The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Songs That Make The Movie
Episode Date: December 9, 2022What songs make great movie moments? ...
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And now the bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Quit swirling around Stevie. Trying to sing a soul. Yeah
She finally gets the rest in peace Christine Vee after a lifetime of living in a wicked shadow. Yeah
It's the bonfire faction talks here. He's except one of three big juggers in dance soda. Hi kick it in with the crew. Yeah
Yeah, Christine McVee passed away, but it is funny. Yeah, Christine McVeep has to worry. But it is funny, yeah.
Christine just said it, but...
There is great videos of just like...
Stevie Nicks just opens up that giant...
fucking cape.
Yeah.
And twirls in front of her.
Starts to entotler dancing.
See, don't have to look at her stupid English face.
Hehehe.
He wonder if ever backstage, she just lit a cigarette cigarette punch the wall and she's like enough enough
I'm fucking sick of it. You're always dancing around fucking making me look bad. Did Stevie give the
Did she give the the biz to everyone in the band make Fleetwood Lindsay Bucking and John McVee?
Yes, and also Tom heady. She fucked. No, I know but in the band. I'm saying she fucked every guy in the band
I showed it both fucked everybody sweet. I think everybody
Everybody nobody want the fuck Chrissy make you know that you know we should probably have make love so we can get some revenge on them
I'm like, we just tell people we did I would rather take a run at Lindsay
But that will really hit the hot strings most of what you may love to me with your tall Jeremy budgie
Beard. Oh, I'm actually not looking to hit the cycle
Oh, but climax. Oh, but climax. Oh
Did she join the band before Stevie Nicks?
Well, it was uh, yeah
They definitely there's no Stevie Nix and Lindsay Buckingham came together
as a package.
They came later after.
Yeah, Fleetwood Mac is Fleetwood and John McVeigh.
And her.
Yes, I mean, I believe so, but it's like, you know, if Stevie Nix comes in and steals the
spotlight, I don't know.
Tell me like, you're like, fuck that.
Any massive solo career?
Yeah.
Uh, do wets with other people.
Christine McVee just wore pant suits. Hey, just Hillary Clintoned up a little piano
But they kept her behind a giant piano
I didn't know you're still there
Oh my lord, I was fixing one of my drums. I didn't know you there. You scared the dickens out of it
She was so naezyly, but so talented
What you die of?
Sadness so vitamin D deficiency because
DVNX was always blocking her you've got what we call vampire cancer
From no sunlight. What did she pass away from Christine? I'm looking in a brain. Didn't say
Dead in a specified case. Oh
She she thinks you got got what's our first clue? Yeah, they took her out like fucking Ricky XXX
Tentation
Like boys in the her Ricky you should have zigzag she was doing a scratch off on the back of a milk carton
boom
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That's the do you remember music for movies this could be a good color topic? You're a good taller. I'm a great New York day
What's like a movie scene where the score makes it all dude, and I tell you
Ricky's thing I have a way they slow down that Stanley Clark jam. Yeah
So good. I just remember being like first getting into like good weed when I was in high school
And we went and saw snatch yeah, and there is a there's a moment where they watch dogs chase a jackrabbit
It's to like a techno song. Yeah, and I remember melting into the chair. Yeah, I'm like this fucking
Yeah, I was I'm just very excited. Yeah, I know the scene the transitional scene from the in heat when the girl yeah
When he tells I just like all of heat I'll go with all the one with when he's saying when he tells
Amy Brennan that she could leave if she wants. He's not gonna like hold her. Yeah hostage
He wants her to want to go with him and then she turns around and they start like like hugging and she says basically
She will go with him and then it switches over to the valve kilmer thinking he's gonna see Ashley Judd for the final time scene
That music the transition of those two scenes,
fucking great.
Kagu Spomper.
It just takes,
Kagu Spomper.
It just takes a person saying a half a scene in heat
that makes me go like, I gotta watch heat again.
That's one of those movies where I go watch it again.
Transition is crazy.
You found.
I feel like I should love heat more than I do.
It's the best Heovie of all time
I don't even call it a high-smovie. Oh, so like I know it is, but it's like so beyond that. She's like great
Characters, I mean the diner see that tremendous. Yeah, Val was great. So is that Ashley Judd at her peak hotness Yeah, actually, huh Hank is here is great and everyone think small
Bubble gump was great as the line.
Comedian Ricky Harris, man.
Got us.
When he came to the laugh house, he's a black circuit comic
basically, Ricky Harris.
But he was the, you know, he sends him a seat tone
loke.
My cousin is going to meet with you tonight.
He'll probably be out the door.
Ever.
You're a single. Yeah, give me all you got
Yeah, the guy he's talking to is a Ricky Harris is a black circuit calm. That's just a
It's awesome though. Yeah, that's awesome just to have that like because that is an iconic movie when he came out
Like dude you did a scene with the with a patina. That's nuts
See my top five. It's in my top. I'm Ricky Harris. Shut up, Puxle
You found the you found the dog rabbit scene?
I don't know what song it is.
I really don't remember what song it is.
I remember just being 16 years old and being like,
I think I found it.
Is this?
Oh, I think you thought it was three things to movie scene.
I think you thought it was three things to movie scene.
I think I thought it was three things to movie scene.
I think you thought it was three things to movie scene. I think you thought it was three things to movie scene. I think you thought it was three things to movie scene. I think you's my end.
But I was just fucking baked. It just feels like,
alright, I'm in.
That song's so bugged out of those two songs.
Yeah.
Sorry, we can't hear it.
I'm sorry, we can't hear it.
Is there anything?
I mean, the obvious to the Rockies,
but is there anything where the music got you
in a movie?
Oh, yeah, I got one for you.
Singles.
There.
What?
