The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Only Fans

Episode Date: July 12, 2023

The guys check out the OnlyFans of Jason Ellis and it blows their minds!

Hey everybody, I'm Bobby Kelly. And it's Big J. Okerson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just the podcast. Hey, guess what? For full episodes of the Bond Fire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Okerson and Robert Kelly. Oh, that was a sexy time, huh? I got it all on video for everybody. Jacob, I noticed you weren't staring because you were getting uncomfortable with the sexuality.

That was the most intimate I've seen the two of you in eight years. Nice. Yeah. And it was... It was the most uncomfortable I've seen both of you, too. Me? I was not comfortable at all I was dancing to black women singing. That's my sweet spot. Christine looked like she was dancing with her husband's father Well, she couldn't believe what she just did. She could believe what's happening. I haven't touched her in years

That was the energy she had like this is weird We're moving our eye together. It was pretty good Look at it's on the bonfire social media You're a summer bird You're a summer bird. Damn. I'm a black chick. Throw down a fucking sexy song, don't they? I think men, ballads by men are sad songs.

Women make the sexy ones. Who is this girl? This is the pointer sisters. It's not this girl. Sorry, I thought it was Linda Rods dad. What? I don't know. Black women so many times.

Huh? I don't hear black women so many times huh I don't hear black women so many time I don't I don't hear color oh Your color deaf I'm color deaf Did I wouldn't go down there's a ton of scary black guys you go scary guys why? There was four pointers. There's a one point yeah, do they kill one? It was a three- piece as far as I knew. Yeah, you know, it's like Destiny's Child, bruh. One, one passed away.

A lot of the outfits changed over the years. Oh, the 70s to 80s? Yeah. What happened to the fourth pointer sister, Christine? That's what I'm trying to find out. It's like invoked. She got kidnapped. And they didn't pay the ransom.

Really? They didn't have the money yet. They didn't have the other newsletter die. They just let her go. I've got one of the pointer sisters. There's three more. If somebody kidnapped Christine, and they wanted a million dollars, would you pay it? I couldn't, oh yeah, no, I borrowed.

I said he went to his bag account. I couldn't, but I would, yeah, I'd find a way. You'd find a way. Take a loan from somebody. If you had like sell everything and just lose it all, would you get it, would you do it right? You'd be going to like a bird or a Kevin Hart or a Nate and being like Christine's kid and that,

they need a million dollars and then just going now I can't picture you getting the kid my heart Bird yes, it's true that hurt that hurt to even ask him that Jacob you're right We've tried every avenue. We've done everything we can we've had to reach him professionally and personally. It's over Keith acts like he doesn't know him professionally and personally, it's over. Keith acts like he doesn't know him. That's all. Tick and he had us said that she told Kev,

like when she was talking to him, but Bat like beat on the tour, somebody got it. And she was like, oh, he said say hi. That's it. Oh my God, that's it. Say hi. I would pay, I would, if I had to sell everything to get dawn back, I'd be like, can I talk to her?

And then I'd be like, hey, what's up, D? You want me to sell everything? Yeah. Because do you want me to try to find you or you want me to just just pay it? Because like, you want me to? You want me to? Yeah.

There's a chance I could find you. Yeah. I mean, yeah, like. You didn't even talk to me. How far were you driving? Maybe, what if you just tell them about your plans and see if you bore them into letting you go? I'm better, you're drawing up a little bit.

Yeah, see if that turns a little bit. Yeah, tell them what your premenopause and see if maybe you get a hot flash and piss them off after that. Have you tried complaining? Kidnapped. Oh my God. If my kid guy, if Max got kidnapped, I would do whatever it takes. But whatever it was out of your means, that's what sucks. You have to negotiate.

That's what's even the negotiate because you're like, I just don't have it. If they wanted $400, sure. I wouldn't be able to do it. Yeah, you're right. If it was out of my means. Yeah, I've had your means. No, you know what's funny?

That's what I said about, never, why I never went to Columbia when, uh, Carla and Isabella would go when I was younger, they'd go visit her mother. Yeah. And I never went. And they were like, why? Because like the kidnappings, I'm like, primarily because of the kidnappings. And they were like, no, they only do that. It's like rich people. I go, no, I think they'll get Americans. And then're like, no, they only do that to like rich people. I go, no, I think they'll get Americans. And then be like, you know, you can have your parents, so I have to pay us whatever. And then they find out my parents do not have money.

They're gonna just kill me. They're just gonna let me go. And they're like, all right, never mind. Well in Brazil, they would kidnap you and then make you play, play, I'm sorry, play it for the music. Make you go to your ATM and withdraw all the max amount every day, you know, whatever, sorry, play it's for the music. Make you go to your ATM and withdraw the maximum out every day.

Whatever, 500, whatever the hell you just, and when you couldn't do it anymore, then you're just gone. I watched that happening in Detroit. I watched two people getting robbed by the same person at an ATM, and I just kept walking. I'm not a hero. You're not a hero, but you're a smart person.

What are you gonna do? I don't know. What could you do? I don't know what could you do? I don't know called the cops I guess I mean something what is he gonna do go hey stop call the cops? Yeah, yeah, I should call the cops. That's the universe teaching them a lesson What if he heard what if he heard me snitching? I get huh? What if he heard me snitching? Yeah, but what if they learned a very valuable lesson that night? Don't go out in Detroit.

Yeah, don't ever talk. It probably is the lesson. Don't go out in Detroit at night. It is a dicey place at night that downtown Detroit. That was one of the weirdest, most uncomfortable like walks I've ever had. We were there, right? Yes.

