The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Are We In Trouble?
Episode Date: August 6, 2021A young man has a little too much to drink and ends up getting duct taped to his seat on a plane. A man is accused of murdering his son trying to hide a deep dark secret that's now in the news for eve...ryone to read. DJ Lou tells the gang his exciting news!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com#CrackleCrackle
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I'm Dan Soder.
I'm Big J. Ocerson, and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast.
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This Frontier passenger allegedly touched two flight attendants' breasts, then screamed
his parents are worth two million dollars before punching the flight attendants. One million per tit Hong Kong.
Frontier your parents worth two million is an oddly low breath. Yeah, dude.
That's not that cool, dude. If you're saying my parents and you're about to
follow up with money, dude, it's got to be.
Tens of millions. It's
tens of millions. It's got be mid-ten's of millions.
Like 50?
Yeah, you know what?
I think you have to get above 20.
The sound of 30 million goes like,
now you're getting to that,
like you can't ever spend it in your lifetime money.
Yeah.
You know, even when you spend 20 million dollars,
you still have 10 sitting there.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
When you get to that kind of money,
two million, my parents are two million dollars.
And I still need partial financial aid.
Yeah, and I'm still, I mean, we're still, you know, we're paying off our mortgage, but I look at there.
Yeah, that's like a flight attendant frontier suspended the crew for duct taping. The passenger to do a seat as they landed. His name is 22 year old Max Barry.
Oh.
Look, him is, isn't Scream up after this video.
And my army really does produce dildildos real dildo factory.
It really is.
It's, you know what?
I spent two point six million times, too, which is like when you're
encouraged to see when you're encouraged to wear pastel colors as a man,
and all I get a bad culture, unless it's Easter or golf.
Yeah, or carnival.
I will accept the car.
A soft spot in my heart for carnival
you go down there and honestly you get swept up in it you all the sudden a
cream sickle polo makes sense all of a sudden these linen shorts don't look so
stupid they don't now do that yeah we're at carnival Jacob leave did he quit
the show his ender not one out. Oh Sweet Jacob. I thank God sweet JV. All right. Let's watch this video Yeah, you like my grandpa
That's stuff I pause that my grandpa is worth more than yours is that what he said guys got the full mask off
Just yelling and you're like did come on this trolling. Yeah, I think he's hammered
trolling. Yeah, I think he's hammered. He's hammered. He's a trolling could actually get you some way. I mean, they're fucking hilarious, but you know this guy I think they're moon tower.
Aren't the two guys who did like the Chad Kroger and whatever we're here for a city council. Me and the council about part of the fight for the right party. Yeah, and Britney's been renaming like the water thing.
Britney's members videos. Yeah, those guys are at Moontown.
They're at Moontown.
They're comedians.
Are they both comedians?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
I thought they were like YouTube cut to it.
I don't think they've been in it very long,
but they are comedians.
Oh, yeah.
It's gonna be fun to meet them.
Like those are gonna be in those videos.
That was ball, those stupid people take it.
Like, like, where is this zoning for exactly?
Yeah.
Yeah. I was a loner
until I found partying in my bros to camaraderie we should bring up
Moon Tower again after this huh we should bring up Moon Tower again after we
watch this okay why because it's just gonna be us one two three four really yeah
no black will why no black will no Jacob why after this video will tell you okay?
Are we in trouble? No, it's just what it is. Are we making a scene are we do something bad?
Come on. Let's have Jim hate us. There. It's a rich. Let's go
Up and that's a swing takes swing it the male flight attendant gets pushed down and then
Hey female flight attendants get the fuck out of the way. Yeah, and then they're just taping them
They're just you're getting filmed while you're taped to a seat like that.
You have to eat anything to get fired. I don't know. They're suspended right now. Look up Max. The staff is suspended. Yeah, they have to do in that.
right now. Look up Max. The staff has his spenders.
Yeah.
Yeah, for doing that.
I mean, what else?
He was in Ohio, man.
What could be arrested after creatively,
you ruckus aboard a frontier airlines flight
from Philadelphia to Miami.
There you are.
The alleged culprit, Maxwell Berry,
was accused of assaulting a male flight attendant
and inappropriately touching two female attendants.
According to police, he had
downed two drinks while on the flight and had ordered another one after which violence ensued.
