The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Tears For FUPAs

Episode Date: June 30, 2023

An appreciation for the music of Tears For Fears leads to the guys planning to cut off their F.U.P.A.s (fatty upper pubic area).

Hey everybody, I'm Bobby Kelly. And it's Big J. Okerson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just the podcast. Hey, guess what? For full episodes of the Bond Fire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Alcarson and Robert Kelly. ["It's My O'Rea, Ma'er, Hell Me To The Side, Hell Me To The Man." Josh Edamars walked up to me last night and goes, Rollin' to Kurt Sounded Amazing.

Don't first name tears for fears in a group of people. I'm gonna assume they know. It doesn't make you look awesome. Roland and Kurt still got the goods. They're buddies of mine. We're now homies. No, they didn't come home. We went to the concert last night.

Said Pact, Madison Square Garden, interesting. That is surprising. By the, I think they're great. I love them. Sure. Yeah, I love them. We like those five songs. Well, yeah, it's like, but I like it more than the cure.

Oh, I would have had more fun than tears of fears in the cure for sure. One, they didn't play three hours for sure. Bring up the set list Christine from tears of fears last night. I'll tell you where we would have to get our T-shirt time. And walk around and pretend that we care about ear plugs. for fears last night. I'll tell you where we would have to get our t-shirt time and walk around and pretend that we care about ear plugs. What do we fucking grandfathers?

Well, I had to get it from my son and I had to get it from me so I didn't have to hear the music. I wish they were bows. I've never worn headphones at a concert. The cure, the cure should sell bows, headsets at their concerts. Okay, here we go. No small thing, I have no idea. The tipping point, I don't know. Everyone wants to rule, everybody wants to rule the world. Awesome.

Tipping plant is my favorite song. That's not true. It is. Has it go? Tipping plant is when you point. Point. Tipping point is the point I love my friends. Okay. Tipping point, tipping point. Oh, you know another you're singing. I do remember it Tipping point

Yeah, you've reached the tipping point Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's not one of the rest for me, but I get it. Okay, what's the next one? Everyone, everybody wants to rule the world, then secret world, they don't know. Secret world, dude, that's a great song too. No. I wanna be your secret world. I wanna be your secret world. Yeah, yeah.

So in the seeds of love suck shit, but I know it. No way. You're the 80th person who said it to me when I say it. So in the seeds of love stinks. No way. Can I hear a little bit of that? I don't mind the verses. The chorus bites.

Really? Yeah, I like to hot damn, slippy, slam, puke ol' jam, and your hunk bam. Yeah, I love it. I love that song Now you don't like what he goes so The seeds of now so in the sea. I do I like it. It's like a little chant. I like chant these songs Hot damn Ficky jam I like chant these songs hot damn piggy jam Ah, you're fucking crazy slapping jam

When or sing this song Flappy hey big old teeth Just look at the guys That's Rowan's not Kurt. He's a looker. Which one Kurt was looker, right? Right here. Rowan looks like Michelle Wolfe. So in the seat of love, the seat of love, sewing the seats. That blows. I don't think so. I mean, it is a little more silly than I thought it was.

It stinks. You don't sound good singing in the car with your friend. Go back to the set. It's not as good as Hell's Hells. Damn, flippy jam. Skibba Deba DOOM, MacGa-Fan. Long, long, long time, I don't know. You know that song?

No. You've known it. Come on, sing it. Sing it for me. Let me know if I know what it is. Long, long, long time, tears for fears. Yeah, it's a good song. Break the band, I don't know.

Break the band, you know it. It's a good song, let's do it. Yeah, I'm breaking the band, breaking the band, band and my stomach is breaking. We're not even doing these in the style of tears for fears anymore. My demons. My demons, tears for fears anymore. My demons. My demons. Tears for fairs and demons. Rivers and merst. So I'm from song five,

from song six to 10. I'm out. And then mad world. And I don't like this not the best version. Suffer the children. No idea. Woman in chains. I feel like I know. Well, Christine knows. Yeah, yeah, she knows about that life. She knows that life. Where you go? I wish I could just stay home. Christine up. She'd shut her up.

I kind of did emotionally. Yeah, I close rough emotionally. You got to be sure. Yeah, that's probably my fault. It is your fault. You should stand up for yourself. Play woman in chains. Do I know that one?

I will oftentimes mistake what Tears for fears with lamb Yeah, I hear that or in excess they kind of look like them. No, I'm not thinking it has like two guys In like a pretty boy and like the you know the a brunette In excess the lead singer had like shitty skin, but I liked it. He was kind of hot. Michael Hutchins? Yeah. Did he die at choke-jerk?

Yeah, choke-jerk. And choke-jerk and choke-jerk. Choke-jerk. Him, David Caronene, and then everybody else who's ever hung themselves. Patrice O'Neil. From a door knob. Patrice O'Neil.

He wasn't, he was choking himself with his hand, though. He wasn't hanging for anything. Hey, can we make a promise that if we ever wind up giving up in bad shit happens we can choke-jerk each other?. Yeah yeah. We're spotting each other at least. Oh just to death. Yeah we choke jerk each other. I wouldn't mind that. Yeah. Just being a picture of two door knobs with two things hanging off them and they show that's the scene where they found us. Yeah two two two. And then load and back sweat. To doorknobbs that just pulled down and stressed out. How do they die? So song 16 I'm back in.

What is it? A head over heels, that song rules. How's that go? Head over heels, head over heels. Now you know this one. I don't. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom Oh, this is my full-leaf clover. I don't know the lyrics by how he thought he says, one little boy, one little guy.

