The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Happy Belated

Episode Date: December 2, 2022

Jay's holiday text turns into weird accusations. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm Big J. Okerson. And I'm Dan Soder. You can listen to a full two hour long episode of the Bond Fire on Series XM or with the SXM app. It's easy. Go to SeriesXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Okerson and Dan Soder. Yeah buddy. Yeah, DJ Loofine and Queen's at the Stone Age unplugged in Germany.
Starting point is 00:00:32 For MTV's, it's MTV's Germany's. We still do sound part. Oh, is that because Josh always anti-Semite? That is not true at all. You know, we have moved past. Is that what we apologize to him now? No. Have they though. You just want him to be down in the muck with Marilyn.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Any already is there beating up Habadashers. Did you hear... Daniel, you know, by the way, this is the bonfire. The only show who never has the whole crew at once. Yeah. We're always running a man down. Tensane. Next up mentality.
Starting point is 00:01:01 I'd say... We averaged two shows a week with full crew When it does happen I'm blown away by it that we have a full week of full crew. I it feels too much It feels too full I feel everyone's just got other shit to do. I feel it will Jacobs down in Florida taking care of the iguana population Yeah, I think that's their fault. I think Lou has a side show and he's just not telling us I think black Lou has a side show and he just keeps not telling us I think black alloo has a side show And he just keeps saying the black alloo show. Yeah, we turn it on The be hilarious if you found out there was another show where it's just two stoners and he hangs out with and you go
Starting point is 00:01:34 So what is I don't know these guys are moving quicker? Have you heard the new your new theme song then oh? Cracka Miko come on I tweeted it out. It was great. Play it. Yeah. Kraken Miko. Give it to the world. Everyone. Have you heard this yet, Lou? No. No. Kraken Miko did a song where he, you know, 21 Sodor. Yeah, but it's 21 Sodor Garry's house. And it's me wrapping, but you know, I, it's him doing an impression, but it's really, it was a fucking great. It was great. I was, I tweeted it out because I honestly felt honored. I was like, oh yeah, of course. I was like, the, the, the information stuff's really good. I was on my couch high watching it on YouTube
Starting point is 00:02:09 And you get nervous when you see something like that. You're like, oh fuck dude But the part about Joe here we go the part about Joe made me laugh so fucking hard. It's only eight seconds No, no, you gotta go to the YouTube. Yeah, go to where I tweeted out The link is in his crack amico. Enjoy everybody. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, That's my slutty buddy. I'm giving my all to the Yeah, second of serious billions checks. Uh-huh comedy shit. Uh-huh. Put a ring on Nolan. I used to live in the closet. Yeah. Yeah. Deep queens. Yeah. My love, her was trained. Yeah. Becky, you want to be the most in the game? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Yeah. Becky and Zona, you still let it bang. Yeah. Baby. When a mere fuck is big. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When they be fucking in the shower get mad sweat too positive okay because the other parts are talking about
Starting point is 00:03:10 if I sent that to a mirror's dumbass he would be like yeah he'd be like yeah you tell people about that cuz he does it whenever he checks whenever he checks it with me he doesn't know what I do
Starting point is 00:03:20 cuz he's an idiot so he's just like yeah yeah you got a radio show you told him how Melissa's pussy gets mad wet when I go over a hundred Dollars on a macho man Dr. Ripper long in place of old Dispaced me. I know He put that in the video I that made me pop I was like oh shit my favorite Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, six. Ready to burn them down. Let's get this smoke burns right now.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Ready to burn them down. Trushing them home right now. She's at a dad of town. I'm about to burn them down. Yeah, dad. Yeah, for real. Pause this now quick, because I want to show Jay this picture
Starting point is 00:04:37 and I'll clip it and send it to you. So much. No, I do. My buddy sent me this. Nick Myers, who I grew up with, sent his pictures like, you know, do you know, I found our middle sent me this Nick Myers who I grew up with Set or sent his pictures like you know, dude I found our middle school eighth grade Fun shot where they take a shot of everybody and they're like you're either
Starting point is 00:04:52 Flipping gang signs or flipping something off, but I found this picture of me and I look fucking miserable I'm gonna go Meanwhile Jacob is going ape shit because of some kind of soccer happening right now. Yeah is going ape shit because of some kind of soccer happening right now. Yeah. See it's like everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there's just me. Oh, they blurred you out. Yeah. For doing so that's hilarious. Yeah, I'm like, I don't know what I'm fucking. You're flipping off the camera. it up one second Christine. I just looking I look miserable Shout out to that clean Ron Paulis noted aim Jersey
Starting point is 00:05:32 Good Jacob's flipping out about soccer right now. What the US is up. I mean I'm about to burn down Yeah, dad Not for real dad when we fuck Joe. Hey Not a real dad One of the fuck with Trisha. That picture Made me real mad. I put celery on your pizza just to make you feel bad. I forgot There's stuff that I forget it that we talk about on the bonfire. So that specific reference
Starting point is 00:05:59 Made me so happy. Yeah, cuz I hated that motherfucker and I remember we were out at dinner at old Chicago one time. They brought a pizza with salary and I knew why he hated salary. Salary salary. Salary. Salary. Not salary. Like yeah, that's how it started. But dude, him just being like, I can't eat salary.
Starting point is 00:06:17 It makes me deathly ill. And then really I was like, no, it wasn't. It was because you put him in your butt when you were pledging a frat. And you lost all the races and you had to eat it all. And dude, him cracking eco referencing that. I was like, what a fucking deep cut. Yeah, he killed it. Dude, great.
Starting point is 00:06:32 So I was keep going. And must admit, dad, kind of a new Jurassic Park. That might get you kids. Dad, yeah, when I'm making just to tell some dick, dad,
Starting point is 00:06:41 big package on me, but I do not like to dig. I had one, two four five six seven eight guys Gary's house up in Gary's house Gary never had a house but he rented I had one two three four five six seven eight six Ready to burn him down Ready to burn him down
Starting point is 00:07:03 Ready to burn him down? Ready to burn them down, yeah. Ready to burn them down. That's a little shit. Yeah. She said it at the time. I'm about to burn them down. Now I'm posted up with the hot crew. Both who's saying the time too. Plus Jane, see you on a BBC?