No. It'd be fun if it was like a very random... movie. Yeah I got one for you. Singles.
It'd be fun if it was like a very random.
Ricky Harris. Shut up Jacob.
No Jacob tell us. Talk about like that. So.
Dumb clip. No Jacob you go. What is
egg? Well, no, let Lou play a shitty clip.
Oh, no, Jacob. Wait. Why don't you sing it for us?
Maybe it'll be better than
Fuckhead. He really hates the
Foxhole trivia that that's pretty important. Go ahead said Ricky Harris was DJ easy dick obviously on
Snoop Dogg's albums. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, ain't no fun. He's DJ easy dick and he
I got him to cut
Specialized DJ easy to drops for the
fox. Nice.
Who's super nice guy?
This guy.
Oh, Rick Harris was very nice guy.
Or is I should say one.
Yeah, it was cool.
He was he was.
Yeah, no, he is.
Did I?
It always.
I think he passed in 2017.
I think you're right.
I think it passed away.
Yeah, something very some, but he was he was very nice when he came in.
He was willing to talk to me about heat. I was at When he came in, he was willing to talk to me about heat.
I was at the school about Guy Torrey.
He was willing to talk to me about,
and he's guys would still not have any idea who I was.
I was an open miccomic and Philly,
but Guy Torrey talked to me about American History X.
Guy Torrey is the black funny he makes in jail.
Holy shit.
Yeah, that's Joe Torrey's brother, Guy Torrey.
I love Guy Torrey. Yeah, I watch Guy Torreyories done. Yeah, I've watched like a lot of hilarious guys
I didn't know he was in the movie. Yeah, he's the like main dude who becomes his friend and changes where's he's like oh shit
Because he gets butt fucked
By the other white supremacist they butt fuck him in the shower
I watched one and then the and then the other guys still nice to him
He just he goes we're all in jail.
Who gives a shit?
Great scene.
He had this roast joke on one of the shakros
where he said, one of the former Sacramento
King, the Maloof brothers were there.
And he was like, man, Tercaloo looked like God wanted
to make him retarded and change his mind
at the last second.
And I was like, I just remember that joke
and I was like, who's this guy?
And then I started watching on the shit,
but I had no idea that he was in.
Guy Tory for sure or Joe Tory, you think?
Guy Tory.
Okay.
Because Joe Tory was the brother.
He was the one who hosted a dev jam for a while
and he dressed, he was super muscular.
He was the other guy who had a justice story.
Do you remember Joe Tory?
No, he would come out and overalls,
nothing underneath in the cowboy hat and host dev jam. But how cool is that you remember him little you're making a face
I thought no no no, okay, I feel like that's a look that you would get behind if you were jacked
No never for myself, but watching somebody just pull it off dude. That was like getting it was the 90s
So the comedy could be my dick so big. I'm swall
Different time, but you should bring back, dude. You got to do
deaf jam. Look at pictures him on deaf jam. Bring up images. You'll see some of the outfits.
This is his older now. He's got to be in his 50s, at least.
Wearing anything that usually requires an undershirt without an undershirt is pretty impressive
to me. See, there's a cab we had no shirt blazer. It's funny that that's just like little nozzes.
How he dresses now.
Oh totally.
Yeah.
He did.
That's Tuesday.
But he was yoked.
So like, it's hard to find pictures of I guess,
but he would dress crazy.
Like, I'm a duster no jacket.
Awesome.
That was such a great running storyline.
I don't know, always sunny.
Yeah, at the duster.
Why are you wearing the duster man?
No shirt. Remember when we went to Bonneroo in 2015 and Gary Clark, Jr's guitarist had the
Ponceaux no shirt under with the cowboy. Yeah, he was rocking it. Yeah, and he shouldn't even wear that poncho
It was 116. I think we were playing. Yeah, you could have flipped the poncho off
We were hiding in the shade. How much cooler ice and by the way, it doesn't take anything away from the town or the quality of the show
just at 120 degrees
How much better like I'm happy I was able to see both Gary Clark Jr. and the War on Drugs
Again, yeah, because it was I was still looking forward to
Looking forward to war on drugs and Gary Clark was awesome when we watched him
But I mean it was even songs I was excited for when war on drugs played. I was just like
There was another line thing of hey the disservice that festivals do on
Is have great bands during the day where you can't really enjoy him. You're just like ah this fucking sucks
It's too hot. You have to wait till the night show.
There's a couple of goodies here on the call and Eric in New Hampshire. Is that is?
Eric, you there?
Yes, I'm here, guys. Donnie Darko, Hughes for a fear. 100% head over heels. 100% going through that hallway.
When he's going to school, he's going to school most of the hallway
Piano drops. Yeah, I'm goose bumper. That's a great one fantastic, Eric. Thank you so much
Thank you guys take Dave and Cali because I agree with this one too forgot about this one, but I watch it a lot one scene
Dave and Davey there, buddy
Yeah, I am and I David David everybody
All right, David you have to call back when that when that fuck off Jacob Jacob
David's thing went bad, but his call
His phone went nutty, but he says last in moheekens and
Man when everything from when she kills herself,
they kill her husband or a boyfriend, whatever, and then she kills herself,
and he's just staring at it all while Daniel DeLuis
is running with the musket,
like shooting when he's loading while he's running.
Oh, Christine, bring it up.
That music rules.
He's gonna be walking around with you.
That's the final battle.
You're gonna be walking around New York listening
to last the moment he gets final battle. He's just ready to go really is awesome. Yeah, I'm ready to get jack dude. Yeah, put it on put it on
I'm ready to run through a wall
Yeah
So what's happening?
I've never seen this in a mix.
Get down!
What's that?
I forget who the guy is, but they're...
She's a white lady.
Yeah, the Indians are taking her away.
And Thailey Lewis is like a white Indian or something.
