The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - When I Was Your Age

Episode Date: July 16, 2021

Rapper Chet Hanx is in the news again when rumors of him being cut off by his very famous family arise. The guys compare where Tom Hanks was in his career at his son Chet's age.Stream "The Bonfire wit...h Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com#CrackleCrackle

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, I'm Big J. Okreson. And I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to seriesXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. We got Chet Hayes stories here. So, you, we both came in with two different shed hay's things. Yeah, I got a video tweeted to me about
Starting point is 00:00:29 shed hanks having beef with Is it flawed? He's the guy TV Vlad TV is out and what is Vlad TV exactly does interviews in the hip hop world and with other people? Okay, it's not who is the one that was wasn't that Vlad TV to the guy that would go around like start fights in the hood or DJ Vlad maybe is that the same? I don't know. He's the same black Lou. I'm doing a check down. Yes, sir. I believe that's the same guy. Yeah. All right. Okay, so this is he's on it He's uh, no, no, this is him on the no no jumper podcast which is for those of you a little bonfire context the no jumper podcast was the one that had that girl who blew all of the people on the sons or seven members of the Phoenix
Starting point is 00:01:14 sons who are now I mean right to the finals. Yeah, but she sucked them into the finals. I mean, I don't know when's Miss Congenia out. She better have tickets to one of the games in the finals. That's all I'm saying. Look, she's a big piece of shit who really has no whole donna second Jason. What? You like her? I think she's a diamond in the rough. No, she's trash garbage. She's a humiliation to her family, but she really should get like box seats for this for the final. She should be rewarded. I don't mind if it's financially rewarded or with gifts, but she should be. She did do the job. At the game, there's just some fucking rich Phoenix CEO and he's like, so how did you get these tickets?
Starting point is 00:01:55 He's like, I sucked off. I sucked seven of the Dicks while I was getting fucked. Oh, I started North Phoenix's largest cable company and look at us. We both in here eating the same pigs in a blanket. You want me to suck your dick? Yes, I would. If it gets me to the finals, I'd like to find out what it would cost for me to get her. If she can just run a blow bang on the Sixers, just a start and five, you can find the bench. I'm not worried about the start and five could use it.
Starting point is 00:02:23 They call her the shaman bringing her into suck-off players to have success in color. It's a cuck-a. Listen man, all I'm saying is slut-fuel works. Jimmy G. Bang that porn star and the Niners were in the fucking Super Bowl. And then she dipped out, then she ghosted them and they lost the shut up. Well, that's her fault. Yeah, that bitch. Yeah, you broke my heart. Um, but yeah, I wish that girl sucked off the sons would really give a good old just a tug toss to these. Watchers watchers stop by Orlando and then the magic are untouchable. I don't know what's fucking uh, what kind of bone-densing power is her fucking. That's my. No one gets
Starting point is 00:03:03 hurt in that team. That's my pitch to be the nuggets GM I'm gonna bring in one franchise player in a slut to suck everyone else off to rise their game we're gonna find the best the best of the best welcome to jock suck Simmons what's happening with the free throw getting the closet with Maribel oh Oh Yo coach, I'm ready to hit them free throws. I think I found my rhythm That's 15 in a row Simmons you got them right tank is empty. She swallows alone goes nothing but net
Starting point is 00:03:44 Nothing but she goes She goes, she makes a noise. Didn't even touch the side. That low didn't even brush the net. I like the picture. Those dicks are so big and her throat is so deep that she actually just empties. They actually just empty their dicks. It's already in her guts. Oh, it's like a cum cast. She doesn't have to swallow Yeah, it's in there already. Yeah, it's just it's just basically just dropping it. I picked your drops Two inches from dickhead to stomach acid. Yeah Yeah, and when it hits the acid it goes Their dicks are hold over the acid like you're trying to get a secret out of them. Yeah
Starting point is 00:04:24 Well, let's go to this clip of, so that was on the no jumper podcast. We found out about that lady. And now a bonfire favorite, chit hanks, the pioneer of white boy summer, which really did not take off, did not take off. Well, then, because then didn't then lives of the big girl summer. And then everyone's like, you, and then here we are. Then I did big head summer, you big's like you and then Here we are then I did big head summer you big head summer. I remember I did it's ever gonna go away summer. Yeah I remember Jane Christine actually liking the song No, no not Jay and Christine Christine said she liked the song
Starting point is 00:05:00 But Christine made a lot of questions Christine said a lot of questionable things over the last six months guys. I'm not holding the calls for that at all. Well, apparently, Chet Hanks as a B-foot DJ Vlad, Cancer Culture and White Boy Summer. So he's still promoting it. This is just a 55 second clip, but you probably don't know what if we agree with this cancel culture shit. Oh man, we'll have him on the show. I'd have him on anyway. Yeah, I would love to have Ch will have them on the show. I'd have them on anyway.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Yeah, I would love to have jethanks on the show. Does nobody you got a score to settle with? Oh! DJ Vlad. Oh. What if I said the bonfire? What if I said the bonfire out of it like? I think he did right afterwards.
