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Episode Date: March 23, 2020

The uncredited former owner of ChemtrailsAreDemonic.org has a very straightforward message to explain to you, but if you think the URL will explain it all, you're going to be surprised on pretty ...much every turn here. This week, The F Plus gets super efficient at releasing our sperm whales. SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM PORTAXX: Hi! Shortly after recording this episode, I made the mistake of going outside and was sprayed by demonic chemtrails. When I came to, I realized I painted this adorable demonplane while in a possessed frenzy.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bye! Bye! swift, sorrow without destruction. Gather the thrones, be watching from hell, waiting to master the style. People, it's true. The F Plus is a podcast that reads terrible things
Starting point is 00:00:34 with enthusiasm. And it gets even deeper. Because we've got Boots Reingear. Does it help if I shout or raise my voice? No, this is not advice. If you want to sing loudly, sometimes this seems to make a difference, but you do not need to scream, ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK! You can just say it quietly.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Nutshell, Gulag! If you are awakened by strange things in your bedroom, get up and start praying warfare prayers and put on some music like the songs on this website and you will be just fine. Also, apply olive oil liberally to any areas of your body that are being attacked. Or attack! Also, apply olive oil liberally to any areas of your body that are being attacked. Poor tax!
Starting point is 00:01:11 Come, Quazop! If the sun is indeed close in proximity to Earth, then it also means that it is much smaller than we are told. It would be a small fraction of the Earth's size, and certainly not 109 times of that as Earth's scientists told us. So what is really going on here? And Lemon. Why does Satan use sodomy? Well, when someone is sodomized, Satan gains vast control over that person. Sodomy is like a demonic superhighway.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Log on. Are y'all ready to log on? So that's funny about buying a series of tubes And now I've just got life as a highway I want to ride it all night long Stuck in my head Well, are you going my way? I feel alive, I feel alive Still a-goin' to send her down the hill I want sunshine my way I'm walking on sunshine
Starting point is 00:02:12 I'm walking on sunshine And I feel good And I feel good Hey, F- move for one minute. And I feel good. Hey, F-Plus. Hey, Lemon. Hi, Lemon. Hello. Hi.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Hey, I got a question for y'all, F-Plus. My question for you is, what are your feelings on chemtrails? Erotic. They're called contrails. Contrails. I don't think that's a real word. I think that's something you just made up just now. In this moment.
Starting point is 00:02:47 That's when you're against people's guts. You're contrails. Everyone knows that. Contrails and pro-trails. Yeah, you can be pro-trails or contrails. Frankly, in a nutshell, it's contrails. I am quite pro, though. I see your spleen and I support it.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Oh, that's nice. You have a body positivity that borders on pathological. Right. All of the body, not just the outside. All your gooey bits inside. Very important. That's very nice. Your spleen and your gallbladder uh well well s plus we're going to be spending uh we're going to be spending a day on archive.org
Starting point is 00:03:34 uh because this is a uh you are the url still exists uh but currently the content's not there it's so we're going to be going into thearchive.org because there's a site that was once on the internet that had an important lesson to teach us all. And that lesson is Chemtrails are Demonic. Chemtrailsaredemonic.org teaches us
Starting point is 00:03:57 that the protective blood of Jesus Christ covers this page, images, website, and those who view it. We will bind up every demon who would try to transfer from these images in any way and command you to go wherever Jesus sends you. We bind every demon who would blind the reader's mind to the truth from reading and comprehending this information in Jesus' name, as well as any demon who would keep this information from being shared and distributed
Starting point is 00:04:21 and from becoming common knowledge. The demons are hereodecea. This talk was provided to us by JOA, the first time I think the only submission that we have here from JOA, so thank you very much. When you say binding, do you mean like erotic
Starting point is 00:04:37 tying up or what kind of binding? I would say shibari. Yeah, that one. Yeah. What kind of binding? I would say yes. Shibari. Yeah, that one.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Come Quatsop, I gotta tell you, Satan does not care what lie you believe so long as you never find the truth. Done. Alright, sold. I'm in. I'm in. So this... He is highly suggestible. This site has a lot of information to share. Right in the beginning of the document,
Starting point is 00:05:08 J-O-A points out that you can actually download an entire 245-page PDF of the entire site. Can and will. Let's do that. So hopefully that's printer standing, so you can just send that right to the printer. Yeah, well, I need a fax. Someone else's printer.
Starting point is 00:05:30 I need to fax many people information about chemtrails. I don't think we necessarily need the primer, but just in case. I think, nutshell, will you explain the general chemtrail theory thing? I guess theory is a little strong. Oh, okay. Where's that?
Starting point is 00:05:50 No, I'm saying, could you just explain to the audience? I'm sure that they're familiar, but just in case. Oh, regular chemtrails, not demonic chemtrails? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, regular chemtrails are a government conspiracy wherein super-secret airplanes fly around and spray chemicals into the air that do various things like stunting physical growth, controlling people's minds, causing disease,
Starting point is 00:06:26 you know, fluoridating the water. Yeah, there's a whole sort of, like, big government conspiracies that are usually involved with the chemtrail thing. Oh, weather changing things in conjunction with the secret weather base in the Arctic
Starting point is 00:06:42 or whatever. But the thing is, the thing that I've always loved about it is it's always been really easy to fix. Like, you can always, like, get rid of it by just, like, you know, spraying it in the air. I think it was this vinegar that you'd spray. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You spray an aerosol up in the air.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Yeah, it's like removing mildew from your shower. There was a great YouTube video of that, of somebody doing that, and their whole yard was just devoid of grass. Oh, no. The government is smart enough to develop mind-control chemicals, not smart enough to take vinegar off the market to stop it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Anyway, so that's been traditional chemtrail theory, but... Yeah, but fuck you, I've got some real ideas about chemtrails. Great. Yeah, and as you said, Satan does not care what lie you believe as long as you never find the truth. Sure. If you have difficulty understanding the information on these pages or if they make you angry or upset, it is possible that you have demons who are trying to block, interfere, and keep you from the knowledge of the truth. Oh. Demand.
Starting point is 00:07:41 and keep you from the knowledge of the truth. Can't confirm. Demand. Ask for God to help you understand and ask for him to remove and silence anything that may keep you from the truth. The Witch of Endor, where the Ewoks are from. Yeah, every time I hear that, Ewoks.
Starting point is 00:08:00 The Witch of Endor, sorcerers, magicians of Egypt, and the prophets of Baal are still with us today. They exist in all facets of life and have infiltrated even the highest level organizations throughout the world. They have deceived the world and hidden under different names. They have rebranded witchcraft and evil to deceive honest Christians into engaging in practices which will bring them under God's judgment. Irrespective of any of that, stuff in the sky. There is nothing
Starting point is 00:08:32 new under the sun. There is only one true God in three forms. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. And those who serve Satan in his many forms and varieties. Wait, that's one of the gods? There is only one true forms and varieties that's one of the gods there is only one truth yeah that's one of his forms father father son is one form holy spirit is the third
Starting point is 00:08:51 those who serve satan is the third yeah okay if you say to yourself comma i will serve none of them comma i will do whatever i want then you are are by default in Satan's kingdom and he will use you to achieve his goals. Satan and evil are in this world. Sorry, Satan and the evil in this world are far more intelligent than humanity. We can only rise above and overcome them through God's power and protection. Whom will you serve? That's one thing that I've always really liked about sort uh sort of that that blend of i guess it's probably baptism that says like um that's like the concept that you can think for yourself is in and of itself satanic yeah like
Starting point is 00:09:37 like free free will is satanic sounds like calvin me. Like, one of them listened to Anton LaVey and said, good idea! Let's internalize this. I just always enjoy that this always has to assume that magic is real. So, like, where does it end? All magic is just real. All magic is real, but it's
Starting point is 00:09:59 all satanic, so, like, Santa, the Tooth Fairy, they're agents of Satan. Oh, yeah, no, yeah. Easter, the Tooth Fairy, they're agents of Satan. Easter Bunny, Satan. Spooots, what is the goal of this website? Do you have a goal for this website? Do I have a goal for this website? Do you have a goal for this website?
