The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Just Like Heaven (feat. Dan Soder)

Episode Date: June 22, 2023

Dan Soder returns to hear about the worst concert ever!

I'm Bobby Kelly. And it's Big J. Okerson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on... What is the SXM? Yeah, Series XM. You can say Series XM if you want. Thank you very much.

For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the SMX app. No. Say Series XM. Serious XM. You can listen on the SMX app. No. Say, series XM. Serious XM! You can listen on the Serious XM app. Go to seriesxm.com slash bonfire for a special offer. And now the bonfire with Big J.O. Crescent and Robert Kelly. This is going to be a hot one today. So much to talk about.

There's so much to talk about and it's, I mean, the energy in the room is... It's gonna be hot on today. So much talk about. There's so much talk about, and it's, I mean, the energy in the room is good. It's electric. Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy. Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy. We have, I mean, we have, we have the, the guest of guests on the bonfire. I mean, he's not even a guest, he's the bonfire.

And the bonfire verse. Nah, me? Here he is. He was the bon of bonfire. We have, he was the bond of bonfire He's the bond you the fire and I'm the one that's gonna put in that's why Fire's dangerous You're gonna burn down for us. I'm gonna change it to the bond. You got a not dancer. Yeah, you got a not dancer. So great. I have my not dancer I walked up those the first thing that's great not Dan. Yeah, this is what's up?

We had so much talk about me and Bobby really share We trauma bonded last night, but we were in the trauma We're in the trauma and you you changed the course of my kids life, I think last night. I love it. I don't love it. Where'd you guys go? We were going to see the cure at Madison Square Garden. Christine smiling, everyone.

She is. She is. She is barely enjoyed it. I didn't make Christine miserable, though. Did the band better? No, no, no. I'm saying she was you looked miserable No, I was a great great sport through it all I sat there. I tried to have a guitar

I might you know I stood up for the songs that a bunch of songs until I couldn't anymore. Do you pop on any of them? Sure burn the song from the crow. Yeah good tune Lullaby well, it's just funny. I just keep going Lullaby, well, it's just funny. I just keep going Any that got you yeah, yeah, the last one when I got to leave Bobby the best face I saw on Bobby when I would look back for Rose to him was him just going like It was it was a real like the okay how many more and went me and Bobby's face and Text to each other at one point

He did so you guys weren't setting next to it. He did 15 songs and then he came out and he goes It was an encore by the way when he came at first first on Corey goes Oh, but halfway through the show now. What? No, come on dude. And you guys weren't seeing it. Bobby's face is so sad. You weren't sitting next to each other. No, we, we had nothing to-

Me and Bobby lapped the arena at one point to go get earplugs for Max. It was just to do something. So you guys are having a miserable time. What are, what are we laughing through the thing? We were laughing, but it was sad. I mean, it went from, it opened up, just sad. What's the cure?

What do you think you're gonna get? Oh, dude, you need a cure for the cure. The opening band, by the way, the opening band, by the way, was a Scottish cure and they were called the, the twilight sad. No, they weren't. And they just performed for a just a house of sitting people getting through them

to go here the same exact songs again in the dark in the dark was it just sad Scottish rock before the cure it was exactly it was Scottish cure they're the same exact and because of his accent and the lead singer the cure he's from Manchester You can't understand a word they fucking say it's just this is like No, no, he's talking about when he taught his in-between song Really in between so I want to go all to kill myself every day is hard for me to pick myself up

I already bid well the this is what the show's missing beat while the this is what the show is missing. I want to end it. Oh, what are you? Bobby, you just got to. You can only be one. Okay. I want to get my name and a golden pages. I went to the cure.

That's why every day you every day you re-earn that chair again. Guys, and that's why I'm coming by today. I'm coming by today to let you know about a little thing that I've been working on called dance voice academy. We're launching this bad boy July first. Simea! Simea! I got guest speakers Frank Calliendo. Michael Winslow is a contract out we have not heard bad. Jim McClure is going to pay for it. Well funny you bring up Jim McClure.

He was an early investor. We signed this thing on the ground level and we've been building out. Can you family discount that? I will teach you how to do a Rodney Dangerfield buddy. Yeah, I'm so much better. Dude, he first of all he looks like he looks like If Ron Jeremy was the Joker He's bad. I'm sorry, but it's just out of him good. Do you want to know how I got this ball? Do you want to know how I push he makes me so cold? He's bad that he has people think my penis is big, but it's only really two inches

inches from the floor He's like security. He's also he knows he's a fat ugly clown. So he stays off camera until he's right on top of it But there's no stage show there's no production whatsoever. They have two 90-inch plasmas He's not wrong. You're so small and then they have stock fucking like iPhone Just raindrops and then just a pretty black girl at the beach. He's sad, dude. He doesn't have enough time to think about a stage show. Him popping up on that though, I'm not gonna lie, the quality is SD on the screen. If I'm looking at UJ and you were to tell me what's on the screen, I would honestly say leather face.

Can I, it's crazy. I would honestly say text off. Yeah, it's right before the closes the the basement door Yeah, or when they get away and he's just holding a chain 17 hours I believe it was 17 hours we were in we were in the room Three hours and 45 minutes. I actually went in and got French fries in a hamburger and I left, they had breakfast, serving breakfast. That is so fucking long.

Danny, you don't even understand. Not, I don't want to go to this. I don't want to go. He didn't want to go. Lou, turn my mic up. I need to go. I don't want to go to this. I don't, listen to my voice.

