The Commercial Break - You're A Perfect 5.7!

Episode Date: January 20, 2023

Adam The Liar is scoring himself a perfect 10! Well....he's really a 5.7. But he goes on the campaign trail to improve that score to 10! By bribing and manipulating a website that scores your looks Adam has figured out to increase that attractiveness. TCB reviews Part 2 of Adam shamelessly teaching us how to lie are way to a Perfect 5.7! Warner Bros shelves BatGirl Peak TV has reached its peak Can anyone look at Will Smith the same way again? Adam Levine has the WORST game Adam The Liar is back with Part 2 of "lying your way to a perfect 10" LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

PSA! If your friends don't call you a prank freak, please get new friends! On this episode of the commercial break... Watching your ass jiggle on that table will permanently scar me. I still got some mud on my nuts. From wood stuff. Promise myself I would never wash it off. Doesn't smell so good, but I'm keeping it. It's piece of history. I don't have a list of 10, I have a list of 2. Is she legal? And does she believe in the Lord?

Hey honey, can you get all the groceries out of the car? Thanks, I'm over here donating to charity. I'm donating to those who lost in Logan Paul's Crypto Zoo. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Yahoo! Well yeah, Cathy Gens, welcome back to the commercial break, I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend Anne Colo's, Kristine Joy Houdley, best of you, Chrissy. Best of you, Brian. Best of you out there on the podcast universe.

How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this. The commercial break, it's not for everybody, but Fagnusar Fiction is guaranteed in 15 seconds or less. You heard it here last. We're gonna get right back in to Adam the Liar last episode. We were reviewing a video where he was gonna tell us how to be a perfect ten. And we're so interested to find out what those 10 qualities are and how Chrissy and I achieved them because we've already decided we're a perfect 10

as long as we're in this studio. Exactly. Long as we're in this studio, we're a perfect 10. Walk out there, I'm like a 3.7. But first, we're catching up on Ask TCB, the pop culture edition. Some people have texted us over the year, over the last season,

and asked us questions regarding like, highly timely events, and we never got to them. So we're gonna go back in future. You heard it here last. We're answering your questions months later. So I thought it was a good time to just throw out the trash. Okay, you ready? Yes. What are your thoughts on Discovery Warner Bros. shelving that girl? Why would a movie company shelve a hundred million dollar movie? Here's- I didn't like this. I didn't like this either.

I don't like anything discover Warner Bros. discovery is doing to be quite frank with you. And they're gonna destroy that HBO Max, which is the best fucking streaming service out there. Hands down, I will debate with anybody. It's not Disney, it's not Netflix, It's not Amazon Prime even though Prime is good It is HBO Max. They have the best content. They really and it's a great app. It's great app to use function Now Netflix and Prime are also great to use so it's so it's Disney free V which is the one that I got to

It's not so great, but they're getting there. They'll get there Which one of my favorite shows is on that fucking Bridget and the Emon is so, is so fucking funny. Did you watch? I know, I've got lots. You got to watch Bridget and the Emon on Amazon Prime, free V through Amazon Prime. It's free, there's a few commercials here and there,

but whatever. Why would they show up on a movie like that? Well, my dear friend, Alexa, which I highly doubt is your real name. Here's why, because Warner Brothers Discovery is straddled with debt, just like Disney is, just like most of the streaming platforms are. Netflix, Disney, and now Warner Brothers,

they're straddled with debt, they have moved into, all three of these companies merged, HBO, time Warner, Turner broadcasting. They all merged. And now it's this one huge company and they are trying to reduce costs because that's what these companies do when they merge like this. They cut out as much fat as they can and make themselves attractive for either a sale or just to be profitable with their investors. That's what it comes down to the almighty dollar. They would rather stop losing at $100 million than lose much more. And not the backer would have lost money.

But they have to pay residuals, they have to pay the actors and actresses, any kind of post-production deal like a cut of the profits that they had. And then they'd have to pay those ancillary rights forever and ever amen as long as it was on the app. They made a business decision, not a creative decision obviously, a business decision to shell the movie because not only was it cost a hundred million dollars to make, you got to spend a hundred million dollars marketing it

and then you have to spend money paying everybody, once it gets on to these ancillary platforms, there's another round of spending that you have to do, and I think they probably made the decision that after spending 100, and then another hundred on marketing, and then we're gonna have to pay another hundred down the road when it comes to streaming. We hope it makes $300 million.

It really has to make $500 million in order to be profitable. And that's an astronomical amount of money. And only the big tent poles are doing it right now. Not that back girl wouldn't have, I've heard that it was very well done, but we'll never see it. So it doesn't matter. It's shelf. They have the right to do that.

They are making such horrible decisions over at that company that I don't know how they survive. But I hope they do because I like HBO Max. Yeah, we're gonna see it this year. I think shake out and see how all these streaming services change and because it was just a free for all. Everybody has a game to remain. And you had to spend so much money on this quality content.

Now people are realizing it's not paying off. For 10 years, content has been king and there has been a big content bubble. If you had content and it has been a big content bubble. If you had content and it was even a little bit valuable, people would pay for it. That's why the commercial break gets zero dollars and zero cents. Correct. It's not valuable.

But there's been this content bubble and this is happening in the podcasting world too. The bubble has broke. It's burst and now all these companies that were giving these massive checks in the hopes they can make their money back down the road. If the bubble kept going, realize that people don't have millions and millions of expendable dollars to spend on every streaming service in the world. Essentially what it is, it's cable TV but you're paying a lot more per channel. That's what you're doing. And it's kind of ridiculous and I think economically you got to understand that

you just can't keep on putting out streaming services that charge people 11, 99 a month. You can't, it's impossible. And there's too much content, you can't consume it all. So everything becomes a niche product, right? And it's the exact same with podcasting as a guy who's working in the industry as my day job, the sole source of revenue for the commercial break here. It's happening in our industry too.

