The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Fully Loaded (feat. Dan Soder)

Episode Date: July 5, 2023

Part 2 of the time the great Dan Soder returned to his loving family for a day!

Hey everybody, I'm Bobby Kelly. And it's Big J. Okerson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just the podcast. Hey, guess what? For full episodes of the Bond Fire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Alkerson and Robert Kelly. This is that shit ass song I was telling you about. But his brother.

Ha ha ha. Why did my brother have to die? Someone should mash it up. It's really so that he goes, something wicked this way comes Steel away my brother's life. I feel like Jacob dude. Is this how cold you guys keep the studio all the time? Yeah, it's always cold I've done nothing You gotta make it warmer in here. It's fucking freezing

I think it's the chain. What they just pat like this is an ad. You're right over the you're over the right over the vent. They finally am Jacob stop screaming over zoom. You're like it really worked up. You're so good. How would I know about that? Every time we turn you up he's like hey you fucking assholes over there in

the studio. I'm not dreaming. Go shoot a guana as you psych a path. Jacob you get screaming. Jacob you have to do it. Fader work work. There's friends yours about to die in a bubble in the ocean pussy Whoa Those dreamboat you love are about to eat shit except right now Lou the best drop in the world works perfectly when Jacob's on zoom the It's my favorite. It's my- if he can get it right, Luke can convince you that Jacob just dismissed what you said. What is it? I like when Jacob's... Ehh...

Here's a little sex thing. When he comes... Ehh... Ehh... Oh, my favorite. Yeah! I actually tried to come like that now. OHHHH!

Don't look like you almost done, I go... Ehh... Ehh... Ehh... Oh my god. Oh my god. Yep. And I was like, yeep. Don't like you almost done I go My god, yeah, yep, and I was like you up. I was like you yep. Yeah Constantly bonfire Dan that's a woman who's getting fuck fire husband while disgusting. He knows it. You showed it to me. I know His

Everything Everything everything yeah You just giving you the new he's showing off where you're like it dude fucking solo The jam did no this in sky-rizzy have the two best hits Lou are you about to fucking crush a Mountain Dew surge? This and Sky Rizzy have the two best hits. Dude, are you about to fucking crush a mountain dew, Surge? I don't know, what it'll do. What will do to me? Is it alcoholic mountain dew? Yeah, rip it, dude. I would. Dude, you can't even-

Oh my god, I've never felt more jealous than right now. You've rip into a mountain dew. Get into a dizzy. Why are you looking at me? I was burping because of the snacks. Hard dew? What is it? Is it taste like Mountain Dew? Oh, that did not look good.

It tastes like... For loco. Blackberry brandy and Mountain Dew. Let me take a sec. It's not cool. I know, just testing. That was not cool. Bobby wants to get back in the game.

I'm not. I might watch, pal. Ha ha ha. But if Mountain Dew, alcoholic Mountain Dew brought Bobby back, that would be the funniest thing. It would be a violent comeback. His bloody. He's beat the shit out of everybody in here.

That's funny. You see a trail of mountain, hard mountain Dews on the floor on the way. Oh no. Oh no. Body get into the stash. Hey, Melissa. How's the ozampic going? Side effects. Side effects like nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, That is fucking crazy

That you have those drops that would fucking send me flying I The one jg you want me live in fat or dead and thin No, you guys you guys go back just go back to CrossFit. Don't think about yourself for a second party Just go get your stomach taken out like BK Christine I'll tell you we haven't bad it around we're injecting each other's I was like, Christine, I'll tell you something we haven't batted around. We're injecting each other's bellies with this oz. Maybe instead, let's do the needles and suck things

out of our bellies. Oh, I see if that works. Listen, why? No, I'm saying we're just the syringes. Just see we'll pull something out, too. Dude, just go get the bellie taken out. I don't want to go under if I don't have to. Dude, it's a day you're done. Next week, walk around. You're eating soup. I look good. Eatin' bone broth.

Second on a fudge, you can. I looked into a cosmetic thing a while back and I didn't go because of the amount of paperwork they slapped in front of me. The biggest paperwork thing was saying like, my family won't do anything if you kill me with anesthesia. Yeah, do this.

I'll do all the paperwork for you. That's do this. I'll do all the paperwork for you That's smart. I'll fill it all out for you. You just show up the day of surgery Mm-hmm. Get you half your stomach taken I'm on I don't know if I'm overweight Generally, I don't know if I'm overweight. I'm worried dude. It is a tough answer. This is this hurts, doesn't it? I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this to you. I don't think he is I don't think he's big enough.

