The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Who Cares About AGT?

Episode Date: July 7, 2021

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Hey, I'm Big J. Okreson. And I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to series6m.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Like, no, your thoughts on this. Your real thoughts, because I... preface all of us by saying he's a very good comic doing a long time

uh... josh blue was on america town the other day and fucking like crushed he crushed and what's it but it's like isn't what the competition's about a gg such as a like a successful headline is a fucking legendary headliner he's been you know like he was selling out then verse and i was like high school is like a like a successful headline. He's a fucking legendary headliner He's been you know like he was selling out Denver since high school. He's like all Josh blue was he?

Yeah, man really yeah, he did class comic standing. I think season three. Yeah, I audition for the same one Whether I met him there actually and he yeah, he really any he he always he took great care of all the Denver comics around He's a fucking doesn't Denver. Yeah great dude. I just think it's a I thought it was a weird move. I'm not ready to get it. It's the show. We have another friend that did AGT that's a New York comic Gina Breone and I was like it just seems like such a fucking long shot. Well the long shot because the move got close Taylor Williams. Yeah but it's just Gina Breone Gary Veter got pretty far. Gina Breone's great. I've known Gina for a long, long time.

A friend, a very good friend of mine. Actually, but I'm just like, it's almost a thing. It's like, I guess like in the short term, it's like, you get a TV set, a couple of people see you on TV. But if you're not going for the legit, like, I'm going to win this thing, and it's not a dig on Gina. It's a dig on comedy on that show is not the same thing as anything. Do you know what I mean like It's you're dealing with people that are fucking doing backflips wall juggling fire. My thing is exactly I don't think I don't think a charming take on toothpaste But for a Vegas show that's what I'm saying when you're in a Vegas show like you're set just can't be like a

That's why I think of like you know, it's like I I'm married and like, I'm a Latina from the Bronx and it's just like, that's not like a theater kind of stand-up show. You know what I mean? Like, yeah. Sure, but I also think a lot of those acts, it's always weird to me on America's Got Talent when they have like children. Because you're like, is that kid just gonna go live in Vegas? You're making them do a show, Bizz Kid?

It's very ver- Like, that's a weird thing to be like, sorry, I had a, I, back when I was nine years old that residency at the old Aladdin They had like a seven-year-old kid old-fool. You know Gerald Kelly. Yeah, it's a general Kelly's son He was seven-year-old son did it well, and he did it Separately they did it but like together. Yeah, they each just then I'm coming. They both moved on But the seven-year-old said like he forgot the part of his script in the middle

of his set and then like recovered but he forgot his script because he's not doing comedy he's just doing something his dad yeah jokes his dad wrote him and he's just like learning how to say them and it's like they move them on the next round it's like why yeah like why are you moving on the it's like it doesn't make any sense it's like you're gonna have this kid headliner I think I just remember what if he has anything that can happen to a poor seven-year-old? Is it Vegas?

Yeah, I'm like, what are we doing? Just gonna get stolen and puttin' into a human trafficking ring. Oh, just like after this, then what, let's just say, what's he hoping for from the push? What's it, because Gina Breone moves a couple more rounds up? Get money. It changes the road money. So I get that

to it that if I'm saying if you're doing it just for that I guess I'm sure what Josh is doing it for probably more exposure and maybe the handicap angle like maybe you can get deep deep because he's a strong enough comic yeah to get deep and then also having like everyone's gonna be like look how great I am dude for someone to get a leader fucking got far in AGT and then that kid with the stutter that was dual comedy Just fucking that trump card. Be me to be me to that's all By Gary yeah By Gary

