The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Is It Big Jay? (feat. Aaron Berg)

Episode Date: June 27, 2023

Jay is stuck at the airport, so Aaron Berg fills in and they play a game about Big Jay trivia!

Hey everybody, I'm Bobby Kelly. And it's Big J. Okerson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just the podcast. Hey, guess what? For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. OkersonCourson and Robert Kelly. Yeah. Huh. That's a favorite piece, he boys song. No credit.

Me and Louis talking about this album gets no credit. What's so ever? What's up everybody? It's the bonfire. Big J. O'Courson, Robert Kelly. Serious XM. It's Monday. It's fun day.

I got some good news and I got some bad news. What do you want first? What do you want first, Lou? Give me the good news. The good news, we got a very special guest. Aaron Berg is in the house. Yeah. That good news gets this day starting.

We got two ball bastards in the house. Look a good cheekbones exposed, feeling happy, light, and lean squatting our wives. Just two mitt, what, what are we doing to our wives? Squatting. What is that, mate? I'm strong enough now that I'm in good enough shape. I can pick my wife up in squatter.

Oh, well, I don't know if I'm there yet. All right. I'm like a squatter. You can give it a go. know if I'm there yet. All right. Like a squatter. You give it a go. I can give it a go. Yeah, she's like, she's got no butt. God, you look good. You got veins coming back in your neck and stuff.

Is that a good thing? I don't know if there's that a good thing. Oh, yeah. Vascularity's king. Vascularity. I like that word. I got Vaney neck. Yeah, you got Vaney neck.

I got Vaney neck, baby. You're gonna have upper pecs popping out of that shirt soon Look at I think they're coming out. I do I see him. You see him. Yeah, you're a good-looking man again nice Yeah, if I take my shirt off though, I look melted, but it's okay Candle action. No, it's actually not as bad. I'm very excited. It's not oh Welcome to Shade 45. It's not as bad as I thought. It's not as bad, like I thought I was gonna look like, you know, a pregnant woman.

Yeah. After birth, but no stretch marks, no gooeyness yet. Not looking like a Dodge charger with flames down the side. No, no, yeah. It's good. Yeah, like the car from Grease Lightning. Yeah. No, not's not looking like a Dodge charger with flames down the size. No, no, yeah. That's good. Yeah, like the car from grease light news. Yeah, no, not at all. We got bad news too.

Sorry, we got the good news. Good news is good. You're here, which I'm excited about. Me too. And we got some bad news, Lou. You want to tell people the bad news? You want me to break it to them. You break it.

I'll break it. We got more good news though. You want more good news? No, I want the bad. Oh, that's terrible. Big J is not here right now. I mean, it's sad. That's sad. Everybody just shut their radios on.

Turn them back on. He's coming. His plane is landed. He's on the Burt tour and his plane got canceled this morning Delta canceled and then JetBlue delayed delayed delayed. I called the poor guy. He had no lounge life. Why? Because his Delta flight got canceled. Oh yeah, you get jet blue has no lounge. You're at a lot. You have nothing. You'd rather stay with Delta and come in a day late so you could have a lounge all day. But he wanted to get back to the show. So what did he do? He made sure he got on the exit flight out and he sacrificed for all the campers

Cracker crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle. Yeah Right crackle. I was waiting for a sound effect from Lou leek a little He only works for Jay He only works for Jay Crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle Lou call him and get a little update series at okay. Here's his number two one two no It's 917. It's actually 917 Let's give his number out you guys call him fuck that you call him. It's 917 Hang on I got it right here ready. Let's call get a little big J update. He's on his way to the studio His plane has landed Big J how are you buddy? We're in the studio. I'm here with

Aaron Berg and we're just trying to get a big J update. We heard that you landed. You're plane landed. You're in an adventure. Oh, no. It's a. Can you tell them to shut up while we're talking? Please tell me on the radio. I would shut up. So you're going to be here. What 20 minutes?

Oh, you know what? We could light on a week before open. Here I am. OK. I'm going to try to get out of here with not going before making the pussy first. I will. Do you mean favor to do an arrow please one down, JetBlue? Yes, sure. Absolutely. We'll talk crap about JetBlue. Wow. If it was Delta, I'd have to say no cuz I'm a spirit for white people Jet blue got somewhere to be tough cookies. Hey jet blue. We have mediocre looking flight attendants jet blue Want to go to lounge too bad for you jet blue?

flight attendants jet blue want to go to a lounge too bad for you jet blue no lounge nice to look at there yeah jet blue i mean they don't even have snacks they don't have breakfast they have little little crappy snacks j jet blue we spit on pride

with the i'll say what they do have uh... only three seat rows mmm that's right that's bad for next fact Yeah, but you get that little baby TV. That's good, right? No. Okay, you know what? Don't say it in the Jeff Louvre with yes. It is good. It's better than flying United and just staring at a gray

piece of leather for three hours. Yeah. Direct TV he's got it. I hope on the next update I have. I'm still sitting here. All right, well, we're gonna call you back in a few minutes, maybe 20 minutes. You should be in the car, head it back, right? Let's hope. All right, Jay, well, we love you and we'll see you in the studio very shortly, all right?

Yes, you guys have a good show. Thanks Jay. Be safe out there, we'll see you soon. Yes, I'll be out.. All right. Thanks Jay. Be safe out there. We'll see you soon Yes, I'll be Here's a airplane going by Jacob relax come on settle down hashtag tarmac life bro. Jay Jacobs here to hi Jacob. How are you buddy? I'm good. It can't hear you Hey, don't yell at anybody Jacob

I'm good. How are you? I'm doing fantastic. I sent Jacob, you know, last week I was driving home from the bonfire and I saw a UFO on the Hudson. I saw a UFO last week as well. Where? In New Jersey. Where? In my town driving on the main road to go to my street. Yeah.

I saw a green light just zing through the air and then it was gone. It was not a plane. There's no way it wasn't playing. I took, I have photo evidence and they keep calling it a bird. Show me the photo. I don't have it. That's what evidence means, is you have it?

I have it, but I don't have it right now. Yes. I saw a green light just zing across. It looked identical to the green light that the Spanish people saw. Remember the cops also showed up. See, see, see, see. Esa, una verte light.

That's what they yelled. Yeah, there was a green light. I saw a legal, I believe in it now. Now that they did a conference. There it is, right there, look at it. See it, right there. Everybody were looking at my photo from last week. It's on somewhere on the internet, right?

It's on Twitter, I'll retweet it. It's on somewhere on the internet, right? It's on Twitter I'll retweet it. It's on Twitter right now. We're gonna retweet it so you can look at it and and zoom in if you could Christine Thank you so much Christine. You're the best Christine. What was last time somebody told you that? You're the best It's not a bird. I mean Christine can you zoom in Christine? I don't get mad at me. I'm not Jay Please don't take it out of me. I love you. I just said you do a great. I mean, can you zoom in, Christine? I am zoomed in. I don't get mad at me. I'm not Jay. Please don't take it out of me. Look, I love you. I just said you do a great. I mean, she zooms in and back out.