I don't think that's what he says though. That's what you wanted to say. It is. But tell me what it says. It's a different, go to the end of this song. Da, da da da da da You know what movie brought this song back in the prominence? They used it really really well. A top gun?

Mm-hmm. What? Tiny Darko. Oh, I've never seen Doni Darko. You won't like it. Why won't I like it? You said that weird. I didn't love it.

Oh, okay. I feel like you don't like an artsy movie that really has like complete horseshit to it. That hurts. That hurts. I mean, yes, I do like stupid stuff like I like I like to say network burn notice psych. I like those stupid shows. I'm into squat. Swat now. Oh the new swat. Damn, Dude, you are a fat Midwestern I 70 year old dude. I love swat. I can't you know what I love doing. I love going home. Mm-hmm last night. I got home We had dinner and and then I got a Sugar-free a Fudge call okay, and I put on Honda

And school a SWAT and I watched three episodes of SWAT. What's Honda? Honda was the lead dude man. Listen to the song This is Mr What's Hondo? Hondo's the lead dude man, listen to the song. That's the... This is it, this is the song, ready? Wait, kick's in. Right here. No regular man, Kulak, Naka, Kanna, take a muscle band man and put his face in the sand.

That's how LL how cool Jay our bad starts They they still use this song. Yeah Yeah, this is the this is the I think Yeah, it's a little updated This shows stinks you're out of your mind. It's not for oh Everybody has a dramatic. Oh Honda always says something really dramatic at the end. There's always a moment, and then he looks off camera like this. Sometimes you get to do what you get to do,

and you might not like it. No. And then he looks off. Ha ha ha. My only network, Schmalt TV is SVU. I watch everything Dick Wolf ever created. All the Chicago's. All the Chicago's. Yeah, my wolf ever created all the Chicago's all the

Chicago's yeah my daughter is in on the Chicago's to she's also self-diagnosed herself a lot of things and then always says it's from Chicago med fire Chicago PD law and order the new one and sv. You regular law and order yeah they know look how good looking Honda is though look at him look at that I called Bobby yesterday he told me you called me while I was watching a SWAT. Look, I was a troublesome to him. I mean, look dude. When I'm watching SWAT, I'm trying to learn life lessons.

They teach you all kinds of stuff on SWAT. That's what I learned. What do they teach you in SWAT you can learn from your own? You know what? Cops do messed up stuff too. Not all of them are good. Do you know what? teach you in swathe can learn from you man. Look you know what cops do messed up stuff too Not all them are good. Do you know grab a real dude? If you get a couple of them that are good, maybe they can change things You know what I'm saying a couple of good swat eyes. Yeah, what do they call swat in for? anything

Anything really bad like hostage situations anything really bad like hostage situations, bank robberies, anything man. And then on their off time they solve crimes too. It's not just like whether that bad you know that vest is on. You know that Bobby is watching his ass a mean ass swat. Don't get your ass up in that kitchen. Make me up something to eat. She's a fine ass woman. With a flat ass ass.

And I'm a fine ass brother. Look at my son and doing me a max one, swat. My seeds in the other room. Playing video games. Video. He's got a Nerf gun walking around like Hondo. I got a video in take my fuck to think he rule in the roost my my ring camera off today and he was walking he was checking his corners with his Nerf gun

Really? Yeah, I swear to God nice. He's checking his corners. Yeah, Swat is Swat is one of the cheesy as best shows ever I love cheese man. I love it Yeah, I grow up at the good doctor who now isn't just about a I love it. But I love it. Yeah, you're all about the good doctor who now isn't just about a mentally challenged doctor anymore. Now there's gay. Also, I saw on a commercial.

Lot of gay. Lot of gay they're thrown in there. Lot of gay. Are they saying gay is related to autism? All right, good doctor. Balls out. If you're autistic, you're also probably gay. Well, if you're gay, you have an autistic child.

Probably. Yeah, it's like the it's like the vaccines That's what they say well they have to escape into their own brains to not hear dudes pounding dudes asses upstairs all the time Well the hot girl in spot hearing your parents fuck and then you hear you're both that parents fuck. Oh That penis. Oh, it never gets easier Well the hot Spanish girl in here Latino. She's Latino She's Latina Latina. Sorry, dude. Don't offend your clan Happy birthday, Michelle happy birthday. Oh happy oh kids. What is it?

Compleonios, please. Compleonios Gracias. How old is she in spanish? Oh, please. Oh, let's see 40 and 57 years old 30 30 years old. Yes, okay. I thought she was 57 years old. She looks fantastic She's whatever age she tells me she is You don't dig deep. I don't know how old Don is.

What'd you do for your birth that you ditched out on your girlfriend and went to go spend time with your brother? Left over you guys. You guys go total recall together or something? I gave her a spa treatment. She the fuck up, Diego. You're a spa treatment. We want to a horrible restaurant. Okay. You gave her some weed and center on her way.

It's not a present. That's your birthday. What do you cause me? I gave her weed and put her in an Uber. She's dabbling into gummy. So I got her into it. I gave her a fentanyl. I said have a good time. You'll be fine, babe., I'll call you tomorrow. I'll take it a pearl jam show two times in Minneapolis. That's it So tough. That's for you. That's you that's you That's like me taking done camping Going with the king of Pearl jam. It should be an honor king of Pearl jam. That's me, Bob. I know that, you.

But I need to... Did we ever get to the end of that Tears for Fear's song? Does he say one little boy, one little guy? Oh, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, Then they do an encore of some bullshit song and shout, but shout rules also. Shout's the best. That's something you get behind. Shout. Yeah, we shoulda went to that concert. Don't want to went to that concert as much as she woulda went to the cure.

