The Commercial Break - Those Hoveround Cam Girls!

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

Every 26 year old cam girl wants to ride around on the back of her man's Hoveround, right ladies? Right?! RIGHT?!?! Ask TCB! Age gap relationships Bryan & Krissy give their advice on this age gap Generational differences Bryan has had a bit of a sordid dating history! Someone left something in the tanning booth… A gold digging couple we covered back in season 3 returns on a new show A 26 year old model and 54 year old retired child star In John Anthony terms, they're a hard 8 and a soft 2 Bryan needs to go back to his tantra studies He’s adorable, and he’s so mature! Model is a loose term She doesn’t want people to think she’s dating him for the money... She gets plenty of money from OTHER guys! What 26 year old model doesn’t want to ride on the back of a mobility scooter? Another couple with a thirty year age gap Old guys having kids She got in a fender bender and Old Larry showed up Her family is…not about it LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This 10 quick points, love the Lord with your whole heart. Love, respect, and appreciate your husband. Never be argumentive with him publicly. Have a little mouth and a deep throat. Learn to swallow, prize. On this episode of the commercial break... What part of my 17-day tantra cleanse did I say meet one of those strangest men on Earth and be his boyfriend? Have you not learned anything from me? With your taught little body, I thought you'd go out there and see the world and do things and do people

But know you're stuck in New York and a tiny little apartment on a hover round doing cam modeling The next episode of the commercial break starts now Yeah, Kazakhstan's welcome back to the commercial break and I'm Brian Green. This is Chrissy the Kraken HODLY And she's my co-host best of you Chrissy. Best of you Ryan. Best of you out there in the podcast universe. Hey, how the hell are you? Chrissy? Yeah, a question from the audience.

Ooh. Let me pull it up right here. Terry in Ohio Says I'm a long time listener. Thanks for all the laughs. Love you too. Just think your peaches and cream. Thank you very much, Derry. I recently got involved with a man who I've been seeing for about six months

and he is 22, 22 years older than I. Oh, okay. As two people who have considerable age gaps in their relationships, tell me more. Uh, so I think what she's looking for is a little guidance on how to handle the age gap, right? And I would say the first thing is, if you recognize there's an age gap, you're totally fucked.

Dump him right now. That's my opinion. Ah. No, I mean, listen, there's a lot to like about a guy that's 22 years older. He's probably got an enlarged prostate. He has a hard time getting it up. His knees are probably weak. His back is gonna go. He's likely gonna be unemployed at some time soon, because no one hires old guys.

And if there are white guys forget about it. Just old white guys suck. And, you know, your parents are gonna be pissed, your friends aren't gonna like them. And, I don't know, what else, what other good news can we give her? Well, I don't know, I think, again, as my philosophy is, each to their own.

And if it's working for you so far, that's great. I personally dated a guy that was about that same. 22 years older, geez, I didn't know that. And after a while it was something new every day. Yeah, this is when I was lived in Nashville. And after a while it was a little hard because there's a big generational difference with that. So, you know, but hey, if he's young

and he might be a young 22 years older than he is, that's just. I will share a little bit about the story of Astrid and I. When, Esther and I met through my a mutual friend, let's say that without complicating the story, because it is all complicated. We met through a mutual friend, and when I was first introduced to her,

I was introduced by her aunt, by Astrid's aunt, by way of a picture sitting on her piano that had been there for about 46 years. It literally was this old dusty picture of Astrid when she was a teenager and she's like, see, isn't she beautiful? And I'm like, yeah, sure, she's 12. What do you mean? Yeah, for a 12-year-old, I guess, but I'm not in yeah, sure, she's 12. What do you, I mean, yeah, for a 12 year old, I guess, but I'm not in the habit of dating 12 year olds. Right. So I was totally put off by the age difference. Little did I know she had grown since that picture.

I had no intention of dating her at 12, but then I was like, wait, she's in a different country. She's many years younger than I am. I say, many, not too many, 12 years. She's 12 years younger than I am. I mean, what in the world could I possibly have in common with this woman, even though I tended to date younger women, they weren't 12 years younger than me.

They were 11 years younger than me. So it was, you know, it took some getting used to. Yeah. And, but I will say this, when I met Astrid, when we met and we started chatting, we never stopped talking, never once, except for the inevitable question that always comes, how old are you? Never once did Astrid and I ever talk about our age difference?

Right. We never did. Same with Jeff and I. It was never apparent to the two of us that the age difference was there, let alone problematic. There were some cultural things because she comes from a different culture and there were some generational things because she comes from a different generation. And so I would say that those of us

that grew up during World War II, we just had a different, we just had a different, be you online. That's right, we had a different view online, a little more hardened view online. That's the bunker that you were going to be building in the pool. Correct. I loved killing those Nazis. And, you know, age is only a number. Souls don't have an age. I think there's an appropriate age to date and an non-appropriate

age to date. If you're 56 and you're dating an 18-year, I think that they're my, I don't know, it's up to you too, but at the end of the day, it looks a little weird. But if there's a 20 year age gap, and I don't know how old you are, but if you're in your 30s and he's in his 50s, or you're in the late 20s and he's in his late 40s, I don't really see that there's that big of a deal with it.

