The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - What's In The Background (feat. Brian Six & Kilah Fox)
Episode Date: July 21, 2021Show Philadelphia favorite's Brian Six & Kilah Fox join the show! The gang watches subway fight and try to figure out exactly what part is fake. The crew admit to the songs they have playing in the ba...ckground to set the mood.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com#CrackleCrackle
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Hey I'm Big J. Okreson and I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast.
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Ugh, is this real amount hung me?
Yeah it is.
Fuck yeah.
Right, he's doing Narls Barkley.
Oh, shh. Just let it.
Uh-oh. Oh, he's so sultry.
Christine, I would fuck a guy before I fuck you to this music.
Oh, Jay, stop it. I'm having a flat out.
And I'm just loving my plant-based diet.
I would have aggressive, give-and-take gay sex. Oh
Fuck you to the song. Well, that's maybe that's what I'm trying to get you to you That's what I'm edging you towards now you drive me over to you get a little ramal light rail among Tongue
Let's welcome our guest to the show everybody. Oh, I'm so excited. They are here. You know I love everybody
It is the glorious
actress Thespian buddy. It is the glorious actress, Thessbian, hilarious, Kyla Fox, and of course the hilarious
Brian Callum Beezer 6. What's up, buddy?
Thank you.
We've been having a fun show today.
Christine said she's never thought of Ray Lamontang music sexually before but I don't know now that I hear that I think she
He just ruined that Charles Barkley song that Charles Barkley
That driving crazy that driving soul crazy is what I
Would I lost my mind. It goes I remember him. No, that just don't make no sense.
That song though. One of my favorite things of all time was Patrice. There's a comic that
used to be named, I probably says on the show for, is a comic named Romi Rome. I don't know if
he's around anymore. Very nice dude, but he was very like
You know, he dressed that kind of like eccentric
You know, I mean he was like where like you just dress like NBA players would on like the other days off
And Patrice's description of me goes Rome he goes. I don't know man. Why do you dress all? I don't remember how to remember to have a gift card dude. It's the description of that. And I just knew immediately when he met when he said it.
Or it was like that.
He dresses exactly like that.
Oh my god.
Yeah, but that was, yeah, that's not my kind of move.
We've been talking about fuck music guys quite honestly.
What gets you in the mood, what you put on, you know, the sensual.
I'm, I've decided, right in this room of people
that we have here, I'm telling you,
I'm the only one right now who says they set
any kind of mood involving music.
That means everybody else is either much more confident
than me, or they really just don't know how to fuck right.
I don't know.
I don't know the answer.
You give a shit about the fucking music? No, not every time, but most of the time.
Most of the time. I got a playlist.
Now,
Make it make a public playlist. Share that shit. Yeah. We want to know what you bone do. Well, I already played one of the songs and the whole team. The whole team scoffed at it.
I already played one of the songs and the whole team, the whole team scoffed at it.
Well, Jay's also shooting down all my ideas,
like when I told him that I only fuck to the three tenors.
Yes.
Poverty gets me there.
No, Dan did say though, he's fucked to Yacht Rock,
and that's not fuck music at all.
You know what, I'm, I've done it.
I can just, I've done it, I've done it. I can't lie
That's relaxing and like you Christopher Cross will sailing
Fuck to say to me wait
Crazy
Now look I grab you brothers great everybody's not gonna fuck the tool music like I do I get you
Yeah, I'm sorry that you can nut to Ramstein. I don't think I can
Ramstein I would not pick Ramstein
Never to me in the past
I would do like I'd expect too much out of your performance
Yeah, do that's that's by the way hard
Six you make six you make a perfect
You make a perfect point if you
fucked a Ramstein you have to have flawless anal yeah
I'm going to do anal that's the most I mean in German it's
the well of course we make our music for you to spurn
in the box I think I'm a stacked last night that I cannot hold
a German accent voice I can't do for more than one sentence
and then it is over.
What do it?
I don't know.
That it turns into like a talent or something. I don't know.
Do it.
I can't.
I can't. I don't have to do it.
Yes, the Jews are very bad.
They are.
No, it starts to turn Asian.
Yeah, it does.
It goes to the car, watching cars.
I'm not really getting closer.
I'm in sleep for my house.
I walk in and just yelled at.
Yeah. She're getting drugs. I'm getting drugs. I'm getting drugs. I'm getting drugs.
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I'm getting drugs. I'm getting drugs. I'm getting drugs. I'm getting drugs. I'm getting drugs. Shadily like we'll just pull out that he's like they're like perfect It's like that he's never done before and he'll like randomly do it. You're like what?
