The Commercial Break - The 24 Hour Rule

Episode Date: October 10, 2022

Frankie B is on a creative roll! Since his breakup he has been exploding all over YouTube and Bryan just cannot help himself. Frankie's new video reveals more about his recent relationship and spills ...the secret on his 24 Hour Call rule. There is no doubt you'll be ready for the singles scene after these nuggets of wisdom! Bryan almost appeared on Press Your Luck..but he hit a whammy! Halloween is upon us and the festivities are for KIDS, not spoiled adults Bryan was traumatized by his Halloween past The rollercoaster of love was NOT for Krissy and Bryan! Despite the rumors Frankie B is back and so is TCB! They just cannot quit F.B. Frankie is ready to tell you how to date women 20 years your junior Frank has an issue with "party girls" (I.E. his last girlfriend) If a woman keeps calling you her friend...you're likely not in the love zone Carl stops by to talk some sense into Frank LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch Us on YouTube American Musical Supply is offering $20 off any purchase over $100 Take a Listen to The Jordan Harbinger show! Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! Special Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Tina Rose Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Gustavo New Episodes on Monday, Wednesday and now Fridays everywhere you listen to podcasts! 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO  | (1-661-237-8296) This episode is sponsored by American Musical Supply. Go Here and use promo code TCB to receive $20 off a purchase over $100. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Uncle Duke has seen just about everything that there is to see there, little Missy. It's been around the world dozens of times, and a stare death right in the face. On this episode of the commercial break. And we never got to choose what was. Oh, well, yeah. She would just tell us who. That's the parents for the beginning. Yeah, we really did.
Starting point is 00:00:21 Like, you know, I'd be a pumpkin. You're a Tootsie Roll. A f- yeah. Here, be a farmer. Or three years in a row. I was a hobo The entire time we were at that fucking insane clear channel everyone thought that we were having Babies and I'm like no, we're just friends. I saw you on the fairs wheel. I heard you on the fairs wheel It wasn't the love, Donald. Yeah, I'm like dude., it wasn't sucking my dick. We're one of the Ferris wheel. Hey, it's me, Frankie. I'm just leaving you another message. I'm over here on the other side of the bar.
Starting point is 00:00:54 And they actually won't let me in the VIP area. Can you come over here? I thought we were hanging out. Okay, bye. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh And best of you out there in the podcast universe, how the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this. The commercial break. Hey, it's not for everyone, but Fat News or Fiction is guaranteed in 30 seconds or less. Or your money back, go to the tcbpodcast.com website. Take a look at your earnings. Welcome back to the studio, Miss Kristen Joy, hopefully. Thank you for having me back.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Thank you for coming back. I appreciate it. Now, my car payment depends on it, so. You're, you're, you're a looped in here. I love every minute. I was thinking about taking out insurance on each other. That's what we should do. Well, yeah, I mean, now we're making about $37 a month. Exactly. It's big money. Big money, big money, big money. Whammy, no whammy. Do you know how I auditioned for that show? What? I auditioned for the new version of that show during the pandemic, right before the pandemic. And it was a most surreal experience.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Really? I got it. How did you audition for that? So over the years, I don't know how this happened. I'm really not sure. It had nothing to do with me reaching out to anybody. But over the years, I was propositioned a couple times by Reality Television Show companies to do a reality television show based on real estate and I was like Fuck no, I'm really bad at that like I'm not gonna show everybody how bad I am
Starting point is 00:02:36 But I would recommend them to other people okay, and to get this email one time saying you should try out for press your luck And so I did I like filled out this application, you know, Astrid and I, I'll never forget this. We're at Disney World to go figure. And we got this email and Astrid, like you should do this, like do this. I just fill out the application. James' hands are fun. And two weeks later, they hit me back. You have been selected and we had to put together a video and write an essay and the whole nine yards. I felt like applying for college and I hated that.
Starting point is 00:03:06 So I So I filled out this this essay They write me back. They say you have now got a Interview with the executive producer of press your luck beyond this Skype call fucking Skype call between this time and that time You got to be there promptly, you gotta be ready, come with your personality. It was so like, you know, I know here at the commercial break, I feel very safe, I'm like in the tree of trust.
Starting point is 00:03:33 Yeah, we're in the bubble. I'm in the nesting bubble, right? I know that, you know, I'm right under your bird breast and I'm not gonna, you're not gonna let me fall. That's right, I will never let you fall out of the nest. It's like me trying to say those little baby birds that went on from the snake. But this made me extraordinarily nervous
Starting point is 00:03:49 and I don't really know why, but I worked myself up into such a tizzy that by the time I got on this Skype phone call, first of all, my Skype ended up like totally shitting the phone, right? Oh, of course it did. And the executive producer was pissed off from the beginning. She was like, you couldn't be in a,
Starting point is 00:04:03 you couldn't fix your fucking internet before you came on. And she're one chance. But then she's like, You're pressing your luck, right? No, she's like, now you have to know that at press your luck, we really want everybody excited all the time.
Starting point is 00:04:14 So I want you to bring your excitement, right? Bring your best excitement, happy, joyful, you know, screaming yelling. Okay, now Brian, pretend like you just won $10,000 on, you know, you missed the way I mean you, and you won $10,000. How would you react? And I was like, I just felt so manufactured.
Starting point is 00:04:31 I was like, yay! Yay! Yay! I can feed my family now. Yeah, we can move out of the car, we can move out of the car, we're in box! And she was like, is that the best you got? And I was like, did you just ask me
Starting point is 00:04:43 if that's the best that I got? She did. And I, at that point, you got? And I was like, did you just ask me if that's the best that I got? She did. And at that point, I just turned off by the whole thing. I was like, you know what? Fuck all this. I'm not interested anymore. And that disappointed Astrid because we really needed the money.
