The Fighter & The Kid - It's Official! Conor McGregor in the New Popeye Movie! According to Callen.. | TFATK Ep. 995

Episode Date: May 23, 2024

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen talk Bryan's peeing story, Terrance Howard on the Joe Rogan Experience, Jon Jones vs Tom Aspinall, Bryan's excitement over Conor McGregor allegedly in the new Popeye movie with Margot Robbie, current events around the world and much more! Gravity Defyer Shoes - Visit http://gdefy.com/ today and use code Fighter for $30 off orders of $150 or more Get your first month for a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/FIGHTER today. JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” at checkout for 10% off your first trip! Happy Hippo - https://happyhippo.com/pages/brendan-schaub Promo Code: TFATK for 20% OFF for LIFE! Fieldcraft Survival - https://fieldcraftsurvival.com/fighter Use code: Fighter20 for 20% OFF Training and Product

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Couple things One, I'm gonna do an impression, tell me who this is One of my biggest pet peeves Alright, you tell me what's going on Your ex No

No, it's a guy. Okay. Your dad eating a banana. A dude taking a piss next to me at a urinal. You know those guys who have to be like... Oh, but they must have been... It's such a relief. I know.

But in their zone now... Like fucking shut up next to me. No, but you just like this... That's what this guy... It's all brrr. And you're just like, dude. I know. I'm right, but you just like this It's all and you're just like dude, I know I'm right but I get But like I pretend cuz we're just sure just today in the bathroom But first of all my pee I was in traffic for an hour and a half So I I had a piss so bad that I pissed I started pissing a guy came in took a piss

then another guy took a piss and I I finished when that guy right? And the guy just fucking, the second guy comes in. That is frustrating. Hey man, keep it to yourself. It's so frustrating. Yeah. It's so frustrating. It looked a little bit like chin. I'm not going to lie. Hey chin, chin. Yeah. I, I, you are a machine.

I don't think you've ever called in sick. I don't think you've ever not been here. He's unbelievable. Never call. I'm't think you've ever called in sick. I don't think you've ever not been here Unbelievable never call I'm talking about in what ten years Eight eight motherfucking years this guy miss has never missed and there's only two people in this room. I've never missed in that crazy That fucking hey, dude, that cool. Hey, dude now chins also a terminator. He's a terminator. Yeah, actually I don't these human I think if he pulls his face off every once a month and they that there are propellers and wires that they kind of like Fix and stuff. I don't think he's he's definitely a cyborg. Yeah, are you from general dynamics?

They're from Boston Dynamics Boston Dynamics general dynamics Dude and I caught a McGregor video like dude since I couldn't Jay was like he Brian was just doing a bit about the car video and I go dude. He's dead serious Jay goes no I go yeah, he's that stupid I had I had a dream that Jay got in a huge fight last night how weird and then I start up I stood up and I Said I got you I got you over here I was gonna get the other flank and I remember that's all I

Possibility his nuggets lost. Oh, that's right. Oh, he's prickly feller when he's not loose I won't hear from for about three days. He has to cool off. Mm-hmm He thinks I jinxed him cuz we're up 20th, but it's over. I'm not watching anymore And he goes you ate it you jinxed us like what? Yeah. Oh, yeah, because oh, yeah God Oh, yeah, cuz I could handle handle joking going cold. I can handle Murray missing shot. What the fuck are you talking about? You might be right. And maybe I shouldn't have done it on the Drake for the, for the night.

I'm trying to get a sense of flow right now, dude, cause it's here's what's crazy. If you took magic mine, you wouldn't have thought that that horrible AI fake trailer for the more clearly real. I would have had my new tropic. What's cool is there's a lot of fake AI out there, you can't tell what's real, what's not, but if you use Magic Mind, you get there. Take your mental performance shot every time, every single time. I'm so addicted to this. I like the taste. Here's my thing, our boy who's the creator of this, can I get like a big gulp size of it? Nope. That's the thing. So I- You can take too much.

Well, I'll tell you this about Magic Mine. I believe they're coming out with a can like this. And it's fucking delicious. But it tastes like this? No, it's delicious. No, no, no. I mean, this is delicious. I'm sure that's great.

What's our boy's name? It's even better. I don't want to miss the name of it. It's even better than this. What's our boy's name? James for sure, right? James. Yeah, you know how you like look forward to the taste. There's something about it, right? Yes It's it's it's got that as a kid and even to this day. There's nothing like more than a fresh cut lawn

Yeah, it feels like I'm drinking that but it's sweet. Yes, like heaven's lawn. So I taste like heaven's lawn James Can I get a big gulp size of? You would do it the problem with you is you'll drink five of these. Now what he'll tell you is- Oh, this is my third one. It was like five or six at night and I was like, can I take one? He goes, don't do that right now. Don't.

