The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - House Of Hammer
Episode Date: October 14, 2022@thebonfiresxm ...
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And now the bonfire with Big J. Ocerson and Dan Soder.
It's my mom.
Bob Blam.
Ready?
Woohoo!
When I see Jacob at the top.
Woohoo!
And DJ Lou is on the wheels.
Woohoo!
And Blackwood's work in the computer.
Because Christine left.
Town for vague is this morning. What if they found her like Lamar Odom just in a whorehouse almost dead a heart attack from by agra
From truck stuff by agra from lady the loo fucking got into her
She's like this woman found her half dead at a male whorehouse Christine deserves a male whorehouse gang bag
She's been really she been busting her ass man. So she's out in Vegas for Skankfest.
This is the Bond Fires.
This is the Bond Fires.
Series XM, Fax, talk 103.
I'm Dan Soder, that's big joke.
It's a pre-record, so it's Tuesday, technically.
It's a boys day.
It's boys week.
Boys week.
Boys week, all week.
We haven't only done anything about it either.
I mean, besides touching weeners,
it commercial breaks.
Yeah, but besides that.
Besides capture.
You usually do that every time she goes to the bathroom.
We kept and planted our we
I go fire water and then we all smush heads in the middle the five elements I've been Christine crazier self-blu and she goes
Yeah
Yeah, man, this is her this is her week. These are super Super Bowl. Yeah, we ride the team bus out on Thursday.
Yeah, I'm going out Thursday.
We really should have got jumpsuit.
What do we want on the same flight?
I'm going out of Newark on United.
Mm.
I dealt it up.
Me and Black Lou might be on the same flight.
We might be.
I dealt it up.
Here's I, JFK.
Yes.
I got a month left.
I got about a month left to fly in out of Newark. I'm going Delta on Thursday. got about your thoughts? A month left to fly out of Newark.
I'm going Delta on Thursday.
When are you going?
Yeah, it's morning early.
Yeah, a month's eight something.
That might be it, buddy.
Damn, you know what I could find out right now.
Dan, when are you taking your flights?
Uh, let's do a little flight talk.
What about you, Lou?
Where are you coming from, manager?
JFK.
I'm walking.
I got a guy with a Toyota.
JFK, you're probably on with Justin.
11 a.m. Oh, that's gonna be fun
He's got some him those ideas he wants to talk to you about
I'm gonna mind investing in this new kennelbelline offensive. I'm really excited
You know, I'm not a fan Justin my flight is at 1037 am landing in Vegas at 104 p.m
Okay, my flight said 10 37 AM landing at 104 baby. Yeah, black Lew and I are on the same plane. That's awesome. I'm 11 a.m
Why the only jerk off going it eight in the morning. Yeah, dude
It's not a jerk off move. I'm actually jealous because
I'd like to get there a little bit. I get there 38 on Sunday morning. I get there too. It gives me a couple like to get there a little bit later. But I get to take 38 on Sunday morning.
I'll really do.
It gives me a couple hours to get ready.
Are you on the safe light back?
Yeah.
All right, hell yeah.
Well, in Blackaloon, I are going to Vegas together.
Damn, you're going to shoot him away
when you're sitting in first class.
I go, not now.
I have to do it under my breath.
Yeah, I know.
You start singing Rosa Parks.
Yes, what's your name?
Or I go super left and try to be woke.
I go, it's not fair.
Take my seat.
Take my and make a big spectacle of it.
A white man is taking a black man shitty seat and giving him his first class seat.
I want you all to clap for me.
I'm flying out at 11.
I actually don't love that.
It's actually a shittier time to get to JFK.
Damn, which wasn't that earlier one. You's actually a shittier time to get to JFK.
Damn, which wasn't that earlier one.
You know what's great about the Las Vegas airport?
The slots are juiced.
Are they?
You should always play slots
when you're at the Las Vegas airport.
Really?
Yeah, because my buddy told me,
like I have multiple friends that live in Las Vegas.
And if you know anything about Las Vegas people,
they just know grifts.
They just know how to-
It could still be just lore though.
You know what's like saying,
like in Philly, if you say something, if you're know how to do it. It could still be just lower though. You know, it's like saying, like, and Philly,
if you say something, if you want a Cowboys jersey,
like you're dead on the street.
I've done it enough to where either I just got lucky
and it proved it, but he said that they want,
the reason the slots at the airport are juiced
is because they want, it gets you excited
if you land and you do one and you win,
then you go out there being like,
I'm a gamble.
And if you lose and you go and you do it, like if you have a bad trip in Vegas and then you do it on the way out and you win
You're like oh come back. Yeah, well not bad. It makes sense theoretically. I bet there's no no proof
No, I just know evidence of that at all. They also say the the slots by the doors
So people here going off when you're coming in, but it's I
was told it makes sense to do that, but like they're not doing
anything to give you some money.
I was told that at the same age and the same year, I think it was
like 2002, the same year that my friend told me 9-11 was an
inside job and showed me a loose chain.
Nice. So I was big here for you.
You didn't believe anybody anymore.
I know I now I believed everything.
Your mom was like, Dan, it's dinner time.
You're like, is it though?
What is dinner?
Is dinner just a social construct
that you can move money?
I mean, it really is.
Why can't I have, why can't I have
a steak and potatoes in the morning?
Can I tell you that I never believed loose change?
It's truly believed it
because the voiceover job was so bad.
Do you remember that kid's voice?
He was like, on that Tuesday morning. He's like he sounds like a high school kid
And then it's just like a YouTube. There was an extended version of it too. I watched but here's the thing
With like those conspiracy theory the problem is you've never watched someone telling you conspiracy that sounds rational at all, and the people that debunked them always are just like,
you just are gonna believe them.
To me, at least, I believe them because they're like,
yeah, I know, jet fuel burn, whatever,
but they weren't made to withstand jet fuel explosion.
Do you know what I mean?
They just tell you, it's like, it's this is why.
It goes, how come there was no parts of the plane,
whatever, it's like they were pulverized on contact.
You know what I mean?
They just have reasons, it's like,
this is why clearly, you know?
I always trust those people with that energy too.
When someone has that energy,
where they're like, it's actually just this.
And it's like a simple explanation, you're like, yeah.
Jacob won't watch any of the debunkers of the UFO things,
because those guys, just they redo half of it and show it to you
Jacob maybe we should sit down and watch it and see if it can be reformed. I'll watch
From being believers because right now when you want to see something and believe it you you have it was the stupid
Do you remember the one that got me the debunk?
Because I'm telling everybody about it
the debunk. Because they're telling everybody about it. I've done that so many times with stupid shit that I have no idea if it's true.
Early internet though. I just did it on a radio show where I was like the slots
into a lot of the airport or juice. FYI, hot tip. What does it say? But what
happens when someone hits a jackpot on an airport slot machine with about 40
million guests traveling through Macaron each year, it happens fairly often
in 2015. According to IGT, two people have hit million dollar payouts
on the airports wheel of fortune slots.