I mean, she's never talked to Jay like that. No. I mean, enhanced that section, please. Thank you. Thank you, Jay. I'm going in and out. Oh, well, that's pretty good. That's how it goes.

That's how it goes. So anyways, I was driving and I took it and it was flying something. Yeah, something that was cruising. What day was it? It was on a June 14th. I think it was. It might have been the 13th. Mine was June 14th too.

I'll just say that. That's a Bob. Yours was June 14th. Yes. Mine, I'm going to tell you now. Mine was June 14th. That wasn't mine. Therapy, money. Yep. gonna tell you now. I was a little bit there. That wasn't mine Therapy money. Yep, it was that night June 14th. Yeah driving home

Is a UFO going around and nobody believes me and I have photo evidence and they say it's a bird birds have to flap their wings Yeah, that is not a bird there it is right there. Look look look right there. See it look at that That is not a bird. Oh, that's a bird. That's how can you do that? There's wings. No, there's not a wing. No, that's not wings. That's okay. I believe it. I believe the real now. I mean, it's happening. It's happening. Here's my problem with these aliens. Okay, that image. Yeah, it did not move from, it stayed that image. Like it didn't flap a wing, it didn't go call, it didn't make any noises, it was that thing, the whole time.

Was it moving? Moving. Yeah, it's a UFO, dude. It's a UFO. They're here, and I discovered them. I saw it, it was a green light. This is how long I saw it for. We're on to gone.

Not a plane, and I know there's a lot of small planes in my neighborhood not a plane What are you gonna do when they come down? Are you gonna go meet them? Or are you gonna run away? Here's my problem with them. You have already have a problem. Yes, I do you do Yeah, you don't like you know like aliens first of all you want to build that wall I'm a legal immigrant. I paid money to get into this country because you're from Canada It costs 30 grand It took me like 10 years to get into this country. As it should, because Canadians,

it should take longer. That's not it. I'm not opposed to illegal immigrants, especially when they come up from space. There's no border patrol in space. My problem is that we do. No. Superman.

Not real. Thor. Not real. Dude, there's a lot. These are movies. These aren't real things. Yeah, you think they are, but where do they get the idea from? I'm not buying it. Okay, whatever. We'll see.

Here's my problem with these aliens. It's not, they're not coming to take jobs. They're not doing anything like that. What aliens do we talk about? These aliens in space. The space aliens. What about the land ones? I'm fine with them. I love them. I love them. I'm considering hiring live and help. I'm fine. I say open the borders. They do really good work. They fix my driveway. They're the best.

Yeah. It's not like we're letting a bunch of rude jerks in. They're nice, awesome people that help. I mean, I love them. Yeah. Let them in. Let them in. That's what I say.

But not these aliens. You don't want this piece. You know why? Why? Because they're great. How tall am I, Bobby? Oh no. How come you're so let them in. That's what I say, but not these aliens. You don't want this You know why why? How tall am I Bobby? Oh, no, how tall am I you're four two no, how I'm sorry? I'll tell you five eight

How to oh Jesus shut in the difference. Okay, you're five. I would say realistically I say I'm five six. I may be five five holy shit I say I'm five six. I may be five five holy shit These aliens are my wife is tall What a weak pimp. Yeah Exactly what you have to lift weights. I have to look for it. It's not easy being short Yeah, man, here's the problem of that short You know how tall those aliens were that they found in wherever it was New Mexico. I do not They're eight and a half nine feet tall. Yeah. They're too tall. I don't need more tall people. Not too tall. You know,

we get them to play for us on the Olympics. That'd be good. I got a basketball team. How long until you until like we're all trans. That'd be awesome. I mean for me, I like the end of the summer. Really? I think I don't know, dude. I'm worried that that's all. That's what upsets me is the height of these things. You should be afraid of everybody. Why? Because we're all tall than you.

Not at carnivals. Ha ha ha ha. You're five, six, dude. I didn't hear that. Do you have to wear like high heel pumps or something? No. Do you wear like a lift? No.

Do you have boots on right now? I'm wearing these nice new shoes, they're very comfortable, the lifting shoes. That's a lifting shoe? Yeah, it's a lifting shoe. That's embarrassing, girl. Ha ha ha ha. I, good on you, admit it.

Thanks. On a radio show. Yeah. So you wear a lift shoe, so it pumps you up on it. Not a lift, no, to lift weights, they're weight lifting shoes, not lift shoes. I wouldn't wear lifts. You guys, I made them as, I thought,

I'm fine with my own height. I've dealt with it for years and years, and I feel very comfortable being short. And I overcompensate in many other ways. You do. But I feel good about that overcompensation. So your problem with the aliens is that they're tall. Yeah.

But can I say something? ET, your height. Wasn't a real alien. Movie. Yeah, but you don't know that. You think ET is real. What do you think they're gonna? ET would be the weakest of those aliens.

They eat aliens like ET. That's what they would do. They would skewer them for Fourth of July. So you think the aliens are coming down. They're gonna be 9 feet tall. Yes. And they're gonna be alpha. They are. And people are saying they're gonna be nine feet tall. Yes. And they're gonna be alpha. They are.

And people are saying they're gonna be nice aliens. Yeah. I think that's only a matter of time until one of them gets pulled over by a dirty cop and Minneapolis, then they're all gonna turn. I don't understand. Is that a, I don't know what you're doing, is it? You don't think,

when you back on the Kumian network, what's happening right now? God forbid. I don't understand what's going on. I think cops are gonna be violent towards aliens. Why? Come on, look at the track record. Listen, dude, cops have kind of got their shit

on pause right now. Yeah. Like all those cops kind of retired and now cops are, if you've walked around New York City, they look like future cops. They look like, like, you know, demolition demolition man cops now cops in New York City I only start at $44,000 a year to work in New York City. Do you know how difficult that is? I don't cops in my town make 85 grand a year and they just sit in the car

That's it cops here are getting stabbed with needles making 44 grand a year. It's crazy. Are you running for office? here again stab with needles making 44 grand a year. It's crazy. Are you running for office? Yeah. I don't understand. I'm having a fun alien talk with you. And all of a sudden you give me stats like Gavin McGinnis. What the fuck is this?

What is this? You're gonna have to demonstrate it. You would cop make 44% of cops in Manhattan would kill an alien. I don't know if it's a fucking time. You don't think cops are gonna turn on aliens. Cops have been waiting for this moment for aliens to get here.