Starting point is 00:10:18 What is the goal of this website? The goal of this website is to communicate several important truths. One, the chemtrails are demonic. Two, the clouds they spray are also demonic. Three, the hum heard worldwide is demonic. The hum? We'll get to that.
Starting point is 00:10:36 Wow. No debate about the rattle. That was a joke for Lemon. Four, they are all related and interconnected. Five, they are part of a satanic operation to control and ultimately destroy you. Six, whether you believe this information or not, you and the people you love are currently and will be affected by it. Okay. Are currently and will be affected by it? Yeah. They are currently affected by it and will be. And they will be affected by it. Are currently and will be affected by it?
Starting point is 00:11:05 Yeah, they are currently affected by it and will be. And they will be affected by it. Okay. Seven, prayer and song to Jesus Christ can completely stop them. Eight, will you be the one to stand in the gap in your area? I hate that story. What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:11:20 Their pants are kind of expensive. I thought we were supposed to mind the gap. Did you fall into it, maybe? The eighth goal is will supposed to mind the gap. The eighth goal is will you stay out of the gap? I really appreciate them. Their earnings were kind of down. They need the help.
Starting point is 00:11:33 I liked their jeans when I was in middle school. Number one, chemtrails are demonic. Number two, pray to Jesus Christ. Number three, mind the gap. Portax, can you keep going here with this screed?
Starting point is 00:11:51 The chemtrails are demons? Chemtrails are demons. They were demonic in your previous program. Now they're actual demons. Prayer to Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ gave us the keys to the kingdom and told us that
Starting point is 00:12:07 when we bind on earth, it's bound in heaven and when we loose on earth, it's loosed in heaven. One. Praying against the demonic planes. So is that the astral plane or like the actual demon airplanes? No, I think they mean demonic planes because they're saying that the planes are demonic.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Demon plane. Maybe both. The demon planes come from the demon plane. Yeah. They're not very extravagant, though. They're very demon plane. Using spiritual warfare prayers, binding demons and loosing angels to attack as Christ instructed causes them to lose the ability to maintain their tail.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Well, see, they're made out of wood like the spruce goose, Christ instructed causes them to lose the ability to maintain their tail. Oh. Well, see, they're made out of wood like the spruce goose and they're shaped like demons with demon planes. The spruce lucifer. The long chemtrail spray billowing out behind the planes as they fly. This truth has now been proven
Starting point is 00:12:59 by different people on multiple occasions. Well, I'm sold. You can prove it as well. This website will teach you how. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. This gif. There's a gif coming up. There's a gif coming up, but I would
Starting point is 00:13:15 like to cite a quote, because this is a quote here. And the quote is, a more accurate name for chemtrails would be demon trails or demonic trails. Demon trails to you till we meet again. Anyway, keep going there, Borg.
Starting point is 00:13:33 There is a demonic component chemtrails. I thought they were demons. They were demons because it's demonic. Not only are they demons, but they have a demonic component. They're demons and they shoot demons out of their demons. Part demon, part demon, all demons.
Starting point is 00:13:48 Would you like me to demon straight? See the amazing half demon, half demon. With a gun that shoots guns. This is due to the fact that the spray and resulting clouds respond to binding and loosing prayers to Jesus Christ. The results of aggressive prayer are clean and clear sky the way things used to be about 20 years ago. Back before environmental regulation. And demons.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Before demons. Before demons were invented. It is possible that the plane illusion may be created by Project Blue Beam involving holograms. Yay! They're not actually even planes. No, they're demonic holograms. Yay! They're not actually even planes. No, they're demonic holograms. Wow. They're just pretending to be planes. Holograms.
Starting point is 00:14:33 This just became my favorite chemtrail theory right now. Those responsible need an explanation to the average person as to why the spray appears. Well, you know, the demons, they feel like they need to mark their territory. I mean, what can I do to get my
Starting point is 00:14:50 demon to stop spraying? The plane illusion settles it in most people's mind, convincing them that they are normal planes. Okay, so it was demon planes. They go back to daily life not knowing what is really going on. Younger generations may not even remember the beautiful blue sky that people enjoyed like literal nice they go back to daily life not knowing what is really going on younger generations
Starting point is 00:15:05 may not even remember the beautiful blue sky that people enjoyed before these things started spraying the sky over a decade ago and then we have the most amazing gif ever where a bunch of little stock image demons are flying on a chemtrail and this person is kneeling down, a silhouette of a person is kneeling down and they go flying! Little angels are flying out of it. Each bee in that shoots an angel. No, no, no. I interpreted that as they're actually praying to the Better Business
Starting point is 00:15:38 Bureau to bind the demons up in the sky. According to this, the demons are flying backwards? They're throwing BBs in the air. And then, what are some important things that I should know about chemtrails or demons? Or, you know, demons. Chemtrails or demons.
Starting point is 00:15:59 Okay, one, the chemtrail phenomenon, okay, so I may not stress this enough, but the chemtrail phenomenon is a satanic operation Demons are involved I may have danced around the issue of it But demons Thank you for clarifying She's a real chemtrail in the sack
Starting point is 00:16:16 Oh no Good Speed, chemtrail. The chemtrails are not natural planes. The chemtrails aren't the planes anyway. A huge shadowy network of covens and satanic groups exist in this world. They are responsible for these actions. Humans in the Dark Kingdom take their orders from Satan and his demons.
Starting point is 00:16:42 How much is this game on Steam? Yeah. Frank's probably streaming game on Steam? Yeah. Frank's probably streaming it right now. Two. Yep. Chemtrails are a type of demonic delivery system. Oh, it's like the Amazon drone network. It's like borrowing a cup of sugar. It's Demon DoorGash.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Hello, did you order the demon? The occult world is working hard every day to drop demons overhead in the form of demonic clouds these entities are summoned and then sent by satanists they are not real planes operation demon drop yeah they are not real planes but likely some form of occult technology delivering their payload of demons to your area in an attempt for complete takeover by the Dark Kingdom. The spray and resulting white clouds they emit are not natural condensation or a form of geoengineering. They are demonic. Their goal is to get the demons into your body in order to control you. So the clouds are demons.
Starting point is 00:17:44 They are demonic demons that are sent by other demons that are demon planes from the demon planes, and those demons drop down on Earth to get demons into your body so you become demon. And demons are involved. Also, oh, yeah, actually, no, no, you're right. You're right, you're right, because number three is
Starting point is 00:17:59 these so-called planes are, in reality, delivering demons. God damn it! It's all coming together here. See, now it makes sense. It's a one-piece puzzle, but it's a really big piece. 90s record scratch.
