The F Plus - 364: Sploshing Sploshing Sploshing! Oi Oi Oi!

Episode Date: November 15, 2021

The Urban Dictionary defines sploshing as “a sexual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures.” So wit...h that, let's go to Shokolada's Messy Story archive and get ourselves properly gunged. This week, The F Plus opens our panties for you.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You pied me? How dare you pie me? I can't believe you did that. I'm sitting here all alone doing my work, and then you came along and pied me. What will I do now? I love it! Addiction. Addiction. Hey, hey. Dickshit. I'm council house and violent. I'm laughing at the tyrants.
Starting point is 00:00:30 I'm sleeping on the sirens. Whilst wondering where the time went. I'm scum. I'm scum. Yeah. If you want to get the coos, you have to jump in the ooze. This is the F Plus Podcast. Terrible things.
Starting point is 00:00:48 But we're going to read them with enthusiasm. And in the room tonight, we have Boots Ring here. She realized Cameron's hands were on her breasts through the clear plastic and gasped, pressing herself against them. After a few minutes of squirming, she orgasmed, adding new traces of fluid to the bottom of the bag. Bunny bread. How do you feel? She asked gently.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Delicious, I said. Edible. Erotic. Aroused. Yummy. Gooey. Nice. The man that reads the internet for you, we call him King Lou Fernandez.
Starting point is 00:01:19 The whole cake covered my face and much of my hair. I opened my mouth and a large glob of cake got pushed into my mouth. I love my dessert being delivered this way. Then they poured a large bucket of vanilla pudding over my head. It is so... Look out, motherfuckers! It's sanguinary, Neville! I am guilty and accept full and total responsibility for my crime. Then I declare the punishment to be stripped naked, tied up,
Starting point is 00:01:46 and pie deliciously and creamy and sexy. Repeat after me. I deserve the pie. I deserve the pie. I deserve the pie. And lemon. Lisa cooks for me. A romantic dinner turns into a playful food fight
Starting point is 00:02:03 and then into a messy sex section. Believable. Believe it. It happens. It happens to me. The snowflakes are now alive. The G.R.T. will be sky.
Starting point is 00:02:19 For a long, long while I've known. The G.Rex had built the sky Hey, F-Plus. Oi! Hi, Lemon. Hello. Hey. Bunny Bread, Lou, Booth, Sang Larry.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Hey, are you all feeling jolly good? Uh, pip-pip. I'm jolly green and giant. All right, all right, all right. No, that's... No, that's... This is not the episode about shirtless people. Oh, I should put a shirt on? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:02:53 No, no, no. Please do not. Please do not. I realize why I'm here. This is the only thing getting me through this episode. The sound, the inaudible sound
Starting point is 00:03:03 of Money Prince's pecs. Bo boots knowing that my nipples are out i'm recording from outside your window i set up a tent yeah no i like it i like it it's much better than just you know smashing your face up against the window. That was weird. That was weird. Anyway, I want to take this opportunity seeing as how I have
Starting point is 00:03:34 you, the very same people who were in the Boobs and Reingear fetish episode. I want to take and I want to introduce you to something called Sploshing. Sploshing? that was said without any accent whatsoever okay we're gonna take place in the midwest nebraska properly yeah so uh splashing uh is a noun it's a uh sexual slash sensual food exchange in which at least one person covers another person
Starting point is 00:04:06 in food of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. Eating the food off said person is optional. It is common practice for the sploshy to be nude so as to heighten the feeling of the food on their bare
Starting point is 00:04:22 skin. The splosh. I'd just like to point out that bare skin is a link that helpfully takes us to the Urban Dictionary. Yeah, I was gonna ask. Thanks, Urban Dictionary. Replacing a health glass. Oh, I can get a bare
Starting point is 00:04:37 skin neck gator and mug? Okay. Both, please. Diggity damn. Anyway, the Splosh Ur can be nude or clothed based on preference. Other common usages are the present verb, splosh. And then here's an example. This is an example sentence here. He knelt in the shower while his partner covered him with layer after layer of sticky syrups, slick oils, and chilled liquids.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Never knowing what sensation or intoxicating aroma she would be splashing him with next. Thank you. Each touch of her hand or dribble of liquid sent waves of awareness shooting through his body. And that was a quote by Mistress Shea Flanagan. Yeah, you know Mr. Shea Flanagan. Boots, you don't get that up in Canada? I don't. You don't get any British sort of influence in Canada?
Starting point is 00:05:35 No, no, listen. Listen. There's a couple things that they consider sacred. And maple syrup is one of them. Okay? We'll fuck around with a lot. You don't just go shooting that shit everywhere,
Starting point is 00:05:54 pal. Precious fluids. Oh, Boots found Shay Flanagan's profile on the... Can I just tell you the list of Mistress Shay Flanagan's specialties? I just tell you the list of Mistress Shea Flanagan's specialties? Yeah, sure, great. That sounds great.