It woulda been so much, uh... So much more fun. Well, less time. Also, the cold war kid, cold war kids opened. opened really I love them. I don't know them I love three songs two and the t-shirt would have been cooler Tears for fears cure t-shirt. I got sucked now cure t-shirts. Well, you got the one with the band on it, right? Yeah, I got some stuff boring ass stage

Why everybody get that shitty shirt? Yeah, it looks like a Las Vegas stage, like the outdoor stage on Fremont Street. Oh, god damn, look at the stage, the sex foam player and the lost boys played on. What a T.S. Free fears have. I think the garden though has like a certain, like when you go out, oh, you can buy our setups, we have this one, that one and the,

and they pick it because even Billy Joel setup was kind of shitty. I don't mind Billy Joel setup, it because even Billy Joel set up was kind of shitty I Don't mind Billy Joel set up and all our luck is it was all right, but it was kind of shitty It was it was a same TV's like the garden is the garden. Why don't they update the fucking place and make it awesome Yeah, is this tears affairs that looks nice nice light thing That looks fun. Well, that's a big screen in a circle. I like that That looks fun. Well, that's a big screen in a circle. I like that. Oh That looks fun. Look at everybody's having a good time. Nobody's sleeping

Little guy Now they don't sound as good as the cure I'm just a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, in pubwik. I thought he was still doing it. Doing what? The his thing. He has to. I think that's his face. I don't think he's doing anything. He just, he felt an acid bath. Turn it up.

I gotta hear when he goes. I feel so. That's head over heels. How is this? Over heels. Down, down, down, down, down. Where's the Aiden? Oh, it's Rajash.

He got upset me last night too, because he was talking about me that I make fun of him for filming a concert constantly and just staring into his phone and making a recording that's going to one blow to your, if you watch it again, what's the point? And there's 7,000 just like this, other people already doing it. Just enjoy the concert if you want to be there. Yeah.

Filming it for so much. I film, I film the budge. At the cure? I had to tell Max to sell that. No, you're filming, you're filming like Max and don't end like things. He's just going like, I'm going to film the concert for a little bit, if any seat doesn't make any sense to me. I mean, I know a zillion people

do, but I think their teenage girls mostly. I was actually trying to get his disgusting face on camera. That's all I was trying to do. Yeah, no, I'm saying, look, I made a video there. I filmed that guy. I think I was the hit of the weekend. I pulled everybody. I showed everybody that on my phone. That you should post that on the bonfire. That fucking a tambourine player for sure Yeah, also where are our? Drawings available. I couldn't find pictures of them on Instagram. We well, we should probably yeah We can't put them on Instagram because we'll get shut shut down for what penises

For drawn. Yeah, probably nudity. It is even though it's our it's probably shouldn't put mine. Yeah. Okay. I guess that's right. I forgot. I forgot Bobby's getting skull fucked in one. Well, I think is I change it to no one. Oh, yeah. No one's getting skull fucked in one. That crazy. No, it. I had to tell Max at the curator kind of settle down. He did the old flashlight thing. Mm-hmm. He saw like one person do it then everybody and then he did it because he had his phone and he was waving it but then he just kept doing it and just like the people in front of us

had just a flashlight in their face. Like he doesn't know the time to do it. I didn't want to like snub him out because he was having fun but he was like, yo, Max, put that down, not now. And he was like, what? That was like, just be cool. You that down. Not now. And he was like, what? That was just be cool. You got to be cool. Don't be an asshole.

You're gonna go be lame. Yeah, I don't want to have to fight three guy men. Yeah, whatever that they are. Yeah, I don't want me and Don to get in a fight with whatever the fight in front of us. A couple little vampires. Yeah. I don't want your mom to get bitten the neck by anybody. It was made to people there that were like dressed up. Like they were like in their cure get up.

They look like assholes. What's tears for fears closed? Why were they like, was that for the show or is that how those people are still living their lives? Like are they just like, God, the guy in our eye, the guy in our eye all was every day. He goes because his face is already prepared for people to not like him. He already had a scale on knowing it's like like as soon as I walk past every person in the world that go, what the fuck's with this jerk off? And he's right.

We did. I pointed him out many times throughout that arena. He was very, I think it was like a skinny young Robert Smith now, which looks like a dumb shit. But he was walking around like he was jacked. He had a mesh tank top. Yeah. And he was walking around with his shoulders back. Like he took a posture class. He was a little boy chest.

Yeah. One little ball. I won a little guy. Tears for fears though, I got back into them from the show Psych. They were on the show Psych. Yeah. So they go Psych. They were on Psych. They were on Psych. Psych. So they go Psych. They were on Psych.

They were on Psych. Yeah. What? Doing what? Singing songs. Singing Tears for Fears. Well, in one of the episodes on season seven, I believe, or eight, they a millionaire hired him to come back

and sing for him privately in his backyard. It was a good episode. Just one of them. Yeah, the, uh, what's the name? Roll under a curtain. Right there. Right there. That's a curtain. Yeah, Kurt. Yeah, Kurt. He had Kurt come. Yeah, Kurt come. I like Kurt. I like Kurt better. Yeah, of course. Yeah, absolutely. What is this? There you go. The talent show. Oh, maybe this is season 7, maybe this is season 6.

Yeah. So they're dressed like Michael Jackson and John Bander. Yes, for fears. No, neither of them are dressed like tears for fears. Yeah, these tears for fears. Yeah, these tears for fears. Where's actual tears for fears? They come in and he comes in. This guy's a knob.

Yeah. No, he's not. Shut up, Christine. I don't like things you like, damn. Bobby loves psych. I love it. You're lying. I like corny TV. I admit it. I admit it. I asked that I really thought wrestling was keeping USA network alive. No turns out.

Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby Kelly's household. Yeah. Do you convince your son these are good shows? We watched. We've watched every ep. I don't convince anybody of anything. I let them choose. No, you teach a child what's good and bad. Isella loves S for you because I've put her in front of it

since she was a child. Okay, well Max got me into the good doctor and Matt. Good, why? Cause I gave stuff? No, we were up it last last year in the town of house. I came in one night, he's watching the good doctor. Really? And we just got into it.

And now we're all caught up. He got me into, he got me into Swat too. He was watching Swat Max got you in a swat. I got him in a psych So you're watching the suck it That's the show suck it This is bad television watching I know I am not listen. I will not Defend did you like breaking bad and stuff? I did breaking bad like last year.

Yeah, but you did it. I did it and it was great, it was good. No, no, no, you can't say it like that. If you are like, SWAT dude, you can't have that much energy for SWAT and that much dismissive for breaking bad. I look at breaking bad was a great show, but it's a lot of anxiety.

It's anxiety. I don't like, I have anxiety issues. People think that I'm Bob and Bob doesn't have anxiety. What's up, fuck faces. My anxiety comes out with shit like that. And I don't want to be angry and fuck you. So I watch shows that make me happy, like psych, and SWAT teaches lessons and the good

comedies. I'm not a fucking I'm not a sissy no fucking now Bobby. Alright, I like a couple. What you feel wrong, com? You watch the bunch. I have my sub bunch. I know you have the same energy as Jacob with the CW. Yeah, Jacob watches the CW. I'm not talking about this. This show is single handedly keeping low budget television alive. Listen, if you watch psych, if you watch psych, I guarantee you would wind up liking it. No.

I guarantee, if you get it, I'm just not going to start watching psych. I don't know where there's so many things on the new American glad eaters documentary coming out late tonight Do me a favor watch watch one season of psych the second season or what start on season two watch watch to season one And season two and you tell me it's not you don't get the show Thou killmer is in psych No, he's not there is he does is in psych. No, he's not. Yeah, he is. He does the last episode. No, he doesn't.

They refer to Val, yeah, he does. Val Kilmer is in the last episode of psych. How? Because it's a good show. Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is before that. No, he doesn't do that. He's before that.

How long has psych been out? It's been out for years, dude. I told you I'm a psych. Since that Kilmer didn't talk like, Let me do it again. I love it. That's terrible. We're on the other side. Yeah, he was on psych. Look at her face. She knows. You got it. Val Kilmer, psych, last episode. I can't tell if you're saying Val Kilmer and then you're saying psych like in the 90s, you're saying psych.

This is what's coming up. I'm trying to go to the end. Go to the end. Is it the last episode? Last episode. Yeah. Last episode, final season, they mentioned Val Kilmer so much through this, through the TV show. At the end, you had to have him.

He wound up, you know, he was one of the sergeants, like he's been there the whole time. You know, and he turned, no, not psych. There's no psych. I swear to God. It's on psych. Psych. No, no psych. It was on PS, why psych? Yeah, PS why psych. Psych, it's like on psych. No, no psych. It was on PSYS.

Yeah, PSYS. Psych, yes, I can. Psych. Didn't Kim Kong didn't say she's friends with Val Kilmer and call him Val? She may have called him Val. Friends, I don't know if I would say exactly, but her friend was his personal assistant for a while. So yeah, one time we were, I went to gas digital and she was on a face time with her friend in Val Kilmer

And she would hey Val this is my friend big Joke or soon he goes Hey, so you were friends with American Indian woman You're friends with I make jewelry out of Torco's with Al Kilmer? Oh man, he did not look good. Yeah. And Christine's also can't prove your lie. Yes, Ken.

It's not a lie, it's not a lie. She's having a real hard time finding any correlation about Kilmer and stuff. Psych. It's on YouTube. Psych. Val Kilmer on show, psych, swear to God. It's Kilmer with a K.

Is that Drake Gubb? Honeys at you? This is not a Bobby fact, by the way, this is a fact. There's a difference between a Bobby fact. Since it's a fact you pulled out of a trash barrel. Well, this is a search page on that, which is why I was going to the full episode. You can just say Val Kilmer's Psych.

That's what I did before. Okay. TV show Psych. That's what she had it. Val Kilmer TV show Psych. Boom. Jacob Honey. I would like Bobby to watch a CW show. I'd like to get him into a CW show. Like name one show.

Tell me what was the one you'd have me watch? The grown man, the grown man such and myself shouldn't be so excited for the season finale of Superman and Lois tonight, yet I am. And then, great after that, I think is the second last episode of Gotham's newest heroes, The Gotham Knights, which are a bunch of young kids who are like the kids of one little boy one little guy. They're just very fearless kids that believe in themselves and they they fight crime in Gotham

because Batman's dead now. In that show that's the idea that that show yeah so is adoptive hunks son is now running around with the Gotham Knights which is just a bunch of good looking can I tell you what wronged for me what's his son what super heroes is son he's not a super hero is just a kid who parents died yeah but what's his outfit they don't have an outfit yet they don't have outfits. But what's this character's name going to be? I forgot. No, it's been on. This is almost the last episode, but I forget the the name of the character. I can tell you the in a second though. Jacob, I was into super girl. I was into super girl a lot. But you

know what ruined it for me? What? When the nude pictures came out. What? Of Supergirl? That ruined it. That ruined it. Because every time... I'm talking about plastic, she's one of the fused getting plowed in her video.