By the way, that said, what it's saying is actually,
it actually does resolve itself you think about it.
The airports, the most concentration of people,
they're being used the most.
True.
That is very true, so the numbers move faster.
These few slots are being used,
it's a small tiny tiny casino with
bigger people that are there. Yeah, that's great. It's yeah, but I'll tell you what,
Jacob, you're getting there early. Why don't you fucking handle those slots until
we all land. Yeah, let us know when you hit a million. We'll get you back for
the investment. And then we'll split it and then we're going to the spearment rhino. Yeah, so with conspiracy theories, I always, I'm a mark.
It's why I'm a wrestling.
Well, the one I want to tell you about the beginning
of the internet, like we're not beginning the internet,
but early YouTube and stuff like that.
And it was a video of like a ghost girl
and like you see her running like around a corner
of a thing and then she like, as as you he's getting closer to the corner
Like she peaks out again very creepy and then
two seconds later when he turns the corner
She's not there at all and it was like I was like, yeah, that's crazy
And I mean told people and then by the third person I told they were like watch I promise of you type in that debunked and then he showed like it's so obvious of
course like when he turns the corner she's little so she just runs out this
way yeah he holds the camera behind after she just dips like kind of under
him and goes away and I'm like yeah it's as funny as that.
But I was just like wow my I'm a it's funny.
It's funnier.
It's funny to think of all these spooky thing trash not right now.
Trash. But it's funny to think about all these spooky things trash not right now
But it's funny to think about all these spooky things or whatever is this people pulling a penny from here
But watching these videos and you're like or conspiracy theories it really is just that and I'm like Oh my can you believe that I've never seen one wacky claim or even just like alternate claim
ever seen one wacky claim or even just like alternate claim.
That seems a little off, you know, the map that someone hasn't been able to look at me and go like, listen, dude, I hate to break your bubble here, but
uh, it's light refraction.
We were going to talk about today on the show.
We were going to talk about the army hammer documentary on Discovery ID,
House of Hammer.
Another conspiracy.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I just kept, if you didn't have a,
I was always thinking, I was always thinking hammer,
we have to get some empty hammer.
Please hammer, don't hurt me.
Yeah, don't tie me up.
Oh, tie that, not.
Do you suppose the album called, please hammer,
don't hurt them?
Yeah.
It was, it was called hammered out hurt him
Army hammer coming to the fuck inside with get ready to put your knee off Yeah, it comes a dance in the sideways one. Every time you go if you mix you watch MC hammer dancing
The fucking the shikie legs is the best one
She calls me one of his 350 seven girls
Hammer how you do it?
Hammer how you do it?
Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer
Hammer, do it.
It just moves into the two then it took quick
This documentary is on discovery
Plus what's it called? I like to say I was ahead of the pack on this one
You are I feel like there was reluctance from the group, and I was like, you're about to watch one
of the craziest stories I've ever seen of somebody so famous.
This really went under the radar.
It shows you how much no one gives a fuck
about this guy that much.
Yeah, to which, by the way, it was movies.
Even the documentary, you see it first.
He was in all these like massive movies.
Let's just get, you know, you were right, though.
You were ahead of it, and then I watched it, Jacob watched it.
Did you guys get a chance to see it?
Good then you're who we could explain the documentary to because it's fucking a big a choice beautiful house of an adult male
We're discovery plus or watching lady petto hunters and army hammer doc
So the I knew army hammer from this scandal. I didn't know him. Like, he didn't.
I knew the name always because I thought it was hilarious.
So they said he was like the heir to something
and I was like, probably Arm and Hammer.
Yeah, Arm and Hammer baking soda.
Boy, off with that at all.
Oil company.
Well, I think Arm and Hammer.
No, it is.
That's his, that's what he's name, Arm and Hammer.
No, but he's saying Arm and Hammer,
the baking soda that you put in your refrigerator to absorb all this
name. His name is actually Armand Hammer.
Yeah. And they have the business they're part of is nothing to do with arm and hammer.
Oh, I thought they did own that and they just kind of tongue and cheek shorten that.
Nope. No, I don't think so. I mean, can you look that up?
I don't know if Armand sure unrelated notes an oil company.
It's oil people. Yeah, and he
And his but dude that's like
It's storybook
Power and money
Like oh, this is a rich family and or everything that happens in this documentary is what you think rich people would do like how evil and mean
They are
Occidental petroleum. Yeah, that they talk about this in the,
he was the, you know, he ran Occidental petroleum,
which was like a mid, middle of the road, oil company.
And then, Armin Hammer, this is a, you know,
this is Army Hammer's great grandfather,
turned it into a dynasty, billion dollar dynasty,
was friends with all the world leaders.
Everyone sucked up to him.
Everyone sucked.
He was, he has picture uh, King Charles, who's now King Charles, Boney is Prince Charles
in Diana, they went over there and he was the only non-government stop.
Yeah.
Was, and they show him the pictures of smile next to everybody like, hey, they do the stereotypical
clip of Prince Charles going
They say
The literally about money, but you can not do anything without money
It's like the most rich guy bad guy statement where he's like well the poor can't eat into their my say
Well try a little harder. She'd be sitting in front of a globe. Yeah, I didn't try to stand everyone's mind is
sitting in front of a globe. It didn't try to stand.
Everyone's mind is mulliable.
You can control them with their mind,
they're stupid, led by their genitals.
So this story is the ultimate rich kid going bad.
I mean, you all remember we went through
the other rich kids, you'd almost want to have
like Tommy Hill figures kid with face tattoos
and whatever dumb shit he's doing is dumb wraps versus this.
It's crazy that this guy turns chathanks baby face.
I'm chathanks all day over army.
Dude, white boy son.
Go ahead, chathanks.
Fight those people trying to get sober with that camp.
You had to bring God in your fists and do it.
That was so funny.
Fuck you got a problem.
He's like, you fact it'sgot's wanna talk about sobriety?
But serve my child's here.
He goes, I'll punch your bitch ass.
He's like, where's your kid?
I'm like, kick him in his stupid face.
He's like, pussy.
Bring that fucking water head over here.
Yeah.
I'll put his skin on.
Hey miss, miss.
Either shut up or I'm gonna stuff my cock in your mouth.
All right, now sobriety.
Difficult.
Sure.
White knuckle it.
Duplish us.
Boom.
So this get is like top tier.
He looks and no one saw it coming.
He looks.
Stereo.
Stereotypically like an 80s villain.
I know that Joe.
He's like.
Yeah.
He's Patrick Bateman.
But he's got like the blonde hair that makes him look like
You won't win that race down the mountain. Dan actually damns like he could be like a cousin of the other hammers
Thanks, dude. You do you really do secret. I say what you're pulling up what I was gonna just say about him
I say about you
For a gazillion years as everyone knew you shaved face
girls always
Love the looks of Dan Soder.
And now beard, as we all knew, pulling it off again.
Now, I'm not trying to self-deprecate here.