I don't either. I don't know that it'll go the distance because let's face it, you're terrible at relationships, Terry. And you should just give up. But I don't think anything of the age difference. And I would say the more you think about it, the more problematic it's going to be. I agree. Yeah.

It's like it's not there. Like it's not there. And, you know, there's pills to fix his broken boner. And, um, yeah, Terry, I say congratulations to you on the newfound love and romance. And I wouldn't worry about it too much. If you start talking about the age difference, a lot, that it's problematic and it's not gonna work out.

It'll become the elephant in the room. For sure. And I know that there's gonna be some outside pressure. I also, I don't think Esther and I ever got a question about our age either. I don't think anybody ever asked what's the age difference? Why are she so young? She's so young.

My name is your family. With anybody. Except for you. Right. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, they asked me a few questions. But oh, they had known me for a long time. So she was right to ask me a few questions.

The only time, the biggest argument that oh, they had I ever had, it lasted for about three months, I don't think we talked, very often for about three months, because she was pissed that I was dating a college girl up in Tennessee. And I'll never forget the phone call as I was on the way up there. And she's like, where are you going?

And I'm like, I'm going to see this chick that I met up and she was like, Brian, she's a child. What would her parents think? That's what she said to me. And basically hung up the phone. I mean, she didn't hang up the phone, but she was basically like, well, I guess I'll talk to you later. And I was like, I guess you will. I'm going to get my boots on. I'll see you later. You had a string of really young girls there for a while too. Well, one. One really young girl. She was that young.

She was 21. Yes. I feel like there was a teen in there at some point. The tanning bed. The tanning bed girl. Excuse me. No, the tanning bed girl was 21. We went on drinking together.

Okay. But I was 35. So I got it. I mean, you know, I wasn't exactly as free-groomed. There's a string of things that weren't going right with the young girls that you were dating. And so I just, you know, I cared about you.

Four and a half days. Yeah, I think I went up to that girl in Tennessee's house four times before I quickly realized it wasn't me, that wasn't her that broke it off. It was me because I was like, yeah, I hope it was right. This is ridiculous. This is kind of ridiculous.

And the tanning bed girl, she was super attractive. And quite frankly, it was the woman besides you that I saw most often. Not sure. We're on a daily basis. Yeah. She was kind of like my girlfriend anyway, because I would show up every day. I'll never forget that. That's a tanning bed girl. She called me one night and here's the situation. She called me one night, we actually didn't date, we hooked up a few times. She came to the pool, we got a little boozy, we hooked up a few times, we never dated because she had a boyfriend the entire time.

They were on again off again, and when they were off again, she'd show up and my pool and hang out with me. She called me from the tanning bed, she's closing up and she, one lady walks in like right before closing time. Lady walks in, goes and uses the tanning bed leaves. She is cleaning up the tanning salon. And what she sends me this picture, she's like, I found this, I think it's drugs, you know, do you have any idea what this is? It is clear

that what it is is a whole fucking big goddamn rock of cocaine. Really? Crack cocaine. It was like this. It was like a baseball sized rock of crack cocaine. And I was like, oh, that is crack rock cocaine. And she had no idea. She was like, oh my God, what do I do with it? And I'm like, don't do anything.

God. Don't put it in the lost and found. Don't touch it. Yeah. Don't touch it. No fingerprints. And somebody's coming back for that. No one has left that. So I'm on the foot. So then after the text message, I'm on the phone with her. And I'm like, listen, there's only one or two choices here. You can leave it there and hope that somebody else like your boss finds it and does, does the right thing and calls the police and they can dispose of it.

Or they're certainly coming back. And if they do open the door and let them get whatever they want to get and then tell, you know, say, I had no idea anything was in there. And that's exactly what happened while that was on the phone. Someone came, the lady and another guy came and they were pounding on the door. And when she opened the door, I could even hear in the background, the guy was like, my girl left her a cell phone in the boot.

And she needs to get it. And- Right this way. Yeah, right this way. She did the exact right thing. She said, right this way, they went in, they left, she said, thank you, and that was it. But I thought, wow, this could be,

this is an episode of Breaking Bad, waiting to happen. I know. And my poor tanning bed wife is gonna get all involved in it, but I thought, wow, this could be, this is an episode of Breaking Bad, waiting to happen. I know. And my poor tanning bed wife is gonna get all involved in it, my tanning bed life. I really was going there quite often at that time. Yes, he was. My little brother reminded me, he was dating, he was married to a woman who I love very much.

He was married to her and she was a tanoraxic. I mean, she loved going to the tanning bed. Well, there was a time when that happened. I mean, she loved going to the tanning bed. There was a time when that happened. I mean, what are my first jobs was in a tanning bed. Oh, it was. Oh, yeah, and I would go all the time. So he said to me at this dinner recently, he said, actually, my ex-wife was concerned about you.

And when my ex-wife, the tanne Rexic was concerned about you going to the tanning bed so frequently. He's like, I knew it was a about you. And when my ex-wife, the Tanarexic, was concerned about you going to the Tanning bed so frequently, he's like, I knew it was a bad problem. So I've stopped the Tanning bed. Reluctively. I would say that's where the age gap shows up too, is in your skin. Well, right, or medical things that's happening.

