The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Rich Boy Summer

Episode Date: April 15, 2021

After what feels like a 5 year wait, the new Chet Hanks song "White Boy Summer" has finally come. Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer D...etails Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.comWhite Boy Summer: #CrackleCrackle

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's Dan Soder and Big J. Oakerson. Welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. We'll have new episodes every morning, Tuesday through Friday. If you want more Bonfire, you can always hear our full show every day on Series XM. You can go to seriousexem.com slash Bonfire for a special three month offer. The Bonfire! the bomb fire said said
Starting point is 00:00:36 when little chat hangs was like madah wouldn't be able to grow up and be the next snow and she was like you can't Chester you are in private school here in Beverly Hills. Chester you're gonna learn polo dude I found out did you know you went to Northwestern? Chet Hanks? University. Yeah Northwestern University. Do you want scholars? Someone tagged a tweet where someone was like, hey, remember the time that Chet Hanks fell asleep and was snoring so loud in lecture that the professor had to stop the class and you're like, yeah I mean, that's totally who he was in college. For sure. He was like, oh, yo, excuse me professor. I'm sorry You just not mad with it. You just not ill with it. What was I?
Starting point is 00:01:24 Well, drop that girl stabbed her in the head and start fucking getting new ass right away. So I get new ass dropped a music video. Did not stab to the head, did not slow him down. Stab to the head and unleash the beast. Yeah, actually, he just laid out a little bit of steam. So this guy can really party down now. Well, we've been waiting for this. I would probably say five years for this bonfire world music video world premiere. No, new've been waiting for this. I would probably say five years for this bonfire world music video world premiere. No, no, he's he's gone off the radar. He went to rehab. He changed his life for a while. He turned over to God. Check the time stamp.
Starting point is 00:01:53 We were on the chat hanks train before anyone else. I've been working here guys remember for 10 years. 10 years. Remember, well, you know, it's funny. I was watching the intervention yesterday, the new episode of intervention, which by the way, spoiler alert, don't watch it. If you haven't, she gets clean. Good for her. No, I know. Right. No, no, no. She didn't run away.
Starting point is 00:02:14 It wasn't even like a slight relapse. She's just smooth sailing. But she was clean for a while when the show started. It was about when COVID hit. She went back into the fucking thing. And that's what happened when COVID hit. Fucked up a lot of that. Yeah, Chad Hayes, his wigger came back out.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Do you think that's what provoked it? He was at home, and he was like, I gotta get outside. I've gotta keep doing the things I was doing. I was learning. I was growing as a, yeah, I yo. Yeah, yo, yo, yo, regression back into mom. Oh, yo, mom is for. What's up, mom? Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, regression back into my Yo, wrong as form. What's up, mom? Oh, yo
Starting point is 00:02:50 Yo, dad is having it again. Oh, I'm doing it again. That's his exercise Get out of this Your mother be smacking booties in hell out of this your mother be smacking booties in hell Yo is me just a just a cheeto oh he out there oh you are on the nut Jesus I'm on the nut
Starting point is 00:03:12 oh yo man Jesus Yo daddy take me to my green mile oh he he ha buram bum bum bum bum bum bum bum buram bum bum that's him speaking in tongues
Starting point is 00:03:23 Sadam bum bum I've never heard this language before what is this ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah You know you so well all the smoke it chit hinks with all right, well hold now Christine Yeah, yeah back up back up already by the way watch them throw a football watch them throw a football in the first scene and you're like that I don't know I go through mute so you guys can get a feel before we know we want to get hit with it We'll shut up and we'll backtrack. We'll shut the fuck up. I'll give it a minute. Uh. Oh boy, it's all out of the boys. It's got to do this.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Yeah. His dad was was kept from buzzing buddies. I know. I know, dude. The white done not it. I know. I know his dad told him love with a mermaid, dude. Yeah. Yeah, dude, and then he's like
