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Episode Date: January 21, 2022Bryan and Hoadley recap the comments on the new studio and open a gift from super fan Roxanne! Then Bryan wonders which Morrisey album Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have been listening to as they dr...ink each other's blood and generally act like 13 year old 90's kids. Bryan brings up a story from the break where a reality star has been selling farts. This leads to conversation of NFT's, digital rights and black market gas.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Yeah, she got three kids with the other guy who was at Aaron Carter O'Brien Austin Green. That's right. I have been mistaken for
Unbelievable are you that Brian Green do I'm 11?
You think I'm on a television show?
I'm a living on he was in the show
I know to one oh that's right and when I moved here and went back to Chicago people thought that the Brian Austin Green on the television station
Was Brian Green that had left the neighborhood.
And I had to explain to people that I'm a leaven.
But she's really making news right now because she has an online business.
And that online business is canning and selling her farts.
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And best of you out there in the podcast.
The universe, you got a ton of shit to get into today.
So let's not delay any longer with Brian's bullshit.
Let's start with other eight.
I just wanted to mention real quick,
we got a ton of feedback about the new studio.
Sweet.
Mostly positive.
I don't think, you know, Steve from the Steven Kyle show.
Remember Steve from Steven Kyle show?
We had a brief interaction with them late last year,
after four years of trying.
But Steve and I were comparing new studios.
He said, hey, I got a new studio
and I was like, let me see your studio.
Yeah, and I'll show you mine.
This was very,
his was very, who are those two people on TV
that are always fixing up houses?
Joanne and, what Bert,
or whatever his name is,
you know, the doofy one, Bert.
Joanne and Dave, or whatever their name is, with the, you know, the one. Bert. Joanne and Dave or whatever their name is with the, you know, the Magnolia network.
Right.
He was empire now.
Yeah, oh, huge.
They took over the D.Y.
channel or something.
Yes.
Huge.
The TLC bought their company, the Discovery Network bought their company for $185 million
dollars, whatever.
Now that show is back and now I'll have to be stuck with the reruns watching it 24
hours a day as my wife loves it. My stepmom loves it. It's a great show. It is.
Okay. So he said his is very Joanne-esque, right? It's very down home. Good looking.
Like farm table. Farm to table. Farm to table. Farm to table. No animals are hard.
And then he can go up to the Stephen Kyle. Nice. That's a good look. It was good. I liked it.
Maybe we'll put a picture up there on the old website.
But then I showed him mine and he said,
oh, we went rustic and you went spaceship.
Spaceship.
But look at the spaceship.
No, no.
But everyone was impressed.
The whole team, you're a William teen.
I absolutely love it.
Everybody joined in.
And so we've got a lot of great feedback about the new studio.
We're here on episode, what is this episode number 40 of season three?
Well, I don't know.
It feels like it.
We're TCB to the third power right now.
It's all I know.
We're at 140 I think.
We're at third season.
And who knows, maybe more content coming at you.
And we wanted to mention briefly.
Absolutely.
We've had this fan who we've talked about maybe a few times.
She's, she's left a couple messages.
I've put it in the show in the beginning of the show after that.
She's become a good friend of the show and a good friend of mine, honestly.
Couldn't be Roxanne.
There are some people, there are some good people still left out there in the world
that are just sweet for the sake of being sweet.
I know it almost like you question it.
I question it.
I want to know when Roxanne is going to turn.
She's not. She's crazy to show up at the studio. She hasn't been out. No, it almost like you question it. I question it. I want to know when Roxanne is going to turn, that's just crazy.
Just show up at the studio.
She hasn't been out.
She's good.
I think she's a super fan.
I might have to say that.
She's the sweetest lady.
She's always texting, giving content ideas.
And she sent us a birthday balloon and a card
for our third birthday season number three.
I know a birthday card.
That damn Roxanne.
I know.
We really, I really want to be angry with our listeners.
I read all these shitty comments.
YouTube is the place where the shitty comments come.
That's true.
And they're always of the same ilk.
Sometimes on cast box too, and they're always of the same ilk.
I wish that guy would shut up and let his co-host talk.
Always, let's say.
And I'm like, I-
What? We're having a conversation. We're having a good time. Yeah, listen to me. We're having a good time. We're having a good time. We're at the bar and be the same. I'd be talking over you there too. That's the way it's always been.
It's always been that way.
Yeah.
In those listens, you know, someone's got to drive the locomotive and then someone's got to be
the co-captain.
The co-captain.
Yeah.
And, you know, it's, I don't know.
Who knows?
Shut up.
I was going to say the caboose.
The caboose.
I've been to watching those like, does that mean?
I'm going to say the caboose.
I'm going to say the caboose. The caboose. I'vecaptain. Yeah, and you know, it's, I don't know, who knows?
Shut up.
I was gonna say the caboose.
The caboose.
I've been to watching those like disaster YouTube videos.
And yesterday I saw one about, I never knew this,
but in 1986 there was a 79 car train in Calabasas,
California.
Right.
And apparently this, whatever this mountain passes,
the trains have to really get a lot of power
to go up them and then go down them.
They just coast.
And so they put on the brakes, right?
And it's like a, for train conductors,
which is the furthest thing from my universe,
I have no idea about trains.
But I was watching this and then they pushed the brakes on,
just keep it under 60 miles per hour
so that they can get to the sand,
the sand burn and dino curve or something.
Okay.
The brakes didn't, they had five engines,
three in the front, two on the back to push them up the hill
and then to help them break.
Three of the five engines did not have brakes
and then the 79 cars, you know,
somebody's got to like weigh that shit out.
They got to go over there, there's five thousand pounds
and this one, eight thousand pounds and this one,
the guy guessed, he instead of actually weighing the cars, he guessed.
So he-
He was like four million pounds.
It's a full proof plan.
Full proof plan.
Yeah, the quality control, and that wasn't up to snuff.
Listen, it just goes to show you, just like the podcast universe, it just goes to show
you the people who should know what the fuck they're talking about, have no fucking clue
what they're talking about.
Yes.
Really is the Wild West out here.
Holy. But we'll get on that another day,
because I have a whole rant that I want to do
about the podcast universe.
And some of these blood suckers that are out there.
I want to give a fair warning to new podcasters
about the blood suckers out there.
But I think we have a full show, a full plate already.
