The Bechdel Cast - The Apartment with Emily Heller
Episode Date: March 7, 2024This week, Caitlin, Jamie, and special guest Emily Heller discreetly go to their colleague's apartment to discuss... The Apartment. Follow Emily at @mremilyheller on Instagram, and check out What Is......? A Jeopardy Podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey, Mr. Jamie.
Yes, Mr. Caitlin. I'm Mr. Caitlin to you. Thank you very much. Yes, Mr. Jamie. Yes, Mr. Caitlin.
I'm Mr. Caitlin to you.
Thank you very much.
Yes, Mr. Caitlin.
I'm going to need you to give me the key to your apartment so I can fuck a bunch of people there.
And then I'll give you a promotion, maybe.
Okay, well, here's the thing.
You'll never see me change the sheets.
It's maybe implied that I did, but it's not really implied that i did so
if you're cool with me getting promoted and maybe sleeping on your cum that's okay with me mr caitlin
is jack lemon sleeping on his boss's cum the whole i think so he comes home and he's so tired and i like his posture isn't that of someone
who has the energy to change their sheets yeah no yeah so he's sleeping and come and i don't care
about that i just care that you buy me a bunch of alcohol i'm assuming you're not paying me enough
to keep the bar stocked but like you know fingers crossed for a promotion i'm trying to boy boss my way to the top of insurance i don't understand the logistics of the sex apartment
economy but whatever i love it it's so movie where it who knows why they need to fuck at his
apartment but he's sleeping on his boss's cum that really i like couldn't stop thinking about that the whole
time because then shirley mclean i'm like now she's in the cum sheets on the worst day of her
life come on i know have some i hope he changed the sheets for her doubt it jesus doesn't seem
like it because the scenes move so quickly yeah i hope the doctor insisted i feel like he he of
anyone in the movie would be like hold on
maybe we should change these sheets anyways welcome to the bechdel cast my name is jamie
loft is my name is caitlin dorante this is our show where we examine movies through an
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But today we are continuing.
It's been a Billy Wilder year for us. It really is.
It's true because we just covered Sunset Boulevard not long ago. Looks like we will be covering,
if we haven't already by the time this episode gets released, but it's a classic movie march on our matrion. And it appears as though the two movies that are going to win
the poll are singing in the rain and billy wilder's some like it hot and today we're covering
the apartment with an incredible guest let's get her in the mix let's do it she's a comedian, TV writer, and host of the upcoming Jeopardy podcast entitled What Is a Jeopardy Podcast?
You can also check out her Comedy Central special, Ice Thickeners, and her album Pasta.
It's Emily Heller. Welcome back.
Hello. Oh my gosh, thank you for having me. So excited to be talking about this, especially as someone who I think prior to this past year
had seen zero Billy Wilder movies,
and now I think I've seen like five.
Wow.
So it's been a Billy Wilder year for me too.
Nice.
What brought it out?
It feels like he's back.
He's with us again.
He's back.
Like he's Jesus. He's back he's with us again what what he's like he's jesus he's back what threw you into the billy wilder expanded universe so i'm like famously not a movie person um welcome to the
show yes um thank you for having me i should not be here um i so i So it kind of takes a lot for me to get into watching movies.
But I recently sort of decided I want to learn how to write a farce movie.
And so I just have been watching a ton.
And so I've been getting recommendations for people and working my way through lists.
And it just so happens that Billy Wilder is like a master of that genre also.
And so we watched some like it hot.
We watched Midnight.
Oh, I haven't seen that.
It's so good and so farcy and so wild.
Is it wilder, though?
Thank you for taking that.
I was like, are we going to leave it on the floor?
No, I'm going to pick it up and put it where it belongs.
They're professional. It's like
the most complicated farce plot ever, where it's like this like woman gambler drifter comes into
town and sneaks into this high society event. And she gets sniffed out by this guy who then
hires her to seduce away the man who is cuckolding him. And she's
pretending to be like a duchess the whole time
and meanwhile
there is this like taxi driver who has fallen
in love with her who's like hunting her down
and it's just
it culminates in this like
incredible ballroom
scene. It's just it's really
it's really great. But then
yeah we also watched sunset boulevard and
the apartment was one of the ones where it had been kind of recommended for the farce list but
it's not a farce um it's absolutely not a farce no it's like i love how like ambiguous it is
in genre too because it like switches a couple different times yes there are some like real hard cuts
between like genre scenes too where like it'll go from the most dramatic moment of the movie to like
one of the funniest visuals of the whole thing but it does have like a lot in common with his
other like farce films or just it's just like the very tight writing and the very efficient character intros and stuff.
Like he's just so good at that.
For sure.
Yeah.
I'm so excited that you've done so many.
I want to watch Midnight now.
Right.
It's so good.
Yeah.
It's kind of a B side of his.
Yeah.
It was really it was like one of those ones where it was like a bunch of the movies on the list.
Like Some Like It Hot was very easy to find where to stream that.
But Midnight, I feel like we ended up watching it
like streaming on some like weird Russian,
like YouTube or something.
So it's harder to track down.
Cause I mean, the ending I don't,
I think is like maybe not that good,
but it's not like a classic, but yeah,
there are some others on the list
that I can recommend as well.
But yeah, I'm still watching farces.
I'm still enjoying them.
But it has gotten me to watch more movies, which like for some reason it needs to be part of a series.
Like TV is really easy for me because I'm like I understand where this fits in with everything else I'm watching.
You know what I mean?
But for movies, it just feels like I don't know why it's so hard for me to like get hard for a movie.
Oh, I love it.
I'm like, give me just a single isolated story that I don't have to keep watching these characters again.
The things Caitlin has seen in theaters would turn your head around 360 degrees.
It's awesome.
I saw Stomp the Yard in theaters twice.
Hell yeah.
Wow.
You know, and others.
But anyway, well, before we talk much more about Billy Wilder and The Apartment, tell us about your podcast.
Yeah, I'm very excited. my friend John Cullen called What Is a Jeopardy! Podcast, which was sort of born out of the fact
that like John and I became friends because we are Jeopardy! fans. Oh my God. And yeah,
it was like I was just like on Twitter looking for someone to say something about something that was
like grinding my gears about a certain Jeopardy! contestant. And I found John tweeting about it.
And we also realized that there are no Jeopardy
podcasts there's just the official one and that's it really there are no like good I mean there
have been like a few that have like no listeners wow burn I listened to like one or two of them
and they sound like they're being done at gunpoint. That is always, I'm always like really delighted
to find that there are podcasts
that still do not exist.
And especially because now
I get to listen to you
talking about Jeopardy.
I mean, there's no comedy podcast
about Jeopardy.
Forgive me.
I'm sure I'll get corrected
if I'm wrong,
but work on your PR
if that's the case,
because I didn't find you.
Come on the show.
But yeah, I'm very excited, especially just because weirdly Jeopardy has gone through a few
changes in the last few years, aside from just like the death of Alex Trebek, which led to that
like very tumultuous search for a new host. But they also have
new executive producers who have been developing this more tournament-forward
culture there, I guess, where they're really fostering more Jeopardy! celebs, personalities
who they keep bringing back for various tournaments and stuff. So you get more familiar with the
people who are on the show. And it just feels like there is a lot to talk about. And we're launching with
the start of the Tournament of Champions, which was delayed because of the writer's strike,
and is the biggest pool of contestants that they've ever had in the Tournament of Champions.
Also, for the first time in Jeopardy! history, the winner of Celebrity Jeopardy! is
competing in the regular Tournament of Champions. Wait, they're throwing a celebrity out into
among the normies? The winner of Celebrity Jeopardy! for season 39 was Ike Barinholtz,
and they invited him to compete in the Tournament of Champions. Wow. Ike Barinholtz, that scans.
Oh, yeah. he has the vibe of
someone who would excel at jeopardy i'm calling him a dork oh yeah well he had auditioned for
jeopardy before he was famous and oh that's cool so he was like he trained he was excited he was
ready and yeah so he's competing and like he's matched up against one of like the top five seeds of the season.
So he's going to get his ass handed to him.
And it's very exciting.
Amazing.
But it's like the guy who's probably going to beat him is like one of clearly the nicest people who you will ever see on Jeopardy.
And he's also the guy who helped not scab for the TOC.
He's like...
Oh, okay.
I was curious because I know that that was a huge thing with Jeopardy, yeah.
Yes, it was a huge thing this year where they were going to proceed with the Tournament of Champions
even as the Jeopardy writers were on strike,
and they were going to do it using reused clues.
So they were going to do it without the writers.
Bullshit.