Starting point is 00:18:16 Dun-dun-dun! Some chemtrail planes have a huge amount of demons to transport and drop over our heads. The longer the tail of the chemtrail, the more demons are being distributed over our world. The demonic spray can be defeated through persistence and prayer as they fly across the sky
Starting point is 00:18:31 if we learn shorthand prayers and how to pray without ceasing. Number four is the spray and trails they lay down are demonic spirits that seem to gain power and energy from the sun? Okay. I guess that's evil. Well, you know, the sun is evil, so.
Starting point is 00:18:47 The sun, it's got devil fire on it. Number five. Jesus Christ told us exactly how to deal with this through binding and loosing. You must bind the strong man and then spoil his house even better. Ha ha ha!
Starting point is 00:19:03 Okay. Fear not, for the Lord made me have dominion over the mighty. Yeah, that's what that says. That says go pray against the demon planes right there. Yep, demon planes. Alright,
Starting point is 00:19:20 we're going to skip to the next part of this document, which is called The Big Picture. Is it about demons? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So come quad stop. Oh, yeah. Will you give us the big picture here now that we've figured out the whole demon thing?
Starting point is 00:19:34 Hey, I know you're wondering, what is going on in the world today? I don't know. It ain't no big surprise. Hey, hey, why does it seem like things are getting worse so rapidly? Yeah, the Bible gives us information about past and future events. Let's try to connect the dots and see if a bigger picture comes into view. Yeah, did you know that Christianity is not just one of many religious options, but it's the only true real worldview?
Starting point is 00:20:05 Christianity, its core is not a religion at all. It is the truth. It is all there is, and there is no other. You can choose not to believe that, but you would be in denial of the way things really are. It would be no different than declaring that the sun does not emit light. You can say it all you want, but it does not change the fact that it is the truth. In reality, all other religions are demonic deceptions designed to lead you astray. Many Christian religious sects and denominations have much error that has crept in.
Starting point is 00:20:34 Satan and his demons excel at infiltration and subversion. True religion is to worship God in truth and spirit. Here's a quote from the Bible. Satan is the prince of the power of the air. Okay. That means Satan's flying
Starting point is 00:20:50 the planes. That's what that means. You're breathing in Satan every day. Yeah, just huffing Satan. Yeah. Yeah. And then here's another quote from the Bible. Here's another quote from the Bible. Are you ready for this?
Starting point is 00:21:05 Satan proclaimed, I will ascend above the heights of the clouds. I will be like the most high. Oh, no. Right there with you, dude. Yeah. The second heaven. Oh, the second heaven. Did you know there's beyond the first one?
Starting point is 00:21:28 Well, I mean, there's got to be at least seven, right? I mean, that's where the phrase seventh heaven comes from. Obviously. Yeah. So the second one above the earth is the home of the demonic principalities, the demons in heaven, powers and spiritual wickedness in high places. It is the domain of Satan and his fallen angels. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:50 Few people realize how late the hour really is. As the dark kingdom drops demonic spirits on the world population relentlessly day after day, it looks like the way is being prepared for the biblical great deception. Yeah. Through Satan's work, the demonic lie of evolution has convinced many people on Earth to reject God and believe that they came from nothing and are on their way to evolving into higher life forms or little G gods. Yeah. This is found. One time I was a lowercase G.
Starting point is 00:22:35 This is found throughout the New Age religion and is the core of the United Nations philosophy. Is it? Yeah. Then some boring stuff. And then the problem is that these gods are fallen, cursed, evil, demonic entities who are intent on lying, deceiving, and destroying humanity. Any healthy person who loves life would not really want to be like them. The Bible teaches us that all those who hate God love death. Yeah. Hey, hey, everybody.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Have you noticed how many movies and TV shows there are about aliens? No. Yeah, good point. Yeah. Yeah. Good point. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. Are Hollywood movies and entertainment preparing the world for a great deception? Yeah. Could it be that the staged alien invasion will convince people to accept a new all-inclusive religion like the one Ronald Reagan spoke of?
Starting point is 00:23:24 What? Yeah. Yeah, that's what it's doing. Or for being inclusive. Yeah, or a fake rapture event? Is the world being prepared consciously and subconsciously to accept what is coming? Are we being soaked in occult and satanic entertainment everywhere we turn? It is time to say enough is enough. Turn it off and get serious about serving the lord while we still can i love being nostalgic for satanic panic hey come
Starting point is 00:23:52 can you uh can you skip down a couple pages to yeah it says the name of jesus stops oh yeah yeah yeah the name of jesus stops alien ufo abductee experiences. Did you know that speaking the name of Jesus... Oh, so that's like your ticket out of anal probing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just say Jesus and they have to let you go? Yeah, yeah. It stops UFO abductees' experience with supposed aliens, which are really demons.
Starting point is 00:24:18 This is not to trivialize those who experience these things, but to connect the dots. The name of Jesus and the Christian spiritual weapons also stop the demonic chemtrails, clouds, and hum. So it stops the people being abducted from being abducted by UFOs? Right. The aliens just drop you flat on the ground. Which are demons. And you just splat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:42 Which are actually demons. Hey, yeah, yeah. It appears that Satan has been using the concept of aliens to prepare people to accept the Great Deception through these so-called alien abduction cases. TV and Hollywood movies, franchises like Star Wars, Star Trek, and television shows like Ancient Aliens have done much to further this idea. Are you prepared for a staged alien invasion or a fake rapture event? What is fake rapture? I think this is the plot of a Dean Kuntz novel I read once. I like his list there.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Star Wars, Star Trek, that fucking History Channel thing. What is fake rapture? What is that? Does everyone just fall to the floor with exosperms and go, Blurgh, dead. But they're not really dead. Like, what is... What is...
Starting point is 00:25:33 Yeah. It's just a vacation. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so, uh, did you know that, um, demonic prophecies foretell of the chemtrails? I don't know why I'm still using that word. That means demons. The Hopi Indian tribe and most religions of the earth are
Starting point is 00:25:49 spiritists. That is, they communicate with the spirit or demonic realm. Yeah, usually through the use of hallucinogenic drugs or meditation techniques, which blank out the mind and allow demons to come in and take possession.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Yeah, yeah. Everything that doesn't go in the collection plate is for demons. Yeah, yeah. The demons are happy to comply and receive worship from man posing as benevolent masters when in reality they seek only to kill, steal, and destroy. Though this is the demonic prophecy. You see, that was a prophecy I just said.
Starting point is 00:26:21 There's another connection that can be drawn between the chemtrails and the demons. Like Crowley who contacted Lamb through the use of drugs. What is the great day of purification the demons speak of? It is their dream. When the New World Order is in place and all the Christians are exterminated or reprogrammed to worship Lucifer or Satan, the following quote makes their goals very clear. No one will enter the New World Order unless he or she will make a pledge to worship Lucifer.
Starting point is 00:26:50 No one will enter the New Age unless he will take a Luciferian initiation. David Spangler, Director of Planetary Initiative, United Nations. Thank you. I think the real thing that we learned here was that Aleister Crowley was actually successful in sex magic. Sex magic is real. Yeah. Through Satan, all things are possible. In a nutshell, I got some questions I want to ask you.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Is that all right? Okay. Okay, cool, cool, cool. You said a word really early on in this episode. Demon? Demon? Is it demon? No, it actually wasn't. No, it wasn't.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Is it demonic? No, no, no. Good guess, good guess. But you said contrail, and my question to you is, what is a contrail? Well, you know there, Lemon, a contrail are trails of water vapor emitted by aircraft flying at high altitude.
