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Episode Date: May 18, 2024Adam and Dr. Drew joke about Drew's secret family, poop talk, which is always fun for them and comedian Theo Von joins them for lots of fun and laughs!...
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Hey, what's good?
It's your boy Big Brother Jake and welcome to another episode of the Adam and Dr. Drew
Show Classes.
And we got a good one for you.
First up, episode 1338, titled Drew's Secret Family that aired on October 21st, 2020, the
battle on settling where to eat with your spouse
is an argument that's lifelong.
We all know how that goes.
And Dr. Drew talks about his secret family.
Check it out.
I was talking to Lynette the other night,
and I was like, back in the day,
we'd go out to this restaurant,
we'd go out to that restaurant,
and she'd go,
man, we never went to the restaurants I wanted to go to. And I said, but I
would ask you every time like, what do you move for? Where do you want to go?
Or how do you want to do this? And she was like, Yeah, we never went to the
place I want to go. And I go, well, not. I get it. I want to go where I want to
go.
But, and then she cited a time we went to this like trendy place in Hollywood and it was
kind of crowded and they sat us right next to another table.
Sure.
I can kind of hear you.
Yeah.
And I said, I don't want to sit, you know, and I was a douche and we left, which definitely
happened.
But it is down on the record book of we never ate where I wanted to eat.
Yeah. Which is and it's like, first off, that's impossible.
Secondly, I said, I said 200,000 times, you want to go do one to Indian takeout tonight?
Or you want to do Japanese?
I mean, how else could you work it?
You couldn't have that in a relationship.
The person didn't like Indian or didn't want to eat curry or wouldn't do it.
Here we go.
We're going.
It wouldn't work. Eat it. Eat that curry.
All you do is argue at the table. Right. And then it sort of goes, oh, well, there's places you
wanted to go to. I said, that's true. There's the Italian place and then there's the Mexican place.
And I like going to those places. And I would ask you which one you want to go to. But then that is
true. But how does it go? How does it get logged that way? You know what I mean? Yeah, and everyone does it. Yeah, and I mean I
I'm really realizing though. It's such a feminine
Thing I mean if you and you know it from your wife, you'd probably know it from your sister
I know for my wife. I know for my sister
I'll talk to my sister about stuff like well, then you said this and then you did that. And it's like, I have to recreate exchanges and meetings and instances. And
it's also, also, it's all feelings based, you know, like he said, he crossed his arms
and get out of here. And I said, why? He wouldn't say that. Why would he say that? The guy works for me.
He wouldn't tell you to do that.
Like, you know, that's not, maybe it's how you felt
or whatever it is.
But by the way, how are you supposed to ever overcome that?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Those exchanges are going down in the log book of,
well, we never did this because you always said you wanted it.
It's like, how is that this because you always said you wanted it.
It's like, how is that?
What I always found is most disturbing about those exchanges when I'm accused of something
like that.
It's usually the result of me being insecure or uncomfortable and feeling negatively about
myself that I'm somewhat awkward in the exchange.
That goes down as you were arrogant and condescending.
Right. change and that goes down on it goes down as you were arrogant and condescending right so people superimpose their shit on you all the time because of how they
felt right rather than taking into effect what you're actually feeling right
it's crazy all right I'll take I want to get that one last call off there sure sure sure sure someone's got a video game Brian 38 hey yeah hi guy hi guy hi
guy point point and a question for you I know you said in the past multiple
times you can't get into the video game mm-hmm now yeah I can't get into the video games. Mm-hmm. No. Yeah, I can't get into video games.
Well, I have one that might change your mind and switch your peers, pardon the pun.
All right.
There's a game, I don't know if Sony works with the PlayStation or the Xbox, whatever
it is.
What I'm about to describe to you is based on the PS4, the PlayStation.
It's called Car Botanical Simulator.
And I think it might be something you could get into.
All right.
It's a game, basically, I won't read the whole synopsis,
the synopsis that I could read for you right now,
but basically, it has real cars.
You get under the hood, you solve problems,
you go drive the cars.
All right.
You create your own mechanic.
