The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - BEST OF: #529: Doug Benson
Episode Date: August 15, 2024Adam and Drew welcome friend of the show Doug Benson to the podcast today and they discuss alcohol, marijuana, Doug’s upcoming Comedy Central TV show ‘The High Court’ and much much more. Leave ...us a voicemail: SpeakPipe.com/AdamandDrDrew OR Click the microphone at top of the homepage, AdamandDrDrew.com
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mandate. Get it on. Welcome to the show. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for saying hi. We appreciate
it and thanks for spreading the good cheer around. Good day, Dr. Drew. The gospel. Mm-hmm.
That's right. Now, speaking of hi, Doug Benson should be coming around in a couple of few.
We'll keep you posted.
We'll talk to him when he comes in here.
Until then, Drew and I shall continue our dialogue.
We have a call up there.
I don't know if that call up there is a call up there, Gary, or not.
It is.
It's there, man.
Okay.
Since our last update, I got a new one in.
Sorry about that. Okay. But that call was there for a while. not it is there okay I since our last update I got a new one in sorry about
that okay but that call was there okay it dropped in the guy I got you Matt 31
hey Adam what's going on man hey hey first of all thank you guys for taking
my call and I hope you can hear me okay I'm in the car driving not on speaker
but thanks thanks all right um yeah I wanted to kind of talk to Drew and I'm in the car driving, not on speaker. But yeah, thanks. Thanks.
All right.
Yeah, I wanted to kind of talk to Drew and a little bit Adam too about marijuana kind
of, I guess, appropriate drugs coming in.
But I know you guys have gotten a lot of calls on marijuana addiction.
And I'll try and make this quick.
I'm a, I still am, you know, an alcoholic.
I haven't drank for three years and a few
months
completely cut that out but i'm still very much uh... addicted to marijuana
you know every day from probably five times a day
i'm at the point now upon a few categories drew uh... that between one
to twenty years where the marijuana stopped having a perfect you can't just
get a little more depression from it now Also kind of in Adams you're thinking of
people with that nervous energy and that kick where they just kind of always got
it keep going and got that momentum. I'm just recently switching to stop-motion
animation back at school now and I'm working on stuff a lot and I find that I
don't really buy into that marijuana the marijuana being a source for creativity and stuff like that.
I don't really buy into that anymore but I find that I use it or I kind of rely on it
more out of habit now just as like a springboard to get focusing and working on stuff.
I've kind of, I use a lot of edibles too and my tolerance is really high with them so I
don't really get like any sort of high effects from it.
Right, you're like a viking in Attic Press to take it to prevent withdrawal.
The reason you don't have focus is you're going to go into withdrawal.
Full on.
Yeah, and so I'm kind of, I know I'm basically trying to figure out if this is all just me
being like a puss with the marijuana stuff and that's where all of this sort of like lack of like kind of hard
time flow.
I think, I don't know, I thought there was a question in here somewhere.
I guess.
Let me just say, Matt, everything you're doing is classic.
It's just classic.
It's what every marijuana addict does.
Anything but stop.
Anything but stop.
Yeah.
And if you're ready to stop, stop. And you'll need some help with
that. And you'll have a pretty bad few months, particularly with sleep. And there are people
that know what they're doing can help you with that. But it's kind of miserable. And
you just switch from one to the next. And now when people use alcohol, cocaine, pot,
pot's the one they have the most difficulty giving up.
Really?
Yeah, it's the one they have the most difficulty giving up. Always. Yeah, it's the one they love.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah, and so like you say, it is insidious
and it kinda, I mean, especially nowadays,
it's so quote unquote accepted that it's like,
I don't have, it's kinda how you talk about
getting people to get it, you know,
how do I force myself to stop when there's really
no immediate conflict to do it.
Well, you know, as I've been fond of saying,
we turned pot into a folk hero.
And you know what I mean?
It's like Bob Dylan in Rubin Hurricane Carter or something, you know?
I don't think he was a good dude.
And there's a lot of evidence that suggests he did do those murders.
But he's a folk hero.
You know what I mean? Like, you turn this
guy into a folk hero, and then we turn Pot into a folk hero, but it's not a folk hero.
It's not a good dude. It's just another way to get altered. And the main problem was the
man pushed against it so hard.