Starting point is 00:07:14 Like I'm Dave Shepelle and you Fox News. Like I'm big, Jim, making balls. Yeah. I really had to do a drop the booze. Big, pigs like Mick Daniel. And I don't ever want to see the golfing blues. I don't want to get my get a lot improved. I know Gary watching from above
Starting point is 00:07:26 Turn it up and blast him Jimmy above or in that car to get his cup The chaps of everybody that I love think it's time to roll another blunt reason up my bullet cat and crutch Just toast and never growing up. I spent 35 I'm a bunch of man I love it. Keep me careful when you want it man You're so fucking talented man I'm a little b bung at place, a little old man. You're straight me, I know a bastard.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Beckett 13 was a whole stoner. Watching flexor peelin' kid child bonus. Just a sec, my pops, I'm a cow, a fulking, late nights posted up a cow, don't you? I love it when a guy compliments my vibe. Alright man, dude, that was fucking great. I love it when a guy compliments my vibe As fucking great I'm honored crack Amiko shout out to shout out crack Amiko never a miss that I mean the guys unbelievable never a miss and so Welcome now. Yeah, oh, well trash Jesus. I trust Jesus go download it I love it when a guy compliments my vibe
Starting point is 00:08:24 Jacob do United States is beating Iran, Ihran? They are one nothing and they just had a bullshit goal. They had a goal taken away from them too. It should be two nothing, but that's all right. It's a world called Iran. It's a world soccer. Can't play soccer in sand. Dude. How about it? Everybody suck in sand dude How about it everybody suck and sand was at the dirty work Yeah, yeah Everybody suck and sand We it's with it's loser winner go home. It's elimination game winner died. It's yeah, I ran
Starting point is 00:08:59 We're gonna kill them if they come back to the country losers You think of it go where beat iran he screams this is sparta It can kick some in the chest or do you think iran when they're up close to go please we need this one Cannot go back losers we can use win. I don't know if you know this but they are good at making us disappear out of nowhere Fucking iran. Isn't that where the world cup is? Not in Qatar. Oh right. Qatar if you are. Qatar is in a... You know it. I just learned this too. Don't care. Say it for me though. I mean I know but I just want to see how dumb you are, Lou.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Where's Qatar? Oh, fucking far away. Yeah, there you go. Okay. It's very rich filled with rich people on a island of nonsense. Isn't it though? I want to say Saudi Arabia. No. No, it's so, it's so kingdom. It's a so kingdom you idiot. I'll never go there. Why would I want to go there? I mean, it's in the Middle East. It's pretty obvious. It's in the Middle East. Jacob, round the side. Everybody getting this thing. I don't even like soccer. Everybody says that I come off real cocky when I say all these things I know. But where is it actually just for the thing? It's right next to action, yeah, not yet.
Starting point is 00:10:14 In Barayne. It's just southwest of Al Cor. It's in the Persian Gulf. Yeah, dude. North East Coast of the Arabian Peninsula. North, he's cuz Arabian prison The Northeast goes here maybe penises sounds made up so you're so local Saudi Arabia is right there Yeah, no, but it's off of Saudi Arabia. That's where you were wrong. What's I would have said off of Saudi Arabia I just know it's in the Middle East it was It's so hot there. That's why they had to move the games to now Really because it would have been like a hundred and sixteen if they tried to play it They normally play it in June nobody can see from the sweat coming down there one long eyebrow
Starting point is 00:10:55 It rains down on them, but yeah, so now they're playing there and it's still like 95 degrees in November or December what is November still? 95 degrees in November or December. What is November still? I'll do it. There's a funny thing this weekend. I was going through my phone just texting like happy Thanksgiving to people. Late in my hotel room.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Just thought I forgot. I was saying to everybody happy belated Thanksgiving. Just like going down and this lady lady who I think she used to do promotions is how I met her ultimately for a helium. Yeah, a while back, not Meredith obviously. I think maybe her friend or something. And I would just like, oh, I haven't used to come when I was at a helium. And so I was like, oh, hey, happy Thanksgiving, belated Thanksgiving. And then didn't even think about it at all the next day in the afternoon. I got back I think it was like when it was like saying that I was hitting her up for she was like
Starting point is 00:11:56 You must be hard up to be going through your phone that deep and funny thing what it was was polyshore at a nowhere Texted me happy Thanksgiving and so I put it in, like I went to go put it into context. I don't even, I don't say her name, but it was start of the pee. And so it was like right underneath it when I put the thing in to my context. I was like, oh, there's one happy blade Thanksgiving. And I was at helium, you know. And she sent back the article that Seth Simon's Oh my God. It says, you know, there's a lot of right-
Starting point is 00:12:30 There's an alt-right problem. No, the one that was like, there's an alt-right problem. Yeah. And it was just, it was so bizarre. And I remember she wrote back like, something like, no thanks, like, thanks but no thanks. We're saying you might be pretty hard up for the thing. I wrote harder for what?
Starting point is 00:12:45 She's like sex obviously. I'm like, I've never had sex with, like what, like what do you think I would have been? She's a random thing to even accuse. Slopped with her? Huh? She's not something you've slept with. No, that's crazy that she's come with.
Starting point is 00:12:58 That's wild that she'd send you this stuff. Because if you had fucked her before, that makes sense that she's like, I like it, it's coming back for another taste of the pie But if you've never fucked her and then you're just like happy things I've never seen her outside of helium. That's why ever when she used to work It's a bit you know the first maybe when I remember the tail even like that long ago. That's pretty crazy to react like that Yeah, I spent the whole thing just breaking her down to
Starting point is 00:13:21 She returned did she return text after that? Where she like oh, yeah, well, back and forth with her. Oh, yeah, yeah. I thought it was like, I thought it was like one text. She's an ridiculous and what she say. I mean, it was by the end. Did you have it? It was quote, oh, by the end, he was like, well, I do hope you have good shows. And no, I don't think the blah, blah, blah. It's just someone who again is like, I even texted out the whole thing that Lisa Trigger did on the cruise ship when I told you when I was like,
Starting point is 00:13:49 I had gone to the women's march, like what's the thing for that? What's the mission statement? And she was like, I'm already disgusted by your attitude about this. And I'm like, well, I hope they tear gash you guys. I hope they force you guys to all keep babies and not get abortions or whatever.
Starting point is 00:14:02 I got to refer the opposite of what your thing is. I hope that's what happens to it. Yeah, I got two words for your rubber bullets. I mean, do you know what I mean? When you're like, that seems pretty cool. What's the whole thing about? Fuck you, man. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Nope. And I hope you guys all die. I hope you guys all get served with cancer. I've reacted like that before. I've been on the wrong side of that when talking about wrestling when someone's like, I watch wrestling, what's going on? I'm like, yeah, I know it's fake. I was genuine, they asking like, what's going on in the story?