And Ray Lalonde, who is a professional set decorator from Canada,
went online and was like, as a union man, I cannot in good conscience compete in the Tournament of Champions if it's going to happen without the participation of the Guild Riders.
And all of the other top seeds of the tournament were like, we're with you, Ray.
I love that.
And so, yeah, it was like a beautiful, nerdy snowball that really warmed my heart.
And that's the guy who's probably going to kick Ike's ass in the first round.
Good for him.
I hope that, you know, Ike Barinholtz is like, you know, I mean, if you got to get your ass handed to you by someone, it might as well be a good person.
Might as well be Ray Lalonde, the sweetest man in Jeopardy history.
But yeah, so I'm very excited.
Our first episode is going to air
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So we're going to get right into it.
Two very big Jeopardy fans
who are not smart enough to be on Jeopardy
just talking shit about everyone's favorite game show.
Love it.
Hell yes.
Oh, I'm so excited to listen.
I also feel like it's always like
when I'm listening to a podcast about a show,
I'm always 50,000 times more likely
to actually engage with the show
and like have a ritual.
And oh, I'm so excited.
Oh, good.
Yeah, we're hoping that it will still be like
appealing to people who haven't watched every episode from the week before. Like, it's gonna be fast moving. It's gonna be basically covering the games from the week before. But there's always stuff that Jon catches that I missed. And like, hopefully there are things that I catch that Jon missed. And then there's just like general Jeopardy chat. And like, we end every episode with some like deep dive on one of the topics from Final
Jeopardy just so we can learn more about it and hopefully be better at trivia in the future.
So hopefully there's enough in there even if you aren't like a diehard Jeopardy fan.
I'm excited.
Thank you so much.
Well, back to the apartment, I guess.
Seamless.
Seamless.
Yes.
Yes.
Wonderful dismount. What is a 1960 movie
that was marketed as a comedy, but also takes a hard turn in the second act? Yeah.
What is The Apartment? Anyway, so Emily, you had not seen it until pretty recently. Is that right?
Yeah, I watched it on Monday. Okay, well, there you. Is that right? Yeah, I watched it on Monday.
Okay, well, there you go.
Or Tuesday.
Yeah, I watched it very recently.
Yes, I watched it this week.
I'm very excited to talk about it.
Welcome to the fold.
And weirdly, I watched on Tuesday night.
And Tuesday in the morning, I was like talking to one of my coworkers.
And I was like, how's it going?
What did you get up to last night?
And he was like, I watched The Apartment.
It was so good.
And I was like, oh my gosh, I. It was so good. And I was like,
oh my gosh,
I'm about to watch it.
What a coincidence.
Yeah.
Something's in the air.
Billy Wilder is like,
I've been seeing
that a lot of my friends
are watching his stuff
on Letterboxd.
I'm like,
I don't know what it is,
but he's back.
He's back.
He's back.
His ghost.
I hope the farce is back.
I feel like it's been
a slow push and return to farce appreciation.
I have a lot of reason to think that farce is coming back.
God, that would fucking rock.
Yeah.
I hope so.
Not to brag or anything, but Jamie and I moderated a Q&A panel for Bottoms.
And Bottoms feels very farcy to me oh i've got to see it i still haven't
seen it but that is a good argument for me to see it now yeah it's awesome one of the things that
my you know not to defer to what a man says but one of the things that my that my husband said
that as we've been talking about farce just sort of incessantly for the last year and a half is he was like,
I feel like the fact that maximalism is so big now
means that it is the right time for farce to come back.
Because farce movies are about like
just so many plots coming in and coming together.
Like it's things piled on things.
But again, this movie is not a farce.
Right.
But we'll cover more farces in the future on the podcast.
We will.
Jamie, what is your history with The Apartment?
Oh, I have a pretty extensive history with this movie.
I know that because we just covered Sunset Boulevardvard i will glaze over it quickly but i took a class in college
bravely called wilder allen and kaufman a concept that has aged really well across the board uh but
where oh my cat's here uh where everyone casper is present casper okay listeners casper's newer to the mix so you might not be on
a first name basis with him as you are with flea however casper's superpower is that he can watch
whole movies with me he can sit motionless for two hours eyes locked like casp i made him a letterboxd account because he is watching it
his system is five stars if he didn't fall asleep one star if he did and that's his system but we
watched the apartment well but yeah no i took a class where there was a whole sort of like section we talked about Billy
Wilder movies for a month and I really really loved it the Alan portion of the classic got in
trouble a couple times but but the Wilder part was my favorite I really kind of fell in love with
Sunset Boulevard I really love the apartment I mean we were sort of covering the hits I wish we
had been encouraged to watch the B-sides maybe we we were and I was drunk. I don't know. Like I was 20. I don't know.
Yeah. But the apartment was one of my favorites that we covered. I really loved it. I had never
seen a movie quite like it at the time. And yeah, I have watched it a couple of times over the years since then and it very least cemented my
permanent and enduring love of Shirley MacLaine like just such a rare wonderful like every era
of her career is unbelievable I mean especially for me who like for the first 30 years of my life, the only thing I knew about Shirley MacL the exact right age for the Animaniacs to imprint
on me that same Shirley MacLaine was like a woo woo psychic. God bless. I remember that now. But
I haven't thought about that in like 20 years. That's so before college, I wasn't familiar with
anything she had done when she was younger. And she's incredible in this movie. I really love,
I feel like for its time, it's doing so many things that no movies are doing, which is how
I feel about most Billy Wilder movies. And yeah, I really enjoyed this movie. I was really excited
that you wanted to revisit it with us. And there's so much to talk about. I mean, there's
stuff that this movie does that feels very dated, but there's a lot of stuff this movie
does that I feel like rarely shows
up in movies now. It's
wild. It's wilder.
We have
to do that every time.
We do. Or Billy
Wilder's ghost, who is
just haunting the world and
compelling us to watch all of his movies,
will kill us.
He's so back.
Yeah.
It's true.
We are being haunted by Billy Wilder's ghost.
That's just like a new marketing thing we're trying.
Long story short, I really love and appreciate this movie.
Caitlin, what's your history with The Apartment?
I had only seen it once before in my span of the two or three years where I was in undergrad getting my first of many degrees in film.
I don't talk about it as much because it's not nearly as impressive as my master's degree in screenwriting from Boston University.
Which is exceptional.
Thank you so much.
Never done anything like it in any case when i was in undergrad i took
it upon myself to just try to watch basically every movie that was ever referenced in any of
my textbooks or just that had any historical significance so i would watch like three movies
a day i don't know how i managed it because these days it takes me three days to watch
a movie. And so I watched The Apartment and it's not my favorite among Billy Wilder's oeuvre. I
think it's because I find Jack Lemmon's character to be a spineless poo-poo head. Wow. Get his ass.
I will.
I just he rubbed me the wrong way.
And I love Shirley MacLaine, but her character, I just wish she was more active or just was given the opportunity to be more active in this movie.
There were things about it that didn't appeal to my sensibilities very much.
So I think it's a good movie and I think it's well written and everything.
But if I have to choose a movie that I want, that I'm going to have a fun time watching,
it's probably not going to be The Apartment.
Sorry.
Well, to be fair, I don't think anyone's coming to this movie for a fun time necessarily.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's chock-a-block with characters where you're like
you want to grab them by the shoulders and shake them and be like what are you doing yes yeah cc
in particular you're just like oh my god we are still caping for like mr pp at this late hour in
the movie we're still like well maybe mr pp is a good guy yeah Yeah. C.C. Baxter more like Peepy Baxter. See, I wouldn't go that far.
I don't hate C.C.
I like C.C.
I feel like he grows a lot.
I don't think that the end line of the movie is great.
The ending of the movie is very movie.
I don't know.
We'll talk about it.
Yeah.
It's sort of like it belongs in the sort of like historical canon of the like nice guy protagonists.
Yes.
In quotes, nice guy.
R slash nice guys.
But I felt like it was weirdly like a better take on that than like even more modern films.
Like you root for him more than you do for like Ducky from like.
Yes. I was thinking about Pretty in pink a lot during this movie okay i i mean i guess partially just because this movie is now
my dad's age doxing him much like cc dox and stocks fran. So, I mean, it's, like, old. And it's hard to not watch this movie by, like, not comparing it to other movies.
But, yeah, I feel like CeCe is at least a more, well, he is deeply imperfect.