So that guy was hammered and woke up really regretting what he did in the fucking jail cell.
Whatever they landed. Yeah, dude. You wake up and you're like, wait, what? You took a swing
of the flight attendant, you think that person out he's coming out of that guy no
No, I have to that no way when he gets eyes you guys are fucking stupid. That's why I want to see oh yeah
He's a fucking dickhead fucking pussy. Yeah, whoa
Okay, look him up on Instagram. I want to see if he's an Ohio man
You ever get worried like one of your half brothers would show up
Like one of these we see it and they're like oh my great
I know that's my brother. Oh my god
I'm not new to a
Don't take no shit. Also, that is 2.2 million wonder why they're suspended for taping them versus what I don't know
Let's do the other option if I agree. It was an air marshal. They shouldn't be in trouble in my mind at all
They're option if they was a fine I agree was an air marshal they shouldn't be in trouble my mind at all
Well, it's probably why they're just suspended who knows if that's like a weak thing or do I take a week off
Why would you be why would you be cost money in your life for doing that? I don't know
That seems weird like what do they do like they were doing their job and this guy's screaming fucking throw them punches kid sucks. I bet his parents suck even more
I bet his parents really fucking Dan Dan Dan Dan
They're worth two million dollars. You're right. So they're high society. Oh boy
They don't want to rattle things that high up already guys. They want to scratch off. Yeah
My dad won a lot of night in a rib-shack
He took the annuity so he gets $7,500 every month for the rest of his life.
Hold on.
$2.13 million.
Yeah, there.
My grandpa.
Now, grandpa, you want to get this real wealth?
Who I was named Maxwell.
Oh, Max, oh baby are you okay? The mom picking them up in jail?
Oh my little max. Well I flew down on the well, we don't have a private jet. We only have two million
So I flew first class, but even that I flew comfort plus on Delta. Yeah, I have 14 different colored title is tats
Yeah, dude. All my shirts are orange. They're all green.
Could you not find his Instagram? I can't find it yet. I'm still I bet he fucking I mean those are like one of those things
He's he has a lot of there's also a lot of Maxwell Barry's coming up. Well, he probably look a high swell Barry
It's probably maxi fat stacks
Barry. He's probably Maxi fat stacks. Look at that. Look at Maxi fat stacks. Just on a whim. Yes, I guys understand. Let's just say probably something the way this guy talks. I'm
just guessing Maxi fat stacks might actually. Yeah. And also STA XXX. YeahXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Dude, who's wearing a fucking camouflage head wrap who's not intervening in this?
There's laughing all they're enjoying.
Yeah, there's enjoying it.
Like this white boy about to get, well, well, yeah.
Uh, what he doesn't realize is the system about to fuck his ass off.
Oh, dude, that's great to have two black guys, but I just loving this so laughing the rest of it.
Yeah, just like, oh, look at that.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,, might be women, I think women wearing head wraps.
Yeah.
Oh, dude, having just a rowful of black women laugh like that?
Why are you getting taped up?
Baaah!
You know, I'm just like,
my mom's gonna be so mad.
My mom's gonna be so mad.
Let's say what I'm pretty impressed by,
that they were able to duct tape them to the fucking-
How do you do that?
How do you do it?
Do you hold them down?
I mean, who's holding his arm? You think it'd be hard to do to somebody flailing can I tell you right now?
I'm gonna throw a couple head butts if I'm fucking holding your arms down and you're moving
I'm gonna fucking head butt. Yeah, obviously trying to duct tape me. Yeah, and I'm gonna pop your nose
noses would be broken. Yeah would be lost damn. I just
I'm gonna I'm like try to put on my mouth. You can close close with it close with it Oh fucking guys. He's bucking. I'll open my mouth. So why you'll never get a tape
Also, I'll eat that tape if you're gonna go viral go viral make horse noises
Can't even whilst dying. Oh, sorry
You didn't know this breed could run. Yeah, I'm gonna be in first class
I'm gonna take the cockpit.
Now, Lou.
I think it may be this one that's private,
but I can't tell totally.
Max W. Barry, boy.
I'm not the guy from the fight.
That's really fucking funny.
I am not the guy from the fight.
When you have to change your bio to that,
because you're getting so many DMs
that are like fucking kill yourself there
Do it max well Barry what a guy do that's he should be on suicide watch nobody glens last name Barry Glenn Barry
You know no relation Glenn Barry
Your cousin Max Barry
What if you got that two point two million dollars?
