The F Plus - 333: Wyt & Wyttycysm & Wytchcraft

Episode Date: August 31, 2020

Occultist author S Rob is an incredibly prolific... typist. His work spans the mediums of advice books, spellbooks, instructional videos, essays, general self-aggrandizement and, of course, poetry. We can't cover everything he's written in a single episode, but we can just cover the general tone. Including reading his bio twice. This week, The F Plus sets sail on the SS Metathree. Correction: Boots' original reading of S Rob was at F Plus Live 5: The Finnish Incident Additional correction: Further evidence demonstates that Open University is a legitimate educational institution. Apologies for the assumption, apparently two seconds of Wikipedia is not enough to base a conclusion on in this case.

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podrá vencer Dejar sonar en torno a ti Campanas de Welcome to the F+. It's a mystical place with terrible things right with enthusiasm. In the room we have Boots Reingear. If insanity isn't genius, how do you explain the rise of the human race,

the insane chimps that wear clothes? Frank West! I need to do something stupid and occult, like tearing open hell and shitting in it. It's fun! What is a podcast? The answer is not be as simple as first, might you think.

Your friend on the internet goes by the name Adam Bozarth. Just killed a huge bee by using my aerosol and lighter as a flamethrower. He never fucked with an occultist before. I own that little fucking bumblebee. I killed it. Wait, hey. And Lemon. My favorite line from Smokey and the Bandit.

Why are we doing this when everyone says it can't be done? That's why, son. That line is pretty much an occultist reason for living. Fun. It's fun, right? Yeah. I have been removed from the most prolific writers on Wikipedia. That site is full of crap.

It's a full of crap. Hey, F-Plus. Hi, Lemon. I love Lemon. Hey, are you all feeling magical? Is this what happens? No, not enough. Okay, follow-up question. Follow-up question. Are you all feeling magickle?

Perpetually. Magickle, yes. Magickle, jury's out okay all right all right uh i actually question for you boots uh do you remember uh being drunk in minneapolis yes i do yes next question okay i think it was probably I think it was probably F plus life six, because I think it was the Satan one. One of my under oaths. Yeah. And I gave you- I remember there was a wedding party.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is just to start off the episode with a really good tangent. So when we were doing the episode, we were in a bar, and the bar, even though it should have been closed to the outside world was not. And so a wedding party showed up to the bar while we were screaming about

Satan and we're kind of disgusted by it and left. Cool. Fair enough. Gotcha. There's other bars in the city, but then they came back like 40 minutes later and were infuriated that it was still happening. And then

continued to happen for like another two hours. Oh yeah. They definitely caught the blow up the moon bit, right? Like they were there for that, right? So they just like hung out by the side of the bar and went boo! Boo! Boo!

Yeah, you might have heard that on the recording. Anyway, during that live show, Boots, I introduced you to an occult consultant and author by the name of S. Rob. I will never forget S. Rob.

So, S. Rob is British. You can find his site at srob.co. Yeah. I will never forget S-Rob. So S-Rob is British. You can find his site at srob.co.uk. It is a WIC site. And yeah, so he is a man of many talents. He's an occult author, a spell crafter. He's a man of many talents. I don't want to spoil anything else. In fact, Boots, seeing as how you're already so familiar with S-Rob,

do you think you can read the bio of S-Rob? Yeah. Can I describe what he looks like? Oh, sure. Yeah. Okay. He looks like a, he looks like the halfway point between Jello Biafra and Vincent D'Onofrio in Full Metal Jacket. Wow, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. But he also took Lemmy's moles away from him.

He sure did. Motorhead Lemmy, not F-Plus Lemmy. F-Plus Lemmy, who actually owns Lemmy's balls semi-legally S Rob I am the author of hundreds of books and I am a member of two research societies the ghost

club which is the oldest psychical that's the word psychical research society in the world and the Institut Imagic, in which I am a lifetime... No? Oh, Instituto Imagic. Imagic is also the PHP extension

that processes photos. Okay. I do that as well okay of which i am a lifetime ambassador for the uk and the commonwealth i can be hired to give expert advice on the occult to corporations for films or astrology for product launches or of rivals, etc. Hey, everybody. Thanks for coming to the Lunch and Learn. We've got a fun one today, okay? Esrod

walks in and he has Lifetime Instituto Imagic Ambassador Sash on or something. I have been called upon to predict the future. Contact those who have passed on. I am a con I go. I am an empath and I can feel what other people feel.

Interpret dreams, lift curses, cast spells, cast out demons slash ghosts, run on sentences. I have work available as books, eBooks, audio books,

video, DVD, and all media types. The most passive passive of voice i have work available as books yeah you can get my stuff on whatever that what was that that disc format for the psp oh umd yeah i can't believe i got he says he has all media types but I bet he doesn't have anything on reel-to-reel. Punch cards? No. MIDI tapes?

Jazz drive. Ooh, there it is. Do you have any qualifications? I do have qualifications. I have a BA honors at Open University. Isn't that the university that you watch on TV? No, the

Open University is a real place in Milton Keyes, England. Their standards for admission are non-existent. Hence the name. It's a BA honors in studying engineering and mathematical science. Also, their website is down.

It's a bachelor. I got a bachelor of arts in engineering and mathematical science. Sorry. In studying those things. Yeah. I've got a certificate of business studies also at open, open university. I've got a certificate of mathematics at open university and I'm the winner of the outstanding achievement award at Derwent side council.

Ah, great. Great. You can read my research papers, the end of reality point theory. Um, there's the Genesis in the Bible and its value to mankind. Wow. You know how we all benefited from humanity being created.

Um, this one is, is that pronounced cocaine? Uh, yes. Cocaine. Cocaine. K-A-Y-G-N-E. This one is, is that pronounced cocaine? Yes, cocaine. Okay, cocaine. C-O-K-A-Y-G-N-E. If you're like a millennial age rapper, I guess. For those listening, it's spelled C-O-K-A-Y-G-N-E.

It's like how a white mom would spell cocaine if she was naming her baby cocaine. It's like how a white mom would spell cocaine if she was naming her baby cocaine. This is Addison and cocaine. Cocaine poem as a magic spell. Welsh and Slavic folklore in motor Afghanistan and Somalia. I don't suppose you've ever written any plays. I have. I've got two plays. There's An Ordinary Man, which is a one-act play about the problems and bigotry experienced by a werewolf.

Okay. And then Odin Visits Christ, also a one-act play. I won't tell you what it's about. Also, I have some links because, you know, it's a website. Obviously, you've got to put your favorite links on it. The bigotry experienced by a werewolf sounds like an american horror story plot line i'm gonna read you the titles of some of my books the devil in his deals in hell uh wolf magic power uh cocaine which is spelled differently Cocaine, Land of Myth and Magic uh

the Grey Grimoire of Magical Servitors Dave on Earth Adam, Boost Reingear has given me a bio for S. Rob um, so I have a favor to ask you. Yes. Um, Adam could you give me a bio for S-Rob?

