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Episode Date: March 23, 2020The uncredited former owner of ChemtrailsAreDemonic.org has a very straightforward message to explain to you, but if you think the URL will explain it all, you're going to be surprised on pretty ...much every turn here. This week, The F Plus gets super efficient at releasing our sperm whales. SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM PORTAXX: Hi! Shortly after recording this episode, I made the mistake of going outside and was sprayed by demonic chemtrails. When I came to, I realized I painted this adorable demonplane while in a possessed frenzy.
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B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bye!
Bye!
swift, sorrow without destruction.
Gather the thrones,
be watching from hell, waiting to master the style.
People, it's true.
The F Plus is a podcast
that reads terrible things
with enthusiasm.
And it gets even deeper. Because we've got
Boots Reingear. Does it help if I
shout or raise my voice? No, this
is not advice. If you want to sing loudly,
sometimes this seems to make a difference, but you do not
need to scream, ATTACK! ATTACK!
ATTACK! You can just say it quietly.
Nutshell, Gulag!
If you are awakened by strange things
in your bedroom, get up and start praying warfare
prayers and put on some music like the songs
on this website and you will be just fine.
Also, apply olive oil liberally to
any areas of your body that are being attacked.
Or attack! Also, apply olive oil liberally to any areas of your body that are being attacked. Poor tax!
Come, Quazop!
If the sun is indeed close in proximity to Earth, then it also means that it is much smaller than we are told.
It would be a small fraction of the Earth's size, and certainly not 109 times of that as Earth's scientists told us.
So what is really going on here?
And Lemon.
Why does Satan use sodomy?
Well, when someone is sodomized, Satan gains vast control over that person.
Sodomy is like a demonic superhighway.
Log on.
Are y'all ready to log on?
So that's funny about buying a series of tubes And now I've just got life as a highway
I want to ride it all night long
Stuck in my head
Well, are you going my way?
I feel alive, I feel alive
Still a-goin' to send her down the hill I want sunshine my way I'm walking on sunshine
I'm walking on sunshine
And I feel good
And I feel good Hey, F- move for one minute. And I feel good.
Hey, F-Plus.
Hey, Lemon.
Hi, Lemon.
Hello.
Hi.
Hey, I got a question for y'all, F-Plus.
My question for you is, what are your feelings on chemtrails?
Erotic.
They're called contrails.
Contrails.
I don't think that's a real word.
I think that's something you just made up just now.
In this moment.
That's when you're against people's guts.
You're contrails.
Everyone knows that.
Contrails and pro-trails.
Yeah, you can be pro-trails or contrails.
Frankly, in a nutshell, it's contrails.
I am quite pro, though.
I see your spleen and I support it.
Oh, that's nice.
You have a body positivity that borders on pathological.
Right.
All of the body, not just the outside.
All your gooey bits inside.
Very important.
That's very nice. Your spleen and your gallbladder uh
well well s plus we're going to be spending uh we're going to be spending a day on archive.org
uh because this is a uh you are the url still exists uh but currently the content's not there
it's so we're going to be going into thearchive.org because there's a site that was
once on the internet that had an
important lesson to teach us all.
And that lesson is Chemtrails
are Demonic.
Chemtrailsaredemonic.org
teaches us
that the protective blood of Jesus Christ
covers this page, images, website,
and those who view it. We will bind up every
demon who would try to transfer from these images in any way
and command you to go wherever Jesus sends you.
We bind every demon who would blind the reader's mind to the truth
from reading and comprehending this information in Jesus' name,
as well as any demon who would keep this information from being shared and distributed
and from becoming common knowledge.
The demons are hereodecea.
This talk was provided to us by
JOA, the first time
I think the only submission that
we have here from JOA, so thank
you very much. When you say binding,
do you mean like erotic
tying up or
what kind of binding? I would say
shibari. Yeah, that one.
Yeah.
What kind of binding?
I would say yes.
Shibari.
Yeah, that one.
Come Quatsop, I gotta tell you, Satan does not care what lie you believe so long as you never find the truth.
Done.
Alright, sold.
I'm in.
I'm in.
So this... He is highly suggestible.
This site has a lot of information to share.
Right in the beginning of the document,
J-O-A points out that you can actually download
an entire 245-page PDF of the entire site.
Can and will.
Let's do that.
So hopefully that's printer standing,
so you can just send that right to the printer.
Yeah, well, I need a fax.
Someone else's printer.
I need to fax many people information about chemtrails.
I don't think we necessarily need the primer,
but just in case.
I think, nutshell,
will you explain the general chemtrail theory thing?
I guess theory is a little strong.
Oh, okay.
Where's that?
No, I'm saying, could you just explain
to the audience?
I'm sure that they're familiar, but just in case.
Oh, regular chemtrails, not demonic chemtrails?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, regular chemtrails are
a government conspiracy wherein
super-secret airplanes fly around and spray chemicals into the air that do various things like stunting physical growth, controlling people's minds, causing disease,
you know,
fluoridating the water.
Yeah, there's a whole sort of, like,
big government conspiracies
that are usually involved with the chemtrail thing.
Oh, weather changing things
in conjunction with the
secret weather base in the Arctic
or whatever.
But the thing is, the thing that I've always loved about it is it's always been really
easy to fix.
Like, you can always, like, get rid of it by just, like, you know, spraying it in the
air.
I think it was this vinegar that you'd spray.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You spray an aerosol up in the air.
Yeah, it's like removing mildew from your shower.
There was a great YouTube video of that,
of somebody doing that,
and their whole yard was just devoid of grass.
Oh, no.
The government is smart enough to develop mind-control chemicals,
not smart enough to take vinegar off the market to stop it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, so that's been traditional chemtrail theory, but...
Yeah, but fuck you, I've got some real ideas about chemtrails.
Great.
Yeah, and as you said, Satan does not care what lie you believe as long as you never find the truth.
Sure.
If you have difficulty understanding the information on these pages or if they make you angry or upset, it is possible that you have demons who are trying to block, interfere, and keep you from the knowledge of the truth.
Oh.
Demand.
and keep you from the knowledge of the truth. Can't confirm.
Demand.
Ask for God to help you understand
and ask for him to remove and silence anything
that may keep you from the truth.
The Witch of Endor,
where the Ewoks are from.
Yeah, every time I hear that, Ewoks.
The Witch of Endor, sorcerers, magicians of Egypt,
and the prophets of Baal are still with us today.
They exist in all facets of life and have infiltrated even the highest level organizations throughout the world.
They have deceived the world and hidden under different names.
They have rebranded witchcraft and evil to deceive honest Christians into engaging in practices which will bring them under
God's judgment. Irrespective of
any of that, stuff in the sky.
There is nothing
new
under the sun. There is
only one true God in three forms.
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
And those who serve Satan
in his many forms and varieties.
Wait, that's one of the gods? There is only one true forms and varieties that's one of the gods there is only
one truth yeah that's one of his forms father father son is one form holy spirit is the third
those who serve satan is the third yeah okay if you say to yourself comma i will serve none of
them comma i will do whatever i want then you are are by default in Satan's kingdom and he will use you to achieve his goals.
Satan and evil are in this world.
Sorry, Satan and the evil in this world are far more intelligent than humanity.
