The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - August Rain

Episode Date: August 10, 2021

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Hey, I'm Big J. Okreson. And I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to series6m.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Brooklyn. Blue!

When are you going to Brooklyn, Blue? Uh, about a month, but uh... Brooklyn, Brooklyn, when are you going to Brooklyn, Lou? About a month, but I Don't really think we should start off the show this way. Okay. Why you hate it already? I just got some bad news. Maybe I'll save it for you. Okay, shit you guys broke up your girlfriend has AIDS. Oh, no Did you go to Guns and Roses? I did yes it did. How was it? I heard they suck dick did that he sings in a whisper and Amplify his voice like a thousand times like so he so he doesn't have to hit notes actually he just go like Yeah, he ran out of gas

Yeah, he ran out of gas at the end. Yeah, he was he was he just weasen Yeah, he ran out of gas at the end. Yeah, he sucks. Was he just weasin? Whatever magic he had the last time I saw them in 2019 is totally gone. Some songs he could hit, but by the end, night train, which I tried to give you the video, but they took it down off of YouTube, it was a little embarrassing. He had nothing left. You saw Guns and Roses in 2019.

Were you blown away? Oh, wow. They're like good. Were you like blown away? Like, oh wow, they're like good and... Were you really? I wasn't blown away. I was very happy with the show and I was very emotional at the show. Because it was... Well, I just never saw them when they were like in their prime and they were so important to me when I was a kid. Yeah. So remember the first time I went out

I got gout so I couldn't stand up and watch the show. I remember who we were talking about last week. Yeah, second time I was mad as a swear guard and they fucking ripped. It was great. And then I heard Josh and Amir's went to and just said like, Axler just doesn't have the, he doesn't have any more somewhere between the last two years. Everyone's saying till he just like, he lost a step right now. Yeah, he's almost 60.

Yeah. Damn. Yeah, he looks like hell. Does he? I mean, I know that, but he was, I think he was kind of slapping it together for like when they No, he could put on a lot of a kutramon. Yes, and make it look not so bad like a wacky hat and big glasses and shit But if he lets that hair show and everything he looks like a frazzle he looks like a Karen What I'm in throw him on stage. Axel Rose looks like a Karen.

Bring up a picture of Axel Rose. I want to see what he looks like right now. Because young Axel Rose is the biggest heartthrob out there. I love how little anybody in my world communicates with each other at all. Like Josh Adamir's, DJ Lewitsky, Ralph Sutton, all these people at the Guns and Roses show. No one knew that other people were there.

Because you're the uniter. I'm the uniter. I am the center of the web. Jay is the uniter. Well, I wouldn't have been able to talk to them anyway, because we broke up at Guns and Roses, and I will not be moving to Brooklyn. Oh, no, where my mother's life. up the guns and roses and I will not be moving to Brooklyn. Oh no. Where? My mother's life. Did you break up during, did you break up during November rain? Because that is appropriate. And when lose fears subside and he moves his ass to Brooklyn.

I told you. I told you one of my favorite fights I've ever had with a girlfriend was when I worked at K-Rock and I was in the Opie and Anthony studio and I finished my shift at like 2 a.m And my girlfriend was drunk, but she was like meet me and my friends at a bar And I was like I just want to go home and we started It's the conversation started as November rain was playing on K rock and We fought with it perfectly like it went it went up. We were like, well, what do you want me to do? What the fuck you want me to do?

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monster truck, getting us something? Yeah. Now you got to sit through three-mark Anthony concerts for her. Oh my God. Or whoever the king, whoever the current king of Bacciata is. Oh yeah. Bunny, bunny, uh, little bunny. Bunny something. You got to go through the Bronx. When you see those billboards, we're like, I've never heard of that artist. He's got six billboards in a row. How is this fucking beard so dark and tight? I do. What happened? Lilith Guns and Rose. Then you bring up a Guns and Rose. So you didn't enjoy the show. I liked the show, I thought he did a passable job. He just ran a guess at the end, we were dancing, everything was great.

