The Commercial Break - This Is NOT How You Do It!

Episode Date: June 5, 2023

Isolate, escalate, PULL! That's how John Anthony Lifestyle wants YOU to get BITCHES! TCB reviews the rest of John Anthony reviewing (creepily laughing at) Adam Lyons' PUA video. International travel with 3-12 children Swapping seats on the plane People are the worst! 'Reports' are fake TCB reviews John Anthony Lifestyle reviewing Adam the Liar The enemy of our enemy is our friend…for now LOCK IN Who is Todd?! He’s adding in his own laugh! Isolate, escalate, PULL It’s an MLM for pussy Bad Bitch Ping Pong According to Adam, the pressure’s on We need to see him in the wild The threat has been neutralized Our industry… World class level...according to who? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I might use Dave in pronouns, but I could hear him horny. It's something that I don't quite like about myself. I'm working on it. I'm on my healing journey. I'm just asking for a little fucking help. On this episode of the commercial break. I'm playing hard. No you're playing hard bitches. It's not how you titty fuck hot.

Double D cup, Instagram models. If you want to get anal, from TikTok models, it's not how you approach them. You know you approach them? With some... Dane-raimed drugs. Wait, what?

What? John, tell me. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. You're awesome! Like what? What? John, tell me! The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now! Ah, yeah, cats and kittens! Welcome back to the Commercial Break! I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and co-host, Kristen Joy, totally best to you, Kristen! Bestie Brian!

Best you out there in the podcast universe! I'm about to take... We're gonna go on vacation this summer. Like we do, we're human beings, we need a vacation. And I'm really excited about it. We're gonna do some traveling. And one of the things, just let you know, we're traveling is a long plane plane. And so now we have the five to twelve kids that we've got to take on the plane, which means we have to come and dear like a whole half of the plane in order to get our children in there,

but there's still going to be other people there in the plane with us. And, you know, ticket prices are so fucking expensive right now that even if you were a millionaire, I think you could barely afford coach for as many people as I've got to take. And then I'm probably going to take blue too because you know, no one's gonna take blue on the, for the length of time that we're going on vacation. That's another thing about having a doll. I remember. You have to fucking take care of them when you're gone.

And I wish children had the same kind of place where you could just like drop them off at the play place and then come back and pick them up 60 days later. Yeah. But unfortunately that, you know. That's frowned upon. No one agrees to take blue, and I'm sure no one's

going to agree to take my seven and nine children. So it's a arm and a leg to fly these days. And so we got all this money that we're putting toward this flight. And the biggest fear of any parent with small children is the meltdown. Oh yeah. Now when you fly, let's say like to Europe, when you fly to Europe, it's not usually a big deal on the way there, because the way that the air traffic control systems, the air traffic management systems are set up in the United States and in Europe, they agree that most of the flights go one way at night, and then they come the other way during the day. Oh, okay. So that's why whenever you travel over to Europe, nine times out of ten, you're taking a flight that's after three p.m. Because you're flying in the direction of all the other flights and then

they come back the other way during the day. So when you leave Europe, you will usually fly sometime in the early morning to get back here by the early afternoon or late afternoon. Right. Okay. That makes sense. So it's the trip there is not as worry, I just give them some morphine and a couple of jack Daniels and let them... All day. Yeah, I call it a day, basically. I say, hey kids, I'm gonna put on inception

and you kids watch it while you're high on Vicodin. It'll be great for your sleepy times. But let's just say that one of the kids, for whatever reason, we had to buy a seat that wasn't with the family. This is happening a lot lately, especially on places like American Airlines. So now there is rules that are in place by most major airlines, except of course, spirit and all the other airlines that will never fly.

There's a lot of rules in place that say, basically, we're giving you the right to ask for that seat to be put together. We don't want your miners sitting other places besides. We do. Yeah, that's nice. So this has been a big pandemic complaint and now the airlines are saying,

we're giving more options for families that have children so that they can be sat together. Great, but it still happens that you have to, last minute, you have to pick seats, and they happen to be away from each other. So I'm reading this news article about a lady who was on TikTok, I think it was, and she was complaining in a video

that someone, a mother, had come and asked her to move her seat so that she could sit next to her child. The woman was in the window seat, the child was in the middle seat. The mother was in another aisle altogether, another row altogether. Okay. So this lady, this fucking lunatic bitch, is like, why are you coming to, why would I be inconvenienced so you can sit next to your child? This is my window seat and I'm not giving it up.