And I feel like let off the hook for things that a modern good movie would not let him off the hook for i still think he's like doing laps around the quote-unquote underdog loser characters of the
80s who are like you know revenge of the nerds like murdering and assaulting women and still
coming out on top where it's a bad yardstick yeah you get the feeling that he doesn't feel as
entitled to anything like yeah he still wants it to go a
different way but it feels like he takes no for an answer a little bit better than other movie
characters still not as well as he should but um better yeah better we'll get into cc yeah yeah
there's so much to talk i mean this movie has shades of gray that are like challenging
in ways that i was like i don't know if they were intended to be challenging at the time, but I'm excited to talk about it.
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And we're back. Okay, so here is the recap for the apartment. I will place a content warning at the top here for suicide. So we are in New York
City. Ever heard of it? And it's about the same time that the movie came out. The movie came out
in 1960. I think the movie takes place in late 1959. We are getting voiceover from C.C. Baxter, played by Jack Lemmon. He works at a large
insurance company, and he often stays late at the office until it's all right for him to go home,
because he rents out his apartment, the titular apartment, to men from his company who are having extramarital affairs
and who need a discreet place to fuck.
Right.
But he's kind of like renting for aspirational clout.
Like he is not charging for this service.
While he is fully stocking,
like he's providing the services of the Marriott.
But he is not being paid. It seems like he's working at a loss. It's like doing stand up comedy.
Right. It's sort of the rotisserie chicken at Costco where you're like, it's a loss leader, but it gets people in the door.
And exactly. Same with the hot dogs.
I was curious if he was charging or what but i'm
also like i don't think so these men are all higher above him in this like hierarchy at the
office they presumably get paid better they're like you know middle or upper management why
don't they just like go split seas on an apartment that they would have more easy access to?
I don't know.
I had some logistical questions.
I was thinking about that the whole movie.
And I think it really ultimately boils down to the fact that like it probably just started with one guy and then it snowballed.
And so I think if the movie took place over a longer period of time, we'd eventually get
to the point where it's like, you guys just get your own place, you know? Seriously. But we're at
a moment in this guy's life where it has just sort of gotten a little out of control. And it was
maybe a more manageable number of people before. I was wondering about that. And I was also like,
I mean, I think probably ultimately the apartment thing is just
a you know a movie thing to keep you in the story but logistically yeah logistically it's troubling
and i i'm like are we to believe which i do believe that all of these upper executives are
like not firing enough synapses to understand that they should all share a spot if this is the case
and also that cc probably wouldn't point that out to them because he wants to be promoted and that's
like his whole journey is that it takes him so deep in the movie to give up this idea of
professional advancement regardless of like who gets hurt or deceived
along the way they should just all rent an apartment like it seems like they can afford it
that's what i kept thinking yeah but i guess i was like location is everything or something
right the apartment is one of the characters well I do think that there are also probably, I don't know if it was explicit or not,
but like some of these men
do sort of pretend like it's their apartment.
Yes, that too.
Like there is an amount of deception.
There are like,
I think some of the women who end up there
are people for whom like going to a hotel
would maybe raise alarm bells
that these guys don't want to raise.
Right.
I was wondering, I was like credit card statements.
Was that a thing in 1960?
I don't think these guys' wives would.
Women can't even have credit cards.
Yeah.
Legally.
Their wives would not get to see what they were spending their money on.
Like that part of it where I was like, no, that would, they would very easily be able
to do that.
But.
Right.
In any case.
So we've got the sex apartment that cc baxter is like borrowing out not
even renting out his neighbors including a dr dreyfus are always like hey baxter what's going
on in there it sounds like you're constantly fucking you freaky little slut and he's also like that's me he's like yup mr fuck
i thought that was a really funny runner i mean it is it ties into like the greater themes of
masculinity that surround this movie but the fact that he at every opportunity even when it gets
you know and sometimes he's being valiant about it. But other times it's like, he doesn't mind being thought of as Mr. Fuck.
Right. Oh, yeah. Okay. So then Baxter arrives home after one such night where he has let a guy
use his apartment. In this case, it's Al Kirkaby, someone from upper management at his company.
And Kirkaby is like, yeah, I'll put in a good word for you for this possible promotion.
Later that night, another guy who Baxter works with, this is Mr. Dobish, calls and he's like,
hey, I met this woman who looks like Marilyn Monroe and I need to fuck her immediately.
Get out of bed, even though it's 11 o'clock and let me use your apartment right which is like a winky nod to the fact that billy wilder just worked with marilyn monroe the previous year
in some like get hot and also seven year itch i don't know when the seven year itch came out i
think it was before this could be anything i think it was the 50s anyways like it would seem more misogynist than it is if you didn't know that they had this
working relationship true in any case baxter gets out of bed he goes and waits outside but
mr dobish leaves the wrong key after he leaves. So Baxter can't get back into his apartment
and he catches a cold. So the next day at work, he's like all sniffly and he chats to the elevator
operator, Fran Kubelik, played by Shirley MacLaine. And they're talking about colds and it's like
kind of flirty, or at least he's trying to be flirty with her.
It's flirty.
It's friendly.
I feel like he is like many men before him.
And people of all genders.
But I will single out men in this regard.
Interpreting friendly behavior as.
Romantic interest.
She's obsessed with me.
Yeah.
Yes, that does tend to happen, doesn't it?
And then Al Kirkaby, the guy from the night before, is like, oh, Baxter, I saw you talking
to Miss Kubelik. I'd like to take her out, but she always refuses my advances for some reason.
And it's like, yeah, maybe because you regularly assault her. We just saw you assault her in the elevator.
So then Baxter cancels the sex appointment that night for this other guy because he wants to stay home and rest because of his cold.
So he has to make all these adjustments with the sex apartment schedule to shift people around and then he gets called to
the office of mr sheldrake played by fred mcmurray who we talked about in the double indemnity
episode oh yes yes in any case so he's the head of personnel at the insurance company and Baxter's like hmm is this about my promotion that's been floated
and then Mr. Sheldrake is like I know all about your little arrangement with your sex apartment
and I want in on it too he's a dog I think that one of the great bait and switches this movie does is like really expose Mr. Sheldrake for how slick he thinks he is versus how slick he actually is, where he's like, I'm not like the other men that have no respect for my wife.
I'm built different.
And like he isn't.
And the movie knows that.
And I think the way that that rolls out is really smart.
Yeah.
They really misdirect what his feelings are going to be about the apartment.
Like you feel like he's in trouble at first for what he's doing, which sets him up as a person with like integrity, even though he's immediately about to be like, I also want it.
Right.
Yeah.
Right. want it right yeah right but i mean it's clear that he like he thinks he's better than the other
men who are also like deceiving both i feel like this movie does a good job of the two-hander of
like deceiving their their wives and also deceiving the women that they are with by just lying out
their asses all the time true but sheldrake kind of the worst of all
because he thinks he's smart at least the other guys don't seem to be suffering that delusion
yeah it's hard to tell we don't get to know them very well but they're comic relief yeah right so
then baxter catches on and he gives sheldrake the key for that night in exchange for two tickets
to see the music man. So Baxter is like, hey, Miss Kubelik, do you want to go with me to the play?
And she agrees to meet him there. But first, she's like, I have to go meet an old boyfriend for a drink.
And it turns out to be Mr. Sheldrake, who she had had an affair with over the summer. But again,
he's married. And it seems pretty clear that that relationship was never going to go anywhere
between Fran and Sheldrake. But he's also trying to rekindle things. And he's like, no, I am going
to divorce my wife actually. And Fran still loves him and she wants to spend time with him. So she
bails on the date with Baxter to see the music man. And she goes off with Sheldrake to Baxter's
apartment, not knowing it's Baxter's apartment. We cut to Baxter's apartment we cut to Baxter being stood up at
the theater and he's all sad and he doesn't know either that you know Fran is at his apartment with
another man you know it's the worst I had this sort of instinct like when have you ever been
watching tv and then you do the very like annoying modern thing where you like swipe at something that cannot be swiped at?
Uh huh.
Like next thing I was like, she should have texted him.
And I was like, now hold on.
My father is an infant.
Like there is no way for her to reach out never mind it's true so then at work baxter
has gotten his promotion that he's been promised and he moves into his own office but he also
starts kind of withholding access to the sex apartment for those like four men who helped him get the promotion.
And he's withholding this access to everyone except for Mr. Sheldrake.
There's this scene where Baxter's like, hey, Sheldrake, I think your lady friend left this broken compact mirror at my apartment.
Chekhov's broken compact mirror, that apartment check off's broken compact mirror that is exactly and also it doubles
as a little metaphor for the state of the human condition hello what i'm cheering and that she
probably considers herself permanently damaged by this relationship in a way that cannot be repaired
yeah wow i was like wow that's the
moment billy wilder won his oscar for this one broken mirror to represent damaged character
boom what what what critics are calling it subtle it's wild it's wild, wow. It's really wild. Yes. So Baxter doesn't know that Sheldrake's lady love is Fran still until the holiday party
a few weeks later where Fran lends Baxter the same broken mirror so that he can look
at his ugly bowler hat.