And all content creators are gonna feel this as the economy hits some headwinds. I think that everybody's just gotta calm down a little bit. And that's okay, this happens. You know, you've gotta reset every once in a while. But making just horrible creative decisions along the way doesn't endure yourself to the fans. I don't agree with it.

And I hope they get their heads directly out of their assets. By the way, the commercial break now on Warner Brothers discovery application. Why did you guys talk around the kiss? Why did you talk around the Chris Rock slap? What do you think dying to know? I think we did talk about this. We did. Didn't we? Yeah. We thought it was a shit show. Yeah. We thought it was a joke at first the joke and as everybody I think did yeah then clearly it's not a joke once we'll fall out yeah yeah whatever well Smith the fucking fresh prints of Bel Air did the most game I can't look at I can't look at him the same no I'll never look at him the

same way again and I I think he's gonna I think a lot of people are like don't they? It's just a different Will Smith now. It's a different Will Smith and it's not a good Will Smith. It's not like, you know, I never loved him as an actor anyway. He was in my favorite actor. He was an entertaining.

Yeah, but kind of over the top entertainer, you know. Unless that Serena and Venus movie, he was really good in that actually. I'm getting that, and he's my favorite movie that he's done. But he's an idiot and an asshole. And why he was slapping people because the guy made it, did what he was supposed to do, making jokes.

I mean, if you can't take a joke, you probably shouldn't be in Hollywood, right? So we did talk about this. Go back to episode 1,672, with the commercial break. Did Harry spit on Chris? He said he did. So I think that pretty much wrapped that up.

Do you remember this? When Harry Styles spit on Chris Helmsworth? Yeah, I didn't pay much attention. Okay, well it's kind of like the slap. It was like really weird that Harry Styles would spit on Chris Helmsworth. I thought he said he did not. He said he did.

He said I just stopped in, I think the exact words where I just stopped in to Italy for a minute to spit on Chris Helmsworth. Okay. Now here's the deal. They were involved in a movie that just totally went sideways. I mean, I don't know what happened on that movie. I don't know.

But everybody walked away from that movie just talking trash about everybody. Yes. And it wasn't even a good movie just talking trash about everybody. Yes. And it wasn't even a good movie. That's the part that sucked. It was a good movie. Like Apocalypse Now was the same way. People died.

It was $72 million over budget at the time when $20 million was a lot of money to spend. It took 12 years to make. Everybody hated that movie. And everybody hated Francis Ford Coppola for spending their money at nauseam on this stupid film, but it was a great movie It's probably the best movie ever made by some people's opinions So Dr. Strange love and apocalypse now are pretty much at the top of the list every every time

Unfortunately for this movie I can't even remember the name of it. I don't give a shit something about darling Yeah, I love I hate I love you darling or something like that Something about darling. Yeah, I love I hate I love you darling or something like that What you guys never got into the Adam Levine texts they were so funny that was one. Oh do you remember this? Yeah Adam Levine married I got a fan of Adam Levine. Yeah So yeah, he's always been a little too slick He plays rock star but

This is the guy in Catholic. You know, it reminds me a lot of guys I went to school with, right? They went to Catholic school. They drove BMWs. And I don't know that Adam would be never went through this. But he just like, they got tattoos after they got out of high school because that made them hard, right? But then you see him 30 years later and, you know, no, it's a Adam

of being playing rock star. Yeah, and, Adam Levine's playing rock, sorry. Yeah, and I've never been a fan of their music. What are they in? Five stars. Maroon five, yeah, something like that. I don't know. So Adam Levine, for those of you that don't know, had a, I guess you could call this like an emotional affair.

Yeah. With a woman via text message while his wife was pregnant with their next child. Who is a victorious secret supermodel by the way one of the most beautiful women in the world Yeah, and this girl is a lovely human being yes that he's texting yeah But Don't bring sand of the beach bro Remember that guy Paul that always used to say Brian you're at the age where you're scared and pussy. Yes.

He also used to say something else. You show me a hot girl, I'm going to show you a guy that's sick of fucking her. And I found that to be true in my life. Works both ways, by the way. Works whichever way you put it, right? There's lots of hot guys and I could probably show your girls that are sick of fucking them too But but you married her. Yeah, but you married her and had girls with her. Yeah, you she's pregnant with your child That's awful listen. I'm not a cheater never been not my thing. Don't like it

Don't like it don't like it having it done to me and I've had it done plenty of times But I figure I best not inflict that pain on anybody else, right? It's done to me and I've had it done plenty of times, but I figure I best not inflict that pain on anybody else. Right? But when someone's pregnant and you cheat on them, that's like a double fucking whammy. That's about the doucheous thing you could ever do. It's like borderline abuse, in my opinion,

because this woman is carrying your next child, is she gonna go through labor and all the drama and all this other stuff, and you're out there. There you are sending messages. Yeah, it's girls. You got a Victoria's Secret Model at home and you're sending text messages to randos out there. And by the way, the text messages

are their latest high school bullshit. I don't, I know I don't have much game. But this is where my game started not where it ended you know what I'm saying this is the beginning of my game this is what I was trying to find my game he's fucking Adam Levine I'll I'll give you a few of the messages ready yeah Adam says I'm now obsessed with you chick says dude aren't you like married? How the hell are you? Get for her.