Call him Blueberry show Barry Glenberry
It's good nickname. It's great. It's long. It's worth it now
What he's told me this bad news. I'm preoccupied in my head now
So I can't even think straight. I'm so frustrated for the Moon Tower festival in Austin, Texas
Do you guys still want to do it if it's just you two and me and Christine as the team what we're doing it no matter what but why?
Why is the you were booked for it right?
Yeah, I'm for the bonfire. I mean to do the bonfire. I mean yeah, I mean we're booked to do the bonfire down there
It's a sectioned off party, but what's the why are we are we being broken up first year ever?
Jacob Lou you want to say?
I'm not completely out yet. So Lou's not going obviously because of Hendrix, but I mean
Actually, I can't hear Lou. Oh, wait. Oh, he's on the he's on the other mic next to Jay. That's why
They're all up and on yeah
All right, this one tried this one. Oh God. Oh god. I'm so sorry for everyone that's listening
No god, no
Sorry, yeah, we're just worried about the Delta variant. Yeah, oh wait a second you guys don't you got
Stopped you guys are up. Oh, that's we had the option to go. Yeah, no, no, no
We were just making sure you were stopped. I thought I I thought, I thought people in charge were breaking us up to some people who
mess with people can't understand it. And then Jacob, I understand, I understand, you're not comfortable.
You don't want to go to Austin because of the Delta variant. No, plus you don't want your age to turn down there.
Yeah. If the Delta variant gets to your bloods, it'll, it'll turn your
AIDS when it goes from HIV to AIDS when it turns. That's gonna greatly affect your cocktail
you take every moment.
Yeah.
The 46 pills you have to slurp down.
It's a little rough.
It's a pop one or the other.
Anyways, this one's from a blood.
This one's from T cells.
This one's from...
I'm still not 100% out.
Okay.
Nice.
All right, well, I was getting...
Yeah. I thought they were told.
I thought you guys would say like for some reason,
no Lou and no Jacob on.
Yeah, I thought we were being stopped.
No, no, no.
Well, your tone sounded like that Lou
because you think they're both being,
I guess, by not calling.
Oh, that's exactly what he's trying to do.
I'm not talking about Jacob's lack of loyalty.
Oh. Lou can't wait to tongue kiss homeless guy. Jacob loves everybody. Exactly what he's trying to do. I'm not talking about Jacob's lack of loyalty.
Oh, Luke can't wait to tongue kiss homeless guy.
Jacob loves everybody.
Jacob has zero reason to call.
I completely understand.
He is in the most contagious capital of the world
for fucking ZF.
Yeah, you're done in Florida right now.
This might be a step off.
How's it wrong with you?
You're in Florida.
Jacob, this is the healthy choice, Jacob.
Jacob, this is the only year I'm
not. I Austin a drink, Lou. I will. Can't wait.
Jacob's calling.
Jacob, lose on his way, Austin. Black Lou needs to protect his family. Jacob, you
need to get your ass to text just for this year. You don't have the love of a
child or a woman in your life. Yeah. Why would you not come down with us? You
can at least get some sweet homeless pussy
Homeless pussy actually dude you crush ass in fucking Texas. Yeah, dude. How that is your fucking that's your love Texas I didn't say I was out
You sort of said you were out. Yeah, you know what?
I know black lose do it no black lose doing that thing where you've had this conversation where you're not going
But you're nervously not saying it doesn't suit us.
I've seen it goes, I've done that where I'm like,
I'm just talking about doing the show.
I'm talking about doing the show.
I'm just talking about doing the show
and they call me cause we're really set
to have you for the show and it goes, excited to do it.
That is, Katie is watching me do that over a hundred times.
I'm not doing it, I'm not canceling the show.
I'm not gonna do this.
And then she's like, what do you got?
I'm like, I gotta Brooklyn and do that show.
Why? I think I can't say it goes, I do you got? I'm like, I'm gonna, I gotta Brooklyn and do that show. Why?
I think I can't say it goes, I said I would and I don't know.
The guy sees it.
I get you in the face and lie to you all the time.
Girlfriends are just there to hear the shit you talk
that you don't back up.
And then you're like, fuck no, you don't fuck that.
