The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Hot Dog Salad

Episode Date: July 18, 2023

DJ Lou's health problems persist and Jay has no idea how George Michael died.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Oh yeah. I'm back. I'm back in bright orange today,. I'm back.

I'm back in Bright Orange today, but I'm back. You are peacocking today. So are you coming down the street? You're peacocking. You're with Bear Crusher. You're on the fully loaded tour. You're coming back walking on the street. Peacocking.

Did I punch drunk? I am punchy from that tour. It looks amazing, but it looks very taxing. It is very, very taxing. I don't know how Bert does it with regularity. Alcohol drugs and a team of people. No, he's no drugs. Oh, you mean like medication drugs. Oh, yes, yes, yes, not like meth. Yeah, you're doing meth in alcohol. No, he has teeth. Yeah, go tell you do it. Methan alcohol. Yes, yes, yes. Is that dying?

No, he has teeth. He, um, God bless a man. He could just go though. What do they say? He's got the Babe Ruth gene. He's got it. I don't know. I feel like I've been hit by a bus.

The bottom of my foot hurts from a lazy rivering, which is a, which is in not the right cell for what that was. It was a highly active river, I would argue, that had water falls in it that we went over. We went to a lazy river in Boise, Idaho. I got on the thing, we're all tethered to each other. Lazy river, I was told, I had my cigarettes on my tummy. You can't.

You can't have your... A lighter? The keyword is river, Jay. I had, I was in a tube. Yeah, but you're in the tube in a river. I'm expecting some splashing. What do you think is gonna be vagus? Well, I was expecting some splashing.

Here's what I was not expecting. The bottom of the inner tube mesh. So the second you get in it, your back gets filled up with freezing cold 50 degree river water that goes right in your back gets filled up with freezing cold 50 degree river water that goes right in your back. They then inform you of all the crazy things in this river. And then we start going cigarettes on a lit one, smoked it, as I'm coming to the end

of it, white water rapids. And immediately the cigarettes go flying off into this river, my whole pack and lighter just falls into the water. As a me. Everything destroyed that mattered to me. You gotta get a wet bag. You need a wet bag, go.

Sure do. You need a wet bag, put all your shit in the wet bag. And as an angler, because I am an angler, a fly fisherman, and I've fished a lot of rivers that have people like you coming down the river. And in front of them usually, oh behind them is usually cans, cigarettes, fucking sandwich wrappers.

We hit all of our dirties. Yeah, we hit the dirt. We hit the dirt. I'll tell you what, in the most unflattering position, in a very childlike activity of fun, having someone do a very childlike thing to me, I've gotten as aggressive as I've ever gotten in a silly position.

They tickled you? I want to know. They, people on the river, I don't know what this thing is. Everyone says this is not true. They have a bunch of people at Super Soakers. Yeah. And they soak up and then when you pass by, they shoot up into the air and like Super Soaker. The first time they did it, they hit some people and I was like,

Hey, that's enough, man. I was like, it's part of the experience, like, no. And then further down the river, it happened, it would be in a tube y'all, you f**k, you cousin f**king hillbilly. Did you, were you sure? No, I, here's the thing. Now, here's what I really hate about it. Not yet. I didn't think that this was a getting wet activity.

I don't like taking my shirt off in a situation, but I would have taken my shirt off if I knew it was, you know what I mean? I didn't wear a baby shirt. I wore it in a shorts and underwear. You want to take your shirt off, you knew nobody would be around at all. It's not even that.

I don't care. Stoffrose had his shirt off. There's a lot of bad bodies with shirts off. He had a shirt off because Stoffrose gets naked. No, no matter what. My point is being now. I'm not like a a sore thumb spectacle in this group with my shirt off. I would have taken it off, but I am in my sleeveless shirt. And yeah, I feel like a god damn fool. I, I, I'm not at the point where I can take my shirt off yet. It's something in me. I still go to the beach, even up in the Hampshire.

In the water. Everybody looks like shit in the water. In the water. I am not at the stage where I'm like, Hey, I can take my shirt off. How about pool? Nope. I don't know. It's, it's a, I don't know.

Not yet. It's in. There I am. Yeah. Want to know. You look good. You really do never hear about. I don't know. It's a, I don't know yet. Not to tell you it's a, there I am. Yeah, what's in it? You look good. You really do never hear about

the New Hampshire being known for hot buds. There's not, I call them thin people. The men look like their wives. The wives look like their husbands. It's just thin people with gray hair and they have catalog clothes. Everything they wear is from a fucking catalog. There's some little saying on it.

Oh, look, there you go. Hey, thank you once again for a little festival for getting the worst angle of me possible. Can you get me bunched up, or I'm all tinn- I think I've lost weight in the last five weeks. That is not encouraging. Yeah. That looks fun, though, you guys are all together.

Who has a sweatpants on? I'll tell you what, that actually- Why I think you didn't think you were gonna get wet. That's hilarious that Bert has a shirt on where he should have his shirt off. Well, no, he put it on. Here's where you're seeing right here. Why I'm not in that wide shot they just had.

If you go back, you'll notice I'm not involved in that. That is because we stopped right there at that little side beach and I was done. River, I think there was 15 more minutes of it left, but I didn't know that and I got out. Once I was out, I'm not going back in, but I had to walk up. You can't just get out. No, you can't. Yeah, but you get out of a river, you have to walk to the point where they

pick you up, right? It was 30 feet. Oh, but you had to walk up. Here's a thing to go up. It's a dirt and rock hill that I didn't over think about and made myself limp for the rest of the tour because of those rocks smashing at the bottom of my feet. It was, there was our tour guide right there

in the pink shorts. She was muscular and then the guy with his back turned, standing up, that's Cole. Cole was super handsome, tan, in shape guy, covered in back knee. I've never seen anything like it, grotesque. Oh, really? Covered in it, and his forehead too.