All the movies you love when the aliens arrive I think cops are gonna turn on aliens. Cops have been waiting for this moment for aliens to get here. All the movies you love when the aliens arrive and as soon as they find out these are bad, everybody's in line to take a pot shot at an alien. Dude, I don't think so. I think the aliens have been here for a while. And don't you ever compare me to Gavin McGinn as the police.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I did find a vice magazine, however. I'm sorry. Dude, I'm just saying that I don't think that the aliens are gonna come down and be jerks. I Think they're nice. I think they've already been here. You think yes. Yeah, I think Lou is an alien Impossible dude. Have you ever seen how fast he is on that board his eyes do look like like he's from future Rom ours, dude. He's watch when he blinks its sideways watch like he's from future. Romer.

Dude, he's watch when he blinks. It's sideways. Watch. That's crazy. Dude, there's nobody faster on a board. You have to have alien blood in you. Look at that. Who brings that up quick?

That's his natural. You missed four sound cues in the first three minutes for you. That's his, he's trying to pretend like he's not, he's not an alien. Oh, this is how they assimilate. It is assimilate. He's got to pretend like he's human. Listen to that.

Good, sing it. That's his national anthem. Sing this one. Put your, you're gonna stand up. Put your hand over your heart. Yeah. Yeah. It's the, it's the good part. That's a good part.

They're gonna play this at hockey games. They're gonna be nice, but something's gonna turn them. We're a very bad species of people. I don't think we're that bad. Look at what we've done to this earth. That's why they're here. What did we do to the earth except make fun shit? Why is Greta Thunberg so upset? She's autistic. That's why somebody touched her ears before she went out there. Yeah dude we've made this planet awesome. Come on, dude.

No, compare it to what they've done. When they have a spaceship that looks that big to you, but then all of a sudden you go into it and it's the size of six football fields, which is what I've heard. The way ahead of us, it's like these are portals. That's not even a spaceship, that's a portal. That thing I saw on the west side, how is a portal?

Yeah, it's a portal. It's not a portal. Let me tell you something. I don't know, it's hard even a spaceship, that's a portal. That thing I saw on the west that I was a portal. Yeah, it's a portal. It's not a portal. Let me tell you something. I don't know what you're talking about right now, but I'm gonna say that. Because you're not following. You're using your human brain. I think Lou is controlling me right now.

Yeah. I think. That's what Anthem's catching. If you look down, if you come from another planet, right? Because you know their planet is probably a, you know, they don't do anything bad, they don't swear. They're, you know, evolved. It's boring. You come down here to New York City on a Saturday night. Do you know much? They're like, what's a fucking donut? They're in, and that's what they go for is a donut, not the coke, not the horse. Yeah,

but they go, and they go that, and they get, then they get, then they play chess in the park. Then they go to, they go to a, a rave, then they go to a comedy club and then they go that and they get then they play chess in the park. Then they go to they go to a rave and they go to a comedy club. Then they go to Jersey. They go to amusement park. We have the the shore. It does feel like you're writing a movie right now. We have so many fun. This is called Aliens in New York written by Bobby Kelly.

They're like, we just went and saw what's the name of the very popular musical. Everyone goes to see Lion King and Lion King. It'd be good. I was thinking of the very popular musical everyone goes to see line king and line king a big good I was thinking of the other one Hamilton. Yeah, I think if aliens came down right and they Cruise around for it. They would be like this planet is the shit these people have done it. They made it fun Jacob are you do you like Star Trek or anything like that? Did you give us Jacob? Are you do you like Star Trek or anything like that? I've watched Star Trek like five times over the original series. So you love it. So don't don't you think the alien planets are a boring as shit? It's just a house with a ruby on it. It stinks. Come into my house and it's just oh fucking carved out in the wall. They got a ruby and some stupid little thing in the middle. Yeah, they eat like gruel

Dude, we have pancakes. Yeah, but the gruel's healthy. They're like this is all the nutrients. We require on our planet Yeah, we why are you eating chocolate chip pancakes with so much syrup from a tree? We drink our food Forget that we reproduce with our food. We get that. We reproduce with our eyes. I know. Remember in Demolition Man where she put the headset on? Yeah.

And she was like, this is how we have sex. Yeah. I want that. You want that. I have that now. It's pretty close. I think Norton does it with his VR glasses. I do VR too, VR porn.

What's that like? VR porn you should stay away from. Why? What happened with me, and it's different because I was there, there was me, and then there was a girl waitress, I put it on, and I started talking to the girl, and I started moving in my chair,

because we were kinda doing it, and I was going along with it, and she was like, hey baby, I was like, what? I was started talking to her. Come on. It was weird, because she's right in your face. Yeah. And then the girl put the headset on and she was looking around,

going, oh my god, I love those cabinets. That's such a nice kitchen. It was like, ugh, you know, she was looking around the room at the, at the accoutrements and the, you know, the, the cabbages. The cabbages. Yeah, she was like, yeah, it was like stupid. So I had to stop, though. I brought on the row with me.

And I was just sitting on the couch. I was fishing. I fish for like two hours. Oh, I'd like to do that. Because you can just sit there and fish in your living room and drink and your hand comes up and everything. And then I watch porn. And they have all kinds of porn.

You can type in anything you want. Yeah, it's pretty if someone walked in It was look like I was singing You could have just gone with straight I did that too. Oh wow Yeah, they're real for sure because they were making movies and TV shows about aliens They're real for sure, because they were making movies and TV shows about aliens years ago, and now we know it's real.

Jacob Star Trek, Jacob's in the house in Florida. I mean, I'm sad that you're not here, but, you know, it's okay, you're in Florida, you love it down there. Back soon. Back soon. But in Star Trek, sometimes there's like just a horror island. You go, they go there and it's just, the whole planet is designed that, it's like just a horror island you go they go there and it's just the whole planet is designed

That it's like a VR planet if you if you think of something it comes true. Yeah, we have that too. Staten Island horror island Lake Havasu Slut bag island East Hampton. Yeah That's what we should have Yeah, that's what we should have. Most of the planets don't even want to go, but some of them were just party planets on Star Trek. Really? I don't remember the party planets. I remember them going to a planet that was just a rock.

Some stupid rock, they hid behind. They'd fight a lot when they got there. Yeah, there was some plant that looks stupid. Now, there's this episode called Shoreleaf. Yeah. They go down to this beautiful planet, but nobody's there, but every time they have a thought, it just comes true. So one guy just dreams of the hottest chick.

He never got to bang, and she's just there. Yeah, really? Yeah, and it ends up they just get it on. At the end, they realize what's going on and they party for the weekend. If the fans of the show are on that planet right now jay would appear on the show wow We got a great game. We're gonna play with Jay by the way What is it? I'll tell you in a few minutes. I'm just finished this alien stuff first because I

I think if you look back at Star Trek we'll be on Star Trek. Yeah, I mean they had a flip phone We'll be on Star Trek. Yeah. I mean, they had a flip phone with no screen. Just audio. Yeah. Billy-lilly, what was the sound? Gilly-lilly, gilly-lilly, that's what it made. Gilly-lilly, they had one ring.