Starting point is 00:05:40 That's what I got. At least the bonfire in Vlad. What did he say? He said beat the shit out of blood. Is what he said? Really? Yeah. I bet the, what if Chet Hanks could fight that, Betty?
Starting point is 00:05:49 By the way, after this clip, I want to talk, I want to talk to the other Chet Hanks thing as we get to that. But what I do want to look up here and have this in the waiting, I don't want to go to this just yet. Might be 20 minutes away from getting to this point. But bring up what, how is Chad Hanks and what did Tom Hanks accomplish by Chad Hanks age? I'd like to know that. Oh, do a little comparison. I real side by
Starting point is 00:06:16 side. I think that'd be a really interesting thing because all I'm thinking about is this guy said, yeah, man, beat the shit out of I see him and you're like dude. What was Tom? I was Tom ex getting his first academy award. He was doing Turner and hooch Something bachelor party even I would fight him. I would fight him right now Fucking wild here. Let's listen to this clip Do you want to go back on it? Yeah Respectfully Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Respectfully. Is nobody you got a score to settle with? DJ Vlad. Oh, that's a brilliant idea. I beat the shit out of Vlad. You didn't like that clip that came out of him, talking about you, huh? I mean, that dude's a weirdo, like, and I definitely beat the fuck out of him.
Starting point is 00:07:00 He definitely doesn't want to fight me. It's just in 2014 2014 we had an interview. And then at the last moment, I just like got cold feet. I didn't feel comfortable going. So I just hit him on like, Hey man, I'm sorry. I'm not going to be able to make it. And he's still but heard about it. He's still like, he's like trying to shit on me.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Like every chance he gets. Are you talking to people? I gotta see what the last set about. He's like, and then check. Do we know what we finished that up? Cause he did it. Yeah. Thanks, you know, like, it's finish that up cuz he did yeah Thanks, you know like it's like bro. Why are you like he can't let it go? I just say anything. I forgot that he's they say half things or nothing at all
Starting point is 00:07:33 He was like and I was like dude. No He said you know and I was like I'm done, you know, and he's gonna come me He's all gonna be like oh, okay, and I'm just supposed to be like Oh, and it's just like fuck that bro seven years ago. Fuck that fight me. I say, you know Well, I don't know cuz he's all like And it's like and then I see him. It's all I go Go go and then like and then it goes right again And then I'm all good with it and then the next thing he goes out he says these all like what
Starting point is 00:08:02 Chester what are you saying? Tom's is boring. Chester, it doesn't make any sense. Come on, come on, come on. Well, that's the other wall they look up with DJ Flap. We have any fans that have a good top Hank's impression. I got a one I want to learn.
Starting point is 00:08:19 I want to learn one. Yeah. You're going to put effort into a Tom Hank's. I will. OK. Jethanks has came up enough that I will fucking he did It's not a bad move at all, but I got I'm gonna go train
Starting point is 00:08:29 I'm gonna go I'm gonna go train in the hotels of Dallas and Cleveland and come back Hopefully with a decent Tom Hanks. Well, dude, you know, you are a voice Tremendialist white winds low, baby buddy We can't jump subjects but like a winslow that America's got talent no and he murders but like it's still sad it's still sad I'm telling you he annihilates yeah we talked about it huh we talked about it on Wednesday is that what happened yeah you're right probably we're later this show he annihilates. Yeah, we talked about it. Huh? We talked about it on Wednesday. Is that what happened?