Dude. He responds, yeah, but it's a bit complicated. Stuff gets hard and the video thing didn't help. I don't even know what the video thing was. No, no. But I'm trying to get away. I don't know what that means. Oh, it's hard.

I know, such a douche. And then he responds a day or two later, holy fucking, holy fucking, fuck, this body of yours is absurd. Dude, you're laying down the weakest game ever. This body of yours is absurd. She says, oh, next date I'll be like, do you want to make out with the devil?

Maybe they went on a date. I don't know, maybe it's physical. And he says, ha ha, how did you get to be such an hourglass? So lame. My God, seriously, holy fuck, I may need to see that body. Then she sends him a photograph and then he sends fuck with 30Ks on the back of it. My God, so stupid. Ugh.

Watching your ass jiggle on that table will permanently scar me I know another guy I just got a game like that. Hey girl Don't be choosing me up without him to be now. You got better game like that in my little pinky Watching your ass jiggle like that on the table is gonna permanently scar me for like police Got gotta wrap the lord in it then it that's that's what he got real game watching your ass draper like drop like that reminds me of a check in the collection plate oh victory me excuse me while I get out a few revelations real quick. I'm about to release the Lord all over the inside of my car, my magic t-shirt. It's my magic t-shirt.

I bless it with holy water every week and clean it out. I wear it to church. This is like, he says, he says, fuck with 30, you know, at K's on it. I would do anything for it. I'd buy a steak dinner in Whispers Suite. Nothing is into it. What? What? That's stupid. Don't bring steak into this. Don't bring what a steak ever to be I buy it a steak dinner I would buy it a steak dinner and whisper sweet nothing's into it into your ass I don't think you might grill well Fuck do you say to an asshole?

First you buy a steak dinner. Okay, now What the fuck do you say to an asshole? First you buy a steak dinner. Okay, now, he says, I want to tattoo that ass now. Nate may come to Maui and Tatumi and surf. I need to put some delicious clouds behind the reaper. I don't even know what the fuck that means. The fuck is he talking about? He needs to tattoo that as like he wants to tattoo her ass

or he wants a tattoo of her ass on him with some clouds in the mouth. Yeah, some clouds behind the Reaper. There's a whole like Florida thing going on here. That's what you see on a beach in Daytona. The Reaper with clouds behind it. In an ass. In an ass.

But the, here's the worst thing. the Reaper with clouds behind it and an ass. But the here's the worst thing. Get ready? He goes, this is so fucking weird. When you said you were tired, I was going to say maybe mercury is in mercury is in retrograde grade, but I never said it. That's trippy. She says no fucking way. She's buying it.

No fucking way. And he goes, that shit is weird, isn't it? She was probably just going back and forth with him just for the funniness of it. She's going back and forth to the reveal. That's right. She's like, I'm gonna get rich. People gonna know my name. I'm putting that ass down for a reason. And good for her. So she says, I'm an Aquarius and shit's getting very weird lately and he said, fucking hell, I'm having another baby. Wifey is pregnant.

It's not the same thing. I'm having another baby. Wifey is pregnant. And I'm having a boy and I'm naming him Zaya. He will be a badass. What kind of lame ass come on lines as this? My opinion about Adam Levine is he's exactly the douche I imagined. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, behind closed doors, you know.

He's worse. I knew when he started doing that skin care line, what do you call it? Whatever it is, you know, pro-namal or pro-active or whatever. When he did those commercials, 30 long-minute commercials for pro-active, I knew that he was going the way of the dues. Yeah. Soon we were gonna find out that he was officially a dues. And we did.

And we did. You know what, yeah, I wouldn't even get in there. I'm not gonna make that connection. Okay, all right, so we cleared out all of the Ask T-C-Bs for season number three. That's good, we're done. I mean, all the ones I could say on air or wanted to say on air,

some of you were just, some of you were wild enough, some of you were worse than Adam Levine with your text messages. Seriously, it's just weird. It's just weird, y'all are weird. Uh, but Chrissy and I, last episode, we were reviewing Adam the Liar, if you remember, from way back in the beginning

of season number three, we found Adam the Liar. And he told us how to make our profile on Instagram or Facebook better, by lying, we found Adam Leyer. And he told us how to make our profile on Instagram or Facebook better by lying about everything about ourselves. Yeah, Photoshop your pictures and lie about, and you know, with the words. The whole nine years. You're saying about yourself.

Everything. He then told us other fanciful stories about how he got women to come back to him by leaving the country and ignoring their text message. This guy was, I mean, this guy is like totally out there, completely out there. Go back, Adam Leyer, I think is the first of the three videos that we did way back at the beginning of season number three.

Maybe that was in like February or something like that. But it's been a long time since we touched base with Adam and I felt that we would really do ourselves a disservice if we didn't touch base with Adam and see we do this up to you. Now, so a more recent video that we've stumbled upon is how to make yourself a perfect 10 and last episode when we reviewed the beginning of the video, he was explaining that he went on a website called beautifulpeople.com, which Brian also went on to. And he got a score of 6.3 until he started personally

politicking people. He would like text, he would like write messages to people on the website. Call for many men, I'm like, this is what I like about you. Yes, can you please give me a high score? Yeah, can you please give me a high score? The only guy in history to go

on beautiful people.com is campaign. Campaign for people, like you was running for president or something. So let's get back to it. He's just about to tell us the top 10 things, of the things that can make you a top 10 things that can make you a top 10. And we're excited to hear what those are. So let's throw it on the internet.