Would this, though, Adam, here's the really interesting question.
Would this solve the need to do things that you've been complaining men don't do enough
of?
I don't know.
100 feet from here, I got to shop.
I got two cars up on jack stands and we're swapping the transmissions in them.
There's no simulation.
It's going on 100 feet from where I am.
But it's cool on a hundred feet from where I am, but
It's cool and I appreciate it and people should do it and I'd rather my son do this than play fortnight. Yeah. All right, we
We have your story drew. Yeah, your secret family. Yeah, we got some
WHO stuff secret family drew do you want to do that? You want to do the WHO thing?
Whatever you all right secret fan. I'll start the secret family story. Mm-hmm
So one night low maybe 15 years ago something like that you and I were on Loveline and
Mark Young was here the guy I wrote the mirror effect book with and
USC professor USC Business School professor and he's a
essentially a professor of business of human behavior in business. And he and I had met, he's a neighbor, and we'd met
out in the street and we were talking about celebrities and that's how we ended up, you
know, I kept saying everybody's have lots of trauma and narcissism. And we started bringing
in our narcissistic inventory. But before he started doing the testing that drove Adam crazy for many years, we were, he was
just sort of hanging out and in the early stage of our, his relationship with
us and with me, he goes to me, he says, you know, I'm a big fan of film noir and
I think, I said, my mom used to be in those films. She was in these films like
the Big Easy, I think it was called, these, you know, film noir is, you know, these sort of, sort
of detective films in black and white. And so while we were on the air one night, he
goes ahead and looks my mom up and he goes, Oh, here's a website. Here's a whole thing
dedicated to biography dedicated to her. Yeah. At least Ansboury, uh, married at 18 to some
dude, some William mister. There was a silent film
western star. Brought her out here, married. And I was like, well, that's interesting.
Never heard that.
Never heard. No, I had no idea. Zero idea.
This 20 years ago?
That Mark said this to me. I think it was about 15 years ago.
Okay.
And I was like, I had a typical reaction.
I go, I think I raised this with you at the time.
I said, the guy's a silent film star, wife number five.
Does somebody owe me some money?
Is there something in here that I...
Wife number five?
Wife number five at the age of 18.
Your mom was 18. Mom was 18. This was wife number five? Wife number five at the age of 18. Your mom was 18? Mom was 18.
This was wife number five for him. Wow. So let's sort of think about
that being a love line call. He's 55. Right. She's 18. Wife five. Comes to
Los Angeles. All I heard was regale. This is a long story. You tell me if I'm going
off the rail at all with this. She used to regale me with us. The whole family of stories
about who she hung out with and she had this. She was on TV. She was a TV. She was an opera
singer, but she fashioned herself an opera singer. But she had come out here and suddenly she was kind of singing for big bands that toured
and then she was doing a lot of TV and then some film.
Is there a website we can go to?
Just look up Helene Stanton.
They changed her name to that.
And she'd always talk about Carolyn Jones who we saw on Love Boat. She was more Tisha. Yeah, there's Dean Stanton
and
And we talked your mom. Yeah, and we talked about Anne Bancroft and she roomed like Paulina a lot a little bit little bit there
yeah, I
Yeah, it's it's it's funny cuz look at the gold the one down below that one. Just I'll let you keep
Rolling ahead but that one that go ahead. I'll let you I'll let you roll along but
Quite a siren. Yeah
Yeah, my my grandmother had the same sort of aspirations of young being on stage and dance and stuff and I
sort of get the through line of the
It's difficult to be a mom and want to be on stage at the same time because it's kind of the opposite part of your brain
Right, you know, I mean like a mom is like I'm gonna give up all my shit
Dedicate myself to this right? That's the ultimate behind-the-scenes kind of job
It's a mom, you know. Except on stage, that's a different mom.
When you harbor resentments for having done that, you probably take all that out on your kid.
Yeah.
So I got that. And...
Well, my mom just gave her kid away.
Yeah.
I mean, my grandma.
Your grandma, yeah.
My grandma was just like, hey, I want to go out and dance at the Hollywood Bowl,
but I can't with a two-year-old.