Starting point is 00:06:09 She specializes in psychological play and torment, extreme sadism, behavior modification, piercing, blood, wet cupping, cutting, scarification, roleplay, abduction, doctor, age, play, teacher, aunt, mother, etc. Sploshing, doctor, scarification roleplay abduction Dr. Age play teacher aunt mother etc
Starting point is 00:06:26 splashing Dr. Age play Dr. Age Dr. Age play Dr. Age play oh there's a comma shittiest Batman villain I've ever heard please take away Dr. Age play's license Dr. Age
Starting point is 00:06:42 play you go to your room I'm not really a doctor but I am Doctor age play, you go to your room. I'm not really a doctor, but I am an age play worm. I'd like to point out, nowhere does it say food spreading. This is not a specialty of hers. Smearing. Splooshing is not a...
Starting point is 00:06:57 It says sploshing. Oh, it does. Oh, I missed it. It didn't say splooshing. I want to pronounce it sploosh. Body punching, CBT, and then as a subset, bondage, impact, weights, piercing, cutting, ball busting. I don't know what NT is. No test?
Starting point is 00:07:17 New technology. No touching. Extreme tickle torture. Strict bondage. Cat and mouse games. Anyway. No, wait. Also couple sessions.
Starting point is 00:07:34 I was building up to that, but okay. No, I apologize. That's fine. It's still on your calendar. Blue. Anyway. Undergarments. Let's spend our time on a fun and helpful community website called Reddit. So, okay.
Starting point is 00:07:53 So, Bunny Bread, you're deleted. But before you were deleted, you were a 21-year-old male, 4-year-old 4 female or something yeah 4 year old female also a 20 year old male well it's reddit I'm all of anime alright cool alright should we just jump right into
Starting point is 00:08:18 the accent we all want to do I mean you're a little bit ahead of us I'm not going to I've been pre-gaming alright good morning all okay okay okay alright alright
Starting point is 00:08:33 so I created this advert and profile for two reasons one gosh do I get so horny especially when watching wet and messy videos looking at the sexy sploshed in pics you know no I mean no I mean two
Starting point is 00:08:49 I love sploshing erotica and want to create all sorts of sexy sploshing fantasies one of my big dreams is to create my own sploshing studio a sploshing studio it's also known as a
Starting point is 00:09:06 bathtub. For only $50 a month, you can get Adobe Sploshing Studio. Fish splosh like cum in the bath? I love to make a go all messy with delicious and maybe not so delicious
Starting point is 00:09:23 thick, sticky, slippery stuffs. My favourites are mud. So it's delicious. You love mud. I love mud. Okay, so I discovered sploshing when I was about 14. I was cutie precocious for my age.
Starting point is 00:09:39 No, I was dyslexic for my age. I just typed in the bean search engine, lesbian mud sex. Wait, when did you do this? I'm 21 now, so it's fine. Yeah, Bing always existed. You're still young. Right.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Lesbian mud sex. And sure enough, I came across some delicious photos. I smiles wickedly. Bing, what did you do to us? Oh, it ruined me accent. All right. So there's pies. Nothing else needed for that.
Starting point is 00:10:18 All right. Cake. Cake sitting is so bye bunny bread it was so sexy he clipped out of the universe open a rift in time sexy especially
Starting point is 00:10:41 if it includes grinding the cake and then also ice cream yeah who loves ice cream i loves ice cream uh paint slime spaghetti titanium white put it in my mouth spaghetti baked beans mashed peas tomato sauce peanut butter mustard porridge or oatmeal. Oh, okay. I'd like to give a girl an oatmeal bath.
Starting point is 00:11:09 No. That's not what she meant. Yeah, that's exactly what she meant. Shaving cream. Delicious. Oh, just imagine a bed full of shaving cream. And you jump into the cream and just roll around in it. Rubbing it all over your body.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Your shorts getting sticky with desire. Soft, lusty whimpers escaping your own lips. Yeast infections. Yeast infections. I left that on my list for some reason. My list can go on forever. Anywho. my list for some reason my list can go on forever anywho i'd love love love to rp this or even talk about sploshing and looking at the sexy sploshing stuff no man if you love sploshing as much as i do send me a pm and let's get dirty
Starting point is 00:12:01 right in love uh so if user deleted ever shows up at your house, you just have to move into a new house. Yeah. I thought it was food. That house is ruined now. Yeah. You can't resell it either. It's just...
Starting point is 00:12:17 Apparently it's not just food. It's not just food. It's also just other wet things. Smearable items. Messy shit. Yeah. Well, I mean, we all love a good lunch gunge, don't we? I don't know what that is.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Gunge is just, they'll probably define it later. I won't spoil it for you. Oh, good. Yeah. Thank you. There's some mystery left in the world. For you, Lou. Just for you.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Why not whipped cream? Why shaving cream? It's the last part of the internet you have yet to unearth. I could tell you what Urban Dictionary thinks gung is. It sounds like it's a name for any thick...
Starting point is 00:12:58 There's one noun, a name for any thick, sticky substance that has no particular identity, or two verb, to gunge, to ejaculate. a name for any thick, sticky substance that has no particular identity or to verb to gunge, to ejaculate. Oh, yeah. Well, that wasn't what I was thinking of. That's disgusting, Boots. Thank you for ruining and lowering the tone.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Jade Lotus says the shit that comes from your dick when you ejaculate. The shit? You know the shit that comes from your dick. You shit out your dick, right? I'm always like, yeah, here comes the dick shit. Oh, that's so hot.