Starting point is 00:27:43 They appear under certain temperatures and atmospheric conditions and dissipate quickly. Contrails are natural phenomena. On the average day, most passenger jets do not emit any form of contrail. But if they do, they disappear rapidly. Most of the trails that we see in the sky
Starting point is 00:28:00 today are not contrails! They're not! This is a fun twist. See, I'm not dumb. I know contrails exist, it's just that they're not this is a this is a fun twist see i'm not dumb i know contrails exist it's just that they're not up there i know contrails are real it's just i mean if contrails are real then how if they weren't real then how could the demons fool us into believing that the demons were actually contrails how would they have gotten the idea? Yeah, they have to have the real thing to think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're pulling the wool over ours like some sort of contrail.
Starting point is 00:28:31 No! So that was a contrail. What's a chemtrail? Well, a chemtrail is the name investigators have given to describe the persistent trails that we see in the sky lemon in an attempt to distinguish them from naturally occurring contrails. So for your theory is much different than their
Starting point is 00:28:54 theory. Anyway, what's the difference between the two? Well, Satan. Yeah, agreed. Tell me more about these entities A. Contrails have a very short trail that evaporates and disappears
Starting point is 00:29:11 rapidly. Chemtrails linger and spread out across the sky Chemtrails block the sun creating a dreary environment and often white out the entire sky the term chemtrail does not accurately describe these entities, since they are not entirely man-made, but are
Starting point is 00:29:27 spiritual with physical manifestations. Yeah, but tell me more about these entities. Tell me more. That's a question. Well, the entity in the image above is not a plane. It's not a plane.
Starting point is 00:29:44 They will appear to have two modes of operation, a traveling mode and an employment mode. This will become more apparent through further study. When the entities are in traveling mode, it is easier to accept them as natural planes emitting water vapor contrails because they look simpler. In traveling mode,
Starting point is 00:30:03 the trail they emit is not persistent, adding to the misconception that they are passenger jets emitting contrails. Stealth mode, I like it. It is only when the entities go into their deployment mode that it becomes clear that they are spreading something
Starting point is 00:30:19 evil. I got a question. Don't some investigators suggest that chemtrails are some sort of evil. I got a question. Yeah. Don't some investigators suggest that chemtrails are some sort of secret government geoengineering project for manipulating the weather or for some other
Starting point is 00:30:36 nefarious purposes? Well, yes, some do, but you see, Boots, all science comes from Satan. He's got a point. And what we see spraying the skies today is not what we are led to believe. Both explanations are wrong.
Starting point is 00:30:52 They are not created by natural planes. They are not contrails or chemspray. And the clouds and spray that cover the sky is not natural. Follow-up question. How do you know this? Because the planes and spray both respond to prayer to Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Yeah! That is, when a Christian prays in Jesus' name, they dissipate. Hey, but they look like normal passenger jets. How can they be spiritual? Oh, Lemon, you little fool. The Bible gives us insight. Satan is the prince of the power of the air,
Starting point is 00:31:30 Ephesians 2.2. Oh, okay, okay. Satan is the father of lies, John 8.44. Wow, the air lies. It's right there in the text. Holy shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Satan will use signs
Starting point is 00:31:46 and lying wonders. 2 Thessalonians 2.9. What that says to me is that Satan is the best at air guitar. All forms of guitar are satanic, including air guitar. This is true. Never get in an air guitar battle with Satan. They won't invite
Starting point is 00:32:03 him back to the competition. You get a golden air guitar if you win, though. You see, the occult world, which is much larger and more pervasive than most people realize, would much prefer that you think the spray is simply a contrail, jet fuel, or a secret government geoengineering operation than know the truth. If you discover, as others have, that these things are demonic and can be defeated through prayer, then they have a real problem on their hands. So sin and transgressing God's law creates a type of portal for these demons to cross over into our world? Absolutely. That is true. Oh, good. Okay, I figured it out.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Unlocked the key. The Satanists and occultists of the world use that sin as power, like little battery packs, and project it out as a form of control. There is no occult power without sin, sacrifice, and transgressing God's law. Satan and demons want blood,
Starting point is 00:33:05 and in turn give a degree of power to humans at a high cost. Anything else abnormal about these planes and the spray? I'm glad you asked, because yes. One, white orbs have been recorded in front of and around the planes. Two, planes have been recorded disappearing into thin air. Three, planes have been recorded turning into balls of light and vice versa and four many planes don't appear on radar or plane trackers which i have access to in my home do uh do the orb shape shift into planes oh yes it appears that way. Hey, I have a question.
Starting point is 00:33:45 I have a question. What is the purpose of the planes and spray? Well, let me just scroll down here. Where is that? What is the purpose of the spray?
Starting point is 00:34:02 Oh, no, I can't find it. Planes and spray have quotation marks around them if you're searching for it. I have a control over it. What is the purpose of the planes and spray? Is it up for more? Oh, yes, it is. Okay, I was scrolling down. Well,
Starting point is 00:34:18 you see, the purpose of the planes, the planes, you can't see it, but I'm making air quotes with my fingers. And spray is to exert control over the population under the spray through a form of mind control, inserting demonic influence into and over the population, demonic infestation, oppression, suppression, and possession where possible. They also create various infirmities and sicknesses, mental problems, violence, energy drain, and other evil things. The, uh, spray...
Starting point is 00:34:47 Oop. Yes. No, I just, uh, so now that I know this, I'm, I'm, I'm, uh, I'm excited. Well, I just wanted to tell you one more thing, Lemon, that Satan is quietly installing demons into the people of Earth for a time when they can use your body as a shell similar to the movie Avatar.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Ooh! Yay! Joke's on the fucking demon! My body as a shell similar to the movie Avatar. Ooh. Wait, joke's on the fucking demon. My body's a wreck. You're gonna be fucking stuck here. It's just like, oh god, everything hurts. Let me leave. And you're just like, so long, sucker. Why is your back like this? Are you 70?
Starting point is 00:35:21 Nope. And I've got student loans, bitch! So there's a whole bunch to this document, but I'm going to skip to how to defeat the chemtrails, skipping over an entire thing about the sun. But how to defeat the chemtrails. Okay, there's three steps to defeat the chemtrails. Number one, pray.
Starting point is 00:35:43 Number two, sing to the Lord. Number three, close demonic portils. Number one, pray. Number two, sing to the Lord. Number three, close demonic portals. Number four, repeat. There are three things you can do to defeat chemtrails in your area. No specific order. They are as follows. The things I said. So then you pray to the Lord, right?
Starting point is 00:35:57 Then you sing to the Lord. So here's what you should sing. Awake, awake, Deborah. Awake, awake, utter a song. Ar song arise barak and lead thy captivity a captivity through son abinoam then he made that remaineth have dominion over nobles among the people the lord made me have dominion over the mighty judges 5 12 13 singing to the lord creates chaos in the demonic realm that's a good song i like it's a good song it's a good song uh it says not all songs will work uh unfortunately most of the death metal will that work can we uh can we hook up uh some
Starting point is 00:36:41 song smith as a background I'll give it a shot. We'll see what happens. Does it still exist? Oh, I don't know, actually. I don't think it does. Not all songs will work. Unfortunately, much of the Christian music today, CCM, is actually demonically inspired. It is a little too hardcore, I feel, for today's modern Christian music.
Starting point is 00:37:00 It rocks so hard. Like, if you're ever inside of an Uber and they have the Christian station playing, you hear the music that's playing on the radio station. You go like, fuck, this rules. I'm so happy to be hearing this. I can't. It's a little too intense. Could you tone it down for me? I really hope this ride isn't over soon. They do rap, too?