But also, I'd say they were pretty terrible at what they did their jobs because we had dangerous, dangerous injury causing encounters with the brush on the side. Former porn star current DJ Carter Cruz went up a tree. She, her thing went up. Like it was fucking great. They had no control over this

And then by the way as we go starry Christine that one's enough You see that's a good photo who's that that's Carter Cruz, okay, she looks all right Yeah, former points are yeah, former porn star current DJ Her foosball skills are in seat and her foosball skills are insane But the rivers because of all the rain that we had, all the rivers are fucking crazy right now. You're not supposed to go down these things right now because the river was so high. This was closed for a long time. They showed where the water line was was like six feet up.

Yeah. It was crazy. Um, well, I'll tell you what, it went down because our asses also got hit by many rocks on the unannounced waterfalls on this lazy river. Waterfalls? Yes. By the way, I could lazy, you could talk me to lazy river again, but we're in a boat. We're in a big, and not a boat. Can you get a boat?

No, no, one of the boats they have. Like an inflatable boat. Like it's going to be a raft. You want to do a river raft? If you're going over waterfalls, that, no, one of the boats they have. Like an inflatable boat. Like it's gonna be a raft. Do you wanna do a raft? You can't do a river rafting. If you're going over waterfalls, that is a lot different cell than a lazy river. Yes. But the thing is, when someone says river,

I mean, you assume you're gonna get wet. You assume that things could happen. I wasn't worried about getting wet. I just didn't think I was gonna be one sitting in water because the bottom of the thing is mesh. Yeah. Didn't see that coming. I didn't know I was gonna get super soaked by, by,

cousin fucking hillbillies. It's better than a bone arrow and having them make you suck as dick. It's why you're on like a pig. Mm-hmm. That could have sucked. I'll tell you what there was there though, because this is a Boise State. Yeah.

So it is, I mean, how much area I saw that there would be pussy hair. If they had pussy hair, nice. A lot of that, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like little thin, like just covers their, uh, their clip, like with, and you're like, damn, and you'd see all their little, your little first peeking out. It. That's great that Jay's non-shallotly looking at pussy hairs sneaking out. It's perfect. I know some college girls. What? What do you guys do with the river?

Ha ha ha ha. We mean Don went river rafting with Max last year, but it was a drought last year, which was worse. So we had a walk a lot of the river, because you couldn't get over the rocks. So we had to just walk through ankle high water sucked worse. That's that's that was worse. That would be worse. It was a sad river. It was a drought and they still sold the fucking tubes and we had to get out at a bunch of points. But I

love that. I love lazy river. Also, and then one of the other reason I got out too is I was never quite comfortable in that. there were sort of small tubes Yeah, you know, I mean like it was it was not like really so you couldn't have like your head back on it You know, I mean you could have got the XL tube They just gave us these tubes. I'm jujuggin that doesn't exist. I of course it does You think there's not bigger tubes well, they don't have fatter tubes for jump your people Of course they do I went that in dude I do the eye-ass.

Oh, maybe not this place. This place by just has one standard tube. I'm saying you can go to a store though. I mean, look at fucking star versus a tube and a tube. That's terrible. That's terrible. And we really make Santina look great. Santina does look good.

Mark Norman too, that cock sucker is so quietly in phenomenal shape. Yeah, it makes me sick. He's got, he just like, he never really over does anything just like a T-shirt and button-down shirt guy, and then he just has a carved body underneath. Yeah, we can hope that he looks like Norman McDonald at the end of his life though. We can swells up. Just hope that he gets fucking coke bloat. Yeah, coke bloat.

Oh yeah. Some type of tumor on the side of his neck. Yeah. That looks like fun though, man. It was. Now this picture. You know what really hurt my films when you were like, Jay, are any of those you?

I'm like, which one did you think was me, Bobby, and that hurts? I thought you were the one on the right. I thought you was Santino. Did you really? I swear to God, I thought you was. I thought the ozampic. You thought I was that pretty great. Oh, it really goes, well, do you got a musk

you are back in a nice, by the way, Centino, nice ass. Yeah, for a red head, which is rare. I have a bird ass. It's hilarious. Everyone thinks that's birds dick coming through. What is it? What is it? What is it? It's just like a thing from like what's in the background? Are you sure? Yeah. Zoom in, it looks like a peepy it really does I know everyone's everyone's Mention this to me. Did they add that that is his is team add a hog a nice hog in the front No, but that's a great idea. I'd say what if I took that picture

I'd be like I'll do the picture But you're gonna put a different person's, like a ridiculous muscular body with my head on the background and make sure you have a cock like coming over the side. Stavros. I love that penis. Stavros looks sad. We get a...

Stavros looks like I don't wanna do this. And I'm getting that vibe from the back of him. We get a Stavros on soon, as we haven't had him on. Yeah, we have to get him on soon before he fucking dies He's so funny. I gotta talk to that kid man He likes it. He does He's pretty unabashed with it like I don't really I've actually said that a couple of times I think when a

Stobros did something. We're wasn't even stovros. There's this guy who performed which Jacob if you've never heard of this guy Maybe one of the most amazing things I've ever seen, his name's Steel Beans. Do you know, have you ever heard of him for him? No. He's a one man band, but it looks like it's impossible what he's doing, I gotta write, watch him do it live. He's, it's STEL, beans. Watch this guy, watch whatever,

like his biggest video is, because I'm gonna be honest. Now, let me ask you a question, because this whole thing. Mm-hmm. Well I was like, I wish I was unabashedly fat with the point I was gonna make. I wish I was just like, take my shirt off on stage

or just have like reckless abandon whether I just hate it. It's a stripped down naked on stage, which really just seems so like knowing you, it seems crazy that you would have ever done that. You should've stripped down naked on stage. And they get down to my underwear. Down to your underwear. When?

Oh, early, early comedy. Oh, okay. But I mean, it was my closing bit. Keith saw me do it before. I thought Bert made everybody do that the last night. No, but he makes a lot of it. Yes, he does put a lot of ideas that you're as comfortable as he is,

which is funny always. Well, on this, on that thing, when they took that photo, is that the grand canyon? Not the gorge. The gorge, okay, so it's the gorge. Where the fuck is that, Ohio or something? Washington State. Washington State, you guys go up there,

were you there for that? No. So what does he say? We should all get naked and take a photo? Yeah. And everybody's like, okay. Well, who is the other people in the photo? It's Andrew Santino all the way to the right. Mark Norman.

