The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Tennessee Kid Strikes Again (w/ Nate Bargatze)

Episode Date: March 25, 2021

Bonfire friend Nate Bargatze stops by to hang with Jay and Dan and talks about his new special "The Greatest Average American" streaming now on Netflix.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com@NateBargatze www.NateBargatze.comNate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American:https://www.netflix.com/title/81248586#CrackleCrackle

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Big Jopers and Dan Sodor are guests today. It's new special. The greatest average American streaming right now on that Flix. Always a pleasure to have our dear friend, the hilarious Nate Bargazzy on the show. Hey, can I tell you what I think Dan looks like now? Yeah, what? Like Walter White at the very end of Breaking Bad. You know when he's like goes back home and does all the damage. You know what's funny about that Nate? You

know who the other person that said that to me was? Hey, Gary Veter, the person that's in the room. That's all we've been talking about this whole time. Gary's been in my house. Yeah, a lot of damn soda talk, a lot of a lot of putting Dan down for trying to grow his beard out. You look like cranson, you look cranson, we recovered from, we're from cancer. Dude, I'll take it. Yeah. I'll take it. I love a 5-1 and Gary Vier looks like the first he looks Vier looks like the first version James is he sees it like most seasons I'm talking to right now in my house Yeah, you got the whole art going what make Gary Vier he's good looks good. He's going

He's going bald. So he just wanted to zip it all off. Yeah, he has good head for you. Looked out. Yeah, super lucky. He did. Yeah, got that perfect. Well, Nate, welcome to our new home on Faction Talk 103. A little bit of relations. I know. A little bit of bonfire context. We actually were on a different station and Nate was on several times a regular guest on our old show and now he's on this show for the first time. But in case you just stopped in the die right now, it's Nate Bargazze, I'm Big Jokes and that's Dan Soder. And more Bobbire context, Nate Bargazze from Old Pickery Tennessee, one of the best working comedians. I mean, I underbuilt it. It's like we're in another country. Like, is he having to meet everybody again?

Dude, you gotta do it all over. Dave forgets he's staying up comedian. There it is and I'm Dan Soder, one of the co-hosts of the show you just turned, which is the bonfire and that's Big Jokeerson, the other co-host. Okay. We're on the hour. Big Jokeerson. Sorry, Nate, we just got to do some light housekeeping here on the new station. Jacob told us we have to check. You're listening, you're driving in a car right now.

Just listen to the radio being. It's the year 2021. We think we had some things saved for Nate, but Jay's moving Nate. Jay's getting Jay's. No, move into a new apartment. Just new apartment. Oh, no, but nice, but nice apartment. That's, do you think I was going to hit you with Jay and Christina moving in

an ass? I would have loved it. I've tried to I really enjoyed I really enjoyed Nase neighborhood. It was lovely I know I would have loved I would love for you to get back there We need some more you know some more comics down here in Nashville, dude We need some more the New York guys a lot of LA guys are moving to Austin We've had some LA guys move here, but we need some New York guys coming to Nashville and battle with Austin as the comedy scene. You can get up as much as you want. I can give you whatever, what do you want? You want a stage time? I need a stage time. What do you want to do? I'll give you a stage time.

I think we need a serious hub. This is the whole world is you can't buy a house without a studio in it here People try to can I get one without a studio? I'm sorry. It's already go. It's already soundproofed. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I go everywhere. It's out for it. Is there something I can do about the country motif and they go? No, no, no, those horns have to stay in that studio What's uh when I take a, was it sound so good? Well, funny. It's super. Walk like a man was recorded in that shower.

Oh, what? Walk like a man. Like you walk. Walk like a man. Funny part, the base of a walk like a man was done in that exact shower. Yeah. the base of a walk like I was done in that exact shower. Yeah, we're moving into a we're moving into a high rise building. Oh, this is new money.

I make come in. I said no, yeah, yeah, the whole town's 30% off. I can't. Oh, you can get I'm going to wear a suit when I come over to your house. Like I'm going to dress up now. Oh, don't come into some some fucking shorts, like some scuzz. Now it's, uh, He delivered some for Jay. Now I'm friends with him.

