The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Feliz Hannukah

Episode Date: December 29, 2022

DJ Lou thinks he's bilingual, so Jay puts him to the test by making him speak both Spanish and Hebrew! ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm Big J. Okreson. And I'm Dan Soder. You can listen to a full two hour long episode of the Bond Fire on Series XM, or with the SXM app. It's easy. Go to SeriesXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Welcome to Hell, Julie Schnaf.
Starting point is 00:00:27 Yeah, what are we, day four, Hanukkah? Yeah, like the candles. Getting ready to rock. We let our menorah. Jacob, you doing the whole prayer every night? It's rock Hanukkah. I'm sure I think I can use Hanukkah. Ronika.
Starting point is 00:00:43 Ronika. But, yeah, my dad's hardcore. So, you gotta do the whole puzzle. We do it. Huh? I'm sure I think I can use Hanukkah. Ronika. Ronika. Yeah, my dad's hardcore. So you gotta do the whole poem. You do it. Huh? You have to do the whole poem. You guys do the cipher. Can you bring up the date for,
Starting point is 00:00:53 can you bring up the day for prayer, finitically for Dan the Reed? Can you make me so happy? Can you, can you also give a little gory context for us, for us not in the 12 tribes? There's a, there's a there's a different prayer every night I saw you guys got one president and then you moved on to the next day no you like candle I know you like a candle I didn't know
Starting point is 00:01:12 what it was for it that knows what you guys didn't I didn't know you did it at home and there's a prayer I don't know if you know this dude the presence only started in 1952 Bobby came to the market. Bobby gave me with 4 chance knowledge. Amalisa. Amalisa. Go, Jacob. I want to give credit to my mom who put me on to the LMU, and I'd like to say that I introduced it to Dan maybe. Lifetime movie now, University. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:40 There's a... No, I think Katie was in it already. Really? Yeah, Katie was already deep in a woman of good taste But there's a new one on now for the holidays. It's called Hanukkah on rye I have seen that dreadful. I had seen the commercial for it watching another Christmas Right. Yeah, absolutely. It's they go for Christmas movie with with Jews. They do Hanukkah caroling love Jews for Jesus. Love this love all of it.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Love crossovers. Son of a bitch. Love and DC characters are in Marvel stuff. Do they have the phonetic? Do they have the I call Jews DC characters? Everyone, the Christians are Marvel. You know, Jacob, I didn't say this to you yesterday, but I did enjoy Black Adam. I know it wasn't amazing, but I thought it was entertaining.
Starting point is 00:02:29 I just saw it. Did you like it? Yeah, I liked it a lot. I got to say it. I thought it was good. It's just a rock being the rock. I got to say this. I got to say this and I'm smart because,
Starting point is 00:02:38 well, I don't know, maybe the movie's the play to the kids. I guess, but Marvel has gone to a place that I just do. I don't know who these people are. Like Shang Chi, the ring, Dr. Strange. I have to give a shit for some reason. It's like going back to a restaurant you used to work at. We're like, I don't know any of the staff. And they start telling you all the things. I know one guy. I know Chris. He was a bar back when I was here. But to keep telling you all the things they're going to do. And I don And I'm not excited for them because I don't know what the fuck these characters are. DC still, DC still kicking around in the world. Dude, the spoiler alert, by the way, the extra scene.
Starting point is 00:03:14 It's already out there. It is. Yeah. Yeah. Superman. Yeah, Henry Cavill. So it comes out. And it's like, I got excited for that extra scene. I was like, Oh shit. Hell yeah. Well, to catch you up, DC is hired James Gunn and another guy who I'm not sure of. Henry Cavalier is no longer Superman. The rock just recently announced that they're done black at him for a while. Really? Yeah. Cause they're going to redo. They're redoing everything. DC's like going back to zero. James Gunn. Superman one. Superman Batman, flash, green lantern. Oh, Awkwell man Starting from zero. They said they might keep there's like a rumor that they might keep the suicide squad, but then
Starting point is 00:03:54 James gun was like, I don't know where that where you're getting that rumor I Think they might keep Cena as the peacemaker because that show was awesome shows And they're doing, they're just dead season two. They just filmed season. Oh, it's done. Yeah. So it's going to be coming out. But, uh, yeah, James Gunn is completely redoing DC, which as, oh, really, I like to, I've
Starting point is 00:04:14 always liked DC characters. He did a Guardians of the Galaxy. He did a bunch of, uh, uh, uh, yeah. He's a director. Yeah. He's done big stuff. I think he might have done, he got in trouble and he got dropped him. He will Disney dropped him because he had an old, he had old big stuff. I think he might have done. He got in trouble and he'll kind of drop them. He will Disney drop them because he had old jokes on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Yeah. And then now I went to DC. Well, they brought him back for the third Guardians of the Galaxy that's coming out. That's Marvel. Yeah. And then now he's, and then they announced that he's taking over DC.
Starting point is 00:04:39 He's going to be like the creative director of DC Comics. Really? Yeah. Maybe that'll be good. I think it'll be great. DC, that was DC's broad. You see that? that'll be good. I think it'll be great. DC, that was DC's broad. I wish they weren't rebooting and moving.
Starting point is 00:04:49 But there's shit, but there's shit they're still doing joke or two with walking Phoenix. Right, but that's in the, they're separating that almost from the world of like, it's kind of like what they do with the X-Men with Marvel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like its own kind of entity, but Yeah, I'm also not not excited for a Another person to take a shot at building up to like a Justice League movie again. Well, they were black Adam was like really fun Yeah, I'm gonna watch it cuz I love the rock. I like James God knows what he's doing though Jay That that needed a reboot. He's really great. All of it.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Well, I'll tell you what, man of steel, I'll never stop laughing. I love making Jacob laugh with that, but that's the kind of thing. If someone asked me, it'd be a quick answer, worst scene you've ever seen in a movie. It was kind of a cost of the day. Foot being stuck in a car,
Starting point is 00:05:40 and accepting his complete death. Well, maybe they can bring him back as Clark Kent's dad. Okay, Dan. Great news. Wait, now, so what does he have to say, the first? Did I do Red or Blue? Red. But then he has to go down and do the red on the next one, right?