And may I, if you don't mind, I'd like to start with what is,
I think, is one of the more interesting stories
that happened while we were gone.
And I realize we're talking backwards here,
but we're off for four and a half weeks.
So we gotta get to all the stuff we didn't have a chance
to talk about.
Machine gun Kelly and Megan Fox.
Yes, they're all over the place.
They're in love.
This relationship is like,
two 13 year olds who just found a Morrissey album
underneath like a Morrissey CD and a car that they bought at
Carman really are crazy. It's just all over again. I was just telling you earlier
I saw one of the top view stories on e the
The network website was this is what Megan and machine guns bath time looks like and it is the most viewed the bathroom
They have a rubber duck
Was gonna click on it and then I said Chris. He knew don't do it. Yeah, don't do it. Don't give them the gives a
Megan Fox clearly one of the most beautiful
Currently, but she's what, twice as age?
Yeah.
She's my age, right?
So she's, what am I?
Three kids.
Yeah, she got three kids with the other guy.
Who's an Aaron Carter, O'Brien Austin Green.
That's right.
I have been mistaken for her.
Unbelievable.
Are you that Brian Green?
Do I, I'm 11?
Do you think I'm on a television show?
He was big on, he was in the show. 901 Oh, that's right. Are you that Ryan Green? Do I'm 11? Do you think I'm on a television show?
He was big on, he was in the show.
9-0-2-1-0, that's right.
And when I moved here and went back to Chicago,
people thought that the Brian Austin Green
on the television station was Brian Green
that had left the neighborhood.
And I had to explain to people that I'm 11.
I'm not on some television show.
That's what you think is filmed in a romantic,
honest mistake.
You know, they just knew my name.
No one give a shit about me until all of a sudden
they saw the name Brian Green and they remembered
as some dipshit running around the neighbor.
He became, he went to LA.
He went to LA and he became a huge store.
It's a Beverly Hills high.
That's great.
Wasn't that that guy who was running around
the Hawaiian shorts and the black roller skates
that his mom swore he shouldn't wear outside
Was he doing bike races with us one time?
He fell that's him. That's him. Thank guy. Oh, does he know 12
She could Kelly clear, uh, you know, one of the outer characters out there talented musician didn't he play
Tommy Lee in the movie? Yes, I haven't had a chance to see that movie. I don't even know where I can watch it.
Sure entertainment.
I think it was on Netflix.
No.
Or Amazon.
I'm in Netflix.
I'm just not out at this point.
Are you sure it was on Netflix?
No.
Amazon.
I don't make it.
No, not HBO.
No, not HBO.
CW.
I don't think the CW has an app.
I don't think they have a website.
Acorn.
Acorn.
Acorn. That's one of my favorites the
Acorn. It is. I got that addition. Yeah. Again, I'm your dad.
So
So the big story is they got engaged right? Oh, they did actually get engaged a couple of days ago or we could go or whatever it is
And now they're having bath time together and now they're having bath time together. And now they're having bath time together.
And the broadcast.
Well, Megan puts this video up on her Instagram.
She puts it up on her Instagram,
and then Machine Gun Kelly is an interview
the very next day, and he's getting asked about this video.
Why did you feel it necessary to put out,
you know, are you realize everybody's watching
every move that you make, you know,
then you put out the, you're feeding into it
by putting out this video and he says,
now man, we didn't record that,
you know, we didn't record that
for everybody else's consumption.
We recorded it for our own personal reasons.
And what I did was I put my iPhone on a cup.
So it's them standing on a church
and whatever, some old mission, mission church
or whatever.
A haunted church?
Kind of, yeah.
That would play into them.
Going along with a Dupesh mode theme of their life.
So he says he puts the iPhone on the cup and he records it
and that's what she put out.
This is what he says to the reporter.
And the reporter says, did you realize
that the video has four different camera angles
and one of them is moving around.
And he's like, no man, you think about the wrong people.
You guys are fucking the lug nut.
You can't even get it right.
Yeah, my uncle used to say don't fuck up while you're fucking up.
Uh, but then weeks earlier during the holidays,
that's a good slogan.
Don't fuck up while you're fucking up.
Yeah, my uncle said that.
And by my uncle, I mean me.
Uncle Brian.
Uncle Brian, you're all turn to go.
Yeah, my alter ego, Uncle Brian.
But the college girls and nieces away.
Look out for the bridesmaids.
Let's go ahead count on the bridesmaids.
Brian's drinking Bud Light.
Okay, I had a moment.
I had a moment.
They're drinking each other's blood.
That's what they do.
Which is so.
They're taking it one step past Billy Bob and Angelina Jolie.
Didn't they cut their wrists or something?
They had a vile.
A vile to show the blood.
They wouldn't drink it.
No, they just kept it around their neck.
They're taking it a magnet and machine gun.
They're taking it the next step.
They are the Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina of our time.
This is so 1995.
Uh-huh.
Again, the Pesh mode that I can't even,
because we grew up in this time when Goss was,
and Gino Goth is still a thing, right?
I get it, there's a Goth.
But it's not like back in the early to,
it was new, it was new, it was a new kind of dress,
and you know, you had all these
bands. Yeah. Nine in snales, cashmode, black nails,
seats. Yeah. Black hair. Three non-blans. Yeah.
I was going to watch.
I bet 10,000 remaining. No, that's three non-blans. 10,000 maniacs was another, they weren't got.
But I had my goth period.
I think everybody grew up in our time.
I flirted with it, but my mom was like, no.
That's not, that doesn't look good.
Yeah.
Stop.
You okay, baby?
Put your clothes back on.
I dated two or three women who were into that kind of thing.
Sure. A wicking a witch. What into that kind of thing. Like a wicking
a witch. A wicking a witch in a brood. Take your pants down so we can screw, you know,
say, what's that? What's that I'm saying? No. I made it up. This is saying, yes, it's
a saying. You're saying, you know, in these girls, what they, you go into their rooms and
they have all the candles and, you know, the Ouija board
and they, the Ouija board and they'd have the dark makeup on.
The candles in the wine bottles was a thing.
That was a thing.
Yeah, I'm surprised more houses didn't burn down.
I mean, there was just hot wax dripping down.
I lost my virginity to a girl that was got.
At the time, she was got, right?
I think now she's a psychiatrist.