Starting point is 00:04:55 She was like, what the fuck were you doing? I was like, baby, I just didn't feel comfortable. It was two weeks after that failed interview that Astrid came home, said, I bought camera on Amazon. I bought a camera on a microphone on Amazon or I'm buying one and you're gonna do a podcast, right? And I was like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:14 She was the one who started all of this bullshit. So you can thank her for three episodes a week and you're fucking an apple, darling. By the way, we asked the question, who's keeping up with the commercial break and we got a few responses. There are a the question, who's keeping up with the commercial break? And we got a few responses. There are a couple people who are keeping up with the commercial break. They're current. One of those was Tina, who's, uh, helps us out with content occasionally here on the show. Good friend of ours long before the show
Starting point is 00:05:35 episode. She said she is on top of it 100%. Right. Thanks Tina. She says it's her favorite day of the week when she knows there's an episode of the commercial break. And sometimes Apple doesn't like, she opens our Apple and hasn't been pushed to her yet. And she's like, so I'll have to go to another podcast player to listen to it. So thanks everybody for listening to the commercial break. It's with sad, sad news today is the commercial breaks last episode is being recorded right now. We're going to true crime. We're going to true crime. We're going to do what are we going to do? We're going to do the whispering. Right, the ASMR. We're gonna do ASMR from now on.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Yeah, maybe that'll make us some money. Anyway, gonna take out some insurance on you. You know, it's my least favorite time of the year, Halloween. I just thought I'd mention that. It's just Halloween. I love Halloween. I love Halloween. I hate it.
Starting point is 00:06:17 I've always hated it. I don't like, I mean, I like it now that I have kids. Yes. Because it's cute to watch them get dressed up. It really is. Down in the town where I live, they have this annual parade that's been going on for literally 70 years and what it is is the local, whatever, the mayor, the senator, the high school bans, they all go down the street, it's one street in the center of town.
Starting point is 00:06:39 And then the tradition has grown over the years that you throw candy out onto the sidewalk, right? We've got that in our neighborhood. Yeah, downtown. And it's very similar, but much more family focused here. I know that one you're out of. That's like, the cousins go wild. Here's some trolls gummy bears and Mike Ditz.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Which is awesome when you're a single adult. But this one's family focused. And I gotta say, there are so many fuckedards in this. I mean, Chrissy, there are children of all types and sizes and shapes and colors and they're all sitting there waiting patiently for that candy to be thrown out. And there's a lot of candy that gets thrown out.
Starting point is 00:07:21 You could go there and literally come home with a garbage bag worth of candy. And I think a lot of people do. This is how they get their Halloween candy to give to the children. I like to give out. Yeah. Because there's hundreds of floats and everybody has buckets full of candy and they just throw it out in the street non-stop.
Starting point is 00:07:35 I'm a recycle hit. It hits you in the head, it hits you in the eye, it gets you in the nuts. I mean, they're like, it's some of the like, the high school football players are the quarterbacks, like, darting at other people. Yeah. Trying to hit people, but would really chaps my balls.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Ah, this episode brought to you by Shave My Balls. Chrissy's Christmas gift to Jeff, Shave My Ball. It's a welcome bowser. What really gets me going is when I see the adults fighting the children for fucking can. Yeah, no, that's ridiculous. Come on. It's like that guy who cut in front of my son
Starting point is 00:08:07 on the water side park. It's like really, dude. I realize you're a cheap bastard and you don't want to buy Halloween candy for the kids to come to your door. So you're banking on this to be the one time of year you can get free candy to hand out to the kids. But do you really have to fight someone
Starting point is 00:08:21 for a fucking titsy role? No, you do not. There was this one guy and he's running all over the street, like jumping in front of children, grabbing, grabbing candy. And I just wanted to go and kick him in the head like dude, you stop. Rev down. But he wasn't the only one.
Starting point is 00:08:35 There's other adults that are doing this and I just don't get what gets into people's brains sometimes. I mean, people can be the worst. They don't have children. That's my guess. Okay. They don't have children. And that brings me to my second most hated part of Halloween.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Or they do, and their children are going to be in major therapy later. Fuck, man. Do you think adults should be knocking on doors and going trick or treating? No. No. And but there's a whole phenomenon that goes on every Halloween that adults. So we're talking about people that are 21 years of age and older that go dressed up and knock on doors and trick or treat.
Starting point is 00:09:07 I don't think it drunk at a party like it. Oh, crap. Yeah, go take some ecstasy and fall down, draw some honky ladies lap. I mean, come on, this is what you do. You go to the Martin's party. That's what you do. You go to the Martin's party.
Starting point is 00:09:21 The Martin's about to have a raging Halloween party. I just, oh yeah. I'm surprised the martens haven't gone to jail. I'm actually speaking out of that. We've now had two people that have commented that they have bet, they think they have been to the martens party. Maybe there's the martens in a lot of different towns. Yeah, but I got to clarify something just so,
Starting point is 00:09:41 just the mart. Yeah, I don't know if they think that the Martins is a pseudonym. So they are saying they have, they think they've been to this party, but it's not the actual Martins. It's a different name. It's actually a different name.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Yeah. But I am naming the name that was given to us in there. So I don't know if it's a pseudonym or not. It could be the Martins. It could be somebody else. They were Martins. Can you imagine having like 300 young drunk teenagers at your house and getting away with it in this day and
Starting point is 00:10:10 age? No, not here in Atlanta. You'd be, you'd be, you could be split in that Cobb County Poke for sure. But if they threw a Halloween party, you know, it would rage. The teachers would come with all their ecstasy and give, well that's what happens. That's still the weirdest story to me that we've gotten still the strangest story And for those of you haven't listen go listen to the episode What it's something about the Martins and million 64,000 But we got a guy who told us a story about how he had a girlfriend, that girlfriend had an aunt, the aunt came in town to live with the family. She got a part-time job as a substitute teacher in the school.
Starting point is 00:10:52 They went to an after-prom party or an after-homecoming party at a house that was notorious for throwing these parties where adults and children would mix and drink and have fun after the homecoming and he ended up sleeping with his girlfriends and getting her pregnant. Now, we don't know the validity of this story. I'm not here to, I'm not an investigative journalist. I'm not a journalist of any sort, really. But it's still the wildest story.
