The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Jordan Klepper Reports on Hunter Biden's Conviction | Kevin Bacon

Episode Date: June 12, 2024

Jordan Klepper tackles the Hunter Biden guilty verdict as well as Justice Samuel Alito's wife, Martha-Ann Alito, caught on tape planning to fight Pride flags with more flags. Michael Kosta reveals how... Governor Kathy Hochul's decision to scrap New York congestion pricing might have had something to do with the "Diner Effect." And Americans are turning their 2024 election fatigue into the latest fetish: political humiliation. From a Dominatrix specializing in shaming liberals to getting turned on by confederate bikinis, sex experts break down the fetishization of Trump, Biden, and the political landscape. Plus, award-winning actor Kevin Bacon discusses his legendary acting career and latest films, “Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F” and “MaXXXine.” They talk about fearlessly playing villains, starring alongside the hilarious Eddie Murphy, and 80s horror films as thinly veiled morality tales. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:47 host Jordan Clepper. We got so much to talk about tonight. Hunter Biden has something in common with Donald Trump. Congestion pricing gets stuck in gridlock and Samuel Alito's wife lets her freak flag fly. So, let's get into headlines. Let's get into headlines. We start with one of the most dangerous criminal masterminds in American history. Hunter Biden. He's gotten away with being Joe Biden's son for years, but today he faced Delaware justice.
Starting point is 00:01:39 We began with our breaking news, a federal jury finding Hunter Biden guilty on three felony gun charges. The president's son walking out of the courtroom earlier today, a convicted felon. Oh wow. Frankly I'm shocked. We're actually enforcing gun laws in America. Halif-h-aloo ya. What has been wild is watching how eager Republicans have been to hold a gun owner accountable. Of course, it's only because he's Joe Biden's son, but that's an opportunity. All we need is for Joe Biden to adopt every single person in America. And we can finally have some responsible gun control in this country. Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:22 Let's move on to some news out of the Supreme Court. Last weekend an undercover activist snuck into a private reception and secretly recorded Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito. And no surprise, it turns out that the guy who overruled Roe v. Wade is a bit of a religious nut. What was much more interesting is that this activist also recorded Alito's wife, Martha and Alito. She's already been in the news for flying an upside-down American flag at their house after Trump lost the 2020 election, and then for flying a far-right appeal to heaven flag at
Starting point is 00:02:55 their beach house. And if you thought two flags with a lot of flags, this lady's just getting started. You know what I want? I want a sacred part of Jesus,, because I have to look across the lagoon at the pride flag for the next month. And he's like, oh, please don't put up a flag. I said, I won't do it because I'm deferring to you. But when you are free of this nonsense, I'm putting it up and I'm going to send them the message every day. Maybe the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I'm the. And I'm th. And I'm the. And I'm thean. And I'm thean. And thean. And thri. And thean. And thean. And thr. Holy shit! This lady loves flags!
Starting point is 00:03:26 I mean, once Alito retires, that house is going to look like a f-fix Spanish galleon. I mean, later, the United Nations called, they said, tote it down with the flags, you know? But even Betsy Ross is like, Jesus, it was only doing this because we didn't have Netflix. Liking flags this much this much this much this much this much this much this much this much this much this much thi ironically this much thi thi thi thi th is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I'll thi. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I I I I I I I I'll th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll the. I'll the. I'll toe. I'll toe. I'll thea. the. thea'e. the. the. the. the. the. I'll the. I'll Netflix. Liking flags this much as, ironically, the ultimate red flag. And, yeah, it's a think of.