I think I look okay with my beard.
Yeah, you're a cool beard.
That's a cool beard.
Is beard off, dude?
It falls too shit.
Yeah.
I'm hiding behind the beard, though, too,
because now when I do it,
I'm gonna have Matthew Perry face
When I shave it you're gonna be like oh
Matthew Perry showing up there friends reunion was his jarring as fucking
Michael J Fox walking out with Christopher Lloyd the other day
He's just Matthew Perry's all jittery. I can't believe it's just a set. I don't even remember
No, I can't do in the bottom my side. Yeah, you didn't see that you didn't see the clip. You bring up
Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd really nice see that or you didn't see you didn't see the Michael J Fox thing either one
Oh, dude else gang's last night
We I said I go play the thriller music while you walk around
Well, it's the Legion of Skanks. Yeah, I get it spicy bonfire
What guys is different is Legion's gags over there. Yeah, it's a little hotter
We're like that, you know
What do you mean he's he's Legion's gags? So I said?
Paris not looking good. Oh Matthew Perry. No Matthew Perry had a fucking
No, you know what to make it our own he comes that first of all he comes out and tries to do the
The Angus young guitar thing
Go back to the beginning beginning and then when he gets up the hug Christopher
Lloyd it's just the whole thing sit look oh
Oh
He can't he just sits and stands up a bunch like he just has to keep moving
He can't he just sits and stands up a bunch like he just has to keep moving
Let's fuck him. He was
Nailing it for so long. I think you got like better at one point. I think I eventually it just catches like yeah I think that I think that I call it like it's like a waking things. Yeah, it's just gonna
Here's the thing he's got money. So I bet he could go longer. They know bound bound
Yeah, man, that's got man and if you're Christopher Lloyd's like don't get it on me, please
At least pushing him away like they sit down now you psycho. That's a bummer man
Sober because also his cat he always played like he was essentially sort of physical comedy did he get it young
How old was he when he got pretty young man pretty I the late 30s early 40s Jesus right?
I think you're right. Yeah. I mean young
But man, I said he was would you consider him physical comedy? It wasn't like quite the level of like
John Ritter no, but he was like a big on like the way he reacted and got like frustrated
Yeah, but I mean his whole thing on even family ties you did a lot of kind of physical stuff
Well, that's he was always exasperated. He was always like, uh, you know, and he was like adorable
So David's paid David's face to a new impression of him get canceled. I remember his skateboarding he was athletic
Got it at 29 dude
1991 he was diagnosed at the age 29 with Parkinson's. So what does that make him now?
Hang on 91 so that's that was 30 years ago
50 no fine like 63
62 yeah
My just got 61 all right. We're both wrong
Fucking idiot
Anyways back to my cousin. I mean, arm and hammer.
Arm?
Arm?
What if they were like, Gary Hammer was a black,
I'm Julian's, I'm Julian's love child.
First of all, think of how lame the name army is
if you put it on me.
And this guy pulls it off because he's gorgeous.
Gorgeous.
Gorgeous.
I mean, as we get into the documentary,
we'll tell you like.
What made me mental? I mean, well, do the documentary will tell you like made me mental
I mean, well, do you know we played you played the lone ranger? You only played the lone ranger next to a Johnny Depp to Tonto
Did he realize that wondering if those guys dabble because I'll tell you what you could definitely get on
You can get Johnny Depp to put on some vampire necklaces and rings and come over and eat a person's like thorax
Oh my god Johnny Depp probably loves spooky pussy.
But not spooky pussy, it's just like.
I'm saying having it in a spooky way.
Oh yeah, putting pussy on a spooky plate.
Yes, would you like to carve off your own piece of leg
of this beautiful woman?
Sorry, if you don't like the wolves howling,
it's an album I just bought.
It's actual wolves and they're in heat.
But if I say one cross thing to a girl,
especially in early dating,
how much I would think that would, do you know what I mean?
Dude, I have walks.
I'd be afraid to be like,
I don't really like my balls sucked.
I'd be like,
ew, what's wrong with you?
This guy's like,
I wanna come over, I wanna eat your left tip.
And they're like,
all right.
They start he was kinky.
Even when they're interviewing,
I'm just like,
I just thought he was kinky. We like them hot and you like them dumb. I mean he got the first girl
So it's through the story of the documentary starts with a woman that he dated that army hammer dated
Mm-hmm, it kind of just starts with him being like I
Want you to give control to me again. I'm not
Casting accusations here. I'm just saying from from accusations that have been made or things that have been seen
That what I found disturbing about this. I think it's a reason I called you guys first to watch it
We went to when the last accusations to
D'Aliya. Yeah, and if those were real when they released all those texts. Yeah, they're identical to this
Not eating you but ownership., the whole part of ownership control,
you're doing something you don't wanna do
because you wanna please, it's very odd.
Well, he also would...
Rich kid shit maybe.
Yeah, possible.
I mean, this is like dynasty rich.
So we were explaining the family,
but the family, Arm and Hammer,
was like a billionaire, oil tycoon,
and then he has his sons,
and of course it's like classic
mafia sun shit. It's when you have a super powerful successful dad, the next generation, crazy
or stupid, you're gonna get one of those things. I always love that in the mafia, whether it's
like the most powerful guy in the name of his son is like, eh, shut the guy in the leg.
They're always like fuck ups, like John Gotti Jr. and shit, that he would always blunder it in some way.
I think there's a lot of stories of wealthy families in breeding
with the idea that they don't want to separate the bloodline.
Like, it's that crazy.
Yeah, they're that wealthy.
They're like...
Well, they are, I mean, the aunt that's being interviewed
the whole time, I mean, doesn't eventually she say like,
that a spoiler alert, she was like sexually abused.
I mean, that is, yeah, it's like, I think that wasn't,
wasn't arm and, wasn't like, army hammers like this guy,
the one we're talking about,
wasn't his dad though, didn't he try to go a little off
the family's thing and be a little like long hair,
kind of hippie-ish guys, been a few weeks since I've watched it.
Yeah, but he was trying to go a little bit different. And then his dad was like, you wanna be rich and in the family that thing and be a little like long hair, kind of hippie-ish guys. Been a few weeks since I've watched it. Yeah.
But he was trying to go a little bit different.
And then his dad was like,
you want to be rich and in the family
that he just cut his hair
and sort of wearing suits all the time, right?
Well, no, but he was like,
get back here, you fucking asshole.
No, because remember her dad partied.
Her dad just partied with all those people
and would have those people over in party
and she said her brother was close to the grandfather
and the grand, the Armin Hammer.
Cause the Armin Hammer was like,
oh, this kid wants to get in the business.
Cause you're saying like, yeah,
he like did it for a little bit.
It was Michael.
Yeah, Michael.
Was his dad.
That's Armin Hammer's dad.
And in the movie, they profile like he was.
He was like, yeah.
He was like, yeah.
It's almost like cool, like beard, long hair.
Party with the sister, him and the sister get along
and then he goes into the business.