So I'll give them away.
That's busy.
What are you going to do?
So she wanted to go live that life too.
For me, the Stockton connection was, so here's what says everything about my mom.
She had a stepson for almost 10 years and one day just cut him off gone
The stepson was the child of the of the four wives before her. Yes, right, right
and they were married for ten years roughly yeah and
and in Stockton
No, he ended up in Stockton practicing
Tentistry I spoke to the guy and and just never if you remember his daughter approached me at a gig
You and I were doing at Santa Barbara. When was that?
When we were doing those tours like eight years ago, so so
This stepson when he thinks she knew him from what age to what age for?
a kid eight to, something like that.
Eight to 18.
And just, and when she was done with that life, that was that.
Goodbye.
Boom, cut him off.
Right.
She reminds me of Don Draper.
It just didn't happen.
Remember Don Draper talking to Peggy?
Yeah, I don't want to defend your mom too much, but if your mom was so young like 18 when that kid sort of came into her life
It's got to be a weird relationship
Yeah
Having an eight and 18 year old like I don't know if she ever felt like he was
her son or stepson or mom or probably now look a
nurturing woman
You know like Lynette's a nurturing woman. Lynette would have had a relationship
with that kid. Your mom wasn't that. So, it's part your mom, but it's also a circumstantial
thing. Like, that's kind of a weird one.
Yeah. Right. Okay.
And he didn't harbor much resentment when I spoke to him, which was interesting.
Right. Right.
He said it was like having another kid in the house.
Right. Right. 18-year-old. Right.
Fucking weird, right? 18 year old. Right.
Fucking weird, right?
So they're married for 10 years.
So here's a little comedy.
So I'm talking to the dentist from Stockton.
So all this, I'm telling you this story because of Stockton.
And so she was constantly repeating stories.
She repeated them to you.
Remember, you used to complain about it.
Right? Any sentence that starts with I used to complain about it, right?
Any sentence that starts with, I used to complain about, I'm in, I'll buy it. You could fill
in conch shells at the end of that. I guess I must have complained about conches for a
while. I would complain about everything.
So this is the comedy. So he goes, yeah, my dad was an asshole. He drank a lot. Finally
she'd had it, whatever. And he goes, you know, they live down by the little bit of tarpets
sort of in that area. And every Sunday night, a couple came over. Every Sunday night. And
they partied every Sunday. And the man was an artist that, excuse me, a character actor, you
recognize him, he's definitely a famous movie actor. But the wife, I don't know, you may
know her, I don't know. She would come, you know, she, well she died on stage
years later, and you may know her, she played Granny in the Beverly Hillbillies.
I'm like, what? Granny in the Beverly Hillbillies. I'm like, wow, Granny in the Beverly Hillbillies? I've watched that my entire childhood. Never did she go,
well, that woman I knew. Ever. Isn't that something? Hey, just because when you grew up in
Pasadena, did your house have a cement pond? No, we had no cement. Swimming pool? No, we don't see we Swimming pool. No, we actually had a cement pond. Oh, you had a cement
But it wasn't granny swimming
Welcome back to the Adam and dr. Drew show classics
Up next here episode 1190 titled the poop bucket. Yes the poop bucket that aired on November 18th
2019 the fellas are fed up with how the youth just don't get it
They talk about their generation versus a new generation get off my lawn
Listen up
I'll tell you what I've been thinking about a lot lately because
I'll tell you what I've been thinking about a lot lately because I've been out doing No Safe Spaces and everyone's asking me the same questions, like how did we get here?
What's going on?
What's going on on these college campuses?
And something you and I speak about a lot, the self-esteem movement.
And I was like, I think we're here because of the self-esteem movement.
I had a weird insight though. Let me modify that if you don't mind.
And that is, somebody else, Bob Forrest, the guy with the glasses and the hat that I do
something we have with and sometimes do the podcast with, You Live, and he has given up
on treating younger drug addicts, meaning teen, 20s, early 30s.
Why, why do you ask?
Because they don't perceive hierarchies.