Yeah, for sure. I've been blessed. I only have a bad back, a bad knee, walking pneumonia, terrible eyesight. I can't hear a goddamn thing. Besides those things, I'm hanging on pretty good. I'm pretty sure I have early onset dementia. Your sense of smell has heightened my sense of smell all the time. That's right. You know, like blind people, they'll get like a super sense of hearing, you know, or or deaf people will get really good eyesight or the ability to read lips across the room. I'm falling apart in every other direction, so I can smell blues poop from a mile away.

When that'll come in useful, I'm not sure. But hey, it gives me a chance to yell a blue every five minutes. Terry, ignore the age gap. If you like this guy and you guys are on the same page and it feels good and you like it, roll with it and don't bring attention to the age gap, there's going to be some things that are obvious and it's fun to, you know, to poke up, poke fun every once in a while and make a joke about it. Yeah, my old man. Yeah, you probably say that.

You don't say that. Yeah, don't say that. Yeah, don't say that. Don't ask him why he's going anything up four times in the evening to go pee. Just know it's all a part of aging gracefully and move on with life. Because the more attention you call to it, the worse or the more of a gap you're gonna put in

between the two of you. Otherwise, I would say six months is a long time to go for a relationship of 2023. That's like in dog years, in 1973 years, that's like being married for 12 years, because no one stays together anymore. So congratulations on the new love, ignore the age gap and keep going. Proceed. Proceed with caution.

That's what I would say. Find yourself a young pool boy that you can get a rock hard penis from and then buy some Viagra for your other man. Age gap is something we've addressed on the show quite a bit. Gold diggers, our friend Marlin, you know, we've had a lot, there's a lot of attention that's been called to the age gap relationship thing, which Chrissy and I, to be clear in case you're a new listener of the show, we don't, we're not really judgmental about too many things and we're certainly not judgmental about age gap unless it's just ridiculous unless you're a new listener of the show, we're not really judgmental about too many things, and we're certainly not judgmental about age gap unless it's just ridiculous,

unless you're trying to date Sean Array. And then in that case, we might have something to say about it. Yes. But we've reviewed a couple videos of gold diggers, nice-haired gold diggers. I'd say sugar mamas and sugar daddies over the years, and the seasons. And one of those, which is a nice way of saying gold diggers. Which is a nice way of saying gold diggers. But I want you to be the judge for yourself. If you remember, like maybe middle of season three, beginning of season three, we saw an ITV video where there was a famous child actor who was dating the girl.

Remember, he was kind of short and a little weird looking. I don't know, it taught him to explain what he has, some kind of displeasure or something like that. He's not quite a little person, but he kind of looks like a little person. And he was a famous child star. I forget from what, the monsters or something, I don't know. But the monsters, the dead.

What is a monster? What was the monsters? Back in the 50s, 60s? I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. You're black and white. Yeah. But I think it was on black and white on purpose, though, for like spooky effect. Yeah. I feel like it's the same 60s. The same like years and television station as Mr. Red. And Mr. Red wasn't. Well, the reason we're thinking this is because Nickelodeon, Nick at night, oh, Nick at night, to run all that stuff. Beverly Hillbilly's, Mr.on, Nick at night. Oh, Nick at night. To run all that stuff. Beverly Hillbilly's, uh, Mr. Ed.

That's right. Bonsers, all of that. That's the only way I would have seen it is because I wasn't alive in the 60s. I was born in the 40s. I think I'm watching the monsters in my 20s. Come on guys. What am I? Child TV.

What's that? TV. What's that? A talking horse. That's amazing.V. What's that? A talking horse. That's amazing. We should revive Agra. What's that? We should revive that character. That was funny. Mr. Old Freddy Daddy, Kermont and the Old Freddy Daddy. I remember a time when there weren't square wheels. So I thought what we would, I found a video where this couple is featured. It's like an update video, not from ITV, but it's an update video where this couple is featured

in a couple of other people who have age differences in their relationship are featured. What a timely question. That's the perfect segue. Isn't it a perfect segue? Look at how Brian pulls it all together. It only took me 362 episodes to learn how to do this. It's chaos when I walk in here. When you get on that mic, it all together. It only took me 362 episodes to learn how to do this. It's chaos when I walk in here. When you get on that mic, it's smooth.

You think it's chaos when you walk in here a little bit? Sometimes. Brian's kind of spinning around like a Tasmanian devil, getting everything set up. Babies and bottles and hands. Hey, you know, that's when the age gap really shows up, is when you have children. That's when the age gap really shows up.

That's where it circles around me. I need an app every 50. I me. I need an app every 50. I feel like I need an app every 50. I don't get one, but I feel like I want one. An Astrid just a spring chicken. I'm like, hey, baby, you want to go take a nap? And she'll be like, no, no, no, you go take a nap. And I'm like, are you sure?

And she's like, yeah, no, I'm fine. Cause she knows how fast she'll be. Yeah, I know. She knows what an old man I am. Take care of your own children. That's what I gotta say. You're ratchet it, y'all. Ratchet it, cratchet it.

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So without further ado, I was trolling on the internet. As you did. As I do like to do and I found a video featuring one of our favorite gold digging couple, gold digging couples, I would say that's the appropriate term. Gold digging and gold digging. Gold digging. I say gold digging couple gold digging couples ice would say that's the appropriate term. Gold digging and gold digging. Gold digging. That's a gold digging. How apropos.