You might be right, you might be right. But I think Jay's like three months of CrossFit classes from me and just absolutely. You're not gonna, because you're half. Get off the ozampic. Yeah, look at that. Oof. Get off the ozampic dude, get off the needle.

You guys are better than the needle. I mean, you got new teas dude, you're perfect the way you are. Why? Because me and Christine, you know, Christine did point out the lack of sexiness though in both of us, because you have to go and just grab your gut fat, and, it's Christine did point out the lack of sexiness to them, both of us, because you have to go and just grab your gut fat

and then it's the other person's stabs you in it. Really? Christine did not feel good. I would never. I saw her face, she was really like, I thought you were all. If Donneve said,

hey, can you put this needle in my gut, I'd never fuck her again. I'll never, yeah, I'll do it, but we'll never have sex again. I bet we have to do heroin. If I do this, We have to do heroin if I do this we have to do heroin Can you grab my gun and check a needle in it? That's terrible Just aside from the article I sent you what that it has the phenomenon of creating flat butt and flat face

Because the you're losing Jeff Cavaliere says the problem with those impact is you're losing fast you're losing muscle also so god help if you ever go off of this you're gonna have last muscle so that means that weight can go back on fast because muscles what burns fat well not you exercise still what was that you're gonna have you exercise in now we push up since sit up, shook, exercise.

Every day. No. But I wanna do weights again. I'm gonna buy you, can I buy you guys something for the apartment? A little, the band thing? That's a push-up thing? Okay, I want that.

You're one of those guys. It's nice off of them. I mean, just accept a gift. Say, yeah, throw it out, I'll never check. Yes, okay, fine. Well, I mean, the reason you're on Ozenbuk is because it works fast, right? And it's like effective and it's the whole thing.

It's not even a cheek drug. I'm not on it because it works fast. I'm on it because it works generally speaking. I don't know how fast it's gonna work. Ozenbuk! God, what a fucking jam! He's doing it for a... Big farm has got the jams right now.

This is SkyRizzy, do you know the Sky Rizzy joy? Oh, nothing is everything It'll spin your fucking head. Yeah, I'm beautiful the side effects don't affect you at all that stuff is popping out It doesn't even affect you right what's popping out the article that your face is gonna look like What's that ass your ass looks like that? You're your ass looks like what is you're gonna get pancake ass But I came into the game with pancake. Ah you were born in the shadows. I was born in that game molded by it The flat butt belongs to me. Yeah, I was looking to get a fat ass from this dude I wish I wish you had a fucking big old dunk. There was a woman in Starbucks with me and Christine one

I said before right call those empty box. Yeah, when me and Christine went. Oh, that's right. It's called those empty box. When me and Christine went into Starbucks and the way here, there was a woman in there wearing pants, full coverage pants that I can only describe as pornographic, Christine. I mean, I've never seen, they went in her, like you could have convinced me that maybe she had them painted, you know, people do that, but they were pants,

but I've never seen that they were up her, like meant to be like a per-ass crack. Pretty wild. Damn. Just a store. I Stared. I didn't even like when she left the store. I was facing the door. Like I didn't even Christy was behind me getting the drinks together. And I was just looking at her ass. I'm like, I think this is why you did it, right? Yeah. You know where pants like that go. I'm like, what are you staring at? Was it a nice ass? It was a big it was a big huge BBL, it was a big, it made you.

But it was like, yes, it was on its own. Yes, it was a nice ass. Um, yes, I'll, sorry. Here's what it is. What does it look like? I want to know what a Zempo, but. The pictures, the pictures, uninteresting, you're going to see a woman who's just like,

doesn't have like what a JLo ass, I guess. Because I think that's because they lose weight so dramatically, everything just looks. Yeah, Jacob, that's the other thing too. These are coming from people also too who are coming. You gotta remember, this is really been given to like, we were talking today like Zac Amiko, Zac Amiko, what should get on this?

He should do what I did. Zac should not do, uh, uh, he should do a hundred percent. Well, he's probably good for the medicine of the diabetes. So I mean, Zach is like, you could do both. He needs your tongue and double down. He needs to do everything you possibly do. Double up.

Double up, dude. Guys, Zach, they're going to give you the works. I've had to talk with Zach. I mean, a serious, you know, man to man, because I did the, uh, I did a horror movie with him. Yeah, it was a book show. Zach and Nico's book show. Easy.

Midnight's book show. That's not what I did. Okay. Castigial, not your promise book shows. Uh-huh, nothing. What do you got to fuck it, say about that? Nothing, I love book shows. Whoa, what are you, what the fuck are you talking about?

