The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Keeping Up with The Funky Bunch

Episode Date: August 12, 2022

The guys take a deep dive into the works of Marky Mark Wahlberg and The Funky Bunch and see what the funky bunch have been up to without Mark. Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" fo...r 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey campers, this is Big J. Oakerson. If you're listening to this, I think you probably know, but I want to remind you that the bonfire is also a radio show on serious XM. And right now, if you go over to seriousxm.com slash bonfire, you can get a special offer for three months free of serious XM satellite radio. That's a bargain, and you get to hear us a slide and you get to hear the whole show And now the bonfire with big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder That's something else popped up of new kids on the block and I always go to Donnie Walberg I'm always watching him. He's the guy. I go eyes to be like it's when he's laughing and pointing off camera the whole time Like you just like yeah, it's early though, right? Like we're all not seeing good everyone else down's fucking phenomenal the whole time, like you're just like, yeah, it's early though, right? Like we're all not singing good. Everyone else down's fucking phenomenal.
Starting point is 00:00:44 Yeah. Jordan and I, Jordan and I face is so serious, because you know, he's like, is always gonna culminate in this guy fucking up the end of each verse. And he goes, I'm gonna tell you right now, I spent years and thousands of dollars on a vocal coach to be able to keep these range. Also when they sing that song, they put a little jazzy thing on it.
Starting point is 00:01:03 I know they hate so much, because he can't sing. So he's taking the song down when he sings. And then when they sing that song, they put a little jazzy thing on it. I know they hate so much because he can't sing. So he's taking the song down when he sings. And then when they're singing, and I'm like, I can feed it in, you know, walking us. I'll watch you talk about. Remember that? Yeah, there you go. Tell him, watch you talk about.
Starting point is 00:01:15 I was like, stop being mysterious, you jagged off. It's just great to look at him. Yeah, question. Watch you talk about it. And you can see Jordan Knight is just the whole time like, I can't believe this guy has not quit the band Jesus Christ he is everybody else in that band can sing Everybody else knew his in the block of things was Mark Wahlberg big before new kids on the block. No, he came up because of them
Starting point is 00:01:40 Okay, so it was Donnie Wahlberg first he produced him. Yeah, that was his brother was always in trouble And he was like dude you got abs wrap. Hey you beat that Vietnamese man blind. Yeah. Yeah. Remember you beat a guy blind and you remember that thing you're you're able to punch center box in half. Oh wow. I knew that energy. I'll take that. Donnie that's a good call. I just thought I was going to go out here and make all these blind agents but turns out I think I'm going to make a lot of girls horny. Instead I'm probably going to punch some center blocks and half hey, can you just put a chain on my chest? And a lot of girls just want to fuck me through offense pretty crazy though to be a one hit wonder and such a fucking star
Starting point is 00:02:13 I'm gonna be like dance uncle's dog and my fucking offense But it why it's crazy cuz this was it's crazy cuz this was his first thing. He's a hymn bow Yeah, total him because that's why that's why fucking dirt diggers perfect. Yeah, you're right. It's why he was perfect for dirt Tigger. It's actually read the story is a him Boogie nights and it was supposed to be Leo it wouldn't have been as good of a movie That's gonna make Justin and Josh show very good when I say guys the most famous him bow in the world I would call I'll call him king hymnbo. Yeah, kingbo. King hymnbo Because I mean this video and again There's been like the Patrick Swayze as a one-hit wonder, but he was an actor who did a song
Starting point is 00:02:55 This was what he came out with this was Mark Walbert This is Marky Mark was his thing and then got movie roles and became a gazillionaire. Yeah. Didn't begin the Christian. A-list leading man in Hollywood and just one of the most intolerable personalities it seems. I saw it on my channel. He's also funny.
Starting point is 00:03:12 I like him in a lot of things. That's great. Other guys is perfect. He's great at comedy. I like stupid four brothers. I think when he's got to be cool in movies, he's fine with me. He's great.
Starting point is 00:03:23 If you guys seen Ayahara Akhabis, he's great in that. Right in Iaher Akabees. Yeah. He's great in that. Right in Iaher Akabees. And then he just goes into an interview and he's like, honestly, if you ask me, I probably could have stopped Benghazi too. You don't even disrespect the lady.
Starting point is 00:03:33 And if I'm even like two miles from you, I'll find you. I think what I would have done is, I would have taken out all 13 hijackers because I would have jumped from plane to plane, 9-11. All right, I would have landed all three. And then, I would have taken all the box cutters, and I would have opened up toys for little kids.
Starting point is 00:03:48 All right, guys, my dick is huge. God first, bye. Okay, God, I love you. You'll look more, go out there, and you guys do that crazy water dance you do. I wonder what the guy of this ego size, if they're like, hey, we're gonna put a prosthetic on you for Boogie Knight, he's like,
Starting point is 00:04:01 why? Dude, this is him naked with a lady in bed. I could just show my thing. Look at that, this whole thing is just a sexy, and's like, why? Dude, that's just him naked with a lady in bed. How could you show him my thing? Look at that, this whole thing is just a sexy, and I forgot this fucking music video, it was him just being like, oh yeah. Just getting down with hot bitches. He absolutely had to get kind of a bone.
