The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Calm Down
Episode Date: November 15, 2022@thebonfiresxm ...
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I'm Big J. Ocarson and I'm Dan Soder.
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I gotta say, she is hot.
Manganistian is fucking hot, sexy chick.
Dare I say, sexy is in Cardi B.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Look at the video.
You're not dang it, you see it.
She just didn't know.
My pussy is the most expensive meal you'll ever eat.
Ah.
Damn look at my grind dance.
Did you feel anything?
You feeling good?
Yeah, damn it.
Dick don't run me, then.
I run dick.
Don't forget that.
Straight knows that.
Use a bitch
So what do you want to do you want to like kiss or I guess like we can go to the bed and I could kiss her back
She would fuck his world up. That's the move everyone. Hashtag, Megan Distilling and versus Pete Davidson. Get it trending.
Get it going.
It's the first time the versus isn't a black dude in a white girl.
You know, I'm born as always like that.
Like Mandingo versus whoever.
Yeah, it'll be as like, is it's her Megan Distilling versus Pete Davidson?
Can he deal?
Can he handle it?
I don't know.
Well, he more like I said, it just they become the perfect relationship. And they fall in love. Yeah, dude. I mean, Cardi B's not a good
card. He'd be with Picker teeth with his dick. That fucking nine inches. She's
like, whatever. Yeah. Okay. I got up for this. Whatever. You're looking at left
the house for this. Yeah. She barely gets through my butt cheek meat. Are you
about to play a Mumford in song soon to follow it up? Trying to wash the black off, you have to do that?
He's gonna cleanse his palate as he calls it.
Yeah, maybe Marcus Mumford also would be a good person
to repeat the fuck that.
He goes, play the song for me.
He's so afraid of making this down.
He says, I'll do that.
I'll do that instead.
Yeah, I'll just...
I'll suck with that guy.
I'll suck with that guy.
What are you afraid of?
I'll fuck a British guy. P, what are you afraid of, dude? No, what are you afraid of? I'm not I'll just I'll suck that guy. I was I'm scared of what are you afraid of? I'll fuck a British guy. People you afraid of dude. No, what are you afraid of? I'm not right. I'm not afraid of nothing
Really the actual challenge?
Lizzo
That's like that's like a
Early UFC karate versus the ball
Yeah, that's not what I want.
Karate guy one, you're right.
Pete might tackle her.
You know what?
You're right.
He'd do a spin kick and catcher on her mouth.
Absolutely.
We might lose Pete in that war also.
If she likes to ride dick, I mean, we could
La Paz we lose Pete.
Exactly.
Hip surgery like the undertaker.
What if she goes back?
Because she's coming.
She's riding us dick.
She's one picturing thing. Yeah. She's riding us dick and she throws herself back, because she's coming. She's writing us, digs one picture right there. Yeah. She's writing us,
digs and she throws herself back, right?
Yeah.
And then when she comes,
does a full on, come forward, both hands, center chest,
and puts all the weight down on the middle of peach chest.
I say there's a shot, she could kill him.
It caves in his chest, brain smasher style.
Definitely rearranges heartbeat for sure.
He goes, how you gotta gave me a weird heart thing.
Yeah.
She fucked me a rhythmic.
I got in the regular heartbeat now
and I can't go on planes.
So I got a jawed mad in the wrong country.
I got a jaw, I got a pacemaker now.
What happened?
I fucked Lizzo let her get on top like a dumbass.
Oh, then they cracked me open
and put a pacemaker in.
So they say it's, I'm good now, but they told me not talking anything like that again. They told me I would
have been safe or rust alone a barrel. They're right to
make it in the stallion. That's the fight ever was a seed,
dude. Come on. That is. That's to me with a peck, yeah.
It is. I mean, everyone is talking about that.
Shut down a city. If I were Pete, I would try to even do that as a joke. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean everyone is talking about that. I'm gonna shut down a city probably. If I were Pete, I would try to even do that as a joke.
Yeah, like, you know what I mean?
Just be like, call Megan and be like,
I had to have an album coming out of something.
It'd be fun if we said we were that.
Do you know what?
Dan's gonna tell his jokes at Margaret Lee's comedy castle
in Michigan, November 17th to the 19th.
Hey.
That's the plug, dude.
That's this weekend.
Mm-hmm.
Thursday Friday Saturday.
Yeah. After that, he's, Thursday Friday Saturday. Yeah, after that
He's gonna be in Houston, Texas, Brooklyn, New York and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania for tickets and all tour dates
Of course go to dancoder.com and Jay is heading to one of the loveliest cities a city that makes the sweetest boys in the world
It's gonna be so cold Denver, Colorado the best club in the country comedy works great club. It's unbelievable
He's there Thursday through Saturday
So make sure you get a chance to go see him
Denver comedy works this Thursday through Saturday and then Philly coming home for a hell of a Philly week
You're going home and it's gonna be fun. You're gonna fucking rip it at helium go to a bird's game
You're gonna have such a fun Thanksgiving week. I may just see if I can help early I get down there on Tuesday
I might see if I go those sixes are playing the next set. You know what?
Honestly, enjoy yourself. Maybe go watch Ben Simmons get boot and Philly. Oh, that would be so great. Is he playing again yet?
But that wouldn't that be fun. Oh my god. It would be so I want you to have
I'm having the polar opposite week next week. So I want you to have the best time you possibly can because I will be.
I've never gone to a Sixers game by myself.
Do it.
That might be kind of fun.
It'd be funny shit.
You're a huge fan.
You're from Philly.
You know shit, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Do it.
Yeah.
You know what?
Do it.
Maybe I'll fucking do it.
Or buy an empty seat for me and then I'll FaceTime you
from fucking Lake County. Let's see. He's dealing with the knee. He's dealing with a quote
unquote knee injury for two straight games with left knee soreness. These are fucking pussy.
He really, he can't say enough Jacob is praise Jesus on that one, Jacob. You're right.