And therefore he, as a clinician,
or his life experience, or the physicians he works with,
have no impact, they don't register with these young people,
especially when they're addicts.
And I thought to myself, and this is the part,
you and I have talked about this before,
but there's a part that suddenly occurred to me.
I remember when my kids were young,
like sort of third grade to fifth grade age going,
yeah, these kids this age, this group,
they go to adults as though they're a resource.
They go there for questions and they go right up to them
and they have no problem asking
them questions and asking for help.
And I thought, this is such a positive thing.
No, no, I don't think they even perceived them as adults.
You know what I mean?
They were just sort of objects for their utility.
And there was no like, the reason they could go so easily up to us is we didn't, we were
sort of probably youth preoccupied ourselves right we
weren't being adults the way we should which is really a problem on college
campuses they're not being adults the administrators we probably had a bit of
that in our parenting style and so yeah there was nothing there to respect they
just came to us as just another object in their environment for their benefit
well I think we can also blame Madison Avenue,
and I do want to thank our sponsors,
Manscape.com and LifeLock.com and Pluto.tv.
When Madison Avenue started going after the coveted,
you know, 18 to 24 time slot or demo,
we all started realizing we wanted to be 18 to 24 too,
and telling people what to do and being an
Authoritative figure isn't really being young. It's being old, you know
It was a tacit agreement between the young people didn't want authority and we didn't want to act old and provide authority
Yeah, so there was now I'm realizing
When I tell people,
hey, clean your office, I'm just an old guy
standing in a threshold of a doorway
saying clean your office.
There's no reason to do it.
Old guy, when we were young, at least we'd say,
hey man, respect your elder.
Now it's a big knock down.
Now you're irrelevant.
It means irrelevant.
It means maybe I'll clean my office, but I probably won't,
and it's not gonna be based on whatever you say.
When I told my 19 year old nephew,
hey, clean out the front of the shop, the flower bed,
I got a heavy hitter coming in tomorrow,
it's like, you never did it.
And when I talked, I was like, yeah, I spaced out.
And the thing that, I'll tell you the thing
that's interesting about all this stuff
When I would say clean your office and they wouldn't clean the office and then I would tell them again to clean the office
It's not like they cleaned it the second time
They just would never do it and when I told my nephew hey never cleaned out the front of the flowerbed
From the shop. He goes. Yeah at a brain fart
It's not like he walked past me and grabbed a rake in a broom and then went and did it
He just walked past me said I had a brain fart. Yeah, I spaced out and then I had to stop and we go like an hour
later like
You know, you still have to go out and do that, right?
He's like well what like like like this this is where it's this is where it's now crossed into
You know, it's like you don't even like you're not even there
In all those movies when the world's gonna end because of climate change yeah, and they go like dr.
Monroe, but your predictions were over 300 years, and he goes I was way
It's it's Wednesday
We have 48 hours.
It's that moment when you realize,
oh, they're never gonna do this,
or they're not gonna do it,
or just because they whiffed it the first time
doesn't mean they're doing it the second time.
I was way off.
But is it not the case that what's absent is fear?
Yes, 100%.
Yeah, because when you and I were kids,
an old man Johnson said,
hey man, you didn't rake my art. He'd be like, oh yeah, 100% yeah, because when you and our kids eat it's an old man Johnson said hey, man
You don't break my heart. Oh, yeah
But the absence of fear and then in its vacuum super high stealth self-esteem because I was thinking to myself
What could get a bunch of people on campus a bunch of 19 year olds to go?
That person is not allowed to come to this campus while I'm here and
share ideas
It's just just it's super high self-esteem
because you're giving me a look and the look you're giving is is
You didn't know that was an option of things you could do when you were 19 never you didn't know
You could sit in an office when you were 19 and have somebody tell you
to clean the office who owned the building and you had an option.
That box was never going to do it.
Did you know that was an option when you were 19?
I did not know.
By the way, while you were telling me to do whatever it is you were telling me to do it,
I would start doing it before you got to the end of whatever you wanted me to do.
I would imagine so.
Why does that not happen?
I want you to go out to my pickup truck and go to the bed of the truck.