And so weirdly and so disproportionately
That they were forced to turn it into a folk hero in a way. Yeah, but
People are addicted their lives are
If not ruined certainly certainly affected young kids young people's I were I really worry
But yeah, yeah
I know, you know, I always say it it sort of falls under the heading for me of,
would you like to walk into your kid's room and see them doing this? Now, I walk into my kid's room
and I see my daughter eating ice cream out of the thing, and I don't want to see her doing that
either, you know? There's a whole bunch of stuff I don't want to see or what I'm engaging in.
But if you ask me, would you like it that you're, you know, now the insane thing is
we are living in a world where certainly we're living in a state and in a city where if you asked
state and in a city where if you asked 10 people with 10 year old kids, would you rather your son or daughter be a smoker or would you rather them smoke marijuana daily, they'd
all say, oh, for sure, marijuana. And I would say, I'd rather they smoke cigarettes, because
I feel like that would impact their life less. It might shorten their life more, but they could be, they,
I don't feel like it would affect their decision making
and their development and things of that nature.
Now, I understand you could have a discussion about it,
but I think in our city, it's 10 for 10,
and I wouldn't answer it that fast.
I'd give it some thought.
There's some pretty, some pretty, there's some folks historically that have smoked a lot of cigarettes and won a lot of
wars and done pretty good jobs as presidents and so on and so forth.
Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of kids get really...
Changes who they are, changes their trajectories.
It's really rough right now.
Not all of them, but some, man. It is bad times. Well, changes their trajectories. It's really rough right now. Not all of them, but some, and it is bad times.
Well, it's super accessible.
And a lot of the, some of the classic statement
we're getting now from kids, and I'm starting to wonder
if it is the cannabis.
When we, you know, they're unmotivated,
they don't want to get well, we're like,
what do you want to do, sit in the rest of your life
in your mom's basement, spoken pot,
and their response, essentially 100% of the time is, I don't know, what do you want me
to do?
What do I want you to do?
How do you engage in life?
It's so weird.
It's such a weird question.
It's, I know, I talked to my nephew a few weeks back and I was like, what do you want
to do?
And he's like, I don't know.
Is he smoking much a pot?
I don't know.
It'd be interesting to see if that's affecting him.
I'm not, I don't assume he is.
He's always just kind of, it's been his wiring.
Yeah.
He's kind of low key.
Yeah.
But it's like, well, what do you want to do?
It's like, I don't know.
Like, well, you want to go to June 1000.
And by the way, I don't want to blame pot for that attitude
that some millennials have,
but it may have something to do with it. I don't know. I don't want to blame pot for that attitude that some millennials have, but it may have
something to do with it. I don't know. I don't know.
Well, I don't know either. It's not something I suspect because again, it's his wiring.
But what I don't understand is, well, you can come over here and learn how to make movies.
Where are you? I had this great my family so enthusiastic. I was like I
Showed a
My family was over for Christmas the day after Christmas. I showed him my latest documentary and then I said
You know you could make movies like the
Documentary you saw the other night. He's like,
yeah, who made that? That was my movie. Oh, you made that movie? Yeah, I made the movie. That's
why I had you guys watch it. Oh, I thought it was just a movie. I said, no, no, I put it in because
I thought it was just a movie. I said, no, no, I put it in because this is my latest documentary that I was showing everybody. Oh, I missed that part. I think he showed
up, came in the room and sat down after the preamble, which is, here's my latest documentary.
And then he just watched it and enjoyed the documentary.
Nat. Forgot the preamble. But it made me think,
probably not a lot of discussion about it on the ride home, I'm assuming, because it probably
would have come. No, the thing that I always find amusing is I did, I did basically because they were captive, I forced my family to watch
that. On the other hand, I will never have another discussion with them about it ever
again, ever in any context whatsoever. Not me, them. It will never be discussed. It will never bring up. They won't, it'll never come up ever again.
On the other hand.
Will they remember they saw it?
I don't think so.
I don't know.
You do understand.
