The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Hypnotic Failure (feat. Zac Amico & Chris Faga)
Episode Date: August 24, 2022Zac Amico and Chris Faga join The Bonfire! DJ Lou tells the gang about getting hypnotized by a friend's girlfriend to try to quit smoking and that opens up debate on whether hypnosis has any basis in ...reality.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@ZacIsNotFunny https://gasdigitalnetwork.com/gdn-show-channels/zac-amicos-midnight-spook-show/@ChrisFromBklyn https://gasdigitalnetwork.com/gdn-show-channels/high-society-radio/
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And now the bonfire with big J. Okreson and Dan Soder.
What's up everybody, it is the bonfire, FactionTalk series XM103.
Yeah.
I forgot to fan send another crazy politician ad.
Oh, today?
Yeah.
A good one.
Yeah, we got it, we can look at it.
Very, very nice.
I'm Big J. Okreson, that's Dan Soder.
We got the whole crew.
We got the whole crew here.
Jacob's from Florida, of course, but he's here in
Spirit and I mean genuinely in spirit is surrounded by a glow of light look at this guy
Florida do him right on it. Yeah, man Jacob works for it. Nice. Absolutely
We have our black king the black tiger Lewis
Christie Murray Evans DJ Lou
We have guests hanging out. That's a very guesty week. Guest week, dude.
The opposite of Himbos, though, maybe.
He's just a friend.
Yeah, this is the total opposite of yesterday's show.
If Josh and Justin, if you went the...
Whole different direction.
Yeah, it would be our guest today.
Two guys who have podcasts that can stick.
Ah!
Those guys have jumped in the right podcast game now. The Himbos Shaar eyes.
This is Josh and Justin with trying it one more time.
Yeah, this ought to work.
That's what the original title was.
It's going, we're at our wits end, the podcast.
Josh and Justin with everyone else has one.
I don't get it.
What if we had our shirts off?
That's what we did. We took their one. I don't get it. What if we have our shirts off? That's what we did
We took their ethos
Yeah, we lean your shirts off and then it's gonna it's gonna work fantastically. Yeah shirtless men in an audio medium and really dude
Is there a dumber way to do it? I don't think so
They're filming today. Yeah, they're holding us. Yeah. Oh, we can get don't the way we can get those bods in what say Jacob
They're not filming today. So where are we going to do the M. Light?
Yeah, then why do we have the fucking space lights on what I was told no maybe it's a mistake
Maybe I was no because they're not moving. You don't see sky net moving. Oh
Yeah, they move usually. So let's have a hang fucking lighting. Yeah, All right. Yeah. What's all motherfuckers?
Take your dicks out.
Yeah.
Now we're fucking rocking and rolling our guests.
Everybody, they'll be performing together.
Comedy to Carlson and Rochester.
Great.
That is Christine the plug.
Please.
Saturday, August 27.
That's this Saturday, everybody.
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These guys are busy fucking dudes. It's hilarious. Zach Amiko and Chris Faggot everybody
Thank you, Ramachon. Yeah, dude. Thanks for doing it. Yeah, you came in at a good time Zach got to hear the whole thing. You didn't hear it all Chris,
but yesterday I played a video on my buddy John Carden.
You met John actually in a Phoenix with me, I believe.
Oh, okay.
And John should be the shyest,
stalwarts campaign for mayor ad.
And the song is a fucking banger.
It's a banger.
It's actually the song where you're like,
oh my god, I played it today.
I liked it so much, I screen recorded it and clipped it. So it're like oh my god. I played it today. I I liked it so much
I screen recorded it and clipped it so it's just in my photos
Just the coaches the hook really just want to hear the hook
This woman should have been mayor and she's not she lost her mayor or run in 2021
To an old bitchy black guy, but did you hear the song at all? Not at all play a little bit Chris give me a little taste
Vote for me for my temple in prayer, Ginda.
My name is Tyra Stauher. Breathe it in.
I'm just a bit of simple. Love the people of my
point. My name is Tyra Stauher.
I think if we have Crackle Paloza, she does this live.
Oh my God.
If we finally do that show at the Grammar Sea with all the musical acts from the Bond Fire.
So the people, a boss point.
And young enough to do, the job is here.
My name is...
If you want to see a change, don't be the blank.
We can tie a nation for for innovation for job creation for
My name is
Hey for by the campaign to like star was thought vote for my mom on April 6th 2021 her daughter before you left might not have eyes
We think there might have been some sort of haunted Japanese horror movie that you watch. Did she on purpose say duck campaign?
Uh, probably not.
Actually, there was.
I don't want to know if it says on the flyers duck campaign for it.
There was a little white guy next to her going, you know, we found it tracks better in
certain neighborhoods if you use DA and not the key HE.
You'll know.
Yeah.
Yeah. What's the other one that was sent to to I DMed it to the bonfire Twitter and she's running for the mayor of Phoenix not to replace Wendy Williams
Yeah, that's not for the new time slot the mayor of Moss Point, Mississippi. Yeah, so she's running for and she lost but
Gonna be on Sherry Shepherd show the third episode. She should be they taught just gonna be like the last scene in time
Cop, or they just
Like oh my god. Yeah, so this a campers at it and what what was it?
Pay the person does the song to come and do it for my name is Daniel soda
I'm really scared when I wake up. I think it has to do with anxiety
He's just keeping his simple,
wears wrestling and t-shirts.
There's a guy named Robert Prince Mongo Hodges.
Who sent this in?
What's the guy's name?
Cam, let me look.
Cam, well thank you, Cam.
Classic Prince Mongo.
He ran 990s.
That doesn't look like a Prince Mongo.
Yeah, well apparently he runs in the every Memphis,
mayoral elections since 1978.
It has a independent, sometimes intermittently running
for mayor of Shelby County.
Can you find if he's got any commercials?
That would really be.
That sounds like the highest title
out of special needs problem.
Prince Mongo.
You are Prince Mongo and he he goes you love me.
Yeah, it's a whoever kid whoever finishes Edward 40 hands.