A penis. What's that? All right, here we go. This is 26 year old model Sarah. She found and love with Mason. Mason, that's the guy I told you. He's 54, so there's a 30 year age gap here. And I don't know how to say this politely, but let's use Johnny Anthony terms.

She's a hard eight and he's a soft two. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, so but you know love can't prevail amongst oh Looks aren't everything Chrissy. They're just most things Four-year-old retired child star tent entrepreneur. I don't see myself as big in her league. Oh you aren't So 20 turned on onto a panour. What is exactly is he doing? Pimping out his girlfriend on a page where he's managing her modeling career. Hmm.

Hmm. We didn't hear a whole story of. We didn't hear a whole story of. We didn't hear a whole story of. Yeah. Just to be clear, I don't think this is like a vogue-type fashion model. I think this is like, you know.

This is an internet fashion. Chatter-bit. Yeah. This is internet modeling. That's right. Do you want to go? The couple have been happily together for the last seven months.

But they have faced plenty of criticism along the way. A lot of people have come out and, you know, like, really, you're with that dude? Yeah, I don't think that is much to do with your age bro. I mean, I think it's- I'm sorry, I'm sorry to say it. I mean- Also a lot of people, quote unquote, have come out, well, yeah, because you put it out there. Yeah.

That's right, you're on every fucking television station in Europe talking about your gold digging girlfriend. I don't know that any other way to say it. Why? Now it's getting serious. Will the nearest and nearest accept their love? What I hope Mason is like? I'm kinda expecting maybe like a character. What is their nearest and nearest main?

nearest and nearest friends? I'm assuming? Yeah, but this looks like an Indian shaman who just got out of the Paul Mitchell Studios. He's like a Paul Mitchell shaman. No, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so if you're in case you're not watching,

now I guess they're gonna bring in, introduce the friend, the critique, the whole relationship. You know how these documentaries go? They're all formulaic. So he's bringing them in. This guy has black t-shirt, black jacket, black jeans, black hair, and then sunglasses hanging around a gold chain.

Right. Think of in Indian, and I mean a Native American, Paul Mitchell, and that's what this guy looks like. Yep. Oh my god. Okay, so he's her nearest and dearest. Yeah, he's here this guy looks like. Yep. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, so he's her nearest and nearest. Yeah, he's here nearest and nearest. No, and look at how Mason's fucked.

Poor Mason has been, he's had this look from other people his entire life. I feel bad for Mason actually. Except I don't, because he's dating a 24 year old rock hard body, like life's not all, you know. That's not all bad. Yeah, that's not all kicking the dirt. Hi, I'm Sarah.

I'm 26 years old. Hi, I'm Mason. By the time this air is, I'll be 54. By the time this airs. I'll be 54. By the time this airs. Why did you say that? I just would have said I'm 53. Yeah. Are you making yourself sound older?

Wow, Mason, you got some age on your bud. It's pretty. You look very adorable. Thank you. There's 28 years difference between the two of us. And you know, the funny thing is, this is the first relationship of my life with a massive agency's guttency. The last time I dated someone 26 is probably what I was 28. The couple might not be considered a natural fit, but that hasn't held their romance

back. Speaking of natural fit, he's probably three foot six. She's probably five foot two or three. Yeah, there's that work. Well, how did really short girls and really tall guys or vice versa? How does that all work? Do you think physically in the bed? I mean, like the minutia of it. You think, like if your penis is right here, right?

If you're a tall guy, if your penis is right here, and your girlfriend only comes up this far, then like when you make love to her. Well, if he's laying down, that's the easy solution, right? But you can't have sex like that every time you have sex. I mean, I guess you could. I do a missionary style every time. Because that's the one I know best.

I don't want to get out of my comfort zone. Yeah, there's a lot of ways to work around. But like missionary, wouldn't you just be like staring at a pillow while she was way down there? Brian. Chrissy, why haven't you thought about this? No, in my head, I know a bunch of different positions that would work with this, but you need to go back

to your tantra studying. I don't tantra studying. I just say that. And actually do anything. First, I thought he was the most adorable person on the planet. I like older men because they're more mature. I just love the way they look. Like I actually like gray hair and bald guys. Oh thanks. I gotta bring in bald guys into the conversation. I don't know. I just thought that's what I'm attracted to. Mason and I first

communicated through Facebook. I thought he was really intelligent. I'm not gonna put myself down. I think I'm a nice guy. I think I'm a fun guy to be with. I think I have a lot to offer. But the truth of matter is, I don't see myself as being in her league. So when she expressed interest in actually being in a relationship with me, I think I was as shocked as anybody. I think the... No, I think I'm more shocked than you were, Mason, just to be honest about it. Relationship progressed so quickly because we just hit it off right away. Well, because you're using his money to fly you around. Yeah, that's right.

Your resorts and showering you with gifts. You're so right about this. You're basically picking back and off of the small sliver of fame that he had. And now he's an entrepreneur, hooring you out on the internet. I take that back. I'm sure you have your own choices in the matter

and that's what you choose to do. That's fine. But I see this is being a mutually beneficial relationship in some ways. I think so too. Probably when she met him, he was the more affluent of the two and so he could afford some things that she liked and now she's probably

making good money, maybe even better money than he is. And now, you know, it's- She's managing her stuff. That's right, just like a pimple. Get somebody and you end up talking effortlessly. No uncomfortable moments of real silence. That's kind of unusual. And I think what she felt that way as well.

