The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - Jo Koy, Diamond Dallas Paige and Judd Apatow (The Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics)
Episode Date: April 6, 2024The fellas revisit when Jo Koy, Diamond Dallas Paige and Judd Apatow joined the show and all three didn't disappoint. ...
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Welcome to another episode of the Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics.
I am your host, Big Brother Jake aka Jake Warner, my government name.
Let's get it cracking.
Up first, episode 548 that aired on March 30th, 2017, legendary wrestler Diamond Dallas
Page stopped by to talk about his career, yoga and the
meaning of life.
I could be lying, but find out for yourself.
Diamond Dallas Page in studio.
Good to see you my brother.
Great to see you guys.
Look how high you made my mic.
Well, I want you to sit up straight.
So you're yoga instructor.
DDP Yoga, this stuff is amazing and the app is available on iTunes and it's just a great story.
I don't know if you saw the doc the resurrection of Jake the snake drew but it is boy talk
about a transformation.
So diamond Dallas page was beat up by many many years of wrestling and so are many other guys by many many
years of wrestling and uh... it's it's probably the most unnatural thing you
can do to your body
i mean honestly
when you fall for the first time like you gotta fall flat right
the first thing you want to do is bring your arm back
like that's what everybody does you start falling off your chair you bring your arm back
when you bring your arm back you're gonna
whack your elbow or throw your shoulder
out.
So they make you do like the craziest thing.
Like the guy's on all fours and you bring your hands on his back and you get your feet
up in the air and then you just fall.
Right.
Yeah, I have.
I remember I went to wrestling camp once with Jimmy.
I remember doing a whole bunch of unnatural stuff.
Jimmy, if you see that bit, he got thrown at the end and he got jacked up.
He did not get up quickly.
Nah, I felt bad for laughing. It made for good television.
But yeah, it is one of these things where it is unnatural and people look at it as, this sort of you know violent ballet or
something but these guys are taking a beating. That's it I mean what's
natural about ballet though? Walking around on your tiptoes man but it's an art you
know and really what we do is an art because we're trying to get you and just
get that element of disbelief like it was like those two like we were me
and Randy Savage who yeah the much you man you know that guy
snap into his limb gym like he was amazing and he was a god for years when
me and him wrestled together we were the feud of the year in 1997 and I'd have
people come up to me all the time and go you know I know this it's wrestling a
lot of that stuff's fake out there, but you and Savage you hate each other
I loved him. Yeah, but I hate him on TV. Well, it's it's a
Andy Kaufman thing right?
About a group though Drew
I mean you hear about NFL interior lineman and you hear about the abuse of
painkillers and the life after the NFL and so on and so forth but I don't know anyone who
has a worse batting average in professional wrestlers in terms of drug abuse, joint stress,
you know, I mean these guys I I more than it's funny because you think well football now there's
a sport or whatever but you take football, you baseball you take basketball you take bull riding you take boxing you take MMA you take any sport
and you show me the average guy ten years after he got out of the sport I
don't think there's any guys worse off physically than wrestlers well they
first of all we have no season I remember being when whoopie had these
Hollywood squares so I was out for one of those and someone's
like hey did he pee? When's your season? When's your off time? When I'm injured.
When you're injured you gotta take pain pills and go out.
And like see today the WWE's wellness and I'm not blowing smoke I'm shooting here. They
have the best wellness program with anybody because you can't even take a pain pill unless it's like it goes right through them
But back in our day
That's how we did that and Jake in the movie. You know, he's addicted to everything one night. We're out I
Became like Jake's gopher like I would do it whatever Jake because I wanted to learn from the master and one night
We're out after working and he throws a Percocet in his mouth
and he chews it up. And I think it's a Percocet but I'm not positive because they taste horrible,
right? So I said, Jake, was that a Percocet? He goes, yeah. I go, why would you chew that? Those
taste like shit. He said, goes right into your system. I've seen you take a few. How many you
take it today? I don't know, nine, ten.