Yeah, his Prince Mongo.
Prince Mongo or they just battle him.
He's a real Prince Mongo.
He who pulls the fork from the electric outlet.
And forever be known.
Did you ever do an Edward 40 hands?
Yeah.
Did you I Chris you for sure did.
Yeah, you have some tight duct Chris you for sure did you have
Tight duct tape dude never done it. It sucks because you really have to piss
No, that's the thing that sucks. It's all about pissing
You got to have a girl there that'll hold you and you can't for you
You can't piss until you just can't take your hands off. Oh right because you got 40s
So the strategy is you just nail one yeah, but then depending on who you're with
They'll make you keep it empty. Yeah, you have to keep the whole but if you you know slick tongue kind of talking
I mean how many did badlands do the day he showed us what do you do five 40s or 10 minutes?
Something like that some crazy. What kind of 40s?
Molecular old fuck you. He was Ellie. I mean, you know badlands booker the guy the chug shit. Yeah
He's our boy I did a movie with him.
He's the man.
I've known him for a long time.
But he was a skank sometimes, right?
No, it's different guy.
He chugs giant.
Dude, it's crazy.
I've seen Badlands on YouTube.
So he's my favorite.
But he makes a ton of money on YouTube.
And it'll chug the dust boot of shit.
But they'll demonetize them
if there's alcohol cause he's considered binge drinking.
Yeah, but he came to do high-sighted radio.
He hung out with us all night.
Yeah.
And oh boy, he showed us the alcohol videos
from back in the day.
I think it was five, 40s and 10 minutes.
Yeah, he was chugging that.
He made me look like a real asshole.
We tried to do truck bombs and he really made me look like a bitch.
Oh yeah, he probably was a truck bomb.
He was sipping like.
Yeah, yeah. I looked like a little boy. with a truck bomb Chris. It's a full picture again
It's with a pint of James and Jesus
Oh a truck bomb just like a car bomb. Yeah, and car bombs are a fucking problem. Yeah, you do you drink all of it?
I did finish it. Yeah, you did were you out after that? No, I was fine. You were fine
You weren't I, I was fine. You were fine? You weren't fine.
I mean, I was hammered.
I took over home that night.
I rarely do that.
You were like that bad.
You were like damn dude.
You guys would be like, yeah, Christopher.
He'll get home fine.
Like, Zach, was it worried about me?
How did you attack this truck bomb?
Just chug.
Yeah, just chug at his fat.
I mean, that's the one when I was like
real good.
Because you put that fucking Bailey's in there when I was really binge drinking a lot
That was the car bomb was my move. It's car bomb. I would do that is the that would be a ketchup move
Yeah, yeah, if I got off work late and people were out drinking I do like three car bombs
Yeah, there used to be a less
Where they're there?
You know, let's be in the last drunk the least drunk person. It's like let's it's being on a room full of retarder people
Yeah, that's what I am now all the time. It's like not being on acid with people
You know that man you just watch people get real dumb and you're just like a bad lady
Showed us doing him like the entire handle of Yeager
And we're like what do you do after he's like I took a nap? Oh my god
He's does a fear he's an animal had your body process that without dying or puking
He's a you truck bomb isn't safe.
He didn't fit through the door, it guess.
Get a walk inside with us.
Dude, I used to just do them.
Well, like not truck bombs, but I used to do car bombs.
There used to be a lesbian bar in Park Slope
that had $4 car bombs called gingers.
And if people, I was just-
That was the proof that women really can't drive.
Yeah.
But I would sneak in there, like we were at other bars
because if people were too drunk, I'd be like, I couldn't deal with it. I would sneak out and like we were at other bars because if people were too drunk
I'd be like I can't I couldn't deal with it
I would sneak out and just slam a couple of car bombs in the dyke bar and head up the head back to whatever bar my friends were at
You guys are fun again. Yeah, they kick you out because you call it a dyke bar
And they're like you've had too many car bombs you get out of here. Hey, dyke hold me no one of them jingers
I'm gonna tell you this last time buddy
I'll feed you this stuff
because you're like a goddamn donkey.
All right, sorry, sir.
Okay, to my favorite, one of my favorite moments
is after a live at Gotham, Big J was there
and we went to smoke a cigarette after my set
and I was like, coming down or whatever
and J's like, let me buy you a shot.
Let's go get a shot.
And we were, it was that Gotham, so we were in Chelsea
and we walk over this bar empty.
It's like seven PM onm. on a Thursday.
It's pretty empty, and we walk in, and Jake goes,
I forget exactly how you said it, I think you went,
hey girlfriend, can I get two shots of Jack Daniels,
and the guy goes, I'm nobody's girlfriend.
It's got, we're good.
So serious for no reason.
What's up girlfriend?
And you said it completely jokingly,
but that guy was like, shut the fuck up.
I get that too much.
But a truck bomb dude, it seems like you would do it
and then 30 minutes later you'd just be like,
all right, everything's shutting down.
I think it would die.
I think it's just too much alcohol.
A pint glass of jams.
No, it's half jams in and then half.
No, it's like a big rock slice,
but a small like a high ball.
You said a pitcher, a pitcher again.
Pitcher again, that's not that bad,. It's a pitcher again. It's is yet
That's not that bad, but it's the fucking whiskey. That's the what's half Bailey's and you know
Bailey's is fine, but that curdling dude because if you if you do a car bomb slow enough and you start getting those bubble chunks
But I'm not yeah, I'm not doing it. You just gotta get it down
Yeah, there's a viral video recently of a Mexican dude doing 50 shots of
Patron
Going down the bar and then it's like this bone drop like
20 minutes later and it's him
Dead getting carried out. Yeah, it's him just completely gone to the world
Yeah, what was that bar downtown people used to go into they had 10 shots for 10 dollars the continent
I mean they demolished it good. He was fucking great
You get off the sixth train and be like I'm gonna go to shoot I kicked out of there for not drinking enough He's connettled. You're just good. They demolished it. Good. He was fucking great.
You get off the sixth train and be like, I'ma go do some shots.