Starting point is 00:04:29 Yeah, Joe fought the volcano. Remember when he was under those lights and he had brain fog Guess what happened? This is Chad Hanks as he goes. Yo, my brain fog is weed smoke White boy done data everybody knows that I got a rich papa Christine by the way already I promise you when I go on my Spotify it'll be played 30,000 times. Yeah, you're gonna walk in It's just him I just can't but he help but things Significantly oh for some musically talented the fell dog yeah we absolutely he knows what he's doing more yeah and it's a well shot music video his timing was incredible even if what he knows how to do more is to farm out you know
Starting point is 00:05:16 and what he knows to do better is to farm out the stuff you don't know instead of just going like that was my point yeah so I'm saying instead of you doesn't listen fell dog doesn't listen to anybody this guy listens Yeah, he was let me make the beat to you you he goes to say this and chat hangs goes. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, that's Yo, that's ill. I'm gonna be the bit. I'm gonna be the white boy done. Don't know Oh, this guy smart to be including including some fats in there too back up a little Christine where you just were There was a real fucking just a tube a lady Well, he's dressed he's dressed like a cholo most of it. He's got the cac
Starting point is 00:05:48 Cholo right there That's so just like how everybody in California dresses Okay, Christine like long shorts and long socks and like dicky shirts on the beach Christine. It's true Okay, fine. It's true. It's not good style. It's horrible every everybody dressed like a chola I mean, they had a bit out there. I don't know if I've seen I say white guys just like chola time by the beach though. We've been LA. That's a different thing So beach white people all dressed like Mexican gang Christine, I think you're forgetting about the time that Janai beat King in the duck. Yeah, down the courts
Starting point is 00:06:24 So remember you gave me your jeopardy money? Yes. But we did it. We won, but you weren't there. You fucking left the hotel. And I was looking for a new house for my family. I will never bring you water when you searched in our bed. Sticky brothers, we're going to kill you guys.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Do you want to hear more of this? Yes. Yes. White. Boy. The mother fucking ladder bitches on the day. Hey, I have a partner. You know what I'm saying? Real 16. That's on P. I'm out.
Starting point is 00:07:00 I'm out. It's like talking like it's like gang code. That's what bugs me at the end where he's like it's on pee. Haha daddy I love you Con callin Please call me. I think we had a misunderstanding at Thanksgiving Me neither about your girlfriend. She's Sam. It seems like a nice girl the real tell of
Starting point is 00:07:21 Wrap though really changing to whatever this has become now real tell of rap though really changing to whatever this has become now. Why this is acceptable now is because you don't have to make a song longer than two minutes and 22 seconds. No, it's 222. Shout out Corey. You genuinely don't have to. Like the songs on our supposed to be short. Yeah, there are no like long. Everyone just lives in like these two minutes. Like we're saying like Cushie 6 9's never made a song more than like two minutes long It's crazy that he learned to talk like that from watching movies No, he watched his father become those characters and now he himself knows how to become You go so immersive I mean that's not this somewhere. I'm gonna this somewhere. I'm a half Jamaican half-white guy
Starting point is 00:08:01 Who's really proud of both actually on the outside? I might look like I'm actually a light skin Jamaican that's how I'm playing it Oh boy, so I think if you don't mind I have to slip in the character. Sorry. Boy, I guess. I'm done. I'm done. Yeah man that's got to be very annoying Jacob if you're the kid that grew up next to him and you're like, hey, crazy. Hey Chester.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Remember when you borrowed my super Nintendo game and ever give it back to me. Yeah, he's like, yeah That's what it's like growing up in our neighborhood Yeah, some of the kids my bar your toys not getting back She got so many more you forgot to just get it back dog growing up on a travel soccer team I could only stay where my dad had Mary-Ott points. Yeah, I always had the best equipment for all my sports teams, my athletes. Yo, I never had two pants and cleats that were the same. My school was so white, I was the third fastest. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Yeah, dude, it's a confidence that I am in awe of to take your shirt off on camera while you sing a rap song about how I can argue with you guys body about how I'm a guy's got a body for days. But I can't I don't I could never do a song about how awesome my summer is going to be. It's always like. But I can't. I'm sure. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:23 It's going to be mostly hiding and air conditioning and not trying to sweat a lot. It's a dance. So he summer. Staying inside where I don't get uncomfortable. Oh, yeah. Got my girlfriend and my dog going to probably play 2 K 19 more. Yo, hey, hey, what, what? Yo. He is, I can't believe he hasn't done a YouTube, like it's dropping, like here we are. I think he, I mean, I just saw it last night on Twitter where he was like, yo,