We were at a theater in the same area for sure. It's a downtown area. We also didn't Like mill around our hotels across the street remember. I milled around a little mom's You went to mom spaghetti, which is by the way in an alley that is also scary I went to the alley and this is what a fat fuck I was oh, I know I got the mom's spaghetti. I got two of them I know I got one to go back to the hotel because you don't have to eat in front of Kevin Yeah, and I got one and I went back to the hotel and ate the whole one in my underwear in front of the TV

I've never felt like more of a fat fuck than that night and eat spaghetti and meatballs out of a box in front of a And your underwear is the fattest thing ever the second box I had a box to eat the second box was just fat A box. To eat the second box was just fat. Two boxes worth of spaghetti. And I could have had a half another box. I could have done two and a half boxes of mom spaghetti. Which is pretty much a sugar by the way. It's all sugar.

Mom spaghetti? What can only be? The sauce is just fucking sugar. I also heard it's not great. I loved it. In my hotel room., stuffing my fat face. Ah. Yeah.

3700 calories, dog. Yeah. Ah. I took one sock off, took the other off. In my underwear. I got no rap skills. Man, you can tell these are older black women, the planters, sisters. I'm reading this here.

Christine's up on the screen Bonnie left the group in 78 to commence the solo career with modest success Which I will say modest means none. I've never heard of Bonnie pointer solo work. I've actually used modest I've had modest success replacing Dan on the bonfire That's in my bio That's in my bio. No, dude, Dan and Barkhton has commenced a solo career with modest success. You're wildly successful now. You're doing great. He really...

The group achieved its greatest commercial success in the 80s as a trio of June Ruth and Anita. Man, I will tell you this. Those are terrible names. Those are terrible names. That's not their names. That's very white. That's before they knew. That's what happened was they, uh, that's back at a time when black, uh, or

white guys would also have black people names. What are you talking about? There's a lot of white old men that are tyrone's and, uh, Jerome. My grandmother's, Jerry, my grandma's boyfriend forever is Jerome. Yeah, that's a very black name Well, we all know about your the women in your family. They get around you around. Yeah, Jerry Jerry was the best Jerome I didn't know I never met a Jerome white Jerome. Yeah, or Tyrone. Tyrone Tyrone power was a white guy, right? He said that. Yeah, it's a fact. Yeah Who is it Tyrone Power was a like that right? He said that. Yeah, it's a fact. Yeah. Who is it? Tyrone Power?

White dude. White dude, different time. Different time. That's what I'm saying. You're not going to find a lot of June and Ruth's in the Black community now. Ruth? That's a freckle ugly ants name. For sure.

It is. My stepmother's sister, my stepmother was very pretty. My first stepmother was very pretty my first step Mother was very pretty and she had a she had a sister named Ruth man when Ruth Came around to us what a mom vibe just puffy white sneakers and awful jeans and The hair the big puff in the front and up like that's like a Gertrude. Yeah. Gertrude, could you imagine naming a, you dotted Gertrude? It's, anything, you get so used to a name,

but naming any baby with an adult name is, when you see someone who's got a very adult name, you're like, what a weird thing for a baby be named. Stanley? Pfft. Stanley the baby? The only Stanley I know is from F***in' Three's Company. Stanley the baby. The only Stanley I know is from fucking three companies. Stanley. Stanley. Oh

Stanley the ropa the ropa close up. This is ropa was so sexed up. Yeah, she wanted the fucking the worst way. What was her first name? They just called her Mrs. Rooper. She had a first name though. They must have was it Ruth? Was it one of the shitties? I don't think it was Ruth, but it was something shitty. It could be a body or a root the pointers It's really had shit names for ladies June Ruth and Anita Anita is a black girl name. No, my Anna needa like I said I need a baker I need a baker. Okay. Anita cock. All right. We know you do you have fucking hand party a cock. Alright. We know you do you have fucking hand party. Hand party. Hey, you're speaking at sex. Can you tell me to remind you about Lens Only fans? Oh, yeah. I did tell you. We should probably take a peek. I think the only fans has grown. Lens message me the other

day they're coming to see me in her and no one are coming to see me in Houston in a couple weeks. Looking forward to that. Where are they from? Outside of Houston. Okay. The sticks. Yeah, they're in the sticks. But we have a subscription to Rolney fans. We bought three months, correct, Christine? Yes. Do you know how hard it's been? Several times while I'm in the house like we're going to smoke a cigarette? Because I don't know our login for any of the only fans. I've just got a weird thing to go. Christine, I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette. What's Lynn's only fans log in? So I just don't look.

So now I have to do what it works. She looks different now that she's not just ours. What? I don't look at that because that's for everybody. That's for everybody. The stuff she sends us is from the heart. Yeah, the stuff that's for layman people. Yeah, that's fair.

I mean, I'll look at it if Christine puts it up because I haven't seen it, but. Yeah, that's fair. I mean, I'll look at it if Christine puts it up because I haven't seen it, but. That's because I'm in the room. It's so much dirtier when you have your hands in your hoodie pocket in the front. Yeah, what are you doing? What are you doing? You rubbing tip.

You massage and tip a little bit in there, buddy. Getting that little worm on the tip. Yeah, let's take a ponderous elastic. Christine, if you would please bring a clip. I don't know why her subscription isn't showing up. Excuse me. Oh somebody got jealous Excuse me. That sounds fucking jealous. It's Helen Roper. Helen Helen Roper. You looked it up. You just remembered Helen. I remember I looked it up Yeah, that's right. Helen the Ropers I used to do a show at Jim Norton and this was his theme song. It sounds like a Jim Norton song

Oh really he did the the rubber drum Jim Norton advice show on the O'Bean Anthony virus Charlie Give real advice. I couldn't do it. Give real advice. Yeah, he wasn't really trying to be funny about it. Oh, God We don't listen to that. Can we listen to that? Do you, can I say this? Do you know Norton just interviewed Trump? No. Yeah. Where? On the UFC with him in Matt Sarah. Oh, really?