I've never done it for you before but the meeting
They prefer they call that the mother language. What if the shame? No is not the real shame
The shame you know is the fake shame so you guys do you guys have fuck shot fuck songs?
Yeah, no you guys just watch bad comedy specials and it makes you feel so angry
Yeah, we used to have we used to do this we used to this and we should bring it back again
It was a lot of fun. I think our listeners ship so much bigger now
We might have good thing people would send in
Audio or video of them having sex, but we had to see if we could hear through the sex
What is playing on the TV in the background?
Has an old bit that was a fun game. That was a fun game though
We had a good time finding that when you when you got it right. I mean there was some
Bazaar like out there shit that was playing
Well, I'm saying they didn't just like put something on the background on purpose for us
It was like oh our fuck session you can hear the something on the background on purpose for us. It was like, oh, our fuck session,
you can hear the TV in the background.
So it's got to be faints.
You could kind of make it out.
Man, that was a fun game.
For sure.
That's when we met a trigger couple.
We're just, you know, the lazy kind
where it's like whatever is playing at the moment, I guess.
Rocky Soundtrack.
Nice.
Yeah, you don't really.
Lot of take me back, a lot of Frank Stallone.
Yeah, Dan said it's probably old,
he said it was probably old Philly's broadcast.
Yeah, I can only nut if there's like four guys
around a burning trash can outside my window.
Oh, take me back.
I said, and Merrill Reese has to call it.
He's just going in. He's pumping hard. He's going. He's going
Or like the dirt bikes like
Reveying
That'll send me that was sending the orbit did other like Jesus if the fucking four wheelers come by
They call that they call that the waves breaking a philadelphia
that the waves breaking a philadelphia. That's an ocean sound.
Yeah, there's an ambiance setting for philiates.
It's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
that's like sleep noise, like sleep and philiates.
It's like you put it on and it's just like, derby.
It's like the most awful sound.
It's just like the roughwriters just ride around.
Oh yeah.
Fucking boy.
Shane said he listened to the, he's listened to the to the annihilation soundtrack is the right thing. Oh my god
Yeah, I think I think I'm like a spa a spa channel if you put on a spa channel
You can probably talk to that kind of music and yeah, yeah, I like that not so much
Anya but just that crystally like just
Erie noises and shit you could fuck to that for sure. Yeah, but. But I said classic rocks a mistake if you unless you pick every song individually because it
jumps too much classic rock, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're fucking to sit at one point you're having a good plow session to a good grimy old
rock song and then, you know, there's just like, look me in, coach. I'm ready to play. Watch.
I love inspirational songs when I'm fucking.
I can play, Santa Fe on a flip over.
Yeah.
Oh, Fogarty's going to make me lose it.
I'm going to fucking lose it.
I'm ready.
Oh, God, when Fogarty talks about America,
I'm going to fucking lose it.
Well, you want the sottok?
Look, you got the sottok?
Fireworks.
What's fireworks? Yeah, I can the sardog? Look at the sardog fireworks. What fireworks?
Yeah, I can only fuck.
I can only fuck the pink houses by John Cougar Melon camp. That's pretty great.
He has a black man on a black porch doing some black stuff.
Um,
he says the like a rock, the two of the guy.
Bob Seeger.
Yeah, dude, working on my night moves.
Yeah, yeah, working Seeger. Bob Seeger. Yeah, dude, working on my night moves.
Yeah, yeah.
Working on a horrible night.
I like sad, I like sad desperate songs,
I turn the page.
I'll tell you what, the post-knot.
I'll post-knot just being like, get off me.
I'll tell you what, take, turn the page out of it.
You could fuck the Seeger.
Yeah, but can you fuck the turn the page?
No, here I am.
I think turn the page out.
You got to be willing to get up and skip one song, but if you put on a seeker's greatest hits
It's good fuck. I don't know. Maybe not just take the mold
Hammer yeah, you're gonna hit that you're also gonna hit
I'm gonna pound you to cat man
I'm a pound you to cat me and do
You fucking do you know what that's something that's to get a that's music to get a hand job from a fat lady in a bar bath Or you're just getting sucked off. Yeah, we sucked off all see her plays
It's like one of your low moments. That's what you tell it in a meeting
My penis was in her mouth. I was completely soft. Catman
do was play. I realized it was my son's eighth birthday. It's
fine. It's Biker funeral music Bob Seeger. Maybe a rock and roll never forgets. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Seagrap-Fuck.
Seagrap-Fuckin' Soxtind.
Well, the best song is Turn the Page.
Turn the pages is best song.
Parable.
Six, I feel like you would be, oh, sorry, where do you say it?
