The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Disturbing Debates

Episode Date: July 19, 2023

Jay and Bobby can't seem to agree on disgusting, yet important issues of the day.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go I don't understand you gotta explain this to me. We're going to the we're going to the Metallica concert You get the one of them. We're going to one of them Christine me you Jacob and Isabel is a bill of max Isabelle max max is going He's excited hell yeah, but they might not play all the songs

They will not play all the songs. They will not. No. They're doing two nights, no repeat songs. So they're going to play a huge part of the catalog, but over two nights. Why? To get people to come to us. You have to fill a stadium choice. Yeah, but they will. Well, I mean, won't they? They probably would, but they made it a bit of a festival

experience, too, because you're getting a different open. Or there was Pantera night and we're going to the one with you we're going to is five finger. Which I'm kind of happy about. Yeah, you think you like the better Pantera. Pantera is hard. Pantera may have scared me as a 10-year-old quite honestly. That's my point.

I played him Pantera. He loved Pantera. But when I played him five finger death punch, it was just a little tamer He got more groove. No more. Yeah, Panterry. It's just it's a real Kick in the chest man. They rule though The energy's awesome. I think he would love Panterry, but I'm saying also I think at that age And I mean I was a frightened boy. I lived life very, very frightened. Even with your gay on,

talking with my gay. Yeah, well, if you remember, I wore my G-shirt and then everyone said, you can see my titties through my shirt, through the opening, then puff up. Every time I sat down, I would puff out. That's a double threat. It sucked.

What is this kid? It really sucked. Then I just found out that I share a name and look exactly like one of the dancers from Lizzo's let's hear for the big girls found that out yesterday. Damn it. Yeah. I'd like to see that. Her name is Jala. Big Jala. That definitely means her man name was J, for sure. Oh, she's trans? Oh, yeah. Oh, God.

She dances. She throws around about, I'm going to say, 3.50, 3.75. With everything. With everything she can muster up. She is unattractive to say the least. It really, it's contest for Lizzo's next background answer Exactly like you big J. Love should I do that same pose right there? Jay if you trans

That is a hundred percent Mother wow, does this happen Christine would you dike out with me? Dude I take you up to the tiny house. Oh I'd have to get an extra tiny house for you, but I'd take you up to that extra tiny house, but I need that rug You need that rug. I gotta lay in that rug. That rug is actually one of her dogs that she's killed by lying on it. Oh my god Jala good lord big Jala, okay son. Do they show her dancing? Oh, buddy, yeah, that's probably a YouTube click away

from seeing, I mean, gris. Give it up for the big girls. That's what it is, girls. Oh, the girls? Let me see. Dude, you make a hot chick. I've never seen heavy set people throw themselves Around like they do on this show. It's crazy. I mean you think they would get something bad would happen something bad That's happened

Split and land in a split it's crazy. Yeah go see them in the early 40s watch it They're gonna be with walkers and wheelchairs bring up just jaylor dancing That's Lizzo I also do look like oh oh I guess she brought her out on a Lizzo performance please play that time to bring out jala Time to bring out Jala Wow, wait a minute, dude. Did she just do us almost all she does tumble saucers crazy ad They mean fat people fat trans fat trans Don't say that! Don't say that! Don't say that! Fuck it out, bitch! Fuck it out, bitch! Oh, that's...

In the language. This kid's a new audience. Maybe explain what we're seeing here. Yeah, I've seen it for a while. Well, it's hard. It's... Here's why we didn't give context to this, Jacob. It was fucking fascinating. We were watching fat trans people dance like young, good-looking hot chicks.

I've never seen that in my life here's what the well put here science does not explain this here's the name of the show and i said it's just the unleagen of skanks these girls calorie intake is so much that it defeats professional dancing yeah that's while that's been well said their calorie intake must be unmatched and they must eat like like small like petting zoo animals The amount of food that has to consume to come to beat that look how good they are at dancing It's amazing. It's it's amazing how good that that she I'll tell you what is If this big Jala was working out that much a day. I would be ripped

I don't put in half the work of big Jala Only on this stuff never seen fat dancers before well, you're not supposed to like there's a fat belly guy That's like kills it. Yeah, but you know still is that is that come is that her talking right there? Can I hear a voice just do J. Lo this is dancing does she try when she talks or is it just a what's up? No, no, they're definitely putting on the thing. Well, at least that that's good. Hey, when trans girls don't even try. Just like, hey, dude, listen, dude, Christine, take out what you got to the girl, dude you got a light

That's always bummed me come on try if I have to I have to call you her you have to try now take it like her look at that She worked on My up here by myself fucking tell a joke I'm sorry. I'm trying to get Christine. I'm trying to get Christine is video I'm telling you fucking manager and Jacob over here. over here. You want to see this fat chick dance? I do. I apologize. I do. I apologize. No, you were doing the right thing. You were vamping while I was telling Christine how to get to this. But this is this is going to be a lot. This is Jala. Yeah. Oh, Jay, can I stop before you play this? If you don't fucking do this as a video, if you don't put...

Hey, Jala Rose. If you don't do this as a, what do they call that, a, uh... Spoof. Spoof. Thank you. Thank you. If you don't do this video, there's something wrong with you. Parity video.