Bert Stavros. Can we pick an ass? Which ass would you like? Which ass? I would tell you normally speaking. I would pick Mark Norman because I know he's got he's got a nice round the also, but I will say Santino's got a nice ass. Santino's got a really nice ass, but I think can you zoom in a little bit, Christine? I don't want to brag But I'm just gonna say it mines better than all of them of course. We're not gonna want to do them We're not doing that. Well the Jacob you say things like that. I don't have to ask you to give me a taste at some point I mean, it's just you want me to lie? No, I don't need to lie I picture your ass being very mark norm and desk. I think it is in the vein of Mark Norman, yeah.

Are you sure that's not a ding ding in the front? Yeah. Okay. J.D. That does look... No, I know for sure. That's not a... I also promise you, Bert's dick isn't that big.

It had been face to face with it. Can I say something too? It's so funny because Stavros and Bert aren't covering their dingings, but Norman and Santino are both covering their dingings, but Norman and Santino are both covering their junk. Yeah, because they're because oddly enough, they're still the two most Bashful when it comes to this stuff and they both have their pants around their ankles the other two are completely naked in the flops Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't break all that down. You're absolutely right. That's crazy They're like I'm gonna'm gonna do this because I have to, but I am pulling my ship back up and I'm covering my deck. Just in case somebody is on the cliff,

like there's a sniper with a scope on the cliff across the way looking at my ding-ding. I don't even see Star Rose's clothing anywhere. Okay, left it at the car. They just walked all the way to the place. They walked over, they walked over naked. They don't give a shit. But Mark, I'm gonna have to go with birds ass. It looked comfortable.

Yeah, birds doesn't have a terrible ass, but it's like with that the body with above it is what makes it not look as good as it could. I'm gonna go bird, centeno, Norman and I think we have the same ass. No. Yeah. No, you don't see Christine arguing. She took us. I break it off the top. Christine. I'm seeing us. Shut up, Christine.

They have the same ass. You're laughing through it. No one just shut up. Say nothing. Christine, look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

Does J and startups have the same ass? They do not. not they do not they look different. Okay, they look different but the same God damn it God damn it what at what at what ask would you go Lou all them? What do you mean go out on date with He's taking it too far you know you're talking to over there. Yeah Do you talk to? You're talking too far? Do you know you're talking too over there? Yeah, I'm talking to the Dunkin' Dunk. Mark Norman has a perfect size. I don't think Jacob has a better ass than that, buddy.

So I'll let you down. Jacob? This is offensive. I mean, I know he's trying to trigger me. And by the way, mission accomplished. I am the expert of touchy. Just give us a quick taste. Not too much.

I wouldn't take this photo. I just know I quietly know it. We should replicate the photo today in here. I would do underwear. Christine, you're into. By the way, we could replicate this technically. We really, I'm like, like, you could, we could really put you in place of Stavros.

Why do I gotta be Stavros? Hyte. What? Hyte. All right. Uh, I'd be burnt. What the fuck, Jacob? Why are you the guy?

Well, we're just talking asses here. Ha ha ha ha. Um, I'm just going, I'm just going left to right. Jacob and then Lou would be Santino. Thank you. Because you got that juice juice. I'm trying to build you up right now because it comes to my attention that you're still dying currently.

Well, I just got high levels of triglycerides. Didn't go down a peep. A peep? Luke took the retest last week. Two weeks apart, I took care of him. Casually told us to result outside today. A little context, everybody. A couple of weeks ago, we, Luke, he got his results.

He did a test and shocking. Yeah, the lady when she called was surprised the answer because she thought she was going to get a family member. It's been late. I she was gonna get a family member Yeah, I'm gonna hold this guy stop everything. She didn't call it. She calls his emergency number context triglyceric his triglyceride level now on over 150 is considered very high and his was 8,000. 850. That was 930. 839.

839. And what's it supposed to be? It was 150. It was 150. 150 is high. 150 is like, dude, you got to do something. Like 80 is okay. You know, but over 150 you're fucked.

What is it? What's making them so high high I eat all those hot dogs it's hot dogs it's a hundred percent hot dogs I look it up it's hot dogs if you eat if you eat hot dogs for a week you'll try to let's or I'll probably go die you get well you yeah you come close to death yeah I mean I talk to eat more than say five of them wait talking about a barbecue now I told you my brother's friend stole from a shop right right? Right, right, oh yeah, yeah. Fill that fridge with all shit you really shouldn't eat.

Yeah, but still. I mean, like, how many are you really eating like five hot dogs a day? I don't even eat that much. I eat once a day before I go to bed. But it's five hot dogs. So maybe there's two hot dogs and then sleepy. Two hot dogs isn't it? That sounds like a homeless people do.

I know. I eat once a day and then I fall asleep and I've got to Make it through today Get it off Christine. Don't put that up I mean, I'm not Lou, but that'll make you kill myself. What he knows But does he well you look it up Lou? Do you look up shit when you see you could get that? I've stopped. I'm not looking anything up now. Did you stop eating? Shackless rides You know what that was the first thing I did you know what I know it's killing me I'm not looking anything up now. Did you stop eating... Shiggy's rides?

Yeah. You know what? That was the first thing I did. You know what? I know it's killing me, but let me get into order that triglyceride toast. It's like avocado toast, but when I go to the triglycerides, how many tests are gonna lie to me?

These tests are the truth. So you stopped eating, you ate healthy for a week, right? I ate the shit out of salads and everything, and I took blood thinners, I got, and note not one point down, the exact same amount. Christine, look what you can put on a salad. It really does look very strong. Look up what-

There's no way that's background, Jay. It's not his dick. How do you know? It is his- One, he said that, he was like, no, no, no, it's not his dick. What's two? I always need a two. If you give me a one, you gotta give me a two.

