The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Our Hearts Will Go On

Episode Date: September 7, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And now back to the bonfire with Big J. Ocarus in and Dan Soder. I'm so... of memories. of memories. I could do a man! Titanic go to America in five minutes! Jack Dawson. What else do we get here? We have to get you right that one down. You jump high, jump right. Good evening and welcome to the Bonfire Titanic trivia game. Never before in the history of radio has a contest of such magnitude taking place.
Starting point is 00:01:04 James Cameron's Titanic is widely regarded as the greatest movie ever made. It is both historical document and love story, action and adventure film and romance classic. Titanic is, in effect, the perfect combination of both left brain and right brain attractors. Our contestants today were selected not only for their knowledge of this cinematic masterpiece, but for their unique attraction to the movie. Will a history buff be enough? Or will love Rain Supreme? I pointed at Jacob then I pointed at Christine.
Starting point is 00:01:38 I like that. We're about to find out on tonight's bonfire Titanic trivia game. Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Now, let's introduce our contestants. Our first participant is a satellite radio producer and hails from New York City by way of Redondo Beach. She claims to have seen the movie 13 times in the theater when it came out. She refers to the ending of the movie as when Jack and Rose meet in Titanic Heaven. Please welcome Christine Marie Evans. Hi, happy to be here. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:02:22 She has no confidence. That's your dog. You better get your dog By this 50 bucks. Christine. This is your 50 for dinner tonight You win you eat you win you eat you got lion heart rules You now Christine I bet He gonna kill you She goes wrong bet
Starting point is 00:02:54 Judges can I interrupt and ask that you tell Christine not to look at pictures of Titan Told me to look at the picture to put on the screen and I have the images and now I want to put a different picture on Is that what you're doing? Yes, damn there's real heat in the room. Jacob's about to take out all of his vengeance on Jay on Christine. And? Fingert just towards me. Does he? No kidding. Fucking kidding.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Keep going, Blackler. And our next contestant is also a satellite radio producer. He begrudgingly hails from Astoria Queens is currently battling roaches and rats in his building Oh, it's got a lot to it and seems to have been a nerd about the ship even before the movie came out like a dork Please welcome Jacob Batat It's the Admiral I call them the Admiral the fog or dog. That's my dog dude. I feel nothing but knowledge The fog or dog that's my dog dude. I feel nothing but knowledge I love it that he is clubber line to Christine's Rocky. She's in a nice apartment in the sky
Starting point is 00:03:52 Singing along and then he's just like Doing Phillips and is the story of apartment with rats all over the place This energy is there way to get the energy up of this. Yeah, did you make a snazier Opening not opening, but I mean, just some fucking good opening. Did it's Jews more juiced up? Dude, Jane, I got money on the line. I'm kinda digging this.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Hey, you're trying to low those the sleeps, you can strike. This is Titanic, you can't mess with Selenity on Masterpiece. Oh! I'm so... of memories. What the hell? I'm so... of memories. What the hell? Ocean memories? It's my mother's saying.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Titanic! Titanic! Titanic! Titanic! Titanic! Titanic! Titanic! Titanic!
Starting point is 00:04:40 Titanic! Titanic! Titanic! Titanic! Titanic! Titanic! Titanic! Titanic! Titanic! Oh, I get it. You did your voice over on two different beginnings. One now. Different music. God, ready for it. You jump high, jump right. I like this shit.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Feel this shit. Oh, there we go. Shout out to his family. You both don't know, excuse me. You both know the rules, but for our listeners at home and on the road, we're going to ask the contestants a question, and if they get it right, it's worth one point. If they get it wrong, the other contestants will have a chance to steal by answering it
Starting point is 00:05:16 correctly. The contestants with the most points at the end of the game will be our winner. Christine, should you answer correct, you'll hear this sound. Christine. Flying. Flying. Every time she gets that right. Flying. Flying.