Starting point is 00:06:00 Yeah. Yeah. All right. No, that doesn't seem right. What do you guys want? You guys want me to hit this? I know I should get my dad in here to hear Dan doing this. My dad would shut it to you. Jacob, don't you know if this is right? Yeah, no, it's right. It's not not where I'm just saying, like, keep going down like, uh, let's start. I've been playing God of War for the past couple of weeks, so I'm gonna be able to get a couple of these words
Starting point is 00:06:26 Lot of isms and valendings I got you know, okay, you're gonna do so great on this thing you're gonna read the red on all three of these okay On all three yeah, you got this Now where now there's no vegan I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:06:51 I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:06:59 I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. at all. Damn good. Yes, yes, dude. This is like black people telling me I can dance.
Starting point is 00:07:09 This is not bad. Good. Good. Go ahead ahead I think that's it now there's one more is that it's just a two yeah all right happy Hanukkah everyone and look me and you know I tell me the truth have you been reading Torah on the side maybe I know it goes right to left then Dan you've been digging digging on some tour lately. Maybe I've been getting into, maybe I've been getting into the prequel. That's what a scriptions call the Torah. It was less funny though. I thought because he did really well.
Starting point is 00:07:52 To me, Theravikrstink, you bring up a longer Jewish prayer finically and let's have DJ Lou Reedus because that's gonna be funny. My apologies, Dad. What you didn't know is you picked the kid that wanted to be Jewish growing up as a wife. You're at ease. the moment is finally here. All those other idiots wanted to be cool. I wanted to be Jewish in the word play and deals.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Get a mitzvah. Oh, God. They was going to call a woo a wike. Yeah, I was a like did. I was a woo. It's a white cake. Woo. I know. I'm laughing over there. My mom's
Starting point is 00:08:29 nervous. My mom's like, what is this? What is this? I go, it's a Yamaka. All right. All right. What do you want me to tell? I got a 49ers Yamaka. So much he goes, I was raised Irish. I've been hanging out with the fight olburgs. All right, Andy.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Andy fightal birds that I could come over and restore. But I'm just doing it once a week. Mom, I don't want to have a whole Michigan I was about this. Are you talking edition, my house? You giving me real fun. I'm here. You're giving me a good, good, good, good, good.
Starting point is 00:09:02 I think I just say it. Did you say what you think? My voice up there speaking, he's speaking Jew language. I Think The boys up there speaking Jew he's speaking Jew language She's driving me my sugar With the Frenching and with the Frenching and the gun she's such a Yanta got me down here asking me questions You got me Schvitz and over here Can you bring up please Christine Nice Long Jewish Prayer? For DJ Lou, I love that I've passed the test. You did good dude.
Starting point is 00:09:32 You whiffed a couple of times. I don't know if I would have done any better. I don't speak Hebrew. As long as I made you guys proud. But I kind of know what the accent is to the words. Does that make sense? Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:09:44 You did, I thought right away You were gonna whiff on a oddinoe or oddinai alohano alohano. You got really well. Yes I couldn't spell I know that part of the prayer. Yeah, and I couldn't spell almost any of that for you Christine I would love lo and lo to read it paragraph I'm by lunch. I'm bilingual. So this should be and Which role of language Spanish? You're not Blue
Starting point is 00:10:12 See James face the second You speak Spanish the second loose. See I'm bilingual James face no, I have to do it. You speak fluent Spanish as for dad. No, you don't see You speak fluent Spanish as for dad. No, you don't see Say my name is a little may I'm a Louise mother fuck more put a Now these are you throwing you throw a kitchen Spanish at me, dude. Yeah, it's a naka Quatro anos y Kalehiho y Everyday in real life with his fuck Call his ebelly
Starting point is 00:10:45 Get his ebell on the horn Did any of you go ahead? Sorry For what? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Starting point is 00:10:56 You mean, you're mad at me Why bad with with you? What are you saying? What? Yeah, it supposed to be like, why are you mad at me? I was a play star! Dude, I would love if we found out. I would love if we found out that fucking DJ Lewis is hanging out at like big fucking parties, speaking Spanish to the little kids. He's like, Mia!
Starting point is 00:11:23 Mia! Mia! Get away from him. Kiano, Ma Sangrilla. Mea, mea. You're messing around, get away. Do you think we're gonna put on Pearl Jam? You think Luz and Hiding, and he's actually Doolie from below?
Starting point is 00:11:37 Yeah, and it makes sense. DJ Lue might be Doolie. Cause I used to take the stuff from Logan. Oh yeah, he was, he could be surprised how bad Radar was in the 70s. Me, me, me. Early 80s Radar really couldn't catch us a guy about going 500 down the floor to keep me a more
Starting point is 00:11:58 called me go save your Spanish little girl. It's a bell. Is a bell's about to tell me if you speak Spanish. J's daughter who actually is bilingual. I didn't believe her either, but she passed the tests. She also interprets for you for your ex-mother-in-law. Yeah, yeah, what did she say? She called me a loser again.
Starting point is 00:12:15 It's brilliant. It's brilliant. Not losing no more. I ain't no losing no more. Say that, it's a spanish duo. Trace. Well, I do it. In any route, you picked up on the fact, I think maybe it was Reggie conquest at the live show said that Lou, Lou mentioned that he was like Portuguese or something.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Duch. You mentioned some country that he's never brought up where, that where he's his families from. Do you guys remember where we're drawing? Was it Lou? No, it's yesterday. Yesterday I was Dutch. Do you guys remember we're drawn was it Lou yes today I was Dutch Do you guys remember more dry thing there was no one's at the show with Ebony and she thought Lou was a Man in the world dude, or two news is though. She has sex with elderly Asians lose so you're doing Chong dong dude
Starting point is 00:13:04 You and Chong dong. It's a lot of brothers. Oh, what if I meet Chong dong he's nominated Gotta get interview with Chong dong man. I that might be one of my hardest laughs of 2022 What was when she just I went she was committed to the Yeah, like you remember how you laughed at Lou bailing on the EDM dance. Yeah, it's like your real laugh You can hear my like This my soul through that. Oh yeah. Your heart. Well, he's an Asian.
Starting point is 00:13:28 You know what? No, it's when you're, it's when you're gutting harder into a laugh at the same time. It's rare. Oh, man. It got me so good, dude. The EDM shuffle did get me like that. It was the instantaneous nature of it.