Yes, of course. I was wondering when we would get to the second bio. My name is S-Rob. I am a witch, wizard, spellcaster, occult consultant, psychic, clairvoyant, medium, drem, an analyst. That's the past tense. Hark, traveler. Dot, dot, dot. I have experience doing magic and psychic readings for people in every continent in the world.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Antarctic psychic readings. How did all this start? How did you come to magic? Well, this is quite a tale, which I will now tell. Oh, good. For me, magic was not really a choice but a tradition passed on i started to learn about

magic at the and the occult at age i don't want to be a wizard dad i want to be a dancer you're going to be a wizard son and you're going to like it i learned my family's wrong family spelling this system of magic, but I have added to this knowledge since it was a strange journey where the world as others see it is taught in school was contrasted with the learning of great powers. What? Hey, could you read that sentence again just so I can distill it in my brain and really understand it? I obviously read it wrong. You read it wrong. That must be it.

It was a strange journey where the world as others see it as taught in school was contrasted with the learning of great powers. So the school learned great powers? The world was contrasted with the school. They are different. I ultimately seek to make the people's lives better, to improve people's lot. I hate apostrophes! To help people be empowered and change

destiny when it is unfavorable and to optimize it when it is. I defrag destiny. To laugh at fate and destiny. To make you own plan to make you own plan not only does he change destiny but then he laughs at it afterwards

it's like oh look at this thing i made to improve the world and make it a better place s rob improving the world s rob's journey to change the world and make it a better place. S. Rob improving the world. S. Rob's journey to change the world for the better means that he casts spells every day to improve the world and those in it to stop suffering. The ongoing survival of the planet and those species on it. However, a spell affecting so many people is spread awfully thin, and to support S. Robb in his attempt,

either by prayer or any denomination or purchasing my spells in psychic readings. Oh, shit, it's S. Robb Pledge Week. Folks, we've been giving you such great spells all year. All of those spells goes toward healing the entire Earth, but we can't do it alone. S-Rob is also...

You'll need just $40 and you'll get the S-Rob tote bag. It's just a tote bag with the word S-Rob on it. S-Rob is also the founder of the World McGick Movement, which is a society which tries to help people to improve themselves and the world through the use of the occult. Thank you, S-Rob. Is there another bio? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm starting to think S-Rob likes to talk about himself this is the episode that's just bios of S-Rob that would be legit though that would be so great if there's if we could get an hour's worth of reading of just bios not the same bios

across all different websites I'd like to point out so we started on on srob.co.uk, and then we've moved on to spellcaster-psychic.co.uk. Spellcaster Psychic. It also has a link in the header. I don't know if you click on the link in the header. You're just steamrolling me here.

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. There's a thing called that says SROB TV. And if you click on that, you get a streaming service that does nothing but, I believe, just play his YouTube videos on loop. But also, if you click in the header and go to the homepage of spellcaster-psychic.co.uk What are some of the content items that are available on the homepage? Porn.

Porn and a hair growth baldness cure. Yeah, the Look Great Naked spell show here that shows a woman with her underwear down almost to her knees. I believe I read that shows a a woman uh with her underwear down almost to her knees um i believe i read that spell at uh at f plus live i think that was one of the ones i did i don't uh i don't know what your favorite uh sexy naked spell is uh but my favorite sexy naked spell is sexy naked person sex attraction magic uh mine is penis growth magic spell cast have a longer thicker

penis i like happy happiness magic spell cast i like luck be lucky i love that i love that you would keyword jam your own website bigger breast going boobs anyway uh boots you mentioned in your bio that S. Rob has done research papers. They are exhaustive. They're they're exhaustive doc X files that are converted to PDFs. They're they're easily three pages in some cases, in some cases less than that. But like one of those things, one of those research papers is called Genesis and the Bible

and its value to mankind. Isfahan, do you think you could just read a snippet from that? Because again, three pages. We can't deal with all of that research. Can't give away all the milk for free. Okay. Well, the Bible

and the Genesis beginning part of the Bible. Whoa, slow down, Professor. Okay, so maybe I should start at the beginning. The earth was void. Beginning of the beginning of the beginning of the beginning. It lasted thousands of years, which does suggest that the Bible generally and Genesis full files some deep-routed need. It could be thought that it could be thought. Deep-routed need. It could be thought that it... It could be thought...

Deep-routed need. Deep-routed need, yes. Natural port-forwarding need. It could be thought that it just survived as long as an incredibly well-written and popular book. Oh, yes. The Bible, well-written. But that would be to ignore the true nature of the book, colon. People believe the book.

Many books survive, but a book which is real is quite different, and also the book being a religious book, and in fact the Bible is Christianity. God, this is word salad. Delicious. But maybe if we consider the Genesis part of the Bible itself, then it becomes clear that it is about giving people a sense of roots a sense or routes i should say probably for yeah podcast reasons a sense of where they come from and a sense of belonging together and it unites humanity

is it the british spelling of root to spell it with a u wrote oh that's a canadian pronunciation yeah to spell it with a U? Wrote. That's a Canadian pronunciation. Unites humanity, another colon. It therefore gives humanity itself a sense of family. Of course, to prove that people need a sense of routes and belonging is difficult because the Bible being around so long, in fact, is the proof.

And the internet is full of sites which are popular where people search their family trees i i think i think when uh s rob uh went on the internet um his uh whoever gives him his magical power says okay s rob you can only use this number of periods throughout your entire career so be judicious about their application commas you get as many of those as you want you get as many commas as you want but periods yeah yeah you know every once in a while you can just use a colon instead of instead of a period it doesn't count as two yeah it's a whole different unicode yeah even though it looks like two Yeah he also We found out a little bit about

Cocaine poem as a magic spell So there's an actual Yeah so there's an actual An actual Sort of medieval myth Land of plenty Like in medieval mythology Called cockane

And Rob spelled S Rob just butchered the spelling No no it's like in medieval mythology, called cock-ane. And Rob spelled, S. Rob just butchered the spelling. No, no, it's definitely nose candy, but you can only call it that if it's from the cocaine region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling coca uh we're skipping now to the uh article section uh s rob has written a number of factual and informative articles um uh frank west here's something i've been uh up late uh i couldn't get to sleep last night, like two or three in the morning. And what I kept trying to figure out was what is a time slip?