I paid for it. If you didn't have enough for thought to get your child in This is my window seat and I'm not giving it up. I paid for it. If you didn't have enough forethought to get your child in the same row as you, that's not my problem. I was blown away at the idea that you couldn't sympathize with this mother and her three year old child. I know and why would you want to sit next to the three year old? You wouldn't want to sit next to an unsupervised three year old? You wouldn't want to sit next to an unsupervised three year old.

You wouldn't want to sit next to a supervised three year old. Three year olds are troublemakers by nature. I know because I have two of them. And so, 12 of them, I don't know how many I have, the reality is you don't want to sit next to an unsupervised three year old. That's just going to make a bad flight for you because you think that three year olds going to go the whole flight without nagging you think that three-year-old's gonna go to the whole flight without nagging you.

You got another thing coming. They're gonna look to whatever adults around them and they're gonna look for entertainment or at least comfort. And so you saying no to that mother, I get it. You got a window seat, it's posh, you like it. You're about to be on a seven-hour flight, six-hour flight, whatever it is.

You want that window seat. But for one fucking moment be a human, but for one fucking moment, be a human being, for one fucking moment, even when I was not a parent, I never got angry with the screaming child. I got annoyed by the screaming child. I wish the screaming child wasn't screaming, but you know what I did?

I put my fucking head set in and I watched my movie. Or I said to myself, I really feel sorry for that parent because when a child starts screaming like that, there's nothing you can do. Their ears hurt, their ears are popping, they're hungry, they're shitty, they're tired, they're sick, whatever they are, they have no control over their facilities,

just as much as the parents don't have control over their facilities. So you being a ratchet bitch and saying no about this is just a horrible, terrible, yet shining example of humanity in 2023. We can't ever think about somebody else for one fucking second. It really drives me crazy. This really pisses me off as a parent and as someone who was not a parent for a long time for most of my adult life. a parent and as someone who was not a parent for a long time, for most of my adult life, I actually was in the same situation, maybe 12 years ago, 13 years ago. Now, I had the middle seat, the child was in the window seat,

and the mother asked me if I wanted to take to her aisle seat so she could sit next to her child. And even though aisle's not my favorite, I said, okay, no problem, because I understood the dilemma that this mother was in. You can't. It's terrible to be away from your children, problem because I understood the dilemma that this mother was in. You're right. You cannot. It's terrible to be away from your children and then what?

Then the mother's just gonna go like this the whole time and scream in her child. Sit down, shut up, close the window. Here's a snack. Here, oh, you should shit yourself. Okay, come over here. Climb over this nice man with your poopy diapers and get shit everywhere and come here to mommy.

Seventeen chairs away. It doesn't work like that. Can we just think about somebody else for one second? Move over when you're walking on the sidewalk so that other people can get around you. Stop being such an asshole when you drive grandma and for the love of the Lord, if a mother wants to sit next to her child, let a mother sit next to her child. This is probably the same lady who is up in arms about them separating children at the border. Well, you know what? They're separating children and everybody's down. Why are you so terrible? What would you do? I'd give up a seat. In a heartbeat, right? Yeah. I'd probably give up the seat if it was like a couple, like two lovers over together. I'd go,

yeah, yeah, whatever. If I'm single and by myself, and I'm riding on a business flight, I'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess I'll give up my window seat. Or you do idiots, but you know what? It's because I have a little bit of humanity left. Just a little bit of humanity.

Have we been, have we taken all the humanity and thrown out the window? I can't believe it. Are you gonna have to put this to the test on the flight? Now that you guys are taking, are you gonna have to actually try and ask somebody to move? No, we're not. Okay, good. Luckily, because we arranged it in a way that I think

makes sense, because of the number of people that are traveling at the same time, and the fact that one of them is too small to have a seat, I think we're all gonna get into that same row. And the airlines will make special accommodations for they'll give you the bulkhead seat, they keep that closed off for families who show up at the airport early,

and then you ask, you say, can I have the bulkhead and they put a crib in front of you? They're like, hang it off the wall, and then the baby can sleep in there, right? But it's not always been that way, and I'm sure it won't always be that way. And so just to make it clear, if you catch me on a flight, a business flight or I'm by myself anytime soon, don't ask me to move for your child, but I'm saying I would if you