That's so funny. Maybe we do it by Gary. He's gonna thought of that when it happened. Oh man, he will be mad. But he will be mad. Gary will be like, hey, that's not cool. He'll be mad, he'll be mad. But yeah, man, if you go on AGT, you have to have an angle. You have to have a specific angle that's going to get you

to a fucking Vegas resident. There was the other guy who got to tour headline everywhere that com row kid because he had the Tourette's while he did his coffee. And then didn't the special needs get win? No. Okay that could sing like a motherfucker. Oh, oh that kid could sing. Yes, that's of course that listen. So now what I'm telling you is like the casino goes, wait so what do you mean we can't have certain lights back stage? It's gonna trigger this kid and they're like, listen, my son is gonna work every day, he goes,

lady, I'm union and I'm telling you right now, the lights stay a little later, yeah. I gotta tell you, the way AGT's going this year, that theater in Vegas better build a ramp because I'm telling you, everyone's dying. The one girl who killed the singing has cancer everywhere on her body. Why would you give it to because everyone's dying. The one girl who killed the singing has cancer everywhere on her body. Why would you give it to someone that's dying that feels mean? Because you have to do a job. You have to go work for a

year. He goes we're giving you a million dollars but it's paid off in an annuity over the next 30 years. So you'll probably get the full value and about 25 to 30 years Cancer criminal. How's that blood count? I don't know my blood cell count But Josh blue yeah, I thought again, I might be wrong, but I still Josh like made good money on the road Or so I thought but it's also maybe there's a point in his career right now, or is it some point? If he does it when though That means a some episode he's gonna lose whether be one of the unceremonious ways where it's

like all, you know, these four people move on everybody, everybody in the background go home. If it's not one of those, and he gets to the end, it's just like, it's going to show him losing. Yeah, you're like, Josh, it also, he's a great comic. So he's losing to like a terminally, terminally ill group of like seven-year-old dancers. Where he's like, they're not even going to... Or like, what was the fucking every year Terry Cruz hits his golden buzzer for a group of seven, seventy-five black people doing whatever they do? Generally it's gospel music or some kind of like choir.

But he always golden buzzer makes him his golden buzzer like some neighborhood black choir and it's just like Terry Cruz. They're never going to win this thing. You can't just, nobody wants to see a black choir in a theater show in the face. Not whether they're going to Vegas or... All right, listen to me right now, AGT, hire me when Terry Cruz leaves.

And I will only golden buzz polka groups or the whitest, corneas music possible. It's right. This Irish step dancing is phenomenal. By the way, Christine, if you would, because I'm telling you now that I'm watching it in action, I think we got to do another round of this because I know we all had a good laugh at DJ lose, EDM shuffle dance thing, but now they're doing it in big groups on AGT. And I got to call you a graphed EDM shuffle dance thing, but now they're doing it in big groups on AGT and I got to choreographed EDM dancing because the whole point of it is shuffling. Well, no, it is choreographed, but it looks like that.

I thought shuffle was just letting it go. But it is, but I'm gonna tell you this. I washed it now and Christine will bring the video up and I'll tell you this, Lou. DJ Lou, I think we could do this. I know you came out of the gates the first time, but I think you're a new guy now You're confident Damn dude Lou got buck from that bowl very fast. It was one it was one lean to the right and he quit It is one of the funniest things I've ever done and Jacob and black Lou took at the distance They did but I'm watching it again and now I think I get it So if we get if Christine you have the video

I will be got that Christine if you would what's up black Lou? I'd love a rematch against Jacob. Yes. Set the date. Fuck fury wilder three. I want to see Johnson baton to God damn right. You know what? Can I tell you a little secret, Black Lou? I think I already got a fight date picked out. Ooh, maybe, maybe that happened sooner than we think. Maybe go play this. This is performance right. Yeah, here we go. All right. Blue plate. Close tension, DJ. Look. Now look. God, Heidi Klumans. This is more on. By the way, I didn't even have to watch the judging know they're gonna move them on.

They're so excited. But I'll tell you what, it's another thing here. You wanna make a Vegas show an hour of this bullshit? Uh, you better give them drugs. The second they hit the door. But, as I'm watching it, we can do this low. I-I-I-getting through his chills already, I don't think I can do it. Yeah, well we're not gonna do it for real. I mean, we're going to nail it, but we're not doing it.