Got his ass.
Sorry about it.
That bowler hat really cracked me up he's like
i'm a big shot now check out my new hat and it's like you look like charlie chaplin now yeah yeah
i wrote down red flag there if when a guy gets really drunk he's like check out this cool hat i bought should we go out run away yeah no
it is like a sign of hubris to be like i'm trying a new kind of hat it's a sign that the character
is like on a decline morally that's true yeah he's gotta like let someone else fix him and you know
circle back in a couple years see how he's doing
yeah for sure but baxter sees the broken mirror that fran has and he puts two and two together
meanwhile fran is very sad because mr sheldrake's secretary just told fran about the several other
women who he has had affairs with over the years and who he has lied to about
how he's going to divorce his wife for them. So Fran is really upset. Baxter is really upset
because his crush is sleeping with his boss. So he leaves the party and he goes to a bar and gets super drunk. Meanwhile at Baxter's apartment
Fran is there with Sheldrake and she's crying because of his shitty behavior. He has to leave
to catch a train to be with his wife and Fran stays behind. We kind of cut back to Baxter who's
coming back to his apartment with a woman he met at the bar.
He discovers Fran in bed. She has taken a lot of sleeping pills and she's not waking up.
So Baxter panics. He goes and calls the doctor neighbor over to his apartment. The doctor saves
Fran's life and Baxter calls Sheldrake and tells him about the incident. But Sheldrake doesn't
really want to be bothered with it, especially it's Christmas Day, spending the day with his
family. And finally, Fran wakes up and Baxter tends to her, he gets her fed, they play cards
together. But she still feels awful, both physically and emotionally and she's still in
love with and heartbroken over sheldrake meanwhile fran's family is worried because they haven't seen
or heard from her in a couple days which i'm like that's one of the things with me for
baxter where i'm just like you gotta like i understand he's like well you know don't call people while
you are like before you kind of get your head back on straight sort of but then at some point
it's starting to like before her brother-in-law arrives and he sucks as well but like before her
brother-in-law arrives it's starting to feel somewhat hostagey. Yes. Where it feels like a baby-it's-cold-outside-style hostage.
Yeah.
Where he's like, well, you know, you're not quite ready.
I mean, he's covering Sheldrake's ass.
Exactly, yeah.
He knows that the discretion of the situation
will affect his relationship with Sheldrake.
So it's not purely him taking care of her.
It's him being like, I have to keep her quiet about this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I kind of on this watch, it was like, wow, Baxter is like a cad deeper into this movie
than I remembered.
That's why I don't like him very much.
Anyway, so her family's worried about her.
Her brother-in-law, Carl, finds out where Fran is and he shows up at Baxter's apartment, assumes that Baxter is a sleazy guy who's taking advantage of Fran, which isn't exactly right. But, you know, Baxter is all like, damn, I'm in love with Fran. So the next day he goes to
work, prepared to confront Sheldrake and tell him that he should forget about Fran because Baxter
wants to be with her. But Sheldrake is like, actually, my wife left me because she found out
about all my affairs. So I'm going to be with fran
by the way here's another big promotion for all your trouble this scene is so fucked in so many
different directions that it's wild but like it's wilder sorry sorry it's wilder but yeah i mean
particularly i was like sort of surprised by the sort of like nakedness that Mr. Sheldrake presents.
Like, well, obviously, if I'm alone, I will die.
So because I've been rejected by someone rightfully, I must enter this new relationship under false pretenses.
And like he just presents it like, of course, you get it.
Like, of course, this is what's going to happen.
Yeah.
What I really appreciated about this scene too
is that like, you get into it with watching Cece
practicing the speech she's going to give to Sheldrake
of like, I'll take her off your hands for you.
And whenever you see someone practicing a speech
they're about to give,
you know that they're not going to successfully
give the speech. Right. Good trope. and so you kind of watch that being like okay i get it
we're not going to hear this like but then you do hear the speech it's just that sheldrake says the
exact same words he's like i'll take her off your hands and i thought that that was like an impressive
way of like subverting that trope yeah to make it feel new and i was just like wow that's really
skillful because i was kind of rolling my eyes yeah and now i'm not anymore totally i mean and
i feel like it gets at something that i think this movie is doing really well which is like
drawing your attention to the fact that they both view her as meat, but they view themselves somewhat
differently. They both think that they're ultimately good people and neither of them
are consulting with the woman that they are laying claim to. Like she is property in both
of their eyes and both of them think, well, the way that I view her as property is good.
Yeah. Right. Which is obviously a major reflection of
the mentality of the time and how women were viewed by most men. Totally. But it's frustrating
to watch nonetheless. Anyway, Baxter takes the promotion that Sheldrake offers. But sometime
later, Baxter bumps into Fran at work. She's gotten back together with
Sheldrake, who is making arrangements to divorce his wife and to marry Fran, allegedly. And
Baxter's like, oh, yeah, I was just using Sheldrake this whole time to get a promotion. I don't even
care about you being with Sheldrake. And also, I have a big date tonight.
We find out he's lying about all of this.
Then there's a conversation between Baxter and Sheldrake where Sheldrake wants to borrow the key to Baxter's apartment again so he can take Fran there.
But Baxter has finally had enough.
So he quits.
He goes home and packs up the apartment. He doesn't know what he's going to do,
but he just knows he has to get out of this place. Meanwhile, Fran is at a New Year's Eve celebration
with Sheldrake. And he's all like, we're going to go to Atlantic City to go to a hotel tonight
because Baxter won't even give me the key to his apartment anymore.
Especially if I'm taking you there.
His the apartment.
His the apartment.
And she's like, wait a minute.
Does that mean that Baxter loves me?
So she runs through the streets as everyone is ringing in the new year.
And I'm like, okay.
When Harry met Sally, certainly saw this movie and has some homage to pay.
And Fran goes to Baxter's apartment
and he's like,
wow, I'm so glad you're here.
I love you.
And she's like, uh-huh.
And then they finished their card game
from earlier.
And then I guess they're going to be together.
The end.
Woo-hoo.
We do.
See, I actually interpreted her hearing that Baxter had quit his job less as like, oh, my God, he loves me.
I feel like she knows he loves her throughout.
I took this to mean her being like, oh, he decided to stop being complicit in this horrible scheme.
Maybe it's giving the movie too much credit. But to job, Caitlin, with your brain.
I was interpreting. Well, now I don't know what the word is. Interpreting.
Interpreting.
Yikes. Okay. So I thought that because you see her face like lighten up as he's like yeah he won't even give me the key anymore
especially if i'm taking you there so maybe it's like a combination of both because she's like oh
wait he doesn't want me to be with another man he wants to be with me. But I might just be having too simple of an interpretation.
Yes! Yay! You did it!
Caitlin, I feel like both reasons make sense. And I also think that it feels kind of intended that
it's left a little bit open-ended because if it wasn't intended to be open-ended, I feel like you would have gotten, you know,
like a kiss or something.
All we really know is that she is like willing to,
I think the most generous read I was able to get to
on the ending, which I didn't love,
but the ending shot is such a banger.
Like it's hard to not love the ending shot.
But yeah, the most generous read I was able to get to
is that at very least,
Shirley MacLaine's character is really happy
that he did not sell her out further, I think.
Like I think that it could be seen as like,
wow, this is the first time
in at least the course of this movie
and possibly her adult life that she has not been
put out as property and as an opportunity versus a person and i think that connects back to like
the be a mensch be a human being theme that the movie seems to want to do but i also think you're
supposed to think they get together at the end yeah I sort of, as with many movies, I sort of hope that the ending to this movie
is that they hook up for a month
and then break up and remain friends.
That's my wish for most couples in most movies
is that they fuck for a month
and stay friends for their whole lives.
Yeah, I mean, to me, I'm like,
the happy ending of this movie
is not that they get together.
It's that she is allowed to consider that there is something else that's possible outside of the system that she has been sort of ground down to accept.
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Emily, where would you like to start the discussion?
What's jumping out to you?
Oh, my gosh.
I don't even know where to start.
I mean, the first thing that I want to say about this movie is that I just I really appreciated how everything was paying something off.