I was at my house last night and somebody said,
I did a celebrity match game last week and they and I won that the guy picked
me to do the celebrity that he was going to use as his partner to try to match off
well the first thing I did was I won the they picked three celebrities and they
go you know fill in the blank and they go bottom middle top and mine was the
top and he got the money for me and then so he picked me to
match off with to see if he could win twenty five thousand and he did and
You know start jumping up and down hugging me and stuff like that and
at a certain point
Lynette was out of town and Natalia was I don't know here
Lynette was out of town and Natalia was I don't know if they come out here. No, we shot at New York Okay, and and I said does anyone want to see the match game where he gets a 25 grand and Lynette and Natalia said oh
Yeah, let me hop in the shower
Lynette's Natasha's gonna hop in the shower and then we get out of the shower and then we'll watch I said, okay
About an hour went by
I said, okay.
About an hour went by.
At a certain point people just passed me in their bathrobes and went in the room and closed the door and I was like,
I guess we're not gonna watch this then. They're like, oh, yeah.
So I have something. I give something off.
Now I'm not I'm not devastated. I'm more curious that I don't know as a kid. It's kind of cool There's Alec Baldwin and bells and whistles and 25,000 boxes and weird
They sort of expect this of you kind of thing like it's not interesting anymore or something
All right true
Car baby, Doug Benson in studio the high court. I love this idea and I'll tell you what I
love too. I was just saying this Doug, good to see you. Hi. We're living in a new world
order where I said, hey man, Phil Rosenthal, our buddy Phil Rosenthal, he loves food and
he loves travel. And so he has a TV show called I'll Have What Phil's Having and guess what?
It's Phil traveling the world and eating. Yeah, and guess who loves cars Jay Leno
And Jay Leno's got a show called Jay Leno's Garage and it's him building
Think
One step ahead of me
I got a show coming out on spike called and building stuff live at Adam Carolla because I love building. Doug Benson loves the herb and he loves the law. He loves judging
people. He loves the man. I'm jealous because I love judging too. And all right, Phil, stop licking me.
And uh... That's a dog named Phil? It's a dog named Phil. Stop judging Phil. I love Phil.
So he's done, he's combined his loves, and he's made a TV show out of it.
It's perfect.
Yeah, the High Court with Judge Doug Benson.
Like I get the title Judge without ever having to do any kind of law school or anything.
It looks so funny.
It was a blast.
It was, I just sit there and listen to people yell at each other,
and then I tell them what I think.
The, uh...
Do you get unusually high or standard high?
Pretty standard for me, but there's a guest bailiff
on every episode.
And they have to get high, too.
They get high with me while we deliberate
in a fancy, law-looking room with a bunch of fake books.
New episodes, Monday, midnight, on Comedy Central.
And I think there's a 420 re-showing. Shut up, Phil.
Is that right? Or did I hear that somewhere?
That was probably... you probably were talking to somebody like Daniel Kellison
or somebody like that, who gets fired up and tells people things that aren't going to happen.
And, uh, because he's so excited.
But that was initially a thing that was floated.
It was that we'd rerun in the afternoon at 420, but then they realized that there's a
lot younger demographic watching at that time.
So they're going to stick with midnight for now.
Hold on, Phil.
Quiet down.
While you're quieting, Phil, let me give Doug a few more strokes.
I hear that literally the Lego Batman movie is fantastic.
I enjoyed it a great deal.
And I'm the voice of Bane. Yeah. Because again, this is going sort of back to what Adam was
just talking about. We live in a world where if you do a bad Bane impression enough times,
the right person is going to hear it. You get to be Bane in a major motion picture.
Crazy.
What's Bain sound like? He's you know Tom Hardy and
he had that you know mask on her face. Oh that Bain. Sorry. And it kind of sounds a
lot like Sean Connery. I'm hearing you cough. You need to switch to vape or something. What?
Oh no the cough is you know from a cold. Oh, yeah, okay, okay. So please switch to vape.
No, I don't just walk around coughing all day when I'm not smoking.
But of course, you know, doctor, that when you're smoking, the cough means that it's
working.
Yeah.
If you don't cough, you don't get off.
Just switch to vape.
That's what they like to say.
Just switch to vape.
Well, I do vape as often as possible because it is better.
For sure.
How are you doing with edibles?
Thanks for looking out.
Yeah. You know, they're a good substitute for when you, instead of smoking, but I don't do that
very often because, you know, it's, there's a time release element to it where you do
it and then it hits you 45 minutes or an hour later.
It's gonna be hard to figure out how much.
Yeah.