Starting point is 00:09:06 Yeah. You're right. Probably. We're later this show. Or Tuesday. Or now. Or right now. It knows.
Starting point is 00:09:12 All right now, though, I want to see what Vlad said about Cheat Hanks. No, look, I think they're still looking it up. I can tell. Our research. We're looking it up face. Yeah. Scanning.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Black Lose breaking hacking into the main frame. He really does have a good. Jacob's reading the ledgers. He's like, good, good at balances. Why don't you talk about the other two? And DJ Lillian. Where did you hear the other? Sitting in the car, smoking cigarettes waiting for us
Starting point is 00:09:40 all to come out. The wheel, man. He's the wheel, man. Oh, well, Chad, I just heard that his, it's been announced. I heard on Wendy Williams. His parents have cut him off. Wendy Williams announced. Wendy Williams announced that Chet Hayes' parents
Starting point is 00:09:53 have cut him off financially. And they should. They really should. They're doing the right thing. That's, that kid's, he's not flourishing and what he's doing, man He's humiliating this family off to you if you're calling Hanks. Do you think you get a bigger slice of the pie now? I wonder if him and his brother are good at all. I think they are. Is it all same parents? No
Starting point is 00:10:20 Who's different? Colin has a different mother He's Rita Wilson jethanks is Rita Wilson. Oh, man. There's a video of Rita Wilson rapping and you're like that's where it comes from No, but she's like mom shit. Yeah, but I mean But if your mom did that would you let your mom do that on a public thing and I'd be like hey, what the fuck you doing? How much do you think you wait? How much do you think Cheat Hanks weighs on Tom Hanks? No, I think he's just kind of like, Oh, that's what he does. I mean, he's only got two kids, right?
Starting point is 00:10:52 Is it just those two? Not sure. What do you guys say, Jacob? Cheat Hanks is 30 now. Can I read you the films that Tom Hanks did by 30 and our TV shows and TV shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but don't go, don't go 30 down, go up to 30. Okay, fair enough.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Okay, so yeah, so it goes like, yeah, it's like younger than him. Yeah, and then up to 30. Perfect. And don't forget, you know, obviously you're starting with the beginning of career then. So, No, no, no, no then. So tell me like the small stuff. Okay. He knows you're alone.
Starting point is 00:11:31 1980. Yeah, probably. Start on the 1980 again. Tom hangs guest start on the love boat. Fantastic. Great. Day is prime time TV. My mom watched that.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Yeah. Double guns. 1980 to 1982 was some buddies. I mean, that's huge. That's by the way, that's enormous. Huge sitcom. Yeah. Also in 1980, three things in 1982, did also guest stars on taxi happy days and mazes and monsters, which was a TV movie actually. Okay. Well, I mean, two of those three are iconic TV shows. So sure.
Starting point is 00:12:13 I would say probably at the end of the last seasons or nearing the last seasons of them, but of course, if I come by the way, also he's probably coming on as it is a guest star role because he's already Tom Hanks at Buzzenbuddies. He's in the game. Yeah. He's getting, he's getting a lot of playing time. Um, moving on, uh, 1983 to 1984 for three episodes of family ties. Okay. Huge. Again, huge here. I'll say right now, know the big one 1984 splash and bachelor party Both before 30 Yes, you would have been 28 when these movies came out Wow
Starting point is 00:12:59 What else Uh 1985 the man was one red shoe, fallen and volunteers. Okay. 1986. That would make him 30. He did the money pit, nothing in common with Jackie Gleason.
Starting point is 00:13:18 A great movie. So by the way, so now he did nothing in common. So he's also passed. Now he's passed just comedy. He's doing dramas now. Nothing in common's a drama basically. Mm-hmm. I mean, he's working with a legend and that one. And then every time we say goodbye, that was what I have for 19, that would bring him up to date.