We're doing it ironically to show how stupid it is. Do you think I can get that? Do you think I can say what everything I want to do? Something stupid. It goes, dude, you guys want to go to the air spot concert? And I see how gay it is. Oh, I should totally do that. Do you want to buy merch? How funny with that? Oh, dude, we bought merch.

And like, and like, but during the the show we sang along all the songs and cry how funny would we be if we fall in the next city and did it all our room um do you want to look at hilarious if like we got the autographs afterwards and did the meet and greet do you think how do you clue would pass me the next round if I just came out on stage and jingled keys at her yeah I think she would she's a moron I told we watched that thing last week when the guy made the mention of like a black person and she was like I didn't know if I was okay to laugh But then I look and I

Your Vagara you're moving into your Vagara you're right. I can't I love your clue But you're moving into your I don't have to do clume. I only have for gosh They made they made Sophia Vagara think she killed Simon cow by the way No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, When she's going what's going on he just goes I Got you. Oh god damn it. Do we wonder why they are slowly softening us for have to have China roll us with all this shit But there's like Fuckin lady Well, here's what bother me about a show like a GT. I love that it exists for the reasons I want to watch it Yeah, make fun of it, but I worry about the people in the middle of this country. What you're saying?

It's not people in the middle of the country, but people are fucking Jersey and Long Island at California and Oregon. Oregon. Well, you know, it's like Howard Stern. Howard Stern has always talked about like, I heard this. Like I skip the singing.

I can't stomach the singing for five seconds. I don't care about like good, decent, or really good Like I would like to hear let's hear a really good song They're all just come out there and they sing like okay. This is me singing George Michaels father figure I'm like who cares do you think when we're back in the building one day Joe Mangano Lanello You'll just bust the door and beat our ass. Magano Lucci. Well the fuck about turn to a werewolf cuz I'm gonna fuck his shit up I'll tell you what he's one of those guys He's pecker legs dude on a goddamn jack tour. So we go look we're gonna have to fight then we go low high on him Dude we'll fuck him up. You got it. All right. Yeah, you fucking take out the legs and I'll fucking clip him up top Ronnie lot him

Yeah, I got a bug Christine we also gonna have to fight Christine from kissing them. Oh Joe Magnet and all lolo Yeah, for sure damn that was hanging out. You're okay You know I'll vamp do just go throw in the trash cuz I'm that guy from Colorado. I can just put it my pocket Okay, I'm okay with that Put your pocket. That's why I Don't a little traumatized too. I don't know if you know this but on Mondays

Legion of Skanks not only did I won get this joint, which I'll point out my in effect the rest of the show Yeah, I've been I've been this show could go real sell my help this in my ass That's three three days. I've been holding on to this one because in reek in reekay Yes, in reekay from because in Rike, in Rike, in Rike from, of the Legion of Skanks gave me this for us. It is Cory Hame Strand, weed with, it's called star dog.

That's awesome. It's, so we'll find out if it is. Man, can you imagine if Cory Feldman was cool and we could smoke Cory Hame weed with Cory Feldman. You know what I miss? Can we just, I don't know, all over the place, but could you someone bring up Aaron Carter telling Cory Feldman again that a black swallow just flow by and he knew that was Cory Hayme? Um, is that true, man? Do you remember, uh, that's one of my favorite things that everybody goes, oh my god,

oh my, by the way, Cory Feldman's face when Aaron Carter a little bonfire background here little context celebrity marriage boot camp I think a season ago was had Aaron It was Aaron Carter and Feldog were both on the show Feldog was his wife and brother Aaron Carter with his mom and Feldog were both on the show. Feldog was his wife and brother, Aaron Carter were his mom, and they're both such wackers. They just really bonded. It seemed to him in some many ways and

one episode Aaron Carter comes in from the outside from smoking a cigarette and says the Corey Hame just went through him and spoke to him and then when it went away like a bird flew away like it was and went away like a bird flew away like it was and and and Corey Fulman's reaction. He's such a a wiener of a guy that his reaction. It seems like when Aaron Carter walks away, he's reacting the way he's going to look over his wife and go, you hear this whack off? Yeah. He's like, he's going, oh my god, he's in the bird. He flew through you. Like it seems like he's like, well, he's calming down a crazy person and telling them like what they need to hear.

