The F Plus - 364: Sploshing Sploshing Sploshing! Oi Oi Oi!
Episode Date: November 15, 2021The Urban Dictionary defines sploshing as “a sexual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures.” So wit...h that, let's go to Shokolada's Messy Story archive and get ourselves properly gunged. This week, The F Plus opens our panties for you.
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You pied me? How dare you pie me? I can't believe you did that.
I'm sitting here all alone doing my work, and then you came along and pied me.
What will I do now? I love it!
Addiction.
Addiction.
Hey, hey. Dickshit.
I'm council house and violent.
I'm laughing at the tyrants.
I'm sleeping on the sirens.
Whilst wondering where the time went.
I'm scum.
I'm scum.
Yeah.
If you want to get the coos, you have to jump in the ooze.
This is the F Plus Podcast.
Terrible things.
But we're going to read them with enthusiasm.
And in the room tonight, we have Boots Ring here.
She realized Cameron's hands were on her breasts through the clear plastic and gasped,
pressing herself against them.
After a few minutes of squirming, she orgasmed,
adding new traces of fluid to the bottom of the bag.
Bunny bread.
How do you feel? She asked gently.
Delicious, I said.
Edible.
Erotic.
Aroused.
Yummy.
Gooey.
Nice.
The man that reads the internet for you, we call him King Lou Fernandez.
The whole cake covered my face and much of my hair.
I opened my mouth and a large glob of cake got pushed into my mouth.
I love my dessert being delivered this way.
Then they poured a large bucket of vanilla pudding over my head.
It is so...
Look out, motherfuckers! It's sanguinary, Neville!
I am guilty and accept full and total responsibility for my crime.
Then I declare the punishment to be stripped naked, tied up,
and pie deliciously and creamy and sexy.
Repeat after me.
I deserve the pie.
I deserve the pie.
I deserve the pie.
And lemon.
Lisa cooks for me.
A romantic dinner turns into a playful food fight
and then into a messy sex section.
Believable.
Believe it.
It happens.
It happens to me.
The snowflakes are now alive.
The G.R.T.
will be sky.
For a long, long while I've known.
The G.Rex had built the sky
Hey, F-Plus.
Oi!
Hi, Lemon.
Hello.
Hey.
Bunny Bread, Lou, Booth, Sang Larry.
Hey, are you all feeling jolly good?
Uh, pip-pip.
I'm jolly green and giant.
All right, all right, all right.
No, that's...
No, that's... This is not the episode about shirtless people.
Oh, I should put a shirt on?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Please do not.
Please do not.
I realize why I'm here.
This is the only thing
getting me through this episode.
The sound,
the inaudible sound
of Money Prince's pecs. Bo boots knowing that my nipples are out
i'm recording from outside your window
i set up a tent yeah no i like it i like it it's much better than just you know
smashing your face up against the window. That was weird.
That was weird.
Anyway, I
want to take this opportunity
seeing as how I have
you,
the very same people who were in the
Boobs and Reingear fetish
episode. I want to take and I want to introduce
you to something called
Sploshing. Sploshing? that was said without any accent whatsoever
okay we're gonna take place in the midwest nebraska properly yeah so uh splashing uh
is a noun it's a uh sexual slash sensual food exchange in which at least one person covers another person
in food of different tastes,
textures,
and temperatures. Eating
the food off said person
is optional. It is common practice
for the sploshy to be
nude so as to heighten the feeling
of the food on their bare
skin. The splosh.
I'd just like to point out that bare skin
is a link that helpfully
takes us to the Urban Dictionary.
Yeah, I was gonna ask.
Thanks, Urban Dictionary. Replacing
a health glass.
Oh, I can get a bare
skin neck gator and mug?
Okay. Both, please.
Diggity damn.
Anyway, the Splosh Ur can be nude or clothed based on preference.
Other common usages are the present verb, splosh.
And then here's an example.
This is an example sentence here.
He knelt in the shower while his partner covered him with layer after layer of sticky syrups, slick oils, and chilled liquids.
Never knowing what sensation or intoxicating aroma she would be splashing him with next. Thank you.
Each touch of her hand or dribble of liquid sent waves of awareness shooting through his body.
And that was a quote by Mistress Shea Flanagan.
Yeah, you know
Mr. Shea Flanagan.
Boots, you don't get that up in Canada?
I don't. You don't get any British
sort of influence in Canada?
No, no, listen.
Listen. There's a
couple things that they consider sacred.
And maple syrup is one of them.
Okay?
We'll fuck around with a lot.
You don't just go
shooting that shit everywhere,
pal.
Precious fluids.
Oh, Boots found
Shay Flanagan's profile
on the... Can I just tell you the list
of Mistress Shay Flanagan's specialties? I just tell you the list of Mistress Shea Flanagan's
specialties?
Yeah, sure, great. That sounds great.