I kicked out of there for not drinking enough.
When I was 19, I was asked to leave because I didn't buy drinks.
Connettled.
I performed there once.
Really?
Yeah.
Me and Kurt did a show there, put on by the guy, John Joseph, this lead singer, the Chrome
eggs.
Yeah, man.
It's the weird meeting we had when I was younger that guy's coming to my life in such
Like odd times John Joe cool guy, man, but like he asked me me in courtesy the show for him
And he goes you guys got my new year's Eve party. So me Kurt his girlfriend me and Carla
Go down the disparties and it's cool loft way downtown
But there's like Sambo pictures on the wall all that stuff was like art. It was all art stuff. It was like really weird art. Yeah
And what's what was sweet guy him as his get it yet a it's crazy find out someone's
Terrible through their artwork. Yeah
I mean if you're in the art, I mean it is like it's got a history
I don't think I don't think he's kind of like black people. I think he has it as like art.
Because it's like,
it didn't shock you.
And you're like, ah, now I know.
Oh, he didn't paint it.
No.
And he also didn't strike me as like a racist guy at all.
In fact, he's, no, I'm enough to say, I think he's not.
No, I wasn't even saying right.
It's just like, you see different stuff
in paintings where you're like, and you just like this.
It's kind of like, it's like, make your children.
It's kind of like a swastika's all over Jacob's house.
Yes, exactly. It's kind of like that. children. It's kind of like a swastika's all over Jacob's house. Yes, exactly.
It's kind of like that.
He's got a lot of swastika books.
Had a draw swastika.
The place where the guy used to,
the owner used to sit out in front with the raiden hat.
Oh, really?
Do you remember, if you were in the village,
and if there was always a guy walking around
with the hat like raiden from Mortal Kombat,
that was the owner of Continental.
He was an owner.
He was an asshole. Really. You know, yeah,
he's a mean guy. He's a really mean prick, right? Yeah, I told him mean prick. And he
just wear that hat all over the village. You know, he sit out front. I didn't know he's
the owner. I thought he was like a bouncer. No, no, he owned it because he was the fuck.
And he was just a dickhead. Yeah, he's a fucking dick. I used to go. My parents, he has to
deal with, he has to deal people who are getting five shots for 10 bucks
No, 10 shots for 10 bucks. Yeah at one point
I think
We would do five for 10 there and then across the street grassroots you can get $9 picture
I started coming to New York though. I think when I did that place it was 10 for 10. Yeah, it was crazy
100% well alcohol, but like if you're just going to get fucked up
It was exactly what you wanted great
Yeah, pretty fantastic, I guess but
And then I was gonna say that John Joseph guy the other time I ran into him again was
hanging out with Steve O
He's like Steve O's like vegan Sherpa
That's so weird that you know me and my friend used to follow him and had to stop because he's like motivational stuff online gets to be like a little
much had to stop because these motivational stuff online gets to be a little much. Yeah, he's all like meets for pussies.
And like it's like books like that.
I love the aggressive vegetarian.
Yes, he very much is very angry at you for not being a vegetarian.
The alpha vegetarian.
He's like, you know what's more male than plants, nothing, bro.
They're fucking so strong.
Plants are the strongest.
Uh-oh, the real Anthony Fauci.
Please, some of this says underneath of it.
What if it's a heartwarming look at Anthony Fauci?
Bill Gates.
This is him at home in a sweater.
Yeah, he goes, honestly, guys, the fucking cuddle bear.
Turns out he likes beagles.
Yeah, many don't follow the timeline of events
when it comes to this dude, Fauci.
First, everything that was stated about him
was called conspiracy theories. Then this book came out. First everything that was stated about him was called conspiracy theories.
Then this book came out and it was proven. So Fauci crawled into a hole and hit, took
himself out of the press, stopped giving his narcissistic, multiple daily interviews.
Everything in this book is backed up with data and source.
When is this post from? This is his Instagram, he posts up and that.
This is Charles Joseph, Lisa from the Chromeags.
Like when did he write this post?
Because Fouchy's been on TV all week.
This is his second month's recent post.
Yeah, he just did it.
I don't have that channel.
What channel was he on?
I didn't see him.
From page news.
This Chromeags?
If you read in the lame stream media.
Well, if you listen to listen was lyrics you get us politics
Are you a pro max fam never my thing yeah me either what's this I just he's another post he makes where it's like this person's clean and sober
Oh, I think those pictures in the opposite order
Yeah, the graduate college then you fucking rip it.
Then you get going on your method.
You don't just get good skin after meth.
Yeah, never pops back completely.
I'd have to say,
I was gonna have the fucking James Woods cheeks.
Yeah, you stretch that rubber band too far,
especially you pick it all like that.
Your skin doesn't want to be good for you.
Yeah, when you get all sucked in,
but then you get like,
when you get weight on a sucked in face, it's even weirder
All right, let's not go into the wormhole of John Joseph's
Crazy bleep melt touch more
Binds in there. Bind made them out rush more touch more. Yeah, Cosby Weinstein Epstein
Close by Joe Biden even if you're gonna go Democrat, don't you go Clinton?
You can't really.
Yeah, that's the draw.
Yeah.
You know, Biden.
By the way, could you find,
the only fantasy?
I love Randy Savage, but he's no Hulk Hogan
where he did this business.
Yeah, Biden doing that, that's fucking Sam Hagar.
That's not fucking David Leroth.
Exactly.
But they really pulled in, like, I mean,
like, there's no picture, by the way,
of Epstein that's not sinister looking.
The guy has no smiling pictures.
No, he does like male duck lips.
He's always trying to look sexy for the camera.
Yeah, he's always given that face, but they couldn't have got more pleasant pictures
of Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby.
Has to know Cosby, I know I love up there.
He wouldn't do anything like that.
Come on.
You look like a little mealtime in this app, but in the boopin' in the pop-up.
Oh, the stuff about the time and those go
to all of this neighborhood.
I had a weird revelation the other day.
So I've told this story a lot of bunch of stuff.