Well, what is a time slip? The answer to the question, what is a time slip, is not as simple as one may think. Thanks a bunch. Appreciate it. Don't worry. Next article. I've got more it might take an extra paragraph at first look it may seem as simple as a slip in time i will explain why because it's called time slip but i'll explain why this is not necessarily so later on

these people those people who have claimed to have seen a time slip say that is when a person finds themselves in a situation where either one or two times are seen at the same time or when a person seems to be outside of their own time it should be noted that we would probably only hear from those that got safely back it may be difficult to be believed in the past or find it easy to get believed, but difficult to not get put to death as a witch or more simply, they may find that they could not survive long enough to tell anyone. You're doing a good job of clearing this up. Rob sounds like somebody talks to people often,

you know, like, like I feel like the jokes were really solid, but like the plot lines in the later seasons of Mystery Science Theater just went off the rails. They're in a castle, but they're going through time. I don't get it. Yeah, sci-fi made them do that and aired them out of order. So that's why.

Oh, no, I'm going through a time slip and skipping several paragraphs. OK, that's fine. Another time. Oh, wait, Okay, that's fine. Another few times. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just before you get to that paragraph, just the sentence right before it. I'll just read. But this site makes classification

difficult because there have also been sightings of demons and ghostly monks. Ooh, ghostly mugs. Ghostly ghostly mugs? Ghostly monks. They set the Shaolin secrets. Another view of time slips is that they, haunting and many other phenomena,

could all be linked to space or dimensional aliens. This view that they are a form of... Fuck me, Jesus Christ. This view that they are a form of experiment is an interesting one, and one which could classify almost anything, which is either strength or weakness, depending upon how you see it. Question mark mine. This guy's papers at Open University. There's no grading of papers at Open University.

Let's get that straight right off the bat. There's barely submission of papers in open university let's get that straight right there's barely submission of papers is it on paper did you spell your name right well that's this is if i was trying to get a show on the history channel this is exactly what my pitch would sound like another view'm not going to lie. Another view of time slips is that they are caused by humans by either fabricating them or a simple mind slip. And a mind slip is simple where the mind

did not notice something or filled in the details of something incorrectly. Oh, okay. So, you know. Sorry, I needed a term. I had a mind slip when you read that.

I don't know. Yeah. However, some time slips are so unusual that they do leap out, such as the Versailles Palace time slip, where a person was transported back in time hundreds of years and walked around, talked to people before coming back to her own time. Another such, we don't talk about who it is. Well, her name's been omitted for safety reasons.

Yeah. Both when it happened and in the past when it happened. Another such important time slip happened to Sir Victor Goddard as he flew before World War II through a cloud and flew above an airbase and saw planes that weren't there and of a type that did not exist before World War II. He flew back through and back to his own time. Oh, okay.

But years later, in World War II, he went to the same base and there were the planes he had seen before. So something caused a time slip. Okay. So something called a time slip may not be a slip in time. Some could be haunting, other phenomena, or simply errors.

Could be a slip of the mind. It could be. But Sir Victor Goddard's story and others do convince me that they exist. So they might not be real, but someone said they were. So I believe it. Yeah. Wow. Wow.

The Berenstain theory Just sounds so much more plausible F plus, I want to tell you what a ghost is Because you're asking me what is a ghost The question what is a ghost May seem to have an easy answer I'm noticing a pattern here That it is a dead person Whose spirit roams the earth

But it's a highly complicated question It's a simple answer It's a dead person whose spirit roams the earth, but it's a highly complicated question. Is there going to be one of these that's like, it's a simple answer. He's a dead person. The answer is simple. Here's the thing. The question is actually complicated. What's a witch? A lady with a pointy hat. Goodbye.

Here's the thing. If I answer it straightforward, I can't write lots of paragraphs. That's true. It's a highly complicated question. When one person sees a ghost, another may think, comma, of, as being something completely different. One person's ghost is another person's demon. He's just showing off his infinite comma allowance right there. Also, to some people, haunting may be a genie.

Why not? Why not? Why not? We've already learned that time slips could be aliens or ghosts or psychics. And a previous episode taught us that genies are dicks. But on top of this, there may be other complexities.

For instance, that there is the possibility that the sighting is caused by another thing entirely. So the same thing again. Okay, one theory, and I'm making a jerk-off motion with my hand right now. Okie dokie. One theory is that many ghost sightings are caused by human error. Caused by human error? are caused by human error.

Caused by human error. Perhaps they really saw a demon or just a person who was tied to the rafters by string. Or they just ate a lot of beans. That's not a ghost. That's Greg. Oh, I'm sorry. I made an error. That's a human error.

But there may be other possibilities, too. One theory is that a ghost caused by an element of the past is somehow being recorded onto the surroundings of what a ghost really is. Is the past being played like a cassette tape or a CD? This is sometimes called the stone tape theory. Yeah. And in many ways comes from the film which brought it up. The stone tape. The stone tape theory.

The name of the movie is the stone tape oh okay gotcha great uh and then many people came to the realization of it as a possibility another theory is that a ghost may be a time slip okay but what's a time slip well we'll have to go back and have frank west explain it to us. So far, a ghost isn't a ghost. It's everything but a ghost. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, where people unwittingly pass momentarily at another time, this may be partial,

and so the two times may be blended, and so people see the ghost. There's also the possibility that a ghost is a being from another dimension, and so is a part of a dimension slip, which is different than a time slip. There is also the possibility that a ghost is a being from another dimension, and so is a part of a dimension slip, which is different than a time slip. There is also the theory that ghosts and other spooky manifestations originate from aliens. This is how Marvel writers write themselves out of corners. Yeah.

Also, ghosts can be projected, and they can be a guy in a mask that Scooby-Doo finds. Ghosts could be. My next paragraph, if we look at the film The Matrix. Oh, my God. Skip. There is also the possibility that what people see as ghosts are beings of a different type. This would mean that when people see a ghost, they really may be seeing a magical being, perhaps a demon, angel, fairy folk, or even an alien.

Not a ghost. I'm in a fucking time slip right now. Fucking I'm in this thing that won't ever end. This fucking sentence is like, a ghost might be a demon. I'm surprised Sasquatch wasn't in there. Give it some time. Or cryptid. What is a Sasquatch? A Sasquatch wasn't in there. Give it some time. Or cryptid.

What is a Sasquatch? A Sasquatch may seem simple, but it could be many things, such as human error, or a time slip, or demons, or... Or a ghost! Or a ghost! Or a time slip! Or a demon, or a ghost, or a fairy, or a demon, or a ghost, or a time slip, or a fairy or a demon or a ghost or a time slip or dimension slip.

S Rob is going to sue us for plagiarizing his upcoming papers. F plus some people think that reincarnation is real. And so many people think that ghosts are impossible. Colon without a capital letter after it. Although it should be noted that ancient Egyptians thought that when someone died, the soul split into many parts. And so people reincarnated, became ghosts and move on in the afterlife all at the same time. Sure, that's wrong.