Starting point is 00:13:41 You made such a decision in, no, I have it on my phone. You get to three. You went one, two, no. It's in my saved videos. I can watch it all the time. It's overcome with embarrassment and I had to run away. He's just... No. We started our practice outside for more than a woman, by the way. I know. I was there. You get Brad. I watched you as move fluidly.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Oh, that might be tomorrow's show. Yeah. Yeah. Are you'll find out. Man, I forgot about y'all. I forgot that the end of the Christmas show, there's a little couple nuggets and new stuff. Oh yeah, yeah, we'll find out man, I forgot out y'all I forgot that the end of the Christmas show There's a little couple nuggets and new stuff. Oh, yeah, we did about a half hour Do we want to get Lou talking isabella is she here she on the phone? Is that her 911 7? Yeah, that's her oh
Starting point is 00:14:18 What is Isabella? Yeah? So fun fact Isabella. Yeah. Um, so fun fact. Uh, eight years of doing this radio show DJ Lou has informed all of us today that he is bilingual and speaks fluent Spanish. And, uh, so I wanted you to just have a conversation. Lou, it's my daughter. You keep it appropriate. But I want you to tell me in a few back and forth with Lou here If he speaks Spanish or if he's just like, you know Just watch door like fell asleep to door the explorer a couple times Lou you start the conversation When asked how much Ah, I see I see
Starting point is 00:15:02 ¿Cómo estás? Ah, así, así. ¿Cómo te llama? Me llama Luis. ¿Aye de donde eres? ¿Qué? ¿De donde eres? No entiendo, mamá. ¿Dónde me lo puse?
Starting point is 00:15:18 ¿Dónde me lo puse? ¿Dónde me lo puse? ¿Dónde me lo puse? ¿Dónde me lo puse? Es algo más difícil. is to it just like me with the Jewish doing better than I thought is about is about ask him some ask him some more difficult yeah this is first grade this is for yeah is about to ask him about his holidays
Starting point is 00:15:34 in Spanish please okay go ask that for now you ask ah a fantastical I can do it I can be nothing it could Actually, that could be nothing. It could be nothing.
Starting point is 00:15:46 It could be nothing. It could be everything. I don't know. What are you doing for Christmas? For Christmas. For Christmas. For Christmas. For Christmas.
Starting point is 00:15:55 For Christmas. You already lost you. She already dusted you. No, yeah. That one's for Christmas. The better than I thought. Oh my god. You held on, dude. Isabella. Yeah. One more like one's from the right. The better than I thought. Oh my god, you held on, dude.
Starting point is 00:16:05 Isabella. Yeah. One more like a three-tiered question, you know what I mean? Like, just to prove if he has a grasp of going. Something that he can't answer with fantastico. No rapido. Well, for boy, San Yorita. I know what that means.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Slow down. Oh, but still, dude. For that, how was your cruise? Fantastico! This is my friend Michelle, so I'm speaking Spanish one time, and I was blown away because she was actually kind of doing it. Well, here's what we forget about Michelle.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Michelle is about my crew, she's Spanish. Yeah. Yeah, like she's got like a... She's like Spain Spanish. Okay, well she speaks Spanish. There's all different kinds I've learned. That's the call. That's the call. Yeah, yeah, she speaks Spanish. There's all different kinds I've learned. That's the call. That's the call.
Starting point is 00:16:46 And I was a kind. Yeah, yeah, she likes to yell at the help. So it's about asking Lou, like, something he has to answer a little more complicated. Just put him on a swivel. Slow. OK. OK.
Starting point is 00:16:57 On a MOSFETs. What's the, I don't even know what questions they're asking. Like, it's multiple-peared questions. Luna, put it in a glue account. Can peered question. Oh, not that glue. Can you ask a question about Pearl Jam? Yes. OK. Forget the secret book that's a Pearl Jam.
Starting point is 00:17:19 What am I supposed to say? OK. It's about look at your phone. OK. hold on. Say it one more time. Okay, when do I tell you that pros jam? Oh, siento. I don't know what happened.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Just laughing at the answer. At the end, that's... Well, whatever 7 was, was an amount of something pro jam and Isabelle thinks he's a loser. I thought the winning was going to see pros jam make. Well, whatever seven was was an amount of something Pearl Jam and Isabelle thinks he's a loser And you said seven I said a hundred. I thought she met quantos. That's not what she said though Did you send him a question? Did you send her a question Christine? Yeah, TAS did she do it yet? Yeah, that was what I sent. Oh, that was the one. Seven. Fantastico. No. All right, so Lou, you have knowledge of Spanish,
Starting point is 00:18:11 but you are not bilingual. Ktart. Yeah, you're semi-lingual. Yeah, you're hanging onto a wing. Thank you Isabella. Thank you Isabella. Thank you Isabella. Thank you Isabella.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Happy Hanukkah, Mary Christmas. Shalom. Feliz Navidad. Okaykah Merry Christmas. Shalom police love it. Uh, okay love you Adios I might what a good kid. Kaya. They Madi Kohnis. Whoa. She's gonna daughter a faggot. No Wow Did it shut up faggot my daughter? No, I can't say that daughter is plural. It was plural YouTube Faggot. Oh, so now me my daughter and day and her faggot's wow That's not really the climate we're in right now. Lou. Wow. Whatever a play game. You're privileged. Except the Embray
Starting point is 00:18:57 You happy? Except the Embray is the answer Jim McClure is ripping wallpaper off his office walls right now He's just fist through all. It's not acceptable in any language. Yeah, good job, Jacob. Jacob, you heard that one. Jacob, we're going to be the champion. Maybe it's not okay. It's Louis.
Starting point is 00:19:15 It's not okay. You know, you can probably make up for it. Nailed this Hanukkah prayer. Yeah. Yeah. I'm pressing if you could So Christine did you find the trailer for yes, I did you're supposed to be tri-ling well Well, I found a sneak peek
Starting point is 00:19:34 There's a trailer or just a sneak peek. It's like a it's a minute and twenty seconds. Whatever it is Hanokon, right? Yeah, and it's a whole it's's a whole, it's a whole, it's a whole Mark Hallmark channel, dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sorry. It's the HMU. It's all good. Sorry. I believe it's different. It's different. It's like, you know, you gotta tell some all you have. It's a red or a white, you know. A little bit different. You're right. Lifetime is, but lifetime's red wine and the hallmark is white wine. Well, well, hallmarks when I need a spritz and just something easy and light. I like time I wanna get purple teeth and cry about stuff.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Kristi, this is too phonetic. I wanna like how the hand had. Okay. Oh no, no, no, no, I'm sorry. Go back, I apologize. Well, it's too late. It's too late. No, it's just good.
Starting point is 00:20:22 It's too fucking late. Cause it did have it written in a... Yeah, but he could also cheat and read the other one so should I find it without that? Yeah, I don't want Luthor Cheek because clearly he thinks he speaks Spanish and that was a lie. Do you want to play a stole? Okay, do you think you're gonna do well on this Jewish person?