We can only rise above and overcome them through God's power and protection.
Whom will you serve?
That's one thing that I've always really liked about sort uh sort of that that blend of i guess it's probably baptism that says like um
that's like the concept that you can think for yourself is in and of itself satanic yeah like
like free free will is satanic sounds like calvin me. Like, one of them listened to Anton LaVey
and said, good idea!
Let's internalize this. I just always
enjoy that this always has to assume
that magic is real.
So, like, where does it end? All magic
is just real.
All magic is real, but it's
all satanic, so, like, Santa,
the Tooth Fairy, they're agents
of Satan. Oh, yeah, no, yeah. Easter, the Tooth Fairy, they're agents of Satan.
Easter Bunny, Satan.
Spooots,
what is the goal of this website? Do you have a goal for this website?
Do I have a goal for this website?
Do you have a goal for this website?
What is the goal of this website?
The goal of this website is to communicate several important
truths. One,
the chemtrails are demonic.
Two, the clouds they spray are also demonic.
Three, the hum heard worldwide is demonic.
The hum?
We'll get to that.
Wow.
No debate about the rattle.
That was a joke for Lemon.
Four, they are all related and interconnected.
Five, they are part of a satanic operation to control and ultimately destroy you.
Six, whether you believe this information or not, you and the people you love are currently and will be affected by it.
Okay.
Are currently and will be affected by it? Yeah. They are currently affected by it and will be. And they will be affected by it. Are currently and will be affected by it?
Yeah, they are currently affected by it and will be.
And they will be affected by it.
Okay.
Seven, prayer and song to Jesus Christ
can completely stop them.
Eight, will you be the one to stand in the gap in your area?
I hate that story.
What does that mean?
Their pants are kind of expensive.
I thought we were supposed to mind the gap.
Did you fall into it, maybe?
The eighth goal is will supposed to mind the gap. The eighth goal
is will you stay out of the gap?
I really appreciate
them. Their earnings were kind of down.
They need the help.
I liked their jeans when I was in middle school.
Number one, chemtrails
are demonic. Number two, pray
to Jesus Christ. Number three,
mind the gap.
Portax,
can you keep going here with this
screed?
The chemtrails are demons?
Chemtrails are demons.
They were demonic
in your previous program.
Now they're actual demons.
Prayer to Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ gave us
the keys to the kingdom and told us that
when we bind on earth, it's bound in heaven
and when we loose on earth, it's loosed
in heaven. One. Praying against
the demonic planes.
So is that the astral
plane or like the actual demon airplanes?
No, I think they mean demonic planes
because they're saying that the planes are demonic.
Demon plane.
Maybe both.
The demon planes come from the demon plane.
Yeah.
They're not very extravagant, though.
They're very demon plane.
Using spiritual warfare prayers, binding demons and loosing angels to attack as Christ instructed
causes them to lose the ability to maintain their tail.
Well, see, they're made out of wood like the spruce goose, Christ instructed causes them to lose the ability to maintain their tail. Oh.
Well, see, they're made out of wood like the spruce goose
and they're shaped like demons
with demon planes.
The spruce lucifer.
The long chemtrail spray billowing
out behind the planes as they fly.
This truth has now been proven
by different people on multiple
occasions. Well, I'm sold. You can prove
it as well. This website will teach you how.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
This gif. There's a gif
coming up. There's a gif coming up, but I would
like to cite a quote, because this is
a quote here.
And the quote is, a more
accurate name for chemtrails would be
demon trails or demonic trails.
Demon trails to you
till we meet again.
Anyway, keep going there, Borg.
There is a demonic
component chemtrails.
I thought they were demons.
They were demons because it's demonic.
Not only are they demons, but they have a demonic component.
They're demons and they shoot demons out
of their demons.
Part demon, part demon, all demons.
Would you like me to demon straight?
See the amazing half demon, half demon.
With a gun that shoots guns.
This is due to the fact that the spray and resulting clouds respond to binding and loosing prayers to Jesus Christ.
The results of aggressive prayer are clean and clear sky
the way things used to be about 20 years ago.
Back before environmental regulation.
And demons.
Before demons. Before demons were invented.
It is possible that the plane illusion may be created by
Project Blue Beam involving holograms.
Yay!
They're not actually even planes. No, they're demonic holograms. Yay! They're not actually even planes.
No, they're demonic holograms.
Wow. They're just pretending to be planes.
Holograms.
This just became my favorite chemtrail theory right now.
Those responsible need
an explanation to the average person
as to why the spray appears.
Well, you know,
the demons, they feel like they need to mark
their territory.
I mean, what can I do to get my
demon to stop spraying?
The plane illusion settles
it in most people's mind, convincing them
that they are normal planes.
Okay, so it was demon planes.
They go back to daily life
not knowing what is really going on.
Younger generations may not even remember the beautiful blue sky that people enjoyed like literal nice they go back to daily life not knowing what is really going on younger generations
may not even remember the beautiful blue sky that people enjoyed before these things started
spraying the sky over a decade ago and then we have the most amazing gif ever where a bunch of
little stock image demons are flying on a chemtrail and this person is kneeling down, a silhouette of a person is kneeling down and they go flying!
Little angels are flying out of it.
Each bee in that
shoots an angel.
No, no, no. I interpreted
that as they're actually praying to the Better Business
Bureau to bind the demons
up in the sky.
According to this, the demons
are flying backwards? They're throwing BBs in the air.
And then, what are some important things that I
should know about chemtrails or demons?
Or, you know, demons.
Chemtrails or demons.
Okay, one, the chemtrail phenomenon,
okay, so I may not stress this enough, but the
chemtrail phenomenon is a satanic operation
Demons are involved
I may have danced around the issue of it
But demons
Thank you for clarifying
She's a real chemtrail in the sack
Oh no
Good
Speed, chemtrail.
The chemtrails are not natural planes.
The chemtrails aren't the planes anyway.
A huge shadowy network of covens and satanic groups exist in this world.
They are responsible for these actions.
Humans in the Dark Kingdom take their orders from Satan and his demons.
How much is this game on Steam?
Yeah. Frank's probably streaming game on Steam? Yeah.
Frank's probably streaming it right now.
Two. Yep.
Chemtrails are a type of demonic delivery system.
Oh, it's like the Amazon drone network.
It's like borrowing a cup of sugar.
It's Demon DoorGash.
Hello, did you order the demon?
The occult world is working hard every day to drop demons overhead in the form of demonic clouds these entities are summoned and then sent by satanists they are not real planes operation
demon drop yeah
they are not real planes but likely some form of occult technology delivering their payload of demons to your area in an attempt for complete takeover by the Dark Kingdom.
The spray and resulting white clouds they emit are not natural condensation or a form of geoengineering.
They are demonic.
Their goal is to get the demons into your body in order to control you.
So the clouds are demons.
They are demonic demons that are sent by
other demons that are demon planes from
the demon planes, and those demons drop
down on Earth to get demons
into your body so you become demon.
And demons are involved.
Also, oh, yeah, actually, no, no, you're right.
You're right, you're right, because number three is
these so-called planes are, in reality,
delivering demons.
God damn it!
It's all coming together here.
See, now it makes sense.
It's a one-piece puzzle,
but it's a really big piece.
90s record scratch.