Starting point is 00:05:38 And Jacob, should you answer correctly, you will hear this sound. From the dream of the world. Very good. Should should either of you answer incorrectly you will both hear the following drop Brother far corn all right good luck to you both Christine Evans let's get ready to Titanic. Let's begin with you. Let me just say this though Let's get ready to Titanic. Let's begin with you. Let me just say this though Your introduction about me is a little miss little wrong. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna confess something to all of you My whole life since 1997. I've said yeah, I love the movie, but I love the historical part. I Love all of it. I love I love the history. I love the romance and I love I love I love the history. I love the romance and I love
Starting point is 00:06:32 Selen Dion's immortal classic my heart will go on forever now black. Lou, do you love letting Jacob almost see the questions in the back of that paper? He's not seeing the thing while Christine's all the way across the room playing fair and square for 50 bucks. Yeah, I'm not looking at anything Jacob, I don't think anyone doubted that you love the Jack and Rose love story too. Yeah, I did always assume that was a lot of it. Oh really? Yeah, I thought I covered pretty well. You know? You know, it's more of the titanic facts. I'm more into the decent, how the, you know, how fueled the ship, how the ship was ran.
Starting point is 00:07:01 But also, two young beautiful people falling in love. Between two different classes. I gotta say Kate wins the very pretty girl. Little hippie for what her age was supposed to be. No? All right, moving on. Get some real Midwestern hips on that. A couple of breeders on her, you know what I'm saying? Is if I'm a farmer, I'm happy with the outcome of children. Oh yeah, ha, gorgeous. Yeah Got big old milk bags on her two babies going eat thick like a mint thick like a minute tar go ahead black blue my apologies
Starting point is 00:07:32 Yeah, I have a I have a trippy game to win Christine now you do not embarrass our family Okay All right Christine Okay. Alright, Christine. At around two hours and thirty minutes, an elderly couple seen hugging on the bed while water floods their room were famously known as Who? Fuck, I know this. It's crazy. It's based on a real couple.
Starting point is 00:07:59 It's crazy. Uh, uh, Rivey, I want to say Macy's, but no. That's correct? No, it's not. Macy's but no. That's correct. No, it's not. Macy's isn't correct. No, you need their name. You can't run the mouth of the bill. Oh, hold on.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Now hold on. I know they are for the who you asked for their name. Okay, come on. No, he said her famously known as who? She doesn't know the name. She doesn't know the name. It seems like the Macy's family. I think you hit her with the rose, and I got money on this,
Starting point is 00:08:28 but I think that's a correct one. I would have given that to you, Jacob. I do. The judges are sitting here. Jan and I are the judges, and it's a unanimous decision. I didn't know that at all. I had no fucking idea. I had no shame.
Starting point is 00:08:39 But her knowing it was Macy's, hit her with it, Lou. She's getting fling. Jan. Jane. Jane. Jane. Aida and the- Yeah, girl. Yeah. Now, Jacob, now. Now, Jacob, now.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Now, Jacob, you can stun Toner. You can stun Toner, Jacob. Thank you. At least give me that. Yeah. It was Aida and Isador Strauss. Isador was the founder of Macy's. His body was recovered.
Starting point is 00:09:02 I thought that was her body. It was her body. It was not by the way. They don't tell you that in the movie. You have to know that as a historical fact of the ship. So that's actually shouldn't be included in this game. And she's standing there with you. I didn't get credit for it.
Starting point is 00:09:14 I'm just saying. All right. Yeah, I'm giving everyone a little extra. But Jay, come back me up. They don't tell you that in the movie. That what? That they're the Nases. I didn't know. They don't tell you that's who they're based on you
Starting point is 00:09:26 I just know that that's a historical fact that they were based on So I just not raised the old bed from the bed That don't we've been so Chris. I'm taking are they're the people who I gave me a hundred dollar credit card When I was 17 and then ruined my life till I was 30. I'll tell you what they were they got me molested by Santa Claus 30 I tell you what they were they got me molested by Santa Claus. Yeah, I'll tell you who made me The person who hired a man and he fucking took my innocence You know fucking in a Peter Cod tail outfit ain't no fucking miracle I'm gonna go to the street. It's a blowjob at a broom closet Before Disney got in
Starting point is 00:09:58 For Disney got there cleaned it all up All right, so it's Christine one point Jacob question number question number two first question for Jacob fired up black Louis Jacob where did Jack grow up? Chippewa falls with You're doing great DJ look You're keeping track of the yeah black Louis keep it score. It's old DJ if it's not this one It must be this one Lou Do you want me to keep score since you're reading the questions?