She's just ruined it. Or picture. Because now, like I could, every time I saw the show, I just, I wound up googling those photos. Oh yeah, of course. During the show and it's like, uh, but. I want to pluck one, I want to pluck one of her pussy hairs and then see if I could hang a 2,000 pound weight from it

See if you'd stop a bullet If you don't mind take a little bag of your pubes like it's just an experiment. So I have some ideas here Jay Jay was the first guy to Make super girl impure for me. He told me that she was on the fat. I did. Because I said, hey, Jay, I'm watching this, this new show Supergirl. It's awesome. The girl is so beautiful. Yeah, yeah, she's on the fat. Would you rather have that in your life or not have that in your life? Can I answer? Thank you, Jay. You're welcome. I have it in my life, but I have never been upset with you're welcome. I have my life but I know I've never like been upset with you

For it. Yeah, like I don't want to see Julia Roberts's snatch We just do and I don't you know the girl from the one they always uses the ugly girl They say in sex in the city whenever thought was ugly the red have her showed full ever showed full Pub bush and tits in the newest episode apparently of Of that show and jitter for Lawrence leaning into the nudity now just did a full nude scene in this movie that they keep I've never seen the word rated R Be in the forefront of everything so much. They really want everybody know to rated our comedy, but no one gave a shit Nobody went the flash flop movies are done flash flash was not good movies are done. No top top got made a billion dollars

Because of the timing it was everyone getting back now that everyone's back. You're sort of like This if I got a big TV at home at all in some way. It's like an a sound bar. It's just as fun I love the movie's I don't like the flash kid. I've been in the movies I went to the movies three times in the last month. I love I love Alamo. I love the movies. I don't like him. They don't like the flash kid. I've been in the movies. I went to the movies three times in the last month. I love I love Alamo. I love look. Look, theaters awesome. That's the one that's next to me. Yeah, dude. The new theaters that they're actually, you know, where you just sit in your chair, you scan a thing, you order your food, it comes to you, no fuss, no moths, you can get, you know, pretzel bites or a chicken salad or coffee.

I will say, Jacob and back this up, a little underwhelming, the food to look feeder. It's sucked. The food of the AMC, it leek and center is so much better than the food that we ordered at one of those. The Lincoln Center is old school good food. Lincoln Center is the best. Yeah, they have like, they have like salmon.

They're paying it. That's like Jews are like, you don't have my food, or I do not come. You go there, it's fun. You want some like salmon. That's like Jews are like my food. I do not come. You go there. The wine was the light full. The wine was delightful. Yeah. Look is not as good as good. Burger is good. Yeah. I'm almost not bad. I'm almost not bad. I don't mind. And you know why I tried to burger. We didn't try anything like that. But the snack. Great. The snacky food was not good. Here's a problem. Get nails snacks. I mean, what they did, I think a few years ago, they went theaters way comfortable with those, they got rid of those. Thank God, because I couldn't, I couldn't lie. If I recline like a bed, they get blankets and pillows out at some of the theaters. Jesus.

I'm fucking out. I'm just out. I'm just five seconds in. I'm snoring. You can look around the theater It was just all dads past the fuck out and now they went back to comfortable seats But can recline a little bit which I'm fine with. I don't want too comfortable. Yeah, I don't want to be vertical Look, look has those front row seats. It's a chase lounge where you can lie down Did you know what I mean? No, yeah the front row of look, if the front row is a chase lounge, so you can go with your girl and basically lie down. I don't mean to be a dick about this, but I will say the look theater on my block,

it's brought a little bit of an element to the place so I don't love, you know what I mean? That's not a racial thing. I'm just saying like, there's a lot more people on the block. But yeah what I mean? That's not a racial thing. I'm just saying like, there's a lot more people on the block. But yeah, I actually kind of like that because our block can be so desolate that like when I'm out walking Dawkins,

like if Terminal Five lets out or if there's people down at the theater, like it's just like, so you want somebody to come out of the flash all goost up on Ezra Miller and sexually assault you, good thinking Christine. Why don't you think something

out before you say something stupid like that? I don't want to something up before you say something stupid like that I want to go see the look theater tonight and try out that burger Look at that food was fucking garbage and they sent ramacans like the ramacans for the cheese sauce for those tiny little ones You know crazy small and they give you like Seven pretzel bite it was weird. Oh really it was weird. Alamo is good. I usually go to Alamo Where's that I have an Alamo up in on I usually go to Alamo. Where is that? I have an Alamo up on Central Ave. Oh, it's like a chain of faces.

And the I pick also. The I pick. Alamo is great because you can rat people out. Like, there's no fucking around in Alamo. They say at the beginning, look, you talk, you're gone. And they have little notes and you can write, people in front of me won't shut the fuck up and leave it and the person will grab it and they'll read it and they'll go, you got to shut the fuck up and leave it and the personal grab it and They'll read it and they'll go you got to shut the fuck up. Oh, you're gone. No way 100%

That's pretty cool. You can just rat them out on a little note. Oh, it's great. It's like old school door guys at the theater There's well, they don't follow alamos all about film and they'll they'll play like scar face They have old movies they'll play. I'm gonna get people kicked out like the game battleship. I'm like too forward three over. I do that those lay down seats are pretty cool. I did it, I watched the movie the other day with my friend Michelle and it was like the first time I had been in Nautilate down in a while

and it was kinda nice. I was like oh this feels. I like it Nautilate down. I like a while and it was kind of nice. I was like, oh, this feels. I like it not a lay down. I like a little comfortability, but I want to be up. If I lay down, if it's too comfortable, I'm gone. Like when, when. I don't love laying like down the theater that much either. I end up closing it a lot and just kind of crossing my legs.