Have you checked in? Yeah. I did check it actually a couple months ago and I saw that she was a psychiatrist or psychologist or you know
Helping people with her mind. Yeah, she sure was so but you know it was this very mysterious
When you're 13 14 15 16 17 whatever it is you know motions are running wild
14, 15, 16, 17, whatever it is. Emotions are running wild.
Hormones are going crazy.
And anything that's dark and mysterious
and that seems taboo is interesting
because you feel like you're a part of something
that everybody else doesn't understand,
but you understand it.
But I was, even if you get to understand it,
no fucking clue, I just thought the girl was hot.
I thought these girls were hot, that's what I thought. I thought and so you know when they were all like, you know
Let's use the Ouija board see if I'm gonna give you a blow down later. I'm like
Yes, master
I'd be scared go no
You should have used the Ouija board with the pink catalog. That's right.
Oh yeah, the pink catalog girl.
That was a story that went down well in this household.
I just thought that you know, you what with who?
So this whole goth phase that went on for these three or four years,
kind of in conjunction with Grunge, which was in and of itself,
like, you know, very self-loving and just through revealing. I'm laughing about Astrid Fonding out about your whole life from the podcast, not from
you telling her from the podcast. Welcome. Welcome to Couples Therapy. It's called the commercial break. It's soon to be called the couples break up. Because Brian forgot to tell his wife about that story.
He's gonna say for it.
He's gonna say on the podcast later.
Oh, she doesn't give a shit.
No, no, no, no.
I know, I know.
Shit, she's like whatever.
But it's funny to me, because I think about Jeff and I.
We've been together almost 10 years this year.
Yeah, yeah.
And you still finding stuff out from the podcast.
No, I'm just thinking about over the years,
all the different things we both revealed each other
about our lives.
None of us were on a podcast.
You didn't go to the podcast, right?
I'm telling you, this is the easiest way to do it.
That's true.
Because there's a 50 fit, in my case,
there's like an e-.
You don't get a bad reaction right away at all. No, she's in the car dropping the kids off at school and but I know
What daddy?
Daddy has sex with which?
My son the other day comes in
Comes into the room and he goes daddy. Oh shit,! And I was like, shit, what did you say?
Shit!
I mean, we're just like saying shit back and forth
at each other and I'm like, fuck!
He's gonna come in tomorrow.
A witch in a witch in a wicking and a brew!
Pull your pants down so we can screw!
Great.
Wonderful.
So a machine gun, Kelly, Megan Fox.
You can see it up there on the screen right now.
Yes, we now have the capability, by the way, in the studio for you to see.
Yeah, if you want to go to youtube.com slash the commercial break, now you can actually see
what we're talking about.
We have images to go along, I put it up there on the screen so you can take a look.
There's Megan Fox, in case you don't know, in case you've had your head in on.
Right.
There's Megan Fox.
And machine gun.
Yeah, I mean, he's totally shit. He's totally shit, isn't he?
He's really tall.
Has he got scars on his neck?
Or did he just draw that?
I think it's tattoos.
It's tattoos?
I think he's really tied it up.
Man, you better hope this relationship lasts, brother.
You better hope that lasts, because you are, I guarantee,
as Jennifer Aniston ain't coming out at your door
after you're drinking somebody's blood.
It's COVID, man.
Come on, dude.
You can't even stock in the same room.
And Megan Fox, I mean, what it?
Yeah, it's a mess.
This to me is a hot mess.
It's waiting to implode, just like Billy Bob and Angelie.
And you know, you know, you know, it's going down a bad road.
And just because you drink each other's blood,
it doesn't mean things are gonna work out.
You should really think about that before.
And I don't get what the PR angle here is,
except to get more attention.
Just I think, just yeah.
But aren't they,
don't they have a bunch of attention already?
Do they really need like that kind of attention?
Isn't that like,
well, you gotta keep one upping.
That's the thing with our society right now because
you got to remember.
There's always going to be a new story,
something crazy or something weird.
Yeah, I mean, since Madonna took her,
you know, like a virgin.
She got butt implants.
Yes, what are you talking about?
Oh my God, it's not good.
It's not good.
It's not good.
We need to talk about it next episode.
Okay, she got butt implants.
And we will show and it's not a good look.
Madonna is like the crazy old ladies that you hope
she would never become.
My sister's like, come on.
She's a great mother.
Like twice over.
She's almost a great grandmother.
The ladies in her 70s.
I don't know, like it's one thing to be sexy.
Older sexy, but come on now.
Don't.
They took one of her Instagram posts down because she was topless or something like that.
Yeah.
And, you know, she was upset.
There's another one where she's like coming out underneath the bed, show on her butt,
underneath the bed.
It's just, yeah, Instagram took it back.
We've got it.
Didn't take it down because of your tits, Madonna.
They took it down for the sanity of everyone else involved.
We know and wants to see 70 year old tits.
When you did it on MTV in 1982.
It's been done.
That was your moment, right?
Yes.
We all got to realize that our glory days are over.
Yeah.
The gold rush is gone.
Look at me.
You think anybody's asking me to take on my shirt?
At Chrissy's pool anymore?
No.
Thong Girl is long gone.
And she's not coming back.
It's all I got to say.
Thong Girl.
These two are going to break up in a heartbeat,
and then it's just gonna be a mess.
Remember, Angelina Jolie was kind of a,
like, toxic for a while.
No one wanted to touch her,
because she was acting like a loony tune
running around with Billy Bob Thornton.
And Billy Bob Thornton is a loony tune.
Like, he's a verified loony tune.
But I like his acting.
I love him, actually, but yes.
I think she got to be careful about how far they take this.
But they're the couple of the moment.
And it just,
I don't even know where any of them were
before they got together.
I mean, I guess he had,
she hasn't done a weird,
she hasn't done,
she was having three kids.
She had three kids with Brian Austin Green.
Yeah, and then decided,
I mean,
well, I'm here,
it's Brian Austin Green or it's machine gun Kelly.
What would you do?
Brian Austin Green.
There you go.
Yeah, that guy hasn't been on TV since 1997.
Everyone was like, weren't you screech and saved by the...
I think even screech could make stuff with each other.
There in Megan hasn't been in a movie.
No, not along to the movie.