Like there was nothing new introduced that was like important that we didn't already know about like even the sleeping
pills where it's like they're introduced when he's like i can't give you the apartment tonight i'm
sick i already took a sleeping pill like and it doesn't feel clunky it feels like oh it's serving
a purpose there you don't expect it to come back but then when it does come back when she takes the
full bottle you're like oh that was just so efficient and so well done very good writing
yeah and the mirror coming back this wilder he's got a big future ahead yeah
and i also love the like that's how it crumbles cookie wise oh my gosh i I was thinking, was anyone in the chat a big fan of Bruce Almighty?
I wouldn't call myself a big fan.
I've seen it.
Okay.
For all my Bruce Almighty heads, that's how the cookie crumbles is very much the Jim Carrey
character's slogan throughout the movie.
And I believe that it is a clear reference to the apartment oh could be
the end bruce almighty heads shout out wow but i was feeling the bruce almighty the movie had
seen apartment the movie i mean a lot of movies have seen the movie the apartment when harry met
sally movies are people and that's how we engage with them.
One thing that I appreciate about this movie is that I think it's a good example of how
men fail upwards and get promotions that they don't deserve and how women are often overlooked
for promotions and opportunities in general because men are obsessed with looking out for
each other when they engage in bad behavior and i think that's one of the many reasons that the
patriarchy has perpetuated itself for centuries i don't think the movie is commenting on that
but it is presenting it i think it is like presenting it pretty effectively.
I don't know how I would suggest it be shifted. But I feel like yeah, you're given many elements
of this like workplace patriarchy. And as a viewer, like you're sort of expected to put it
together yourself. The movie doesn't really do that. And then at moments, I think it kind of
fails its characters but it's
weird because i feel like there is like all these shades of gray where it's based on what we see of
cc baxter like it's not that he is bad at his job it's that he recognizes that the only way to get
ahead is to cater to everyone around him's basest, most manipulative instincts to the people around
them. And he's fine with that. So it's like a lot of male characters we've talked about over the
years. He is both subject to the patriarchy because he's so in the middle and he's also
being uplifted by it at the same time and is okay with that. Right. And you see the alternative.
He has that coworker who works at the next desk over who's been there longer than him,
who has done probably more better work than him because he's so distracted taking care
of the apartment anyway.
We don't see him work ever.
Yeah.
And that guy is never going to get a promotion.
And he begrudgingly congratulates Cece when he like
gets the promotion that he earned through dubious means. And you recognize that like the alternative
to participating in the sort of corrupt hierarchy of this institution is just languishing in the
position that you're in. And so it both like lets Baxter off the hook for his choices in some way, but it also indicts
the institution. Right. Yeah. And then I feel like on Fran's side, I'm curious what everyone
thinks about it, because I didn't remember that they tell you that she did have higher career
aspirations, but was held back, which it seems like she I mean, i would guess that she and baxter are like they're
intellectually matched but baxter has the credentials the fact that he is a white man
and the fact that he because he's a white man he has the opportunities to advance and they were
like well sorry you like can't spell well enough So you're stuck in this very feminized working class position of this time indefinitely,
which seems to be, I mean, among other things,
but it does seem that like part of her depression comes from the fact that
the world that she is in does not offer her opportunities for advancement,
like nefarious or otherwise i mean i also wonder
what the implication was supposed to be of the fact that like baxter's neighbors are jews and
there was like a class implication there that like even though that guy is a doctor
they live in this like kind of shitty apartment building with this bachelor and there
is like for him and for why can't i remember her name shirley mclean's character why can't i know
fran for fran yeah that they both don't have the same privileges that other people around them do
and so they are kind of like scraping to get by. Yeah, I was curious about that, too.
I mean, I know that Billy Wilder was a Jewish writer and included other Jewish characters in his films.
I don't know.
I mean, that sort of brings me into like some of the context for the way that this movie was produced.
There's not a ton of it that I think is super relevant to talk about. But the things that I guess I would want to talk about is the fact that like Billy Wilder had like started in noir and, you know, like did Double Indemnity in the 50s.
He does all of these wacky comedies.
And then in the 60s, it seems like this is the first example of him getting to ideas he wanted to produce in the 40s but wasn't allowed to because of the
Hays Code until the 60s. So this was like an idea he'd been noodling around with since the 40s,
but this was the first time he actually got clearance to do it. And I don't know,
I wasn't able to find a lot about the writing of the movie itself.
It was co-written with a common collaborator, I.L. Diamond. This movie takes place in 1959,
but it also feels like a little bit out of time. Yeah. I mean, it feels really modern in a lot of
ways. And it's sort of like cynicism about sex and everything, which I think is a little bit of like a Billy Wilder hallmark.
Like his movies are a lot about like cynical people
finding joy in spite of themselves.
And in spite of like them feeling sort of above
the mores of the time.
But I also kept thinking about like
what it would be like to watch this movie
if I hadn't already seen Mad Men.
Ooh.
Right. Because I feel like Mad Men. Ooh. Right.
Because I feel like Mad Men was so like, oh, my God, this was so normalized.
And we're blowing your mind with that.
And it feels like this must have felt a bit more radical to see before that was like the common understanding of what these types of businessmen were up to.
Especially because the production code was still in effect when this
movie was being developed and released. The kind of parameters of it were getting more lax as time
went on. And I think it was in 1968 that the Hayes production code was like officially dissolved and
replaced with the rating system. But it was still enforced to some degree when this movie
came out. And so I was surprised that there were things that this movie got away with that I
wouldn't have expected it to be able to talk about and like pretty directly and explicitly address,
such as suicide and suicidal ideation and infidelity slash sex out of wedlock.
And abortion.
Oh, wait, what's the abortion component?
So, I mean, it's not as explicit as talking about the suicide, but there's a moment when
her brother-in-law comes to the apartment to retrieve her and he introduces Dreyfus.
He's like, this is her doctor.
And the guy like almost punches him.
And he's like, not that kind of doctor.
Oh, my God. OK, I did not connect that. her doctor and the guy like almost punches him and he's like not that kind of doctor oh my god
okay i did not connect that yeah the implication being that like she's recovering from an abortion
versus and obviously they don't say it but it is strongly implied that like oh yeah that would be
the other thing that the doctor would be there treating her for at home, that totally makes sense. God, that did not register for me at all.
Yeah, I barely caught it.
This movie is really good, folks.
But getting back to your original point, Emily, I thought it was interesting that the only
character that I think like we know is Jewish is also the moral center of the movie.
And also, yeah, like of a higher class
and profession than our protagonist.
Yeah.
But I really like, I don't know.
I like Dr. Dreyfuss.
And his wife.
His wife.
I hate that like we have his,
her name is Mildred.
We do hear her name.
So for rectal test purposes,
she just skates through, although she is mostly referred to as his wife but I also was like pleasantly surprised that
Jack Crucian who played Dr. Dreyfus was nominated for an Oscar for that part
Jack Lemmon Shirley MacLaine and Jack Crucian are all nominated for Oscars. This movie was nominated for a million Oscars and won a bunch, not for acting.
But in any case, I felt like Dr. Dreyfuss,
I don't know, he was interesting to me
because in some ways he and certainly Mildred
are allies to Fran based on what they know
about the situation.
But they also have very like 1960s views of sex and
promiscuity in general which i feel like this movie is sort of playing around with and referencing how
older generations versus younger generations view sex and promiscuity at this time right yeah i mean
they're not as disgusted with him as they could
be, I suppose, because they were like not in a position to be. But you are like, oh,
they have sympathy for her, even if they don't have sympathy for Baxter. Right. Which I was
surprised about because so much of slut shaming and like promiscuity shaming is directed toward women and there's
of course the famous double standard of oh if you're a man who's fucking all the time
you're awesome and if you're a woman who's doing that you're a horrible
dirty disgusting person or it's just like fundamentally assumed that you're being
deceived versus participating right right that too and so for like dr dreyfus's his wife
mildred she's like yes i'll fix some breakfast for her i wouldn't do anything for you cc baxter
because you're a dirty rotten scoundrel he's a dog but for her because i think she almost
views fran as a victim almost of like cc baxter's constant parade or what they perceive as like a
constant parade of like women coming and going out of his apartment yeah like because she's assuming that fran has overdosed as
a result of cc she is going off of what she knows right yes who knows where her sympathies would be
if there wasn't a suicide attempt true exactly yeah that was something that was on my mind because
this is the first time and i like dr dreyfus does not hesitate to intervene it's not like he's unwilling
to help someone who he has moral questions about which is what doctors should do not necessarily
what they always do but I wondered how Mildred's opinion of Fran would change if she was not in this position. But I also think it's fair to assume that Cece's a liar
because he is.
So that's something to keep in mind.
Can we explore the romance between Baxter and Fran a bit?
Yeah, I think we should.
Because I find it fascinating.
So she's introduced in the elevator.
