because it never interested me because it's from the same director that directed the Elvis is it yeah Oh shit. Well, the only movie I've seen by this guy was I think the The oh, what is it the Gatsby movie? Oh yeah, but he moved into doing more like I guess serious movies like that But not as stylized as Romeo and Juliet Dude, Romeo and Juliet Gatsby The first like five minutes in I was like I love this it's edited and shot and directed so fucking crazy

Like we should definitely watch it for Uncle Sleepover Because it is insane. I was watching a scene of like them kind of putting old Shakespearean speech of like a bunch of like dudes. Yeah the whole movie It's it's like modern-day, but they speak in Shakespearean. I thought it was good. I was watching I was like what the fuck is this? It's supposed to be goofy. Okay. But it's it's really it's really funny. I didn't understand. Is Tobey Maguire in it? No. I didn't understand like half the movie. Why would I watch it? Paul Rudd's in it. Young Paul Rudd, he's handsome. What? Yeah, he plays the the the to-be-husband of Juliet who she's supposed to be marrying. Just like when Bradley Cooper played the parents choice

for the wannabe husband and meet the parents. Yep. No, that's Owen Wilson, right? It is Owen Wilson. No, I'm thinking of Wedding Crashers. Owen Wilson's the ex in that movie. Yes, but Wedding Crashers is the one with Bradley Cooper. I'm sorry, there were people, they're fucking,

they're a little, wrong alerts were going off. Meet the parent heads punching the air right now. Meet the Fokker heads. But I wanted to read something to you. Okay. Because while I was watching, while I was watching this movie of a Shakespearean, I got curious and I was like, oh man,

what if our whole book was written in Shakespearean, I got curious and I was like, oh man, what if our whole book was written in Shakespearean? So what I did was I found a tool online that would convert text to Shakespearean text. So I converted a passage of our book to old Shakespeare style and I'd like to read it if that's all right. That's fine.

First I'll read the original passage, okay? Well, we have a copy of our book right up there. Oh my god. You're right You loser So for context Ryan and myself are watching the taking of Pelham 123. When nature calls, Ryan waddled toward the Grecian bathroom, his sphincter puckered. Sitting on the commode, Ryan flipped through the latest edition of National Enquirer. Jennifer Aniston's lumpy mombod was absolutely disgusting. It's called a diet, sweetie, Ryan chuckled to himself.

He made two or three brown and wiped his bottoms free of any leftover brown. Shortly after, he made some white or two and buttoned his trousers. As Ryan finished drying his hands on the silk curtains, his pager went off. It flashed the message, S.O.S. Ryan smacked his teeth. Bugger off! What could have been so important as to interrupt this most sacred tradition of watching the taking of Pelham 123, 2009 action slash thriller film, with his friend at Matt H. Watson? Ryan took a moment to cool off from this intrusion when he finally joined Matt in the living room. He found his buddy laughing out loud to a Joe Rogan, Spotify comedian in parentheses, podcast clip.

What's got you in stitches, my good friend? Ryan asked. Nothing, brother. Just watching some Joe. He sure is insightful. Matt paused the clip to save it for later and patted the cushion on the couch closest to him. How about we get back to... Before Matt could finish his sentence, his pager began to beep loudly. It read the same eerie message as his companion's. S.O.S. Matt rolled his eyes and threw his attention back to the movie screen. Cracking his pager in two like shrimp on rice, he dropped it to the floor and picked up the remote.

Are we ready to go? Matt asked. Hit it! The film continued and so did the fun. John Hamm was perfectly cast as Ryder and his performance brought Ryan to tears. Looking to Matt during the scene where Ryder threatens to kill a passenger lest Garber confess his sins, Ryan softly whispered, how can life be this good? And all with my best friend to share it with. You chose a long passage. I did. So you're gonna have to read all of that in Shakespearean now. It made it much better, I will say. Okay, okay. When nature summons doth resound, quoth Ryan, He hobbled toward the Grecian privy,

