The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Back It Up

Episode Date: January 6, 2023

It's Big Jay's birthday and they celebrate by doing the Harry Connick Jr dance. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm Big J. Ocarson and I'm Dan Soder. You can listen to full two hour long episodes of the Bond Fire? Two hours! That's a real commitment to us. Well, it's on Series XM or with the SXM app. It's easy, just go to SeriesXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. Are people hearing us? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:35 Alright, we're back, dude. I got a little nutty. We always weren't back, huh? Yeah, something happened. What happened? We kept getting knocked off the air for no reason Was this what we said about Brett Michaels we're kidding. Oh, man. You think there's any trunk There's probably any trunk or maybe another guy who's named we just what you don't know is that the backup drummer for
Starting point is 00:01:01 Ketchagugu was also hacker, and I know him. It's a your dad. I should go go. Has that even any trunks wheelhouse? It's trying to be the most random band I could think of. Oh, yeah. The second base player for Mr. Big. You remember who wants to be with you.
Starting point is 00:01:30 I don't know where I saw it on Twitter, but someone posted from actually them performing at Sirius XM. There's a video of Tenacious D covering Chris Isaac's wicked game, and it's fucking awesome. I loved it. Just because I love Tenacious D, I mean, they can do whatever, but they did the song, and I was like, I fucking really, really good fucking really he did some stuff for Stern and what do you do for Stern recently? What he did for some that's it. He did what he did. He did wicked game. Yeah, yeah, well because they did it on the Octane channel They did octane live and no for Stern. He did something else. It may have been like Like Zeppelin or something they covered. I don't know dude, but wicked I loved it because I was like where is this going? I was like Wicked, I loved it. Cause I was like, where is this going?
Starting point is 00:02:05 I was like slow and then he got into it. And I was like, ooh, ooh. Do we have it? Yeah, what was that? Yeah. That's Christy fuck. Somebody thinks it threw on me off right now. Somebody grandma's in the system.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Yeah, dude, everyone's fucking dead. This is what I was talking about. From Austin. Man, it's crazy. See how old they are. Is it playing? Yeah, yeah. It doesn't sound great. about for mothin man it's crazy you know what they are. Is it playing? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:27 It doesn't sound right. It's a cage. I'm gonna sing that. I'm gonna sing that. I'm gonna sing that. I'm gonna sing that. I'm gonna sing that. I'm gonna sing that. I'm gonna sing that. I'm gonna sing that. I'm gonna sing that.
Starting point is 00:02:58 I'm gonna sing that. I'm gonna sing that. I'm gonna sing that. I'm gonna sing that. I'm gonna sing that. It's like you know. We happen to Chris Isaac and Harry Connick Jr. Are they dude Harry Connick Jr. had the one of the worst runs We have to have Katie on when it's going. Oh, yeah, we could turn that off Just we can just do Jay and I can just be Jay and I No
Starting point is 00:04:01 We got to have Katie on because she No, I... We gotta have Katie on because she, with the first time she was going in between Fox and ESPN, she had like a bunch of time off and she got into the Harry Conic date, like his show, like his Drew Barrymore show. Yeah. And we gotta have her on because she was talking
Starting point is 00:04:18 about this segment with me. He would call backing it up. And apparently it's a New Orleans thing and you back it up. You back it up. It's Gary Eric connoing junior. And he thought it was going to be his sign off. It was going to be like his Ellen's, Ellen dancing through to so funny.
Starting point is 00:04:35 She found me videos of it one time and I was fucking dying. We got to have her on a talk about it because she's like, I watch this every day. She's like, I watch Harry Connoing Junior every fucking day. Dan, can we take the rest of this episode to figure out what R thing is gonna be like, Wendy had shoe cam. Harry Connick had that. I know it's R R's,
Starting point is 00:04:52 you don't even have to go any further. I'll tell you exactly what R's is. We talk shit about the guests before we think I'm on it. Sure, but we are starting to find out that that is not exactly how they want it to be. All right, this is Harry Connick Jr Explaining back it up. I thought those were Paul. I think the name of the song Okay, what we're gonna do is we're gonna show y'all
Starting point is 00:05:13 How we back it up, but what's gonna happen is every once in a while we're gonna hear a sound a very specific sound And it could come at any time and that's what back Wow, the the sounds not coming through. Back it up, chew. So we're only getting some of the stuff of the audio. We're not just let Lou play it from here. Yeah, because the audio, your audio isn't coming all the way through. We're just getting Harry Connick Jr.