It hasn't gone straight to DVD. And by the way, no one buys DVDs. in Megan hasn't been in a movie. No, not a long time. It hasn't gone straight to DVD.
And by the way, no one buys DVDs.
Like, is it how they were in a movie together?
Oh, a straight to DVD movie?
I guess I don't know the name of the movie.
I just know.
Because let's face it, she's not that great of an actress.
I mean, she really isn't.
Transformers was about as good as it's going to get for her.
And that's because there was a lot of green screening going on.
But I've seen her in a couple other movies, and it's not good.
She's not a great actress.
Yeah, it's hot, sexy,
Afnake, girl.
I mean, which is the thing, right?
And I'm not knocking Megan.
Megan's made a career out of being a beautiful woman.
Good for you, girl.
Good for you, girl.
Just be careful about this machine gun Kelly kid.
I'm telling you, he's 22 years old,
you're 48 or whatever you are,
you're drinking each other's blood.
You got a little bit, you see Madonna?
You see how mad to go and all mad to Madonna?
You better be careful.
They're going to start taking your Instagram tits down too.
At some point, Instagram says no tits if you're beyond 55.
No one wants to see that shit.
Even if you have an implant, no one wants to see that shit.
I think Macaggot Megan might be all natural there.
What do you think?
I don't know. I mean, not all natural in natural there, what do you think? I don't know.
I mean, not all natural in the face.
Certainly not all natural.
I don't know.
People are weird.
They're into a bunch of different shit, right?
People, and drinking blood, whatever.
You guys be teenagers, be your kids.
What's up?
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One of the stories that came across the wire while we were out
was one of the more disturbing things that I've seen in a long time, but I know that this proves that no matter what you're into sexually,
no matter what it is, somebody else is into it.
Absolutely, that's very true.
It doesn't matter how dark gross
You know disgusting painful whatever it is somebody's into it and somebody else is gonna make money off of it Yeah, because I I cannot believe you have not heard of this story
Stephanie Matto right, I think it's how you say her name is a reality star a 90 day fiance
Okay, so she was the first lesbian that was on 90 day fiance.
Okay.
She met a girl.
Right, they should have more of this.
I agree.
I was talking about, I'll talk about this at different time,
but I was talking about married at first sight,
which is a show that I think has kind of become a real snooze fest,
because they're actually trying to get people together
who actually care about each other.
And I want the Australian version where they put people together
because they know they're gonna get holy shit storms.
Stephanie was the first lesbian that was on the show.
The first, I think maybe the first gay couple that was on the show.
And she married someone that, or she was going to marry someone
that was in Australia.
She was trying to get a visa and she went over to Australia.
It was kind of a hot mess.
Stephanie was like, it's super insincere. She was from here. She was from here. She was trying to get a visa and she went over to Australia. It was kind of a hot mess. Stephanie was like it super insu-
She was from here. She was from here. Yeah. She was super insecure and and the
Australian, it was just a mess from the beginning, right? So it didn't, she didn't
make it. Okay, great. She's now on this show called 90 Day The Single Life, which is
when they're trying to match up the rejects, right? The people who've never got married or what?
But she's really making news right now because she has an online business and that online
business is canning and selling her farts, farting in a jar and selling it for sexual purposes.
She's made over $200,000 selling her Farts.
This could not, to me, this could not be more disgusting.
Yeah, what?
Yeah, I've never heard of it.
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Yeah, day in the life of a girl who sells farts in a jar.
That's her TikTok.
So she started, she said jokingly one day, you know, I have bad gas because of my IBS
or something like that.
You know, I wish I could make a business out of selling my farts or something like that
to which a number of incredibly highly disturbed men andibly women said I will buy them. I will buy them and that's what she did
She put them in a mason jar with a rose petal. She farted in a jar
She put it in into a mason jar and she sent it to them and she thinks she's actually far
100% 100% I think she's farting in this jar. I just bypassed the actual fart in a dessert but
What about the smell?
What are you gonna do?
How are you gonna get the smell?
Well, it's apparently smells like roses.
They're not gonna know the difference.
Well, it's one rose petal.
Oh, that's true.
I'm gonna start putting Jricar in a war and...
You wanna know what my penis smells like in 1992?
Jricar.
It's some Jric card in a jar.
It's your card in a jar by Brian.
I do, Brian.
I'm going to literally take my balls and swish them around inside of a jar.
And I'm going to start selling it for 800 bucks.
Yeah.
This is insane to me that people would pay this kind of money.
But okay, so she's making, she made $200,000 by selling
her
Bankruptcy
For some reason I don't know I think she's okay. They are first batch of 97 jars each selling for $500
Sold out
I think that's not right real. No, I think it's real. I think it's real for sure
$500 I mean I thought I was real. I think it's real for sure. I've seen $500.
I mean, I thought it was good.
They were going to be $20.
Listen.
And it's 20 bucks so far.
She's got to eat.
She has a whole process too.
She eats like a bunch of beans and bananas
and smoothies with fiber in it.
Well, listen, it gets better.
Okay.
She's a 43 year old.
She's 43.
She looks good for 43, I think.
Yeah. She's on Megan Kelly plan. Yeah, she looks good. I old. She's 43. She looks good for 43. I think yeah
She's on a Mac and Kelly plan. Yeah, she looks good
I mean of course that that picture we're showing right now is completely photoshopped and really looks very
Airbrushed, but okay, so
this girl
The second round of Farts in a jar go for one thousand dollars. She did 72 of those, those also sold out within minutes. One
gentleman who was a financier said he spent over $2,000 for two farts in a jar.
He explained that it gave him a sense of closeness. What the fuck? What? What? What is the good fuck? It's good.
The finance here.
The finance here.
You're in charge of people's money.
And you're spending $2,000.
I'm getting close to someone's aides.
This is crazy.
Why would you buy somebody's farts in a jar?
I mean, I just, I just, it's done. I can't rub't rub my head around it. That's weird. This is real. Okay, so okay, so John the fire internet says so yeah
Well listen she spent all over she did like an interview on good morning America
Good morning America 5 all nine in the morning here in New York, studio
Smells like shit near because Stephanie Matto has been blowing the place up.
You're running out of guests, huh?
She's on Ryan and Kelly.
Ryan, sense here you pass, guess.
Sense here you have IBS that makes you money.