My first job out of college, I worked for a movie company
doing security for test screenings.
Okay.
And one day they pulled me off the job and they're like,
hey, we need you to hang out in this room.
There's gonna be a meeting and you need to make sure nobody interrupts it.
And it was the Weinstein's.
Damn.
So it was just me and fucking Harv Dog for a little while.
Big Harv Dog.
Yeah, no idea what you would have done for a part.
Oh boy, it was me, Harv Dog and Bob.
Because do you ever eat come off plants?
And they eat each other.
It would be the first time Zach ate a plant.
That's how you get me.
They just screamed at each other
and I remember Harvey Weinstein's assistant
brought him a suit
because he had sweat through his suit screaming.
Damn.
Jesus.
And I was like, oh yeah, I have this weird
little Harvey Weinstein story.
And I was talking to my chick about it.
And I was like, oh, because I used to act
when I was a kid. And I did something for the Amanda Bunn show.V. One's in story and I was talking to my chick about it and I was like, oh, cause I used to act when I was a kid and I did something for the Amanda Bond show.
Yeah.
And I went, oh my God.
Just what I went.
I think I worked for Dan Schneider too.
Dan always the brides made Jesus.
You can't get hit even if you walk right up to it.
I did a thing for the band to bond show and I remember the whole cruise.
And then in my head, I'm like, you've repressed the memory of working for Dead Schneider, haven't you?
Yeah, you also worked for Schneider and once.
You definitely got whacked off in that toe pool.
Yeah, dude, you're like, are you fucking put your feet on his cock?
It happens somehow. You might not have been aware of it.
Did you get to go to a socks off party at his house?
But it's also like you stormed the beach at Normandy twice.
You just got so close and nothing, either time.
Yeah, I can't. Look at him, He would give him all like adult girl haircuts
Go back to the other pictures. I had it with him in a man of the bonds
It was a guy with his child bride. Yeah, who he supposedly her baby daddy
According to some rumors. He's her kid's father. That's why it's never announced who the father is
Google it. They have the baby with his face next to it. Oh,. Maybe they didn't get too close to you because they thought you were going to
highlander them. Yes, there can only be one. I will touch them. You. It's like Looper.
Yeah. He's wealthy enough to get. Wine thing comes out of you. I know why you're here.
Just hurry up and do it. He's wealthy enough to get a hot chick. He's sick, dude. Yeah,
100%. Well, I have a theory about the wine thing. I mean, he's a piece. He's a horrible person, but I mean, uh, but they said in the
trial that he was on an injection for erections who wine steam wine steam was oh, yeah, so in that tape
I don't think that's an angry man
I think that's a man where the clock is ticking. Yeah, And he knows he has about eight minutes left on this boner.
He's looking at the time.
And this chick is just fucking pulling the brakes.
And he's like, uh, miss.
I get one of these a month, I get one of these a month
that it's $15,000.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can play whoever you want in the industry.
I'm like, that's,
I hear we have.
Yeah, see people do the, um, the face.
Oh, the kids really? That's a pretty funny. That's funny here we go. Yeah, see people do the face. Oh, the kids, really?
That's a pretty funny.
That's funny.
Well, that's because they never announced.
That's because they super fucked up.
They never announced who her baby daddy was
and that would make a lot of sense as to why not.
Damn, the inch center got her pregnant.
Maybe, I mean, it's a dinner.
Of course, this is all very.
Dennis Blunden.
By the way, how did Arvin keep his nose clean? But I'll tell you what he was involved early Nickelodeon
Weirdly enough like those two guys together
Where the those two guys that were the nerds in the head of the class
Worked together
Making all that Nickelodeon shit and then somewhere Arvid left
Sick dude, this is too sick. You're fucking jacking off
Possibly arvid may have left him been like, yo dude. This is good. I watched all that the other day like three episodes at my check
Way too many feet. Oh, that's the whole thing. I've never seen those compilations
I know, but I didn't occur to me that it was all that it was such hidden in plain sight
Yeah, I wonder if you were close to video village if you just heard him go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, the thing you remember the girls
like, for no reason, the show is a big, you know,
like I Carly big.
All right, time to put ketchup on our feet.
Yeah.
Oh no.
Look all this applesauce I gotta stop.
Yeah.
For these, it's like, fuck.
Yeah.
Why don't I push this pedal?
It's like what they used to do with secretaries
with big boobs and it's offer pencils. It's like what they used to do with secretaries with big boobs
They drop their pencils and it's kid with feet where they go. Oh look. There's a little pool
Oh, no crickets and dream army men take shoes off and stop on stop them all over
Fuckin I think they'd say barefoot did he say his thing in his house was always barefoot parties or something?
Sorry, it's time to shoot it. I know the pool
That was the logo right? Yeah, yeah, but still also the logo became a foot
Oh, you guys the whole look logo should be a foot guys. I like the splatter ID has been going good for years, but
Sorry, I'm sweating so much
We make this into a foot like a big a big orange foot a big girls
Can we make this into a foot? Like a big, a big orange foot.
Like a big girl's foot.
Maybe they walk through this gag.
Oh gag, gag on your feet.
I'm gonna lose it.
I'm gonna come.
I'm gonna gag.
I'm gonna fucking gag.
I'm gonna take dude.
That's fucking hilarious.
Also him just blaming Japanese culture.
Just to, so what, look at feet. Just take your shoes off please. just blaming Japanese culture just so what look at feet. Yes, take your shoes off
Please sorry
Oh
I call it
California license
Hey, Dan I found this downstairs because that's just a joke between friends. No, yeah, don't
But don't give me that. Don't racist against Japanese
Hey, the father father of the world or two. That's that too. You guys give me that back
It's not a flip thing here where these wooden sandals
Kind of kind of kind of find your feet
Just making Ariana Grande when they made her go bulimic. Yeah, it's just Ariana Grande being sexualized for two minutes straight Pete
It's like man, I have some crazy stories about Nickelodeon
Apparently it was an eye-fated the doc. It's eye-fated executives
And the answer was a resounding yes
That is pretty fucking hilarious. She fingers her own throat and chokes on it a little
That's hilarious. Sorry. I got a pretty weak gag reflex, but I'm just a little guru
Tandie always perverts is running a kids network. You should absolutely if you run a kids network
You should be under constant scrutiny listen, you shouldn't be a male gymnastics coach
No for female gymnasts and there shouldn't be guys in charge of
Young girls they should send her toes they should send us around like they're toes coach for female gymnasts and there shouldn't be guys in charge of young girls.