His nether portal tightly clinched. Perched upon the porcelain throne, Ryan perused the freshest tome of the national inquirer. The visage of fair Jennifer Aniston, her form now marred by lumps, Did soar afront his eyes. "'Tis but a simple fast thou needest, sweetling," he murmured low, a chuckle in his throat. He fulfilled his earthing needs, a brace or tray of sable deeds, then cleansed his hinder parts of any tarrying shades. Anon, he wrought a duo of alabaster deeds and fastened his britches tight, as Ryan's

hands in silken drapes he dried, his summons device did shrill. The light spelled out dire letters. S.O.S. With teeth a clack, Ryan spat, Avant! Annoyance! What matter could so press that it should dare to break this hallowed rite, the viewing of The Taking of Pelham 123, a kinetograph of action and thrill with his comrade at Mad H. Watson? How you like it so far? I'm loving it. Pretty good?

I don't know if it can get any better. The bathroom stuff is... Oh. The Nether portal? Yeah, it changed sphincter to Nether portal. Ryan cooled his ire from such rude breach. At length he joined his mate Matt in the hall of common repose, only to find him guffawing at the jests of Joe Rogan, bard of Spotify's stage.

What jest hath caught thy fancy, dear chum?' inquired Ryan. "'Not, my brother, save for Yon-Jo's wit profound.' Matt stayed the jest with a touch and beckoned Ryan to the softness near. "'Shall we return to...' Matt's speech was cut by the shrill of his own beeper, its message mirroring his fellow's S.O.S. With the roll of his orbs, Matt's gaze returned to the magic lantern's light. In ire, he snapped his beeper asunder as one cleave shrimp upon the

rice and cast it down, then seized the wand of channels. Aren't we prepared to proceed? Matt posed the query. Strike it so! The moving shadows played once more, their revelry undimmed. John Hamm, as writer, did grace the scene so well, it brought Ryan to a well of tears. In a tender moment, whilst writer threatened woe upon a traveler should Garber not confess his sins, Ryan DeMatte did whisper soft, How can life be thus sublime, and shared with thee, my comrade true, in mirth and time? Holy shit. That's pretty beautiful, right? I was fucking tits. It was the tits.

I was laying in bed cracking up. I was literally laying in bed after. The opening part with the brown and white definitely, I think, is only made better by the Shakespearean nature. It's great. We should just do a whole Shakespearean translation of our book. Release it as a little thin floppy paperback. And leave space in the margins for people to write notes and annotate because teachers will

make you do that. I fucking hated annotating books. Our goal is to get Super Mega Saves the Troops as one of those, like, a book that would be allowed for an English teacher to teach in their class. as one of those like a book that would be allowed for an English teacher to teach in their class. Make it a part of the curriculum. Make it about story structure. And it's a great story structure, so.

And then, and then, and then, and then. People have used that book for a class project. I've seen it online before, where someone has actually done like their, like an essay where they had to choose a book or a presentation, an essay, one of their friends from down the block. But yeah, that's pretty crazy.

Don't stop the cameras, dude. Don't even joke. Put that down. Stop, dude, you're gonna scare me. Did you actually, did you stop it? Yep. No you didn't. I saw the red light disappear for a second.

Why are you still looking? I'm not looking. The TV is right behind you. Why are you still checking to see if it's recording or not? I'm not checking. I'm looking, look, side blinders. I'm looking straight at you. No, stop.

See? When I looked, the red light was off again, because it flashes, so it scared me. You keep checking. I do keep checking. I'm living rent free in your head, Watson. Yes, you are, dude. And I'd like to kick you out, please.

Nope, squatter's rights. Squatter's rights are awesome. Yeah, hold on. It's actually how we got this office. Thank you, I noticed that. That's right, right? Yeah, you had some people fucking punching their computer screen for about five minutes

while the spinning logo computer was asunder. Is that the correct, Why are you blowing kisses at me? Because I thought that was a good little sentence you put together. Why are you biting your lip at me? Doth bite your thumb at me? I'm not. Watson? I'm not. I wish that was still an insult. Instead of like middle fingers just, ah! Just bite your tongue and, I mean, bite your thumb. Maybe give it a suck or two. Imagine like seeing that and be like, like some guy's threatening you on the street like, hey!