did, but don't ask me because I like my windows seat and I don't want to give it up. I didn't say I would do it. I would, I would only do it if you ask me, but don't want to give it up. I didn't say I would do it. I would, I will only do it if you ask me, but don't ask me because I don't like you anymore. What a terrible, terrible woman. What a terrible woman to go on TikTok and say these things as if she's in the right. As if, and maybe she's in the right,

maybe she paid for it, maybe it's her seat, maybe she has the right to it, but like, is that really in the right, are you really in the right, maybe she paid for it, maybe it's her seat, maybe she has the right to it. But like, is that really in the right, are you really in the right, or are you just hanging your hat on some undefined principle that in your head makes sense? In other words, are you giving yourself an excuse as to why you have the right to sit in that seat

when the mother doesn't have the right to be next to her child? It makes no sense whatsoever. You're not entitled to a fucking airplane seat. People are the worst. People are the worst. And that's why I am sticking my children in the underground pool for the rest of our lives. The pool bunker. You know this is the same thing with the Buddha. Remember the story of the Buddha? The Buddha lived in a castle. All his life is father's. He was the son of a king. All all his life the Buddha was shielded from all the ugly things in the world

like people walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk and not giving the right planes imagine the imagine in the time of the Buddha how few plane planes seats there were available prices back then must have been outrageous you literally had to suck the oil out of the ground with a straw to get in that airplane. But his father tried to protect him from all the ugly out there in the world. And it wasn't until he actually got out into the world. And journeyed out into the world.

And we understood that there was a lot of pain and suffering in the world. And I can only imagine what the Buddha would do in this situation. Probably take up three or four seats. You probably have to buy an extra chair. The fat Buddha version. There's a fat Buddha and then the skinny Buddha. It's probably the fat Buddha. Yeah.

I'm just saying, Chrissy, on that treaty, let's put it, mothers and children need to sit next together on a plane, regardless of what you think is your right. That's all I gotta say. Going on the treaty. Well, thank you, for the... At some point, we need to put a list together of all the things is your right. That's all I gotta say. Going on the treaty. Well, thank you for that. At some point, we need to put a list together

for all the things on the treaty. Yeah, at some point, we need to do a lot of things here at the commercial break, but you know, we're a little slow to the day. We're a little slow to the day. I know we're gone, I know you're gone. Yeah, while I'm gone, work on that and report back to me. Okay.

I want to report on Monday morning on my desk. You know, we worked at Clear Channel and people be like, you know, I need that report. And then you think to yourself, what report do you need and exactly why do you need it? I started questioning why people needed reports. Yeah.

They used to print out reports, 60 pages deep. Yeah. I'm gonna see in there. Can I get that projection report? I'm saying three a clank. Brian, I need you to run over the projection reports at three a clank. Hey, Brian, I got projection reports for the entire world here.

Can you go through all 6,000 pages by tomorrow morning and let me know how many internet you can sell? Yeah, yeah, I think I could sell about 60,000 internet. Bob at WG22 says, yeah, you can sell 80,000 internet. Why not make it a clean 150? I'm gonna fall well short of like 60, anyway. I know for projection reports, we're always such BS anyway because everybody's just making up stuff.

Yes, lying is what they're doing. Lying. You think in close that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You haven't closed them in a year from now, but they're about to buy. They're about to close. Yeah, they're doing. Lying. You thinkin' close that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You haven't closed them in a year from now, but they're about to buy. They're about to close. Yeah, they're about to buy.

Guy texted me yesterday, having a chance to text them back, but I'm gonna get to it today. I've been so busy prospecting, I didn't get a chance to call them back, but I'm pretty sure it's time to sign on the dotted line. And then the following week you'd be like, I texted them back, he didn't text me back yet.

I think he's in Morocco for the next six to seven months. Just keep it on there at 90%. The thing about projections is, it was such bullshit that everybody then got caught up in the bullshit. So even if you wanted to try and play it straight, then other people would force you to, they'd be like, are you sure you can only do 60?

Can you be like, okay. I'm not even sure I can do 60. But, yeah. Sure. Make it more. Yeah, what about 120? Can you double that? I just need to make a little extra

on this one particular line. That's for four. Sure, why not? I'll make it 120. And then you just keep on in the snowball. And then you'd be, by the end of the year, you'd have $7 million gap. We're gonna close that before Jan first. Well, it's December 22nd. So, yes.

Put it at weighted at 98% and then Jan wanted it all clear again. You'd be like, well, let's start all over again. $60,000. Yeah. It was such a poor shit. Such a poor shit. Not sure what that has to do with the lady in the airport. No, how did we get on that? Listen, I know I had some strong words for that woman, but I have some strong words for that woman.