Well, you say? I don't, I didn't want to be there high don't listen to my voice. Well, you say I don't I didn't want to be there I beg Jay please and he said we're gonna have fun are he's coming? South's going I'm Josh Christine bring man every we're gonna have fun First of all, I got a phone call this morning from Joe de Rosa and he was he called me early Which is usually a bad thing with Joe? Yeah, that means he's stewing on it He was going to say how much that sucked well, he called me up and he I go He go I go hey Joe what's up because I know it's coming and he goes hey buddy. How are you? I'm just calling to say hi and I went really oh cool. Hi, and then I heard

Stupid Keith Robinson on the phone with me and they were in a sky box With Tata Tots and all kinds of snacky poos Why were they up there because they were with Sal. Yeah, I was next to two lesbians of middle-aged lesbians Not Keith Keith can't go anywhere who it was him trashing me for going to the cure. Oh, oh, oh god We were sitting in the sitting in the Joe was in the box. He was in the box with Ari and Aziz and Yep, yep, and they had Tata Todd's and Snacks and drinks and It was a wonderful time and I was sitting next to a weeping lesbian. I was next to a weeping lesbian and I believe I'm pretty sure it was too A aliens me and Christine two ball guys with hats that they stole off the

He's a downsyed up. Do you think that's right? That powers our spaceship is sadness damn. They were there. They didn't stand up the whole show They would look at each other and then look back at the show and then they were gone now It makes sense that he looks the lead singer of the cure looks like You got me sure He really turned the bug You got me sugar he really turned the bug yeah you got me sadness how to cat he's holding I had a girlfriend super come on here I'm pretty bummed about

he's what the show's missing he's just lay some shit down once a week dude this it was mind-numbingly bad three hours and 45 minutes of sadness of fucking pure fucking sadness the Twilight set first I mean every one I guess you know we shut down selling sodas every We just read an honest extra large t-shirts Let me tell you how boring their show is and how shitty their music is.

He sounded perfect. Really? Fantastic. He sounded real perfect. He sounded like... He sounded like... He sounded like... Let's remember for his act.

He sounded like the creep that he is. Oh, yeah, I'm just a game. Damn, dude. I like Bobby left an enemy. He hit all the notes. Bobby left an enemy. What's his name, Robert Smith? Dude, he hit all the notes.

He hit the highs. Hi, everything he was supposed to do. He didn't bullshit any song. Yeah. And it's still. They do the sound it like. It sounded like you guys sat through. Here's what they did.

Like a presentation. I'm also at an additional additional with no exaggeration three to four minute intro on every song I've just instrumented that you can't understand a word his Manchester accent his guy Richie shitty accent Here's the thing too. They held us hostage How they did a double a fucking double encore. Two encores. Until they got to the last seven songs and nine songs are the encore.

Dude, they did the last seven song encore encore one. That's nine, nine. Dude, that's a troll. That's not. But they did. Dude, how do you like the high-end song double fucking on the show? The show is on court. Dude, that's not but they do doing the fine song double fucking I don't know if the show is on court. Dude, that's crazy. This is how I know this guy's a dickhead He's an asshole and he knows that we were fucking he was just punishing us on the last on the last one

He said He made a joke and it was it was funny But he I know he knows what he was doing to all of us. Yeah, because he went okay New song a new song he's playing a new song Then he goes like this it's called it's called blood red sadness of death or something like that And we all went what the fuck and he went I'm just joking And he went into a he went into like the song like you can't all be said just joking. And he went into a, he went into like the song, but like, it can't all be sad. Then he was kidding. And then he went into his hit song. What the fuck song was

on Friday? He started, he started doing, he goes, he goes to the new song called Tuesday's Gray. Who knows? Yeah. And he kept going, it gets the line from the song goes to Tuesday. He was giving a little quote. He set up for it. Here's the problem I had. So do you have any sugar? In the first on court In the first on core the second or first song you did in the on is it was the first song in the on core Um, do you remember so Bobby? We have to go through a lot of these musicians with you on the show, but Lisa Gale God damn dude is a crazy She was a crazy housewife whose husband at one point to bring up my god Bobby the hits that you get to learn

I want to I get to wash them through your eyes Dude if I have to go to another one of these You'll see what I'm making in a moment. This is a this is a rich lady whose husband pays for her music videos whose husband pays for her music videos. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, What is it your old hot? You can only look for three seconds then look away I'm into this what it's just my three-sector The kind of rules your head and school. It's my three second rule everybody smiling in the room right now. Yeah, everybody smile They are also Robert Smith Robert Smith get your shit together call up Lisa Gayle find out what the secret sauce is and put it on Pop on pop on coffee and tea so we get to taste. Oh, they want it and then I'm gonna play with me and then I'm gonna play the cure

Connection I have As we get taste I'm gonna taste the Lisa Gayail. She's up. She's bat shit craze Everybody she goes you the cure and then go see her and that will make you like this person No, she can she cleans the power and I love her her fucking necklace too from Arizona all the dude It's such mom jewelry to me. This is the hit This coffee and tea or be with me I like those of those. Yeah, do well.

Coffee tea or you get this piece of ace. Look at all the fucking turquoise dude. The turquoise water. I'm like the turquoise. At least the ale, the turquoise minks. Luke, can you please give her respectful volume please? Drink it in Bobby. always rings Luke, can you please give her a respectful volume please? drinking a bobby watch bobby, awesome

for mochamagles crazy, we're in mochamanglish, all mom clothes I'm nothing wrong with any of this so far it's rare, look at this hold. That's not the best example. She holds the space, got me go where? Coffee or tea, you'll be with me, no matter what you choose. It's just like one time sitting with you. You're the one that makes me feel from the love and all I bet. I love you.

I just hold these boots right there. The hand on the thighs is her move. She doesn't have to do with her mouth after she's done the second in between. She looks like the, do you remember in in Sidious Part Three when they found that it was a guy dressed like a woman? No. That's what she looks like. Don has that outfit.

I mean, just FYI. She's got a Lisa Gale. She's got a Lisa Gale. So now Bobby, to fill you in that. So Lisa Gail has a song. I guess when she was younger, she had a child pass away. Now that's not funny. Unfortunately the song she wrote about it is because she's not a good musician and they really go on the nose with it.