You'd be talking to my back because I'd be walking out to your pickup truck.
I didn't know there'd be the, I'm not going to look up from my computer screen, as an
option. So I you wouldn't have known as a 19 year old at Amherst if so and so was coming to
speak then so and so is coming to speak because that's what people do.
They wanted to see them or not wanted to see them.
It's either go or not go.
You would have never entertained the notion of stopping them from speaking right not an option not an option
Not not on the list it wouldn't even been something you had to prevent yourself from doing because it wasn't an option
It was not a thought that could possibly have occurred to me, right?
But nor was it an option to you know go up and crap on the stage when he was you know
I mean, it's like just, it's just not even like...
Well first things first, it had nothing to do with you.
It was none of your fucking business.
Either the person, you treated it like a band.
It was either a band you wanted to see, Scotty Snotty and the Hankies.
How'd you know?
Or it was a band you didn't want to see.
Who performed at my prom.
I know. my point is this
That's how you treat it's like oh I'd like to go see this or or I'm not and I and it has nothing to do with
me think about
Now I always say
My latest, you know five years all roads lead to narcissism. That's everything everything
We're trying to explain any everything that why would this happen?
Why would they do that? Why would this it it all just goes to narcissistic?
It's like a narcissism is the hub and the spokes just go out but the self-esteem movement
Which we thought was gonna be fantastic for everybody. It turns out it's okay if you're alone on a bus
Yeah, but when you're sharing a college campus, it's not a good thing.
Because you shouldn't even have thoughts about preventing people from speaking.
And that is a high self-esteem.
By the way, you don't own the college or the campus.
You're just kind of renting it for four years and hanging out.
I didn't even have that level of sense of my belonging there.
I was sort of like a servant.
I was like a serf.
Yeah.
I was like, yeah.
Yeah, my feeling, I never went to college.
I told you.
They were going for, I know this.
I know it.
Still, there was a 19th century sort of leftover something
there. And they were going for monastery
meets prison.
That's what they were going for.
And delivered, by the way.
Delivered both quite nicely.
Yeah, and I was just on a construction site, and if anyone told me get in a hole or get
on the roof or go to my truck, I told that a foreman who told me to go to his truck,
and I started going to his truck, and he just went, run. I told that a foreman who told me to go to his truck and I started going to a truck and he
Just went run. Yeah, I started running. Yeah, cuz that's what he told me to do
Cuz he was the foreman. Yeah, and then I was the guy I was the labor
Yeah, so that's that was our hierarchy back then
But maybe I could learn something from him and maybe I could get paid more money, right?
Or I could tell him to talk to the hand, old man.
Well, if you don't perceive hierarchies, why would you think you have anything to gain
from him?
There's nothing to gain from a non-somebody.
You don't understand he's moved up a hierarchy for any reason because there's no hierarchy.
We'll be right back with more of the Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics.
Welcome back to the Adam and Dr. Drew Show Classics.
Again, I'm your host, Big Brother Jake.
And finally here on the show, one of my favorites, Theo Vaughn.
He returns.
That's episode 461.
That aired on November 20th 2016.
Theo talks about his dad being 70, 70 when he was born
and Adam laments on how worthless his father was.
Check it out.
Theo Vonn is our guest.
Speaking of boys being back.
I don't have a bio for him but I'd give him a plug if I did.
Adult mail. Sorry someone must have thrown it away. I'll be right in be right in that's what they do. That's why you got to check don't feel fine
I'm ready almost spontaneous vaginal delivery
Can you guess if I was breach or not drew I guess reach just would how your whole life is gone
Wow, dude, all right. I don't know I take it
Born my mother's tough. She's Midwest. We be natural born breach his dad is 70 or was 70. Sorry when he was born. Yeah
We should play on his Walker in the yard armor when I was really little we said climb on his Walker Wow
How old are you when he he's still around? No, he'd be 107 actually this month
So but he yeah, he was 86. He died when he was 86 and he was older.
You were 16-ish.
Yeah.
Do you, did you, I always wondered, you know, men that you, do you have siblings by other
moms?