If you don't do a spoof parody video of this as Jala Rose, I don't like you. If you don't do this video, there's something wrong with you. parody video. If you don't do a spoof parody video of this as Jaila Rose, I don't like you. You think I can't hit these moves? Let's say. I think you can. I think you should do it. Let's see what Jaila brings to the table. We need a choreographer.

Any choreographer listening right now, we need your help. We want to put a Christmas video out with the Jaila Rose, doose. Big Jaila Rose. Big Jaila Rose.er Rose, doose. Big Jailer Rose. Big Jailer Rose. Big Jailer Rose. Bring it on, bitch. Wow.

Um, I don't know if I'd make a hotter chick. I think you would. Oh, God. Oh, look at that. money getting thrown up on stage. I said yes to you. It looks like John Wayne Gacy. There's nothing attractive about this. Whoa! She has boobs! No, those are just fat guy chests.

No! No! Really? No, those are boobs. I think it's just a fat guy's chest. No, those are titties. I'm's just the fact guys, Jess. No, those are titties. I'm telling you, I fill that dress out similarly. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh Look at this thing this is like a weird I want to fuck you like whatever you are Jesus mother. How does that have I want to feel you from the inside question mark? Yeah, you get your fill I Know I have done I'm out. I thought she was gonna do that that that other dance and choose this gotta be better dancing

This is a dog shit. I thought she was gonna do that, that, that, that other dance and choose this. This gotta be better dancing. This is a ducking shit. I could pull this off. She's good. This is, uh, this is only gross. It's also, it's not funny and gross. Yeah. What is her going for? I want, I want that.

That's the flippy shit. I want that, that crazy high energy fat people dancing. Well, everything seems to be interpretive. Yeah, I don't, I don't. Maybe your split and days are over. Well, I know, I think when she goes down, it just gravity takes over. Yeah, well,

can I hear a talk? Is there any talking? From sure, of course. Can we go right there, right there, right there? Right there, right there. Gerald Pound, Jailer here. What is the volume? What is the volume? I'm not talking.

She was just singing over things. Oh God. Oh, she's an influencer. I gotta say things like this. Oh, fingers, fingers. I'm just my Asian fingers. Explanation fingers, everybody listening. I gotta give credit because I believe her confidence. And there is nothing about her that I don't find just crazy, not good.

I agree with you. And I admire that. Good for you. She seems quite happy, but it just like, God damn. What is it? What is it that the God damn? What's the God damn of that? Just here's it like how do you not live your life?

terrified of the things like me saying these terrible things about you Because I would expect to fight throw on a dress and start Dancing around smashing my ball back on the ground in a unitard The people are gonna make fun of me and I can't process that. And I don't, by the way, I don't think this people making fun of me are wrong. They're right. I should be able to take it. But I couldn't.

Jay, you can't call them unitards anymore. Oh no. What do you have to say? Special pants, special one pieces. Special one pieces. Damn. Do you think Jala gets laid a lot? And what do you think exactly that entails?

Two-part question? I think Bobby all throw it to you first. Thanks, Jay I think she does get laid a lot and what she does when she gets laid is She puts a suction cup dildo into the tub Okay, and backs up into it. So you're saying that's not laid. I mean with another person Place her thing with another nail. Oh, we're talking about her. Don oh No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Davos faces you ever get plowed by a fat chick while looking over Coney Island. I got to go big J Text me. I got to get him some I got to get him some Bud lights Yeah, Gustavo has those those lips that she would love look at those lips look she's she's rocking just

I'm talking now. She's dancing with just a pasty over her weird tip, but that's a tip. That's not a fat guy tip That's right. Something though if you just section off that love Christ Oh, it looks like any drunk lady in a bar doing what she does that is not a drunk lady in a bar She's bouncing she just did a flip. Uh-huh. She's got a breast out. Yeah It's broad daylight. It's in a Starbucks also why is it we wait these is Families driving by in the background. Yes,, you please get out of this Applebee's. I called you Miss, leave me alone. I called you Miss.

That was so nice of me. We all know your balls are falling out of your unit specialty. I don't think she has balls. You think she got surgery. I think so. I mean, you can't do that type of slam split. It looks like nuts. I don't know if you notice with that paste. You know what? It looks like they put a real nice set of tits on top of guidance. That those are fake titties. They are. No

for sure. You're right. I was right. I think she got the operation. I think she's full wallet and fake boobs. Well, I don't think fake boobs and in tails that you definitely have no penis. Well, dude, if you're going gonna go for that black guy with mascara and the picture there is probably, if you're gonna go for the top, Jay, you're gonna go for the bottom. Yeah, we had that, I think she didn't get the surgery for the bottom.