Starting point is 00:11:17 I can see it happening. I mean, that's up on TV all the time. And I'm like, Mori Pulvich built a whole career on this. I mean, Jerry Springer. Jerry Springer? Yeah, but I told you on this. Jerry Springer. Jerry Springer? Yeah, but I told you, like even Jerry Springer, like they'd let anything fly in the Jerry Springer
Starting point is 00:11:31 show. Almost none of that stuff was true. Yeah, people would just tell a story to the producer, or the producer would tell a story to the person because when we had friends that were on the Jerry Springer show, and when they told this story, the producer made no effort to corroborate this story. Yeah. And then right before they got on air, the producer was urging them to make it more crazy. Like, are you sure you didn't sleep with his mom also?
Starting point is 00:11:55 And the girl was like, uh, no. And he's like, but it wouldn't be bad if you did. Like that crowd would eat it up. You should just say that anyway. And so Jerry Springer was really, like he was just manufacturing stories on there. Which probably our TCB listeners are also, you think they're looking further
Starting point is 00:12:12 momented to spotlight. Send your stories to tcbpodcast.com or 6612378296. They're entertaining. This episode brought to you by the commercial break. It's a great comedy podcast. Yes. entertaining this episode brought to you by the commercial break. It's a great comedy podcast. Oh, yeah. Halloween.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Erks me because I because because of adult fighting children for candy or just in general. I just think in general. I don't I never really liked it. I never really liked like getting dressed. I like I like the mischief of the night when I was a teenager. I like throwing eggs in people's car. I don't like that. I like doing illegal things on Halloween night, but I never really cared to get dressed up. And I think it stems back from my mother,
Starting point is 00:12:58 who God bless her soul, would always, we never got this. She's not dead. No, she's not dead. No, but I said God's about God bless her soul. And in case she dies in between here and the... would always we never got to no she's not dead no it's a gospel but got blessed for sold and you know in case she dies in between here and the broadcast to give this episode she made our costumes herself and we never got to choose what well yeah she was just tell us yeah we really did like
Starting point is 00:13:22 you know I'd be a pumpkin yeah here be a farmer or three years in a row. I was a hobo I They're not feeding me at the house Yes, I just took with a bag on it and that was the entire costume? It's just a black dust on your face. Yes, my mom like covering me and does first of all is horribly, I mean, it's just bad. It's all around bad. She put me in a pair of overall that she covered me with some dirt and she threw a stick on my back.
Starting point is 00:14:03 And then she had me one year put a piece of straw on my mask. Like, it's a cigarette. I'm sure she thought it was the cutest thing in the world, but three years in a row, while all my friends were like, you know, ET phone home or whatever. Or star wars, you know, Luke Skywalker, or Darth Vader. Oh, it was a bobo.
Starting point is 00:14:27 And then one year she made me Dracula, but she put me in like a three piece tuxedo that she made herself. Like she went and bought the fabric and she made it herself, which, hey, listen, you know, kudos to my mom. Kudos to that, yeah. I think my grandma helped out a little bit. But then what she did is she put white shoe polish
Starting point is 00:14:43 all over my face and bright red lipstick. And then she had me put those fake teeth in. You know, and the pictures are just awful. I just look awful. I just look like a child. It's been neglected. Yeah. I was not having it.
Starting point is 00:14:57 One of my favorite memories of the Halloween, I think I was like in seventh grade. I was a magician. And the the pinnacle of my outfit was this beautiful. God, I wish I could find it again. It was a beautiful glitter top hat. Oh, really? Wow. I had this red cape and a leotard on fishnet hose.
Starting point is 00:15:17 I was rocking the neighborhood as a magician. You loved it, right? You loved it. Yeah, I loved it. Because you like playing dress up. But I never like paying dress up. I think I think it stems from never having control over what I was And the worst part was I was a fucking twin so of course Kevin and I had to go the same thing as everything Yeah, twin hobos
Starting point is 00:15:40 Greens what's going on over that house little greens what's going on over that house For Kevin and Brian Kevin and Brian come up here Show the kids what are you What are you I'm not really sure I'd think was I didn't even know what a hobo was there no idea right? So I was like hobo What oh was right. No idea. Right? So I was like, Oh, bo, what? Oh, bo. Poor Kevin and Brian, hopefully you can make new memories now with the kids.
Starting point is 00:16:12 I love the kid. We got him exactly what they wanted. We asked him. Sully and Mike was asking, you know, Mike was asking and Sully from monsters. I got. And they have been running around for weeks in those cars. Every night they're doing every. Every night they're running around and they're playing the games. And I just love it. So for that reason, I'm finding a way to fall in love with Halloween in general.
Starting point is 00:16:32 But I still have kind of these, I just dismiss it in general. I know as a, before I had children, I never really gave a shout about Halloween. I feel like we went to some Halloween parties back in the day. I feel like I don't remember any of those parties we went to. Well, can we go to Halloween or not?
Starting point is 00:16:47 You know where we went. We went to the haunted house one time. We did do the haunted house. That was the house. And then there's like those haunted forests. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We went to the haunted house and I remember holding out a HODLY for dear life.
Starting point is 00:16:59 I was charged with this. You were going. And I was like, well, usually I give you a tip. Usually the person in the front of the line doesn't get the scarers part. They wait until the line comes around and then jump out the car. I didn't know that because I dislike Halloween.
Starting point is 00:17:15 My first one, my parents would never let me go to one of those things as a child. So that was one of my first haunted houses ever. Like real deal. You never went to like the real deal. The other world. Ripley's haunted house. There's one of those.
Starting point is 00:17:25 They're one in Galenburg and we used to live in New York. I mean, I've been to Ripley's believe it or not. Right, the museum thing. But I never went to the haunted house. They had the haunted house. I went to like the, you know, the tunnel of love type stuff that they had at six flags, you know, the boat ride. Six flags during Halloween.
Starting point is 00:17:40 Oh, fry fast. Fry fast. I made Jeff go in here. You know, they had to close, you know, they fast. I made Jeff go in here. You know, they had to close down that tunnel of love ride because people, like too many people were getting pregnant. Yeah. Serious.