Starting point is 00:03:55 I also love how she refers to her husband's job as nonsense. This man is one of the most consequential men in the country, but she's like, I can't wait until you're done with your little black robe bullshit so I can focus on what really matters. Semaphore. So, Martha Ann got so mad after seeing a pride flag that she's planning to put up a whole bunch of Jesus flags to combat it.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Because everyone knows Jesus is the ultimate symbol of fuck your love. And also, if she runs out of flags, don't worry. She's thinking up more flags in her head. There'll be all kinds of, I made a flag in my head. This is how I satisfy myself. I made a flag, it's white, and it's yellow and orange flames around it, and in the middle is the word, vagonia. Vergonia in Italian means shame.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh! First off, what a burn on Justice Alito. Your wife is going around telling strangers that she has to think up new flags to satisfy herself. I gotta think up new flags because it's not like there's anybody else taking care of my needs. Somebody's got a Plessy by Ferguson, come on. No, not to be a hater, but designing a special flag for yourself is literally a homework assignment my kindergartner just had. He drew a butt farting on a stick figure man who I'm
Starting point is 00:05:26 pretty sure is supposed to be me. I don't love it but it still beats Vergonia. Look I think there's a missed opportunity. Instead of getting mad at the pride flags, Martha Ann could use this opportunity to find unity. You love flags. They love flags. The people you really should be fighting are the lawn sign people. No motion. You can't see it from up high. No way to tell the wind direction. I mean, those lawn sign people are f-animals and we all know it. Finally, let's talk about a local story with major
Starting point is 00:06:05 implications. Here in New York City we have the worst traffic out of any city in America. Did you know, it took me two and a half hours to get to work this morning. I mean, granted, I stopped along the way to watch the Garfield movie, but Tuesdays, am I right? Now, to solve this, New York was set to become the first city in America to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the to the to to the the the the to the to the the the the to the the the to the the to to the the the the the the the the to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tiexxxxxxxxxxxxxxexeck.c. tryxeau. try. tri. tr tri. tr tri. tribeau. tr tr to to try. try. try. toexxxxe? Now, to solve this, New York was set to become the first city in America to try congestion pricing, which is a toll on anyone who wants to drive into the busiest parts of Manhattan. That is, till a few days ago, when Governor Hokel pulled the plug on the plan without warning. And while everyone assumes she was worried about Democrats losing votes in the upcoming election, Hokel has a different explanation.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Hokel says her experience is talking to people in Manhattan diners, like this one near Grand Central, made her realize New Yorkers just aren't ready for congestion pricing. All I know is I encourage you to go to the next diner with me, and I'll probably be there Monday morning. Sit with me and watch the people come over and thank me. That's all I need to know. That's it. Wait, so after literally five years of debate, study, and preparation, Hokel scrapped the whole plan because she talked to some people in a diner. Who cares what people in a diner think?
Starting point is 00:07:20 There's other Americans. What about the home cooks, huh? The guy who pops open a can a progesso soup, goes to to to put to put to to to to to to to to to to to to the microwave,, the microwave, the microwave, to their their th, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiol I thi. That's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their their their their their their their their their their their I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I their I I I their I their I their I their their their thi. thi. thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's thiolioliolioliioliiolioliiiolioliioliolk. thioliolk. thioliolk. thioli. thi. That's the home cooks, huh? The guy who pops open a can of Progreso soup goes to put it in the microwave says, fuck it, then just drinks it cold, huh? Don't I? I mean, they deserve a voice too. Look, it's true, congestion, pricing won't be popular with everyone,
Starting point is 00:07:41 and it might cost you some votes in the suburbs. But, from time to time, leaders, upon to envision a better future. Be bold the implementation and execution and be undaunted by the opposition. That's how you secure progress. Wait a second. I heard that somewhere before. Anybody sick and tired of gridlock in New York City? From time to time, leaders are called upon to envision a better future. Be bold in the implementation and execution and be undaunted by the opposition. That's how you secure progress.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Oh shit! Dapy Hokel has a evil twin who is good at governing. Who know? For more on Governor Hokel's decision to reverse congestion pricing, we turn to senior political analyst, Michael Costa. Michael. Michael. Michael.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Look, the governor was fully in support of this plan six months ago. How is she so weak-willed that she would change her mind that she would that she that she that she that that that thi that that that that that that thi that that that that that that thi that that that that that that that thi-tode that that that that that that that that that that that that that thinatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatown who that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi would thi would thi would thi would thi would thi would thi would thi would thi would thi would thi would thi would thi would thi would thi would thi would thi would thi would change thi would change support of this plan six months ago. How is she so weak-willed that she would change her mind after a silly diner conversation? Well, actually, Jordan, there's nothing silly about a diner conversation. Political experts like myself understand that any opinion has extra power when it's set over a plate of eggs and toast. It's called the diner effect, okay? Now, for example, if I were to tell the governor to flip-flop on congestion pricing, she'd say no.
Starting point is 00:09:10 But what if I said... Hey, governor, you gotta hammer the nail yourself, all right? Uh, I don't think that means anything, Michael, but, you know, there's something in that that is very common sense. You're right, cancelled a fucking plan. Yeah, yeah, you see what happened there? Wait. Oh shit, did I agree with you? Yeah, you've fallen for the folksy ramblings of a man who doesn't know how to make his own toast. Damn it. Damn it. You're right. Okay, you know what?
Starting point is 00:09:49 I won't fall for that again. We can't afford to to try to revenue. That this plan was going to raise. Well, I know what, I says the whole thing could be solved ligate split. All right, you just take away to immigrants and you say, get out of here, boom. But hey, you know, what do I know? I'm just a guy to eat six sausage at links for breakfast, huh? No. You know, I, I didn't think there's a thing that makes me believe you. Got you again.