Oh, okay. But she's right. We jumped on the, like, the exodus of New York just opened up shit for, like, way underpriced. Yeah, I'm about to make that move. That's, uh, y'all could could be y'all, you know, make a movie about y'all like the big short. Y'all will be the on the right side of it.

Yeah, yeah. The Christian bill. Yeah, just because we stuck. We got a weird eye. Just because we stuck around when everyone moved to fucking Maine or Vermont. We stayed. I want to build it soon.

Christine's going to become a mogul. We didn't we should have told you that. She's taking a real estate class at night. She's going to become a mogul. We should have told you that. She's taking a real estate class at night. She's going to take over the estate industry. Based off of finding an apartment. She's kind of an apartment. Now she's going to take over the most competitive real estate market in the world.

She goes, now I figured it out. I got this apartment. I'm going to walk through these pussies. I want to build it. Is that the apartment? I'm gonna walk through these pussies. I want build that the apartment That's the building. Yeah, no way that looks like something from an adventure movie. Yeah Well, we're on the we're not on the tallest part Oh, well, then why are you moving in? You're in that car you're in the car out front

that car you're in the car out front. Let's see that. We're like the two. We're like the 27th floor of like 31 floors, right? Oh, wow. That's unbelievable, dude. That's the dream. You're doing the real dream. That's the real dream of what everybody wanted in New York

was to live. When we lived there, we had to stay in Queens. Oh, there. Nate, how about that, buddy? Four or three. Oh, you go into the... Oh, I didn't, I was looking at the 57s. I don't know how I was supposed to I mean, I was again, 57. I don't ask was, you're everybody sees this right now. Oh, I'll get your address. I don't

know. I just read me else credit card. That's crazy. Yeah. Real fast. Jay, mother's made a name. Go ahead. Yeah. And here's my schedule. Here's the schedule when I'm going in Christine's alone in nervous. Also, see on the screen. It says that your locks don't work between a certain that's. Jay correct correct us on that your locks don't work. Good.

Yeah, but your full basketball court. I mean, gee, yeah, that's the jam right there. I mean, I want to see you in there with your two shorts on. One thing I won't I'm going to have Christine film me shoot hoops every day. That's my post today. My'm gonna have Christine film me shooting hoops every day. That's my post today. My all-given inspirational quotes while I shoot hoops. Dude, you guys hit every day's a struggle, but you gotta love the struggle.

You hit the free throw and you go, and just like that, we gotta remember that every day set our goals and hit those shots. Hi. Swish. swish. I'm Big J. Ogerson and I'll be at the funny bone. This Thursday through Saturday at Liberty Ohio. I want you to be a hustling people in there. You get like these nerdy guys that like his old men

just trying to be like, I'm just trying to like do a little exercise. You're like, let's play for some money. Let's see what's up. Yeah, yeah, we're going down. Yeah. This guy's going to's up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. This guy's doing double pumps. Yeah.

Until you get hustle, but until you get hustle by two old men that used to play like, you know, for Rutgers in the 70s. Do you remember? Did you ever see the mob? We've talked about that with the guy that played for the Celtics. And real tall white red headed dude.

Everybody made fun of. Oh, yeah, just got a breathing. Yeah, he played that high school. And he, yeah, he goes and everybody always tell him he's trashed because he didn't play for the Celtics and he did a radio thing and he goes, I will play all of you. If you all, because you think like I'm on the bench, so you think I'm garbage. I am one of the greatest players they ever play basketball. And then he just just destroyed people all day.

Did you see the one that one video of him beating the kid like a 11 or nothing? Yeah, the high school kid because he was he was shooting around. It just came out today or yesterday. It's a video of Scalabrini shooting around at a rec center and these two high school kids are like look at this crusty ass dude and he's like I'll play you guys. I'll play you for your shoes. It's a great video. It's only a minute long. Yeah, and they're like wow They'll like we'll play you and then scallop reenie just beat the shit out of this kid Dude, I mean makes him look silly on some plays like just you know

Man, it's and then at the end of the video is like and then he started warming up and you just see scallop reenie just burying everything You like you like miss the shot or something. Yeah. What's that's always to tell that's like Ben Simmons who they just say can't shoot he goes I can and if you watch him in warm-ups He just bang and threes left and right. He just doesn't do it. You know, I mean like it's just like they're not a He does what's better for him. Yeah, there's still a little better is better at everything than the average person Even if people think they're with golf too like you watch a golfer and then they think like, oh, this guy is like barely on the PGA and you're like, well, if you played that guy, it would be button-annas, dude.