Starting point is 00:13:39 I mean, I mean, there's a big splash money pit. Nothing in common. Years later, it does big. I mean, I mean, there's a big splash money pit. Nothing. Later does big. At 32 that the first pro pedophilia movie ever made. Yeah. And wait, when that was punchline. 1988 also. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:59 I mean, I mean, what? Wow. And by the way, I'm not even laying on shit. Hayes, the like, look at what you're dead. I'm not laying laying on chat. Hey, he's like look at what you're doing I'm not laying that on him. I'm just like, but I wonder if you just wanted to see the comparison if Tom Hanks himself is just like just doing money, but he's still like he's still putting on like an affected voice at 30 years old He's still like not only is he not like successful in that way at all, which okay? He's also just like He's like, yeah, man for real that dude get knocked the fuck out. He don't want to fight,
Starting point is 00:14:29 he don't want to fight me. Yeah, you're fucking, I said you're private. You're 30, you nitwit. Yeah, it's just like, what are you doing? Oh, it's so weird. Did you find this stuff, Christine? Well, it looks like it's an ongoing thing with DJ Vlad, because it's a Vlad TV. And if you see, there's a bunch of different videos, you can still have rich parents and still fail like Chek Hank's. I mean TK, I can't be out of one here that one. TK Kirkland is just such a weird dude man. He's like the one like no famous like Stolwell watch from Eddie Murphy at his house. And they caught him.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Like they caught him. Like they caught him there doing it really. And he's the one who tried to put me out. He's the one trying to pit me out. Oh, yeah. Remember, yeah, remember, tell me God free. He he managed God free. And he's going to take me to see how I do. That maybe worked me a little bit more. So if I can get into his quote unquote, stable. So DJ Vlad just goes after, he's got an ongoing thing with Chet Hanks. Is that what just, it's all over the place. Yeah, it just seems like it's very consistent. Yeah, there's articles too.
Starting point is 00:15:32 So it looks like they've just gone at him a bunch. Yeah. This is what I might be mad about. They make fun of him. DJ I mean, kind of explain. Every article just starts starts right off the top son of actor Tom Hanks. Yeah, oh, it probably makes him nice. Yeah, come on. Okay, come on.
Starting point is 00:15:59 But because you find an article about him being cut off. Because Wendy Williams said it so it has to be true. Well, yeah He's dead. Okay, yeah, so he did That clip we watched on Monday's episode anyways, he was followed was ain't shit He was he was murdered Monday morning at 9.45 in the morning is out, but he ugly he did He did anyways. He died in a in a terrorist attack45 in the morning. Look at his outfit. He ugly. He did. He did. Anyways, he died in a, in a terrorist attack. Oh, 46 in the morning. Damn, who's that?
Starting point is 00:16:29 I'm afraid that time of day. You're already over being morning angry. You're up now. Now you're up. You've had breakfast. Yeah, you're up. Look at the end. Why they cut off controversial sun, chin,
Starting point is 00:16:41 I think that's giving them too much credit. He's controversial. Oh, God. He's controversial. Oh, still controversy. Uh, Chen Hanks was hit with a civil law suit and a pro by his ex girlfriend. She publicly accused the son of actor saw him, Hank's and Rita Wilson of his, he's like, come on. Second sentence. Come on. He feels physically she accuses them of physically abusing her She's seeking a million dollars in damages. He accused her of being the attacker claiming that she came at him with a knife
Starting point is 00:17:12 You all saw that she had a knife. I had a poke in my head The lawsuit's ongoing and she recently spoke to a radar online and claimed that due to his behavior His parents had cut him off financially. Okay, that's so it's hearsay. Yeah, it's through a source that hates jet hangs. Our relationship was okay, but he wasn't okay. She told radar online. He was treating me bad. He was just dealing with his mom and dad cutting. Oh, here it is. Because he started drinking and smoking weed again and that wasn't in their rulebook to support him. So they cut him off. His apartment was up. His roommate was moving his roommate and you didn't have anywhere to go.