You just sort of take it before you get on a plane or something, you know, for a long
flight. But I don't, you know sort of take it before you get on a plane or something, you know, right for a long flight But I don't I don't you know do them regularly plus it's always in candy
And I'm trying trying to stay away from candy. Yeah
So does brownies and such does and by the way you can check out getting Doug with high as well
that's on YouTube and
So are you working with Daniel on this, our mutual friend?
Yeah, he's the producing company on it. One of them, one company went to Daniel and said
we've got this idea for Doug, they knew that Daniel was working with me on getting Doug
with High. And then the bailiffs were easy to cast because we just used all the people
we already knew were willing to get High on camera.
Who is it?
There's like a different guest bailiff each episode. Some did two or three.
But it's like the Lucas Brothers, Joey Diaz, Reggie Watts, Todd Glass is an excellent one.
I thought I saw some women in the trailer.
Yeah, yeah. Beth Stelling, Justin Mayay Paluso, Tiffany Haddish all comedians
They're all comedians. Basically to Todd glass have a health scare a few years back. Yeah. He had a whole heart thing
I had a heart attack. Yeah, but he's doing okay. He's doing great. Yeah in great shape and you know
Smokes a lot of weed though. So I'll tell him for you, doctor, to start vaping more.
Eh, not for his heart, I'm not certain.
Yeah, that's true.
What's the difference between smoke and vaping
for your heart?
Nothing.
Yeah, lungs lose.
It's all about the lungs.
But it's, with pot smoking, it's pretty shocking
how much more of it you have to do to cause
the kinds of lung problems that nicotine smoking causes.
Doug, can you give us the pot ingestion schedule for you?
Because I'm honestly...
Wait, if he's filming or not filming?
Well, he's combined again, like Phil Rosenthal and Jay Leno.
I'll tell you, when we shot the show, we did what they call gang shooting it, where we
do five a day.
And the bailiffs would kind of rotate through, but I had to do all five.
And at the beginning of the day, since the show starts with saying the cases are real
and the judge is really high, even the first case, I'm hearing it I want to be high so I smoke as soon as I get there, smoke
before I go even because I get a car to come pick me up.
What is, but yeah, shooting schedule aside, like what I'm trying to figure...
On the regular? Yeah, I'm trying to think because it's like I have a alcohol schedule and it
involves mostly
and because don't say well what about for Super Bowl Sunday?
Well that's different because everyone's over and we're drinking right.
But for what's your normal drinking schedule?
You start at four?
My drinking schedule is I go home from whatever I'm doing all day, sometimes take a nap, sometimes not,
eat dinner, skip my jump rope, do my jump rope. So the rope keeps you from drinking
earlier. Yeah. Well, you get through the rope skipping just because you know alcohol is coming.
Intestinal fortitude stops me from drinking. No but no it's true white knuckling if you if you I beat off in the morning I
don't white knuckle it in the afternoon wait how can you work all day after
beating off in the morning now I don't make you tired no do you gotta do it
right energy no he's what I'm saying is this it's a white-knuckle joke. What I'm saying is this
What I'm saying is is it does help if you would like night
Like to not start drinking when the streetlights come on is have some routine
That doesn't it with the drinking is not gonna aid that you do at eight o'clock at night Yeah, you can't do it if you drink right? Yeah
So I tend to have my skipping my rope or whatever I do, my shadow box or whatever,
I do it at seven o'clock at night or seven or eight o'clock at night or whatever it is.
Then when I'm done with that, I've now basically pronounced the day is done. I've done my work,
I've done my exercise, I've done whatever I needed to do.
And if it's, you know, if it's 8.15, I'll go, it's a little soon. I'll watch a little TV.
And then sometime after nine o'clock, I'll go, all right, it's on.
Pete Slauson Game on.
Jeff Slauson It's on.
Pete Norris And it's on until you go to sleep.
Jeff Slauson Well, then he needs his medicine.
Pete Norris And it helps you to sleep.
Jeff Slauson He needs his medicine when he goes to sleep.
Jeff Slauson It helps me, I don't know. Pete Norris I don't know. Oh yeah? I don't need my medicine. I
drink. I drink. I'll have myself a little martini or something like that. And mangrove?