Dun-dun-dun!
Some chemtrail planes have a huge
amount of demons to transport and drop
over our heads. The longer the
tail of the chemtrail, the more
demons are being distributed over our world.
The demonic spray can be defeated through
persistence and prayer as they fly across the sky
if we learn shorthand prayers and how to
pray without ceasing.
Number four is the spray
and trails they lay down are demonic
spirits that seem to gain power
and energy from the sun?
Okay. I guess that's evil.
Well, you know, the sun is evil, so.
The sun, it's got devil fire on it.
Number five. Jesus Christ
told us exactly how to deal with this
through binding and loosing.
You must bind the strong man
and then spoil his house
even better.
Ha ha ha!
Okay.
Fear not,
for the Lord made me have dominion over the mighty.
Yeah, that's what
that says. That says go
pray against the demon planes
right there. Yep, demon planes.
Alright,
we're going to skip to the next part of this
document, which is called
The Big Picture.
Is it about demons?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So come quad stop.
Oh, yeah.
Will you give us the big picture here now that we've figured out the whole demon thing?
Hey, I know you're wondering, what is going on in the world today?
I don't know.
It ain't no big surprise.
Hey, hey, why does it seem like things are getting worse so rapidly?
Yeah, the Bible gives us information about past and future events.
Let's try to connect the dots and see if a bigger picture comes into view.
Yeah, did you know that Christianity is not just one of many religious options,
but it's the only true real worldview?
Christianity, its core is not a religion at all. It is the truth. It is all there is, and there is no
other. You can choose not to believe that, but you would be in denial of the way things really are.
It would be no different than declaring that the sun does not emit light. You can say it all you
want, but it does not change the fact that it is the truth. In reality, all other
religions are demonic deceptions designed
to lead you astray. Many Christian
religious sects and denominations have
much error that has crept in.
Satan and his demons excel at
infiltration and subversion.
True religion is to worship
God in truth and spirit.
Here's a quote from the Bible.
Satan is the prince of the power
of the air.
Okay. That means Satan's flying
the planes. That's what that means.
You're breathing in Satan every day.
Yeah, just huffing Satan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then here's another quote from the Bible.
Here's another quote from the Bible.
Are you ready for this?
Satan proclaimed, I will ascend above the heights of the clouds.
I will be like the most high.
Oh, no.
Right there with you, dude.
Yeah.
The second heaven.
Oh, the second heaven.
Did you know there's beyond the first one?
Well, I mean, there's got to be at least seven, right?
I mean, that's where the phrase seventh heaven comes from.
Obviously.
Yeah.
So the second one above the earth is the home of the demonic principalities,
the demons in heaven, powers and spiritual wickedness in high places.
It is the domain of Satan and his fallen angels.
Yeah.
Few people realize how late the hour really is.
As the dark kingdom drops demonic spirits on the world population relentlessly day after day,
it looks like the way is being prepared for the biblical great deception.
Yeah.
Through Satan's work, the demonic lie of evolution has convinced many people on Earth to reject God and believe that they came from nothing and are on their way to evolving into higher life forms or little G gods.
Yeah.
This is found.
One time I was a lowercase G.
This is found throughout the New Age religion and is the core of the United Nations philosophy.
Is it?
Yeah.
Then some boring stuff. And then the problem is that these gods are fallen, cursed, evil, demonic entities who are intent on lying, deceiving, and destroying humanity.
Any healthy person who loves life would not really want to be like them.
The Bible teaches us that all those who hate God love death.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, everybody.
Have you noticed how many movies and TV shows there are about aliens?
No.
Yeah, good point. Yeah. Yeah. Good point.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey.
Are Hollywood movies and entertainment preparing the world for a great deception?
Yeah.
Could it be that the staged alien invasion will convince people to accept a new all-inclusive religion like the one Ronald Reagan spoke of?
What?
Yeah. Yeah, that's what it's doing.
Or for being inclusive.
Yeah, or a fake rapture event?
Is the world being prepared consciously and subconsciously to accept what is coming?
Are we being soaked in occult and satanic entertainment everywhere we turn?
It is time to say enough is enough.
Turn it off and get serious about serving the lord while we still can i love being nostalgic for satanic panic hey come
can you uh can you skip down a couple pages to yeah it says the name of jesus stops oh yeah yeah
yeah the name of jesus stops alien ufo abductee experiences.
Did you know that speaking the name of Jesus...
Oh, so that's like your ticket out of anal probing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just say Jesus and they have to let you go?
Yeah, yeah.
It stops UFO abductees' experience with supposed aliens, which are really demons.
This is not to trivialize those who experience these things, but to connect the dots.
The name of Jesus and the Christian spiritual weapons also stop the demonic chemtrails, clouds, and hum.
So it stops the people being abducted from being abducted by UFOs?
Right.
The aliens just drop you flat on the ground.
Which are demons.
And you just splat.
Yeah.
Which are actually demons.
Hey, yeah, yeah.
It appears that Satan has been using the concept of aliens to prepare people to accept the Great Deception through these so-called alien abduction cases.
TV and Hollywood movies, franchises like Star Wars, Star Trek, and television shows like Ancient Aliens have done much to further this idea.
Are you prepared for a staged alien invasion or a fake rapture event?
What is fake rapture?
I think this is the plot of a Dean Kuntz novel I read once.
I like his list there.
Star Wars, Star Trek, that fucking History Channel thing.
What is fake rapture?
What is that?
Does everyone just fall to the floor with exosperms and go,
Blurgh, dead.
But they're not really dead.
Like, what is...
What is...
Yeah.
It's just a vacation.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so, uh, did you know that, um,
demonic prophecies foretell of the chemtrails?
I don't know why I'm still using that word. That means
demons. The Hopi Indian tribe and
most religions of the earth are
spiritists. That is,
they communicate with the spirit
or demonic realm.
Yeah, usually
through the use of hallucinogenic drugs
or meditation techniques, which
blank out the mind and allow demons to
come in and take possession.
Yeah, yeah.
Everything that doesn't go in the collection plate is for demons.
Yeah, yeah. The demons are happy to comply and receive worship
from man posing as benevolent masters
when in reality they seek only to
kill, steal, and destroy.
Though this is the demonic prophecy.
You see, that was a prophecy I just said.
There's another connection that can be drawn
between the chemtrails and the demons.
Like Crowley who contacted Lamb through the use of drugs.
What is the great day of purification the demons speak of?
It is their dream.
When the New World Order is in place and all the Christians are exterminated or reprogrammed to worship Lucifer or Satan,
the following quote makes their goals very clear.
No one will enter the New World Order unless he or she will make a pledge to worship Lucifer.
No one will enter the New Age unless he will take a Luciferian initiation.
David Spangler, Director of Planetary Initiative, United Nations.
Thank you.
I think the real thing that we learned here was that Aleister Crowley was actually successful in sex magic.
Sex magic is real.
Yeah.
Through Satan, all things are possible.
In a nutshell, I got some questions I want to ask you.
Is that all right?
Okay.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
You said a word really early on in this episode.
Demon?
Demon?
Is it demon?
No, it actually wasn't. No, it wasn't.
Is it demonic?
No, no, no. Good guess, good guess.
But you said contrail, and my question to you
is, what is a contrail?