Starting point is 00:14:29 That's actually lamer than this one. Yeah. These people believe this is like life changing, like stuff. I'm saying I'm spazed out on that and been like, I don't know. I like it, all right. But she was doing the thing that I never fully understand. It was like, with the power you wield, you know, like, why are you not using it? Cause she's just quoting things from the book, which is great. It was like, he goes, the one that got me, it was like,
Starting point is 00:14:51 Jay, if you talk about the transactual with the, with the fucking classmates, exactly what it is. She quotes that. It's, it made my old, when that article came out, it's gonna be fabulous when you're shitting a bag. My old, my old agent used to have like a lot of those like fake Woke people that were like very powerful and like she would tell me who was like a monster on that side of it
Starting point is 00:15:12 Yeah, cuz that's never public. It's never public like who the real mean liberal people are but they're a lot They're like a lot of people that simply use that political standpoint in order to look to look better And that article came out and she rocked. Like, I liked her a lot. She fucked with me and like, she quoted and she goes, it's hard to read this article and not bust out laughing when Jay said, and it's exactly, it's hard to be fabulous
Starting point is 00:15:37 with a colossal movement. It was like, he did, he was, they just dedicated segment to tearing down the first, what was like black trans disabled? It was like everything, it was like the biggest box to check down the first, what was like black trans disabled? It was like everything, it was like the biggest box to check in the world. And yeah, and then he goes, he does in his in an effeminate voice.
Starting point is 00:15:52 And then, you can say gay voice, by the way. It's kind of mean to call gay voice effeminate. Yeah, all right, come on. Yeah, you're calling them girls. You're misgendering them. So funny man, the time, this slight time, I just started watching Aqua T-Nonger Force again. Almost funny man, this slight time. I just started watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force again.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Almost every episode, there's some kind of joke. You're totally gay. You're just being so gay right now. What's even crazier is when you go back to the 80s and 90s and you're like, oh damn, it just like regress. I'm reading a fucking Steinbeck book right now and he uses the N word in a way where you're like,
Starting point is 00:16:22 yo! Hey guy guy hey Johnny my one to pull back on that one because he just calls one guy in the book of the fucking the N word like oh well this lady who's sending me this lady sending me this lady sending me the text is hitting with all the it's like the responsibility she's putting on me again it's like you control you have the power over all these people I go do you know anyone you think I have power over you probably don't want voting anyway and
Starting point is 00:16:48 That's funny. I was like I was like this guy in this article is it called me a trump or never voted for Trump or anything like that Well, let me finish let me finish thing. I was like I never voted for Trump or anything I'm never voted for Trump or nothing like that at all and it was like I don't think she's I have an app that tells me if my contacts If my contacts are registered like I don't think she's, I have an app that tells me if my contacts, if my contacts are registered, I don't think you vote at all. Like, you know if I vote or not, that's creepy as shit lady. It was so here.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Who are you? Who are you that you need to have all this information, just a lady? But then she starts laying on this is the thing, again, the controlling people. I'm trying to explain to her. And if you're out there listening, who feel feel this way also you should hear this out. I have no response. I'm not even an athlete who is in the eyes of children that you have to have some sort of moral clause, like to have someone go, I don't have to get people to vote.
Starting point is 00:17:38 I don't give a shit if they vote or who they vote for. I don't care. And like it's a weird thing. I said, my power is simply the our power is to get people through downtime and shitty time with making them laugh. Honestly, it's got no, I couldn't give I don't want to influence vote. I don't give a shit. I'm going to tell you right now, I say you do vote and you go out there and you know, I don't give a shit. I'm put I've it would be like I don't want anybody on that other side liking me anyway That was what I'm everybody on both sides to like me. I don't remember when you go saying try to hit us with that
Starting point is 00:18:12 Where he was a Trump you Trump like you like go what's that? I give a fuck who they vote for because like what state? It's all about it. Yeah, it's the conservatives my entire friends and family from back home Where I was right? That's what's funny is I remember when Trump got elected, there was like Amy and Nikki were like, if your family member voted for Trump, don't talk to them. And you're like, yeah. Yeah. Do they really?
Starting point is 00:18:35 Yeah, Nikki went hard in the pain. If a family member voted for me, she cut them all. Yeah, she was like, if you know anyone that voted for Trump, you should stop talking to them. Yeah, that's the same. That's the same. Does it agree with? That's the same way to go about society is just to be like,
Starting point is 00:18:48 it's like, we're gay. Sorry, we can no longer talk. Yeah, that sounds great. It always makes me think of the Patrice story you tell me about the barbecue with Nate. Where he's like, where Nate's like, I think Patrice is mad at me. And you called Patrice and you were like,
Starting point is 00:19:01 I mean, that was Wayne, our friend Wayne said they Patrice didn't want him at. That's what it was. The bar with you and then I was like, oh, all right, that seems weird. I was like, it doesn't seem like Patrice, so I asked Patrice and Patrice, like what? He's like, no, man,
Starting point is 00:19:15 is that my other fucking don't believe in dinosaurs? Why would I not want that in my house? I love that. I love that. I love that fucking set. Yeah, nothing about my other place. I was really even dinosaurs. Of course I want that in my house
Starting point is 00:19:27 He's like his wife clean up and he'm fucking don't believe in dinosaurs. Hey dude. That's so funny Because that's such like you know, they mean why I reality? I'm like it's the same thing It's oh, and then she was she went on a whole thing too This is my favorite she was like you platformed a white supremacist and Milo you know, I'm like oh What do you mean platform? She was like, you platformed a white supremacist and Milo, you know,pless, I go, what do you mean platform? She was like, well, you know, this guy is this and that and everything I go, she goes, but tell me,
Starting point is 00:19:51 I don't think you're a bad person. She's like, tell me that you regret having him on. I go, he told us he was straight now, dogs like him and we showed him pictures of vaginas to try to show him what was good about them. I go, uh, so no, it was great. And she goes, what did he think? I could do like any of them at all. I go, no, he's a gay man.
Starting point is 00:20:13 Like what I don't know what you don't get. This guy is a character. It's fucking insane. The power that people put and I go, that's what I was basically trying to tell and what kind of almost calmed her down, I guess. That was like, you know, you are getting swept up in such a weird thing of like, you've met me several times. And you'd like me enough to like, you know, stay in like to lose touch over the year.
Starting point is 00:20:31 You know what I mean? I'm like, and now you're just like, I read an article from a guy who lives in his mom's basement. Now I, you're definitely a racist homophobic. Do you know what I mean? Like it's such a bizarre. And she's swept up. She came out of the gates.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Hey, happy belated Thanksgiving. I'm not gonna fuck you because you're a racist homophobic. I mean, that's what the conversation was. And you just happened to text this girl, happy Thanksgiving, because she was under polyshore. And you're like, oh, this chick. Yup. And that was your Thanksgiving night
Starting point is 00:21:00 was explaining life to her. No, it was the next day. I went to bed, I just sent things and it was like late. So when you wake up and you read that, you're like, what the fuck? Yeah, 100% I was like, what? We have to like sit, you have to toss your legs over the side of the bed and then like re-read it,
Starting point is 00:21:16 holding it, you're like, what? It's like hard pass, it's like hard pass. It goes, hard pass on happy, belated things, give it. Okay, never mind that. Yeah, never mind. I hope you had a miserable thanks. I hope you were grateful for shit. Have you ever wished anyone a happy belated Thanksgiving ever?