Like he would not even be close. Like it's, he can't, they can't, they don't have the extra edge that the top of your has, but everything else is there. Really the only sport that you can like, go to college and be really good at, and then not be able to play in your regular life is football. Like, you're not gonna go tackling guys after you get out of college.

But if you played like in the NCAA tournament in like 2004, you might be working at Remax now, and then you can just go to the gym and just ball on it. You're still the best guy who shows up at the rec center. Yeah, you know, I like I played D1 like anyone that played D like Christus Stefano played D3. He was all American D3. I bet if he played for a little bit he would just fucking ball out on all of us. Well, maybe for sure. You think you played a small school, did we take him?

You played it and made up online university. We'd smoke. Would you take her soon? See the video again. I'm sorry. Oh, it's Brian. We have a little Brian Scalabreening versus. I don't know what else are hip hop today. Is it given from high school? Yeah, it's he plays a high school kid. He's a pretty tall kid. Yeah, I mean, it's probably when he did. I't even know that they had a new one out, but when he did it with O'Wallah Goat, the radio show, I mean, they let people send in videos to be like, here's why, and he played a kid that played at Yukon,

and he was a walk on at Yukon and just destroyed, and he beat like 10 people. Yeah, this is it. Yeah, he's like, uh, Oh wait, he's got great dad bod now too. I get the video, I get it. You know what's like a He's got he's got great dad bod now, too You know, I mean it doesn't even matter Yeah And he's just shooting by himself like a like a total dad is just like yep there it is

You when you cuz when you're an NBA player dude you fucking you are you're like one of the best of all time Yeah to get to the lyrics you're in there you're in an elite time. Yeah, to get to the leery. You're in a elite class. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there was a reason they didn't just like keep kicking them off teams. Or you know, I mean, you're like, like, he's like for a long time. Yeah, he played for a while, which means he could just get millions of smoke you. Yeah, maybe. He called me in one 11. Yeah, it's just real.

We'll tweet that out at the bonfire. SXM on Twitter. But yeah, man, he just fucking buried that high school kid. You ever watched a professor? You know that? Oh, I mean, I grew up. Dude, I used to love the And One show. That was always on when I got home from high school.

So I would watch like the professor and all those guys. Just, you know, some crazy names are like docked. All right, I don't like just weird. What about you like wacky legs and shit. What about a wacky leg? Yeah, half man half amazing. But those guys couldn't make the pros, which was crazy. One of them did skip to my Lou made it.

Uh, from like from the show. Oh, yeah, this is funny. My brother long ago, your name's too long to put on the back of the jersey. And he goes, it's got to be skipped to my Lou. What is your government name though? Could you give me that maybe skip to Louis? What was the guy? And you guys are better at this stuff than me and like special sports history.

But wasn't like X-ray hip. Do they think he was going to be good in the NBA and then he didn't do anything and then he went to the N1. Then he went to like the globe. He's like ended up a globe. Oh, I don't know man. I mean, it's like a lot of those guys can just go overseas and make a shit ton of money playing in like Turkey,

or try, step on Marbury, he's like a star in China. He's like, they have a statue of him. That's crazy. He was out of the, I remember seeing him on the N1 magazine. I used to read all those basketball magazines. Like, like, so many. Come out of high school. Yeah.

They're all crazy crazy those guys are unbelievable We have some awesome Videos we wanted to show Which forms we do first dude. Let's do this this lady a camper sent us this and it was like man This video has bonfire all the time and Nate we usually watch like really bad you know stuff and this video It's a good description is to say, we like people who are terrible at what they do, but believe in themselves with everything they have. Perfect way to put it.