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Here's Adam the liar on how we can make ourselves a top 10. There are probably other qualities that can help make you attractive. After years of research and studying under some of the greatest minds of attraction. What? I'm sorry. This guy is so fucking high right now. I was right here, so research. Research and studying under some of the greatest

minds in attraction. What? Studying. Studying. Studying. Studying. Now you sound like Mystery, who has like math equations for how you figure girls. None of which makes sense. Mystery and the preachers, they all talk in circles and hope you pick something out of

it. I don't know, these ten are like the biggest bang for your buck. These are the things that are going to really change your interactions. And what I find really fun to do is before you do this, right now, on a piece of paper I like the biggest bang for your buck. These are the things that are going to really change your interactions and What I find's really fun to do is before you do this right now on a piece of paper scale of 110 How good you think you are Then you'll only agree. Yeah, then do a couple lines of low I do we do not know if Adam is on cocaine So he keeps us suspect yeah, he keeps rubbing his nose and his nose is a little

red under his jaw is kind of moving pretty fast. He's swallowing a lot. These are all indications. That he was just rocham Boeing in the holiday and bathroom over here. But hey, you know, if you're making videos, maybe that's we should get into this. One day we should just do like a half and eight-volume cocaine and just come on air and see what comes. Chris, he's writing in the notebook. I'm gonna write it in the notebook. It's gonna happen, he's number four. If we don't get arrested first, we're doing this.

I think you really should have all ten of these qualities. And when you, you know, a lot of people will overestimate, they'll be like, well, I'm an eight. And then they realize they're missing about six of the 10 qualities. And they're like, I'm a four. But it's good, because it shows you where you can progress, and it shows you how to improve. And you will do much better at generating attraction by building up these 10 qualities

than you will by trying to learn some cool line that maybe might attract a girl. These are gonna be a much stronger thing for you. I mean, he's very studious about this. Yeah, he's studying. He's studying. It's a whole class now. It's got a girl. These are going to be a much stronger thing for you. I mean, he's very studious about this. Yeah, he's studying. Yeah, he's studying. It's a whole class now. It's got a curriculum. Yeah. If I wanted to figure out how to get pickup lines, I just call Adam Levine. He seems good at that.

So first, let's do that exercise on a piece paper. Scale it once, ten right now and what you... Oh my god. Did you see what I saw? The nose touch. Yeah, not the nose touch, but the little bit, oh no, one second here. Let's go back. Am I seeing a little glitter there on the nostril?

You see what I'm saying? Yeah. And one stand right now what you think you are. Is everyone down there? Oh, there's people in a classroom! We didn't know this! For the whole video, there's been a side shot of his head and now all the sudden there's

One two three four five. Let's be fair. There's a sixth somewhere back there. He's hiding On the corner. There are guys in a classroom studying this. I think this is actually like a holiday in conference room Does that guy have a cape on I? It looks like he does like a Superman cape. Yeah, there's a student one of his students has a Superman cape on Shit just got awesome. I saw you score once ten looks like he does. Like a Superman cape? Yeah. There's a student, one of his students has a Superman cape on. Shit, just got awesome. Is what you score of 110? Cool. All right, so now what I want you to do is I want you to write out this list

and tick if you believe that you have that quality and leave it blank if you don't believe you're currently good at that quality. So for example, we use the first one. Why are you sponsored? What's that? I can't wait.

Nias, are you spontaneous? If you think you're spontaneous, put a tick. If you don't think you're spontaneous, don't put a mark. Spontaneous, being spontaneous is very attractive. There's a lot of reasons for that. One of the biggest is it puts a spike of interest in some of the fights. Let's go, Stray Kids.

Yay! Drop the beat some of the white. Let's go Stray Kids! Yay! Drop the beat! Ah, drop the beat! I just murdered a whole family of goats! Is that spontaneous enough for you? I took my dick out and pissed all the way through the school zone. Woo! Spontaneous. I think people are attracted to the opposite actually. Spot little spontaneity is good, little spontaneity, but I think most people if they're looking for a long-term partner really wants stability over spontaneity. There's a fine line between a stable person.

That's right and an unstable person. And spontaneity is that fine line. Just let you know. We have pretty boring lives. We do the same thing over and over again. You go to work every day at the same time. You come home at the same time. You eat the same food. You watch the same TV shows. You go out on the same days.

You go to the same places. You hang out with the same people. Well, I just realized I'm really boring. Just describe days. Go on the same days. Go on the same people. George Dachshav and a clock. I have 1.6 pints of beer with my best friend, Hodley, that I'm back in bed for my 600 pound life.

I'll get up tomorrow and do it all over again. Like you, you don't get to put a tick next to spontaneous because you're not because you have a set routine. You know it's spontaneous, doing a bunch of blow in the holiday and bathroom before I give a class to seven people. Two of which didn't pay. Five of which are on a payment plan that starts in a month. And you're not spontaneous. On the other hand, if what you did last week is completely different to what you're going to do next week, you are spontaneous.

So for example, when I knew I had two events coming up, I put them back to back on two weekends to get a week vacation in Vegas. Why? Because I'm spontaneous. You know what's not spontaneous? Planning both Vegas events at the same time in the same week So you can spend some time in Vegas I go on a business trip and I fly in five days before and five days after you want to know why Because I want a week's vacation wherever I'm going. I was at spontaneous. That's just good planning Yeah, I didn't have to take two flights from England over to Vegas I took one dumbass

Doesn't make any sense to do that. I'm randomly gonna be away from off my kids. I'm gonna be hanging out Vegas my kids Where are the other half? Are you bringing half of Michael and half of Debbie? What are you doing? Half your kids. I invited my whole family, but the logistics they couldn't come. I'm here with half my family, and I'm having a random Vegas trip

in the middle of my year for no reason. What's the matter, except for the fact that I'm being spontaneous and random and weird? And while I'm here, by the way, Vegas isn't exactly a place to bring your children to. I'm gonna father or you. We're going to Vegas for a week.