Starting point is 00:21:33 Happy belated Thanksgiving. I feel like I've never done that. Oh, no, I've never done it either. Honestly, I'm telling you, I was just alone in a room in Philadelphia at like one something two in the morning And I was just like going through my phone and one of them was Paulie sure knows I should save that number Yeah, and I put it in there the context Oh, I'm in Philly too. It's so weird. Yeah, cuz also being in the city. You're like hey
Starting point is 00:21:59 Well, at first I was like who oh yeah, I'm out of helium this week Sounds like you want fuck it's in my being honest Yeah, happy thanks. Göring did you get stuffed? He's like what? Happy to give you a mother or like a married mother I believe take your meat. I have some hot. Yeah, milk stew You're in a milk stew. You're in a late Thanksgiving mill porn You're in a milk, dude. You're in a you're in a late Thanksgiving milk porn Thanks Thanksgiving milk. You're in a tired tired mom's who just cooked milk porn
Starting point is 00:22:34 They go oh, oh, just get some cranberry sauce all over those tits the funny thing when she goes That's the holiday version of you up is what she said and I'm like There's no echo so anytime you wish somebody a happy like whatever the holiday is yeah That's also asking if they wanna fuck. I'm making a promise to anyone in my contacts. You text me after Christmas, and you hit me with a belated Mary Christmas? I'm thinking you're trying to fuck.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Man, man, woman, non-binary, I don't care what you are. You come at me, I think you're trying to get me made. It will be the new thing though, in our DMs from people, will be things just going in there. Mary, the lady Christmas. like Merry Bladed Christmas. Merry Bladed Christmas. Oh it's always got to be a belated. It's a belated, always get you know it's from from Busy.
Starting point is 00:23:10 Merry belated. Hey, Merry belated Kwanza. Oh. Merry belated Flag Day. Oh, Merry belated Hanukkah. That's very so shirty. Yeah. Hey, sir, I don't know if you had a lonely. Yeah, that's like you have an album called a lonely Christmas
Starting point is 00:23:31 That's a lot of that's a lot of middle finger up and down in the middle of your chest hair Happy married but later happy my ceilings all missled what am I grateful for? sensuality What am I said before? The steamy just happened here, you know? Some people call come human gravy. Do you want some? Do you want some? Do you want some... You want some...
Starting point is 00:23:56 You want some thick human gravy? Man, it's a man better. I'm not fucking you. Thank you. Dude, that'd be so far. Oh, but baby, it's such a belated Thanksgiving. Oh, sorry. I was so busy yesterday watching all those big floats go down sixth avenue. But you know, it's funny. They have the people that get that kind of wound up over this shit. Shadowland stuff we were talking about, basically. Which we'd still have yet to get there.
Starting point is 00:24:20 By the way, you know, it set her off like what made her the most mad. I saw it and then I stopped responding and then like when she had to come back and she went to like kind of discuss it more like through text yeah uh was I was like hey just you know you're acting as cr- and I was used to word like crazy because I'm like I'm out on that side either of anything like I go you're acting as nuts as a fucking like like radical right wing wing. Yeah, yeah. She goes, it's a horseshoe. She went back. I most certainly am fucking knots like that. Like that and I was like, there we go.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Because they know it's, by the way, it's the thing where Kurt Metzger has my favorite line of life. It's the mirror. It's called the mirror up. Kurt Metzger has my favorite line of all time where he goes, he's talking about that joke about men, you know, we were made, we came from monkeys, but then they also found out we were part pig.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Yeah. And he goes, hurts, don't it. That's how you know it's the truth when it hurts a little bit. And you go like, oh, fuck, oh, I got it. And ever since he said that line, I've seen it in so much stuff where you're like, oh yeah, when you say like the truthful thing to someone and they get mad,
Starting point is 00:25:17 you're like, well, then why are you getting mad? Because I always get mad if there's a little bit of truth in it, I'm like, well, fuck, you can fucking mean. Well, they're always too, it's like, I bet like you're just steeped in this world of like this awful, but I bet you like don't feel this way about that. And I'm like, ask me how I feel about anything. Do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:25:35 All the same shit. Like, I'm like, you're yelling at me. And I'm sure that you're like a bush. We should have a portion right. It's like, yes, I agree. They should. And it's like, I don't know what you're mad at me because I haven't let a charge to make sure that's the case Well, what she's done is she's built up. I'm supposed to make truck drivers laugh
Starting point is 00:25:51 She's she's built up this character in her head that you are through this article that you know a guy is being paid to write in order to present a certain story Which is that, you know, in Legion's Gangs, are far right comedy. Which is a hilarious. Hell areas. Even Dave doesn't help with his political shit. They can latch onto that. They use that as like Dave doesn't believe in, you know, Dave's libertarian.
Starting point is 00:26:18 So they immediately take that and they're like, that means Jay and Lewis follow lockstep behind them. Where it's like, I don't even know it. Kanye West just walked off a podcast. I saw I've only heard about from Dave Smith. That's really funny. But yeah, it's almost the best example of all this stuff. I don't even know or overly dig in or give a shit
Starting point is 00:26:41 about what Dave's like things are. I love Dave, he's my buddy forever. I look at Dave's tweets. If he's ever, if Dave would stop talking to me in my life, if Dave would do that, because of something that I do or whatever, if I've got for a bit an abortion or something like that in my life somewhere, do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:26:57 And he was all of a sudden like, we couldn't be friends anymore. I'd be like, then he's a piece of shit. But I don't think he is a piece of shit. But this woman played her cards by just coming back so angry at you and things that you don't even believe, which is crazy. It's always what I'm saying, it's always that. It's like it's a comment and they go,
Starting point is 00:27:13 but it says, you're the urnotsie. You know what I mean? She roaches like, as a proud queer Jewish and I'm like, oh, that's too many labels, you're a lunatic. Yeah, if you start doing it, I mean, I am a Swedish Irish American Episcopalian. Zero pride, though. And that's what's important. Well, that's what you don't know, is I have my pride book where I go home and just write
Starting point is 00:27:34 all the great things that I did. Dan's got Swedish pride written across his chest. It's all in Swedish. What is that garble? And I mean, forgerton. And forgerton, sugar and for and shooting for good means the whites will inherit Damn dude, I don't know Swedish racism's crazy. It means white is right I call us the the ice that will cover the world. That's what that means
Starting point is 00:28:00 But in that nutty just I that was so simple. I saw that article posted there I was like in my mind I was anyone who would send that at this point would be so I'm in my texts would be like Oh, dude, this is crazy, huh or even I said I don't even know, I was, anyone who would send that at this point would be someone. I'm in my texts would be like, oh dude, this is crazy, huh? Or even, I said to her even that too, I go, for someone you know, you wrote back to someone who's never tried to, or fucked you or anything, you know what I mean? But he's trying on a nice belated thing. Yeah, Mary thinks you.