Explain. So she made, so she made $200,000 and then the whole party got put to a stop because she
caused, because it wasn't real.
No, because she was eating, this is real.
I'm telling you this right now.
She was in basement yard.
She's done videos of her making these, these jars like farting into the jar.
She's made videos of them.
She was on basement yard, which is very popular podcast,
and she was talking all about it.
And then she had to go to the hospital
because of the prep that she was doing,
caused her so much stomach upset.
That's why you laugh here.
We are trying to do a serious news story.
Good morning America covered it, we can cover it, okay?
Poor girl, I guess. No, not poor girl.
She's...
I was talking about the hospital stint.
Oh, you're talking about the hospital stint.
I was talking about the nurses.
That's a take care of her.
Well, that's true.
So she went to the hospital and now she has decided that while she's going to continue
to sell farts in a jar, what she's really going to do is she's going to do NFTs.
Yeah, which is the new, which is the new shit in the jar.
Yeah, everyone's got this NFT shit is crazy.
I was just reading another thing the other day.
I mean, there's some validity to it.
I agree.
Totally.
But I was also reading a story about the beanie baby craze.
Yeah.
You know, back in the 90s and how these people were just freaking out over these tiny
putts.
It's the same concept.
It's whatever anybody places value on at the time.
I know a girl.
Later on.
Yeah.
Who cares?
Well, the same with a Picasso.
So I get the kind of the methodology, the thinking.
And I do think NFT has a place in the world kind of the the methodology the thinking and I do think
NFT has a place in the world for art
So imagine that you and I do a commercial break episode
We're imagine in the future. We're doing one a day, right? And we sell that that to the highest bidder essentially
We just sell it to the highest bidder. We say someone says here's
You know 16 dollars
You know, $16. For episode number 200,000 in six, right?
And I'm sitting there like,
ah, I should have sold Farts in a jar.
I would have made a fortune.
When they have like vending machines,
it'll just fart in your face.
And the smell of Megan Fox's ass.
I'm gonna go get me a gin-anniston and ass-blow.
I'll be right back.
Welcome to Aspo though.
How can I help you?
Mix me up and Megan Fox and gin-anniston combined.
I'm feeling frisky.
I gotta go do the commercial break again, because we sold our episodes.
The Walmart.
And now that I was doing 13 episodes a day
for NFT money.
I'm worth six year, rhythm.
NFT, why don't we sell this to the highest bidder?
Yes.
Let's take us out of the equation.
Let's imagine Joe Rogan does an episode.
And he does one episode and he does one episode
and he sells it to the highest bidder that morning. He records it and he sells it for $200,000,
that one episode. Then that person can go and then resell it, distribute it and resell
it on that same blockchain, on that same Bitcoin process.
I mean, I get that concept. It's incredible. Digital rights, we would own our own digital rights
and we'd be in full control of what happened.
And then we can also, on the NFT blockchain,
you can also say, I wanna cut off the royalties
every time it gets sold again.
So not only did we get, not only did Joe get the $250,000,
then he gets 20% every time.
And so if that's what he dictates.
I mean, I get it for the creator,
but for the person buying it, I don't know.
Well, I mean, you know these monkeys that they the first NFT, the real one was, you know,
flying what is it called? Flying monkey, angry monkey, whatever it's called. I'm sorry.
I don't know, but I wasn't that interested in that particular collection.
That year.
Yeah, I'm going to get that year of monkeys.
That digital monkeys. It wasn monkeys. That's digital monkeys.
It wasn't my year for digital monkeys.
You didn't care for that year.
Yeah, I didn't care for that year.
So, so, they made these and now some of them are selling for millions of dollars.
Now one guy made an NFT that's sold for $17 million, one NFT sold for $17 million.
He likened it, the person who purchased it, likened it to having a Picasso that he gets to go.
Well, that guy actually, and I think we're talking
about the same one, that guy actually did something cool.
It was like a real piece of art.
It was a different, I think it was something
different every single day for like an entire year
or 10 years or something like that.
The monkeys, they have like thousands of them, right?
No, no, I'm not talking about the monkeys.
I'm talking about the other guy that sold for like the highest that said anything in FT's
ever sold.
He did a computer painting and then every five pixels is a different piece of art.
Yes.
I think is what it was, right?
Or a different day or different person.
Yeah, whatever it was.
Okay, so he sold it.
That seems like actual, you know, art.
Yeah, I mean, but I guess the idea that the holder
is the entity.
It is what everybody says that it's worth.
Correct.
It's just real estate or land or whatever,
whatever someone will buy it for.
Well, they're not making more lands,
but they are making.
In Dubai, they are.
In Dubai, they are.
We see how that went down.
All those islands are empty. Full of million billion dollar houses, and no one's living there. It's like, you're by the, we see how that went down, all those islands are empty,
full of million billion dollar houses
and no one's living there.
It's like, you know, China or New York City
or San Francisco,
all these buildings are just completely empty
and the value of them is incredible.
So, but here's what.
I just don't understand it.
Maybe there's a TCB.
And if he course,
he,
he,
non-fartable token. He, see if we can get Stephanie on the phone to explain what an NFT is. But what here's where I think it's jumping a short a little
bit. I get what it is, but I just don't get it. Like I don't get the whole thing. But
it's it's it's hard to wrap your head around a little bit. Maybe also because I don't have millions of dollars. I just spend a lot of fart on a picture of a fart.
Because that's what she's into now.
Now she's doing this like, you know,
now she's doing the non-fungible tokens,
which are like little animated farts, right?
Okay, get it.
Where I think it's jumping the shark just a little bit
is that now I'm seeing people that probably should never be
in the art space are just randomly making
NFTs, but they're getting bought by people who then can't resell them.
And I'll give you, I'll tell you all fair.
Yeah, you don't say exactly because no one wants to buy your stupid fucking pixelated,
whatever penis or whatever it is.
There are people that we know, and I'll explain off-air because I don't want to call them
out right here, but there are people that we know that are making these collections.
People are buying them, right, a few of them.
So we have a friend who made a thousand of a collection. I won't say specifically because I don't want to give it away.
I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings.
But then you can see on the blockchain that like 200 of them had sold.
And then those 200 people are now desperately trying to sell them out.
I mean, I can mark it.
Yes.