It was going on the way home on the parking lot. I told her she couldn't sleep over and that just started a whole fucking thing in public and it was really bad. Wait, why couldn't she sleep over? Don't glaze over that. You're like, I told her she couldn't sleep over. She threw a whole fucking to do. She went and there were a bigger, a bigger, girl stuff. I told her it's Mario 3 Night.

What do you do? It sounds like, can't sleep over. We're building a fort. We do it every year. Yeah, he said me, I promised Lou that I would wrestle with him tonight. Sorry, sorry, bunny. It's Greco Roman night.

We're saying who could take down who? Why couldn't she stay over for the big bedroom Well because my roommate requested that he not have to deal with her that night. Oh Shit dude, it's fucking Night yeah, I honestly if you told me there's a paper view fight headed this way between Will and his ex-girlfriend. I'd be like, you guys are selling it properly. There's real palpable hate between you. You're boyfriend, you're boyfriend.

Your brother, St. Potato, Pissata. You're brother is sabotaging your relationship. I'm taking, I know exactly what she's saying. I'm saying the exact same things. Oh. Your brother's sabotaging the ship. He's afraid to live on his own. And I'm gonna take his side and say,

she's trying to come between us And stop us for being as close as you guys normally know She's not wills welcome to come over to your Brooklyn place. You don't know that Well, I got the least money. I lost the least money today. So there's no Brooklyn There's no girlfriend. There's money. Where'd you lose the money? Are you lost it? How'd you lose it lost it how'd you lose it what because they wouldn't let me out they wouldn't let me out of it she wanted her money back I gave her hers and then they said no you got to pay this whole year at least unless we could keep the deposit which is

4,300 oh I bet that's bullshit yeah you want us to get a lawyer involved? Sure. Let's go to serious. You can get back together and feel stupid about all this. God. When you guys get back together, she better show up with a $2,000 check for that. Actually, can we get back in now? Also, good news. Aureo Speedwagon. There's no way. Just playing at Brooklyn I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm you want that deep inside? I don't want to move to Brooklyn. I don't want Jacob is neighborhood Jacob just challenged you right now and he was doing that was really slick when he just did he wants to say the words. Yeah, but it was it was not passive gruffes is the wrong word. It was smart me even if it didn't mean to be you were really I was joking before but you're doing like could you maybe like move across the street from your brother

and try baby steps. So you guys don't get afraid. I don't want you guys to be afraid. Like you could see each other's lights are on in the bedrooms. Yeah. Do you guys need walkie talkies? Maybe that would be good. If you guys had high power. You guys like gay stranger things kids. You're working if you're in Brooklyn and he's in New Jersey you're gonna have to go on adventures together anymore What if you guys have Apple watches where it lets you guys know where each other are? How about that? How about if you guys can FaceTime with your Apple watches on You can talk to each other like night writer the way you guys dream always No, I know it you know Jacob Jacob was going through Jacob was going for saving money and he was saying

that you could know he's asking why are you and your twin brother gave for each other so much. Neither you can move out of the house. It's crazy. What is your contact like with each other now? What's that buddy? What is your contact like with each other now? Like when you talk, is it physical? It's cool. Me and my brother were great. No, you and your brother. No, you and your brother.

Are you guys still having a sexual relationship? Do you guys really just fucking lock in every time you guys get the same room? Are you guys glad she's gone so you can be louder when you fucking beat next to each other? Have you ever tried next to each other? Have you ever tried jerking each other's dick soft and see if it feels like you're jerking yourself off? They call it they call it fast and furious when they jerk off next to each other I live my life a quarter mile at a time go Okay, me made your girlfriend jealous of your brother. It's so weird. No, but what's the contact? Black lose got a good question. Are you are you and her still speaking or is it

been since the concert? Since the concert, it's been I want my money back. Where's my money? Where's my money? And I give it to you. Give me my money back I want my money back you bitch boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom you should have hit her with the hey big J Baby Center Hey Should've hit her with the, hey, big J. Baby I got you mine. Should've dissent her that quick. Hey, hey, big J. Baby I got you mine, ain't don't you worry. Big J.