Yeah. I have 5,000 rings on my phone. At least. We go like this, that's all they had. Gilly-lilly, so you didn't know it was that you? So you're out there, you're, what is it called? Jacob? The Communicator. The Commun out there, what is it called? Jacob? The Communicator.

Your Communicator, which is a dumb name. Didn't even name it cool. It's the Communicator, and it all, everybody's Communicator went, it's good, li-li-li-li-li. Yeah. Who's ringing? Who is that?

Yeah, nobody knows. It could be everybody now. Yeah, nobody knows. It's good, li-li-li-li-li. That's it. Why is it spelled with a K? It's Russian propaganda. There it is.

If you throw it, come here on the cake of telephone. You will very much enjoy. It sounds like somebody killed the nerd. Yeah. No, it isn't. Yeah. Sounds like somebody just stepped on a bird. Yeah, they shot that bird out of the sky

that you saw on the Hudson. It's not a bird. There's a craft. Yeah. And you saw it too. I don't know if I saw the same one as you. There's more than one. I wish I was on the island right now. You'd have craft. Yeah. And you saw it too. I saw it. I don't know if I saw the same one as you. There's more than one. I was on the island right now. You'd have boobs.

Yeah. You'd have three tits, like total recall. Yeah. Hottest scene in any movie, by the way. What would you do with three tits? Oh, a lot of stuff. Yeah. Oh, is it the hottest scene in any movie?

What about Bauderic in 10? Ah, flattest bomb. This is a problem with 10. I love, listen, I know Baudderek. I'm friends with her husband Come on. I really am Jim Derek. No, it's not Jim Derek. You ask Jim Derek No, oh look at that total recall three boobs. I mean three perfect 19 perfect

Those are perfect One of them's got cancer Yeah, but the best part is you still got two left Hopefully it's the middle one Dude, I love those oh boy. I mean that's I mean that's I mean that scene comes up I I immediately pause just to look at him That's what fake boobs are supposed to look like the parkingness of the the nipple, the nipples in the middle, it's standing upright, the boobs are big and full.

Could you ever get three boobs? Is that ever been done? It'll happen. Like after that movie, do you think there's just some just hooker who's like, you know what, I can make more money if I had three tits. I'm shocked no one's done that. I think so. That's the best idea you've ever had.

Thank you. Yeah. Better than the flanker. What's the flanker? It's a float anchor. I'll tell you about some other day. Okay. It's in, I have it in Patton right now. Three boobs is great.

Three boobs is great. Anyways. They're real. They're here. They're gonna be peaceful, but something bad's gonna happen. They're real, they're here. She's gonna speak about that. You see this weekend, the,

that Bud Light went full, just said, fuck it. Came back. They said, fuck, oh, they did do it. Someone did do it. There you go. Nice. Look at that. 20 grand to get a third breast in order to follow her dream

of getting her own MTV show, which I'm guessing didn't happen. No, she wanted to be a celebrity and nobody's ever heard of her. This from 2014. Meet the three boob boob woman what's her name She's from Florida. Oh, there's a video show their video There you go. She's a question some Florida

Look at that. Yeah, why is that ooh? That's so sexy Look at that. Yeah. Why is that ooh, that's so sexy. It's not sexy. That's hot. It's jealous. It seems jealous. It's jealous.

It's a Christmas tree. It's a Christmas tree. It's a Christmas tree. Christmas tree. Christmas tree. It's a Christmas tree. It's a Christmas tree. It's a Christmas tree.

It's a Christmas tree. It's a Christmas tree. It's a Christmas tree. It's a Christmas tree. It's a Christmas tree. It's a Christmas tree. It's a Christmas tree. It's a Christmas tree.

It's a Christmas tree. It's a Christmas tree. It's a Christmas tree. It's a Christmas tree. It's a my clothes for me? Look at it. Good for her. Yeah. Good for her. I mean, that's pretty wild. She looks like a radio fan. I bet she'd be on this show.

We should get her on the show. Get her on the show. But that, how long ago? That was probably years ago. I think one of the boobs. I wonder if it's actually real. She had to get him taken out. Yeah, something went wrong with him.

Now she has three saggy boobs. Yeah. Oh, look at her. them. No, she has three saggy boobs. Yeah Oh, look at her. That's the me. It's just so sexy. She's making love to the camera. She's like a good looking chick too Yeah, I'm pretty hot lower bodies kind of what is your name? I'm trying to find it. I bet it what I bet her name is Megan has to be a Megan That's a that's a slut name, isn't it it? Well she has to be a slut just because she she has three boobs that doesn't mean she's slut. What does it mean? What if she's a good pretty girl that's saving those who gets married. Thank you Jacob you're right she's a pig.

She's a pig. Dude why would you need three boobs? There's a name it's at the top something Tritavelle. Set her extra breast felt like her other breasts. The only difference is the nipple, which she had to get tattooed on. Oh really? That's freaky. There's no milk coming out of that boob. You couldn't get like a dead old woman there.

Nipple. Jasmine. Jasmine, there you go, slot name. Think she was a stripper? Yeah, of course. Yeah, that's for work. Oh my god, that girl is three tits, bro Everybody would go crazy. There's a better guy. You can't get to you can't get two dicks, right? No, I got two balls

I have two balls. Nice. Yeah, I did done as well. I got nice balls. Yeah The Titanic's fourth tunnel Moxtec was just cosmetic So one of her boobs being cosmetic is he's obsessed with the Titanic It doesn't matter. You should go on a sobbing go visit it. No, don't say that. That's mean Don't do that Jacob. Jacob. Don't do that. It's not safe Jacob Why a lot of people go and do that now. It's a hot thing to do. Well, not now. I think there's a stop. There's a pause on that This is temporary pause on that. There's a temporary pause on that. I think they can come up with new rules and regulations.

Yeah. They're not gonna let a guy with a dixie cup and a fucking piece of glass go down and see the Titanic. Oh, it's so sad. It is sad. It's not as sad as the Chilean minor thing. The Chilean minor thing was sadder. But they got out. Yeah, but it was sad that they were trapped. Everybody got behind it. Yeah, but they were trapped and then they got out. All of them.

Most of them. Yeah, a good number of them. A good number of them did and then the kids got out. I mean this. No one got out. Well, we don't know yet. Fingers crossed. No, fingers are crossed and mushed together.

This, yeah, They're very crossed. Do you think it was hard to breathe there at the end? No, I actually watched a video of what happened. Jacob, did you see that? It's in seconds. It just, and what happens, myth buster, myth b- what happened to me? I'm not trying to city Brady.