Starting point is 00:04:16 But again, why he's a hymnbo is because music and acting, not the catalyst to 100% of it, is that he's in great shape and good looking. Yeah. That's it. You know what I mean? It's not anything like that. Not the catalyst to a hundred percent of it is that he's in great shape and good looking. Yeah That's it. Do you know I mean it's not anything like that like his acting Has developed like over like a fucking 25 30 year career. I love when they did the thing where they were like He's in when he did pain in game and they're like he's using steroids. You know you think that's who gives a shit. Yeah, that's what he's known cares He's cheating. He's cheating and acting with him steroids hold on bring that up. That's the funniest scene without oh
Starting point is 00:04:52 You're slain here next to you. Oh, and I don't even believe you next to me. Believe you lay next to Maki Mark. Yeah, he's laying next to that lady Body's healthy God damn how much of the funky bunch hate walking behind this white dude great well now you're just yeah you want to knock substances but you're pushing sex addiction so good job you're gonna break up a lot of families body's healthy I never even realized it until I was older that this is an anti-drugs and alcohol song. Is it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:31 It's about feeling the vibration. You don't need substances, regal iris. It's fucking dorky as shit. Don't forget. Get it, get it, get it, this lady's driver. And also, if you had to, that's probably too, too many. Merrwan is stinky. And also if you had to that's probably too too many Merle want to stinky Damn dude when Donnie Walberg helped him get this deal and it was a one hit wonder
Starting point is 00:05:51 I bet Donnie Walgreens like I look man. We gave it a shot You know, I mean which and then he just went on to become so much more famous I'm getting mine so get yours. I want to see sweat coming out your pores on the house tip is how I'm swinging this strictly hip hop boy. I ain't singing this Bringing this down the entire nation Go down lower because he says without substances don't eat break it down Don't eat these on the back up drug-free so put the crack up no need for speed. I'm anti D you are you See oh no my body is healthy my rhymes make me wealthy No need for speed. I'm anti-DRUGGI-E.
Starting point is 00:06:29 See? Oh no, my body is healthy. My rhymes make me wealthy. And the funky bunch helps me to bring you a show with no intoxication. So come on. Feel the vibration. Yeah. I'm a fucking dork. I'm gonna tell on you if you do drugs. Hey, I was trying to feed the yeast guy because he was talking about drugs. I just noticed you're down at the bus stop and you were smoking weed. And I think the, I think the Dean should hear about that. Damn dude, he sucks. Yeah, dude, he sucked.
Starting point is 00:06:51 His daily routine, I love that's one of the first things that comes up. Always. Well, he's like, I do 30 minutes of praying and then I pray 18 rounds of golf in 25 minutes. He figured it's something out, man. It's one of those things. It's like a, it's like a card to Ashy and you get shit to talk all you want, but they're still, they figured something out. They something out, man. It's one of those things. It's like a card to Asian. You can shit talk all you want, but they figured something out. They figured something, listen, he's walking,
Starting point is 00:07:10 I mean, everything he's doing wrong, like he's doing like the wigger thing, and then again, like the crew of five black dudes walking behind him who completely hate what they're doing, but they think it's like means doing an end for sure. His crew of black dudes and he was leading leading there's no way that was real. Hey, there's a moment where he goes, hey nice to meet you my name's Mark. I think we're gonna be friends now.
Starting point is 00:07:31 And they're like, yeah, whatever. Hey, you know, might be friends with me, do you? Hey, if I put you in a broth and Bruins jacket and you walk behind me in an alley, well, I have no shirt under some overalls. Is that cool? He's a gay man. We'll walk behind you. He goes, oh, he has the last thing.
Starting point is 00:07:43 You guys are called the funky bunch I guess who named us You guys are a bunch of funky's cuz your funky's I don't use the other word. I use the effort I got a bunch of funky's oh these funky's yeah, they're my funky bunch. They're my funky These funky's here, he goes. I don't't know we're gonna do drugs. Oh god. Oh Funky bunch funky bunch doesn't do drugs. I have a what do you mean man? I have his brother singing recently. Let's see if he still has it New kids on the block this year. Okay Oh
Starting point is 00:08:34 We're that it's all old singing the olds now. This is completely lost the allure of being Oh, it's the best hearing the old men talk about like it's like and then I'll get you after school Then we'll go to your parents house 60 my mom my mom She was my mom died years ago. That house anymore. My dad's in a care facility. Yeah. Can you keep it down girl?
Starting point is 00:08:53 My grandkids are staying over in the next room. Can you bring my blood cinnamon to you? I'm gonna love you after I take these baby-ass grades Hey, send yourself a seat and on my nads stand Fox News makes a lot of good words Come over girl, I'm gonna take off my slacks Hold on let me call this number and I need to buy some gold Slip off my hush puppies and take off my daddy. Why do you underwear? Hey, do you guys know that smells like marijuana? Party for a quawper being a nurse
Starting point is 00:09:42 He's the fucking R.A. He's in the block. Oh man, no, Mark Wahlberg though. Just being like- Yeah, Mark Wahlberg's the RA. Yeah, we go. So I'm saying those guys are all party- I'm just like, Donnie, your brother's around you and he goes, you guys, it smells a lot like marijuana in that. I must say that you guys, but like, I don't have to call the dean. I was just praying and then doing more ab workouts.