Baby I got you mine. Now I feel bad because Christine and your girlfriend have plans next week and they were getting really tight. So we're on her side right now. Just for the record. Team bride? Yeah, we're just on her side because like we're gonna have to get through this difficult time. Oh, probably. We're gonna get her asked to Brooklyn. Lou, I'm here for a boys night. Let's have some pizza, some ski ball. And let's forget about all our worries. All right. You really didn't answer

Louis' question. That I did. She just kept texting me, where's my money? That's the extent of it. It's really over. If it's really over, show us all picture of her pussy right now. I don't have one. I wouldn't do that. That's what I would say you liar.

You're not gonna break it up with her at all. You're just satiating your brother so he doesn't get upset with you. You're edging both of them. You don't wanna hear your brother cry at night. That'd be great if she's like, where were you tonight, Lou? Like you seem not mentally there when we made love.

Just thinking about my brother. He's worried. You should have them compares you alone. You should have him compete for your love, like in a drag race. Why don't we have drag race for your love, Lou? And then you can be a scarfish. No, he can be a scarfish. Oh yeah, Lou, you should be the scar? And then you can be a scarf. No, he could be this car

Oh, you should be the scarfish Ready go. We'll do it right T-neck go Right outside I'm a race car driver. I know is there an aqua's up to right here? Anywhere we do I like to do it in an aqua that's possible, but before we do Anyway, we can get a musical number in while we fix up a loose car Lou, it's fixed up your car within one of the span of one song.

Or we'll fix up Will's car. I don't know who signed the bid. Well, Lou, now I need you to do a Lou version of Keep Talking. Yeah, keep talking. If you'll inject a something, something, something, speed. Yeah, keep talking. Oh, Lou, it was supreme. The chixel cream. Bum, bum.

From Grease Lightning. It was supreme, the chixel cream, the grease light, man. Lou, Lou, it seemed like that's a very extreme thing that happened over one argument at the concert. It had to be a lot more... No, no, no, no. Jacob, Jacob, it's big. It's big. It's a bigger thing. She's been told you can't stay over anymore because of my brother and lose fucking 52 years old.

Well, if people would just get along, then everything would be fine, but they can't. So I'll fuck them, fuck them both. Good point. No, you can't hear you and I'm kind of happy. What, don't they like about each other? Why don't they get along? Is it their smells? It's a tug of war for big old Lou over here.

Christine, before you start changing your mind, since we hear you just low. Yeah, yeah. Talk. Oh, okay. Hello. Can you hear me? Yeah, we hear you. Just turn it up a little bit. I just asked why they, like, how do they not get along?

Like, why do they not get along? Well, she doesn't get along with Lou, and she's another Lou. Well, of course, Christine, you're not listening. She doesn't like DJ Lou, and there's two of them will is it shark? She's a jet Never gonna shark's first. Yes, it's Tony and Maria right here. Come on. This is a tail hole friend I just met a girl named my girlfriend And suddenly it seems that will is getting bitchy at night. Yeah, I, is there a way we can do it like a mafia sit down?

No, I don't think so. Does he not, do you guys have like a pact? Is like, he don't have a girlfriend either? Are you guys thunder buddies for a life? Scooooooo. I think, I think this can be worked out, Lou. I think you lost the lease and that's tragic. That sucks. I mean, that's a real, that's a $4,300 fight that you guys had in the parking lot of MetLife.

I'm sorry to put your business out there. I'm sorry to put your business out there, Lou, but that's also seven months of your pay. I know. How many fucking cigarettes come out of that? Oh my God. You could buy an actual camel and name them Joe. Are you guys going to pass each other on the street like at the end of rock star? Yeah.