And one of the lines is she goes, why did my child have to die? It's crazy. Christine, please. How did the child die? It's crazy. Christine, please. How did the child die? This is sad. I don't know. I didn't get it. The song is written, is like it was written by AI,

because she's like, remember right in the beginning? She's like, I brought you home from the hospital and then a tragedy happened. I want her to write a song from Max that I lost Max to a cure concert. Oh yeah. Now my son's all sad If you recall they also do in this video they do the little boy on a swing and then he's gone disappears while it's swinging Really makes you think she she throws it all out there the point. I will make about this. She looks like she's in the fabulous freebirds

That wrong I like it. I like it. But it does. I had one. I have all the X post today about a sales that can be go posted for Father's Day. Oh, my little PS. Yeah, I was just saying because we're yeah, that was she doesn't have Michael PSA. I told you the older women get they start to dress like star ship commanders. She said before I'm a show and it's a fucking fact. Look's They all they guys and they become generals they get shoulder pads and they start wearing a fucked up hats They look like Star Trek Do you like like when a country gets taken over by a military leader? Yeah, 100% look they dress like warlords

Yeah, they do It's taken over by no A hundred percent look they dress like warlords They dress like third world warlords do you remember when we met each other in college? I was a woman then I am a warlord, Bob. You can't overlap with Dan's voices. I love his voice We all love the god Not dance voice academy There's a lot of not-gain voice Academy The best by Jim McClure I'm opening two of the locations Or like West Orlando It's gotta be crossed two places Or it was Orlando

It's Saskatoon That's Saskatoon Gotta play this is her song I think so I think it's Ow Jay Jay just smashed his ear on the margaret Oh, coffee or tea or tea

Okay, this is definitely it she's never sad before oh my god at the playground also if you're with your kid And she's trying to film this music video and you're just at the playground you go hey lady You're really bringing down the Life nothing if the play the kid that dies. Oh yeah. Oh, they show the kid? Well, not the actual kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they did a week in a Bernies with the real kid. The tight stringer was rusted and puppeteered him.

She has, I want you to use my son. It's been, but Lisa's been dead for six months. I want you to use my son. And move me magic, make it. Put my turquoise necklace on his neck This was revive him for 24 hours, but he will consume the flesh of human. I took this off a dead Indian Now I put this in my name is commander Commander gal

Commander gal everybody that's user commander gal. What you hate bangs on a old woman. Oh, I love it go play this It's a William Rivera joint This is a mother's lost her child and you're still like I It's immediately great. I don't want me to, this is a mother who's lost her child and you're still like, I don't want the mother. It was a day to day. He put me through enough. You've put me through enough.

Yesterday, and I don't know if I could do it. I was through it with you, dude. I didn't ask you to do anything that I wasn't doing myself. I asked nothing of you that I wouldn't be willing to jump in the dirt and do with you. And I am well versed in Lisa Gale, and you have to see this. Yeah, but at least you had Josh next to you like co-dancing the whole time. Oh, was he really? Yeah, you know it's crazy about it.

And I'm supposed to be sad, but I don't. I feel so moved. I'll tell you what Josh said to me yesterday. He goes, I'm watching and do that. I just, I get it now. I get, I get the cure. I don't know what that means, but it may be life. All right, here we go.

Also, just on a slight note about constant general Everybody unless you're sending a specific thing to be like hey mom look I film like 20 seconds of this song. It's that song I don't understand. I mean, you're making a shitty video that someone is already made by the way at the same show from a better seat Even you're never gonna use this again it's such a waste and everybody no one does this by the way they don't film and watch the show they look through it's nuts everybody was everybody around me was videotaping like they were making a documentary except for the aliens they were they were using their the bionic eyes I'm telling you do I think we had a special needs kid next to us because

His parents were next to him. They did not seem to be in it at all But he was super into it, but then he goes hey, J. Josh Josh goes hey, J. This guy's super strong This guy can listen to his mouth with the popcorn. He came back with a tall boy at one point So he wasn't too young well technically you do have to sell beard Could you have to sell beard like someone who's mentally retarded comes into the liquor store in their Vagia. Yeah, 100% I feel bad if they're like if they come in with a heavy order. Yeah, if they put it in cereal You stop that empty seats in front of us and Josh thought about one point

He goes I think I'm gonna go down there. I was like why? I'm like we're all like here like talking about he's like man I want to dance man like he meant it to the cure. Yes the whole time I look down to the cure dancing Do like and see it and by the way eyes closed like he was feeling it is just two drugs. There's two dances Yeah, not like heavy drugs it already kind now Dan there's two dances at the cure. There's the the little arm flowing like like water and then there's the head ahead just ahead. Well they just yeah. Was there any of this? Is there any of this? Yeah of course. 100%. That's the one. There's also a guy in our world that look like young Robert Smith. I think like the only way to get the cure is like this. Can I explain an

emotion that you might understand? This song when this song came on I know this song. I know this song and I don't like it But because on pure familiarity I was like okay. Oh, okay. I think I cut it's like when you see an American overseas Yeah, where you from dude they held us hostage All night long double-on-core and then they play seven and nine is fucking insane like seven and nine is that is cruel it's hostage then they played that song and it's twenty thousand people just quietly dancing with their heads it's fucking a nook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook dook Turn this shit off. I gotta hear some more Lisa Gail. Now let's let this Lisa Gail think plays gonna get to my cure point. Okay. Very slowly. What are you talking about? No, I'm saying Lisa Gail takes a long time to unwind this motherfucker. Oh, yeah. Go back. It was Memorial Day.

I don't hear that opening. We gotta know that William Rivera put this into the world. Oh, directed Billy ribs. Sound is off. Billy Rivers? Does he make an appearance in any of the videos? Billy Rivera? The husband? No.

He's in a video talking with her on something. He's sitting and talking. Like in the fire. This is the same thing as we talked about. Then he ditches her, then he leaves her, and then she starts doing these crazy videos from her own like townhouse she lives in now she's

out of the mansion yeah Bruce Lee Roy remember that movie oh yeah last dragon same thing we talk I think we talked to me talk about this with the he put himself in the videos with the girl oh no oh yeah yeah any arcade you know he's a good the arcade this is what this is yes good. Got to play it. Hit it. It was my Memorial Day in 1983.

Shout out. God bless our troops. Oh God. We send things to Diana inside your mom's vagina. It's like a song like a comedy song. Damn! Look at her pushing the empty story. How could you make me sadder than a cure concert?