I like to comfort the seat. I'm such a slob too when I get up. It's like just shit falls off me like a mountain. Like the earth came to life. Yeah, I told you when Keith used to do that we used to go and it was 10 seconds it was the reclining chairs and 10 minutes into the movie it just me and Keith. Just. Oh. Word up.

Shut up, dumbass. It's like candy. I I think I don't think I think movies I think like the flash movie the reason why DC socks they make good TV They make bad movies. Well, that's the end of it. Is a TV good? I always want to watch Titans on max Titans a great good TV But yeah, he watches all of it Titan stunk Titans was good for one season and then fell off a cliff. I thought it's this great I like Titans. There's nudity in it right? No, not really I heard there was I don't think so I think it's very violent. Super grief and hurt. I think it's very violent. Very violent.

That's what I like. I think I think Super Hero movie should be violent. Should be fucking violent. That's why I love the Punisher. One of my favorite shoes. Yeah. The Logan movie was great. Logan was great.

I can't wait for Deadpool with Wolverine. That's gonna be great. Yeah, that'll be great. Yeah. Deadpool was probably the best though. Deadpool one is when they finally figured, and was it kick ass. That was great.

Sometimes they make the Super was great too. Super with Rain Wilson. What? That was good. That was when they started making vigilante Super here on movies for a little bit, because that was the thing in the news. Remember the Batman guy?

Remember the real life Batman guy? No, who's the superhero? What is this super by the way? What is that? I thought you met the movie with Joe Pesci. No, super. It's with Rain Wilson. I forget who else is that.

He's a shitty landlord. Yeah, that's it. It may be Rain Wilson and a young Ellen Page, but maybe not. It might not be Ellen Page. But if it is, just remember Jacob was the fuck a guy. Well, you know, Deadpool wouldn't have been made if kickass wasn't made. They they were like, superhero movies have to be clean cut and all this, no one can die

and blah, blah, blah, blah. And then kickass, kickass came out and she was like, you want to say you want to die, you want? You want some of this Conte? The little girls said Conte. And they were murdering people and it killed at the box office. That's why they, and then Ryan made that little clip and Deadpool, that's how Deadpool was made. Because before that, they were like,

oh, they're the exact, they have made it. Well, they also, you know, the, use Ryan Reynolds played Deadpool already in a Wolverine movie, and they just made them like a super serious guy who had his mouth eventually like, Oh, that was huge. Like done shut like they like glued his mouth shut or something made him kind of a creature. The nerds flipped out when they did that because he that's his whole thing. Yeah, he doesn't shut the fuck up. His whole thing is that he just won't shut the fuck up. He's always saying he's a good busting balls and saying fight shit. Is Ellen Page not yeah, she is damn Jacob. Remember your gay

No, it says Elliott Page. No, you like you were attracted to Libby the character because it says here That's been played by Elliott Page. Oh, yeah, it looks just like If she had it changed for every all the past no, I don't think so it seems like Jacob seems like you're super attracted to a man. Jacob dresses like Elliott Page You guys are the same abs. You mean good? Yeah, you guys dress like gentlemen. Damn. Look at Ellie, you go. Jacob hates the way she dresses.

What is this movie? I've never seen this movie. It's good. It's violent in shit too. It's very much like kickass. Kickass was just an overall better movie. Wow. She was a hot girl, man.

Ellen Page was hot. Yeah, look at her. I mean, not in any. Yeah, look at her. I mean not Yeah, probably right It loves rocking that no shirt or he loves rocking that no shirt look Everyone wants to pretend they weren't into him. I Wasn't you would never you would never enter her ever. I always thought she was like very young Because the first thing I saw her was that hard candy

She was great in that but it wasn't like a Attractive when she the thing that broke it was June. Oh God that broker, but hard candy was out fucking great like her What was that what was it the umbrella was it? I'm Academy umbrella. I'm she was hot in that too Well now she is a he in the show. In the show. Yeah. Really? Wow.

Yeah. Did they have the character transition? Yeah. Well, what did she go into like a black hole and come back? Was it supernatural? Yeah. Was it magic?

I mean, she just cut her hair and now, and just goes by a different name now. Dang. I don't even remember. And then you're freaked out cuz you know I mean I don't know it's like you can you couldn't tell him you got to wear a dress cuz your character wore a dress last year Then you're confused feelings of the reason that while you're constantly going the Florida for gay conversion therapy Right, that's why you down the right you're in clear water right now holding onto two cans You come every time you see her guy belt Trying to get my head straight You gotta get your head straight, dude. She fucking twisted your brain all out right now holding onto two cans, because you come every time you see her guy belt.

I'm trying to get my head straight. You gotta get your head straight, dude. She fucking twisted your brain all out. She's wearing slacks socks, and you're getting all hard and sassy. Ellen Page fucked it over, and then all of a sudden you got a picture. What's crazy is I'm pretty sure,

when that guy in that picture right there, we're looking at a picture of Elliot Page, sure it off taking a mirror selfie. In shape. I kinda look like that body. Yeah. We know that. Yeah. You and Ellen Page are both very masculine bodies, but I'll tell you what's going to be funny when you stand next to each other and pull off those training pants. There's a pus under that. Is that weird? I think, right? She didn't get a talk made out of her insides, did she? No, I'm not sure about that. That's how they do it right they just pull your inside out.

I have no idea. They just staple your labia together. They just punch your clip until it swells up into a penis. Just suck it out really hard. They have a clip sucking machine. Well you know what she is wearing though, a chain Jacob. So you might want to think about getting a chain. Yeah I guess she's a little more masculine than you. A little more masculine than you,

because she has a hot chain on that guy chest. Damn, what a body. She got a great body. He has a great body. Would you duck out with Haley of Paige? I mean, would you have straight sex? Haley of Paige, but instead of straight sex, mushing pussies with a guy that's got a pussy.