Starting point is 00:10:29 You win mind so yeah, it's one to one one one They keep a score. Yeah, one one. Okay, let me tell you Christine I hate to not make me sweat she got that first one right and it's not even in the movie It's not that makes me happy. I should really fuck down makes me happy. Which, I should've really built it. I fucked on these odds, I'm glad I didn't give a point spread. Which, which really means that they meant, the trivia was meant for their names and not the, what they did, but leave it at that.
Starting point is 00:10:55 What, man? Alright, question number three. Procrastine. Question number three, what gift does Cal give to Rose? Hard of the ocean. Can it be more specific? The heart of the ocean necklace? Thank you. Uh.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Flang! Damn it. Damn Christine, if I walk it through these. I mean Christine, I underestimated you and I apologize. Well the heart of the ocean. What a softball question. That was a softball. That was a softball.
Starting point is 00:11:23 I'm watching how she's answering how she's answering these is what's Making me didn't we order a heart of the ocean? No, you guys are supposed to yeah, we're supposed to do a ton of stuff Christine We we bent the brain of the last guy that tried to go back in time and see all the bits. We didn't finish Committed to a special house Talking to TVs and shit. Yeah, dude. You you think thet's a problem for you guys this guy's too big fucking problem Jacob she's looking at pictures of Forget the site He's gonna walk through this and he is realized who's looking at part of the oceans to be supposed to order one to whenever I supposed to get one
Starting point is 00:12:04 Yeah, yeah, there it is I'm gonna have part of the oceans to be supposed to order one. When are we supposed to get one? Yeah. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, there you go. Order it, dude. You know, give him my credit card. A lot cheaper. So we did this already. Now we're going to just like everything.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Remember Chicago Dix? Oh, with inflation though. That means hard. Oh, dude, they're bringing it in right now. They're bringing this fucking turntable in right now. Shut up. Dude, please come in here Jake and Jacob it's your nemesis Jacob
Starting point is 00:12:38 Champions perform in tough situations you got your fucking nemesis basically taunting us through the window situations. You got your fucking Nemesis basically taunting us through the window putting the deer. I mean a competition right now. I've been prepping for this. Is Rocky go out of the ring to beat somebody up? No, God damn right. Well that in Rocky 5 he did. Also you weren't supposed to prep. Okay question number if Jacob's been prepping. Three or four. Question four for Jacob. Ready? Question. Jacob, who is Jack's best friend? What's his name? Brazil We're walking through these at this point Chris Christine you ready?
Starting point is 00:13:14 Fucking hit her, but Christine how much does Kyle want to pay Jack for helping Rose get back on the ship? $50,000 Sorry, that's incorrect $50,000. $50,000. $50,000. $50,000. Sorry, that's incorrect. Jacob, would you like to steal? I think a 20 should do it. Yes, $20. I'm taking the world!
Starting point is 00:13:35 Damn, Jacob's almost going heal at this point. It was $20. You said $50,000. Oh, I didn't know what we were thinking about. And I didn't realize it was when she was about to jump on a car I just kind of guessed a number I panicked I panicked sorry the Titanic cost $50,000 Jacob next question what did older Rose call the Titanic?
Starting point is 00:14:04 A slave ship taking her back to American chains. Older Rose? I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Oh, yes! Christine, yes, Christine. Old older Rose, what did she call the Titanic? What are you talking about? That's the line she says. That's what young Rose is not what I have here. Christine.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Older Rose says that to the group. I'm right. That's what she's saying. You can't fill a bus through on J.P.R.E. like this. I don't group. I'm right. That's what she saying that you can't fill a bus throw a jumper Like I don't know I'm with Jacob. I don't know what would be Since you both have it wrong from what I'm understanding. It's called the ship of dreams No, what the the question was what the she call it? She said the movie they say people called Titanic the ship of green of dreams Oh, yeah, so for me it was a slave. I have the people for say people called Titanic the ship of green of dreams. Oh wait a second for me was a slave
Starting point is 00:14:45 I have the people for the people listening at home. I have the scene right here. It's called the ship of dreams Did you guys long that was perfect? When I was a young juicy woman I would call it the ship of dreams. They have dead-infantilism, please. Sorry, when I was a young woman, I was very hippy. He was a... Oh, he's lazy. A slave ship on the thing with the thing and the thing with Jacob's head.