She just, those smash blitz just mushed her balls into a vagina. I was gonna say, there's not much dick swinging down there anyway. Jay's not packing heat. She made a vagina, which is smashing it on a dance floor We had in here Joderosa

That we that you guys drew. Oh, that was Emma Rose Emma Rose, I mean she had she was She was all woman aside from the awesome penis the beautiful penis that you made hard in front of us. Jacob, you're out. You meet Emma Rose. You guys start making out. You don't know. After you make out, she tells you, do you think, do you feel gay? Do you go home upset or do you just keep making out? I just go, you feel gay. Jacob, second part of that question, you're making out having a great time. You're feeling it. You're feeling the tingles like oh my god

I think I really like this person. Yeah, we're having a connection. What a kisser. Yeah kisser and and all your moves that you taught me about they work and you You she leans in she goes I think I like you and you go I think I like you too. Yeah, I'd like to see you again And then she goes but I have something to tell you and you go I think I like you too. Yeah, I'd like to see you again And then she goes but I have something to tell you And you go it doesn't matter tell me anything you want and she pulls out her wing lung She goes and put your hand on it. Hang on. She goes let me relax my butt cheeks for a second and their pecker just flops out You hear duct tape rip off And then maybe see if I just show you

And then you hear on your chest What do you do? But I thought But you were You thought wrong Wait a second if that's you up there and this is a penis down here the nap must mean Would you would you leave leave and say I got to go or would you be like whatever? I assume I would you get one more kiss in at least no

Feeling the after I see up see a penis land on me? No, that's not the thing I'm leaving. Let's take away the crazy penis is out. I'm saying she just tells you after a long time, you're making out's going good. She'll tell you something, I'm a woman, but I have a pee, I haven't gotten the operation. I have an awesome penis, much better than yours.

I have a super sick ass penis. I have a sick ass cock. And it's so smooth if you suck it. Yeah, yeah, my balls are perfectly alone. I have two even nuts You know what I saw what happened to Bobby I was trying to make mine a little more reason to pull but what you get in the mix to use to start throwing different things You can do I want to fuck you in the butt with my pussy and then Something tits confusing tits something on your back I'm tapping out Jay. I mean Jacob. Sorry. I'm thinking I'm thinking Emily Rose walks up behind you I would I would contemplate because of emero that's all her yeah, but that dong through me

Well, what if you don't see the dog? What if she's like, listen, I'm not gonna take my dog out. I'm gonna keep it in there, but I just like to still. I mean, you told you've declared that you have a don. Also, the most masculine energy I've ever felt in a room when she started beating her weiner to try to like get it hard a little bit, that was like, it was a real bro out there. Yeah. That was the thing you go, it's like, sorry guys,

that's Eric, he's a lunatic. Sorry, he'll just do that in front of you. There's no way to femininely jerk your dick off. I feel like there was. Really? Maybe you can grab the top with the three fingers? Maybe a little, yes. Yes.

Maybe a little spit on the top and just like a helmet, like Rob on the top. Just something like daintyly painting it. She was really giving like a she was giving us a Mark Wahlberg You're a big bright shining star man. She was trying to talk. She was starting it out Yeah, she really did turn. Oh, she's so proud. Wow. Come on Jacob hang on There you go. Now you're back in Jacob. Go just right to the face. Go right to the face, Kristina. Oh, come on Jacob, you're looking down. You're kissing. She wants to stay the night.

She wants to watch. You wouldn't suck off all these guys. You wouldn't suck all these chicks, dick, dude. Those are all guys. Yep, probably. Or at least they are by association Yeah, those are all men. I mean, I feel like if they're not I feel bad for yeah that black ones definitely a guy Yep, those are all guys for sure. Yeah, I get tell now. I mean the one the green on the That's Emma Rose. Here's my problem with all you like no, no, no, no, even if they have the operations

I feel like even Emma Rose like if you got some there you'd lose That's all you like. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, have sex with dawn right now. There's, I bet there's a loss of femininity when you get to the smells of the grondle. Do you know what I mean? Where balls used to be and asshole begins like the taint of a trans woman I bet smells like mustard and pennies. Just like a dude. It smells like flowery. Not flowers, like F-L-O-U-R. Flowery. Yeah. Just like a dude's flower. Just a dude's asshole.

And they probably still take man shits. Has anybody thought about that? Has anybody thought about big jail as shit piles? I bet they are magnificent. I haven't thought about it. I mean, now we're all thinking about it. Think about it. Now we're all thinking of her, she had a big dump.

Oh, who's that? That's Emma Rose. Wow, that's right after she took a big fat man shit. I think that's a man's blood hole. Damn it, that looks like, it looks like. It is a man's blood hole, Jacob. You can't do anything about that. That's no think, it is.

That looks like two pieces of liver. Some things you can't change. I've never looked, I don't know if I've ever looked at a beautiful trans woman's asshole. It's still been like, yep, there's the guy. Bailey J has a beautiful butthole. You don't mean that. I mean it, bring it up, you'll see,

and you'll agree with me. Okay. She's a unicorn. What does that mean? That means, the hairless hips, natural hips, and a woman's butthole. Christine's got hairless hips.

She's a unicorn. She does have hairless hips. You're right. We have to shave every part of Christine. Our razor budget is through the roof. Yeah, she's like dating George Michael. And who's money do we use to buy? Lou, get ready.

Who's money do we use to buy? Lou get ready who's money do we use to buy those razors mine? Cause you pay for everything right Jay? You know it dog. If I could honor match make for a second, I mean, how about Emma Rose and Jason Ellis? Does that this power couple? As a power power power bottom couple. Okay, I gotta tell you, Bailey J for a guy's got a pretty pink asshole. That's a girl power bottom couple. Okay, I gotta tell you, Bayley J for a guy's got a pretty pink ass hole. That's a girl ass hole, buddy.