No, three siblings, same mom.
Same mom. Did he distribute them across many, many years or all later?
No, four years.
And so he married your mom much later in life.
Yeah. And was she older too or no? She was 32 when I was born. or later four years and so he married your mom much later in life yeah and
was she older too or no she was 32 and I was born okay so I always wondered about
these guys that choose to have kids with somebody in their 70s and beyond that to
me that seems hold on these guys who choose to have kids in their 70s girls
know the men the men the men who choose to have kids with somebody with their 70s and beyond.
I'm a good point. I'm about to talk about the men.
You're wording in a weird way. Sorry. The guys who have kids in their 70s.
Yes. The guys who do that.
But the women are doing it. The women are doing it, but the women are responding
to a biological drive and I'd have other issues. Semen.
Yeah, right. But the men seem to be like, it's such like the ultimate narcissism.
It's like, I'm not going to be around when you finish high school.
I know it, except in my head I am because I'm never going to die.
And how did you, do you have feelings about that now?
That was exactly, I mean, you really kind of just summed up the bill of goods that I
was kind of sold, you know?
And I'm just kind of dealing with some of that emotionally in my life now at this point.
I'm just kind of realizing that I'd always put my dad on like this weird pedestal.
But then now I'm realizing that he wasn't really a dad.
A lot of it was just like romanticizing it, you know, and stuff like that.
So coming to terms with that, I mean, I'm against it.
I would vote no on senior penis, basically.
One of the greatest drug lords ever were the Mexican.
That's what he said, right?
You want to talk about it instilling heart fear into the heart of
the hearts of many many many many on the border on the border
Yeah, I don't want to tell you what was in that duffel bag when it wasn't heads
Hey, it's the work of senior penis. Strikes again.
Remind a Nick, tell Matt to come in and remind me.
I gotta call my dad.
Oh, nice.
My dad's funny.
My dad is a funny guy.
You know what's an interesting thing?
Pride, where there should be a vacuum of pride, but pride.
You know, it's like a lot of people,
like you see that, you know, it's like the momma's,
once she went to jail for putting her kid in a coma
with a flip flop and she's like, I gotta love my kids.
I love my kids.
You know, don't you tell me.
It's like, okay, where's all the pride coming?
Like, what's the rush of pride?
My dad's funny because my dad has a lot of pride.
Is it pride or righteous indignation?
Ooh, that's a good question.
It's funny, we call it pride,
but because there's zero accomplishments connected to it,
it's not pride.
It's a little anger.
Indignation of some type. Mixed with it's me. Yeah little it's a little anger indignation of some type mixed with it's me
Yeah, yeah, they say indignation dude. You can say sanding indignation, but don't say indignation. Okay
He doesn't just yeah, I think it means you're half black
quarter black so um
The thing that's funny about my dad. Oh,, I do need Matt, because I got to tell
him.
Just tell him to remind me to call.
Tell him to call.
I want to hear this conversation.
Tell him to come in here.
Check my schedule and tell him to see if it's open for Friday.
But my dad has nothing to offer, obviously.
No one in my family has anything.
They're the least target rich environment in the world.
You can play trumpet.
You can play a little flugelhorn. Yeah. No, there's no reason to go hang out with my dad
or my mom, right?
So what I'll do is I'll just go four months without calling my dad and then I can tell
he's got this pride, but he doesn't want to go year without, he wants to essentially call me and
then pretend like I called him and then kind of get pissed of why I didn't, he'll call
me and get mad that I didn't call him and go to lunch. It's a weird thing, but I kind
of enjoy it. I don't really care, but I can tell he's kind of pissed about it and he doesn't,
because my whole thing is
I've had this conversation with my wife before, which is like where she went like, she stopped
doing it, but she used to go like, we never do anything, we never go anywhere.
And I just went, you got to give me one example where you said, let's go to dinner this weekend
with Drew or let's go ourselves or let's go to a movie and dinner or let's take the kids
and go on vacation this Christmas.
And I went now
You got to give me one because football game the answer game. I've act you a million times Wow
Oh you I'm not gonna for cock that first off. They don't serve beer. We're it we started doing at my house
It's a block blocks away at your house. We'll serve you up in my house
Load you up dose you up properly?