They should send her toes. They should send us around like they're toes. They should send us around like the A team to like
fucking red flag. They're at their cocks. They should all have to wear sheath underwear and nothing else.
Yeah, you like don't even do a frig.
Christine when we were at Ariana Grande's part, we should have said like, hey, it's very nice to meet you.
Nice to see you and Pete. Looks very happy happy together Yo, did Dan what a day?
Schneider dude, Dan Schneider download me what happened? Yeah, tell me right? Yeah
Give me the brief come on dude. We transfer it
Go ahead are you on it? Yes, you're doing it portal over yourself. I'm a dirty girl. That's a rap
I got to go back to my trailer. I'm about. You're a dirty girl. That's a wrap.
I gotta go back to my trailer.
I'm about to pop like a fucking zit.
Yeah, really squeeze it.
Squeeze it.
You went that potato to squeeze.
Damn, dude, that is wild.
It really is hiding in plain sight, though.
It was right there.
I would have thought, like, these are the shows that like, uh,
Isabella watched when she was younger.
Like, uh, not all that, but she watched like I Carly.
And that was all still that same era of this guy running around.
Yeah, he went, yeah, they're good run.
I didn't know Dan Shiner went all the way back to all that
because like, that's like, he's the cookin' good burger.
Yeah, he's been there since like the 90s.
Did he lay, he laid tracks at Nickelodeon?
He's like, I will rise and fuck all the liver feet.
Yeah.
Fucking Nick Cannon had to split because he wasn't down with it.
He was delicious.
Gay. I gotta go and pregnant everybody.
Yeah, I gotta go to everybody pregnant. You go over here and get him on cushion and nothing to do with him.
Yeah, we find that out.
What's your real name? Schneider.
And he goes, actually, a name I took.
What's your real name? He's like, think of Stein. He's gonna get the fuck out of here. I don't want nothing to do with Nick hello. She has bullshit
Yeah, they all got it. I mean, I made a bond. It has to be why she's so fucked in the head
I would assume so didn't the original renin's then be creator get it to yeah, I don't know not Bob camp the other guy
You have like a intern who was an underage girl
He was fucking yeah
Damn it dude. What about Rugrats all your big it out? That's classic Casupe. Oh, right? Remember earlier than she went when Dan lost her ratio of sand's delegations
God got skinny first and that broke my heart
Then the allegations came in the out
It's always after a fact I get skinny. That's what happened to Jared too. Yeah, they get hot
And then they're like hey, by the way you fuck kids man. Oh, you guys what we would never believe a fatso
Fucked kids. No idea when I was fatter. Oh, man
Damn. Oh man
He just does the stumpy voice while he's molesting kids. That's what a bummer. He does we'll actually more into red
They make him change it
Sexual misconduct that means it's like even like a
Because I wouldn't be like full on sex. It's just like touching them. Yeah
Do you know I mean holding their waist while they color in a stimpy drawing? Yeah, he goes oh that's good
Stimpy's a little more red So funny as a girl cuz you always see it's like she was 16. She's 37 and now
It's crazy how much you don't realize how gross that shit is until you're around like 35.
And then all of a sudden, you said you never got molested.
Ah, Kristen never got molested.
You never got molested.
Kusingu's, we kept it in the family.
No, you weren't molested.
Ah, you don't have a sad story.
I was just waiting for one of those memories to drop in my 20s where I'd be like, oh, I got fucked in fourth grade. He just did be like, I
was right. My tea. I forgot that my soccer coach made me suck his dick. It is. Counted
my ass until I fell like an old shoe. That's why I have such a thing against suburban's.
That's where he took me.
Damn, everyone's getting it. Brennan's Stimpy creator.
Brennan Stimpy creator got it, no one's safe.
Well, yeah, he would have like interns that were like 16
and he'd be like, yeah, your artwork is great.
You're in like, you like find these girls.
They would like write him fan mail
and then he'd give them a job before they were even
eight out of high school.
Very, very subtle.
He'd even need no brown brown like they often draw naked
So they don't deal color pencils. Yeah with fucking masks on it with that 95's on okay girls nice nice nice
I like what you're doing with yeah, that is that's just a stump. We actually make it look more wood like
I'm sorry. I talked to you with this car. There's a powder toast. I've been thinking of okay, listen
There's a powder toast. I've been thinking of.
Okay, listen to my lap.
So I'm gonna talk to you about this.
See, it's like this butt out.
Okay, his butt squeezes thing.
There's nothing against assumptions, right?
Or please no South Park.
No, I can think of.
Good.
South Park.
You'll keep me in the loop.
Any South Park?
Well, the funniest firing for a cartoon in recent times is Jay Johnson
getting kicked off of Bob's burgers because he was at the insurrection. Yeah, openly.
No math. It just stoked on it. Do you never got with that was when they were figuring
that out and they're like, no, they're like, oh, shit. Oh, he is on. Oh, here he is.
And they were like, and they were like, it's just a guy who looks like you know, there's like no
No, no, no, that's totally him. That is too true the herky jerky pants
Did that really is and that like realization is the same as when you realize you're seeing a famous person over here
Hey, I know you
Burn it down
I love the bomb, uh, Mr. Show. Yeah, burn it. Yeah, pull that cop out. Fuck that guy. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my
Disappearation. Yeah, he lost the job. He was a Jimmy. He was Jimmy Pesto. No, but I'm saying you have that reaction where you go like
Get in there. I'm gonna fucking kill Mike. Oh my god Jimmy Pesto. Okay. Here you go. Well
I know that voice. I know that voice. Who does Jimmy Pesto?