It is. That's a unicorn butthole. That's a girl butthole. 100% that is not a guy butthole. I mean Bayley J. The penis and balls definitely dude. Bayley J. But for sure.

The all guy. The all guy. Damn, I wish I had to kind of hang. I have to go get surgery to get that. You know her penis got bigger with age. I did. To do how? I could tell in my mouth.

I just made that up. I didn't think my mouth got smaller. That's not a guy's, but that's a girl. Now, you know what? Now I'm close up on it. It's a guy's asshole again. You sure the color's nice. There's not a guy's asshole.

Look at the, everything is pink and beautiful. No hair and nothing No, go to that one go to one where the dick and balls are coming up from behind please Christine I have to be descriptive. No, they say I have to be descriptive. No up up. That's not yes Be more descriptive and pull really tight on that asshole shot, please. Yeah Christine zoom in enhance I think that's Bailey Jay. What? You wish it wasn't. You wish your ass to look half as good as this girl, guys. Oh my god.

We always go back to gay. How do we not? Yeah, now. That's a girl. Now it's a guy's ass hole shape. How do you sell? Because it's not like... What is a guy's ass hole shape?

It's like, it's got like... Was it like an hourglass? It's like a line. line like it's too. It's from taking bigger shit than women Tate. There's too much asshole too much asshole I'm sure you can find it. It's just an asshole. She has an ass line. Just an asshole to an ass. Yeah, but that's why I want to say something Yeah, you're you're you're not calculating to the fact that she's a porn star that takes not calculating to the fact that she's a porn star that takes an anal. Okay. So anybody, any woman that's anal does anal is going to have that type of asshole. And worse. Christine, if you could now bring up a video of a woman who pro lapses. I'm going to throw up. And then when it goes back in, it's still going to look like a woman's

asshole when it closes back up. Why do we have to look at this? Because you brought this argument to what I play. Why do you have to torture me? I don't have to. It's an entertaining radio thing to show you. They want to hear you get the gags. But I will show you when this woman's ass will get stuffed back into her body. You don't have to watch that part,

but I want you to see when it goes back in. Please don't do this to the Harry Potter of management. Are you kidding me? I don't want Gustavus and is that a Gustavo Gustavo so many syllables Gustavo so I don't want to ruin this poor young lad and See he's fine. He's not fine. Look at him. He's been working with me. He's still talks about his parents Jay this is so fucking gross. I'm not watching it guys That's enough Okay, I'm not watching it guys That's enough

Okay, I'm making a simple point here All right, I hate to pull dick out here But I'm trying to prove the way the asshole goes back in We don't need to see it. It's a woman's asshole. I know I'm the new guy But I'm gonna stick out for everybody in this room when I say we don't need to see a prolapse asshole Jay You don't have to see it. I want you to see it when it's not prolapse that it's still a woman's asshole Show me the not the I've said that over and over show the prolapse I don't prove out so I can Positively identify it is a prolapse you watch the prolapse. Yes. I'm not watching how I'll call you guys up after

I don't fucking lie. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna say oh she you guys up after I don't fucking lie I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say oh she's pro lapsing and the Christine's having a reaction well now I mean she's calling HR as we speak Christine I need to see a video of a woman pro laughing fucking black home first of all Christine looked up the word gaping I never said that that was a Christine thing I don't want gate I don't like the word gate I don't like the word gate I don't want to see gaping Christine looked up gate yeah because those are women and it's gross I don't want to see that Christine go to a porn site to a video that says pro-lapsing asshole or the word rosebud yes Jacob you have a question I don't you just put a just a woman's asshole on the screen side by side with

daily jays. Why do you need to see a tongue you why because Bobby said keep in mind she's a porn star so her ass hole has been fucked over and over again. Okay bring up an anal porn star with anal the prolapse. Am I making the extreme point that even a asshole that's been so fucked at prolapses. I'll give it to you. When it's taken away, it's still a woman's asshole.

Let me ask you a question. Does a pro laps asshole make a sound when it pro lapses? Sometimes they can, Bobby, and it's like a clapping thing. Because he goes like, and you see like, you see like the bottom of their colon like smack a wall. It's weird. Gustafusin is losing his mind right now. Gustavo, and I think you knew it that time

And I think that time you knew it Man's not afraid of a little gaping asshole. I know this kid. No, what's good don't show us the gay Gustafos also so so please don't look All right, don't look telling you look at you guys know okay for the record. She's pretty open. She's pro lapsing Hard I'm smelling for the record she's pretty open, she's pro lapsing, she's pro lapsing hard. I'm smelling good. She's rowing button for sure. She's rowing button for sure. She's rowing button for sure.

Oh my god. Bobby it turns and it doesn't fact make noise. I'm gonna puke, I don't wanna hear this. It's a fart. I'm in the middle of the sound, there's water sound. What's happened, why is there water? Now can I say something guys? I wanna see this.

Pause, Christine pause it right there. People don't wanna hear this. Christine please pause it. Oh you guys can look up, it's fine her fish just in a race Christine go back to that please. I'm gonna have you play again. I will say this. Can I tell you something? Nobody can I tell you something Jay can I be a human for a second? Please? Yeah, guys. I'm doing work. I understand. I don't even look can a guy Can I come hat and hand are you gonna make me feel like shit?