An oil rich Indian. It's he's supposed to be an Indian, but he's a white Indian or something. An oil rich Indian.
Is he supposed to be an Indian, but he's a white guy?
He's a white guy playing Indian.
But he's a white guy playing Indian.
But in the movie, he's supposed to be an Indian.
I think he's a white.
Is he not a white guy?
I wish Jacob was a amongst Indians.
I wish Jacob's here because I'd give him
one line of dialogue we can fix that.
I'll just say, you know, he was just a white Indian.
Thank you for smoking one.
So he does in the favor.
He kills him so he doesn't have to suffer.
And then this music gets intense.
How long's the scene?
You could jump ahead a little bit.
It's like seven minutes.
Yeah, jump like to the middle.
You'll see what it's all getting crazy. Oh
yeah. So they just killed, they just killed her guy. The running with two muskets is the most iconic scene in
this. Or him running. The cover of the movie or the poster of the movie. Oh yeah, that's what it is. The guy she loves loses the big fight.
Damn, in a damper, a marine room.
Guy's still working, by the way. Oh, with the face?
Yeah. Yeah.
Still working.
Not only working, like plays a very American guy.
He was, uh, wasn't he the partner in Heller Highwater?
No.
No, I know you're thinking of that's not him, but this guy, he for sure just plays like
English-speaking American guys.
Hush on!
Dude, dude, dude, dude, damn.
Just get this score.
Everorgas.
Just get this score?
Less than Malik is.
Is this movie great?
Yes, but I mean, it leads up to this is awesome. Now turn it up. All right
He doesn't understand why would she kill herself because she has no point living without that guy you just killed
Have you ever loved like that? I haven't they want to take her for their own
She's just gonna jump. Is that what's going on?
They killed her boyfriend.
They want to take her as like one of theirs now.
And she's like that. She's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's no, she's Let's read kiss and give him the piece Amelissa
Hey, what I don't do it. Yeah, he puts down the knife. He's not gonna kill her
Even offers her to come back. What are you doing you crazy bitch?
Get away from that and he and wahaka the mahogs the hunkin crazy in her eyes Yeah, looks like she can I like oh god fuck what are you doing? Oh shit one of them oh fuck
Madeline's though remember people gave a shit about her
Go a little further ahead because you guys you and Dianne Lewis comes in with the tumble sauce. That's how he starts it
Here we go
Is this music epic though. Yeah, this is some shit clean your house to this
Get nuts
Yeah fucking oh damn dude Indian shit rules. I'm surprised you haven't brought a sauce
Free bird doubles rejects fantastic use of a song fantastic, but I can't that's
I'm referring more I'm really good. I know bra I from referring more to score. I know that becomes technically.
Yeah, but I think you got to keep it also regular song.
Well, somebody said right in here, look, Jesse from Philly,
I would describe that as very goose bumping
in the same way as devil's rejects with free.
Yeah, they're saying he's saying goodfell's
getting with Layla, I thought it was a little on the nose.
And like it does, but again, it's like, you can find,
there's, there's impressive usage of finding how to use a current song
In a movie for something like that make a moment however, I'm telling you it's more impressive than me
It's a score someone like makes a song like because they're watching it and it's like this is the vibe of this right now
It's crazy that Elfman Danny Elfman like
Lee you know is one of those guys. Yes. No, absolutely.
One of the best.
Yes.
Like does all like the John Williams and all those guys.
Is that right?
Danny Elf and all of his, you could tell it's his score.
He's telling he's making like a Fisher price like.
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ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,
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ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding songs that give you know what I mean? I know you're gonna laugh at this opening scene of belly.
What's the song? How do you want it? I don't know who sings it. How do you want it? It's two-pock. Belly? How do you want it to pop in Jotas? Yeah, you're right. Oh, and Havik,
what's her name sings that? And it's one of the most cringey moments of cinema I've ever seen
in my entire life. You gonna be getting it, Belly? No. And strip. Oh, oh, that's the movie where they oh
And half way sings how do you want it? And it's so cringey on the cringey things I've ever seen
This is the belly
It's just a cool rap thing. It's the actually it's the song
Fucking how a day of the dance routine to this song. He's like way into the girl that
dancing. It's a dance routine. I have a combination of what you're both
talking about. It's a song that's known but made it's made for the movie. What
was that? Boogie Knights has got a couple ready?
ready?
Levering Shirley? You want to take it?
You want to take it?
What talk about love?
This is love!
Off-Surner Gentlemen?
Yes!
Oh, is this gonna be love?
Lift us up when we belong?
Sure is!
I've never given this shit about off-Surner Gentlemen.
Me neither.
Never caught me, but I know this, everyone knows this scene. I just have this for reference. I've never seen a shit about Officer General much. Me neither. Never caught me, but I know this, everyone knows this scene.
I just have this for reference.
I've never seen the movie, but-
You can't do a lot of push-ups.
Where's Chris is there?
Is there a thing about that movie?
Yes.
It's funny not getting the references.
Why don't you just push-ups, pal?
Is that a thing for the movie?
Is there a thing for the movie?
Someone tried doing that recently to me,
but they're like, why don't you step into my office
for a second?
I don't know what movie that is.
Also, isn't the woman like one of those ladies it was hot for five seconds in the 80s
and then she was always a mom.
That's right.
That's like every woman.
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Debra Winger.
No.
That's what it is.
Is it Debra Winger?
Yes.
I'm older than you.
I said Debra Winger but we're going to try this on.
Lou, are you down?
Here you Jacob.
You have to come home.
Yeah I'd rather here Richard Geer kiss this one one hit actress
Who's pissed off about it?
Yeah, who doesn't like it?
Why is that other girl man about it?