Well, you know there,
Lemon, a contrail are trails
of water vapor emitted by
aircraft flying at high altitude.
They appear under certain temperatures
and atmospheric conditions and dissipate
quickly. Contrails are
natural phenomena.
On the average day, most passenger jets
do not emit any form of contrail.
But if they do, they disappear rapidly.
Most of the trails that we see in the sky
today are not contrails!
They're not!
This is a fun twist. See, I'm not dumb. I know contrails exist, it's just that they're not this is a this is a fun twist see i'm not dumb i know
contrails exist it's just that they're not up there i know contrails are real it's just i mean
if contrails are real then how if they weren't real then how could the demons fool us into
believing that the demons were actually contrails how would they have gotten the idea? Yeah, they have to have the real thing to think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're pulling the wool over ours like some sort of contrail.
No!
So that was a contrail.
What's a chemtrail?
Well, a chemtrail is the name investigators have given to describe the persistent trails that we see in the sky
lemon in an
attempt to distinguish them from naturally occurring
contrails.
So for your theory is much different than their
theory. Anyway, what's the
difference between the two?
Well, Satan.
Yeah, agreed.
Tell me more about these
entities
A. Contrails have a very
short trail that evaporates and disappears
rapidly. Chemtrails
linger and spread out across the sky
Chemtrails block the sun
creating a dreary environment and often
white out the entire sky
the term chemtrail does not
accurately describe these entities, since they are
not entirely man-made, but are
spiritual with physical manifestations.
Yeah, but tell me
more about these entities.
Tell me more.
That's a question.
Well, the entity in the image above
is not a plane.
It's not a plane.
They will appear to have two modes of operation,
a traveling mode and an employment mode.
This will become more apparent through further study.
When the entities are in traveling mode,
it is easier to accept them as natural planes
emitting water vapor contrails
because they look simpler.
In traveling mode,
the trail they emit is not
persistent, adding to the misconception
that they are passenger jets
emitting contrails.
Stealth mode, I like it.
It is only when the entities go into their
deployment mode that it becomes
clear that they are spreading something
evil.
I got a question.
Don't some investigators suggest that chemtrails are some sort of evil. I got a question. Yeah.
Don't some investigators
suggest that chemtrails are some sort of
secret government geoengineering
project for manipulating the weather
or for some other
nefarious purposes?
Well, yes, some do, but you see, Boots,
all science comes from
Satan.
He's got a point.
And what we see spraying the skies
today is not what we are led to believe.
Both explanations are wrong.
They are not created by natural
planes. They are not contrails
or chemspray. And the
clouds and spray that cover the sky is not
natural.
Follow-up question. How do you know this?
Because the planes and spray both respond
to prayer to Jesus Christ.
Yeah!
That is, when a Christian prays in Jesus' name,
they dissipate.
Hey, but they look like normal passenger jets.
How can they be spiritual?
Oh, Lemon, you little fool.
The Bible gives us insight.
Satan is the prince of the power of the air,
Ephesians 2.2.
Oh, okay, okay.
Satan is the father of lies, John 8.44.
Wow, the air lies.
It's right there in the text.
Holy shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Satan will use signs
and lying wonders. 2 Thessalonians
2.9.
What that says to me is that Satan is the best
at air guitar.
All forms of guitar are satanic,
including air guitar. This is true.
Never get in an air guitar battle
with Satan. They won't invite
him back to the competition. You get a golden air guitar if you win, though.
You see, the occult world, which is much larger and more pervasive than most people realize,
would much prefer that you think the spray is simply a contrail, jet fuel, or a secret government geoengineering operation than know the truth.
If you discover, as others have, that these things are demonic and can be defeated through prayer, then they have a real problem on their hands.
So sin and transgressing God's law creates a type of portal for these demons to cross over into our world?
Absolutely. That is true.
Oh, good.
Okay, I figured it out.
Unlocked the key.
The Satanists and occultists of the world
use that sin as power,
like little battery packs,
and project it out as a form of control.
There is no occult power without sin,
sacrifice, and transgressing God's law.
Satan and demons want blood,
and in turn give a degree of power to humans at a high cost.
Anything else abnormal about these planes and the spray?
I'm glad you asked, because yes.
One, white orbs have been recorded in front of and around the planes.
Two, planes have been recorded disappearing into thin air.
Three, planes have been recorded turning into balls of
light and vice versa and four many planes don't appear on radar or plane trackers which i have
access to in my home do uh do the orb shape shift into planes oh yes it appears that way. Hey, I have a question.
I have a question.
What is the purpose of the
planes and
spray?
Well, let me just scroll down
here.
Where is that?
What is the purpose of the spray?
Oh, no, I can't find it.
Planes and spray have
quotation marks around them if you're
searching for it. I have a control over it. What is the purpose
of the planes and spray?
Is it up for more?
Oh, yes, it is. Okay, I was scrolling
down. Well,
you see, the
purpose of the planes,
the planes, you can't see it,
but I'm making air quotes with my fingers.
And spray is to exert control over the population under the spray through a form of mind control,
inserting demonic influence into and over the population, demonic infestation, oppression, suppression, and possession where possible.
They also create various infirmities and sicknesses, mental problems, violence, energy drain, and other evil things.
The, uh, spray...
Oop. Yes.
No, I just, uh, so now that I know this,
I'm, I'm, I'm, uh, I'm excited.
Well, I just wanted to tell you one more thing,
Lemon, that Satan is quietly installing
demons into the people of Earth for a time
when they can use your body as a shell
similar to the movie Avatar.
Ooh!
Yay! Joke's on the fucking demon! My body as a shell similar to the movie Avatar. Ooh. Wait, joke's on the fucking demon.
My body's a wreck.
You're gonna be fucking stuck here.
It's just like, oh god, everything hurts.
Let me leave.
And you're just like, so long, sucker.
Why is your back like this? Are you 70?
Nope.
And I've got student loans, bitch!
So there's a whole bunch to this document,
but I'm going to skip to how to defeat the chemtrails,
skipping over an entire thing about the sun.
But how to defeat the chemtrails.
Okay, there's three steps to defeat the chemtrails.
Number one, pray.
Number two, sing to the Lord.
Number three, close demonic portils. Number one, pray. Number two, sing to the Lord. Number three, close demonic portals.
Number four, repeat.
There are three things you can do to defeat chemtrails in your area.
No specific order.
They are as follows.
The things I said.
So then you pray to the Lord, right?
Then you sing to the Lord.
So here's what you should sing.
Awake, awake, Deborah.
Awake, awake, utter a song. Ar song arise barak and lead thy captivity a captivity
through son abinoam then he made that remaineth have dominion over nobles among the people the
lord made me have dominion over the mighty judges 5 12 13 singing to the lord creates chaos in the demonic
realm that's a good song i like it's a good song it's a good song uh it says not all songs will
work uh unfortunately most of the death metal will that work can we uh can we hook up uh some
song smith as a background I'll give it a shot.
We'll see what happens.
Does it still exist?
Oh, I don't know, actually.
I don't think it does.
Not all songs will work.
Unfortunately, much of the Christian music today, CCM, is actually demonically inspired.
It is a little too hardcore, I feel, for today's modern Christian music.