She'll do it. It's just terrible. Dude, do you think your husband's like, do you have to do the song about the kid? Is it his kid? I know. I don't know. Oh man. He's like oh lady, here's Winston. Did my only child have to die? Let me hear on this earth to cry, please. That's bullshit.

So you can turn that off now. Is that his real grave? Better be, probably. She put a real grave at the park next to a string. Or if she's not some guy standing off off camera with flowers going can I help you? That's my father's grave I was coming here to leave flowers for everybody's new singing the my Nana. Yeah I was stopping by to leave some flowers. I noticed you're singing to my family members

It would look much finer inside your mom's vagina. Why did my child have to die? Inside your mom's vagina. Why did my child have to die? She's crazy. So what that links to the cure when the first on course started He comes out he goes. He's next to you gonna be a little bit tough this next stretch She goes this one's about my brother who passed away and I think the chorus is like I'm so sad my brother's dead and drugs killed him I'm so sad my brother's dead and drugs killed him I want to know I had french fries ready. I want to got more fries and then I dumped I went into the bathroom to dump Last night you just kept going we just kept going in a french fries. I just kept going in a french fries It was the worst

Love the concert of course he did he didn't he loved it because He loved it because he was around the, he was, they've, he told me they VIP them in. Somebody waiting for them. They brought them in. Decentral in the ranks, by the way. Yeah. I think me and Kristina have been quietly phased out of the friends group over there. That's, that was, we've gone away. Really?

With that group of Ari and Sal and everybody. Oh, that was it. Ari Sal and Deroza. It's a fun. No, wait a second. J, J, you were invited. You were invited. You said, no, I'm gonna get my own tickets. I didn't.

That's what Deroza said. He said, you were invited. And you were like, no, I'm gonna get my own tickets. We didn't say that we had tickets already. Yeah. You said you had tickets already. You were? We already had tickets already too, and I think they told him. You were like, sell your tickets.

Sell all the way. They go sell your tickets and come with us to the... Sounds like guys, we got boxes. If, just know this. We will be there. If you had sold your tickets and you told me last minute that you and Christine and Josh were gonna be in a private booth with all of them, and I was sitting. You'd kill your family last time last Jay would have been the funniest

person on the planet I would have killed all of you yeah if I was at a cure concert with Donna Max without you yeah everybody would have died yeah yeah everybody will bad everybody will that's pretty cool that guy over there starting to kill people because his friends up in the box this was how did Max like it? He liked it. Dude max liked it too much though At this go over at one point he had his hair in front of his eyes and he was playing the long neck base Yeah, down back countdown backwards from ten and I'll come on your face

Dude, I love that you're on Jeremy's thing. You're gonna be you're gonna be the same cup You're gonna be at a city council meeting trying to get cure banned from schools because Max is a little sad kid now So I don't want to go to the park. I mean the only part I did like it because we as me don and Max when they started the hits We were all kind of dancing together. We had a good time. I was and I looked at a J seven songs and yeah, yeah We're I mean we're older human beings That's crazy. I looked at a J and Christine. We're all kind of having a good time at the end for around 14 minutes Well, I also have the set list up. You know my game. So I am trudging I'm like no

There's so many more and then I know the last two exactly right the most exciting part they start doing just like heaven And I know the last two exactly right the most exciting part they start doing just like heaven Yeah song 28 and song 29 boys don't cry, which I'm even like boys don't cry I'll read a look can I just read a little bit. Yeah, let it go. Go on king. All right. It takes. Oh here we go Okay, here we go I want to kill myself uh... i want to kill myself to go screw your uh... you're at the this is christine you're at the right show then then he's singing uh... that this is at the beginning the first guy goes that

david smith singing uh... it is uh... alright ready uh... what is he saying it takes more than a fucking someone uh... who are who are who i wrote kill me then three uh... three seats in front of us come down what's happening did they give up uh... who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are who are through. And J writes, ha, ha, which I didn't think it was funny. I wrote, are you leaving? And then we're just to the bathroom. Uh, and then it just went down. Did you guys have any,

did either one of you think you were going to escape before the end? No, I, I asked every eight minutes, do you want to go to Max? And every eight minutes, I want to go. Did you, it was Max, the swing vote, like if you would have got Max, don't want to follow. I can't leave without Max. Max is in here. He enjoyed it so much. I think it's the first time he got high because whoever was around us was smoking some joints. Really?

We were, we were, we were, we were below you. He, he got, I was rubbing butts. Anta, I was hoping they kicked me out. I, I, I, I, I, I, Although I thought I'm a pretty new fun way to smoke and not get caught. I was a, uh, at this didn't work after a while. It fills

No, sad size. No. Got myself a white claw. Okay, light the cigarette put the cigarette down the white claw and just keep like like you're Suck in a straw But eventually the can does fill with smoke and you go And then the entire area smelled like stale cigarette. You know what? It wasn't a great idea for the first few pulls though. I felt like I was really pulling something. And then by the end of the concert, I was smoking like... But you're next to Josh who's tugging on a vape pen in the amount the cloud of smoke around him is like the weather change.

And he's just going, man, I didn't know they were gonna do this one. I Didn't like it, but he always goes He goes sorry sorry. It's sorry. I was looking down him and it's like he people vanished everybody around him just vanish Geez every tug of a face. Do you think there's someone that was sitting in the vicinity of you guys? That was telling a Josh story today That they're like this guy was fucking vapoured and dancing and we're just trying to be sad. I'm gonna win them over because I'm good looking, I'm cute, I'm funny, I'm talented. It's true, all those things are true.