But you talked about what? I had to talk with him, I was like, dude, you got it. Whoa, what the fuck are you talking about? But you talked to him? What? I had to talk with him. I was like, dude, you got it. Because he had a hard time standing during the scene. Hmm. I mean, to do the lines, like in between lines, he had to sit down.

He's fucking hilarious, too. He's the best. He's so talented, too. Yeah, that was great. And he's one of the sweetest human beings ever for being one of the most vicious roast Joe Greiders out there. Yeah, we'll help him out. Oh I think you just need to get on the sky Rizzy

First monitors near plus Modern I think these were on the moderate to severe Blacks' riots. Dude, Goddamn this song, fucking rules. Nothing is everything. Free to bear my skin. Thanks to SkyRizzy. Oh, there's a different version of it, but it still slaps. I'm celebrating life where you're skinned.

That's good. It's different though. It's just to be packed with my life where you're skinned. But they always keep the hook. That's good. It's different though. They change it up. But they always keep the hook. I like consistency. Right here it is though. It's not an ozampic. It's not an ozampic.

It's a cover. It's not a cover, Dan. It's a priority satire. This is a weird This is epic. The weirdo, yeah, of TV medicines. We're having a big, big, big pharma. Sorry, this is the Bob Dylan of big pharma. Yes, guy, really.

This isn't hit me like ozempic. I'm telling you, nothing is at this. It's not hit me like ozempic. Because also the problem here is like, you don't see the pro, like ozempics start talking you about the I like that they give you that goes and maybe you'll even have a little weight loss That's what they say they go maybe you might even Maybe you look like four and six months maybe maybe you'll have abs maybe listen who knows who knows you may

Maybe if you don't have time music in the strictness is like weight loss Maybe if you pre-diabetic or help you but maybe but they don't have diabetes, you can restrict this, it's like weight loss. Maybe if you pre-dye back, it will help you, but maybe. But they don't show one person, maybe not. In Sky Rizzy commercials, they don't show one person with scaly lesions all over the street. They show the resistance. They show the resistance.

And then they clear it up. So I'm gonna tell you right now, moderate the severe plaques or ISIS. Jay, it's a big deal. But they never, they never clear it all up. Do you ever notice that? They always leave a little bit of redness because it doesn't work. They always show it to manage your expectations. They do a little bit not on people that I've seen they always show

I didn't come on here to have skyrizzy bashed well, I feel like you did you sent yourself up for it to I mean you said it was Comparable to ozempic and it's the hit which wasn't that I don't know why lose sandbagging me the real sky-rizzy hit you called that a fucking ozempic level hit Are you out of you? I mean, I love you, but that's not ozemp it That wasn't the real one and I'll find the real one and I'll shove it up You've been doing since you left this show taking sky-rizzy not stop You'll notice that my mother just severe plexer eyes. You'll notice I don't look like a lizard with my shirt off anymore Is this the version? Yes, that's it like a lizard with my shirt off anymore. Is this the version?

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I don't know how to do it. Now that she doesn't have moderate severe plexa, I say she doesn't have to grow her bush over her big-scale elysian The fucking serpents you She gets you shaving their pussy and then the purple gashes are gone Nothing is everything Jay. I gotta be honest. It's not hit me. All right. Well then it's not for you I don't know let me hear it against those epic again. Blue juice me up. Oh Zampic is a

I mean, yeah, I think I say dude. I guess homage paradise sucks also How did you know I love the you know I love the thing the ink? The ink about the ink Well, just don't get flat butt because both of you have great wonderful round butts who does Jay has a flat butt now flat ass already I have a flat ass I lost my ass when I don't know I'm not getting the fighting features her ass when I did the weight loss I lost my butt you did I had it Yeah, my butt's bad now, but I'm working on it. You can work on your butt. You're a good

But person she's more of a huge hoot scale. Yeah Christine got a good butt Christine's all tit Tit one tit She's one tit. Tit, one tit. She's one tit. She's one funeral of tit separating the two. What's the end game? How long are you guys gonna take this for? You have to take it for nine months.

I think the rest of our lives. If they get off it before nine months, one of them will die. What? Yeah. That's fucking the song. Listen to the ring. You're not listening to the lyrics.

I swear to God. You only listen to the commercial version. You're gonna get a whole thing. It's dirty dark in there. It's pretty fucking dark and twisted. It's not, you have to do nine months, right? You're not listening to lyrics. I swear to God. You only listen to commercial version You know It's pretty fucking dark and twisty You have to do nine months right nine months no, well, you have to do a pregnancy You have to do you did you read the directions? No, did you guys get this from like did you guys get this from like doctor Nick Rivera and the Simpsons?