Many people have sought some answer to the question, what is a ghost for a long time? Like, for example, this article. I just knocked that shit out of the park. In conclusion, the afterlife is a land of contrast. Yeah, I was gonna say that this really does seem like the textbook middle school essay format. This is the concluding paragraph. Sometimes

they simply seek what is a ghost? Question mark. Close quotation mark. Period. So much so that there are societies for this such as the ghost club founded in 1962 which I am a member of oh it's a plug

is the club called the ghost club founded in 1862 it's not capital so I don't know that is how they used to name things back then hey welcome to the GCFI 1980 1896 fuck it this joke sucks anyway fuck it that's just the name of the club it was actually founded Hey, welcome to the GCFI 1980, 1896. Fuck it.

This show sucks anyway. Fuck it. That's just the name of the club. It was actually founded in like 1995 or something. So the answer, the answer to what is a ghost is very much open to interpretation. Oh my God, Frank West, you were right. That is actually my summary. Oh my God. I'm Ugly were right. That is actually my summary. Oh my God.

I'm ugly Bart Simpson. We may never know. You know, normally when you write like papers that are nothing but filler and pablum, it's because you're doing it for a grade. This guy is just doing it just because. And if you want to join the Ghost Club founded in 1862, you can go to ghostclub.org.uk It's not ghost.club

I'm buying ghost.club Name jeep ghost.club Ghost Club founded in.1862 He's buying it right now folks oh god it's $1,830

that's why they don't own Ghost.Club what about the Ghost Club founded in 1862.co.uk okay so we looked at some sort of definition kind of articles. I would like a comparative article. And Boots, you get to choose what comparative article.

I was just looking at spellcaster-psychic.co.uk. Okay, okay, okay. And I'm going to give you two choices here. The first article is called, What is the Difference Between an Angel and a Fairy? by S. Rob, a cultist author. Okay. And the second article is called, What is the Difference Between an Angel and a Fairy by S. Rob, a cultist author. Okay. And the second article is called, What is the Difference Between Being Cursed, Being Haunted, and Having a Demon by S. Rob, a cultist author.

I feel like I know the second one. I want to know what the difference is. And I have no clue what the difference between an angel and a fairy is. Okay, great. So there's your article right there. I'll just post it in there just in case you need it. Okay. Yeah.

So your name is S Rob. And what is the difference between an angel and a fairy? At first, it may seem that both an angel and a fairy must be the same thing as they are usually thought of as both having wings. Okay. So semi colon airplanes are angels, birds and feminine pads.

Why not? Manta rays. A lot of people would agree with this statement. However, in the past fairies were thought of quite differently. They are in effect nature's spirits linked with nature and forests. There are also many variations on them. Many countries in Europe seem to have their own variation of fairy type. It should not be forgotten that a leprechaun is thought of as a type of fairy

as are dwarfs meaning no the short magical non-winged creature and not a short human if we restrict ourselves to the classic fairy thought of as having wings we still find that this has variation what the classic fairy as we think, as we think of, it owes more to fiction to folktales. All right. Is that? Yeah, that's what it says. That is what it says. Wrong line?

No, no. No. You read that right. Okay. Great. I mean, correctly. You read it as written yeah times have seen people look at fairies differently there has been much thought on the route of fairies some people have the view that they were the old gods that shrank as they ceased to be worshipped or that they made themselves

smaller to hide there is no evidence to this that I can find. Fucking, fucking mythology has God shrinking into fairies. Although there may be many sightings over the years of fairy types. For example, there has been many sightings... They've only been around in the last couple generations, I think. There has been many sightings of leprechauns in Ireland, and many other types all over Europe.

We should also examine what we know of angels. Most people think of angels as having wings, that they are good by nature, that they embody all that is good in this world. They are linked with heaven. There are like fair... There are like fairies? Angels are God's fairies.

Yeah. They're linked with heaven. There are like fairies. There are like fairies? There are like fairies? Many different types and varieties of angels. One main difference is that fairies are nature spirits. They are linked to forests

and natural places. However, as nature could be thought of as creation, then that could be a similarity. It could be. Definitely could be. Why did he choose a font where the C's and E's look the same?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. My eyeshmm. Yeah. My eyes are actually swimming. Like, I can't see. Well, I mean, in fairness to the font, it wasn't intended to have entire paragraphs written in bold. Yeah, this is not a blog layout. Well, it is all important.

All of it is important. Yeah. Skipping forward. Okay. But the most important difference is that the classic fairy is thought of as thought of today it that the classic fairy as thought of today is an invention of shakespeare in midsummer night's dream really really yeah it'd be hard for us to find a mission of fairies before Shakespeare. He invented them and then they came to life.

Yeah. They turned into leprechauns. Which there have been sightings of. Yeah, in Ireland. It was powerful and could be extremely cruel or very good. In fact, the fairy was thought of, sorry, was thought of being as being. Right. Able. As being able to use different forms. There are still magical practices today related to nature in many places, and fairies are really a reflection of that.

You can almost hear Boots' brain hitting the clutch between every sentence. brain like hitting the clutch between every sentence but there was also a ritual i was shown once when very young it was that you should always bow to a fairy and introduce yourself no okay so you bow you bow to but fairies are small right so personally i curtsy yeah so see that's the difference so you bow to a fairy and like you sort of slowly back away but an angel you have to bang a bunch of pots and pans and just like go right at it and yell yeah make a layer make yourself look bigger yeah yeah well it was thought of as being important to be polite because of their power get out of here no no not for you get out of here

get out of here get out of there some oh what okay some say that you should never I don't know some say that you should never say thank you if they if they help you. That's right. It shows

weakness to fairies. As they are so powerful, they may be offended. Also, fairies do tend to be spotted in certain places more than others. Whereas an angel could in theory appear to be spotted in Europe and also being a localized phenomenon.

So, what is the difference between an angel and a fairy? Yeah. Okay, great. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Let's start over. Yeah, we got this. Finally, I'm answering the question.

That was just the preamble. I suppose on reflection, almost everything. That's a pretty good joke, actually. Even the wings claiming to be a later edition what they do share however is they both seem to live mostly out of our grasp unseen aloof unless they do not want

to be I'm S. Rob and at this point in my life the only punctuation I know is period I do want to mention that uh boots just read that off the same page that his bio one of his bios was on and also every other one of his articles is on they're just on the same page yeah yeah yeah uh going back to the doc for just a sec here uh one more um one more thing i'd like to learn about uh from the articles of s rob uh frank west uh can you tell me about the shadow people oh the shadow people shadow people shadow

people area the shadow people well you may be wondering who these shadow people i am writing about or you may be wondering what sort of whack job would bring up such a topic. Well, I will start to explain what a shadow person is. Uh, fairies, time slip. Shadow people? What a fucking whack job! I'm gonna gloss. I'm just going to assume that second possibility is not in play, and you don't consider me a whack job. Well, no. Not once I explain it, then he'll be like oh this guy is sensible well i will

start to explain what a shadow person is colon you may already know that it is a person who looks like a shadow maybe shadow person sure well it is more than this it is a type of being which has been seen many times a typical scenario would be a person

looks around and realizes there is a shadow in the shape of a person that is there. Okay. But without a person or object whose shadow it is. That's why we call it shadow people. Tricky old European words for things. When is he going to get to what a shadow person is? Their grammar was different back then. Yeah. Well, before we talk to what a shadow person is? Their grammar was different back then.

