The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Jordan Klepper Recaps Barack Obama Sizing Up Trump & More DNC Night 2 Highlights | Gov. Wes Moore
Episode Date: August 22, 2024Jordan Klepper recaps the DNC's second night, from an electric roll call featuring Lil Jon to headliners Barack and Michelle Obama delivering soaring rhetoric while also hitting below the belt. Plus, ...Desi Lydic has notes for the delegation from Illinois, and Ronny Chieng reveals the insults Democrats have coming next for Trump. To land one of the most coveted interviews with Gov. Tim Walz at the DNC, Grace Kuhlenschmidt is trying every trick in the dad-bait book, from giving away the movie Rudy on Blu-Ray to asking if anyone can show her how to use a stud finder. And Maryland Governor Wes Moore talks about investing in a ticket that embodies fighting for freedom, how Kamala Harris’s policies incorporate her work from the Biden administration, the differing images of patriotism between the right and the left, and Harris’s role as a partner in support of Maryland, from improving employment rates to lending a hand after the Baltimore Key Bridge collapse.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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From Chicago, where conventions always go really, really well,
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Convention. Broadcast with your host Jordan Clapper. Welcome to the Daily Show.
I am.
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and we are here in Chicago, everybody.
Oh, wait!
Oh, week!
I gotta say, I gotta say.
This week has been lovely for me personally because I spent some seriously formative years
living in Chicago doing comedy. So, yes, thank you. This city is in my blood and by that I
mean I suffer from a duck's hot dog induced cholesterol problem. Worth it. But we're here
to talk about the Democratic National Convention. So, let's get into Indecision 2024.
Yesterday was night two of the DNC and the positive vibes were still going strong.
People were dancing, they were singing, they were cheering, they were cheering, they were putting invisoline in.
Poor bastard. He's thinking, there's 20,000 people in this arena. There's no way the camera's
going to be pointed at me for two seconds while I take up my invisoline. In front of the whole world.
You know his dentist was like, the
best part of invisoline is that no one will ever know you have it. And, I mean, who is the
cameraman who staked out this guy for 30 hours just to get that two-second shot, you know?
This is a convention not a planet Earth shoot. Watch the aging liberal slowly prepare his mouth to attract a mate. Now, the
actual purpose of the convention is to officially nominate the party's
presidential ticket and they do that through a state roll call. Here's what
that look like at the Republican Convention a few weeks ago.
Pursuant to the announcement of the delegation and the rules and procedures of this convention,
Oklahoma, 43 votes, President Trump.
Okay.
I get it.
A lady who runs an orphanage, counts the votes, and...
That's that. But, last night, the votes, and that's that.
But last night, the Democrats changed things up a bit.
Georgia, how do you cast your vote?
Yeah!
Yeah! Ladies and gentlemen, we are here tonight to officially number eight, Kevin
the Harris, the president is five, get loud, another round of shots.
D.C. turn out for one.
Wow.
Wow.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoo.
I didn't know politics was so litch.
I'm going to start voting.
I just know that when Little John wrote this song, he was thinking to himself,
this will absolutely rip at the 2024 Democrat National Convention.
I'd love to hear someone explaining to the older white delegates who Little John is.
He's a rapper, mom, you know, that musical genre invented by Lynn Manuel Miranda.
They actually had a DJ spinning song from each state as they came up.
He played Motown Philly for Pennsylvania, a chapel rone song for her home state of Missouri.
Yeah, Iowa probably had happy birthday or some shit.
Not a big music state. Personally I can't wait to
see my home state of Michigan show.
Oh ho ho! Yeah!
palms are sweaty, mom spaghetti. You got the mic, Michigan, make me proud!
Michigan, how do you cast your vote?
This November,
we're in together.
Michigan, cast three presents.
Okay, to cross 25 bolts.
Yeah!
What are you doing?
You embarrassed this in front of Illinois?
Oh!
Michigan!
Come on, Michigan, how did you mess that up?
You can't say a simple number, but you know how to say Ipsilani?
Come on.
This is why you go to rehearsal ladies. You literally only had
one shot and you missed your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime,
y'all! You know what? Let's see if Illinois did any better. The great state of Illinois, the Prairie State, home of four presidents, including President Barack Obama.
The first place of skyscrapers and the adopted home of Superman.
The first place of skyscrapers and the adopted home of Superman.
Okay, started out strong, seems like a pretty steep drop-off from presidents and skyscrapers to the adopted home of a made-up comic book character.