Schedule dose them up properly and then put that on the schedule.
Dose him up.
Pistol-peat him.
By the way, UCLA is playing...
USC.
Okay, well that's something else.
Half the time they're playing Irvine State or something, their 53 point favorite.
Yeah, the Ant Raptors or something.
Yeah. UCLA is next weekend.
Mm-hmm, all right.
So we can after Thanksgiving.
All right.
Well, what is that, Drew?
What is the problem that he has?
Figure me out for Friday and call me,
or something, or tell me to call.
Yeah, yeah, you can call.
Tell him you're you.
He knows me, I call him over for him.
Ha ha, Friday is.
It's pronounced goober.
Friday open. No, you've got chassis press
sorry go ahead uh-huh yeah you're relatively open relatively all right
well you find the time I'll have an English yeah I'll take my dad to learn
Gary check out the data that game I think it's this weekend all right well
figure it out anyway your dad 70 70. Not fair to you.
Yeah.
But there's a weird thing that young males do.
You're very right.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
I was giving bad information.
Good.
I'll be in Reno.
Good.
Nice move.
You baited him and then bailed on him.
Well, you asked for one example.
And by the way, it's funny you would bring it up because I was just getting my balls
busted for this too.
Just this morning.
Tell me about it.
I mean, we never go anywhere, we never take vacations.
We go to New York all the time,
and we just got back from fucking Bali.
And I'm like, wait a minute.
Yeah.
But you dare not bring this all up in the heat of battle
because then you're just an asshole.
Yeah.
Gary, right on the screen, when does this air? Now I'm starting to float a little bit with your weekends and my weekends and
and everything else, but um, it is a weird and there's a weird thing I
I
Think chicks are allowed to feel a certain way
and days, yeah, and
That's just the way they feel. And I've had this argument, Drew, with my wife
and or my daughter, where my daughter was like yelling at me, you can't tell me I can't
feel this way. And I was like, yes, I can. You can't just if you feel if you've like I mean meaning your wife can feel like oh me
and Drew never do anything but you just got back from Bali and you go to New York every other weekend
so she goes but I have the right to my feelings and it's like well it's a very slippery slope
because you can feel like the neighbor kid molested your kid, but there's
no evidence. But I feel that way and I know in my heart, so lock them up. Like there's
this weird thing that we're doing way, way too much of as a society, which is if you
feel this way, then those are your feelings and nobody can deny you those feelings. Your feelings can be valid and still unfounded. You know what I'm saying?
No, I do know what you're saying, but when they're unfounded, they're then
null and void.
They're not null and void. They're real. You should pay attention to them,
but they have no foundation in reality. So, let's move on.
Yeah, it's a new, okay, I get you're in trouble. What I'm saying, there's this new world order,
and it's a very slippery slope, which is everyone's entitled to their feelings, and they go, okay,
and then you feel like, I'm frightened, Donald Trump's getting into the White House, and
I'm scared, because now there's a target on my back and we all have to acknowledge those feelings and my feeling toward that and I don't think you're helping
whether you're a child or chronologically an adult but have the
mentality of a child I don't think we're doing those people a service by
embracing that because I think what you're doing is you're creating fear and chaos and more feelings
that we really need.
I think it's it's it's somebody here.
Here's the deal.
You need the pilot to fly the plane and when you hit some turbulence, you need a guy with
a steady voice to get on the blower and go.
We hit a little rough patch air buckle up should be okay.
We've had you know, we've this has been reported. It's gonna be a little rough patch air, buckle up, should be okay. We've had, you know, this has been reported,
it's gonna be a little bumpy going in, but it should be fine.
We don't need a guy to grab the mic and yell, oh my God!
Oh my God, assume the crash position,
because you're gonna freak everyone on the plane out.
We know we're gonna land, statistically,
it's gonna be safe, we need that voice.
And the person in the back of the plane
who's screaming we're all gonna die
is not entitled to their feelings.
That's what I'm saying, Drew.
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