Yeah, just to pee through. And then when he walks away, he goes, can you believe that? That was his voice coming through. Do you think if you're the person around him, you're like, wait, Cory, you're kidding, right? He goes, yeah, right. Cory, he just flew out of his chest and a bird, right?

He's like, it's crazy. He goes, oh, I, oh. Uh, yeah, that was crazy. And I'm gonna go, anybody want pizza or something that went out? Did you see where Ashley went? Ashley! Ashley!

Ashley! Ashley! Oh! He went somewhere, dude. He goes, dude, that's fucking crazy. Oh, good to you, good to you. I got a split. You're just remembered, Holy shit on the film,

and I got a jam. I have to get out of here so quick. I can't remember, I asked the guy like this What you mind driving me around looking for the bird? Oh Want to you know, it's weird as I would normally I'd be the asshole that when Aaron Carter walked away I go over and I go dude the nutsack on this guy to say he's talking to your best friend that nonsense bullshit He goes You didn't hear his voice

That whole house that was Aaron Carter not ever again discussed effect that he was a medium for a couple seconds He's like, yeah, I forgot about that. That's what he was saying is oh, yeah Do we talk about the Lamar on the maro and punch that I think we watched it. Do we watch the Lamar on them thing? Why do I remember not remember us talking about it? Not like it looked like when you fight at a carnival with the big boxing gloves and they put the headset on you Yeah, I mean it was that unboundy castle. The bouncy castle is junky punches We just land and he was just throwing around what now again resembles a little boy I think everybody in celebrity boot camp was a tiny man Because you don't realize how tiny they filmed it one of those little boy. I think everybody in celebrity boot camp was a tiny man.

Because you don't realize how tiny they are. They filmed it one of those little houses. Yeah. I mean, also, Lamar was a fucking basketball player. But what's he, 6'7? Yeah, at least, right? He was a fucking small forward. So maybe 6'10.

And then he gets in there with Aaron Carter. Do you think he's 6'10? Could he hit free throws at all? Because he probably couldn't, right? If he's 610. Yeah, look at that. Look at the size difference. It looks like a white trash kid fighting his black stepdad.

It really fucking does. Where's a fuck you, man? Any, any, looks like he calls his mom by her first name. Yeah. Carol, why'd you bring this guy to our house? You fucking ruined everything, Janet. Oh, yeah, I mean, we're gonna tweet out the YouTube thing that we have watching it at a bar. That's one of those fights that if I wish I still drank,

because I'd go out and get drunk and watch. And he's like, who I did it though. It's just a shits. Iron cars like, oh, I've really done something. Also, when you don't do the Logan Paul thing well. Yeah like when you do a fucking grift but you see someone do it better you're like oh shit. Netflix has put out more shit more often. They caught me with that manifest show. God damn it. Now I'm beholden to them for a while. I'm amazed sometimes with how many shows people can watch. I'm still behind. Well they've also had a couple

they've also had a couple of clunkers with documentaries that are like multiple parts and when you get to the end, you're like, what? Yeah, that was it. I thought that everything. I mean, that four part thing about the girl with the goddamn, who just like got high and crawled into a fucking water tank.

Oh, yeah. And the whole thing was like, is it ghosts? Is it paranormal? Or was it a sinister plot for chemical warfare in the US? He goes, no, she just forgot to take her meds for a couple days and got naked and jumped into a water tower. And then realized she couldn't get out. Bad. Okay. Bad mental health was an accessible water tower. Yeah. And the sister, her sister was like, oh, yeah, no, we kind of always figured it was that she had a problem. She didn't

take her meds. I wonder who she was like was the closest to her that thought the weird thing. Like, who was it like her cousin? Was it like a cousin? What the hell is your thoughts on the cell phone? Tell you right now, it's fucking ghosts. They all should have thought of a cell phone. Why are you staying at the hotel where it's like notoriously like it's where the Richard Ramirez, the night stalker, would kill and live.