Starting point is 00:10:02 And there's that. I was doing my mid evening when I sat in the long wake up and do a 15 minute quad blast. Are you guys all right? I noticed you guys had beer, but none of you had 21. Oh, fuck. I think that's got an idea. I mean, I can't legally pat you down, but like,
Starting point is 00:10:16 hey Jordan, would you let me? Jordan, how many of you had tonight? I don't think you should be driving. Give me a keys Jordan. You're not going off pure vibrations You should have let bygones be bygones. So give me the funky so let me in the hotel room Yeah, dude. It's crazy when I found out it was an anti-drug song it made me dislike my wall work And look at it's my favorite movie crack is wek so y'all ain't saying that yeah, I love some beat cuts Have we ever listened to B sides on that album?
Starting point is 00:10:42 Just another marquee mark song. Yeah, bring up marquee mark on the funky bunch full album because there's gotta be a bunch of stinkers on there. Cause they really knew field of vibration was gonna be. That's the one. That's it, well get up. Before they even test it, make the video, do it, it's all in that one song. He goes, but I can, I wrote some of my own songs
Starting point is 00:11:01 about how crack is when. It's basically a dare out. Mother's against junk driving, go. Oh man, I wish we had called. Cause I'm mad. Cause I know callers against junk driving, y'all. I know there's call, I know there's listeners right now that are like, you guys are missing this song cause we don't know about it. That's got to suck.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Someone went deep on Markey Market, the Funky Bunch when they were young and just knew someone's got a tattoo. The names of these songs. So like were those two autographs you got to do on your neck You know, that's two of the funky bunch. Yeah, they're RIP Make make me say ooh please play make me say please and please tell me that master Tell me there's another video somewhere they make any other videos so I bet there's another video oh it's all him just breaking bitches off you like that girl uh-oh I'm in my bulldog stance my nipples a little bit chay for my chain Jay from a chain He sucks man play before we get to another music video play the funky bunch good vibrations club MTV Oh, yeah live live. I want to see we were shit on that he's lip singing he has to be a lip-syncing God dude Clevver TV
Starting point is 00:12:27 Oh, this is like This reminds me of like sneak watch downtown Because down town Julie Brown whooboo whooboo whooboo great pussy hair I got Donnie here but new case on the phone. Oh, okay. I was gonna say after that Yeah, well, this is the television free mail of my little brother Mark and Mark and a funky bunch And he's so fucking boss then go back. He's like, yeah, whatever. Don't fucking touch me Anyways, if that fucking blind Asian guys listen into this right now you're fucking not getting your money Hey, Donnie. Waited not be performing still wearing leather pants you dickhole. It's 91 dude. He had to keep that on
Starting point is 00:13:04 Girls women would just grab his cock. Zee, that standing next to me, I got, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. I got Donnie here, but Newcastle on the block. Your hair for a big reason, right? Oh, yeah. Well, this is the television premiere of my little brother, Mark and Mark and a funky bunch. And this is the record that I produce. Call good vibrations, featuring Lolita Holloway. So, you know, we're going to do that right here on the club.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Look at that ponytail. Yeah, good vibrations She just asked to start dancing damn Donnie should have got a piece downtown to it. How hot was she Well, dude, it's funny. They give me all the feels It's funny to give me all the feels Hey guys drugs a bit. Oh, he's going live Dude look how hard he's sagging He wears his boxers high and his pants low. Yeah, dude. He looks like he dresses like he was found in a river. Where's Kyle Reese? Oh! Look at him go! He's like a great person.
Starting point is 00:14:07 I'm not a steam. Is that Sapphire Dusty Rhodes' old manager? I love he's doing the dances. Christine is melting. Oh my god he's so hot. It's a big guy. I mean it's his great- No Christine!
Starting point is 00:14:21 Make me pesquette again! Yeah. That's too many cards. Yo I think that sauce was ketchup Hey, Christine, I don't want to be an asshole about this, but I think you were smoking marijuana And that's really gross. I'm sorry. I think this isn't a vase. It might be an actual bomb I know you told me that this was seasoning. I don't think it is Yo, I don't think it is. Yo, I don't think this is a reggaedun.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Oh she ain't singing. Goddamn right she is. Well as much as she can. Dude I love her jacket. Yeah, shame diabetes took her foot. I know who comes in And I'm here to do you And I'm here to do you If you were a time traveler, right, and you went to this, look at these guys hating their job and you just stood next to somebody and you go
Starting point is 00:15:14 He's gonna be a major movie star They're like, what? I'm sorry, what? And you go, major movie star You're gonna love a movie, he's in Your kids are gonna love it There's a movie this guy's gonna do that you're gonna say is like top five This guy's the star of my favorite movie I'm sorry what time traveler one of the guys in the background was like we're just breaking into business He goes no be idiot up front
Starting point is 00:15:41 Just a legit triple threat What? She's all horny You think musically he's nailing it Hey Christine, can you not get on mic when you're in heat? I think he is Oh shit, Christine put a diaper on and cone on head Oh dude, look it, of course
Starting point is 00:15:55 Oh, the camera is coming Bring it back, dude bring it back He was like, oh man, take this chance off He's like, you know like this? It's going pretty good out there But, let's kick this up and not see it Let's look at Amor Lagasse, he bam this shit. While they're doing the rehearsal, he goes, and just to let you know, I'd probably get about four or five mobs because I'ma come out near the end of the song.
Starting point is 00:16:13 You're not gonna have a shirt on and everyone's gonna feel like a water just broke. Yeah, it might be like a liability to be on that floor afterwards. Yeah, I don't know if you guys are good hockey skaters. Ice ring skaters, but it's gonna get pretty slick out there. I mean, I guess any time in life, but in the 90s, dude, that was the body that was just crushing every pussy in your school. We're a guy with the abs.