Starting point is 00:10:25 God damn it. Oh, it's all in the dinners. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. As long as I'm eating the number four special, people will think that I know what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Well, I mean that it is very, very effective. Check this out, okay? Mmm. If you've got a stack of 30 pancakes, you don't even have to say real words, all right? Hey, let me tell you something, all right? Gabush, gadong, gong-a-da-a-go! Oh, congestion salt! Okay, I know, look, look, look, Michael. Don't you see the irony here
Starting point is 00:11:05 that the actual working class people are taking the subway. They're the ones that are going to be hurt by this performative fealty to suburban car driving voters. I have no idea what you're saying right now. Hey, go to a gullin. Hey, go borgonza. Michael Costa, everybodyto live! Yeah, you go. It's a bugonza. We'll come back, we'll find out our politics to get you rocked up. That's all the way. Hey, everybody. John Stewart here.
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Starting point is 00:16:22 I do. I think that I think that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I th. that I that I that I th. that I th. that I that I inspire them to want to at least look something up. I mean, their penises are in their hands. I guess it would be awesome if you could take a step back and think to yourself like, hmm, are my thoughts and opinions obnoxious and hateful? Well, I mean, you're dealing with shame. So maybe you have changed. They're just not going to tell me. Exactly, quietly quietly. And, exactly. And, exactly. And, exactly. And, exactly. to, to, to, to be a a a to, to, their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their t. I. t. te. te. their their their their their their their their their, their, their, the're ashamed. They're just not going to tell me. Exactly, quietly shamed. I needed to understand more about this fetish, from a psychological standpoint. So I brought sex expert, Dr. Justin Lee Miller, to the Museum of Sex to make him feel at home, and ask if you knew why this fetish was the one thing that crossed the political aisle right now. There's some trauma connected trama connected trama connected con trauma con trauma con trauma in our fantasies is that it provides this opportunity to take control of a previous trauma.
Starting point is 00:17:08 So there can be something empowering about taking something like shame or humiliation and then having complete control over it. There's also some sort of humanizing element that happens when people engage in this kind of kinky behavior. People can tap into deeper elements and aspects of the self. Do you think that this fetish could help the country come together, no pun intended? I don't have any data that could necessarily say
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Starting point is 00:18:45 We'll be joining me on the show. Don't go away. Thank you. Hey, everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show coming out every Thursday. We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about? the the the the the the to to to the to to to to to the to to to the to the the to to to the the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the show. the show. the the the the the the the show. the show the show the show the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. Welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is an award-winning actor who is starring in the horror film Maxine and Beverly Hills Cop, nice, okay. Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. That, that, that, dare I say, beloved, that's what that sounded like. Oh, thank you.
Starting point is 00:20:22 It's nice, it's nice to be loved, you know. It's funny. People talk about what a pain in the ass, they ask you about what a pain in the ass it is to be famous. Yeah. And I'm like, you know what? It's the greatest thing. People will stop you on the street and say, I never take that for granted. So thank you. You're very telling. My first question. Is it a pain in the ass to be famous?
Starting point is 00:20:52 Didn't we already go over this? Oh yes, yes. It's funny watching that clip right there, you get to be a bad guy in the new Beverly Hills cop. And then also Maxine, you get to be a bit of a scumbag in that as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, very real scumbag. What demons are you exercising? You know what? It's funny you say that because, I mean, I'm not afraid of being a bad guy in the movie. You know, there's a lot of people that go,
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Starting point is 00:22:25 do like questionable things and then just go back and live a you know a hopefully you know a decent life. We should give more people shitty things to do on camera. Maybe. Yeah you might be on to something there. You get to work with Eddie Murphy on this you never worked with Eddie Murphy and it's too it's really cool because you know he's just I mean he's just he's just- I mean th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I mean th. th. th. th. th. thi's just thi's just thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the the the the the th. the th. the the thi thi thi thi thi. to to the they. to the to to the the the they. the they. the the the thi. thi thi thi th Murphy and it's too, it's really cool because you know, he's just, I mean he's just Eddie Murphy. He's just that guy, you know, he's so, he's so great, he's so cool, the way he comes on the set. And you know, the other day I was on the flight flying back, I can't remember where I was coming from, but I was watching YouTube and a clip from one of his comedy specials popped up and I don't know if you ever had this experience on a plane where you're laughing so hard to something you feel bad for the people
Starting point is 00:23:15 around you yeah and and I was literally trying to damp it down and tears were rolling down my face I mean he, he's just, he's great. And so to be on camera with him and to be in a scene like that was just so much fun. Usually for me on the plane, I'm weeping. Is that true? Yes. It could be a comedy or a tragedy.