Starting point is 00:09:59 yeah, so who is it? Is it getting, how many views did it have on YouTube, Christine? It has like, 26,000. How much? 34,000. So is it getting how many views did it have on YouTube Christine? 36,000 how much? 34,000 134 It's getting the 222 it's gonna get to 222. He doesn't care about 222 I'd say these two are definitely friends Cory Feldman and Chet Hayes Feldman's two is older than Hayes. He's way older than now each other but they not know each other from the burbs
Starting point is 00:10:26 There's a tie in oh yeah Burbs to listen picture with him up with the video. Do you think any of the girls in the video hung out after it was a rap? Yep, the ones that all of them yeah, don't believe the fake news You as far as comp's son dude Yo, that's fucking a smiley bo-pop hold on is he lip-syncing to his song on the video play the audio? That's the thing you do now Turn it down, shit Turn it down. I'm studying the newest John Wilkes booth script. I'm playing John Wilkes booth
Starting point is 00:11:06 It's the only way that we could have done the film. I'm the only like a little person that could play an assassin of the present He said it's lit lit. How old is he? If he's over 35 we're gonna have to sink this whole shit. If he's over 35 we're sinking the whole shit Let's see what just he doesn't be that a 30 years old, all right, look at that picture. What a cutie! Is that him? Yeah, dude. No.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Yeah, dude. It's lit. It's lit. Is it actually? No. That's him, dude. That's him. That's what the hunter presented him.
Starting point is 00:11:41 I think growing on his face, I guess. But he, he got in the chat hanks. But yeah, this kid, uh, I mean, grew up in the life in the life. What movie? Check the movie by the posters. Go up. There's three in a row. Let's check the movie premieres. He's out as a kid right here. Second row to the left. All right. What premier is that? It's Tom Hanks movie. The polar Express maybe maybe what's the one in the middle?
Starting point is 00:12:11 Bratz is the at the Bratz premiere? Probably. Just didn't go to the middle picture. Yeah, that's it looks like. That's the Bratz movie. And then what's this one? Series of unfortunate events. movie. And then what's this one? series of unfortunate events. Limini schnickets. Hi. Let's read a Wilson chip. Yeah, dude. Tom Hanks. Do you know, I don't know, not into this happening. You know, or is he the coolest that he's like, well, good for you. Chat, that's fun. Oh, I know you can't have these parties.
Starting point is 00:12:42 I don't do. Or is he positive? Oh, I can't do it. I'm trying I'm trying to just come to find that Tom Hanks has no idea He just doesn't care that much. Yo, just an absentee father that we thought is great I'd say something I be okay with that if he's right some off Do listen you got your trust fund because I had you and I'm supposed to do that but I just do the only one I'm putting my way behind his column. He's like but do fair. He goes just get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I just don't look back man Listen, I mean I'm gonna thanks giveings everything like we just you call your mom if you are But just I'll just skip let me just give you a handshake and a back card and we can go our outweighs I mean I can't explain you to anybody. You are a tester. You were my baby. What have you become? You suckled on my teeth. Now you're bouncing your cheeks off girls
Starting point is 00:13:32 behind. I saw your face getting bounced off of buttocks, young man. You can't go into that with the girls buttocks. Come on! Come on! Come on! What are you doing, Chester? What are you doing? Come on come on When he was horny he fucked He's getting so much ass Jacob. Does that anger you? Riles him up that chat hangs is getting what I could probably only call top shelf. It's Jacob.
Starting point is 00:14:10 He said, I mean, I don't identify whether he's the Hollywood, he's the son of a Hollywood mega star. I can't. I can't. Yeah, that doesn't bother me. What are you going to do? I get all praise. Stop hate.
Starting point is 00:14:26 This is merch. All praise. So we really gotta get some, we really gotta get our merch together. I mean, chat hangs has merch. We gotta figure this out. No, no, here's my problem, here's my problem with it. We'll talk about it.