Starting point is 00:28:19 But you know what I'm saying? He's like trying to like, it goes like, I'm happy, and the response isn't like, it's like, hey man, I've like, I've no longer been told, I read this article about you, what is this about? That should be, what is this? And I almost go, this is crazy,
Starting point is 00:28:31 like is this, what, what, like, you know anything you would, Well, that's the thing that it should be, if you read an article about someone that you have their phone number, and it's an opinion you don't like, or it's a bad thing, you should reach out to them and be like, hey, what is this?
Starting point is 00:28:45 Well, this must be true. Yeah, she just goes, I read this in Europe piece of shit. Like, okay, what? He does seem to have disappeared, which is nice. Yeah, well, it's not speakers name. But it's like, beat, just beat, just. It's similar, like the only context I have or not context, but like the only thing I can relate to is like articles that are written about McDaniel.
Starting point is 00:29:09 I don't like take, like with the two of the thing with his concussions. When I saw him, I wasn't like, I read that you did this. I just went like, what happened with that? And he was like, oh, here's my perspective of it. Well, you guys are best friends too in the sense. But I'm just saying under the, under the, like like we know each other. Because he's your cool friends. Yeah, he is. He absolutely is Jacob. He's my coolest friend. Oh, yeah. Okay. Real nice. Well, I'm sorry. Go eight and three in the
Starting point is 00:29:34 NFL. Go eight and three, Jay. I'm 10 and one, buddy. Oh, there it is. Jay put on the hurts. Do someone put a picture from at the end of the game drawing love in hurts? Shook hands, but then stood next to each other. It's had love hurts. To Larry. Yeah. That's all that was fun. Oh, behind them.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Yeah, they were like the back of their jersey. It's pretty awesome. It's a love hurt. Did that guy get in trouble for giving the finger to the audience at all? That was like a thing. Number 23 on the Packers, I believe, was his number. It was a defensive guy, but he, they kept like,
Starting point is 00:30:04 they kept saying, you watch the game at all. Oh, yeah, they kept saying those guys, it's hard to tell when you're there, but everyone kept booing and I wasn't fully getting. Like every time somebody was down on the pet, they said they were doing that. Every time the, the Eagles went into hurry up, somebody magically had to like walk, be walked off the field. Oh, and so they started booing that and that guy's one of the guys who he's walking off the field started giving the finger to the audience and I'm like you
Starting point is 00:30:26 We'll get fine for that now. I don't know. I did one of those things where I started playing God award half time Mm-hmm, and then I was like oh I've been playing God or fucking 55 minutes I put it on last night I think it's a little frustrating the game. It's not easy. I mean it's not easy. It's just like There's it's puzzle solving and shit. Yeah, it's fun, dude. I mean, it's not easy. It's just like, it's puzzle solving and shit. Yeah, it's fun, dude. I'm trying to do favors. Yeah, dude. Side missions. Go shut down all those fucking the rigs. The rigs, dude. It's only three of them. I know. Get to talk to your son on a nice boat ride. It's an ordeal. It's fun. So much downtime. Ah,
Starting point is 00:31:01 it's fun stuff. I like it. You like escaping to another man's life. I do. I really do. GTA was one of my favorite games. What's the, uh, Rick and Morty had that episode with that. So you just, uh, you went back to work at the carpet store. That was the funniest. That was the name. Something. Fuck. It was like just like Mike's life or something. Yeah, dude. I saw. Shoes, she's an old man that you pop out of the game, like you did it. Yeah, you went back to work at the carpets. He goes, why did you go back to the carpets store if you beat cancer? Um, yeah, dude, I watched a bunch of Rick and Morty
Starting point is 00:31:34 when I was at my grandma's, because it was just like, you know, you see one thing on and you're like, this is on for three hours? Killer, I got three hours ago. I had never seen the episode where space, space bet comes back to earth and hangs out with the family and fucks realbeth. Yeah, and they said episode's going on Yeah, is that a new one? Yeah, I haven't watched this season yet So I didn't know if I'd watch that or not. I was like maybe I miss this one. That's so funny
Starting point is 00:31:55 Then I'm just fucking and then and then fucking, you know, I don't want to blow it but ricks like yeah Big sense switch you do you see yourself out there you fuck yourself So fucking buddy. Yeah really I'm going back to awkward teen hunger force on the on the road and it's been It's great damn that show was funny as hell. Yeah, Carl rules definitely ahead of its time I'd say that show but now Archaic because It's so like that show literally would be it's like trying to watch the Simpsons now. It would be protested Oh, I mean like I'm so lost. I try to watch the Simpsons and it just feels like complete
Starting point is 00:32:31 No, I don't mean that all because you don't have force you don't really need much grip on the show to watch the episode No, you need a deep understanding of the character. You don't know who Freilock is this whole thing is off But it's like just like for what they're they're doing, they'd be in trouble. Yeah. They'd be absolute trouble for it. Do we got some videos that I, I know Jacob doesn't like videos, but he's in Florida. So you can't stop us.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Can't stop us. We'll show you. Also, now he hates videos, because now you can't hear Jacob while we hear videos. It truly does silence him. Shuts him off completely. But this lady, I've been, I've wanted to watch this clip. I don't know, should we get back into the shadow line stuff?
Starting point is 00:33:08 There is some shadow line stuff that we have, that I have time coded and everything. Sure. That maybe we can come back from break after we watch one of these videos. Sure. And go through some of the rest because we never finished it up.
Starting point is 00:33:19 We did the bonfire thing where we start something, have a lot of fun. Yeah. And then never come back to it. Can I tell you one thing real quick? Sure. Watch you bring up the video. I started watching this weekend also,
Starting point is 00:33:29 a John Wayne Gacy. Hmm. Who's gonna dress up like a clown, right? The Netflix one, then, Jay? Maybe. It's like two of them. One of them, I think Paramount. The other one's like-
Starting point is 00:33:41 It was the Paramount one. It was the Paramount one. They're both good. Yeah, Paramount one was great. But Jacob, so you watched it. I'm glad you watched it. I didn't see every episode yet, but I will say once again, these guys who, I don't know in the gay community, if it is like push this much about how much gays were like
Starting point is 00:34:01 trivialized back in the day and really people wanted to stay away from them and were so against it, was he's the same exact thing as Jeffrey Dahmer. He's like, we're just doing gays. Every time they were caught, every time they almost got them though, it was just like no one was looking into him. He got a bunch of calls and he was on registries and stuff
Starting point is 00:34:16 and they're like, it's just gay stuff though. I don't want to deal with it. Right Jacob? It's another one where you just gay, whenever it's gay stuff and gay guys, they're just like, hey man, gay guys vanish yo. That's what the cops are just like, hey man, gay guys vanish, yo. That's what the cops always say.