And Buckknife Subrosa tweeted at us and said, I mean, come on, this one has your names written all over it. So it's called the American Rescue Plan. Everybody, do not reach out to this lady. Do not tweet that. Weep it cool. Do not just fucking laugh with us you cocks keep it cool because this is it to fact that anyone just films this and then they're like should I put this on the internet and they're like oh yeah I'm going to put

this on the internet it's happening and you're like you should oh man this is great the amount of corny in this It's already got 400,000 views. Yeah. She has a lot. She's like, she's wearing another person's skin. Got me. The bug for metal black. Is this better? A cat. Metal awesome. This is her talking about the American Rescue Plan, but it's a lovely song. This might be,

we might have to book her for Crackle, Paloza. And older by a man, what's the American rescue plan? Well, it's the one that tells us, I think so. I think it's what Biden just passed the one. Wait, pause it for one second. Pause it for one second because there's something I forgot to tell you. I just wanted to say the subject.

We don't have to go on it right now. One of the funniest things I've ever seen was a porn clip I was watching last weekend. The girl had a tattoo of a butterfly on her shoulder and it said the butterfly project. And I was like, and I was watching her like, you know, get gangbangs. I was like, what is a butterfly part? I looked it up. It's like a stop cutting yourself and trying to kill yourself organization. She had a, she had a selfhelp tattoo in the middle of her gym. She clearly stopped cutting and trying to kill herself and then got into porn.

She's like, why? All right, finally, I'm sober. I'm not hurting myself anymore. Time to go jump into some gang bag. You can never tell which way the ball's going to bounce, you know? The butterfly was such a weird. Still getting the message across. Yeah, you know what?

You looked it up, didn't you? Did you put it right off? She put it over her best tip and that is good All right, the two she picked the right to put those raises out didn't you? Yeah, you know what? You stopped cutting you looked it up. I think she's an angel She got guys have really involved in the butterfly project right now. Yeah. All right. Now. Let's watch this. This is Yeah, this lady really tries hard and I think that's great. I'm excited. Confident leaders getting us back on our feet. It's like Hornideth. It's like Hornideth.

It's like Hornideth. It's like Hornideth. It's like Hornideth. It's like Hornideth. It's like Hornideth. It's like Hornideth. It's like Hornideth. It's like Hornideth. It's like Hornideth. It's like Hornideth. It's like Hornideth. It's like Hornideth.

It's like Hornideth. It's like Hornideth. It's like Hornideth. It's like Hornideth. It's like Hornideth. It's like Hornideth. everything. A year into this mess recovery unfolds. How many wonders can one rescue plan hold? Reading it over. He's fucking well. She's fucking one of her sons friends. Yeah, if you lived in that neighborhood and you weren't out on your lawn with a beer going Diane, what are you doing? Yeah. I've been a little loopy since Arthur left. Sorry, remember when I got COVID?

Well, I think it turned my brain into mine. Now I'm super into the, I mean, I got Swiss cheese brain. I'm out of here singing with the fucking limp lips. It turns out I have a heart. Yeah. There has been making dinner, like he has made dinner for all the kids and she's out there.

And he's like, just like, he's working. What's out there and he's like just like he's got his he's working. What's your life to? She's a stay-at-home uh... This is pinching the bridge of his nose he goes. She's obsessed with making online music videos that go nowhere. Dude this is it's funny. Ironic is her subject but it's like the ironic thing is it's what she's singing about is why she's doing this. She's been locked in so much She thinks anybody wants to hear if she has children. I feel terrible for them. Yeah, I'd rather have a picture and encourage this I'd rather have a picture of my mom shitting on the hood of a car than this At least I can make her sound cool like oh dude. She was hammered when she did that

Trish was a problem in 76. Oh, yeah, she don't have a car. Yeah, that's my mom for sure. I know yeah No, that's how she gets down man. Look that's back of the day. She wouldn't do that now But she's this this you'll never live this down. Oh, man And then your friends singing this song to you at school. Oh, we were stuck inside And we had to go outside and then the COVID came And we to lay whoo. Oh, I've always thought I got another minute of this fucking jam. Bring it.