Starting point is 00:17:52 They had a whole controversy about just it was, kids were jumping on and off the ride and people were having sex in the back of the boats. It was getting a little too out of control so they had to close that. Right. It was becoming a public safety issue. control, so they had to close that. I think it was becoming a public safety issue. I tried to ask that, I made Jeff go in there.
Starting point is 00:18:08 And this is when we were first dating. He didn't quite alert me to his fear of brother clusters. And Heights, I made him go on full of it. I think we could stock on one, two. I was like, what? I can just see Jeff. Ah! Finally, by the end of it, he was like, just go.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Just go. Just go. You do what I'll watch. You know, that's weird. I love rollercoaster. I have a horrible fear of heights, but as long as I know that I'm safely secure somewhere, I'll go along for the ride
Starting point is 00:18:38 and I just have so much fun on it. And as soon as I were a big rollercoaster lovers together, until we went to Europa Park, which Europa Park imagined Disney World, but everything is knocked off. So they have like Mickey Mouse and they have your own rat. Disney minus. Yeah, Disney minus. Like, you know, Donald Duck, they have quack, quack, quack.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Like they have like these, they're all the same. Knock off. But the thing is, is the park is big and it is beautiful and they have hotels and resorts that are attached to it. And it's in the middle of nowhere, Germany. And I mean the middle of nowhere, Germany. Oh, it is. It's like in a farm in Germany.
Starting point is 00:19:14 But it's wonderful. And anyway, it's fucking freezing when we get to this Europa park. We're driving there from Switzerland. We get there at night. We're gonna go during the day, but we decide, hey, if we're here and you stay at the hotel, you kind of get like a park entrance, right? I'm not. We're driving there from Switzerland. We get there at night. We're gonna go during the day, but we decide, hey, if we're here, and you stay at the hotel, you kind of get like a park entrance, right? I'm not.
Starting point is 00:19:28 We're here. It's nighttime. Let's go. We'll ride a couple roller coasters over the park is open. It's 38 degrees outside. It's a freezing fucking cold. And we go on a couple of these roller coasters. And there was one roller coaster that kind of like did a couple of corkscrews.
Starting point is 00:19:39 A corkscrews. I loved it. And Astrid felt nauseous afterwards. And she has never liked roller coasteraster since she's like every time I go on when it just makes me nauseous. You and I Brian let's go together kid. Yeah, but actually I don't think we can ride the coaster together because if both of us die in a wreck that We're fucked with the One thing that we went to where we rode rides together with the kid a radio
Starting point is 00:20:02 Promotion. Oh, we, God. We caused quite a stir on that. We did, yeah. We went to a carnival. Yeah. And Chrissy and I were drinking. I had just gotten a divorce. All right, maybe not even a divorce. I was separated at the time.
Starting point is 00:20:20 And Chrissy and I were, went on the Ferris wheel together. And when we got off the Ferris wheel, before we even our feet even hit the ground, we were having sex, Chrissy was pregnant, we got married. Like, I mean, it was. That's at the room or what. The room or what? It was crazy.
Starting point is 00:20:35 And it never left, it never left. The entire time we were at that fucking insane clear channel, everyone thought that we were having babies. And I'm like, no, we're just friends. I saw you on the Ferris wheel. I heard you on the Ferris wheel. Everyone thought that we were having babies. And I'm like, no, we're just friends. I saw you on the Ferris wheel. I heard you on the Ferris wheel. It wasn't the love, Donald.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Yeah, I'm like, dude, it just wasn't sucking my dick. We're one of the Ferris wheel. You've lived too much time on your head. Get a life. It was rumors. Speaking of getting a life, you know, and I know that we made a promise to the audience that we were going to stop doing Frankie V videos. Well, we break promises all the time. Yeah, we did. That's
Starting point is 00:21:12 fact news or fiction. It's never happened in the summer games. It's now false. We played some summer games. I don't even want to get into it. Let's not even get into it. Just don't go there. Just know that anytime we have to move outside of the technical abilities of doing this right here, we fuck up, man. It all goes to hell in a handbasket. Hey everybody, it's that time in the commercial break when we take a short commercial break. You know the drill by now, so I'm not going to drag on. DCBpodcast.com is where you go if you want to watch any of the videos or listen to any
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Starting point is 00:23:29 first purchase of over $100. We've been checking out the website and I think the next purchase around this house is going to be a good pair of earplugs. AmericanMusical.com use the code TECB and thanks to American musical supply for becoming a sponsor of the commercial break. Chrissy, the only issue that I have with keeping that no more Frankie, or pausing Frankie B, is that Frankie B went away for a while. Right. We didn't have that enough time. And so it was an easy break to take because I thought to myself, well, let's just take a pause for him. He's not doing anything anymore. We got to find a way to kind of break away. However
Starting point is 00:24:07 Frankie has come back. Yes, it is Hey Frankie, it's me Carl and I noticed you have like a creative fountain going on right now. It's like my dick I noticed your gizzin all over YouTube with brand new videos. You cut that creative jizz goin' boy. I'm gonna listen, I'm gonna drop $25,000 at your front door, slip at your wife, sorry, I'm gonna hold that. That's your fourth wife, wasn't it? I'm not sure, anyway. That's not a call, I'll let you know. Hey Frank, he taught you soon. He has a creative fountain going on right now, and he is pumping out videos at an epic clip. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:46 I have to at least just grab onto a couple of them and make it happen because we might as well enjoy it while it's here because we never know when Frankie's going to start dating someone again. Yeah. Frankie's going to start dating someone. It's going to all go away in a hot minute. That's right because those girls are like, oh, oh, oh, no, you better take that shit and throw it in the trash, Frankie. So I was drooling on the internet.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Oh, as you do. As I do, Chrissy, and I tell you what, guess what? Popped up onto my YouTube. Oh, Frankie B, giving more advice on dating over 50. Almost all of these videos are now dating over 50. I used to be more towards 70, like 60, 70, but. I'm guessing Frankie's in his late 60s. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:31 I think so. I mean, it looks good. Don't get me wrong. I think the guy credit where credit is good. He's got, you know, the tattoos, muscles. He's like nice veneers. He's got that barbed wire face going on. He is far more in shape than I ever have.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Yeah. All right, here we go. Frankie giving some dating advice for those of us over 50. Video, we're talking about dating advice for guys in their 50s and 60s. Let's face it. Yeah, you're right. He like went from like 50s, 60s, and 70s.