And then the, yes, as I said,
the dad kind of called him back to the place and he was like,
all right, enough.
But not his dad, because his dad was like, yeah,
because this dad would like party.
His dad would remember that his parents break up and then she's like,
I went to live with him and people, it's like that stereotypical thing.
Or geez and shit.
Yeah, she would wake up as a kid to go get breakfast and there would just be
people sleeping in the living room naked.
And she was like her dad shot a gun at her at one party.
Like next to her and she just went upstairs and hid.
But that didn't hit ya.
Yeah, and so he's like,
I'm a crack shot.
I want you dead, you'd be dead.
I love you, come down for dinner.
This girl's partying like Jenny Gump when she's not.
She's just on a balcony holding the legs.
She's like a free bird.
Yeah, it's fucked up.
Ah, ah.
It's super fucked up.
And what they start doing is showing how this money, you know,
just is corrupt in there and to fucked up shit,
but it goes through the story of Army Hammer meeting these girls
starts with one girl he met at a bar,
and then they were, it was like,
what's crazy about this documentary?
Would it really surprise me?
Not one ugly girl in his life ever.
Not one six.
He didn't fuck one girl that had
anything above three percent body fat. It's that the girls in above the girls telling the story
and she's like and then it's COVID and you're like it was just that long ago. It was and she's
like so COVID hit. It was like June of 2020. That's when she met him and this whole documentary is open. That's not that long ago at all.
And she's like, oh my my dude, I couldn't get a chubby chick to try anal. This guy's got 11s letting him
fucking cut pieces of skin off. And do Kabuki theater with their fucking whatever the old shit.
Shabari is Shabari. That's what it is. Shabar. Do you know why I know that only because I interviewed a porn star before named Kelly Shabar. It's a chubby, ever-illusive chubby Asian.
Okay.
And she, I just heard that name and I was like, oh, I wonder when I heard that in the
documentary, I'm like, oh, I wonder if Kelly Shabar of that last name is for Japanese
rope tying station.
Yeah.
So like, maybe.
Maybe.
So in the documentary you meet a girl the first girl you date
Well, that's the first interview
Is a girl from a she met at a bar. She runs like a she does like a hot girl job
She's like I run a cosmetic thing on Instagram and I make millions. Yeah
She's I'm a vibe curator
She goes I just come in to make sure everyone's chill, and then I'm out.
Do they know I didn't get over with her?
What?
And I never did.
At all.
Her nostrils are so disproportionate, like one.
Damn, dude, I forgot, I love that you're,
I love project.
It's over the side.
I love project one way.
You're not gonna see this when I show it to you.
Jay, I'll show it to you, you're not gonna see it.
That's what I'm saying.
You can, you can strike them down so fast. I
Mean yeah, if you could find the girl who's talking so this is that's her there. Oh my god. Oh my god
Didn't enough to see anywhere particular or just go. Oh my god
No job one's closed one's three times the size of the other maybe she just affer into the left
I only affer in the left, but yeah, but that might be a deviated septum.
Can't unsee it.
By the way, you're like, well, that must have happened.
He must have done something crazy and beat her nostril shut.
He shoved a cucumber up my left nostril.
He winded it to the point of ridiculousness.
It's like a gauge piercing.
He just hangs it.
They say it's going to close up a little more in a few years.
No, it's just noodle skin. Can't not see it.
You can't scratch it. I didn't even fucking notice it.
And every picture of her, every, and then they show videos of her and him together in the car.
Still had it. I bet he told her about it too. And that's why she had insecurity and was going to let him
fucking bite her lid off. She was alright. You can tie me up dude, that's hurts. He goes, you sure you want to, you want to take a breath on it?
But he's got hot guy, he's got hot guy white sweater energy.
In through half nose.
Out, him out.
You guys, do remember when I took you to that seaside yoga
and you can only do half the exercises.
You want to bite that septum off and move it over?
He's got, he's got white wool sweater energy.
Oh, dude, for sure.
And they always show him in that turtle neck.
Of course they do.
It looks super evil.
It's perfect for the documentary.
Perfect, he's got, he just looks like a fucking evil rich kid.
His hair grows with a perfect side part.
Yeah, for sure.
I told you this in the text after,
because I was in sense after watching this. I told you this in the text after because I was in
sense after watching this. If I texted any of the shit, he texted the
spot would have broken down my door. Oh, five minutes after.
Yeah, I wish we had time codes because they're specific text trees like, I
want you, I want you all to me, I want you to be my pet, control you, feed you.
That was the funniest one.
You could probably find YouTube videos that have it all. I want to feed you for
an article. So gross. But he would text and it's just crazy that these, it's these girls,
just these hot girls that wear their jackets over their shoulders. Just so you know,
this is the only one that has a grotesque nose. The rest of them are fine. Call me baby.
has a grotesque nose. The rest of them are fine. Call me baby.
I love it. I go, do you know that Jane Christine broke up and he's dating the girl from the army hammer document? The freaky nostril shit. Yeah. Yeah. He
doesn't even care. Yeah. He says he, uh, he says he doesn't really care at all. He
just played the game, dude. He's, he's, he's, he's jay went on that camping trip with
mystery. Yeah. He's taking his own hats. He gets into ropes. He's super into Ever since Jay went on that camping trip with mystery
He gets in a ropes
He's in his super in a road trips and rope
He keeps saying that he met her at the cantina in Star Wars
Super in the shabari Did lily james and army hammer have it affair? He wishes dude. That was a Pam Anderson girl texting someone to say I need to drink your blood
That's what I mean
Don't answer anymore. Oh, no one ever writes back goes. Are you joking?
And it's like no cuz he didn't even have to do one of these like
Fucking around drink your blood. I was welcome to drink a blood
I'm doing a fan of the Dracula. Yeah, I don't know bram storker in your ass. They all just go like they're like
like a Dracula. Yeah, I don't know. Bram Sturker in your ass. They all just go like they're like, okay. Passion or they're like, I'm gonna boil your foot and make broth out of it. And they're like, he
so they write that. They write that.
Right.
Rent a movie or something.
And this noise is in the documentary a lot, but it really is always like something fucked
up. Or he's like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna stab your spleen with a fencing sword. And then
it comes back and it goes, he, he, that's crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're like, dude, what the fuck?
You're so hot when you text like a psychopath?
I'd love that.
He, he, and I know, listen, I know that it was,
and they say in the documentary,
he was very good at getting control on these women.
And like, they go meet his parents
after you were taken to meet his mom.
All of them.
He met all of them went to meet mom.
Like a mom's part of the game.
She's so warped that the mom just doesn't even say like, what is really, it's like,
hey, we're doing that part.
All right, we're at this part of the routine where I take him to dinner so they, because
they're starting to freak out, mom, about the making stakes out of their insides.
So I got to do the shabari shuffles.
I got to take her. I got to take her.
I got to take her to a nice steak dinner with you.
We got a wine and a tie.
Mom, we got to work with this.