I'm gonna say it to his face and then you see him
and what's up, buddy?
He's like, oh man.
Really?
Is that, that's the noise?
Yeah. Talk about long, over there and Christine's big on this too.
She does it a lot.
I try not to because when you do, you feel like speaking indefinite,
that are never going to happen.
Oh, I'm absolutely going to do that.
My ex was huge on that.
I'm never talking to this person, never again,
friendship is absolved.
And then like a nonstop.
They come over for dinner?
I'm just, yeah.
Yeah, I get it. It's over. It's officially over. It's done. It never talk again. And then like a non stop they come over for dinner. I'm just yeah, yeah
I get it. It's over. It's officially over. It's done. It never talk again done. Dude
Getting you was one of my favorite stories ever that was the best worst one when your roommate breaks up with a girl And then right away is like Jesus Christ. What how do you feel about that girl? She's gone to twice and you go
She's a piece of shit.
I'll get shit garbage and everybody hates
and does want to be around and smells bad.
And then when you come back home two days later,
like you're watching TV on the couch,
you go, hey, hey, look who's back.
Dude, the weirdo.
And now he looks kind of you.
He's like, you think she's a piece of shit.
I'm back in love with her.
It's happened to me three times with close people
Vecchion get with another person almost gave away the name
They got divorced And I was like
Hell yeah, dude. I honestly they didn't even trust the marriage and now they're thriving back together
After divorce. Yeah, they at least they separated they didn't get a divorce
But they were gonna, when he said,
you know, we're getting divorced, I was like,
I thought that was, I know we're talking about too,
I think, and you do.
And I thought that was like,
and I thought it was actually on his end,
it was like, yeah, I was treated horribly,
and everything was like fucking terribly wrong.
I'm like, I'm sorry to hear that well.
Okay, you got away from that.
Yeah, I was vocal about it,
because I was at their wedding
and I was like, yeah dude,
I didn't even want to be at the wedding honestly.
I didn't think it was gonna work.
And then he's like, well we got it going
and everything works out and you're like,
sshh, look at love.
Love is a funny thing, isn't it?
I appreciate it.
And then my roommate, Hanson Pete,
gated this girl and Vecchioion broke up one of their fights.
Like he was back in those special needs schools
where he was the kids with emotions.
He had to break up a fight like he came home
and she was like on top of him, hitting him.
And he was like, all right, all right, all right,
like broke it up.
And then the next day, Vekion and I were there.
And you know, I lived in the windows room
and I just come out of the room and his door is open.
I'm like shit popped off last night. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I was like, that's fucking nuts, dude.
That girl's fucking, that girl's a problem. And he's like, yeah.
And then I looked in hands of Pete's door was cracked open and she was just in bed reading a book and
absolutely heard all that. And I was like, I just walked right back
in my room and shut the door,
and went to sleep for like two hours.
I was like, well, there's no one in this.
I hid from her when her and her mom
came to the house to pick up furniture.
I want to dance them forever.
I hid in my bedroom under the covers
because I was like,
they're like,
I was like,
was that fight like close to the end?
That happened. Yeah, yeah. And then like, I was like, was that fight like close to the end and that would happen?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then like, I was hungover.
I was really hungover and I filmed this like weird sketch
thing and I got home and handsome Pete called me.
And he's like, she's on her way with her mom right now.
She has a key.
They're going to come in and grab some furniture
and I was like, zoinks!
And I ran in my room and turned the light off
and like, hit it in my bed and I heard him come in. And I was like, ohinks! And I ran in my room and turned the light off and like,
shitting my bed and I heard him come in and I was like, oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, no, I was like oh On Eve's drop. Yeah, I was I was like painted like on the dick behind the door, dude
She was the one where they broke up and then when they got back together she walked in and Becky on and I were on the couch
She walked in she went the bitches back
Guess who's biz-a-ack DJ little I don't like you. I don't like you at all. Guess who's bizzac?
DJ Lil, I have to assume you and your brother have that word.
Oh my God, that has to have happened.
Just getting back with somebody,
the other one just hates.
Oh yeah, going through that right now.
You're breaking up with your girl?
No, but they don't get along.
Bad.
Bad.
Do they, do they yell at each other?