Mwah! Just sucking on his thumb. He doesn't know how to do it quite well. Oh man. Or just like, ah! And like his nail starts to bleed because he cracked it. Have you ever done that? No, I've never bit my fingernail. No, not bit through your fingernail bleed because he cracked it. Have you ever done that? No, I've never bit my fingernail.

No, not bit through your fingernail, but just cracked it. Oh yeah, more so a toe like when I stubbed it and then you see the dark red and black under the nail. And then if you have to heat up a needle and pierce it to release the pressure. Yeah, you do, baby. It's a great feeling. It's a nice relief, but it hurts.

I dropped a weight on my pinky once. Just, bap! And my whole pinky was black for a while. It was pretty cool, it looked like I was a... It looks normal now. Some kind of goth kid. Looks pretty good, honestly. Thanks, man.

That's a nice pinky. You know, it was 11 years ago, so. Luckily, the nail has, you know... What was actually cool was like, it was black, and then you could see the black over the weeks like shifting up with because your nails growing so it's like pushing it out. It was pretty rad but not as rad as that commercial break, but this one as well. Gotcha! Oh, they thought there was going to be another ad read.

Oh yeah. Where's Angie when you need her? They'll put Angie in wherever they see Angie's fit. They'll stuff Angie anywhere in this podcast dude. They will. We don't put that in. Angie gets fucking injected into this podcast and we have no say on it.

Angie controls us, okay? A-N-G-I. Angie's list is now Angie. I did go to listen to part of one of the episodes of Super Mega Show because I just wanted to see how it sounded on Spotify and shit. I press play immediately, Angie Ed. I got like four of them.

I'm gonna test it out. I'm gonna try to listen to an episode of the Super Mega Show. That's right. Watch, it's gonna fuckin' uh. You might get angied. We'll see, we're testing to see if I get angied. So it's just if I press play on any. Yeah, dude, are you might get angied we'll see how we're testing to see if I get angied so it's just if I press play on any yeah dude are you gonna get angied okay hold on this episode is brought to you by progressive most of you aren't

just listening right now you're done cleaning so you didn't get angied but I got progressive you are progressive so are you fuck what happened I left the bar at the bottom Luke you're gonna have to blur that out completely the whole time we're embarrassed so y'all really just ditched that second monitor thing huh I was thinking about that yesterday we're not done setting this room up because right now the wires and cables connecting everything are a fucking mess and I came in here and I tried to on in my notebook, draw like a map of the wiring and the cables.

Dude, if you look at that thing you're not going to be able to tell how to read it. It's insane. They, I don't think I can now. There are so many things that are plugged into another outlet that's plugged into this and then these are here. They're going like through extenders. Yeah. Yeah, what I want to do is basically

Redo all the wiring get the ones that are just the right size Put them like mounts one of those runners on the wall so that they go through on the wall You don't see them. Okay, you're doing it then Nope Luke is you're helping me. Nope. Well, I'll work. You can help you. We'll all work together. I'll sit and watch. Okay I'll give words of encouragement Mmm, and that wire looks a little too long missed one

Speaking of podcast room I need to put some water in that fish tank behind you because I just noticed look like now on camera just half-empty Yeah, it looks like a decrepit fish tank now. I on camera just half empty. Yeah, it looks like a decrepit fish tank now. I could put some water in it. On Super Mega Junior, guys, on today's episode of Super Mega Junior, I'm putting water in the fish tank live.

So that's the benefit. The first thing, actually, on the episode of Super Mega Junior that'll be posted to our Patreon, which you can go for five bucks a month, or if you want to get a sticker that month, we advertise what the sticker is usually. You should, for this month it's done, or April it's done. This isn't going on.