Gotta do the hammer toss to you.
Yeah.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Who can bump a hammer?
He goes, mama hammer.
She goes, oh my son and his vivid imagine nature.
They are, they are stereotypically sweet things like that.
She goes, oh, you are so pretty.
I could just eat you up.
Oh.
He's like, yeah, my feet more than that.
I would tie you like a precious package.
Oh, I'd like to shabarry you in tall kinds of sexual positions.
So this is an article from the Sun, UK Sun.
That's who we're attributing it to.
And they said that he texted, I need to drink your blood in another exchange.
I'm going to be so naughty and kinky with you.
Dude, me saying that and not immediately laughing at it.
I'm going to be so naughty and kinky.
What am I saying?
I would immediately, but he's just got that hot rich guy energy.
He did not hold back.
He was, he was a, he was a truest villain in the sense that he just there was
I don't think he was to technology. No, he just sense stuff. He thinks that it's gonna last forever
Also, no, I don't even think it's that I think he's so rich and he's so privileged and such a fucking psycho
That it's there's there's no speed limit life for him is just an auto-bond. It's like, I'm gonna go so fast and bite bitches
and tie him up.
You know what's fun?
You think it was funny, like Christine got upset at one point
and then like understood it when I was saying like,
if she's like someone random person
sent like a tit picture or something to me and like DMs
and she'd see that right back like,
I'm like, damn, that's the hottest thing ever.
She'd be like, it's the hottest thing ever.
It's the hottest thing.
And I'm like, what do you want me to say?
I promise you, I texted that with such little,
like what do you say when someone sends you pictures
or titties?
Do you know what I mean?
So it's like, do you know what I'm saying?
So I wonder if there are anything
that goes, I need to eat your entire body.
There's like writing back, like,
I wonder if he's writing that as that. He's so used to to saying that that the girls like I really am excited to see you tonight
Yeah, and he's like I want to eat your entire body goes all right unpause this game. Yeah
Yeah, where he goes like this he's like come on
How is that a fumble? How is that a blue?
I want to tie you up and then have strangers fuck you
to prove your worth to me.
You're my little pet.
Oh, you know what?
Says seamless is right around the corner.
Those soup dumplings.
Oh, I love those soup dumplings.
I got raw meat coming from a butcher.
I'm going to boil you and keep your skull
and continue to have sex with that.
Here's my question.
Send, he goes, he goes, send,
so, Damit says this, that asterisk.
L-O-L.
L-O-L.
But it also is, there is no text corrections on a text like that.
I want to eat your face.
Yeah, because I want to eat your fuzz off.
Face, asterisk.
I can't wait to be covered in your blue I got them auto correct
I didn't the emoji with the guy with his hand on his face. Oh, no
Threats of cannibalism followed by the hope you like lol
What am I do LMAFO neighbor just farted, heard it through the wall.
EW.
Meme.
Um, I need to touch every part of you inside and out.
I want to bite pieces off of you.
Another message, Red.
You just live to obey and be my slave.
I'll own you.
That's my soul, my brain, my spirit, my body.
Unpause.
Okay.
Let's go. Come on, chiefs, unpause. Okay, let's go.
Come on, chiefs.
Or he's even doing it on my home, or not this.
Or he's doing a crossword puzzle?
For a cross.
Yeah.
Why played Lily Monster on the other monsters?
Why for Bob Dole?
Is that Elizabeth Dole?
Liz?
The four letters.
Four letters.
Oh my goodness. Blue, blue, blue. Elizabeth Liz The four letters Four letters
I'm gonna fuck your ass
and make a milkshake out of it.
So make a hat out of your left tip.
They basically show that he has this process
of meeting women,
love bombing them,
getting them to really,
just not like, she said it was
non-stop communicating. Yeah, and then the first the first time the girl goes
like this is getting a little weird the things you're suggesting. Yeah. Oh
it was that weird. I'm sorry. Let's get back to that later. Put a pin in that.
You gotta meet my mom. Yeah. And then they have to fly the heat. Come to my
friends. Come to my friends. My friends Motel and and do yard work. No
deserted Motel. It's like a movie set or something
They let him use it's a his friends movies, I think okay his friend owns a motel and it was like but it's the lap taste
It's empty well that girl was like we were fixing it up
Yeah, and do you think he just comes in nails a couple shingles each time with a girl? Yes
He does by the way because he also you see, am I wrong about this? Didn't he also take almost the same picture
at that motel with every girl?
Where it's like him.
It's like them,
it's like a selfie with the motel.
It's both of them dusty and sexy.
Yes.
It is.
You're right.
She has like a bandana around her neck.
She's like,
we were out there.
And it also is,
he's a predator.
So he knows how to hunt.
He's like, I mean, he really is a predator in the sense knows how to hunt. He's like, you know what I mean?
He really is a predator in the sense
that he gets these super hot girls
that just can be like, do do do do do do do He just kind of dipped out. He goes, that's crazy.
I actually have to go to the Bahamas and I'm gonna show him.
Yeah, I think he's like dipped out and bailed
and it's just not gonna come back.
But, and then the documentary is like,
he wouldn't be in the documentary.
You're like, you think?
Because I don't think he,
I'd love to hear his thing where it was like,
because it's, I mean, the guy's clearly,
I don't know if he's a sociopath.
We really have to like talk to him,
but we have to hear him speak to find out more about this.
Studying him.
But I mean, if he's not a sociopath,
like I wonder if he's just blankly not over putting thought
into it, if he feels some sort of guilt now for that,
like redoing the same thing every time,
or if he's just like, no, it's my game to get this far.
Or if he was really like, I like this girl,
but these are my moves, you know what I mean?
I gotta take him to the old, the laptated motel.
I gotta take him, uh, something with a horse on a motorcycle road trip. That's like bite mom. Bite mom. He
like does it like you're remembering a set list. Yeah. He goes intro. The bite stuff.
The mom thing. I go intro. I love love. Love bomb. Love bomb. Love bomb. I get him to
get him for ropes. I show him the ropes. I don't use them. I want to go back. Push back on you both here because I don't think it was this,
uh, this slow buildup process.
In fact, this, this, uh, 10 with the fucked up nose.
Yeah.
I really is a haggard nose.
She, I mean, it starts out, they meet at the bar, but then she goes on a trip to New
York and then he texts her photos of himself at her apartment.
Oh, yeah, inside in Dallas.
Yeah, she was in the Hampton and then she goes on a date with him.
Yeah.
And he goes, why are you in my house?
Why are you in my bill?
And he left her a note that said I'm going to buy you inside.
He went to her building and left a note.
So when she got back, it wasn't like in her apartment.
No, but I mean, yeah, he took photos of the building outside the building.
Left notes, it's crazy.
If any of my friends came to my house
when I wasn't there, I'd be like, what are you doing?
Yeah, it's the picture of your building.
If that guy was like, hey, I'm at your building,
I'd be like, oh, what are you doing there?