Starting point is 00:15:18 I caught it on the start. Uh, wait. A slave ship on the thing... Oh, uh. I demand credit for that question. They might as well start pounding on the thing up I Demand for that course are pounding on the glass of the hockey game if this tech crew Where's the ones gonna build that fucking turn tape? We're gonna have a fucking gang shooting in here on fucking Monday because that is not gonna work right? Yeah, well we brought it into the studio. Why isn't it working we set it down? I think it's looking like we're just gonna have to throw that question out that question
Starting point is 00:15:46 I'm a thousand percent right about that question The she says people call Titanic the ship of dreams But for me it was a slave ship taking me back to American bird Listen buddy if we were right about all our questions, no, let's we get yelled at by our wives And I wish you the best the luck we're throwing the question out next question I get another question Yeah, if you both got it. That's fair throwing the question out next question. Alright so I get another question then. Yeah if you guys both got it, you get it. That's fair. Moving on to the next question.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Who chased Jack and Rose after the drawing scene? Um...it was uh...Kal's uh...guy...hold on. I need a name. I know I'm forgetting and blanking on his name Spicer love joy. Oh, that's absolutely correct If wow that was even cool the way you did it. Yeah, I don't even know any more The kingdom hold on let me let me astral project to the bottom of the ocean Spicer love joy He was you know what Lou go ahead and just hit that X button because Spicer Love Joy. I am forgetting a major character's name just because I'm blanking right now.
Starting point is 00:16:51 That's fine. That's fine. The pressure is on, Lou. It's totally fine. The H is on. No, it's like my own face. No, I can't remember. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:16:58 The heat is on. The Christine. The Christine. The Christine. You've already made us look like fools once. Christine. Don't do it again. I'll try.
Starting point is 00:17:07 You're right there, you're striking this time. I'll sway off. Danny, can we get a score update, please, sir? It is currently Jacob IV, Christine II, but Christine has a question right now to make it to shorten the lead to 4-3. Christine, what was the name of the boat that rescued their survivors? What was the name of the boat that rescued their survivors? Kaepernia
Starting point is 00:17:30 Isn't that it? Snickering tells me. Oh damn it. I smell those people now. Hold on. iceberg right ahead. Jacob would you like to steal the carpathia? Damn five two Have you watched this movie in once Christine?
Starting point is 00:17:52 And by the way Christine you're getting fucking close. I mean I was close She's close That's it. He wasn't close. Carpania Carpati. Yeah, that's close tomato tomorrow Oh, that's the beat. That's the pie! Yeah! Let's go. When Jack is invited to the first class dinner by Cal
Starting point is 00:18:12 and is helped by Molly Brown, what does she describe it as being? The last thing you'll ever do? The pits? The worst experience ever, the snake pit. The snake pit. That's correct. Damn. Christine, you need to get this one. You need to get this next one to stay alive.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Christine, what according to Jack, does Rose seem like a Talented girl a Reserves girl an outdoor girl an Indoor girl an indoor girl. That's correct Only three behind It gets a little proud when I get him right, huh? Jacob gets a little proud when I get him right You think's the ones you're getting right are ridiculously easy Jacob that was a decent one
Starting point is 00:19:12 What branch of the Dawson's does John Jacob aster think that Jack is from Jingleheimer Schmitz Boston Dawson's The Boston Dawson's yeah, I think I feel like Lou knows a lot about this and he's not telling us why because he keeps hitting the right buttons Right Oh, fuck I thought you know Who is confident I love her a nautical bullshit love stories. Yeah, if I could read better Maybe catch it all the time that better be be a drop. If I could read better.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Christine. Yes. According to Love It, how thick are the windows in the submarines? Oh God, he's so easy. He's going full of them. Three meters. I'm from Sparta. Jacob, to steal. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Just have foreign measurements to do that. Hold on. Nine inches. That's going to be a big kick in the world. Damn, dude. It is currently eight to three. Christine, this is a one where... How did Jacob go to eight? We haven't had a question.
Starting point is 00:20:26 He takes your wrong answers. Hey Christine, who shot Tommy and then killed himself? I don't know who Tommy is. I can't. Jacob, who's Tommy? He's a joke. I can't. Jacob who's Tommy's joke? Tommy Ryan their friend Jack's friend that they meet on the Titanic. I'll give you that much. Do I do I just answer this?