No, I was just gonna say that would be a good like,
coast like cigarette, like after you fuck.
Oh yeah.
Maybe, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah oh for sure um I bet you would meet see
her in like a six see her yeah I bet he would take
your salt to the earth and you'd be like you're pretty
fun Brad lunch come on my tour bus
I like Chevy's sock dude
wow you'd come immediately with that
you liar you would automatically like yo I'm best best friends with Seager. I'm all right
This guy's a fucking door do you know
He was dead he's not dead
Seager dispensary entire evening trying to win over six
This doesn't does nothing for you. Oh, like a row.
Nothing, nothing.
I'm not gonna say it.
It was hot or what man?
Oh my god.
I don't know what he was.
Come on, come on, nothing more.
Nothing, Brian.
How about this?
Hang on a second, he comes back,
he just is underwearing, he shows.
Do do do do do do do.
Eh?
Hold on, stay right there.
I'm a slide right by you. Do do do do. Come on man, I up stand right there. I'm a slide right by you
Come on man. I'm 65 years old. I did that come on that kind of bounce. So you're you know on a seagr
Now I can't stand them. I hate him. Oconners always always playing him whenever we're going on I know it makes you hate him more
Conner's go to it's so good
To his cigarettes I don't know how to. Hunters go to. It's so annoying. If you go to a Seager hits, you'll be off.
Go on here.
It's like,
Crystal Conner does have the energy of like a 45-year-old
divorced dad.
He really does.
He wears leather jackets to still have the material cuffs.
Yeah, he's a guy out of a divorce that you're cheering for.
That's how I was.
That's how I was.
He has like, highlight protective.
He's like, in case your car breaks down in the back he is like the reflective like
You are over the moon if your sister is dating Chris O'Connor. He's got the mill made me off face
The mill just laid off again. Yeah, yeah, man. We got to show him that video of that lady nursing
We're talking about sex songs. We should also I mean we only you know speaking of speaking of hot Yeah, yeah, man, we gotta show him that video of that lady nursing.
We're talking about sex songs. We should also, I mean, we only, you know, speaking of speaking of hot fucking six. Yeah, sorry to get you guys all soggy bottoms.
Well, so we got a clear, just we got a clear, just we have a clear, um,
Christine definitely wants to fuck to rail on tag knee, but she instead fucks the I guess stuff that only I like to make
me happy.
Dude are you kidding me?
Sure.
I'll just peg you to any DeFranco.
Yeah, you got.
You're wrong.
You're wrong about that.
She was about two months ago.
About two months ago, she was polishing up a fucking strap on.
Is that a little kev?
Dude, it should be, but I.
But it's his new movie with the rock.
Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Oh But it's his new movie with the rock Jacob
Jacob fucks the dead silence
Now we told him he fucks the admin Fitzgerald
I only I only fuck to jerky boys albums. Yeah
It's Frank Rizzo all rise easy. Oh jackass skin right
If you're fucking a girl to Gordon Lightfoot music that girl has hair on her legs and arms But also could probably do some cool hand job stuff. Oh take her axe throwing dude
She's gonna win you free beers all night. Yeah, that woman can sleep outside comfortably. God damn right
She's gonna win you free beers all night. Yeah, that woman can sleep outside comfortably. God damn right
The woman knows her way. I'll tell you what you get a deer. She'll take that skin off Yeah, I have to get it now that icky shit. Yeah, you'll drip dry. You worry about the ice
You worry about salting it or preserving it
And Lou DJ Lou just fucks to whatever and then black Lou only fucks ever for four minutes and 46 seconds
Or under of the length of the song no ordinary love by shoday
He doesn't you won't put it on a loop no front to back is how long you have to get yours off
He's gonna pop right that fucking fade out. Yeah, that fade out dude. He busts right there the whole process
Catapillar the butterfly
the butterfly for the 46 seconds. I pulled the frog.
I'm telling you, Jacob, do you really fuck to know music over?
They joke about the Edmund Fitzgerald.
No, no, I don't have any.
I told him, I don't have a stereo in my bedroom.
You go silent.
You know, be so jaded.
Yeah, yeah.
You should just put on music through your eyes.
Why is that weird?
Yeah, the cup's terrifying.
Yeah, well, also six.
He also does acapella. Oh
This is one of four though
That's how you put that's how you get it to do a gang bang
That's how you get it to do a gang bang as you have it. It's a barbershop.
He's got someone's got to use.
Yeah, I'll say more missing babe.
I noticed one your mouth is open and we don't have a false set.
Do I do hold on.
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I don't know why I thought of the King's speech.