You can't just give me a one. That's like saying A and then not- If you get zooming on it. You'll see also. That's the other thing Take that as a two reducing your calories choosing healthy fats So wait, no, no, how do you not how do you lower what could you put on a salad that would raise your triglycerides? I don't know what is Lou putting on this your triglycerides, I wonder no. What is Lou putting on this sale? Hot dogs, he's saying. He's having hot dogs.

He's having a hot dog salad. Well, we got all these dogs. Can I have a sees the hot dog? I don't eat the way a person who should have, you know, nine times the amount of fat blood. Is it booze? And no, is it beer? Why are you singing?

Look up the booze, look up a booze, raise your triglycerides. You try to ease it in, I was why are you singing look up a boost look up a booze raise your checklist right try to ease it in I like that is it is it your alcohol intake blue many hot dogs are still hot dogs you know that right also delicious but it's five to one yeah wrapping hot dogs in bacon is not a good thing I mean you know once in a while you as you think it might be the alcohol is a good thing. I mean, you know, once in a while. You think it might be the alcohol that's a good question? You think it might be the booze? I don't know. I've been being pretty good about it. What's pretty good?

Six a night, six alcohol drinks a night, and dinner. Yep. It says alcohol in general raises trich律strikes quickly. Yep. You said you drink six drinks a night where you stop drinking six drinks a night. What do you a Navy seal? What? Well,

probably been watching Navy seals. These are all drugs. Every single day. He loves that blood. I might join. I might do buds. Yeah. I might have to take a couple months off to go do buds

in San Diego. I might be a cumma seal. Just let you know. I believe in this country. I might be a cumma seal, just to let you know. I believe in this country. God bless America. I'm gonna turn it around. What does that other word of demolition? No, that's the thing that they have to go through

the buds school to become an AV seal. You know, they ring the bell if they quit, which I'll never do. Bobby, you learned this from an hour long drama. It's an hour long, 45 minutes with commercials, but I watch it on a prime, so I don't get the commercials, just goes to black and comes back.

Little sound bed, dramatic music, then comes right back. Yeah, there you go. I'll hold that fucking log up all day. You, I won't drop it. Well, not with a bunch of other guys helping you. Of course, that's what we do with brothers, man. Yeah, you and your brothers hold logs together. That's right.

Get on the sand, Jacob. Hey, wait a second, I'm saying. You see this motion, I'm doing it with my hand. I'm doing this Jacob. Hey, wait a minute, Sam. See this motion? I'm doing it with my hand. I'm doing this with my hand, which is like whacking off. I think I could have done this. Lou, this might be the listen, buddy. Let me tell you what I hate in my life.

Salads? I hate salads. In my life, I've made a lot of salad on this tour, actually. My triglycerides on point. Now, I hate to say this, Lou, because, I've made a lot of sales in this tour actually. I drink this rides on point. Now, I hate to say this, Lou, because, and I mean this, I've lost anybody to have, almost to have drinks within my life. Like, somebody got Christine, Bobby's never drank.

So that's gonna be, well, I mean, before I knew you, well before I knew you. Yes. So, I'll drink for you. So, don't. Let's do it, dude. that's gonna be it. Well, I mean, before I knew you, well before I knew you. Yes. Soater. I'll drink for you. So don't. Let's do it, dude. Let's do it tonight.

I'll drink if you stop, Lou. Okay. How's that? Just the perfect time. Yeah. Well, soda doesn't drink. David and Louis drink, but they don't like, we're not really out together in that kind of capacity much.

It's, I've lost all my people who are drinking have some drinks with me, Lou, but this might be the same thing you have to stop. This is what got Sodor. Sodor was nothing behavioral, it was all medical. Oh, right, yeah. He didn't stop drinking because it was like shit. I woke up and forgot what I did.

It wasn't that, it was like he was going to the doctor and they were like, yeah, did you got to like, try and guess what, here's the problem. Just try glycerides with fucking high. Maybe. Buddy. Would you stop for a month and see what happens? Yeah, that's fine. I'm not that in love with it. Yeah, you are, but if you stop No, you'd married if you could go as legal in this country You thought about moving the Russia word is legal to marry vodka Could you stop you think for a month?

Yeah. Like in a social anything, I think it's nicer with a few cool ones. Yeah, we all do. Could you quit for six months and see if you can really turn this around? I don't know if a month's going to do it. Six months, it's a Christ. I'll tell you what. I got a gel.

I think if you quit. You want a tour with Dan Natterman. Why don't you give yourself like, do six weeks and then go take the test again. Dan, you'll have your answer. I mean, you would think my doctor would be worried and give me a ring. Tell me about this.

What's the next steps? I don't know. Well, they don't give a shit about that. What kind of insurance you got? Serious ex-I'm insurance? Well, when they called you for the newest test, there was no alarm in their voice. We got your results.

They're the same by. You get another. What's the serious X-Men doctors? You just, hello, I'm Dr. High-Pitch Eric. I'm here. No, they send you an email. And you get your lab results. But what do they tell you to?

Any doctor worth their salt sees 900 is gonna get it get it give you a call Jacob It's not 1939 where they come to your house with a bag He's got seven million people. He's got the Send an email I do a case no Jacob. I remember I had to think I told you they had a email. I do hate case. No, Jacob. Jacob, I remember you remember I had the thing I told you they had a they had a receptionist call me to tell me that I have an incurable lifelong skin disease. And that's how she described it to me that I had to go out. Yeah, that was remember that that was

crazy. What is it? What do you have? You're de Korea. What the fact is it contagious? No. What does it do? Nothing puts like like red blemishes like freckles on my body in places. Oh, that's cute. It's nothing. That's not bad. It probably tanked about four years in my life. That's pretty life-renowned for a while.