It rocks so hard. Like, if you're ever inside of an Uber and they have the Christian station playing, you hear the music that's playing on the radio station.
You go like, fuck, this rules.
I'm so happy to be hearing this.
I can't.
It's a little too intense.
Could you tone it down for me?
I really hope this ride isn't over soon.
They do rap, too?
Amazing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, I got a couple more songs for you.
One's called Let's Just Praise the Lord.
Let's just praise the Lord.
Praise the Lord.
Let's just lift our hands towards heaven and praise the Lord.
Let's just praise the Lord.
Praise the Lord.
Let's just lift our hands to heaven forever and praise the
Lord.
And then there's a song
called In Moments Like These.
In moments like these
I sing out a song. Sing
out a love song to Jesus.
In moments like these I sing
out a song. I lift my hands
up to his name.
Singing, I love you, Lord. Singing, I love you, Lord.
Singing, I love you, Lord.
Singing, I love you, Lord.
I love you, Lord.
I would rather listen to that than Christian music.
And then, uh, this is, this is, uh, these are, uh, these are all by Vin Verly.
This is the last song.
Vin Verly.
I'm going to bring you here, which is called I'm a Child of the King.
Oh yes, oh yes, I'm a child of the king.
His royal blood now flows through my veins.
I was wretched and broken, I'll sing
Praise God, praise God, for I'm a child of the king
Cha-cha
Anyway, then you need to close demonic Stargate portals in your area.
So, I don't know...
That little monster someone drew.
Portex? Portex, have you been opening demonic portals? So, I don't know. That little monster.
Portek?
Portek, have you been opening demonic portals with your monsters?
So, we all live in different places, you know, across this great land of ours.
And sometimes inside of urban areas, you might see things on, you know, sort of like walls or telephone poles or stoplights or something like that.
And you've seen this thing that you've
sometimes referred to as
graffiti.
Or, you know,
markings from the electrical department.
Yeah, contractors marking the water mains.
Is that some sort of evil ethnic
word?
That sounds like another religion to me.
I don't know.
No, in fact, all of these things, all of these things are demonic Stargate portals.
And it is up to you to paint over them.
With what?
So if you see anything identifying where the water main is in your neighborhood,
paint over it immediately.
God, call Kurt Russell right away.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so that we're going gonna skip now to uh part nine which
is called pray without ceasing uh the shorthand prayers uh there's some shit in the beginning uh
but boots uh can you just skip over to these shorthand prayers please yeah shorthand prayers
yeah cool thank you yeah you know like like long form prayer is a little exhausting and there's
a lot of fucking demons that are raining down on you. Who has the time anymore?
Yeah.
So...
I need to pray a macro.
These are like fucking power word God.
It's...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
It's a ninth-level spell.
Uh-huh.
The Lord is incredibly intelligent, far more so than us, his creation.
When praying against the demonic planes began began it was difficult to pray long formal
prayers such as the warfare prayer in part three which which lemon just informed us of
was that part three it was pretty long i saw it there's a lot of parts yeah after your
experimentation and asking the lord to combine prayers and to shorten prayers it became apparent
that this form of shorthand was very effective
and that God honors the shorthand prayer
just as much as the longer version.
He's got the idea.
God knows our intent when we say attack or silver cord,
and that is enough.
The angels then execute the prayer.
Silver cord.
Yeah, when you're under heavy attack by the demonic,
you must be alert and quick to counter
their fiery darts pray without ceasing as paul says um yeah so let's shorten the original warfare
prayer to something we could pray without ceasing the lord will honor this shorthand yes let's okay
so we've got the shorthand of the original. So, for example, where it says, Father God, your word says that whosoever sins we remit to be remit.
Sins we remit will be remitted.
Please forgive my sins and the sins of people in this community world and our ancestors in Jesus name.
And we are very sorry for them.
You could just say remit.
Oh, that just covers all that.
It's like a turbo macro button on a controller. We are very sorry for them. You can just say remit. Oh. That just covers all of that.
It's like a turbo macro button on a controller.
You can just record the combo, fighting game combo.
You can Hadouken right up to God.
I don't know, Boots.
That still sounds like a lot of talking and a lot of words. Is there anything that you can do to make the shorthand shorter?
I'll give you one more example.
Okay, okay. Sorry. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Instead of, I loose angels
to cut every ungodly silver
cord and astral projecting spirit
at work here, I loose angels to block
them from ever returning to their hosts.
I could just say, silver cord!
That won't make you look silly.
As one does.
Just standing out in a field
while planes flying overhead, shouting
Silvercord!
You stick both of your arms out and scream, and then the kanji
for Silvercord appears in front of you.
Obviously.
Hey, so that was all
shorthand. What is the shorthand
for, in the mighty name
of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ,
I pray, amen?, I pray. Amen.
Sure.
Cool.
So if at any point. Just empty space.
If you don't say anything.
Yeah.
If you don't say anything, assume that you're saying in the mighty name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, I pray.
Amen.
Okay.
Cool.
And now.
So now when you see the demonic chemtrail planes, clouds, or hear them hum, pray without ceasing.
You can pray like this and be effective.
See the video below to see it in action, along with some other spiritual warfare prayers.
Bind, bind, bind, bind.
Attack, attack, attack.
Repeat.
Sleep, sleep, sleep.
That lightning sways again.
Now, I know Nutshell was concerned about that being too long,
and so was I.
It's a mouthful, it's, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, we need to short the hand this further,
because there's a lot of fucking demons in those chemtrails.
So, we can reduce these shorthand prayers down once more.
God requires us to pray to send the angels into battle,
regardless of how short the prayer may be.
The word bind can be reduced down further
to the letter B.
You can pray like this.
Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, bind!
Make sure to stick your tongue out.
Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, bu Roger Rabbit, here, praying. Can I add in an awooga?
Your headphones may fall off in the process.
Let's do this.
Listen, prayer war is not a pretty business.
Or maybe it's like an Abbott and Costello thing where one's pointing to the demon behind him,
just go, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, bo B is worth one angel. Yeah, you can only do it for ten. You can say something like, B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Bind.
Set your prayers to burst fire.
Can you keep that up for a few minutes?
Can you keep that up for a few minutes whenever you see demonic chemtrail planes,
clouds, and hear the hum?
Maybe Kumquat can.
I don't think i can challenge accepted
for garbage day i think so kumquat fights a chemtrail
this is what it will take to be successful pray the letter first and then the full word last
to give the letter context since some prayers start with the same letter.
Oh, I see.
I see.
I see.
Is there a way it can be sort of organized and like a professional about this?
You can make a prayer schedule.
Wow.
On heavy spray days.
Oh, dear.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Can I use Google Calendar for that?
So many demons in the area
Yeah
Keep a calendar for your spray cycle
Get a spray forecast
Consider setting up a prayer schedule
Make a commitment to loose
For example
A thousand angels every hour
They got shit
to do. They have to appear
in front of people and in, like,
you know, oil stains and stuff.
They can't do it unless you summon them.
No! Scrub the air
of demons. The big flaming
eyeball's like, stop it. It's a
contrail. Fly out
of my mouth, angels!
Using shorthand prayers
to pray without ceasing,
you can lose over a thousand angels
in just five minutes.
If every Christian did this,
the chemtrail problem
would not be what it is today.