Luke, show May's stickers on screen real quick. Yeah, what's May's? Well, May has multiple stickers. Sign up for Sticker Club and you, right now, you can get these three stickers in the mail. One of them's shiny. Not only that, you get all the backlog of the Patreon content, which is like,

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Shut up! Hey. Talk about things! The fish tank sure is empty. Yeah it is, but we'll talk more about that. Right after this ad break. Hey, we're at a stage right now where we don't have too many, we're not getting too many ad reads at the moment. They're gonna be picking up when win ad season hits, but better

No, they're just they're sick they're they're securing them or something. I don't know Pretty epic though that picture you sent me sorry sorry to change conversation But Matt you sent me a picture last night, and I just wanted that was that mom's heart You were playing binding of Isaac and you sent me a screenshot of the screen You're like look at this I Was your character was really small, but there was a picture before there was one where it was super tiny Just looked like a boss or something hold on I don't think I took a picture of an enemy because I wouldn't have been able to take it while I'm fighting

You know I did beat mom's heart yesterday though. Oh no never no sorry You went into a room with all those fucking soul hearts and got so many fucking hearts. What are those called, the ones, the white ones that- I'm just saying soul hearts, I don't know. The, in Binding of Isaac, they're the white ones that if you collect it, it gives you a full, like, new heart. Who are you playing as?

Uh, I think I was playing as Kane. I love Kane. It's my favorite now. Lazarus, out of here Cain. Every pill you take, positive effect. Dude for real like I didn't have any negative and I actually yesterday had the best most fun Run I've probably ever had in that game using a seed. As Cain? Yeah And I used a seed that I found online because someone was like this is a really fun run if you use this seed And I did and unfortunately if you play with a seed, it doesn't count any achievements or anything.

Really? Yeah. Okay, so then the purpose of a seed is just to kind of for your own self-gratification. It's for fun. It's like if you want this specific dungeon layout with like these items guaranteed in the item rooms, do this seed.

But I did it, honestly after this episode's done, you should try it out. It's so much fun, you're so powerful, and you shoot lasers and all sorts of things. You're fat. You can, and then later on, my head detached and was circling around me, floating, shooting lasers, and that was actually really difficult

because I couldn't tell my body and my head and like five buddies all around me. Oh, I had one buddy that got me upset and like I died pretty early on so like I Didn't really get to see what the pet did, but it was like I can't remember what his name was it was like nubnub wants coins, and it was just this head and like he just Floated to any coin that popped up he'd take take it but it wouldn't go into my inventory. Wait, what? Yeah, he would just take it.

And I'd be like, what? Eventually he like grew an extra size, but I didn't see what happened after that because I died shortly after, but I'm guessing he might become stronger with coins. I don't know. Does he attack? He wasn't attacking,

or I didn't see him attacking in his first form. Huh. Maybe in the second form he does. Maybe he picks up coins and then once he's picked up a certain number something happens where he gives you an item or something. But yesterday I was playing on your Switch and I went into the first boss of Floor 1 was one I've never heard of. It was Steven. Dude, I came across Steven last night and it's the same thing. His, the item at the end of when I killed him was Little Steven.

Yeah. I love Little Steven. Little Steven's great. I don't think he did anything really. I didn't see him attacking. Doesn't he just shoot like kind of like a second psychic type shot or something? I don't remember.

I just remember thinking he was kind of like, I was like, oh, okay. But Steven is, I actually looked it up on the Wiki last night. To unlock Steven, you have to do some shit, so you've obviously done the shit, but uh. To unlock, to fight him? To have him like, even appear.

Okay, okay. It's one of the secrets. But Steven was pretty easy, I thought. Did you have a hard time? Yeah, mm-mm. It was just kind of running around in a circle and shooting. It's one of those umbilical cord bosses, essentially. Yeah, it's just like Gemini except it's Skinned differently and maybe as a dad and who you knew what about y'all?

well, just went on a picnic last time I was in Colombia, but The the country I wasn't invited but it's fun Why would you be invited because I I was I don't know was that around the time that I was in South yeah, you were you were in South Carolina. I Thought you said it was the country Columbia. No, I it was the you were in South Carolina though That's why you want to invite it Okay Like how am I supposed to invite you if I'm in a fucking foreign country with your stepdad?

I was just asking because if it was around the same time that I was in South America You could have swung a little invite or something. Send it like a little carrier pigeon. Okay, also completely different parts of South America. Were you in Brazil? Was that what it was? I can't remember. Like Amazonas or something? I didn't pay attention to the name.