Mith buster. One, one, one, one thousand myth buster myth, what happened to me? What are you trying to city Brady? Mythbuster. One, one, one, one thousand. Mythbuster. Bust life. Mythbust mythbusters did a thing where the body just, just explodes and slides to yeah. So you just become part of the glass. It's over within seconds.

And then that thing blows up. They didn't even know what happened. So God bless that. They didn't know what happened. They were just down there and they were like, yo dude, what's going on? And he goes, oh fuck. That's it.

That's it, right Jacob? No, I actually from the, what they're saying, they actually knew it was about to happen. Oh, God. Oh, God. If you're such a downer, God, Jacob such a Debbie downer. When it happened, it happened in one one thousandth of a second. And so the human brain can't even, doesn't even have time to be. I can do it. I can do it. Ready. I'll do it right now. Ready? Yeah. Go.

Now. Yeah. That was it. Watch this. No. I didn't even get to say now. What? That's how fast it was. No. Hey, I think the summit is gone. Yeah. I'm good. I'm good even get to say now. What? That's how fast it was. No. Hey, I think the summit is gone. Yeah. I'm good. What if one of them yelled, I'm good. And then looked around the control.

Just salt and pepper on the floor. It was, I mean, the whole thing just imploded. It's not as sad as the Chilean thing because the Chilean thing, these people were working. These people were just like, hey, let's flaunt our wealth and go down. 100% not. They're working. They were working. They're trying to get down to the submarine.

They're trying to get down to the Titanic. They're doing something that's never been done. Dying near it. No, that's been done. I mean, that's never been done. I mean, we do have, I wonder if they're going to put a, if in the Titanic less Las Vegas museum, if they're going to put something like you can go on that thing now, you know what I mean? That'd be really would come. Is it merciful? Yeah, like remake the submersible

so you could kind of climb in and see what they were in. Is that bad? Is it too soon? Yeah, it's too soon. Too soon, sorry, look. Too soon, too soon. It's too soon. Do you think that while they were near the Titanic,

they were quoting lines from the movie, like, paint me like your French girls like stuff like that? Never let go. The fact is is they got all the way down. They were like inches away from it. They were hour and 45 down. They were right there. Yep. Yeah And he told us all this life In the land of submarine So we say that's the song they were playing So happy yeah, and then they heard this

Do you think their phones were all still charged? Oh God. We gotta find like their selfies and stuff. It's all blown up. Everything's blown up. Everything's gone. In an airless submarine. An airless submarine.

Oh, two airless submarines. Wee-oh. airless submarine. That's sad. Oh, airless submarine. That's sad, dude. I'm glad I didn't go. Well, they knew about it. The Navy knew that it blew up. The day they went down, as soon as it happened,

they were like, hey, dude, I just heard something. Really? What does it sound like? I know, sub imploding. And then they lied to us for four days. They lied to us. They lied to us for four days. They lied to us. They lied to us for four days. Wow. To keep us, you know, the time the breath and the they have this amount of air left and

They kept us going but they knew right away. Oh, that's not good. Yeah, they knew they should have told us the truth Well, Biden's son man. Yeah, but then Biden's't son dude. The guy they wanted to distract us man. Yeah, they wanted to distract us man. That's when they found out about the computer man and then yo man and then they had this sub and they're like, yo pause, hang on everybody. All right well since they're already dead man, let's say they got some air left. Oh, they ran it out for another four days so that all this stuff could happen.

The plea deal with Hunter and the thing with DeSantis. Yeah, man. Yeah. And we would distract it, dude. Yeah, there was stuff in there. Do some more snapping. They were, they were, they were in the sub and they were dead, man. Oh, government.

The government. To strangle us. The government to distract us. The government to play like this was a democracy. But I see there is no democcrack. See? Yeah. It's all a lie.

It started with the sub, spell it backwards. What do you get? Bus. What do you think of when you think of bus? Rosa Parks. Yeah! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm a Jew, the Jews run all the media, pants, hitherto, drowning, who else cannot swim? I won't even say it because I will be canceled. And I'll get fired and I like this job. Can read the subtext. Yeah. Welcome to the Bond Fire, everybody. I've been a wonderful Miss Maisel. Is that what I learned to type on?

Can we talk about? The Maisel. Well, it's sad that that happened. But, you know, it was a good thing. Do you know that it's, this is, that it's men's mental health awareness month? DERF. What?

That's the same. Yeah, feminist, Christine. No, it's not, not in June. Look it up. I'm sorry You can't have that the same month as pride month. It this is a problem. I'm not taking away Anything I love my gay brothers and sisters. I refuse to be part of men's mental health. It's men's mental health month and nobody cares about us Why would they why they should why be but That's crazy. It's yeah yeah, nobody cares about it. They gave men's mental health month to gay people.

Oh, in the United Kingdom. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, in the United Kingdom, it's in November. Where are we originally from, Christine? No, we, where, where, where? Africa. Yeah, well, you have a point too. Yeah.

I'm a Californian, so Mexico. You have a point. Men's mental, how's your mental health doing? Pretty good, I would imagine. It's doing good right now. I had a great weekend with the fam, with the kid. You know, I took Max, I had four shows at the cellar Saturday night.

And Max is like, Dad, let me come. Let me come. And I'm so, when you do shows, I have anxiety. People think that we just do shows. No, we have anxiety before the show, all the time. And it's like, we learn to deal with it. Like what we're about to do is not an easy thing. We just make it look like we, it's easy, you know?

But we're thinking about it. And especially when you do shows in the city, because you're following, you don't know where you're going up, you gotta go up after people that are murdering, after people that maybe didn't do too good, or who the host is, where it is, blah, blah, blah. So I have all this anxiety that I've learned to compartmentalize. And you deal with it in a different way.

You'll talk to people, you'll joke around, you'll maybe eat, you'll smoke, and you don't look anxious, but underneath it, you're very anxious. And then when you add my wife or my family, now, I'm a different, that's a different Bobby, that's protective Bob. That's, I gotta make sure you're all right.

I'm looking out for you. I wanna make sure, you know what I mean? So, I get a little, a little crazy, but I'm like, you know, Max is older now. He's kinda cool to hang out with. So at the last minute, I was like, get your, Max is older now. He's kind of cool to hang out with. So at the last minute, I was like, get your stuff, let's go. Yeah.

And he went, changed, came out, looking, rocking, blanket, suitcase, chessboard, all of the stuff. No, he came out looking good, had a cool hat on, cool shirt, he looked good, which I, I was like, that made me happy. He went in, picked an outfit that I can respect. Rich Foss shirt.