I mean, you had nothing in between that, like,
Michael Jordan? I don't know.
Come on, J.B.
Come on.
I mean, last time I checked, there's no Superman Steakhouse in Chicago.
For more on the D.N.C. roll call, let's go live now to the
Illinois delegation with Desi Lydick.
Dessie,
Desi,
look, what?
I gotta know what you think.
I gotta know what you think.
The adopted home of Superman, and what do you make of that choice?
That was a huge missed opportunity, Jordan.
The committee claims that this was the best they could come up with, but there's so many
better options when you're talking about a great state like Illinois.
Sure.
Right.
Obviously.
Of course. So what would you have gone with? Well, I've been here since Monday. Right, obviously.
So what would you have gone with?
Well I've been here since Monday, so I'm officially an expert on Illinois history.
How about Illinois, home of the notorious serial killer, John Wayne Gacy?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I... Don't think that would have played, Bessie.
Okay, okay, or Illinois, where four of our last 10 governors went to prison.
Okay.
That is good.
I don't, I don't, no, I don't think that one's better.
Okay, fine. What about Illinois? In the winner, you'll freeze your tits off.
Okay.
I think we're good. Desi Lyddick, everybody.
Let's move on. I want to move on because after the roll call, it was time for the speeches,
and the headliners were Barack
and Michelle Obama.
America, hope is making a comeback.
America's ready for a new chapter.
America's ready for a better story.
We are ready for a president, Kamala Harris. You know what, I almost forgot how charming and inspirational the Obama's are.
Frankly, it's a shot of adrenaline to see these masters of the craft.
You sort of want to sit in it. You know, I almost don't want to listen to anybody else.
But, you know what, the Democrats have been telling us they have a deep bench.
You know what, the Democrats have been You know, I almost don't want to listen to anybody else. But you know what?
The Democrats have been telling us they have a deep bench.
So let's see these exciting up-and-comers tap into the energy and the charisma of the
Obama's.
In my state, we like things spicy, a little chilly on everything, A little kick in our campaigns.
And let me tell you, we are feeling in foiego right now. You know what? Maybe another quick hit of that Obama charm for a second.
We believe that true freedom gives each of us the right to make decisions about our own life.
How we worship what our family looks like.
How many kids we have, Who we marry? And we believe
that freedom requires us to recognize that other people have the freedom to
make choices that are different the good stuff, you know.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's the good stuff, you know?
Inject that hope and changing shit into my veins.
Whoa, you know, but I can't just get high off these guys all night, you know?
There's other products out there, like Kamala Harris's husband, Doug Emhoff, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ugh.
Why don't I give him a chance to touch my heart with his moving story of the first time
he called Kamala for a date?
I got Kamla's voice mailail and I just started rambling.
Hey, it's Doug.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That sure is a Doug.
Uh, that sure is a Doug.
Uh, has there ever been a more guy named Doug in history?
If your name's Doug, this is who you are.
But maybe, maybe we're asking too much of Doug.
He's a political spouse.
You don't expect a political spouse to be able to rile up a crowd.
I want to know.
I want to know.
Who's going to tell him that's
the job he's currently seeking might just be one of those black jobs.
Oh, that's not a duke. Not an ounce of dug on it. Don't the Democrats have anyone else who can tap
into that cool Obama swagger? Please welcome Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer.
No, no. That's a dog. That is a dog. I'm sorry. When you see these two up on stage, it's very
clear that for all the talk Democrats have about not looking back, they sure love to live
in 2008. And frankly, who can blame them? Nobody else in their party can capture their vision
of the future or speak to their values and perhaps most importantly nobody else
can get under Trump's skin in just the right way. There's the childish
nicknames, the crazy conspiracy the oh, I see what he did there.
Yeah, yeah, that's, that's brutal.
That's the second time this summer, the Secret Service has failed to protect Trump from a lethal attack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's, that's brutal.
That's the second time this summer, the Secret Service has failed to protect Trump from a lethal attack
For more on that dick Joe.
That's right, Jordan.
That's a new Democratic messaging. Weird is out. Trump's got a small penis is in.
Oh. Okay. So that's it. They're not using weird anymore?
Oh, no, no, no. Sorry for the confusion. It's both. His penis is small and weird.
Oh, okay. All right.
So, that's it, no policy. It's just going to be immature innuendo from now on?
Yes, the Dick Jokes are a major attack line and they're only going to get bigger.
Then smaller, then after a brief refractory period of up to 15 minutes, huge again.