But check out bigjacomity.com for tickets.
He's also gonna be headed to Austin, San Jose and San Diego.
So again, tickets and tour dates.
The fact that we can do it.
The Wednesday, Friday and Saturday.
That'll be great.
No Thursday, obviously.
You're Turkey with your family, a piece of shit.
Wednesday, I get to have a day off
and drive Katie to the airport.
She's flying to Boston and I was like,
that's gonna be my day off of being
in the saddest environment.
Yeah, one day.
Well, I gotta put my grandma in a home, I think.
You think it's happening on this weekend now?
Here's the thing, I'm going next week
to assess the damage because, you know,
the caretakers don't work there anymore.
Like she ran one off and it's like her friend.
We're by herself again. Her friend, yeah, her like friend call me and she's like it's real bad it's like
dogs going everywhere I'm sorry so I gotta go out there and like I'm just like living
on a dog shit and piss yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah so I think we're
gonna get a hotel room and then like go and go leave a you have any question? Stop staying there. I know.
I should call for a hotel room tonight.
Yeah.
Because that's gonna be,
fuck it, that's gonna be a bummer, dude.
Do you wanna whack off with full volume
poem and Katie leaves?
Oh my God.
I didn't even think of that.
I didn't even think about
full volume pornography.
Jerking by the lake.
But yeah, man, it's just gonna be one of those things where,
and then, you know, you gotta do a ses, and then I don't know how I'm gonna do it.
I don't know how you do that.
I mean, the beginning of that process.
Or just being like, hey, so what would you, what clothes would you take if you had to
live somewhere else?
Forever starting tonight.
Shout out to my Nana, dude.
She's always got fits.
She's always got matching sweatsuits on with cats or like you know
I mean she's like still cares about how she dresses. What do you didn't sound like you were describing someone who cares
But how he dresses? Well, she's like cat sweatsuits, you know, she gives a shit, but her brain what she used to her brain
Yeah, no, but her brain is just I don't know I talked to her and sometimes I'm like oh she's fine
But then like my cousin and I went there and all the food was expired and shit.
And I was like, you gotta move it.
Um, but you know what?
I mean, I'm up to you by the way,
but I'll put you in touch with my mom.
You know, they had to do that two years ago
for years ago for my grandmother.
She don't know how you do.
I don't know if you like, take her to the place
and you're like, stay here.
Do you know what I'm like?
No, it's not like that.
I mean, take her to probably see a place.
That's what I might do.
So I'm wondering if that's what I do after I take but it's like thanks. She wants to stay local
I assume I mean she doesn't want to leave her place. That's what I'm saying
So she wants to stay in the area is probably something there. Here's the thing late counties infrastructure not really the best
Wait, is this gonna be an argument like she's gonna say I'm not going. She's yeah, she we had to con with like
We have thought about I don't know if my mom's done it
My mom's helping me out with this because it's not even her mom my mom's like it's ex-husband's mom
But we're like we thought about shopping on the neck be a barocco style and having her wake up in a home
I was actually gonna power bomber through a table and Katie get the table
And then get the tables. I'm gonna. Dutley brothers here, but the I mean we don't know
One of her friends called me. That's why I like this lady I was gonna do it. I was gonna do it. I was gonna do it. I was gonna do it. I was gonna do it. I was gonna do it.
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I was gonna do it. I was gonna do it. I was gonna do it. I was gonna do it. I was gonna do it. I was gonna do it. I was gonna do it she was like, yeah, your grandma was like real bad. And then her other friend called me and was like,
hey, there's like a place where some of our friends have gone.
So maybe she'll go there and they can all like kind of live there.
And you're like, all right.
So I gotta look, that's why I gotta do all next week.
You gotta put one of her friends at home with her.
Yeah, I'm doing a two for.
I go.
I got two coming in the back.
Yeah.
I said, I've been told. It's like I'll have dog the bound. I'm used to drop off criminals. Got two. I go I got to coming in the back
I'll have dog the bounty. I'm used to trouble criminals. Yeah, got you got you ready to tell her I go Victoria I talked to your son and he's on board. I'm financing. He's fine with this
Listen, I'm front in the bill. I got this you guys play some fucking canaster whatever you want
I just three meals a day three hot and a cot later you're doing fine
there whatever you want. Can I just three meals a day?
Three hots in a cot later, you're doing fine.
Three hots in a cot.
Give your meds.
Three hots in a cot is what I'm gonna have to my grandma.
I have to drop that sentence,
but I forget if I do drop her off in a home.
Three hots in a cot, they're gonna make sure you take your meds.
I'm gonna put up a picture of dad and ain't Karen.
You're gonna see him soon, you know what I mean?
I'm gonna be fine.
You're gonna love it here while you wait to die.
But what Katie and I keep talking about is when we get up there, because I'm going after
Detroit, I'm flying after the shows to San Francisco, meet up with Katie, we're gonna
drive up there.
That first walk in where you're like, and I'm those retarded.
So I don't, it's gonna be.
But Katie's gonna be like, this I'm nose retarded. So I don't, it's gonna be, you don't know. But Katie's gonna be like,
she's not so bad at all.
She's not so bad at all.
This isn't bad at all.
You know what, Nana, maybe you don't need to go to a home.
But I'm gonna feel bad for Katie,
she's like a bloodhound.
She's my seeing eye nose.
She's my smelling eye girl,
or whatever you like, call it.
She's my nose.
So I'm gonna lock in there and she's gonna be like,
go off.
Woff.
There's death in this house. There's death in here. That's why I'm getting the hotel room. There's gonna be a smell
Yeah, there's gonna be a smell dude. The smell is what I am
Honestly getting a lady's eye shit, you know, yeah, she you know, she's just tearing ass. She doesn't even know what's happening
Just blast. I'll tell you what she probably my grandpa talking from the other side. I count she have it's it's done
I'll tell you what she probably is my grandpa talking from the other side. I couch she have it's it's done
Most say so it's one is catch it's probably just loaded with old lady farts. Yeah, she's been bet Well, she sits on a pillow on the couch. Oh, that thing is just beefed up bad. I go. I'm dance soda
This is grandma fart pillow. Welcome. I fart
Hey, what's up, it's Steve on this is dance grandma's
Welcome to Jacket. Please.