Interviewed Trump. No shit. Yeah. What a weird get. I mean, it's a fucking crazy, but Trump is best friends with Dana White. He was at the fights again on Saturday night and check this out, dude. Yes he

Comes to the fight at like five and watches the pre-limbs on his phone. Yeah, that's how much he's into the fighting Dude Trump got they usually those guys loved him that night. Did you see the I watched you have see you watch it? Yeah, he uh you didn't Ask me again. Do you watch do you have see this weekend? Yes, I did you didn't know I tried me again Probably do you watch do you have see this weekend? Yeah, oh, okay, well then you probably saw when Trump was there Yes, not only a shame falling a little shame wearing Versace now by the way Yes, not only is Shane falling a little Shane wearing Versace now, by the way. Fucking crazy. He's got Versace and a skull outlined in his pants. That's the best part. Shane Shane, dude, and then him and Trump, it was funny. Um, it looks like Trump's younger brother that never made it.

He really does, but it's,. But it's, it's, Bert was so like, talking about this weekend where he was like, if you met Trump, would you take a picture with him? I was like, sure. I mean, I wouldn't ask for one, but like if somebody was like, you know, you want to get a picture,

I go, oh yeah, sure. Cause I, and he's like, you'd post it. I think Norman said he would do it, wouldn't post it. I was like, I'd post it, cause I have no political, I don't give a shit. I better, you know what I mean?

If he were like, you took a picture like the guy, he sucks. I'm like, sure he sucks. Like fine. Yeah. The superintendent of the school that Max is in. God, I mean, this guy was phenomenal. Change the whole school district around. Brought it from like a four to like a seven. Yeah. Unbelievable guy. Really nice guy. And they, they, they, it was a photo of him with a Trump hat on. Fucking over. He's in another school district now. Had to go.

Yeah, at the same time. And that's crazy. At the same time, you're a jerk off if you wear a Trump hat. Yeah, but, you know, you don't root for politicians like sports teams. You're not understanding. Yeah, but Florida. I got a Trump jersey. Well, that means you got it. Yeah, but Florida. I got a Trump jersey. Well, that means you got it.

Yeah, but can I say something though? That means you have to, you have to hide your political thing like your gay in the 60s. I don't care. I don't think if the hide it, I think if you're in the world of talking about it, it's then talk about it.

Why is this teacher like, what is the fuck about your political thing on your hat? Yeah, but I mean, you shouldn't care about it. But people put political bumper sticker. I respect someone having a bumper sticker, such as like my other car as your mom's ass or something, then like... And then Florida. Let me tell you.

This is one thing I can't agree with. Like when you wear a dude's name on yourself, put it on car or a Pimp or or ruin your house is lawn with it. It's so dumb. It's so tacky. I don't get it. All right. Listen, Jake, can you blink when you fucking yell at me like this? I don't understand. I go down there. Why is he staring at me like this? You say something, Jay? I don't understand devotion to anything. Like I don't care about anything enough to ruin my look. Not like, well, here's the thing. I'm not like that. Look. Listen, if you, uh, I understand being a fan of

something that there's like, uh, like a competitive nature. And I know politics has that, but the, the competitive nature is like, for people getting power to do things that are so out of your loop of anything. You fuck up your car. Pam, I mean, I've seen, I said you photos paper in your car. I wouldn't fuck up my car with a Eagles bumper sticker,

but I love the Eagles and I wear an Eagles jersey, but I said I wouldn't wear like a fucking, a Trump shirt, because why would I care that much about my politician? I know, but some people, a fucking a Trump shirt because I why would I care that much about my politician? I know, but some some people and who get I I I 100% agree with you, but some people care about like politics like they care about religion or I think politics have become the new religion right same thing. I think wearing your religion on your shirt is also dumb. But what I'm saying is this is if you want to wear a cross or a star David, right? What should you be, you shouldn't be fucking persecuted

or afraid to wear it. You shouldn't be afraid to wear what you want to wear and it shouldn't affect. Well, here's the thing. It depends if you're going on there, where you're like, if you want to wear a shirt that's got a picture of like an aborted fetus on and it's some kind of a protest, like that's an issue.

You can't go. These bras are killing babies, Jim. You can't go to, you can't go to like a- The men are paying. We're paying half. I've never paid full price. I go dutch. I'm paying touch on the abortion.

I'll pay full price for dawn's abortions. Now because of a giant assortment, I don't have to do to do it just kills them you love uh... pearl jam like you'd kill for any better if you let's say you had your own house would you pepper your lawn with pearl jam posters no i still wouldn't not even met

actually i love the met that wouldn't put much it all of it i'm saying i i love i love my sports and i wouldn't like my car doesn't have to have it i agree with the lawn stuff the lawn thing is Crazy to me car yourself is So car is stupid now because it's not even a bumper on a car You don't have it like back in the day when you had a middle bumper on plastic. Yeah, now it's stupid, but I dumb had I run a hat. It's like or a shirt. It's like who gives a shit? I think it's a angry person. I think you're leading with, I'm into this and I don't like you if you don't.

So I don't, I don't get it because I'm not about, does this make sense? Not at all. No, I think it's what you're saying. Having your lawn, it's like you want people to look at that and be like, okay, I guess they have a dog that hates black people. I guess they have a dog that hates black people I bet they have a thing saying this

I have a reaction either way. This is America. This is America. This is the country I live in and the country I live in is called Freedom freedom. Okay, this country has black white brown yellow All kinds of people get a problem. It's a problem. It's a bag of Bob That's where and I believe that you should be able to wear whatever you want whenever you want to do your gay be gay If you're Jewish be Jewish and put it on your fucking lawn. I'm a gay Jew everyone here that on my wall If you're Arab and you have a backpack Take it off and let me look inside. Oh, yeah, probably's from Boston. Never trust an Arab with a backpack. Or a rice cooker.