Starting point is 00:20:38 I mean, it doesn't rub off the way Spanish does. Dan, you're sidestep of that. You're gonna do it instead of play a stole, you went, okay okay do you think you're gonna be able to don't even know and no no problems with that whatever you're yelling at me it's nothing whatever that Southern Babel is yeah damn dude took a real shot at my daughter today damn I cannot believe you said that to his daughter I think I think. I think my We're I get shut up. Patatous Tell me the man's daughter to shut up in front of him. I'm a pussy for just sitting here I mean no, no, no, no hands'm a pussy. Yeah. Oh, I just started
Starting point is 00:21:29 watching it. Lujas stole my soul. Is it good? I'm digging it. Yeah. All right. I both through five episodes yesterday. Is it violent? Yeah, they kill people like crazy on the show. Really? And it's a good story. All right, I'll check it out probably. I just remember when I came out during the pandemic in 2020, it was like the trailer kept being like, I'm the tornado and you're the trailer park. Ugh.
Starting point is 00:21:57 And I was like, this is so dumb. Yeah. But now I can, I'm gonna probably, now that you can binge it, I'll check it. Yeah. It must be dark and good people talk about it like They're really big. She'll like a breaking bad or something. Yeah, it's like an American telling novella. I think oh What some violence?
Starting point is 00:22:15 That's not a good stuff. I mean fucking maybe in cell at there DJ Lewis in it DJ Lou Kramer DJ Lewis in it DJ Luke Kramer. He's that he's that Look at that. These are the same three. Okay, I could do that Okay, the same three. Yeah, it's fine though. That's fine It's a Hanukkah reading for refugees or the traditional belief of the Hanukkah lights We had night four years. Are we he's talking about prayers or what do you guys sing it? I know you guys talking about I use people like to sing it go to the top of this right there start there and you can just start going down the We're going on the list All right, okay ready. Well, please be so to teach music in the back
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Starting point is 00:24:07 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, It's the guy screaming at you. How'd I do? It was actually pretty good. You're nowhere near the end. It's timed up. You know what I was doing? How it's doing always. It's used to do the prayer.
Starting point is 00:24:29 I used to practice it, and that's what I was recalling. The ones you know. These are slightly different. Go ahead and move on to the next. But, by the way, can I just tell you, Kid Shannu is a great wrestler name. Kid Shannu? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Good name for a secret guy. Like, there's only brag about his duty as somebody still paying tribute. Yeah, I like it Kids Shannon go ahead and continue What? What's the word? Where do you, where's Chachinano? Point to it. Chachinano.
Starting point is 00:25:06 She. Yeah, you're looking at the wrong, alright, you skipped, you skipped. Oh sorry, he's trying to say who performed miracles for our ancestors in the days of the years. You skipped that one up there. I skipped the hard ones. No, you just got, you have to do them in order. Where, Shisaneno?
Starting point is 00:25:19 Start with Shisaneno. First of all, you're not pointing to the weird side. I do this one. But I already did Baruch at the that. That's how they all start But a barook at ha adonia Lohenu Millic Halom
Starting point is 00:25:37 Shiasa Neseem La Avonino Viminu Baiaminha Haim la avonino viminu ba yamin ha haem ba tz man ha zen Mazatov! There you go, wait.
Starting point is 00:25:53 There's more. Third verse. Exhausted. Same as the first. Same as the first. Baruchaton Adonia. Where's the aton? Point to the end.
Starting point is 00:26:02 There's only three times in this. You haven't gotten that one yet. It's just certain. It's bizarre. Baruch Adonia. Allore. Where do you see blue? Where do you see an eye before and A there? Adonia. Adonia. That's not what that would be. Is that it's Adonia? No. Look at the way it's spelled. A.I. at the end. Remember we have a friend to hitchhiker? Adonai. Adonai. Adonai. Adonai. I think I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
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Starting point is 00:26:29 I don't know. I don't know. I You're doing it buddy. The Higianu La Zee Man. Okay. Jose. Yeah dude, we let go back there. I said, I'm riding that bike the whole time. Amen. Man. You can speak too language, but you can't read nanny. We got it dude.
Starting point is 00:26:56 We got it. Check it on tape. Yeah. We got that locked in. We got it in. Back it up. Send it off the press. Let's lift up the birds.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Let's get out of here. I tell you too, I text your girlfriend. I wrap it up. Send it off the press. Let's lift up the birds. Let's get out of here. I tell you too, I text your girlfriend. I said, does it look like Spanish? She said like a few words. She's honestly a little bit like that. Did you hear her Spanish girlfriend? Malfoy, the Hota. See, that's what I mean.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Louis is picking it up. I would say he's much better at speaking Spanish than before Michelle. Notice all the words he knows. He knows how to hate homosexual people than before Michelle notice all the words. He knows he knows how to hate Homosexual people. They have a very passionate lifestyle. Yeah, he cares to me I worked with guys in the kitchen for 10 years and that's why I picked it up at the door my daughter shut the fuck up I mean he really did He told his bill to shut the fuck up use guys. What did I do? I just sat here. I did nothing. I was an observer
Starting point is 00:27:44 I was an observer you could have an observer. You could have stepped in You were also a wasp back there so not as much as me Excuse me. You think I'm gonna tell you how to handle your family business I think you jump in there wouldn't let somebody talk that shit about you. You're family. I'm riding with you So I'm letting you make the first move Then I see how I'm gonna react and see how I'm a back yet. This is a honking miracle. It is.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Jacob, yes. Could Lewis take it for a spin? I'd love to. Oh, yes. Black blue. The original juice, everyone knows that. If you listen to the car, it wasn't that black Israelites,
Starting point is 00:28:21 they're like, we're the actual Jews. Yeah, what a way to prove it. This is for Kanye. Knock me out of the park for Kanye, dude I'm gonna do my best Do music atah adona hello in you Malek a Olam asher kid Chanoo B
Starting point is 00:28:44 Mitsvotav, V, Isvanu, Da, Hadlik, Nanshev, Hanukah. I got to say it was pretty good. You know what, Jacob, I tell you, I share is my Jewish name. Yeah, I, it's a member of the ZGR AS H.E.R. Yeah, I suppose you've been Ash Eroker's and do you know what I'm fucking oh my god that guy would have gotten laid so much sure oh my god you fingers were permanently have bathed you to have permanent bathtub fingers all pussy you get
Starting point is 00:29:21 God, Ash Ero would never settle up next to Christine. Asher, Okerson. No. I should have went Asher Rosenberg. Well, I would have beat a star already. Hmm. Asher Rosenberg. Asher, Okerson.