Starting point is 00:13:33 Oh, my dick is shitting. Oh, shit. Get ready for my dick shit, baby. Oh, this looks liquidy. Where do you want my dick shit to go on your tits? Oh, please, dick shit inside me. Oh, my dick is shitting. Oh, so hot.
Starting point is 00:13:55 So hot. Everybody calm down. I'm going to have to take a walk. Oh, man, my dick just shit all over. Oh, shit. Just shit in my pants. All right, all right, all right. I had some pre-shit.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Next up, Lou. Lou, let's go deeper. Let's go deeper. Oh, yes. What do you got for us? All right. Well, you know, I was just wondering if anybody's familiar with sploshing, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Splashing. Okay. I want to say splooshing, but that's wrong. Splashing on MDMA? My name is Fajax Jones. Fajax, yeah. And I originally asked different questions about this on the R slash MDMA subreddit board about and the R sex board
Starting point is 00:14:48 until I discovered that the R sex on drugs is a thing. This is a pretty useful Reddit y'all got here. Oh no. I hope that's a document someday. Either in the hopper or in the future. My girlfriend and I, 27M and 28F
Starting point is 00:15:05 Cool Want to do MDMA and roll around In a kiddie pool of flavored lube In my apartment That sounds very expensive Like an entire Kiddie pool of flavored lube Yeah
Starting point is 00:15:20 I feel like a couple ounces of lube Is like several dollars Like that seems, okay, alright Incognito window Yeah. I feel like a couple ounces of lube is like several dollars. Like that seems, okay, all right. All right. Incognito window. Idle rich, I guess. Surprisingly, I googled splooshing on MDMA slash Molly slash ecstasy,
Starting point is 00:15:41 and I didn't see any instances of someone trying this. Maybe we're just weirdos? Weirdos? In my sploshing forum? of someone trying this. Maybe we're just weirdos? Weirdos? Am I splashing for them? I have zero experience in this field, so I have about a million questions. Anyone ever tried splashing on Molly? Does flavored lube work well?
Starting point is 00:16:00 For what? For what? Weight gain? For, you know... Cavities? What? Rolling around in a kiddie pool in a living room. Oh, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Seemed ideal to roll around in since it's edible, delicious, and obviously a suitable lube. But is there anything else that could fit the bill that would be cheaper and just as fun? Oh, wow. Oh, so. For the cheaper and just as fun? Oh, wow. For the cost-conscious weirdo? Not edible. White vinegar, I guess? That's a bit stingy. Can you mix the two together?
Starting point is 00:16:38 I have a lot of cuts. Safety cleanup-wise, what should the setup be like? Kitty pool with a tarp underneath and towels everywhere? Thanks in advance. In advance. Hello? Hello?
Starting point is 00:17:01 I better go post in like a fourth Reddit. Yeah yeah find another reddit start my own unanswered questions this is outrage but this seems like like he has just no concept of how anything would work
Starting point is 00:17:22 how nothing works like this is a perfectly doable thing. Although I think you would run out of... It would be boring. Maybe not. Maybe not on Molly. You would lose interest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:17:36 It's edible! So this document was put together by The Lizard, and it goes all over Reddit. And The Lizard actually points out, i promise i didn't search for the word cake when producing this document it just kept coming up um but like okay so the thing that we just read the splashing and mdma um that was from r slash sex on drugs and i would say all of the content on r slash sex on drugs is, has everyone ever had sex on drugs? Fucking squares.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Hello? Is it cool? You gotta say swim sex on drugs. Has anybody, yeah. Swim is thinking about having sex on drugs. Is it cool? Yeah. Kratom.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Has anyone had an experience with this and our feedback on sexual enhancement? I'm really happy. I took it. I'm not a dick. The sex was okay, but now I can't shit, and I'm addicted to Kratom. Small price to pay for shitty sex, really. When you say shit, do you mean shitting out your dick? Yeah, the dick shit.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Sploshing the poop and sploshing the bad cock. Yeah, I couldn't shit, and then I also found I had trouble with my dick not shitting. Oh, no. All right, all right, all right. Next up. Dick constipation is the worst. Constipation. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:04 What you got there? Hello, I'm intellectual kinkster. This is from our BDSM community. Sploshing fail. This was my birthday weekend, so being the lovely perverted kinksters my partner and I are, we went
Starting point is 00:19:20 grocery shopping to prepare, which included getting a cake. Now, I love sweets. I also love food play and sitting on cakes. It's one of my favorite ways to celebrate. Are there other things that you sit on to celebrate, like chairs? Yeah, I went to my niece's birthday party and I sat on her cake, too.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Oh, okay. I'm celebrating your birthday. This is how I celebrate. A gift is better. Yeah. I gave the gift. Of a ruined cake. It's now more delicious.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Due to this, I was practically hyperventilating with excitement, perusing through the cake options. Miss, are you okay? I just... Does this cake fit my ass? Many cakes were also in the freezer as additional selections. The typical variety was there. Then we spotted a turtle track cake from among the freezer options.

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