Starting point is 00:16:32 You're just like a hot guy? No, just like, no, no, perfect body. No, I'm sick, but like that's, that's like more like a surfer big body built, you know what I mean? I'm gonna take that build like super skinny, but like muscles on it. Yeah, I mean, what's the other way to get that? Oh like beefy bill. Yeah, it's guys like he's like a big thing. There's a guy's that are way bigger than him Do you know I mean some of the guys behind him are bigger than him. He just shredded well Isn't he also young here?
Starting point is 00:16:56 The hell it was he oh no he got significantly like thicker in his life. Yeah, four brothers. He was big This is high school gym stud. You're right. Yeah, so I'm saying he had the body in the 90s that with the you knew a guy who was built like this jump right in Hang in and pussy jump right into the dance line Christine kind of a triple threat. Oh, he missed Did you see that go back? Oh? It's time to introduce her Oh, he's cracking And he's got it right got it moving misses No, you're striking a post you know you had to air hook
Starting point is 00:17:37 I just Hey, everyone you guys remember Ross from night court. Yeah, that's crazy. You got Marshall Warfield Remember Ross from Nightcourt? Yeah. That's crazy. You got Marshall Warfield. You got Marshall Warfield on the track. Yo, give it up for Ross from Nightcourt. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:49 It's Ross. Sure it is. It's Ross. I know. Marshall Warfield. Yo, fail the vibration. Get him, Marshall. Get him, Marshall Warfield.
Starting point is 00:17:58 I keep telling you I'm not Marshall Warfield. I'ma keep calling you John Leras. I'ma call you John there. Can't why boy? Yeah, and no one's doing drugs, right? Hey guys, how how wack is cocaine? Oh, yeah, remember people remember they thought kids That's a time marker on that 440 The girls pop in dude go to 440 on this doing the dockets. Yeah, dude look at it And we'll we'll tweet this out at the bonfire SXM right here 440 bring it up
Starting point is 00:18:32 Choose on the African dance from yeah, I mean love yeah I gotta tell you either dancing around or dude what you're awesome When did it stop the error of this is over of people thinking that other people they want to watch other people dance. Oh my god. That's what the grind was a lot of shows. The grind. Yo, we're just going to those before that my mom used to watch Dance fever dance party USA was on salt train. Danny Terry. Oh, yeah, huh? Salt train Soul trains and I went to people wanted to watch other people dance. I remember it used to come on like before wrestling on shit and I'd be like,
Starting point is 00:19:09 who's watching that? Dancing this early! Well, Soul Train, Soul Train would get there, there was a lot of like, that was fat asses and titties and tight gold, lame shit. Yeah, disco shit. It was, I was saying, but Soul Train was like the best like, look, because everyone was like scantily clad at one point in that.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Bring that back Christine about just till she brings them out because I want to hear him be like, so you guys, this is the funky bunch. You're never gonna hear from them again in about four years. Some of them are gonna work at shoe stores and they're gonna just resent me because I'm gonna go on to be the biggest thing in Hollywood. Downtown Julie Brown is like, well, well, well well but it's a little humid in here, huh? Yeah, I'm getting a little skikki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki Come on over here getting down with the funky vans, Mikey Mark. Come on, la leader. Hey, respect to us. I'm a raster, Phil.
Starting point is 00:20:07 So you were new kids on the block. Why'd you quit? You know, it just wasn't my thing. You know, this was more my style. Like, first thing we ever did, me and Donnie did a rap together. They kind of went in a different direction. So I just decided to do my own thing. Me and Donnie did it together
Starting point is 00:20:25 Still do my own thing. This is me Well, the album he said nothing. He said this me Somebody try to describe that for me go back to that. I want to transcribe This is my thing. This is my thing. So I won't do it on my own thing with Donnie I did it with Donnie my own thing, but I'm still doing my own things With Donnie also I didn't know he was a new kid in the locker originally. Yeah, me neither. Yeah, before they popped though. He's like, you know, are they talking about me? They did a lot of drugs and I thought that was pretty bad. It wasn't really my thing, you know, those guys were like potty and stuff and it's like,
Starting point is 00:20:57 they're more like juicin and shit. They would drink and that gets scary because they're not who they are. You know, they the different people anyway, she's in rice It's hot in here He doesn't curse She's in rice Oh boy You look people said that I was I thought you look the blog was a bunch of boom boom But you cock off you I
Starting point is 00:21:51 Chasing rice is hot of you. Oh boy You know and I don't know I just watch him have a couple wine cools and next thing I know they just acted different and it's making me feel real bad town town Julie Brown You want me to go down town and read you some Bible verses? Oh, yeah, you want to go have some clean fun You want me to go downtown and read you some Bible verses? Oh, yeah, you want to go have some clean fun? All right, by that you will have a nice date. I also knew kids on the balcony. I appreciate it if you don't bring it up I'll stop blind you And then as soon as you get on set for music video goes which one of these girls am I making love to? Okay, do you want me to aggressively
Starting point is 00:22:19 Jeez right So you were new kids on the block why'd you quit? You know it just wasn't my thing you know this was this was more my style like First thing we ever did me and Donnie did a rap to them together And like kind of went in a different direction, so I just decided to do my own thing And Donnie did it together, so still do my own thing Well the album is music for the people. What sort of music is it man? My own thing.
