The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Biden's Post-Dropout Interview, Trump’s Crowd Size Insecurity & Elon’s Legal Fit | Hannah Berner
Episode Date: August 9, 2024Michael Kosta on Joe Biden’s big comeback, why Donald Trump is having a crowd-measuring contest with Martin Luther King Jr., The astronauts whose 10-day mission is turning into eight months, and Elo...n Musk's legal temper tantrum. And, Grace Kuhlenschmidt attends Kamala Harris’s first rally with running mate Tim Walz to ask supporters about the Minnesota governor’s experience, dad energy, and the biggest elephant in the room: his whiteness. Then, stand-up comedian Hannah Berner talks about her new Netflix special, “We Ride at Dawn,” the fine line between bachelorette trips and cults, and the benefits of more creative avenues available to women pursuing a career in comedy. Berner and Kosta also bond over their common tennis-to-comedy career paths.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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We've got so much to talk about tonight.
NASA astronauts are about to get very sick of that freeze-dried ice cream.
Joe Biden sends proof of life and Elon Musk is mad on the internet.
But first, let's kick things off with another installment of Indecision 2024. Donald Trump hasn't been having the best time lately. He's losing
ground in the polls. His opponents are dominating the news cycle. And someone just showed him what
J. D. Vance looks like without the beard.
So it wasn't surprising that when Trump held a news conference earlier today,
he had the frustrated energy of a coach after losing four games in a row.
Are you worried at all that besides the Harris' trout?
Oh, give me a break.
He's so mad. he's so mad.
He's so mad.
That's what I sound like when I check out of a hotel and I find out there was a pool fee.
It's like, give me a break. I didn't even know there was a pool.
But all right, man, look, just tell us how big your crowds are and try not to be weird about.
I've spoken to the biggest crowds.
Nobody's than me. If you look at Martin Luther King...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hold on, all right?
Let's be careful comparing yourself to Martin Luther King here.
I know you were both investigated by the FBI, but that's about it.
Do not try to say that you were more popular. When he did his speech, his great speech, and you look at ours, same real estate, same
everything, you look at it and you look at the picture of his crowd, my proud, we actually
had more people.
Okay. Just to sum up. Trump was asked about Kamala's crowd size, and his answer ended up
being I'm better than MLK.
Probably not the best answer but it could have been worse. Trump could have
been like, and out of nowhere, MLK decided he was black. When did that
happen? Let's move on to someone who doesn't have to worry about crowd
size ever again, the current president. Joseph rode hard and put away wet, Biden.
He just gave his first interview since he dropped out of the race.
And after a few weeks of resting, being out of the spotlight,
I bet he's energized and mistake-free.
Are you confident that there will be a peaceful transfer of power in January 2025.
If Trump wins, no, I'm not confident at all.
I mean, if Trump loses, I'm not confident at all.
Nailed it!
Look, look, that was a huge mix-up, but everyone, relax.
Remember, he's not the candidate anymore. He's just the president.
So, who cares?
Who cares?
Two months ago, watching a video like this would have given me to start free-basing
Perkissette, but now that he's not the nominee, I can just free-based Perkisset for fun.
No, I'm just kidding.
I don't do it to a fun, I do it because I'm addicted.
Let's move on.
Because if you're sick of the presidential race and you wish that you could spend the rest of it as far as far as far as far as far as far as far as far as far as far as the the the the the the th as far as far as far as the the th as far as tha tha the thi as far as thia thia thi, thi, thi, thi, to bea to bea to bea to beaqi-a-a-a-a-a-a-upi-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s, thiiiii-s, thi-s, to-s, to-s, to-s, to-s, to-siiiiiiiiiiiiia-s.ia-s. to-sia-siiiiiii the rest of it as far away as possible, then you're going to envy these next two people.
Some big news from NASA, those two astronauts who launched on a Boeing Starliner spaceship
for a 10-day mission back in June.
Well there's worried now they may not be coming home until next February.
February 2025.
They're going to miss the insurrection. They were supposed to be gone for a week,
and now it's going to be eight months?