Some of them they're putting on for like $200,000. Meanwhile, they bought them for like $600 a piece. You sell
$200 of $600 of anything. It's like selling farts on a fucking jar. You're going to get
a little chunk of change. But the problem is, no one wants your stupid fucking pixelated
bullshit, right? It's not worth anything because it's just an interesting idea, but it's not a $600 pixelated piece of art idea.
You have to, I think there's got to be some inherent value in you as the artist or the art itself.
I agree, that's exactly what I was thinking too.
Yeah, and creating something on the old Atari, you know, powerpoint.
Here's my power point NFT.
What's that?
What's that NFT?
Sounds interesting.
Well, it's when someone fartes in a jaw.
Farts in a jaw?
That's how we used to get to know each other.
We didn't need our names.
We just passed gas.
Hey.
Hey, it's you. Oh,
it's you. Oh, look at you. I missed you. What was your name again? I've been smells you and forever. I've smelled you in months.
I've missed that smell.
And I had a guy over the other day smell just like you.
I thought I said to freak out.
Oh my god.
So NFT, so now she's off to NFTs.
Okay, listen.
Get for her.
Get for your girl.
It good for you.
Whatever you're in.
Makes the money now while people are buying.
Hey, man.
Listen, I, hospital or no hospital,
I'd still continue to fart in a jar.
Our sit, after night, we're talking,
ask, do I do not work, fuck, you.
How about farting in jars, the couple?
We're talking about farting in jars as a couple.
Oh, couple farting.
If we could make $200,000 in a little over two months,
farting in a jar, wouldn't you fart in a jar?
Yeah.
And she was like, maybe somebody would want your fart.
I'm like, who the fuck do I want my fart?
I love that you guys are having this conversation.
I know we are.
It was a scene that didn't happen.
I was like, what the fuck?
Maybe someone would want your fart.
Or just for a different kind of stuff.
Or whatever.
What about your fart?
He's the greatest podcaster of all time.
$30. What about your fart? What about your first the greatest podcaster of all time $30
Well, I got it we got a different streams of money. I'm gonna call other podcasters the greatest of all time for
$25 piece. I'm gonna sell my farts for a dollar of these
20 20
I'm the Walmart of Farts over here.
None of that highfalutin' Cadillac bullshit.
I'm like the Toyota of Apspuffs.
You want some ass air?
You can afford.
Come to Buying Greens.
Fart of Roma.
None of those fancy glass jars.
I put mine in old olive containers. Old cans lens to the lens to the to the general way
I'm a little plastic things you can with the
Plastic ramacus a chick-fil-a chick-fil-a barbecue sauce one
Or maybe I put them in those drug bags
That way I could get a couple bags out of one of fart. I'll get those assembly line going.
That's right.
The money's in the packaging.
That's where the cost is.
The whole cost is on the package.
Go straight far.
I'm going to go up to the local head shop and I'm going to be, let me get 600 of those
little baggies.
The guy will wink at me and be like what you got
fentanyl you getting that blow?
Nope
Ass sniffs you ever heard of him
Man you're gonna love it here little here's a little t-ner little taster
It's a little tasty tasty t-ner
Fingered it finger it
Hey man you want some abrines ass
You want to taste the brides ass
Maybe someone was to find out I can see that like people selling them on shakedown street
Hey, man, you don't get a brides ass
Hey man, you doing good? Brian's ass.
Brian's ass.
Brian's ass.
Brian's ass.
Brian's ass.
Hey man, this guy's got Brian's ass over here.
Did it, Brian's ass?
The fuck, man, we got ripped off.
Oh my god.
I know Brian's ass anywhere.
That ain't Brian's ass. shit is cut this shit is cut
With pure burrito farts, man Brian would never do it's like that
We should about it. We should about the NFT version
At least then we would know
It's authentic.
Oh my god.
Oh wow.
That's funny.
No, I did not expect this to turn into a dip.
I thought, let's talk about this, throw up and then move on.
That's the way it goes.
That's the way it goes here at the commercial break.
Never a dull moment.
This is what you, this is what you waited for before I have.
I just, I always have this picture in my head of mothers going to pick up their children from school or fathers and they have to turn the show down
As they're heading into the school line and look around see if it he's got their window open
Because that's what I do
I know some of the mothers and some of the people at the kids' school.
I'm victory.
The concert.
It's 100% Brian has ready.
Be careful, man.
Go easy.
Go easy.
We've only had two people pass out. Be careful man go easy go easy
We've only had two people pass out
They need pure oxygen get it out of their system it's too much
This is after Brian went on a three-day bender
This is the pizza and butt-like shit. This is not for amateurs. Oh my god. They say that sees a salad shit in your
studio. It's the heavy shit. It's a three day cocaine vendor.
Pizza strip joins in beer coming right in your nose man.
Take a little bit just a little taste
Woo
My god
Oh my God, play coconuts! Oh my God, I can see a bunch of Dave Matthews fans running around looking for Brian's ass.
And I can see the little stamp on the baggy is of just like a cartoon ass with a little
puff of smoke coming out of it.
Oh my God, I'm really going to catch my breath. Yeah.
Like I was saying, I turned down my own show. You did. Okay. That's I did. Okay. And I know some
of the mothers at the at the school and the teachers have learned about my my profession here.
I can't look at school.
The principal won't even talk to me.
He's like, won't even talk to me.
I think she's upset.
I think she's upset with it.
Yeah, I told some family members
and a little family reunion,
and then one time they're like,
what, you've got to play,
tell me what it is, tell me what it is.
And you're like,
Yeah!
Yeah!
It's called the Conan O'Brien show.
Ha! It's called the Conan O'Brien show.
It's called Dr. Phil.
Check it out.
Then your favorite podcast provider.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Yeah, I listened to a podcast and then that was it.
That's all they say.
I know.
That's when you know that, you know, they have an instantly become a fan of yours.
Is when they go like this, I listen to your show.
You did?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I did.
Yeah, I did.
I can say that.
I can say 100% honesty.
I listened.
What'd you think?
I heard it.
I heard it.
But it's coming through my stereo just fine.
It's interesting.
When I first played it came on.
My sister's, I thought it was my sister's,
my sister's in laws.
Thanks, give me two, like a listen to your show.
It's like you did.
Great, okay, thanks for listening.
Yeah, I gotta go because I'm a fan.