No, you got to be mine. That's a respect. And we jumped in the car, brought him down there. I mean, I had the best night with him. Really? After the show, he goes, Dad, a lot of that stuff was inappropriate. And I was like, listen, I told you, you can't,

this is all jokes. Everything I say about mom, you, whatever told you, you can't, this is all jokes. Everything I say about mom, you, whatever. Oh, he'd never seen before. No, he's seen me, but the last time he saw me, he caught a little upset because I did a joke about him. Why would you do that? Because I got to pay the bills. Yeah, you wouldn't just take that out of the set list for that.

I thought he was there. And I forgot he was there on this one too. I was talking some shit. I fit, what was my last joke? Oh God. What was my last, oh, was about a clit. Yeah. Yeah, it was about a clit.

What was I talking about? Oh, I was talking, I do that trans joke where I say, you know, the guy's like, do I, would you let a trans girl suck your dick? Mm-hmm. Isn't that gay? I'm like, this different levels of gay. Would I let a turns go so I could suck your dick? Mm-hmm. Uh, isn't that gay? I'm like, this different levels of gay. Would I let a hot chick with beautiful breasts and an awesome penis suck my dick?

A hundred percent? Yes. Yeah. Would I let a diehard Yankee fan suck my dick? No. And I, I acted it out. Thank you. Thank you guys.

Thank you. Appreciate that. You acted out the blow job. I forgot. I forgot. Show me the difference. Well, the first one is, is you know the head's going down and I'm the second one is like dude What's it's like you hold it like like a bat day at Yankee? What's up, dude? Don't don't come on my hat. This is my G2 have judges judges toes gonna be better soon So we're gonna win this year, Doug. I did it.

Fuck the red socks, Doug. I don't want to derail you. My wife's dad is staying with us. He's got full on dementia. Well, that must be fun. It's great. He's reintroducing yourself every five minutes. Hi, I'm your son-in-law.

Hi. I'm your son-in-law. I want some crackers. I'm your son-in-law. It's like living a shitty robber in Williams movie. I did this act out, too. I go, hey, Bob, you remember these days? And I started sucking the shaft playing with the balls.

And my wife got so offended. And Bob is dying laughing. Die in laughing. And then he forgot about it, too. Yeah, he doesn't know. He's got the fucking brain capacity of fish. He doesn't know what's happening. Pfft.

Ha-ha. So you're doing the act out of these two blow jobs. Max is watching. Well, he came out after and he I was like, Max, you got it. Whatever said here is jokes. You don't bring it. I don't want to hear about it. Yeah. Don't bring it up again. He's like, I got it cool. We had the best night. Went over to the salad. We got food. Me and him sat at one of the tables and just made each other laugh. Yeah. Like it was weird to hang out with my son,

but we were kind of really hanging. Then he hung out the table with everybody, no problem, I left him there. Yeah. And then after the show, we jumped in the car. We were talking the way he was playing six finger death. Five finger death punch,

because he was going to see him, he loves him. Yeah. And then when we got home, next day we're having breakfast and We all sit in the me down to him. He's like, yeah, what's a clip? Broko you said what happens on the road stays on the road. I know I didn't teach him that yeah I told him I go do you weren't supposed to say nothing and it's a little penis. Yeah, technically. It's good It's a little dick. It's a little dick. It's good that he knows.

Did you bring this up when you were mentioning how Bud Light had totally shifted their ads? Dude, I'm proud of Bud Light. They just went to Gageuse. They're just full gay. They had a float. And they changed the can, call it a rainbow. But you didn't see the new commercial that they released.

That's all like straight white guys. What? They released a new commercial like three days ago to try and get back like the Maga crew. Dude, they had a float in the parade. They were hoping no one told anybody. You just ruined it for Bud Light. What do you mean? They wanted that on the down low.

You can't have it on the down low. It's the biggest gay... They had 75 queens on it shaking their asses. Really? Yeah, do you see that? Bud Light! It's gay juice, is that? Yeah, drink this and you become hotter.

Do you think, hey, gay men like Bud Light? I don't think they do. They do the spritzer they just came up with. The summertime spritzer. Yeah. You gotta have a spritzer. Dude, if I was gay, I would go support Bud Light. That's a spritzer dude if I was gay I would go support by light I would that's all where we drink if I was gay fuck it don't make that 40 million back baby look at this

They did a white they came back with a new white guy commercial and people you mean you mean a regular commercial Because because beer commercials used to be all about, you know, what is now term toxic masculinity. Right. But it was all like, tits and fun. That's awesome. That's awesome. Oh, date rape. Remember that one?

Remember that one? Just some hot chicken and bikini with three tits. The large one. She's popping the bottle with two or four tits. We've been waiting. Yeah. This was like this new commercial that they did to try and win the white guys back.

And their Twitter feed, they started limiting mentions because people were like, nah, you guys are traders I'm never supporting you. You know, this is a thermometer. It's a hundred degrees. Yeah, and it's in a backyard Where bear beer should be in a backyard in a backyard with a bunch of men Right and women cooking somewhere right girl right Christine? All right man, right, and women cooking somewhere, right, girl, right, Christine? Oh shit. Rear stuff. You wouldn't let it. She'll take J-Ship or she ain't taking Marcia.

You wouldn't let a woman near a grill in a beer commercial. Well, you can't let it near a grill in life. Yeah. Everything there. I'm going to say something. I don't look at Christine. I'm not, I love women. You know that.

Yeah, of course. I'm not a woman. You don't let your wife near the grill. No. I, I grill. The summertime I cook, I'm cooking most of the time. I cook most of the time anyways.

The last time I let Don use the grill, okay? I pulled up, the grill is on fire. Yeah. I'm talking fire. It's supposed to be on fire, not on fire. Yeah. I'm talking fire. Fire. It's supposed to be on fire, not on fire. Right. Make a grill light on fire is almost humanly impossible. Okay. James, when we stayed at the house this summer earlier, we went to go turn on the grill and it just like wasn't working properly. And all of a sudden, I mean,

there was a it felt like an explosion. It was really like subtle, that really blew up. You guys are both stone out of your fucking mind. You got to turn the gas on. You turned the gas on, but you didn't light it, and then you lit it, and then there was a whole bunch of gas. It was three hours later, they woke up,

and they were like, hey, are we good barbecue? Yeah. The Christians high rounds are gone. J's gloves are all burnt. So, A, it doesn't work gloves anymore. That didn't work. You talk about my fucking co-hosts. The rounds are gone. Jay's gloves are all burnt. So, hey, he doesn't work gloves anymore. You talk about my fucking co-host. The gloves are gone. Very pretty.

He's changed. Come on, he's flying jet blue. He's Delta lounge baby. We're lounge brothers. Listen, dude, we don't fucking. That's a thing to get back to the show. He's a Delta loyal lounge person. We live lounge life where platinum,

okay? Yeah, we do. You know, that's convinced me. I go to the lounge after my flight too. That's and I'll wait and and I time it so that my bags, even if they're late, I'll just go up to the late desk and go, Hey, my bags are on the carousel. He told me that you do that. It's it's almost ridiculous. Why? It's another free meal. It's. What's wrong with you? Why do old Jewish comics really just become about the meal? Because the meal is the best part. You and stupid Voss.