Starting point is 00:05:35 and his deep, his deep, his deep Creole. Now, what we're going to do here is, oh, we're going to skin down on Gator on and eat know me in some time oh yeah you know I associate him so much with tuxedo's Harry Connck that forget he's a rouble billy yeah you forget he's fucking swamp people in a fucking crick is a crewman swamp man well you know the problem is he's a crooner and it takes zero talent even a fucking us uh sharp us a snake wrestling hillbilly can fucking figure it out even Even a guy sipping off. Even a guy.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Harry Connick Jr. This is as good as he sings. Even some guy sucking off a jug with three X's on it can figure out how to get this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you go to the Connick family barbecue? I bet there's a lot of lizard and shit.
Starting point is 00:06:19 I think that's supposed to be. The Harry Connick, Harry Connick's senior was like a big fucking jazz guy. He like played with Duke Ellington and shit. Do you think this guy's faking his fucking? Yeah, he's like, daddy, I do want to swampy past. And he go, you got a long one, what he goes. Sometimes he just like, what a mollet next guy. Good, look at that.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Like you need to back it up. Back it up. So I wrote a song. That's an attorney. And what do y'all think the name of the song is or mine. No, I'm hearing them talking, but he's like, you're going to hear it. I'm not hearing the stuff either. I'm not hearing the stuff either. I'm not hearing the stuff either.
Starting point is 00:06:54 I'm not hearing the stuff either. I'm not hearing the stuff either. I'm not hearing the stuff either. I'm not hearing the stuff either. I'm not hearing the stuff either. I'm not hearing the stuff either. I'm not hearing the stuff either. Really? I didn't hear it on Christine's or mine.
Starting point is 00:07:08 No, I'm hearing them talking, but he's like, you're gonna hear this sound. It goes just how the complete silence it goes. And then when that happens, I just want to see the move. I don't care about what they're saying. We're doing a show. Show your ass. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:07:22 This is a long introduction for backing it up. Not gonna pay off. I know, I want to talk about it okay. I'm gonna say I'm gonna be the next one. We've been good. I'm gonna be the next one. I'm gonna be the next one. I'm not made for the mainstream TV.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Dude, I played do play juvenile back I have examples of it. I have examples of it. You're a fan of the rear was you back that is up I've done things in my career that I feel like we're like not my thing at all But I'm like all right. I'll play the game and go along with the thing I'll tell you all the things I didn't do guy code guy court fucking man some It had to be you i took a lot of fucking uh... for your future kid uh... your future kid at campaign where you dress like a a chinese boy
Starting point is 00:08:12 get ready to i have one of those fizz hats on and i'm gonna be dressed in super silky pajamas can you would like to call it dance look as tourist chic what's that can you would watch this every day just to laugh at him back Yeah, she just watching she like oh god. He's gonna force in the back at up at the end
Starting point is 00:08:31 And then he just moving his fingers ass. We see a little more of that Tussi Looks like a buffoon. Oh, I love you. Here's then he goes. Oh, it's time. It's time to make your butt jigger Why is he confident the crowd will enjoy this? Oh, it's time. It's time to make your butt jigger. Why is he confident that Crown will enjoy this? Oh my god, he really... You know what you're losing your black card? Harry Connick should give up his white card for this. Hey guys, at one point he goes, I'm gonna turn around, please don't bump butts. Yeah. Oh god.'t bump butts. Yeah Oh god, oh my god. Yeah, let's have after the holidays Let's have Katie on to break down Harry Connick back in it up because I didn't realize he I didn't realize he pulls
Starting point is 00:09:14 White ladies out of the audience to do it to we gotta find you Hey, get over here. You fat mom. Oh I'm gonna fuck once back. It is Call me big daddy when you back that ain't so I didn't know the fucking Harry con juniors down with cash money. I didn't know he's a cash money millionaire Shut up, you know what's our thing and what we make them do when they come in the studio we we act really nice to them because we've just laid them out with our words. No, let's make it like super complicated like you have to do a jumping worm. Oh, dude, yeah. Oh, it's a little warm, but you have to jump into it. We gotta get out of here. So you know what time