And this is not just an eight-month trip.
This is an eight-month work trip.
Take a good look around at your co-workers.
And imagine spending eight months with them.
Makes you want to kill yourself live on air, doesn't it? And by the way, they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they are they are they are they are they are they're they are they they they they they're they they they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not them. Makes you want to kill yourself live on air, doesn't it?
And by the way, they're not going to be back in eight months either.
Things always end up taking longer than they say.
There's a formula I use when someone else tells me how long it's going to take to fix
something.
What I do is I take that amount of time and I add forever to it.
Don't we fake all our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our our space all all all all all all all all all all space all all space space space space space space space space space space space space space our space space space space space space space space space space space space space space our space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space space fake all our space shit anyways? You know, why is this a problem? Just open the door of the soundstage and Burbank and let these people go home.
But apparently it's more complicated than that.
NASA and Boeing engineers remain divided over whether it's safe to bring Wilmore and Williams
back on Starliner.
Their concern, helium leaks and engine thruster problems could pose serious risks.
Boeing believes Starliner would bring the astronauts home safely.
I'm very confident we have a good vehicle to bring the crew back with.
Yeah, well if you know Boeing says it's safe, I think we can just trust them on this one, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, there are days without an incident sign.
There's almost up to double digits.
They got that.
What's that?
I'm being told that the days without incident sign fell and killed someone?
Oh.
Why are we even still going to space?
There's no gravity up there.
We can't breathe.
I think it's sending us a message.
We already have a planet. Earth,
right here. And it's going to be here for at least another 20 years, 15 if you use a plastic
straw. But for whatever reason, we're up there. And so to those poor astronauts who are
stuck up in space, I personally, I give them permission to have an affair. You know? Zero gravity,
baby. It's the perfect excuse. Who hasn't gotten stuck in space and floated inside a coworker?
It happens to the best of us.
And finally, let's move on to someone we wish would get stuck in space.
Elon Musk. Ever since he took over X, formerly known as Twitter, formerly known as a good website,
he's lost every advertiser except Cheech and Chong, which is what tends to happen when your
entire website is just Nazis peddling cryptocurrency to porn bots.
So to get advertisers back, Musk could clean up Twitter or he could do this.
Elon Musk's social media platform X is suing a group of major advertisers over an
alleged ad boycott.
The suit claims the group organized to block billions of dollars of ad revenue over its
concern about a change in brand safety standards since Musk acquired the platform
back in 2022.
The lawsuit comes, despite Musk previously claiming that he didn't care if brands pulled their advertisements.
There was all of the criticism, there was advertisers leaving, we talked to Bob I got today.
I hope they stop. You hope don't advertise. You don't want them to advertise? No. Go fuck yourself.
But go fuck yourself.
Is that clear?
I hope it is.
Wow, interesting.
I didn't think it was possible to look uncool while wearing a leather jacket and telling
people to go f-bick themselves, but he pulled it off somehow.
Now, the go-fee-yourself guy might not be the best person to convince you that this lawsuit isn't frivolous and desperate and pathetic, but luckily Elon Musk hired this lady, Linda Yaccarino, and as the CEO of
Twitter, it's her job to give his childish outburst the veneer of grown-up reasoning, and she explained
this whole situation perfectly. Hey everybody, I was shocked by the evidence uncovered
by the House Judiciary Committee that a group
of companies organized a systematic illegal boycott against X.
These organizations targeted our company and you, our users.
That puts your global town square the one place that you can express yourself freely and
openly at long-term risk, no small group
of people should be able to monopolize what gets monetized.
Rest assured, X has never been more committed to innovating and expanding all of our global
town square.
Wow.
That was a lot of unnecessary hand gestures.
And can we cool it with the global Town Square thing?
This isn't the only website for people to express their thoughts, okay?
You know, I'm on Instagram. I'm on Reddit.
I've got an only fan where I scoop oatmeal with my feet.
I'm fine.
And I don't do Apple Cinnamon, so stop asking, okay?