Like when he's doing the speech, that would be the part that
should be like over everyone. King's speech like when he's doing the speech
When he finally goes to do it
Great Amazing scene, but that does make sense though because I'll only get head Al Pacino speech from any given Sunday
One inch at a time Puccino speech from the beginning of it Sunday. Hey, God, they're right. One that is stretch.
Hey, one inch at a time.
Yeah, I don't got any.
I don't get any.
Start sucking your soft dick and you go, we are in hell.
Look around.
Everything around you is soft.
I'm talking on movies.
I'm almost, where is this?
What's your name?
Movies on doing sex.
I hate because I'll think of the part and I'll stop
and be like hold on, there's this part coming out.
Yeah, if that were to come on.
Me and Chris need to be on Sunday.
I started fucking, me and Ben, we have been in bed
getting ready to just like,
we're just kind of in bed hanging out
for watching cartoons and then we take the side to fuck
and it'll be about
two minutes into fucking around before you got to go I got to like pause this all by the
one where I got put the channel on because cartoons yeah in the background like there's
nothing I want to hear worse than Christine Giggling with my wang in her mouth. Yeah.
Come to the sides only. I've never seen this episode.
Or you definitely don't want to hear me eat and pose you and go like
do the last breath come out of my nostrils on your butthole?
One time I
Probably Tucson was around 21 this girl. I was very hungover and I hooked up with this girl And she's she slept over and she's giving me a blowjob in the morning
And I reached over and I grabbed a bottle of water and I ended it with one hand and then took a sip and
Some of it dripped on her arm and
looked up and I was holding the water and I was like, it's offered her some of us like,
uh, you know, Christine will crack open her water bottle in mid-coitus like a
fucking, uh, like a tour de France bike.
Yeah.
You fucking wall fucking scoops it, fucking takes a whack and pops it back down
It's poetry
She's like one of Christine's like one of the boxers that doesn't sit in her corner
She's standing up with her gloves on the ropes moving her legs
Wets are whistle
Yeah, I got it give me back in there. Yeah, I got it moved to the left watch out for that right
Yeah, I got it give me back in there. Yeah, I got it moved to the left watch out for that right
I got you test the jab Let's watch this video of the train
I don't know why I said it like that. Let's watch this video
Do you guys like sexy?
This video Christine Christine you just saw this somebody somebody put it on reddit and the camp like the
Is that is that Philly that looks like the broad street line? No, it's New York like New York
Yeah, we don't got that like that. That's what you do. The broad street line as the orange ones that looks like the broad street line? No, it's New York. It's like New York. Yeah, we don't got that.
That's like the broad street line as the orange ones.
That looks like the beer, the D train.
Doesn't it?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I think the next thing is pretty long.
It's a pretty long row of just those seats facing that way
where I'm thinking it could not be New York.
All right, let's see.
The accent though, when she's like,
bitch, when she gets off, She's above ground in the Bronx maybe
That's a camo dress though, but this is crazy. This is crazy. They do this in public
Decide for yourself if this is somehow set up or not. Yeah, I didn't know if it's I don't really know I mean
Yeah, this point. Let's just yeah, let's just show let's show six and by the way
We'll tweet this out at the bonfire SXM and thank you to the camper group
So it's a lady in a grown man with who's in Air Force one shirtless
He's also in a diaper over underwear
Oh wow, okay, and there he goes
And he gets on her lap.
They're playing mommy's son.
First off, I'd be mad about the
foot over the railing because you're
foot over the railing and the
what? Yeah, like, come on, dude.
So here you go.
Here's the audio.
He's just, well, he's just
to be right.
He's sucking on our tinny.
Now, the lady who she's arguing
with is completely right.
Yes.
Yeah, uh, she's completely right. Yes. Yeah.
She's completely right, but I just don't know,
if it's these two thinking they're being like a jackass type thing.
Yeah, is it a setup?
Yeah, this is a setup.
This dude, let me say something.
This dude's just naturally and in good enough shape
that this isn't really how he wears his,
he thinks he's being like, they're going to prank of some sort of this guy.
Dude, I've never met a black guy He wears his like he thinks he's being like they're doing a prank of some sort. Yeah this guy like dude
I've never met a black guy who wasn't
Flamboyantly gay that would be like this is cool
Even this he probably had some friends get questioned about doing this joke
Yeah, I mean fresh air force ones on dude. He would have the best the best he got
Yeah, the best he exactly he'd be like yeah like he exactly. He'd be like, yeah, like radio.
He'd be like a fucking black goof.
That's what I was wondering when I first watched it
because it was like, you know that show
we watched with the adult baby girl?
Yeah, I was wondering if it was like that.
No, because even through all that,
he won't take off his chain.