You know, he's trying to be flirty with her.
He asks her out for lunch.
She like smiles, but doesn't express any interest and like kind of shoes him out of the elevator.
Yeah, I would say it's friendly, but it's not flirtatious as he interprets it.
Right.
As far as my interpretation, wow, I did it without even trying.
I said the word.
She is being cordial and professional.
And maybe that's why she's like not being flirtatious in return, because she's like,
we're colleagues.
You know, that would be inappropriate.
But in any case, she's showing no romantic interest
not long after that he asks her to go to the theater she declines saying that she has another
date with another man but Baxter kind of like wears her down a little bit and she's like okay
fine I'll go with you it's right here when we get the I know where you live conversation.
Yeah, this is the part of the movie that for me ages the worst.
Real bad.
It's bad.
One of their earlier conversations in the movie is Baxter being like,
yeah, you know, we're gonna go to this play, then we'll go out dancing.
I know this great spot right around the corner from where you live.
And she's like, oh, sounds great. Wait a minute. How do you know where I live? And then rather than him being like,
oh, yeah, she's right. It is creepy that I know where she lives and that I just told her that
and acted like it was no big deal that I told her that. Instead, he's like, not only do I know
where you live, I know who you live live with I know where and when you were born
I know your height, your weight, your social security number
and your entire medical history
because I looked up your file
at the office and she's like
uh huh
okay
this yes
I remember this from the first time I
watched it being like well that's
certainly disqualifying.
Yes, you would think.
And yet, well, that's I feel like Fran, while I think that there is so much like naivete, I think, like ascribed to her character that feels wildly unreasonable.
Where it's like, yes, she is young.
She's in her early 20s.
But like people in their early 20s know it's scary to do that.
Like that's maybe not the guy, particularly if you are already famously not attracted to them.
Like it sort of lends itself to the wearing one down thing.
Yeah.
I think he's benefiting here from comparison to the men who are physically assaulting her in the workplace.
Right.
Yes.
He's the least bad guy.
Yes. workplace right yes he's the least bad guy yes and like i think also like in that first scene
where she gets spanked by that guy and she sort of like tells him off a little bit you are kind
of like oh well she's someone who will like stand up for herself if you're doing something wrong to
her kind of and then so when she doesn't do it to him, you're like, well, she's not just placating him. Maybe she's okay with it but it is sort of presenting the fact that he is
an observer of the lives of others and not a participant even in his own life like he doesn't
even occupy his own apartment right and that is like the main problem that he needs to sort of
rectify throughout the movie so it is like yeah this is like kind of a messed up way to like
see what life is all about.
Yeah.
By like reading people's insurance files.
But yeah, that's giving him a lot of credit.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
That was a tricky one for me.
I do like feel like that moment has potential to be. I was like sort of hoping it would be called back on in a more meaningful way later because it's like if this guy is our
the guy we're rooting for and that's the way that he understands how to interface with people where
people are kind of numbers and obstacles to be overcome to get to where he wants to be
i just wish that that specific plot point was called back to because it's just like age is
bad i mean they did call back to it.
They do. But not in a super meaningful
way. Not in a way that felt critical
of him really. Yes. They call back to it
when she's like you know she
calls back like oh you don't want people to get the
wrong idea about how I know about that
like. Right. It just felt like
a flirtatious callback versus like
yeah hey that thing you did
earlier was fucking weird yeah
which is weird because she does selectively call him out on certain things but it's everything that
you know we have to keep him our lead so yeah right i think it boils down to i just wish that she had been afforded more agency and perspective throughout the movie.
Because, I mean, I also want to talk about how she's presented in comparison to the other women who are in the movie, mainly the women who the men are having the affairs with.
Because she's like the one respectable woman, quote
unquote. It's like the 1960 version of like, she's not like the other girls. But I still find the way
their romance plays out to be, you know, not great, because it's a lot of her politely declining or not showing any interest, him kind of barreling past that and
wearing her down. And then there's the scene where he has put the two and two together about,
oh, the person who my boss is taking to my apartment is Fran. He finds this out at the
holiday party. And he gets so upset about it. And I feel like
it's maybe some combination of like, oh, well, I'm jealous that the woman who I want to belong to me
can't belong to me because another man has claimed ownership of her. And this is maybe
me reaching a little bit, but I'm also just like, pulling from
the context of this era of like, oh, she's like, a tainted one. She's damaged goods. You know,
she's not this like, I see, I didn't read it that I okay, I read it as it's still not a super
charitable interpretation of Baxter. But I read that as like, oh, now I care that people's
lives are being affected because I like this person. And I like that was how I read that
scene where it was like, people are just numbers and bimbos. And this is just how the world works
until suddenly someone that you like is involved. And then all of a sudden it matters and yeah well
that's not a negative thing inherently to realize that if someone is being emotionally like deceived
or harmed is an important thing it does sort of reveal him to be like someone who is kind of
selfish and that is who he is like he's like well i only care if someone i like is affected
which is part of what he has to get over that i feel like you know you could argue whether he
actually makes that journey fully but yeah right but yeah it's left a little ambiguous like what
it is about that that affects him right yeah yeah it's hard say, but he gets so upset about it that he goes to a bar and gets drunk and
picks up another woman, which I'm not casting any judgment on any of that because it sounds
like something I would do.
No, they're lonely and hanging out.
I always remember just the image of them like soullessly dancing cheek-ish to cheek.
Like, it's so funny it's so funny and it is that
hard cut from her making her suicide attempt to them dancing cheek to cheek and you're like yeah
the darkest moment and the funniest moment in this movie is just like back to back yeah i just like
that stark like image of like loneliness and like i feel like it could have been way more I think
that in general women who are not Shirley MacLaine are made out to be kind of well a few are made out
to be kind of like bimbos that are like what do you mean you're not gonna blah blah blah but I
think the exception to that sort of trope is Sheldrake's secretary. I feel like we do get some interiority for her.
And I liked that in the scene at the holiday party,
we have Sheldrake's, I forget what her name is.
We do get a name for her.
Miss Olsen?
Miss Olsen.
I was calling her Elizabeth Olsen in my mind
because that is a famous person I've heard of.
But Miss Olsen, I thought the way that she presented that information
to Fran while it was like drunk and like not super well presented the way you wouldn't when
you're drunk I thought that that was like more than I expected because I feel like it would
have been very easy in this setting in this time to have it turn into a rivalry and a shameful thing where i think like
miss olsen's anger is well placed it's at sheldrake she knows he's a piece of shit and she literally
says to fran like there's nothing to be ashamed of he is we've seen him do this like you are not
and as someone who has been young naive and in that position being told
by someone like hey this guy you're with he's a piece of shit i've been in your position too
it never feels good and seeing it written by two men is never quite on but those like hey just so
you know i see what you're going through And this guy's a piece of shit.
You're part of a pattern.
You're not special.
This is like he's going to do this again.
Yes, totally.
It is a true warning.
She's not saying it to be like, fuck you.
Like, yeah, she is saying it to be like, I am the ghost of Christmas past.
And totally.
Yeah. the ghost of Christmas past. Totally. Yeah, having now been on both sides of that equation,
that is a very meaningful interaction
that we're seeing there.
And the fact that that is what puts her over the edge
and sends her into suicidal ideation
is like we should talk about that.
Also something that certainly happens.
I don't know I was surprised
by that moment watching it this time because I feel like in a movie in 1960 I would assume that
it would be like a woman shaming another woman of like how could you be so naive how could you
blah blah blah blah blah but instead it was like a callous, imperfect moment of recognition.
Yeah, I tend to agree that her intention is, you know, looking out for her fellow woman who is going through something that she already went through.
But that character is also established to be someone who seems like kind of devious in the sense that she's like always sneaking around.
She's very nosy.
She's trying to like stir things up because we also see her call Mr.
Sheldrake's his wife and, you know, arrange to get together for lunch to tell her about all of Sheldrake's affairs.
I don't think the movie judges her for that, though.
No, I felt like that was a it was like a twist to reveal that she had had a relationship
with Sheldrake because at first you are like, oh, yeah, she's one of those nosy people.
And that's why they need to hide it.
And then it sort of is like a reveal of like, oh, he's talking about her like she's nosy,
but really she's scorned.
And like it is a situation that he created, not a situation that she created.
Yeah.
Maybe I was just because so many of the other women were presented as being like ditzy,
floozy, or like naggy in some way that I just sort of carried some of that into that character.
Because I do feel like a lot of those other...
I think the women who are brought into the apartment are right yeah there is it seems a lot of judgment cast on them by the movie
and maybe I was just carrying some of that and projecting it onto the Miss Olsen character I
will wave a flag for Miss Olsen I think Miss Olsen you know, she did it imperfectly, but all of her motivations to me made sense.