What can the kids do? Sit in the hotel room. Walk down the street, pick up the prostitute cards. I got a whole set, dad. I'm doing a day trip to LA. Because it's what's he doesn't with. Is that his kid in the background? Was that his kid or my kid?

I think it was your kid. Are you sure? Yeah. Okay. No, that's his kid. Okay. All right. Well, guess he didn't get away from that kid.

It's spontaneous to win. There was an opportunity that came up to go and do some at silly and vague and I was like, why not? I mean, Vegas, let's do it. Whereas a lot of people were like, why don't we vacation to Vegas? I'm gonna leave my other half of my children.

I'm gonna go to Vegas. I'll have to wait a get rid of the other half. Me and Adam Levina gonna go and do some text messaging together. Sex messaging. Dink, dink. So I'll inception spontaneity in my own life. I am spontaneous.

So look at that, be honest, are you spontaneous? Let's move on to the next. He'll inception spontaneity. Yeah, that made no sense. Yeah. He's just a guy planning some travel. And listen, if he has kids and he gives a shit about those children in the least,

spontaneous is not a word in his vocabulary. You wanna know why? Because you have to plan every fucking thing with children. The uh, the next quality. Humor. Not do you find things funny? Are you funny? Very different things. I mean a lot of guys are, I have a great humour. I'm very good at you know saying things and I'm really witty. I'm great at saying things. I mean a lot of guys. A lot of guys. These five guys.

I'm great at saying things. Michael, go ahead, say some things. You're really good at it. I'm Michael. Oh, that's good. That's the best. That's the best. It's the best. They say you've got a good humor.

A good humor, the good judgment for it is when you say things, does everybody else laugh. That's the only judgment for if you're funny. You can't just be like, I'm always saying things that crack myself up. That doesn't count. Does everyone around you laugh? If they do, that's what it means to actually be. I don't know, I talk in this microphone.

I'm not sure what happens on the other end. I know Chrissy laughs. Is that count? Yeah, it does. Humorous. I'm everybody in the room. Oh my God. Okay, so now there's turning to a picture

of these gentlemen again that are sitting in the room. And I've just noticed that there's one guy who wears a sunglasses over his hat. That's a look that we all know. There's another guy who's got a Superman cape on. That must be a joke, clearly. He's also got a bowl of cereal or something in front. And then there's a look that we all know. There's another guy who's got a Superman cape on. That must be a joke, clearly. He's also got a bowl of cereal or something from him. And then there's a third guy who looks like half the guys

that I see at the hippie festivals. He's wearing like a Patagonia sweater. He's wearing one of those sweaters, the Mexican poncho sweaters. And then he's got like the Dead Sea Scrolls. He's writing not in a notebook. Yeah, on the Dead Sea Scrolls. He's writing that in a notebook. Yeah. On the Dead Sea Scrolls.

And then the guy in back back there, he looks like somebody that works at like the corporate AutoZone. Yeah. The corporate AutoZone. I need a restart on C-Pads. Get on, Ability. Next one, Lida, being a Lida.

If you look at like the drama-sized ideals and movies, it's always like a Lida. If you look at the dramatized ideals and movies, it's always like, oh my God, you cheat, you know me with my boss, right? It's always like, what? And that's just Lida. How is that a Lida? When he's cheating, it's like, my boss. Come on, everybody this way,

I'm gonna cheat on you with your boss. Bring your boss, come on. I'm like the Pied Piper of bosses, I just cheat on him. Yeah, and by the way, some of these things cannot easily be changed. Most of it. If you're a person who doesn't like to go off script, that's not something you're gonna change overnight.

If you're someone who's just not naturally feels comfortable, everybody has a sense of humor, I think. But if you're not naturally good at articulating that sense of humor in front of somebody, like Chrissy and I happen not to be either, and then the third thing, which is, if you're not a natural born leader, yeah, not everybody can lead a crowd.

No, another body should. Yeah, so already I'm three points down. Desertractive, we all know that lead is retractive is from, but if you care about the historically where it came down, because the tribal leader had the most resources and was the most attractive for that reason. They could keep you alive, keep you safe.

You had a lot of options if you were connected to the tribal leader. You could fuck that one. Yeah, exactly. What is he talking about? What is he cheating on as a bot? I don't get it. I don't know.

But we are naturally attracted to leaders. So are you a leader? Are you experienced? This is a big one. Now this is kind of hot. Yeah man I'm totally experienced. You're talking about the Hendrick song because I've been there done that. I was in Woodstock. That was an original Woodstock. I still got some mud on my nuts. From Woodstock.

Promise myself I would never wash it off. Doesn't smell so good, but I'm keeping it. It's piece of history. Let's see how, let's see exactly how it's just. It changes. Yeah, defining experience. You might be experienced in your career, but not experienced as socializing.

So you kind of have to really think about how you judge yourself when it comes to experience. I like to think of, are you experienced with the people you're trying to attract? So are you experienced at meeting and interacting and socializing with people that you want to be dating? That's the kind of experience we're really looking at because that's one of the biggest triggers of attraction.