Yeah. Well, before we talk about what a shadow person is, we have to talk about the things that might be maybe. He does like to do that. And also other shit. These shadow men are seen sometimes with red eyes and they move. What's their armor class? And then the shadow person looked at you, huh?

what's their armor class and then the shadow person looked at you huh these beings are thought of some to be devils these being distinct from the fallen angels called demons and by many professional occultists and exorcists see them as negative energy second colon this sentence depression dot dot dot which has co-est informed a being these shadow beings are not thought of as being immortal they do die so shadow people are slender man well i mean if you just want to fucking cut to the chase never mind never mind we do not want to cut to the chase not when there's words to type poorly is Is there a what is Slenderman article? Searching. I'll get back with you in a second.

Well, the main objective seems to be to make people depressed. And who knows how many people have committed suicide because of this. Are you a shadow person, Mr. Rob? However, Shadow Rob. Shadow Rob. however shadow rob shadow rob

wait a minute there's more behind this ass however some people see these beings as being a type of genie why not yeah obviously quite different from the types you saw in films wait yeah wait is this just a mid paragraph plug hold on many exorcisms that i have performed colon i am an occult consultant and work on uranium and other places and have done many

exorcisms my other site www.spillcaster-psychic.co.uk Listen man, people can fast forward through shit. You gotta do integrated advertising. That's just the way that things work these days. Or ain't them. Or ain't them. But there are also other types too. Colon extra

spaces. Many smaller ones are more like shadow animals and are about the size of a human hand and can also be seen moving around as shadows without an object to cast them. Shadow rats. And then he talks about those for a while and I'm sure he says they could also be demons

or genies. He does, he does. The one sentence that I liked in the paragraph you're skipping is however, most priests do not believe in evil or Satan. Yeah. In that case, you could always The power of Christ compels you!

Whatever you are, I don't actually think you guys just get a problem, but the power of Christ compels you regardless. Well, hold on. If you can't get like a priest who believes in Satan and evil and stuff, in that case, you could always contact me because I have performed many,

but other alternative is a cleansing ritual or even protection spell because people can also command these entities to hurt someone. One such case being a voodoo curse I dealt with, which was done by a relative of the person concerned. But I'll also get a bell. The sound of a metal bell ringing hurts these

entities because being demonic, the high sound hurts them. Yeah. And this is why in the Catholic Mass a bell is rung to make sure that the wine used in Mass is not possessed. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. I went to many, many, many Catholic masses and I don't remember a bell being rung. Honestly, it sounds kind of scary. Ringing a bell is a thing. The bell ringing is a thing. They started doing it at my parents' church after I left home

and I went back and I'm like, no, the bells are new. That's nice. It's a nice little touch. I guess. I know. Yeah.

Do you drink? Do you drink on the bell? No, no, no. The bell is wrong. I think it's just symbolize is to like signify the moment of transubstantiation.

Yeah. The priest says the thing and then they ring the bell so you go, oh, it happened. Oh, okay, his blood turned into wine. Yeah, it's God's cue to, you know. Okay, we're not, yeah, we're not actually drinking blood like we thought we were going to.

No, we are drinking blood like he said we are. We're not drinking wine. It turns lemon. Are you like, lemon are you like what do you you think this is funny this is some sort of superstition no i'm sorry i'm sorry this is a lot of people believe in this yes they do yes they do uh so uh he has another article called what is a unicorn uh i'll just'll just, uh, spoil it for you. Uh, things that cause nuclear explosions.

What? Thank God unicorns, a three syllable word. Cause now we can be like, what is a unicorn? What is a unicorn? A fucking horned horse. Many people think it's a fucking horned horse, but it's actually a lot more complicated. Half plus?

Oh, yeah. It's time for poetry! That's right, he's an occult artist. He is a healer, a psychic, and a poet. Isfahan a poetist I'm very excited about this first poem I'm very excited about this first poem here it is called

The Shadow I see a shadow on my wall, clinging velvet cloak and all. I wonder where the object's at. The shadow. Where my object's at. Yeah. Where the object's plural at. The shadow is there, but where is that?

The shadow, it stands there quite tall. Yet I look around and search the all. Yes! Yes! Very, very good. Mike Jones! That is poetic. It's not doing too bad so far.

The shadow, it is not of me. Of that I can surely see. I look for light, it shines on me, and yet still I find the shadow of no object finds. You're rhyming awful. I look a search

and still I see no object. To this day, to this day that sound throws me off. I just start sweating. to this day, to this day, that sound throws me off. I just start sweating. No object whose shadow it be. I look at it.

It moves at me. It hides under a shadow C as an S E E. Is it gone or draped under the shadow chair? You should call me over a shadow chair. Yeah. I really find I stand and stare. For now I find I cannot see if it can look back at me. Has it stayed a long,

long time or wandered off to other clime? That's C-I-C-L-I-M-E as in climate. Of what it is, I cannot tell. I am, however, happy, Will. Well. They hide much better than that, you see. It was bad luck.

It happened to me. They exist, so just, they exist, just so let it be. If I ever see of it again, I will not make of it a friend. I shall make myself a cup of tea and pretend that of it I cannot see. Give it time to go and flee and hope of all it hasn't come for me. You know, it's his lyrical inventiveness that's really what has built MF Doom the following.

I'm getting real like space of joyce vibes yeah there's something just amazing about about internet poets that that they'll have a love like i got a real strong idea coming into it and then uh i don't care but i'm gonna finish it yeah whatever i will i will just rhyme the same word three times it's fine fuck it f plus this poem is called zombie accountants nice sad in a line once more as before choice gone life not lived at least not as before got it okay there's there it is someone's in the waiting room there it is um raised from the dead grave sleep gone owns not but a pen voodoo priest who I work for doing what I did before I don't know where it is death I waited

accounted for risen back punished for unpaid labor yeah you got there brain and body rotting corpse doing books doing books doing books yeah that's accountancy

paid not voodoo priest car I paid for and mansion more zombies life is not for me for some death is not a chore live your life as best

you can. Voodoo priests avoid when can. If they come, just run away. When you get home, pray. Oh, pray. So it's not a literal zombie accountant. No, it literally is. There's voodoo priests, right?