You can stop whenever you want. I don't think that's true. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Because like, if you have bad side effects or anything, you just go off of it. And they said also you like, say you lose 30 pounds in whatever four or five months,

you can go off of it and see if you can maintain without the drug. It's just a lot of people like, don't change their habits. It's like a dumbest thing in the truck. Again, it's like the wording of things that are always like, get people worked up. Like, as soon as you go off it,

you're gonna gain the weight right back. Sure, if you go back to eat, yes, if you eat with bad habits, you will definitely go back. But if you eat normal as you've been eating for whatever months you've been on the thing, you're gonna be able to eat. To get to the point where you have to use those Epic. Yeah.

And then you could always go back on, he said, if you want, or whatever. Right. But I don't plan on being it forever. But I do like give myself every time I shoot up Christina, treat like a drogo. I like the one little drop come out of the needle first and then I jam it in. Everything he eats, he burns. He burns.

Christina, I'd say what though, the two needles I've given her, first two needles I've ever given in my life. It's really scary. It, Christina, I'd tell you what though, the two needles I've given her, first two needles I've ever given in my life, it's really scary. It's hard, right? To stick somebody with something. It's, I got it now. I got it. Like, I got it.

It doesn't, it, I feel like she doesn't have a reaction of pain when it happens. So it's like, it does not scare anymore. I'm inflicting it. You guys, you guys should play this song while you're sticking each other. Dun-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un. And then she'll Christine lift me in a wheelbarrow. Yeah, you guys should play this song while you're sticking each other And then show Christine lift me in a wheelbarrow To do to do to do what if you guys run out of junk what if you guys run out of a supply? You have to get oz. Zampic

A Zampic and Times Square you got to go to Mexico He's like a Zampic I got a Zampic Give me a little bit give me a shot. He's watching us. I got a little bit. Give me a little bit. Give me a little bit. Give me a shot. I'll tell you, I'm looking, checking my blood work and conveniently away from quitting everything. I was on testosterone for a minute. They were like, you got to come in for blood work

before we give you a re-up. And I'm like, yeah, that's like way out of the way. I guess I'm just off testosterone now. What do you think, so dark? I'm sorry, you're doing T2? You didn't know that before. He was on the juice, dude. What did that do? Because everybody's telling me that I know.

I didn't stop that, but I was on a for a month. What do you mean it's gonna be a problem? Is that true? Bert's taking it easy. He's love it. Bert, by the way, shoulder and back is fucking like, it's crazy. It's crazy.

Jesus, you aren't testosterone you get out you be too alpha again fuck you talking about see and I'll tell you where they want to appreciate this attitude is that you're new little clubhouse with the attack with the italian they love that she expected you cocksack Hey Bobby's here baby you being a little aggressive how long have you being a little aggressive How long have you been a what do they call it for motorcycle clubs are you you have how far what's it called? Give your prospect. How even prospect in yeah?

Six months give a bottom rocker Bobby tried to get out of the city early one night because you went to swing by for like some kind of Bananza they were having a No, they had a no they had a um and people tasting it was a game night got a cool tasting it's a game night was game it's a tail on the focus not so nice uh no they all the guys who killed sure I've been fucking listen I'm in coming out to this song pop a love mom bow

the song fucking all the guys who kill animals the deer elk They have what they put they bring all their meat down to the restaurant. Oh, yeah, Casalezo. Oh Casalezo's on by Paulie Casalezo Fucking Gins and they all the fuck And they all the fuck. He takes the meat. J-Train to you. He's fucking ginsos in their meat. He follows my mom.

And they take all the meat and they make dishes with it. That's pretty awesome. And then everybody goes like 60 guys and everybody goes and they have all kinds of meat. Bobby Misty drove by and they were shutting the lights off. I did it, Misty. He missed his deer meatballs. I was bummed.

What, what's the fee is per year? 200 bucks a year for the Italian American club. What are you there? You go. Is it a cigar club also basically? It's a 24 hour place that you can go. I'm going to find out. I haven't been initiated.

Six months? They don't tell you anything? I'm getting initiated. Well, I joined six months ago. I haven't gone. Because I'm a member of the cigar lounge, cigar Republic, which is my 24 hour cigar lounge, it's up the street, which you'd love. You'd love hanging out there.

So I usually go there, but in the summer, they all go to the Italian American Club because there's an outside with TVs and they hang out on the back and everybody's over there. So I was like, How did they check if you're Italian? You have to whack somebody. Yeah, you gotta kill somebody.