Oh, you're right. Go ahead come and hat and hand That girls asshole didn't look better than Bailey J's when it was tucked away. So there you go. I was wrong Bailey J may not have a man's asshole, but in fact the porn starts fucked asshole if we can Christine for Jacobs argument my up bring up anal queen whoever Jacob's argument bring up anal queen whoever type in the word anal queen and her asshole. Hattenhand. Hattenhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhandhand you butthole that make your asshole look like a guy asshole. I bet big J. Los Assoles not an attractive asshole. I bet it's knobby.

I bet it looks like it's like too much curtain on it. Do you know what I mean? What does your asshole look like? Probably not great. Christine. It looks exactly like Bailey J's asshole. My asshole. That is what now that's a woman's asshole.

That looks like Bailey J's bum home. That's a woman's asshole. Yo, eeehh. You're good. Yeah. Christine. Yeah. I just said a still. Yeah, a still.

I don't want to watch. By me. Kim, you come on. Jacob, back that up. That's a woman's asshole compared to a dude's asshole. Bailey J has a doesn't have a guy asshole. She's got a slot, a slot asshole. What does that mean?

It's worked out of it. Yeah. Did, you just did you just have a stroke? We're seeing our batteries are low. It takes nine more to all the other. I think I know what the whole thing is here. Yeah, Jay is getting. It's the shading. Jay's gay. How far the shading goes out from that. That is a lot to do with it. That looks like the more the shading when it looks like a Right, here's why I'm gonna lotion that's traveled. That's why Tiny Latino boys make the best lady boys Because they're tiny and their skin is

Uniformly colored straight into the ass. I mean, can you can you Google that fact Christine? If see that's a fact that tiny Latino boys make the best lady boys make the Tie I think it's tie yeah, any where they're hairless and skin is uniformly cut You can't have a place where there's blotch. You're never gonna find out the hottest trends are in Ireland That's never gonna happen. It's gonna be like a bunch of Vikings walking around There's a lot of hot trans though. Not in Ireland. There isn't. There's barely hot women there. There's barely hot human beings.

A bunch of dead tooth people. What a hotest country. All right. Let's see if we finally we can do it. Let's get into it. Let's get into hot. Let's go. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, you're so guessing. I saw number five. All right. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say you're so guessing I saw number five. I'm gonna say top Thailand each one give their five Thailand I'm gonna say Thailand I'm gonna say Thailand Brazil I'm gonna say Thailand Brazil

China Japan And I'm gonna throw American in there, but I'm gonna throw Hawaii. Oh the Philip no Brazil what's Polynesian what is that is that Hawaii? Yes, Samoan Samoan Samo Islands Filipino. No, no, okay. I'm gonna do I'm gonna do Filipino. I'm gonna change mine to Filipino I'm a bitch. Sorry. Go ahead. I missed one I'm bobby Filipino Filipino. Number one. Uh, tie. Well, I don't know the order. Okay. I saw I think Thailand on the sign already

Costa Rica what you heard wow That's a fucking Mexico, I'm gonna throw you crazy. Maybe I am Mexico I'm gonna throw you crazy maybe I am maybe I am you are crazy crazy like a trans fox um one more please yes let me do it you already got Bobby's list I missed one of Bobby's what do you got for me Thailand Brazil China and Samoa. Do you got Thailand? Yeah. Samoa, Brazil, China. I said Japan. Japan.

Japan. I'm not doing Japan. I shouldn't have done Japan because they got a lot of hairy things. I'm very hairy. I'm not going to say China either. It's quite a strange thing. I'm stopping my Asian at Thailand. Hmm.

Hmm. I'm waiting for one more, right? You need one more. Why do I have so far, Costa one more. I so far Costa Rica Philippines Thailand Costa Rica in Mexico Mexico's wild. I think you're gonna be surprised my friend It's my local trip Max. Yeah, Max goes not on the list a nice local trip But the far away you gotta go to Europe. You gotta go over over somewhere You gotta go to Norway. No, I'm going to say like what you did it. What

would Hawaii count when you were saying Hawaii. Hawaii would count. America. America. America. America. I mean, be patriotic. You could say America. You know what? America. Fuck. I want America. You can't though. You're always you can't. I'm American. You should have thought of that when you were being un-American, guessing everywhere else in the world. Remember you were defending those ugly Irish? You didn't even think about your country. I do, first of all. This country's giving you everything. I am the most patriotic in this room.

This country's giving you everything you have, every opportunity. I believe in this country, and I believe I want to change mine. I want to change my I want I believe in America I love America and I think that America has the prettiest trans women in the world not only will I say that I will say that one. But that's where it's on in lady voice. J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J somebody just tuned in. We're taking back the Zog machines, you buy, you buy, you don't even know Zog machine means. I think America has some of the prettiest trans, I'd say America. I have to say America.

I have to say America. Where are you taking off, Japan? I'll let you, I'll take you off Japan. Let me take off Japan and put USA. That's a, that's a cheat. That's not a cheat dude. You got a cheat, you got to look. Let's guys change this lottery card.