In that neighborhood, and if he was like,
I just came to your building,
I'd be like, I don't think we could be friends anymore. Do Do you think this chick went for because she's not getting enough air to her brain for only one nostril?
They open it up and she that's when she had the moment where they did she had a speck you only put a speck of lemon in an nostril
Oh my god, what was I thinking that I'm a study guy bite my tid off?
stint
Oh geez, just cram a stint. Oh Jesus, he just cram a straw there.
Oh, the bull.
Take a tracheotomy.
Oh, it's all flowing out of me, all the stupidity.
Yeah, I mean.
You said the picture of a girls apartment to them.
And they think it's all.
Looking forward to our date.
I'll be here when you get back.
Black Luke, in the documentary, go a little bit far. See what she here when you get back. Black Luke in the documentary go a little bit
far see what she's talking about right here and we should get her name you know she was
it's like a discipline. That's 30. She's 22. Oh this is after. And I just like I knew
this is like episode two. She looks so happy. Yeah, but it doesn't, here's the thing. That picture has been redone with every girl.
She's shirtless, it's just him and a cowboy hat.
Like, can you believe these women are gonna let me
beat the shit out of them?
That's the same as that Orlando Bloom thing
where he's kayaking naked.
I'm like, I don't wanna do naked activities at all.
I don't wanna sit down shirtless around you.
If they say to me, if they say to me,
like this is something
There's no chance of pop rods here anybody. I go. Nope
It's yeah, it's a good hanger. It's nice. It's pretty. It's like him
It's a good hanger for what it is. We don't know where it goes, but I mean for yeah, you're right
It's got a it's got a gonzo nose for being soft
You know, I mean it really like it bends down. It's not it's nothing. You're like old
It's not like when they see like Chris Brown or the game or
we were talking about, right? Yeah. I was out. I didn't see it. It was all large
penises. I think this, he's got the confidence of just a guy that I don't even know if it
is confidence. It might just be the thing we were talking about where he's a predator and
he just knows how to play these women. And he's got all the resources to do it.
He's like, blah, blah, blah.
He's just up at a club right there, invisible,
like the predator.
He's like,
he's like,
he's like, what the hell are you?
When he's tying her up.
Yeah, I have to haunt you in this weird band.
By the way, so we did a band in Motel.
I'd be like, well, this is where I've come to die.
Yeah, how do you go to put hog girls think of band in Motel's
and they think it's a music video?
Where the door's gonna be open
and a white sheet's gonna be blown through the doors.
A guy fucks her by holding her lower back.
Very possible.
Instead, he's busting out fucking wet ropes
to tie you up.
Where's the lighting guy?
No, this is not a...
He also has that.
Are we putting a suitcase on top of a car?
Why do you have rope?
He has the occupation to do this also because who has the time to take six weeks off and hang in a motel and then go pretend to be a
Old then pretend to go be a southern gentleman in a movie and then it comes back and then just does it again
It's such he it's such like rich kid. It always sucks when you find out artists. You like grew up rich
I know as a guy because there's a there's a part that you're like, oh man. So you were basically just like you at you
could go take all the shots you could. Yeah, it's never really like well it's always surprising.
I mean, nothing I don't think it's registered necessarily in his comedy at all, but I was surprised
to find like Nick Krolls like very very wealthy. Dad's like a major player and like,
security cops or something.
Yeah, dude, that's crazy.
Rosebud Baker, that makes sense.
Yeah, her grandpa, but there are,
but there's people were like,
nothing's, I'm not even saying this like,
make some, those are two people actually like.
I'm just saying like, it's just, I didn't know.
When we were at college, my buddy,
I always would joke around.
He's like, ruined Eminem's music.
If you found out, he actually grew up rich
Right, well people are said like it'd be a 16th birthday party and he's drinking Pepsi and like crystal glasses
People say yeah kid rock grew up his dad. Well, he his dad owned like car dealerships wealthy really
Yeah, and then when he was like a rock Chevrolet
I'm Jim Ross and I'm gonna put you in a new Subaru
Jim rock, but it's also a crust rock Chevrolet was it. It's a crusty one like Hyundai
Saturn Saturn Saturn
Saturn plastic
Saturn's they make you Saturn. They don't yet. I thought they were cycle ball. They are finished
Dude you could I could dent a Saturn by looking at it
Dude the outside was made of like toy guns. It was so
You could dent a Saturn so if you have a Saturn and you are any
Scermish and traffic I I had a satin roll down window. Did you have that green color, the dollar?
Always the green, yes.
It was the green.
Actually, I like that color.
But the every neon was that color.
And every goddamn satin was that.
Go with a gray interior.
Yeah, and every jettos was gray.
I saw a jettos.
Silver.
Yeah, I saw a lot of silver jettos.
God, Hawker always drove jettos.
And rabbits.
Volkswagen rabbits.
You bring up the satin. I forgot about the satin. If you wanted a separate company with its own cart God, Hawker always drove Jettins and rabbits. Yeah. Folks, why get rabbits?
You bring up the Saturn, I forgot about the Saturn.
If you run as a separate company with its own card of Elmpert,
it was folded into GM, small car operations in 94.
Oh, now it's a, now it's a key ask.
That's it.
2010.
Oh.
I shut down.
You got a Saturn.
If you pulled ass with a Saturn, you have game.
I fucked in the back of my Saturn. Nice. Two seats.
You have a four door or two door. Now go to the sedans. Yeah, the sedans, dude.
Where they are. They look like the little space. I'll show you the exact one it was.
It's that red one but green. Yeah, there it is. Everyone had that. That was great. That was the Saturn.
Then they tried to update it a little bit,
but they really wanted to make a look
like a spaceship when they first came out.
Well, it's funny when they make,
I understand the high end companies going electric,
but it is funny you see the commercial.
For exactly, you know, it's like,
the new electric, like Hyundai, something like,
I mean, if you're gonna get electric,
might as well get a, yeah, it's a little Hyundai.
Yeah, they, I remember,
Hyundai's made some nice looking cars now.
I remember my mom.
I gotta be nice to Hyundai.
When Joe lived with me and my mom,
and it was peak me hating him.
He was like, I'm gonna get a new car.
He used to have a Mazda M3, or Mazda, you know what I mean?
Two-seater.
Yeah, two-seater was exactly,
when I broke my shoulder, he drove.
It's like a garbage Corvette.
It's the kind of seat, yeah,
and it's the kind of seats where it would show your pussy
if you were wearing a mini.
Bucket.
Yeah, those buckets.
Those buckets, that's exactly it.
He had a black one, and I remember I broke my shoulder
and he drove me to the hospital,
and I was like, ow, ow, and it's just a piece of shit car.
I hated that car, but then he's like,
I'm gonna get a new car and I was like,
fuck it, because I was learning how to drive.
I was like, maybe 14 or 15.
And I was like, hell yeah, you should get a cool car.
And he went to the dealership and I was at work
and I got home and he bought a fucking Subaru Outback.
And he pulled up and I went, did you buy us?