And you gotta make a sauce. You gotta make a sauce and kiss your mom. Yeah, you got to kill somebody. You got to make a sauce. You got to make a sauce and kiss your mom. They ask you how you make a sauce. You don't have to make it. How much you love your mother. They check your lower back hair. Yeah. You took your chance. Your tramp stamp. Dined into the ass hair. Just enough. You're in. He runs. He goes, okay, it's thick enough. Oh, feels cool enough. Oh yeah, welcome to the club, my son. Then they check your chain. Yeah, are you gonna get a chain?

I have to get a chain. Are you gonna get an Italian horn? I got, no, I don't have to get a, I don't have to get a horn, but I have to get a chain. Just a necklace in general. And you're the necklace? They go, I don't want you coming in here with a naked neck. Or a pinky ring.

I need a ring. Oh my god. And you got a cook in like a V-neck white t-shirt. Yeah, a wife cooking. Not a wife, a- Not a wife, a- I'll pay you a ring. Oh my god. And you got a cook in like a v-neck white t-shirt Not a lot of speeder. I'll pay right neck Max better knock that sad shit off before dad gets home from the Italian American club. No son of mine's gonna be listening to that fruit music Fuse me to the sad fruit music Well, they they it is a different place than this cigar lounge. The cigar garlanges little more champ. They have like a movie room, a poker room, and the guys a little more relaxed. I heard that they're they also

have a poke hammer room. Yeah, I heard they got cameras in the toilets. In the first floor they have a yes. Asian massage power. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. On the first floor there's a massage power. A hundred percent. I've never been sure. I've never been Teen blue. I've never been I sweat nice big Good, nah, I've never got in there and had two fingers in my butt I've never done a table shower and pick good on all fours Yeah, then you're missing out spending all this time with Bobby is guy lives in adventure every week

Do you know just last week in Chicago he was human traffic first of all what? He was sexually human traffic from He was face fucked by a guy a Russian guy Here yesterday. Oh, yeah, we told you about oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard about your little I didn't let do anything experiment What an experiment? I don't experiment You just want to see you older I don't get older. Bobby. How do you know you're not gay unless you find out if you hate it Bobby also as you get older tastes dull new tastes bloom. Yeah, you know, you know, it's very salty Cock first of all both. Yeah, I'm I've never done anything and I miss that

No, it was done to you. I agree. Don't take the blame. You didn't do anything. Yeah, no, you're a victim, Robert. I'm not a victim, Daniel. Bobby, it's not your fault. I'm not a victim.

Bobby, but it's not your fault. Listen to me, Bobby. It's not your fault. You're about to be taken. I'm traffic. Yeah, Bobby, is there a big rushing man in the room? Are you wearing something sexy? You're about to be taken

Close to the over the show is and I really Wanted to say we all had to start thinking of me and Dan witness Tiffany had a oh we can come out to her theme song What happened because I want I'll be honest. I saw you guys having a blast. Yeah, it's a photo tour and everybody's there It's a photo tour for sure I'm gonna feel like this weekend when Jay's on it with Lewis. It look fun. It look a lot of fun I was home with the family which I love but you guys are riding bikes and oh man. It was there's me Me and you on the bike. Yeah, that's me with big daddy Oh man, it was there's me on the back of that me and you on the bike. Yeah, that's me with big daddy

Bert is the bell and not being able to ride a bike Sin Man, it was just like go though. There was something to do every day which was good and bad like some days It was you some day you wake up and like I don't want to do anything now you guys first Are you on the bus right yeah, we're on the tour but we use me Jay Bert and Pete his assistant so you so you with Bert. Yeah, we are on the big Big dogs bus. That was a good guy. It was fun as hell dude Because we just the bus is barely the thing by time you go on the bus you bullshit for 30 minutes when it gets moving And you don't go in your bunk. How was the bunk? It's great. There's only there was only four of us so everyone had

Full size. Did you guys go on top of each other? I went on top of Jay. Of course you did. Yeah, because you're the top. No. What? It's just less dangerous than Dan Collapses on me than the first guys like walkin' bully? Kahahaha. Kahahaha. Kahahaha. I'm just sayin'. I'll go pure safety here. Bobby, if I could, it was out. I've gotten in those things. I've been on the third of three straight up, like where you were up to the promo. Yeah, when we came out.