Or a rice cooker. I have a pressure cooker. Bobby ran out of my house when he saw it. Like he saw it, like he saw it. Clowny was afraid of. That was the sucked for Arabs in Boston going to like bed bath in Mion. Did you get a rice cooker after?

Oh yeah. Hey, you guys get rice cooker? What? He goes, no, no, I was going to make a P-loff. Why is the manager here? When I was in... No, I was gonna make an Italian wedding soup. Why is the cops here? Why? Oh, no, my family comes over. I always make my once-a-year chili.

What's going on? They had to get boxed rice aroni for the next two years. Don't hate me. This is Uncle Benz. I was in Colorado. They spent thousands on posters there for their lawn. And I keep saying every time I pass them, I'm like, you could have put a Japanese garden and a coy pond

in for the money you spent on this What up meditate about why you're so tacky tacky. I'm like a shitty word. I love it It's so true though Bobby. It's tacky when we went to a place across the street. We stayed at A place with a couple friends during the quarantine for like a couple weeks up in like upstate and it was couple weeks up in like upstate and it was desolate up there but there's one house across the street yeah from us only and they couldn't have I mean the back of their car yeah I think we sent you a picture Jacob's we were doing the show from there for a while when a me and Dero's were there but we had a they had the Trump they had the

Trump flag underneath their American flag that was up. There was like a Trump on the ran rather than eat. Like so much stuff like that. And it's like, who? Like it's just so weird to let people know. Again, it is. It's like it's worship of a man. Yeah, I'll tell you what it is.

It's not fan hood because fan hood is the wrong word. It's worth. It's like I went everyone to know. And if you don't like this guy, I fuck you. Well, they, yeah, it's like who gives a shit? And enter a guy. And the hamster, it goes. So many guys.

And the hamster goes back and forth. If you go down the road, it'll go Biden, which is usually a rich, nice, holy shit house, and then a shitty old house with a Trump. And it just goes back and forth, but it's one person did it. One person put a Biden thing out, and the Trump guy was like, oh,

fuck that. And then just kept going down the block back and forth. It's like, I believe it's like a chain of events. But I mean, I bet there's no, I bet there's no swinging in that town. All right, you're gonna have sex with my wife and I have sex with your wife. He's like, America is already great. What do you say? What's that? America is already great. I was saying say? What do you say? Because America is already great. I was saying, I'm like a big Trump guy. And he says, make America great again. I'm saying it's already great.

I'm not going to let some Trump lover fuck my wife. Well, I'm fucking his wife in the other rooms, sir. I'll be asking you to leave, please. I just see no. When we said it yesterday, by the way, I looked up. Nothing sounds that great, because me and Christine are maybe gonna go away for like a Wednesday night to Sunday in a couple of weeks.

And I looked at Swinger's resorts, but first of all, none of them tell you if you could bring a pet, my guess is you can't. A pet what? Our dog, I don't know if our dog could walk around the bunch of old men, dicks flapping around, but I looked at if you looked up up best. Oh, is this lens only fans before doing anything else? Please wait, you can bring a pet man. Yes. I think you can bring a pet man. Remember that girl said that. Oh my gash

Oh my gash. You've seen all these I haven't seen any of these I've seen none of these. Oh Christine go cross please. Okay, so far. Oh a little side butthole a little hamburger Jesus check up relax. Get a grip Okay, what are we go? Oh, no? We're looking at her. I wish All right now She also got a vagina done. Oh my god dude. Is there any volume on that post? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Ease up, bro. Wow. She lost a little weight. Lord. It does lead. She lost weight. Little weight. She didn't need to lose any weight.

She's all grown up now. She lost a little weight. You can see a rib. Yeah. She still got it. Yeah. Keep going down. Oh wow. Okay. We both went wow at the same time. I like it. Look, Christine like that mirror on the ground

on the back and that little basket. She's doing this all the time. Oh, shut up. What is that one? I'll tell you what it is, Bobby. She's got her legs behind her arms. She's touching her feet together and she's showing you her vagina slit.

And why would you need to do that? You don't need to. Oh, here's her making a bowl of cream. Okay. Can I say something? She's doing something that I've now been chastised by Christine for pointing out. And I'm gonna say to my friend Lynn here too,

was I care about her. Why is your bra so big? Where a brother fits, what's the thing with the big bra? Maybe that's the weight loss. Maybe that's the only bra she had it where she's from. Maybe that's a TJ Maxx bra. That could be the LA bra in that town. That's fair.

Yeah, she's thinking you'd find that out. Yeah, she never would have thought what's wrong with the photo, but you're right. I've note Christine, who did I say it about? You got my enemy. You said it, it was on SDR show. And there was a girl. She took her top off.

And the first thing he said, she goes, why is your brought too big for you? I think she, I think guys, if I'm, I see a sign this too much, she might be on a little ozemic. She doesn't need it. She lost some weight. She's neat, but she definitely looks thinner

than she was before. She lost weight. She is not, uh, she lost a little weight. I like living with the thickness. I mean, I'll keep looking. Hey, uh, Jesus. H. Go to the next one, Christine. Oh, my Lord. Okay. What a cute face. Oh, what a cute face. I mean, the genre and butthole. Look at that profits.

She's beautiful. Look at the thigh highs. Yeah. Beautiful air. Her hair is nice. Oh my. I love her back splashes. She has a fight. She's sparklers upper ass. The foreshadowing. I don't like that. That looks dangerous. I have that same photo of dog.