Starting point is 00:17:50 That was weird. That is weird. He's 30. She added that she helped. Hanks find an apartment to be there when nobody was. He would have bad days when he would get texts from his parents and fight so many demons and so many issues So it's weird. She's like Synthesized suing him, but she's like yeah, but he's all fucked up. I mean you know, he he did a stint and rehab So he's got I think he's got a substance abuse problems
Starting point is 00:18:15 And that's probably why they cut him off is there were like no fucking you can't drink and smoke come on Is this heroin you doing doing it again, come on! Come on! But yeah, I mean, when you have wealthy parents like that, you see that a lot with like Manhattan kids, kids that grew up in New York, and they're like, yeah, my parents don't talk to me anymore because I was addicted to opiates by the time I was 13,
Starting point is 00:18:37 and you're like, Jesus! Well, if you wanted the board in that part of town, yeah, but I think it's like rich kids like that, you know, when they have drug problems, their parents are like, well, I'll help you, but if you're gonna keep doing drugs, I'm not gonna fucking help you.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Yeah. So it's like, you know, dude's got demons and it's sad. That's all you, dude. I'll figure it out. You have to be Tommy Hanks. I'll be Chet Hayes. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I Was gonna be someone in a mario. This is sick of me going yeah You're a police man You're a police man
Starting point is 00:19:12 Fuck off. Please stop. We're so delayed. I just want you to shut up or the second it clicks They go Tom Hanks father of actor Cheney of controversial father of controversial such headaches wife of rapper Wilson's rap again refresh my memory. She did salt and pepper did she do. Oh no, she did naughty by nature. That's a salt boat.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Let's talk about sex baby. That's driving me makes me want to shoot, shoot, shoot. What a man, what a man. A body like Denzel with a face like them. Yeah, I think she did naughty by nature. OPP. Other people's pussy. Other people's. Proper penis. Or no, we'll say the last P. stands for property, but know me pussy your penis What about a pussy better to say property though before before you do penis?
Starting point is 00:20:14 That's the work. It's gotta be what's me hang it Yeah, yeah, cuz he's saying it's about went male male or females can do beginning OPP So if it's other people's penis and just thinking of trech from naughty by nature having to say that you get another people's penis Pain is you down with other people's penis. Let's just say it stands for Property property Jacob what is the ledger say how many knots are we? Have we gone off course That notebook looks enormous. It's so funny. Your captain's log. You're a camera angle man. I know. How's your sketchbook going? Where are we? Are you
Starting point is 00:20:57 drawing me naked with the heart of the ocean on me? Are you sketching Jay and I on this couch. I don't know what to do. I don't know, but I'm very excited for our sleep apnea pilot mask. Did you find that? Read a while since doing OPP. I think we've amped long enough. Yeah. Let me do it. Dude, put just putting down the shades.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Oh, yeah. And dude, by the way, if we ever like, if one of us ever crashed at the other person's house, when we both put them on, we should play the... Hanging with the boys. Oh, but then we have to sleep in jeans without our shirts on. It's fine. I'll take my hand up. Dude, me sleep. If somebody walked in to me sleeping in jeans without our shirts on it's fine. I'll take my hand up to me sleep
Starting point is 00:21:45 If somebody walked in to me sleeping with jeans and those shared on dude I would be like what a horrifying look You're gonna be terrible with me, too What a horrifying bill spilled no, I look like an abusive stepfather. Oh She got in studio. I bet you She think I bet Tom is the one actually doing like that. I'm cutting this fucking weirdo off. Why do why does he talk like that? I bet she's like, oh, he's just
Starting point is 00:22:12 taking spray. He's fun. And she's in a studio. I bet. Oh, God, oh, freestyle redoist that just hurt my fucking I'm like, I'm like a pebble. She's playing that freestyle right now. Oh, oh, oh, oh, no. Well, you know what, play the video first of her on the couch because that is, that's context, bonfire context. That's where the first video of her rap is. I didn't know she's taking on a career since that.