Peru, Brazil, Venezuela, Morocco. They all kind of just. Damn it. I was really trying to keep a straight face. Wait, no, there is a country though that only a couple years ago I found out was on a completely different continent than I thought it was. What- like, it was a country that I thought was in South America but was actually in Africa. Egypt. Saudi Arabia. I thought it was at the tip, the bottom. What was it, dude? I'd have

to look at a name of country lists, but maybe it was Guyana. Dude, there's so many countries that I have never fucking heard of in my entire life. And I'm like, that's a country? I feel like some of these lists are just gaslighting us. Like if we're living in a simulation, they don't actually exist. They just throw them on these lists like, yeah, there's more countries. They don't have to render them though. No, it's just, I was about to say that's like the idea of you go up in a plane and they kind of like just dry it. Like they go a little bit, but they typically just go around in circles

until they get to the spot like a hundred miles away that looks like another place yep which if you've taken a road trip you would know unfortunately it's it's not the case but okay I remember it was Andorra I thought Andorra was a country in Africa but it is between Spain and France okay there was a country like right between that no one really talks about. Right, it's between Spain and France? Between the two stinkiest countries in the world. Well good thing it's not between Italy and France. Otherwise, no one would go there.

I'm just trying to find, there's a country called Baden, like Biden but with an A. Dude, I have,ign? Benin? I'm from Benin. B-E-N-I-N. There's a place called, like, I don't know if you know this, but like, in North America, it's not just America. There's like Canada, too.

You ever hear of this place? It's like with Canadians. Canada? Yeah, no, Canada. Canada? Yeah, it's North. It's like North North America no like up north that's just like New York and shit no no no but

like above that is also oh oh that big empty shit on the map oh yeah that's ours no there is a lot of empty space well also so hard for a manhunt a few years ago they yeah these two fucking douchebags that went on a little killing spree. And they went out into the wilderness and took forever to find them. They took the fun way out. Yeah, damn it.

You know, it's actually like, that's a great place to go on the run, is the Canadian wilderness. But you gotta be prepared because that is probably some of the most brutal Fuckin moves and shit the mosquitoes the fucking bears the cold like you have to be able to feed yourself There's no one out there It's also it's not actually as big as it is on the maps because the way the map projections are So cuz I remember looking at as a kid. I thought Canada was fucking massive. It's like four times bigger than America huge

there's it's like one of bigger than America. It's huge. It's not to the same liking, or it's not equal to Russia, for example, and all the wilderness, but there are spots in Canada that are just large swathes of wilderness. Maybe even hundreds of miles of nothing, like in Yukon and shit. All right, I'm gonna read you a couple country names and you tell me where they're located.

Alright? Ones I've never heard of. Cambodia? Cambodia? That sounds like somewhere in China, right? Uh, let me see. In Asia? South America.

No way. Yep. Okay, give me another one um Let's see The Duchy of Parma oh Okay, that is that is the name of it that that one's uh that one's gotta be in South America it is Africa okay, give me another one. I'll give you I'll give you another one Georgia that's a state yeah, I don't know how much I trust this list Africa

Yes, Georgia is in Africa the country okay, and then all right you want one for real. Yeah, tell me Loochoo l-e-w space c-h-e-w Loochoo Asia On the continent of Asia It is a series of islands in the Pacific Ocean off the Asian coast Hey, it's Asian. It is modern. It's one of the island chains that constitutes modern-day Japan Japan Japan Nice that's not a country this shoe wait this list says it's it's oh

It's also like I guess territories that are like are federally recognized. Like Cuba? Yeah. Well, Cuba's a state. Puerto Rico, I'm surprised Puerto Rico's not a state because it is part of America. It's like a territory of America. They vote against it. Yeah, but they vote in American elections. It is a fully, from what I know, I might be spreading misinformation. We also don't have the same, how about this?

If you took a Puerto Rican and put them in South Carolina. You'd see your stepdad Jim. No, I'm just saying, I don't think a lot of people are go. Yep. My American brother over there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, even though that you know, they do they Sorry, I'm scratching my armpit. Yeah, that's fine, man. It's a good scratch sound like very cartoon Yeah, put that mic up Okay, sorry. I'm just just going on this list real quick to see if there's Okay, if there's a holiday in Cambodia.