That's all, that's all. I don't know what I have to
edit out but uh one of them sent an angry text to the other and now when she
comes over it's very fucking awkward which one do they say anything no they don't
say anything and I have to traffic cop them you stay in the room you come out
like it's the worst feeling ever but the good news is I just signed a lease yesterday
and I am moving to Brooklyn in one month.
Whoa!
Yeah.
What part?
Prospect Park.
But yeah, I'm gonna tell you something.
I don't think your far is it bells moving to Brooklyn.
Well, I'll watch out for her.
Please do.
I don't know.
How can you do that's fucking not so a brand new place for both of you?
Yeah, and it's like a nice high rise just built.
It will be the first people living there. Ren controlled. I really stepped in it. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, hell yeah. It's been the first time I'm leaving my twin brother since the womb
Really that is you think that's gonna be genuinely like hard? I think so I think I'm gonna miss him
I do don't say that loud anymore. I gonna tell you at your age. It just sounds crazy what you just said
Yeah, I mean, I think twin law is different.
Yeah, you're supposed to get over that around 15, 16 I think.
I don't know, but it's supposed to get deep 40s.
When your best buddies like we are, Jay.
Yeah.
Well, you guys do not like the same kind of women apparently.
Does he feel like she's Yoko in the band?
Yes.
Yeah, pretty good.
He's not psyched to live on his own.
Hey, maybe he's in the, is he staying in the place he's gonna keep the place right as you keep my apartment
Talk about someone listening to cold play and looking at the walls all day
This were lose Pearl jam thing that he'd be now. It's my pro jam wall. Look at all
You could see the smoke staining the outside
As the original color of the paint. Oh, man. Look at all that yellow look at that yellow around that white that was covered by a poster any
Vetter a man. He was my yellow. He was my yellow. He's left in the tall yellow the walls are old yellow
Took his pictures and posters off the wall
Yeah
Cuz it's a back home
It was a rip in butts indoors
Does your brother smoke too? Yeah, what like
It never leaves his mouth like he always has one biting on to it like you know
I like he's your at least I'm not that I have those people.
I have those people.
I'm healthy over here.
Yeah, I'm like that guy's eating free wheezes and pizza.
What a dumb ass shit.
All right.
I have two.
You know, dumb ass shit.
I thought two's the limit for a dogboat.
You have two.
I'm always upset that I can only have two.
I really nurture that second slice dude.
I really I kiss the cheese.
What are you doing?
I used to always eat like three or four or five slices
of pizza growing up.
I was a four.
If I was splitting the pizza, I would split a pizza.
If I was more than two people,
you gotta get more than one pizza.
Sure.
Would be my argument.
And I thought that always because I'm like,
well, I'm gonna have four.
And then if the other person is a fucking pussy, then I'll eat the fifth that they don't eat.
Damn dude, I stop at three.
You're whole life.
You're so petite.
You're so petite.
You're whole life?
Yeah, most of my life, I've been to three pieces of pizza.
Three pieces of pizza.
Crushed pizza.
If I go for three, I'm being a bad girl.
Oh yeah.
That's where it went out.
Five a third piece of pizza now.
Especially, hey, we start getting older.
You're like, this is real bad.
When I get slices, I only get one.
Oh, no way, dude.
It's so naughty.
That's just to keep my blood, my blood sugar level up.
No, pizza, I do two slices.
And then I'll go, if it's, again, just two people
splitting a pizza, I'm taking the ripen the cheese off
that third and fourth slice and just eating that. Like, just two people splitting a pizza, taking the ripping the cheese off that third and fourth slice
and just eating that, like, just cheese and meat, no carbs.
Keto.
Gross?
No, he's giving it a nice, nothing gross-face.
We need so much cheese off of pizzas from low-carb days.
Yeah, a lot of cheese off pizza.
Say what though, I can do, I don't have no questions
on my mind, I can always order a burger,
bunless, doesn't bother me in the least. I like a lettuce wrap, I don't have no questions on my mind. I could always order a burger. Bunglass doesn't bother me in the least
I like a lettuce wrap. It's like that. Yeah, doesn't really bother me at all now you on a day when you're like
Hey, you're having a burger barbeque or something like that. I go it's like, ah damn it is how much time do we have left?
We got about 15 more. It's a speaking of eating. Yeah, I'm hungry. Why don't we bring out the
We never got to it on Monday.
We want a pizza for the live show here.
The dad, the dad that murdered his son.