Starting point is 00:09:56 it is. We got started like that. Oh, when you hear that when you hear the song, here comes the bonfire boogie. Bon fire Boogey bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Boogey dance it up dance it up Now lick your tits Or like we said remember we tried to do it a while back with the Remember we tried to do it a while back with like the the roll call thing Oh, yeah, we make people freestyle, but we should do it with our guests. We should say oh All of our guests freestyle and we just kind of go
Starting point is 00:10:25 We just have to have it's like, you know, it's like all right freestyle First day today happens to be freestyle that day and then we just like put on a beat and throw it to them And then we just wait off. We're Lee why they don't know how to rap I like it. That's our new thing if you come in here, I want you to feel the pressure of having the freestyle rap Soon as you come in and go, we can't even start talking to you until you freestyle rap. Let's give us 16 quick bars Go, oh wait, I'm 16 quick. Ah, then you just see like different comics coming in Sam Rill being like well, you know I get down on the jokes because of how I write it Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:11:12 Oh yeah, we make them do that. What's the dance that Lou gave up a second into? What was that dance called oh the EDM Shuffleing? We should make everyone do the EDM shuffle. I think that's appropriate if it's got history of shuffle dance We have to find our favorite video of it happening to show them what they're expected to do because we will tell them All guests are expected to do this But we have to make it look from the first person we do it like this has been from the dawn of time of bonfire Like it's always like oh you didn't know it's again No, we you first time you weren't here
Starting point is 00:11:43 We may have like we may have skipped over by accident, but everyone EDM shuffles and even yeah people we've had them before like we feel so is always like, oh, you didn't know it's again. No, we go. You go in. You go in. You go in. You go in. You go in. You go in. You go in. You go in. You go in. You go in.
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Starting point is 00:12:05 Why do robots need to hear music? Music? For the robots? That's how Skynet goes crazy. That's how they become aware. Oh, do you have anyone doing it? Oh, the machine wars will happen happen and it's up to me I get back in time to save John Connor. I'm Kyoryce
Starting point is 00:12:33 you're a terminating robot and you can't kill one boy why? should be embarrassed. you aren't a real terminator if you can't kill a boy. why? the last chip is in your brain. So you got to kill yourself. What? You can't go around. You can't go around killing people. I always love my picture.
Starting point is 00:13:00 I always say it's my favorite deal. And ever Mike Fenoea calls me. Oh, dude. I know the one that makes me laugh the hardest is when you guys took that cab. It's just damn, dude, I can't. It's the one that I find the most. I know the picture.
Starting point is 00:13:14 No, I have it, but it's just too small. I want to see the picture. What? What? Apparently that guy, the one that we're denying tickets to responded to Lou and was like, please please we'll stand in the back. Please Nope, not unless you go from blows Jacob. Wow Yes, yes big for another really yeah, Cory for we discussed this earlier. I do have him come who cares
Starting point is 00:13:41 Yeah, Jacobs pastor. Yeah, I'm past it to we're all out of Jackups past it. Yeah, I'm past it to we're all out of I know today, you know, you do a 40 minute bit it tuckers you out. That's great Whenever for no way coming on goes why? Answer your phone. What you do shout out Sebastian's got a new Netflix special out today called is it me? Sounds like you're sort of insulting them there a little bit. Is it just me? Why? What do you do that?
Starting point is 00:14:14 Honestly, though, shout out to Sebastian for doing that. When we were going to do Chicago Dix, that never put it on the pile. Yeah. And then these guys do these faces like these. That's so fucking funny. Did you guys know that Andridice Clay is playing the stand tomorrow night? I saw that. Yeah. $100 a ticket. Christine?
Starting point is 00:14:44 $100 a ticket. Christine. $100 a ticket. Yeah. Really? Well, while I know he played it, he played long island and he put up a post and he was like, I think it's so funny because like, I think he bitches Chris Italia around. Yeah, like he calls like me. Oh, I'll call. I'm telling you, because he goes, because it'll be a thing is almost like, hey fat little Chris showed up from the stand to come support tonight before I do this stand this weekend. And it's just like,'s crazy how big you are with me. Yeah, it's hilarious. They'll have dice downstairs and like a battered women's charity event upstairs.