But actually, that wasn't the only video that Linda, tha, tha, tha, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the theeean, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,? But actually, that wasn't the only video that Linda Yaccarino made.
Here at the Daily Show, we just got an advanced copy of her next one.
I was shocked to learn that people think our lawsuit against advertisers was stupid and
a waste of time.
In reality, we are defending ourselves.
Without advertisers, we will die.
People say that we are being big crybabies who don't understand basic capitalism.
But we believe that we at X should be able to continue to platform sexual harassers
and Nazi, whoopsy, diverse voices without suffering any consequences.
There are not one, not two, but three important reasons for this.
Currently we are drowning in debt and lawsuits are the only way that we can make money.
We are going to win this lawsuit.
We need to win this lawsuit because no one else will hire me after this
shit.
But we come back.
Grace Cool wants to attend to Comapalooza. So don't go away. John Stewart here, unbelievably exciting news.
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This week,
Kamala Harris held her first rally with her new vice presidential pick,
Tim Walsh.
Grace, too' show.
This week, Kamala Harris held her first rally with her new vice presidential pick, Tim Wals.
Grace Koolin Schmitt went down to check out the vibes.
I'm here in Philadelphia at Kamala Harris's first joint rally
with her newly minted VP pick, Tim Walls.
Wow.
I haven't seen this much excitement about a white guy
since the last one dropped off the picket.
The party people are here to slay,
but are these Kamala Maniacs ready to get Walls killed? So how excited are you about Tim Wals thi from Joe Biden is running for president to
Joe Biden just dropped out? Completely excited that's all I'll say. Mostly
excited like mostly really excited. So excited yeah awesome we're pumped you look
really pumped. The excitement is infectious even Jady Vance's nemesis is here. I think we're also doing fun. I don't know a whole lot about them,
but I trust Kamala's instinct.
These Democrats were still discovering their new candidate.
So I wanted to bring them face to face with the man himself.
All right, so here he is, Tim, how do you feel looking at him for the first time?
I like them.
This is the guy. We're gonna do it!
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Wait, my bad, sorry.
This is Tim Walz.
This is Tim Walz.
I thought it looked like Tim Kane.
I got some confused.
Sorry.
He looks like every other white guy.
Yeah, but he's a teacher.
True. What is it that you love about walls? Friendly Dad Energy. Friendly Dad Energy.
That's very fun.
He served his country in every way in so many capacities.
But can he serve?
Yes.
Yes.
We will make sure that he can serve.
Right.
So Tim has a lot of positives.
But nobody wanted to name the albino elephant in the room that makes him such a political asset. He's well loved by his estate. And? His name is two
syllables, Tim lost. And I think he'll bring the voters that she meets. Because we
need somebody from the heartland. He seems more relatable to average Joe.
Veteran, coach, teacher, gun owner.
And nothing makes me more secure than a white guy with a gun.
I love it.
What a great thing.
He knows about hunting, farming.
He knows those people.
Those are his people.
Those people.
I know what you're talking about.
Oh, the Midwest.
Are we allowed to say those people? After talking in circles for hours, somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody to somebody to somebody. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe. toe. toe. toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toa.ea.ea.ea. toea.ea. toe. to? After talking in circles for hours, somebody was finally ready to come out and say it.
I mean she definitely did it. I hate to say that someone white. Someone white. Yeah.
It's kind of like hello like they run the world a little bit. Yeah, yeah.
It's good to have a white guy back, isn't it? I mean diversity is wonderful. We can make an exception for a special white male.
Yeah, you're right.
How crazy is it that there hasn't been a special white male on the Democratic ticket
for the last 16 days, one hour and 14 minutes?
So it wasn't hard for you these past three weeks, so you weren't kind of like,
what am I going to have some representation around here?
I feel represented really right now, so.
That's what's up?
Shout out Tim, giving white guys a whole new way to look at the world and
understand that they have a place there or they can belong.
By having a black, Asian woman as a democratic candidate, so I think it was necessary
that we had a white man.