And he said he'd like walk through like covered in blood with an eye for his hand, and be like, hey, can you screen my calls? Or can you, I can get a 538 and wake up. Wanda, the hot water went out a little early today. No exaggeration, this is what they said, that he was in there like. And it's no big deal. So it's like, why would you stay at that hotel?

And then outside was like, Skid Row. It was like, where are we going to land? Yeah, Skid Row is playing outside. 18 in life, you got it. 18, he goes, oh man, Skid Row out there. Oh my God, Skid Row out here again. That would be such a funny slapstick movie thing. You guys, like, how depressing is Skid Row.

And then just go like, to just pan across a bunch of people sleeping in the street and begging for money. And then all of a sudden like Just when you see him you start hearing the music goes can we do skin row We are the South cow wow, that's like an airplane joke. Yeah, yeah, then it goes by this back to more homeless people They need to do those movies again. They stop doing those movies slapstick. No, they don't that's the uh, they do the Scary movies and then it just goes on to, I think that's what like,

I tell you, I watched that trailer for Gary O and meet the blacks. Oh, yeah, those are like the new ones, right? Yeah, and I think, and it's like, I don't know if the trailer was making me laugh. Yeah, this is over the top characters. Yeah, haunted, like parody of a haunted movie. Yeah, so they're the best of the three. So it's all, so it's all like the, it's like the black comedy only is doing that. Yeah, like they they stop making like Like airplane naked like there's no like all the white comedies that come out now are fucking goddamn

Freckley black people and their ginger friends falling in love on fucking planes. What's that movie called Christine? I always reference six and makes me sick to my stomach that's called a comedy turbulence now What's that movie called Kristina? I always reference six and make me sick to my stomach that's called a comedy Terrivalds now. Can I name it? What's the Maya Rudolph pregnant? Yeah Oh, those are considered comedies dude. Well, not really considered a comedy. Yes, it is. Yes, it is You know considered comedy Romantic comedy is like its own well, that's all white people make now is romantic comedy. That's it From Com's

Dude is a star of one you did yeah, yeah, did I ruin them for you? I hope I had a friend that loved them I'd like to believe I'd like to believe it was me that ruined that for I had a I had a straight male friend Love them and we would go see rom com's by himself. He went and saw 27 dresses by himself. No, I'll be honest I was he just didn't want to tell you he was going off to do gay experiences. No, he was no one checked I'm at the theater. No one was gonna go check on us. Why he told you he's like look guys I'm so straight but like for some reason I have a sauce buff for rom com's no and even something think back Dan A couple you guys were like I'd see that with you, and then he would be like, no, no, it's stupid, dude. I had a friend from another school.

And then he would go fuck it, and then he would go jack off guys. Oh. No, I just like romcom, guys. Oh, this must have been the last thing. I actually had a gay friend here that places in my CD player. Is that Gailin go? Oh, honey, if he was saying romcom, he was into boys. Yeah.

Oh, romcom? That's when you're sucking in and getting fucked at the same time. If this was an 80s movie, I'd show him a picture of him and he go, Oh, I romcom, him last Tuesday. Dude, if you have, if there's a gay guy on all fours with a dickiness button, a dickiness mouth, that should be called a romcom. There it is. Put it in the urban dictionary. Jay invented it. I invented a trademark trademark trademark

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And I was like, no, I don't say what? I was like, all right, we also going to say, say it on our social media. And I'll say it on my radio show. And then it's like, we all, we're going to have to have, well, I say have to. I'm very happy to have two right on the show. Excited to. The love master. Okay.