He said I love you about a week into the relationship. Ha ha ha. I bet he did. Good for you, Mason. Good for you. Hell yeah, you say I love you. Say I love you the first date. If you're Mason and she shows up,

you say I love you the first date. You put a ring on it immediately. You say excuse me when I go to the bathroom and you pay to take somebody's ring off their finger. She said back very quickly, there was no real pause or delay. She just said I love you too. Back in the 70s and the 80s, I was no real pause or delay. She just said, I love you too. Back in the 70s and the 80s, I was a really famous child actor.

But I don't remember anything you did. Oh, he was in the serial commercials. Mikey, I like it. The life serial commercials. Oh, is that what you guys think so? Career with most young actors, you know, kind of fizzled out for a while. I own bars and restaurants for 20 years here in New York City, retired from not a couple of years ago and I'm kind of been living the life of leisure really ever since. I do adult modeling, webcam modeling. Yeah, there we go. Seems like a super interesting

life they have because so far they've showed two scenes. One, where they're laying on the couch watching Netflix and one where she's laying on the bed watching him work on his computer. Hey guys, what are you up to tonight? It's not just like a sexual thing, I like to actually talk to people. I like to get to know people, ask them where they're from and we just start talking about whatever. Wow. Whatever Wow What a conversation

Where are you from and whatever and where you from whatever? What did you say? Oh, yeah, I'll show you my nipples one second Yeah, I'm sure that's what the guys on the other end like to they're like getting to know you You got ready to come Are you getting ready to camp, babe? We need some more groceries. You getting ready to camp? Get your camp gear on. I'd love to say that.

Yeah. They only, let's get some camp gear on. It's gotta make this. Hey, if they both find pleasure in this and it works for them, then go for it. Yeah, yeah, we all understand it's fine and everything's great and wonderful and dandy, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I mean, let's think it at like face value. You get ready to cam. Rents too on Tuesday. She really enjoys it. And there are times when, you know, I'll watch her do something, and I'll cringe a little bit, you know, because the whole camming thing was something

I was never personally into. I don't get jealous. No, I don't really understand why men feel compelled to do this. When he is, is him and she is her, you get a bit jealous to do the side. Yeah. Uh, yes. That's going to come completely out of your mind. Mason, I'm with you. I don't understand, not Mason, I'm with you. I would absolutely be raging upset if, it's just me personally, like, I don't think I'd wanna have a wife or a girlfriend

who was doing cam modeling. I guess it's better than being a sex worker in some sense, there's some distance between the two of you. But I don't know, there's something, I don't think I would want that in my own personal relationship. And Mason's saying that he doesn't understand why men are into this. Pussy, that's why men are into this, vagina.

Yeah, well, two I was gonna say, but if you met a girl who was already doing it, you know what you're getting into, so. Yeah, I dated a stripper and I actually didn't get upset by the fact that she was stripping. There you go. Same. Well, I was also a young kid and I was just super happy to be with anybody. Well, there you go.

Mason. Usually when Sarah's counting, others be watching television quite honestly. I know that it's a show. The real Sarah's not the one that doing all the outrageous outlandish, you know, fun things that she does. With Mason's background as a child. Have a good night, she's fully clothed. It seems like a pretty tame cam model, first of all, second of all.

I wouldn't be in the other room watching TV. I would be in the other room watching the TV of my cam model girlfriend doing her cam thing Da it wasn't long before Sarah was judged for being with him for all the wrong reasons I've gone a few reactions when we're out a lot of people have come out and you know like really you're with dude like Why you know is it for the money? Okay, that really upsets me when people say that I'm with him for his money because I can date 20 guys Who will give me an allowance? You know so you do date 20 guys who give you an allowance?

They just happen to be online. I don't need to be with him for his money. No, that's nice. That goes well Did you ask I think? Yeah. Cool. You ready to go? Yeah. Cool. I have been a sugar baby before. It can be fun.

Sometimes getting paid $300 to go to dinner is pretty decent. But I just, ever since I started talking to Mason, I just decided that I didn't want that anymore. I just decided that I'd just rather have one sugar daddy then. All the other sugar than the 20 guys giving me money. I'm going to reserve judgment here for a second. I just feel like I'm happy to be in a relationship with him. So, that let's be clear, she's getting a lot of camera time on these shows that

going on. So there's some benefit to causing a stir and an attention. Yeah. There's got to be a million cam girls out there. She's Ellen, Tom Brady, Kanye and Kim Mason and whatever her name is. Yeah, you know, there's like, it's a power couple. It's a power couple thing. Well, no, I'm saying if there's

There's got to be a million camgirls out there, and so how do you differentiate yourself? Well, this is a way yeah, date this guy Yeah, oh, that's the girl that dates Mason Never Today is a big day for the couple Sarah is introducing Mason to one of her oldest friends I use him a building the scooter. The shaman Mitchell. Shaman Paul Mitchell. Because I've had a couple of accidents in my life and I find that as I'm getting a little bit older, I'm developing a little bit of arthritic pain.

So it really is a back. It doesn't want to ride on the back of a electric scooter. Which 26 year old cam model doesn't want to run on the back of a runaway or his getaway whatever those things are called? Rouse about? Rouse about? What's that?