So I think they're actual zombies. I thought it was a metaphor at first i thought see i thought it was a metaphor first and by the end i think like no i guess no it's literally a zombie account what it is okay yeah i mean everybody thinks you know like the big flashy stuff you do with voodoo but they also just sort of go and get people to do their account their book metaphor more like meta Meta three. Oh. All of the... High five. Wow. Wow. Wow, that's really good.

She's really good. Hey, S-Rob's not the only one that can do wordplay. Why are you not on board with that, Lemon? On board with it. Oh, he's writing it down. I'm going to use it. It's a meta three. I'm going to use that.

I'm the first mate of that joke. I'm gonna sail the high seas on the SS meta three. Fuck you, Victor Borga. I'm doing deflationary language. All right. All the rest of these poems have quotation marks in them so i like that uh adam do you want to take good and bad please sure great

bad you say good is gone for good say i with a twinkie in my eye. It's actually a twinkle. With a twinkle in my eye. Glance at you and then you sigh. If good is gone for good, then does that mean with it would be not better too? Good is good and that the truth. Say I lying through chipped tooth. Whoa. Bad is bad then. That's what he said.

He said with brain lying in his head. This is a caveman poem. Intent what it really is. I'm picturing all of us standing on like one side of a bridge over a chasm

and there's this guy in our way and he's saying this stuff. Intent is what it really is if you wish to be good, bad or both, said I. What really matters is the truth. Intent is what you be blessed or blamed

for. I'm just gonna edge past him. I think he's not paying attention. That is right, then I, he said. I think that was the quote. I think he's not paying attention. That is right, then I, he said. I think that was the quote. I don't know when the quotes start. So it's he said end quote. He said end quote

may lie blamelessly within my bed. Another end quote. Okay. I'm going to guess that the answer is inheritance. It's man, right inheritance it's man right it's man it's behind visiting angel please okay

I saw a white cloak white cloak he gasped yes a white cloak hanging from ceiling pointed to floor i looked and it was gone like with a flutter from a wand it went away it did not stay at all then i saw sheet near my feet not lying upon the floor more drifting in my eye it was calmed it did not fly then it could not be seen i felt it it was still there. It was still unseen. This is my tale, I said.

And it is as real as these wrinkles upon head. This tale is fine, the other man said. An angel was there at the foot of your bed. Many people think that poems are about ghosts are actually poems about angels. What is good poetry?

Well, you might think it's good poetry, but the answer's not always that simple. That's actually a more complicated question than that question. You lived to tell the tale. You should not look, therefore, so pale. I know I am pale, said I. It was, however, quite a surprise if they ever visit me again.

Ooh, that last line. I will tell them to use of my house a place to stay if ever their situation does turn that way. Fuck. Oh, my God. Fuck. Fuck. Oh, my God. Okay, okay.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So one more poem. Oh my god. Yeah. So one more poem. One more poem. I do love it, actually. It's a very good sort of Slayer vibe to it. And it also has dialogue, I think? It's probably the best title ever.

Beating up the angel of death. Hell yeah. I ponder on what I have seen, said I with a tear in my eye. I look at greatness and give a sigh, say I with not more than a look in my eye. Okay. Good tear, guys. I, I, sigh, I, I, but the different I. Yeah.

A man looks on wearing a dark, dark cloak. Jesus. And I say, my, oh, my, with a tear in my eye. He looks no jerk. He does not go berserk. Do you make a joke of my cloak, you broke ass broke? Bloke. Bloke.

Why me? Why I? I say with anger in my eye. Why not you? How different are you, Mike Jones, from others who came long before? Many more than two? He wrinkled his cloak.

I could not see any eyes. I thought of my life and what I had ahead. I wondered, was it just in my head? Okay, I said. If you are just in my head, then no harm can come to me. Not you unto me. I clenched a fist and punched it high. Nothing happened at first when I hit

what I think was an eye. Okay. The A, B, A, B, A, nothing, A, nothing, A, A, A, A. Ah! I'm rhyming. No, it's not A, it's I, it's I. The scheme is I.

The symbolism here is so thick. When life comes first and power you don't have, the only power you have was from I. Okay. I said aloud for him to hear. So loud a man with one ear could still hear. Wow.

Because if you have one ear, you hear half as good. I took a kick and went right through, but still did a grimace but still be, but but still be did, but still be but still be did.

You seem to be struggling with this for some reason or another. Just go get an ice water and come back. Let me just take a more. But still be did a grimace or few. But still be did a grimace or few. The thing that I'm finding with S. Rob's writing is that there's there's like pairings of words that your brain just like refuses

to allow to process out of your mouth. Like, I can't like that's that's not how things work it's called McGick yeah it's really got me under its spell that's for sure I'm thinking of that gif of the dude from

Big Lebowski trying to read something he is now gone and I am alive it is all gone my power is found when death comes do not look in his eyes remember my story and do not sigh you too can win can win as i did you I thought you just punched at a cloak. I punched so high that it punched him in the eye. And then he kicked me. Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye. Aye, aye, aye. Aye, aye, aye. So I parsed the actual narrative.

He punched the angel of death. The angel of death kicked him and then left. Fine, asshole. Fuck you! Hey! Angel of Death. The Angel of Death kicked him and then left. Fine, asshole. Jesus. Fuck you! Hey! Yeah, the Angel of Death side of this that he wrote in his journal is just like, some asshole fucking punched me today.

I'm just trying to do my job here, okay? I think we haven't done enough with the fact that S-Rob does do spells for sale. So we're just going to read a couple of these spells and some happy readers, or happy

purchasers, I should say. Customers is a word I couldn't find for some reason. I'm dumber than I was an hour ago. Purchasers. Purchasers. Yeah, so this is one McGick spell that he has for sale called Bigger Breast Breast Growing Boob Magic Spellcast. The breasts grow boobs?

Yeah, the description of it. Let me just, just one second here. Okay, okay, okay. Where are you going? A magic spell cast giving bigger breasts for the full effect of the spell. Please give your name, date of birth, and optionally your desired cup size. Ooh, S from. So, Frank West, your name is Candy with two E's.

Great for a lift. Five out of five stars. I didn't need bigger tits. Just a little lift well then why were you so I just well hold on hold on I'll explain 38 18 anymore I did half of the spell

it actually never was it's 12 more yeah now thanks welcome to Trump's America I did half of the spell which is the joke i was gonna make before i read this and it looks like i spent five grand on a plastic surgeon a post fast shipping fast shipping on the spell on a pdf great recipe i replaced the bigger breasts with smaller breasts they tasted great

the breasts seemed too big so I substituted them for smaller breasts Isvan you are a happy customer named Brian I'm Brian wow I have fucking huge tits now did Brian post pics and Boots you are an actual did brian post pics and

and boots you are an actual woman named annie m yeah that's me annie m it worked i was i was flat chested but now i have quite big breasts i love my new bigger breasts great annie i love my new big dress. Great. Great. Sarcastic review. This next one is CFNM Clothes.