And any letterman we know. Yeah. We could have, well, Eleanor Carrigan's been on the show before, who's fantastic. Awesome. Steve Simone, all the great show. And we'll have a couple of them on. For sure. But then they started saying things about local paper, All the great show and we'll have a couple them on for sure

But then they started saying things about local like paper like papers in the word gazette or Chronicle yeah, gotta get that push dude PR post surface is coming to town. I Didn't say in the meeting. I think I lied right to the face or maybe I never said a word and just just nodded, but I'll tell you this I'm not doing an interview with the overbrook press from where I grew up. First of all, where I grew up, no one that I grew up with is there that's coming. You know what I mean? Like no one reads the overbrook press. I went to high school. Oh Jason Oaker said. Yeah. I think they've moved on. But you know what you should have just said on the call? You go, oh that's great. I'll have my PR agent reach out. I know here's what I said I go

Well, just send me all the assets so I can get it over to I'm company I use for my social media and everyone the call Oh, I have a like I I Don't know I don't want to do this It's also because technically it's a filly room you're talking into right now. So I was like, hey, look at you. You think also, by the way, it's a piece good, for sure. I thought it was a charity.

It's not at all. Actually, we were like, is it a charity or fundraiser? And I think it was said like this. It goes, well, it is, and it is. What? And it was like, it's. goes, well, it is and it is. What? And it was like, it's. Well, yes, it's, it's, it's great for me.

It's great, it's great. It's like, it's comedy heels, you know? But like, that's the thing is that we're bringing, like, we're bringing the healing comedy. So I'm like, well, I'm not gonna call it a charity. If the charity is like, pay money to us because we will heal you with our comedy. I'm like, no.

It's like, well, it's like bringing food to like, you know, veterans and I go, no, I can't believe that. No one said that, I'm just saying. But like, that is sort of the idea. I'm like, so let's not call it a fundraiser or charity. It's a show, complete. And I wasn't correcting anybody, but like, somebody's was brought to me that it was like,

it's for a cause kind of thing or whatever I never knew what the cause was, but I was like yes charity or something, but it's not For charity, but it's gonna be a great show for sure, but the finder reveal in the zoom where they're like well, listen here If anyone from the government would ask we are a charity, but we feel that this charity or shell corporation you're gonna get a Rico charge You see the charity out there see that white BMW right there. It's charity. It was charity got me that You want to see my wife's big fake tits? Charity right there. That's that was last year's charity show a couple of families and something Kentucky pay for those Thank you very much. Thank you very much. It's like a big earn and kingpin

Kentucky pay for those thank you very much. It's like a big earn and king pin with the kids. Sometimes I wake up and break big earns already there in the morning. So I want to be my misunderstanding but it's not it is not a fun point being or thing but come to the show. But come to the show it's gonna be at the link to right? Everybody let them see a flood of ticket sales right now I don't if if a thousand of ticket sales right now, I don't, if, if a thousand of you buy tickets, if a thousand of you, 700 or a thousand just buy tickets immediately, it'll make a dent in this, where I can go, I promoted a radio and stuff

and like so there. The Philly Comedy All Star celebration at Lincoln Financial Field, Thursday, July 29th at 7pm Show also has Delaware County's own Aunt Mary Pat It's aunt dude. Aunt Mary Pat. So I gave you that Colorado twist call Cosby Eleanor Carrigan Annie Letterman Steve Simone Tourette and Philadelphia native Craig Shoemaker. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Yeah. They said, I seem like when I asked about players being there,

it seemed to go its first time, even the people who worked for the Eagles thought that was the case. But it made it be true. But it just seemed like it. And I was like, oh, yeah, we should get in touch with so and so over at the Legends organization, which is the former, the former, the greatest thing. And when they said that, I was like,

I wanted to come, I want some currents there so I can like make a buddy or two, if necessary. But, or if I could, I said, I was like, oh man, I was like fucking Brian Dawkins, Brian Westbrook, those would be pretty great. And they were like, they just kind of giggled, but didn't see what goes a real thing. And Turey asked, he asked it's so cool. Yeah, like those are so cool. I don't even know, Turey would be 50 now. No close, he's probably close to 50. Turey and he just goes, you want me to call five,

see if five want to come out? And like I was like, he's talking about Donovan. Like, that's pretty cool. We're called five. Call him five. He's going to hit up five. I'm like, that's pretty awesome. Have you met Donovan? No, and I'll be honest with you.