Like not even thinking about it. Like that might have been 15 or 20. And I said, why
are you taking so many? He said, they lose their potency after a while. So remember,
I'm 36 years old at the time. I've just started. Like I started at 35 and a half. I'm thinking,
I need those things to work and the reason
why they don't work as well because you mix them with booze. They don't work as
well because you get tolerant to them over time and you just have to escalate
the dose until you stop breathing and then you die that's it. So we have a lot
of guys go. Diamond Dallas Page basically you know how do you keep the weight off
well then so then it becomes this horrible negative
cycle, which is your joints are killing you. So you can't move. So you put weight on and now
it's more stress on your joints. So how do you keep the weight off? How do you exercise? How do you get
mobility back when you don't have mobility? And so DDP yoga came about about which I just think sort of ingenious
because that was the only way guys like you and a lot of these other guys who
are essentially bad you couldn't hit the treadmill but you know for me it was all
out of necessity because I'm that guy who wouldn't be caught dead doing yoga
the first 42 years of my career in my life period but when you start wrestling
so late I'm the first guy to ice my body no
one in professional wrestling iced their body for years and they're watching me
do it put the ice on my knee wrap it up put it on my back what are you doing
taking down the inflammation and they laughed at me I mean they had played a
lot of fun with me on that today trainers they got it all. But back then, when I got to 40 and my career
took off in 1996, I was on 270 nights a year hitting the mat. And it would be the equivalent
of the main event mat that I was wrestling in, five, six car accidents in a match. And
my body is taking a serious beating, but the adrenaline of that 22,000 people and just
the living the dream at a whole different level.
And it got to a point where now I'm like top guy in the world and I blow my back out.
I just signed a multimillion dollar three year deal.
I don't get paid if I don't wrestle.
So three different spine specialists told me my career is over.
Now this is where DDP yoga comes from.
And depression, you know, the whole deal.
But I pull myself out of that because I don't stay depressed.
I get depressed, but I don't stay there.
I find that way to attitude of gratitude to get myself out of that hole.
Okay, what are we going to do?
And I was married at the time and she was like you really need to try yoga.
It could help you.
She knows how I feel about it.
So reluctantly I went down and she showed me a cup.
No, I'm not doing that one.
No, not doing that one.
And I find the power yoga.
Okay, I'll try that.
I can't do anything.
I can't do the moves.
I'm so inflexible at the moment.
And I keep doing it though.
And I figure out the
modifications and in less than three weeks I start to feel a significant
difference. Now I'm doing the rehab too and I've had both shoulder surgeries, both
knee surgeries, so I know a little bit about rehab and breaking up scar tissue
so I mix the rehab with the yoga positions. Then I throw in old-school
calisthenics, slow burn movement because I can't go up and
down. I can't hit the weights. I'm doing them on my knees. The push-ups where I lower for
three, hold for three, come up for three, lower for three, hold for three, then go into
Cobra and the Down Dog. Eventually, I get off my knees. Eventually those three seconds
become five, five become ten, ten becomes sets sets of ten My body's getting stronger like I can feel like I'm gonna get back in this ring
Less than three months. What is today? No DB yoga. I'm back in the ring
I feel the same way I'd say I feel about yoga the same way I feel about medic meditation, which is everybody
It's easy to make fun of but everyone would benefit from it and we talk to people all the time
They're like I'm supposed to get back surgery or I'm whatever and it's like just start getting into yoga start stretch and start
Start something but anything but just go under that knife the worst thing man
And the Hulk has had eight back operation now the guy who I've been reaching out to today big time though
Tiger Woods one of the greatest athletes we know ever, greatest golfer.
He has had bad back problems and he's had three operations.
Like if I'd have got with him before he had that operation, I know I could turn it around
because I just know what I'm doing and I've figured out a way to.
I don't I it's it's a I mean, it's weird.
But I do I look I don't have back problems with everybody we've talked to that
has them.
I just don't know anybody who wouldn't benefit from this versus the knife.
You had them when you were depressed, remember?
I did.
I did have them when I was, I had a combination of being depressed and working on a roof all
day and being bent over.
And you'd fall off a scaffolding with a power saw.
No, I haven't.
I have not had a back ailment since I started
doing what I wanted to do.
That wasn't wrestling.
I was doing comedy, so I didn't have
to worry about it so much.
But boy, there's a couple things with the back.
When I hated my job, and I hated it with a passion
I would wake up Monday morning at 615 and go I can't turn my head my neck felt like it's filled with poison
I that's what it felt like we will say though
What do you feel like I felt like there's poison in my neck like I can't if you stand behind me and say boo
I have to walk around to see who you are. I'm not gonna turn my head
Drew knows I'm not a puss my head. I've been there.