Jacob, grow up, dude. Why don't you like pussies that can do feats? How come you don't like stunt pussies? Everyone loves an evil, con evil can evil pussy keep going those ass cheeks mm-hmm keep going all right good lord shower see you get thumbed through a little quicker Christie yeah I'm gonna meal out of it I just want to see well she's there arrows which means there's more photo yeah one okay all right Jacob because you're telling her to go fast.

Jacob doesn't have the password of the username for this account, so this is the only shot. Oh, you got a spank bank. Oh, a video. You look like a young BD1. But that's racist. It is racist. She's not Chinese.

She's a man from the North. He said it five years ago when it wasn't racist. I know. And the person he was talking about did a little bit of a young BD1. Oh, there you go. She's, oh, she stuck a tongue out on that one. Yeah. I guess I'm asking for the group is how far are we from full penetrative sex? I don't mean with me. Nolan. Yeah, yeah, I mean with no one. I mean, I'll do it if you really want to do it, but

She's not a dryer right? Don't do it with me or don't fucking thing. Don't just do the pictures. Why does a dryer have like all kinds of little stains on it? It's a pattern. Yeah, it's a pattern. But you can buy a dryer with a pattern, I didn't know that. Her husband probably made her it because he's awesome. He is.

Yeah. She's doing this all for him. This is probably all for him. She's trying to spread this for their family. She's trying to buy some things. She's trying to buy some things. Can you see how many people she has? I don't think so. You can see how much she made right there.

We're over to the right, subscribers. That's how much it cost to subscribe. Oh, sorry, okay. You can't see what she's making. You sure can, for sure. There's a way to see, I think, how they're doing. How about she's doing fantastic. Click up there where it says the money sign.

That's the sign. That's it. Damn she's doing fantastic. Click up there where it says the money sign. That's the sign tip. Never mind. Oh, I mean sender one. Are we assholes? Yeah. Center a tip. Yeah, sender. Some sort of a tip. Yeah, give it out. Heads a tip. Don't have that big bra again in the photo. Yeah, it's give her tip. Give her a give her what do you say? A hundred bucks to get some new bras. Yeah 150. 150 gets a new bras. Yeah, actually send another 50 to fix that dryer and washer. Throwing $200 mean Bobby will slow down the metal. Yeah, it looks like somebody shit. Center 200 bucks.

Give her the message. Say that's for a bra that fits. Give her to that red hunk of shit that you Graham other left you. I'm a two says this is for a new bra. Wait, you got to send that tip. Shit that your grandmother left you. The two says this is for a new bra. Wait, you gotta send that tip in regards to the red one that's too big. Yeah, the red one's too big. Christine, in regards. In regards to the red bra that's too big.

You spelled regards wrong wrong oh my god I would I would have spelled it wrong to it I just don't like working that hard for it Christine yeah thank you hey Jay yes yes Robert can I ask you a question? You sure can. Swinger's resorts. I can. Do you want to know what they cost tonight? Yeah. How much?

I don't know. I have to go to get it. They were all over the place, but I didn't feel any of these Christine would go to. Christine just keeps scrolling. It's fine. Can I ask you a question? She puts up a lot of content.

Yeah. She's home all day. That's it. Why is the floor wet? She peeped. It's by just got out of the shower. Oh Who's that when she was eating go back to that one that's like two of my fantasies where oh she's drinking a beer Oh, Lynn recreate the thing where you're drinking a beer and pissing like Miley Cyrus Also, if you want to get into the German market try ripping a shit Yeah, don't do it, Lynn. Lynn, don't listen to Christine. I've steered you correctly so far.

Shit on camera. Don't shit. We're fuck on camera. That's to most women out there. Shit fucking piss on camera. Everybody set my daughter. That's a great band. Shit, piss fuck. Please. No one sent your shit videos in. Oh, hey, everybody. Guys guys do not send in shit videos, but ladies have at it Yeah, we don't want the sound we don't want the sound with it either. I would like to sound. I want to hear the And then the Was that a good impression of shit coming out and falling? You know yesterday with with Jason Ellison I

I'll you know yesterday with with Jason Ellis on I Really man that guy is such an interesting dude and very he went from He went from like being this I mean when I first met him was on Opie and Anthony really when I first met him He came on Opie and Anthony. He was just on stern. Mm-hmm. He was just this badass tough I mean didn't even want to fucking really look at him sideways, dude. I'd say Jason's personality overall, like probably now that he's more out and open with everything in his life has like calmed down. He used to be a little standoffish at first.

The first few times I met him, he was always very nice, like verbally, but his energy was much more like, like, how much longer we have to be sitting here talking to each other. And he's since become like a friend, you know what I mean? He's like a very, but I think he's been walking to a room. He's a much more like a just pleasant kind of like happy guy. Yeah, I think that, you know, I really meant that too. I told Don last night I was like, this guy, it's uncomfortable. I shouldn't know, I didn't, she doesn't really know what's going on.

So I was feeling this guy. She's also very anti what's going on. So now it's the guy. She's also very anti gay. Very big, big, big Trump or gone. Well, it was just uncomfortable because I'm telling him, like, I'm like, yeah, this guy, he's really macho, man guy, and alpha male and all this, you know, into MMA, into skateboarding, and racing, and then he came out of the closet, is by,

and now he has sex with men, but he talks about it so freely. And I really admire that. And she was like, what are you trying to tell me? And I'm, I didn't realize. She's right. I didn't realize. It hit you too emotionally, Bob.