You're like, yeah. Still DJ-assistant. Or maybe. Or maybe Cafe Now, the famous life wasn't for me, you know. Or are they going to do the break up meetup? You're a good kid. Are they going to do the break up meetup? Oh yeah, so things are good.

Things are good. Things are good. Yeah. Yeah, Asun's great at a show up afterwards and be cordial with your ex. That's her, that's her hotness. That's her, she's able to go. Oh yeah, we're all adults about this.

Jennifer, I'm hot enough for you to be sad. You let me go. Yeah. Jennifer, I'm hot enough for you to be sad. You let me go. Yeah. Oh, dude, I don't know. I feel like they're still. Lou, you said you're sad, dude, for sure.

Yeah, I'm pretty sad. Yeah. She's not that. She's all anger. Yeah. Yeah. She's a passionate woman, Jason. Dude, how does Will feel about it? You couldn't listen a roommate a

Actual roommate who you're not related to can't tell you your girlfriend can't come sleep over in your room Ah, you'd be impressed. I know I'm fuck on guns. You didn't want to fuck on guns and roses night, dude That would be really funny if you're like sorry Bill says you can't sleep over tonight Who is he? It he just is dude? He's a CPA sorry, he says he can't put up with your shit tonight He said your shoes are always the whole way and a bothersome. Yeah, he's got a quarterly meeting tomorrow Yeah, what is will care if she just comes over and goes in your room Can I grow my room tonight?

I thought I'd give them the night off. He didn't want to deal with it. It's fine. It was fun for me. You didn't want it to come over? No, I could take it out, leave it. But I just wanted to respect my roommate's wishes. Why didn't you go to her house? She has a roommate that I've never met and I've never been over there. What all right Lou This one should have broke up with him once ago. You gotta go over there. I gotta tame the roommate. I wasn't allowed over there You were a lot. Why were you allowed over there? Why can I am Brooklyn?

Why can't I'm Brooklyn? Yeah The whole building I think I'm dating a cop I can't be doing that. Lou, why don't you come over for some supper I can make you my famous thing I make by You never went over there once a few times when he wasn't there, but it was understood Oh Yeah, his roommate didn't want to didn't she didn't she wanted to respect her roommate the same way I do mine But it's her roommate's a dude Yeah, her roommate's a guy

And you can't go over there when he's over there makes me feel like are you a side piece? Yeah, both of you guys living situations are laughably retarded Well now we don't have to deal with it. When did it go downhill between Will and your girlfriend? What does he have against her? I don't want to get into it and she's very... Oh, boy. Oh, you can't say it on the air?

Yeah, I think they just heard Silent Swally told us that. Yeah, say it on the air. Yeah, I think he was, he was, they just heard silence while he told us that. Yeah, that was off the air. Yeah, he just said it. Oh, it's hilarious. No, it's not. Oh, Lord Lou. Yeah. Well, well, that's, that's the solution.

I guess there's only one solution. Have Will kill her. He wanted your dumper so bad. He wanted your dumper so bad you did, you know, have him kill her. Don't make me be an interview in a date line. Do you think Will did it? It was called twin passion. Hey Will, if you want to be together really, you know, you probably got a murder.

No, I don't. Do I think stopping you? There's one thing. The only thing between me and you being together forever. Is this one very easy? This little spicy gel opano over here. You take her out, you squash that popper and me uses bodies for life. Let's just say you got to squish that cookoracci if you want me to be here forever, baby. You remember our childhood digging spot? It would be a shame

if a body ended up there. You want me to, oh, you left, you left the show. You want me to whack that pinata for you, you know what I mean? Hey, maybe I blindfold you and spin you around a couple times, make it look like an accident. You give her all gunk on the old gunk. Sorry, Lou. Yeah, that sucked, dude. You can get back together. Hey, that's up, dude.

You're gonna get back together. Hey, guys, we're gonna be, this is one of those relationships where you guys are we gonna. Or she, you tell she's over. Uh, no, man, I think, I don't know. She won't stop texting, I don't know. Send a dick pick back.