Drew knows I'm not a puss. I have a high pain tolerance and I was immobile.
And I was young and strong. It's just that's where my mind was at.
And the second I met Jimmy, the second I got on the radio, the second I started doing comedy, I've never had another back.
And I've continued to box and be active and do stuff.
The way this stuff is really perpetuated today is with the painkillers
Right guarantees it as you said more than two weeks
We were talking about that the other day more than two weeks of painkillers. You're on it's game on now
Yeah, I wouldn't well by that. I was so poor and whatever
I didn't even have a aspirin at my house. So my neck didn't work
I just lay back on my futon and hope to die like that. That was it
This die like that that was it in there but this again like yoga is right up there
with like meditation like if everybody just carved out a few minutes every day
to do a little this and a little that we'd have a much better society and
everyone's back would be better I can sign on to that
welcome back and thanks for tuning in to the Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics.
Up next, we go to episode 447 where the one and only Judd Apatow made a surprise appearance
and it was funny because it's Judd Apatow.
Come on now, take a listen.
Judd Apatow?
Yes, sir. Hey, Judd,etow?
Yes sir.
Hey Judd, how you doing?
I'm doing good.
You know I was on Twitter because you know I'm addicted to Twitter.
And it said you're taking calls and I thought I'd call in and find out how not to be addicted
to Twitter.
That's very funny.
We had Bean call in last week, I talked about it today on K-Rock.
Of Kevin and Bean. I don't want to be a one-upper, but Alec Baldwin called in once doing the
same thing. So evidently there's a lot of celebrities that are just hanging around on
Twitter.
See, Trump is right. Twitter is a great communication mechanism.
Oh my God, it's totally ruining my life. I do the same
thing every night. I'm in my room and I'm on Twitter and then I'll go to my
14 year old daughter's room and she'll be on Twitter and I'll go get off of
that. It's ruining your life. I check the tweets I got while yelling at her for
being on Twitter and then that cycles for hours. Do you get horrible tweets also?
Like, the rest of us are all pretty nice.
I love the horrible tweets.
As soon as someone tells me to screw off, I'm like,
here we go.
It cannot be anti-Semitic enough for me.
I love it.
I love it.
I was thinking about it, I think,
because I want to dominate.
Like, I like knowing I'm smarter than somebody
So if they're awful to me, I'm so happy
Yeah, is it Judd and then don't let me graft my personal feelings onto you
But tell me if this rings true at all for you Andrew
The part where they go. Hey your dickhead and your your mommy's bad pussy or something
I go I don't care but the part where they misquote you, you know when they go
What about that? You're such a hypocrite and you're like you're always talking about this and you're like
I'm never talking about that like the part where you're miss quoted or misunderstood that gets me. Does that get you Judd?
Well, what gets me is when they're when they like
criticize me and they're correct oh like like like we'll be debating Donald
Trump and they'll go well your movies are eight minutes too long I probably
shouldn't give I should not tell people this but since I've said it ten times
I'll say it in
11th. I told people all the time if you want to screw with me and somebody
recently did this I read a review of some movie I did on Amazon I go if you
really want to get to me here's how to do it don't go minus 10 stars I hate
that guy and I wish his kids would die go I'm a big fan usually love all his
stuff this wasn't his best effort two and a half that's brutal that's the most brutal
right cuz the minus a thousand stars you go we just got a hater yeah here better to start
with I normally like judge work hate that yeah I. It's painful when they're accurate and then
somewhere deep in your soul you know they're right. Yeah that's where
they get you. I'll give Judd by the way a little plug. Judd Appetow and Friends
Largo Theater. Oh that's tonight. No no no it's oh it is tonight. Yeah it is tonight as
you as you hear this. Judd who are the friends and what are you doing?
And I know you started, well, I should say when you were doing train wreck, we were talking
about you getting out and getting up and doing stand-up, I believe.
Is this part of that?
Yeah, you know, I've been doing stand-up consistently for about the last two and a half years.
And I do benefits at Largo once or twice a month.
And this one, it's a 10 o'clock show with an old friend of mine.
I'm not allowed to say who it is, but you know who it is.