Do a moment though, you, you pick. Hey, take off my shittiest choice and now I'm living with Mexico Yeah Dude you got Zionist occupied government now my question what are Zionists? Are there people who live in that place in the matrix where the all-party naked? I think I believe so Zion yeah. I never know what Zion means when they say oh lie and act like I do But I don't know what it mean. What is a Zionist? Read it it's right there right over there and

It doesn't help what is Zionism? It's the development protection of a Jewish nation which is now is oh So it's they hate that's part of the Jew hatred yeah we're taking back the Zog machine Jew by Jew by Jew the white man marches on yeah it all made there was the whole time yeah right in front of you uh do you know by the way man for man doesn't say like a douche in the night wrapped up like a douche in the runner the night I learned that today too you can I just say something you saw one of five. You saw it on the list already. That's cheating. I don't know if he did.

We were all going to say Thailand. I saw Thailand. He saw Thailand. He admitted it. Thailand is, that's a good one though. I mean, I'm just saying he saw the way. We were both saying Thailand no matter what.

But you saw the list. It's fine. Okay, go ahead. Christine. Christine. Can I change one of mine? Can I change one of mine then? Yeah, go ahead. Go, yes, you can.

Spain. What the fuck? Take off Mexico. Spain. What Christine, you already saw the list. Are you crazy? Spain, put Spain, take off Mexico. That's, you switch back.

No, no, no, you can't switch back to Mexico. You switch back to Mexico. No, you can't. You're locked in. You just fight pop. Do you think Spain has this good ham. They don't have good transsexuals. It's a small country. All right. Jewish Jacob running things this guy. Sorry guys, I'm gonna land

isometric. In my older Jewish years, I'm gonna land isometric. Fucking sounds like Jacob. I think Robin piece of shit. Christine, should we hear the number five? God damn it, that's the one I saw. Cambodia. I didn't even say that one. Thailand, I didn't see. I just remembered that I saw Cambodia.

So racist. You said Thailand first, and I'll look, I think I just saw, that's what it did. Cambodia, I didn't know that was. No, I'm dying to know if the author of this actually put their name in Denizia fuck I took Japan off fucking you did you're an asshole you saw that you made me take it off because you're the one who said Japan I swear I didn't see this I only saw that first one

And I remembered it wrong Indonesia where the hell is that? Come on, dude, where is it you know shit like this. Where is Indonesia? Think and figure it. Think to yourself. India. Show yourself the work. It's an indian. Is that your final answer? It's their Indonesian. Where is it? Where do you think it is?

I want you to solve this on your own. It's over there. It's a good way to act like I do. What? You don't where is it? I'm a human map. Where is it? It's overseas where where don't show You already showed him for so it's N It's over there. It's over there. It's a good way to act like you don't know what you don't where is it? Where is it?

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Everybody is a Bo a lady boy playground over there. The mangoes and the bananas really give you a nice soft skin Christine want to go to Singapore and fuck a Yeah, I'm in let's bring Don you guys want a party with some he's go. I mean let's bring fucking Gap a glopeless would you? Area everyone They also ten the Philippines they also have oddly cut cocks. Does it say that? Yes, is there some of the most hottest and lady like available except they have oddly cut cox?

Shit, what a cute girl and what a cute penis and I don't mind saying that out loud. It's a cutie She's a nice person, but uh, and by the way, that was as hard as she got here. I'm not bragging But she got that hard in here just you know, I mean that is a guy, but with that asshole is that's that takes man crafts Yeah, it's the tell-tale son. Yeah, looks like a puddle Man, I bet you leave some loaths I you think you think the guys and women shit differently. Oh yeah sure. You think so? I mean the sum degree.

I bet you that's a fact you can look up. Do men have bigger poops than women? Absolutely. I say no. I say women. I listen. I've seen in some videos some ladies take some monster shit. So I don't know across the board, but I'm just picturinguring i don't know the max takes the biggest craps in my house max is poops yeah and i don't

know if it's because it won't go down. What? I have to. No, I heard you. I have hangers. When we get metal hangers. No. No, listen to me. No, you don't. I'll call dawn right now. I have shit knives. I have to make a shit knife out of a hanger because I have to slice it up. Like a, like I have to cut a shit up because it doesn't go down the toilet What do you do with the hanger afterwards? Dude, I hang my shirt back up. Oh you don't I mean I recycle it. What are you doing? I made a birdhouse with it Dude, we get shit hangers. I put it in the bag and I throw it out

Well, dude you get the hanger you fold it make a little knife, one side's the handle, the other side's the knife, and you slice up the poop so it can go down. Like, you ever go to Brazil and stay cal... You ever go to Brazil and stay cal... Same thing. It's on a skewer. Yeah, you just slice it up. With a sword.