Starting point is 00:14:37 The white boy summer merch being the word stop hate and all praise makes no sense. That is a merch fucking dream. These will sell because the of the slogans on them that have nothing to do with white boy summer. Well, maybe white boy summer is about connection. Well, it's not you're saying you're saying the stop hate the problem is he said the thing is he's saying yeah, but he's saying hate You should hate top-siders. You should hate members. Yeah issues. He said you should hate All dudes wearing or dudes that say smoke show all praise records is possibly the funniest name for his record company
Starting point is 00:15:21 That it's a white dude with two prayer hands together like yeah All praise respectfully. I just don't do it. Don't do it. Christine. She's subscribing to what? To his news. Don't we want to hang subdates?
Starting point is 00:15:35 Yeah, you do though. Yeah, give him your work on. Give me official one. Oh. You're signing up for the newsletter. Yeah, she's in. I know it's up. She's locked in now. Oh You're signing up for the newsletter. Yeah, she's in no, it's up. She's locked in now She has got her you got your girl. Chat Hanks got your girl now. She knows she has to send like a twerk video to him Yeah, that's who you get in man What if he heard this episode and then he just got it if she got a DM if you got a DM from chat Hanks your heart
Starting point is 00:16:01 We're going your throat wouldn't it I'm like Jay look. I'm pretty DM from chat tanks your heart would go on your throat wouldn't it? I'm like Jay look I'm pretty Like What if he was saying he goes yo, I think you should cover up a more you picture you know honestly It's bad disrespectful how much all of you show Shit tanks I'm pretty I'm like let me see the message you go. No, no, he's just us. He says I'm pretty I wonder how much money is he gonna go is he gonna put out a whole album? He started a record company, dude Is that what that is? Is that a record company or is that a merch company? It looks like it's just a merch company all praise records the shirt that he was selling
Starting point is 00:16:34 Where was it records? It's just all pray. Oh, no, it is like all praise records. You're totally right It's so funny. You were describing that logo and I didn't realize it said fuck yeah, yeah, dude All praise be to forest gum dude all praise those fucking contracts my dad's That's we should be crazy You're praising God You should be praising me I got a contract with you, a baby. I big paid for everything the house It paid for the house.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Chester, Chester, Chester. Chester. Chester. Chester. Come on. Oh, come on, Chester. You're doing the damn rippity-hippity hop. I produced those goddamn World War II years.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Sing it. At least Collins in the old cars What are you to get all these water all these color girls doing out for the pool area? There's a damn Puerto Rican girl threatening me with a knife She had a razor blade or a cheek Yeah, man dad watch you come around. Ear for Papa. Yeah, be are you bum.
Starting point is 00:17:48 I'm not too. Why be coming around yet? See and I can be hanging around. I'm bouncing my head over. Girl, booty. Yeah, I really don't know how I says mama says she's going to be home late. We have to have dinner.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Me moms and me dads coming down on me. Real bad. I read old bad man. I, the Wilson family has an old secret to jerk chicken that I've been preparing for Chester, since he was just a little boy. He may have been raised by Jamaican then. 100% it's that DC Benny jokes.
Starting point is 00:18:23 I never thought that. I never ever, ever until you said that thought that he was probably actually like just completely raised my nanny's. Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, but you don't think that they he talked to them with a Jamaican accent. No, I don't. Jacob, it was a joke. So and then Christine, no, we had a joke.
Starting point is 00:18:42 And then we, we as why we're not in the room together. It is the problem. Me and Dan realized that Christine asked that question and was making herself sound like a doof. And then you jumped in the dream of the thing. She didn't get it. Yeah. But you know, it's, Christine basically just gave us the, it's funny because it's true.
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Starting point is 00:19:32 Get an ale. Alright. Maybe I'll get an ale. And then you have shepherd's pie. Sorry guys. This is my new Irish persona. That's Irish Donnie. I love kissing sheep
Starting point is 00:19:46 And drinking to life fight me wife. Yo, but for real though, it's boy Danny Soes It should be a Danny Soes summer. Oh, your Irish tide is coming. Oh, you're on time. Tilly Tom stay inside and Be scared of the clouds Danny Soes summer scared everything under my cup Turn on the air conditioning and let's sleep with a down com footer Oh, I like sleeping with com footers. Oh, you're on time. Tommy. Who a little rom Tommy Tom When he still want it. He's still not done drinking it in I just I take a couple of viewings for you to realize that did he probably took like a couple hundred thousand dollars Right is that stupid to say it cost that much money to make that video probably not right? Oh
Starting point is 00:20:33 I'm like 50k BTS if you guys want to look at that. Yes, you guys are gonna do what I didn't know it just came out it dropped today Oh, God dude all praise all praise dropped today. Oh, God, dude. All praise. All praise director. Oh, man. Here we go. This is going to look like. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I just had to make sure it's their bad audio and what age.