Starting point is 00:22:46 It's pure hip hop. You know what I'm saying? It's deep. It's not basically just saying talking about my car and you know it's from the heart. You know what I'm saying? It's what people are not for money. It's not for the fame because cheese got crazy dough anyway. So we're doing it to let everybody know what we're about.
Starting point is 00:23:03 You know what I'm saying? All that talking, all that yang is going to stop. They know what time it is now. I don't know what so we're doing it to let everybody know we're about you know what I'm saying all that talking all that young He's gonna stop. They know what time it is now. I don't know what he's talking about It's hot guy talk. That was fun. We got to bring we got to bring in the hymbo's the trans the hymbo's guy trans like old Donny Walberg Interviews. Yeah, yeah, just a good. I know he's saying you're saying like it's about him and his own expression of his own art And he's trying to say saying like it's about him and his own expression of his own art And he was like, what did you say? Exactly. Oh exactly Justin. Oh, I can't add too much of that Justin there, but I will say also he doing his own that I'm gonna Tell you right now. That's a early Hymbo dialect
Starting point is 00:23:37 That's from the northeastern region. I'm gonna tell you that's Hymbo Sanskrit Don't really do a lot of doing my own thing. It's like you have old drawings on a cake. I'm reading high-roguilifics Actually, they give you a good diet right there on the window Hey, don't actually brown. I don't know. I was doing my own thing next day. I know someone's smoking cigarettes I saw this girl smoke he goes hey, don't that Julie Brown, why don't you tell people you're doing cocaine to the back? I saw you. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:24:09 What would you say that for? Oh, I'll tell you. He goes, yeah, you hit it right in your necklace. That's pretty clever. Yeah. You think you got one over on me, but guess what? You ever got one over on Rocky Walk? I'm a gruff.
Starting point is 00:24:19 I completed there. I'm a gruff gruff, grime dog. All right, guys, I gotta go on. You can stop phosphiers. Bye. You know who my two favorite people are? Well, gruff and smoky the bear. Because they're about responsibility.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Too many black guys have to shave my body while I put my arms out like Jesus. I'm touching them, smooth like a seal. I slice through water. I'm gonna take a quick break. Gonna be right back. This is my right before commercial voice. So feel the vibration. You're doing great.
Starting point is 00:24:49 You're doing so good. And now back to the bonfire with Big J. O'Courcin and Dan Soder. Gonna take it from the top. Yeah, let's try it. Okay. He will rock you He will roll you Baby don't you know
Starting point is 00:25:19 My heat will move your soul Come on, come on, come on, come on Welcome back to the Bond Fire A serious X XM, Faction Talk, 103. I'm Dan Soder, that's Big Joe Ocarson. We're talking Marky Mark. God damn it. Yeah, body though. Man, the rest of that album looked intense. So there was two other videos.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Oh yeah, I'm gonna listen to the whole thing this week. I didn't know we were gonna follow the Mark Wahlberg pit. Why not? There's two other videos. On a lost tapes? I'm completely lost. Look, now Wild Side, I do remember it do remember it is just a terrible redoing of a Lureed of Lou Reed song what but give it a give it a word
Starting point is 00:25:50 How do they pitch that he goes I want to cover Lou Reed And the cuckoo's go do do do do you know hey do you might have we cover some Simon and Gawdfunkle bridge of a troubled water? Like a bridge of a troubled waters? Oh yeah. Stuck in poop. No drugs. You're right. What do you do, Sean?
Starting point is 00:26:22 To the wild side. What? You gotta take the shirt off. I need to do show To the wild side what Gotta take a shirt off burn a flag And it was a hot school cheerleader all palms and bobby socks and no girl will speak a cup prom time Everybody was on the line all the fellow singing Nick a little dot tails about love and lust and truck But any to get all in stock as deep inside any hand aspirations besides that she had I'm a K I'm a K
Starting point is 00:26:55 That was an amazing back then Yeah He really was just a fucking dark heart. He's just doing all anti-drug shit. Really like, I don't know. At the same time, guns and roses is like, we're living fucking wild right now. On the walls. On the walls.
Starting point is 00:27:18 So this is why we'll start doing crack. Now she's dead in the streets. And now they're out there. Oh, not spraining. So this is why I started doing crack Now she's dead in the streets And now they're not raining the funky bunch has to mourn Hey funky J. You bunch of funky's you know it's crazy. Hey funky come with me. We got to go to this new burial plot Dude no raincoat for the sex player any Where? And instead, there's Annie? She's just whaling sacks over her grave.
Starting point is 00:27:45 That's gotta be the way. Oh, it's this guy's story. So Ron figured out a fast way to make money. Before you know it, he's a rich man. Gold on everything on the sand. A brand new PM, W or C. Now gold. Ron ended up by John Dough.