Me and your mom are Lesby and his now.
That's what I said and I got in trouble. Oh really? He pulled up and I went, Subaru and I go? Me and your mom are lesbians now. That's what I said and I got in trouble.
Oh really?
He pulled up and I went, you got to lesbians,
limousine, and you were, he was, he was,
fuck you, dude, he was so mad.
I was like, dude, you got his,
Subaru, I'm so mad.
When I first met Kurt, I was his girlfriend,
the car, I mean, it was her car,
but the car that I was a ugly blue beat up Subaru they called the blue baroo
Yeah, the blue really was just like are we gonna make it this thing? Oh my god
It felt so open. It felt like a go-kart. It was so open when you're in the inside
I did like it fucking Joe I had to go to it was and he got a standard you didn't even get an automatic
So I got a stick shift
Standard you didn't even get an automatic so I got a stick shift
I fucking hated that guy because it was cheaper. He's fuck yeah, they were cheaper my mom we always did that we were yeah
Stick shift until I left yeah, I mean I grew up driving a stick ship until I left the house I was stick shift when I bought the stratas when I was 16 or 70 I was 17 when I got the stratas because that's when I moved out
Yeah, and it was that was automatic and I was 17 when I got the stratas, cause that's when I moved out. Yeah.
And it was, that was automatic.
And I was like, I could smoke so much weed now
while I drive.
Oh, and then we had a so hard to fucking car.
Well his dad gave us a car.
So funny.
He was just like, yeah, I'm not,
they like changed the price on him or something like that.
And he was like, so you guys just have it until they figured it out.
And then just one day in my house, I saw a tow truck pull up.
No.
I saw it.
Thank God I was like smoking like by my think.
Remember that house?
Yeah.
With sliding doors in the kitchen.
Yeah.
Did we go smoke on the side of the house?
Yeah.
It was, I was like right by there watching computer stuff or whatever.
And I saw it happening.
I ran outside to toe truck drivers or so on edge.
Yeah, of course they're going to get like they're basically stealing the
reaper.
The reaper people are.
Yeah.
So he pulls it there and I go, I go, oh, hey, man, this is my, uh, this is my
car.
And he goes, what's up, dude?
What's up?
What's up?
And I was like, oh, no, no, no, you're getting the wrong energy.
I go, can I just take my stuff out of it? he was like yeah sure I was like yeah we knew this day
was covered so that's so funny what's up fucking make a move make a move cowboy make a move cowboy
shit man I should have been a toe-touch driver I never I walk around on that it's over thought when
me and Kurt and our girls lived with a a a B repoai and our we had a big green huge high wooden fencing
Like planks of plywood was around that's where the chain lock that's remember that every time
We went every time we went into the but my first place in New York at all every time you went in you had to undo a padlock
Chain re chain re padlock when you're inside.
Dude, you could have gone.
When you go inside, it was just like this Queens, like a story of a house, like single home,
but it was surrounded by like drug dealers, Mercedes, Benz, and shit.
And it was like, are they coming back for them?
And that was like the fear all the time.
You could have had a zombie attack and been all right.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, no one could have. If the undead would have came for you then. Nobody was coming. Nobody was breaking into the apartment
ever. However, outside my saturday and got robbed three times. Did you ever, I remember when I
lived in Tucson, I lived north of the city. My buddy like bought a house. And so I lived with him.
And my car got towed because I parked in the wrong place. And I had to go out to like the desert
and get it at a tow yard.
And they people that work at tow yards.
They hate you for some reason before you get there.
They hate you.
Well, they know.
And there have been some more prejudged in my life
and going with tow points.
Oh, good defense is a great offense.
So they just make you think that you're the biggest piece
of shit.
I just remember this lady.
Well, maybe don't forget your seat belt ticket then.
Yeah, come on.
I just remember this lady was a, she was a bit, she was gripping for our girl.
Yeah, sure.
But she had those like, sun stained titties and she was in a black tank top shit in necklace
that said angel and she had glitter on her tits.
Why wouldn't she?
And we're talking about it's maybe 1130 in the morning. And I got a red. That might be last night on her tits. Why wouldn't she? And we're talking about it's maybe 11, 30 in the morning.
And I got a red.
That might be last night's glitter tits.
I got a ride out there and I'm like,
yeah, my dog stratus got towed off Ina road.
And she was like, where's your registration?
I was like, well, it's in the car.
You're coming to Mexican.
And she's cool, that registration.
She was registered, she goes in the car. And she's like. That registration. She was registered. I go, it's in the car.
And she's like, I can't give it to you.
So you show me the registration.
I go, but the registration is in the car.
You took the car.
She's like, yeah, I need to see registration.
Didn't go into the car.
Dude, it took me talking to her, her manager,
for me to be like, can I go get the registration
with my license and show you
When they try to kill time in their day because it seems like something that will always I never
Never have to be the K like they had to be playing like a two-man game on you
I felt like an average mom. They were like armoured his mom. They were like army hammered his mom
They were working together because that's not it doesn't make any sense like where's your registration where everybody says in
Their car they're like give it there goes well. This is a weird thing. You can't get to your car,
and I need to think it's in your car.
Hey, goes, looks like we own this car now.
You know what you told me?
She said you should keep a copy at home.
I was like, who, no one ever told me to do that.
I didn't know that was the thing,
but she really was, she had such an energy of like,
get past me.
Yeah.
I don't think you'll get your car
because I remember fucking driving out of that place being like you're covered in glitter and sweat
I thought you fucking bad bitch. You really milked me. You really milked these beans, but no, I remember maybe we can work something out young man
Yeah, I'm job a you a laa
It's just me in a metal little metal euro underwear
You might have a car for a Virginia Slim while you go down on me. I got
Maybe we could find your registration after I come on you
But yeah, dude, it's don't call it coming on my face. Please. Please not what do you want to call it?
I get a nut off on your face. Oh, please. I want to dribble on your chin. I don't like when girls use
Now it's like dude term. I think Christine calls like masteration for herself jerking off.
No.
Like she's here.
You got to get it into Shibari, dude.
Yeah, I'm going to get Christina Shibari and then forget to unshibari.
Uh oh.
I left Christina home Shibari.
Guys, what's Christine?
Oh shit.
Can you hang from the ceiling in the tub?
Can you look up Shibari?
It's SHIBARI
No, SHIBARI
Shibari
B-A-R-I
It's something with the only people. Yeah, Japanese bonds. There is or money
It's like everyone in middle school went to watch it went to Washington DC if you could afford it
That was like the big trip rich kids like this went to like Japan to learn
Shibari Shibari. No, this is for bondage only. This is like
Well, in the documentary, they show that he would they every girl they talked it was like he brought it up
Would talk about it. It really sounded like a real-life version of 50 Shades of Grey. Oh, yeah
And then but he would just beat these women and be like,
no, this is BDSM.
And then they, in the third episode, spoiler alert.
Was he eating them up too?
And he's like bruising them and shit.
Yeah.