I mean, the sheer audacity of you getting on TikTok. I would just ignore. Yeah, I know. I try to, but there was some stuff really gets in my crawl in case you haven't noticed. Half the show is me yelling at strangers. That's true, now what I think about it. That is true. Someone wrote in, they wrote an email and they're like, keep digging, Brian.

Keep digging. And I'm not sure if they meant like my grave or they were proud of the fact that I was getting angry about stuff. We all get angry about it. Yes, yes. All right, last time we met, we were talking, we were reviewing a video. Adam Delire is a PUA that we've been reviewing for a long time. Now, he's not always been a PUA pickup artist. He's like a social media expert and like a business expert and a real estate guy and

polyamory and three-way conversations. That's right. He's got a million things that he's been or not been throughout his time on the internet. He's just one of those guys who has to find the next fad and then he follows that into internet stardom. And then we reviewed a video by him about cold approaching a couple of weeks ago. And then I found a video of John Anthony,

another complete ass hat that's out there giving advice to men on how to pick up women as if it's a science and it's not. And these two have made a living trying to make mathematical sense out of something that has nothing to do with math. And that is whether tips and tricks to pick up women. So what I found was Johnny and me. Mostly tricks. Yeah, mostly tricks. Just like those projections, they're thin on substance. They look good on paper. So Johnny and the lifestyle reviewed and broke down the exact same approach, quote unquote, video that we did from Adam the liar. And I thought, well, this is just commercial break inception. It's just down the rabbit hole. We go, let's watch

John so far. We reviewed half the video and so far. John Anthony has basically said little and given us no information as to what he would do. He's just making fun of Adam for his first time. He is. He's just laughing at him and the video of him laughing, like, goes directly up to his face real tight.. He's just laughing at him and the video of him laughing, like goes directly up to his face, real tight. Yeah, go to youtube.com slash the commercial break. Weird. It's so weird. It's like he's zoomed, they zoom in on him when he's laughing and then they zoom out when he's talking. He gives no alternative either. He just says it's wrong. That's right. Well, it is. And it is wrong. Yeah, it is wrong. He's right about

that. He's 100% wrong. He likes to kidnap people. Adam just likes to corner him at the bar, and a dark dank corner of the bar. Against the wall. Against the wall. If there are against the wall, you get against another wall, corner him. G-C-B. Hey you, guess you.

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Impressive, because I would not have taken that from those guys. I most definitely wouldn't have, but he did. A full hour. He's being paraded. But the problem is, Adam is telling this story about how he trained someone in the fine art of picking up, approaching. And the guy approached a table that happened to have

his fiancee and four of her friends, and then stood there for an hour where they yelled and screamed at him about his bad pickup arting, pick up, artisting. He telegraphed to the entire nightclub that he was staring at the floor, and obviously wasn't having a good reaction. Yeah, I'm sure everyone was fucking noticing that. The whole nightclub, he was staring at the floor and obviously wasn't having a good reaction. I'm sure everyone was fucking noticing that.

The whole nightclub's like, all like, do you see that guy staring at the floor? And why does he have red hair? Just like that other dumbass over there. Smile. Okay, two-shake. By the way, the girl that isn't the girl who's standing in as a random girl at the bar, with Adam the Lions

and the original video does not look a day over 15 years old. No, she looks so young. So young. Yeah, and completely out of place. Yeah, she's scared. Wow, be happy. You're getting in the air because you messed up. Go around about it.

I think it's like her niece. Is younger niece or something? Yeah, her daughter or something. I think it's like your knees. Is younger knees or something? Yeah, or a daughter or something. It's really weird. It didn't mean to upset you. Hey, it wasn't I intentions, you know, just here to have fun, just chatting to some people, whatever, be cool with it.

You're gonna telegraph everything in your body language. So make sure that if you are talking to a standing set, or in fact, any set that goes bad, that you're giving yourself the best benefit, and when the best is by locking in. Now there's a great open of a love to use from being locked in. What I'll do is I'll meet a girl and I'll lock in and I'll say, how, just want to ask you something? But if I came up with like a pair of handcuffs and like locked myself to the railing and

then locked her to the railing, like a three way handcuffed type of situation. That's the lock in. Now listen, I don't want anybody in this bar to know that I'm hitting on you. So what I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna handcuff you lightly for the next hour, and even if you berate me, just look cool, just look cool while you're doing it. Because I don't want anybody else in the bar

thinking that I'm an asshole. So far, Adam the lion's has taught us that he doesn't want to look like an asshole at the bar. Yeah. Tell me three interesting things about yourself. So she'll come in and she'll start telling me some stuff. So come in and she'll start whispering something to me, whatever it doesn't matter.