Oh, I can. You can. But he's like, it's morning. Morning with coffee is best. But if you have to call a fight or something like that, a magic one. Oh, I rarely, I mean, I drink maybe half a cup of coffee now and then to these Yeah, and your boys move in move in dude. I take one of these if I take five I sound like Terrence Howard on Jerry dude. How about I had to stop it?

I didn't you know Rogan's like our brother absolutely love him. God bless them I'm glad you bring this up. You know when someone's talking at you not to you Yeah and you bring this up. You know when someone's talking at you, not to you? Yeah. Joe didn't even get a word in most of the time. This dude, it might as well have been in fucking Portuguese. Yeah. Some of the shit he was talking about, I was like, hey man, now is he a smart, articulate dude?

Maybe, I don't know what- I think he's crazy. You think? Yeah. I don't know what the fuck he was talking about. Right, if he came on this show and was like, if I was like, I wouldn't ask this, but if I did, if I was like, what was your first memory? He goes, I was falling and I woke up in my mother's room and I went, thank you.

Thank you for your time. We're going to go to Kurt and Ben's time. Thank you for your time. And not only that, not only that. Because you're crazy, right? So I had two mathematicians call me and say, the world has gone crazy. We have an actor now who's taught, he knows some stuff. And so what happens is he starts talking and none of us know what's going on.

They do. And they're like, no, no, no, no. So he's, but what's amazing about, you know, good actor, good actor. For those mathematicians, I bet it's like when my dad's talking about fighting to me. That's exactly fucking right. And he said that. He goes, he said, he goes, this fighting to me. That's exactly fucking right. And he said that. He goes, he said, he goes, this is like me. This is what he said.

He goes, this is like me telling you about fake kung fu. It's me showing you a video of a guy who doesn't touch somebody and they fall. But that's assuming you know kung fu. That's assuming you know kung fu. Yes. None of us do. And so, but listen, I'm old enough to remember remember I'm old enough to remember when in the 80s and the 90s before the UFC came along When somebody was a master in kung fu these stories about him touching you falling we all believe them

Yeah, we all believe them when you watched enter the dragon you saw Bruce Lee do a hook kick and knock a dude out and send him Flying we believe that shit. Yeah, you are stupid. Did you not believe that? Never. Since I was a kid. Never. You never believed that? No. You didn't believe that there were guys who could fuck you up though? Yeah. Martial artists who could punch you and knock you out. Maybe. I knew John Claude Van Damme. I couldn't fight even as a kid. Wow. That I knew too. Like in the movies I'm like, ah, whatever. Yeah. But Bruce Lee had everybody convinced one way or another. His one inch punch punch because the demonstrations all that Yes, I get it. Yeah, you guys didn't have the information right now. No what I'm saying is

What would you do if he was in here talking all that stuff? I was just like I'm just gonna let him go God bless him. Yeah, he wants to give anybody a voice But I'm like, yeah, that's cool. You're talking about chlorine and this being and whatever Hey, when's the next fucking hustle and flow coming out? Yeah, well, so here's what I think Terrence Howard's a hell of an actor Oh great amazing actor and obviously be a little crazy, but also also I think how many times has Terrence Howard been married? Let's just go through it. I think what you're looking at is a man who's so colossally narcissistic that he has the temerity to get on four times,

younger than me. He has the temerity to get up, God bless him, has the temerity to get up and say, I invented, ready for this, a new kind of math, Brendan. I invented a new kind of math. I love it. Now only an absolute, somebody with a messianic complex, he has a messiah complex, you've got to think that you are literally the second- Well remember when Connery was going to come up with a different alphabet? You know that? Yeah, yeah.

This kind of insanity. It's a different level. It's a form of insanity. And his, and look, he's a very colorful guy. He's obviously a really interesting dude, but- He's a smart dude, articulate like that. To know all that shit, you gotta have your shit together. Also a little unhinged.

Yeah, a little crazy. But I think anyone that good at acting's a little... If you've ever met like a really good actor, they're a little crazy. Yeah. They should play somebody else, they're constantly playing different characters, and they get so good at it, you gotta be a little fucking bad shit crazy. Yeah, didn't he have some real issues with different substance abuses? All is fine. I just think it's amazing.

You also grew up with a father who went to prison for manslaughter. Like he's had a tough go. Yeah. He's a hell of an actor. He's a hell of an actor. Just cocaine. Actually, no one does that. It's fine.