Right, in a way was he kind of like a DEI hire?
Oh, absolutely.
Okay, so we know Tim Walls is white,
but is he white enough to win all 19 electoral votes
from Pennsylvania?
Have you seen him play Hockey Sack?
Have you seen him out of Dave Matthews' to'n'cet? Have you seen him say I love yogurt.
I love eating yogurt, and I'm a white guy.
Have you seen him say that?
Is he white enough?
Who's close to Lily White, I think, so.
You think so?
When it comes to white, he's right.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Okay, cool.
So let's see some real American-style diversity in action. In Minnesota, we respect our neighbors
and their personal choices that they make.
There's a golden rule.
Mind your own damn business.
He's definitely white.
It's clear that this ticket is already reaching across the aisle.
Their platforms speak to us way more than the Republican platform.
This might be a crazy question, but have you thought about just being Democrats?
So I want more of everyone in America to realize that not all Republicans are weird.
I think that's really a beautiful.
Yes, changes in the air.
Republicans are getting less weird and Democrats are getting less normal.
And some things are more the same than ever.
Let's look in the camera together right now and say it,
Hey, white guys.
Future's happening, baby.
We're back.
We're back.
Thank you, Grace.
When we come back, comedian Hannah Berner will be joining me on the show. Don't go away.
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Welcome back to the other show.
My guest tonight is a stand-up comedian whose Netflix special is called We Ride at Dawn.
Please welcome Hannah Burner. I mean, look at this is amazing. This is your so daily show. I mean, look at this is amazing. This is your so daily show. I try to match the energy. Yeah. Um. Uh, that's great. That's. the. to. the. to. the. to. the. to. the. to. the. to. the. to. the. to. the. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. the. to. the. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the I try to match the energy. Yeah
That's great. That's great
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It depends on the cult, Michael.
Some are better than others, and I would fall for one.
I am one of those people who would fall for a call.
It's always a very compelling person, it seems to be at the front of.
They're so good at sales. I mean, so naturally, you you you you you you was this drawn from some bachelorette experience?
And there had to be some people that mad about this joke.
I hate to call myself out, but it was my bachelorette.
Oh!
Oh! The audience made me feel really bad about that.
No, but I kind of felt this weird sense of power.
Like, everyone was like, look, making sure I was okay.
And I was like, in the wrong hands,
this could go real wrong.
Yeah.
So I think I was able to be good,
but it's just, look, there's already a wage gap,
and we're paying all this money for Bachelorette.
Honestly, I feel like the man came up with the bachelorette idea. Okay. I remember when people were like, Michael, are you doing a
bachelor party? I'm like, I'm a stand-up comic who's on the road. Everything. It's all
the bachelor party. It's all a bachelor party. You hit the road. You are stand-up comic.
You've got a lot going on. But let's talk about being a woman in comedy, because it seems like a tough path.
Do you want to become one? I become a woman in comedy. In a serious sense, you've got to have some
thick skin to do this. Yes. Yeah, I do think that people wonder why there's not more women in comedy.
But starting off and seeing that you have to go to these bars late at night. So many hilarious women are like maybe there's other things I could do because this is kind of annoying. Yeah.
I do think that like having Tick Tock and having other avenues has helped me kind of be
able to work on my material a lot without having to like deal with drunk people and
too much. Or what about just the dudes in the green room judging all the time? And I say that as one of those dudes.
But there is a male...
Do you want to tell them what happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
Well, you brought your dog Walter to the green room once.
And I was trying to have like a safe, calm energy before my show. And Walter just just just tha And I'm already dealing with all the comics
give me weird energy. This dog doesn't like me. Yeah. And I thought dogs could
read good character. Yeah well maybe he can. So. Walter is a dick my dog.
And you should follow Daily Show dogs. There's a lot of pictures of him on there. But you know if you had him for the
weekend he would snuggle up with you.
I appreciate that.
Although, I noticed on your special, in the end, the very end, I watched it all the way
through to the end, you thank some people, one of which is your cat.
Yes. Butters?