No, no, no. I'm off the mangrove now because I'm trying to cut some weight. So I'll do
the, I'll do like a liquor and vodka or something like that. And then I'll drink that. And that's... Why are you're trying to cut weight is the hammer two in the works yeah doing a
hammer too is that it really now TV show people didn't want to see the hammer one
I really see the hammer too that movie was awesome oh well you know thank you
and I think the problem with making a movie that for now ten years everyone goes
that was awesome how come it never was on anything I would have never heard of
it I don't know that I'm like I was really good I watch it my girl and we
both really like that and it's like yeah that's why I'm not making another one
because I already made a movie that everyone really liked and nobody would
put it on cable or or do anything with it.
So.
But it must be available somewhere.
It exists.
Oh, it exists and you can get it,
but what I'm saying is it's weird.
Last night, I turned on the TV
and Deuce Bigelow, European Gigolo was on.
And the worst thing I can say about anything comedically
is not that it's unfunny.
That movie is confusing.
It is so bad it's confusing.
Of course it's unfunny but it's confusing.
I don't get it.
He's doing a montage where the girls have their problems and one of them is just covered
in mud.
I know I've forced you guys to watch this to try to help me figure this out, but one chick's just covered
in mud. That's her problem. She's dirty. I don't know what her thing is. He's going from
girl to girl and helping them with their problem. If they have a humpback, he's going to straighten
them out. If they have a limp, he's going to fix it. But the one girl's just dirty.
I don't even know what it would say in the script
and then he dunks her in the lake and she comes out and she's hot. It's, it's, it's
insultingly, confusingly bad. It's an attack on anybody who has any brain cells whatsoever,
but it has been on, on-
Well they just announced there's a new Deuce Bigelow channel where they're just gonna run
it.
That's my life.
Both parts, day and night.
Right.
So I look at that and then everyone goes, hey, your movie's really good.
Why don't they put that one on?
I go, I have.
Because we must see Deuce Bigelow for a 33,000th time.
That's correct.
I think I've seen the hammer on cable or something.
It pops up every blue moon.
It's always funny because it'd be on like 4 a.m. on Wednesday or something.
That's when people really need it. Put it on Netflix. See if you... me?
Can't you get it on? I can't get on anything. Nobody wants
anything to do with it. The High Court, once again, new episodes,
Monday, May 9th, Comedy Central.
If you can find that douchebag-o also, Drew?
Yeah.
You know, he takes a lady with a penis for a nose
Yes.
out to dinner?
Yes.
Have you seen this?
Hysterical.
Have you seen this?
Yes.
I forced you to watch it? Yes. It's a, have you seen this? Hysterical. Have you seen this? Yes.
I forced you to watch it?
Yes.
She has a penis for her nose and they're a very hoity-toity bistro and she is allergic
to his cologne and when she comes out and when she sneezes, guess what goes sailing
through the air and landing and the upper crust soup and hitting them in the face
She is why?
Okay, it's yeah, you're right. It is confusing. It is more positive
Why wouldn't yeah, why wouldn't just snot come out just cuz it's shaped like a penis penis for a nose, doc
It's a joke, but it is but
But as a doctor
Everyone's soup.
It's repugnant.
But it's like, so bad.
But eating in someone's soup would be, either way, you're not eating anymore of that soup.
Hey, we're, uh, I feel compelled to defend Rob a little bit.
His TV show is actually funny right now.
I like Rob.
I'm just saying this movie is embarrassingly horrible.
And why would they keep putting it
on TV?
You're just collectively lowering the IQ of America.
To go from complimenting him to-
Everyone's allowed to do something bad.
To finally, did I tell you what I told him about his TV show, The Rob on Netflix?
No, but I like Rob.
I was watching it and I was, I thought, oh, it's so funny, it's good, it's all well, well,
then why is he gonna go, ah, but they overcasted the wife. They just overcasted her. She was way too hot for
him.
Oh, so it was his real wife.
You said that to him?
I did. Turned out to be his real wife. And I was like, oh, come on. He thought it was
funny.
That's the best compliment you can...
That's right.
Yeah, that's true, I guess.
Yeah, no.
She's way too hot for you as a compliment.