He's fine. It doesn't matter. Look, the guy is, the guy is, um is The guy basically got on Jerry and said I invented a new math and my first memory was falling into my mom's womb Yeah, I was so pleased but that's why Joe's great because he entertains it He actually, you know, he lets everyone do their thing and God bless them. There's a platform for that He'll give you a rope. He gave him all the rope and then also Either Terrence Howard's bat shit crazy or we're just all stupid and he's onto something. So, I did see someone post,

I forget, someone posted something like, first five minutes of JRE and the guy was like zoned out. And then I was reading the comments and a lot of it was supporting him. Like, no, he's onto this, you guys just on the edge. All those mathematicians. Yeah. No, so the thing that my two mathematicians friends told me is that what he does is he,

he said, well, he does is you, you add stuff in there that's true. So for example, the pediatric periodic table that we all use is not actually the real periodic table. It's a simplified version. There are different periodic tables. So there are certain things that are true. If you read enough, you will pick up on enough to be dangerous.

But it doesn't mean that you're coming up with math that can be applied to the physical world and all that stuff. Yeah, that shit was wild, man. Yeah. But again, it almost took them back to school. You know, when your teacher, they're just, they don't want to be there. They're just trying to get through AP chemistry and they're talking at the class, not to the class and you tell no one's picking up on it, but they just

got to get through the goddamn lesson and get the collect the paycheck. Yeah. That's what I felt Terrence. It took me back to like that, that AP chemistry, like, give you let me none of this is gonna. Let me give you actually an example using football as Truth where somebody could use could say something true that has no relevance watch this you guys are playing football big games on the line and Is the first down is not a first down its game of inches, right? on the line. And it's a first down, it's not a first down, it's a game of inches, right? And they take the ball and then they move it and it just misses by first down, so with the fourth

down the team loses because they didn't convert. A mathematician would come along and say, excuse me, guys, where you're marking the ball according to my instrumentation is not correct. On the globe, you said it was here, it's actually not, it's actually here, and when you pushed it there, you see how whereas Nefel, you're actually not taking into account the curvature of the Earth. There are ways to do where you know.

Yeah, there's ways to push the boundaries. And all of us would go. That makes sense. Hey dude, I don't give a fuck what you're talking about. Yeah, that's not. We're playing football. Yeah, those aren't the rules.

It's the same thing with the economy, it's the same thing like, you know, the economy, now you guys are, your economic equations are. Well, you can skew anything that's going to be biased into your favor. There's with the economy. It's the same thing like, you know, the economy, now you guys are, you're, you're economic Well, you can skew anything that's gonna be biased into your favor. There's a whole economy. There's a whole different, especially with the information out there now on social media Whatever opinion you have, you can go down a rabbit hole But then that's why you get, you know, extremists Like if you have one view you're gonna find someone with those views and they're gonna and they've been doing a lot longer

So they're gonna have more information and you go, oh, that's right. Oh my God, that's right. And another thing, so it just keeps confirmation by it. Well, how about I give you this? In colleges now, if you said a man cannot menstruate, a man cannot breastfeed, you would be considered a bigot and you might get censored and you might even get, you certainly might lose your tenure as a professor, right? That's called chaos. But even would that be, is that happening? Yes.

Does that happen at the majority of schools? No. So that's confirmation bias on your end there. Going to colleges, you're going to colleges? That's not happening at University of Colorado or Colorado State. Well, actually though, the orthodoxy now, the orthodoxy. So if the CDC is giving men drugs to lactate, and that milk causes heart problems in babies,

but the CDC is still doing that. You're saying colleges? I'm talking about the Center for Disease Control. I'm talking about the FDA. I'm talking about these major institutions that are adopting gender radiology. Now we're dealing with, and even colleges. But yes, it is, there is pushback. There's confirmation bias there, but then also,

so those men that are taking these pills, you know how many men there are that are taking those? I bet you it's less than a hundred. About three. I mean, I'd say less than a hundred in the world. And we're talking like, oh, this whole change. No, no, I think people are objecting to a major scientific body is, is, is not only acknowledging it. It's weird. The scientific body's bedding the knee.

That's the alarm. You're like, what are you guys doing? Now is a huge issue. No. And there's some bat shit crazy dudes that think they can pump milk out of their tits. All right. They're bat shit crazy. They're probably going nowhere. Fuck them. Let them do their thing. Right.

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It's chaos when it is and it is it don't you're right? It's awful But is it actual chaos like in the grand scheme of things? I think that's how chaos starts in some ways chaos is in ukraine and gaza like that's yeah fucking problems Yeah, dudes taking pills getting their tits and suck, youits, and baby sucking it, those guys are mentally ill. Well, now watch this. But the problem is you can't say that. So in any major corporation, any major corporation, Google, you would lose your job, technically, if you posted that, if you tweeted that.

If you were a professor, you could lose your job technically if you posted that if you tweeted that if you were a professor you could lose your job certainly put On leave so this is what I'm saying is that that that in fact These small radical forces have a lot can do a lot of mischief Yes, and know if you allow like if you're a professor or if you're working at Google Why are you posting it who gives a fuck? Okay, we the majority that 99% of America knows that's bat shit crazy. Of course. We don't need to post it.