Really? A complete pure obsession. Yeah. Well, here's, by the way, I'm still problematic with it, but like I've just if it makes sense like I've Would you call it conducted my life to a way that I really don't see it? I've I've developed this is gonna sound weird which I've noticed little fatty deposits That I that don't leave like I lost the weight and I still have like look at see right there See that little fat thing that That little bump on my hand?

Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Like, I, like that's a- That's loose skin. No, no, no, no. No, that's like a fat thing. Like dogs have that. You have like a little a lot of fat, fat club.

Yeah, I have a fat club. All right, we don't have to club, got a glob. You look a dog with a glob. I don't wanna be a dog with a glob. It's harmless. You're a glob. Yeah, well that's a thing. As these things are harmless, I got them checked out. I don't want to be a dog with a glob. It's harmless. You're a glob. Yeah. Well, that's a thing, as these things are harmless, I got them checked out.

I have one on my hip. It's like a little glob, a dog glob. Yeah. And you can't, like, they were like, yeah, just leave it. I'm like, are you sure it's not, like, gonna kill me someday? No, it's just a fatty. It'll suck it out.

No, like, you know, our doctor friend, Dr. Bill, I went to his apartment one day and he stuck needles in it and tried to suck stuff out of it. Nothing came out of him. That's weird. He shouldn't go, let's see if we can get something out of it. He should know that works or doesn't. And when you're on Coke and you got needles, you do weird shit.

Dr. Bill, do. Dr. Bill is the best. Yeah, this is the cure for, move those peas right there. It's cure for baldness. Yeah, you figure off right over next to the cheeses. Right there, that vial that, can you figure out if you're going to figure back? Yeah, it goes stem cells, it goes rub it on there.

It goes, rub it on there. Don't touch my dairy for your ice cream. Oh yeah, I want you to see this guy. Oh, you know what? I know we're good. Let. Oh, you know what? Oh, no, we're good. Let's watch. This is steel beans. One man banned. He plays the drums. This is like just the drums and this is most viewed thing. Yeah. Is it? I've seen this guy. You have. I have, but I didn't watch it. So I'm going to go to one where he's it. Go back

to his go back to the page. Go to the one where he's it. Go back to his, go back to the page. Go to the one where he's in his, uh... Is this guy on the tour? Is he the one that's in there? He did the one day. Okay. Do that one right there. That's one?

No, no, no, the one where he's in his house. That's one? Yeah. Look at his startups. Yes. Jacob, look at this. Wow! Jacob, look at this. Wow. That's fucking impressive.

That's impressive. That's pretty crazy. Why is he not touring? He is. He just opened for a tenacious D apparently on their tour. I would go, I wish he played in front of the cure instead of that fucking silly bitch they had. Did it was, I'll tell you what, I went to go watch from the top of the gorge, like to look down at it. When he started playing and then I was quickly I was like, yeah, we gotta go like, I wanna see this flake up close.

You were looking at, you went to the bottom of the gorge to look up at what? No, to the top of it to look down the stage when he went on Oh, cuz it was I get you but I was so like far away that I was like then I'm gonna go like side stage and see if this is possibly happening. Wow. That's awesome When you're watching it live like I don't You're trying to catch him like messing up Wow, is he that good in every song or is it just one good song? No, no, go go back to that page again Always opening for tenacious do I think this is gonna be a

Pillow cube but go back also Yeah, pillow cube my fucking sponsor. It's not gonna be good cuz it's like It's audience It's an audience. That's still fucking impressive, dude. Just a guy out there by himself on everything? It's insane. What the fuck?

So yeah, he's using a drum stick in his right hand that he's playing drums with but that same hand while he's hitting down the drum he's strumming the guitar he's doing hammer-ons with his left for some of the notes. He's using his fingers and then he'll go yeah when they go have to do like like fills he uses hand and drum stick. uses hand and drumstick. That's pretty wild. That's impressive. I would see that guy. I go check him out. Yeah, when he goes see if he put up his thing. We should put up when he's coming around. It's kind of like that Mark Ribbillette guy, but like different kind of thing.

His thing is all like looping type shit. Who's more like linear? Oh, the comic guy. He's not really a comic at all. We interviewed him a long time ago. There he goes. He coming to New York at all He's from Washington state there's the film more. I mean, why would how do you discover that you have that ability? Like do you have no friends? You know what I mean? Are you like alone a lot? How do you how do you go fuck it? I'm just gonna play everything? Yeah, someone said it.

I forget what girls said that words yesterday. They were like, how do you like realize? You can do that. You go you don't realize. Yeah, go play that. That looks awesome. I was gonna volume on this. That's his website. Yeah. But the guys are a beast. That's pretty. It was so, so fucking cool. He came out like in this thing. We just were like a robe open. So he's drumming the guitar and playing the drum at the same time. Yep. That's, that's crazy. Yeah, but he said he opened for them. He should be bigger. He has a scene that follows as me.

Yeah, but he's, he seems like he's getting big because I've seen him. I've seen him on a bunch of things. Yeah, I never heard the name and then when he said he was there yesterday, I just, what, I went and they were like, oh, you gotta see this guy and I was like, I sure. It takes a minute to get big, especially in music. Yeah.

I just watched that WAM documentary. It was good. It's, it was good and then it sucked. DJ Lou watched it, it's in a triglycerides to the roof did you watch it did you know yeah love that you love it you know sweet and fatty that thing but it didn't even get to the end of it it was just kind of like uh...

and then George Michael went to a bathroom now he didn't even do any of that stuff he just was like i came out there was no gay stuff there's no it's like the american sniper when at the end you just see him go off with a guy who you know killed him, like friendly. Yeah. It's the same kind of thing like it just ends. Yeah, it was, it was like there were buildings. I'm gonna go to the bathroom over here.

Don't wait for me. I'm just getting AIDS. It was, it was the build up, build up, and then it was so nice. He's basically his friend, the dude, first of all, I didn't know George Michael was just a fucking Greek. Like they show early pictures of him and he is just a hairy Greek. No, he's such a hairy Greek kid.