Man, man, man.
What?
Give it again.
Hey, this is Steve out and this is Crossword fart pillow.
Okay.
No, they were us words.
She sits on what she's doing at Crosswords.
You can take her dog, right?
I mean, dude, apparently the dog has a torn asses. I've never asked for it. So she sits on what she's doing across words. You can take her dog, right?
I mean, dude, apparently the dog has a torn A.C.L.
out for the season.
Oh, no, out for the season.
No, yeah, it's hard to come back from.
But the last caretaker that worked there
that I was paying was like, told me she's like,
the dogs hurt.
Like, he's walking, he's like dragging a leg. Yeah. And then I talked to my grandma, I'm like,
did you take tell you the vet?
And she's like, yeah, the vet didn't say anything.
I go, the vet's on the stoppy and gay.
The vet said, I miss my stand.
Oh, my hat roamed.
My Stanley.
My grandfather's name is Stanley.
Yeah.
That is a good one.
My Stanley. Stanley. That's Mrs. R. My Stanley. My grandfather's name is so good. Yeah. That is a good one.
My Stanley.
Stanley.
That's the Mrs. Roper.
Yeah.
Stanley.
But man, it's like I am, so go to a fucking six-year-skim by yourself.
Have the best goddamn time.
I will.
You know what it's gonna be fun though?
What's always inevitably fun is when I leave Lake County.
When I drive back to San Francisco, I'm doing that like
double hands on the steering wheel. Oh my god. Make it my way back to San
San. That's a big bad thing. But that's a big bad thing. I'm having coffee and I'm like,
you know what? Maybe I will write a book. Do you know how I like it? Do you know how I like it?
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And that drive is like the closest I've been to being drunk
and having fun.
Like drunk fun.
Yeah.
That's what I'm driving away from all that sadness.
I'm just like, like, obligations over.
Yeah.
I'm gonna play God of War.
Skim your deep, deep, deep, deep, is it your deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep eight nine in the morning there, they're not that worker. You know, I mean, yeah. So it's like, I make the mistake to the other end. I'll crack hits.
I'm I'm going down to Florida on Thursday. So long sucky
New York. How long you going on there?
Eat a bag of Dicks. Whoa, hey, someone was like living here,
all right, take up. I don't understand yelling. But we'd
like being in Gotham when I'm down there, don't New York
my Florida
That's a big t-shirt those days
New York my Florida
That's a t-shirt the jack office
We got to buy Jacob that tank top for when he's down there
I like that t-shirt a king of political t-shirts
Should we watch this video? I found this a fun one this week and I was
It's a lady, a white lady.
Okay.
On a plane.
Okay.
Let me check.
I can tell you right now it's Delta.
You can tell by the chairs.
Also, I'm going to die for JNI about time in a minute.
It's on a flight from Atlanta to JFK.
Standard flight, done it several times times it land as a hub for Delta
So you do a lot of transfers there. I'm just doing a little bonfire context
a little bonfire context also all smoking lounges gone in Atlanta airport really that used to be one of the last ones
Yeah, they even redid them and made them like not so
70s look like you're going to die. Yeah, they were
Uncomfortable like grim and you'd go in the one because you're just gonna use but you're like
That's the place you go into and go I'm not like the rest of these people. This is just where I'm able to smoke
I don't know if I've ever if I have told you stories been years, but
The first time I took
Edibles like really took Edibles was my freshman year of college
Mm-hmm and someone was like oh, I can make brownies out of weed.
And we're like, how do you do it?
And it was our friend, PCP.
And he's like, you take the weed and you turn it into butter.
He like took the oil, skimmed it off the top,
or whatever, and made these brownies.
But it was two ounces of shwag.
So we all had to sit around and pick the seeds,
and stems out.
And then he turned it into this sheet of thin,
oil, it was like hard brownies.
And we each had one.
We cut the plate into four.
And I ate, I was at the Tucson airport,
and I ate half the brownie.
And I was like, man, this thing didn't do shit.
And I had a smoking room.
Now I went and I smoked, went for my flight,
and I ate more of the brownie in the smoking lounge.
And this is why I was associated with the smoking lounge.
And then I went and sat by my gate and was like,
I got to smoke a couple more cigarettes real quick.
We're here on this flight.
I ripped a few more of these.
And then I fucking smoked,
and then I went on the flight and was still like,
I'm feeling chatty and like kind of high,
but I was like, I don't know,
I don't think this brownie's working.
And I had a, I still had a disc, and he was still CDs. And I was playing a CD, and I put like, I don't know, I don't think this brownie's working. And I had a, I still had a disc,
and he was still CDs.
And I was playing a CD,
and I put my headphones on and fell asleep,
and I woke up on that plane
higher than I've ever been in my life
off the worst weed.
My eyes were like deep red, deep, deep red.
And I was like, what is this?
I was just on the plane, and I was like,
oh, fuck, dude.
And it's only a flight, a flight, two-sided Denver is not that long of a flight. And I was like, oh fuck dude. And it's only a flight, a flight,
two-sided Denver is not that long of a flight.
And I was like, I was like,
I'm in the bathroom with me.
And we landed and I was feeling a little bit better.
And my buddy Dennis picked me up and he had a blunt.
He was smoking a blunt and he was like,
do you wanna hit it?
And I was like, yeah.
And I hit it once, being like, oh, maybe if I get,
it'll even yell.
Yeah, that's exactly where I'm at.
And I took a hit, I started sweating,
I was wearing a hoodie, I started sweating,
and I had to take my hoodie off,
and have them stop the car and just sit on the side
of the road, and I was like, what the fuck?