He's just doing it the whole time.
They're evading the Capitol.
Dude, can you do Jimmy Pesto?
Can you do Jimmy Pesto and say where is Pelosi?
Yeah, look, he pulled the mask right off.
You're at the interaction, you're like,
hey, I hope your husband wins the belt again soon.
Yeah, that's, that's gone.
That'd be pretty cool.
I'm just saying, they should put him over.
It's so weird what like a comedic actor he is
and he's so fucking serious in that picture.
He really is like pissed.
Yeah, he looks, uh.
He's like, let's kill a cop.
I have some slapstick humor I have to write.
You guys like Xany faces?
I didn't know the FBI was just putting people on Twitter.
I'm thinking like they may know this guy.
That would just so funny.
Yeah.
Dude, that's so great that you go to FBI headquarters. You're on the farm. And they're like,
this is, yeah, actually she runs our Twitter. She's like, Hey, I just caught a couple
criminals. I put their face up. This is on you now. Yeah. I run the most powerful Twitter
on in the world. Was that here? Was that last week? Or is it still a photo is a real? And more
people saw it. So I got this set of a band.
Actually, engagement's much higher at 3 p.m.
We said, I'm going to do a, uh, I want to take one amber alert super, super
seriously. Just go track it and just turn my life into finding this girl.
Where is she? Yeah.
As I had late nights in hotel rooms with the board of strings.
You're just drink, you were drinking a cup of coffee with a card game on the
outside. Of course.
And you're going, I've got to find this coffee with a card game on the outside of course, and you're going
I gotta find this girl. It's been three. It's been three days since my phone's gone off. Could you look look?
Look at her look at her. Where's the white accord? I told her mother. I'd bring her home
Did you know that the FBA has FBI has a podcast guys?
Shut the fuck inside the FBI podcast hosted by hosted by Will Silvins and cipher sounds
It won 100% better be modulated
He goes on we are a live active agent
It's more like you know things are pretty crazy and serious right now aliens are real as real as
For him's you hair Also real is for him's hair care products by
for him. Better help. In case you're about to get the FBI up your ass. Please don't
mail us a bomb but if you do please use stamps.com. Coming up next week we've got a
pretty interesting thing. I think I'm gonna get my purpose here. I think I'm
running down on. I've been going Donnieny Brasco for fucking 20 years 20 years deep cover. Damn dude
Well guy from Bob's burgers have fun in jail. Is he in jail? Did he get sentenced? No, I think he just got fired
Yeah, one of the other guys from mr. Shoe was in one of the later better calls all episodes this season and I was watching them
Oh somebody got a not at the insurrection reward
Hey, we're gonna need you to come in.
Oh, I know you're talking about kind of goofy faced guy.
Yeah, happy about that.
Do you think if you're a character, actually, like that?
And the guy that always you're competing with for roles
is at the insurrection, you're like, fuck, hey.
Well, you know you get to play him in the TV movie.
Oh, yeah.
That's one.
Or as a character in the big or in the character in the big
Adam eventual Adam McKay insurrection movie, which he'll do. Taking himself too seriously.
This is show's cast went all over the place. It's strong. Well, some play Laura Kightlinger
gone. She's I don't see her. Tom Kenny. Tom Kenny was Bunch Bob. Yeah.
Um, obviously Bob owner Kirk David Cross at a good career. Uh, Jack Black. Jack Black
for sure. Sarah Selverman. Sarah's on for a while. Tom, and then there was a Paul off
Tom, because there was that girl that with the bug eyes. Yeah, go to go to the
Maryland Rajkab has done real fucking well. Yeah, she really has character acting out the ass.
Brian Possein, Jill Talley, that's what I was gonna say. That's Tom Cammy's wife.
Oh, she? Yes, she's a bunch of violence. Punch problem as well. So she's just chilling back spinning that spongebob.
John Anis is who we were thinking. Yeah, John Anis was on the let the last season. It's all
But character acting for sure. Jerry Minor, was it some stuff for a while?
He's in the new KKK sketch.
Oh, Dino's to my topless.
Guys written on LIDA.
You know, Dino?
Yeah, Dino did a lot of shit.
He starburns from a community.
Yeah.
Oh, well, I'll just shove that ball bust up my ass.
I think he wrote for South work, too
Yeah, well, a jet genetic and draw did nothing she sucks Wow, dude, you're right
Sit now, I don't think so he was like he wrote I think I don't remember
Old Conan with like Louis and yeah, no, he's on the first staff of Conan
Okay, I'm sorry. He's great. I'm stupid.
Oh, good.
Throw it in your fucking head, man.
Throw it in your head.
Do you feel better about themselves now?
No, you're fucking...
We have been ticking around and not getting to the core
of what I wanted to talk about so bad today.
Right.
We found out last week that DJ Loo was going to be going to a hypnotist to quit smoking.
I, Jury's that we already know you, you're having quit smoking.
No one thought you were going to, but I'd like to hear the process of what went down.
I know there was some ups and downs even going to this one because it was a friend recommendation.
It's a friend's relationship with the person.
Oh, so you got a pretend you got hypnotized?
It was a female.
Your girlfriend's so good at hypnotizing.
Dude, she's fucking great.
I have a idea.
How can we even hung out?
Well, it's not because I'm smoking.
It's definitely not.
It's totally not because I can't not smoke.
It's a female hypnotist, which he's going to get yelled at at home for that.
Yeah, he's catching shit for going to
Because she loves you. She believes this woman is gonna hypnotize you to be hers and hers only
Yeah, that's what that's the problem with dating Latinos is they think that you're gonna be under some sort of sexy spell
You have some sort of Spanish girlfriend. What a white woman hypnotize you
Yeah, what if you were sure that's what you just speak to her dad. That's how they made love pushing number nine
Yeah, just fucking crazy
Lou why are you doing this to me?
My hips not hypnotic enough. Hey, she's gonna keep trying
I'm gonna read the word of the female hypnotist. Yeah, I gotta be the only one in her class
They're like we're're, yeah, okay.