You don't know what to say in that moment, cause I've had those moments too where I'm like,
people will come up here and they'll be like,
hey, I listen to your show and I'll be like,
oh, that's, wow, I had no idea.
Thanks for listening, you know, and they'll be like,
yeah, and then they say nothing else.
Which means they hated it.
It sucks, they're probably like,
you two have noxious morons talking about whatever,
you know, Brian's ass, schooser, whatever.
Another one of Brian's stories.
Hey, they probably think the same thing
all the YouTube listeners do.
When is he gonna shut up and like Chrissy talk?
So one time, I did my best to try and keep my business
partners away from the show.
Okay.
You know, we all did.
For a little while there, it was a big secret.
It was.
Did you know about it?
If you didn't, you didn't.
And at least in my shirt.
I like to prefer a thing about just all the people in Denmark.
Yes.
Because that's all.
Because for the first two months, only Denmark was listening.
Yes.
And I agree with you.
Like, you know, you step lightly into these things because you realize that once you
put them down
and send them out there, they're never coming back.
You can try, but they're never coming back.
It's always gonna be a copy out there somewhere.
And so I never told my business partners at all.
And I still haven't told them until about two months ago
when one of my business partners,
so I see he lives here in Atlanta.
A couple of them live out of state,
so it's easier for me to kind of,
I don't really interact with them too much,
but he, after a meeting one time, he said,
oh, I listened to your podcast,
and I was like, that I turned red instantaneously,
because he is like the exact opposite of me.
He's older, he's extraordinarily conservative,
he is, he's Mr. Business, right?
Okay.
And I was like, oh, how'd you find out about that?
How'd you find out about that? He's like,
and he's like,
I don't know, my wife was Googling your name
or something like that.
You know, she's like,
Oh, everybody does it.
So, you know, we all do it, right?
It's that part didn't surprise me.
And he goes,
Yeah, I listen to your show and, you know,
yeah, I,
We can't work together.
Well, no.
Well, no.
Okay.
These two officers want to talk to you. I'm calling on my money
bag. So he says, listen, he goes, yeah, listen, it's interesting. It's not my speed, but
it's interesting. You know, I can see why some people might think it was good. He was
just straight up honest with me. Okay. So a couple of weeks later, he starts talking
about the podcast, how's the podcast doing?
You know, I noticed you guys have commercials
and there you guys make a lot of money doing that.
And I was like, no, you know, not really,
it's kind of the cover to the cost of the show,
is we make a little bit of money.
You know, hopefully that's the goal,
is it down the line, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And he starts talking about,
what are these conservative podcasts that he's listening to?
Right?
I will mention by name, but he says,
you know, these guys, this guy's making like a hundred thousand dollars a month
Just on his patreon and duh duh duh duh you know I looked into it and
He says you know the thing about podcasting is
Not everybody can do it
You know if you if you got to really have a good point of view and if you're just one of those people
Just keep on talking and talking and talking and like I've never shut up
It just gets boring after a while and he, I knew he was directing that shit directly
at me and I just kind of ignored it.
He's never given the podcast a compliment
and he's only quietly, you know, given the podcast,
criticism, right?
But that's the hard part about doing this show
is that we wanna talk about what we wanna talk about.
Yeah, you're correct.
And Kudos, I have to say, Kudos to you, Brian, and to me.
To both of us.
Yeah, that's a great one.
That we don't, we have a fresh show each week where we just talk shit.
Yeah.
Because that's hard.
Most of the other podcasts that I listen to are specifically about a store, a murder
or, you know, a crazy family situation.
Like, it's a full story and you listen
and it's maybe like nine or 10 episodes.
There's not a lot that I listen to besides us.
They're like, funny and topical and whatever.
Well, improv comedy, which is the category that we're in.
That's true.
Is one of those categories that where there are a lot of people
that do this kind of rap, right?
They go back and forth,
they pick just random topics and they talk about it
because they're friends or because they're comedians
or because they have some interesting point of view.
But there are many podcasts out there
that have a singular focus parenting, sci-fi,
whatever star track, you know,
and there's riches and niches also,
but to do that for hundreds and hundreds and hundreds
of episodes, like I know a guy who does a Harry Potter,
he's been doing Harry Potter for like seven years,
he's been doing a Harry Potter podcast
every week about Harry Potter.
Yeah.
And I just don't think I can do that.
No, and so, you know, just to give a little insight
into the podcast as we move into season three,
as we're here at season three, you know,
one of the things we have done a lot of
is we've done a lot of like, you know, video reviews
and stuff like that, right?
And in season number three, I think we'll pull back
on that a little bit because I am more interested
in the interaction here at the desk, right at the table.
Yeah, then I don't want to do a big food video every week, right?
I think that then we do start to move into a category.
I don't want to do a video every single episode,
because then I do think we start to move into a category
and we may be beholden to it long down the road.
So in other words, people might go,
oh, they didn't do a video today, what's wrong, right?
No, we got to keep it fresh.
When I find an absurd video or a topic,
now you can watch it with us too on YouTube.
We can at least, I do have to say,
once a month have to do the Bigfoot chase.
Oh, listen, we're not pulling back that much.
We're gonna do a number of them a month.
We have eight episodes a month.
We'll probably do three at least
with some kind of absurd video that we get to review
and watch. They are my favorite too
and there are some new ones out there. I gotta tell you, yeah, that was Hunter.
Those monster hunters. There's a...
One of a bunch of dumb dumb things. I mean, they're all the major
networking, getting paid to do it. They are. And you know, go ahead boys.
What if we did, what if we did for TCB in the studio? What if we did an episode where we actually went somewhere and tried to big foot hunt?
Didn't you and I go to oh no that was me and Cam. I
Was thinking about you and I went to chat new go one time. Did we?
No, I'm a cool. Oh,
I almost got lost two feet from the trail. So Chrissy and I got all of what's all this story so Chrissy and I a little
Insighted other day about it is me too. I laugh about it every time I think about it from the trail. So Chrissy and I, we'll tell this story. So Chrissy and I, a little insight into our friendship.
I was laughing the other day about it.
Me too.
I laugh about it every time I think about it.
Chrissy and I went to a place here in Georgia called
Amicalola Falls.
It's, you've probably heard of it.
Beautiful.
It's beautiful.
It's gorgeous.