You slice it. You cut it down with a little shit sword. I hate that. That you have to do that. Is that because that's the tiny house you're talking about? No, off the land. At home, I have shit and I've I've shit and I've hanging in the closet. There's no way with modern technology. There's no such. I know. Now I know that we don't have the best lady boys, but we definitely have the best plumbing in the globe. And that best plumbing in the globe. And that a young boy shouldn't have unflushable just shits. Dude, I'm telling you his poo, I actually talked to the doctor

about I've never clogged the toilet in my entire life with shit. I've clogged it with toilet paper. His shit are so big that I had to talk to the doctor and be like, listen, is there something wrong with him or his butt? She's like, it's because he holds it in. And when it comes out, it's your grandfather. It's just a big enough to have a personality. I have, I have some pictures of them somewhere, but they're massive where we, I've invented the shit knife, much like the flanker idea. I invented the flanker. I don't what's the flanker? We told you about the flankers my great idea That's coming me millions of dollars. I asked you to invest if you want to at this point, but you knock on

Oh, do you remember where I asked you to invest in my idea? What was that? The thing that releases you so you don't die from choking yourself while you jerk off What is it again? We lose a lot of people. Hey everybody, you're tired of losing your rock stars and favorite celebrities to them chasing the dragon of heroin by masturbating while hanging themselves. Well, now Big J. Oakerson Industries has invented, Big Jala has invented the newest innovation in Autorotic Esficiation. It's the release tab. If you don't acknowledge it every 30 seconds or so while you're masturbating, hanging from

this contraption, if you don't respond in 30 seconds, it will just drop you and you will come back to life. I was home jerking off, choking myself out and I heard my wife's car pull up with the kids. I didn't have to panic. I just waited 30 seconds, automatic release, and there I was, pulled my pants up, went downstairs and helped her with the groceries. Look at this, look at this Mount Rushmore

of Choked Jerk deaths. Wow, how many? Who's that? Lincoln Park? Lincoln Park. You get it too. Yeah. Isn't it weird that Chris Cornell? Williams and what's his name? Didn't what's his name?

I like that too whoever died from hanging I promise you had the birthday. Anthony board and Anthony board and I like that. Yeah, maybe he did. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's weird that they were all What part of a list it is that but they all died at the same What is the same time to around the same time if you hang yourself? You're jerking off. I think that if they hang people because they still do that some places They should give them the option of last meal or you can jerk off while we're in you. Yeah That like you'll die. Yeah, you'll die, but you'll die in a happy place. Well, that's what happened is they're jerking off body. Robin Williams did it too.

And then they come and then they, and then they like their body gives and they just flash knockout, you know what I mean? Where's like that instantaneous like, try and then they just sit there dangling and they die, they don't get their thing back. So, look here.

I know he was a suicide by hanging. That's like it's a choke jerk who's a jerk or dane yeah dude I'm telling you right now. I don't think it I think it's someone killing people No, it's I don't think I don't think they killed themselves I think that Anthony Boothane Chris Cornell and a few others were murdered Well the theory was that if if you they're heroin addict, they're replacing it with something else They also they also were all part of the theory was that if if you're heroin addict, they're replacing it with something else. They also, they also were all part of the, the 90s rap rock alternative scene.

No, there's a theory that they were all in on the, some Clinton shit. Lincoln Park. And they, no, Chris Cornell and Anthony Bourdain and there was one other guy not Chris Cornell. Mm-hmm now No, look it up. It would be any better Get up. It would be any better before that Yeah, I'm telling you he was any vet it was not gonna jerk off and hang himself. No, no, I'm saying Chris Cornell was not involved in some Watch here those fingers type and she's gonna pull something up now and tell you the facts. She's looking at prolapse assholes. She looks up what I tell her to look up guys. You never heard that theory. I mean, it's of course, it sounds like Jamie Foxx and Peter again, I'm sorry about the Jamie Foxx thing. Apparently he's

okay. He wasn't poisoned by P. Diddy? I said allegedly I believe back then and it was negative basketball. Anthony Bodaine and Chris Cornell were killed while working under God. We're in. We're. Well, no, look at the response. No, Anthony Bodaine and other celebrities weren't killed while working on a film about says the pedophafiles. Oh yeah, she R.O. Rork. Yeah, she's a petafile. She is. It's a girl. Well, she allegedly could be. It says, Anthony Bourdain, another people named in this post,

weren't even connected to a proposed documentary called The Silent Children. Yeah, this is just, listen, this is a bullshit theory. Take my unprecedented theory. They're all jerking off more likely why wouldn't she died too why wouldn't they say it the DJ I have an answer for that okay what why why would Anthony Bourdain married yes to a beautiful actress uh-huh I think she looks like

millionaire X wife good relationship with Made it why is he why is he gonna hang himself that way why for what he probably did drugs would be my answer I'm gonna be more danger heroin ever probably right who is that yes He did he looking for you're looking. Oh, yeah, I was looking this was another guy that died by suicide, but it says by broken glass Nice, how do you that baby? Just massive bleeding and it also says he was mentally ill and stuff so that's not choke jerk. No So good name for a punk band those choke. So if I don't have any more day was on the H but they said

Someone reached out to us and they said a lot of people do that because it mimics like the You fork feeling of heroin doing that Which sounds fucking crazy. I don't get it. I don't try this we can how much better could that be You're gonna put up a new surround your neck. I don't think anybody's found that off They're not around to ask But the reason why but you're like why would they so that it could be doing that And then the reason it's not said now that that's what happened is because I Don't think of anything if you say the words Michael Hutchins or in excess if an in excess comes song comes on My first thought is always like I as God died choking and jerking off and David Karadine

If you see him the second you see him and kill Bill you'll be like, oh, yeah He died jerking off hanging from when it becomes their legacy caret in if you see him the second you see him in kill bill you'll be like uh... he died jerking off hanging from it it becomes their legacy it becomes a legacy so why not just say it better to just go he had a lot of mental things going on and he was just like lost in committed suicide better than saying

he accidentally hung himself jacking off but did they do you know that they were because he they the people that hung themselves how do you know that they were because he they the people that hung themselves How do you know they all jerked off? Well, they won't tell us if they were caught like pants down their hands, so we're just assuming that but they could have just hung themselves No, the way that you Jerk off like that's like they it's all like a thing where they take the the like exercise band and put it around the door It's like how yeah, they take the exercise band and put it around the door. It's like how.