No Republicans voted for this thing. It's got direct relief to American families. Oh, this is the... It's got a path to reopen our schools. This is so cool, aren't you? It's a child care. This is so cool. This is so cool. That's the child care. Tax credits, baby.

It's like they care. It's a big deal. But we're, you know, it's really annoying, pause it. I know it's like a little off time in this, but that's just like an audio thing, but forget that she definitely recorded this with Tans and a Booth and she's lip singing the video. So she knows the words. You know, I mean when someone writes a song and they wrote welcome to the jungle

two days later, he never forgot those words again. Do you think this song lives in her heart like this? Like she just knows the word front the back. She's, I know how it goes. Just I don't need, I don't need the script, I got it. I hope it haunts her like regrets from early in life, because this is one of the corneas things I've ever heard of my life. No, I want it all. Where do you think she lives? I feel Connecticut.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I would say New England for sure, if you might guess. I'm gonna take a stab at it and say Colorado. Really? Oh. That's not that's that's her. Now I don't think we're gonna find out who she is exactly right now. Somebody will. Don't worry. When we put it out, it helps some of who it is, but it's do not message her. But her face is bizarre. I'm telling you this this woman has done She's humiliated her children a thousand times over Oh, yeah without that she without a doubt has kids and again So she's a sweet mom, but she's too much and and not many of the other moms like her and man

It's for your mom to put out a corny music video of her Political beliefs has got to be way worse than a sex tape. She's like, oh man, you really let it all fly, didn't you, mom? But I mean, they really, she has arguments in her life where it's like, well, I don't think that's very nice at all. Like everything's like, you know, and her neighbor's fucking. She goes, I have a little rule around here. We call Friday, Friday. That's a little fucking thing.

She runs an HOA and there's no HOA in the neighborhood. She's like, and she's like going around sending in an HOA letter and they're like, yeah, there's not an HOA. Like I don't, she's like, I know, but we should act like there is. Oh, I'm trying to, but that being said, I'm trying to actually get to HOA to actually be real. And they're like, well, we don't want one.

We've told you this several times. It's got an open neighborhood. We're not like a real kind of a closed neighborhood. It's like a main road. The highway's right there. Like it doesn't make sense in there. I know, but I have a lot of time on my hands ever since Alex went back to work. And I was thinking I could run the HOA.

And then I called my god, I fucking need this leave. Who is the genius or tortured soul that is filming her a guy that probably gets his nuts stomped on to a two a husband you think the husband's filming her I think she got a young person to do this her dog kids might be this one of those ones where her kids might be like completely skewed by her enough that they're like this isn't gonna bite you back she might have young enough kids that are like, oh, this is so fun, mom's doing this.

Not realizing when they hit seventh grade, like it's gonna be wedgy city. And swirlyville for these dorks. The second she dropped. We saw that kids were, this whole pandemic, her kids have been in school, even though she's like, kids shouldn't go back to school.

When the kids have been in school the whole time. Like it's some weird private school that they're like, now we can't let these kids go back here. Well, your kids have been gone the whole time. Like it's a weird private school. And they're like, now we can't let these kids go back. You're like, well, your kids have been gone the whole time. The whole time. And I just trying to get my children back from the government. They took them because they say I make crazy decisions. Made them ride the bus. Even though it was bad luck. I jumped out of my car with all of them in it and it went into a lake.

Yeah, she looks like she's on the opposite end of the mask debate. Like the lady we watched, get arrested at the bank for not wearing a mask. She looks like she puts a mask on her dog. Oh, yeah, she had a mask. I mean, the camera person has a mask on. And a shield. He's got a shield and a mask on. And she's like, okay, but I'm going to go maskless. So

if you could just really I'm going to spit sing right at your stupid face. Hit a blocker on it. Let's watch for us in this video. Because it was starting to crescendo. She was starting you know build it up. Oh, yeah, she hasn't hit the notes yet The feelers the one to make you feel I hate to be painfully honest right now, but I don't see her playing crackle polo's a I don't think Now we've got Princess fatara. We've got you know Gary Sean Fury. Do you have it out? Sean Fury, I believe Sean Fury reached out and said he's got a new single.