So right now it's just a hand gesture.
Next week they're going to say the border wall isn't the only thing Trump can get up.
And...
And by... And by... and by election night Obama is
going to be like this guy's dick is small. Okay but but so what Trump will just
deny it. Jordan I don't think that's going to be enough because Obama knows
his game plan he's going to say prove it show us the goff certificate. Oh
Oh. Oh, okay.
I would be, I'd be careful Ronnie,
I'd be careful, Rodney Trump might actually whip out his genitals.
Right, well, if he does, this is, it's not hot at all, just like Trump's penis.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Look, Lonnie, I don't think it's going to be effective to ignore policy and just
accuse your opponents of having small dicks.
I mean, whatever happened to when they go low, we go high.
Oh yeah, whatever happened to that brilliant 2016 strategy that totally worked out
for them.
I mean, face it, Jordan, taking the moral high ground doesn't work anymore, just like
Trump's dick. Great political discourse, Ronnie Chang, everybody. When we come back, we try to interview Tim Wolls, we don't go away.
It's a brilliant...
I'm gonna be trying to...
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and all the Democratic stars.
And our Grace Koolin Schmidt went over to try to interview one of the biggest.
I came to the convention with a dream to interview Tim Wals, also known as America's
dad. This is America's dad, quote, big dad energy.
Big Dad energy.
Unfortunately, America's dad seemed to be a very difficult interview to get.
Governor Waltz.
Governor Waltz is doing his best job, ignoring you right now.
If I was going to catch Tim Walls, I needed to lure him in with a trap that a dad could not resist.
Can anyone help me with this tie for my date? Shoot, shoot. Does anyone know how to use a
stud finder? Does anyone know how to fill out a baseball score sheet by hand? Does anyone want this copy of Rudy on Blu-ray?
Come on.
I know you want it.
And now we wait.
Who are you most excited to hear talk today?
I'm really looking hard to see Barack Obama.
You're cute. Do you happen to have a convertible you could recklessly drive me around in?
Hope no one's within your shot who might want to put their foot down and stop this
ill-advised romance.
Got hotdogs.
Got hot tap to a ti a beer. Perfect trapped for Tim Walls.
I'm going to smoke a cigarette unless someone stops me.
Hope no one catches me makes me smoke the whole pack to learn a lesson.
Whoa!
I'm going absolutely crazy now.
Oh jeez.
Oh my god, I just got a ticket to a Roy Orbison cover band.
Does anyone want it?
Anyone know if there is an LLB nearby?
I don't know if I'll get to the voting booth this year.
I don't know how to drive stick. Is there anyone here who could teach you?
Down-trodden and deflated, I had one last idea.
Anyone around here know if this fire extinguisher is up to code?
I see the 2024-or on here. I see February punched out.
Are you Tim Wals? No.
All right, there are mine. Thank you, Grace. Thank you, Grace.
When we come back, Governor Westmore will be going to me on the show.
That's the way.
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That's a Midwest.
This must be a democratic audience in here.
I don't know. We can check on that. I'm not sure.
Wes, let me get this straight. You are a Rhodes scholar, a college football athlete,
an army combat veteran, a non-profit CEO, and a governor of Maryland.
Fair to say the most impressive resume on LinkedIn?
I don't know, man. I haven't seen yours yet. Yeah, no,, this is, people like an improv teacher for 10 years, then they're going to be very
impressed.
You're speaking tonight at the convention.
I am speaking tonight.
Yes.
I spent a little time over there talking to people yesterday and there is an energy.
People keep talking about this vibe.
I'm curious what you've seen and do you think this energy now is actually going to translate
into electoral success?
It will.
And the vibe and the energy is real.
Because I think both people see that there is a clear path of victory and they
understand what's at stake. I think that we have this
kind of unique thing that's happening right now where we both have the moment
and you have the candidate. Where you have both the moment of people
understanding that it's we're talking about the ideas of economic freedoms.
We're talking about the fact that we should be a country that
should be a count. We're talking about we should be a country that actually has a chance. Where the idea of an American dream shouldn't be a punchline for communities.
Right?
And we have a candidate whose life embodies,
whose life embodies,
whose life embodies protecting us from predators,
whose life embodies standing up and raising her hand when the country asked her to.
And so I think this combination that we have right now, or Vice President Harris,
and Governor Wallace is great because it's like, this is what victory feels like,
and this will mean being proud of your country. Sounds like you're measuring some drapes here, is that right?