Starting point is 00:34:27 They're like, gay guys disappear, man. They're like ninjas. They drop smoke and they're gone. They drop their butt smoke and they're out here. The cops never give a shit. Are you guys gonna watch the Casey Anthony peacock documentary? Of course, I started last night, but I was gonna fall asleep, I was worried so I didn't.
Starting point is 00:34:43 I heard she started. The Galeen Maxwell one just came out. Galeen Maxwell, but I was gonna fall asleep. I was worried so I didn't. I heard she started. She started the Galeen Maxwell one just came out. Galeen Maxwell, but I heard the KC Anthony when it starts with her being like, some might be be drowned. And that's it, even though they found a reductite by her mouth. The only thing I can get down with is clubbing.
Starting point is 00:34:57 I mean, the only thing you'll get me out of this is some hot clubbing. They have pictures of her like sexy dancing on the bar like after she died, right? Yeah, it's crazy. Dude, the craziest story. So crazy. The craziest story about Casey Anthony is that she said she worked at Universal Studios. I think it was Universal Studios. She said she worked somewhere. She didn't, in the cops were like, okay, well, we got to meet you there and talk to your co-workers and stuff. And she walked in,
Starting point is 00:35:21 she showed up and met him there and she'd never worked there. And she just walked through the office. It was like, that's over there, that's over there. And then just got to this part of the water. The water cooler, there's some envelopes and papers, Mickey's office. Straight up, dude. And then just got to a corner of the office and was like, I don't work here.
Starting point is 00:35:36 And the cops were like, what? She just went in someone's office and put her feet up on the desk. She's like, okay, now gentlemen, what can I do for you? I think you can see behind me. What can I do you for? I think you can see behind you. What can I do you for? I think you can see behind me that the third quarter was pretty good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Back to the future ride is bleeding as dry boys. I'm gonna tell you right now we're revamping jaws and we're gonna really get that ride back on here. I wanna see the jab walk you still in an extra shift today. Yeah, what if Captain Elow fucks up? I said it, put it out there. It's crazy. Yeah, she Anyway off the stairs. Yeah But dude, I what seems to be the problem officer. I kind of want to watch it
Starting point is 00:36:14 But I also I mean that woman's like such a piece of shit I think it's a piece of ass. She's such a hot piece ass. I don't know if I'll make it through that beat Is she hot? No, what she I know I don't know. What's she not? What's she not? Then she was. Show us, Katie. Show me, Casey Anthony. Show me, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Do that maniacal smile, that weird clown smile. Oh, yeah, she was a little batshit looking for sure. I think she fucked her lawyer. There's someone going on her in a lawyer. Oh, she's like, I think she's like, I think she's like, sweet sweet. Who's that? See if there's a trailer all hurt a lawyer. Oh, she's sorry. I think you start getting there sweet sweet See if there's a trailer to her documentary series see there's a fat thing. Well I'm so sorry for how guess you're gonna find the trailer first
Starting point is 00:36:57 She does the bidding of the of the sweet boy. Oh, I guess Dan asked nice When is this out dude that's it's out now it is yeah November 29th I start Wait, can you go back to that I start this tonight it it comes out today. Yeah, it's out Got his a bell coming over I'll sure what could have happened to her You go hey Isabella you're lucky and Bella, I like partying. I like going out on my friends, but I just kept you alive instead.
Starting point is 00:37:28 You go, yeah, yeah, it sucked going to the comic strip with me late night. I guess what you could have been. You know, many times you went to Columbia when you were a little, that I could have just had someone take you? I chose not to. I wasn't a phone with three of those guys. I worked on my nine-one-one call. Do not look at my phone notes. I have a pretty... with three of those guys. I worked on my nine-one-one one call. I worked on my nine-one-one call.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Do not look at my phone notes. I have a pretty... I have a whole script. It's gonna make you upset. I have a whole script. Yeah, go to the beginning because if you're the nine-one-one operator and the first thing this woman says is, hello, my daughter's been missing for 31 days.
Starting point is 00:38:01 You go, what? She goes, so she's clearly like what 19, 25. And they go, three? It's not a YouTube TV password. You're not like, hey, I forgot the cancel after the 14 day trial. Oh yeah, can you guys, I know you guys are pro rating me, but. Yeah. I'm not finding anything new, Jay.
Starting point is 00:38:21 She's hiding it really? She's on Sleb G. Hot, it just wasn't anything. I don't know who to throw it. She's hiding it really she's on Sleb G hot just wasn't anything I don't know how to throw it she's hiding in a ran. Well, can you find some deep fakes then? Chris don't do that. I'm just kidding. Can I see what she would look like me again? I need something to go off of She's for being such a horse. She's not a very good whore I don't know what's your version of my daughter's been missing for the last 31 day. 31 day. She goes, and I gotta tell you, I said I wouldn't call the cops until I looked everywhere. I mean, everywhere.
Starting point is 00:38:54 Twice under the couch. I mean, I think she could fit under there. She goes, just move the fridge and now I'm calling you. I mean, I went through boxes. I went through old photo albums. I thought maybe I'd mushed her in like an old rose. I don't know. I thought maybe I muster in like an old rose I don't know. I thought maybe she had been on the roof like the hangover It's for the roof the entire time. I thought we just left her up on the hangover. Maybe she was sunburn
Starting point is 00:39:13 Let's be fell asleep in the park and she'd make her way home when she woke up. Yeah Certainly since oh Jay Simpson It's been over a decade since the Casey Anthony truck It's been over a decade since the Casey Anthony truck. She was doing her face that half second you see her face when the verdict written she's like I gotta go back to you see her go. She goes holy shit. Holy dead kid. I got it way with watch right here. Why she wearing a fucking Jerry Lewis dress shirt? Yeah, dude, that is ruffles like she's doing a telephone. Yeah, she's dressed like she's in dumb and dumb or
Starting point is 00:39:52 That's the undershirt from one of their tuxedos Yes You know what though pause it like like most news though I'm just going with the popular opinion that's killed daughter she may not have dude Casey if you're out there listening I'll listen yeah but I hope it's I hope it's a terrible I hope it's a terrible self-defense where she's just like I just didn't do it. Like she has no, you know, like no absolute proof. How do you prove you didn't do it?