But I always blame that edible,
but I always think of smoking lounges,
because I kept being like, high enough to be like,
I think I'm gonna go snorkele my motorcycle cigarette. Oh man. It was great when it existed. Yeah, and then you'd walk in there
Benz there's one. I don't remember what what air port it is
But there was one I went to and I was like, you know, like some weird far away
What do you call that like a gate? Yeah, and wherever that gate was, I just saw a thing like to the right.
It was like a smoking area outdoors.
So you just like like just like a little something that's gonna be very possible almost anywhere is a little outdoor area once you're inside
But I don't know where it was, but man, it was it was all look. I could probably look up outdoor smoking area on
airport I could probably look up outdoor smoking area on airport
After security because he was awesome because Dublin had that because it was outside was so great when I was in Dublin for Guinness
Mm-hmm the smoking thing was again opposite side of where it was but it was outside and I was drinking beers and I was like
I'll go fucking say good night
Then it was and then you when once you realize it's outside
You're like well, I'll go fuck this, I'll go cigarette it. And then once you realize it's outside,
you're like, well, I'm gonna have a couple.
Yeah, it's not gross.
Yeah, it's not gross.
And I were just sitting there,
watching people die.
I think it's so awful.
Does smoking lounges indoor ones are brutal?
Yeah.
It's so, you're inhaling everyone else's smoke.
It's like, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
I mean, you're basically, yeah, you're smoking a half a pack
in one cigarette.
Yeah, it's what I do to the stands for Legion of Skanks
But that's that's your art different. That's your art, dude. What are my art? How do you express yourself without your art?
Dave Chappelle smoke the entire SNL episode. Did he?
Not the the model model. No, no, he didn't know the model, but he's
Seven times in the show. Yeah, yeah, really really? Every sketch you were smoking. That's so funny with it is pitch a sketch and they go,
so you're playing Quaker Oatmeal guy,
but you're smoking and he goes,
I love it.
I want to do it.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
Let's do it.
That is a smoky show.
What?
It'd be Vegas.
Chappelleus, no?
No, the Skank show.
Oh, yeah. Well, they? No, the, the Skank show. Oh, yeah.
Well, they smoke weed.
Yeah, Jay smoking cigarettes.
Yeah, do other people smoke cigarettes from that Skanks.
Yeah, if anybody come, like if Ian, uh,
five ants comes in, has a fan ever tried to smoke a cigarette?
It would get shut down immediately.
Yeah. Yeah.
Now, they don't really try it all.
But let's see. I'm trying to think who else has smoked in the show before. Oh, Deroza.
Tell a tell a tell a smoke in the show before for sure.
I'm just something my management calling. No, he's a nice thing. He's not again. That's so fun
to know. He's blowing up. Yeah. He it's probably big news. Turns out Emily Radicalce, yes, about me.
She says, yeah, you're okay, do you have any?
Pete's having us canceled.
Oh, you have that video up, Lou,
of the lady flipping out on Delta.
And it's another, they, let me read the thing again.
Lady.
The woman began yelling about,
about not being allowed to keep her dog on her lap.
She became more and more, I rate,
and then through a full water bottle,
striking another passenger,
while she was escorted off the plane.
She struck another passenger with her hand.
Atlanta PD arrived on the scene
and she was being escorted to the police cruiser.
She flipped off the entire place.
Apparently she was, there's no charges though, from last saw maybe that's changed wait what I think was I think they were just like everyone was just like just fucking get her out of here who cares
Go ahead play it
First off her head her hairs and pig tails.
Yeah. So you know she's-
She's already batshit.
That's crazy as shit.
What are you coming in here, Zany?
You're kicking me off this area, put me on another plane.
She's gonna say our silverman character.
I'm getting kicked off this plane.
You're gonna get to kick me off this plane.
Those are our first try of serious silver serious over both neither were good. No, no, they were both bad mine was really bad
You might have been good. I was so let down by mine
How do you wear a bunch of fighting?
Because I didn't fucking do anything to you guys to make these love hours late for my destination. This would.
My dog was sitting on my lap. I put him in the bag.
No, I thought I'm a refund your ticket. You can go all south, push, let's go.
Oh, it's not Delta.
Because you couldn't let my dog sit on my fucking lap.
Man, this go.
Fuck you. Question, why can't adults in our lap? Isn't that allowed? You couldn't let my dog sit on my fucking lap
Question why can't adults in our lap is not allowed I had that yesterday on a united flight
With my little no hell no just that fucking spaz can fly. Yeah, that fat idiot We're trying to kiss everybody saying somebody had their dog in their lap. Yeah, someone had their dog on their
I've seen that I've seen people have like cats and dogs on their lap
It was so we're gonna be a problem on a so big old chunk dude not only were they not only were they
worried about
Someone having a cat was I saw them move a guy around who said they heard at a cat allergy on the plane
That's I could see that being a problem if you're like they move the guy
Yeah, so I'm like that's how much if you're like, they move the guy. Yeah, so
I'm like, that's how much they were okay with this cap being on that plane. Me. Yeah. Oh,
the guy got bumped up the first. So that's nice. That's pretty cool. They said no, they said no
about that at first. So he was like, because he was saying he's like, because they were like,
how serious is the thing is like, I mean, I mean, they saw how serious they were making.
They go, we have to move you. He's like, and you room up there. She's like, why we can't move you?
It's a different charge.
So we can't move you to a seat in the thing.
And I think he went from, I'm pretty sure he went from a middle
seat to first class.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
All clap for our allergenic king.
Hopefully someone could have been with a peanut or something
afterwards would have been nice.
I got you, you son of a bitch.
No, pets are required to stay in their carrier
throughout your domestic flights.
What happened to that?
Yes, but the carrier,
was under the seat in front of you.
Okay, so it can't really be on the lap.
But I mean, these lanes,
it seems like they're making a re,
I have a feeling this lady sucks
across the board in some way
because they're making something
that I think they normally probably would never problem with.