Like, it wasn't just like she was a spiteful, nosy person.
Like, she was fucked over by her boss.
Like, she was presumably harassed at work, ended up in this relationship, and then for her own livelihood, forced to stay and watch him do this to other women. And then we see her make a drunken attempt to acknowledge one of those other women.
To break a cycle. on Miss Olsen. Again, this is all traced back to Sheldrake and him thinking that he is untouchable,
which I feel like made it hit even harder
and more frustrating that at the end,
you know he's always going to be fine,
even though he doesn't end up with Fran
and Fran escapes his fucking evil spiral.
You know, like he will continue to be fine indefinitely,
which is true of the time and true
basically still now well it's like anyone who decides like i have a moral conscience about
what's happening and i'm gonna tap out is lost from the company yeah like they are all exiled
and she's one of those people who's like i'm'm out, I guess, because I exposed what's happening. Yeah, right. Which tracks because men are obsessed with getting rid of anyone who
will not comply with their horrible behavior. I had a little bit about because, like we've sort
of been talking about for a while now like how this movie was marketed successfully
as a comedy and also prominently features a suicide attempt i think i mean that was certainly
like hinted at in many movies i think this is one of the more famous examples of a suicide attempt
being a major plot point there was a really good retrospective piece that came out in
2020 remember that in the av club by caroline seed that touches on sort of how the theme
of suicide is touched upon i think that in some ways fr Fran makes what appears to be like an unplanned attempt on her life after Mr. Sheldrake leaves in truly the most horrific way possible.
Like he's a piece.
He's just like such a fucking piece of shit.
And as she is recovered from that, I felt like the movie didn't judge her in the way that I would expect a movie
of this time to judge her. I think that where I get a little tricky is like she is portrayed as
so naive during her recovery. I want to be generous with her there because she is recovering from
something extremely traumatic and extremely horrific and she's still sort of coming back to who she is.
The moment that really sticks with me is that she's not judged by Baxter.
And I'm not like team Baxter.
But I think the way that he handled the immediate aftermath was thoughtful,
especially in the scene where he, I think that up until this point in the movie,
that I don't know how to correctly phrase this, but that you wouldn't see this scenario with a man because of how we have been trained by this movie and by society at the time to think that men are knowingly dogs and women are unknowingly deceived.
And that is like the binary we've been presented with. And so when Baxter comes to her very honestly and is like, I once almost made an attempt on my life also over a relationship.
And I'm so glad I didn't.
And here's why.
And all of this.
And having that be like a moment of healing and recognition, even though, you know, I think realistically, she's still not out of the
woods with navigating her feelings on this. I thought that scene is really beautiful and nice.
Yeah, I agree. And I also found it surprising, again, based on the context of the time and
the just sort of cultural mentality toward suicide and its misunderstanding of mental health and all of that.
So, yeah, I found the movie to be like very generous with its handling of that, especially for the time.
I love Fran. And I also think that someone showing up for you in that moment does
not mean that you have to be their girlfriend. That's where I have a harder time. I mean,
to be fair, she does go back to shell Drake for reasons. I mean, who among us hasn't gone back to
a bad relationship, even though we, know logically you know better but emotionally at that
exact moment maybe you don't so we won't blame her for that but the very jarring thing to me about the
recovery of the suicide attempt is the scene where the doctor is like treating her and then like, I think,
giving her smelling salts
or something to help her
kind of regain consciousness.
And then he slaps her across the face
multiple times to try to wake her up.
I'm sure that was standard medical practice
for the time.
But you were like,
this feels a little...
Oh my God.
Was it necessary to show?
I would say no.
It was not necessary to see a man slapping a woman across the face like six times in a row.
Especially as he was about to become the moral compass of the movie.
Not two minutes later.
Yeah.
So, you know 1960 although when i had my gallbladder surgery in 2019 and i was like coming
out of the anesthesia i was woken up to a doctor slapping me across the face what so maybe it is
yeah it was like traumatizing and i was like excuse me is that necessary but a doctor was
slapping me in the face to wake me up because they thought I was dying
because my heart rate was low.
And then they're like, you went vampire mode.
They were like, they're like, are you a runner?
Like, do you exercise?
I was like, yes.
And they're like, well, your heart rate is alarmingly low.
But if you're a runner, that's actually kind of normal.
But if you're not, we thought you were dying.
We slapped you just to be sure.
So they slapped me just in case.
It was a medical slap.
These were medical slaps.
Sometimes, I mean, like we know the medical system is so fucked in so many ways.
But sometimes, I don't know, like there were times over the summer where I was with a doctor.
I'm like, you're describing like witchcraft you're just being like ultimately we don't know we're gonna throw some
leaves at it and kind of see what happens I'm like I don't feel secure in your abilities I don't
trust you live laugh love I think okay the last thing i have to say about baxter yeah is that again i
think that this is done unevenly throughout the movie but i appreciated where we talk so much
on this freaking show about patriarchy the guy and there's one guy who represents all the
patriarchy and if we vanquish this one guy the world will be
solved and we will we've also seen racism the guy and we vanquish racism the guy or it's racism the
lady brave and then racism is solved you know so it's like very clean movie solutions i like that
this movie does not subscribe to that i think that the tricky thing is that in
the guys who aren't sheldrake who go to the apartment as well as the women who go with them
are made to be comic relief in a way that is funny but kind of ultimately a little dissonant
but with baxter i really like that he is I think the movie knows he is like an agent
of the patriarchy because he is quite literally an agent of the patriarchy.
He is like sharing his bedsheets with them for advancement.
He is knowingly benefiting from this and doesn't give a shit about anyone in the equation until it's someone who he
cares about who is being negatively affected by it i feel like we we don't really see characters
like that very frequently in a knowing way i think where that gets tricky is the ending
implication that possibly like it almost like positions shirLaine as the reward for realizing he was an agent of
the patriarchy where he's like now that he has abandoned the toxic workplace that he has walked
away from it he can have girlfriend and at the end of the day isn't that what it was all for
blah blah blah so that that's a little you know and again that's open to
interpretation we've talked about different interpretations of that but i just appreciated
that like normally when we see characters like that the movie completely absolves them of
everything and it's like at the end he does get the promotion and he's gonna solve insurance from
the inside and this movie is smarter than that right
and i i love it for that yeah but it still does reward him with at least like a woman's
attention for that night unclear if they'll like get together romantically but again it begs the
question to me what does she like about him besides the fact that he's respectful enough to take off his hat in the elevator?
Like, she's given no indication that she's romantically interested in him. relationship with Sheldrake and she finally comes to realize oh this
man doesn't respect me or
care for me the way a person
should and it
seems like Baxter based
on the way he took care of me
after my suicide attempt
he's the better option. I don't know
exactly what
the implications all
are. I like that it doesn't tell you what the implications all are.
I like that it doesn't tell you what it is, too, because then it like makes it easier to love this movie on a longer timeline, which I want to.
That is fair. it and I don't feel like at this point or at least at the point where the movie ends that
C.C. Baxter earned the redemption that he appears to get by being able to hang out with Fran.
I mean he he did give up everything he had. He did. This is true. Yeah, including the apartment. And he did get punched really hard and gave up his apartment and his job and his career and like literally has nothing.
I guess I just think that, yeah, I'm like men should give up that and more to deserve any redemption so i think that again it is very connected to that moment of human connection
between the two of them when they're sharing this experience of like they have both been at an
extremely low point and like please let me share my experience with you that you might take something
from it to get through this difficult experience for me honestly i think the movie is heightened if they don't end up or even it being implied that they
end up together but the most generous interpretation of the ending for me is that again he says i love
you i love you so much and she says okay let's play cards i feel like it is like we're thinking
they are going to get together but I just what I would
have loved is just yeah like another moment of like the moments of human connection between the
two of them I like I've had moments of human connection with guys who kind of sucked that
have been impactful and you know I don't think that his life should be totally but his life I
mean he's like also not for nothing.
He is fucked.
And like,
that's not what movies are interested in or should they be?
But like,
you know,
he's fucked.
Like he,
what is he gonna,
you know,
he's,
he's a guy he'll bounce back though.
And I do believe that she will as well.