They're almost all of those. I think you probably bring a ballista that the Hollywood people who are Greek. Most of it is just the last name you know, plus Opalus. It's that hacky. I think his name is George Michael Opalus. No, his name is not George. His name is. Well, whatever the first name is, but it's Michael Opalus.

His name is. No, not at all. No, it's not. Well, I don't know where I got that terrible information from. Let me back pedal all of that. His name is not Michael Opalus or Michael at all. No, George came from, the Michael came from a friend of his dad's or something like that. Lou. Oh, you don't think it came from Kiriakos Paniyato.

Is George, Kiriakos Panaquatol. I think you just made Michael up. He made Michael and George just, one of his friends, father's, Oh, George from George, like that. That's close. Yeah, Oh, George. From George, yes. Like that. That's close, right? Yeah, a lot of many George, yes. Yeah, the Italian restaurant he loved. Yeah, the name George sucks so hard that it is so funny that we just overlooked it

when it was him. But when you had two first names together, it's a badass combination. But George. George Michaels. Sure, but George is a shit name. Unless you're a monkey. That it's okay. And if you're a curious monkey

If you're a curious man. Yeah, he has a terrible Greek name and his friend which I thought was funny during the whole documentary called him by his real name Really? I thought was hilarious. George. Yeah, George. But Dacatos. So whatever the fuck his name is the fuck? The Ducu. His friend is the nicest human being. Andrew Rijoli. He was. Oh, he's friend of the other guy in the band. He got so much shit. Because, because he was a George Michael.

Well, George didn't, he wrote the stuff at the beginning. And George, no. Andrew, then George was like, listen, I want to do this. And he goes, I want to write this song by myself. I want to do this. I go, go ahead. Everything George wanted to do. He was like, hey, man, I see it. song by myself. I wanna do this, he was like, all right, go ahead. Everything George wanted to do, he was like, hey man, I see it, I see it, it's good, do it.

This is the evolution of what you're supposed to be. It was all about George becoming big. And this kid was like, and then he tapped out. And the last thing was their concert at Wimbley, where he was like, we'll do one more show together, me and you in front of 20,000 people. And they came out and played all their songs that were gay that you didn't know were gay.

Until you found out they were gay. I don't know a lot about it. And then... David Spade's got a great joke about that from years ago. And then they said, good night. And that was it. He was gone. The kid's gone. And never to come back into music again. Like they did this together and George at some point was like, I want to be a huge star. And I got to go. Right. Andrew was dragging him down because he wasn't growing as an artist. He wasn't contributing shit

He was basically just a guitar player at the end and a performer on stage. Even in live it was not live I have the Christmas song. They invited him just to do backup. Even in live, what was not live, if the Christmas song, they invited him just to do backup. So he was back up singer. And Andrew was back up singer. No, just to make him feel good. They put a microphone in front of him and said, yeah, sing if you want.

First of all, mighty. That sucks shit. You know what's funny? Bobby, there's R, and Jacob, I can ask you this too. Does R age difference between you and me? And I don't know if it is enough that you saw George Michael right away and we're like, that's a homosexual man.

Because I don't remember just being like, always one of those kind of guys. And I just don't even mean gay. I meant like, singy, dancing, like pretty boy. That's what I would consider that like a pretty boy, not gay. Now you would realize that's gay immediately. I didn't know his gay until this documentary.

Queen, no idea. Queen, so. I'm the worst at it. I can never tell. Yeah, that's that David Spade joke was so great. He was like, Queen, no idea. He's like,

WAM. I was like, cool name. He goes, but if you go back listening to lyrics, it's in there and he goes, Jitterbug. Jitterbug. You put your ball sack into my mouth, yeah, yeah, jitterbug.

That was on his take the head special. He didn't, Arizona years ago. I couldn't believe that the, Andrew, his name, I couldn't believe he wasn't gay. I always thought he was gay too. Oh, he wasn't? No, he's not gay. He's totally straight. And by association, he's always gonna be considered kind of gay. I bet his wife's gay too. Oh, he wasn't? No, he's not gay. He's totally straight.

And by association, he's always gonna be considered kind of gay. I bet his wife's first words to him, I thought you were gay. No, I just know a gay guy. That's when they rape you to show you what I don't want. But that's like the Judas Priest issue, though. That's the Judas Priest issue, though. The gay guy always becomes the big personality

and the person who like produces the situation. So you end up having the act gay. And then when the other guy comes out, he goes, hey everyone, guess what I'm gay, then you gotta go, oh that's really cool. I support that. Wait a second. Why are you making me gay?

I told you, I'm wearing the same shirts. I didn't know Rick Rom was gay until Pete Correlli told me. My best one was Paul Mooney, because I was standing outside of Caroline's in front of the poster for Paul Mooney But I was just like I had my back to it and someone says I'm about Paul being gay and I was like really Paul Mooney go nothing about him strikes me as gay. He's like a pretty like Bold like I go. I don't know. He's gay for sure And I turn around look the picture and it's like he's got, he's got an, like, an L-matador hat with like little pom-poms coming down.

It's tied under his chin. He's got little circle glasses down. It's like, oh, yep. Yeah, I know he was. Yeah, sure. He reminded me of the solid gold puppet. Remember that? I do remember that.

That's just Paul Mooney reminded me of. Yeah, George Michael and him were hot as shit though. Yeah, yeah, two Greek boys, huh? No, he's a Arab. The other ones are Arab. Easy. Yeah, he's Arab. Yeah, he's Arab.

What do you mean? Ew. I mean, no, that's cool. Before 2001. Yeah, he's Greek. He's Arab. They were best friends. Here's the problem.

No George Michael. Fuck himself. The problem is with the two of them no matter How good looking Andrew originally was the problem is You got George Michael next to every time and that guy They can't ugly him up and he had some real shit hair situations. I'm even talking about the floppy hair I'm talking about like the dry poo stuff. He was not George was not good looking at the beginning. The other guy was the good looking one. Look at the one up to the top left. George Michael was fucking ugly dude.