Starting point is 00:28:00 A body was found in the alley, but never claimed. Full of bullet holes with none in the blame Ron became another victim of homicide Because he chose to walk on a wild side Ron was wearing a suit no one claimed his body dead no one Damn dude, I mean he wore the bag yesterday clothes Every song is felt being a narque Yeah Why is black lady's care about this dead white man? You give a shit.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Yo. And the color girls go. You guys do not play change that? Also, you're standing on my father's grave. And the black... yeah. Hey, you guys could stop shooting this over and over again? A good life for good wife, a baby born the way you need day A gentleman attitude is all he displayed Cow was the wife, he month in a door A family in France treated him like an ambassador One out of my other side of town, a police dispatch
Starting point is 00:28:54 A picked up a weird sound Charles on the call for an askin' for help Claiming a burglar shot his wife and himself His pregnant wife, lace lumped over The dreams corrupted a young life over Extensive searches, throughout the projects Put a lot of people to misery and wreck Everyone is suspect to someone
Starting point is 00:29:10 What the fuck is this? That was a skim was brown And there was Bennett, guilty until proven so But soon as the case started moving slow What do you know? Sure as the sea don't get swept Toads, Charles was the culprit The whole plot was an insurance scam Charles and his brother came up with a plan
Starting point is 00:29:27 Kill Carl collect the big Dude, I love it. It's just horrible. Mark Wahlberg is you we can cut it Mark Wahlberg is just straight up a snitch artist Kimbo, what the fuck? Oh, what the show guy commits suicide off a bridge? He jumped off a bridge and there's one more good I don't know it all there's no other video and that was sad, but you know, it's better. He didn't do drugs so now he's not a dad. I'm a fucking dog You know, he first also you are speeding. That's pretty You'll fuck you go, I like to yell you're going too fast. Yo funky's bunch for these motherfuckers Gonna have a good time with what what are you gonna have a good time with mark a black woman singing for sure again?
Starting point is 00:30:09 Nailed it Mo me too, I'm okay with that big baggy clothes. Mm-hmm. I'm fine with that dude Big baggy clothes. I'm fine with that dude. I'm gonna make a rock of fucking knee length leather jacket to go They this is 92 they knew that he sucked. Why is he wearing a filly blunts shirt? You're against drugs. Is he really? Yeah, that's so So funny Ah, try drugs. It was pretty good. Now I'm hanging in the hood. Yeah. If you haven't tried, I wish you would. I guess I was on tour.
Starting point is 00:30:50 I failed the vibration. It's about getting weak. That's shit's awesome. Is this what you guys are doing all the time? Why don't you guys tell me this was so good. Where is this just another cover? Is it? It's certainly sampled. Here we go. This is another cover. Is it? It's certainly sampled. Oh, this is for racial equality. Why don't you invite one other white guy to come hang out with your funky bunch.
Starting point is 00:31:21 You're hogging all the black dudes, dude. Yeah. He goes, I'm not friends with white guys, except my brother Donnie. And his crazy crew. And his questionable. You just met brother Donnie. And those gaysy twirls around with. Oh, dude, look at that.
Starting point is 00:31:35 He's just doing pushups, looking up a girl's skirt. That's more my thing. Dude, that's hilarious. That's actually how Katie and I make out. I do intense pushups. And then I guess. This is the top of our ecosystem. I guess. Yeah. Rock. Mm. Rock. Mm. I do intense push ups. This is the top of every push up. I kiss and I do, I go,
Starting point is 00:31:45 blah, blah, blah. It goes, you did three, I go, shut up. Because your arms are shaking, I go, shut up. Damn. Mark Walberg did a lot of dancing with boys. Dude, I just love that at every moment, it's like, it's like it's finishing move. He has to do the shirtless thing.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Oh, it's coming. Oh, it's already happening. He has to do the shirtless thing. Oh it's coming. Oh it's already happening. Dude I love a girl just dancing while you do pushups, but like at your level, like down, like not up. I'll say this though, I'll say this completely. You should do that, Christine. Just go to the gym with Jay and then just dance. Squat dance while you do it.
Starting point is 00:32:18 50 cent completely ripped off. Mark Wahlberg hanging upside down with a shirt off. I mean that's all wild. By the way Mark Wahlberg doing actual like those do you do in sit-ups while he's rapping? Yeah, and it's like shitty 90s rap to it's not just go shorty. It's a birthday his body's healthy He's spelling out words well-feet double-loaded decent all of those teeth like I doodles Udels noodles and then he like a po? Who was noodles? Who was noodles? Who was noodles? And then he, like a poodle. Who poodles noodles? Damn, dude.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Yeah, man, he was really a terrible, terrible musician. King him, though. When do you think the last time he spoke to any of the funky bunch was? When one of them called him, hey, my lights are getting shut off. I'm sorry. I don't know who this is. Who's this? You were one of my funky's in the bunch.
Starting point is 00:33:04 Oh, man, that's crazy. You guys aren't still making money off that? Oh,? You were one of my funky's in the bunch. Oh man, that's crazy. You guys aren't still making money off that. Oh man, he's just making sex tapes in the shower. Oh, man, dude, this guy's gonna have a naked girl on every... He was so stoked on that. It's like a girl could be naked with me in every video we do. But he also has the face of a man that's never done it before when you look at him, he's like, what's going on?
Starting point is 00:33:20 Yeah, he's like, what is this? Do I grab your hoots? I'm like, what are these little guys on the end of your boobs? Oh, dude. I can't wait for the eventual Mark Wahlberg Pete Davidson team up Wait, he's gonna have some of the fillies bought go. We gotta hear you saying now by fillies point. Okay. I tried weed. That's all right That'll be legalized something still cocaine eat that cool though Let me PSI's are happening in that room. Yeah. Yeah, pause it again.
Starting point is 00:34:01 You're just lower. You don't have to pause it. But I'll tell you this. He says, no negativity and positivity in every verse of every song he's ever made. Do you think they rolled their eyes when the people that actually wrote the song? They're like, what do you wanna talk about this one, Mark? He goes, positivity.