Starting point is 00:26:03 And then yeah, now he's like edging it down You even though he's getting older not really sure how that work And that is we're not very veress on exactly What it tasted they because we haven't done it in a long time We think we know but honestly do you so on today's video so kind of fucking sending really? Honestly, do you know anything? You don't. You just didn't do it.
Starting point is 00:26:27 Do you spagged? What did he say that one time? He said, you're like, you're an asshole or something? If you're not working out, you're an asshole. If you are out, I'm a dating scene. And you're wondering, hmm, should I keep chasing her or should I let her go? That's a good question.
Starting point is 00:26:49 You know, if you're having a, what is that? You're in that weird space between getting served paperwork and the police showing up with your mentor. What is his version of chasing? Oh, you know what his version of chasing is. He just shows up. Yeah, but listen, he's about, yeah, I'd listen to a couple of minutes of this.
Starting point is 00:27:05 You got to wait. He's basically saying, if she's not paying 100% attention to you, then she's got to go. Okay. Feeling a little uneasy about it, there's a reason why. And in this video, I'm going to show you how I have also been rejected by thousands of women in the same If you're that weird space between stalking and and relationship
Starting point is 00:27:34 I'm gonna show you how to determine what to do next Give you several signs that you need to look out for He added the rocket. He feeds off on a car. It's so bad. It's so cheesy. It's so cheesy. I mean, he's working out. He's really.
Starting point is 00:27:56 He has some serum on his face. Was that him parasailing? What was him parasailing? I think that's new. What's new is That's new. What's new is the rocket? Rocket! I need something to razzle, Dazzler.
Starting point is 00:28:10 I'm ready to begin the video. Hey, you! Hey Bob! Hey, Bob, it's me Frankie. Listen, I know we're supposed to go out drinking tonight, but I just had a brilliant idea. I woke up from a dream that I had. I've got an idea on how I can really get my subscribership to go way up people are smashing the subscribe button
Starting point is 00:28:29 You know how I'm gonna be in the convertible and I'm gonna say rock it I Before we get started it's gonna resonate with the other 80 crowd Rocket Going on and welcome to the video. This is your first time here rocket. It's going on and welcome to the video. This is your first time here. My name is Frank Bernardo and this channel is built for all men in the 50s and 60s, one
Starting point is 00:28:49 upper game look and feel better about themselves and grooming fitness. Did he say one time too that there were groups of men that would like have a viewing party of his video? Oh yeah, yeah. I know that was when he was talking about his business. He's like, if you're gonna wanna save this, show it to your guy friends. You're gonna wanna get together with your friends
Starting point is 00:29:13 and show them about this excellent business opportunity. Sweet. But I wanna, it's so sweet. But I wanna point out that Frankie's introduction to his videos is now almost as long as the commercial breaks. Yep. What is going on and welcome to the video. This is your first time here. My name is Frank Bernardo and this channel is bill for all men in the 50s and 60s,
Starting point is 00:29:35 one upper game. Look and feel better about themselves in grooming fitness fashion and lifestyle. Alright, so like lifestyle. That's like what I get. Get close to the camera. Money bag guarantee. Cheesy. We're getting into a video real quick. If you liked the content, do me a favor, subscribe to this channel.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Give the video a thumbs up. That's a like button that'll help my channel grow. And that's gonna enable me to get you. If you got to teach your viewers what the thumbs up means. Right. You know you're dealing with a different age group. I mean, yeah. The thumbs up button means like.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Yeah, means like, hey, hey, hey, you see where it says, SUBRICBE? Do me a favor, hit that button, it means subscribe. Raise the content for men in their 50s and 60s. Okay, so the first tip and this is obviously the biggest sign. All right, if you're texting that woman, and- Did you see how big he opened his eyes? Obviously.
Starting point is 00:30:36 I think that must take a lot of effort with all that Botox working in his eyes. It does. Yeah, because you notice when people who get a lot of Botox, their eyes are kind of stuck in a position. And when they have to make an expression, they really have to blow it up in order to get it at the point across because it's fighting against the botulism in their fucking face.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Yeah. Which I will be doing soon. But I have to think, I have to think, oh, tree skin care for the free botulism. She very rarely gets fat to you. It might even be a day. I mean, that doesn't... A day, a day, a day. Very rarely does she get back to you.
Starting point is 00:31:12 It might even be a day. Might even be 24 hours. I mean, wow. Chrissy. Yeah. Chrissy. Chrissy. There's a couple of people that I have dated
Starting point is 00:31:22 that if you didn't hear from them in the first five days, it was not abnormal. Like if you didn't hear from them in the first five days It was not abnormal like if you didn't hear from them in five days. It was not abnormal Yeah, or just like a touch base every once in a blue moon But there's some people that you date where it's just not that intense It's not like hot and heavy and fiery and that doesn't mean anything bad If someone doesn't call you if you're first dating somebody and they don't call you back in 24 hours I don't think it's a reason to panic. Like the world is crashing. But listen to Frankie's absolutely showvinistic explanation
Starting point is 00:31:49 as to why this is. It's a dead sign that she's just not interested. Let's face it, that phone, it's never out of a woman's hand. She sees your name. You women, Kristen. Oh wow. You women. You always got that phone in your ear.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Always taking selfies. You got a phone in one hand and a laundry basket in the other. I mean, while you're cooking. While you're cooking, you can be dinner. Come across, right? If she was interested in you, what would she do? She would text you back for everybody who is out on the dating scene You know how this goes when you got interested in
Starting point is 00:32:31 Texas they're rolling back in those Texas sex is this? sex is like my mom Are you sex Mexican me? What is a sex Mexican mom? She says Texas too Out of interest those taxes they're rolled back and forth back and forth back and. If she's distant or even like a day behind and getting back to you, gentlemen, she, if she stays distant, if she's more than a mile away
Starting point is 00:33:10 at any given time, you've let too much space in between you. It's so insane. Frankie, Frankie, let me talk to you because I know you watch us. Buddy, this is not a reason to freak out, dude. If you've dated someone, especially at the beginning of the relationship, let them have their time in their space.