Yeah, it is a compliment. and he likes making fun of himself
There was a question about my daily regimen. We never
Yes, I'm getting back and this is my daily regimen. I'll start smoking weed and not stop until I go to bed
As soon as I don't have to drive anywhere anymore like as soon as the point of my day
Where I don't have to get
in the car and go anywhere, like the rest of the night is either at home or Ubering
everywhere.
Are you worried about getting pulled over and getting into trouble? Are you worried
about your ability?
The ability is not a concern.
You said Ubering.
Yeah.
Are you driving?
What?
Do you drive?
Ubering for the sake of it.
Taking an Uber. Got it. Yeah got it
You know or you know you guys would show business when you whenever there's an event or a show that you're on they often
Send a car for you. Yeah, I know that's happening. I get crazy high and then go do the thing, you know, right?
So you want to drive there you like to drive your own car. I do cuz everyone drives too slow
Yeah, I don't I don't like them driving so slow that's not reckless enough for me, but I don't want to be that being the
poster child for
Responsible marijuana use I don't want to ever get in a situation where I actually caused some sort of harm because of it
Right as a car accident
I mean while I'm driving high wouldn't be because I was driving high
But it was still the timing would be happy to be
Yeah
The timing would look bad, right?
But driving high, you know, they've done some studies and it's it doesn't affect you nearly as much as drinking or texting
All right, you got the got the dirty lady. Oh really?
Well, she smells. Yeah, and he's great at fixing problems.
Where'd she come from?
That these women have.
He took her out of her house.
I see.
Push her in the river.
We're in Venice.
Scrubbed her off.
By the way, the canal's in Venice notoriously clean.
Whoa.
This is hot now.
A real catch.
Oh, and that was it.
Yeah. Yeah, they moved on to the next one.
This one must have the nose. What was her thing? Does anyone... everyone had an affliction.
She's really dirty. She's covered with mud. Yeah. Just a hot 26-year-old chick just covered with mud. Lady Pig Pan.
That's insultingly bad. That's horrible writing. It's horrible.
But it wasn't, as a visual, it wasn't terrible.
If you're a 14-year-old male, that is funny.
No, it is not. Not unless you have a serious impairment. That is not funny.
So all I'm saying is, is it's been showed three thousand times.
But they put a great song under it. Under the montage.
Yeah. He picked her up at her house and she was dirty, Drew.
Okay.
Because we all
can think back on the super hot smoking blonde. It was just
we would have banged her but she was covered with mud and moss
and stuff, right?
I couldn't figure out the first
bunch of times I saw it. I thought she was like a witch or something.
Oh, and it's like
Yeah, go back. She's she's just covered in shit on his face. She's just covered in what?
Okay, she's covering the mud, but
He's gonna fix her up fix this girl. He's real smart
Only tricks her into falling into the river
Oh, and he tricks her into falling into the river. Because she's never been introduced to any water source.
They had a table read at some point, didn't they?
They have a table read?
Does anyone raise their hand and go, I don't know what the fuck is going on.
I don't know what this means.
What is this?
All right.
Anyway, I like Rob, but yeah, we could probably show the hammer.
Instead of that.
Screw it.
It's all just watch the high court. Is there a can you get it?
Like on Hulu and stuff to okay if you miss I don't know what's gonna happen with that other than the Comedy Central app is
Going to have all the episodes. So if you have you know cable you can just sign in and what kind of cases are you?
Adjudicating it's all small claims cases that are very similar to what you'd see on Judge Duty or Judge Brown. They're real and they're pulled
from a pool of... And your judgment stands.
Real, yeah. How do they get them signed up for that?
Well, why not? Because it'll happen faster and it'll happen
on TV. People want to be on TV and they want to get it over with. And no matter what I decide, it's funny because people just, they want to be right more than they want to get the settlement.
Oh, right. That makes sense. They're just more determined to not be wrong. So it's really
interesting. Douglovesmovies.com is where you can go. you can shoot him a tweet at Doug Benson and of course the high court
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It's five nights four nights a week just like at midnight it but it's on right after at midnight
That's now at 1130. Right. So it's it's not just Mondays
After punch Dylan. No just starts on Monday
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But yet no place on cable that would show it 100%
What is wrong with that?
Judge what's wrong with him? I?
Don't you know get to make those kinds of decisions?
I just get to be like yeah that guy does seem like he'd fall asleep on somebody's couch and put a burn mark on it.
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