I don't think two Ray knows. I'm like that either, but just the way he said it. I said, do stale. He's still on staff. We can get him out there. Would be nice for me. I just want just somebody. Just somebody. What if they get you like a backup guard from the 93 team? I would worry. Staley's still on staff we can get him out there would be nice for me. I just what just somebody just somebody

What if they get you like a backup guard from the 93 team? I worry. What's up, man? I actually used to be the long snapper You're a huge you gene Paul You don't remember me Oh man come on I had about three snaps of game towards the end of the year when there was injuries I don't think you remember me. Eugene Pollock. I was barred the door to the shore play. Remember where I was like, I missed the tackle and we all had off for the rest of the year.

I had a fat bar down the middle of my face when I was a kid. I was a fat bar. Neck roll for no reason. White. Jersey clean. What's going on? I was Bill Romanowski's back How do you not remember me? What I thought you were a fan you told me this guy was a fan

Also, by the way, it was got Jorsky out of jail in 88 It was funny going around the room was I made the joke there with the Eagles people on there I was like to Ray if you kill in front of me I'm gonna go up there until everyone they cheered for a 49ers fan and then they were like and so this Organization people go he goes, no really are you and he's like, yeah, I'm a 49ers fan. Good. And they go, oh that's cool And then Eleanor Caragum was like, I'm all Rams and then and then the Cole Crosby kid Crosby, Cole Crosby I'm sorry that they said his name wrong as Crosby a few times. Cole Crosby is a young comic from Philly and he goes, oh man I'm a cowboy's fan.

And I started laughing and Craig Schumiger seemed like at that point, the wheels were coming off for him. Because I don't even think he checked if any of you were Eagles fans. He knows he goes, well, I saw Jay at a Eagles game. We sat and talked for a while. So I know he's a fan. I'm a fan.

Yeah. I'm a fan for sure. But any fan, right? As much as Andy can see. I promise you she doesn't know the name of one current eagle. Yeah. What ever? Maybe. Maybe. Tarell Owens. Yeah. So my gosh. She can say, uh, whatever you're gay for knowing all the names. Yeah. You're gay for McNabb probably, right? name of a guy that sounds like a solid letterman defense Good letterman defense. Uh, Simone probably is Steve Simone probably do the watching so Craig Shoemaker is watching someone melt down

What do you mean you? What do you mean you guys aren't fans? Oh, dude? It was fun as just unraveled I mean there I was the only one on that call damn of all of us That was an Eagles fan it all which is pretty hilarious. That's why you When the Colt when Colt Cosby said third string center Colt Cosby goes, well, I don't I feel better saying that I'm an Eagles fan and even after someone said Rams and 49ers they said Eagles and I will say all the way down to the PR people We're like oh no no, come on. Like on the Zoom call, they're like, oh.

Division rival is much different. It's like, you like the 49ers. You're still performing for these people. Like the Seahawks, honestly, unless I needed the money desperately, yeah, I wouldn't want to do a show for the Seahawks. Yeah, Aunt Mary Pets, I assume an Eagles fan also. That's crazy. Buffalo builds.

Yeah, you know what? Just despite the purse the outfit and the whole act. Bill's mafia. Bill's mafia. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is Niners gang, dude.