She's gonna be stuck in this po dunk town forever because she's a loser
Cuz not another Navy guy that'll take her away from all this
Navy guy hung himself
That's what a loser she is. She couldn't even get a man.
How do you ask me? She's 10 times hotter than Deborah Winger.
Oh yeah, you get to see your tits too. Shut up.
Pretty much. Maybe I should watch this thing.
I'll give this movie a shot. Why are they not playing Love With Disapport?
Well, they do. They play it in the movie as well, but it's like Rocky where they slow it down.
This is their main song of the whole thing, like a play.
And you just tell me all these factory workers are cool with her just leaving a factory that relies on her doing a specific.
It never happens. Nobody ever gets out of this town.
Well, I gotta tell you, this is instructing an emotional chord with me one eye out.
Well, you gotta watch it and Louis Gossett Jr. is a treasure.
Chris and Dallas is full mental jacket. Boots are made for walking.
Absolutely a good vibe, but again, use of a song.
This is full mental jacket boots are made for walking absolutely a good vibe, but again use of a song
Kill build to restaurant fight music is that made for the thing stuck in the middle reservoir dogs?
Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yes, absolutely Clyde Clyde in Canada when you got one of these I'll give it to you Clyde say it my friend
Hey, buddy. What's up, dude?
my friend Hey, buddy. What's up, dude?
A huge fan of the fucking show. I love you guys. Thank you. Just gonna start off with that
Any given Sunday
Al Pacino speech at the end. That's 100% the music makes if you was if you were playing like twinkly music over that
It wouldn't be this yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now
We are in hell
Perfect No, you look to that Lou knows it
He didn't just know I'm gonna tell you right now. I got hot pockets at home that away past their expiration
I
Got a dog that doesn't come to me when I say come here
I'm banging a hooker who used to be on save by the bell
Urged doing your real life stuff
I'm banging Jesse Spano you think it'd be less expensive we can't even get the rights to the NFL
So we got to make up a team called the sharks
Lou you have the actual song and who does it?
up a team called the sharks. Lou, you have the actual song and who does it?
Uh, Paul Kelly, song's called Peace.
You just Google any given Sunday speech song?
Oh yeah, you know, I was like, so like, did you, uh, have you ever listened to that other
than the show?
No.
It is great.
It's just great speech music.
I've never even seen the movie.
Why?
I've liked that.
I didn't give a Sunday's a fun movie.
It's fun.
Very fun. What was it made? 90s? Yeah late 90s early 2000s. Yeah, one of those two late 90s maybe okay. Oh, no, it's great dude Jamie Foxx
Kurt Cameron Diaz
Cameron the oh, I mean everybody just literally everyone's yeah orange tail in the fucking movie Lawrence tail
Oh cool, so
Oh cool, dude. Shut up.
You know Dennis Quaid Lauren Holly fucking and Margaret come on as her mom. What are we doing?
It's fun. It's a fun. It's like really it's like a lot of action and story moves You know, I mean, it's not like a slow boring movie, you know
Okay, I'm in really really good one trying to think
127 hours when he cuts off his own arm,
go ahead, give it to me.
I can't remember it,
but I think you're right.
I know what happens.
Never saw the movie.
I saw the movie.
And I exactly, it's those like,
it's like they play like,
they probably show it.
My guess from remembering this would be
to show him screaming and making all kinds of crying.
But like it's gonna be the music is over.
The music's over it and it'll be dramatic love it because you know what they did that with that
I just talked about watching that movie recently warrior when they play the
national when when Tom when they're fighting at the end great use that's
exactly I watch that scene because I know at the end it gets super loud
you have to do this Tommy and then it's like you're going
start yeah it's goosebugs give me goosebugs when you say he's an Ellen John something I think it's rocket man it's goosebumps. Give me goosebumps when you sang. He's an Ellen John song.
I think it's Rocket Man.
It's actually a television show,
but this seems spoiler alert for California Cation.
David DeCovny's ex-wife finds out that he slept
with her new stepdaughter.
Yeah.
And they play the scene of her finding that out
just with an Ellen John's.
I think it's Rocket Man playing.
Yeah. And it's Rocket Man playing. Yeah.
And it's all her going crazy with this information,
but you don't hear anything that's telling us.
One of my favorite things they do is TV and movies.
In fact, billions does it a couple times.
They've had some song drops, really.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah, they're great at that.
Yeah, they really do it.
Like, that's how I learned about Carcy Hears.
Oh, well, I'll tell you who was the master,
and I could tell you episodes,
but I'm trying
to stay away from like songs and more into score, but a song wise, the end of almost every episode
of Suns of Anarchy had a cover of a song that was always like slowed down and made like very dramatic.
Yeah. And the season three finale, which is one of my favorite episodes of TV ever, is the end is
And the season three finale, which is one of my favorite episodes of TV ever, is the end is a keep on rockin' in the free world now.
Oh hey, hey my my. And it's just this long dark version of it. Well, everything's happening. Everyone's getting arrested or killed or killed.
I love it. It's nuts.
I love a cover. I love what Westworld did in season one where they made the old timey piano music, but it was like radio head.
It was like sound garden.
They did like a bunch of those songs, but like the kind of play in the old school old West piano player.
You have it, Lou.
There's everything along here right there.
Yeah, and it's just like the most violent shit's happening to this
You got the 127 hours one
So funny, I'm sorry this popped my head
When I lived with my buddy Mark in college we had two other roommates the shirt rules by the way
Oh my Roddy Piper sure yeah, oh, thanks
But they
It was like our house was split between me and Mark and Morgan and Matt and like we always joke around that like we are gonna
Kill him but we were drive to school together. It was a very long drive to school and one time we were playing guns and roses civil war
But we were scoring it like that where there's yelling and gun shooting
It was me and Mark kicking open the door and they're having gay
sex and we're like after we're driving to school and we're like driving like
school and like it's like Morgan turning around and getting lit up like
dude we were going to class driving laughing and then you roll in and come out of that shooting at that and he'll be reaching for his gun.