You want to tell me about what you've done. Well, I was trying, I was sitting there going, I didn't realize that I just didn't shut up, though. I just did it really for a guy like that. He looked really happy, Dawn. It's all I'm saying. He has sex with men and women and he looked very happy. I just, I didn't realize that, you know, it might have come across like that, but to me,

just as I've grown up with alpha males, guys like that, I have, you know, and a guy like that to come out and then have his whole industry. I mean, MMA, you would think that these guys would have his back or be cool with it, to have those guys turn on him, to have all these other racing and all that stuff turn their backs on them. Yeah, that's shitty.

Dude, that's just a shitty thing. I mean, you have all these tattoos and all that stuff turn their backs on them. Yeah, that's shitty. Dude, that's just a shitty thing. I mean, you have all these tattoos and all this stuff from years to stuff, you know. Well, I also just don't, I just don't understand why that would have happened at any point. In the last 30 years or 20 years, you want to say, how that happens at all because like, what's this? Like anything you'd be upset that you've done,

realizing the other person was gay, was already a thing that's kinda gay. Do you know what I mean? Well that's why I respected Norton so much. Like if Lewis was like, I'm gay, it doesn't make me go back in time. I'd be like, so wait, when we made out do that fucking, like that was with the gay guy?

Like, it doesn't matter, we made it. Like, what's the difference? Do you know what I'm saying? Like, so I can't understand what they're, I think it can be your friend anymore. If you fuck guys, like, why? It gives a shit. I think comics, we're so much like more evolved,

emotionally with stuff like that. And deviate. And we don't care about it. It doesn't matter. Like, Norton, you know, he'd always allude to weird shit. And, but we knew. We knew, all right, he'd always allude to weird shit and but we knew We knew all right, dude when I found out I haven't talked to him since I mean I don't have my house for things giving any I walked away completely don't talk to my child

I told him I said listen have a son, then I don't want him involved with that horse shit Yeah, he goes I have a son and I want to keep it that way I'm looking to keep it that way I'm looking to keep it that way. Look, Jim, you just understand I have a son and I'm trying to, like, you know, keep that. Yeah, I'd like to have a daughter in law someday. I don't have a son-in-law. Yeah, I don't have a son-in-law that I have to see as great. I don't have to have a weird wedding in a park.

I don't want to have to search out of the country for a priest that would do this. But he, you know, when he came out, I guess, recently, it wasn't, it wasn't, you know what I thought he spoke. Now, you know what you're right. I think about the bisexuality would he came out with first Was talking about his like abuse when he was younger. Well, when he talked about it I think he had like a grandfather or father somebody made him do some funny shit And like he blew his friend under the porch that the what was it the rain? What was it again? His first one was first albums was Monster rain monster rain. Oh Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim he was yeah he would make the jokes a lot he would make the jokes but we all know he went with trans sexual women we all know he went with trans transgender sorry transgender it's not trans it's trans sexual it's transgender transgender I just say what you said yesterday they're way out there yeah well bear that I used to call them free. Good memory, don't you, okay? I used to call them freaks and ghouls,

but now I've changed to say transgendered. Freaks and ghouls. I used to call them gay clowns. Yeah. It is better than the original term I used, he-she's. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Chicks with dicks.

Ha-ha-ha-ha. CWDs. But, um, no, he, we knew about it, but only recently has he, on stage talked about it too. But the thing that he does with that, which I always admired, we don't, as soon as you say, I don't care, we don't care. Sure. For, there's a couple, nobody really gives a fuck.

Well, we'll make non-stop countless behind your back. Yeah, of course. Yeah I mean, if God even Max is making good jokes about it out between each other We could always decide the things we wouldn't would not invite them on based on their sexual preferences, but we wouldn't put that out there Nobody would know Jim didn't hear about my barbecue because of his freaky likes. Yeah, he's never been invited to the tiny house because there's not enough room for him in his wife's cock. Yeah, yeah, it's only can only be a three cock place. But you know, and then for Jason to do it was at because Jim was never an alpha male type guy

We all kind of knew but for Jason to do it was just I thought to me it was just wild and I was so like because we have a fan base and the fan base You know can I mean when they turn on you that sucks and he lost his gig I just went to a podcast He has a family and then he's like, look, this is me sexually. I don't care anymore. I'm out. I admire the fuck out of that. Now, you know what I mean?

I know it sounds weird. Like, I'm gonna tell you guys something in a couple seconds. No, it's a huge deal for my amount. Most guys like that stay in the closet forever. I think it's the most mainly motherfucking move there is possible. It's not true. You hope that other people see that too. It's not the most normal move ever.

What's the most manly move ever? Right, killing a bear with a knife or something. Yeah, but what's the... It's probably a bug telling everyone you like to suck up. If you killed a bear and then fucked a dude in a tent. Buddy, you could fuck a person on the bear. That's porn now. Fucking undead animals.

That's so fucking that you. There's a porn with that now. Dude, killing a bear is manly. Sure. But being that kind of guy. But fucking a bear, I'll tell you what, fucking a bear is more smart than the fine killing a bear. Now if Rogan came out, that's manly.

That's a manly way to do it. And if he was, if Rogan was like, you know what, Neil deGrasse Tyson, I've done it. I suck the cock. That's the worst Rogan I've ever heard. I don't do good impressions on you, but. Except Josh had a Myers. I need him a cock. That's the worst Rogan I've ever heard. I don't do good impressions, honey, but I mean, well, Josh had a Myers. I need him to pop. We lost that guy who did the good impressions.

Well, he didn't do a good Rogan. No, he didn't. Tim Dylan does a Joe Rogan. He's doing such a one element of his voice though. It's not like an impression impression. Well, that's another guy. Tim Dylan, when I found out back in the day, which he's still suspect that he's gay.