This next one is called CFNM Clothes to Females Naked Man Producing Magic Spell Cast. Wait, do you get both a clothed female and a naked man from the spell? Yeah, do you... Your other woman's clothes fall off and yours become unremovable?

Powerful magic spell specially designed to produce CFNM, colon, clothed females, naked man. Situations into your life. For full effect, please give me your name and date of birth! Also your credit report. And, uh, uh, Frank,

uh, Frank, you're Bruce, and, uh... I'm Bruce. You like it? You like my spell? The best spell! Wow. Five stars. After buying this spell, I suddenly found myself in situations where I had to strip naked in front of fully clothed women. Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh, yep.

The gym, the DMV, the prison. It sounds silly to type that out, but I assure you, it works. I work, sorry, I work as a professional businessman and I rarely have the time to strip fully naked and wander about. Not on my busy schedule. Recreational businessman. We don't like to, but who has time anymore?

Excuse me, Julia, can you check my schedule to see if I have any time to? No, I still can't. Not today, Bruce. I'm sorry. You have too many business obligations. Damn it, Julia, and I bet you're fully clothed, too. Damn it. No, I'm actually naked.

It would work anyway. I'm working from home. After purchasing this spell, I have encountered the most absurd situations you could dream of which required me to get fully naked please please tell me some okay for example just two weeks ago i was out on my morning jog when all of a sudden i saw a young, fully clothed mother standing by the side of a lake. Oh my God. Did you just know? Like, stretch marks or? Like, all of the clothes?

Are you sure she wasn't missing some clothes? She had like, no, she had on a skirt and pants and socks and shoes and sandals. Wow, she's the real deal. The whole thing was equipped. Yeah, she had sunglasses on. She had earm The whole thing was equipped. She had sunglasses on. She had earmuffs. Both ring socks.

She had a toque over all of that. Beekeeper outfit. Catcher's uniform. In a tent. She was literally the most clothed milf I've ever seen. As I approached her, I realized that she was shouting and waving her arms at the lake. Oh. As I got closer.

Hello, lake. Well, that's what I assumed at first. But then, as I got closer, I was able to determine that she was not actually shouting at the lake. Which was my first assumption. Which was your first assumption. Hey, what you shouting at? Shout at a lake, huh? Cool, cool, cool.

Do you want some lake shouting? Yeah, I like doing that. Yeah. Fuck these geese. But that her small child had fallen in the water and she was yelling to get out get out stop drowning sounds like my mom get out

I approached gingerly not wanting to cause a scene the young fully clothed mother just screamed at me save my baby not wanting to cause a scene madam hey so uh

I don't want to cause a big scene I could do something about that maybe so I quickly sprung into action. Yeah, you did. I removed my jogging shoes and socks in four swift motions. Then, quickly ridded myself of my jogging suit.

Okay. But that's cool. Once I was down to my briefs, I started towards the water. You want to just get your shoes wet if it's my child that's dying? Lemon, I think you interrupted a very important part of this story. Yeah. Once I was down to my briefs, I started towards the water, but the young, fully clothed mother stopped me and said,

No. The pants, too. Okay, so I want you to block this shot where the child's in the background flailing and splashing around and the mother just gives him the bedroom eyes in the foreground and says, Hey, buddy, buddy. The pants.

No, the pants too. Save my baby. That'll make you saving my child's life so hot. Naked. Save him naked. Like, I understand that porn plots aren't supposed to be realistic, but I don't really think I should say that. I love visiting the S. Rob extended universe.

Well, lady, I don't think I should be drowning. You're a child for real either. But that's what's happening. So we're getting the shot, isn't it? Well, I was in sort of a state of panic because I had left... Sorry. Oh! Let me...

Sorry, I just gotta click myself down. Well, I was in sort of a state of panic because I had left tea on at my flat. Right. Oh, I'm clunky. That's what I was panicking about. This whole time this child was dying, I was just like, fuck, there's tea. Fuck, that would take my pants off. My tea is affected so much. That is

a spot of bother right there. Not gonna lie. A full spot of bother. A full spot of bother. But I figured she knew more than me because she was a young, fully clothed mother.

I want to warn the audience. THEFBL.US figured she knew more than me because she was a young, fully clothed mother. I want to warn the audience. THEFBL.US selling young, fully clothed mother shirts. And also selling shirts that are, I'm with the young, fully clothed mother. Turtlenecks.

Long-sleeved tunics. I want to warn the audience at this point they figured nobody's reading I stripped my pants off and dove in to save the child oh boy my voice is on record saying that now after I drug drug the child's

lifeless corpse from the... Holy shit! You could have saved him if you had just like choose on you. It was dead. Bye! Sorry. After I drug the child's lifeless corpse in the water, I approach

the young, fully clothed... That's when Amazon's review SWAT team burst in through the window and arrested him. So S. Rob doesn't proofread his own, I guess, blurbs that come in from customers. Maybe he does. I mean, it would stand up to the same proofreading that he gives himself. And that it stops whenever the form field runs out of space. Exactly, yeah. My last spell is called Penis Growth Magic Spell.

Casts have a longer, thicker penis. Have a longer, thicker penis without surgery with my penis growth spell cast for the full effect provide name and impossible date of birth or another person's name and your relationship to them. Will they get the larger penis then? And there are three reviews highlighted for this

product. I want a large penis five stars large penis Lawson I want a penis five stars large penis Lawson I want a penis large penis Lawson

but how many stars did you give it I will never know I want a penis large penis Lawson I want a penis, large penis, Lawson. I want a penis, large penis, Lawson. There's a fair amount more in this document, but we're just going to close things off with a list of titles. This is a list of McGickle book titles.

S. Rob might not be talented in any way, but he is prolific and has written a lot of Oh, God. Can I misuse the word books? He's written a lot of purchasable e-things. Purchasable word collections.

Kindle data files. Purchasable word collections. Kindle data files. Legible bits. And here are some of those Kindle data files. Cartoon occult martial arts. Leprechaun murder magic. Summoning assassins for magical purposes.

Super villains evil puppet magic. Murder magic. Tactical pen occultism. Hang on, I have a purchase to make. Respute magic. pen occultism. Hang on, I have a purchase to make. Rasputin McGeek. Carnegie Billionaire McGeek.

Oh, so cool. So it gives you the spell to have money but only in the past? Yes. Supervillain Subterranean Disco Pixies. Roman Legion Rope McGeek. super villain subterranean disco pixies roman legion rope magick kings of hell bottle magick worshiping your inner lion mac hit and the triangle of death death. Ding! Ah! Uh, 12 Caesars, McGick.