The slow-mo fake and get shot is the best.
But to this, there's not even, you know, just slashed.
Yeah, there we go.
Oh, I thought that was what it's all about.
Should we do the one twenty seven hours. Yeah, I want to see if I'm right about him screaming and there's no sound that's Franco
Keep it dude. Just fucking locked this on really I mean just like that. You're like, huh?
That's why you don't go hiking I mean he was what's 127 hours have me that's how it's six days
Who's gonna just lay there and die?
Mons will try, right?
Dead anyway.
Whoa, I've never seen this.
I could imagine doing it,
but I assume there's a point where you're like,
necessity will happen.
Oh, yeah, you're like, fuck, armor this.
You already broke it.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, ah!
He's like, first, worst worst parts over. He thought.
Yeah, you got to go full primal on this. This is tough to watch.
Tough watch, even with the score.
I was tough wise, the tiny, tiny little knife.
He's also going to bleed out. How do you do it without bleeding out?
One of the ideas, so he wants to like, merely wrap it as fast as possible.
His timing was incredible.
Oh god, a fast-forward a little bit, man.
It's making my legs feel wonky.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I'll put C-Singered a pass out
watching a Jake's record movie back in.
On air, you just hear all the...
They're sort of playing the screams into it.
Yeah, that is pretty weird. I hated that. Yeah. Let's read a couple more of these.
Yeah, oh
Let's read a couple more of these what's up like
Yeah, throw one in the last scene in the first saw
When you're realizing that the killer has been laying around the whole time Hey, they used these they use it in all the saws I think by the end. Oh, do they okay?
That's always like the man. I saw that in theaters. That was a fucking
What's up? You showing sex? You looking at sex movies?
That was the very end so it's right here. You're playing the right part, Lou.
What? What is that even? It's a name-grown trampoline.
Yeah, it was a good scoring of this too.
I mean, horror movies are the ones who kind of got to figure it out.
Because that's Jigsaw, rightaw right yeah cuz a difference between silly and
I never saw this what the fuck is going on you never saw
Is in the bathtub?
Not even the first one too scary
Too scary for you yeah, I don't like I do feel like you are a person who gets drunk enough.
There's a change you might wake up and find out there's a key behind your eye.
You have to get yourself.
He's, yeah.
Lou's gonna wake up and he's like, you don't remember last night, but my name isn't little Chris.
Uh, Josh said fifth element, but I never watched a stepop love that.
Fifth element.
It's great TBS movie, you watch.
I don't know what's happening.
He Bruce Willis is a down and out cab driver.
He wants to be left alone.
He has to help out.
His wheelie, Mela Yobabitch.
Yeah, and then find out that the world is about to end
and have it in sous.
In a word, a triumph.
There you go.
Let's see.
That's pretty much Brian says.
Also crazy to know that fifth element French film.
Yeah, what's the guy's name?
Luke Luke the boo.
Okay, boo, but it's in English, but it's it's considered a French film.
Is it really?
Yeah, I learned that in college.
Chris Tucker took one class and they were like, fifth elements of a French film.
I go on.
That was Chris Tucker.
That was Chris Tucker's mainstream job.
Jacob, can I trust that you watched all three hours of Casey Anthony last night? It's a French film. I'm like, go on. That was Chris Tucker. That was Chris Tucker's mainstream job.
Jacob, can I trust that you watched all three hours of Casey Anthony last night? Because I did.
I did not.
I'll watch it this weekend.
Just so you guys know, she didn't do it.
You are.
By the way, I want to add the world to know that
Jay came in very pro Casey Anthony.
No, I didn't.
I was very fair, Casey Anthony, where I said, I find her it's, she's innately unlikeable. Really? But I didn't. I was very fair Casey Anthony where I said I find her it's she's a
Nately unlikeable really, but I don't think she did it. Do you think that's why there might be
something in between that's true, but do you think that's why whoever did it was like I mean fucking
their cases sucks. I mean, is that really kind of the thing? But it is funny though when they show
like when they go through it and show it, they show friend,
you know, they do, I started,
I fell asleep on the Galeen Maxwell thing last night.
Damn, did you really pull work like you're a detective?
You come and do this radio show,
and you just watch a bunch of clues.
Well, I watched the Galeen Maxwell
and everything on it, when they're speaking,
people are speaking, it says her former friend,
former friend, and then the people, they're speaking people are speaking it says her former friend, former friend, and then the people they're interviewing a few people that says former friend, Casey
Anthony, former friend.
Okay.
I want to bunch them.
It's two of them, I think, and two of them, I mean, without giving a spoiler, when they
hear something that news to them, something they were unaware of they both go like, they both like ask for time.
Like can I actually have a minute?
Like I didn't know that, like that's fucking crazy.
So that's what it gives a thing.
You sold me on it.
You peacock selling son of a bitch.
I fell asleep, but don't think.
One of the starts crying.
Don't, don't think, I don't wanna spoil her.
Well then don't, then don't, Christine.
I have a question.
Then simply do not.
You can ask a question on the commercial.
I don't run away.
We can gossip like girls
during the break about this.
Oh, we can gab.
Gab fast.
I was wondering why it took me,
it was so difficult aside from the weather being just horrendous.
Man, I had to wake up and leave early
and it was like all those things were like're like, man, I want to stay inside today.
Rainy, we're a little cold, but.
I got to fly tomorrow.
It's actually not that cold.