You know, I'll say this though, for the sake of all of us, it is true. I was in a sky box once for... It would have been great for the cure because we could have like eaten and done stuff No, bullshit it like don't want to it would have been great in that regard, but I'm telling you had energy to stay through the rest of the show Oh, I mean you could have gone out and stretch your legs for a concert thing We were in much better seats than a box. I gotta say not for this shitty produce show No, because there's no screen. There's nothing crazy. There's no stage show You could see that you could see the stage fire. It was good good. You were the stage, but you can't see him and they had usually they have like

You know everywhere you can look and they'll be big monitors where you can watch They had two literally like hundred He doesn't want to be seismous Regions machine had an awesome stage show unreal and they had a broken foot and it was still like he sat on a st he sat on a box the entire show reggaons machine and murder huge energy show murder screen shows i mean high production screen shows of all kinds of crazy shit and it's crazy that the cure doesn't you would think the cure would have

like super sad videos ago with the super sad max max didn't go to school today used to bond would have like super sad videos ago with the super sad max max didn't go to school today. You stupid bummed? Yeah, it was bummed out. It was too sad. He goes, it's Wednesday, I'm at home. What's the point in learning about what the sadness and the torture that this country's built upon? I don't think you understand or what a really good school today.

It's got a message. Man, I'm a cis white male. Yeah. I need to check myself. I've caused too much problems in the world Let me stay at home. Christie now. I'm gonna give you I Think I think one of the biggest laughs Of your week here, buddy because this one very excited. This is gonna be everyone happy Christine bring up the video. I showed you so I

Look this up to to see that hang on stop it for a second. This is nuts. This is great. This is so crazy. This is crazy. So I look actually you can play because it's long. He's just playing. I just want to say this guy represents everybody at the company. He does. So he's the piano player. They said the cure. There's only one member of the band who's been in the band like for like 30 years. That's Robert. Two members. It's him and somebody else besides Robert Smith. Everybody else is a hired gun for sure. Sure. And this guy's the piano player. Most of it. Everybody else is committed suicide. This is in the band. This is boys don't cry. You're probably not wrong by the. I just go to show him whale and just go back to the energy. I just want

to show the difference in energy. How uninterested the tambourine. He's the tambourine that piano player now. And we'll put this out. I'll post this. He's just smacking it just completely with zero at the bonfire at 6.7. Now, Christine, hang on a second. How much time's left in this? Gang, gang, gang, gang. Oh, you let it play. This tickled me so much. Say it. Boys do cry. Boys cry when they're forced to watch the 3 hours of the cure. 3 plus hours. Look. Shake it out. Watch this. Drop.

Here plugs out. Flick them. Bye! Damn! He is ca- Ca- Ca- That's clocking out of an Applebee's. Flick your plugs out flick them by He he is That's clocking out of an apple bees. Did you see him drop the thing? You just go go back to the drop go back to the drop the drop suppose when I saw that I was like oh Dude I finally pulled out my phone for the right moment. Yeah, dude I'm gonna look away. Yeah, there it is I mean so Madison Square Garden stage that's how much he hated that 30 songs look the

One-handed drop he's like get the fuck out of here. You said plus let's it go. He just goes You guys catch me over at all malin He had to he played one song on the the fucking piano Yeah, and he had to sit in the back in the dark and listen to this dribble for three hours. It's dribble-in. Everybody in the concert- I hope he was playing like candy crushers over the-

And the concert did- That's just you're up because of shit. How fuck I gotta play piano on this? Everybody did the same thing. As soon as they boom, we went fuck this. How good do they feel driving home? You're like, how I'll get this off? Oh, well we finally got it.

We had a walk down, it was like the Empire State Building stairs. I went down some staircase. It was like a 20 minute exercise fitness routine. I'll tell you this, when we got outside after the show and you just hit the air of outside, it was like, that was a great moment. I was like, yes, it's done.

It was so, I was so happy. It no longer has us. And then I got no yellow cab. The guy drove directly twice into the traffic of the tunnel. It was like he was chasing the tunnel traffic. It was insane. There was no reason to do it at all. Don parked right near the garden.

I was so because I said, why don't you park over to the bonfire. We'll go up. She goes, oh, she called me last minute. I think I'm on a park near the garden because after this, we might want to just get in the car and just go right home I I kissed her so I was like I love you. I love you So much I'm so sad now if I had to walk through all that eyeliner and black clothing for any any more time I'm gonna kill myself

God it probably was a sad sex, a shit man. What did you do? Dre and D. Mateo was three rows in front of us though. Who's that? The girl that got killed in the Superhero, Chris's girlfriend got killed in the Superhero. Oh shit, yeah. What the guy in front of you though is,

I mean, he's the ultimate fan. I think there's a couple different, there's the fan who my age, maybe older. Do we gotta go see the cure and they get the wig and do it with wigs, with the wives. They're definitely guys wearing Robert Smith wigs. the cure and they get the wig and do a way wigs Yeah, there's definitely guys wearing Robert Smith wigs. Yeah, and look at the wives alike, but they were like you know like like yeah Look dude, I'm wearing the thing. Oh, yeah, they're the wives like you guys idiots Why are you wearing who goes in the

But then there was guys who had Robert Smith hair yeah, and the same make and make up crazy I make those guys have been waiting for that concert That's been on the calendar for a lot of those guys. The guys are on their knees. Their hair the guy in front of him came He combed his hair with hay. It was disgusting. He even washed his head in about seven years Do you know Josh Edomars has such a bad luck that his eye line when everybody when everybody was sitting for the most part one guy didn't sit. And it was directly Josh's eye line, and it was a scraggly white dude, older, bald on top, bald on top pretty much, and his side hair was very long and in dreads.

Damn. Now, if you recall, last time we went to go see corn altogether, altogether if you recall a white guy with dreads ruined Josh's night There too because down the aisle the guy was like Go on like the the mind red because the guy was just like corning out and slapping Josh with dreadlocks So whatever in Josh's like come on man So he's empty seats down there So the guys keep getting close sort of whipping in with fucking dreadlocks. Dreadlock white guys.