Starting point is 00:29:35 I don't know. Asher, Okerson. He was fucking Asher Rosenberg. Asher, what the fuck? You're not Jewish enough. Asher Rosenberg lines. Yeah, you'd have a lady with a nice Williamsburg address Absolutely and a fat ass and big gnats
Starting point is 00:29:54 That's one thing about the tribes big gnats dude heavy-chested ladies You know the fat ass and big gnats. The reason your mom has to be Jewish. get a big old titty. No other man could see her hair. Her natural hair. Actual hair? Hide it. Why is that? Why is everyone hiding their hair? Because do you look at your own,
Starting point is 00:30:12 do you look at your own bitches hair? Go play with your fucking long braids, you stupid store. A black loop, please. Continue. a black blue please continue but I don't know Elohen you mele haolam Christine stop putting your nose
Starting point is 00:30:35 she asha nissim la avoten you You We emote and you Ba ya meme ha haim Buzzman Kazoo Dude damn good black Lou Mean you should get mean you should get a bar mitzvah together I'm down do bar mitzvah's What about my boy you want to get bar mitzvah? Yes, are you ready to put in that kind of work?
Starting point is 00:31:05 Fuck you. Damn, fuck you. You're gonna sit home and remember your huff tour while you're learning Muffilines? Don't do this. You know that the tour will become before Muffil. Is it the tour I just thought? Damn, why are you not prepared today? And you go, sorry guys, I haven't dig in deep into the old test.
Starting point is 00:31:22 God, guys, I'm getting into Jonah and the whale. I'll get in a whole bunch of stuff. I'm doing deep dive on the old test and I just not been sleeping. I have just been going through scrolls, sea scrolls, all the other stuff. I got a lot going on dude. Did you know there's no false idols?
Starting point is 00:31:38 Crazy. That would, we will not worship false idols. Crazy. Do you know how homosexuality is tolerated in the Jewish community? You know the Jesus was just a guy. Did you learn that? Where is tolerated in the Jewish community he from the Gs which is the guy do you learn that where he's where he's saying Christine it is it's just a complete duplicate the Torah is the Old Testament right they're interchangeable yeah I know I know I'm not 100% positive but I'm pretty sure yeah yeah Jews wrote the Torah
Starting point is 00:31:59 and then Christians came along wrote the sequel yeah and then every and then there's been offshoots all ever said yes and some people say Godfather Jesus the best. Some people say Godfather one's the best. Yeah, and then after that everyone made Godfather three. And then they made the saga. Yeah. And then the goyum just took that. It really is like Star Wars where they just are like
Starting point is 00:32:17 a Clone Wars rule. Where did the Korean come in that? The Quran? The Quran. The Quran. Around the same time, the Quran might vest profit on it
Starting point is 00:32:27 no I wonder if that was written before the Torah or after the Torah there's a few of the same years they may have to I think it was the same year they made rocket launchers the kids could carry you know lightweight this is going to redefine the game. Yeah, I think it came around the same year as Clit Circumcision.
Starting point is 00:32:46 What if I told you you could take those helicopters out of the air? Hey little boy, Mary Christmas, Mary Karanmas. Wanna stop Santa from flying? You wanna take Santa from two miles away? In the name of Allah, fire. Happy early Ramadan. Hey kid, don't tell your mom I tell you. He's just from your friends in the United States. Go liberate it from these Russian
Starting point is 00:33:13 assholes back in the 80s. Your mom was your shoot's got my out. Yeah, look up. What's that Jacob? Oh no, you've gone, I had a Michelle. Like you were talking about, uh, Louis Gal, and he was telling me that she was heckling him during the live show. So Folly was trying to work. She was like poking him and, and, uh, and heckling him from behind. Truly. Yeah, he was on stage.
Starting point is 00:33:39 It was throwing off his game. He was telling me that yesterday was not throwing off my game, but it was just a trying to. It was an added on. No, she doesn't care. She was on stage. It was not throwing off my game But it was just a trying to it was an edit on no she doesn't care She wants to tell me things like we're on a date so she's she's tapping my knee trying to be like Where is Colin Quina? Where ever the fuck she was saying and I'm sweating her away like Stop and at one point I go stop needing things and what did she say she didn't care? She was in her own world. all well sick Kite modicon She was like summoning she was summoning somebody from across the room like come here. Let's talk my Jesus
Starting point is 00:34:13 Great dude, she's a mayor Get over here because that's my guy up there. He's running it Play his song for you play a song. Well, look spoke to the delegate. Lou put on I will survive for this girl. She's got to get Jacob's men. Don't listen to you. I can't. I can't.
Starting point is 00:34:33 I can't. It's just play it. So comfortable. Play it, buddy. Posa. Come on. She's 20 bucks. Come on DJ.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Come on, Duke Box. Come on. Play a song. I want to play song. She was fine. She did cross. Oh, I can't I don't want to blow that what happened during the show She was crossing our arms like this at one point like like finish up Jacob Can we I don't know yeah, you don't know I'll text you don't know. I'll text you later, buddy. No, I gotta hear this.
Starting point is 00:35:08 I don't like what he says doing. No. Sorry, sorry. No. Sorry, I couldn't. Sorry, my performance didn't hit her. I think it's a fucking cute record. Talking, actually, talking Raccoons make me so angry.
Starting point is 00:35:19 It was prior to the performance. What? Raccoons are grosses. I got their hands. I don't like the little hair. It was prior to the performance. Rakuza grosses. I got their hands. I don't like their little hands. They dig your undergarbage. He's creeping me out. He's eating a ladle.
Starting point is 00:35:36 Stop looking at me. What you do? Yakuob. Go back in your yorkish car. Yakuob, why is everyone okay with yakuob being inside? It's like a wakun She was fine. She was fine. I'm just fuck around. I love you bunny number two. Oh Funny part, too. Yeah, buddy do a lot of good watch before we go to commercial. We should watch Rion toast Yeah, I was gonna say the video the girl a man to PLZ
Starting point is 00:36:03 Ooh, yeah, I was gonna say the video, the girl. Amanda PLZ. Let's just give a little taste of rye on. Of course. Honaka on rye. It's a countdown to Christmas. Now featuring Honaka. Your mom's addicted to pain pills, but we're not gonna bring it up,
Starting point is 00:36:18 because it's hallmark. So put it in. It's fine. Lift it up a little. Tying it in a hit. Showing them how to open up. And turn. lift it up a little. Tying it in your head. Should show them how to open it up. And turn. Is it like a analogy for sex?