Yeah. Yeah. What a laugh. I'm done Anthony Langston. Would you like to get 12 confirmed kills and this beautiful couch for your day room? John Anthony Langston. Selling furniture, kitchenware, and pussy.

By the way, by the way, when I ask a girl a question at a bar, she usually doesn't start whispering in my ear. No. You know what I'm saying? We're a little opener. You don't want'm saying? No. We're a little opener. You don't want to have them, or a little opener. You don't want to have them start telling you, qualifying off the open.

Tell me what, tell me why I should date you. Sounds like Todd James. Like, Todd probably has a hundred. I don't know who Todd is. We need to find out. Yeah. Who is Todd? Just put that in our book. We got Paul Jenkins and Todd when you know about.

Okay, good. Now we got some homework. I'm gonna give that to our under. We got Paul Jenkins and Todd when you know about. Okay, good. Now we got some homework. I'm gonna give that to our underlings. Who works for us? No one? Okay, you do it. Yeah, I will. I'm saying close rate too,

especially when you approach his soft for's to have a baby with him. I'm thinking, while she's talking to me, I'm looking around the bar. Sean looks at the world in terms of how good looking everybody is. You notice that?

Yeah. If someone's got a soft four, then he's below them. If someone's got a soft six, then he's below them. But if they're like an eight, nine, or ten, then he's worthy of his attention. John should take himself out of the soft three category before he starts talking to other women in the soft eight category. And I'll watch for another girl. before he starts talking to other women in the soft eight category. And I'll watch for another girl.

And while she's talking to me, I'll start making eyes at the other girl like... Like I'm completely put out my brain. I'm scared, look, so distraught. Now what I'm doing is because that's Jon Anthony making distra... Yeah. He's using his third grade knowledge of video editing to put a magnifier on his face. That's why he looks so weird.

But it looks weird anyway, even without the magnifying effect. He looks pretty fucked up. Again, notice how it's all backwards. Okay. Oh, now you need to pretend like you're super bored by looking at other girls and being like, errrr, she's like, you just asked me to fucking tell you the interesting things. Now you've got to pretend like you're not interested in it. Hella Groffing to the other girl.

So far you've given us no useful information, John. You're just... You're just making fun of it. Yeah. This is another version of the commercial break. It really is. Only a lot less energetic. That this girl here, although she's incredibly hot and pretty,

like hot and pretty, see? Although she's hot and pretty. And to the other girl, that this girl is actually boring my brains off. And I'll wait. And the girl will be wandering around. Sometimes. I'll go, oh, what? Really? That's great. And I'll call her over.

Sometimes she'll just come over. It doesn't matter. Whatever it is. Sometimes I'll be hitting on one girl. And then I'll make eyes at another girl. Grab the first girl. And while I'm giving her a hug, I tell the other girl to come over. Yeah. first girl and while I'm giving her a hug, I tell the other girl to come over. Yeah.

Adam? Adam? Adam. Adam. You realize that there's something called the internet archive that's going to have this forever. Who surprised anybody? And surprised anybody dates these two.

Oh, I know. I mean, most people Google search before they date somebody. Right. Yeah. No one's going to date ever again, either. I get to hang on to acid as long as I can. Someone checks out this commercial break and I'm, I won't be picking up anybody. I won't be picking it up soft to zeroes. The God of War past, and I'll say to one, the God of War, the God of War, the God of War. And I'll call her over. Sometimes she'll just come over, it doesn't matter. Whatever it is. The God of War past. And I'll say to this one,

I'm so sorry to bother you. I just want to go and chat to this girl for two seconds. She's an old friend of mine. Oh, then look at the girl. She's like, you're going to do what? You're going to go talk to somebody else. She hasn't had an expression on her face the whole time. You think she's on ketamine or something? Something. What's that new drug they call trink? You have you heard about this? The trink? There really are zombies walking among us. Yeah. Up to the other guy. I'll grab a arm, look it with my ego. Just play along for a minute. Should be like, okay,

I'm sorry, that girl won't leave me alone. She's been talking to me. She won't. Let me help you hit on another girl. You came up, you hit on me. Now behind my back, you're hitting on someone else telling me to come over. No, he was saying that to the first original girl, like, hey, I've got to go talk to this other girl. She's an old friend, and then you go up to the girl that you want to talk to and grab a arm

and go just play along with me for a minute. Oh, yeah, she will. And as she will, yeah, no, she won't. You don't know the girl. Have you ever been to a bar before Adam? With actual females? Not sex dolls. It'll do whatever you want.