He looked like a pizza delivery guy. Go up a little further. Right there. George Michael's not going to look in. I would 100% pick the guy on the left. The guy on the left looks like a the less pressed in S. Quarer.

George Michael's had like a little chubby. You're not wrong by the way. He George Michael's press an S. Quarer. But George Michaels had like a little chubby. You're not wrong by the way. He George Michael does look like shit there. He looked at the beginning when they were in high school. They made it when they were 20 in their 20s. That's when they became big who started to become big. And George Michael, he actually started dressing them. He picked all the clothes, design, everything.

He's laughing some say, gait him up and then he's like, wait, you've been gait this whole time? Man, WAM exclamation point. WAM. It is a gay name. It's a super gay name. It's also really putting it in your face.

Exclamation point. He goes, we're here, we're queer. WAM. What was the WAM song? What was the first song that you might want? That one. Jeter bug. No. Yes, for sure. It was the rap. It was What was the first song that you might want? That one. Jeterbug. No.

Yes for sure. It was the rap. It was the rap. It was the first before that. This was after. The rap. The rap was the first one. When George Michael...

Jeterbug's something. Hey, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know what? If any guy ever does a dance move where he puts his hand fingers on his temples and goes back and forth He's gay for sure What are the hits did they have cuz I'm flanking The first was a wrap What was the what was it called I think it was called it was the rant he actually had to go

Young guns he had to go in they had they put them on the road So they go on the road and do this thing live in front of fucking crowds But at like you know like not wham fans it was like circus events and shit, right? Well, that weird weird. Yeah, this is The rap was not the wham rap was There it is. All right. What's happening?

Vamping until Christie gets a car. Oh, I'm wondering why I was logged in. Very much. There it is. This is the first one. That's his girlfriend. That's Andrew's chick that they were dating. Bobby's on a documentary high.

I am. I watch this on the way home driving from the hamster in the car That's terrifyingly dangerous. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, there he is Oh my Christ they were in the band the two girls We should put this over Jason Alice's only fans First second That's That's never going out of my head what the Jason Ellis only fans. It's haunted me It's really that was that was something else. I woke up in the tiny house

It's a great beginning of a sentence. This should have nothing to do with chase notes only I woke up in a cold sweat. I woke up in the tiny house And I and I and I all I saw was a as a black dude, Tishing weights and him on top of him. And I had to pray. I literally had to sit up and like say the this running prayer God please grant me to not think about this right now. Yeah. As you look at your boy, look, get out of my head. Yeah, as you look at your boy Get out of my head Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi I don't know a guy said something about what Jesus Christ please know Christine. I can't it was like a guy What please Christine?

Here's what you know the blowjob thing that he does when he pulls this part where he pulls his weener from behind like that Some girl was saying like a guy told her that's like the best way to get your dick sucked and then it just right I was like, oh, I saw something this week. Oh. Oh. All right. I don't disagree with that. But by the way, I didn't realize, by the, pretty cool,

he has spider webbing around his coming out of his ass hole. It really is a target. Oh, now it's stuck in my head. Guys, we had what? Here's a, Jason Ellis has spider web, you know, people doing their elbows, the spider webs coming out of the elbow He hasn't coming out of his ass hole. Oh, I see Do you get it now

Okay, good best is rap. Oh god Jay That's a little boy. Let's hit it, but down the center, and the boy on what's with the frown. But in the town, all you could say is the same. Pause it again, you know? I get black people a hard time a lot, and I gotta say though, this isn't cool. This isn't cool.

This was so early in rap too, and they were just like, yeah, well, black people are doing it. We just, it's, it didn't, this at this time, these years, what is this 1981? Two. Yeah, one. Um, it no white person was gonna do a cool black people were barely doing rap cool in 1981. You know, they were still figuring it out. This is bad. This was in here. I'm sorry black people. This is in Europe though. This was not in America. They were not even known in America. So in Europe it was fine. No, how about how about blonde?

And blondie is who? Oh, Oh, Those lyrics make me want to I listen to this weekend for some I played it for somebody I was against the worst rap ever is blondie. You know, I got a And they actually call it the first rap song, which is so shitty to do to black people. They say that's the first oftentimes. we'll call that the first rap song The man from Mars is eating bars and now you're out there and he goes outside

And he bips the thing and then he eats your car and goes to a bar I like it you don't you don't like it. You don't. Ha, come on. You don't. Is it? It's good, embarrassing. This is good. She's freestyle.

I can do it. She's not freestyle. Why can't I do this? I believe you. In the car, having a cigar, driving home, thinking to dick, don't a belly here, I am. Having stars, looking in the sky, I'm Bobby K. I'm here to say, Christine, hey, you're gay.

It's just as good. Next. Andrew Rige, he wasn't gay. But what was their actual, aside from the one with Jitterbug, there was no other major hit? No, no, no. No way. Christmas is getting weird.

How about Carolis Whisper? Well, Carolis Whisper came out, but the Christmas song was a big one too. That was their first hit, but what happened? Was it really? It came with his first hit. They wrote it together. He went and produced it with somebody else in LA, came back, reproduced it himself,

and then, but what happened? Live aid came out. No, not live aid. What was the Christmas song from Europe? USA for Africa. What was that song though Cole? What was it? Yeah, you're a fucking savant It's Chris. They know it's Christmas Okay, so he was his whole goal is to have four number one hits that year his Christmas song which is huge this one He did it They asked him to do that song to help starving people in Africa

They asked him to do that song to help starving people in Africa. So he went and did that song with them. And they released them both that year. Their song was number one because it was helping starving kids in Africa. His song was his song was number two. Yeah. And he donated all the money to his Christmas song to starving kids. And then he went to Africa and got AIDS. No, he actually went to a park in West Hollywood and got AIDS.

Just seen, turn this song. This is a song, Jacob right here. Come on. Turn it up. Oh, I remember this one. Yeah, yeah, I remember this. This is a good song. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I want his hair so bad. I would give everything away for that hair.