Starting point is 00:20:57 Yeah, I swear. Please deal sir. Uh, she doesn't know who Tommy is officer Murdock. That's correct. Uh, she doesn't know who Tommy is officer Murdock. That's correct. Oh That's a guy that salutes. Okay Okay, is it okay? Hundred dollars. It's okay. It's okay. 50 50. I give you odds I should have taken him you did. I I know I said shouldn't have. Yeah. Man, you did money line. You'd be crushed right now.
Starting point is 00:21:27 All right. Is this for... Can I just say this? I didn't just want to win this game. I wanted to destroy. And... And... And that's what I've come here.
Starting point is 00:21:37 That's what I'm doing. You're up 9-3. I hope it continues. Question for Jacob. Jacob finished this line. Outwardly, I was everything a well-broad up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming. God damn he's right.
Starting point is 00:21:54 What the fuck, in King of the World over here, 10-3? Christine, next question's up for you. Honestly, this is where everything can turn. Grab some Momo, get a question, hit a shot. I hope you enjoyed your lunch. Is this your last meal of the day? You're gonna be good. Jacob's got, I mean, J does dance mom punishments with Christine.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Christine, you're not eating any more than I, you know what, we gotta do after this. When we come back, because it would be brief. Not the ventriloquism, the other thing from A.G.T. Oh, the most annoying thing in the world? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, guys stay tuned, where A.G.T. coming up. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:22:34 I'm sorry. The guys are in a reward. You don't worry, Dan brought it up, so it's fine. I'm a mole. After that, a pedophile catch. Christine. Christine. Yes. What color is Rose's dress when she wants to jump off the end of the boat?
Starting point is 00:22:53 Red. That's correct. Flying fashion. Guy. Ten four. If you were all fashion questions. Jacob. Jack Dawson's profession uses his artistic ability. He shows his drawings to Rose.
Starting point is 00:23:09 What country does he say most of his models? This is easy, I know this. Paris, uh, friends. Correct. Yeah, I knew that. Drone away from French girls. Everyone knows that. Everyone knows that one scene we've smacked to. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Yeah, you're in the back of the fucking house. You're so hipp to. Yeah, dude. Yeah, you're back in the lock. You are so happy. Christine? Yes. Yes. Who has to enter the time of the collision in the log? Murdoch. Correct.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Captain. It was correct. She's fine, dude. She guessed. She really is. I know. It's the guy that did that. But she didn't know that Murdoch was the name of that person. I'm sorry I got that completely wrong. Yeah, she's wrong there. Oh, no Jacob. Would you like to steal?
Starting point is 00:23:56 I try Hold on damn, we're really thinking about this stuff. We're about to stump old fucking cat and a head over here We've got the stump old fucking cat and a head over here Christine remember how high we held our heads walking out of here when I unloaded on Jacob on What you got Roadhouse trivia Remember when I just buried him in Roadhouse trivia and we walked with our heads at high we are walking with our heads equally as low today. Jake, I'm going against Jacob Batah in Titanic trivia. Titanic movie trivia.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Yeah, that's crazy. Girl flip. Going up against you in Roadhouse trivia, you watched Roadhouse on repeat. No one wants to hear your bullshit sad stories. I like that, Jacob. That felt good to say. No one wants to hear your orfran any bullshit. I'm telling. I'm telling your orphan any. Nobody wants to hear you tell my orphan any bullshit. Your mom used to get home late. Oh, I didn't have cable.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Jacob, you're winning this one. Why is not winning is not enough for him. He's a dog. He needs the dominate. Sure. I humiliated you in Roadhouse trivia. But that has nothing has anything to do with the fact that you are Destroying my family today in this Mm-hmm, did you want to steal Jacob? Why is it he can't lose right? Yeah, you know, is he thinking you read the question again? Absolutely Yeah, I need a who has to enter the time of the collision in the log I think it's one of the two and I get to just pick one. I think it's awesome. I'm gonna go with murder.
Starting point is 00:25:30 I don't think I'm right. Light taller. Hey, you just a murderer. That's a good fuck. You had it right. Ah, you should also say fuck. You should say fuck. It was a sixth officer moody. That's right.