You post it. Of course we're all, we all know what's going on. Well, I think it's the elephant in the room. It's like, okay, but see, we're getting, but we're getting into a point where anybody can get a platform and say crazy shit. And it's like, you know, doesn't mean you get attention though. Right. It doesn't mean you get attention though. But I feel like you start losing the ability to orient around the actual truth, which is

our biggest problem. That's what I worry about. So, nobody trusts anything. If you get enough conspiracy. Look, you telling me that everything's a lie doesn't get me closer to the truth. That's my other thing with conspiracies. You's like you guys tell me everybody's lying. Not all can be a lie. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's like, all right. So anyway, but that, that I have

to listen to, I only listened to a little bit of the Terrence Howard thing. How much did you listen to? I got through 20 minutes. I went, man, I just don't want to live like this. I turned it off. Yeah. Again, you know, Rogan did a thing. It's incredible. It's, it's, it's, for some people it's interesting again. He might just be at a different level than us He's working on a different plane than we are and he's doing his thing and he's the smart one. We're all idiots all good

I mean, I don't I wouldn't shame the guy like do you man? He's killing it. Well, I told my friend as a scientist I said who's a mathematician I go you need to go debate him my friend is a scientist, I said, who's a mathematician, I go, you need to go debate him so that you can show everybody like what you mean. You don't complain about it, go debate. Here's the problem with that is you're going to have the mathematician, he's probably horrible at debating, but whatever, have numbers, right? He's a numbers guy. Like the mathematicians aren't the best speakers, right? I know some of them. No, I'm sure there's some. So there's that guy, he believes one thing, Terrence Howard believes this thing. They're going to go back and forth and argue. The people that side on this are going to

side on that no matter what. Math is different. But you can flex it so it's not, right? So those people that are showing to what Terrence Howard's talking about, and then there's the mathematician, the mathematician could be absolutely 100% correct. It doesn't matter. Well, the idea of the math is this black and white. It is the ultimate black and white, right? It's the ultimate. So you can force somebody to prove their theorem. And you know, that'd be a fun podcast. Give me a fucking warm bath and a razor. Who's going to watch that? Yeah. I also, here's the other thing, I don't give a fuck. Do your thing, Terrence.

Mathematician, do your thing. Well, that's the thing about, see, I disagree. I think all of this has damaging effects, but overall. If you let it. No, no, no. If you let it. No, no, no. I listened to Terrence Howard, you know what it did for me?

I went, okay. No, no, but that it. I went like this, okay, oh cool, McDonald's. Yeah. I'm not thinking, oh, the that it like this. Okay. Oh cool McDonald's. Yeah I'm not thinking all the world's gonna crash. This is horrible He's gonna get so many followers and people start believing his math. Yeah, no, dude I still think that if you say who gives a fuck There there are you get things like COVID you'll get things where things get carried away and you'll get you'll get a whole bunch Of people with a bunch of opinions

Before you know we're all in masks for two two years, etc, etc Then you got stiff then you got a backlash to that, right? Then you get then you get an unhealthy backlash saying everything's a lie. So that that's what I worry about Now when comes the math like that But you think this is you think Terrence Howard is this the first time someone disagreed with an actual mathematician? I mean, it's just across the board. It's just now they have platforms and But you think this is you think Terrence Howard is this the first time someone disagreed with an actual mathematician? I mean it's across the board. It's just now they have platforms and and Listen Terrence Howard has been like this his entire life dude

But the only reason he came across our radars because he went on our good friend show other than that. There's Thousands of Terrence Howard's dude. There's all of it But now there's a platform and the only reason you found out about it, he went on Rogan. It's incredible. It's incredible. It's only incredible, I don't mind it. If I'm an actor and I go, I created a new math.

You know what I do? Hell yeah, dude. Hey, where's the food at? I don't give a fuck, dude. You're into this weird math and that's your thing. Does it make you happy? Are you hurting kids? Killing people?

No, do your math, dude. I think it's a complete waste of time, but you might enjoy it. He's also in a bigger tax bracket than us, so maybe we should do his math. What if he's a genius and he invented a new form of propulsion? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

There's always the exception. Maybe it came to him in a dream. The guy who's dressed as fuckin' Moana at Disneyland came here to be Morgan Freeman because he's going now Morgan Freeman used to be Thor like alright Well, maybe there's one greatest genius of all time. Yeah, maybe smart Albert Einstein But again, I'm only worried about if people put the energy into it, you know, I'm saying Well one thing's where you put your energy. Physicists have crazy arguments. Crazy arguments. I fall asleep though, man.

Not yet. Yeah, because an electron moves this way and that way. Yeah. So in other words, like two realities can happen at the same time and all they do is have these crazy arguments. Oh, yeah. I mean, like, like, like, fuck you, you're an idiot, that kind of stuff. But again, this happens in every single facet of everything.