And his hair was six months old. I'll talk about beard respect. She has a beard respect for sure. You know that Greek gene though, don't you have that... I don't know what the hell you want from me boy. What's on? What did he die of? AIDS.

I don't think so. No, his track, Vlisser eyes were... Track Vlisserides were 960. Yeah, but it's mostly from the age. I don't think he had it. I don't think he wasn't age, wasn't he? He definitely had age. No, I don't think he did J.

He did. He didn't have age. He died a few years ago when age was not, you don't really die from it anymore. Almost certainly died from age. He did not die. No, but he had early AIDS. No. He died.

He took the vaccine. And he died from the vaccine. Christine, how did he die? Natural causes. Yeah, natural causes, dude. Fatty liver. Yeah. Right here.

Fatty liver caused by AIDS. No. Christine, look up to George Michael Lave AIDS. Did he not even have AIDS? He didn't have AIDS. He didn't? He did not. You fucking you thinking of someone to that homophobic. Yeah, you guys are really homophobic. So he's the one that doesn't have AIDS. Okay, all the part of it. I did.

His partner died from AIDS in 93. He had AIDS. He did have AIDS. Yes. You get a fatty liver. Yes, he got it in Brazil at rock and Rio festival It says it right there. He died from eating it as father's Greek diner Fitted he has fetishies blood. Yeah, he had two moistaka. Whatever more shit that is He had moosaka liver. He died from the same thing. Stavros is gonna die from How closeted George Michael lost one of his true loves to AIDS and then got AIDS. No, he doesn't say that George Michael was HIV positive and didn't write his own music in a bizarre Twitter rant today That's that's not his former lover says that he was HIV positive his former lover died

No, it's a different one. This is HIV positive. He had a lot of lovers You know what? Yeah, but you know, if you guys break up, Christine's gonna say the same thing about you. Yeah, the J's AIDS. Yeah, his AIDS. He didn't write his own jokes. I gave it to Christine.

J's AIDS doesn't raise those jokes. I'm gonna tell you one of the way to AIDS. I'll tell you one of the way to AIDS. I'll tell you one of the way to AIDS. I'll tell you one of the way to AIDS. I'll tell you one of the way to AIDS. I might have AIDS. I'd say AIDS and Herpes.

I don't know if I have AIDS and Herpes, but I don't think so. I definitely wrote my own jokes. George Michael was a JV plot. What is that the sun though? You can't know that's the angry ex-boyfriend is saying this. Yeah, but he is angry. He gave him AIDS. He didn't give him AIDS. I think George Michael gave a lot of people AIDS. Dude, he didn't have a has a cross earring and you're protected like vampires. Oh, yeah, the protection. Yeah, but he wears it now. Oh, there he is. There's the guy. Fati Fawas. Fati Fawas. That's his name. That's real name. Go up. Fati. That's not his new name. Fati Fawas. Hey, this photo of himself. I'm Fati Fawas. Your mic will give me AIDS. I still don't understand how a mega superstar dies of natural causes at what?

50 something? AIDS. He didn't die AIDS. He had a fatty liver. Sounds like a man. Fatty. Who died of fatty liver? People with AIDS can die from fatty liver.

Look over at DJ Lou. Let me take that fact. People who have AIDS. Three people in the studio are going to die from fatty liver. You see Jacob, people with AIDS can die from a myriad of things because Right good word Mary on good word. Thank you. That was a fucking word. Thank you. I'm not good at words We found that out last week. What are you talking about dude? God? I said this word and I feel I regretted it all weekend Well Paul used the word dilapidated he said dilapidated and I fuck I was well, Paul used the word dilapidated.

He said dilapidated and I fuck, I was like, what? And he's like, dilapidated, I'm saying again. He was like, dilapidated. And I'm looking over here like, guys, this fucking idiot and they're like, that's the word, Bobby. He stopped the show to make sure we had it, he had it, Lou had it clean. Dilapidated?

It's dilapidated, right? It's what I thought. Yeah, no. It's dilapidated. It's never been dilapidated. I think it's To happen you want it to be that but that's just not the way the words are look it. I think it's both I think you can use it if I would use that word. I would have just said dilapidated dilapidated look it up Why are we we don't do it don't do it? Oh, it's dilapidated. It's dilapidated from which Christine looked up

Yeah, but I still think you chose to go with some fucking fat college boy You're gonna be fuzzy college boy I'm gonna hear your fans. I'm the fancy words God here. Don't go show them Bobby fancy your words. You piece of shit It's very much a D right where that would be yeah, but Christine you ought to say shit either I could read better. I Think I read good. I read good I'll just say it fast and nobody will be the la potate it the la potated The la potated the la potated

The la potated I think you can say it both ways. I've heard it both ways. We should take a break This is a pretty big show This is the first day of the rest of lose life six weeks of no drinking starting tonight. Oh six weeks and other six weeks The last days of his life or the six of the last weeks of your life. This is either or I'm shocked at the lock lack of Contact or like contacts. What's Ryan? The doctor should have called him, I mean at some point you gotta say maybe I will call this person. Well the doctor did call last time. Did you check your results online and then they called you?

Have they just not called you yet? That was the receptionist that called me. The doctor rarely never, did you even know I fucking smoked cigarettes for 30 years? Did you quit smoking? No. Is there another doctor you can maybe see Lou? Alright. Quit smoking. No. Is there another doctor you can maybe see you look at? All right, for sure you can see doctor feel good

I agree dude start taking hard drugs Fun in this life Itch in my ear hang on one second. Oh It's from you know when we take the headphones off by the microphone. I was just old that itchy ears This from you know when we take the headphones off by the microphone. I'm just I'm old. I have itchy ears Should we say this on the show Howard Stern did a surprise show Sunday night on Howard 100 with Robert Downey June your Drew Barrymore Jimmy Fallon Brook shields John Bon Jovi and more picking their favorite songs you can hear the replay tonight right after our show It's 7 p.m. On Howard 100 or anytime on the serious XM app. Yeah, Big J. Ocushion will be on tour, Legion of Skanks going on another tour,

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