If someone can tell that you feel comfortable around them, wait, okay. Yeah. Yeah. This guy is, I think there is some kind of extra curricular activities that have gone on here. This kind of making his brain jarg left and right. Just like a, like an episode of the commercial break. He is saying that if you're experienced being around somebody, but there's only one way

to get experienced being around somebody, but there's only one way to get experience being around somebody, and that's being around them. Yeah, it's like that's a ridiculous notion. Yeah. Another element for experience comes from pre-selection. If I hang around with a lot of people who find me attractive and others see it, then it makes me more attractive to them. So if I'm walking out with a group of girls

that find me very attractive, whether I'm dating them or not is relevant, other women will see me and they'll think, well, this is a guy who's obviously not weird or creepy around women. Is that what he's going to Vegas to do? Yeah, he's going to Vegas to be around other women. He's gonna pay a couple of shows or else they'll walk down the street with him

and their big feathers. Exactly. And that applies across the sexes with anybody that makes no difference. Um, no, I'm good. Just keep filming from the side. Pfft. Pfft.

Pfft. Experienced. Next up, are you a provider? Do you have the ability to provide for somebody? I can't tell you how many times I have a student that comes to I'm a provider You want to call in the professionals now Adam? You just want to keep on talking Because anytime you want to anytime you want some help with this here a little speech your rambling on about you just give me a call my name's Carl

Hillsong Church former leader got my family back so I can wander a little bit if you know what I mean family's close to home and I have been provided been providing your wife and half your children. How old your daughter, 18? She believe in the Lord. She does? I don't have a list of ten, I have a list of two. Is she legal? And does she believe in the Lord? If he marks those two down, there's a top ten for me. It's in all the way. Fuck with me. And suddenly they'll say, yeah, I got a great one. Actually, I was working with a gay couple recently.

And one of them came to me and said, hey. I was working on a gay couple, if you know what I mean. I, my relationship was great. I changed career to come and live in the same town as my boyfriend. And now he doesn't like me. And I was like, when you used to work in your... That's so exciting.

How does this go with providers? I have no idea. That's why I think he's... He's something. Something's going on. He's not very articulate right now. And I wonder what, who's paying... Like, who's coming to him as a couple? No one's paying for... Yeah.

Adam, we heard about you. Yeah. We're willing to pay when he's the vice. I've known a lot of gay people in my life, lived with them, but friends with them, been to weddings, best one of my best friend for a long time was gay. Let me explain something. Gay people have more common sense in their fingernail than Adam has in his entire noggin. Like, I don't know any, at least none of the gay people I've known,

they tend to be whip smart, you know? It's kind of, you gotta navigate life a little better than everybody else, you know, you take some knocks early in life and whatever you choose to do, right? It's just a way of the way of the world. It has been traditionally tough for people who don't fit the pure tanical mold, especially here in the United States and somewhere else around the world, it has been traditionally tough for people who don't fit the puritanical mold, especially here in the United States

and somewhere else around the world. Why someone would call this fucking moron for a bite. Anyone. Anyone, let alone some of my smart gay friends is beyond me. I don't believe it. I can see why the guy in the cape did. Yeah, the guy in the cape, that makes them.

Yeah, the guy in the cape, he's probably gay and doesn't know it, but here's the reality. The guy in the cave, that makes sense. Yeah, the guy in the cave, he's probably a game doesn't know it, but here's the reality. The guy in the cave needs help. The guy, you have a boyfriend, you don't need help. Not from Adam. Previous creator, did you make all money? He's like, yeah, I was like, did you pay for everything? He's like, yeah, of course.

And I was like, now because we're now, I can't really afford it, so I trust him to pay for me. I was like, that's the issue. You've lost provider. There are a few other things that he lost as well in that movement, but that really killed their relationship. He stopped's the issue you've lost provider there are a few other things that he lost as well in that movement but that really killed their relationship stopped being the leader the alpha provider that he was and he dropped into this other role the way he was now more the subservient one it

killed their sex life it killed a lot of their their attraction for each other move back yeah move back the way it came from i'll date your boyfriend he can provide for me. I'm broke. No one paid for my seminar. I got five people to show up for my seminar. Mystery was talking to like a hundred people in the crowd. Yeah. So he'd just killed provider and a few of these other points. Now thoughtful. This is one that most guys seem to think is completely irrelevant. Thoughtful is one of the biggest triggers of attraction. It can be stupid things like remembering to help somebody carry something heavy. When you're in a relationship with someone, it's one of the first things that disappear,

as you stop caring for the other person, because you're both traveling to the same location, and you're wearing back. Carry around shit. I love you, but I have stopped giving a shit. I just want you to know. My wife's nine months pregnant. Hey, honey, come on.

What do you want me to carry? My 40 pound year old, four year old around all day long. Can't you take him to the park? He just needs to be carried. What's the big deal? Hey, honey, I got a new flat screen TV for the studio. Get it out of the car for me. Yeah, I can't believe you got picked up.

Thanks, son. Hurry up. Chop, chop. I stopped caring a long time ago. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha. By the way, on this point, I do agree with him. Being thoughtful.

Oh, yeah. For sure. Yeah, something I hope I teach my job. In the morning. Yeah. Eggs. So they should carry yours. You should carry yours, right?

They should carry theirs. you should carry yours. But the reality is, when you first met, you should carry yours, you should carry theirs. They should carry theirs. You carry yours, you carry theirs. We're all cheating on our boss's wife. Seminar done. Gotta get back to the cocaine, talk to you later.

Thoughtful, and that thoughtfulness disappears. It can't disappear, it's gotta stay. And then there are some people that just aren't thoughtful at all. Do you think about other people already yourself? If you only think about yourself, you're losing attraction points. It's attractive to be thoughtful. I do silly things like I make sure

that I donate to charity whenever I can. If someone comes up to you and says, hey, would you donate for this charity? I put my dick in the mashed potatoes often. I don't need to charity all the time. How has that been thoughtful of your partner? I don't think it is. Hey honey, can you get all the groceries out of the car?