Starting point is 00:33:28 That's a number one way to kill a relationship is to smother someone. No, exactly. You can't just not add on MacLean. Thanks to somebody's gonna get back to you right away. What if there's anything? Yeah. Do we need anything other than just sitting there
Starting point is 00:33:39 looking at their front? They might have a job. They might have other people in their life. They might be dating other people. Yeah, I always say let the other person set the pace, right? You'll know. And there's going to be time when there's like bursts of attention, right? Where you just like, you're texting for a couple of hours.
Starting point is 00:33:54 You're doing a lot of cocaine by yourself. You have no one else to talk to. You read your messages four times, the message you didn't spell anything incorrectly. Don't use emojis. That interested in you. So number two, it hits everything to do a taxi again. Let's just say she does text you back, but she's getting back to you very, very slowly. Well, she's doing it deliberately. She's trying to send you a message. She's doing it deliberately. She's trying to send you a message. She's doing it. Yes, she's trying to send you a text message If you see those three what three little dots for more than 30 seconds guys, I'm telling you what it's over
Starting point is 00:34:37 My first three divorces happen like this I'm purpose right They're being free that said it does drive me a little bit crazy when you see the three little dots and then they go away and then you see the three little dots and they go away and you're like, fuck, just send it already. That's a rewrite it. And Lee, they don't want to be two stand office or trying to let you down easily. You would do the same, I would do the same. Open your eyes. Jim number three.
Starting point is 00:35:09 I have a feeling you would not do the same. No, he's hitting back immediately. Immediately he's hitting you back. Immediately. Yeah, unless he did a video like see what's happening with his text messages right now. He's such a cut every 30 seconds. He's checking his text messages, trust me.
Starting point is 00:35:23 He's probably got his phone right next to the camera. It does. Yeah. checking his text messages, trust me. He's probably got his phone right next to the camera. He does. Yeah. Like his jitterbug. It's a big writing. Yes. I don't want to spend any alone time with you.
Starting point is 00:35:34 You know, maybe you suggested going out to a bar, restaurant, movie, but she always wants to invite her friends. She always wants to invite security along You're not dating somebody you're getting together with friends. You're missing the biggest signal of all Which is she wants to remain friends? Yeah, if you say hey, you want to go out to dinner and she says great with everybody else She doesn't want to date you. It's not a date. Dates don't happen with friends. I mean, unless you're on double date,
Starting point is 00:36:06 and that's a different story. If she wants to bring a police officer with her to every meeting, you're likely not in the sack. Please wants to be surrounded by her friends. All right, she's telling you that she doesn't want you. She's telling you she doesn't want to be alone. I mean, her friends, yeah. So Frankie's like, do you want to go out? And she's like, she doesn't want to be alone. I mean her friends. Yeah, so yeah, Frankie's like Do you want to go out and she's like do you care if I bring on my friend?
Starting point is 00:36:30 Pay for him too. You care if I bring my boyfriend along He does lots of jobs. You care if I bring my ex-husband. Yeah My ex husband wants to go. Is that okay with you? My ex husband wants to go. Is that okay with you? Ha ha ha. I'm with you. She's telling you that maybe she's a party girl. All right.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Here we go again with a party girls. Frankie's upset because he had one girl who decided she was more interested in fun than she was interested in him and he couldn't take a hint. And now he's all upset at everyone. Seriously, that was exactly what happened. Of course. And now he's been upset at everyone. Seriously, that was exactly what happened. Of course. And now he's been broken up with and his feelings are heard. He had a girl for like, I'm gonna guess six to nine months
Starting point is 00:37:11 that would never committed to a relationship with him, but when it had some fun times. Like they maybe they went to the beach and maybe they hooked up a couple times and you know, they traveled a little bit and Frankie wanted much more out of the situation than she did because she just wanted to have fun. And Frankie was upset because he couldn't wrestle the phone
Starting point is 00:37:26 out of her hands. He was like, if she'd ever include you in any pictures on Instagram, she likely doesn't like you. She's a party girl. You're right. This is what she does. Be very careful of that. And also be very careful of these party girls
Starting point is 00:37:43 because, oh my God, Frankie. It's the party girl. Insecurities are because oh my god, I can't. It's the party girl. insecurities are coming through the screen, but come on, call me dude, we're gonna talk this through. I feel like I need you to have a phone call and let you just kind of work it out and I'll guide you along the path. And then afterwards you'll feel a little better
Starting point is 00:37:57 about what happened. You got involved with someone that didn't care for you as much as they care, is you cared for them? It's okay, it happens to all of us. Don't make a video to get her angry because I guarantee you something she has never gonna watch this video. They make you feel better, but you're never getting back at her.
Starting point is 00:38:13 It may want you to take them out to the dinner, but then they're going to want to meet at a venue with their friends. And once they get to that venue with their friends, guess what? She's going to be with the friends and what are you gonna be doing? You're gonna be watching. We'll check number four. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Oh my God. Oh my God. You're gonna be watching. I mean, I'm picturing this happening. Hey, it's me Frankie. I'm just leaving you another message. I'm over here on the other side of the bar and they actually won't let me in the VIP area. Can you come over here? I thought we were hanging out. Okay, bye.
Starting point is 00:38:53 Hey, it's me Frankie. Listen, I'm getting a little bit upset now. They actually kicked me directly out as a club They said that the group of girls in the VIP area didn't like the way I was looking at them. I mean, and then I got your text message about a ride home, but I'm standing outside. It's cold. Hey, it's me, Frankie. Okay, this is enough. It's 4.30 in the morning. I've been sitting in my car for three hours.
Starting point is 00:39:18 I swear I- I took you to dinner. Yeah. Okay, I just saw you leave with the bartender. You still want me to wait for you? That was been 24 hours. That's I heard from you. All right, call me back.
Starting point is 00:39:34 I love you. Oh, my god. It's me. I'm waiting on the plane. I got that ticket to Kabul. Are you coming or? No? OK.