Unsolicited. Yeah, grab that money, then dick. Well, wrap your dollar, wrap a dollar on your dick. Go to the NATM, pull out a bunch of fives or ones that roll around in a bed of money. Oh, yeah. Be naked in money, dude. And just have some stuck to your ass sweat. Ooh. And look over your shoulder like a little fat baby. Oopsie. Oopsie. I mean, baby got the cash. Baby's got a got a cash to see Baby's got cash on his toos. Oh, no, there's a baby. Have dollar bills all over his tooshie my bum bum I'm a money bum. Yeah

Center picture of a fiver wrapped around your dick and say come put your mouth where this money is five or wrapped around your dick and say come put your mouth where this money is. Back up with your head. That might be the best one. That's easily the best one. You almost have to do that now. Say, oh, you know what you do, dude. Wrap $4,300 around your dick. Yeah.

Yeah. You go, you want to come get it, baby. Take it bill by bill with your teeth. And then when she walks to the door, you have Lou release a rope for like a home alone style. Like maybe she catches a paint bucket of the face or something. Yeah, like three paint cans? Three paint cans. Now, despite what that movie will tell you,

that's definitely the hospital, probably deaf. She's losing a part of her brain. Full paint can, waxing her face. Yeah. It's a wrap for that, for at least that week. Yeah, you're gonna have CTE like a quarterback from the 70s. If you live through it. Yeah, that's gonna smash your front a lobe.

You just think of think about for you and Will to plot the twin murderers. I do think the broken Christmas ornaments inside a window is a good idea. Oh yeah. In case she tries to go inside with. For that of doubt. Also, my suggestion guys, both get wigs,

get two pays of some sort to put on when you commit this crime so that I mean they see you guys are bald the bike well couldn't have been them yeah those guys had fucking uh bowl cuts like Davy Jones the monkeys and I think one of one of that haircut like that white guy encountering crows if Lou got an Adam girl is no those guys those guys that killed that girl were in a local monkeys cover band that last trained the Clarksville.

Hey, hey, look, it's the monkeys. Hey, everyone, we're the little, we're the little, I'm, I'm David Jr. I'm Mickey Dohens. Yeah. Hey, that's Smith. Hey, hey, we're the monkeys. People say we're monkey around.

This is my twin brother, Peter Torque. monkeys. People say we monkey around. Much when brother Peter torque. We definitely didn't kill that lady. So everybody. It's a huge day. So everybody stopped poking around. We're just trying to be friendly. And so cool. We ran into the monkeys like that down by that marsh.

Did you get the monkeys for still alive? And we're questioned about a pretty global murder, a group of some murder. With some we're calling the most vicious murder outside of T-neck. Some people believe it's a serial killer. They called it a gold star murder. People are just staying in their houses. Nightlife, not safe. Truly the son of Sam and they're calling it monkey fun. The monkey slasers. And it'll never catch his bro. It's me and you forever. And he's been you in this way. Who's got the better TV, Lou? I have the better everything.

Whoa. Well, not girlfriend anymore. Ouch. He ruined it for you. I don't think he ruined it. I'm upset with, I'm upset with Will. Why? Why couldn't everyone just get along? I'm on ruined it. I'm upset with Will. Why? Why couldn't everyone just get along? I'm on whiskey, so I'm on the loose end. Oh, man. Your brother can't be like, hey, don't get pussy after a guy. He had to see the problems that would cause you, Lou.

No, he was just going like, dude, don't, I don't want to deal with her tonight. And Lou was like, I got you back. When she comes home, I'll jazzed up over my train. Yeah, when did you tell her she couldn't sleep over Right after the show and it was that was he was like the musical transition of sweet shout-out of mine Sorry, buddy, you can't sleep over tonight. Where do we go? Oh babe speaking of where do we go now? You're gonna go somewhere tonight. I gotta put you in the N48 back to it.

Where do we go? Oh no, oh where do we go? Ironic. So I'm gonna go back to my brothers and you are gonna go back to where you are from. Kiss on the forehead, they rock. Where do we go now? Am I right babe?