She specializes in psychological play and torment,
extreme sadism,
behavior modification,
piercing, blood,
wet cupping, cutting,
scarification,
roleplay, abduction, doctor, age,
play, teacher, aunt, mother, etc. Sploshing, doctor, scarification roleplay abduction Dr. Age play teacher aunt mother etc
splashing Dr. Age
play Dr. Age
Dr. Age play
Dr. Age play
oh there's a comma
shittiest Batman villain I've ever heard
please take away Dr. Age play's license
Dr. Age
play you go to your room
I'm not really a doctor but I am Doctor age play, you go to your room. I'm not really
a doctor, but I am an age play
worm. I'd like to point out,
nowhere does it say food spreading.
This is not a specialty
of hers. Smearing.
Splooshing is not a...
It says sploshing.
Oh, it does. Oh, I missed it.
It didn't say splooshing.
I want to pronounce it sploosh.
Body punching, CBT, and then as a subset, bondage, impact, weights, piercing, cutting,
ball busting.
I don't know what NT is.
No test?
New technology.
No touching.
Extreme tickle torture.
Strict bondage.
Cat and mouse games.
Anyway.
No, wait.
Also couple sessions.
I was building up to that, but okay.
No, I apologize.
That's fine.
It's still on your calendar.
Blue.
Anyway. Undergarments.
Let's spend our time on a fun and helpful community website called Reddit.
So, okay.
So, Bunny Bread, you're deleted.
But before you were deleted, you were a 21-year-old male, 4-year-old 4 female or something
yeah 4 year old female also a 20 year old male
well it's reddit
I'm all of anime
alright cool
alright
should we just jump right into
the accent we all want to do
I mean you're a little bit ahead of us
I'm not going to
I've been pre-gaming
alright
good morning all
okay okay okay
alright alright
so I created this advert and profile for two reasons
one
gosh do I get so horny
especially when watching wet and messy videos
looking at the sexy sploshed in pics
you know no I mean
no I mean
two
I love
sploshing erotica
and want to create all sorts of sexy
sploshing fantasies
one of my big dreams is to create my own
sploshing studio
a sploshing studio
it's also known as a
bathtub.
For only $50 a month, you can get
Adobe Sploshing Studio.
Fish splosh like cum in the
bath?
I love to make a go
all messy with delicious
and maybe not so delicious
thick, sticky, slippery
stuffs. My favourites are
mud.
So it's delicious. You love mud.
I love mud. Okay, so I discovered
sploshing when I was about 14.
I was cutie precocious for
my age.
No, I was dyslexic
for my age.
I just typed in the bean search engine, lesbian mud sex.
Wait, when did you do this?
I'm 21 now, so it's fine.
Yeah, Bing always existed.
You're still young.
Right.
Lesbian mud sex.
And sure enough, I came across some delicious photos.
I smiles wickedly.
Bing, what did you do to us?
Oh, it ruined me accent.
All right.
So there's pies.
Nothing else needed for that.
All right.
Cake.
Cake sitting is so bye bunny bread
it was so sexy
he clipped out of the universe
open a rift in time
sexy
especially
if it includes
grinding the cake
and then
also ice cream yeah who loves ice cream i loves ice cream uh paint slime
spaghetti titanium white put it in my mouth spaghetti baked beans mashed peas tomato sauce
peanut butter mustard porridge or oatmeal.
Oh, okay.
I'd like to give a girl an oatmeal bath.
No.
That's not what she meant.
Yeah, that's exactly what she meant.
Shaving cream.
Delicious.
Oh, just imagine a bed full of shaving cream.
And you jump into the cream and just roll around in it.
Rubbing it all over your body.
Your shorts getting sticky with desire.
Soft, lusty whimpers escaping your own lips.
Yeast infections.
Yeast infections.
I left that on my list for some reason.
My list can go on forever.
Anywho. my list for some reason my list can go on forever anywho i'd love love love to rp this or even talk about sploshing and looking at the sexy sploshing stuff
no man if you love sploshing as much as i do send me a pm and let's get dirty
right in love uh so if user deleted ever shows up at your house,
you just have to move into a new house.
Yeah.
I thought it was food.
That house is ruined now.
Yeah.
You can't resell it either.
It's just...
Apparently it's not just food.
It's not just food.
It's also just other wet things.
Smearable items.
Messy shit.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, we all love a good lunch gunge, don't we?
I don't know what that is.
Gunge is just, they'll probably define it later.
I won't spoil it for you.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
Thank you.
There's some mystery left in the world.
For you, Lou.
Just for you.
Why not whipped cream?
Why shaving cream? It's the last part of the internet you have yet to
unearth.
I could tell you what Urban Dictionary thinks
gung is.
It sounds like
it's a name for any
thick...
There's one noun, a name for any
thick, sticky substance that has no particular
identity, or two
verb, to gunge, to ejaculate. a name for any thick, sticky substance that has no particular identity or to verb
to gunge, to ejaculate.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that wasn't what I was thinking of. That's disgusting, Boots.
Thank you for ruining and lowering the tone.
Jade Lotus says
the shit that comes from your dick
when you ejaculate.
The shit?
You know the shit that comes from your dick.
You shit out your dick, right?
I'm always like, yeah, here comes the dick shit.