He sent us his new single, directly. You know what's crazy Nate, that Jay and I have learned over the last five years, is that if you tell a musician that you have a radio show, they'll just think that you break musicians in radio. Also, if you tell them they're good no matter how sarcastic it sounds they just accept it. They're like, oh yeah. Thank you guys so much.

To a full interview where we basically called them crazy on the phone. I thoroughly enjoyed it. It's bat shit. He's like,. Oh man, that's what I was always going for. But all right, man, all right, glad you guys love it. It's all love. This video looks like she's, when you watch it without volume, you think it's her yelling at the camera person. Yeah, she's doing Dennis Leary Rants and another thing, taxi cabs in New York. Okay.

I like getting in the grimy back of it and knowing the guy doesn't care about Lewis black I got another thing All right, let's let's watch the rest of the Lose yourself in the music moment. It's got direct relief to American families It's got a path to reopen our school. You have a very nice house cost of childcare Tax credits, baby. Oh, it's like they care It's a big deal But wait, there's more

Don't you want to be where the people are? What? Don't you want to go want to go out dancing? people are what don't you want to go want to go out dancing having convos with those what are they called again oh yeah friends yeah pause hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold For sure a 100% this was a She was a musical theater either in musical theater in college or high school and then like married her high school Sweetheart and then had kids and then she's like I'm you know what? I'm gonna tick-tock. I can sing and dance. I'm jumping back in the game, baby I'm doing man, what a fucking also you have an awesome house Can we go back to it? I'm it's not it's not getting worse

No, it's what though the video. Oh, I mean it's getting worse, but it's like getting better in the worst way I mean she is Now here's a question. I want to float to the crew and Nate. I'll catch you up here right now with a little bit of bonfire context we I'll catch you up here right now with a little bit of bonfire context. We found a story about a woman whose children were kicked out of a private Catholic school Because she started an only fans under the name Mrs. Pointexter and she would put new photos up and newt videos. We got that subscription Christian description dude. This woman can't believe her children were kicked out of Catholic school. And she puts up, um, oh, now come on. That's there she is.

And so she puts up these pictures and, uh, then she was like, you know, uh, this is the least of it. Her, also her grandmother. She put her mom on. So her children don't, don't as a deal with her, their mother being on it. That's the problem. But when you when you find out that also your grandmother is

showing her tits on there, it's ridiculous. It's crazy. It was one of the craziest. It's horrible. One of the craziest wormholes we've fell in was well, I'm blown away by it. This woman has her mother. This woman has children that are in

the neighborhood and obviously it's school and they are have to be wildly embarrassed to be removed from school because their mom has an only fans. Showing her butthole on at least five occasions. Butthole. Really? That's the grandma. There's a grandma. How much can they make? Oh my. I don't know, man, but- That's her mom.

Yes, it's the grandmother of the children who were kicked out of school. These kids are going to be unbelievable at fighting. They have to be unbelievable at fighting. They're going to be so different. Or they're never going to have to fight because they're cool. Well, look at her walkie. I didn't even notice that. She got Sean Michael. Oh, grandma.

Look at that. She got a biggie smalzer. She's like, the hardest part of cooking my brothers is that normally I'll make, I mean, that is crazy. That's crazy. These kids are in school. Yeah. These kids are in, how are they like kids? By the way, you're allowed to do this in the world.

It's not, I'm not saying she's not gonna be allowed to do this. I'm just like, damn, you are, your kids, we better hope they're really understanding, man. I mean, they have to be now. Yeah. Well, this is like, and this is like something everybody's going to ask, so what, how'd you guys handle COVID? They're like, I mean, like when they're 20 years, you guys, there's just a dinner party.