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Who is slash? Who is this mouth? Is he in the gang like my brother's friend's last name is slash? That don't sound like he is a nice person My harmono's friends name is slash But for a year for a reason I my ear drums is all loud and bangy put on more Salsa the only thing that will make this night better is Going home with my loo.

Man. It's nuggling with him and talking about the concert. Sorry, bun bun. Will needs the night off. Ha ha ha. Which he gives us, you for money, you keep laying stuff on her. Like you have that minus eight dollars for that hot dog.

I got you. What about that Frank's hot sauce I bought for your apartment? I got you a shirt you didn't ask for but they wouldn't fit me so I bought you and I'm just saying what happens to me at concerts. Remember that shirt I love that I made you get because it'll never fit me? What about that? Did you buy a merch? No. No merch.

You did not like that much. No we had great seats. We had a great time. We're dancing And it all hit the fucking wall how drunk are you guys? Apparently drunker than I thought one of us was not me you're like because I wrapped a car Funny idea I slept on their guitar text tour bus crazy. Don't even remember it. Had we been sober I think the outcome would have been a lot better

Yeah, you guys would have been able to talk through it. Oh, yeah, you guys were fucking you guys were hammered fighting Oh my god drunk leaving a stadium fighting. Yeah, it's a lot of babe. What are you doing? That was Friday. It's Monday. That was Friday. It's Monday You fine you guys get back together you want to get back together? Yeah, you'll be back together by the week. You want to, right? I don't know. But I mean, nothing lasts forever, even though November rain,

even cold November rain. Sometimes you need some time. She goes, look, stop it. You're doing it again. Sometimes you need sometimes she goes look You're doing it again. Wow. I'm out of need sometime with the twin brother Now me and Wilkin finally finished that 5,000 piece puzzle. We've been working on since we was kids Oh, it's finally gonna be our destinies will be Oh, it's finally gonna be our destinies will be complete. Finally, back to the family business. What's this?

Oh, this is Buzzle. Now we can finally re-shoot frame for frame knocking on Heaven's door. No, I don't have anybody worry about the underage girls we brought back from the bar that we keep in the bay. No one needs to know about our underground fish fighting ring. Yeah, she almost looked down there three times I had to tell her walk out man that does suck being in the middle though when you're in the middle between a friend and a girlfriend It's too world's not his friends. It's his twin brother that should have not cost you Puss on fucking guns and roses night, dude

You were all you had to get that energy out dude. You just thumping to my Michelle you got a squeegee little Gotta take some of the cream off the top you gotta get some of the cream off the top. Yeah, no foam. Please. No foam. No foam No room at what point in the argument where you were like how is this going like this? Because there's always that point when you're leaving a stadium and you're like we were just having fun Yeah, no there was a line that was crossed and I don't want to tell you the detail. Got it. I'll tell you all the air. But yeah, there was a definite, we both said things that you just can't go back from. Uh-oh. You threw your underwear at Axel. Yeah.

You called her sucking off Duffemakagan or she, uh, she lost the flame after she watched Luke cry for Axel before you guys officially break up why don't you guys go on Springer that's a good one for Springer I live with my twin brother for 55 years and my girlfriend wanted to move I would even think you could get a more out of it you could definitely get a or dude, but I will have to say this. She has to be willing to fight will on stage. Yeah, and when, and honestly we're going to have to talk to will, he's going to have to

take one wild overhand, right? He's going to have to eat one of those and then be like, you know, then he can say whatever he wants, he could be mean then, but he's going to have to take a shot to the chops. Honestly, if we could get her to hit him with the inside of her hand, that'd probably be better for everybody involved and then Lou But if you want to win the crowd back when they're all going nuts You sit down and chair away from them too, and you go I'm too pretty to fight and then they'll go I love you. Yes

And if you can't get one of them to tear one of their other shirts off Yeah, and then it'll be in the audience. I'm gonna stand up and I'm gonna go, hey Rosie Perez, I think the real problem is you want to fuck Zaynman over here and spend a ton of time. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. And I go, we'll be right back everybody with the final, my fat Jerry's final thought. Twins, they share a womb. Should they share a womb?