Because there was a lady yesterday
on the flight from Fort Lauderdale to Jersey that just had a fun moment. I think they normally probably would never problem with. Because there was a lady yesterday on the flight from Fort
Lauderdale to Jersey that just had a five-
I think most people come up.
I'm telling you, it's a dog too, generally.
People can't wait to see if I could go over and be like,
oh, this little guy.
Do you know what I'm saying?
They already hated her.
She already came and scused me.
Yeah.
Please watch my dog, which is probably this person already.
So they didn't want to like her or her dog
Okay, I did nothing. I am shut the fuck
Well, wait go back. I'm sorry. Yeah, she's that lady
She cocks back a full bottle of water. Yeah, hit place her her stalling where she says fuck you and she cocks back a bottle of water and
While still a girl arm full cock strength zips this bottle
The guy in front trying that we it's not happening with his headphones If he keeps getting asked he keeps getting asked forward to 100% me. I go, you know what this store new store movies
Love and thunder. Why does this thing? You know what maybe it's great watching a plane
Thor move is not that bad loving thunder. Why does this thing you know what maybe it's great watching a plane
He's nice to see Natalie Portman reprise that role. Oh, okay. Oh, okay someone's oh someone's all hips and legs
Cuz look watch go back up a couple seconds. I just keep drill and she keeps drilling this guy
Right there this guy right there right there someone took it off the plane
ram through the water bottle
why is he recording me
yeah okay that's fine you talk to APD
she has a good body and that shit face
That dog is like you what do you think I deal with that face? But I'm saying her whole like the meaner like that's Bob you look of her face is just that like that's Bobby's weakness, dude
Bobby Kelly. Oh, yeah, talk to him better than what face loves a hot body goofy face
Bobby just appears in the bad
You're going to jail
You ask I'm telling you calm down you guys have been nothing but fucking
That's fine that you guys are rude that I need to calm down
There's rules and I follow them pause you just you see some guy hitting on her after going like
Can't believe this
You can't be done because you can't a dog on a plane. Yeah, it's so stupid. Especially this little guy right here
Can't believe they were recording you might if have if I buy you a drink at this Margarita. I was trying to go this.
We're about to swear or works in terminal sea.
You want to go to the runway bar and grill?
Do you want to go to take off?
Take off from this.
Yeah.
Pete Davidson, what he, if he was on the plane, he goes, hey, honey,
you kind of woke me up up in first class. going on one day to pick it on in the back
Oh, you know guys give me five minutes with her I'll settle down. What's it? Excuse me? What's your name? Angela?
You're working hard go back to the gate. I got it because she'll be on a minute and the dog's gonna go under the seat
So everything's all right. She's a little sleepy
You guys you might want to give her a wide bird. She's gonna come out a little wobbly.
Yeah, so just a lot of honestly, it's like anesthesia.
But something that faces goofy, she just has straight like bitchy face. Like she's not gonna be a very...
Do you, she looks like she goes nice.
Do you speak any English?
Do you know how to speak English?
What are you not fucking getting?
I understand that my dog is a person and a person has to sit on my lap
If he's not a person wise his name Jeff. I'm filming my ex-boyfriend worked on Immortals
Next boyfriend's a director
That's fine that you guys are rude that I need to calm down. Yes
That's fine that you guys are rude that I need to calm down. Yes There's rules and I thought I'm there and I put him in there and you guys feel
Jobah nobody act this way flies on a fly with us. Okay, fuck you
You know, let me tell you something real quick. It's a little sass cartoon
He's fucking yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's been wagging up the whole time giving her a little like okay
Well, we don't play that game here, bitch.
He couldn't wait to sass her off this plane.
Wait, go back, this is the whole thing.
From the moment he shows up, he goes,
well, that's okay, because that's okay.
You know that calm down is driving her bananas.
Yeah, here it is.
He's like, I mean, I am calm.
He goes, okay, but that's just, you know, calm down.
He gives her a gig.
He dubs up on it.
It's great.
It's calm down, I'm serious.
It's calm down. She goes, you want me to calm down? You're being rude and you want me to calm on it's great. It's calm down. I'm sitting. It's calm down
She goes, uh, you want me to calm down? You're being rude and you want me to calm down? He goes calm down
Yeah, watch
I give her a second dose double dose second he walks up he starts running to stick along her cage
Oh, all of a sudden look at the guy in the look at the guy in the seat in front
So I look at me goes finally dude this fucking bitch is here to straighten shit out
Here he is is here to straighten shit out. Why is he recording me?
Because you're a hunt.
You just struck a patch into the bottle.
Okay, that's fine.
You're talking to me when you win a few minutes.
That was his first one.
You're talking to APD here in a second.
Fuck, I don't care.
You're going to care for it.
That's exactly what I'm going to do.
You're probably going to like care about this. You say you don't care, but That's exactly what I'm gonna do. But I'm probably gonna like care about this.
You say you don't care, but like, it's about to get pretty weird.
Do you think that, like, do you think they called them up, like a bullpen, and they go,
hey, is Lloyd at the gate still?
And they go, can you bring Lloyd?
And then he's got like, I wish you had the Met's trumpet music for him coming down the walkway.
But it seems to be the problem.
You know what I mean? Where they got someone and they go, like everyone on our fight like we need someone from the gate to come get you
I mean to call the closer. Oh, he comes clanking in. He's always always a lot of equipment
Yeah, but it's a right arm. They call and they go hey
So we bring it Lloyd and then everyone gets like they play music like yeah, it's the Met's closer music
Come again from the gate
It's That's closer music. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it in from the gate.
It's wide.
He's walking down there and he's like,
if your suitcase doesn't fit,
he's got a handful of pink tags.
That's the point.
And like, bring him in.
You can always stow this underneath if you'd like for free.
I'm sorry sir, we're out of overhead space.
I'm sorry, we're just out of overhead space.
And then the blade, she, she, she,
she, she, there they go.