There's convenience for us because it's fun and it sends a lot on cabs. She had her hood. I know she has her hood on. She's got a mini skirt on. She's wearing what she just wore to camo. Can you wear a fur-fur-fur-line hood? Yeah, and just to- Just to let you know if you're listening to this,

it's Mason driving his hub around. You've seen the commercials, the ones with the people at the Grand Canyon that are dangerously too close with their hub around. My hub around gave me freedom! Just say, fall down the Grand Canyon. Freedom! And she's on the back.

24-year-old Smoking Hot Woman is on the back in a tight mini skirt in the middle of winter in New York and Mason's driving around with his furry little dog up front. This will be the first time any of Sarah's friends have met her new partner. So I'm really excited about me and Victor, that'll be fun. Oh yeah, I'm sure he's really excited. That's what someone says when they're not really excited. They just want you to think they are. So I'm really terrified about meeting your friend Victor,

but I'm also excited in the terrified way. It's the first time in our relationship that I've met any of her friends. He's probably shown her off to all of your friends. Oh, you know it. Yeah. He's got her on his IMDB page. She, however, what is it, two years ago

that they got together, they were on ITV. And now finally, he's meeting one of her friends. Well, it said it was seven months. Oh, seven months that they've been dating? Yeah, and I think the friend elites, according to the preview that we got, is probably closer to his age and then he is to her age. Yeah.

Hopefully, he'll be a soon. Yeah. Shit. Yeah, hopefully he'll be here soon. Yeah Hopefully I'll be here soon. I ain't got all day sitting around. I'm gonna take my prostate medication I'm gonna ride my hover on down to the cafe and get my groceries Victor has traveled all the way from Boston to meet the couple. I met some of the folks. All the way. Boston's an hour train ride from New York.

All the way from... I thought he was gonna say from India. Yeah. Just a significant other than the past. But I'm really excited to meet this one because it sounds very different in specific ways of guys. And what are in specific ways. And what are those specific ways? Would you point those out for us here on the show?

Of course you won't. So he saw him. Ah, here we go. Okay, I'm really excited about it. Yeah, I really hope that Mr. Lyson. Me too. He's sweaty enough. What are you gonna say?

Yeah, what is he gonna say? You're short, ugly, old and fat. And you drive a hover round. I'm keeping my friend in an indentured cam modeling forever. Hey. Hey. I got that bow. Six months, I'm doing. Hey, sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh my goodness. We had some mutual friends. Okay. And then she reached out to me on Facebook. Just to say hi and something like a frontman class. And of course I'm not going to say no. You pursued him. This is kind of, yeah.

Oh my goodness. Kind of. All the work that we've been doing in our show, and teachings have led to this. Yeah. What part of my 17 day tantra cleanse? Did I say meet one of those strangest men on earth and be his boyfriend? Have you not learned anything from me?

With your taught little body, I thought you'd go out there and see the world and do things and do people. But no, you're stuck in New York in a tiny little apartment on a hover round doing cam modeling. Yeah, I leave it the night before and then I was supposed to arrive. She sent me a PM on Facebook saying, are you still planning on coming?

But by the way, Victor, I swear to you, I like it totally didn't even occur to me that this beautiful young, you know, insolent gorgeous creature. I swear to you, I had no intention of fucking your friend. He's out like he's in a court of law. I know, it just happened. I know, just happened.

She pursued me, I didn't do anything. I really had no idea that she was hot and sexy until I took a moment to look at her picture. Could ever fall for a guy like me. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But my attention is to be the best boy from the show. She's like, yeah. Oh, that's my spin-a-view.

That's really spin-a-view. I mean, I mean, she calls me grumpy old man sometimes. I am. You know, 54, dude, that happens best of you all. That happens, dude. That happens. Sometimes I lash out and send my attack dog on. And my attack squirrel, too. Look at how dogs look like a parmaradian.

Oh, you know, it's worse than a Yorkie, a parmaradian. Well, they seem like they're getting along. It's nice to get a bill to talk to somebody who is also known Sarah for basically a fourth of her life. Really thought that it would go really well? I think that we really see eye to eye on a lot of things. It's been really a lot of fun. I think we see eye to eye on a lot of things is what someone says when they're pretty sure someone doesn't like you.

We say eye to eye on a lot of things, except for all the things that are important. Sarah does actually act different around Mason than I've seen her with other. Others. There's a different demeanor about her. She's not all before I can see her on the defensive stuff and like now she's so Beautiful, it's right here Victor approves Victor approves. He does and if I'm gonna trust anybody in this situation. It's Victor Obviously we're lovers, but at the same time, I think that we're also good friends. Like, that's important. That is important.

I will say, you know, for all the fun we're having with this, at the end of the day, if they love each other, then why the fuck not, I guess, at the end of the day, why the fuck not? Would you date Mason? No, okay, thank you. Enjoy being around each other. I don't worry about what people think. I'm really like happy to be with Mason. So, you know,

I'm happy to do it. Well, from those little, from the little snippets that we got on ITV, now we see that seven months later, they seem to be doing well with each other. Love has blooms. Love has bloomed and blossomed in New York. She's hot on the cam scene. He's hot on the...huff around the skin. I guess that's what he's doing. Do you want to watch about another couple? Yeah. There's three of them here. I want to watch another one. And the name of this show is called Love Don't Just. Yeah it's the name of the channel. The age difference is 30 years between us, exactly. But we seem to love everything that's the same.