Fighting? No, no, no. No, fighting. happens in every single facet of everything. Fighting? No, no, no. No, fighting, I post something about Tom Aspinal, John Jones. You go through the comments, it's, they think this thing, this guy thinks this thing. But you know what I love about fighting?

You can prove it. You can get it in the ring. We'll see what happens. Yeah, but even whether it's the Boston Red Sox, the Yankees, like you post about them, you're gonna get to, there's teams. I like what you said about Aspinal Jones it's a hot take yeah but what people don't realize they're like oh you think asked on beat John Jones the goat I'm

saying the today may whatever the fuck we're on may 20 today's the 22nd May 22nd the Tom Asimov of May 22nd 2024 and the John Jones of May 22nd 2024 I think he has a good chance of beating him now in his because I don't think John's in his prime he's older he maybe has two fights left now if we go back you know six seven years John and his prime if he came to heavyweight yeah overall like they're both both in the peak of their primes, John would win that fight. I'm talking right now.

Here's a better question. I'm talking right now. Would you say, I would say this, would you say John Jones has never fought anyone like Aspinall in terms of size, power, technique, as a Jiu Jitsu guy and a boxer? He's fought, that's the thing about John like that's the reason he's the greatest of all time because he has fought the best of the best and he's beat all of them. He's fought guys in certain aspects that are better like Gus Finn in his prime you know one of the best men ever, Grace the Octagon. He beat him on it basically a two-week training camp and then knocked him out after that. Yep. Uh, in the rematch. So maybe, you know, the stuff he did with DC, uh, you know, I beat everybody. Serial guns. No joke. No, he might've choked.

I don't know what happened there, but his grappling is a joke, but, um, yeah, I, it's tough to say cause that heavyweight, it's just a different animal. So that's what I'm saying. Like if it was that light heavyweight, yeah, that's a bad shit, crazy bad heavyweight, we don't know how good John is. We saw him for 20 seconds, he's older, he looked heavier, he didn't look the same, we have no clue. I know what Tom looks like.

I know what he did against Sergey Pavlovich. We've seen this dude show up, he's a fucking beast. And there's a reason guys aren't fighting. That's all I'm saying. They're not fighting for a reason. It's not because he's not famous enough, doesn't have enough TikTok followers, isn't great at whatever the hell you like on Twitch,

all that shit. No, it's because he's so goddamn scary in that octagon and they can make more money fighting other guys. It's prize fighting. And I'm not saying John's not making the right choice not fighting them. It's obvious why people are avoiding them. It's weird.

Super weird. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah, he's a nightmare. Today was career day at school and so you gotta dress up what you wanna be when you get older. And so you got to dress up what you want to be when you get older. And, uh, Joanne was like, gosh, you're putting like

a suit and tie. I'm like, what? Let them decide. I thought it'd be cute if they were suit and tie. Cute as fuck. I was down for that. But, uh, she's like, I'm wearing a baseball uniform. All right.

Do you think? Yeah. If you want to be a baseball player, wear a baseball uniform. Yeah. So he dressed, uh, uh, his favorite baseball uniform. Yeah, so he dressed up his favorite players Bryce Harper So he just of it Bryce Harper. He's not a Phillies fan. They even know where it's at All the comments everything popped up Okay, we'll watch it after but so this is a picture yeah, that's great cuties

Then of course then of course, he's so bossy just wants to be Like his brother Hey, um chin you did you get that those? terrible wounds on your legs from sports No, not sports from a bike from what electric my electric bike But it wasn't me riding it was me trying to get it over a log at a camping trip And then when I hit the throttle Yes, maybe you take the bike. I mean, yeah, man. Have fun literally and then I go. Okay, cool

And then next thing I know on his Instagram story crashed the fucking bike and his legs the bike was fine This is my legs just got checked up. Yeah, I was like, all right. Well, that's a spazzy move, but I appreciate that I can't believe that I What? The kind of McGregor thing? Yeah, that's all I do I can't believe that I fell for this fucking... The Conor McGregor thing? Yeah, it's incredible. That's all right, dude. Incredible.

That's how it goes. Hey, did you see Conor McGregor is in the new Popeye? Starring with Marv and Ronas in Popeye. Pick that up. That is massive. Yeah, and starring as Popeye the Sailor Man. Popeye was an Irish. I'm getting ready for a new adventure, Oli.

It's so fake from Ronas. How fake is that? Popeye the Sailor Man. Popeye was an Irish. I'm getting ready for a new adventure, Oli. It's so fake from Rodin. How fake is that? Look at that. That's alright, B. You're older though, dude. That's why they do it, man. That's why they do it.