Starting point is 00:36:31 Yeah. You've been living here a while. My great grandparents moved into this building straight from Ellis Island. When it still looks like that. Oh, look at that. Yeah. That's just a little bit.
Starting point is 00:36:41 They bought all three apartments. God, it's horrible. The way those movies are made are just horrible. Yeah, it's trash ass He really like Did you see the you know the actors get super excited? Damn dude, it there's the trailer down down. I heard Dan and Katie on Huntington down. Yeah, we watched a dog shit movie on Netflix called California Christmas That's right. It was impressively bad.
Starting point is 00:37:06 I'm going to watch it. It's so bad. There's a sequel apparently. What's a California Christmas? California Christmas. It's fucking horse shit. Make zero cents. Do they surf together?
Starting point is 00:37:16 No. It's very little about California. In fact, it's actually Northern California, which is supposed to be like county. Nobody up there looks like the sun's van. No up there it looks like that. Sun's van, I can. No. But it's casted. Play this, this is the trailer. So you're a Jew and you don't like Christmas.
Starting point is 00:37:33 Ha ha ha. Oh, you. That's gross. So this is Gilbert's, huh? All dated. In a city of 18 million people, how do you find the one? I've signed you up with a very terrible voice over voice. Yeah texting no email. What's left? Writing letters? Can you imagine if people still use the matchmaker? I bet it's nice to get to know someone on a deeper level
Starting point is 00:37:57 It's a new romance with an old world twist Uh-huh, so the matchmaker was right. Hanaka on ride. Zero, tell me zero about that movie. Yeah, what? Got it, just really gets old ladies pussy's wet. They write that, that's what brings it back after his direct amies. This is the channel that killed my mom.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Yeah. It just watched until she died. Yeah, my mom watched until she died. Yeah, it just turns your brain to gelatin. You can only have it. It was my mom too. It was just always on the homework show and then we'd come in and then she would forget
Starting point is 00:38:26 our names all of a sudden. Guys, I'm just gonna let you know that if Trish starts walking watching Hallmark, don't fucking tell the cops. I was lifetime. Like, he's watched stuff and they're like, don't know. But my grandmother keeps it local. So it's always local news or something shitty on during the day.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Nice. Keeps your sharp and it's going on in the county. Find out what's going on in the county. Keeps your nice and apathetic towards me. Christine, you have that video of the Amanda PLZ. Yeah. Thing up, this was, I watched a couple of seconds that this might put it on and I was like, oh, can't
Starting point is 00:38:58 percent of this show us. Yeah, it's another, it's like someone's coming for a summer range title. Don't say that. she still text you every day Yes almost you still get random video calls from her no, that's good no no random video calls But definitely she sends me she sends me Instagram lives Almost daily and maybe it goes to everybody she has an arrest on how it works. I genuinely think in her head, this is the shot out. You're her shot out.
Starting point is 00:39:32 I'm her ticket. You're taking out to your her kernel. What a preshoveless. What a pressure. She you put her on stage for like in front of a crowd that she will never be in front of a crowd that big ever again. Yeah. Should I just tell her she's performing overseas and just fly her one way ticket to somewhere she can never get figured out of getting back from them? Like, yeah. You just send her to like a... So it's got you a big show out in Istanbul, Turkey. Here you go. Come on, you...
Starting point is 00:40:00 You go up the top. You go up there and I want you to do your best. Sing your heart out. She's like crazy kid. I'm gonna go through and we're gonna do your best. Sing your heart out. She's like crazy kid. I'm gonna be back now. And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Be sure you are. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:12 We already watched this one. Yeah, no, I saw it. This ain't it. Oh, and I don't have it. Amanda P.O.Z. It's in the bonfire DMs on Twitter. P.O. tighten up Titan up Titan up Just a couple on YouTube Amanda PLZ
Starting point is 00:40:30 Uh, it should be more recent than that. Yeah, I sent the tweet Go down Yeah, I look that was the most recent let me look at it. Just go to YouTube type of Amanda PLZ If I could read better. Yeah, dude. Oh, the last one I sent you was Mark Mark Wahlberg's breakfast, which we have to watch. Yes. That'll be a phone we have our guest and by leaves.
Starting point is 00:40:55 I mentioned we have a David tell. Oh, yeah, Pablo Escobar sent us the tweet. It's the third one up. But yeah, it's on YouTube Amanda PLZ ask for days ask for days it's called yeah and our guest is Ian Finance and of course the great David tell yeah David tell gonna be performing at Caroline's final headliner crazy uh ever at Caroline's very fitting very fitting though very very cool David tell it's so cool that that's the uh that's the way they go out.
Starting point is 00:41:26 But yeah, then I guess New Year's Eve. I'm gonna go down Wednesday to watch Dave shows. I leave Thursday. Next Wednesday? Yeah. You coming? Hey, I might get down. I would actually really like to do that.
Starting point is 00:41:40 I really like to see Dave tell it at Caroline's. Yeah, come over. Maybe we'll play some video games and go over together. Yeah, like, sweet hearts. Cause we get back, I think we get back to his different ones. I'm not gonna say you were, I'm not gonna say you were. I don't know, I'm not gonna say you were. Till the very news, our last live show,
Starting point is 00:41:53 until January 9th. Two weeks, two weeks. Two weeks. But we got a bunch of good stuff, you know? A bunch of good best ofs, the crew never let you guys down over the holidays. They make sure that you have a whole bunch of stuff. I mean, think of all the time you gotta think now about losing these pilingle and then being disproven moments later.
Starting point is 00:42:11 What? Tighten up, tighten up, tighten up. This is Amanda PLZ. Yeah. Ask for days. Yeah, it's just like take us right to the hour. God only knows what this thing's capable of. It's going to, Dan.