You were duped into going to a friend's
hypnotist girlfriend.
I wasn't duped.
I wanted to go.
Yeah, but.
Was she wearing a cape?
She was on Zoom now.
Zoom.
I didn't even pay attention to a Zoom podcast.
Zoom hypnotist.
Go fuck yourself.
Zoom hypnotist I'm out.
Your magic's not in the room.
Of course.
We could probably put it on a YouTube video now get the same effective whatever
you got probably could you probably YouTube stop smoking hypnotism on YouTube
and watch it yeah well this was a hundred fifty bucks well that's better than
damn you know that's the kind of money where she was laughing it as she counted
oh my god she's like when I snap fingers, you'll believe you're not a fool.
That's with the friendship discount on. Yes. To not quit smoking. Dude guys, hold on. Let's stop
smoking together. Hit the volume. She just hypnotized you in a giving her your money. My name is
She transferred that from her Venmo to her bank account, a dollar at a time laughing at you. Yeah.
Click. What an idiot. Click.
What an idiot.
Well, the link in this video is description.
And then you go, okay, we're gonna start and wake up.
Oh, wow, you're out.
Geez.
See if you'll let.
We spent two hour session together.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, you are.
Is it a vaccine?
You're gonna quit smoking.
And we should, the cravings are over.
You should probably do a follow-up session.
You got me old DVDs, wasn't I?
The follow-up sessions cost 50 hours more
because you know, we gotta make sure
that the smoke is gone.
If you really want it to work,
why don't you give me your social?
You're looking at this holographic ring real quick.
Yeah, huh.
Do you want to buy some gold, too?
Well, we did.
When we did it, the first 10 minutes,
I was exactly what Chris just said. I'm like,
how long do I got a fucking pretend that I'm being hypnotized? You said you were being
hypnotized? I didn't feel it at all. Of course. Go big, big, big, big, big, you can't
I'm walking the lights getting smaller and smaller. I'm chasing it. Till it's almost gone.
I mean, complete relaxation.
She's going, yeah, it's just a Jersey girl too.
She's going, yeah, see you're like changing your mind.
Yeah, slip into a deep.
I'm going to put you on me, you know, like real under,
like, you know, black guy living in a white family
get out kind.
You're going be deeper deeper
Well, how long do you go you go you out hey hey stop smoking moron
You're maroon you fucking it is don't say hey, he's a cigarette you mouth. He's a bunch of your face
You're mother love your mother loves their column more
Don't smoke You mother love your mother loves their column more
Think it's a great you mouth punch your face. Yeah, I'm an introduced you to Benson and head
I got your patch right here anyway
Wake up you get the sweat on my couch
For an hour and 15 minutes shut the fuck up. Yeah, and I gotta tell you You were tempted for an hour 15 minutes. I pretended for about 15 minutes
But then when I surrendered to it it kind of worked. I don't like that fucking talk at all
When you thought about not smoking a cigarette you didn't have a cigarette while you're in somebody's house
Crazy it's like zoom
You could have smoked if you wanted I can't smoke during it. You're gonna be like hold on. Yeah, he goes wow I'm totally out Crazy Like
Be honest 12 minutes into the shoes like all right just jerk off and say I have
Mr. Lou can I be honest
No, Mr. Lou, can I be honest? I'm not that good of a hypnotist, but you can jerk off with my boobies.
I'm gonna pull my pee any size.
It's really an only fiend.
I don't want smoke.
I want smoke.
I want smoke.
I have to.
I want smoke.
No, smoke.
I want smoke.
So you say we used to write there to it, what works?
I think I can be hypnotized if I had somebody in the room with me and the person was better.
She ASMRed you as all she did.
Well, I didn't fall asleep and flew by like it was 10 minutes.
Don't smoke.
I don't fucking smoke.
It makes it really sexy with you don't smoke.
Don't suck your dick if you don't want to smoke your cock.
You know what I'm saying?
You're gonna buy me two tickets to Bruce Springsteen.
Also, you're gonna give me whatever cash is in your wallet.
Because you're a roob.
And you're also a bang-batter when you bang that a boss ate his stuff.
You're smoking more, bro.
Lights. What are you?
I'm nailing.
You're working on nail sol...
So I don't want to get your lipstick on your soda. Smoking more brights. What are you? I'm nail you working on nail so
So I don't want to get your lipstick on your social so anyways turns out my boyfriend Ronny
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$1 a minute not to smoke while I'm a chain smoker it works out
It is I really and what broke you for that cigarette where you like
She wasn't even in the room. That's it. My mind was like that wasn't real. That's a stupid
Isn't that gonna happen as soon as the regular hypnotist leaves the room? Let him work his way through a Chris
He's figured out. He's letting him get another hypnotist and he goes to the room with him.
Why is this my way through Chantix?
Yeah, did he walk through Chantix?
Why can't we?
Isn't that supposed to kill you?
Why can't we have him?
This is come to it to him here.
I would absolutely pay for that.
Could you turn the floor over to them and the audio of them talking?
Jacob, you would love that, right?
I wouldn't love that.
I would have.
You got to kill that audio. I'm sorry, you you would love that right
Go Jacob sorry you get priority over YouTube this time
Good Jacob before I go to YouTube idea I would I would love I would love it put YouTube back up
No, I'll be really fuck off No, stop. It'd be really fun. No, fuck off. But enjoy this montage of fail armies, fail the weak lips. I'll rewatch your favorite
commercials from the A.B.s. I think, yeah, that's fucking, I think I'll be really fun
to hypnotize DJ Lowe in studio. Do you think there's a chance it could work on the air?
I don't think it could work. Why why I can't get to that place. No, you can you can work so you did it on zoom with your cock in your hand
You just want us to your friends girl for him to be alone with a lady hypnotist
It's not cheating she made me. I don't know fellows. Maybe it was like in a different room or something
Maybe if I was wearing something loose fitting
I don't want to put it on
Maybe if I was chained to a table. Yeah, I was in a robe per se
It was weird. She wouldn't let me lay down and get comfortable
I had to sit on the side of my bed and just like slump over in a pretend hypnosis. I feel like I could be hypnotized if I had a barcode on a wrist
Do you do any favors like is there anything of someone exposing a hypnotist?