Oh, I got it. It's got mace in front, he'll be, he'll be, he'll be, there they go.
He's got mason front of him, an unnecessary,
one of those like bent flashlights,
as far as others pack, he was,
he never got in the military,
but he's dying, still getting there.
He's got a four-seam calm down.
He throws a hot four-seam calm down.
He throws a, he throws a two-seamer walk down.
He throws a sinker.
He's got a, he He's gonna come down.
He's got his fucking got junk.
He went wood to come down with him.
He's got his throwing fucking junk dude.
See what?
Cause he's okay.
We talking to APD there.
That's gonna be loud inside for straddle on his retire in the side.
There it is.
Okay, that's fine.
You talk to APD.
You're not gonna.
You're not gonna. No problem, man. I'm surprisingly like this. Sorry, I can't. I'm surprised he went like this. Sorry, I can't have married. He was waiting to throw that one off. Fuck you. You wish
Got to buy me a drink first. Got to buy me a fucking landed lot. You guys fuck you guys cool. Cool. Can we kiss first?
I'm in the girlfriend experience. Yeah, why don't you take me out to Chili's two first
I'm in the girlfriend experience. Yeah, why don't you take me out to Chili's 2 first?
Chili's 2.
You want to run over to a chili's 2?
You want to get a half-water or wings?
I can do it.
What are you going to do?
We're going to basket a golden fries over to the old Chili's 2.
I'll tell you what, why don't we stop by the Hudson News and you give me a big dishonor.
It's taking over my...
He goes, listen, while we go, sort this out over at the goes there's a chilly doe sappin' up the street here
Because maybe we stop by that summit health get a little mussel
I'm gonna swing over to sunglass hut
Maybe go the electronics place I'll get you some earbuds
Maybe some skull candy, so Don't go picking off top shelf nothing that we're not going top shelf
I grab you a set of socks skull candies. We'll get you on the next one. We get an any hands
We get an any hands and you're fucking
Good to go back in the game
The guy that's recording you with this fucking cell phone that's what I do it
You asked I'm telling you calm down you guys have been nothing but fucking
Okay, okay, you're right
But here's the cool little hero try stop saying that he goes
I'm gonna flip this table
He quadruple calm down. Oh, yeah, then she goes calm down. You quadruple, come down there in a row. Yeah, then she goes, come
down. You guys be ready. He goes, okay. Come down. He's coming down. He's coming. He's coming.
That knows the recipe to get her wound. Okay. All right. I hear you. We all hear you.
I'm gonna come down. Yes. Yeah. It's fucked up. It's fucked up. We changed rules Sure look I know you're mad. They're mad everyone's mad, but I'm gonna you to calm down
Everyone's going through this because I understand but you seem to be the one needs to calm down so calm down
So please calm down for you. No, I told those guys early, but I'm just telling you now to fix calm down. Just stay
Oh, no shakers man's hand
You asked I'm telling you
Calm down. You guys have been nothing but fucking grew
That's why I need to calm down
There's rules and I fall with it and I put him in there and you guys still job
Nobody acting his way flies on a fly with us
Okay, fuck you. Okay, come down.
Okay, come down.
You're gonna see a chili stew for a daquery in about 30 then.
He goes, listen, PD's on their way.
If you can just sit over here for a second, calm down.
Yeah, just go, who's PD?
He's, he's, he's, he's gonna straighten your shit out.
He's our superhero.
You're gonna straighten us.
Oh, hi, what's up?
So they told me that like, you got a problem. Do I want to go walk up the bathroom?
I just got Ariana Grande's strain of HPV. Thanks. Now I break out when I get sunburned. Okay, but just come down. Come down.
Come down. Great. Why don't you just please do that the next time you're gonna do that next time I'm in a fight.
It's come.
It works.
Wow.
Wait, oh yeah, back that up.
She's my way.
You're right, right there.
Okay, fuck you.
Okay, you should bitch get out of my way.
Wow.
Well, I want to find out.
Man, hold on.
You told me to get off your plane and get the fuck out of my way.
Yes, but you're going that day.
Yeah, go, you take off to beautiful. Just your bag, man. You're a big prop, huh? You're a big prop, okay? You're a big prop, okay? Fuck out of my way.
Just your bag.
I've been her level of angry before.
Dude, look at her though.
I do. She's just clip that and do you know? Post it at at the bonfire.
SXM.com. Do she is.
Do you sympathize with her?
No. I sympathize with her.
I've been that mad.
I sympathize with her a little.
I've been that mad, but not I do.
Not enough to do this. I'm sure she's a good or something. I've been that mad. I sympathize with her a little bit. I've been that mad, but not enough to do this.
I'm sure she's like, I don't know, I'm thinking for sucking,
but like, they're definitely like, they're...
They're rubbing it in.
They're giving her the business over something
that seems like she, you know what it was?
They were like, put your dog in,
and she's like, like, I have a thing,
that's the rules, say it.
And so she's probably was like,
okay, I'll put him in the fucking,
that's probably where they're at.
Yeah.
So it's like, but once she does it,
like, it's the job. You got to deal with fucking, there's going to be
quats flying every day. You know, I mean, on every air line, yeah, they know when they
know when to attack. So that's what I'm saying. So they know when they're throwing fucking
that's what I'm saying. So like they she would have put the thing in the canal. It would
have just been over with. And she would have been probably snippy and bitchy the whole
flight. But what was this in Atlanta, New York? Yeah.
Ow, and a half lights.
Easy to light.
Like they are making this a bigger deal
to flight people themselves
because they fucking hate her.
They're treating this like this is an international.
Yeah, but they hate her.
Yeah, they don't like it.
And I get it.
I get them hating her, but I also sympathize with her a bit
just like when it's all going haywire,
and you're like, I did the fucking thing.