Well, no, because we have work to do.
You know, listen, and I remember, you know, when I, I joined the Army when I was 17 years
told, uh, in fact, I, uh, and, like, real talk, when I first joined, I was so young,
my mother had to sign the paperwork for me. Really? Yeah, but after my teenage teenage teenage tape thea the tapapape the their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, toe's, thr-a, toe's, to to to to to to to to to to me, to me, to me, too-a, to their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. to, to, tr. tr. tape. tape. tape. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to, to, my mother had to sign the paperwork for me. Really? Yeah. But after my teenage year, she's sound whatever paperwork the army put in front of her.
It was actually pretty easy. But we learned something there is this idea that nothing is given,
everything is earned. Nothing is given, everything is earned.
And I think the way we are looking at this race right now is we've got to go earn it. We've got to go earn it with every voter.
We've got to go earn it with every community.
We've got to go earn it with every constituency.
And we have now 76 days to go up there and earn it.
And that's exactly what we plan on doing.
Now, I think...
I will say, though, there's an excitement, but a criticism is, there's not a lot of policy right now,
and there's a big question.
How would the Kamala Harris administration
look different than what the Biden administration would look like?
Do you see this as a continuation of the Biden policies,
or a marked difference with the Kamala Harris administration?
Well, one thing I want to be fair, the policies and the President Bidenthat we've seen from President Biden and the Biden
Harris administration have been pretty remarkable.
And so we cannot, this idea, this idea that the vice president in order to win or order to
have a successful presidency should do some hard pivot from the work that her and president
Biden did together, I would just say the only problem with that argument is facts on
on your side, right? Let's forget when the president's to go go go go go to go to go th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi hi hi hi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the thi. thi. the the thi. th. the the the th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to. to. to the. the say the only problem with that argument is facts on on your side. Right?
Let's forget, when the president's took over, we just finished, we almost had an attempted
coup in this country.
I know I was there.
Yes, you were.
Yes, you were.
Yes, you were.
Working.
Working, to be clear.
I'm glad we established that difference. Just to be clear, this goes on tape and the election doesn't go the way you want, I want
it to be very clear.
But I think the idea of her putting out policies, I think she's already begun to do that.
She's already talked about things like she is going to have an expansion of the child tax credit to $6,000, which by the way, which would would be, which would be, which would would be, which would be th, which would be the to be th, which would be th, which would be the thi, which would be thi, which would be thi, which would be the the thi, which would be the the the thi, which would be they, which would be they, which, which, which, they, they, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea the idea the idea the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th........ th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thi, thin, thin, the, the. thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean thean thean toean. thean, the. the. which would be one of the most, which, when she enacts that,
when she enacts that,
that is going to be one of the most effective ways
to fight child poverty that we have seen in this nation's history.
So she's already starting to put things out
that are really important, get up very excited.
Do you imagine, so,
in Maryland, you've been pushing some pretty progressive angles, It's a climate change, gun control, health care. Do you see the Harris administration following suit and helping in that way?
Well, I think that everything we've gotten done in Maryland has been because we've had a
great partner in the Biden-Harris administration.
I mean, look at what's happened in our state.
When I was inaugurated, Maryland was ranked 43rd in the country in unemployment.
Now, for 12 straight months, Maryland has amongst the lowest unemployment rates in the entire country. Our unemployment rate right now is 2.8 percent that we said we have now have a legalized
cannabis market inside the state of Maryland.
But I said, there's no way that we are going to celebrate the benefits of legalization
if we do not address the
consequences of criminalization.
And so, about, you know, a couple months ago, I signed the largest mass pardon for cannabis
convictions in the history of the United States.
But the reason, the reason I bring those things up is this, it was all done because I had the right
partner in Washington.
I had a White House that actually saw us, that worked with us.
And so all the momentum that we are seeing when it comes to economic growth, the momentum,
Maryland now has the fastest drop in homicides and violent crimes in the entire country right now. This is all happening because we have the right kind of partner
that we need in Washington. And to be clear, is now an appropriate time to celebrate the legalization
of marijuana? Oh, you, where are you, I'm just, uh, my, my parents were in the audience and I just want to sign off from a governor in case
I choose to partake.
I'm curious as an army veteran, Tim Walsh is catching some flack from people on the
right about, as they would characterize it, a mischaracterizing of his credentials as a vet.
Is there any amount of service that Republicans won't criticize?
How do you see that?
I mean, listen, it's disappointing.