You can just as it for her. I just think he likes magic. I don't think he's gay. I've never seen him do a gay thing ever. I will say that. I've never seen him do anything gay. Anything. Not even a hand gesture like I've ordered meals with them and he didn't even like whip his wrist around you know what I mean didn't even

wink at a waiter is Jason Ellis's only fans strictly for like is it for dude content as a him just let's join this doing naked stuff or well here's a thing is uh his uh X had her own only fans. She's hot. Is she? Yeah, she was a skank. You see her skank face. That's Skank face.

The girl that was always been a skank face, tied it up and everything. Oh yeah, yeah. Who's the girl that's with you today? Is that a new girlfriend? Or is that just, no, they work with them. They work with them.

Yeah. Yeah. Who else is manager in his, I guess, social girl? Yes. Yeah, Tim Dylan is, he was so so yeah, I'm gay. I don't care It doesn't matter and none of his fans give a shit. Nobody gives a shit. It's also not his like Default like everything is defined by that thing me either, you know, I mean he doesn't really wear it like that I think again, but he's also been out of the closet for a very long time, I think, Tim. Is he out of the closet like since he did started comedy?

I think as long as I've known him for sure. Yeah, I'm not. For sure, Jason is just talking about it more obviously again is something he didn't talk about for 40 some years. You know, he's something years and in that environment to walk around with that, it's basically the last 10 to walk around with that secret. That's Katie's.

Oh yeah, she's beautiful, yeah. Yeah, body was kickin'. Very natally quomo-ish. Body. Yeah. Yeah. Very sweet fingers. Yeah.

Yeah. Do you want side by side? Side by side. Side by side. Side by side. Thanks for skiing the side by side. I didn't even know that was a thing Side by side. Can we have a sound effect for that side by side? Sierra sky thanks Loo just did a little foley work We don't need them. Yeah so many followers than me

I mean dude Side by side. Whoo. Fucking Dan, I'll do all this stuff. Whoo. Yeah, I guess they have a similar look. What are you talking about, you guess? I guess so.

I thought you were just doing it more because they felt like that. You tell me, squint your eyes, tell me who's who. I, if I'm picking, if I'm picking picking facial facially, I think they're very similar. I actually may say Natalie may have like maybe in pictures like a pretty your face slightly. Cause Katie's got a very like Eastern European like look, but uh, body I'm going to go with, with Katie. Yeah. Yeah.

We're wolf. The underwear wolf. You're under were wolf. Yeah. Do you like all the tattoos? No, you don't know No, it's not my first pick ever anything I mean, it's not it's not something it would make me Not be with somebody especially they had them already. I don't care, but like it's not my now. I wouldn't be my thing

right You know it's because we're talking about the gay stuff. There's so many guys that we know they're in the closet Keith Robinson. Totally. You know, Rich Voss. Absolutely. Rich Voss for sure. Yeah. Ben Bailey.

Ben Bailey. Everybody. David. I'm gonna tell. I'm gonna tell you, David tells Ben in the closet for so long. 12 months for a hundred bucks. There better be some good dick on this. David Tells been in the clouds of a so long 12 months for a hundred bucks There better be some good dick on this wait, let's hang on let's talk about this before we do it Let's do ten dollars get one month for ten bucks for here. Wait a second one month for ten bucks We do how many for a hundred bucks?

12 months of Jason L's We can always pop back in it's a write-off for sure. I mean, dude, I say, I'm putting on the business card. In the fairness of the fans of the bonfire, there are some people out there that might want this. I mean, Lynn God bless, but you're gonna have, at this, in this day and age, please. Okay, if we start the trend, if you join Jason Ellis's only fans now, because we're about to join it for 12 months,

you have to tell, I will vent now. You have to tell him that we sent you I will Venmo Christine $50 so she can buy some coffee. Thank you. I said anytime I owe you guys money I always send it to Christine. 214 pieces of media. Yeah. It's a hundred dollars now here's the thing this is a hundred dollar grab bag. I don't know if this is him fucking his chick which would be great. Let's go. It could just be him corn-hoeing and being corn-hole but I hope it's him and and and Jacob what do you think it's gonna be? I mean he said he's getting his he's getting his A blasted. I do do you do no well

I don't think so no no no I would say that there's guy on guy stuff Yeah, I'm gonna bet there isn't and I will tell you this I do know this from naked roast battle You're about to see a hell of a piece Jacob. I mean one that's really gonna make you go damn. That must be a nice life What about you little what do you think? I think it's gonna be one big cock party. Really? Bunch of cocks. Well, okay. You love that. Why don't you just say you want the password and stop being a bit of a... Yeah, it's just dick. It's just dick. Hey, what about you, Christine? Man, me and Christine just emotionally slowed

answer. This is the hottest I've ever been. You can maybe look at Jason's pictures. I am so much more excited. But can we do one thing? I don't want to look at all of it. I just want a little taste. Yeah, so will the people do like a Jason's cock for every day for a year? I say we go, I want a little taste and then we back out. I think it's both. I think it's both.

I think it's both. I think it's men and women as we hope before. We kind of made a bet now. We have to see enough to see who's right. We'll get to men and women as we hope before we kind of made a bet now now that we have to see enough That's true. We'll get to the point where we see enough fair enough. Okay fair enough We're gonna see I jagged by get it. We'll get to the point where we see a cock. Jacob I'm gonna get to see a cock house. I think everyone's an agreement that that's gonna happen You want to put your blanket on your lap before we do this? Nobody's betting against that

Are you guys excited? This is exciting. I really why am I more excited than this than when you brought up linds? I don't know I'll tell you what cuz linds got no penetration yet. I'm telling you something's in something on Jason's All right, here we go We're gonna do it. We're doing it. We're doing 12 months do it. Well full months a 20% off So much you better go and if you sign up, it's from the bonfire. It's not on your business car. Oh, so my business, my personal.