Why do I have to be polite to everybody? Yeah. And then they're like doing, it's like when it's all going haywire and you're like I did the fucking thing why do I have to be polite to everybody yeah and then they're like doing it's like when
someone's rude you all smiling in their customer service maybe like I can't help you yeah
and you're like you know you know there's heat right now between us and you're making
me look like an asshole right telling me to calm down so I feel better however but you
come down very funny okay but I'm calm down but calm calm down. I'm calm but you're absolutely and calm. No, we're doing a bit together. So I'm doing some of the
I'm calm, but we're doing the bit together and we're do
Who talk like that or not calm when you come down?
Then you gotta do it yourself. You go, okay, okay, Dan
I'm calm, but you gotta stop telling me this.
It's that, I already feel the lack of calm.
Yeah, you're not calm.
You're speaking slowly, but not calm.
Yeah.
Katie can get me to buck if she goes like,
what are you freaking out about?
I'm like, I'm not freaking out.
She's like, it feels like you're freaking out.
I don't know why.
I really,
stop the fucking tell me, I'm freaking out.
My, nobody calls me chicken needles needles for some reason is bitching.
Like, oh, well Jay's bitching about this.
I'm like, don't, I hate it.
Yeah, I hate it.
Dude, he's bitching about it.
I'll say it about myself.
Yeah.
I'm fine with that.
I'll say about it,
but if someone goes like, yeah, with Jay, it's like,
because again, it was something where it's like,
well, yeah, I fixed this thing,
because you were bitching about it, being the other way.
Don't say I was bitching about it.
I don't like that at all.
It all was it.
The game was freaking out.
Dan was freaking out.
I wasn't freaking it at all.
I didn't even say it.
I'm sorry, so you're starting to freak out now.
Yeah.
So don't freak out.
So I know you're freaking out.
But come down.
Like yesterday, they were, when we were driving back,
there was two cars going back to the McDaniels house
after the Dolphins game.
I rode with Mike and his wife and Katie
and a couple other people and they thought
I had the keys from that car.
And then I was like, oh no, check my pockets started there.
And then when we all got to the house,
someone, oh my buddy Chad was like,
and so he was freaking out that he is the keys
and I go, I didn't freak out.
I checked my pockets and I said I didn't have the keys
and Katie's like, I could see him freaking out about that.
Plastic scale. But I didn't Katie's like I could see him freaking out
Okay, dude just please settle down a little and then you're over here bitching about me
Jacob's in bitch, I must have been freaking out because Jay was bitching about it. You know, are you guys?
You're trying to get a two one two fight. Oh, he's trying to get a tag team fight. He's freaking out Jay's over your bitching about it
All right, no this video is so good. It's got so much
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I'll be honest with you people should live in a little more concern about you're gonna film people's like in their worst moment like that
It should pass that as a law if you're filming someone can take a swipe at you
I if it was like Conor McGregor on time
I remember he took a guy's phone and fucking threw it
I know you but I'm saying like but especially something like that like you're going like you're only intention of filming this is to try to put it online
Yeah, get views for yourself watching me in like my worst moment like and by the way do it
Mm-hmm. I've done very few but just because I've never think to pull my phone out, but like if I've seen things
like bum fights where I'm like, I'm like, okay,
like two or three times in my life,
but I would have 100 if I thought about taking my phone out.
And I think what you're taking is if you get caught filming
that, that person might come at you now,
it goes, that's the risk you're taking, I think.
I think you're absolutely correct.
I remember being at the UFC in Jersey,
fucking 10 years ago, Chale Sone and John Jones in the big fight broke out.
Yeah, Lewis and I were there and Lewis like pull your phone out film this and I was like,
I don't even know what you're talking about, then the fight broke out and I was like,
damn, I should have my phone out.
Lewis was like, I knew it. I fucking knew it.
It was far away.
Yeah.
And I'm just saying like the reasons being pulled out is that so if it was far away and when
one of the guys was in that fight somehow walked by you in the concourse and saw the you were still filming it and slapped your phone
I do your hand broke it like it's cost it's cost to do business like you're trying to film him
But against his will he doesn't want you to film this watch watch that punch one more time. Yeah, get it girl
So she's getting off the plane
Punches hand
Good for her. Yeah, I didn't mind that. There's really no heroes or or oh, is this another angle? There's no yeah
She's if she apologizes after video
She's an angel from heaven. I'm sorry that I got so upset. However, I feel like I needed to stick up for myself
I think no, I need to work on my emotions,
but they weren't right.
I don't mind her apology, yeah.
That seems like a rough, doesn't it seem like a fair apology?
She's like, no, they were being dicks too.
Like I lost my ship, but like they were being fucking dicks.
They got even with every girl that mistreated them
in high school.
They did all out on her.
Calm down.
Calm down, you're not homecoming, Quentin. Listen, calm down. I'm freaking out for no reason on her. Come down. Come down your own.
Just come and quit.
Listen.
Come down.
Freaking out for no reason.
Stop it for the reason.
I need you to calm the fuck down, like for real for real.
Should we take our last break?
Yeah, sure.
Take her.
She'll fly and buy, dude.
She'll just...
It's a flizz on.
Oh, we gotta do our break, damn.
Yeah.
Well, we gotta do that.
TikTok for Jim McClure.
He makes us want a sexy dance or else all thruffle will never happen
Jesus, let's go back bring in Lloyd down that he's coming down the the ramp
It's time for Lloyd. It just starts coming running down the fucking
The gate
Calm down calm down. He's warming up in the bullpen calm down down. Come down. Hey, come down. Miss. I heard what you're saying. Come down.
It's time to bring in Pedro. Come down, Rodriguez.
Brad Eddle, the Dominican Republic is a 23 year old. He had a cup of coffee with the nationals and as now
He was with American Airlines and then picked up recently by a couple copies of spirit airlines
And now his back with Delta. It's a close fight
But people are mostly saying Megan's dying would would pummel Pete. Oh, dude. Oh, it's fuck session
I would love to see it like when two of the row you know in power Rangers at the at the end
Where they're turning to the big robot and then fight the monster? That's Pete Megan the stallion fucking. It's 52. 58. Megan the stallion, the 48 Pete Davidson.