But what sucks even the most is after work,
we have to deal with the Rockefeller Center tree lighting,
which is back to
Being full. Yeah, that last year it was still down the year before that it was still down because of the pandemic Yeah, that means walking that means walking over to like 10 to walk. Oh wow the tempo. I'll get up
I'm gonna get over like at least eight. Oh walk over with you because I gotta there ain't no way. I'm
No, I'm not messing with that
You guys don't want to go no, no, I have to work. I have to go to work. It's got a work, dude
So you don't want to go no
We're gonna home. We're gonna home. You can go. I've got to work. I got to go to work to
I'm gonna go look at the tree next week. What do you guys tonight spots working at the love factory? Oh?
Pulling late night shift at the love factory. Nice. That's I got a clock. I got a clock in I told yesterday
There was like a swingers couple in my show. Yeah, and
The only face they were going to a sex club. What is that really? I think it's just a bunch of people having sex all over the place
Is it really just be that raw that really exists? Yeah?
Like especially high-end ones
But this guy
I don't think people want to watch me fucking all yik, but I mean, but look up secrets resorts cuz they're like I want to know what the secrets was or it's is that it was just during a commercial on TV like
adult getaway
Secret well, I do know kids allowed kind of thing, but I am blind or fucking yeah
Well, but you know kids allowed kind of thing, but it implies fucking yeah
Us as vacation savings worth fall in floor word play
Play let's see
Don't seem like anybody's swinging there. I don't know that picture. Look at everyone at the pool You can do a girlfriend's get away. I like how they encourage that check on chick
Is anything about to say Winnings and honeymoon's. So maybe it is just
adult only. I think it's no kids. Yeah, I think you go to like hedonism and that's where you see
like the bucket seats for fucking Vietnamese fuck baskets. Oh yeah. But just is there anything
that's like inside of a sex club and what's allowed or the rules of a sex club?
Sex clubs generally places that are like rented out or like people own mansions or nice penthouse apartments and they basically throw a sex party
In that space, but they said they were going to a sex club. I've heard tales
I've heard tales of places sex clubs in New York
No, I've heard tales of places sex clubs in New York They're all like they're all like underground you need like a code to get in you got to know somebody
It's invite only there's no place. They just sell sex like that. They're not selling anything. They're selling you at place
You just go fuck. I don't think that's legal
I'm telling you it's like a skate park for fucking
I'm telling you it's like a skate park for fucking
Just give you different things the fuck on just different knee pads
They just give you different things the fuck on you're like whoa look at that rail
Your fucking burlap look at that
Look at silk circular bed
But I mean like a a sex club I find the the idea of that interesting especially also if it's like
Because there's gotta be those high-end like real like not eyes-wide shut. Yeah, not eyes-wide shut That's silly with the mask. I'm talking about people who just like yeah, it's like Friday nights
We always go to our fuck orgy place. Yes. It's a good bunch of us. But like, is it also get to a thing where you're like regular,
like you walk in and people are just like,
who was everything?
You know what I mean?
They're like, oh, hey, Jen, hey Jenger,
we gonna fuck tonight.
Hey Tom, come over here and DP this lady
before I go grab a doll.
I'm gonna call him a doll.
You think it's like that, Cash?
We're doing fourth of July barbecue over here.
Cause I always think when people immerse themselves
in these kind of worlds, they fall too far into the world of like like everything's like you know like like biting at each other and sexy face
Yeah, exactly. Everything's just yeah, we're so nasty. Are you my nasty girl? I think that's so silly
Me too, dude. I go. Oh, yeah
What you want to film you? I could do some D.V. like deviant fuck should do but the but the sinking into silly I just can't get past that. I don't know if it's like that. Do you want to be my I could do some deviant fuck shit, dude, but the sinking into silly, I just can't get past it.
I don't know if it's like that.
Do you want to be my sheep and I'm your herder?
I'm so nasty.
You nasty, bitch.
It's a little nasty.
I think it's like, it's gotta be super,
I've never been on that side of Elite Hotness
where you just are like a type of hot,
where everybody wants to fuck you.
And I feel like you're the only one.
You know what I call that kind of hot?
DJ Lou.
I call that like palm of hand hot where people palm each other's face
Whether it is look over in an orgy. It's like that's like what handsome Pete. That's like a life he would yeah
All of a sudden there was a new woman's hand on his chest
Yeah, he said things he was at four lovers last night. Yeah, I took her.
I took her as a head, they had them.
As Gregory gazed on, I took her.
If anyone needs me, I'll be upstairs having these three women.
It's like sex like this where he's holding their lower back.
We got calls by sex clubs.
Yeah, they're from Dallis on line one.
We got a swinger from Dallis.
We got swingin' Jere from Dallis. Dallas on line one. We got a swinger from Dallas. We got swing and Jerry from Dallas
Yeah, Tony uh, there's I don't know
Yee-haw and come to you
He wants to offer insight Tony. What's up, buddy?
Hey, what's going on guys?
Tony thank you, man
Can I ask you are you like a weird-looking guy who goes to this thing alone to try to bang dudes wives?
Are you a good-looking guy who brings a hot chick with you is somewhere in the middle you need to know your avatar.
I'm a pretty average guy.
Pretty average liking looking dude.
Nice.
And I bring my girlfriend and everything.
There's a very large swingers community in the Dallas area.
The clubs are basically BY by ob dance clubs that have
separate play areas in the back that you go to smart champagne rooms
so it's the idea that but you still have to like if you go to a swingers party with
no game no it's probably just as bad as going anywhere with no game right i
think it
i mean yes and no i mean
as a skiff your single guy trying to go in and just bang people's lives,
then ain't going to work.
You've got to be vetted and no people.
And
right, but that almost takes that.
That almost takes a bit of the thing out of it, though.
That's going to go there.
It's like, oh, I hope Marcy and Carol are there tonight.
I was like, Marcy gives really good blowjob.