Starting point is 00:42:23 Tighten up, tighten up, tighten up. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You don't know that. It's a good camera. You know you got ass for days. Shake that ass, Shoty, as if you were getting paid. Shake that ass, Shoty, if you want to be a star. Shake that ass, Shoty, get a bruh- I really do find it like really hilarious. Now when this was on World Star Hip Hop, the whole point was they were showing and they're right. Every time she does a laying on her back view in this larger A-she's wearing, her fat pussy lip just falls out of the
Starting point is 00:43:05 side of her panties. She's like one of the ladies that Jenny strips with in Forrest Gump. Yes. Absolutely. Oh, man, this fucking sad lady. She's a five with a decent body. This was like, this was a porn VHS that you could buy for $3. We're just giving it away.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Here's the thing, you're not supposed to see the hillbilly princess that everybody wants to fuck. Do you know what I mean? You're not supposed to see her and have her be raided on the world scale. Here's the thing about the hillbilly princess, it's all regional. So in your hilly town of No Teeth, she's hot, but you put her against a mega metropolis, like New York or LA, she's gonna get buried.
Starting point is 00:43:51 I mean, she's, I don't know, let's guess, she's in her like late 20s. She has fucking the tits of a mother of four already. Yeah, that could be a West Kentucky 20, we don't know what's going on. You're not wrong, it could have just lived some life. Yeah, that lady's that way she got tattooed smack dab in the middle of a chest like her boyfriend knows where to punch her in her chest to restart her heart. She's the iron man.
Starting point is 00:44:16 Right. Huh? Those are braces, right? I don't know if they're braces or some sort of grill, but it's probably braces. I hope it's corrective. I think it's brazen. Oh, I do. I hope there's rubber bands. Look at me. I'm taking the situation seriously. So this is a part of the video where she's like, see through underwear, wrapping at the camera,
Starting point is 00:44:35 and the guy in the back's hands and pocket, he's like, gotta get this goddamn truck stuck out of this mudditch. You can also full blow and see your nipples. You see everything. It's see through. Wait, or pussy lip falls out. But she looks like a ghost before it's dead.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Like that thing comes at you and you're like, yeah! She looks like a colonial daughter of a war soldier. Yeah, I'm like, oh, no. Ghost, but then someone just put her in slut clothes. Did we build this target over your grave, Trish? Not now. No.
Starting point is 00:45:10 Her tits are hilarious. Let's hit let's hit this let's hit this playboy Oh I mean she's the confidence is I mean she got a car car like a good ass. I mean Good legs. It's just She's doing it like she's a video hell I mean to know her that's not true the back of her thighs are doing a weird thing She's a terrible butt. Yeah, she does have a terrible ass. It's a terrible. Yeah, it's like two bags of soup. Yeah, you got to see it when she's standing up. It's yeah, no. Come on. Just because there's a lot of movement, you're getting taken off the prize. That's what it is. Yeah, you get lost in the juggles. Yeah, you get lost in the juggles, which is what she wants. So it's working. Who's this guy?
Starting point is 00:45:59 Who's that guy? That's a little bit of a... Yeah, go back. They absolutely call that guy gay. And this was his one chance. Dude her tits are big and empty Right, she could be a mom Yeah, that milk might have been suckled out, but then don't do this. Oh You know what she is she's like if you're horny at target working at target, this is a great get. You go, you know, I'd fuck that girl in electronics. Right. She's a girl. You don't talk about it, but she sucks you off in like a bathroom that has an unfinished wood door. Yeah. You're just kind of like she's got a plug to it tissue paper because there's no actual door knob for it. Look how her boobs are resting in that brawl. Just ready to spill on over. They're empty. There's nothing inside door knob for it. Look how her boobs are resting in that brawl. Just ready to spill on over.
Starting point is 00:46:45 They're empty. There's nothing inside those tits. And then the guy, what about the guy, we never talk about this, the guy that's pussy with her ass hole. Oh, that was full ass hole. It's not that it's ass hole, but you see where the discoloration of ass hole
Starting point is 00:46:58 is inside of it. Yeah, there's a pink, it's like in the lines. It's like having those beads over a door. Yes. You're like, you're not stopping what you think you're stopping. I see it, mostly. You see the lines of ass hole. Good, Luke.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Do you do a little shit? Turn around. No chalping oceans and I'm working on the holidays. It's by my booty so insane. If I took my smellful layman, yo, from the Habbat, you place, ooh, I am so cruel. All this ice on me say that I am telling you the truth. Don't know what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:47:24 What ice? You're on a hood I see our fucking pussy lip hanging out. I was full She's a beefers she can't keep her contain damn man do another take man. Yeah, go back Go back. Yeah, someone better catch that video village Wow, you got a ball. You're I'm trying to pause it good, but it's Yeah, it's her whole beef her hanging out. The hair The guy that's whipped by her Yeah, the guy that's like running this money and like making her a star. I don't think she's I always think it's the other way around
Starting point is 00:47:56 I think it's you by him. I think no I think they're just doing this stuff and they all just like face fucker daily It's just she's like a dummy that they're like, yeah, yeah, we'll film a video for you. By the way, with her buzzing head right now, you see her right arm grabbing the top of the head. You still just in the slide? Oh, because she's gonna slide off to the right.
Starting point is 00:48:17 She's hanging off for dear life. You can feel her right at this moment being like, oh shit, oh shit. She goes seriously, be honest, I was freaking out. My pussy come out because I had to hold on. Yeah, I was slipping a slide all over her. Yeah, she can't fix her, she can't fix her pussy. And there's no one there that she trusts enough
Starting point is 00:48:34 to put her pussy lip away. So she just accepted it. And the two girls behind her are laughing at her. Yeah, laughing at her, I believe. No one takes the seriously, this is a joke to almost everyone involved except her would be my guess I mean look how much that thing is out it was more out that time time. Take that ass out of you.
Starting point is 00:49:07 That's if you was guy pie. Look at her dirty ass feet. It looks like she's a tampon string hanging out of her pussy. At the bonfire, SXM will tweet it out. Oh boy, this girl is Now she has to be at a some degree just strip her obviously she's popping in Yeah, she was 15 years ago. I don't know she could still be fighting taking non-commission fights I think she's like 22. Oh, no way that's true. If she's 22 then, I mean, she's an outdoor human. I was probably saying this though. She's so, that's a tough 22.
Starting point is 00:49:51 There's no way she's doing it. See how chance she's 22. I'd be surprised if she's not, I'm surprised if she's not 32 or above. Yeah, she's never escaped a rainstorm if she's 22. So it's not just a dumb, young girl. We can't blame it on that. I was sad. Oh, she is. It's like a full blown adult lady. All right, geeked nation with
Starting point is 00:50:08 33 in the middle. So we know her, we know her label. But I want to see, is there any other story about Amanda P. L's it P. L. Z. Yeah. Amanda, please. Amanda, please. There's got to be some more information about her. 22 is rough. If it's 22, I'll donate to her. Find her on, find her on a... I'll donate if she's 22. I'll be like, I'll just feel too bad. Oh wait, dude, she has a personal response to identity. Who's identity?