Butter save your life? It doesn't say that. I've never heard that before. How did that happen?
You know, I'm on the board of childless cat ladies.
And...
Am I trying to run for something right now?
What am I doing?
No, but I do feel like there's moments where a cat just being there for you, not judging you for all of your mistakes and regrets.
She just loves you for you and that was important in some hard times in my life.
Because you know comedy is a coping mechanism, I think having a really cute animal is
also a coping mechanism.
This whole business is people saying no to you, but when I come home my dog says yes
to me. Yeah. That sounds like very sexual what I just said? I don't, I mean it to sound the way.
Your special is not, it's, keep going, keep going,
keep going, Michael, keep going.
Don't talk about f-your dog after bad sets.
All comics should have a pet that loves them no matter what.
Because the audience doesn't always love you.
No, it's true.
Your special, I'm a man and you say at some point in your special
like there's not a lot of men here. You point, you single out a guy. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, I'm
sure he loved that. But am I, was I, as a man, was I allowed to consume and watch your special?
I love, I feel like, you know what the reality TV shows that guys were like, I'm not into this stuff. But then like half an hour in, you see him in the kitchen, just like, why'd she say that to her?
Yeah, totally.
Totally.
So I feel like this is a great special to watch with your guy.
And I feel like it's kind of the female locker room.
Like, they hear things.
Or girls are like, see, I'm not the only one who like, I feel like I like kind of just speaking out as a childless cut like community
and making guys kind of understand us a little more and like we like this
comedy from a male perspective and I think it's great to have the female
perspective too. I agree and it's yeah
And it's yeah. The Daily Show has been on air for 29 years no one has ever said
quief behind this d'oeuvre.
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been gaslit to believe that like they have a problem if they keep and it's like he
quiefed you yeah and I got a lot of messages from women being like, it happened tonight and I felt no shame. And if that's what I bring to the
world, that's what I brought. Yeah, I mean, that's like. A lot of questions. No, I mean,
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We have.
But that doesn't have to do with Cleaving.
But grunting is a sound that our bodies make.
Mm-hmm.
Different location.
And grunting is just like,
Yeah.
And we might edit a lot of that out. People don't know that when I first started comedy, we hit tennis balls together,
and I remember being like, wow, this is a guy who played tennis
who's a successful comedian.
Maybe there's a chance that I could do well in this business.
Look, look where we are now.
It's pretty cool.
Yeah, like how you're saying we.
The reason Walter growled at you is you saw the trajectory of your career. He was like stop her now. No, I mean you played at University of Wisconsin, Madison, go Badgers. I mean what is
this, what is this evoke? What does that evoke for you? I'm upset. By the way, that's
her. We didn't just pull like... No, you know I was in it, you know, waking up at 6 a.m., weights, tennis. Yeah, look at that.
I, yeah, you know, I worked my butt off and I do think that there was a moment when I didn't
go pro where I was like, this was all for nothing.
I'm glad I wasted 15 years in my life.
And I really now looking back, realize how tennis did prepare me for a lot of the adversity that I've dealt with with comedy, and how with comedy, you're never like a real loser
unless you like tell yourself you're a loser.
Because I could be like, they liked it.
They were laughing with their nose.
Like, they, where tennis, it's like, you lost.
So I've been much kinder to myself with comedy than I was with tennis. And I th I th I th I th I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin thin tho tho tho tho thin, you thin, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you thin. theateateateateateate, thoes, thoes, the, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, tho, tho, tho, tho, thean, thean, tha, tha, tha, tha, tell, tell, tha, tha, the, like, to myself with comedy than I was with tennis. And I think dealing with pressure has been easier compared to like some of the things
I dealt with with tennis.
Why is the junior tennis world, and excuse us everybody, we're just going to talk about
junior tennis for a second.
This is very niche.
This is very niche.
And I thinneed.
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. to ourselves and I think it's something we all can do all the time positive self-talk and I in his junior tennis player heard you should be positive
with yourself but it wasn't happening no is this is junior ten I mean is it true?