I call him. Where are you? I'm at this club called Sickles. Where? I don't know. They got a good salmon. What? Yeah.

They got a good salmon dish. And I'm golfing. What is it about the meal? The meals a nice part. The meal is part of it. You have to eat free a good meal. It's very exciting. I got all my eat. Listen, here's the deal.

Yeah. What was I talking about? Oh, what the fuck was I talking about before you sidetracked me? They're talking about the barbecue. How do you do all the time? I come home. The fucking grill is on fire. She's standing in front of it, looking at it.

Yeah. She's not doing anything. Lou, staring at the fire, the grill on fire. I pull up, I go, the grill's on fire. She goes, I know. Yeah. Put it out. Yeah. She goes, with what?

There's a pull behind her. I go with what they've been using to put fire out with for fucking centuries. Did she think you meant roll the barbecue into the pool? I don't. There's a fucking pool behind her. Yeah, you can't just go. Come on.

You think she's going to think go grab a bucket of pool water and throw it on the barbecue? If something's on fire, use water, how's that? Except for when. Except for when? Yeah. When it's grease. That's correct.

Yes, here's the thing. I grabbed the water, it popped the grill. Yeah. But it was a Weber because I'm a professional. They replaced everything. 10 year warranty, rebuilt my grill from scratch. Wow. 100% Weber.

That's why you pay the extra money. Yeah. Don't get a kitchenette. You get a kitchenette. Wow. 100% Weber. That's why you pay the extra money. Yeah. Don't get a kitchenette. You get a kitchenette. Don't talk to me. I got a dine of glow when we got problems. You have a dine of glow? Yeah.

What the fuck is that? The bottom fell out yesterday. Yeah, do it. Don't talk to me. It's a bad thing. I expect more from you. This is why I eat at the lounge. I don't want to be home barbecue.

Get a Weber. You get a Weber. It's a 10 year warranty. Yeah. Anything happens that replace it. You call a Weber. It's a 10 year warranty. Yeah, anything happens They replace it you call a lovely lady up you go my grill blew up my wife lit it on fire Okay, we'll send you a new one out. They sent all the parts out. I took pictures two days later the whole grill back You just got new parts or a whole new grill. They gave me new everything that I needed. Oh look at that Yeah, we're

Grille Don't let a woman near a grill no offense. I don't want to be a showvinist, Christine. I apologize. But it does seem like it's a traditionally it's like where the men cook because it always seems like women are the ones cooking except for if the grill it's a men take it over. It's kind of nice actually. Don hired a female chef one year for a barbecue. Uh-oh. I don't know if you remember. Oh boy. Oh yeah, that's when your house burnt down. No. I looked over and she's, I have 60 people there. Yeah.

She's putting a hamburger, space hamburger, space hamburger, hamburger, space hamburger, space hamburger, hot dog, space hot dog, space hot dog. I have 60 people there. Yeah. I have a bunch of kids. I probably run 15 kids running around starving. Yeah. I walked over and kids running around starving. Yeah.

I walk to over and go hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger. No, it's a waste. No, it's a waste. Flipp flip flip, get it in there, fucking models. Yeah. You don't, this isn't a fucking Michelin star restaurant. This is a backyard and white planes. Yeah.

I want this over. I want the bellies full, sitting down, stuffing with pasta salad, get some stuff. We have some ice cream six o'clock everybody goes Yeah, and then I put the steak tips on when they're full. Yeah, they don't need all that fucking That's a true part stay if you have something good if you got steaks You get the hamburgers hot dogs on first. Yeah fill the people you don't like it because people are hungry They're like I want to eat right when we get here You want to do there's burgers and dogs there then they stuff up and then you oh The steak tips for anyone that's still hungry. Stay your stuff or my good friends

You're looking you see them rubbing their bellies then you throw the good meat on your steak tips of the best Oh shit, but you give the QT your friends do it hold off on the Hold off a little bit on the donate too much. You said that to me before. Yeah, I remember. Yeah, yeah. If I offer you, if I give you a plate and has two hot dogs and two hamburgers on it, I'm on the naughty list.

I don't like it. I don't like it. I got it. Yeah, if you have a hamburger and I go just hold off a little bit, a little bit. I got some steak dibs coming. Ladies and gentlemen, we have an update. We have, this is a bonfire with Big Joke, it's in a and gentlemen, we have an update. We have this is a bonfire with big J. Ocasin and Robert Kelly And we have an update a big J update. We have big J update right now. We have a caller right now big J

You on the line? Hey guys Jay how you doing you you're almost to us Jay we've been we've been here waiting for you You said that last time we talked to you, you were on the plane, deep landing, and where are you at now? I don't know. I don't know. The first place you're able to get a cab or a roof.

Oh yeah. JFK is supposed to be a nightmare right now, Bobby. It's not easy to get a cab or an Uber. Let me tell you something. Do you have Verizon? What do you want right now Bobby it's not easy to get a cab or an Uber. Let me tell you something. Do you have do you have Verizon? What do you want right now? AT&T he said AT&T we got to upgrade you to Verizon. You're Delta now dude. This is this is very united. Jay we're going to play a game today. We're going to play a really great game for the fans because you're not here.

Did we come up with a name with the name of it? Is it Jay? Where was it, right? Here it is right here, ready? Hey everybody, it's Robert Kelly, big Jay on the phone. Aaron Bergen studio. DJ Lou and Christine. Jacob, he's home.

In the place he loves so much Florida. We're gonna play a little game today. Did J say it or someone else? These are quotes that we're gonna be reading. We have a bunch of different ones. And you have to answer, did J say it? Or was it someone else? Okay. Here we go, the first quote.

When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island. Was that Big Jay or Ron Jeremy? Christine? Ron Jeremy. DJ Lou. That's Big J. Big J. Jacob. Big J.

Big J. Aaron. Big J. The answer is Ron Jeremy, everybody. Ron Jeremy. Ron Jeremy. Christine. You are right.

I think I would have heard of that. I felt pornography. We have another question here. This is another was it big J or somebody else? I'm your host Robert Kelly with my sidekick Aaron Bergen today. I would stab my mother in the face. Big J, or Charles Manson. DJ Lou. Oh, both of them. Good answer. Christine. J.

J. Okay, great. Aaron Berg. Big J. Jacob. I was going to say Manson, but can Christine go last so that our questions are locked in? Sure. Good way.