Yeah, here's the thing also. But that's how you hang yourself too. No, check in there. How do you hang yourself? You hang yourself high so you can't change your fucking mind. But no, who the fuck has a beam? Bobbi. Nobody has a beam.

You're acting like it's 1860 and there's fucking beams. No, I think it's, you deal from a tree. You're a rich people of beams and there's all sorts of. You hang yourself in a tree. Bobby, the point of the point of the hanging was, can you suppose something you were supposed to hang and almost like go out right away from like almost like a neck break? What I'm saying is I'm saying this that they rap, they,

they came up with an easier way to hang themselves. Nope. If you're hanging yourself for debt If you tell me someone's feet are swinging behind somebody in the air like that. Yeah, they hung themselves These door fucking ones where they're where their ass is almost on the floor just mildly not They're jacking off Bobby and I'm sorry. I know you just found Link Park and you think they're great But I'm telling you Jay and Jay Anthony were Dean was on heroin of course Jokey himself I'm saying this Jay Jay you're throwing in the jerking off part I'm saying the evolution do you know you have to hang yourself by a fucking tree?

You have to know how to tie a noose by a fucking tree. You have to know how to tie a noose. That's a hard no. Question for it. Question for you. Question for you. Did anybody tell you? I'll tell you why you hang yourself.

Hang on one second, I apologize, cutting you off. I really do, Jay. That's your show. But Christina, I'm back to you. You hang yourself. You gotta watch yourself. She's gotta watch yourself. Cause it's, she's British today.

And I don't fucking like this. She's siphoned out of the dude. She's brought to the show. We got Gustavis in here. Gustafis is here. I'm just submitting. I mean, you're already with him, okay? Listen, what I'm saying, I apologize, Christine.

What I'm saying is, don't you raise your eyebrows at me? How dare you? What I'm saying, Christine, is that the evolution of you, if I'm gonna hang myself, I'm not gonna go get rope, tie a noose knot, go to YouTube, learn how to tie a noose knot, throw it over a tree, and then tie it to the, how do you tie it to the fucking tree, and then put the noose around me, I'm gonna go, and I'm gonna, okay, the guys who jerk off, right, who hang jerk, I'll just not jerk and just hang. I'm going to wrap the thing around my neck, hang from the thing, put a little olive oil on the floor so I can't, it's extremely, it's unnecessary. You go to sleep. Struggle to it. But you don't go to sleep. When you pass your, when you choke out, if you get choked

out, I used to do it as a kid. When I was, when I was 13, the pass okay, they used to choke it, we used to all choke each other out. And then you'd pass out instantly and wake up your lips would be numb. You'd be fucking flipping around like a seizure. Yeah, which is nuts that we used to do that. Then happened to me from Dabs on Skanks, a couple months ago, remember? No, what happened? You never saw me pass out on Skanks. I did not smoking the dabs. No. Oh, yeah. Really? It's kind of scary. I want to see it. Because my hand eventually, my hand starts like shaking on a glass and then Lewis just like, are you okay? And I go, yes? Because it was just that like I was just going out. There's a new option. Jesus Christ, you're right.

Dude, don't fucking die. I was alright. Five seconds after. Hey, well listen, man. Yeah, no, it was dumb. Yeah, you know the show is done if you're done. No, they're not gonna let not Dan fucking keep this going. No, Paul Verrest is coming to take my spot. Dad, what's up, though? What the fuck? Did Jay's going on fucking here? Don't what's up? You cock suckers. It was a very Italian show before you. Oh, what's wrong with that? Nothing. I'm saying what the fuck you say? Yeah, what the fuck's wrong with that? You were going at it. Yeah, well, whatever.

All right, well, you got a fucking problem? I'm good for you. I'll tell you. What's up? Why they wouldn't do it? I think that's why they wouldn't do it. Because there's such more fun ways, especially for a wealthy person, to kill themself. How?

Name two. How? Why would you kick heroin and then kill yourself not by heroin do you know I'm saying like if you're like I'm checking out one do heroin that's one okay go one I'll give you one that was a good point one I come to you hat and hand that was one that that asshole was not as good as barely jays but i will say yes i can't have that was one one thing about the old bobbo when i'm wrong i'm wrong that's one give me one more uh... we're doing reasons why better reason

than just wrapping something around your neck hanging from a doorknob and passing out and the being with heaven there's just there's's just name one other one Jason, uh, letting your car run in the garage with the windows open, listening to music and just and you will just fall asleep there. You'll get slowly gassed and fall asleep and you won't wake up. You got to that's too good. Okay. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm probably strong by tell what else he's going to be hilarious and burlington for Mont this Thursday. Yes. July 20th everybody get tickets right now.

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