Never underestimated the power of a green leaf. The power of a green leaf? It's Bluto again. Yep, that's the one I saw's what i saw sorry buddy well they got brian callen fuck it's all right man that's why they do it they'll get you dude they had that no we know i watched on the corner and see they was he was from roadhouse I'm a corner and see that was he was from Roadhouse Hey, did you see

So I can't believe it. That's how it works, too, you know Talking all this shit. I was like damn dude. He like this fake information out there is driving me crazy Hey, did you see Connors in the new movie? Don't underestimate the power of a green leaf olive. It's wild, dude. I was like, that's a good line. It's great that they're turning spinach into. It's so wild. You fell for that. Oh, god. That's fucking crazy.

Yeah. But back to John, too. The other thing, too, did you see, be that he, again, it could be fake. It's so easy to create fake DMs these days. But he was DMing fans talking shit to him about not finding Tom and fighting Stipe, and he was fucking lighting him up.

He was like, I own two mansions in New Mexico, my wife fucks me every night. It's like, it's not a flex, dude. Like, my wife fucks me every night, you know? He was like, I'm gonna beat Stipe and then ride off into the sunset. He's like, you probably live, you work nine to five, live in apartments. Like, oh man, this ain't gonna win you any fans, bud.

Like making fun of like, you know, blue card. Do you think he'll ride off in the sunset when he fights Stipe? It's been a weird run. I don't know. Greatest of all time. He's not that active now, but yeah, greatest of all time. I would hope he doesn't yeah, but they get but again

I was hoping he'd fight Francis and that never came to fruition Yeah, and it seemed like it was more of a John the biggest challenges aspen off. He fought a spinal It's like I mean he has nothing else to prove but but that's the other if but let's say you're John's management You'd probably go Yeah, Tom as far as like North America is not the biggest star, he's the toughest challenge, you're the greatest of all time, it's really not worth the risk. Yeah, you beat him, maybe make 10 mil,

but fight Stipe, make whatever you're gonna make, and then be done with it. Now, if Tom just completely dominates and takes over and becomes the face of the UFC, then I bet John would come, this is what's gonna happen. John's gonna beat Stipe, get on the mic, hey, I retired, maybe if these other guys build up I could come out of retirement, but I'm done.

So he's gonna retire, he's gonna say he's retired, and then Tom's gonna do his thing, and then everyone's gonna be begging for it, then he's gonna go to the UFC, like, back up the Brinks truck, and I'll fight him. And I bet he fights Tom. Yeah. So I bet he fights Stipe, fake retires to play his hand, then forces UFC to pay him

a truck ton of money to fight Tom. How old is John now? 36? 47? I think 36, 37. But also Aspinal has to beat Curtis too. That's a serious injury too. 36.

Aspinal has to be Curtis first and Curtis is no cursors tough. Like stylistically, Curtis blades is his toughest matchup. Like Chris plays a motherfucker because they, this is a rematch. Cause the first time they fought, um, curse do a kick and then Tom stepped back and blew his knee out. ACLM, like blew everything out. Yeah.

Yeah. That's crazy. Um, that that fucking pack injury is no joke. It takes a long time. Not terrible, especially today's AJ. It's not the end of the world. I mean, it's not good when you tear your peck off, but. And, and when is that fight, the steep head fight? Uh, not till October. Massacre garden stuff for a while. October, November, I think. So he said November November I think so he said November 9th right said November 9th MSG, but then deleted it right away. That means it's November 9th MSG. Yeah, right Around the game too long. He announced it and then Pulled it because the UFC gets pissed if you announce it before them. Yeah, I Mean it's a long time to go between fights a long fucking time He but he's not that active anyway, you know for a heavyweight It's all good. Yeah where he's at

Gets it done And I don't think steep a spot in how long a While like three years, I think that's why it makes sense. Like that's the only I'm not mad at the fight I just wish you know, they'd throw tip Tom Aspin all bone like Tom and Stipe should have fought right when John got hurt. All right, John's out, let's not wait on that, fight Tom. I'm telling you, the reason why they're not fighting him is because he'll beat the shit out of him. Like Stipe's going, whoa, hold up, now I lose that,

I missed the John fight, that's my cash cow. Same reason why Chandler's not taking a fight. He waited basically two years for Conor, he waited forever. So with Stipe, he's like, I don't have many left. This is a huge payday. And don't get me wrong, John's a monster, but I'd rather fight John than fucking Tom Asimov,

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you're not at our level. He's like, I get that. I'm trying to get the fucking belt. Like, what do I gotta do? So, but once John and Steve get out of the way, because there's a tight bottleneck, it's just holding the division up. Those two old heads have to fight,

and then it's gonna be wide open. Because John will retire, right? He's a champion, but he has to vacate the belt Toma fight insert whoever you want for the for the belt He'll become champion her rain there for a little bit and then John clubs that retirement boom and the story And the story dude here we go any other stupid fucking questions, but here we go End of story dude. Here we go. Any other stupid fucking questions, bud? Here we go Dude I got this would you have you don't give fuck about cars. You definitely do it. It's my question Maybe this question for chin and some noise You just you'd like I don't care

Let me ask me and let me see if I so you so you know I put on those like they're super like custom Wide-body carbon fiber fenders on the front and back of my TRX like they're wild looking so I'm trusting this guy So let me tell you about this West fab there's is there's this guy West fab he does fabrication does custom bumpers Monster I have friends like Ryan at Kibitek, they're basically the Nike of fabrication. They do everything right up the street. That's my guy.