Oh, that's so hot.
Oh, my dick is shitting.
Oh, shit.
Get ready for my dick shit, baby.
Oh, this looks liquidy.
Where do you want my dick shit to go on your tits?
Oh, please, dick shit inside me.
Oh, my dick is shitting.
Oh, so hot.
So hot.
Everybody calm down.
I'm going to have to take a walk.
Oh, man, my dick just shit all over.
Oh, shit.
Just shit in my pants.
All right, all right, all right.
I had some pre-shit.
Next up, Lou.
Lou, let's go deeper.
Let's go deeper.
Oh, yes.
What do you got for us?
All right.
Well, you know, I was just wondering if anybody's familiar with sploshing, right?
Yeah.
Splashing.
Okay.
I want to say splooshing, but that's wrong.
Splashing on MDMA?
My name is Fajax Jones.
Fajax, yeah.
And I originally asked different questions about this on the R slash MDMA subreddit board about
and the R sex board
until I discovered that the R sex
on drugs is a thing.
This is a pretty useful Reddit y'all
got here. Oh no.
I hope that's a document someday.
Either in the hopper or in the future.
My girlfriend and I,
27M and 28F
Cool
Want to do MDMA and roll around
In a kiddie pool of flavored lube
In my apartment
That sounds very expensive
Like an entire
Kiddie pool of flavored lube
Yeah
I feel like a couple ounces of lube
Is like several dollars
Like that seems, okay, alright Incognito window Yeah. I feel like a couple ounces of lube is like several dollars.
Like that seems, okay, all right.
All right.
Incognito window.
Idle rich, I guess.
Surprisingly, I googled splooshing on MDMA slash Molly slash ecstasy,
and I didn't see any instances of someone trying this.
Maybe we're just weirdos?
Weirdos?
In my sploshing forum? of someone trying this. Maybe we're just weirdos? Weirdos? Am I splashing for them?
I have zero experience in this field,
so I have about a million questions.
Anyone ever tried splashing on Molly?
Does flavored lube work well?
For what? For what?
Weight gain?
For, you know...
Cavities?
What?
Rolling around in a kiddie pool in a living room.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Seemed ideal to roll around in since it's edible, delicious, and obviously a suitable lube.
But is there anything else that could fit the bill that would be cheaper and just as fun?
Oh, wow. Oh, so. For the cheaper and just as fun? Oh, wow.
For the cost-conscious weirdo?
Not edible.
White vinegar, I guess?
That's a bit stingy.
Can you mix the two together?
I have a lot of cuts.
Safety cleanup-wise, what should the
setup be like? Kitty pool with a
tarp underneath and towels everywhere?
Thanks in advance.
In advance.
Hello?
Hello?
I better go post in like a
fourth Reddit. Yeah yeah find another reddit
start my own
unanswered questions
this is outrage
but this seems like
like he has just no
concept of how anything would work
how nothing works like
this is a perfectly
doable thing.
Although I think you would run out of...
It would be boring. Maybe not. Maybe not on
Molly. You would lose interest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
It's edible!
So this document was put together by The Lizard, and it goes
all over
Reddit.
And The Lizard actually points out, i promise i didn't search for the word cake when producing this document it just kept coming
up um but like okay so the thing that we just read the splashing and mdma um that was from r
slash sex on drugs and i would say all of the content on r slash sex on drugs is, has everyone ever had sex on drugs?
Fucking squares.
Hello?
Is it cool?
You gotta say swim sex on drugs.
Has anybody, yeah.
Swim is thinking about having sex on drugs.
Is it cool?
Yeah.
Kratom.
Has anyone had an experience with this and our feedback on sexual enhancement?
I'm really happy.
I took it.
I'm not a dick.
The sex was okay, but now I can't shit, and I'm addicted to Kratom.
Small price to pay for shitty sex, really.
When you say shit, do you mean shitting out your dick?
Yeah, the dick shit.
Sploshing the poop and sploshing the bad cock.
Yeah, I couldn't shit, and then I also found I had trouble with my dick not shitting.
Oh, no.
All right, all right, all right.
Next up.
Dick constipation is the worst.
Constipation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What you got there?
Hello, I'm intellectual
kinkster.
This is from our BDSM community.
Sploshing fail.
This was my birthday weekend, so
being the lovely perverted kinksters
my partner and I are, we went
grocery shopping to prepare,
which included getting
a cake.
Now, I love sweets.
I also love food play and sitting on cakes.
It's one of my favorite ways to celebrate.
Are there other things that you sit on to celebrate, like chairs?
Yeah, I went to my niece's birthday party and I sat on her cake, too.
Oh, okay.
I'm celebrating your birthday.
This is how I celebrate.
A gift is better.
Yeah.
I gave the gift.
Of a ruined cake.
It's now more delicious.
Due to this, I was practically hyperventilating with excitement, perusing through the cake options.
Miss, are you okay?
I just... Does this cake fit my ass?
Many cakes were also in the freezer as additional selections.
The typical variety was there.
Then we spotted a turtle track cake from among the freezer options.