Starting point is 00:21:07 That just made me clinch my jaw in a way or I was very angry when he goes. There's a vibe out here. Damn. You know what's up? You know what my vibe is? Worrying that everyone's mad at me. That's my vibe out here. At what?
Starting point is 00:21:20 You know, people are remembering things that I met with good intentions is as bad Sunsus for Steve hot I selfishly hijacked the conversation and a from three weeks ago I'm thinking about it all day. That's the Vibes out here The Vibes out here is I probably could have done about a job of reaching out to certain cousins and family members I've lost track with but you know that's just the Vibes out here family members of Lost Track with me, you know, that's just the Vom's out here. I was gonna say, I'm sorry. It was a lead with a whole conversation. Oh, no, your fault. Well, it's Pots fault.
Starting point is 00:21:52 Was it about Chen Hanks? The volume was down. Yes, it was about Chen Hanks. It was the volume being there. You're talking about him being comfortable. You said at what age do you think? Oh, yes, I'm back. This is why I'm here.
Starting point is 00:22:02 I'm back. Thank you. At what age? And Christine, you might be on the cusp of it right now, what age do you stop adopting the entire new, is vernacular the right word? References of stuff? Of the time, not references. You're talking about it when you talk about the jargon.
Starting point is 00:22:20 When everything goes to like, you know, that shit is mad lit and blah, blah, blah. That's what I'm saying. And you start, let me finish, but I was like, you know, that shit is mad lit and blah blah blah. And you let me finish, but I was like, you know, I'm saying when you start picking up, because you go into the whole new thing back before all this, it was on fleek or this or that. And you adopt the horse. I say, debaum. Sure. But we watched, we mean you actually watched Pete Davidson, like, become that, like, start talking like a certain way because he was just a doctor.
Starting point is 00:22:46 It would shift up. The newest, like, cool guy stuff. Yeah, yeah, cool things. I mean, he was one of the first person I heard go, it's left. It's left. Yeah, yeah, no, absolutely. So that's what I'm saying, like, all those, like, words
Starting point is 00:22:57 and shit, that it becomes, like, the thing for a while. Like, what age do you stop adopting it at all? 14 because I still say cycle the time. Yeah, I say psych. No, but not like seriously. I started seeing some really last couple of years when I use slang, I say like as the kids would say out of pocket or as the kids would say this, nothing, honestly, God, nothing makes my dick smaller than you saying that. I guess as the kids would say,
Starting point is 00:23:28 what I do is over here. You know, I'm on, give me a kiss. I'm on, I'm on. Christine, I get what you're saying, but I change it. I go, what I say is I say, as my child bride would say, please unlock me from these restraints. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Can I please call my family? They're very worried for years now. Hey, mister, Can I have water? But do you know what I'm saying like what age do you stop? I'm not saying now there's a few you get a couple of Grace period years in there where you're able to You know, you could say them, but like sort of ironically yeah, you can say it ironically like oh is this lit? No, not even like that. Not even being a total kind like jokingly being like
Starting point is 00:24:07 It's like they say the party for whatever's holidays gonna be lit at Carol Oh, yeah, some like that like I'd say 45 Wow, thank you Really why are you thanking him because now you're 45? Yeah, well, I could still use the words. You want to still use those words. I do, but I can't. I stopped at 30. 30. That's an understandable cutoff. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Christine, I would just not say them. Say them, but I would not explain that you are old and they are young. That's weird. I Remember libraries
Starting point is 00:24:49 No, I know but I don't still say it anyway. I don't talk to young people with their words because that sounds like a mega jerk What are y'all doing y'all just illin? Yeah, what are you guys doing you keeping a funky fresh out here? What's what's the haps? Yeah, a funky fresh out here? What's the haps? Yeah, what's the 401kats? That's rap. That's rap, yo. That's rap. Me love it.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Me love it! Shit hangs really. Let's go back to the BTS dude. Oh yeah, sorry. Your honey. Very horny. Very horny old lady. Oh, you mean shit hangs BTS? I thought you were you also young chanks. I thought you meant the young
Starting point is 00:25:29 Dude stop everything right now You just get the shit BTS is the name what I was gonna acknowledge the name of that Korean South Korean boy band Yeah, and Dan went, uh, who went BTS? He went BTS Chanks. Now Chanks is what? Chet Hanks is calling himself in this video.