But he's made it. This dude's crushing it. He works with all the big dogs, builds all the best race trucks. He's the best of the best. Someone told me about this kid. My buddy Bert goes, hey man, there's this kid, I think he's 26, there's this kid

that does fabrication on trucks. Dude, he's so gifted. What is fabrication? It's adding. Fabrication is like. Adding like carbon fiber, for example. No. You're just basically modifying, creating something.

It's like, think about like, well, so like your car comes with a bumper. Yeah. The fabrication would be building a custom Y hand bumper, like off-road bumper, um, you know, roll cage stuff like custom, like one of one. So you can't go to the store and buy it's all fabrication from that. Yeah. Like monster shit. My boy calls me and say, Hey, I know you

want to do side exhaust on your TRX and the custom bumpers and all that. And he goes, and you know, all these other big time guys goes, there's this kid he's outside retro Cucamonga and he goes, he's young, doesn't have a name. He's the next thing. Oh yeah.

So I drive up there. I drive up there. When I tell you that it is, I've been in some shops, you know, dope shops, like Kibbe Text is crazy. Looks like fucking a Nike store. It's ridiculous, he has all these fancy machines and he does his thing, he's the pinnacle that everyone's trying to get to. I've been in some crazy shops.

I pull up to this kid's shop. You can't call it a shop. It's a dirt field. It's a dirt field with four steel posts and a tent. And then around it in this like, you know, kind of rough neighborhood around it are 150, $200,000 trophy truck trucks he's working on. And but it's just this dirt lot. And I'm like, I ain't leaving my fucking truck here. Are you outta here, goddamn it. But I pull up and I see all the other cool trucks there. I'm like, all right, maybe he's doing something right.

I get out, again, young kid, talking to him. And he's like, yeah, man, everything, I love riding Kivitec, those are my idols and all this stuff. And he goes, I just bust my ass there man. I go hold we'll I get we'll call this field a shot for now but um it's just you doing all these like go to me my best friend. His friend comes out he's you know 26, 27 got the military right before COVID and he goes and they have families and he goes yeah dude we were you know working nine to fives and I was doing this at night just doing my thing. I've always always loved doing it. I'm passionate about it. You know, super creative kid. And he's like,

I know how to do it. My buddy's good at like defenders and all the body work. So, um, we were just doing it at night. Business started to pick up a little bit. He was in COVID hit. We lost our jobs and his buddy in the military, whatever, couldn't find a job. And he's like, what are we going to do, dude? And he's like, we got this skillset, man. We can't get a job. Like, let's just go all in on this and we get this dirt field, put up a tent and see what happens. And they start doing, they're good at social media.

They start posting, they start doing their thing. You know, certain guys in the off road come here like, damn, that's pretty dope. You guys built that? He's like, yeah. So they're slowly getting business, slowly getting business. Now they're busy all the time.

Now these two, these two young dudes, Mexican dudes who banked on themselves, they're working out of a dirt field, are putting out product like any big brand. They're going to get there. Like any big brand you can think of, they're putting out just as good quality. So they have my truck and I was- How long does it take them to do that stuff? Takes a long time on time I'm done. Yeah, long time. But think about this. I trust these dudes so much

I allowed them to drill a hole in my carbon fiber fender. So if they mess up, hmm That truck's ruined. Yeah, they all everything I'm doing It's because you can't carbon fiber is not like, you know fiberglass or aluminum where you can fix it and paint over It's it's over. My entire project is over. That's him drilling into my truck. Jesus. There you go. Wild. Yep.

Wild. All right. Nice. Well, congratulations on that. Your fabrication. I wish you luck on your truck. But here's the, here's, this should be your takeaway, stupid fuck, congratulations on that. Your fabrication. I wish you luck on your truck. But here's the, here's, this should be your takeaway, stupid fuck, right? Okay. And I'll show you a terrible AI thing that you're gonna think's real after this. But the takeaway should be it's two kids with a fucking work ethic and a skill that are putting out the same product. Most guys spend 200, 300,000 for and they went all in and they're doing I was a dirt fucking field

You found him. I didn't find him. My boy was like hey, you should look into him So I drove down there when I want to will they fabricate my Tesla? They won't but but I know you and I could have you absolutely not but I just want to add a little fin or something No, I want to just create a little wideness to my body. Just go to pet boys Hey, hold on. Call up. Call up Pep Boys and be like, hey, I want to be extra gay. No. Hey, do you guys have, you know, this is what you should do. Dude, this is the call. Hey, hello. Yeah, Pep Boys. Yeah. Hey, Pep Boys. Hey, listen, the test is just not gay enough for me.