This is our old gang away all day. All days about it. It's fucking wild. It is wild. I agree with you. you now that'll be fun that'll be fucking real fun man we're supposed to have such a cool surprise damn look at this thread look at this thread of I write nothing I wrote my name I got this is it people just talking dude it's he shown it's all over the place to explain it he's showing me the thread for the show on his text messages and it is mostly what's everyone else but Jay

I mean I think also there was a thing on the call that like it made me start laughing and two right question did right away I mean jokingly because it was said that way I was like two ray is you know I don't know where, you know, it's just some common along lines. I'm not sure where your crowds are exactly coming from. I probably wouldn't be this place if you want to do some promotion in those venues. Turey, which is like, why would my venues about, you know, my house be different than yours? He's like, oh, that's a nice question. Okay. Okay. Well, My grandfather is from Poland because yeah, I don't know how exactly to connect I don't know how exactly to connect with your people Yeah, so I'm just saying you know, is there some sort of

Dance competition you could win to promote the show Did you lose your headphones again? I don't know what's happening. What's going to do? First off, our guests didn't show up. I know. We got Gary today. Everything's stupid. We got Gary'd hard by someone we love so much. Christina, is there better than the contact? No, I haven't heard from him at all.

Let us know when you make first contact. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. I'm so upset. I thought today was going to be different. I thought today was going to be the day. We have to commercials, don't we? Yeah, what are we not because Jacob's out here?

I will yeah. We'll do them. We'll do them fine. Christine, do you even send them everything stupid? Everything stupid and I'm sad Did you oh no, I dropped a charger behind your couch? I suck. Oh my god. I suck. This is a horrible text thread, man. We're gonna be right back. Can everyone send me an email with any press connections you have? Oh, just media and affiliates. You can book to help promote the event.

I don't wanna do it. We do this. Well, that's why we spent the beginning of the show talking about it. This is the promotion. You promoted it. You're good, bro. By the way, bro someone self-emotie looks like me. That's weird. That's pretty cool. Is it? Big fan? You got a big fan. Let's take a break. Yeah, it's the bomb. Yeah, it's the bomb fire. He has to wait until the bonfire. We'll be right back.

This is really great. Ah, hold on. Protecting my family is my number one priority. Give me back my family. I won. Well, I sent the first one. Yeah. Oh, no, we're all special, right?

Everybody's unique and he looks knows that so they have several different mattress models It's you're so let the other way because my way I'm reading more than that when there's words like taser Electrical charges immobilizing people what is danger? Day calm can somebody get it stopped in music low Can somebody get us taser dot-com please yes? Why did we not have taser.com? It's Bennington's but I'm telling you I want Taze I want to say man incapacitated an attacker Allowing you time to escape what a juicy fucking read allowing him to escape immobilizing attackers for up to 30 seconds Dude I fought give me the power first. Well. I want to do a what do they call it?

Lou live demonstration. No, what are they call the commercials? What are they do the commercials where they want our experience personal experience? What do those call send this taser comms because I'm telling you this I'm gonna zip somebody it might be Christine It could be Isabella all you know You're gonna see an arm come over the couch one day and I'm gonna drop you for at least 30 And I'm gonna be so excited now That said Could you back on me look at this commercial now? We're all special right everybody's about to be

So lightweight and so powerful. Put him down on the helix. Lay him down the helix. I'm gonna give him some more juice. You want some sleep juice? You want some taste juice? Yeah, that's all I got you. This firm mattress, because we took the test on what's been best on getting incapacitated and falling down.

Oh, but seriously, if you do go to, what's seriously folks? If you do go take the test, you can get matched with a model mattress just perfectly. Yeah. Tays are weekly. We sent that to my family. Tays are weekly said, a must sleep.

Yeah. You want to take it? Tays are's a weekly said a must sleep. You weren't he? Tays a weekly said take a load off. To get taste on this. A risk free. Not even pick it up if you don't love it, but you will. Or you're going to get shot. Right now he looks so free. I'm going to call it the jazer. I'm going to call mine the jaz. I'm gonna call mine the Jaser.

You just got Jaser Christine. That's a good name. But make sure you go. Hey Christine, looking good in those jeans. Yeah. Ow. Hey. I'm right here.

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