Adam Sandler.
Well, I can't say.
Who knows?
Maybe it's Rob Schneider.
But you know who it is.
Judd's such a sweet guy.
By the way, Judd, you know what?
I was thinking about you the other day,
and the reason I was thinking about you is I have a movie that's coming out,
another documentary, and I'll get you a copy if you like.
Very well, man.
And I was just thinking thinking geez, it's weird
You sit around, you know all these guys, you know
Jimmy Kimmel has six million Twitter followers and I was sort of sitting around going well
We're gonna do this movie on our own and but I said but I was probably a few people I could reach out to
And ask them hey, could you just shoot out a tweet?
You know
let people know where to go to get the movie or whatever it is. And I was doing a stand up show in New York and I asked Judd at the time if he could do a little shout out a little tweet out in my in my behalf.
And he was like, absolutely.
And I was just sitting in my desk thinking about what a mensch Judd Apatow is just the other day just popped into my head.
Capitao is just the other day just popped into my head
So you don't have to reply to that just let it wash over you Judd and let it Well, I think that's the most fun thing about Twitter is out of the blue for no reason at all
I can aggressively promote Todd Barry stand-up
And you must get how many followers do you have, Judd?
I'm 1.7 million.
So that's a lot.
Drew, you got a lot.
Yeah.
What do you got?
3.2.
3.2.
But if he shoots a tweet out right now, no one will answer him.
No they'll answer with a bunch of hate.
With a bunch of hate. With a bunch of hate. I only have 500,000 and I must say, I don't get much negativity, but if I go on Jimmy
Kimmel Live and I do the angry tweets thing, they'll find them.
They always send it, like, they have a baker's dozen to choose from.
I feel like I've muted everybody that doesn't like me.
Well, you know what?
It's funny you said that.
I thought I'd put up a new policy and start blocking these people.
They find tremendous joy in it and then they inspire 50 other people to start firing at
you to try to get blocked too.
Oh really?
Oh.
Just like, come on.
I've never blocked anyone.
I don't know how.
I blocked one person about three days ago and I've just been under fire ever since. Drew, you like come on. I've never blocked anyone. I don't know. I don't know person about three days ago
And I've just been under fire ever since true. You like it
I I get very little like it like it used to be I would say something negative about Trump
But I'd get hundreds of tweets and now like
Nothing one guy, you know, but Judd what what other than the live show?
I mean your guys always got ten projects going at the same time
What's next? What's coming out next? What what do we should we look forward to?
Well, the main thing right now is I produced an off-broadway show
With for this great comedian Chris Gethard and it's called Career Suicide and it's about his life. It's
a one-man show and he talks about his alcoholism and his mental problems and his suicide attempts
but it's also really funny and very relatable to people who've just had serious mental issues.
Sounds like a laugh man. Relatable to people who've just had serious mental issues I think I'll ask goes it's kind of oddly
Hysterical because he just has a funny perspective and he's really reaching out and opening up about it
So you can get tickets to that at a career suicide show
Dot-com but it's great. He got a rave of the New York Times. He has a talk show on the diffuse channel
He's really great, but that Judd, that's kind of
becoming your thing, and I don't mean that in a put you in a pigeonhole kind of way, but taking,
you know, Amy Schumer and taking her life and taking all her foibles and then putting them out
there in a comedic way. Yeah, I mean, I like to be the first person to try to figure out
how to crack the code on how somebody
would be in a movie or a TV show.
It's not as much fun to be the 20th movie for someone.
It is sometimes with certain people.
But it's really fun if someone's never starred in a movie to go, how would they be a movie
star?
Why would I want to see them?
What is it about their life that they should talk about? You know that is the most fun. I think that's interesting. Well and
Being I don't know I should say you know
But fairly responsible for this phenomenon known as Amy Schumer like I mean obviously she was out there
But I think Judd was played quite a quite a pivotal role in her
You know she is so brave in her writing.
You know very few people when I sit down with them to work on a script have the courage
to really dig deep into their emotional issues and come up with a comedy about them.