Starting point is 00:37:23 Amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, I got a couple more songs for you. One's called Let's Just Praise the Lord. Let's just praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Let's just lift our hands towards heaven and praise the Lord. Let's just praise the Lord.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Praise the Lord. Let's just lift our hands to heaven forever and praise the Lord. And then there's a song called In Moments Like These. In moments like these I sing out a song. Sing out a love song to Jesus.
Starting point is 00:37:58 In moments like these I sing out a song. I lift my hands up to his name. Singing, I love you, Lord. Singing, I love you, Lord. Singing, I love you, Lord. Singing, I love you, Lord. I love you, Lord. I would rather listen to that than Christian music.
Starting point is 00:38:21 And then, uh, this is, this is, uh, these are, uh, these are all by Vin Verly. This is the last song. Vin Verly. I'm going to bring you here, which is called I'm a Child of the King. Oh yes, oh yes, I'm a child of the king. His royal blood now flows through my veins. I was wretched and broken, I'll sing Praise God, praise God, for I'm a child of the king
Starting point is 00:38:51 Cha-cha Anyway, then you need to close demonic Stargate portals in your area. So, I don't know... That little monster someone drew. Portex? Portex, have you been opening demonic portals? So, I don't know. That little monster. Portek? Portek, have you been opening demonic portals with your monsters? So, we all live in different places, you know, across this great land of ours.
Starting point is 00:39:25 And sometimes inside of urban areas, you might see things on, you know, sort of like walls or telephone poles or stoplights or something like that. And you've seen this thing that you've sometimes referred to as graffiti. Or, you know, markings from the electrical department. Yeah, contractors marking the water mains. Is that some sort of evil ethnic
Starting point is 00:39:42 word? That sounds like another religion to me. I don't know. No, in fact, all of these things, all of these things are demonic Stargate portals. And it is up to you to paint over them. With what? So if you see anything identifying where the water main is in your neighborhood, paint over it immediately.
Starting point is 00:40:08 God, call Kurt Russell right away. Oh, okay. Okay, so that we're going gonna skip now to uh part nine which is called pray without ceasing uh the shorthand prayers uh there's some shit in the beginning uh but boots uh can you just skip over to these shorthand prayers please yeah shorthand prayers yeah cool thank you yeah you know like like long form prayer is a little exhausting and there's a lot of fucking demons that are raining down on you. Who has the time anymore? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:46 So... I need to pray a macro. These are like fucking power word God. It's... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. It's a ninth-level spell.
Starting point is 00:40:54 Uh-huh. The Lord is incredibly intelligent, far more so than us, his creation. When praying against the demonic planes began began it was difficult to pray long formal prayers such as the warfare prayer in part three which which lemon just informed us of was that part three it was pretty long i saw it there's a lot of parts yeah after your experimentation and asking the lord to combine prayers and to shorten prayers it became apparent that this form of shorthand was very effective and that God honors the shorthand prayer
Starting point is 00:41:27 just as much as the longer version. He's got the idea. God knows our intent when we say attack or silver cord, and that is enough. The angels then execute the prayer. Silver cord. Yeah, when you're under heavy attack by the demonic, you must be alert and quick to counter
Starting point is 00:41:46 their fiery darts pray without ceasing as paul says um yeah so let's shorten the original warfare prayer to something we could pray without ceasing the lord will honor this shorthand yes let's okay so we've got the shorthand of the original. So, for example, where it says, Father God, your word says that whosoever sins we remit to be remit. Sins we remit will be remitted. Please forgive my sins and the sins of people in this community world and our ancestors in Jesus name. And we are very sorry for them. You could just say remit. Oh, that just covers all that.
Starting point is 00:42:24 It's like a turbo macro button on a controller. We are very sorry for them. You can just say remit. Oh. That just covers all of that. It's like a turbo macro button on a controller. You can just record the combo, fighting game combo. You can Hadouken right up to God. I don't know, Boots. That still sounds like a lot of talking and a lot of words. Is there anything that you can do to make the shorthand shorter? I'll give you one more example. Okay, okay. Sorry. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:48 Instead of, I loose angels to cut every ungodly silver cord and astral projecting spirit at work here, I loose angels to block them from ever returning to their hosts. I could just say, silver cord! That won't make you look silly. As one does.
Starting point is 00:43:03 Just standing out in a field while planes flying overhead, shouting Silvercord! You stick both of your arms out and scream, and then the kanji for Silvercord appears in front of you. Obviously. Hey, so that was all shorthand. What is the shorthand
Starting point is 00:43:20 for, in the mighty name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, I pray, amen?, I pray. Amen. Sure. Cool. So if at any point. Just empty space. If you don't say anything. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:33 If you don't say anything, assume that you're saying in the mighty name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, I pray. Amen. Okay. Cool. And now. So now when you see the demonic chemtrail planes, clouds, or hear them hum, pray without ceasing. You can pray like this and be effective. See the video below to see it in action, along with some other spiritual warfare prayers.
Starting point is 00:43:53 Bind, bind, bind, bind. Attack, attack, attack. Repeat. Sleep, sleep, sleep. That lightning sways again. Now, I know Nutshell was concerned about that being too long, and so was I. It's a mouthful, it's, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:08 Yeah, yeah, we need to short the hand this further, because there's a lot of fucking demons in those chemtrails. So, we can reduce these shorthand prayers down once more. God requires us to pray to send the angels into battle, regardless of how short the prayer may be. The word bind can be reduced down further to the letter B. You can pray like this.
Starting point is 00:44:30 Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, bind! Make sure to stick your tongue out. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, bu Roger Rabbit, here, praying. Can I add in an awooga? Your headphones may fall off in the process. Let's do this. Listen, prayer war is not a pretty business. Or maybe it's like an Abbott and Costello thing where one's pointing to the demon behind him, just go, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, bo B is worth one angel. Yeah, you can only do it for ten. You can say something like, B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Bind.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Set your prayers to burst fire. Can you keep that up for a few minutes? Can you keep that up for a few minutes whenever you see demonic chemtrail planes, clouds, and hear the hum? Maybe Kumquat can. I don't think i can challenge accepted for garbage day i think so kumquat fights a chemtrail this is what it will take to be successful pray the letter first and then the full word last
Starting point is 00:46:01 to give the letter context since some prayers start with the same letter. Oh, I see. I see. I see. Is there a way it can be sort of organized and like a professional about this? You can make a prayer schedule. Wow. On heavy spray days.
Starting point is 00:46:19 Oh, dear. Oh, my. Oh, my. Can I use Google Calendar for that? So many demons in the area Yeah Keep a calendar for your spray cycle Get a spray forecast
Starting point is 00:46:36 Consider setting up a prayer schedule Make a commitment to loose For example A thousand angels every hour They got shit to do. They have to appear in front of people and in, like, you know, oil stains and stuff.
Starting point is 00:46:51 They can't do it unless you summon them. No! Scrub the air of demons. The big flaming eyeball's like, stop it. It's a contrail. Fly out of my mouth, angels! Using shorthand prayers to pray without ceasing,
Starting point is 00:47:09 you can lose over a thousand angels in just five minutes. If every Christian did this, the chemtrail problem would not be what it is today. We'd have a much bigger problem. I'm sure. Surely the Lord will reward those
Starting point is 00:47:21 who take time to pray. That would be pretty amazing. Yeah. Who fit as many prayers as possible into five minutes. The entire world of just people walking down the street going, That would be a better world. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:36 Just one of them points up at the sky and they all just start doing It's just everything's normal at one point in the sky the entire block goes I'm just imagining it's like a flock of turkeys at that point okay so those are like really
Starting point is 00:47:59 basic commands what if I want to get like super creative and you know take, take my spiritual warfare to the next level? What are some more? Some, like, advanced spiritual warfare? Yeah! Yeah, like, what if I want to, you know... Searching the scriptures, we look for references to God's spirits, which could be loosed as part of Jesus' gift to the keys of the kingdom.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Through experience learning from others, deliverance workers, below is a table of prayers that you can use to attack the enemy successfully in any situation. So offensive prayers. There's attack. I don't care. I don't care. I want to know about whales. Well, you don't want to know.