Mm-mm-mm. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire.
Lacks, you loud bitch. Take your dog and get off the plane, relax. You dumb bitch. Stop screaming at people, relax.
He's filming.
It's his right to film you, relax.
Your dog sucks.
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Too long hey
Shots fired
He's got beef. Hey trunks. I'd like to understand why those guys are talking shit about me because calm down first of all yeah, Eddie
Calm down first things first calm down. He was just kidding calm down relax
Don't do it
When you want to come we have a while. We're talking airplanes and
People getting treated shitty by airlines
Luckily we had the story
Australian woman
Women several women. Oh shit. I thought it was one woman
Australian women women what are we Christine are we? Christine women woman.
I'll show you women su-katar over forced airport vaginal exams.
Love it.
I mean terrible.
I meant terrible.
What's wrong with you guys for knowing having a problem when I said it.
I don't know man.
I was a perfect derisive, right?
Right, in the top.
Yeah, do you pussy exams I got to check your
pussy Jacob we can hear that over the air because your mic's on now you're hold up a
studs that you're editing that's totally fine doing great no that's cool it's weird to ship it's fine
sure it sounds like everyone's ready it's broken but whatever sure people feel like they're going
mentally insane Jacob calm down buddy the plaintiffs and several women on a cutter is a Qatar or Qatar because they keep fucking
changing the name.
Yeah, I've heard Qatar.
I've only heard Qatar.
I'm dumb.
Let's go with that.
Let's go Qatar.
Qatar airwaves headed to Sydney, Australia, including citizens from Australia, New Zealand
and Britain, were pulled off the aircraft and subjected to to invasive gyneological exams. What is it?
Gyneological.
You know what? Try again. Look, read it and say it.
Genial gyne... gyne... gynecological.
Yeah dude you did it. That was it.
Gynecological. Yeah dude. You got it.
If I could read better.
Do you call it out of public schools or fucking terrible. Gynecological. You got it. If I could read better. Do you call it out of public schools or fucking terrible kids?
Gyneological.
Gyneological.
Gynecological.
Gynecological.
We're pulled off the aircraft and subject to invasive gyneological exams in October of
2020 after a gynecological exam.
Gynecological.
Gynecological.
Gynecological exam.
Gynecological exam.
Start over again.
Gynecological exam.
I want you to get it in the sentence
We're pulled off an aircraft and subjected to invasive gynecological exams in October 2020 after an abandoned newborn
Was discovered in an airport bathroom. Okay. Well, I mean you got the CUC's got the air to burn their pants
That's crazy. They're checking the the gun barrel to see who has the end of that goddamn sentence. I
changed I fucking blew it by going down a collage
I got a kind of classic kind of anyway
Baby, you paint a newborn in the band. Oh
Story I was thought I was gonna be against Qatar's government or their fucking airport
But it sounds and abandoned newborns are a problem in the country which imprisons women who become
pregnant out of wedlock what oh guitar yeah that's where the world cup is that should be
the commercial for the world cup this year the women the women were taken to an ambulance
on the tarmac summit gunpoint the lawsuit stated locked inside and told to remove their underwear
for an examination the BBC reported at the time.
Big black aqua reported that.
Yeah.
I believe that one of the women, the 30, whatever BBC tells me, a 33 year old nurse told
the New York Times that she has not traveled since it completely changed me as he
passed in that day.
It seems like they just moved on.
They're not sorry for it.
They're going on with their lives normally.
Well, we're all here quite affected and now I got this newborn
Every time I was trying to abandon it you don't understand of course. That's more newborn check me and these are gonna not the fella hanky
It's all placenta
Miss I must check your under act to make sure that you did not have a baby five
seconds ago. You could just tell by your face who was relieved. She's like, that thing is
out of me. Do you think they just said it to them and then when they did it, they couldn't
believe it. Well, because how can you check us exactly to know if you're having some other
guests taste test? You can like show us your posties or whatever. They go, we have to show
you our posties. If you do, would you? We're going to put it like, yeah, I mean, test you can like show us your pussy's or whatever they go. We have to show you our pussy's It goes if you do would you we're going to put it like yeah, I mean if you're making us do it goes
Yes, then we are put the gun down there. Yeah show us your pussy now. Let me touch it
No, baby there. Oh, no, next you have a boyfriend. Do you have a boyfriend next?
Nope, next. Do you have a boyfriend?
Next.
Do you have a baby there?
All right.
It's Australian too.
They're like, we can get away with it right now.
Next.
The newborn discovered the day of the searches survived
and was turned over to social services.
The baby's mother and father later tracked down.
Were the ones on the post you were on oven?
Were both reportedly from Asian countries,
official said.
She used to be on the baby official said in guitar that typically means
nations in South Asia or source of a large number of migrant workers in the country.
Human rights activists have sharply criticized Qatar not only for its treatment of women but of
migrants as well. So check it off the tour list., that's what I mean, with the world cup there, we're going to be playing on the
bones of the people that built the stadium.
I mean, a lot of people died building those stadiums.
Yeah, really.
Well, horrible.
Yeah, building the stadiums.
Yeah, when you have a country that doesn't really believe in human rights and you have
a massive sporting event like the Olympics or the World Cup.
So they built they come in with visas and they don't leave they built they make multiple
Well, they built a deal. Yeah, they've multiple fields. Yeah, it's a I mean, it's a massive tournament. It's huge and it's also
guitars like
118 degrees or whatever it is. It's gonna be smoking hot when it's is it hot when it's there now
I think they air conditioned the stadiums. It's some staggering number like a hundred billion
That's why they cut that's why they cut their clear hoods off needs a hood in that heat
Yeah, hello
Thank you. Thank top pussy come on that come on now. I don't know what they do with all these stadiums after their the world
Well, they they made these to be like oh well
They're one of the stadiums is like we can break it down and move it.
Audience-driven beheadings?
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