I realize that maybe I do want to have a child. It's complicated. Are you going to cause a pregnancy? That's the stretch. This is what I don't get. I don't get guys in their 60s that are looking to have children. Like Al Pacino just had another baby. I just saw that.

I watch the most interesting, I'll take a pause right here just to tell you that I watched the most interesting TikTok video I think I've ever seen and that was Aunt Beverly DeAngelo who was in famously in all of the vacation movies which have a chase. She and Al Pacino were together for, lived together for like seven years, but were together as a couple for like 20 years. And now they've been co-parenting two of their children. And Al Pacino just announced on Instagram

that he introduced his fourth child, I think, third child, fourth child onto this earth. And he is 79. Nine years old, yeah, getting way up there. He's 79. Yeah. The average lifespan for a male in this country is like 83 years old. So he's got four years left. That kid's not even going to be five and there's better chances than not that dad won't be around. That to me, I like Baldwin also have kids every year and a half, but whatever it

is to. He's an old father also, but he's not that old. He's like, what, in his late 50s, I think Alec Baldwin is. He sounds about right. So there's a chance that he's going to survive until these kids at least get to 18 years old, but Al Pacino, it's his right to have a child certainly. I don't know how he did it. I don't know which medical miracle allowed him to have children like that. Do you? Because I don't know. I did it. I don't know which medical miracle allowed him to have children like that. Because I don't know. I guess guys can get girls pregnant until the day they die. Charlie Chaplin famously was a very old dad.

Charlie Chaplin. Charlie Chaplin. Now that's my kind of guy. Charlie Chaplin had children at an old age. How old was he? Do you know? I just remember him being fairly old. Like right before he died. I'm gonna say. Right before he died he had Do you know? I just remember him being fairly old. Really?

Right before he died. I'm gonna start. Right before he died yet a new child. I'll get up. But then you watch Al Pacino kind of walk around and do his thing. He really looks his age. Like Al Pacino is getting up there in numbers. But there's a lot of medical advances now that are happening. True. And if you take care of yourself. Three of my direct family members have lived over a hundred in my lifetime. I know. Yeah. So.

And I have two grandparents that are 91 each. My grandma's about to turn 100 in like 14 days or something like that. I know. That's the fourth one that's been, that's lived over a hundred. God, I hope I don't live to a hundred. Chrissy, let me go like 69. 69 sounds like a good age. So yeah, so I had a mild fender bender traffic crash and the funny thing was is I don't know. I think I have a thing for a man in uniform.

I was totally thinking, oh my gosh, I wonder if the officer's gonna be really cute. And Larry, he popped out of the car and I was like, oh, well, he's cute, but like, he's a little too old for man. Wait, you got into a fender bender and the first thing you thought of is I hope the officer is cute and then Larry showed up. Yeah. Uh, Beavis. Oh, Beavis, this is blowing my mind.

We just had to keep in contact for the police report and I just fell. Really, it started out with a bunch of calls and texts. And he was the police. He was the police man. He was the policeman. He was the policeman or he was the other driver. He was the policeman.

Oh, okay. He was the policeman. He showed up. They had to do a report and then he was texting with her back and forth Is there some kind of decor in regarding like whether a police officer should be hitting on I guess not maybe I don't know It's a yeah, she's young and beautiful. He is not There was no stopping it once it happened. There was no stopping in it and boom here we are I know. He's just showing me some of this. Here, Richard.

Look at my plants, especially, I just... I don't know why that was interesting to the camera. Oh, there! Come here! I got a new bunion! Yeah, but I'm glad. I'm happy. Thanks.

Now everybody's going to make sure I do it. Now I have to jump in. Oh gosh. That's cool. That's like a life advice though. Just jump in and do it. Yeah. Just do it.

You look at me and you look at her and you realize there's the age gap. And yeah, honestly, dude, she looks like your daughter. I mean, she looks like your daughter. Oh, yeah. And I'm sure that's another thing with age gap. Oh, yeah. Type things. Is that you get a lot of like, is that your daughter,

is that your younger sister? I don't know. Oh, and now you don't know so people don't want to say anything. No idea. Yeah. And so I know my dad and I went to a golf tournament one time. I was definitely getting a few weird looks like with my dad and I. Oh, I didn't know you and your dad were dating.

Because they just said that you're glad they thought that we were dating. Oh, they did? Oh, that is weird. That is weird. Are you guys holding hands or something? Oh, that we showed up together, we're together. And then people just assume you're dating? This is why we got to start dating our own age because the whole world is like, you

just never know. This is why we got to start dating our own age because the whole world is like you didn't ever know Process didn't even really register initially. It was oh wow For everything the snowball you get to the point where we're sitting here now having been married for a couple years Oh, they're married a couple years Yeah, they got married. And she's living in Hudson, Florida with him. She likes every tired life. I don't know where Hudson, Florida is, but I assume it's.