Starting point is 00:48:48 Okay. There's whirlwind, civil war, hornets, cockatrices, fowls, jazz, nerve. And then a very large font. Whales. Loose. Oh, my God. Okay. So if you shout whales at a chemtrail, you will loose giant sperm whales to attack all spirits of witchcraft, witchcraft control, mind control, mind occult, and all occult spirits.
Starting point is 00:49:12 And what happens if I say the word Jez? If you say Jez, loose the hounds of the Lord to rip Jezebel to shreds. Wherever she is. Take that. Wow. And wait, there's more. There's more. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:36 It will loose the chariot of Jehu to run her over and loose eunuchs to throw her out the window. That's a complicated spell. Cut off your balls and defenestrate, boys! There's a combination prayer. You can just say RRBS, which is remit, restore, bless, and save. Oh, yeah. Up, down, up,
Starting point is 00:50:00 down, left, right, yeah. There's Chibaba, which is curse, break, hedge, blindness, deafness, dumbness, confusion, bind, and attack. So what if I... Oh, no, sorry. Pray this defense prayer combo rapidly when you start getting fiery darts and physical attacks on your body. You can say the letters or say the word phonetically. Chibaba.
Starting point is 00:50:23 See you at pray. Chibaba, chibaba, chubaba, Chubaba, Chubaba Wait, wait I have a question It worked for the Sims, why not you? Yeah, what can I say if I want to do other things with whales in a combo?
Starting point is 00:50:42 Yep, yep, next one's Oh yeah, phonetically it's uh there's rcc swaa which is phonetically which is remit clean cut seal whales oh my gosh okay he seems to be remaining, cleaning, cutting, and sealing. This is all, what the fuck? This is a very important prayer to pray daily while out driving in busy areas and stores. That's why I got like a Dukes of Hazzard horn, but it says Irkswa when I honk my horn.
Starting point is 00:51:19 Oh, this diagram, it totally explains everything. It does, yeah. So you have a very complicated diagram explaining a lot, for example. You were wondering why specifically sperm whales? Yeah, because there's like Cthulhu clip art, but what's with your whole sperm whale thing?
Starting point is 00:51:36 Oh my god. Well, you know, when you have Satan's giant octopus, obviously you need God's giant sperm whale to eat it. Yeah, so from the chart, explain your fascination here with sperm whales. I can't possibly.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Just zoom in. Yeah. God's spiritual solution. Oh, alright. The giant sperm whale is the only heavenly creature that is equipped to deal with the witchcraft family of control spirits. What?
Starting point is 00:52:06 There is a hierarchy in the spirit realm, just as in nature. God has created specific creatures that attack and can overcome the evil entities. Why sperm whales? Back the fuck up. Let a sperm whale take care of this. Narwhals, however, won't do shit for you. Trust me, I ask. It doesn't explain why it's octopuses in this picture, though.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Satanic spiritual problem. I mean, it clearly says in the attributes, it's like plus five to anti-witchcraft spells. Like, I want to play this collectible card game immediately. Yeah, I love the clip art of the guy holding his hand out and he's shooting whale beams out of his hand. At the octopi. At the oct...
Starting point is 00:52:47 There's an octopus, there's an evil octopus coming out of the cloud. That's like an illustration of the internet these days, and then... Yeah, that's true. It is true, yep. Yeah. Portax, how do witchcraft spirits use portals in my environment to attack me? They don't. But also, Satan is referred to as
Starting point is 00:53:05 the Great Architect. Wait, what? This is why you see the G for Masons. This is what the G for Google is really about. It does not stand for Google. It stands for Great Architect. Yep. Obviously. Google just should have gone with
Starting point is 00:53:22 Oogle the fucking Satan. No, no, that's a G in it too. It'd have to be Oogle the fucking Satan no no that's a genet too it'd have to be ooo so that's the thing you don't want Google to attack you it's ooo Satan has created a situation where he can at almost any time launch a serious attack on anyone
Starting point is 00:53:40 of his choosing due to the flood of occult material in our environment car logos, street signs graffiti spelled wrong clothing tags when you start to realize just how evil our world is it is shocking here are the main problems i'm gonna guess all of them specifically specifically car logos yeah car logos yeah and then and then specifically the clothing tags right i'm assuming they mean also clothing logos, but who the fuck knows. What if that's like a soft tag?
Starting point is 00:54:10 It's like the tag that's actually in the shirt. Is that also a tag? Oh, that's bonus evil. That's extra evil. So Saint tries to get as many people under God's curse as possible. Eh? Saint does not play fair. He uses your spiritual ignorance to his advantage.
Starting point is 00:54:25 He has weaponized the spiritual rules God has created to try to take over the world. God's kind of a punk for letting that shit happen. Satan knows the spiritual rules which bring about a curse on a person and environment. Legally speaking, Satan has the right to attack anyone with these equal logos and marks.
Starting point is 00:54:44 Legally. Your honor. And so am I, your honor! Legally speaking, Satan has the right to attack anyone with these equal logos and marks. Legally. Legally. Your honor. Legally. And so am I, your honor! If you have a cursed object or mark in your environment, you are cursed. Well, shit. Satan gets it.
Starting point is 00:54:59 Get out of here, mark! Whoops. And also, literally everything that exists is one of these. Oh yeah, definitely. So the first problem is, how do we deal with this curse? Well, number two, many people are filled with demonic spirits and they are waiting for the right moment to attack you. So many people are infected with witchcraft mind control spirits in the modern world due to the music and entertainment they are walking around cursed.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Satan can then easily fill them with witchcraft spirits which might be different from demons. They are like hybrid cars, partly operating on gas, their true selves, and partly on electric, their demonic mind control spirits.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Double dipping. and partly on electric, their demonic mind-control spirit. Double-dipping. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then, if you are a Christian target in a busy area, he can easily launch those witchcraft spirits in the people to attack you from. See the diagram how witchcraft spirits use living bodies as staging points to attack you
Starting point is 00:56:00 and your family. See that diagram. I'm assuming it's covered in whales. Three, much of the food we eat is cursed and has demonic components. You don't say! Wow. Much of it.
Starting point is 00:56:14 So if we are not sinning and we don't have evil marks, the food we eat may bring us under a curse. Satan has really covered as many bases as possible to try to completely get the entire world cursed. I feel like I just kind of want to give up at this point. Like, Satan kind of figured out all the angles, right?
Starting point is 00:56:32 What's the point? It is almost impossible to go into any store and not encounter literally hundreds of occult logos and arms. Four. Nearly all of the entertainment today is satanic and will bring you under a curse. Oh, come on.
Starting point is 00:56:47 This is basic. This is basic shit. Let's go back to the magic wheel. Yeah, and next you're going to tell me that Santa's an alien. Here you go. Here you go. Are you watching quote-unquote innocent movies like Disney's Frozen or Harry Potter? Oh, no!