Would you strap a zucchini between you and make a unicorn? Answer the goddamn question, Christian. No. God. She used the party. Would you? Christine used the party, dude. If you met her at a sh- say, let's say you're not with Christine, right?

Okay. Okay. I'm in the mind space. Let's just say you and Christine. Wait, this is why I got new teeth just for this moment. You and Christine, let's just say you and Christine break up. And smile. J. Smile. Let's do the beautiful. Let's just say you and Christine never see each other again. Okay. Oh, you can hear your smile. I know it's a joke.

That's really my feelings. I'm sorry. Let's just say you increase Christine. Take a break for a month. How's that? Is that better? And you're at a party. You're at one of the one of the fully loaded tours.

Okay. We're raging. Raging backstage. You're throwing frisbees. You're eating a hot dog competition. We're working out. We're overeating. We're overexercising. We're overe. We're raging backstage. You're throwing frisbees, you're eating a hot dog competition. We're working out. We're overeating. We're overexercising.

We're overexcising. You're overexcising. I gotta hear about this too, but, and all of a sudden, you look over and he's there. And you guys start talking. You hit it off. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

You hit it off. Fantastic. And then you wind up back in the tour bus. Just you guys, everybody else is partying. Hell, you want to come see the bus It's pretty cool. Sure. I'll wear the squeezy boots. They have a squeezy boots. I love a squirt's a squeezy boot It's called norma tech or squeezy boots. I'm getting plugs. They send me a pair They're just things you squeeze your legs and they make you feel really good. Yeah, let's address them

We're gonna come on on the bus for a little bit. All right, Jay. Yeah, let's go Okay, yeah keep going. No, keep going. You bring around the thing we're on the bus. Yeah, okay, so get you in the right place. I was like, I'm gonna get you in the right place. I was like, I'm gonna get you in the right place. I was like, I'm gonna get you in the right place. I was like, I'm gonna get you in the right place. I was like, I'm gonna get you in the right place. I was like, I'm gonna get you in the right place. I was like, I'm gonna get you in the right place. I was like, I'm gonna get you in the right place.

I was like, I'm gonna get you in the right place. I was like, I'm gonna get you in the right place. I was like, I'm gonna get you in the right place. I was like, I'm gonna get you in the right place. I was like, I'm gonna get you in the shirt on. I'll try yours on sure. It's gonna be too small. I'll get your crazy bodies Fantastic yummy so sure now. I mean look at this right here I'm letting my fingers go to the ripples of your abdomen. Jason. Yeah Kiss me I'm doing my belt I've never said this before but I'm gonna suck you off right now. What the fuck is this? What is this?

Someone cut your cock off relax relax. No, I got explain and I've had a cock. Wait. Why I have a vagina. What do I do with it? Undo my belt Why's your belt stolen I'm looking your pussy take down my fruit of the looms That's the best pull down my BVDs eat my pussy now Pull down my pull down my slacks ox Elliott I wish you picked a fun your name like Randy. Help me take my loafers off. You wouldn't do it. Sorry, my feet are a little rough on the bottom from doing guy stuff.

You wouldn't you would you would I'd full on my dick is so wet. She's just calls it her dick. Oh my God, my cock is so wet right now. Would you do it? Would you fool around with it? No. Never. Never in a million years. I got the safe to say.

What if in a million years? Millions years. Come on. I'm telling you, there's more of a shot probably with like an MROs, like a pretty girl a little weird, but they started slapping that wheel around. It really did change the energy for me. Yeah.

She said, let me get it hard first. I was like, stop beating off so hard, bro. I did my girlfriends in the room, dude. Yeah, stop beating your dick off. She took that sun dress off and changed the whole mood in the room. I never believed in believe until I saw it somehow. I knew. I knew. I knew.

Was Elliot, was Elliot, Elliot page ever naked as Ellen Page ever? I think she was like under age, right? Like she just did like the second she turned 18. Did she spend 49 for like 10 years? She came out. That wasn't that long ago. As gay? Yeah, well, she was in Juneau.

That means you're gay. Also if you enjoyed Juneau, you were there. Yeah, well she was in Juneau. That means you're gay Also if you enjoyed you know your gay Bobby I hated you know, okay, I hated it. I hated it. I don't like movies that have a abundance of acoustic guitar Oh my god and Interracial couples falling in love at the same time. Oh, she said I read an article That said that she said that her and the other girl from Juno used to like hook up all the time all over set.

Nice. Really? I mean, she is a very pretty woman. Was a very pretty woman. I was never in. I think she's pretty, man. I mean, look at her. Look at that.

The face was a little beat up. Right there, that's beat up. No, she looks good there. She's all made up. Yeah, she's very pretty woman. And there she's got her she has inverted nips it was the first step of becoming a guy is it I don't know there's deep fakes of course yeah she's very pretty very pretty woman but no penis good we look at a picture of a man made of a doctor made penis I have a video but wait none of the I don't want to see that. I'm gonna throw up.

You can't. Bobby's gonna dump. I'm gonna dump. Bobby's gonna dump. Bobby's gonna dump. We have to eat anything. He's gonna dump. Please don't.