We have to tell your accountant. Well, then all my only fan subscription. Did Jason L. Wright ask for it? That's great. That's great. That's great. Show your dick. Show your dick.

Oh, I took a picture of the balcony where the weight limit line happened. Hey. Oh, yeah. Oh, wait, took a picture of the balcony where the weight limit line happened. Hey, oh yeah, remember Christine the thing, there's a weight limit at this party. So when you all that part, she went to the picture of the house that happened that like she went to like bad memory lane. No, I just happened to walk by it. I hadn't walked down that street in years. Just taking somebody on the tour of Christine's sadness. This is where I ate my feelings.

Oh, can you please do that? I would love to watch that little mini dog Instagram. I'm just taking somebody on the tour of Christine's sadness. This is where I eat my feelings. Oh, can you please do that? I would love to watch that little mini-dog on Instagram. I am really, I mean, this is where I met Jay for the first time. It was on a stoop. Oh no, that's not really. This will lose y'all that me at Skankfest. Okay.

Okay, hang on, hang on. Slow roll this. Slow. It's just his back slow it down here we go Wow, what a took us he's gonna took a sh he's got a lot of a lot of tattoos to a slow slow slow. Okay Okay, that's a woman There's a woman a half-naked woman here. Oh wait, okay? Okay, oh my god

Oh, wait, okay. Yay. Okay. Oh my god. That. I feel like I shouldn't be watching this. I don't want to watch this. See, now him. I don't want to watch this.

I have a son. Okay, he's fucking a girl so far. Okay. What is he holding? Wait, is that the camera? That's the camera. Can we get another shot at that? Yes, fine.

That's his penis he's holding. Looks like a club. Oh, that was a camera up to. Oh, now actually that's his sponsor. Wait a second. Where's our DMs? It says we'll get a full-length video of that my DMs. By the way, look at all that space between his body and our pussy. When the pecker in between out. He's got a big piece. Yeah, exactly. He would fuck. By the way, that is a pretty pretty military style fuck that was like he was counting off numbers can you do you place your place thought with hope like James headfield

ban you just know how he doesn't that's a balcony right there that's a sad balcony that's a sad balcony that's a little you couldn't go on cuz I was seeing downstairs and he yelled off the balcony there's a weight limit at this front. Everybody. You should have been. Yeah, I guess there is net fucking shanty you live in. Fair enough. It's a beach apartment. Yeah, that's a bungalow. Fair enough. You still want to go in. She still wants to go in that party. Look at her. I made an excuse for her. And she was like, no, it's beach bungalows. It's really nice actually. Yeah, Chubby and that Voonicella wanted to get up on that fucking deck. My friend kicked him out.

I left my friend kicked him out and then I went back and had everybody feeling bad for me that it happened. And then you stopped and fell through the floor. Then you jumped up and down and put right down to the basement. You got a ladle of ice cream. Christine, we've already seen him fuck this shit. That's that. Moving on. Okay, stop. Wait a second. This is a... Lada of ice cream Christine. We've already seen him fuck this shit. That's that moving on Okay, so okay, wait a second. This is a

Just working out. It's just him working out at the gym. Nope. No, we got nothing. I think that this wait a second Joel Silver was explosive with his com shot ending in his face after what? Oh wait, stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop And dirty talking it's so funny because again, I've known Jason for a while now He's and I do know him and doesn't change that I know him is like a very tough masculine like fucking like intimidating guy and he still is But it is funny. You just see that that curtain drop to be like He was hang on we're gonna go tickle this guy's Calculate it, but the guy that he's doing it Do is more manly than him. Yeah, she makes Chips look a little feminine. It makes it look like that's Joe list

See go on he's tickling his packer. Oh, by I don't like it. Oh It's so weird Tapping out we have one year of this All right guys really are good at giving head I've been with the best We have to say you guys gonna do all that looking and talking Christine this guy kisses better than you Yeah, guys you're kissing guys I'm gonna fuck Jason L's like I see a right in rows to just sensual lover Guys, but look at Jason fuck me look how good he reacts sure look how good

He has good reaction to getting his dick suck to Jason. He's really giving like the Dude guys just turning before me guys doing the dick sucking machines We just drop our tongues and go Check it out That's a piece this is why asking Jason to do the naked roast. He's always like sure He was wearing that hat yesterday. God damn, probably had cockle over and you touched the jacket. All right, Christine, relax.

Geez Louise. I mean, that's his soft dinger. Yeah, you should wear. Wear. Yeah, well, some of you dig off and you'll lose 20 pounds. Yes. Oh, wait a second. Is that a guy?

That is a sex swing. I think it is a guy. Do you guys smell that guy on the sex? He's in front of his backyard. I smell ham. Are you having a stroke? Do you smell ham? Is there a ham party happening here?

Go on. I got to see fuck swing gay sex. I don't know about this. All right, guys. What? Who is that? Is that a genius year? What?

What? I hope Jason's got privacy, some privacy planting, they're not sorry. Tom Ford, those are expensive underwear. Well, you need, get under wear to hold that fucking wall. Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop What? A WOOOOOOH!

OOOH! Did he pop a load? No, look what he's doing in the back part! Yeah, he's fucking his ass, I see that! Oh, that does nothing to you! I want to know if he was cut- Now look, now he's porkin' a hot chick Oh wow

I mean a very healthy sex life right here Dude, three hot chicks three hot chicks maybe four. Yeah Yeah, that's the thing do you yeah first of all you're dicks that big you can't just put it in one gender Everyone's got to get a little Everybody thanks for listening that was just a portion of our actual serious XM radio show. If you want the whole thing, the whole damn thing, go to seriousexam.com slashbomb fire for a special offer. That's right.

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