The cure sheet, the cure should be seen in an 80 cedar. They should be 80 seats. But the pussycat lounges with the cure sheet place. I mean, play the garden and cut 12 songs off your set list. Yeah, I would say 12. 12, yes. I think it's their third, third night in a role playing MSC. It's a night is they said tonight's the Second night of three they said they could have sold out two more shows if they put yeah, they could have sold it to

What if they just did well, they're already sold so I feel comfortable saying it's not good. It's not good Do you think there's anyone listening right now that has to go they're like fuck? Just spent 25 minutes, 30 minutes is ripping that show apart. Like, John could go tomorrow. John Cougar melon camp was a little underwhelming when I went. What about what? Okay, lights leaps and bounds. More entertaining of a fun show than the cure. Jay, even Christine was having more fun at John Cougar melon camp. Yes. Jay, Dan Sutter, uh, friend, Dan,'re thoughts? Quick question. What was worse? The cure last night or Phil Collins?

Phil Collins. Phil Collins, because they, they played maybe three songs I know, and the songs I didn't know is like the worst era of Genesis. It's like, they didn't do it. They did all Peter Gabriel Genesis with Phil Collins singing with the exceptional like three songs. That's a weird show. Shitty.

What's the word? Is that the word show you've seen? Bar none. Really? Really? Bar, let me tell you something. I have my plant to fast. Did I just act it up?

Oh no. Because you had a stand. Yeah. I was walking around so much. I went in the bathroom one point and just took a whack at it. Spittin' some time trying to get an ingrown hair. I went in I went in the bathroom. My leg. I played Sudduco in Tetris twice. I was like I gotta go to the bathroom and see if I can get something out of this thing. It's feeling a little tender down there. Don't thought I was I've spoken we would J because every time

I saw him leave I was like I'll be right back. He's, are you doing I get him? Yeah, I get it Bob. I go Yeah, you're Bobby, but I'm just in the background on stages him going Every time you listen I would listen to see what song he was on cuz you know it all sound the same the same Poor shit three nights sold out. I'm a master by the second two times That I went out just to go do something in the out in the way, I missed you by the second two times that I went out just to go do something in Out in the concourse Christine followed also I Think oh, hey, you want to go do something?

She was just like bud just behind us. She's like, I'm out here, too. She didn't love it Don love the secure probably is I mean one of her favorite bands That's why when you said you go to the cure I'd be like oh, let me get him for dawn and max would love him too because you know And I didn't want to go and then you forced going to the cure, I'd be like, oh, let me get him for dawn and Max would love him too, because you know, and I didn't want to go. And then you forced me to go, you bullied me though. And- Bullies are on word.

Well, I mean, you're bigger than me, and you made me do it. And- Sounds like you're bound down. Look, sure, am I bigger, stronger and faster? Yes. Five, that's not the point of your career. Well, it was also before the new teeth, scarier.

Who? Yeah. Well, don't worry, Dan, I must take care of those for me. Yeah, dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you guys had a nice weekend together, didn't you? That was scary. So many smooches and hugs.

I was watching all your little fucking happy, little, little cheatin' videos. Oh my God. God, dude, my child, I have to die. Ah! Ah! She's gonna give me a little more of that song, Chris. You know, you're the second verse that song, Chris you know you're the second verse Do you miss the second verse of the song?

I do oh no, we come back from break. We'll roll on Jacob Jacob. I know about oh, yeah, oh, we have said how to jake we also haven't said happy birthday to DJ Lewis Happy birthday, DJ. Lou. Yes. Hi, Jacob. Come on, DJ Lou, turn in 37. Thank you. Dude, spread your ass off. Am I finally up, Lou? You've had me down for 40 fucking minutes.

Oh, my God. I am Jacob, but Todd coming in hot. I love when you're hot in Florida, dude. J.H.H.H.H. Florida, Jacob. Is this a, is this a birthday present to himself is this a solvable problem Well, I was playing the cure music and no, I know I'm saying we have a lot of stuff You're gonna be playing stuff all the time. That's what the nature of the show is there a way to not have Jacob on the same track as that

Yes, but then I give him to Christine and then when she's searching for stuff and I have Jacob's pot up I might hear's searching for stuff and I have Jacob's pot up I might hear her searching for stuff So her shit's gonna be there's no other choice than that though. It's one of those two Yeah, why is Jacob waving a gun in the video because he's had it All right Jacob, what do you want to say? Here's your problem you you miss some zingers by me Whatever it's the public's loss Hi Jacob, how Hi, Jacob.

How are you? Jacob, you're going to have to start coming into the studio, I guess. We're going to get an update with Jacob because those people have like three hours of air left in that submarine. Oh, yeah. Jacob, which is 12 hour, a little less now. Yeah, Jacob, are you all hands on deck? Are you like watching every development of this?

Because this is, I've never, I've never thought of a more Jacob story than this I've been keeping the tabs didn't I call this I've been calling this for years crazy to do what they're doing having Jacob can I ask you a question? Yeah, when they when they have the next sub that's gonna go down and see the Titanic and the wreckage of this sub Are you gonna go do that? Yeah. Are you going to go in that little adventure? I mean. Jacob's trying to save money so you can also jerk off while he does it. Let's keep going down. There's just wreckages. Oh, look at this. It's a six stacker. Jacob, are they, there's a rumor that they're in the Titanic, that

they were in the wreckage, caught in the wreckage. Do you think that's true i doubt it i think they lost communication about uh... jayka and hour and a half in so that's like well above the two people they died are going to find that heaven like uh... like kate windslet or the leo waiting on top of grand stares for that's my that's how i want to be greeted in heaven and jayka but this is a rumor that uh... a megal be greeted in heaven and Jacob this is a rumor that uh... a megalodon actually bit into the sub is that did you hear that

Jacob follow-up question dance order is that you pump for the meg to uh... jake up not that follow-up to the follow-up are you pumped are you pumped if they do survive and it uh... are you pumped for the movie that's gonna follow this starring the rock? There's bound. Yeah, there's gonna be a movie. Right. How about 47 meters down to even more meters downy. I hate it. They use meters Damn dude. How much I mean it's crazy even more downy there's a running clock unlike even more down there. It's crazy that there's a running clock on like how long

is this going to have? Less than 20 hours of there. But not yet. I was listening to a DJ on serious today on one of the music stations when I was driving. And she was like, a lot of people making jokes, which by the way, I'm all, you know, make jokes about everyone.