Starting point is 00:15:33 They really have no idea what they're doing. They're the Legion of Skanks Halloween party above downstairs happening a like a woke like social justice warrior charity thing. It was insane. My favorite is when I walked in for a two just like a regular Wednesday show and they're like, oh by the way it was a it's crypto bros. They bought out the whole crowd and you're like, oh so we're doing a private for a bunch of crypto bros and then they just were the worst crowd ever and everyone kept being like, what the fuck? Later in the night, R the night Are you texted me and he was like you were on the show and I was like yeah, it was tough and he was like it Fuckin's well It's funny with that social justice one. I know from like the boy it was like
Starting point is 00:16:14 It was bought out like all the tickets were bought out and they said no exaggeration like seven people showed up Boy seven people. Oh, boy, which is pretty fun that cuz like if they're if they're like super on board of social justice and a lot of stuff offends them They've just slide open that side door of skanks and they'd have to watch like a peep show and then shut it shut it after a minute And be like you want to watch more like I'm so angry the Puerto Rican one keeps saying stuff we shouldn't say Dude it made me laugh Lewis was saying on skanks today too, that he went on a couple like dates a few years back with a porn star. And you might know his porn star as I know who she is. I'm not definitely aware of their work, but she said that, hey, I looked into some of your comedy
Starting point is 00:17:01 and gave me pause. It's like, oh really? Did it give you pause between getting all of your comedy and gave me pause. It's like, oh really? Did it give you pause between getting all of your holes filled with fucking dudes on camera? You go home, cool. So weird, do we like, I know what the things you're saying. Yeah, it was like the episode of Seinfeld, where the lady who worked at the drug store, she didn't like Jerry's act, and she's like,
Starting point is 00:17:18 I didn't find it funny. Yeah, but it's also, but not finding it funny, it's just funny to be like, yeah, I think it's a little offensive What you do, yeah, it's pretty not quite as offensive as I've been to my family by just getting corn hold on camera for the last 10 years You might remember me from such videos as my stepbrothers come drives me wild So I don't know if I don't know if my back to work Fuck me spank me.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Ro me in pennies. You know that one. Yeah. Tard feathered. Calm down and we're going to cross my forehead. Good dog's eat poop. You're familiar with my family. It's better.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Good dog's eat. It dress like a dog in that one. It's pretty good. I don't think go. And they go, uh, yeah, well, it wasn't real shit. I was eating. It's like, yeah, well, and they go uh yeah well it wasn't real shit I was eating it's like yeah this joke is also a joke not a real story yeah I was fucking kidding I was kidding
Starting point is 00:18:14 heating wow man what are you gonna do for us your birthday dude getting a pool probably I'm hungry as shit you guys got a pool Yeah, yeah, take a pool hot up video Everyone knows dude you guys float you guys fly around in the water, so I'm excited to it I'm excited to see you guys own version of Avatar 2 Yeah, Christine when full hippie dip on this trip the first night we were here. She just no first day slept in the hammock outside No, she just got in the she was like outside in her clothes and she was at the hot tub felt good so she just got naked.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Got in the hot tub and then was kept going back and forth between the pool and the hot tub. Shit! In the hills we're definitely people can see. Yeah but they don't care. No but we can see. They're in the middle of the fucking. Yeah it's also you're around a bunch of heathens.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Really? I've been staring at other pools waiting for this to happen in other houses It's not yeah, well they're welcome. Yeah, you're in the you're in the Hollywood Hills where there's just a bunch of Solace Hollywood people just selling their souls and their their bodies for money for yeah things like nobody cares Okay, so hey dude totally, but that is. If I was on a planet alone by myself, I wouldn't do that. Thank you. Why? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:30 You wouldn't? Just walk around outside naked and then back. Yeah. I would, that's the confidence that I would kill for. If I had that, God, life would be so. I do feel like it would feel great to to feel my dick and nuts floating in the water. I've never had my dick at zero G.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Oh, man Jay can you do something for me and I mean this I know it's your birthday, but can you give me a present? What's that when you're swimming today? Mm-hmm what should you take off your trunks in the pool drop the trunks a little bit and let it angle take them off Kick them off and I want you to and honestly and I want you to fucking moveunks a little bit and let them dangle. Take them off. Kick them off. And I want you to, and honestly, and I want you to fucking move around a little bit. And by the way, you could hold them, you could hold your trunks, you can keep them in your hand,
Starting point is 00:20:13 but you could go around a little bit and then put your trunks, but you deserve that. You deserve that. I will not do that unless I'm half chubbed. There's no way I can let my finger. I'm gonna need your butt against this crotch. Get them half chubbed up. I'm trying to get hard, Dan.