Sorry, Kyle, go ahead, what'd you say?
No, I was just saying, I was agreeing with Dan.
My first thought was it's one of those,
like those people that like me,
like whether it's a of those like those people that like need like whether it's a
not like a
What's it called like a sexy thing that you like to role play a cake? Yeah, like a fetish or something like a fish. Yeah. Yeah
Oh, yeah, here's the thing it might be but her fighting with somebody over it
Also him not getting involved. I feel like even though it's a sexual fetish
He would snap back into like real life and be like shut the fuck up. Fuck you mind your business
Well, here's the thing. It's funny. He's still or the fact is he wouldn't commit to the diaper with no
And he also has a gold chain like a nice gold chain
I was neck so what this is right here is a guy thinking he's being funny because yeah, this is I'm telling you
He's not like he's not giving into it enough like and she's just willing to like get people's
faces but also here's the thing you wouldn't just be like if this was your fetish if you're
real fetish you would like not be getting into almost fights over it like people who have
those fetishes know their thing is weird yeah I mean like they wouldn't do it on this
train like this also though it goes zero to 60 in such they wouldn't do it on the train like this. Also, it goes
zero to 60 in such a way. Yeah. Do you think the whole thing, like you think the girl
that she's fighting with is a setup? I was just going to say that. Yeah, maybe. Yeah.
Does it get physical or well, watch watch the end. And let's pump full wine. We'll show that they all have sex
Oh my god, that's kidding. Oh, yeah, they were out
So the audio sucks ass. I didn't realize the audio sucks. Tell us on it. You got to watch this clip
She says she tells the guy to sit down. He's sucking his thumb. You can even hear her energy that she's giving. Oh, yeah, she yanks her own wig off unnecessarily.
She's touching her naked titties in the world,
which is weird.
I might help you on the next up there.
This is positive.
That's why I think it's set up.
She's like, everyone else here is fine with it.
You're like, I'm not cool with it.
Yeah, I'm definitely not all right with that.
Also, I think if it
did, we got the sit there like that. Dude, if you would have stood up though and like said
something and that guy drops you, just a fucking right cross and you're just knocked out.
Well, be funny. If they had like really close up, you can hear the black dude with her.
It means over he goes, we stop now. Did you guys get it? Is that enough cuz I don't really don't want to do this anymore
See and then he gets off right at the next stop
What
Have you ever seen that on the train cuz I was on a subway car one time and this these two heroin addicts were
nodding off but like
Bang starting the bang. But a one girl took the guys dick out in front of it was packed.
Oh,
pack car.
Do we're horrified?
Yeah, because they probably thought they probably put in their minds.
Jacob, you were seeing that, but really in their minds, it was risky business when he's on the train and Phil
Colton's way.
Hot scene.
That was him.
The heroin addicts.
That was what they were saying in their head.
Absolutely.
Yeah. I mean, That was him the heroin addicts that was what they were singing their head
I disagree I disagree with you. It's awful, but like in the best way like I would I would not get off my stop
To watch the man how that device. Yeah
Like I miss my stop so I'm taking the whole way. Yeah, I don't stop looking at that now. Come on. Come on. I record it.
Of course you want to run a train. No, no, no, no, no, I give it two stops depending on how late I'm on it. If the train super full, if the train super full, I'd be, you're almost there longer for reaction.
I'd be upset if Christine left and got off at her stop and missed what the ending of that was.
But if she was the only other person on the train or, which is a few people on,
I'd wanted to get off. That might concern me to be to get off. But if it was a full train,
I'd be like, Christine, you better stay on that train.
Report back to you.
It happens. Yeah, please.
I think worst case scenario every time,
like, I'll tell you another incident.
No, I don't want any other sex juices like flying.
True.
Your biggest fear has always been subway rape.
You told me that confided me once.
Sex juices.
That's a box juice.
You know what I'm saying?
Sex juice.
I got my sex juice out of my window. Jacob's song. Sex juice. I got my sex juice. I don't know my way.
No.
Spill it.
Do you not sit down?
Do you not sit down on subway seat, Jacob?
No, that's not what I'm first.
Most of the time now, I tried to surf.
Lou will back me up.
He doesn't touch a goddamn thing.
You try to stand just in the middle.
You just stand there?
I try not to attack your calves.
Your calves and quads must be fucking fine.
Of course, try to tighten.
They're nice.
I mean, just stay there.
Jacob, that's what you want to do with.
I like to make it a workout.
I train, that train hard starts and when it hard stops, I'm telling you, I will go flying
down the aisle like a snapple bottle
and then thinking around all over those poles.