Starting point is 00:40:28 Why would I do it? That's mean. Because you didn't want a kid anymore and you're a party chick, there's parties. Cool kids. Do you got a law school? Yes. Good at this.
Starting point is 00:40:38 Say your bulge. I gotta go on. I gotta go on Emma Ratta's podcast. Talk about it. This is an emraada situation. You emraada needs to have her on and just hold her to the fire Yeah, we're here to talk philosophy's about child murder. Hey guys. Today. We're not gonna talk about Plato or Socrates I know we're gonna talk about baby killing pizza cross the grigor Oh Pets across the grigas. Oh, you don't I just don't do it. Don't you go here by any I could fuck the answer audio. It's good cop big dick Emron, it's gonna take it easy on you probably coming to business
Starting point is 00:41:14 I'm gonna spread you out on this table. They were spotted at the next game apparently. Yeah, that's why we started talking about it right? Yes, I'm is that it was yeah, they were the next court. Yeah, their courtside. Yeah, did not know that. Alright, let's watch this case Anthony. She gives an interview on this. Yeah, nice. I'm so excited to watch this. It has like OJ vibes. Yeah, if I did it, do you remember you put that book out called if I did it? Not only do I remember it, it would even what I love about it is it was called if I did it, and then he got sued because he needed to make money.
Starting point is 00:41:51 Yeah, I know the goldman's like, I get 40 million. And the goldman's also gotten court, I believe the last thing that was great is, if you look at the cover of the book, have you seen this? No. The word if is super tiny inside the eye like on top.
Starting point is 00:42:06 So it actually looks when you see it on shelf as OJ Simpson, I did it. That's on purpose, bring it up Christine, let me see that, it's pretty neat. They got the word if like made microscopic. He's like, if I did it. See? Oh wow.
Starting point is 00:42:20 You see ifs inside the eye. OJ, when he got that, he's like, here, whatever man, just get him off my back man whatever it takes Nobody read no more because the bills games all the time does he yeah, and he like from the bot from like the fucking sweet We'll be like come on bills. You'll like put it up on Twitter. He's like lovely day for football buffalo I always buffle the bill fans like please stop. Howard Stern please stop plays his tweets constantly like his he goes what's up? Y'all is y'all truly that's what he always says every time You go to your tree and he says things he goes. I don't know
Starting point is 00:42:52 He'll chime in on things like murder cases and stuff. He goes I don't know. I mean, so but it kills somebody they deserve to go to jail You know? It's everyone has been this right. Goldman brothers just puncher the wall is going right Hey, everyone is been this wrong. Goldman brothers just punch or the wall is going right. He acts like none of these things ever happened. He is out of his tree. You know what I'm saying is if you're a lady,
Starting point is 00:43:11 don't get too nice with waiters. I did it, Confessions of the Kill. What a crazy fucking if I did it. He like, he actually does, he like describes. I don't know if I did it. I would have done it like this. I'm an audio book that. As you're driving, it's deduce.
Starting point is 00:43:29 Yeah. You're listening to if I did it. And then you're gonna see my knuckle gloves, stay at knuckle, don't fit me. I got it. When I go to court for killing Christine, they're gonna go go go go go go go go go go. I don't even, Christine.
Starting point is 00:43:41 I don't know. These things are like, these things are crazy, Dan. Christine, I don't know how, how do gloves work? things are crazy, Dan. I don't know how, how it blooms. Christine and Christine and a bartender from the stand. I'm your AC green. They go, I'm sorry, who is this? I go, damn, so, damn, so do you know who this is? God damn it.
Starting point is 00:43:56 I left my leopard print jacket at the stand. He bring it by. He's like, wow, he's looking more Hollywood with the hair. Looking more Hollywood with the hair. Looking more Hollywood. Can I say something? Can I be honest with you right now? She's not blowing me away right there in that picture. What's the cozy day out?
Starting point is 00:44:13 He's next to Ben Stiller. Is that Ricky Vales all the way to the left? Marsha Brady. Ricky Vales. Yes, indeed it is. So they got those tickets and they're like, hey, sit next to Ben Stiller. So next to Ben Stiller's wife, Christine Taylor. Yeah, a shout out, hey dude. So funny. So why is Ricky not saying next to Pete?
Starting point is 00:44:31 Because he's got Ben Stiller and Emily Rajjikowski next to him. So goddamn funny. And she has her friend and probably assistant. Is Pete learning pajamas? He always is. He dresses like Howard Hughes now. He dresses like a billionaire obsessed with aviation.
Starting point is 00:44:50 Who's the video Sandler walking through Westwood? I do not love it. That's how you know pizza. Pizza's how he used with the giant cock. Look at it, Alfred is ridiculous. He's like, I told you, you the spruce goose is gonna fly We're in shades inside the arena all constantly in constantly shades. Is he now? Yeah Every picture I've seen he's got sunglasses on
Starting point is 00:45:16 The funniest is one of his new instinct where we looked at that clip where you could see clearly see his eyes through the glasses Like damn dude It also looks like Ricky and Pete walk through the same windy tunnel. Yeah. Together. Hey, do you want to walk through the testing out the, the testing out the body of this Lamborghini
Starting point is 00:45:32 against wind resistance? I want to get in that front seat eventually. Emily Reddickowski's still looking at the screens. She has a kiss cam, another kiss cam. She's looking to see if they're showing her on the screen. She's looking to make it a kiss him. on the screen. What am I gonna kiss him? Have they caught me at? It's like, I could take a nap right here.
Starting point is 00:45:48 Hey Emily, where are your kids? Those are the panties, where? It's a company. Yeah, well I don't know. They look like pajamas. They have like weird collar on them. Yeah, it's a velour sweatsuit. You know what's funny dude?
Starting point is 00:46:03 It's a... I remember when we were all on guy code this clothing company called Young and Reckless, send us all stuff. And I remember the girl as dating goes, you're neither young nor reckless. And I was like, yeah, I can't wear this because I was like, you're a bad boy. Don't say that about yourself. I like took a picture of all the stuff. I was like, cool, thanks for the stuff or whatever, but Pete was like dripping in it, like showing up with young and reckless, and they like, he was young and reckless.
Starting point is 00:46:30 And reckless. So they started sending him a bunch of stuff. So I'd see him at the comedy club, and he'd just be dripping in young and reckless. So I can't imagine how much free stuff he gets now. Well, the easiest Pete now. Very, very, very, very. Very, very.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Smart water campaign. Well, he's done a lot of stuff. Yeah, he's a bar He owns yeah, and probably most of his like endorsements are probably multiple million dollar deals Yeah, Taco Bell. Yeah, Taco Bell. He probably got paid my guess Five million for the Taco Bell thing. Yeah, probably right. Yeah, yeah, yeah Money's no man, and then Ricky's just like I struggle that's what's most Interesting. I mean obviously in the beginning it's for a terrible reason with his dad But I mean like I still think I got a case against Picardi for sure
Starting point is 00:47:11 But you know, I'm saying though he's like never had a financial struggle at all Yeah, he's driving a G wagon Well, he was like 18 when he had the and he bought an apartment Yeah, and then they then he made money on that apartment because it was right before they built, I think, Barclay Center. Yeah. So they wanted to knock down like where he's place was.