Yeah. I was, I've been in that one before. That's a lot, that's scary. Legitimately been like, okay everyone, but it's pretty weird you're puttin' the heaviest person. Like in the most, you imagine like, it's just two levels of crashing down. Dude, but it was a moment, there was a moment because we did four stills queens

and then we drove the Baltimore overnight in the bus and then woke up at the arena and Baltimore and then just hung out there all day and then did the show. But I woke up first, right? And Bert had to do morning radio. So him and Pete were gone and then I woke up and went out? And Bert had to do morning radio. So him and Pete were gone. And then I woke up and went out and they were having like a Zoom meeting. So I just had a soda and I just went and sat

in the back room of the bus, just like looking at my phone and then J gets up. And we posted it on social media, but J gets up and he's like, dude, I tell you something. Oh yeah, this is great. He goes, I, no, I asked you. I go, dude, don't say I have to get off my chest though.

Yeah. I gotta tell somebody, because it was so good. And he explains to me, he goes, dude, I woke up and I went to the bathroom, the bathroom door was locked. I couldn't get it open and I had to pee. So bad that I ended up peeing in this cup and then dumping it in the sink.

And he's telling me this, like, four-on-confessionally. I'm going, I'm going, like, dude, I feel like, should I feel bad? I don't think I've got to do this. And then I, and then I go, I took everything out of the, well, let me say that, like, for on confessional. I'm going, I'm going like, dude, I feel like, should I feel bad? I know I'm together. The things are expensive and I go, I took everything out of the, well, let me say I took everything out of the sink.

And when I was, it tells me the whole process. It's locked, and I'm even giving the excuses already that I'm like, dude, because you notice that thing, like when you're not sure if you can piss, somehow you can hold your piss a little bit longer while you're trying to figure out where to go.

When you get up at a bed and you're like, I'm gonna go piss, your mind's like, I'm pissing. You gotta piss. And then, and then. And then, and then, and then it has to go. When you get up at a bed and you're like, I'm going to go piss, your mind is that like, I'm pissing. You got to piss. And then you're on a moving bus and there, it has to happen. The door is locked for some reason from the inside. So he tells me this. And then I have to tell him it happened to me too. I woke up and went to piss and the door was locked. And I had to pee so bad that I pissed him to a cup of dirt stuff out of the sink, dumped it in and then you both did it. and then wait wait so yeah we go we get for crab feet so we wake up to have crab and we're all sitting around as they unload the crabs and Burke goes you guys you guys you guys gonna piss on the bus in the sink you guys piss in the sink last night like I was he could ask the question we were like

I don't know and he goes he goes goes, no, I didn't even answer. No, we were just like, well, he's like, because I had to. I don't know what was going on. The door was locked or whatever. And then he'd, of course, the one person who, the fourth person to get up, figured out, I was just locked from the inside

and like broke a Q-tip and just opened the door. Pop the door open with a broken Q-tip to the thing. Now, can I do a bonfire reveal? Yeah. There's a good chance I was the reason that door was locked. Pop the door open with a broken q-tip to the thing now. Can I do a bonfire reveal? Yeah There's a good chance. I was the reason that door was locked I Pissed earlier in the night in the bathroom fine and then I went back in the door was locked and maybe when I was fumbling around I accidentally hit the lock it happens though. I've had my house He said that and I was like crazy who would lock the door?

And I was like fuck I did piss and then I went back and it was locked again. Man this is the best part. You guys shit in the sink? No shit. No so. So here's the thing when Dan was like my cup is a- Overfold? No. Because he has too much in life. He's club over his cup.

He's club over. Jesus loves me. It was behind the cup. He put it like he hit it behind the coffee maker like rinse it out and everything. It's a solo cup. And then mine I rins rinse everything off white things down with paper towels, stuff the paper towels in the cup and through it in the garbage.

And then I told them, his was still out, I go, I go, just throw you in the garbage here. Then I threw a couple of other things in the garbage, then later that night, I tried eating a piece of pizza, but the ozepic was kicking or was just gross or whatever, I just took a bite of it. I was like, oh, I go, that's really not good at all. And then I took it, it burned, and peed her Peter there and I opened the trash thing and I thrown the trash

thing again and they were like what are you doing I went I throw on things in trash you go you think that's the trash I go is that not the trash and he goes it's the cooler for the drinks and stuff we were throwing the trash this cup, look at this. Pissed cups in the pool. Yeah. Pissed cups, so, uh, fucking pizza. You're just fucking throwing it right here. The pizza was the worst thing. The piss cups were rinsed out. That was an issue. It's still a piss cup. I know it was a piss cup. It was my bus. I'd be upset.