Starting point is 00:39:42 All right. I'll keep calling just a case For the only thing I can think of too is that he dated a girl that was like 21 I mean, well she's like yeah way this would happen in that she's like oh yeah check this guy Yeah, he's paying for everything for everything, but I don't really want to be with them I'm gonna meet up with my friends later. And listen, we have, most of us in life will come across this at some point. It doesn't have to do with young people.
Starting point is 00:40:11 There's someone who's just not that interested, but they hang on to you. Just tight enough to make you interested. And then they take advantage of all the things you have to offer, right? Like, when they're having a bad day, they'll call and they'll be happy to give you all of their bullshit, but when you call, they're too busy to talk to you. We've all been through this, right? But making YouTube videos to get back at them is like, kind of childish a little bit. Because there's only one person in the world he's talking to.
Starting point is 00:40:37 You know what I'm saying? There's only one person in the world he's talking to and it's this girl that has dumped him. Exactly. And it's so transparent. And now he's making ten of them and telling me he's like, he's going overboard. It's party girl that has dumped him. Exactly. And it's so transparent. And now he's making ten of them, I mean, he's like, he's going overboard. It's party girl. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:48 She won't respond to him anymore. She's got time to make the YouTube videos. She doesn't reciprocate anything. You know, if you're dating a girl for a while and she can't even pull out a nickel out of her purse to buy you a drink every once in a while if you are the one constantly Nickel yeah, don't use a nickel First of all inflation there's I mean
Starting point is 00:41:17 Dollar beer night at the bar is like $30 beer night at the bar now first of all second of all This is the weird expression. Yeah. Get in your pocket and she's enjoying it. She never offers. That's not right. Most women will not do that. And that's totally wrong.
Starting point is 00:41:36 Astrid never paid for a thing when we dated. Not because Astrid couldn't pay for a thing, not because Astrid didn't offer to pay for a thing Exactly, well he that's why he's saying the offer. Oh, okay. Well, all right. Well, I mean if you're flashing your cash around All right. Yeah, then I mean what is she supposed to do? Busting through all. Don't be mad when someone takes you up on your generosity. That's a little shitty like there the problem now you offered Yeah your generosity. That's a little shitty. Like they're the problem now. You offered. Yeah. Hey, I'm just looking at my spreadsheet here while I'm waiting for you out at the club. And I'm about a thousand dollars in the meat category. I was wondering if you could.
Starting point is 00:42:15 I mean, all right. Throw me a nickel every once in a while. I'm just here doing some work while you're waiting for you. Okay, call me back. But it's okay. If you come back outside right now, I'll just wipe it all away. We'll get started again. We got to come out now like in the next five minutes. Okay it's been like 15 minutes and I guess you didn't take me up on my last offer so I'm putting the gasoline I'm running. I'm putting that on the spreadsheet to just let me know that. Remember we got to go to Cobbow tomorrow. Okay talk to you later. She has a reciprocating. She has no interest in you and she's never going to do it. What she's doing is she's taking advantage of you, advantage of the situation, advantage of the dinners.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Are you taking her on vacations? We're getting good at this, Chris. We're getting really good at this. So, Joe, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it. We're getting good at this, Chris. We're getting really good at this. Yeah, I feel like, yeah, it's feel like we know. Yeah, I mean, listen, we're not, there's lots of people who have been doing this for a lot longer than we have, and they're really good at breaking down videos, right?
Starting point is 00:43:18 But I feel like we're, we're starting to get a groove here. We're starting to understand the, the ebb and the flow of these personalities. And Frankie's so transparent. I i mean he's so transparent and notice to he took down the picture because he used to in the very beginning have that picture of that woman and in him in cobo smokiness cigar
Starting point is 00:43:37 oh yeah drinking a martini with that girl that's right no longer i'm assuming we're assuming and then he showed her in one video And she literally blocked her face from the camera. She's like don't do that. I don't want to be a party But also I want you to notice in this video. Look how red he's getting talking about this situation. He's needed eat it Even say hey, let me get you a drink Unbecation if she can't do that gentlemen Yeah, you went to an all-inclusive resort which you can I
Starting point is 00:44:23 Don't know I don't know I give up on you Frankie She's not interested in you number five, you know you asked her out I think to five already I thought that was like three. Well, I think that's a problem with Frankie He just keeps talking I don't even a number two C4 Bingo C4 Bingo
Starting point is 00:44:54 I got bingo like I'm breaking me. Well, it's like freaking bingo would we absolutely yeah We should we should put words that he says frequently and then if we and then we'll make two cards I'll get you stop what I do. Yeah Party girl. It's gonna have 12 different party girl Something to do and she goes I gotta check my calendar. You know she could look to form Checker calendar and then she says you know, let me get back to you. Well, what she's telling you right then And right there if that happens to you all right She doesn't want to go out with you. She's already you don't say Let me make it back pretty booked until February are you paying yes? Oh actually look at that someone just canceled Yeah, someone just canceled for two weeks in January
Starting point is 00:45:42 Someone just canceled for two weeks in January. You got it. I feel for you, Frankie. I got you got a girl that was disinterested and you fell for her hard and she had no interest in what in you, but she went along for the ride and we're all guilty of this on occasion. We've all been there. Lord knows I'm not a meward. I've been on a few rides. But you know, let's calm it down. Yeah making an excuse. Let's face it. We've all been out with women When you find that woman that really attracts you You'll do anything for her. You'll do anything to get that next day.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Crap. You'll bury her ex-husband's body and throw away all the murder weapons somewhere in the north of Chicago. That's all we've all been there. We've all been there. We've all taken out large loans to pay for your education. So you say We've all sent you and six of your friends to the penthouse at the MGM grand for a long week in Vegas Bailed you out when you couldn't pay for the cards We've all been there guys, right? Am I right? Smash that subscribe button Smash that subscribe button if you're $150,000 in.