Starting point is 00:57:00 Satan! You and everyone in your family are now under a curse until you renounce this and pray to God to remove the soul tie that you formed with the same thing. You know what, Dana Carvey? I didn't like this sketch the first time around. Tch. Could it be?
Starting point is 00:57:14 This is because anyone who engages in anything to do with magic or the occult is cursed. Satan entraps us by making these movies cute and appealing. Do you see how crafty Satan is and what a wide net he casts to try to curse the... F+, I'm going to tell you about demonic Stargate portals. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:57:35 The mark of the beast in Revelation can be found on many things in the modern world. Most of us have taken them in unknowingly and in ignorance. Does this sound familiar at all? We are surrounded by them. You may find them in your home, office, car, on your clothing. It is important to recognize and root them out of our lives as much as possible and survive what is coming. Lemon, that's interesting and all, but what I really want to know is how can I recognize portals and symbols? You can recognize...
Starting point is 00:58:04 Okay, so, okay. Okay, this is fucking obvious shit. It's frankly a little embarrassing. I mean, I'm not saying there's no such thing as stupid questions. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know. Come on. Okay, so first of all,
Starting point is 00:58:18 the spiral is obviously a type of demonic portal. I know. If you find graffiti, tags, or stickers with spirals, it could be an indication that Satanists have played demons there. Many home decorations, furniture, and other items feature the spiral. And fucking barbers.
Starting point is 00:58:35 Yeah, and also, I've got a source here, right? Source is a Bible quote, which is, which is, because straight is the gate and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life and few there be that find it. Spirals. Fucking spirals. Spirals. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:53 Uh, hey, number two. Number two is, number two is not problematic. No? No, it's okay. They explain it. It's, it's okay. No, it's okay. They explain it.
Starting point is 00:59:04 It's okay. So the Star of David is actually the Seal of Solomon as an Azir demonic portal in Stargate. Yeah. It can be found everywhere today, especially in corporate logos. Don't know about that. Oh, boy. None?
Starting point is 00:59:25 I mean, maybe there's like a matzah corporation or the symbol has nothing to do with the Jews. I mean... Manischewitz. It's Manischewitz. I guess they don't like a couple of things that might have to do with it.
Starting point is 00:59:38 One or two. Make sure to tell them this because they keep getting it wrong what are you doing how anti-semitic could you get excuse me wince is that conversation had to have happened in real life. Oh, sure. It's happening on Reddit right now. And then I say something else.
Starting point is 01:00:20 But anyway, the X is one of the most used satanic portals. Yeah! What about the Walmart logo, though? Yay! Give me the smiley face. Scroll down.
Starting point is 01:00:36 I just need to know about the Walmart logo. Hey, hey, hey, let me, let me, what, tell me, tell us, tell us about the Seal of Solomon. I just, I have to know more about this. Okay, so, the Star of David is actually demonic. The Lesser Key of Solomon explains what the Satanists and occultants used to call up demons. Pray for protection in reading more. The Walmart logo was recently redesigned.
Starting point is 01:00:58 The Seal of Solomon is an orange. This is a portal through the anus, one of the main gates, and how devils enter one of your main gates. Yes, you know. Please proceed to gate 855. The ever so Christian chakra points.
Starting point is 01:01:18 Orange is frequently used to indicate the anus or dung gate. What? used to indicate the anus or dung gate. Are they talking about the enemy's dung gate is down? Other, yeah,
Starting point is 01:01:40 obviously, X's, zigzags, tildes, lightning bolts, all bad. Don't use any of those. The Christian fish symbol is actually the symbol of Dagon. Oh, yeah. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Oh, hey, hey, hey. Can you talk about the lightning bolt? I have a funny thing. Please talk about the lightning bolt. I have a funny thing on my car, which is it's like the Jesus fish, except for it's got legs. Flying spaghetti monster. Oh, that's not demonic. Spaghetti is something she was made to fight.
Starting point is 01:02:10 Yeah, no, I mean, I need to know about the people at CERN immediately. Well, first of all, I just need to tell you that CC is really demonic. So, for example, like Adobe CC, the Creative Commons license is actually demonic. So, for example, like Adobe CC, the Creative Commons license is
Starting point is 01:02:27 actually demonic. The Common Core curriculum is demonic! And of course, closed captioning is definitely demonic. Oh, alright. Yeah. Can we just, yeah, I think ComQuad just needs to tell us about the
Starting point is 01:02:43 problems with the lightning bolt. Lightning bolt? Lightning bolt? I think ComQuad just needs to tell us about the problems with the lightning bolt. Well, the lightning bolt. Lightning bolt. Lightning bolt. Lightning bolt. Look at the Discord chat. Oh. Ah.
Starting point is 01:02:52 Hey. The lightning bolt is a symbol for Satan. Luke 1018. Then he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven. The lightning bolt and the Harry Potter logo tell us what that series is really about. Yeah. Harry Potter is satanic. Presented as a good character, when in reality, God tells us there are no good or bad blank and whack magic.
Starting point is 01:03:13 It is all from the pit of hell. Yeah, and no Marvel, only DC. Yeah, for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Lady Gaga also shows her inspiration comes from with a lightning bolt logo the pokemon lightning bolt tells us about the inspiration for the anime series much japanese anime is demonic like but like well just some of it though it's like so much of it's light yeah do you think lightning itself is demonic yeah the biggest uh so we were talking about we were talking about demonic portals
Starting point is 01:03:45 and of course the biggest portal, the biggest demonic portal ever created, you know this one, right? Yeah. It's the Large Hadron Collider. Oh no.
Starting point is 01:03:57 The Large Hadron Collider is a giant universe anus of demons. Then I have apparently some information about a Chinese LHC, so that's fun. But anyway, CERN's logo
Starting point is 01:04:15 is more truth in plain sight. The 666 around the circle containing the CERN text. I've never seen the CERN logo. I'm assuming it does have 666 around it, right? I know. Yeah, but let me tell you. I mean, kind of, actually, it does.
Starting point is 01:04:34 Yeah, it sort of does. Yeah, it sort of does. I really need to know about the people at CERN. Okay, so the people at CERN are also responsible for the creation of the World Wide Web. Huh, huh, they World Wide Web. Huh. Huh. They're time travelers.
Starting point is 01:04:47 Okay. Another satanic invention. I mean, I'm sold. That is the truth. Agreed there. Agreed there. World Wide Web or WWW is actually 666 in Hebrew. What?
Starting point is 01:04:59 I don't think so. Under this following condition. Yeah. Okay. Well, okay. So here's how you transmogrify Yeah. Okay. Well, okay. So here's how you transmogrify it. Here's how it works. Is that www666 in Hebrew, if W equals six.
Starting point is 01:05:14 Oh, yeah. Okay. Huh. Yeah. Let W equal six, therefore. Yeah. Zigzags are evil as i said um uh cern god particle uh apple campus uh the new apple campus uh from the top view bears a striking resemblance to the target logo oh
Starting point is 01:05:37 that's because the circle with a dot in the center is a demonic portal. Or is it a target? So then the Apple logo is obviously satanic. The new Apple campus is a giant McGick circle. It is. I used that fun little $666.66 fact from the Apple history. The Windows logo is actually a satanic X portal when rotated.