Starting point is 00:25:42 That's what I said. Oh, that's pretty cool. That's what I said. Oh, that's pretty cool Hey, it's me, Josh and I jammed all right Now I'm forever gonna be known for getting that wrong forever You know make a nasa mistake on this team perfection is Restriable put it on your resume because if not, I'm going to call behind you and let him know.
Starting point is 00:26:09 Hi, Dan, so you better leave with that. Hi, Dan, so to reference number two. Screamed up a pretty big titanic question. Christine, what song does Rose sing while she stares up at the starry sky, on the on the door floating in the freezing water Jacob would you like to steal sir material girl? Jesus that's correct. Yeah, it's what it was a material girl. No, it's come Josephine Please don't it's an uncle Luke song
Starting point is 00:26:58 Me You put the pussy Josephine up the pussy You got that tight I Was No jackpot that pussy pussy That pussy pussy That was our song Oh, come Josephine you slut Josephine come on my chin Bust you pussy on my face I'm gonna rock out I'm gonna rock out
Starting point is 00:27:34 I'm gonna rock out I'm gonna rock out Bum bum bum Bust that pussy Josephine Yeah, sorry, I'm gonna write this You better pop Josephine They both are just like We've got that booty sizzling Dr, eat, drinkin' lean, give, drink.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Ah. We're on Jacob, correct? Sizzler? Yes. Jacob, what type of dance were Rose and Jack doing during the party in the third class section? Fucking... Lombard, you need to prevent dance.
Starting point is 00:28:05 They were doing Lombard. Nancy, Nancy, it's the cabbage patch. Oh, I don't think that's right, Jacob. Pops are in the back. Wait, what was your answer? What are you answer? He said the Irish jig. No, man.
Starting point is 00:28:21 I'm going to turn it to her. Oh, man. And by the way, speaking for Hoffmey half me family. It's a racist Falker all your street. You're seeing would you like to steal? Can't play dance you don't want to steal the kid and play dance the kid and play dance The polka dude are you can tell me you can't do the kid and play dance the polka music? Guys can you guys hold on real second? I need a real sense a crease moment with Jacob to the kid and play dance to poker music. Hold on. Is that a polka? Oh, look. Oh, look. Guys, can you guys hold on real second?
Starting point is 00:28:46 I need a real sensei crease moment, which I cut. What is this? What is this? He is sweeping away. You guys pop him with that. You guys pop him with that. He's not moving in the room. But top.
Starting point is 00:29:00 No sensei. Damn, he's about to go there, going for the kill. Hey, look, polka. Chris, and you get a stayed home today. That's polka. No sense it. Damn he's about to go there going for the kill Hey look Boca Chris and you get a state home today. That's polka. Yeah, that is polka. That's not polka. It's called you put the the ordinary minds You're telling me this is fucking polka There's an accordion there's polka This is an Irish
Starting point is 00:29:24 They do in an Irish dude. It actually looks like they're that wild and wonderful whites. This is why I'm right. I'm telling you right now Leo probably just had to fight off so many molestation attempts. Well they're saying it's the polka. Fine polka. Christine. That's where the Yor Mosh pits right here.
Starting point is 00:29:42 That's what the Yoramash Pits right here. What was the reason Ruth wanted Rose to marry Cal? Money. Can you be more specific? Dead. Flying! I'm flying! Oh yes, we are flying. We are flying through the questions.
Starting point is 00:30:02 Right now the score is Jacob Krostein as five. Is she out of it? I don't know, I just playing with him. She's mathematically out of it. Softball question if you ask me. Damn, that was a softball question. I mean it was right, right? You were right.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Yeah. Jacob. What's the name of the guy who's ticket for the Titanic? Jack won They won both in the poker games fan and Olaf Correct rocket up shot out to his family Christine if you aren't if you're not currently cutting behind my back you should start cutting yourself Also, you should wait. There's only one way to relieve this kind of humiliation and it's through bloodletting. It should be pretty excited that I don't know more
Starting point is 00:30:48 than Jacob about that. Not in game time, in practice for sure. You would hate your life if I knew as much about football as Dan knew about football. What the fuck is that, man? You would not like your life if I knew as much about football as Dan knew about football. Well, I'm sorry that I know.