And that's why I think the movie came out so well because I said to her what what what
are your issues why are you having trouble you know meeting a nice man and having a healthy relationship and she
just told me and then she put it in the movie
well i was just watching on cable and laughing the other day and uh...
it's it's it's got quite a nice uh... rotation
on i don't know if it was hb or short time i was watching on but anyway
hey so judd uh... i'll tell you what since you got stuff up and out and coming around and stuff
Why don't you come around and do my show and do Drew's show and come in and do it do it in person
When you when you got some idea
I'm happy to talk both show business and all of my physical problems
Judd I will I will have my assistant Matt send you out a Blu-ray of the new documentary I think
you'll enjoy.
And I have to ask a cryptic question that I was going to get pissed off about, but that
last thing you and I were talking about, any change in that?
No, sadly no.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Got it.
That's a rough one. And I got a new one to talk to you about. All right. Give me a call. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Got it.
That's a rough one.
Yeah.
And I got a new one to talk to you about.
All right.
Give me a call.
So, I will.
Yeah.
Animal doesn't let me communicate with the world until he's done with me.
So, it'll be a couple hours now.
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
Take care, guys.
All right.
Thank you, John.
We'll be right back with more of the Adam and Dr. Drew Show classics. Joe Classics.
We are back with the final clip of this episode, so let's get right to it.
We check out episode 317 with the great Joe Coy.
Yes, that dude's funny as hell.
He joined Adam and Dr. Drew and the laughs didn't stop.
Here we go.
Joe Coy in the studio.
Good morning, sir.
One of our favorites, Joe Coy.
He's got a new podcast, Coy Pond, everyone, that premieres this Tuesday, March 15th on
Corolla Digital.
Subscribe now on iTunes.
First guest, Angela Johnson.
I'm guessing it's Angela.
Yes, it's Angela.
Okay.
She was on your show. She has that crazy nail salon bit that's got like 50 million.
Oh, yeah.
She's great.
Comedian Angela Johnson.
Yeah.
That's that Angela. I'm obsessed with her spelling of her name and always say to anyone,
just write Angela the way God intended Angela to spell Angela because I'm looking at now it's got to be
Angela but you can look at it Drew and tell me what that here's the problem we're living
in a world of insane Angela Angela yeah what I'm saying is we're living in a world of made
up names yes which is now what here's what people don't really realize drew you tell me this. Yeah
When you bring this up it affects that yes
I just had a conversation with Gary where I said like if we got a plug and
The plugs says Friday just say tomorrow if it's tomorrow right or Friday slash tomorrow
Yeah, and he said yeah, but it's Friday, you Friday. And I said, yeah, but oftentimes we have this problem
where we take the plugs from a Adam Carolla show
from three days ago and we slide it in.
And then it turns out where I go tomorrow or Friday
and someone goes, oh, no, this is Saturday, sorry, no.
So what's it do?
It puts a thing in your mind. Where you doubt everything doubt everything we just have a little kernel of doubt about did that happen or we doing this? Yeah now
It didn't happen, but now that we're living in a world of made-up names
when when I see
Anj
El ah I
Think well, maybe this is a made-up man could be Sheila sounds like Angela But it could be could be something so I would I'd like names to be just like words
Yeah, but just having wherever way to spell
I hate it when I sign autographs and it's a basic name and then you misspell it cuz you're misspelling it by
Writing it the right way and then they sigh like you were supposed to know that it wasn't spoke that I had a girl said her name was Amy and I wrote M E that's the one
where I thought oh we've gone off the rail yeah Amy was told AI and EE that's
a true story I am why she went like this because it was on a t-shirt she went ah
yeah what she goes into AI MEE I go no one
smells it like that I did you tell me this when I grabbed the Sharpie?
Yeah.
Well, why do I give you a new shirt?
Why do we need two Brian's, an I and a Y?
Why?
Split right down the middle, by the way.
Split right down the middle.
Exactly.
If somebody says, make this out to my son Brian
or my grandfather Brian, well, grandfather's with an I.
For sure. If somebody says, make it out to my friend Brian, or my grandfather Brian well grandfathers with an eye but for sure
if somebody says make it out to my friend Brian you okay I'll go here I'll flip a coin
on on the coin I'll have a capital I on one side and a Y on the other and I'll just go
right it that way because I have no idea because we have decided to take a name split it right
down the middle and do it to where Catherine with a C Catherine with a K with a Y R Y and I N E
Carl Carl with a C Carl with a K Mark Mark pisses me off too it's got to be a
K what yeah well first off it's Mars if it's with a C it's insane that we have
two different spellings for the exact same word yes Yes, word. I'm calling it a word.