There's got to be something of that.
There's got to be.
Well amazing Randy, right?
Probably must have done it.
Um, I don't know.
I don't remember exposing a hypnotist.
I remember getting like, mentalist, mentalist, mentalist.
Not a fucking shit.
Mentalist, god fuck it.
But John Edwards immediately got cruelled.
Yeah, they're all fucked.
Those people, but I'm saying like, John John Edwards is like your father is not proud of you
And they're like we talking about John Edwards. He's like I lied about all that the funny
I mean the most fucked up the funniest one was when Sylvia Brown told the
The parents of the Cleveland girls that were kidnapped. Mm-hmm. They're like stop looking. I'm getting
She's dead in water somewhere. They're like she's drowned somewhere and they're like oh my god
And then years later she escapes like the place.
And it's like, oh, maybe the drinking water that does.
I thought you said her name was Jeanette.
Jeanette.
Oh, that was, no, Jeanette drowned.
She's dead.
You're done, I was alive.
Yeah, fuck, I wouldn't own that.
I told, I by the way, I told Jeanette's parents
that she was alive.
Do you want your refund?
I already spent the money.
Hey guys, can we have people call in
if they were actually ever hypnotized?
Like, if it really works?
Yes.
Yeah, call in.
So if you're a liar, give a call in.
Yeah, yeah.
If you're still hypnotized.
866-969-1969.
We have to be very spooky back drop.
866-969-1969.
If you've ever been hypnotized, and it's worth it. Were you initially under the assumption eight six six nine six nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine Yeah, it wasn't there's no way it was I thought maybe it could how can you know she had nice cans?
Zoom zoom hypnosis the second I find out it zoom amount
I'm out. Yeah, I'm over here. I gotta be honest with you lady hypnotist. I'm out. Yeah, dude
It's not a job that
It's not a thing
I'm gonna trick the penis no, and I'm not the anti woman
But just like I don't know man I just can't figure out how to control someone else's
I throw trucker fire fire fire asking crab fisherman fucking hip to test some
They're just dude jobs. That's so funny. He goes you want to be a hypnotist? Can you lift that weight?
Don't believe those things crossover dude. I hope a bunch of people in the hypnotism at all
Why would a woman even need to hypnotize
somebody? It's crazy. Use your charm and you're a user of a vagina. Just honey pot. What are you doing?
Yeah, I think no one's ever you bought a pocket watch lady you fucking loser. Yeah, you're you're you're you're
built to gaslight. You're not even fat. What are you doing? Huh? Nobody's ever plucked like a chicken and
not remembered it and oh and done that. Yeah, uh, two shots. I believe my argument would be that it's never,
ever happened.
When I was in Tucson, I opened for one of those comedy
hip-knit hits when I started.
It was like a four-time in the afternoon show.
It was bombed.
The amazing thing.
Yeah, it was when it drank in the back of the room
in the afternoon.
I was like, I gotta watch this and you're right.
Every person that got hypnotized, they were like,
one, I opened looking at their table of friends,
being like, whoa, yeah. Yeah, in there. Yeah, one I open looking at their table of friends, being like, oh yeah.
Yeah, because they're the person who dragged their friends
to a fucking comedy hypnotism show at 4 p.m.
You're gonna have them with some mate,
when I clap the three, you're gonna have them with
some amazing orgasm of your life,
you're gonna have that.
I saw one of those.
Of course.
I did a back when I played music,
we played a renfair and the mate we opened for
a sex hypnotist.
Yes. And bring up sex hypnotist. for a sex hypnotist. Yes, and
bring up sex barbage. He just like made ladies fake war guys on
the stage, but then he came to our room after and did like a private
show and I'm like hypnotic because he wouldn't do guys. I'm like,
make me come bro. Make me fucking cover my pants. And I
work like that kid. He goes, I'm not really comfortable with
guys. I'm not gay. I'm like it's hypnotism
You're not touching me. Yeah, you just have to do that an hour here like you just has to suck your dick
He goes everyone shut your eyes
I was you are my deep spilt come on kid come
Come on
What is this it's hypnotist puppet sexual threats? This is a this is a porn. This is a bit or something. Yeah
It looks like one of the duck dynasty guys. You can tell by this. It's not yeah. This is like a clip
for sale
At clips for sale. Yeah, yeah, he had like an audience of ladies
But my friend went up and he like was on the day. I was but they didn't call him up
And we're like what's it like he's like, I don don't know. I guess I kind of felt like I was dreaming,
but like, no, it wasn't sexual.
It's not even the, it's all completely.
I would hypnotize people to say nice things to me.
They would say it and they go,
I really enjoy your company.
There you go.
This feels good.
It really is for me.
You know, like a black and white pin wheel.
Just making friends is hypnotized
Yeah, I got you want to hang out some time you get lunch and they go I would love that I go
Oh, it's got to do any orgasm yeah, if you look like a rata hypnotist, but then like live show
Because they'll do it'll have like 10 ladies on stage. No, I want an ironic our next live show for bond
I want to watch this this guy looks
No, I want an erotic our next live show for bond. I want to watch this this guy looks so fun
Christine can we get you erotically hypnotized a skankfest
Vegas there's probably dude this is the rocket into throwing
You looking for and erotic hypnotist. How about a chorus of it?
We're gonna fucking drum the line of these guys. We got Danny Shelton. We got more easy on skydiving. Yeah
A lot of just initial endings. Yeah. Oh, we got Paul. Yeah
This sensational Raul
Oh my god, I want to watch some of these fucking sex.
Let's take a break.
We got a break.
All right.
Chris and Zach hanging out for the full show.
They're going to be in Rochester, New York,
at Comedy at the Carlson.
This Saturday, August 27th.
Be sure to check out High Society Radio and Zach's midnight spook show, both on guest
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