I don't give a shit. But she did go, I'm surprised how freely people are making jokes about this. And it's like, they're going to die the go. Is it not being taken, people might feel bad because it's like a billionaire, it's like his son's also on there. You know what I mean?

It's like, there's our people. He's a billionaire too. Yeah, the kid that they were making fun of was. Oh, then it's fine. You're right, let's laugh at it. The stepson. Why did Titanic search, Chipotle have to die?

The stepson of one of the guys was at a Blink 182 concert and posted about it. I saw him catch him shit for that what happened who he said my dad would have wanted me to To feel good at this moment. Yeah, he went to a blink 182 shot Well, she's girl it's a rock show and meanwhile his dad's like we gotta get out of here somehow We're gonna fucking die. I saw a story to this son did someone one of the other guys sons like while this is happening like Try to hook up in the only fans model. I saw guys sons like while this is happening like try to hook up in the only fans model I saw all the We had on skanks today we didn't get to the story but it was like one of the one of the

people's like some try to shoot a shot with an only fans Like girl while the family is missing underwater that's fucking wild If you dad's a step dad's a billionaire and he's in a sub he's about to die and your mom's about to get a lot of money He goes hey mom I thought about you. Wait, hold on real quick. Where are you? I'm so sorry. I cannot see, but cannot dream tonight.

Jacob, you're back out. Oh, sorry. Damn, the control. Your point, Jacob, sorry. Oh, wow. I was people doing. They played basically a double album for an encore Damn yeah, that's a that's a double album. That's 16 songs

16 songs Jacob fucking nuts. Yeah, 15. Jacob nine. Jacob nine I thought that's not down. I got another question for you because you're the expert on this They're gonna die not they're gonna die of of From the cold before they die of oxygen, right? Because it's freezing down there. It's cold, but they can survive till tomorrow, but it's going to be the oxygen. Even if they get to them, it's not like people think they're just going to put a rope around it and drag it up. There's not a lot of, uh, things that can get down and get to them. Yeah. And the pressure down at where they are too might be might crush any.

There's very few uh, things that can get to it and then hook it up and bring it up. So it's a logistical nightmare if they do find it. Do you guys ever think of the possibility of a underwater civilization that takes them in and heals them and that's where they are right now. That was that was that was Ralph Ralph. He was one of the first few I saw right after I heard that we can say it on the radio. Like he were making a lot of jokes but Ralph put that he goes, do you guys think we're watching a real time the origin story of aquaman? You're like, well, I think they're gonna die. Ralph they're gonna die of ox. You got to make a better joke than that

Yeah, what the fuck stepson shoots a shot with only fans model is rescuer scrim but locate missing sub let me read it go up. This is great Dude was he just reaches out Hang on things are starting to look very grim for the five people trapped inside the i really read that with too much like happiness things are going to start to look pretty grim for the five people trapped inside this submersible meant to explore the Titanic but that's not stopping the steps on of one of the missing men from shooting a shot with an only fans model damn

it's a stepdad uh... hamish harding is a british billionaire among the passengers inside ocean gates tightened a submersible that lost communication two hours into its dive Sunday. Harding steps on Brian Zaz's... That's been very... You nailed it. He's all constant. Fucking nailed it.

Zaz is... S-Z-A-S-Z. That's one of the songs they sang last night at the time. Zaz is Zaz is Zaz. Zaz is Zaz. Zaz is Zaz. Fuck that concert suck shit. sang last night. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's a fuck that concert suck.

Shit. I want my life back. I want my son back. Don't really hit me yesterday because we landed Monday. We had no show here Monday, but I landed and did have to get my shit together relatively fast and go to Legionist Gangs. Came home yesterday. We have to do two, two uh do two bonfire just today and I think I'd do something before that maybe not maybe that was the first thing but came to do two bonfires and then this concert today I woke up by the dentist appointment I did legion of skanks already I'm doing this I'm doing SDR so then I got a pact to

look out on that tour Jesus and I really when we got in the cab yesterday I thought this is good you'll preach this Christine I fought almost starting a fight with Christine just to get up the anger that I've splasted my entire, but I didn't. And then Christine goes, we really got to make sure you keep your Tuesdays off during this tour. I'm like, yeah, yeah, that was a lot. I have to go tonight. We got back. It was, it was 12 45. I got, I got, I got back at one thirty starving by the way. And then I had a I woke up this morning and everybody was like fuck you. We're not going to school.

Don didn't wake up. The dog was like fuck off. We really everyone's just in a cloud of malaise. Everybody was general malaise. Yeah, I have to go tonight. I have to do this. Then I have to go tonight and get I got to get. Um, I'm going.

I'm getting in at the Italian American club. What? I have to go tonight and get, I gotta get, I'm going, I'm getting in at the Italian American club. What? I have to go get initiated at the Italian. What are you talking about? I'm a real, wait, probably don't wait for the show. I asked him if he gets, I asked him if they get initiated. They slap him with spaghetti noodles like Brazilian jujitsu. People get slapped with the belts. I have to go tonight and I'm getting initiated into the Italian American club. Robert Kelly's going to be a made man. What's that face Jay? I'm a man. You're not really Italian. I'm half Italian. But Sicily. Why did you really you up did on the Italian? I'm half Italian. You take J and I to have little aspressos. You can come to the Italian as my guest.

Can I play some bachibal? 24 hours a day. You can come play a little bachie. You can come play some bachibal. I want to play some bachibal. You can play a little bachi You're supposed to go I want to play some bachi ball. You can have a little a little zel You can have a little comos a gamma. I don't even think that's real. It's real. Come on. Let's see yama's. How's your head? What is your name? Bobby, hey, you say that it your fucking little Jay. Don't be a stunts Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Robert Smith was made and he was in the cure Bobby had said some bad stuff about him tonight's a big night Maybe 815 I could be the Italian American I can never be made because of my Judaism you see we were all we were all kind of getting made that day because they would take him Bobby You know talking across a David there whatever the fuck that is Bobby knew he was gonna be made and he was happy about

Oh Bobby knew he was gonna be made and he was happy about oh Shit Shit dude But it turns out that the mob had heard him talk about Robert Smith I got to do they have an a meatball competition in a couple eight. I got they have a meatball competition And don's I'm gonna enter the're going to make Bobby directed, and you guys stuff, and goes, go slice the garlic with a razor blade. Maybe you heard.