Oh yeah, the Colorado dad that killed his son
for eating poop.
Do we have a time?
We're in a red bra, we got 15 minutes.
Okay, okay.
I think we get, yeah, 15 is about perfect for this.
Perf?
Yeah, okay.
Let me look with them, check it out.
Oh, he looks like a shit eater.
Dude, he looks like Mark Hamill, but like one gene was left off
No, it's like when he was when he was drunk off the spice. He looks like Duke Skywalker
Luke I'm Duke a little bit different brother
Duke Skywalker should really be a character something sorry, brother. He rolls his own six
I'll personally be a character something sorry, man. He rolls his own six Yeah, right now being the son of a Sith not the easiest
Well sure if Yoda and Ben Ben Kenobi suck your dick you can end up like Lucas me ended up on the dark side of life
Quick now. I want to know if we could order a pizza pie for our live show as a family. Do you want a pizza?
Jay want a slice of pizza?
Do you want a pizza?
No, we said it toasties is still open. It's taco Tuesdays though. It's toasties good pizza
No, but
sandwiches a nice tuna
I'm not going for sandwiches. We say we get a pizza for the group
I had pizza last night, but I'll still eat it. Oh, you're good man, I'll eat this.
Let's find out about this Colorado dad
who has found guilty of killing his son
who found his lewd diaper picks.
So he found the picks.
It's a good looking kid too.
A jury didn't buy Mark.
That's a wee red wine.
Is his name a red wine?
Yeah.
Mark Redwine's defense that his 13 year old son,
Dylan was likely attacked by a bear or a mountain lion. I like that. is his name Red Wine. Yeah. Mark Red Wine's defense that his 13 year old son, Dylan,
was likely attacked by a bear or a mountain lion.
I like that.
So this is a brutal murder.
After six and a half hours of deliberations,
a Colorado jury found Mark Red Wine, guilty of second-degree
murder for killing his 13 year old son, Dylan,
and a fit of rage, after the boy found photos of red wine
wearing a red bra in eating feces from a diver.
I suck that you go all the way
to the extreme of murdering the person
who saw the pictures of it, your son.
And then you get caught for that, you go to jail,
and now everyone knows anyway.
Yeah. Now you're a child martyr
and the weirdo who eats shit with a red bra.
Yeah, you don't have to go to a fucking family therapy. Now you have to be in prison
for the rest of your life. Rather he goes in there. But what if he goes into prison and he goes
just tell me I killed my son. Don't say the other stuff. Can you not tell him why I killed my son?
Just tell me I'll take the rapings but like yeah, it's not about the poop stuff. Also just tell him
I'm like crazy and I look like fish-eyed Mark Mark Hamill. Do I do? What if he becomes a human toilet?
He probably will.
He's probably a love worker human toilet.
Yes.
I walk human toilet.
Hey guys, I heard it was corn day down at fucking this.
I'm on my own.
Who's ready to feed this Sarlac pit?
Oh.
I'm gonna suck up some, give me your boba fets.
So I can eat it.
That's what I call turds.
I call their turds boba fets. So I can eat it, that's what I call turds. I call their turds, boba fets.
He awaited the verdict with his hands folded
and showed no emotion as it was read.
Go down.
That's funny, you guys.
You are guilty of second to be murdered,
you guys.
Yes, I'll come in.
After years of delay, so, I saw that coming.
He was last, oh, this was like 2012.
Durango, by this point,
this one's been called.
It just got thrashed and called. At this by this point, this one's been called.
At this point, it's someone who's been aged.
He could have taught him how to eat shit
and wear your broads.
Yeah, dude, you guys could have been into it.
It could be a family activity.
Yeah, what about some, it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no of contentious custody battle between Mark and his ex-wife, Elaine Redwine.
Dylan and Mark had argued and fought the last time the boy was there.
I think this day and also, as a person who has a child and is not with them all anymore,
I'll tell you this, you're into eating feces at a diapers and wearing a red bra on taking
pictures.
Why are you fighting for custody?
Yeah, why are you trying to say
I'm not a custody and do you think?
Yeah, eat your poop and wear your bra, dude.
Yeah, I didn't.
He doesn't want to pay.
Huh?
So he doesn't have to pay.
Uh-huh.