I mean is it trm. Is it tra, is it good? You said it prepared you? Yeah because I'll joke with my dad I'm like I think you were too tough on me he's like well well well well well you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. I the. I thea. I thea. I thea. I thea. I thea. thea. t but I do think it's... The joke about quiefing was good.
And you got tennis to think for that.
I get my sense of humor from him.
Yeah.
But I do think when we were growing up, I mean you're a little older than me,
but when we were growing up, we didn't have,
people weren't aware of people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people weren't, people weren't, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, people weren't, people, people weren't, people weren't, people weren't, people weren't, people weren't, of like the mental health as much. And we knew that it was supposed to be hard, and it was just whoever can push themselves harder.
And I didn't realize that you could have fun and be a winner.
And I think with comedy, I've learned like you can laugh,
have fun, and also succeed in ways.
And I think it's a cheat code to decide not to be mean to yourself. And that took a long time for me to to learn to learn to learn to learn to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be the the the the the the to be. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. the their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the........ thean. Iean. toean. tean.ean.ean.ean.ean.ean.ean.ean.ean.ean. Iean. Iean. Iean. Iean. And. And. And Ieanananeaneanean. yourself. And that took a long time for me to learn. Yeah.
But it's like with tennis I loved it,
but it didn't always bring me joy.
And I didn't realize that you can stop
and find something that brings you joy
that you'll also be good at too.
I love that.
That's excellent.
And it's great.
Quit your jobs. Fine Joy, do drugs. Do you still follow tennis?
You still follow?
It's crazy.
I'm like newly back obsessed with tennis.
I watch tennis all day.
I'm training again.
But like, you're training.
It's almost like therapeutic in my own way.
Like I take a lot of breaks.
Yeah, that's okay.
Of the pro players out there, men and women, who like can't take your eyes off of or are who's resonating with Hannah?
Shout out to some young Americans Emma Navarro.
Yep. Had a great season. Yeah. Extremely talented. Jesse Pagula, Cocoa Goff, Ben Shelton.
Yeah. What is it that you look for in a pro? What is it that you look for? Like I like fashion and then I like backhand.
I really want to play it as a badass backhand, right?
I like a player who's fearless.
I like a player who goes for things and does things that I never had putspa to do on my own.
I love to see people, yeah, who seem like they have no fear. Even though I know they're all scared, it's cool to see like they're not human.
I love watching Ben Shelton.
Ben Shelton will hit like 150 Mount Hour Second Serve and the way I used to hit second serve,
please go in, please go in, please go in, please go in.
I mean, I think it's tennis is such a mental battle, so I love people see people overcome their nerves and fears and I also kind of love to see when they are human like when Sabalanka lost her
serve that was so human of her and then she won a major after that so I
love seeing people deal with adversity and I love comebacks I love revenge
honestly sports is the best reality TV let's talk about last
thing you you mentioned it. Revenge.
Revenge.
I'm Sicilian.
Okay, that's it.
That's all I need to know.
No, but I mean, one of the things that endures, one of the things that I really love about
you is your work ethic.
I mean, before the show I see you doing man on the street in the city of the New York
afterwards, you're always like, you're got your, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, the, t, t, t, the, th, th, New York afterwards you're always like you're oh you got your podcast you got your tick-tock you're crushing it what is
driving this is it some kind of revenge I would say that's a glamorous I
would love to blame revenge but like I'm running from my thoughts okay
when I'm sitting alone for an hour I start to be like who is gonna to die and I just I love working I just I love working it to thr-I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I I I I I love working. It makes me feel fulfilled.
I love creating.
But I also think revenge.
Like, there's always going to be people don't believe in you,
or people who try to take you down.
And I think as a tennis player, we're very individual.
So I kind of have this story in my head where I'm like,
I'm going to take all that energy and help the the the the to motivate to motivate the the to motivate the to motivate the the th and motivate the to motivate th.
to like keep working, keep creating. I love it.
Hannah Burner, we ride at Dawn, we're streaming on Netflix,
Hannah Burner.
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