Starting point is 00:47:07 Even if you got a date already lined up, but this woman is what you really got your eyes set on, you're gonna do everything in your power to make that happen and if that woman is interested in you She would do the same. Oh my god. He's so angry. He's very angry. This is way fresh. Yeah, this is true story Yes, it's a true story. We've already figured out that about Frankie's ex-wives He's bad relationships. Oh, Frankie, you need a hug brother. Come on down to the commercial break studios. Give me one hour of time on the air
Starting point is 00:47:52 and I will talk this all out together. Yes. Six in final tip. It's the dread. This isn't a tip. This is you telling a story. These are not tips. This is you sharing how paying how much pain you're in over your
Starting point is 00:48:06 breakup. This is not 50 dating to dating tips for over 50. This is Frankie's life story. And a friend word. Alright, she talks to you like, you don't want, I like you as a friend or what a good friend you are. It's so much easier a friend than that. And you're a friend or what a good friend you are. Someone says you're a friend and you're a friend. No way. How much more clear could they be? And now and now you're the idiot, dude. If you keep paying for dinner and sending her on malicious vacation, and she keeps saying you're a great friend.
Starting point is 00:48:44 That's ridiculous. Oh, Chrissy, imagine how different our relationship would have had. And one of us was just paying for everything and calling frequently. People we were both. Yeah, that's true. That's true. No one had anybody like that. You were like, I got $10 and I'm like, I got $10, do you want to buy a suitcase of Budlock?
Starting point is 00:49:09 Yep. Go to the Braves game where we can drink for free. No, I got to better do it. Let's take that $20 and get a parking pass for the Braves game where we know we can drink for free. Life was easy back then. Listen, if they start doing that, they're sending you a signal, open your eyes. If you go to, they're not sending a signal, they're telling you directly. They're saying your friend, you're just a friend, that's all I think of you as. When you're with somebody and they say the word friend over and over again, they're doing
Starting point is 00:49:42 that deliberately. That's not a signal, that's reminding you that they have no interest in your cock They do not want to shlaw in any part of your novel. They want you to keep paying for everything If you want yeah, I mean that's it Function A function I'm angry is hold on what's listen out ain't wait now. They're sending you a signal open your oh my god He's like screaming at the camera Open your eyes It's okay
Starting point is 00:50:19 I want you back Take it all back. It just called me. Oh, I got my jitterbug open right now. It takes me. You don't mind, Denver. Hi, if you go to a function, I get together. I don't care where you're at.
Starting point is 00:50:39 And she can't introduce you as her boyfriend. If you've been dating three four six months She can if you've been dating for six months and she doesn't call you anything but a friend that you're not dating Frankie. Yeah, that's not dating That's hanging out with somebody Yeah, as a friend. Yeah, as a friend if you're paying that's on you. That's on you. She keeps telling you she's a friend Introduce you ask her voice. That's it. Frankie V. telling you she's a friend. Introduce you. Ask her voice. That's it.
Starting point is 00:51:07 It's freaky. Be serious. Oh, you know him from YouTube. He's not really my friend. I just met him at the bar a couple of months ago. Three, four, six months. He's just paying for my rent. He's just, he's my landlord.
Starting point is 00:51:22 What does that tell me? It's telling you that she has no romantic long-term interest in you. How about you? If you went to a function, guys, what do you grab your girlfriend? You went to a function, guys. What do you grab your girlfriend? What do you bring her and say, hey, this is my girlfriend Mary. What What you do there? This is my girlfriend. He tried to do it on that one YouTube video. And she was like, uh-uh-uh. Y'all, y'all, y'all.
Starting point is 00:51:54 Don't you dare show my face on your stupid videos. This is my girlfriend. You don't have everyone. I'd like to make it an outside. Hey everybody. This is my girl, don't everyone! I like the Megan and outside! Hey everybody! Hey everybody! Thanks for coming to dinner at this beautiful restaurant! No, they were sure the name of it is.
Starting point is 00:52:16 I just wanted to make an announcement. She's my girlfriend! Just friends! She's my friend, that's the girl! I eat girlfriend! Nope, just friends That she likes to play games No one looking over talk to her. No texture. I have her phone in my pocket
Starting point is 00:52:40 He starts texting. It's a sure shine. She doesn't like me. I've been avoiding all the other signals See she said it girlfriend friend that's a girl. Okay. Thank you everybody. Back to your dinner now. Oh Frankie Right because you're proud you're proud of what that looks like you're happy with it. You want a relationship What's what that looks like? What is she? Dead dog Like a stuffed animal What that looks like? What is she? I know, like a dead dog. Like a stuffed animal. A painting you made. I mean, that looks like.
Starting point is 00:53:14 I'm proud of what my house looks like. Out of what a painting that I bought looks like. Not proud of a person. But if their woman is not precipitating the same same way with you she's sending you a blatant message Yeah, you're not my girl for my boyfriend You got to get out of the friends zone right gentlemen and any ladies who have happened To watch this video and for our ladies watching this video come out come out girl snap it up
Starting point is 00:53:44 You know if you don't like the guy do us a favor dismiss us all right oh my god yeah if you if you I don't know what else the ladies if you just want to be friends with somebody make sure you tell them you're just friends and if you tell them you're just friends tell him another time tell him more tell him yes It's miss us. I'm proud of that Branky son again, Frankie has topped himself. He just keeps doing it. He's coming unglued on his YouTube channel Oh man. Oh man. And I have one more video from him on Ways to Be Your Best Over 50. And I have a, I'll bet you $1,000 that he starts talking about party girls on that video also.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Gotta be right. He's coming on glued right here on YouTube. I feel like I want to reach out to him and just make sure he's okay. He's like, hey Frankie. Go back to the cooking videos dude. Those are, that's pretty, you know, low risk. But slow, low reward and buy. He's like the workout one.
Starting point is 00:54:54 Yeah. Whenever he's been broken up with, that's when these come out. That's when these come out. But when he's in the, when he's getting some people, he's like, okay, I'll just do a cooking video. He starts doing boring content when he's with someone. But they's getting some people, he's like, okay, I'll just do a cooking video. He starts doing boring content, but he's, but they're still funny. They're still good. Because Frankie is Frankie and you got to love him. You got to love him. A little bit showvinistic, possibly a little bit out of touch with reality.
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