It's like the teachers that can't do. Exactly. People who can't do teach. Oh, no. Again, so contrived, so fucking dumb. Okay, this is not how you get laid a lot. It's not how you bang hot girls. This is how you go play.

You bang hot. You bang hot bitches. It's not how you titty fuck hot. Double D cup Instagram models. If you want to get anal from TikTok models, this is not how you approach them. You know you approach them with some date-raped drugs.

Like what? What, John, tell me what's your advice? You approach him with your hot girlfriend. Yeah, you approach him with your... That's the only reason he has any success at all. You approach him with your hard, ten girlfriend and you have them do all the hard work. That sounds like a pretty easy proposition, actually.

Yeah. This little pickup tricks can be a fucking loser. And it's believable because I'm locked in and she's chatting off my ear. So funny. Is he just repeating the same laughing clip over and over again? I guess so. He's literally adding in his own laugh track himself laughing. We should try that.

You have complicated to make everything for no reason. And the girl can relate to having some guy chat to her all night and drive a mad. By the way guys, if you want to learn the proper way to open, go look at the approach. By the way guys, if you want to know the proper way to open, let me give you a commercial for my own product. Exactly. Shitty pickup lines. Yeah, that's exactly what he's doing.

Approach, breakthrough challenge, details in the description. I want to see it. Break their legs. Yeah. Shut down the challenge. That's right. Break their legs, take the ambulance ride with them. We're in the hospital,

doped up on morphine. You say, hey, here's my hot girl, Brazil. Could she sit on your face? Well, your legs are up in the air. Intraction. Can I eat your pussy while you're intraction? I'm gonna hit you with a vibrator while you get those legs hanging in the air. Sorry, I threw you down the stairs. It was an accident that's gonna work out in everybody's favor. It's gizm it, gizm it. Through challenge, we'll help you solve your approaching Zadi problem.

Permanently for a lifetime. As well as show you how to run the interaction, how to isolate, escalate, pull, deal with the cock blocks, a baby stair. Isolate, escalate, pull cock blocks. They've got their whole terminology. blocks baby stuff isolate escalate poll cock blocks they got their own terminology i all right it's an mlm

with pussy as the main product training other coaches look at says cut telegram group with the coaches this really is like a mlm again of course it is yeah and all the money goes straight into John Anthony's pocket. It's a pay for Brazil. It's a pay for Brazil. And that nice condo, he's gotten Portugal around the fucking living.

To deal with the conversation, keeps the conversation going, sexualized, etc. You go check in the link in the description. Sexualized, etc. Sexualized, etc. He should say sexualized and excedrin. Because you're going to have a headache when you figure out John Anthony's tips and we've already we've broken down four or five of John Anthony's videos He also gives dumb dumb fucking place. Yeah, yeah, sure they're just to let you know

They're both giving really dumb fucking advice. We just have one of them making fun of the other one right now And Saturday and it's like 27 bucks instead of listening to how to approach from this dummy with red hair. By the way, which Saturday? Do you know what I'm saying? Because the YouTube video, which Saturday? It's every Saturday. It's Saturday.

It's because it's a pre-recorded bootcamp. I have a amount of rapport on the fact that we both have really, really hot people chatting to us and really annoying us because they've got nothing interesting to say. So what I've done is I've used a really solid body language position to telegraph to another girl that I've got masses of attraction when really I don't. And I've used that to bounce off of her and kind of like, tall her really. It's like the bumper cars. Yeah, what are you stretching, Armstrong?

Get a bowed self of it. Bing, bong. Yeah, what are you stretch Armstrong? Get a bounce off of it. Bing bong! Bing bing bong! I like to call this bad bitch ping pong. I just run into a crowded bar and start hitting people. And whichever girl falls down and is unconscious, when she wakes up, I go, do me a favor. Pretend you might go for a second, up I go do me a favor, pretending to

my girlfriend for a second so I go pick up this harder girl, it was a wake. From the other girl and get off of her, not by ever would, I'd never do a step. See, never. So that's one of the key parts you want to make sure you do. Now there's another one that's really good which is when you've got two girls standing up and you've got a double seated set, a double standing set. So I'm gonna grab a knob of garlic from the audience. Oh, we didn't see this part of the video.