In the third episode, they bring in a dominatrix
and she's like, that's sad.
Yeah, he's just abusing them.
That's zero to do with BDSM.
It's all about.
Oh, I do remember that.
She was like, this isn't a BDSM.
It's like not a surprise.
No, they agree. Oh, did he like surprise. She was like, this isn't a BDSM, it's like not a surprise. No, they agree.
Oh, did he like surprise anal, them too?
I think the main girls, I think the girl at the nostril
was like, she didn't say it.
She said, he did something to me
that I wasn't comfortable with.
Yeah.
Which is basically like, I hadn't done that with somebody,
blah, blah, blah.
I hadn't done that with somebody,
which is surprise anal.
But if they were like, why did you fuck her ass
without asking her, you go, well, her right nostril was too small and then everybody high fives.
They pound them.
Because right now she was too tight to fuck.
Hey, this guy's a dog.
This guy gets it.
Although he also on their getaway at the motel, he took her to harbor freight and went
to the rope aisle.
Oh, yeah.
He just went to home depot to be like the rope aisle. Oh, yeah, he just went to Home Depot to be like
He's like, let's go see what ropes they got. Yeah, if you go to Home Depot with a man that you're not living with engaged to or married
Run
Just fucking a guy. He's like you want to go to Home Depot with me unless he's a contractor and he does that shit for work
If it's a rich, so do you work here?
Good it goes. Uh, do you which size framing that would pierce the skin but not hit an organ?
Okay, okay, okay. So you're trying to get a stiff nut
You're getting some light shabari while let me see here. You're gonna need these right here pretty good
You notice he's playing with his nipples that have nipple rings
Home Depot shirt
He has to move his back brace.
And there's off the side.
It's our cranking nip.
He goes, you know what, dude?
I would go into the toilet.
What we do is we have a great slave dom toilet,
where you could shit right in your mouth.
If you're in this scatological play,
it's called the bottomless toilet.
We call it the Tijuana mudslide.
I asked for just our name in house for it.
Yeah, dude.
He would do this and you're ready.
So hot that he would just throw it out there
and they're like, okay.
You're like, you're like,
you're one of those faces too with his bright blue eyes
that when the girls be like,
I don't know this is freaking me out.
You're trying to eat my flesh and he just goes,
come on.
Yeah, he gives him, he gives him, he gives him, pussin boots.
Yeah, makes his eyes big like, hmm, just like, I don't know.
I guess you're complaining about me because I don't make
such as noise when you snore crazy loud through that tiny
nostril, do I?
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe every night with you sounds like a black hawk hell
of a crack.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got to live through black hawk down every fucking night.
I bet that girl looked at every other picture, that same exact picture of him out in the woods.
Yeah, we got that in the desert with the girl and looked at it and checked all their nostrils.
She goes symmetrical nostrils.
That's where I fell short.
Yeah.
The second girl, the exact looks exactly like her, but eight years younger and with perfect nose.
Yeah. And then that girl said, you know, she said the thing is, he does this. He like comes
in your life because I didn't realize it started in June with the main girl that's given the story.
Which by the way, what is that? That's worker girl. That was like in a,
that was an Instagram room. Yeah, that did like an Instagram look up the main, the main
victim, the girl interviewing this is the name is Victoria
nostrils yeah I don't know you can give her a biker name like nostrils I bet
I do you do you do me favor Lou before you look anything up can you go who is the
girl in house of hammer uneven nostrils do you just want to go to the only person
but now I do like that if somebody else does it it'll be purple dude. I really it'll fill in it'd be so funny if you
Univino's real take a look at bitch
Google really is what I mean
Google came back. It was like oh, I know I know what you're talking about dude
Dude I know it's I are weird 100% if she listened to this episode and then there's that moment where you're like in LA
and she comes up and she goes,
Hey, and pushes you, she goes,
look at these nostrils, they're even now
and then you guys start kissing.
Whoa.
She's just shh, fucking dick.
I always wait for that too.
When you go, but do people say you're being a bully,
it's like that's a bully move.
It goes, this girl wouldn't fuck me
if I lost a hundred pounds.
Do you know what I mean?
It's like I'm taking the shot early.
Fuck that weird nose.
Go to remodeling pictures, weird nostrils.
Go ahead, all the way to, no, no, you can't see on that one.
Go back to the other page.
You just get a bunch of fans of girls.
All the way to the right, second row.
A bunch of girls that were enemies of her in middle school.
And they're like, by the way, Jay,
we've been running the uneven, uneven nostrils play. So if I can
look at those, oh, I can even tell you from that picture that that's a flipped picture.
Cause wrong nostrils small unless that, unless that's that's set them floats. I love that
they make them look like he's just a fucking sexy grizzled man. Oh, I know. Yeah. This guy
certainly, you would have said Kizinski yeah. This guy certainly, he would have
the Ted Kaczynski beard, this guy pulls it.
I mean, by God.
Yeah, he's got five different great looks.
Ah, damn, those nostrils are just starving.
I just can't get past them.
I would then.
What if you were the, what if you were the first?
She goes, you wouldn't get past them,
he goes, I would immediately.
And I'd kill anyone who said it about you.
You would mind. I will put, I will will. I will. I will be your slave. You are so beautiful. I don't even fucking care about
that. You could put cigarettes out of my back. Yeah. You are a perfection. I am garbage.
Hey, was it we like you're all you're dating with the weird nostrils? What is weird about
him? You said shit. Say something
That's before we fell in love dude. Yeah, that's before she became my angel Have you had that of you had someone show you like like throwing out and be like to look at this chick's asshole
Look how she lets me put my hand in our asshole and then three months later. You're like we're in love and dating each other now
She with him, oh fuck, I forgot the point I was gonna make
about him, where he would just like turn him back in.
He would just like turn him in.
He'd like use him like a library.
He'd be like, all right, I've tied this one up
in eight or can I have a new one?
Yeah, he'd give him up and walk away completely
and it's like, and that's what I'm saying.
And then start over.
Oh, that's what it was.
And then start over the process again.
I wonder if there's friends of his
that like just didn't know
how what he was doing or whatever,
but then when that came out
and they're like,
bitch, I didn't know he's doing it.
Who's the main interview?
They go Courtney, they go,
oh, nostrils.
Oh, nostrils.
Just one guy knows if anyone was gonna talk.
Yeah, I figured it wasn't mousey. They've all got different names. Oh, nostrils? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Camp bite her mouth off when she has feet your kids. I got a month on my guma He married her
Two years that they started dating in 2008
What did they break up was it because of this?
Well, he was I think he was cheating on her on his wife with with Courtney damn dude. He has kids
He's got two kids. Oh
That's brutal to find this out about your dad. Yeah, well
Dude when they find out about Lucy Casey really directs this kids this story. No pay attention is there
Yeah, you remember I was never that was nuts. He goes dead. Did you really like whack it off front?
I go see that but I asked and everything was good. It's different this guy here almost bit that girl to freaking nose off the hand up
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