We'd have a much bigger problem.
I'm sure.
Surely the Lord will reward those
who take time to pray.
That would be pretty amazing.
Yeah.
Who fit as many prayers as possible into five minutes. The entire world
of just people walking down the street
going,
That would be a better world.
Yeah.
Just one of them
points up at the sky and they all just start doing
It's just everything's normal
at one point in the sky
the entire block goes
I'm just imagining
it's like a flock of turkeys at that point
okay so those are like really
basic commands what if I
want to get like
super creative and you know take, take my spiritual warfare to the next level?
What are some more?
Some, like, advanced spiritual warfare?
Yeah!
Yeah, like, what if I want to, you know...
Searching the scriptures, we look for references to God's spirits, which could be loosed as part of Jesus' gift to the keys of the kingdom.
Through experience learning from others, deliverance workers,
below is a table of prayers that you can use to attack the enemy successfully in any situation.
So offensive prayers.
There's attack.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I want to know about whales.
Well, you don't want to know.
Okay.
There's whirlwind, civil war, hornets, cockatrices, fowls, jazz, nerve.
And then a very large font.
Whales.
Loose.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
So if you shout whales at a chemtrail, you will loose giant sperm whales to attack all spirits of witchcraft, witchcraft control, mind control, mind occult, and all occult spirits.
And what happens if I say the word Jez?
If you say Jez, loose the hounds of the Lord to rip Jezebel to shreds.
Wherever she is.
Take that.
Wow.
And wait, there's more.
There's more.
Yeah.
It will loose the chariot of Jehu to run her over and loose eunuchs to throw her out the window.
That's a complicated spell.
Cut off your balls and
defenestrate, boys!
There's a combination prayer.
You can just say RRBS, which is
remit, restore, bless, and save.
Oh, yeah. Up, down, up,
down, left, right, yeah.
There's Chibaba,
which is curse, break, hedge, blindness, deafness, dumbness, confusion, bind, and attack.
So what if I...
Oh, no, sorry.
Pray this defense prayer combo rapidly when you start getting fiery darts and physical attacks on your body.
You can say the letters or say the word phonetically.
Chibaba.
See you at pray.
Chibaba, chibaba, chubaba, Chubaba, Chubaba
Wait, wait
I have a question
It worked for the Sims, why not you?
Yeah, what can I
say if I want to do other things
with whales in a combo?
Yep, yep, next one's
Oh yeah, phonetically it's uh there's rcc swaa which is
phonetically
which is remit clean cut seal whales
oh my gosh okay he seems to be remaining, cleaning, cutting, and sealing.
This is all, what the fuck?
This is a very important prayer to pray daily while out driving in busy areas and stores.
That's why I got like a Dukes of Hazzard horn, but it says Irkswa when I honk my horn.
Oh, this diagram, it totally explains everything.
It does, yeah.
So you have a very complicated diagram explaining
a lot, for example.
You were wondering why specifically
sperm whales? Yeah, because there's like
Cthulhu clip art, but what's with your
whole sperm whale thing?
Oh my god.
Well, you know, when you have Satan's
giant octopus, obviously you need
God's giant sperm whale to eat it.
Yeah, so
from the chart, explain your
fascination here with sperm whales.
I can't possibly.
Just zoom in.
Yeah. God's spiritual solution.
Oh, alright.
The giant sperm whale
is the only heavenly creature
that is equipped to deal with the witchcraft
family of control spirits.
What?
There is a hierarchy in the spirit realm, just as in nature.
God has created specific creatures that attack and can overcome the evil entities.
Why sperm whales?
Back the fuck up.
Let a sperm whale take care of this.
Narwhals, however, won't do shit for you.
Trust me, I ask.
It doesn't explain why it's octopuses in this picture, though.
Satanic spiritual problem.
I mean, it clearly says in the attributes,
it's like plus five to anti-witchcraft spells.
Like, I want to play this collectible card game immediately.
Yeah, I love the clip art of the guy holding his hand out
and he's shooting whale beams out of his hand.
At the octopi.
At the oct...
There's an octopus, there's an evil octopus coming out of the cloud.
That's like an illustration of the internet these days, and then...
Yeah, that's true.
It is true, yep.
Yeah.
Portax, how do witchcraft spirits use portals in my environment to attack me?
They don't.
But also, Satan is referred to as
the Great Architect.
Wait, what?
This is why you see the G for Masons.
This is what the G for Google
is really about. It does not stand for
Google. It stands for Great Architect.
Yep. Obviously.
Google just should have gone with
Oogle the fucking Satan.
No, no, that's a G in it too. It'd have to be Oogle the fucking Satan no no that's a genet too it'd have to be ooo
so that's the thing
you don't want Google to attack you
it's ooo
Satan has created a situation
where he can at almost any time
launch a serious attack on anyone
of his choosing due to the flood of occult
material in our environment
car logos, street signs graffiti spelled wrong clothing tags when you start to realize just
how evil our world is it is shocking here are the main problems i'm gonna guess all of them
specifically specifically car logos yeah car logos yeah and then and then specifically the
clothing tags right i'm assuming they mean also
clothing logos, but who the fuck knows.
What if that's like a soft tag?
It's like the tag that's actually in the shirt.
Is that also a tag?
Oh, that's bonus evil.
That's extra evil.
So Saint tries to get as many people under God's curse as possible.
Eh?
Saint does not play fair.
He uses your spiritual ignorance to his advantage.
He has weaponized the spiritual rules God
has created to try to take over the world.
God's kind of a punk for letting that shit happen.
Satan knows the spiritual
rules which bring about a curse on a person
and environment.
Legally speaking, Satan has the right
to attack anyone with these equal logos and marks.
Legally.
Your honor. And so am I, your honor! Legally speaking, Satan has the right to attack anyone with these equal logos and marks. Legally.
Legally. Your honor.
Legally.
And so am I, your honor!
If you have a cursed object or mark in your environment, you are cursed.
Well, shit.
Satan gets it.
Get out of here, mark!
Whoops.
And also, literally everything that exists is one of these.
Oh yeah, definitely.
So the first problem is, how do we deal with this curse?
Well, number two, many people are filled with demonic spirits and they are waiting for the right moment to attack you.
So many people are infected with witchcraft mind control spirits in the modern world due to the music and entertainment they are walking
around cursed.
Satan can then
easily fill them with witchcraft spirits
which might be
different from demons.
They are like hybrid cars, partly
operating on gas, their true selves,
and partly on electric, their demonic
mind control spirits.
Double dipping. and partly on electric, their demonic mind-control spirit. Double-dipping.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then, if you are a Christian target in a
busy area, he can easily launch
those witchcraft spirits in the people to
attack you from. See the diagram
how witchcraft spirits use living
bodies as staging points to attack you
and your family. See that diagram.
I'm assuming it's covered
in whales.
Three, much of the food we eat is cursed
and has demonic components.
You don't say!
Wow.
Much of it.
So if we are not sinning
and we don't have evil marks,
the food we eat may bring us under a curse.
Satan has really covered as many bases as possible
to try to completely get the entire world cursed.
I feel like I just kind of want to give up at this point.
Like, Satan kind of figured out
all the angles, right?
What's the point?
It is almost impossible to go into any store and not encounter
literally hundreds of occult logos and
arms.