Thanks, I'm over here donating to charity. I'm donating to those who lost in Logan Paul's crypto zoo. We'll always say yes, I default to yes, because I want to show that I'm thoughtful. I also want to be thoughtful. And by getting into the habit of being thoughtful, it makes it very easy to remember to be thoughtful in the future.

And it's these good practices that just make you, you know, make you more attractive. And it shows that you've got, that you're affluent. If you're willing to be able to help other people, it's me affluent financially having with your time, with your love, with your caring, with your thoughts. It shows that you don't have this fear of... Pretty sure you can only be affluent financially.

I was gonna say, as he's talking to him, sitting there thinking, eh, I'd like to look at the definition of it. I know, you know it. Whoops. But, geez. What the hell's going on in my house? Over your own time or your own energy, you're willing to give it to people and that's attractive.

A groomed. There's a big one. Like, are you groomed? Do you smell bad? Is your hair done? Are you wearing clothes that make you attractive? He's cocaine dripping out of your nose currently. By the way, Adam, are you groomed?

I'm just wondering. You got a seven o'clock shadow. That beer hasn't been driven in a while. Your chest hair is just bulging out, like a 70s jazzer size professional. For any guy, go, whoever that wants to learn how to be attractive, we have magazines, fashion magazines that are specifically designed for that. And a lot of people like, I don't know if fashion magazines. Never heard of that.

That's right. Are you saying you have one designed for that? Because if you do consider me a customer, I want to know all about it. You're wearing a hot red shirt with a butterfly collar with the three first buttons undone. Yeah You probably do. Like I'm looking around the room. None of you are bad at fashion But also the guys wearing a superman cave the other guys wearing a Mexican Patagonia A Mexican Patagonia poncho Patagonia of Mexican Patagonia poncho. None of you are bad.

But... That Patagonia, if you go to a fish concert after it's over, there are a hundred of those on the ground, a hundred. You want to know why? Because they cost a dollar fifty. None of you are bad at fashion. You're just not great at fashion. None of you are bad at fashion. You're just not great at fashion. None of you would really,

they wouldn't be taking picture of you and sticking you in GQ. And that's a thing. Like if you want, I sure am glad I paid $3,000 for this. It's a real boost to my confidence. I'm ready to go get those hot chicks now. Right.

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working out, looking physically in a certain manner, and we know that's attractive because it's done research. So bad. So bad. He's too bad. Yeah, he's, yeah. He's attractive. And that's why if you travel around the world, you'll see that.

It's getting about time for another bump. Yeah, yeah. It's everything's starting to drain. Right. You'd only know this if you'd done cocaine. You would only know this. But if you have, and I suspect quite a few of you out there probably have, you know exactly what's going on.

We suspect. We don't know for a fact. We're not saying that he is. We're saying that he might be. There's quite a few of the signs. Yes, quite a few of the signs are there. Standards change. The Western beauty standards that we have are not the same as

the Eastern beauty standards. I lived in Africa for a few years. I ran a factory for a very short period of time. You ran a factory in Africa? What? Look at a factory. You're running a factory. Very short period of time. Was this while he was moved over to try and get that girl back? He made out of the country. That's right. His idea. How you get your best friend to fall in love with you. You move out of the country. You stop all contact. And when you come back, you ask her out for bowling. I ran a factory for a short period of time making capes for men. Superman capes. Check that tag, will you buddy? I love that, I lived there for a few years

and really got to meet the locals. And attractive over there is not the same as in the rest. It's attractive to be overweight. It's considered beautiful, big is beautiful over there. And you'll see men fighting to try and get larger women and men actively trying to gain weight because it looks attractive because it shows you're affluent, you can afford to eat whatever you want, it doesn't

matter and you can go to the joint stress structure. That he's losing absolute right, he's currently right now. You can go to Denny's anytime you are to. Me in shape to work. So my point is where you are, alters what is, and it is the media that can give you this easy insight where you can just copy it. And it's so simple to have a couple of really nice outfits where you like, look the bomb.

But I would strongly recommend for everybody. Look the bomb. Why isn't the good fuck is this guy talking about? He's a Frankie B in training. He really is. He's gonna be angry and hateful at women any day now. It's coming. Half his children are with somebody else.

Well, did he say, we first got introduced to him. Didn't he say that he's in multiple partnership relationships? Well, here is this, I'll kind of tip my hand a little bit. I'll tip I had a little bit. He's actually been on ITV for his polyamory. Our good friends at the morning show on ITV and the polyamory. I will write it down. Just so I don't remember. So I don't forget. Just so I don't remember. So I don't have to remember. He's been on multiple television shows about his polyamorous relationship. And if you think what he's saying now is funny,

wait until you hear what he has to say about Polyamory. Season number four. You dress like that every day or not, it's up to you. But if you're making a point saying, I want to look my best today because I want to meet people, it's really good to best foot forward. And I would recommend everybody do that. I would address today because I want to meet people. I'm going everybody do that. I'm gonna recommend Sam. I'm gonna dress today because I wanna meet people.

I'm gonna get dressed. I'm gonna talking. I'm gonna saying things. I'm thoughtful mostly. I'm getting out there, I'm getting dressed. I'm a provider. I'm a provider. I've been providing.