Starting point is 00:20:27 Um, I'm telling you my concern. I tell you my concern with trying to, with my dick not being hard. Yeah. Is that my 45 year old ball bag when it's going zero G. It's so fun. He's gonna come up and cover my weiner against my body.
Starting point is 00:20:43 It won't at all, dude. I'm telling you right now your whole, your whole fucking bushels gonna float around. It's gonna come up and cover my wiener against my body. It won't at all, dude. I'm telling you right now, your whole fucking bush all is gonna float around. It's gonna fucking blow up. I mean, take it in bath, right? Yeah, nope. You've never taken a bath. Never allowed, no, of course I have.
Starting point is 00:20:54 Yeah, I used to took my play with my GI Joe's in there. Uh, please. We have to wrap this up. The show's over. I know. Well, you're coming home, baby. I am coming home, baby. This is the last one. We love you guys, we're doing home, baby. I am coming home, baby. This is the last one.
Starting point is 00:21:11 We love you guys. We're doing, yeah, we're doing the best of tomorrow. And then, uh, Jay will be back Monday live. I'll be back Tuesday. Yeah. We love you guys. Back the big Jay comedy weeks before break. Yeah. Big Jay comedy dot com for tickets. Make sure you go there. Chris Micheos next Wednesday. Next Wednesday. next Wednesday. Next Wednesday. The next Wednesday. Stand. Well, we will. All right, the set of Jesus Christ, the village underground, the village. And we will, we will not be live next Wednesday,
Starting point is 00:21:32 but we will then air the Christmas episode, the following Thursday. So you'll be able to hear it. I don't know why I'm going into these details. Big J, gonna. Big J is gonna be the birthday boy. Gonna be at the San Jose improv this Thursday through Saturday Uh, make sure you go get tickets. He's also New Jersey stress factory
Starting point is 00:21:52 San Diego Indianapolis and Chicago big J comedy dot com for tickets Dan Soder dot com for all his tickets everyone bellhouse second show is available December 10 After that Philadelphia where there's a second show at a Thursday make sure you guys fill that up Dan Soder dot com for all of his date Sacramento Chicago on the horizon as well. We love you guys. Best Vegas. We love you guys. Bye! Coming soon to the bonfire. An exclusive radio event the world has been waiting for. Good evening and this evening's top news Chicago is in pure chaos. Don't rob me. I'm so sleepy and I ain't got no money.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Shut up, give me your money and that butthole. She can't go schoolin straight to hell and there ain't nobody doing shit about it. The place with no hope until two unlikely heroes rise from the ashes. I don't know how you raised, but around here we believe in a thing called understand. Respect. And pounders. Human fight back. You can't kill me. I have a hostage.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Please hold me. He's gonna kill me. If you do shoot, you'll kill her. You have nowhere to go, pig. So look at his guy, he's all, uh, if you do shoot, you're that cool. What? You think we'd come here with no backup plan? I know to have a backup plan. My dad came home from 23 hours of work,
Starting point is 00:23:22 and he'd come home for that one hour a day, and it was fight or fuck, and you didn't to be on the ass end of that drunken mistake. My partner has a point but you're right criminal we can't shoot you but I've never said nothing about shooting. What's that? Oh that's our third partner Maggie. I think she wants to meet you! WOOOOOO! WOOOOOO! WOOOOOO! WOOOOOO!
Starting point is 00:23:46 Thank you both so much! Hey lady, you know, it's the job. So, it's what we do. This spring, two cops take back the windy city. The kilos are on their way. And soon we will have control of the entire city of Chicago's flow of harrow it. Older right there! You're really gonna get caught with two kilos of pure hair on and then act like I'm the jerk off for arresting you.
Starting point is 00:24:13 What do you turtle mech peckers think you're doing in my city? Oh you're the fatter guinea. I have you surrounded. This isn't anything that's some good old-fashioned psychology can't get us out of. My psychology... I mean dynamite. Hey, what are you guys doing? You're the best of the tuggers we have, but I can't explain to the brunt above why there's two city blocks completely destroyed.