You know, we do a potluck and she does these brownies that are mixed with Oreos also her anal is
You want to be more like a vampire party where you're like you and then you like put your like fingernail under their chin and
Draw them to you are you ch mind?
Yes, it goes come with me to this room
They just like this. It's a very long fingernail. They get under your chin. And maybe cut you a little, and then they lick the blood off their fingernail,
and they go, sweet, and then they go.
Yeah, you don't want it like you guys are both,
like fucking climbing, like rock climbing together.
Okay, here's what's gonna happen, chalk up,
and I'm gonna get in there.
I'm gonna toss you around a little bit.
Because I'm having, if I know your ass hole's empty,
I'm gonna throw a fingernail.
Now, what is our safe word?
Let's work on this
It's almost like pro wrestling where they got to work a match where they go. Okay, you blow me bow comes in He's gonna bang my wife flip the do right of the tat. We are in each other's lovers arm
Is that really how it is you guys like talk it out like a match?
You can yeah, I mean sometimes you just need another couple you vibe.
You go, you all want to go, you go back into the room.
It's a great like a hockey fight. You guys ready, bud?
You guys want this, bud? Do you feel like oftentimes you, uh, like get to
fuck up, where do you feel more times or not?
You make concessions to fuck down. Oh, we don't make concessions met my girl and I don't make concessions if we're not
Both into the other people. We're not doing it
You probably have a little more looseness on that though, right?
Yes, I know because if it could be like if the if your wife was like yeah the guy's great
But like I'm not attracted to the girl you'll be like kind of nice nose. Yeah
Well, she had a firm grip
Oh Jacob a question yes
For the caller so I mean you watch your
Tony you watch your girlfriend getting railed by a dude. It's I mean is that oh how does that affect you?
I love it
Really that how's that the fact you I love it. It's awesome. Really? There you go.
Jacob.
All right.
You're blown away by that Jacob.
He's her getting hers.
It's awesome.
Yeah, Jacob's called supporting your partner.
Are you blown away by that Jacob?
I'm not blown away.
Oh, because it's out.
I think you really, I guess you got to go into it with that attitude or else there's going
to be an issue.
Yeah.
I had to, I dealt with that jealousy pretty young
with like my right after high school girlfriend.
That's the story that Kevin Hart was telling on the thing.
Oh yeah, we got better for another time.
He told it a little bit wrong, but like it was,
it was essentially in the grand scheme,
it was the right story.
Yeah.
He was telling, but then I just also,
it just, it didn't, it changed such nothing
what we did that night.
In our relationship that I was able to like learn
that kind of jealousy getting over that.
So I hear what he's saying.
I don't know if I could, first of all,
just being public like job, I couldn't even like
fathom the idea of going into like a sex club
and being like, did I mean sunglasses in a, in a block? You You were a blonde Bob wig. You're getting recognized in that and being like
Oh my god, dude. Where's Christine? I'm like under that pile of guys. Oh, you see that dog pile of man me
She's under there somewhere with all her holes filled. I'm gonna I'm gonna pull her out when she's a puddle
She's gonna slide out from under. Yeah, that's what I mean like sex club club it's like it's it's private but it's public
to do people see
i probably not there probably people don't have a bunch to do to any more
masks a bunch
i know not really
one thing to know one thing to know about the demographic also
in general it seems to be
older couples and when i say older i mean like
thirty five and older usually most people
are usually in their 40s. A lot of them are older kids if they have kids they're all older
kids, empty nesters with sex people. Yeah oh no no for sure.
Living their best lives. I went with my ex-wife we were getting people
invited to go I've never done that, but I've been to two things
that would be called Swinger's Clubs.
Yeah, you've had Penny.
Yeah, Penny, well that was the time,
that was the basement of a strip club in Queens.
It's a good penny.
And then this couple's friends of ours,
we advised, you know, you were both like,
I'll absolutely see that.
So we were like, do we have to walk around naked or fuck
and they were like, no, you can just kind of hang out
if you like, it's like a charge to get in or whatever.
I got, sure.
They got Xbox.
I don't know if it was a Halloween thing.
Whatever it was, we went to it and it was,
what was so funny was recognizing a couple,
not from life, but from, I forget which one it was.
There was an HBO show about a tow truck company.
I forget which the HBO one was, but it was all on Long Island and it was. There was an HBO show about a tow truck company. I forget which the HBO one was,
but it was all a long island. And it was like this family. And I remember because they showed this wife naked on
the show a bunch and like, they seem like a swingers couple. And they, in fact, were she was like, and they're like,
oh, yeah, she's, she's the bell of the ball now that she's on that show or something. See you're walking
right. And it was just like, those old lacquer tent looks like a stained deck of
tits. Yeah.
It's like that.
Yeah. Spot heaven.
Yeah. But I mean, big old and the guy was just, you know, we're like guy
few are he shirts and like, or a fiction just love that his chick was just
getting everyone like standing in circles grabbing their weeners around.
They're like, he loved it.
But I didn't see anybody fucking that one.
I don't think at all.
We kind of like hung for like an hour.
So I was just like, I'm not gonna engage.
So it's like, I don't know what to do.
I feel bad.
And a bad an hour's enough to get over.
They're like, oh, wow, those people are doing that.
Or this or that.
But it is all very like, it's a much older crowd than you'd
think.
And then what really makes you feel bad is it's standing
at a few of those things
in my life is when a very attractive couple comes in and doesn't about face and turns around. And then realize that you're in that you're in that soup of two gross for them. I know I wasn't
one of the faces where they went okay okay. Now I don't know. I'm the first face they saw when they
walked in and they were like yeah this is this is the guy who gets his condoms or something, right?