What's a piss cup? Always a piss cup. Once pissed, touch that cup. It was a piss cup. Oh, if it was my bus, I'd be off that tour. It was my bus and some of the day, I go, you can't just keep doing pissed stuff and the cooler, we're supposed to be ears. Can you give me the pros and cons? I mean, do you have to sail a pros?

No, the cons or I, I couldn't sleep on a tour bus. I could not sleep. And then we, I can. I found a tour bus the most relaxing sleep ever because you're rocking. I like it. You'll get scares me is that what you think for a second, if you have to make sure your feet are the right way.

It's probably gotta be face in the front. They gotta be face in the front because I jumped in one night when I first got on the bus and the guy came back and he was like, you have to switch up because we had no accident. I didn't want that. Mine the very first time I was on it, I laid like that like facing on my stomach

and they were like, yo, like gotta be facing the back. The, the, the continuing treads on the roads. So yeah. And I was like, the guys falling asleep. And I look way too much, I look way too much like Cliff Burton to not worry about that happening. Where I was like, dude, don't black ice me. Don't you fucking black ice me.

Oh. Oh. And then, and then it's like in the dance Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, It's fucking great. They rule so there's not that but like your the calm would be like you're sort of expected to do some things for content Which I get I can make it that job You're generous generously that you're like of course I'll do but wait a second you wake up and they're like crab feast You like that wasn't what I was thinking But I want to fart in my bunk and lay around look at my phone But how you are you and then everything you do it's like super fun that you do

Being an influencer. Yeah, you're a major influencer major influencer and I I understand that you do have to get up and you got to do stuff man I was at the cure concert last night. I took some video. Yeah, I gave it to Christine because you're an influence We need to influence people especially the bonfire fans to not go see the cure not go see that Houches sad melancholy hunk of shit. If you're a cure fan, you can avoid it at all. I wouldn't go. I would either.

We are telling you right now as a health measure, do not go see the cure. Your son will stay home sad from school. Yeah, maybe I have to stay in England. If you're God forbid a casual fan of the cure, stay home. Yeah, I wish Jay told me that when I said, I'm not a fan I didn't know I said I don't want to go and then I was like that's what got me

I did I did light up when the he had the spider web on the back yeah I did D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- stepson of one of the men yes of the stepson brian zaz is maybe think of it that's a lot of the british billionaire has been very active on social media stories blown up around the world go ahead and the first thing was please keep my family in your prayers that's the right thing to say brian was back on twitter wednesday first asking as followers to continue to continue to think of his family writing please keep my family in your prayers however thirty minutes later is attention shifted to streamer and only fans model. Breya, Christine if you can bring up pictures of my good please. Hold on. The poster to pick up herself in the bikini with a caption. Can I sit on you? That was way free to get to that.

And he wrote back. He wrote back. Yes, please. Did he really? Oh my god. Can I sit on you? He goes fucking a can I don't know They're probably gonna take a couple days for them to pop my step that out of that thing like a can We look at X-T and see the girls oz-Empic butt. She does Can I sit on you yes, please yes, please is such a funny response such an Austin powers response Yes, please is such a funny response. That's such an Austin power response. Oh, yes, please Why by the way have it her saying can I sit on you? How funny is that that she's actually shooting her shot sort of She's a pig and she can't be trusted

Of course Brian's comments section started pop to pop off following the post one user wrote quote tweeting a thirst trap While your step that is loss to see his wild business. Another added this guy loves Blink 182 and having ladies sit on his face and he's not afraid to let the world know. Oh, then he also posted. What is he wrote? It might be this, so it's a picture of this, uh, Brian Zaz's. Also at the merch tent. At the merch tent of Blink 182 and it says it might be this tasteful being here,

but my family would want me to be at the Blink 182 show that's my favorite band and music helps me in these difficult times that's so that's great yeah I love it I think it's fantastic I'll tell you what it's balls to the wall I know a couple days after um a couple days after Kimmel it's passed away me and Christine had we had bought tickets a while ago to see Brian Adams yeah and it was just like we were sitting at home the day before it like mooped completely. And it was just like, we went to be like, let's go. Let's just go try to like forget for a little bit and go sit there and try to have some fun. And

we, uh, and we went to the show and certainly didn't post like, yeah. We didn't post anything. We just went to the show quietly and had a good night, you know I mean, but this guy's like I know it seems just tasteful, but my dad knows I love the work rock in peace It's loose because a couple days later we went to corn just like that week. We happened to go to prion I but like I was crying at the venue. I was crying last night at the venue, too Yeah, I mean they believe you 340 345 dude punishing you