I don't want to see the whole process of it. I mean, what? No, just show what it looks like when it's done. Yeah, I want to talk to a vanger. I want to see whatever the... Whatever she just had on the screen, I got to get out of my head right now. Oh my god Everyone you want to see my penis by trauma films look like a shark attack

There's a tube and some yellow skin I saw three holes. God damn it. God damn it is right. God effing dammit. What are you doing? I don't, you can. You can do it, I don't think you can make, I look, I don't know, but I don't think you can make it,

dick. Not an awesome one, that's for sure. You can make a good one. Would you take, yes. I'm saying you can feel it still, but would you take a gnarled up gross, but awesome sized dick Over mine over Or would you just have like a perfect looking like average penis a perfect looking average penis? Yeah, yeah 100%

You can do all the same tricks. Sure. Yeah, I don't want a big one. I would not want a big one. Big ones, look at... Yeah, why did God give me fists if not for that situation? Right. What friends? Friends with bigger dicks. Yes. And he's finally in my dick to be crazy. Yeah.

Yeah. I remember I'd let Christine have sex with Kurt Metzger because he had a big dick. What am I going to do? Not. You're a good man. I keep talking about it all the time. I guess you gotta go experience it. And tell me everything. I'm trying to find a good

out-of-the-cure relationship. Seen care fuck before. He goes to another place. It's weird as other guys in the room and he was just gone. He's honest like roll back and he just like pumps like a, it's just like a fucking machine.

Like an alien? I don't know why it made me laugh There's like a slow mo of a movie. I saw Sharad bag once. It's the same thing. Yeah, yeah I can't and I have in my life fucked in a room with other guys in the room. I can't keep that sexual It's gonna it's gonna be too much. I'm gonna make too many jokes and then it's gonna kill the situation to come on That's a thumb. That's a thumb. That's a thumb. That's real. That's not if it is. It's a thumb. They messed up Well, they just did a penis. Uh didn't they do a full penis? Transplay it recently

That's not a real that can't be real. What is it? What is that looks like a somebody made that with Play-Doh You can also for the record everybody. We're looking at a man made penis here, but it looks like it's so no, it's so no, like a button. They took pieces of the leg. They takes what? What are you showing? That, honey, that's a fucking, that's a calibre say. Yeah, that's crazy. That looks like a baloney. What is that mature content? I'm over 18. We could look at this. I mean It looks it looks like they took stop meat off of your thigh and made a penis with it That's what it is and then they little did a little fake head. What do they stuff it with like foot foot meat?

Don't do anything to your fucking Dixer Pussies man. Just be a guy with a pussy Yeah, please just get a strap on it the surgery is not there What is that? What is the thing on the right bottom right? What is that? It's the leg with no skin on it and their new fucking sausage cock. I hate it Stop showing me the picture Christine get it off. Okay. Oh God I can watch a lot that wasn't one of them Oh, Christine, get it off. Okay. Oh, God. I can watch a lot.

That wasn't one of them. But do the show the picture of the, there's a bit of, Oh, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off. There's been a penis transplant. Successful, I believe. So what are you talking about? They took somebody else's dead penis

and put that penis on. I believe that's the answer. Well, so would you take a bigger discolored penis, like the wrong color, like a black dude's cock right up coming out of your white body? I would. Yeah. I mean, after the grave,

the soda went a little better than that thing looked soda. I think it was soda on like an old London fog jacket button. That thing was ready to come off. Do you know who have like a London fog? I mean, that thing, it looked like the strings were already pulling on it. London fog. I mean, that thing, look at the strings we're already pulling on it. London fog. 18.

You know who has a different colored penis than his body? Bailey J's husband, Matt. Has what? Bailey J's husband, Matt. He's in... She's trans. Well, she's trans, but he, if she's with a penis, it's usually his penis.

Okay. POV, right? His POV. And if you look at his penis, it's usually his penis. Okay. POV, right? His POV. And if you look at his penis, it's very big, but it's brown. And he's a little twinky white guy. And his penis looks like a Puerto Rican. It happens. Lewis's dick is a weird color.

Yeah, it's like Italian ice cream. It's odd, yeah. Yeah, it's like three different colors. Yeah, Neapolitan. Yeah, it's Neapolitan. Why is it so much Fupa fat? Is this drawing of me? How do you get that off, by the way?

Can we Google that? I want to get a Fupa fat. Don't look it up, because it... There's a liposuction for it. Yeah, I was gonna do it. Listen to it. I want to get it done. You want to do it with me?

Yeah, let's do it together. I'll do Fupa surgery with you. Let's do Fupa surgery. You have women that love you. I got the price. What? I know the price. How much?

It's a lot. How much? 12. That's not bad. I would do it. You're talking to the preaching of the choir here. Dude, I will do it. Listen, I have a couple more months left of losing weight.

And if it's not gone by then, I'll do phupa fat together. The surgery, yeah. The same day. Get a good guy. We go to Florida. Why? I know the guy Cooper fat. Okay. Together. The same day. Get a good guy. We go to Florida. Why? I know the guy. Florida's cheaper and they treat you better.

They'll do a cheaper than that? They do a cheaper and they do it. The, the, the, the, but we got to recover there. Yeah, I know. It's only a couple days. I don't know. They worry about the fucking.

We take a week off. We stay down there. We'll stay at Caltas Wing. We'll go to he has a CPAP wing in his house Yeah, where I sleep me and him usually sleep in the CPAC wing. He's got like a TV I'm just like little cubes next to each other with CPAP machines. It's two big rooms You're one side. I'm on the other with a bathroom in the middle. We'll meet for movies I'll do it. I'll do food berserger with you 100% if you do it. I'll do it 100% I'll do it. I

Hate my I hate it. So I'll do it. I hate it. So I hate going to. I hate it. I pinch it and go, sometimes I get mad at it. I don't do that. I just poke it in and I go, it's wrong with you. I want to cut it off. I want to cut it off and throw it at somebody in anger.

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