Y'all remember COVID, how'd you guys handle it? What was everybody doing during coke? I think they're like What's what what's what honey? He's like don't bring it up around them me and mama me and moms learn showing our gashes online What did that how much money are they making on there a lot what's the subscription Christine? Six bucks a month or something? Yeah, I've heard girls making like 25 30 K a month. She has 14 99 per month. And then some deals. Well, she up to her. She up to her thing, I think, because yeah, well, she started to get the average. Yeah, the media. She gets the, she

gets the media coverage and doesn't go. Now, my kids are definitely going to find out. And it's a little humiliating. Well, at least it's a stop and pull the stuff down. She just started going harder and charging. She just got a give a shit about her kids feeling. Dude, she did with only fans what my dad did with drinking. Where I was like, hey, dad, maybe you want to look out. And he's like, yeah, watch me. I'm going to take it across the finish line.

And she's like, hey, dad, some kids keep up and show me a picture of mom sucking another lady's boob again. He's like, isn't that cool? Rock ass, right? You got your mom is all sex stuff, son. You're starting to feel it now. I know you're becoming a man. You're probably seeing your mom as fun as. Yeah, a bit of a watch. I watch. They do that. They definitely have it. You're dead. You're dead. You're dead. You're dead. You're dead. You're dead.

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Like I'm probably gonna have at some point, but I'm probably gonna have a pretty fun late teens early 20s They got when he grows up these am I funny am I funny? Let's just say my mom had an only fans that was pulling a hundred K a month Public yeah, if you think that wasn't bad enough nanostars splitting it to yeah, yeah I saw a game game showing her games right there on the line. Is that Mustang up? Yes, you go. Anyway.

I get this Mustang from Furry. You think I bought this Mustang? I don't think so. Anyway, that's when I got into guns. This lady's kids are just going to be allergic to every peanut and tree nut. I feel like this lady doesn't care. The lady's singing the song, you want to go, there's no way you really care about anything that you're saying.

You don't care. This is all for the attention. The only fans girl, I mean, she's gotten her getting into it more, she cares. Yeah, very good point. This lady's just... You guys all know that this is a little mermaid song. Yeah, I know.

How do you do? Okay. All right, first thing I noticed. I love your world from little mermaid. So it's just like a mom that that's my the tune and stuff. It's a very like classic musical song. You're classical. Well, that took the steam. I think this is Ariel. Yeah, they were both operating. This is a girl who thinks it's a real. Well, she's a redhead. I'm sure she thinks she's aerial. Oh,

She's I would put heavy money on the fact that she has probably been aerial from little mermaid at least three Halloween. Oh Full disclosure me and Dan were operating on she was making the song up herself. Yeah, I think our energy behind it was such No, no, no not the lyrics like the tune is part of your world. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, went for it. There's more of the video isn't there? Hell yeah. You think she stops rocking? Body rocking rocking the boat? No dude, to the break it down. Bars, but good strategy is required. Do we open safely? And now by me first we can all get the vaccine. As long as she's just thinking about being a human Yeah, wish I could be Wondering we

I would have thrown something at her Farrows her neighbor red wine and blue what's red wine in blue USA? What's red wine in blue USA? I'm gonna ask this one more time. It's red one blue red wine blue red wine blue Please look that up. Oh my god if this lady is pushing hooch. Let's get on board dude All these moms go moms breaking bad. Yeah, by the way this video can be explained by wine drunk yes white white wine drunk she goes i'll tell you what that was that was that was two bottles of pino gregio before three p.m. and then making my daughter follow me around the house it's uh... nothing about plot politics it's women across the suburbs been gathering

first to lament but then to figure out a change the world together we're building on the sisterhood and creating new momentum with digital content media voices and networks well Christine's already got our application. Yeah, I love it. They're just trying Well, that song suck nuts It's probably mommy has a pretty voice. It brought negative attention to it. It's their fault Well, we're now promoting this organization on this show. So maybe it's good. I don't know if you can get the vaccine because of it.