Starting point is 00:34:17 And no negativity. They go, yeah, no, that message is out there, dude. Good vibration. And also, I noticed Jerome, you keep going outside a lot. Is that like, smoke pot? Hey. I'm that like some pot hey I don't want to do this but I have to burn some sage in here because I feel like there's a lot of negativity do you guys want me to do your tarot cards also if you could do me a favor keep talking to my flower and tell me who you getting that weed from hey so in reek a buys from a guy in South of town. Have you ever met the guy that you reek a buys from?
Starting point is 00:34:45 Yo, mark him up. Why you wearing a flower on your overalls? What? Oh, no, second to the thing now. No, I'll take my shirt off. No, why? They definitely didn't run the wire up my leg and put it around my car I'll do his got my belt line call out a rocky cat dude bring that back. This has got to be at least 93 92 93 videos. Just watch just check me out taking a shower fuck it Oh, then the glass breaks. Oh great. We got a shot. That's gonna cost me Damn he's got a sherry still covered in soap. Oh hang on one more. I need money Click it. What's I need money?
Starting point is 00:35:25 Another salt up. It's political. It's moving in the right direction. The drop in unemployment is one more sign that the economy is strengthening. Damn remember when presidents used to be boring old I mean I guess they are now too but it's like teacher energy. Yeah before Trump. God he got to get money. Before Obama and before fucking George W. Bush. Before so, before it was like accessible, the president used to talk and it'd be like, they'd like, break through all the broadcasting, because the rest of it was giving a message.
Starting point is 00:35:56 But yeah, no, Mark's got to let us know about the economy. Marcus, trickle down economics, let this all end dirt. Let's say you have five dollars dollars then you give it into the system Also, don't do we spit on my fucking phone Where's the money to think I need money is the thing I need Black little clean that up. Oh my god What an absolute what oh hell yeah, what a dork. I need money. Come on. Come on. Yeah. I think that force was so short everything was funny, honey. Check it out.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Check it out. Check it out. Check it vanilla ice was way better than Markey Martin. I easily Way better. Oh, yeah easily He's gonna Pimp women My brothers have a million here. He don't even share You're donny you're like what the fuck do you want to I produce your stupid thing? Yeah, I'll let you take you to come you're gonna only 85 songs about not doing drugs We but I wonder if he's like super stingy with Donnie nowadays I was like Donnie you gotta go work at Walbergers for sure
Starting point is 00:38:10 Do a shift of Walbergers tonight and I'll give you a couple bucks Donnie if you want to take Jenny McCarthy to Florida you're gonna have to put in this shift in Walberg We're also doing late night summer. now. You're gonna be there late. Did you clean out the ice cream machine? Did you change the soda guns? Okay, did you get the fresh patties for the money? Did you clean out the onions? Did you clear the lines?
Starting point is 00:38:36 Did you clear the lines? Did you clear the lines, Donnie? I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. Pain oh fuck there's that line made me spit so fucking hard go
Starting point is 00:38:49 Money it's what I need. It's how the economy runs To film my greed to film a greed Oh God, dude, look at size of them fucking that bra that lady was holding up Is that a bra go back? Oh you shaved his head Damn this is a different stage. He had to have done this. I don't, here's the deal. Before that. I want to know if there's an album after the one with Funky Bunch on it.
Starting point is 00:39:12 Did he do a follow-up? Yeah, look at it, it's such a bra. Damn, some titties. What a weird thing to have, how the hell the hell though. There's some double Gs. Is there an album after the Funky Bunch one? Oh, it's got to be one album only, I think. I would imagine that field of vibration is such a big hit that they were like we
Starting point is 00:39:28 could do two albums I don't think so from all the stealing and sampling of other musicians songs I'm sure they had a pillow load to make this happen you got to believe in 1992 there you go a second album there you go go to it there you go I told you yeah dude Rob Van Winkle is a better rapper than Mark Walberg. Yeah, for sure. God damn it. Because sure he took the fucking thing from Freddie Mercury. Oh, there's a video for you got to believe. Yeah, good second album. I'll say what much more prolific music career than I thought the second you mean to soft more endeavor I love to do a discography
Starting point is 00:40:12 Where's Josh out of Myers to break this down with his 500 knowledge? Yeah, they where's it was just the 500 Number fall on 25 except he is I see just in the in the screen grab he is wearing a six spurs David Robin What these fucking guys where everything but Boston shit dead zero Boston stuff But wasn't this a time period where it was like all that matching colors. Yeah, it was you're right Yeah, it's a loyalty didn't mean shit. It did I had a LA kings fucking jacket We don't have any Eagles Jack X I'd the Eagles my team, but Kings had awesome colors black Black and silver, dude.
Starting point is 00:40:46 I don't even look like Glocky. Can you play the video? Thank you. This is gotta believe. Mark Wahlberg's off his second album. I'm in his steel factory now. These guys are taking too long the breaks. One last time.
Starting point is 00:41:03 I'm coming through with the cops now. He's in the hood of a cop car. Wake up drug dealers, your days are numbers. I gave him all your names. The first time I was to get in closer to you. They like their guitar solo. Oh nice oiled up. He's fighting guys. He hasn't said a word yet. You got to believe that what you could beat up a guy in a fucking factory.