You're calling a name, I'm just saying it's a word. At a certain point, it's a word, and it's Brian, or it's Mark.
And then I like this part, too. I like when they get a little
falutin' about it, and they go, ha! You think I look like a Mark with a K?
Oh.
I'm Mark with a C! And it's like, no, you're Mark with a D, which is douchebag, you asshole!
Like, what are you talking about? Go ahead and you put that in your bit
Put that in your routine like when people do it you can have that one
But they literally go did it do I look like a prime with an eye?
It's like I don't know what you look like I've never seen you before. There's not a particular look with that name
There's not a particular I why look if there, I'm not perceptive enough to pick it up.
Maybe somebody, maybe we can get Yuri Geller in here and he can figure out how to fucking
spell your name.
It drives me insane.
What is this, Drew?
It's retarded narcissism, right?
Yeah, who starts the names though, the parents, right?
The parents, yeah.
I've got this kid, this special kid, has a special name.
You know, I'm going to make up a name because he's so special. I will tell you this. It started with sunshine and you know, stupid crap like
that. But at least you can spell that. Now there's something. Autumn. The point is that
seasons. The black people do it, but it's just you don't know how to spell their name.
But then they still sigh. It's like, it's Sonequa with a Q. But they don't apologize.
They go all the way to the end zone with it. Oh yeah.
So that's fine.
No, look, that's just a way to correct.
See, some people do it to correct you.
Yeah, but the parents are the ones setting the kid up for that, right?
Yeah, well they've ruined their kid and now they were ruined and now they're going to
ruin their kid.
So a lot of people just give crazy names so they can explain to you how to properly spell their name.
It's right up there real quick. When you go, the person was, a horrible thing happened
or is a rape victim, rape survivor. It's just correction. The angry left likes to correct.
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I don't mean to keep playing the the race card on this one on the name thing
But I will say this the Chinese they just keep it to Chang and Lee
That's it. It's like they have like four names to choose from they don't you don't see a Chinese guy go. No, it's chain
No, I am I am the Asians
Do the opposite which is they go in your your name was Mitsuk and now it's sue
Because Sally you went from Mitsuk to Sally
Why'd you go from Mitsuk to Sally because you want to come here and work and get along and get get going in life
And people not pronouncing your name is
It's it's troublesome. Yeah, and
Listen, it's why?
Mike August is my hero
Why why is Mike August Adams here? Why would we why you want zero? It's certainly not his replies on his emails
hero why would we why you want zero it's certainly not his replies on his emails when you say are we doing this on the 29th or the 31st and he replies with
yep to be fair sometimes he'll reply excellent yeah sometimes they'll say
excellent it's not for that Mike August is my hero because Mike August is last name is
Spelled his real last name is
Tame
Eri LL. Oh, yeah, I E LL
I E LL Oh and guess who got tired of trying to tell people how to spell his last name
Mike August did. Guess
whose middle name is August? Mike August. So Mike August, I go through life with that
guy because every time we check into a hotel, every time we go on the road, every time we
get on an airline flight, every time we just walk through life and you'll just see him.
Now at the airport because of security, it's got to be in his name, but everywhere else he comes in and he goes, you have a car waiting for us?
Yeah.
Name?
Mike August.
August is in the month and then he hangs up the phone.
Now if it was Tamarillo, all day, it'd be all goddamn day and it'd be confusion.
So guess what?
Mike did it for Mike, just like mom and dad'd be confusion. So guess what? Mike did it for Mike just like mom and dad
of Mitsuk did it for little Mitsuk who's now called Sally because we can get to F on with
our lives and we can be successful. And for some reason, as I've said, it marginalizes
people in that you don't know it. you think you're carving out some unique whatever
We did an episode of catch a contractor black family and the daughter had a crazy name
Do you remember I have no idea I think it I?
Think it was either sizzling or nachilla Those are two of the worst things. Who would think that their kids would sizzle? That's bacon.
That's bacon.
That's a Phil Henry joke.
That's Phil Henry joke.
I give him credit for that.
I'm crying right now.
My sizzling.
That's so stupid.
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