Super villains, country and western voodoo! No, no! All kinds of voodoo, country and western. Come on down! Occult escapology, Mothman McGick. Hell's Dukothman McGick Hell's Duke's McGick

Occult escapology for supernatural villainy Inside out Raphael angelic McGick Inside out Beezlebub Angelic drink McGick

Super villains kill the goblins Beezlebub. Angelic Drink McGick. Supervillains kill goblins. Demonic Egg McGick. So you want to kill a vampire? Attack Bottle Magic! Ow, fuck! You threw a bottle. Hades Gambling Power McGick. attack bottle magic ow fuck he threw a bottle

Hades gambling power McGick super villains disco curses baby bitch are you for real seven African powers killer curses.

Santa Claus, my geek. Killer goblin, my geek. Satanic Jesus voodoo. Extreme satanic Jesus voodoo. Oh, Bootsy got upstaged. Just standing in between. Take that, bitch. Divination using anything.

Inky Puppet McGick. Angel, army for power. A message from Beelzebub. Learn to do packs with the devil and with other demons. Get everything you want. Leprechaun success, McGick. Ketobado a battle

crow, McGick. Angelic money magic. Occult cryptozoology summoning dangerous cryptids. Occult escapology thumb time a Gic. Okay, okay. Now he's at the looking around his room covering up with a title stage. Occult stapler glass mouse.

Restraining order, McGick. Occult reflection of S. Rob. Worshiping your inner serpents. Goblin love, McGick. A message from Lucifer.

Puppet curses! Supervillains. Book of extremely inadvisable magic. Thanks a bunch, Lemony Snicket. That sounds fucking great. Just a picture of someone summoning a brick

above their own head and another person's doing it. Don't do it. Do not. You fell for the old Damocles spell. McGick to turn friends and enemies into whores. Okay. I guess you read, I guess I already

read this book though, Linda. McGick to pump the brakes. It is available on paperback. This one is. Pirate love, McGick. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I clicked over to buy the horrid one. Sorry.

Sorry, I'm just purchasing this. I'll be right back. Oh, God. Oh, good. Oh, good. Hey, it's Lord Hadron Collider, McGick. Hey, good to see this. I'll be right back. Oh, God! Oh, good! Oh, good! Hey, it's Lord Hadron Collider McGick. Hey, good to see you.

S. Rob managed to spell Hadron correctly. Well, he's a professional. Okay. Yeah. S. Rob Invictus, Book of Immortals. Supervillain's Guide to Love and Lust-ma-geek.

Be your own boss-ma-geek book. Seven African Powers Book of Extreme Favor. How to break a role-playing character's life on the astral plane! Spying on Aliens. The Buddha and the law of attraction the sam simon extreme dream book nephron lock water the don juan del deniro book of millionaire magic devil's curse water. Death ladder, McGick. The seven voodoo spirits book of road opening. Road opening? This fucking traffic, man.

You called me into deal with traffic again? I'm one of the seven voodoo spirits, asshole. I hereby declare this construction to be ended. Papa Legba's book of Doorway McGick. The polyamory love spell book. Oh boy. Lilith love spell book for women only. How to send death angels onto your enemies.

Hope they don't know how to punch. You can kick once. Death kicks. How to pray to your subconscious. Ventriloquist book of the occult. How to create and use a haunted ventriloquist dummy. Blackmagic secrets of the pharaohs. Yellow pages directory

of hell! Yeah! Lightning crash! Remote viewing through time and space! Earth magic of the carrot wand!

Drink your way to the goose portion how to become a worldwide famous occult figure if there's one thing S. Rob knows it's not that one I've been featured in two different F Plus

episodes if there's one thing S Rob knows It's how to make money from the occult Alright What did we learn from this F Plus? How to make money from the occult This is the second episode In a very recent time where

Amazon has gone you probably want to read some Neil Gaiman don't you I've got you now I've got you triangulated so customers who bought the ventriloquist book of the occult how to create and use a haunted ventriloquist dummy kindle edition also bought

the complete idiot's Guide to Ventriloquism. So they know that they need to understand the ventriloquism first. This book isn't going to teach you that. It's going to teach you how to use your ventriloquism. Okay, okay, okay. One thing that wasn't actually in the

document that Booth found was S. Robb's IMDB profile. He's got a long list of titles uh of uh i'm sure really great movies that he made they're called silent films uh you know then they're sort of what you would expect but i think my favorite title that he did was a 2009 tv series uh called mcgick mcgick McGick. Yeah, 2019. Yeah, yeah, that's what I said, sorry. Oh, he also did a short film called Occultist Getting Killed.

Oh, dear. Next on NBC, when dog-headed men attack. I'm surprised the DA gave him that VHS tape back. Demonic magic for sex. I learned that S. Robb has over 10,000 followers on Twitter so

so my ego is intact I'm sure he purchased I'm sure you could also buy 10,000 followers yeah and let's look at how many you can't do that no it's never happened his latest tweet has no likes You can't do that. No, it's never happened.

His latest tweet has no likes, no retweets. It does have a comment from nobody. Yeah, but the one before that has no likes and no retweets. The one before that has no likes and no retweets. Well, to be fair, his posting of the Jordan Peterson video, White Privilege Isn't Real also has no engagement whatsoever. Wow. These are some lazy followers.

They're not showing them the love. I wonder why that is. Wow. Wowie, wowie, wow. I guess late on in this, I learned that S-Rob really sucks. Yeah, I know. The Twitter's

where you go to become disillusioned with our subjects, unfortunately. That's true. Yeah, it's... I learned on May 1st that he did an online kickboxing class. I did learn here, I think my favorite tweet of his I've seen is will people stop sending pictures

of them having sex to me you were putting me off my breakfast cereal I think you know one thing that I think one thing that S Rob has in common with the F plus is that I think if you if you want to do a thing you can just continue to do the thing yeah the internet's a big place it'll

accept a lot of content you can just do that shit for 10 years as long as you keep liking it yeah especially if you don't require like validation that doesn't come from your own brain. If you give up on the need for validation, you can be a prolific artist, you know, and who knows, you may be regarded as a genius once you're gone, but your work lives on. Maybe, but regardless, while you're alive, you get to do shit. So that's fine. Well, everybody listen to this right now, you know, take this as inspiration. You should definitely go out and follow your dreams

or maybe you shouldn't. If your dreams are like this, maybe you should find better dreams. That's maybe the other lesson. Follow someone's dreams. Find some dreams. They don't have to be yours. We're just saying follow. If you follow S. Rob's dream, you too could be writing a book that

uses chocolate and McGick. Yeah. And you pretty much made it at that point. you too could be writing a book that uses chocolate and McGick yeah and you pretty much made it at that point alright that's all we got bye bye ball pit fucking yeah okay what is it goodbye what is ball pit that might be a more complicated question

it's just a place where people go to post and a lot of good posts It's just a place where people go to post And a lot of good posts But the answer is one You have no choice You hear laughter Cracking through the walls It's been spinning You have no choice

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