I need you to go find me some fresh tamats, and put it on a bed on the meds. I don't do that no more. Hey, Dane, I don't know if you heard this no more. I don't tool gas them no more. You guys do the birthday. I don't do that bus shit no more. Hey, stew nod. Hey stew nod. No one buys crushed tomatoes in this place You two don't understand. I don't make forced videos. I'm Influenza by myself Oh, yeah, it's right. Marcus Marcus. So you shut out Marcus. So you go and then you break a rule

Get out of my face right now, man. I'm serious. I'll fucking knock you out. Give the one These are good drops we have to talk about because you guys run tourism right now You guys are you guys a tour of Davis you now. You guys are tourgasm too. I'm Jay Davis. You're Jay Davis. I'm Gary Goldman. You're Gary and you're, you're, you're, you're Bob. No, you're not.

I'm Jay Davis. No. I'm Bobby. You're Gary. Me and, me and Dan, I think, brought this up the other day because we were talking about that Jacob's watching tourgasm. Again, the concept of, and none of you guys stepped in the beat the game just say the fact of the joke while he'd say I'm people say I'm so nice I'm so

nice all the time this is Jay Davis's joke in tour guys and it's like the through line of the show is that they're all Bobby Gary and Dana are all helping you get this joke you're so good at context you know what I started that now I started that Jay bonfire context calm down a little bonfire context Sometimes Jake it's upset you can I feel credit Jacob I know you're a furious man right now, but I did a good I started giving the contact you did that was great context Saying that he summarized it I It's crazy saying that he summarized it. He did a job summarizing it. I don't think I love you.

I love you. I can't text that. He goes, dude, you're so good at that. He goes, the fuck I started doing. What's wrong? Jim actually told them we don't have to do this. He's actually bad at it. Can I ask Christine to kill the screen share?

She had me looking at the saddest picture of Robert Smith. He minutes on top of my mic being down. I was ready to pull up. Dude, they took away your ability to speak and showed you a sad old British listen. Oh, it was so depressing. You see Jacob hang himself with the blind rope. No, that great, great content.

What were you saying about it? Go ahead. Well, first I just want to say that Marcus Silva said he loves the cure, saw them in San Diego a few weeks ago, had to leave an hour and it just went on and on, enough for it. That's exactly right. They are fucking jerking each other off on that one.

There's no bands got 30 good songs. They don't have 15. No. Terrible. Terrible concert. Terrible. And no production, get a good job. And what was the point I was saying?

Where was I? You were talking about Torgasm, about the joke, and we never stepped in. I got you. The fact that not intense. Thank you. You're good. Even on not damn.

No one corrected on the most basic level. The flaw of the wording of the joke from, no one ever said anything about this, when he goes, I'm so nice that if I was the BTK killer, they would call me the TLC killer. Would you mean they wouldn't, because you'd be the BTK killer? Like, can I say, I said to her right now

to the defensive moa? Yeah, you didn't give a shit. No, number one, number one, number one, they cut out a lot of stuff that I did say. Number two, I made him cry. Okay, okay, I don't know what you want from me. I did what I was supposed to do. Let's not forget, I made him cry. Okay. Okay. I don't know what you want from me. Let's not forget. I did what I was supposed to do.

Let's not forget, I made him cry. I made him cry. Yeah. He didn't even cry when Dan yelled in for breaking rules. Yeah. He's a fierce competitor. Oh, I know. Do you have the apology part where Dan, and he goes,

I got to apologize to Jay. I said a lot of mean things to him. If I said someone said the same to me. First thing is some of the things that I was saying to Jay, I probably would have been like, you know what? Whether I fucked up or not dude, shut the fuck up or I'm gonna come over and knock you out. He goes he goes, Jay really said they're gonna take a like a bitch and I'm sorry for treating him like a bitch that he is. Meanwhile, Dane, I know this perfect has not been in a fight in his life ever. Like you to knock somebody out is not an easy task by the way, you can say it.

Yeah, but to hit you know, if you have security or something, I have the way he was famous, I'd have feeling like boyfriends are going to get pissed because I mean women are, I mean parents. I mean, sorry, I'm sorry. That's a legend. But you know, I'm saying? Like, we're a security team. We're a hug. Thank you, Jacob.

Oh, no, I'm loving it. We're boyfriends. We're like, you know, fuck this guy. I'm sick of my chick. Like, you know, she's sending pictures of her tits blindly to his my space every day. Yeah, you're gonna say in tour guides when it was, it was colleges, you know what I mean?

It wasn't clear. The next phase of his life was a reenis which was stupid he was called just to a reenis i would do that i was at the i played the garden with him in the round like i was the last night way more entertaining show but i mean people left happy uh... but uh... yet no we did colleges uh... so there was i mean it was girls but they were all you know college ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha XM 103 faction time and come back. Come back with a song about Robert Smith's brother. Yeah.

Uh, Dan Sotas here. Dan, we got a Dan Sota. He'll be a New York comedy club in Stanford. Great club, by the way. I love it. July 7th and 8th. You got to go check him out. Beautiful brand new club.

And he's one of the funniest guys walking after that. He'll be in Tampa. Uh, what is that? Daniel Beach. Dan a beach. Where is that? It's Fort Laud. It's the old. It's instead of being in the seminal hard rock.

Yeah, it's like, yeah, San Diego, Irvine, California for tickets and all of the tour dates to see this funny young man, dancota.com. One of my favorite people in the world. And that's coming from not Dan. And we got big J. Oakerson, big J. he's on the fully loaded tour. He's doing tour gasm too, all summer long. July 10th through the 12th, Legion of Scanks will be on tour in New Hampshire at Boston, Connecticut, for tickets and all other tour dates visit bigjcomedy.com. And you just go to robocatolive.com. I'm going to be doing my summertime, fun time

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