Oh, nice. Is that a Vietnam War song? I like how in the Vietnam War we're just like, you know that country next door? Let's bomb that too, but don't tell anyone. Uh, I'm bored. Let's go shoot up some rice patties. Suriname. S-U-R-I-N-A-M-E. Suriname, I don't know. Europe. South America.

Fuck. It is a... It was a Dutch colony on the northern coast of South America. Look at all these colonies! Give me some fucking countries, dude! Thailand! Where is that? Fuck.

I know this one. That's... That's right next to Canada, so that's North America. Yes. And I'll give you one more. Okay, I actually have no clue about this one. Vanuatu? I'm gonna say Pacific Island.

I'm gonna say Africa somewhere off the coast va nua tu Luke you better be putting the names of the countries were saying up on the screen in bold Helvetica white or whatever color you want with a little drop shadow He's editing this at like 4 a.m. But and if you don't want to do that you have to post a Detailed explanation of why. Right here. Or you can do both. At least two paragraphs.

Now Luke, if you do both, you got some brownie points. If you do both and show us your work, Matt and I will each separately Venmo you $5. Facts. And here is the proof. You'll get, Matt and I will each separately Venmo you $5. Facts. And here is the proof. Luke, you can put the Venmo receipts in. If he did the work.

If he did it. So Luke, do you want $10? But if he didn't do the work, then it's just you and I flipping off the screen. That's right. It's just us flipping off Luke. Yeah. Look at this, cause he doesn't get money.

Look, we're not flipping you guys off, okay? We were showing them what we meant by flipping off, because a lot of people don't know. The bird? Yeah, a lot of people don't know what this is. No, everyone knows what this is. I think it's pretty universal. Also, of course it is.

Vanuatu, or how? Van, vent? Sometimes I think they, like, you just think that I'm like bumbling around with zero understanding of things. Like, the way you react. Fine, then where's Vanuatu? Where is it, Matt?

Pacific Island. It's a Pacific Island nation. Is that where you just found it? Yeah. While you were reading it off of your phone? No, no, no, no, because it says the name and I click it and I have to go to a separate page where then it tells me, in general,

like a Wikipedia type thing There is a Pacific Island that's like a country that I found that just looks like looks like heaven You can go there and just become a citizen and leave all your woes behind There's this place called Hawaii I think I can go to go scamp around have some fun Maybe buy up a bunch of land off of the local population's land. We just did that. Maybe open up a little water park. Now you're giving away all our ideas for free, man.

Okay, we bought all of Maui for the biggest water park on earth. Yep, it starts at the top of the mountain that's on Maui. It starts with a K. Yeah, but I Yes, and there's gonna be a water slide. You're the one tippy-top bringing out this I can't help you You've been to Hawaii one two Actually eight or nine times right no, it's more than that I Took a guy I've taken a couple trips you don't know about.

Oh shit. 17, 17 times. I actually would've, if that was a reality, I would be very happy. It's funny, this is the second time today I'm talking about this, because when I went to go get my- It's your podcast, you can talk about whatever you want.

Well, it's because I got my man juice injected today, this morning and No, wow Yeah, your Adam's apple is piercing through. Mm-hmm. Notice it notice my facial hair Your your Adam's apple is getting bigger. It's covered in hair now. What if that was the only thing that changed? big-ass Adam's apple covered in hair But I'm also just that's where the hair is growing dude I hate

fucking my hair goes down two lines like that on the side but when I was getting the shot I asked the nurse I said how are you today and she said I'm doing I'm doing okay I just got back from vacation yesterday and I was like vacation where 'd you go she was like Hawaii Honolulu and I was like, Hawaii, Honolulu? And I was like, nice. So second time today I'm talking about Hawaii, and I think that might mean we live in a simulation. Probably Hawaii's not a popular place. No, and people don't talk about it a lot, so. Nope.