If you take care of yourselves. Is it the only thing that can break up twins a Puerto Rican? Apparently not. Apparently not. Yeah. Did you tell what was the king go back from? Do you tell or it would have to be a much wider girl to get me to leave my brother? You'd have to have

something Anglo-blooded you. Or the other direction like you're not dark enough baby I'm trying to get brownie points over here. If I'm moving to a neighborhood It's gotta be a spot with some bob of cubes You ain't put a rickian enough chinchilla Let's Let's take our first break and come back because I want to hear about your nice little trip to Raleigh, North Carolina It's just what you played for when uh, she's like what do you mean I can't sleep over you're going to move it in zoom babe

And a work itself out fine But what all we need is just a little patience come on say you're here with me Well you you have to have known like that this was going to like start an eruption like because you waited till it. Did you? Yes, that's a very good point. Wait till after the show. If the Rose River verse that she said you can't come back to Brooklyn, maybe I'd be like, okay, I'll see you fucking tomorrow.

Who gives a fuck? Yeah, as you offer to help her get a new bird. Oh My god, I paid $200 to fucking Uber back to Brooklyn. She's put that on the tab bunny Bunny Well, I respect your loyalty Lou to your brother and your family And thank you Lou for almost sending me a housewarming gift it It was such a sweet thought, but there's no house, and there's no warmth. Oh no.

Oh no. Are you bummed at all? You don't see that? Yeah, he said he was. I am, but I had a whole weekend to think about it and be mad and go through every second of it. I remember every moment of it. And when it's all said and done, it's probably the right thing.

I mean, at least I wasn't stuck in Brooklyn having this fight. Yeah, when you mean I think not mixing races come on Lou it's fucking 2021 did you have to get past that shit gotta be way cooler about that you got to stop that man that is you're right though if you want to move dinner then this would have blown up yeah yeah like one little apartment week one they would have to bring cops back to show that episode shit fucking crazy He's all smoking side. They're gonna she throwing kitchen nice. Oh, I can't wake up and have coffee and listen to Pearl J What she's trying to fucking that even better. She says I told her I don't like eggs and bananas. That's what

Those bananas me bananas for dinner. I don't why am I even bananas for dinner? I don't want bananas in any form for them. I'm like a monkey. What am I doing? Why am I even bananas? Banana is for dinner. Come on. This is fuck. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Let's take a break. We'll come back. We'll hear about J's travels because honestly, I think Lou and his girlfriend are going to be back together by Thursday show. We do. I may have more questions. But he doesn't. Okay. What he doesn't want Jacob. Well, I mean, now maybe it is for the best because they don't seem like they're that like Lou's saying, what's the difference whether I go home, I can, he doesn't seem that broken up that he didn't go back to Brooklyn

whether that's like. Jacob, be careful, you're tearing that line, you're tearing that Dan line, we said before we're gonna go, I'll be honest with you Lou, she was a stupid pig anyway, we go hating her. And he's gonna be like, we're off,

we got back together tomorrow. Oh, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, He's gonna be like we're off we got back together. Oh god I'm gonna tell you I was trying to make you feel better. Don't you feel better also she is serious? Exemeter new cost or All of that if he doesn't want to go home with their after guns and roses then why would you want to live with somebody? Why would you want to lease with somebody so maybe it is for the good point? Would you put her home at the Dave Matthews? I would have bring her home at any night and I would have saw the next night anyway All right

Damn, this is Lou just G-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E the crowd and the street won't change, maybe the name. I ain't got time for you, send your read up. Take your Mexican ass back to Brooklyn, $200 Uber. I'm gonna be with Will. I'm gonna be with Will. He is my brother. And we live together forever. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire!

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