Starting point is 00:50:34 I don't know. But I do wanna see what that is. I would like, if she has an old-timey British voice. I would like people to know that I, my singing voice is different than my speaking voice. It's not on the show. It's Florida. Oh, yeah it is. She's covered for the title for sure.
Starting point is 00:50:52 Damn dude, her versus some rain is fucking Frasier Ali. Well look at the, what she's presenting on her YouTube page that there's so much. She looks so different. What, here? All of them play that But it's not on the share screen so you know yet It's not why is it not sharing when it says it sharing. Oh, what do you think I lied to you? But I have a feeling this girl could fight Yeah, Laura does just a powerhouse for artists like this. Oh, yeah, without a doubt. It's a factory. It's a hit factory
Starting point is 00:51:24 Yeah Amanda Kent aka Amanda please artists like this oh yeah without a doubt it's a factory it's a hit factory yeah amanda kent aka amanda please and i am a dj entertainer music producer and brapper also a student here at u.s f in tampa alright my major is civil engineer get it amanda i'm here to discuss i said you look like an outdoor person. She is like 22. You're not wrong but that is a rough 22 man. That's a rough door. She could be grad school so she'd be like 26. I don't know whatever she is. She better be doctorate. Yeah really. She has fucking baggy tips. Her personality is not what I was
Starting point is 00:52:00 expecting whatsoever. No I I think if the debate portion of the contestant heard in Summer-Rain, she's walking over Summer-Rain. Summer-Rain, bye. I don't even know, I'm about to bite your nose, bitch. And she's like, okay. Yeah, because I'm an engineering student, I'm a trusted engineering.
Starting point is 00:52:19 I'm trying to engineer a pair underwear that can cover up my fucking right pussy lip. I'm asshole. That thing crawls out like a soldier. Go ahead, keep playing. It's not my colon. Leave your white deals on- Sorry, I thought I had double. Identity and how- my personal reflection reaction statement on how I feel.
Starting point is 00:52:43 The word identity is coined in today's society and what people's reactions are to it. So I, I, I think it's to me is a figment of my imagination. And yet it is also the very core of who I am. I think she does have racism. First of all, she did a hotel room doing this. So she is just waiting for these guys to show up to gang plow her again to pay for the studio time. Does she now? Yeah. Of course she does.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Good job, Christine. Could you please look up Amanda PLZ Only Fans? Leak, please. Do you think someone will leak this poor girl? She's gonna leak everything. She's gonna leak everything. She's gonna leak everything. She's gonna leak everything.
Starting point is 00:53:21 She's gonna leak everything. She's gonna leak everything. She's gonna leak this poor girl. She's gonna leak everything. She's gonna leak everything. She's gonna leak everything. She's gonna leak everything. I think so. Damn. To some degree. Okay, just keep a little privacy. Inky playing her talking though. You guys are going to find out that I'm on chat roulette. Oh. You guys can trace that back.
Starting point is 00:53:32 There you guys. Did you guys think it's like the clip of, uh, who's it? Fighter in the Kid with the Leo Realized? You can save snapchats. Yeah, you guys have to. Yeah, but that stuff stays forever. People can save it forever. He goes.
Starting point is 00:53:42 Nah. Yeah, dude. Totally dude totally goes we go to commercial breakers we don't have commercials on a podcast because uh-huh just brain like fuck fuck can you guys talk about something for a minute I have to go stare over this way yeah I have to go wonder which highway I could jump on I'll go turn it up just talking'm just talking about our identity still. What's important to me, my values and things like that, and also to find the confidence to say, I'm a brown asshole, and I don't care who sees it.
Starting point is 00:54:14 She goes, sure, my tits look like ziploc bags covered in skin. And these are black bags. Are your tits me to wet cardboard. And then you're in your class and you go, I didn't know that was you. I'm sorry. Did you do the work on the group project? This has heard a bunch of Asian kids come to civil engineers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:37 Play it. And I know who I am and I'm confident in who I am. There it is. Do there's a braces talk. He caught it there first time. And for a second. I in who I am. There it is, do there's the braces talk. She caught it there first time. And for a second, I know I'm wearing a Yard shirt. Wait, if you think for a second, then I'm not gonna take a look at myself
Starting point is 00:54:52 and understand that I'm the boss' bitch. She hasn't her only fans profile bio, it says, guess my age. I mean, I don't think she wants us to do that. She would win the carnival prize for me from that one. I don't know. She's making carny's ears bleed. Go ahead, guess my age. She goes, oh, man, just take the giraffe, dude. Anything from the top level. Do you want the picture of Obama signed this? I don't know,
Starting point is 00:55:19 take whatever you want. You're saying join this. She's full of him porn. I can't find a leak. You're saying join this she's full blown porn. I can't find a leak I tell the full videos in my DMs two dollars a minute big cock sucking and fucking in solo play damn That's my bio It is but that's different. That's for Facebook That's my fucking Facebook market profile hang on I hate asking for help. I really do I need everyone to help to finance the asking for help. I really do. I need everyone that helped to finance the next music video. I can do customs, etc. It's not gonna pan out.
Starting point is 00:55:51 If you're like, what'd you do to make this music video? It goes suck a big cock and fuck a big cock. You guys, you don't even want to know. Yeah, don't do not ask. Um. Her Instagram is oddly like... Pretty vanilla?
Starting point is 00:56:04 Yeah. Her Instagram? Yeah. Um her Instagram's oddly like pretty vanilla. Yeah Her Instagram. Yeah, don't look up my only fans Dan. Thank you spelled You Is it Amanda please her only fans name to no, no, Dan. Thank you. My only Well demand to please music actually that's you. Well, to Amanda, please music, actually, that's so funny, her only fans, to Amanda, please music. Look it up as that at Amanda, please music.
Starting point is 00:56:32 I did, but I'll try it again. Okay, I love you already, don't I? Let's do, oh, it's six o'clock. Let's do, uh, right six o'clock. Yeah, bitch, we have, we have guests. What's happening? The fall apart. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:56:44 Amanda, please. We're gonna take a quick break. We're gonna be right back with David Tell and Ian finance. It's the bonfire. Last live show of the year, dude. That's your buddies. Yeah, that's got to work. Hey guys, thanks for listening to the podcast, and always remember, you can go to seriousexam.com slash bonfire for a special offer to hear us on the actual radio as well.

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