I'm not gonna let this fucking toad fuck my gorgeous girlfriend
When you're it was your drive over was your drive over there thinking it was gonna be a much like bigger thing
Like when you guys got ready that night where you're like damn we're gonna about to go live this crazy
Sex party life now. It's like let's go watch and make fun of you
Yeah, it's but I was much more than that thing.
It's more like, can we, like, you know, you can go if you're
willing to dive in and be like, you know, yeah, you have me.
Yeah, like everyone.
But if you went too hard in the paint, for you to show it up
then you're like, have at my meat.
Take me.
Consume me, like, excuse me.
Have me.
One of our skankfest volunteers is listening to the show right now and sent me this.
He said it's a very popular sex club in San Francisco.
Two, two.
Michael.
Founded by Gary Soder.
That would have been great.
It's called Soder Eye.
He just got Soder Eye.
He got Soder Eye.
Oh no, he left.
He faked his death so he could go down there and just be the,
the way you see your dad there,
where he's just like a gimp on the cover.
He's got an open silk robe
that's tied right in his belly button.
The king of swing, you're like, oh my God.
It's a sex club, the only legal sex club
open all genders and orientations in California
making it truly one of a kind.
Entry to power changes called a membership
due to the nature of the club.
We asked you to present a valid idea of yourself
at the front door, sign a waiver saying you agree
to the rules and play at your own risk.
Oh, it's like this is like one of those gymnastics places
with sponge pits.
Yes.
Look, you could get a life changing injury here.
I would line.
I would be lying to your face if I told you
we didn't just take Discovery Zone's waiver and change a couple things to sex. I don't know how it's gonna hold up in
court. So it's a change a couple words to sex. That's basically all this waiver is. This is the
basic Chelsea peers. McDonnell's fun land thing. Same thing the play place made you sign. That's what we got again. No one you can't really
Like a sec like what is we still Tony on the phone?
Don't hey
Yes
Members only you got a paper of membership to get in
So I mean though there is something I know it's nice like a still widens your
Availability of like women you could like sleep with and keep saying spicy for sure however
Have you gotten bored yet of fucking some other guys wife or do they like do they do like territory wrestling where they bring in a champ
That would be great. I'm this guy from the power station up north. We got a Florida couple coming in. Oh, hello high flyers are here
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's got to be membership. You're just like hey nine punches on your card one more and
You get a pretty bucket of lube
Fun it
Fun it, but Tony have you, James, had that question
have you ever gotten tired of fucking another guy's wife?
Oh, he's not there anymore.
Damn!
He got him.
Tony, I was the question that got him.
Damn, you're so electrified.
There was another swinger on the line too.
Swinger is?
All right.
What was the other one?
We have.
Swinger Bar.
Derek says there's a... Is there something you different flyers for a sex club. Hey, that's pretty funny
That is fun. Let's go to flyers say uh
Derek a New Jersey as a sex club in Atlantic City Derek have you been to this sex club in Atlantic City?
Sadly no, I'm totally a dork and a super jealous person and I have not gone but uh does that mean your chick would go?
I would not even have that conversation because i don't think i can handle it
it would have a crushy if she said yes immediately
you know how i think i was just oh you want to go there i actually have a
membership is your sex plan just out listen i'll call my friend steve who works
down there
drawer top drawer to the right i think i got a little membership card
appreciate the renew process i get a punch card next loads free
Yeah, she was oh my god. You're gonna love it. They have the best spread for food. Yeah, carbop you go in and dudes just
Derek you're getting Derek you're getting crushed by these these fake things we're making up here. You are a jealous guy
things were making up here you are a jealous guy. No, I'm just laughing at that.
Oh, don't make it.
No, no, she's beautiful.
No, no, no, god.
Her father and I actually had a cat.
That's my dead now.
How long have you been with your girl for?
18 years.
Oh, yeah.
If she was like, hey, that's my step.
You go, no.
I'm surprised.
I was saying you're surprised you still hang a thing like
On that where you wouldn't like where you're not even thinking about the thing world You could maybe fuck somebody else too if she fucked somebody else not worth it, huh?
No, not worth it. I'm just keep doing it behind her back. Dude. It's easier. I hear you bro
Saying it without saying it there
Look up to the Atlantic City on Christine. America's
premiere sex club.
Well, due to the Atlantic City
sex club has to be if it's local
mother fuck you better hope that's
all imported. Oh man, that's
what you're saying. Yes.
Is it saying like you get your
you're too jealous to go to the
club like I don't know if the like it's a bad thing
Like who most people don't want to see their
They're partner getting railed. Oh for sure. No, I'm sure it's more I know it's more you have issues
No, I was saying he has issues. I was just saying like you can't like even fast some people can at least like have a conversation
You know, I don't like where my girlfriend laughs with other people.
I would understand too.
It would kill me if Christina walked me in,
she was like, you know, I got a fuck
a different person than you immediately.
Yeah, if that would have happened,
I'd have been like, how?
This has to happen right now.
But no, I don't know.
Yeah, I'm saying I just don't particularly like share that gel.
See, I was just asking him if he did.
I thought he was calling because he had this information because he went to it.
Saints and sinners.
What a jagged off.
I don't like.
You know, this is a strip.
I hear when they try to make it look regal.
Like it's the fucking friar's club or something.
What are you doing to roast?
Northeast Philly, dude at Lanark City?
Oh, there's one Northeast Philly.
Yeah, there's one.
Strayer Philly.
Yeah, dude.
Uh, it's St.
And, yeah, you want to go over Stain Center.
Yeah, I got fucking blind at it.
Stain Center.
I fucked the chicken the butt down there.
Yeah, I watched the girl slurp shit down at Stain Center.
Yeah, I went down there one time.
They were gang banging my aunt.
Yeah, they have a thing called the Super Bowl challenge where you can
lick horse shit. Yeah, if you lick horse shit, two girls will suck your dick
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