Jacob, we took-
One time I was asked to hold on to something
because I did lose like plow into two-b.
I didn't want to touch anything.
And I had to give in there.
But another time I was on the subway,
there was a guy who clearly had like,
he was out of his mind on drugs and had open sores all over his body.
Oh.
He obviously had, I swear he had full blown aides it looked like.
So you can just, you can just, I'm terrified.
I don't know.
Yeah, I had full blown aides.
Because I had him up thick I had.
You know those sores, I'm telling you that's what it looked like
Hague last terrifying. Yeah, you are judging that fully off of Tom Hanks by the way
Yeah, so makeup artist made your opinion of AIDS change you have to be there
It was a lot about AIDS now you have to be there what I was saying is you are assuming full-blown AIDS because of lesions
And you think lesions there were leave one thing and one thing only the last five minutes of Philadelphia
Ville
Jacob's on the train and he's next to a guy with aids
Maybe I need to educate my
Darius six juices on his
He's got dangerous six juices
So with the guy with lesions was he like jerking off or anything or is he just being a regular dude? He was, no, no, no. He was getting into
people's face like, uh, from their face. Like terrifying. Like I was, I have full blown
AIDS. That's why if you did that to me, I just go, I'd give a make out energy and go yeah
Yeah, you want to spread it over here big boy
You guys why I'm telling you they're listening to our thoughts and I go is how about their talent Huh, and then I'll suck his cock and then when he comes and he's weakened the knees. I'll knock him the fuck out
Oh, you don't come and be like that bro. Whoa
Come with me like that, bro dude King of New York
Whoa, come with me like that bra dude King of New York. Yeah, King of New York dude What you're wreaking the needs for my sick ass sloppy two-hand blowjob?
I'm gonna fucking drop your ass cuz you loved it, too. You're so gay. Do you guys ride the Jacob?
You got out psycho those guys
The clock
That was the one time I was like I'm up. I was I had a glove on that was the one thing I was gonna
I was gonna put a glove on and then deck him a one time I was like I'm up. I was had a glove on that was a lick. There's a one thing I was gonna I was gonna put a glove on and then deck of one box and gloves
Jacob Jacob always carries his dueling glove
Jacob has his dueling glove for the challenging people. I hope it was a freak
I hope it was a freesie freaky and then when you hit him the thing warmed up the
You can see the design anymore. That's pretty that's pretty great. Yeah you see
these mountains now you know. Do you guys ride the Philly train a lot? Not recently.
No. Now sometimes. I was wondering about that. Other cities mass
transportation. I didn't know that the subway system. I don't know as a subway system existed until probably
1997 really yeah, we only have two trains. We only have the L on the broad street line and it's foul
Yeah, it's not right. Is it dangerous?
Yes, it can be on certain areas like you know the further it goes down to like bridge and plot or like you know Ken's in the Ken's again
Yeah, well that's always crazy to me to be riding a train. You're like this is dangerous
Yeah, so I moved to New York everyone was like is it dangerous to ride the subway?
Like no, it's actually real convenient and it works well. Yeah, yeah, I mean there's crazy shit
You see heroin addicts about to fucking bang it out
Yeah, I really
I've never enjoyed the subway.
I tried to avoid it at almost all costs.
Don't mind it.
I, if you have you taken it in DC, I looked in DC for 10 years.
And to this day, I'll still say that is the best.
Go Redskins.
No.
Go football team.
Go football.
Go generic.
Go generic for a multi.
It's a good.
It's a good. Yeah. Football teams. Go go go generic go generic for multi is because we'll be there
Dude bezers gone full crazy left on us. Yeah, it doesn't matter of color. They are all friends. He's a decent chain
Yo, I'm ready to vote. Yo, I'm ready vote for one president. Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on go birds. Let's go hurry up go bird. Oh
Man, yeah, that's gonna be weird to watch you guys without the post Carson Wentz era All you guys enjoy it. Okay, with them being good. I have no problem with the bro
Are you kidding me dude? Yeah, I'm pumped for the new era this team good Lord. They're good. They have to be good
You think so yeah,. Maybe not this season.
Devon to Smith is like, they, oh my god, I cannot wait. Yeah, he's gonna be like that, huh?
No break his leg in the first game.
And so we're going to be doing it. Yeah, that's so right. I'm really really. Like, these are will you be mad? Kyla and be zero.
Will you guys be mad if Carson Wentz goes to Indianapolis and wins?
He won't.
I do.
I think he is.
I think you'll do good over there.
Yeah.
I think he's going to suck.
And I'm going to afford.
I would laugh.
I do.
Don't give me wrong.
I'm secretly hating on him immediately.