Starting point is 00:25:52 So he did nothing wrong. I went on explain, Dan did nothing wrong, but when I said, I was getting ready to mention BTS to South Korean boy band. And Dan went, Dan went, young Chanks and I was like, Yo, Dan!
Starting point is 00:26:04 That's gonna be a phone call with corporate, bro You saw you shot you saw Shane get killed Because it jared me and I needed to say that I understood it wrong Dan Dan said nothing wrong. At least 100% correct. With no ill intent and no ill doing. But what I thought happened from my perspective, that was wonky. Dude, what's funny is I have known Jay for very long. I've never seen him pause like that before where he was like, what? And I'm like, yeah, five and a half years of broadcasting with you.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Dan, never revealed him with no damn like yo You may got a chill dude No, but it's Tom chathanks who put in the video called some young chanks. Wow I'm in behind the scenes you guys know BTS young chanks That's the conversation with you? Start from the beginning. You know what Luke, you give me a little... I guess the question I'm asking is, are you gay?
Starting point is 00:27:18 I guess what I just have to say to you is, are you gay? Yo, it's Chad Hanks, aka, aka, Are you gay? Is laughing like that? Regular? You know what I mean? Is laughing like that regular do that Fuck it turn it up the beat Here are pauses this is the best example of why I am intrigued by chat tanks He is filming music video music videos in the 90s when they filmed dead lighting Especially like a film set. They're like close to them.
Starting point is 00:28:06 As much as possible. It's the beach and of course he's a super blonde white guy dressed in full-blown Cholo gear, but it's according to Christine. That's just a, that's a two- speechwear. That's a two- speechwear. They're all white. Right. Right. They dress like Cholos. Yeah. Oh, Christine just listened to Sublime all day. day I walked in I walked in and I heard the sublime going and I was like all right we're gonna have to deal with some beach fodder today but when you look at him as he's filming the music video I would be mortified to get
Starting point is 00:28:41 out of a car and do rap hands in the middle of the intersection You know while holding a 40 music video in general behind the music video I don't like I don't like wearing shorts above my knees and he's doing that the only way I can ever do a music videos Are we playing the song actually at full volume over and over again? I'll do that and you're filming us play it when it gets to like the lip sing it here Like you got to be saying, I mean, come on, dude. Yeah. He looks so dorky doing the things he's doing. Yeah. Like out of the video, good editors. Yeah, out of context. It's so silly. That's that part, but and lip sing my own words.
Starting point is 00:29:19 I don't know. Oh, West side. Oh, this is a portal. You can go clean my white walls. We get one shot, post up with us. Just one and we're done. Who's you wanted to post up with them? I don't know. Just random girls. That's what it is. Oh, that explains the.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Bring the volume up. That explains the larger brugs. You know what's funny is Chet Hanks? There's just a black dude filming himself. Because Chet Hanks can't do the, hey man, we're filming a video. Get out of here. If a black dude comes over, he's like, you know what's funny is Chet Hanks, there's just a black dude filming himself because Chet Hanks can't do the hey man We're filming a video get out of here if a blind here comes over. He's like, you know, there's me Here's me with a bunch of booties and he's like, that's cool. That's cool. Do you do you want to grab one of them? It's good. It's good. They're showing them with directors and stuff
Starting point is 00:29:58 Kristina, I hope you fucking I think I hope you OD from bad coke at his mansion I made a good way to go. God damn right I think I think I hope you OD from bad coke it is mentioned Go Again, I keep thinking my audio is bad also I I want to hate on them, but this looks so fun this part of the music It's what partings fun. This part of the music is so fun. You guys just don't, I mean, it's, I don't know. Partying's fun. I feel like Dan has. Dan's like, Jay has fun when he part, but you just didn't, you just,
Starting point is 00:30:33 it's part of like not being a beautiful, not being part of the beautiful people. And not like that. Watch Kikur out, I'll move in. Okay. You see, go one off with the beautiful people. The beautiful people. Wow, the beautiful people.