Dylan and Mark, as they said, had fought, Dylan didn't want to stay
with Mark and ask a friend if he could sleep over at his house
a request that was denied by Mark according to the indictment.
That evening, Dylan made plans to meet a friend the next day
and he never showed up. Mark reported Dylan missing, but the investigators didn't buy
it. Dylan Redwine's blood was found in multiple locations of Mark Redwine's living room,
including on the couch, the floor, the front of the couch. Oh, it's the bear dot in the
house. Oh, the bear must have came in. DNA testing showed that Dylan was the source of
the blood on the love seat
And could not be eliminated as a contributor to the mixture found in the blood found on the couch floor
Red wine's girlfriend dude this guy still pulling ass eating shit out of wearing bras
At the time explain red wine's girlfriend commented
Hold on baby. I can't maybe I can't get it out. Maybe I can't get it out
Hold on baby, I can't get it out. Maybe I can't get it out.
Red wine's girlfriend explained claiming Dylan had cut his finger
and blood in the living room about a year before he disappeared.
It was a year old.
A cadaver, don't.
We remember someone cutting their finger a year ago.
Bullshit.
In 2013, a cadaver dog looked at that cut I got.
Remember that cut I had in 2014?
Remember that nasty cut I had right before the pandemic.
Okay, then we started doing the show and I got to cut on my finger.
And you don't remember six years ago and you don't remember that.
I went like, all right.
And you remember exactly because you went like, I went like this and you
what?
No, come on.
Do you remember the headache you had six months ago?
During a subsequent police search of the house, a sniffer dog picked up the presence
of cadavers set in various locations in the home.
Two more years past before Dylan's skull was discovered by hikers about a mile and a half from where the rest of his remains were found. Mark's defense team, Cassidy Dillon, was likely attacked by a bear
or a mountain lion. However, Redwine was seen driving an ATV down the same road where Dylan's
remains would be discovered days before a search party was due to look for the body.
where Dylan's remain would be discovered days before a search party was due to look for the body.
Prosecutors argued that Mark Redwine was the only person with the motive to kill Dylan.
They alleged he decapitated his son in attempt to get rid of evidence that could link the boys' injuries back to him. Jesus Christ. Damn. Okay, the indictment said that Mark had previously reacted violently
when Dylan's older brother, Cory, challenged Red Wine
about compromising photos in early 2012.
So it's wine.
Get a safe.
Yeah, I mean, Jesus Christ, do your weird shit
and hide it from your children.
Dude, his son from a previous marriage took the stand.
Yes, where'd you find these pictures of me?
I did. They're in the fridge. They're in the photo booth.
You have a photo book with all of our baby pictures and then it's just you
munch and turds. Yes. Fanned out on the coffee table. I thought it was weird too. Yeah.
You did it like it was a photo booth at a wedding. Among other red wine hadn't been particularly interested in helping searchers look for Dylan's body
Yeah, he's going. I don't know take off
Look at his bites into a turret
He goes he's gone. I don't know this turret is loose
Hey, just hang on
Yeah, I think he's been dead. I don't know
I'm I'm getting Tired talk right now.
I'm picking up, picking up Flex of,
this one's Ergy.
Yeah, Flex of Ragweed, which is growing up there.
And there, also I taste the light scent of Columbine,
which is very prevalent in Durango.
I figured Marks knows something Brandon told the courtroom
to go down to the street. I didn't know what he knew. I didn't know how he knew it
Red wine appeared on the doctor Phil show
Find that click that link
Click that fucking link dude. Philip got to him
Well, I heard you were doing I heard you were eating turds. Is that not true?
You don't love to just much Turd hey dude Scott Walker Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, the photos said Corey red wine it shows him wearing women's clothes and makeup and a diaper and then
eating his feces from the diaper. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta be careful call it disgusting until you go
it's disgusting. My dad's wearing a women's clothing and a bra on pants you go easy. He's just
expressing himself. And then eating shit of a diaper is okay. Universally we can all hate that.
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. We almost had him we can all hate that. Yeah, okay.
Because we almost had him as like a king shame.
That's not like, I mean, I ain't on a king shame
where maybe he's trans, he doesn't even know you.
Eating shit though, there's no,
all letters of LGBTQ and all the pluses.
Oh, none of those actually have like an inborn,
shit eating for you.
But if I told you, they just added a T to it,
there's those two T's.