It's pretty crazy. Well people probably should talk about it more, especially after the fire that happened, the throw support. Our water park is gonna turn things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah our water park is now You have to show that you have We're kind of like making it an exclusive thing for now. We're doing like a You have to be from the main You know mainland America

Continental yeah continental America You know mainland America. Yeah continental. Yeah continental America To get in first, but we'll eventually open it up to yeah to Alaska and hope and Hawaiians Yeah, but it's gonna be cool. It's actually winds a little after Alaskans. Yes Just cuz they've lived there their whole lives So they already they got to experience it all the time in the world to appreciate it Yeah, so this is don't think it't think, it seems like we would, it's like, why would we offer them to cut a line in which they've been standing in their whole life, or they've been taking a part in the rite of their whole life?

They've had it good since day one, so, you know, that's why this is gonna be a continental, not continental, content, the mainland America. Yeah first and We actually why is not mainland. It's other landed. It's it's other landly It is it's it's a bit off the coast. It's pretty fucking far off. It's a if if if Could you surf there me Those waves are way too big. Really? Yeah, dude.

No, could you surf from here to there? I just gotta catch one big wave. That's all it takes. You can be right behind on your boogie board. The difference is one big wave, baby. It is like, Hawaii is, every time I look at a world map, I'm reminded that it is so much farther off the coast of America than I,

for some reason I've always thought it's like, ah, it's not that far, it's fucking far. Well, it's because we went hours. Yeah, we, dude, when you go to Hawaii, it does not feel like you're in America. And then we were- It's another country. When we were leaving it, we were like. It feels weird.

This was kind of like probably the motion I envisioned. The audio listeners, it was me kind of shoddily trying to sneak off but then coming back to kind of grab and protect it for my own. Ours. We called dibs. Ron and I called dibs on Maui, unfortunately. Those bananas were delicious. I did eat a, I picked a banana off a tree in Maui that was growing outside of an apartment building.

Okay. Just a banana tree. It was fucking delicious. Any worms in it? Probably, yeah. There's probably some parasites. Parasites? I say maybe some parasites.

Hawaii though is, it's odd that it's a- Out of water! Do you want some of mine dude? I got water right here. Don't drink it all though, there's not much left. Come on don't fucking do that dude! You fucking kidding me? You fucking drank all my water! I was thirsty dude!

You bitch! You water hogging bitch! The hell dude, I was just thirsty and I appreciate that you, you gave me you water hogging bitch. The hell, dude, I was just thirsty and I appreciate that you gave me some of your stuff. Doesn't seem like it, I hope you drown. Listen man, how about you and I hydrate and we talk about this in the SuperMegaJr episode on Patreon.

Yeah, let's go get some water and then we'll be right back for SuperMegaJr on Patreon. It's for those who don't know. And then you can see Matt put water in the fish tank. Speaking of water, yep, you're gonna see me put water in that fish tank. And if you don't wanna join the Patreon to see that, in the next episode of the podcast, it'll just have more water in it. And you'll go, damn, I missed it, unfortunately. But also, huge shout out to our podcast producers

and especially executive podcast producers on Patreon. You can see all their names right now rolling up on that beautiful screen. We really, really appreciate it. I saw my name. I saw a lot of people are seeing their names now. Well, we are putting their names. And I Well, we are putting their names and I also I'm subscribed to several patreon's that do that and every time I see my name I get so excited like

Yep at the end of the Adam Friedland show and the Y files that channel. It's feels so good info info wars redubd These fake name for that one. Yeah, okay, dude, but the Y files. It's that guy. I showed you when we were in Hawaii That talks about like the conspiracy theories and like aliens and stuff and he has the goldfish in the bowl Oh, you're saying how it's like corny or whatever. I kind of like it cuz it's grown on me So then you need that little bit of campiness Yeah, yes campness to enjoy something because then it feels like it's coming from a real true human It's grown on me since then. You need that little bit of campiness, I guess. Campness to enjoy something.

Because then it feels like it's coming from a real true human. Yeah, and I gotta say, it's probably in my top three favorite channels. The Y-Files. It's... Hecklefish is what it's called. See you guys! Thank you.