Oh, we don't have access to this special extra content. Do we see two girls come up? Did see another rock on my part. Oh, we did? And she's gonna come up here and stand. And what we're gonna look at now is how you actually approach two goals who are standing up next to each other.

Now in this situation, I remember she's got the hood. Oh, yeah, that's right you actually approach two goals who are standing up next to each other. Now in this situation, I remember she's got the hood. Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm a hoodie. One girl's trying to desperately trying to cover her face because she knows her dad won't be proud of her. Because neither of these girls is over the age of 18.

First of all, second of all, she's the one with no shoes on in this terribly dirty hotel room, or wherever the fuck they are. I'm not so really. I should be standing there. And typically, they don't stand up against the wall. They don't do that because girls don't like being wall flowers.

If they're gonna stand together, they'll be standing by the bar. It's very rare you'll see two hot girls standing in the corner of a room. That's not really what they tend to do. They might, what are they, animals? I know, that's what it's like. They're good zealors. Yeah. He's observing their behavior they tend to do. They might, what are they animals? I know, that's what they're doing.

It's like they're good zealots. Yeah. He's observing their behavior. In the wild, it's very bear to see these two soft-eightes hanging out near the bar. Here comes Adam the Lion as he approaches for the kill. Watch the gazelles bounce away screaming in agony. They haven't been touched, but they know Watch the gazelles bounce away, screaming in agony. They haven't been touched, but they know that Adam will not leave them alone.

As they run through the bar of Safari. She's seated in the corner of the room, which is a completely different story that we'll talk about later. But they could quite often be standing up against the bar. Now the position that I want to be in is most definitely not here, because if I'm here, then I can't actually communicate with both of them correctly. I might be able to talk to this one and turn her around and talk to her, but now I've got a problem that this one's going to get bored. She or you feel already, right? She's like, yeah, so she's going to want to get rid of me because these guys are friends. So she's going to come on,

this guy's going to get to the bar for a because these guys are friends. So she's gonna come on, this guy's gonna get to the bathroom or something. Because girls can't go to the toilet alone. So that's gonna leave me in a- Once again. These tukesels need to take a heart shit. Watch them as they run to the corner of the bar to do that together. For gazelles are known to poop in pairs. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh my God. Look out. The lion's is right behind you. Girls, girls, come here. Do me a favor. Pretend you're my girlfriend. So other people in the bar know that you're

hard enough for me to be hard enough for you to stand next to. Thanks. Of course, situation where I'm going to get left out. So I want to make sure that I can engage both. And the best way of doing it is to be in between the two of them. And the beautiful thing about having a bar or going to the bar is that you've got a really good excuse to split them both up. And the way you do it is by making sure you're not opening either. So if I can move you guys just here for one second. Let's watch it. The lion splits the gazelles up. The lion is now handcuffed to one of the gazelles.

That's exactly two with Don Anthony, so it was the separate. Yeah, separate. He said the exact same thing. That's right, separate the friends. You wanna interrupt their conversation, split them apart and talk to neither of them. Yeah, that's I'm sure that's gonna go over well.

Okay, we're gonna even leaving comp at this shit. Just so the camera can see what's going on. They came up with, they learned it from watching you. You tell you what you said to do in your last video. Yeah, he did. You guys can imagine that here are two girls and they're leaning up against the bar and the bar is here and the barman is here

and you guys will behind the bar. I see the two girls and I wanna split them up. So I approach, not the girls, but the barman is here and you guys will behind the bar. I see the two girls and I want to split them up. So I approach. Not the girls, but the barman. I slip between the two girls, so I guys, hi, can I get a drink? And I'll order my drink from the bartender. Now at this point, I've spelt the girls.

They're going to think I'm quite rude because they were having a conversation. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Exactly. They're really, really good. Oh. Who is that guy, the Adams family family or whatever, the TV version? Oh no, was the Adams family or was it the Munsters?

Yeah, I think it was the Munsters. Herman Munster? Fuck. He's already starting off looking like a dickhead and fucking losing tons of points. It's kind of irrelevant because I didn't notice them. Points. So they'll talk. Points. Sssss. To each other and I'll be talking.