Starting point is 00:24:40 I mean, you're doing good work, but then, you'll make up my life miserable. And it was bad to begin with. I wouldn't put you in a tough place like this, but me and McGraw are out there in the streets with the berms, and we're driving the trash trucks, we're cleaning up this dumb. Tell that to the man! These cops are doing so much damage! Uh-huh, yeah. Breaking it and smashing it! I'm not sure if it's good or bad for my real election.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Yeah, they're making me mad. All the way to the very tippy time. Well, these two go to one. Things get shaken up. We need to find out we're all these missing girls are going. Oh, hey, I know a guy. Real dirt bag. I'm in the back APM., delivery, docs, big truck, black barbie, couple of bins, dogs there.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Place are we made, nice. Places. What are their relationships like with their day of spray all information? Calm down, MacRaw. You're gonna freak the guy out. Crime should loop up and split it. You guys are a couple of cops who live on the edge
Starting point is 00:25:54 and play by their own rules. Why? What do you do? You guys sound like a couple of Chicago Dicks. Chicago Dicks. Chicago Dicks. Coming soon. Yeah. What?
Starting point is 00:26:24 What is that even? Yeah! Oh, DJ Gloom! But this is Enrique Iglesias singing without the helping track. This sounds like a... This sounds like if you heard your drunk friend singing and he didn't know you were in the house As much as I would love loved to be in a rock star. Yeah, I Can't Rat my brain around the idea of putting pen to paper.
Starting point is 00:27:25 You know what I mean? Writing down things like, lost in the darkness. I see it light at the end of the tunnel. Mama, here I come. Soul, heart, and body. As one, we shall rise. Do you think we could get the technology to make us sound like pop stars? Maybe some auto-tune.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Could we get a baby grand in here? I want to tickle the keys. Lost in the darkness, I see it light at the end of the tunnel. Come on, here I come, so hard and body, as one, as one, we shall rock. That's the thing that you and I always do, we're hanging out as we do that shitty songwriter like. Having the right like love shit. The feeling you give is my hold on, no. The feeling you, lost an accanian, maybe.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Yeah. Like, we're riding in my model T for, no. No. We're, the my model T4 Way you looked when you walked in the room. I shit. Oh no, I feel more natural than that. Think what about like Winds of love When you're around Lost in a big scary world is how I feel when you're My songs would be like can you please put the cap on your fucking razor in the shower
Starting point is 00:29:02 Because it's gonna fall and I'm gonna cut my foot you cut the I'm gonna cut my foot you cut his imprensies Okay, please put the cap on your fucking razor in the shower. This is gonna fall on my foot, you cut. You cut. Have you heard that new one by Jay? Please put the feel on your razor in the shower. What about Dan's new song? I'm sorry I forgot your friend's names. Who do you smash it?
Starting point is 00:29:32 Real love songs. From Big J. Okerson is, I'm sorry I forgot your Greek yogurt. Pick it up yourself on the way home. Ladies, if you wear and panties, you might want to take them off because they're going to get sapping wet once you hear Dan's Soda's new song. I want to go on vacation by myself. I'm sorry I forgot your friend's name. I'm sorry I forgot your Greek yogurt. Pick it up yourself on the way home.
Starting point is 00:29:58 I want to go on vacation by myself. It's a real love story. I know you like wearing my shirts as pajamas, but I need my shirts. Here, by Big J. Ogre. Proof of Zee's, can you at least wash it after? I know you like wearing my shirts as pajamas, but, but, but I need my shirts. Here, can you at least wash it after? I need my shirts.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Talking about Jacob. Do you remember when they did the rough riders, Anthem, DMX, did rough riders, Anthem, but then do you remember they did the rough riders, Anthem remix and it was better? Yes. That's what I feel like we just did with talking about Jacob. That's what happens a lot. One more chance with the schools.
Starting point is 00:30:44 You only need another good producer or fix everything. Lou. You're up here. You know, like my man, Lou Dog says, every remix call it, but it better. This is the remix. It's like my man, Lou Dog always says. We don't make anybody, we need more money.