Starting point is 00:22:40 And then I think they asked her to rap because of that. Okay, it was a mask singer. It was during quarantine. You want to see the one with her in the studio too. Yeah, but this is her in quarantine. I want to hear this one here. Yeah, I think this set off. Chet Hanks is career is his second wave.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Producing his mom. His mom was like p didying him. I bet you I bet you this is her trying to bond with him. So she's acting surprised. We'll tweeted out of the bond fire You do a picture on my monitor, but you couldn't make my day I'm working in your yard And but you never look my way. I'm looking down you dial in and ever single way Your funny flow is fun and your brink I'm on the way the same got shit to do with shampoo So watch your head and shoulder brother older bold enough to fold Yo, I told you a rate afraid of what I made it with some funky tricks to say
Starting point is 00:23:28 Put that music in your funky that triggers from the real town Euptown sometimes I would be honest with you. You think I like it with the freestyle phantom I think she's doing great So now the question Today I get props to hip hop so hip hop hooray Ho Hey So now the question is, I give props to hip hop. So hip hop hooray She has the whole thing By the way, that's so much better than the people all singing people that all did Everybody did imagine yeah, this is way better than that.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Way better. I would rather see a rap album out of her than check. Well for sure, because it's got some charm to it. Now let's get the context where it moves forward. She's done some more work in the rap field. So that's charming, because it's like, no, she did that. That's always where you want it to stay. It's just one charming thing. What's for sure? What's further back though?
Starting point is 00:24:27 Where she's in the studio though? No, I think I don't I'm not sure that I'm not sure I just know that was the first thing and then I think she went on the mask's thing and they're like you can rap Why don't you rap for us? I want to see them all you may not know this about oh it's the father of ten tuples Nick Cannon Oh, it's the father of ten tuplets, Nick Cannon Don't worry black, hey black, Lou, don't worry Nick Cannon made up for you buddy. Oh, no she's just doing the same verse though And that's where it gets like you have Hendrix and he has the entire rhythm section for you Yeah, he's got a whole brass band for you guys Shrieking what you're thinking cuz I'm bad band I live in diving hip boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom It's always hip hop hooray. It wasn't a freestyle at all. That hurt to watch. That was trash.
Starting point is 00:25:28 I agree. Well now it's like, you know, it's like, lady, I mean, you gotta learn another song or something. Yeah, bust out some bone thugs in harmony. If you were to bust out crossbows. I don't know, I'm just saying everybody. I don't know, I'm just saying. Oh, dude, did you imagine that? I think I heard a good word. And I miss my uncle Charles, y'all. But if you got the whole family to do it, better day found it better day found
Starting point is 00:25:49 Tom Hanks comes like and we're praying we pray in least white white boy summer was least an original Yeah, it was at least an original, but white boy summer is a concept fell to shit quick I mean right now we are in the thick of summer and it is not caught on anyway. I haven't heard it for weeks and we are mid July Yeah, it really died out quick and he thought it was a movement Man if you bought some of those sweatshirts are you like? Yeah, Christ Shit, oh man. I got the hashtag and everything. Yeah, Christ. Shit. Oh, man, I got the hashtag and everything. Yeah, damn it.
Starting point is 00:26:26 As someone that just moved and threw away, like a lot of podcast and merch shit that I've had, you always want to be like, oh yeah, remember white boys' summer? Yeah, exactly. Oh, man, remember it was also brown girl summer. Didn't he do all the different ones? Black King summer.
Starting point is 00:26:42 He like sold every variation of it. Oh, everyone came out. It's just going to be whatever your thing summer is. Yeah, whatever your race is. And then by the way, probably very quickly, like an actual company swooped in on that. Yeah. And then he got x'd out. And then he tried going to niche Scandinavian Summer. Half Irish Summer.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Half Irish. African Summer. What are you guys doing for your Jewish not bar mitzvod summer? Just strictly for 12 and down. Yeah, the rare, uncircumcised Jew summer. King's in Yara summer. You're a 15 year old girl and you're
Starting point is 00:27:20 a living girl. Jariatric sex summer. Do you at what point do you think I'm gonna be a link. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Geriatric sex summer. Do you at what point do you think Rita Wilson did hip hop or egg? I did then Tom Hanks was like, all right, all right. All right. What the kid about you? Come on.
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