Now, the timing is perfect, because if I do this for too long, they'll get bored and walk away. They might have tapped me on the shoulder and told me I'm rude. I've probably got about three to four seconds to try and address the bartender and then recognize my mistake and apologize to the two girls, which gives me an open.

So I step in, sorry guys, hey, do you mind if I just... Hey, something like 20 seconds to make the move. Where are you, won't he? The whole bar is watching! Stop! That's true. Everyone's got their eyes on him. They're waiting.

I would actually pay, pay-per-view hundreds of dollars to watch Adam the Lion out in the wild with microphones. Absolutely. Open. I get an order of my drink. I'm sorry. Do you mind if I just get a drink? I'm just, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.

Guys, I have completely cut you guys out. I have a band here I am in with my opener. I've opened both girls at once and it gives me a position between the two of them where I can talk to both, I can keynote both, and actually get it. And I can stick my dick literally out on top of the bar and watch them lick it, because that's what girls do. I was right about them pooping together.

I was right about the fact that their dumbest did, and I'm right about the fact that my dick will be licked if I put it on the bar. To an interaction between both of them. Also, from the vantage point of leaning at the bar, I can keep my eyes open for any goal code going on between the two of them, because I'm leaning. I'm a girl there.

Look at those guys. He's a douche. Watch us. The two gazelles now communicate to each other in gazelle language. Girl code. Back, rather than being stuck between them and trying to talk like this and having them talk over my shoulder, sealing back on the bar, and in this position, I can talk to both very comfortably with any problems.

So, so, so done. Okay, that's fair workplace. Are we agree? Yeah, oh, we agree, John. Don't do that. What you should do, the way that I do it. I'll come in on the one girl It's talking. I'll say hey, I just want to meet your friend quick. I'm John. It's me you hey What's up one of me you a quick then I take the wing or I take the friend and it is my wing behind and it's neutralized

You don't have to go in or just sort of my wing behind Neutralize This threat has been neutralized That is neutralized. That is neutralized. The threat has been neutralized. Oh my God. The threat has been neutralized. What's this from my wing?

I'm a seemingly man. And the threat of them turning him down has been neutralized. Yes. I just think the Lord that when I was 20 years old, I'd never had this kind of information. Because I might have been dumb enough to take it. I never would have met anybody Interrupt them lots of girls will just walk away or tell you like what the fuck jerk Not if you had a my own and you're closing 100% time. Oh

My god our industry today our industry As if he made the industry It's all going to hell in a hand basket because of guys like Adam the Lions. Are you sure? Here comes another commercial Friday. Yeah, again, all the details in the description. You're getting the full night game and day game strategy. Okay, for the 97 X, so you get a bunch of bonus tonight and day game. Okay, it's going to it's like night drunk and day drunk.

It's two very different things. You're going to bust sign up. up. All right fine. I'll sign up but not under my own name That is to see what he's saying. I don't want future like you know background checks to show up with this Because I'm sure these guys are gonna be considered some kind of threat by the DOJ soon The Frankie B Telegram group while you're out and about doing approaches with me and other coaches for my team. World class level. So check that link in the description. World class. World class level. Drop the beat. Drop the beat. World class ass. World class ass holes. I'll tell you what. We're here to win. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Then, advice Adam and John should take to heart. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah.

It's really not this hard, guys. Like, it really doesn't need to be this hard. No, why? I know in 2023, it's a hook up culture, and the, you know, WAM-BAM, thank you, MAM. Everyone's looking for a one-night stand, but no one's looking for a long term. When you get past the age of 23, you're

going to start to put some value in having relationships like having relationships that are meaningful in some way and listen I'm not knocking it because I also was like that in my 20s too and 30s and possibly some of my 40s But you're gonna start putting value in relationships and relationships that are good only start with good Not with manipulation. Yeah, not manipulation. If you're a little bit of a dork. You're gonna find another door Yeah, if you're a little bit of a shy guy Someone out there for everybody. I know it's cliche, but it's got to be true because everyone keeps saying it So you know it's true

But you don't need these two guys to help you because they're putting the wrong thoughts in your head Girls are not pieces of meat to be transacted at a bar It's not gonna happen and if you treat them like that They're gonna know you're treating them like that and you're gonna get exactly what you're asking for a soft, too They're gonna take a poop together and they won't come back. That's right. Take a poop together And you'll never see him again. Which is coincidentally held at least six of my relationships have ended. All right, tcvpodcast.com. That's where you go. Find out more information about Chrissy and I, all the audio, all the video right there from one

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