I think I'll put you on a list. I was on board and now I think I'm now don't like it. Is this with the vaccine, does he? You don't think why should you do this? Why was she wearing a mask in the video? Dan, can we watch Whitney? I want to watch that thing with you so bad before this weekend. Yeah, absolutely the video from American Idol American Idol the girl passing out. Did you see this at all Nate? No, I'm so excited you haven't seen it

It's violent. I'll say before we watch the thing that she's okay. I'll say before we say that she's okay She's completely okay, but she passes it and it's a fall dude if it's a hard not to laugh man Either I'll say what I did I left really hard said holy shit then was genuinely concerned and then Was like and then went back and watched again. I'm like, yeah, that's a funny. I mean it's a each shit It's a real is it is it? Before is it roller derby fall? Yes, absolutely. Yes. 100%.

I would say I immediately identified with the other girl standing on stage to just look around and hope others can do something. This is so great. See, falls, the other girl just goes, uh, anybody going to help? This makes me laugh so hard. And then next thing you know, you come to and Lionel Richie and Blake Shelton

are standing over you. Go, you went out. And you're like, what's up? Hello. Was it me you sticking for? Lionel Richie is like, I have to sing her back awake. This is the only way I can. It's the only way.

Katie Perry doesn't even come close to the girl. Stays back. He's in a line. Every other judge goes over to check. I would have stayed with what's one of the judges just stayed in their chairs And they're like I'm good. She's I feel terrible for but look goddamn it. It's funny. Yeah play Got yourself to the end and The problem is the the It's no joke. That's how I fall. Honestly, that is that was my bit in falling into the pool until I was like 11 years old. If I was in the Depend, that's how I thought it was funny to fall in. Oh, it's so violent. It's their face bounces. A lot of Riches like oh shit. It looks like her face doesn't hit and you're like no it hit and bounce back up like it

You're supposed to be dancing on the ceiling baby girl and that on the flow. Oh No easy easy like Sunday morning. Where they tell her where they say no to her Well, she's been sitting here dehydrated all night long Oh, no, dude. I wonder if they take her off in a stretch or like a football game and she gives a thumbs up, you know She's all right the other touches her foot as she goes I think that fall do the bounce of her head is crazy. Oh It looks like she gets on all the sheets blocking her some other hands without her face just keeps going. Yeah Did that the way that reacts is completely how I would react?

Oh That's great. You know Kelly and Conway's daughters on it too apparently she got sent home, but this girl passed out at home but this girl passed out. You know, we just nailed it. We gotta get it with volume. Oh! Dude, she takes a bump like fuckin'. Lino Richie, what a hero man. How about for Lino Richie everybody?

Lino Richie, dancing hero man. I bet for Liner Richie everybody Yeah, Liner Richie dancing on the ceiling at all I can't see a pretty young lady on the flun act this. They may help you out They show a couple other contestants backstage confused, but those people really in their head are like is this gonna affect my performance at all? Totally, but then the girls are just giving her CPR. They're like no, no, no, no, no, no, she's like well, I've never seen this I was just gonna wail on her chest. I thought that's what we're gonna do. Drag her off stage. A gay guy has to sing Father Figure by George Michael now.

Someone's got a cover of Shenaya Twain song. A beautiful one. That bitches, deal in my spotlight. Yeah, when I broke my shoulder freshman year point football, they just moved it down 10 yards and kept going. American Idol totally should have done that. They're like, you know what? We're just gonna keep going.

We're gonna keep going. They just kept playing with you on the field. Yeah, it was a practice and they're like, all right guys, move it down 10 yards and you're like, oh, that shit. You're like, you screaming and screaming. Yeah, just like holding your arm and you're like, yeah, shit, hi guys.

I'm sorry. I fucked up practice. Make sure you check out Nate's new special. We still got a couple minutes, but we want to get a nice breezy plug. Got his brand new special, the greatest average American out now on Netflix, streaming now. How's been, you know, how is it putting out a special during a pandemic? Is everyone watching it? Yeah. You just threw it in the shittiest fucking question he's going to get all day from other press. You think I was going to let him have, Nate, before you run, real quick, what made you get into comedy? Jay, you think I was just going to let him have an easy time on here on this press tour?

You guys get this show above. Nate, new special. What's that like putting one of those out this time here? Nate you were on cmt. I see here. Yeah, what was that? You know that was the best of those. I said like how do you get one of those? What is that go? Yeah, is there a thick agent or a manager or something? a manager or something? Who did that talk to?

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