I'm like, I hope you fucking stink over there.
But then what if it just reels off a 12 and two record?
You know, like, oh, yeah.
Well, because there's 17 games this year
There's not 16 games
Yeah for either coach or quarterback or what have you to leave the team and then to go win championship
Oh, man
I hope I hope I January they're like and the Indianapolis Colton
Had an unbelievable season everyone calls them the ginger of Indiana
on the ginger snap.
Now, dude.
Fuckin' what?
He's gonna suck.
He's gonna get injured again.
He ain't gonna get injured again.
Arrested for fighting a Gino subs.
Oh my God.
Gino subs.
Subs.
To some fucking East Coast broadcast.
Yeah, dude.
I don't know.
I always hate when we were talking about this
on the Thursday show, or we were talking about this
on the Thursday show, when athletes leave your team,
just like when they're there, you love them.
But then when they leave, you're like, you kinda hate them.
I didn't hate you.
The only one I couldn't hate, but I had to treat it like,
I was happy that an ex-girlfriend moved out of town,
was Alan Iverson going to Denver.
To Denver?
Oh, I just kinda pretended just kind of pretended like I just
pretended like Denver nuggets weren't even a thing I didn't
check on him. I just I just try to pretend that it was all
over and I was like, yep, he's just gone. He's at a basketball
because I couldn't. It was such a baller. I saw I saw him 45
minutes after they announced that I was really working up.
Yeah, I was working up on city line Avenue and across you guys want to fuck a bivore. Well, he was always at the Hilton up there. Yeah, it's
always there. It was the Adam's mark. It was the Adam's mark. Yeah, the Adam's mark. So
I walked over there to get something to eat with the studio. I was working with a time
and I saw the the Lambo with the you know, he always had the answer. Yeah, I, no, answer. Get it right. And I walked in and he was in the back
of like this little tiny bar area with some girl
and some dude I'm guessing is agents or managers, whatever.
And they had just announced it.
So I was already pissed off and my buddies like,
dude, there's Iverson and I turned around, I was like,
holy shit.
And I first reaction, I was like, do we jump him?
I was like, you should.
I was like, we can fucking take that.
And the dude I was with actually had a prosthetic leg. I was like, you know, I was like, we can fucking take that. And the dude I was with actually had a prosthetic leg.
I was like, you're with your ass.
And it's so fucking, he came up to the bar
and he was just like, and he was talking to the bartender
and he was like, hey, Dave, you know,
he said, hey, Dave, this is yours.
He was like, Alan, great, you know, great known.
He was like, yeah, man, keep it, bubble bath.
And I turned her, but I was like, I gotta say something.
And all I said was, damn, dude, say it bubble bath. And I turned to him and I was like, I gotta say something. All I said was, damn dude, say it ain't so.
You just look, you just looked at me.
I thought it was gonna be like some big moment.
He's like, yeah, I'm outta here.
I was like, all right, cool.
I'm gonna say it.
I'm gonna say it.
So funny.
Oh man.
I could have said anything in that book.
You just look at him, you go, say it.
So like I'm just a John Q.
I could have a fucking lady's in it.
That's so funny.
You should have chased him down at the airport
when he was boarding the flight to Denver.
I was just a guy talking to another guy with cornrows
telling me a lot of guys.
He's a natural two who shouldn't play one.
I'm just a dude standing from a dude with cornrows
and a bunch of tats.
Yeah, when guys go to other teams, it really hurts.
When I remember when Dion, he was only on our team
for a year, but when he went specifically to the Cowboys,
it really stung, because he relied on all the cowboys.
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
It has to do a lot with the team that go to.
But I didn't mind when Ricky Waters went to the Eagles.
I didn't mind.
Because we're in the Eats.
Yeah, him and Bill Romanowski.
I was like, yeah, whatever.
Let him go play with, you know, but it does when they leave your
kind of a weird time accepting somebody from a team I hated.
Like, oh, when Rodney Pete was the quarterback, there was always
thing in the back of my mind that was like, you know, I just saw
a thing the other day about Philly fans.
What was it? What do we watch Christine?
I watched it with you. Oh, it was the dark side of football.
That show.
They did a whole episode on Philly fan call not just Philly.
It was like Philly and Oakland.
It's up at the Philly one was pretty barbed.
And I for I was at the game.
I didn't realize that that was the last game of
Irving's career. I don't know. He's the last time he ever played touch the ball again. I didn't
I don't know. I remember and I was at that game as I said the thing I remember when like he was down
They were all like cheering and it seemed like they were like
Cheering like they hope he's okay and then when he gave his thumbs up
They all started booing him and shit. And it was the funniest fucking thing ever.