Starting point is 00:30:44 That's why I'm pretty scared. Ah. Yeah? See real one off with the beautiful people Yeah, well this doesn't look fun to me this does it does with all the girls with the bouncing butts They're just paid to be a sort of thing. Oh, I know, but I'm saying the fantasy of it the fantasy Nope, you're thinking of the reality of it where you're like, you're just sitting in, you're like, it's hot, can we go inside? It's a no. I'd want to be in the pool. I don't know what those girls see with my shirt off.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Go to the pool day, Christine. Pool day. Yeah, right there. Please go back to the pool day. Thanks for our blessedness with the property. I really appreciate it. Go back, oh, you say who blesses with the property? Please, it's say it's Tom. Please say it's Tom
Starting point is 00:31:27 No, it's not Notorious Notorious you see notorious is our b.i.g. Star live now Producer or something you're a little tallanks. So I want to send a Females video at my house. It is funny trying to show what I'll be saying. Oh, it's funny. On the property still in the background. Some shots. There's like, and there's a grill, propane grill. It's pretty good grill. It's well. Ready to go. I think I think it's Weber. You want to fucking cook out? We'll cook out.
Starting point is 00:32:03 A lot of people don't know I'm there myself after the movie big Yo, it was gonna be dead as old tall. Can I keep seeing it over and over again? All right Damn wants to go Christine no one's talking to you. You've made your stance very clear Is this sprite what's he spread on their butts? I'm talking to Dan Christine go go to Chad Hanks house Go be a weird like a Tiffany pretty enough to be invited. Yeah, you know You're gonna be to Chad Hanks. You're gonna be that wacky guy in the Tiffany video. That's you're gonna be to him I think if I put on this wacky hat I can communicate with Chad. Oh
Starting point is 00:32:42 Chad right now is saying that I should get more lit He's saying we're all getting litty by the, he says we're getting litty kitty. Jet says we're all getting lit. I'm leading his mind right now. We're so connected. Hold on, we're melding. What does this guy say?
Starting point is 00:32:56 This is. I'm gonna come home this weekend, and Christie's gonna have chat haze pictures at eye level all around our home. It's not from team 10. I don't know. Guys, wait up. level all around our team 10 I don't know guys wait up
Starting point is 00:33:12 hey there's white boys summer official video we had to do it all the way boys 16 that's on pink I'm out I'm out I'm out so what is notorious is it a record label or something I'm intrigued by that. Are they a real estate company? More importantly. It's my dad's shell company. He goes, thanks to Tom Hanks dumping his tax money into this offshore corporation. I do. I'll take it away. That may be top to you. That might take over number one for most obnoxious fucking thing that I'll never be okay with I hate what like the end of the thing like ha ha Like a laugh like a sign off laugh fuck you dude. I would take that offensively every time
Starting point is 00:33:58 Here's catching more fat boy It's not really laughing. It just oh I see it already. I already see him doing it. And I'm telling you, I'm going down the street with that car holding on to his fucking face. If you're, if you drive it, I'm holding on, I'm gripping his cheeks and we're going down the road together. You're a fish hook. I'm going to fucking fish hook him. I'm like that at all. Can I start ending our conversations like that on the phone? Can I go? All right, dude. So I guess I'll just come over to your house like a 330? Yeah, tell you what, here's what'll happen.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Here's what'll happen at one point. I'm gonna eat them a bunch of times, and then one day I'm just gonna snap, I'm gonna be like really upset about it. That's what I do. I'll just take it for a while, and then one day I'll just have like a real outburst. I understand that.
Starting point is 00:34:40 I'm like, Dan, seriously, do like, don't do the thing anymore. Just go do that. Can you not do that? Yeah, don't do it. Like, I know it's your thing now, do like, don't do the thing anymore. Just go do that. Can you not do that? Yeah, like, don't do it. Like, I know it's your thing now, but like, don't, please don't. I understand you're having a good time doing it.
Starting point is 00:34:52 I do understand you're having a good time doing it. I'm not. It's making me want to scratch your face. Danny Soat Summer. Oh. You've been listening to Sirius XM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on Sirius XM!

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