Four. Nearly all
of the entertainment today is satanic and will
bring you under a curse.
Oh, come on.
This is basic.
This is basic shit.
Let's go back to the magic wheel.
Yeah, and next you're going to tell me that Santa's an alien.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Are you watching quote-unquote innocent movies like Disney's Frozen or Harry Potter?
Oh, no!
Satan!
You and everyone in your family are now under a curse
until you renounce this
and pray to God to remove the soul tie
that you formed with the same thing.
You know what, Dana Carvey? I didn't like this sketch the first time around.
Tch.
Could it be?
This is because anyone who engages in anything
to do with magic or the occult
is cursed.
Satan entraps us by making
these movies cute and appealing.
Do you see how crafty Satan is and what a wide net he casts to try to curse the...
F+, I'm going to tell you about demonic Stargate portals.
Thank you.
The mark of the beast in Revelation can be found on many things in the modern world.
Most of us have taken them in unknowingly and in ignorance.
Does this sound familiar at all?
We are surrounded by them.
You may find them in your home, office, car, on your clothing.
It is important to recognize and root them out of our lives as much as possible and survive what is coming.
Lemon, that's interesting and all, but what I really want to know is how can I recognize portals and symbols?
You can recognize...
Okay, so, okay.
Okay, this is fucking obvious shit.
It's frankly a little embarrassing.
I mean, I'm not saying there's no such thing as stupid questions.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I know.
Come on.
Okay, so first of all,
the spiral is obviously a type of demonic portal.
I know.
If you find graffiti, tags, or stickers with spirals,
it could be an indication that Satanists
have played demons there.
Many home decorations, furniture, and other items
feature the spiral.
And fucking barbers.
Yeah, and also, I've got a source here, right?
Source is a Bible quote, which is,
which is, because straight is the gate
and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life and few there be that find it.
Spirals.
Fucking spirals.
Spirals.
Yeah.
Uh, hey, number two.
Number two is, number two is not problematic.
No?
No, it's okay.
They explain it.
It's, it's okay.
No, it's okay.
They explain it.
It's okay.
So the Star of David is actually the Seal of Solomon as an Azir demonic portal in Stargate.
Yeah.
It can be found everywhere today,
especially in corporate logos.
Don't know about that.
Oh, boy.
None?
I mean, maybe there's like a
matzah corporation or
the symbol has nothing to do with the Jews.
I mean...
Manischewitz.
It's Manischewitz.
I guess they don't like a couple of things
that might have to do with it.
One or two.
Make sure to tell them this
because they keep getting it wrong what are you doing
how anti-semitic could you get excuse me wince is that conversation
had to have happened in real life.
Oh, sure.
It's happening on Reddit right now.
And then I say something else.
But anyway, the X
is one of the most
used satanic portals.
Yeah!
What about the Walmart logo, though?
Yay!
Give me the smiley face.
Scroll down.
I just need to know about the Walmart logo.
Hey, hey, hey, let me, let me, what, tell me,
tell us, tell us about the Seal of Solomon.
I just, I have to know more about this.
Okay, so, the Star of David is actually demonic.
The Lesser Key of Solomon explains what the Satanists and occultants used to call up demons.
Pray for protection in reading more.
The Walmart logo was recently redesigned.
The Seal of Solomon is an orange.
This is a portal through the anus, one of the main gates, and how devils enter
one of your main gates.
Yes, you know.
Please proceed to gate
855.
The ever so
Christian chakra points.
Orange is frequently
used to indicate the anus
or dung gate.
What?
used to indicate the anus or dung gate.
Are they talking about
the enemy's dung gate is down?
Other, yeah,
obviously, X's,
zigzags, tildes,
lightning bolts, all bad.
Don't use any of those.
The Christian fish symbol is actually the symbol of Dagon.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that makes sense.
Yeah.
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
Can you talk about the lightning bolt?
I have a funny thing.
Please talk about the lightning bolt.
I have a funny thing on my car, which is it's like the Jesus fish, except for it's got legs.
Flying spaghetti monster.
Oh, that's not demonic.
Spaghetti is something she was made to fight.
Yeah, no,
I mean, I need to know about
the people at CERN immediately.
Well, first of all, I just need
to tell you that CC is really
demonic.
So, for example, like Adobe CC, the Creative Commons license is actually demonic. So, for example, like Adobe CC,
the Creative Commons license is
actually demonic.
The Common Core curriculum
is demonic!
And of course, closed captioning
is definitely demonic.
Oh, alright. Yeah.
Can we just, yeah,
I think ComQuad just needs to tell us about the
problems with the lightning bolt.
Lightning bolt? Lightning bolt? I think ComQuad just needs to tell us about the problems with the lightning bolt. Well, the lightning bolt.
Lightning bolt.
Lightning bolt.
Lightning bolt.
Look at the Discord chat.
Oh.
Ah.
Hey.
The lightning bolt is a symbol for Satan.
Luke 1018.
Then he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven.
The lightning bolt and the Harry Potter logo tell us what that series is really about.
Yeah.
Harry Potter is satanic.
Presented as a good character, when in reality, God tells us there are no good or bad blank and whack magic.
It is all from the pit of hell.
Yeah, and no Marvel, only DC.
Yeah, for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
Lady Gaga also shows her inspiration comes from with a
lightning bolt logo the pokemon lightning bolt tells us about the inspiration for the anime
series much japanese anime is demonic like but like well just some of it though it's like so
much of it's light yeah do you think lightning itself is demonic yeah the biggest uh so we were
talking about we were talking about demonic portals
and of course
the biggest portal,
the biggest demonic portal
ever created,
you know this one, right?
Yeah.
It's the Large Hadron Collider.
Oh no.
The Large Hadron Collider
is a giant universe
anus of demons.
Then I have
apparently some information
about a Chinese
LHC, so that's
fun. But anyway, CERN's logo
is more truth in plain sight.
The 666
around the circle containing the CERN
text. I've never seen
the CERN logo. I'm assuming it does have 666 around it, right?
I know.
Yeah, but let me tell you.
I mean, kind of, actually, it does.
Yeah, it sort of does.
Yeah, it sort of does.
I really need to know about the people at CERN.
Okay, so the people at CERN are also responsible
for the creation of the World Wide Web.
Huh, huh, they World Wide Web. Huh.
Huh.
They're time travelers.
Okay.
Another satanic invention.
I mean, I'm sold.
That is the truth.
Agreed there.
Agreed there.
World Wide Web or WWW is actually 666 in Hebrew.
What?
I don't think so.
Under this following condition.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, okay. So here's how you transmogrify Yeah. Okay. Well, okay.
So here's how you transmogrify it.
Here's how it works.
Is that www666 in Hebrew, if W equals six.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Huh.
Yeah.
Let W equal six, therefore.
Yeah.
Zigzags are evil as i said um uh cern god particle uh apple campus uh the new apple
campus uh from the top view bears a striking resemblance to the target logo oh
that's because the circle with a dot in the center is a demonic portal. Or is it a target?
So then the Apple logo is obviously satanic.
The new Apple campus is a giant McGick circle.
It is.
I used that fun little $666.66 fact from the Apple history.
The Windows
logo is actually a satanic
X portal when rotated.