How is your physique? You do not have to be super ripped. I love the video compilations they do where they'll compare a guy who's really, really ripped against an average guy, and they'll show that the average guy, sometimes we'll get more people be interested in some. It really comes down to personal taste. However, there is something to be said,

not for being physically amazing in shape, but for being able to hold a baby, for being able to walk up a flat. What? Go game! Doggonee, grainy! There is something to be said for being able to hold a baby. Let me wrap up this entire video in one noise. Yeah.

What in the good fucking sky talking about? What? What? Holding a baby. If you can't hold a baby after the age of 10, you need to go to an osteoporosis specialist. It doesn't take a lot to hold a baby. I didn't expect that to be one of the things there. If holding a baby is a measure of attraction,

there's I have one, a hot mother fucker, because I have been holding a lot of babies for the last six years. Stayed carrying some bags about losing your breath. And that's whether you're a guy or a girl, it doesn't make any difference. Like, you know, outside of medical conditions. She used that nasal passages, all kind of whacked out. All kind of whacked out.

Many excuses for normal. He's losing steam, yeah. At least doing the bad minimum of working out. And I would argue the bad minimum of working out is something like, can you do 40 push-ups? Can you do 40 push-ups? Come on, man, you haven't done a push-up in your life. If you think that most people can get down to do 40 push-ups in a row.

Yeah, I know, even strong. I work out three times a week, and 40 push-ups is about as much as I can do. You wanna know why? Because it's really hard to bench press your body weight, essentially. So fucking moron. What's he sit-ups ups and can you do 40 squats

and can you run for a mile without being completely devastated? Oh my God. It's the most ridiculous. Nice workout, isn't it? What is this? Arnold Schwarzenegger's physical fitness academy. You can do that, you'll probably find.

Everything else is sure if you want to go that go that but I think you should at least be If I paid for this if I paid for this course if I'm one of the five guys in this room, I'm pissed at this point. Yeah, I'm like you're not talking to Telling me anything and anything you are saying is nonsensical at best. Yeah, do those things or some variant of Depending on you know your own health conditions But it's not a lot to ask somebody to be able to do those things. And once you can do that, you have an amount of strength that will enable you to go out to the world. Once you do that, you get a rock hard bono,

get some thoughtfulness, provide for everybody, be good at saying things, sleep with your boss's wife. I've just given you all the tools to succeed. The basic. Yeah. Consider your $5,000 well spent. I'm just giving you all the tools to succeed. The basic. Yeah. Consider your $5,000 well spent. See, while we're at that, you might as well add stretching into that as well, which is

something that everybody should be doing. Stretching. Stretching. Stretching is adding to my perfect hand. Stretching. You're stretching out. That's what you're doing. You're stretching. Sexual it. That's what you're doing. You're stretching.

Sexual. Are you comfortable sexually? And can you talk about sex without getting upset, angry, or weirded out by it? It's attractive to be able to talk about sex because if you're gonna have sex with somebody, they wanna know that you're not gonna judge them. And they can feel comfortable opening up to you

about what they want sexually. If you are not- You're a vagina, Sucks. Just gotta let you know that. Before we have sex, I wanna let you know that I'm really angry about it. So we're talking about sex. If it's a weird subject for you,

it makes you unattractive. It definitely impacts you on that. And then lastly, socially, do you have a good friend group? Do you have an actual healthy social life? I can tell you guys, I have multiple social lives. I have social lives in clubs, I have social life, a board game group, I have social life. Board game groups and clubs.

Where do you get the cocaine from? Which social life is that? Clubs. With my work colleagues, and I have a social life with my friends and my family, I have a number of different social lives. I do amateur acting right now. I have multiple lives.

I'm just random things. I do amateur acting. Is this one of those amateur acting? Yeah, thanks. Hours here, but. I ended up doing and I have a social life there with the other Thessians. I have a number of different social lives

and if somebody meets me, one of the first things they say, like, wow, you have a variety of hobbies and you know lots of people. And it's like, yeah, I do. Because that's what I do. I'm pretty awesome. Pretty awesome.

Hey, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You're pretty awesome. Pretty awesome. Hey, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You're pretty awesome. I know. I know. I know. It's awesome. It's awesome.

It's like that guy following me around. Men want to be you. Women want to sleep with you or is it the other way around? I'm not sure. You're awesome. You're attractive. Not only, I'm also embracing these elements of my life because I want to do them, but still, it helps. So, 10 points. Look at your list, add up how many you put a tick by. And that is, well, I would argue, a very good way to rate yourself on a scale of once 10,

with a view to looking at what areas you need to develop next. What I tend to find is people find an element they like and they keep working at that one element. So they'll be like, I'm humorous. I'll just do it. Well, as much as I would love it, if they actually told you what these guys got on the score, I don't think that's about to happen. But if that did happen and they would explain it, that would be awesome. I think I pretty much wraps up the part of the video we want to pay attention to. He's going to sell us on the next course,

and I'm not interested. Because I get it for free. Oh my god, that's awesome. Well, I think I, if I had to go by just what he said, I think I scored a zero out of 10. I don't even know what he was talking about. That was great. Adam the liar is wonderful.

Adam the liar. Adam the liar. Also, note is Adam Lyons. So you can go check him out on YouTube. If you're so inclined and in season number four we'll do more Adam the liar coming the first week in February. Chrissy and I will be back at it season number four. We've got a couple of best of episodes coming the last week in January to hold you over for exactly one week while we take a break.

Come on hang in there with us for one week. You know you can do it. And then lots of exciting stuff coming up in season number four. We might be, we might be, on the world's biggest podcast. Yes. In season number four. I think so, that's what we're going. I didn't say we would be the world's biggest podcast.

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