That's kind of fun. Yeah. Well, honestly, if I could go down to the villages and just pass the time, Bornekin, some old lady. Yeah, like Marlin. Right. It's just me, Marlin.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm a I'm I've won a lottery. Yes, you have. She's gorgeous. Dedication. It looks like a nice house. Yeah, it looks like a nice house, your grandparents live in. Yeah. With a palm tree painted on the side of the house. I don't know. Yeah, there's weird, there's weird style down on Florida. So weird styles, a weird mix of styles down there. You put it back on the top.

The age difference scared me, and I was terrified of what everybody else would think. And now it doesn't matter. People still look, people stare at us sometimes, people make comments. It doesn't really bother us now, but it did. So my family was the hardest to tell just because I was afraid of what they would think.

I did eventually tell them all. Whoa, whoa. Was this their social night? This is their social night. They're playing Jenga with guys that are even older than Larry. This lady must have like, so I've got to fetish herself. You know, he's fantasizing about retiring.

Like the retirement girl, it turns her on. She's like, but what I'm noticing is there was a small moment there where they showed everybody in the room and there was a younger guy that had his arm around her I'm wondering if that's her brother or his son or her dad or Dad they look the same age, but yeah, good be your dad Consumes Side note I looked it up. Okay, so Charlie Chaplin my my calculations quick here while we're doing this show

Yeah, look that he was like 74 74 when he was last kid Yeah, well the last kid was born in 62 and he died in 80 80 died at 88 87 so in 77 and he had the last 70 72 so the 16 years old the kid was 16 years old when he died Yeah, that's a shame. That's a shame for the kid. Yeah, I Was that it was 12. Oh, he was 12. Don't ask me to do math on the fly. I was like plus four carry the one. I don't know. He was in the 70s when he had his last child. So there you go. I'm a product of Catholic school education. I tell you about the Bible, but ask me to do math on the fly. Nothing. Bleahad were the difference in the age that's the parents. They look 20 years younger than the husband does. Yes. This is where it gets a little weird, I think. Yeah. If I'm a dad and my precious little

angel is dating some old old retired guy who has playing jangas a fun night out, I just have to pull my daughter aside and say, honey, don't do this. Would you rather have her do this or would you rather have her be a cam girl? Go. Oh, marry the old guy. For sure. Okay. Marry the old guy.

Have you? Have you? Have you? Have you? Have you? Have you? Have you? Have you? Have you? Have you? Have you? Have you? with financial stability going down the road. Who's going to be taken care of who?

There's a difference between someone. You see the young guy in the video right here? Yeah. Well, first of all, he needs to put some deodorant on because those sweat rings are awful. That's hot and pleasant. When I was a teenager, I used to have sweat rings like that too, but that's when I was a teenager. This guy's well into his 30s or something. And on camera. Yeah. And he looks young and he's sticking close to this girl. So I'm wondering if that's a brother or if that's his son and they're sleeping together behind his back. That's what that's where my imagination goes. Yeah. This is like a good-asked TCB question.

At 20 and 50, which is where their current age gap is and their 20s and 50s compared to being married and then all of a sudden it's 50s and 80s. And that is a little concerning because you're in a different place in your life. You're gonna be more of a caregiver when you're kind of in a prime zone, possibly. I was very concerned about them who are not having children

and perhaps being alone. Plus, he's older than us, so what if we're all gone? Good job. Plus, he's older than us, so what if we're all gone? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Terry, this is where things can get complicated. Can't think, hey. But they have a 32-year age gap between the two of them. You only have 22 years. So, and that's the kind of thing you have to worry about,

like, if when I'm in my 80s, at least Astrid will be in her late 60s. Yes. So it's not like, it's gonna suck for her, but hopefully I'm dead before then. So my brother, Jimmy, he took it apart. You and I are living at the retirement home. Yeah, we're gonna be down in the villages.

Astrid's gonna be up here with the kids, or in Italy, in the shallay. Yes. Just with Larry and I being a couple, and it really upset me because I was expecting him to take it totally different. Like I just thought that that was his brother. Okay, so my assumptions her brother.

So my assumptions were totally wrong. Meanwhile, who's the 106 year old Larry's friend here who's playing Django with both hands on the Django thing? You're breaking the rules, dude. Would accept it and understand. She did not tell me the age gap. So it was a bit of a shock for me walking into the house when you see a 50 year old dude with your sister who's 24.

Like, what is going on right now? Wait, did this guy's 50? He looks terrible for 50 years old. Yeah. Terrible. like what is going on right now? Wait, if this guy's 50, he looks terrible for 50 years old. Terrible. Like him at all at first. It was just definitely weird, but I saw my friends would constantly,

like, yeah, your sister's like, so beautiful, what is she doing with someone so much older than her? Does he have money? He's not rich and he's older. I mean, like at least get a bill gates or something so I can get a boat out of this. I need something.

There was none of that. However. Oh, how nice of you, asshole. What a shithead. My sister's in love. I don't get a boat out of it. It's done good. Wow.

All right, listen, we can't do this all day long, but maybe we'll get back to this at some point. We'll revisit it maybe on the next episode. We'll see. We'll see how we're feeling. You know, Terry, I did this whole episode just for you. And you know what I figured out?

Don't date the 22 year old. Get some of your own age. You want to know why? Because I don't want to see you on one of these videos. That's three years from now Playing jango with octageterians Terry the hot ones with the hot ones with the hot ones Okay, listen Tcb podcast.com. That's where you go. You'll find all the show notes

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