Starting point is 00:41:30 This spark fight. I Think the last time I'll say what that was Let me say what happened here exactly they got writers for them They's put a machine behind them now and it turns out no one just gave a fuck He's his whole flow is completely different here and more to it's like when a MC hammer did pumps in a bump. Yeah, it's like this. They just try to do a different thing Yeah, they try to go. It's like now dude. You're gonna wrap like actually hard now and he also is like now. He's like can you guys put baby oil on me? He was also it makes you just slip to the door so I can catch people doing bad stuff
Starting point is 00:42:17 Oh, I love cars. Can I call you guys whenever I need you? Yeah, hey, not only for PB a card. I don't break the law No, I don't break the law Thin blue line am I right guys? Yes, not only try hey blue less matter. See you guys a little bit. All right. I see you guys No Nice shirt was Paul that sucks. It's a six fucking sucks so much today That's a six foot hoop. I know it's a it's a short hoop one. Oh, we're not describing it He moved from boxing in a steel mill Boxing a guy and kicking a shit out of them with no blood on either one of them They're all completely greased up. There's it looks like the start of a gay sex. Those things are skidding off each other
Starting point is 00:43:16 It also looks like old that gay sex we watch where they punch shoulders But then it cuts to them playing basketball and you can tell the hoop is Seven feet Seven foot hoop watch Yes, yes, yes, you're right. It's seven foot hoop But here's what I'm saying is really annoying. Oh, I say three black I say a little brother. How does it just will hoop? You mind if I don't conscious? I'm telling what's annoying about who's annoyed about this the three black eyes who have to make it look like you
Starting point is 00:43:44 I mean you see what he does on him he cuts him left He cuts him right and goes right to the hoop and crams it on these guys know like okay Hey, just let you know mark. I played it Houston with Clyde Drex Fy slam a jamba watch this day. No way you doing that to me in the paint watch this dunk Right here oh oh Right down the middle dude pops a shot left-handed hard to stop not one of you have their hands up tonight even trying to stop do that do him looking try to look awesome on these little dunks yeah okay
Starting point is 00:44:17 kidding because it might as well have been him and a pool with little kids while he dunks on him. God damn he bullies his own people. It was in the studio and he goes we'll just put a lot of oil to abs on this and this thing will fly God man, I bet he was intolerable to hang with Kate Moss recently came out and said that during that shoot like that He was that he showed up like an entourage was like difficult to work with oh She got freckles. Who is this guy? I don't know. I keep Oh, she got freckles. Who is this guy? I don't know, he. What the hell are we doing? I'm gonna go off and go way fish-leaf thin.
Starting point is 00:45:07 I got, oh, he's a- Eh? Oh, she got freckles. If I hang one handed by a pole, it'll make my lats pop. Dude, it absolutely does, by the way. He does. And not long. No.
Starting point is 00:45:19 Listen, we can shit on this guy. We can shit on him for being a nark and a terrible rapper. He knows his dietary and exercise. Oh, no body's healthy Some dump getting wealthy. I brought it up for a reason. Yeah Don't be jealous Jacob just hang from a fucking pipe I thought that was Janet No way You've never heard of any of the women that sing behind mark you mark
Starting point is 00:45:44 Way you've never heard of any of the women that sing behind mark you mark She but they dress her like Janet Jackson on purpose. I can't even know this yet Christine to me favor and look up What happened to the funky bunch? There's a story there. Oh, man. I bet they've done I I want to know if there's any salty interviews We're like I'll talk they go by the way just you know when that camera went off I stuffed that basketball down his face 18 times a row what the camera doesn't show is that we turn the camera around and there's a 10 foot hoop Where adults play and we don't on him so and he kept saying guys not fair guys guys. I'm gonna go to my trailer You guys who mean yeah, I'm taking the ball going back to my triggers. It's the only ball we got mark I don't care you guys should but you don't ball them you guys should have been nice to me Donnie bought me this donnie got got me this ball. He says, my choice.
Starting point is 00:46:25 He gives me none of his money. I made sure that I brought that up in the song money. He says I could let anybody who used it who I want. And I don't want you guys to. Because you guys are mean with it. You guys are so mean with it. Mark, just leave the ball if you can go back to your trip. No, we should have thought about that before you guys
Starting point is 00:46:40 talk on the regular room. Let's wrap this sunbitch up, you know? Damn, bigjcomedy.com for tickets. He's in Buffalo this tonight through Saturday. So make sure you go get tickets, Buffalo. Buffalo. Buffalo Helium Comedy Club, one of the best clubs in the country. And you're having one of the funny human beings
Starting point is 00:46:57 ever to walk this planet. So make sure you get tickets. Thursday through Saturday, that's August 11th to the 13th. Then he's gonna be in Omaha, Nebraska at the funny bone, August 19th and 20th. Tampa, Maryland, and Columbus on the way. Tickets, other tour dates. Ha ha, big jaycock.com.
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Starting point is 00:47:42 heard we're sold out but they're releasing 300 more tickets per show today. It's a 350 cedar. Stand up live said they don't know if they can fit any more human souls in there, but we're gonna do it. We're gonna sell 376 tickets to every single one of those. It's pretty much sold out, but the next 10 callers get 40 tickets a piece. Toll's Oklahoma.
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Starting point is 00:48:45 jobless feel the vibration We'll see you on Monday. Yeah! That was stories. Stories and tales. Stories and tales. Jobless. Feel the vibration. Hahaha. Body's healthy, no sell out. If you ain't in it to win it, get the hell out. Get the HE double hockey sticks out of you. It smells like drugs in here. Jesus Christ.
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