I think it's the highest waterfall in the southeast.
Besides, not Niagara.
Not Niagara.
Well, in the southeast, whatever.
It's tall.
It's huge. It's all huge.
It's hundreds and hundreds of feet.
So Chrissy and I go climb up the stairs.
It takes about two hours to get up there and we were all excited.
Brian was like, Chrissy, let's go hiking.
Let's go.
I'm going to take you to this place up there.
We're best friends, you know?
Yeah.
We were like, let's go.
Yeah.
We go by fresh market.
We got some wine and some cheese too.
We were like, we're going to make a whole little like picnic thing out of it.
We were sophisticated.
We were.
We didn't realize we had to climb up
six hundred and twelve thousand stairs
to get to the top of the fucking thing.
We did.
It was so many stairs.
And then we got up to the top and we were at that restaurant.
Oh yeah, there's a, okay.
Ambicolo the Falls, imagine this.
You're down at the bottom of the falls. There are a number
of campsites. There's a large parking area. It's the beginning of the Appalachian Trail.
Yes, that's right. And so...
Which we crossed over.
12 times. So Chrissy and I go in park where we can park, which is about a half a mile
away from where the actual fall climb starts. And the fall climb just so you know is right
next to the falls that are, you know, is right next to the falls that are, you know,
falling right next to beautiful,
but you have to climb upstairs.
So many.
So many.
And I mean so many, I mean so many.
This is like 600 feet in the air.
So you're climbing 60 stories or something like that.
And you get to the top and when you get there,
there's a hotel and unbeknownst to Chrissy and I,
you can actually drive up to the fucking top
where the hotel is and see the same fucking view without climbing the stairs. But Chrissy and I, you can actually drive up to the fucking top where the hotel is and
see the same fucking view without climbing the stairs.
But Chrissy and I have climbed up the stairs.
Now we're sitting outside at this hotel, we're drinking some wine, we're sitting on these
walking chairs and we're watching the falls and the sun starts to fade into the falls.
That's right, it was started to get sunset.
So we said, you know what, I guess we got to go.
Should I back down?
Yeah, but it rather than take the stairs,
Chrissy and I decided to take trail number 7342,
whatever it was, which is the beginning of the Appalachia Trail.
Down. Now, mind you.
Let's just do that.
Yeah. Yeah.
We're going down.
If we're going down, We're going in the right direction
About an hour into our dissents
We realize that we are 100%
Completely lost we have no idea what else is around. Yeah, that's right. We've lost the trail
Brian, I'm a huge stick. I have a stick to beat off bears
Or hold myself up because I'm drunk or whatever.
I'm like, where are we?
But we keep on going back and forth
and every once in a blue moon,
we'd see our fucking car,
but we did not get there.
We'd see the car,
but we'd go down the wrong path
and we were back somewhere else.
So it was kind of a running joke that we,
I felt like if we got lost in these woods,
we would be so close. these would be so close.
Local local best friends Brian Green and Chrissy. Holy die and unfortunate Apple
Latch and Trail accident 15 feet from the car. Search and rescueers find two young
young hikers. How perfectly healthy and a search that lasted six and a half minutes.
They were visible from the parking lot.
Oh, I couldn't figure it out.
We couldn't figure it out.
It was like a maze.
Like one of those mazes in the books and the puzzles, right?
Where you have to keep on going back to the beginning.
Yeah, I mean, while it's obvious how to get there,
it's like a straight line.
Chrissy and I could not figure out how to get
to this fucking car.
And I mean, at one point, it was like a little bit
unnerving because we kept walking back and forth
and up and down and you were like, there is the car.
How do you get there?
Where are you sitting?
Yeah, and for those of you dumbasses that say,
well, then just go walk across and go straight to the car.
There was a huge river in front of the car.
So that's why we couldn't actually go there.
We had to find the bridge.
We couldn't find the bridge.
It was getting dark, it was getting cold.
The helicopters were circling.
We were building smoke signals.
And the cell phones didn't work either, so.
I'm kidding.
Chrissy and I have so many times gotten lost in our life.
But we always end up back together.
That's right. There you go.
Cheers, Brian, my friend.
Uh, you know what?
I've said that's all we can do, I think.
I mean, we got to most of it, but I want to get to sister wives, I want to get to Sean
Array.
We got a lot to cover because we've had so much time off, and I had to-
We got distracted by Farts Ninja. We did. But but that's what happens that's how you get an hour worth
of a show look I want I want to prove youtube.com slash the commercial bike I
know I'm saying that a million times I want to prove here here I'll put on the
Brian camp I want to prove here that we have many many show notes is that blank
is that the blank piece of paper? I just put up a rubber.
We have many, many show notes yet we only get to one or two items every show.
It's amazing.
That's why we always have content lined up.
So we have so much to talk about.
We'll get back into it next Tuesday episode number one, Ford Zero.
In the can, congratulations.
Thank you, Roxanne.
We really appreciate the birthday card.
Yes, thank you Roxanne and the blue.
Very sweet of you. And the big three. We love you veryanne. We really appreciate the birthday card. And the ballerina. Very sweet of you.
And the big three.
We love you very much.
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I want to thank everybody who's left us wonderful reviews.
We know lots of really good reviews on Apple.
We have like three less than five star reviews,
and we have 400 reviews.
It's crazy.
So thank you very much.
Anybody else who hasn't done it,
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It truly honest.
Yeah, my name is Chrissy, by the way.
Yeah.
Yeah, by the way, you might want to mention
the other hosts in the show.
No, there's somebody's that have won the reviews.
They're like, and that other person's.
Like everybody that comes on there.
Some people, yeah. Other people. They said, Brian Green, only reason I listen that and whether reviews are like and that other person. Everybody comes on there.
They said Brian Green only reason I listen and the other people are okay too.
Or the other people.
Did you even watch the show?
Have you even listened?
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Jeff.
And Jeff.
Jeff.
Oh shit.
And Jeff too.
Yeah, Jeff, he's a, he's a big part of it too.
I want to thank everybody who helped us get from season number two to season number three.
Yeah.
I hope all of you stay healthy and happy until next week.
I have to say I love you.
I love you.
And I love you out there in the podcast universe.
Best to you.
Best to you. Best to you. Best love you out there in the podcast universe best to you. Best to you.
Best to you.
Best to you.
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