Good thing. Jacob I was gonna say Manson but I can curse Christine go last so that our questions are locked in sure good way good Because now she's swaying me she sways a lot of people. I'm gonna stick with Manson answer is Big J big J you know as mom was was a Was a Randy woman out there. Well, she got around for sure. That's not why I was there. It was a hype that they tell a context of a jet. A lot of context for the J. I think he was saying like I was for. I said I would stab her in the face for one day with a slightly larger penis. Okay. All right. here we go. We're heading into round two of the was it big J or someone else? Every single girl will sleep with you for money. They just have different prices. Big J or Andrew tape.

Jacob, go with you. Jacob, go with you. Big J's one. Big J's one. I said, big J and Rutaite, every single girl will sleep with you for money. They just have different prices. Big J or Andrew Tate, your answer is Jacob. I'm saying big J on this one.

Big J, great. Aaron Berg. Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate. DJ Lou. Big J. Big J. Kristi. Andrew Tate. big J great Aaron Berg and rotate and rotate DJ low big J big J Christy and rotate the answer is and rotate everybody and rotate said that I gotta I gotta give you a hard degree over here though they both said it once that

allowed the other one said it is hard. They don't publicly agree with Angie. Oh yeah he's a bad guy right. Here we go. Are you ready? Yes. We're still in round two. We filmed a lot of stuff. They're gone now because they're child pornography. Big J are Jared from Subway. Big J are Jared from Subway. Locking your answers. Aaron Berg, we're gonna start with you. Jared from Subway. Big... oh sorry, big J. Can answer. DJ Lou, your answer, please. Jared Subway. Jared Subway great. Uh, Jacob answer from you, please. Well, leave this is Jared from Subway, but it's throwing me off because I think Jay's mentioned that he had taped something when

he was a teenager, but now it would be considered. You're supposed to do this in your head, Jacob. Well, I thought it would be fun to think about loud. No, I'm kidding. But please, think it out loud. Jared, I'm going to stick with Jared from Subway. Jared from Subway, we have three Jared from Subway, Christine. It is up to you. Is it Big J or Jared from Subway?

It's wildly out of context, but I agree with like Jacob about what he is saying about having done stuff when he was a teenager. So I'm gonna say J. You guys say big J. The answer is... Big J! Christine wins again! You know it could have been either one. Yeah. I was completely, it was completely in context too.

I have a quite a library. Okay, here we go. We have some more questions. Are you ready? Yes. This one. Who said this quote I would cook it and look at the pictures and master bait is that big J or Jeffrey Dom

Lock him in I'm gonna start with DJ Lou your answer, please that is big J. Ocresson. That is Big J. Ocresson, okay. We got Aaron Bird, please. Big J. Big J. Jesus Christ. Jacob, your answer please. I pulled these questions so I should probably remain in on them. Well, nobody knew that, so you can play the game. No.

I mean, it is a game. We're entertaining people driving in a fucking truck right now on 95 We're just trying to make people happy so they can get home to their parents. We don't have to reveal everything Nobody's investigating the show Jacob What the fuck I have to recuse myself You're not on trial I want to be honest with well, don't be honest with them. They don't want honesty They want fun That is the only one you did that is the only one you pulled so all right Christine

Jeffrey Dumber cuz she And the answer is Jeffrey Dumber everybody Jeffrey Dama two people that looked at the question before and they come on fucking new all right here we go these you don't question it was a good question though because yeah I like fucking and I like eating

okay here we go we are in the third round this is the speed round Who said it big J or someone else? I'm loving this game by the way. It's a fun game. It's a fun game We should we could do this with everybody. We could do it you Christine We have some games we have some games and giving out three months of description for the only fans as brothers. Yes We can do this with you, Christine, who said it, Christine? Or, Charles, man, snap those pigs in the fucking belly! Kill them all! Christine! Alright, here we go. Who believes that Chris Cornell's death was not a suicide but an accidental choke jerk is that

Big J Joe Rogan Vicki Cornell the wife There's three in that. There's the speed round. There's three possibilities again Joe Rogan big J Vicki Cornell the wife who said that who believes that I have to recuse myself because I wrote it Don't nobody knows The fucking inner workings. What do you I mean do you think when I understand? What the fuck I mean do you think the writer of of Jimmy Kimmel's joke comes out in the middle? Hey, I wrote that one that was mine

Nobody cares. You guys are wanting to land it then I wrote it. Uh, Aaron Berg. Big J, big J. Great. Christine J. I don't like your confidence. I mean, it's a whole. Okay. The answer is

Jay it's Jay everybody the host that waits too long. I'm the host that waits too long to give the answer Do now annoyed people as it say it people People are turning their volume. Do they think they lost satellite? Oh, you got to do one of those, one of those, you or no, deals too. Where you know it's like, the answer is? All right, here we go, ready? Coming up, and we coming up, and we come back. We have, okay, who said this quote?

What would be more embarrassing? Seeing period blood through your pants or listening to Ed Scheren? It's Scheren. Yep, that too. Scheren. I'm not a sissy, so I don't know his name. The concert was so good a week and a half ago.

I'm in life. Did you have to put your lifts in to see it? It was so good. I had front row seats up top. Yeah, after, you can't see it. Yeah you can't say that's why I always book first Is this is this big Jay-Okasin or Lee's Liza Lisa Tragger? Big Jay-Okasin a laser Tragger Locking your answers, please

And here we go Jacob, what is your answer, please? I know Jay is Publicly mocked Ed Sheeran. I do please? I know J is Publicly mocked Ed Sheeran. I do not but I know he detests The cheering really trying to answer these Every CSI I'm trying to think it out. I love you good. It's awesome But they've been like period like I imagine like a look at a chick comic would say that I'm gonna say J.

J, we have one J. Aaron Berg, Tragger. Tragger, we have one tracker. DJ Lou. Lisa. Lisa, we have two Leases, one J. Christine, your answer please. Lisa. Lisa, we have three Leases, one J. And the answer please. Lisa. Lisa. We have three leases. One J and the answer is

Lisa Trigger. Lisa Tragger, that's it! And that is the show for today, everybody. The new game show around the bonfire. Was it Big J or somebody else? Join us next week with Christine. Is it Christina? Was it somebody else? Was it good mix of Big J or somebody else it was a good mix. Yeah, we did a lot of production

I don't know we had to reveal the magic trick boy. It's not illusion look this rope You gotta I knew I knew did it again. I don't know we just said it And we and and then you did it again. Why would you do that? Well, you still flushed it from being in the parade yesterday No, I wasn't fl today. I did on purpose. Really? I didn't. We're in costume actually parading. Is that why you weren't there?

Lou, how'd you do on the float? I could have taken, fuck those people. Jesus Christ! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Now they're every single one of them. Oh, these fucking aliens.

Wow, dude. The jersey comes out a little, huh? I mean, wow. T-neck. That really? T-neck. T-neck. Hey, everybody.

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