You calling it punishing is so funny that they just fucking punish you can I sit on your face? Oh, yes Please go back to go back to the part of story, right? Oh, I thought that was the end. Sorry No, it's okay Christine this guy let's play it on lady sit on his face go keep going down go back to go back to the part of the story we're at. Oh, I thought that was the end, sorry. No. It's okay, Christine. This guy, let's play a ton of ladies in on his face. Go, keep going down. What? Call it Wild Businesses, very funny. As reported, Brian's the same guy who announced he was going to the concert in San Diego

as rescuer Scream with a look for Harding. He posted a photo outside the concert when he and I clearly aware it was going to come off the wrong way and defending his attendance as a way to cope. Keep going down, Is that it? Everyone handles stress differently That's wild So by the way though, it is funny because it's stepped at how long's it been a step that for? Do you know I mean like yeah, if they got married like five years ago, you're like oh fucking Lloyd Scott would cry about Scott about these tickets like a month ago. Dude, whatever, they're back together. Tom DeLong was never supposed to be back in the band.

The aliens were heading back in. If Tom DeLong could, anyone could find it was probably Tom DeLong. You're gonna get those aliens out. I respect the shit out of this kid. Yeah, just living in life. What is he gonna do? It's not like, he's at the... Do whatever you're gonna do. Two miles. He's two miles down. Jumping her DMs is all I'm saying. Yeah. When she goes, can I sit on you, he can write back. That's worse. And he you're gonna do miles. He's two miles down jumping her DMs is all I'm saying

Go when she goes can I sit on you? He can write back. That's worse and he took that's worse No, cuz it's we if quote He's doing a right in the open fuck it. No, dude Do you know you on the DM's? Yeah, but then say but then say I don't really care about my half-brother Whatever he's saying I think he is saying that. Do you think his stepmom's calling him? She's going like, Brian, not right now. He goes, Mom, I wanted to sit on me. It's not my dad.

That's the thing you like. Shut up. I hate him. I want him to sit on me and I love Lincoln. I love him too. Brian Cusazz's. Zazz's brother. I am Cornelius Zazz's dad.

I'm going to be fine, he sabotaged the sub because he hits this guy He's like talking to be great. He's could say I'd a rose it's something as done as to it's like he cut the break line Something doesn't make sense. Yeah Wow, okay, did you look around naked Christine from love of God? Her Twitter is not you could get mad at me. I'm not looking up naked girls. I wish her Twitter is not looking up naked girls I wish I wish I was thinking of a dog go to fat pillow type in braia or perfectia that's my name god damn it yeah that's my bodybuilding yeah I'm sticking myself with needles but it's pure

stereo by the way he is into a really bat shit looking chick, dude. She's wacky. He's in the blink on 18, dude. It's the girl to rock show. That's fair enough. She'll say whenever Levine's turds. Christine, we found a naked yet. I mean, do you even do want to work here? Christine, you doing a great job. Just settle down that. Oh, epic. I guess we're going to have to let you know for the two seconds we come back because we have to definitely take a break. We have to take a break. We're hanging out with Dan Soder, dancoder.com, robbercoweylive.com, bigjaycommy.com.

Dan Soder is going to be a new comedy, New York comedy club in Stanford, Connecticut. It's an amazing brand new club. July 7th and the 8th and after that he'll be in Tampa and Danny Beach Danny Beach floor Beach. What is it Danny Beach? What is it? Danya. Danya. Danya Beach. Danya. Florida San Diego Irvine, California. For tickets go to dancota.com. Probably just did yes. Yes Cuban B? I'm Cuban B. Yes, Cuban B. Yes, Cuban B.

Go to my website, robacadalive.com. I got a tour, a summer tour, in Hampshire, Ralph and the Jersey, Vegas, Rochester. Me and Dan just knew Hampshire together. Yeah, I know you did, and it made me see. We're by your tiny house. I'm gonna be by, where are you? No, you're in Hampton Beach.

We run by some tiny house. Where were you? Giltford, Giltford, you're in Hampton Beach. We run by the time you asked. Where were you? Giltford. That's right where my fucking house is. Lake Winnebassaca. That's where I am. I think we drove ebikes by it and took pisses as we kissed on the ebike. Me and Dan totally fucked on your front porch.

I'm a tiny house, I don't have a porch. Oh you know whatever that little stoop thing. So where you at? My three steps. Three steps. Big Joe's in a fully loaded tour. Just a big guy. Just a small tour.

It's fine. Skank store. Skank store. We'll be right back here, buddy. Or maybe we won't. It's the bonfire. It's a girl for Rock Show. If not, we'll catch you live on Monday.

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