Starting point is 00:47:32 Oh, I didn't know that. I think he made a bunch of money. Oh, my God. Either that or it appreciated value because it's still just by the, something like that. Either way, he made a ton of money off of that. I bought it right before Barclays when Barclays, when I totally changed the neighborhood
Starting point is 00:47:44 and he made like, like hundreds of thousands of dollars off of that. I bought it right before Barclays, when Barclays, when I totally changed your neighborhood and he made like, like hundreds of thousands of dollars off it, if no millions. I think millions. What's so funny is OJ's like, hey, can you fuck me? I need to get on again, Pete. All these people fuck Pete.
Starting point is 00:47:56 You get on. Oh my, give me a little bit of that. You can do that in my hind quarters. Come get a little pulp out of the juice. Hey, which one I come from? I'm squeeze in the juice and then Casey Anthony's like we've got a call in the pt Davidson to fuck yeah, we don't know big a turn around put your big old hog My dirty pillars rip my shit Get the juice back in the game. Pull my pink sock out of my bunghole. I want a deviated
Starting point is 00:48:23 Boy that would be just lovely here. we go. It's such a juice Juicies. Oh you're getting the juice. Oh the juices loose on you giant dog I can really pop. Yeah, true that Kacey Anthony gives her a backward. Go ahead. I'm sorry. I didn't do it What do you think my question is gonna be? Why did I wait 31 days to? How do I still look? Has my skin still look so great all these years later? Dad just guilt not eat it me. He goes, hmm, that wasn't the question,
Starting point is 00:48:50 but I'll take the answer on that. Can I give you my knee jerk reaction? I'd probably look a lot worse if I had a daughter. Hey, if I had a child, that'd be great. If you go, what are you wondering? How my skin regimen is so good, he goes, stress free life. Yeah, I sleep in when I want to, I eat whatever I want.
Starting point is 00:49:06 I know where I want, when I want, I live for me. Yeah. Do everything in your power to protect your daughter. The public thought that she, you know what? She has the final mark of Florida trash. There she is partying. Damn, dude, with her kid missing, she's partying like that. Go back a little bit.
Starting point is 00:49:21 I can say what I can see about this girl. We go back. Okay, I want to go back. We go back. I just want to show from this picture right girl. Wait, before you go back, before you go back, I just want to show from this picture right here. Yeah, this picture right here. Here's K-F-E. By the way, here's the whole problem.
Starting point is 00:49:29 And here's what probably happened. But just real quick, boring nerd shit. We are going to tweet this out at the Bonfire SXM on this trailer so you can watch along. It's at 37 seconds in. We're talking about the picture of Casey Anthem. Yes. What she has, I bet these have disappointed you several times
Starting point is 00:49:46 in your life. Mooshed up blue. She was flat. She was a hot chick for sure. And the reason some guy probably didn't love her enough because what she has are those titties that she can build great cleavage with, but it's because they are just long empty sacks.
Starting point is 00:50:02 Yeah. And you can see that right? And that's sure what's happening right there. It's all mushed up, Titt. We call them winter sock tits. They hang like winter socks. Yeah, tube socks, and you push them back up. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:14 She should have three red stripes around the base of her tits. I go, I don't know if I'm going skiing. I want to throw on a pair of those tits. Just keep my feet warm. And I'll tell you what, some guy heard her because of those flap jacks. So she heard what he loved. And then she took the kid.
Starting point is 00:50:29 She drowned the kid. But she has to. So she get a Ford. She has one of the ultimate markings of Florida garbage, which is a shoulder tattoo that kind of peaks over. It's a back tattoo that kind of peaks over the shoulder. Yeah. So when you get it down to a tank top
Starting point is 00:50:45 You're like, oh you killed your daughter. Yeah, yeah, Christine's got a daughter killer tattoo damn Don't leave her alone with Isabella. You have a shoulder tattoo back short tattoo with flowers watch play play the thing you said Yeah, you have a daughter you have a daughter you have a daughter you're called You know they have like a widow maker. They're called a widow maker The daughter murder Yeah, dude if you have a, if you have a shoulder tattoo, they creeped some of the side. You can't be left alone with small children.
Starting point is 00:51:11 But yeah, see what I mean? Casey didn't want to be a mother. Drone. Oh, she got an answer. She killed the baby. It's not the Casey that I use. Shut up. She loved that child. I don't know. At life. I knew she loved that child Been no one asked why
Starting point is 00:51:39 Why did you lie? Oh, dude are all episodes out? God, I hope so today Crushing that on Tuesday because this is terminator timeline. I'm crushing that whole thing. Oh, I'm in Houston at the improv this weekend. Yeah Taking it down. I'm watching that next week. We'll talk a little casing. Oh, that'll be our fucking lost. Oh, we don't do lost tapes last week. Oh You're in Los Angeles never mind everything sucks. We can talk about it. Yeah, we can get a better show big J's gonna be a cap city in Austin, Texas tonight Through Saturday. Oh, I got the burpees? Ooh. After that, San Jose improv December 8th to the 10th. Then San Diego.
Starting point is 00:52:13 I'm struggling, dude, I got too excited to talk. I don't know how to breathe. Cap City Thursday through Saturday, San Jose December 8th to the 10th. And then it'll be in San Diego, Indianapolis and Chicago, big J comedy for all the info. And then of course,
Starting point is 00:52:26 it's gonna be in the improv in Houston, watching Casey Anthony all week. Maybe I'll do watch along instead of comedy. That'd be nice. I'd love that. It's such a big room. It sits like 450 people. And I'm gonna Doug Benson figure out how to tour,
Starting point is 00:52:41 never do just the stress of standup comedy. Yeah. Yeah, he's gonna be in Houston at the improv this weekend or tonight through Saturday as well. If you make the if you make the trip, if you catch me and Dan have a picture of yourself at both shows. We're gonna find some stuff to give you. I find some stuff to give you. After that, he's gonna be in Brooklyn, Brooklyn for one night only and then Philadelphia, back at helium in
Starting point is 00:53:05 December for tickets and all tour dates go to dancoder dot com is the bonfire sure is sharia hey guys x was in the podcast and always remember you can go to serious xm dot com slash bonfire for a special offer to hear us on the actual radio as well here on the actual radio as well.

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