Starting point is 00:23:36 I'm weeping. And I'm not trying to hide it from other people. I'm looking looking looking for looking for looking for looking for looking for looking for th looking for any th looking for any th looking for any kind th looking for any kind th kind th. I th. I'm looking th fear of facing my own in personal demons and and emotions, yeah. Maybe you should take on some bad guy parts. You know what? If they would offer me any single role I would say yes to it. They're afraid to let me even walk on to most roles. They're just like, you know what, stick behind that desk and talk about politics, shall you? It's interesting because Beverly Hill's cop movie was 30 years ago. How do you think? I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, they. they. they. they. they. they. their, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they. they. they. Maybe, they. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe,, because Beverly Hills Cop came out, the last Beverly Hills Cop movie was 30 years ago. Right. How do you think, I mean, how do you think Gen Z is going to relate to a movie like this?
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Starting point is 00:25:29 thinly veiled morality tales. It was a way to pick whoever were the type of people that somebody decided should not, should die. And those people were usually people that did drugs and had sex, and I, so I did it to both. When that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th, it was, it was, it was, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was th. tho, it was tho, it was, it was tho, it was tho, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it. tho, it, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. tho, horror. tho, horror. tho, horror, horror, horror, horror, horror, tho, horror, horror, horror, horror, horror, horror, tho, horror, horror, horror, horror, it was tho to both. When I was in high school, that's why I wanted to die. I was like, how dare you? Exactly. And you know, the funny thing is, is that in those days, like, those were the cool people.
Starting point is 00:25:53 You know what I mean? But those are the ones that always had to die in the horror movies. And, and, and, and, in, in, in, in, in, the movies, in, the movies, in, the, the, th, the, the, th, the, th, th, th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, I, the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.... I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. the, the, the, the, two punch had, yeah. I mean, I had sex, I got sex first and then smoked the joint and then the arrow went through the throat. If you gotta go pick it that way, right? Can I tell you something we're, you know, sometimes, you know, there's people that have photographs that they want you to sign is me dead with an arrow sticking out of my throat.
Starting point is 00:26:27 Really? Yeah. And I'm always like, don't you have anything of me alive? That's the image? Is that your fear? That at the Oscars in memoriamium? That's the image that they show? My fear is that I don't make the in-memori. Kevin Bacon, judging by the reception you had, you are going to be there.
Starting point is 00:26:50 You think so? And they're not going to show you dead. They're going to show a picture of you having sex at the event. You deserve it. You deserve it. Listen, hopefully that's how I die. Hopefully that's how you go out, man. Yeah. I was going to segue into your marriage but it feels weird now. Does it? Yeah, you know why it feels weird? Because married people don't have sex. That's why it feels weird because that's the overall perception. It is the overall perception.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Yes. I will say why like you're all over Tick-Tock Instagram. You look like you're all over TikTok, Instagram. You look like you're living the best life, I will say. You and your wife, Kyrs Hedwik. You're singing, you're dancing, you're playing with alpacas and goats. Yes. It feels like you've hacked it. I'm curious, what advice you have for somebody who wants to be successful on TikTok and also save their marriage?
Starting point is 00:27:43 Wow, that's a heavy lift. I don't th listen, listen, th, listen, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th,. Wow, that's a heavy lift. I don't know. Listen, I never give marriage advice because it's just, we don't know, man, we're just, marriage doesn't work, let's face it. How many people stay married? It makes no sense. Nobody's, the never one gets to, you should think of it as something that you're just doing for a while. And then if you turn around and
Starting point is 00:28:08 You know 36 later 36 years later you're still doing it for a while they whatever You know then we'll keep doing it for a little while longer So switch the vow so not till death those part but till maybe September? Yeah, exactly right. Don't put too much pressure on the whole idea of, like, that's why when people ask, ask both of us about it, we're like, no, no, no, no, we're not going there. Do you get that? Oh, yeah, constantly. Is that right?
Starting point is 00:28:35 Yes, how do you do it? How do you do it? And not just in the public situation situation, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in,, you know, genuinely young people, especially young actors in relationships who are looking at the idea of two actors being in a relationship and you know, is that going to be hard? And I really, I just don't have any advice. My one piece of advice that we usually give is just don't take advice from celebrities on how to stay married because... I mean... I'll thank you.
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