Starting point is 00:31:05 Like as he watches more than just the Niners? Of course, yeah. Yeah, watch all day, baby. Son of the sun down, oh, one VM game, four VM game, VM game, VM game, man and I football, there's an I football, I live about a football red zone, red zone up your P hole. Watch every game. Yeah, don't.
Starting point is 00:31:24 And then it'll throw on some college on Saturday Shout out to Shane kill us. I'm sorry about your Notre Dame fighting Irish losing at Ohio State watch the whole game Riveted LSU losing on a fucking extra point last night Crazy Craig Ray Clemson blown out Georgia Tech love it football is back Craig right Clems and blown out George Tech love it football is back Emily here is that she's like a super huge fan of the Steelers. Yeah, and it's time super We'll see you to like football information coming at me from a girlfriend was like new, you know, yeah mind numbing Me all sports talk done Damn we're going by doing this
Starting point is 00:32:05 By the way, I want all women who are listening to know that I would I'd never let on that I know anything about Titanic. I don't think it's cool But I have to win About the grid iron by the way, I think it's not sexy for a guy I think you've turned I think it you're wrong. I think a lot of women are turned on out there right now that you know this much the year that sensitive There they are there right now Look at Jen's sturger and somebody else. Oh look. There's smashing their tits against the glass Spongebob has you girls. Oh wait. No, this is your enemy motion is balls because he's kicking us out of my nap spot
Starting point is 00:32:42 Damn, dude, I live dude out of my nap spot damn dude alright live dude damn I can't believe we were getting fucking getting DJ booth out of another studio my god we're talking about him more tomorrow but black dude there's no DJs yeah well they're coming LL Cool J has got to vendetta against us first studio five now this studio yeah he comes because goes where and why boys at because you think I'm going to hurt you because I did well where they at now
Starting point is 00:33:06 Throw a DJ booth and they're letting us up. Well, both of you and Dan always christened the DJ booth by playing with it and rubbing our weeners on it We will do tumble rugs. Oh, yeah Let that thing be in here tomorrow and let them know deep as blue my head is like a shark's fin Yeah, you know my weeners like a fucking finger to scratch break it break it break it rip My weeners like a fucking finger to scratch Rick and Rick and Rick and Rick and rip Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep in coal, though. There you go. Christine. How did Rose die? Old age. She choked on the heart of the ocean. All right, this is not in the movie. This was on one of those. This was on one of those. A lot of people say she don't actually show her death, but you assume that she just throws the heart of the ocean off the ship and dies of old age peace whener sleep that night and then she goes out to Titanic. Okay, I got in her sleep. Yeah, I think that's right. Yeah. Oh,
Starting point is 00:34:13 she got it. Christine, wow, you got it. They didn't even give me she you have gotten so few right that he gave you Jacob's win sign. You play that's it. There's no more question. Yeah, that was a five point question, so did I win. No, you still lost 13 to 10. Everyone's working one. Throw it at me. I mean, is the game over? Yeah, Jacob, you know what?
Starting point is 00:34:32 Why do you take a victory lap? Go ahead. This is it, dude. Throw them all at me. Just pass fire, man. Finish the quote from Rose. I don't see what all the fuss is about. It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania.
Starting point is 00:34:42 All right, I'm done. You got on. It's enough of this shit. Yeah. Fucking black loser's blackness. Yeah, that's all these questions. He's fading like back to the future. He's like, it is you are.
Starting point is 00:34:53 It's your cousin, black Lou Berry. It's black stew. You know that time you've been looking for? Well, listen, it is. It's the moment. Yeah. Can I just say, this was a big moment for me. I know that time you've been looking for. Well listen, it is Yeah, can I just say this was a big moment for me good way to enjoy this wind But we're sorry losing respect you. I saw this in question Well, I mean, I think we have a whole ending to it, don't we? Christine was not a worthy adversary
Starting point is 00:35:19 No, I got some right That's not a worthy adversary. Let's come back. Let's... We do the sleeve down here. My mother's moving in. I practice the thing where the learn will come back. Am I doing it, Lou? I shouldn't raise my eyebrows at the end. That looks weird if you're not talking and just raise your eyebrows for no reason. Promise me that you won't give up.
Starting point is 00:36:14 No matter what happens, promise me now, Rose. I promise. And never let go of that promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go of that promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go. We'll be right back, everybody. It's the wrong fire. Domination. Pure Domination.
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