It's disingenuous, and frankly, it's pretty dangerous.
And particularly, I'm going to be very honest.
The fact that this is coming from J.D. Vance, is actually comical.
And I'm going to tell you why. J. Vance, and, and I deeply respect the service of Corporal J.D. Vance,
the work that he did in the military.
He should also deeply respect the service of Sergeant Major Tim Waltz.
Wow.
Wow.
And I'm not as well-versed in the pecking order, but it seems like Sergeant Major is a pretty
good one.
Yeah, you know, like, you know, listen, when you join the military, if you stay in for a certain
amount of time, you hit corporal.
Less than 1% of all non-commissioned officers will hit the rank of Sergeant Major.
Okay, so, so, so this is just fact.
Most people, if you stay in long enough, you hit Corporal.
Hmm.
Oh, oh, I see.
Stop wasting your time hanging out on that couch, right?
That's right.
But, you know, but I do, and it goes back
to this whole idea of patriotism, which I do. Listen, I serve my country and I led soldiers
in combat in Afghanistan. I'm deeply proud of my service. I'm, I am in love with my country.
I love this country. And I just find it really interesting
that we're watching on the other side,
where there's like, the idea of patriotism
means like having sexual relations with the flag on the side,
which by the way, just a tie comment.
I don't know what is up with that ticket
and their obsession with fabrics.
They really, they must love the feel on the skin I suppose.
They love the feel on the skin.
Nothing like it.
Yeah, do soldiers, do they respect somebody humping the flags?
And that seems like an action of disrespect.
I saw you post about your speech tonight that it was going to be tough.
I'm curious what you have in store.
I'm also curious in watching this, who the audience is for the DNC?
You know, I think a lot of the audience is going to be, for me, it's the people who are
the disaffected.
It's the people who, you know, when we say people who are undecided, it's not even just
the people who are undecided between vice president're going to go out to the polls. You know, and I tell you, it's actually very personal me
because, you know, when I ran for governor,
I had some family members who I had to convince
to vote for me.
Really?
Oh yeah, real talk.
And it wasn't that I'm not cool in my family.
That might be it. It might be a a a a a a a a little a little a little a little a little a little a little a little a little a little that. It might be a little that. It might be a little that. it might be easier. But I had to convince them to vote.
Like, I don't come from a political family.
I don't come from a political background.
That's not something.
It's not like, I have members of my family
who were like, oh, man, election day was last week.
But that's real.
And I think that's real for a lot of folks. I think that the demo that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we've the demo that we've that we've the demo that we've that we've the demo that we've tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thoomorrow, tho, thi, thi, to speak to are the ones, frankly, who still hold a measure of skepticism in their heart.
Who look at the history of this country and say, you know what, this country hasn't always been fair.
And we have to be honest and look at them and say, you're right.
That they can say, you know what, the history of this country has been uneven, and you have to look at them and say spot, and say, and say, and say, and say, and say, and say, and say, and say, and you to say, and you to say, and say, and you to to to to say, and say, and say, at them and say, spot on. However, we do have to be clear that you can hold that skepticism in your heart and you
should, but that does not mean disengage.
Because the people, some of the greatest patriots that we have had in our history are people who actually
understood the measure of brokenness that we had in our politics and who still showed
up every day and fought for a better country.
That's what we need.
Some have said you might have aspirations for that big office someday.
After watching politics over the last 12 years, I guess my question would be, why?
I get to tell you, I cannot be more excited to have Colonel Harris to be the next president
of the United States.
And let me tell you why. I remember when months ago when the key bridge collapsed in Baltimore.
And I remember at 2.02 in the morning when my phone rang and I was told that we now had thousands of
workers who now lost their jobs. We now had 13% of my economy that was shut down.
And that we had six workers who were fixing potholes in 180 feet in the air that night who were now missing. And I remember
one of the first calls I got that morning was from Vice President Kamala Harris. I cannot
tell you enough how much it means to have a vice president and the president
called me that morning as well.
First phone call I got from the White House was at 3.30 that morning.
As a chief executive, as someone who believes in my state and believes in our people, I
cannot tell you enough how much it means to have a White House that is willing to
be your partner in the work and that's willing to support you in that is willing to be your partner in the work, and that's willing to support you in that work,
and it understands that everybody should be seen and supported,
whether they voted for you or not.
Governor Westmore, everyone.
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coming out every Thursday. We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls.
What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient-to-breed-reasonings calls. We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls?
We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches.
I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday?
Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.