Starting point is 01:06:10 Wow. I'm so alive. I'll shave out that. The 8 in Windows 8 is another occult portal. Just the 8? Just the number 8? Like literally everything
Starting point is 01:06:27 that exists... That's probably also... Can you tell me about USB? I sure think so. I think I can tell you about USB. Yeah, so USB is common on almost all devices and how we connect our devices to the computer
Starting point is 01:06:43 and to be charged. Satan has left his mark there, but few people realize where the USB power comes from. These images tell a real story. Satan's trident, or pitchfork, is on almost all of your devices. If you're using an Apple device, you have a lightning cable, but only if you're using an Apple device from a two-year period or so. I think Thunderbolt probably also applies. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:14 Bible quote. Anyway, I'm going to finish this up here. The truth that they really don't want you to know, the one reason this information will be so ridiculed is because it proves so many things. I mean, yeah. Putting this information to the test proves Christ, Satan, and his demons are all real in a real way we can all understand. We've understood all of this, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:42 We've all comprehended it. Yeah, the internet is made by Satan. I'm fucking on board for sure for sure satan and his demons will work hard to keep you from reading and comprehending this material even though it's in a 268 page pdf file um they may create distractions for you, making it difficult to focus, jokes, creating health issues, or other obstacles. Your closest family and friends may mock and ridicule you for even entertaining this idea. Internet trolls will surely do their part to deter you from considering this information.
Starting point is 01:08:20 The demon's assignment is to hide the truth and blind us to it. We all have demons it was part of what happened in the garden in the fall our lives and the demonic became intertwined it's our job to kick them out and not allow them to run rampant most people have many demons if they have not gone through the deliverance and do not maintain a routine of deliverance and spiritual listen man you you got a spiritually douche. I mean, it's just... I mean, this guy is a spiritual douche. That's such a
Starting point is 01:08:49 spiritually regressive opinion. Christians can have just as many demons or more than non-Christians because few are following Jesus' command to cast them out today. Satan and his demons are at home in today's churches and other religions. We live in a world where they are running many things.
Starting point is 01:09:10 They are in control because the Christians are doing nothing to fight back in a way that works, parentheses, spiritual warfare. Satan will work hard to discredit what you are about to read. This information on this page is the truth f plus what did we learn i learned two things i learned two very specific things one one that there there are chemtrail crazy people for chemtrail crazy people that's true like this this is this is the person that the chemtrail crazes go check a look at this take a look at this loony yeah this is uh this is the hollow earth people the hollow earth people going
Starting point is 01:09:50 those flat earth people what what maroons yeah uh the other thing i learned is that millie vanillie was so close to saving us all. Oof. Wow. Flark. Flark. Was this all the work of one person, do you think? I hope so. Satan?
Starting point is 01:10:17 I want to believe that. Jesus. I mean, it does seem to be written in generally one voice, but that one voice is a pretty crazy voice, so it's pretty standard that anyone could kind of, like, pick up. Yeah, I think, it sounds to me like it's probably one person. I mean, if you ever hang around anyone who acts like
Starting point is 01:10:33 this, it eventually just starts sounding like this, and it gets really exhausting and horrible. What are you saying about me, Vortex? Not you! Uh, because, I mean, because there's, I mean, like, this person, if this is a specific person, which, yeah, I would definitely assume it is one specific person. Although, usually their vanity is tied up in this a little bit more. Like, usually there's more, like, pictures of them.
Starting point is 01:11:04 tied up in this a little bit more like usually there's more like pictures of them like i'm kind of surprised at at how there's not uh a lot of um uh pictures of of me and me and me being truthful or whatever uh but in the footer there's uh there's other there's other uh conspiracy sites uh on the same uh concepts as obviously chemtrails are demonic demonic health problems and what is the hum? Whatisthehum.org Whatisthehum.org
Starting point is 01:11:35 So um uh one diagnosing mental health concerns is one thing, but, but, uh,
Starting point is 01:11:49 but those, uh, those diagnoses have to actually be listened to. I suppose it's probably helpful. Uh, cause this is, uh, this is full on fucking,
Starting point is 01:12:00 I mean, just unbridled, uh, uh, schizophrenia, uh, that's unleashed on all of us. I mean, just unbridled schizophrenia that's unleashed on all of us. I mean, it kind of sounds like it, but I mean, there are sections of the country that, like, maybe
Starting point is 01:12:15 not so far as thinking that planes are evil, but all the other stuff of, like, don't draw spirals that may call demons. Don't watch Harry Potter that may, oh, don't mix with any other religions. That's demonic. I Don't watch Harry Potter. Oh, don't mix with any other religions. That's demonic. I mean, that's all.
Starting point is 01:12:28 You really don't have to go much further than that to end up. This website did not change colors and fonts enough to be real. That's true. You get a point. You get a point. I just found something here. Chemtrailsdemonic.org slash whoreallydid911.php. Oh, good.
Starting point is 01:12:50 Good. I've been wondering. I've been wondering. Hang on. Hang on. I have a guess. Demons? Okay.
Starting point is 01:12:57 Okay. So, number one, Freemasons. Oh. Well, but they're probably demons. Right. Option number two, Satan. Okay. Option number three, Hillary.
Starting point is 01:13:17 Okay. What? What is the shorthand prayer for lock her up? What is the shorthand prayer for lock her up? And in a sentence that I believe was written specifically for me, and possibly me alone, there's a little picture of the Hillary logo, and then there's like a serpent, right? And it says, can you see the head of the serpent and the arrow? The logo was designed by the Pentagram
Starting point is 01:13:49 Design Company. What? Motherfucker, I assumed this site was from more than a decade ago. No, no, no, no. It's from 2005 to 2019.
Starting point is 01:14:05 Sorry, 2015. 2015 to 2019. Yeah, he hates Frozen. Sorry, 2015. 2015 to 2019. Yeah, Frozen was mentioned. Yep. Oh, my God, right. Yeah. The thing that does mention that after 9-11,
Starting point is 01:14:20 they built the Freedom Tower, and the Freedom Tower is Satan's giant phallus with a minaret on top. I mean, Satan is pointing his rod at God in defiance. Don't we all? Erect in defiance of God's will, okay? And if you want to point your rod in defiance,
Starting point is 01:14:44 you should point it towards ball pen. How do I get to ball pen? That's B-A-L-L-P dot I-T. Sounds like a good place to go. Stargate portal. Anything, anything, I was just going to, I got like an hour to kill. I've just finished listening to this podcast
Starting point is 01:14:59 and I thought it was fine. It's fine. Okay. But I've got about an hour to kill. I'm kind of bored. Anything I could be doing? You could be coloring a book, perhaps? Coloring a book. You could be coloring a book.
Starting point is 01:15:11 You could be playing Dam Dog. You could be looking at crimes made against Putin. Yeah. You could find the URL for Ball Snuff. Good luck finding Ball Snuff. Good luck finding Ball Snuff. It's out there on the internet somewhere.
Starting point is 01:15:32 Poop.com. Poop.com might still exist. Poop.com. I don't think it exists anymore. You can spend your time reminiscing about Poop.com. Alright, bye-bye. Bye. See-bye. Bye.
Starting point is 01:15:45 Bye. See you next. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye, baby. Don't forget my number. Bye-bye.
Starting point is 01:15:58 Bye-bye. Bye-bye, baby. Love is stronger than thunder. Bye-bye. Bye-bye, baby. I got drunk. Yeah. Yeah. So whoever's editing this, if they so choose to put in baby, don't forget my number by Milli Vanilli at the end of this. It's got a lot of B sounds.
Starting point is 01:16:25 And we'll see. Wow. It's the only way my joke would make sense. Bye.

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