Wow.
I'm so alive.
I'll shave out that.
The 8 in
Windows 8 is another occult portal.
Just the 8?
Just the number 8?
Like literally everything
that exists...
That's probably also...
Can you tell me about USB?
I sure think so.
I think I can tell you about USB.
Yeah, so USB is common
on almost all devices and how we
connect our devices to the computer
and to be charged.
Satan has left his mark there, but few people realize where the USB power comes from.
These images tell a real story.
Satan's trident, or pitchfork, is on almost all of your devices.
If you're using an Apple device, you have a lightning cable,
but only if you're using an Apple device from a two-year period or so.
I think Thunderbolt probably also applies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bible quote.
Anyway, I'm going to finish this up here.
The truth that they really don't want you to know,
the one reason this information will be so ridiculed is because it proves so many things.
I mean, yeah.
Putting this information to the test proves Christ, Satan, and his demons are all real in a real way we can all understand.
We've understood all of this, right?
Yeah.
We've all comprehended it.
Yeah, the internet is made by Satan. I'm fucking on board for sure for sure satan and his demons will work hard to
keep you from reading and comprehending this material even though it's in a 268 page pdf file
um they may create distractions for you, making it difficult to focus, jokes, creating health issues, or other obstacles.
Your closest family and friends may mock and ridicule you
for even entertaining this idea.
Internet trolls will surely do their part
to deter you from considering this information.
The demon's assignment is to hide the truth and blind us to it.
We all have demons it was part of
what happened in the garden in the fall our lives and the demonic became intertwined it's our job
to kick them out and not allow them to run rampant most people have many demons if they have not gone
through the deliverance and do not maintain a routine of deliverance and spiritual listen man
you you got a spiritually douche. I mean, it's just...
I mean, this guy is a spiritual
douche. That's such a
spiritually regressive opinion.
Christians
can have just as many demons
or more than non-Christians because
few are following Jesus' command
to cast them out today. Satan and his
demons are at home in today's churches and other religions.
We live in a world where they are running many things.
They are in control because the Christians are doing nothing to fight back in a way that works,
parentheses, spiritual warfare.
Satan will work hard to discredit what you are about to read.
This information on this page is the truth f plus
what did we learn i learned two things i learned two very specific things one one that there there
are chemtrail crazy people for chemtrail crazy people that's true like this this is this is the
person that the chemtrail crazes go check a look at this take a look at this loony
yeah this is uh this is the hollow earth people the hollow earth people going
those flat earth people what what maroons
yeah uh the other thing i learned is that millie vanillie was so close to saving us all. Oof.
Wow.
Flark.
Flark.
Was this all the work of one person, do you think?
I hope so.
Satan?
I want to believe that.
Jesus.
I mean, it does seem to be written in generally one voice, but that one voice is a pretty crazy voice,
so it's pretty standard that anyone could kind of, like,
pick up. Yeah, I think, it sounds
to me like it's probably one person. I mean,
if you ever hang
around anyone who acts like
this, it
eventually just starts sounding like this,
and it gets really exhausting and horrible.
What are you saying about me, Vortex?
Not you!
Uh, because, I mean, because there's, I mean, like, this person, if this is a specific person, which, yeah, I would definitely assume it is one specific person.
Although, usually their vanity is tied up in this a little bit more.
Like, usually there's more, like, pictures of them.
tied up in this a little bit more like usually there's more like pictures of them like i'm kind of surprised at at how there's not uh a lot of um uh pictures of of me and me and me being truthful
or whatever uh but in the footer there's uh there's other there's other uh conspiracy sites
uh on the same uh concepts as obviously chemtrails are demonic
demonic health problems
and what is the
hum?
Whatisthehum.org
Whatisthehum.org
So
um
uh
one
diagnosing mental health concerns is one thing,
but,
but,
uh,
but those,
uh,
those diagnoses have to actually be listened to.
I suppose it's probably helpful.
Uh,
cause this is,
uh,
this is full on fucking,
I mean,
just unbridled,
uh,
uh, schizophrenia, uh, that's unleashed on all of us. I mean, just unbridled schizophrenia that's
unleashed on all of us.
I mean, it kind of sounds like it,
but I mean, there are sections
of the country that, like, maybe
not so far as thinking that planes are evil,
but all the other stuff of, like,
don't draw spirals that may
call demons. Don't watch Harry Potter
that may, oh, don't mix with any
other religions. That's demonic. I Don't watch Harry Potter. Oh, don't mix with any other religions.
That's demonic.
I mean, that's all.
You really don't have to go much further than that to end up.
This website did not change colors and fonts enough to be real.
That's true.
You get a point.
You get a point.
I just found something here.
Chemtrailsdemonic.org slash whoreallydid911.php.
Oh, good.
Good.
I've been wondering.
I've been wondering.
Hang on.
Hang on.
I have a guess.
Demons?
Okay.
Okay.
So, number one, Freemasons.
Oh.
Well, but they're probably demons.
Right.
Option number two, Satan.
Okay.
Option number three, Hillary.
Okay.
What?
What is the shorthand prayer for lock her up?
What is the shorthand prayer for lock her up?
And in a sentence that I believe was written specifically for me, and possibly me alone,
there's a little picture of the Hillary logo, and then there's like a serpent, right?
And it says, can you see the head of the serpent and the arrow?
The logo was designed by the Pentagram
Design Company.
What?
Motherfucker, I assumed
this site was from more than a decade ago.
No, no, no, no.
It's from
2005 to
2019.
Sorry, 2015. 2015 to 2019. Yeah, he hates Frozen.
Sorry, 2015.
2015 to 2019.
Yeah, Frozen was mentioned.
Yep.
Oh, my God, right.
Yeah.
The thing that does mention that after 9-11,
they built the Freedom Tower, and the Freedom Tower is Satan's giant phallus with a minaret on top.
I mean,
Satan is pointing his rod at
God in defiance.
Don't we all?
Erect in defiance of God's
will, okay?
And if you want to point your rod in defiance,
you should point it towards ball pen.
How do I get to ball pen?
That's B-A-L-L-P dot I-T.
Sounds like a good place to go.
Stargate portal.
Anything, anything, I was just going to,
I got like an hour to kill.
I've just finished listening to this podcast
and I thought it was fine.
It's fine.
Okay.
But I've got about an hour to kill.
I'm kind of bored. Anything I could be doing?
You could be coloring a book, perhaps?
Coloring a book.
You could be coloring a book.
You could be playing Dam Dog.
You could be looking at crimes
made against Putin.
Yeah.
You could find the URL
for Ball Snuff. Good luck finding Ball Snuff.
Good luck finding Ball Snuff.
It's out there on the internet somewhere.
Poop.com.
Poop.com might still exist.
Poop.com.
I don't think it exists anymore.
You can spend your time reminiscing
about Poop.com.
Alright, bye-bye.
Bye. See-bye. Bye.
Bye.
See you next.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye, baby.
Don't forget my number.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye, baby.
Love is stronger than thunder.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye, baby. I got drunk.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So whoever's editing this, if they so choose to put in baby, don't forget my number by Milli Vanilli at the end of this.
It's got a lot of B sounds.
And we'll see.
Wow.
It's the only way my joke would make sense.
Bye.