Starting point is 00:31:02 It's like my man, Lou Dog always says, we don't got anybody we need more money Like what man, we always says we ain't got no leverage You guys can't get through a lot of ways. We are schooled, that's it. And I know. It's like my man Lou always be saying, you guys got to be a productist. I'm getting tired of putting you on security list. It's like you always be saying, we guys miss smoke, we're the studio. Other people be getting pissed.
Starting point is 00:31:39 It's like my man Lou always says, you're gonna get it all fired. And I really rely on this job. That's right. It's like, my man Lou always says you're against all fire and I really rely on this job It's just filthy talk That's right my man Lou always be saying you know, so no hope you're after me It's like my man who always be saying, I'll be shouldn't kick you all up. Do that shit, do it. Y'all suck a class tyros.
Starting point is 00:32:07 It's like my man always says, T-Bopi. Yeah. Like my man who always be saying, I'm glad that's dead, that's dead. Yeah. It's like my man who always says, I was one of those guys who fucked your mom
Starting point is 00:32:21 with you as you are. It's like my man who always be saying, you're not individual. Ha ha It's like my baby Lou, I was just saying, you're about to individual. Ha ha ha ha. Love one another, respect one another, and appreciate one another. His life is too short. And they call me Diddy.
Starting point is 00:32:35 And I'm the king of the bad boy empire. I'm not a hair piece. Yeah, I think it's one of those. Ben, you're all about fitness, Debbie, you're all about instruction. They've got energy to spare. And she's going to grab it in her hand, good. And what I want to do is sit her butt down towards her heel as she kind of does like a curling motion. And she wants wanna do is sit her butt down towards her heel as she kind of does like a curling motion. And she wants to drop her head down
Starting point is 00:33:06 so she can go down, take a big breath in, blow it out. It also increases your lift. This is also great. You can sit her butt towards her heels, blow, breathe, let it sink in, pop like in front. That's gonna help her just slide up and down. And for a lot of people, this could be super, super sensitive.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Mm, okay, how that feel, Debbie. Mmm, okay, how'd that feel, Debbie? That hurts me, but that's perfect. And it opens you up. Nice moves, nice moves from Ben and Debbie. She can fly, fly. Yeah, it feels good here too. All right. Ooh, Kate, I'm gonna slow down or I'm in trouble.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Oh, that's too late, I'm gonna blow it. Here we go. She's gonna blow for me. All right. We're out to summon all of us. We have Tony Danza tap dancing. Oh, maybe blind, but the stars were aligned in my favor. What a dumb, confident guinea. Who is?
Starting point is 00:34:03 I've just met this guy before, not Tony Danza, but that guy. Hey, I should make my own album, because I can crew like those other shitty Italian singers of the day. Bo-bo-da-do, at the peak. So, where are my mom works? Go in to get I-sees under the moon. I got a temper, you'll find out who's the fool. That sheet's half dancing, it's a hundred percent confidence.
Starting point is 00:34:32 Oh my god, he's just walking around. Shoeba la dupe, here I go once again. I'm athletic and talent. Every year I get a brand new Ford Escape. Truck car is a timeless smell. Why did it go away? Pictures of G's this while I check off. No, it's not a pepper. It's a horn. Never got to really hit high notes. If you start 12 octaves low,
Starting point is 00:35:01 Shoeba La Boo, do we wow I can't step, change, change, change, change, change. Cut. I can't. Why could no-low less, middle less? Dad, why do you have to keep singing those old songs? What? What? A-O-O-S.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Right out of my life, she left, she left, she left, she left. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Bum bum bum bum Bras and Mattaz Dinner's not on the table You love them all all the kids from big jail cuz then the smooth sounds of the boy Can filly draw me a bath before I bust your mouth wide open That one's called love and my wife Because your whole mother's living here for free. And the classic Family Times. I should've married your sister instead of just fucking her.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Ah, the old single man's walk. All of Big Jays. Where's the remote you can't? Living room love. They're all down, a double disc. If I could build a time machine, I'd go back in time and kick your father in the nuts so he never had you. This one's going out to you, pops. And live, cuck.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Like daddy's love. I'm ripping down your daughters' vage every day Shredding it like Piscetti Even the X-rated hits are on there Besides... The late night, the ones you can put on with your favorite gal Bravo! Bravo!
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