Terties? Tertiers. Trans and T to their so it's two T's. Tirties?
Tirtiers.
Trans and Tirties.
Trans and Tirtiers.
And poop eaters.
Dude, yeah, you can't.
I just want to hear what this got to talk like.
Get a lick.
Yeah, I wish I knew, but I don't know.
His son is missing and his family suspects him.
I do believe that Mark took Dylan to punish my mom.
I don't like you. I hate you. You have Dylan to punish my mom. I don't like you.
I hate you.
You have been nothing of a father.
He's X-Wive.
He has a violent temper, and he snaps easily.
I'm not a violent person.
I'm a fucking friend.
I'm a third eater.
I do not believe Mark would harm Dylan in any way.
How dare you point the fingers at somebody
when you have no prayer.
That's his life.
That's as late as you don't have the right to speak to a mother with a missing child with that kind of judgment
The only one who's not looking for talent. Oh, it's before they found them. I've done every yeah, this is 2013 dude
Oh, what fucking eight years ago? Oh my god, I could actually fucking such a real fucking thing on his show
It goes. I don't know what happens. That what happens 2013 I was on enough quailoots
Just fucking die dude the poop eater. Oh my god. He did a few on he did I got some pictures
I need to hide that reminds me I got a new safe
I got a Maggie's turds a little bit trying to get into some lab BTS. I call her my little gordita
trying to get into some light BTS. I call her my little Gordita.
It's poison.
You little poops.
Come here my little Gordita.
It's fire.
It's like raising that's him.
I'm out.
Come here my little Kaseh Rito.
It's gonna suck the turt that you bought.
Are you play the rest of this?
I don't want to talk about it.
I want a Kaseh Rito.
Ooh.
How about Chick-fil-A's that's right here?
To be involved in every aspect of what's going on to find him then.
Answer my question.
Was his son a winger?
That's a ditty deserved.
Tell is going on here.
The story continues backstage.
No, no, no, no, no.
You got information about where that boy is.
You need to tell us.
This is just you.
Let me smell your breath.
They better not be duties on it. Oh, I smell that du me smell your breath. They better not be doodies on it. Oh I smell that
dukey on your tongue. I knew you were a turn eater. I even said it to our producer. I
failed it. I said these mountain people are different. They love the feel of satin on
their nuts. Dukey doot. To silence his family suspicions. Are we gonna do this?
The polygraph drama off of course there's polygraph drama and then it took another eight years for them to finally bring justice
Well, good news is is that poopy and fuck faces gonna go to jail for a while second-degree murder. Bye-bye
It's funny. Are you just looking for your son
What's on the Olympics on yeah, what was what event? Yeah, it's what he looks at the screen he goes
No, but in seven minutes and 12 seconds. I will game clock though
I guess do you think we could get back by
3 p.m. Tombstones on AMC
you could get back by 3 p.m. tombstones on AMC. He's even watching with DVR.
He goes, what do I have a T-vo?
You got money?
Yeah, much money he calls to T-people quiet
about eating their turds.
I got a missing kid here.
And I got to grease a lot of palms
if people are going to say that I love the munch turds.
Oh man, I love it.
He's in jail and they know about his eating thing.
What he killed his child for?
What you killed for, didn't work.
Doesn't matter anyway.
Now you're just in every possible way of piece of shit.
Yeah.
Hey man, you know that's the call.
He's gonna say, I want a custody of you.
Why'd you have to find my dookie ball picture?
Also, if they sent him,
depending on what prison they sent him to in Colorado,
he could be up there with some of the big boys.
Because there's like a fucking super max in color.
Red, red wine. He's like, I super max in color red red wine
He's like I'm just gonna munch this little turtic a picture of drink my pee
Just put on number two is putting on the diaper he goes so
Can you get that red shade out them? I like
It's baby ready for dinner
That was bug eyes
The person's been over he goes all right open your mouth here comes his old on the kitchen is open
There's only would be some other quick
Special today is gonna be a little
Firmer than normal. Oh, I'd say pair this with a, oh, red one.
You know what?
Oh, it's checking we have a nice Cabernet Sauvignon.
Cause I am.
Pusion, you know what, I'm stressing,
and I might put some berries,
I might put a little berry juice in this.
I can have some loose ones.
We're at, we have to go.
Yeah, we have to go.
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