Something I like about her character is we're not led to believe that like,
I'm just doing this job until I find a husband. Like like it seems like she wants to have a career like it that's never
brought up as something that is like a temporary thing for her and judgment isn't passed on her for
it i don't know i'm becoming defensive of this movie but i do i think that like cc baxter i'm
friends with people like cc baxter and the trick is never fuck them and that's
the yeah i mean i do think that this movie is more critical of the sort of social understandings of
the time than it has to be yeah to tell the story and i think that it is like it doesn't let this
guy off the hook even
though he's not the one cheating on his wife you know what i mean like he gets all of the
consequences that are coming to those guys that they never experience because he's standing in
and saying like yes i'm i'm fucking all these women like he doesn't get to you know correct
the record about like i wasn't actually fucking all those women other men were doing that in my bed
you know what I mean and he still pays the
price for it and it is still like well he
does owe something but
yeah
yeah anyway
I think that the
$100 that Sheldrake
gives to Fran that she
should have kept it because
men owe women money period it's true i would have
i mean if i were a friend i would not have made a statement by not keeping the money i'd be like
thank you and goodbye forever this is mine i deserve this a hundred dollars in 1960s money
that is one thousand dollars roughly in today's money. Buddy.
Let's freaking go.
To be fair, she thought she was going to be dead.
That's true.
So when she left the money, she had no use for it.
The only use for the money was to say, I don't forgive you.
Feel bad that I'm dead.
True. Which I'm like, yeah, if she knew she was going to live, yeah, keep the money.
But she didn't.
And so she got to use it as a fuck you, which is cool.
Another example of Baxter being pro-Sheldrake where he's like i got a hundred dollars for you where it's like well
just let her have you know like right when she survives it seems like the money gets returned
to sheldrake again but it's like no like you're alive keep it use it it's a thousand dollars in
2024 money yeah well he didn't really know what the money was at that point. That's true.
This movie passes
the Bechdel test, folks.
It does.
Good for it.
It passes
primarily between
Mildred and Fran
when they are talking
about her recovery,
which I feel like
is very, you know,
plot relevant.
So it passes.
I do think that Fran,
again, like most women we see in movies to this
day like it would be really cool if she had a female friend yes there's no shortage of women
in this workplace who are marginalized in much the same way she is for her to talk to and i feel like
that is the way in which it sort of plays into a very like sparse story character wise, but also just how I think so often like iconic women characters in older movies are often in a bubble where they are the woman. that she lives with her sister. We assume that she has some sort of close relationship with her sister, even though it's like the only thing we know is like your sister thinks you're a lady.
So it's like, well, maybe her sister would slut shame her for being a person who knows.
But we're surrounded by all of these potential women for her to be allied with.
We don't really see those conversations. And when we do, like with Miss Olsen and Fran,
it's strictly centered on the Sh the shell drake issue right but it
does pass so there you go well because this movie's only interested in fran to the extent
that she has a blossoming relationship with cc baxter and outside of that the movie doesn't
really have any interest and i disagree i disagree i disagree that's not
true at all then why don't we see her at home having an interior life or having friendships
like what i don't think that she's the protagonist but i don't think that means the movie is
disinterested in her yeah and i think it's interested in her outside of her relationship
with baxter because i think that it's like it understands that there's things about her that Baxter doesn't understand because of his preoccupation with a relationship with her, that she has all these other dimensions that he's not seeing, even though he has access to her insurance file.
Like he gets surprised with information about her that we as the audience know.
And I think that it's like that shows that the movie
has more of an interest than he does in her.
Yeah, I guess I wish we just saw more of her life
outside of what we see in the movie.
I very much would have liked to see her,
and I don't think it would even take away
from where the focus of the movie seems to want to be, to see her interact with don't think it would even take away from where the focus of the movie seems to
want to be to see her interact with other people at work and again like have a friendship that
seemed like a fault of the movie especially because it's a Billy Wilder movie it should
be operating at a higher level we are introduced to a lot of women so for the interactions between
women to be so sparse feels telling about where his interests lie.
But I don't think that that means
that the story is disinterested in her.
And I also think that thematically the movie is like,
it's about this collection of some people who are,
who when Christmas comes around,
they are not needed anywhere.
Like that's part of why,
like he is an observer of other people's lives who just like
is doing like the insurance information about like people who actually have families and things going
on but he doesn't have that for himself and she's literally an elevator operator who's like she
takes people who have somewhere to go to the places that they need to go. And she herself doesn't have those things.
And so I think even the fact that she has a family, the reason, like, it would be great to see her with her family.
But I feel like what's important about her character in this movie is that, like, she is being kept on the outside of life in the same way that he is and that like she is unable to develop those relationships that
you're asking to see because of being held in this limbo with this relationship with Sheldrake
and just like being sort of an intermediary in other people's lives like that's part of what
she's struggling with in the movie sorry yeah well with that in mind let's get to our metric the nipple scale yes how you feel
about the movie on a scale of one to five nipples based on how zero to five sorry wow jamie we've
had 500 i'm so tired you don't understand so based on how it deals with intersectional feminist themes. Oh, this is going to be a tricky one for me.
Again, of the women we do see on screen, it feels like there is like one or two respectable women and everyone else can't be taken seriously because they're the flings of the men who are having these extramarital affairs.
And I just feel like a lot of kind of tropes that were popular of women of the time are
present with a lot of these characters.
I do like Fran as a character a lot.
I just wish we knew more about her and maybe I think I also just like don't have the language to
understand what movies from this era are trying to telegraph to audiences as much as I should
because there's a lot of stuff that I just don't really pick up on and that I don't interpret
correctly this happens every time I watch an older movie. I'm just like, what are they even
trying to say? What are they telling me? Because I just like, my brain doesn't operate that way,
I think. So I don't know how I feel about this movie. I do want to say that as is very typical
of movies of this era, which is a major reflection of the rampant racism of the time, this is an entirely white cast.
There, I think, is one black man you see on screen in the entire movie that's like the only person of color that you would clock throughout the entire movie.
And again, as is typical of the movies of this era he's in a
service role he's shining the shoes of mr sheldrake aside from that it's an entirely white movie so
and there's the guy playing piano at the chinese restaurant who they do have a like his record
which is called rickshaw boy uh-huh not great not good not good there's a number of scenes at a chinese restaurant
that right you do see some other people of color in the background of those scenes again no one
really has any significant speaking roles or anything like that unless you're a white character in this movie. So I'll give the movie...
I honestly have no idea.
I'll give it three nipples, question mark?
Two nipples?
One nipple?
Four nipples?
I have no idea.
I don't know how to watch movies from before 1980.
The end.
I'm going to go three.
Okay, nice. Yeah, who would you going to go. I'm going to go three. Okay.
Nice.
Yeah.
Who would you like to give your nipples to?
I'll give one to Shirley McClain.
I will give one to Mrs. Dreyfuss.
And I'll give my final nipple to Miss Olsen because, again, I feel like I projected some stuff onto her.
And that was not fair of me to do.
It's good to be honest.
Yeah. I'll settle on three nipples and I have no idea if that's actually how I feel or not
because again, I don't know how to watch old movies.
I think you're overthinking it. I think you're like wondering what this movie is trying to
telegraph and it's not trying to say something like it's trying to make you think about questions.
I think it's like it feels like it's trying to challenge like who is getting left behind.
Yeah.
And make you think about that.
You know what I mean?
Like it's talking about what's happening at the margins.
You know what I mean?
Which I enjoy stories the
center those characters and that type of narrative but i don't know like at the end of the day while
i do think the movie is well written i just it's just not really for me and i have nothing else to
say about it i'm going three nipples yeah i have nothing else to say about it. I'm going three nipples. Yeah, I have nothing else to say because I have to pee
and leave.
So I
and I'm going to
give one to Fran
one to Miss Olsen
and I'm going to give one
to Mrs. Sheldrake
while I'm at it because I hope she was on
to bigger, better, less
piece of shit flop husband type
activities.
Hell yeah.
Following this movie.
And those are where my nipples are going to go.
Nice.
Emily.
I'm going to give it three nipples.
I'm going to give one to Fran and then I'm going to give the other two to that woman
whose jockey husband was being held hostage in Cuba because she was supposed to have sex
that night and she didn't get to have sex.
So yeah.
And she was appropriately pissed off about it where she was like to have sex that night and she didn't get to have sex so yeah and she
was appropriately pissed off about it where she was like we made the lonely person's pact how could
you what the hell is going on here yeah and she was so excited that she was gonna fuck
a guy who's like i'm a sex pot she's like you're a sex pot? Woohoo. Yeah. Which I feel like the movie's in on the joke.
Like the number one indication
that someone is not actually a sex pot
is if they cannot stop saying that.
Yeah.
It's always who you least suspect.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, that's The Apartment.
Emily, thank you so much for joining us.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you for having me.
And thank you for like getting me to watch this movie
that I probably wouldn't have watched as quickly because I loved it.
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