Blast it, it's right.
Boom.
I mean, he hit the thumbs up and he never played football
again, I didn't know.
That was it.
Oh my God, it's so sad.
I was there for why I always say I wasn't there for it.
I've never been at anything that was like a major event.
That's like an awesome thing in sports.
And I was there when the Eagles killed Michael Irvin.
Good riddance to to bad garbage I say. I thought you were there
for the step over for some reason. No what? You thought I was at the NBA finals in
the 19th. In 2000? Yeah I wish I was there. You thought that's where I was? I
think you also did that in LA. Yeah. I think it was. I think you also did that in Out of the LA. Yeah, I think you were so I think you get a J you're out there sitting next to Jack Nicholson
Yeah, it was game one. I'll tell you what I could definitely Christine
I could fuck you with the background thing being a
Nine-minute recap of the game one NBA why not just game. Well, what about what about just game one? Oh?
Yeah, I'll fuck you straight through game one. Oh, miracle, the metal lands double over time. I think I made Chris, I made
Christine watch during pandemic NFL channel replayed Miracle, the metal
lands to only put I only put it through the second half. But like, I
don't want to say half and I did it horned me up. I wanted to make
passion. That's all I feel about whenever I watch any of the catches
One two or three
The catch that catches about to catch this weener
Miracle the metal is all I lived all over again when we watched it. Oh, it was so horned up
I need to have you I need to have you after that
Oh, you have to. You got to lay pipe after watching American Madeline's.
Those are the videos that get J. Go and Miracle of the
Metalands and Donald McNabb's DUI video.
That's a good blue shoe tabs.
It's just USB ports that you put them in a computer.
Yeah, you know, because you want me to go all night,
watch you watch this kick return.
You know, Mick Nab in that DUI video is still the best.
He's like, where were you at?
He's like, my friend's house.
He's like, where's your friend's house?
And he goes over there.
There's points.
You look on the side of a highway.
Over that way.
Right over there.
Is that in Northwest?
Yeah, then yeah, there. I can't imagine real Philly fans watching that too. It's like what else do you need officer?
He told you where it is leave the guy fucking alone fucking running him down. Jesus Christ
Side of the road. Yeah, it's a fucking frame job. It's classic frame job. Dude, that's
I love football because I love the NFL
But I also I love it because it means they were closer to better weather like sweatshirt weather. Yeah
It's always the most fun when you're like all right get a little chilly out footballs back an extra game
I agree. We got to go to a game guys. I mean we do the nighters
Niners play the Eagles, but I'm gonna be in Arizona
You're not gonna be in Arizona.
You're not gonna be here. You make sure you went to the first game of the season with people
who are your close friends. Well it's also not also an stadium that's not gonna threaten
violence on me for simply liking the team. Oh, you're welcome. I'll bring my
son. You're welcome. You're welcome for, uh, yeah, you're welcome for making a game exciting
again. No, it's not exciting. No, I want to watch the game. I want to watch the game stop yelling at me
You don't want to be called faggot by an 80 year old man who's had season tickets since the 50s. No, I kind of do though
Yeah, you do. Yeah, you're right
Man, I would love to have a beer thrown in my head the second I celebrate a good thing
I wish you'd make a movie as San Francisco nitty-oh
We sent our quiz to that city.
Breakfast lunch and dinner at the link is a great day.
Breakfast lunch and dinner.
What the fuck are you doing there for all three?
You never got it like telegated like first thing in the morning.
Oh, I thought you met your like in the stadium like walking around.
Yeah.
How'd you know?
You said that, really?
Yeah.
What's so funny?
We went with like an Eagles trailer and I was like decked out with a tap on the outside
So like and like pulled out with like the
Morning, it was like totally hooked up. It was awesome. Yeah, we used to really go tailgate
That was great for the one p.m. For the one p.m. Games you get there like nine a.m.
And yeah, yeah, just start fucking I don't really drink it all even but it was just like
Just eating food so as you'd grill
Man when you park a lot food. It's different. It does it really does and when you drink
When I was drinking man football is a dangerous day because you can get that early game going
Then you just move into the fucking afternoon game and then the night game.
A little booze.
Oh no, just mostly on booze.
No, we're actually going to the game like tailgating and I love that.
Yeah, tailgating.
I still did it.
I tailgated without drinking.
That's one.
We're doing it again then.
We're blowing it.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Kyla, six.
Thank you for coming on the show.
We love you guys.
We're gonna say we go to Notre Dame and set. Oh yeah. Oh no, Kyle out six. Thank you for coming on the show. We love you guys.
We'll say we got another date and set.
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