You know how people dangle dice off the rear view mirror and they go, yeah, is there any way you could do like two pairs of nuts? Could you give me a pair of male nuts? Not just a pink shitter, just a heavy pair of nuts to dangle off? Not a synthetic, not like a flesh light, like on the back of it.

No, like a real pair of heavy black nuts. That's good. Yeah. Just big heavy black nuts. Yeah, ask them if they have that for you. And then put a stupid fin on it. real pair of heavy black nuts. It's good. Yeah. Just big heavy black nuts. Yeah. Ask them if they have that for you. And then put a stupid fin on it. Well, I just, I want a little bit more

of a macho thing going on. It's just not your thing, dude. But I want, I want like my Tesla three to look fucking dangerous. Boys, can you hook this up? Look at that shit right there, bro. Oh, that Finn. That Finn looks like he's actually perking his ass

and looking to get. Dude, this is gonna hurt. This is gonna hurt, but these are facts. This isn't AI, this is some fake Connor video. These are facts. You know those guys that take those pills and lactate out of their tits? You know they drive Teslas?

I didn't know that. Isn't that crazy? I did not know. But also, right? Well, no, because. Hey, you know they drive Teslas. I didn't know that. Isn't that crazy? I did not know but also right well No, hey, but also Right. No, dude, please be respectful of my Tesla. It's a car. I'm respectfully Look at that fan, bro Look at that fan your color Tesla to put some respect on my Tesla. I can do it dude, dude That's how you put respect on a Tesla

respect on my Tesla. I can do it dude. Dude that's how you put respect on a Tesla. Right there cause I, why do you have that R carbon fiber rear? Cause I don't want to catch air when I open her up. That's how I talk to other people. No dude then you gotta. I don't want to catch air when I open her up.

No you, it's for down force right stupid fuck? Yeah it's for down, it's down force. No you should do it like, hey let's meet at a car meet on Saturday, all the Tesla guys. And like, yeah, what are you gonna drink? And you say, for my tits, right? Because I take those pills so I can lactate so you guys can suck my tits, right?

No, it's not a tits sucking. It's not a tits sucking group. You know how there's coffee and cars? Is there a lactation station? You know how there's coffee and cars? Yeah. This is tits and Teslas. And then I go, oh shit, girls have their tits out?

And you go, no, it's the guys. And I go, oh, I don't want to go to that fucking car show. You don't come in and give us a shove around? No, no, no. I don't want milk all over my face. You don't go, here's my dick now. Hey guys, bring your Teslas and tits. And the guys go, yeah.

Come on, I don't want to be in that group. And they suck on each other's tits and then look at your quiet car as I take my No, but it's pure silent right because your cars don't make noise. It's just You guys want to hear me rev my engine and it was There's no engine. Yeah, and they suck each other's tits and then I'll go It's I don't hear a car by somebody sucking on something like oh, yeah, it's my boy Greg over there, he's sucking tits. He's sucking Dave's tits. You just hear a group of people going,

mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. And they go, get in line, dude. Your turn. Get in line. Your turn. Coffee and tits. And then when you walk in, everybody goes, ooh, a motor boy.

Oh. Ooh, a motor fabrication boy. Do you want to motorboat these tits? Here's an extra wide body. I go, no, Craig. You guys, he knows carbon fiber. It's all good, dude. It is what it is.

He's got tits. But the muscle guy. And then Brian goes, gather around, everybody. There's a new Carl McGregor movie coming out, right? Because that's also gay. And we watch the trailer? Yeah, and they suck each other's tits during the trailer. Sounds like a lot of tits sucking.

I know, it sounds like a nice meetup for your people, right? Why do you have to be so identity politics about this, dude? I'm not, those are your people. No, dude. We're on teams, right? But I got fucking Finn to keep the downward drag. We're on teams, and when China or Russia invades us, they're going to go, what's the move?

And they're going to go, we all know the softest people in America drive electric cars. So take them out first. Take them out first. That's what I would do. Take their houses. Just walk into their houses and take their houses as a sniper's nest, as a command center.

Yep. And then the general's going to go, now they're going to try to convince you to let them live by sucking on their tits. It's going's gonna go, now they're gonna try to convince you to let them live by sucking on their tits. It's gonna be weird, cause they're guys. Yeah, we go like this, hey, this is my house. And they go,

make me some, make me some borscht and some vodka. Make me dinner. And then you go, latte boys? Psst, psst. Do you mind if I use my Ted melt?

You guys cool with Ted melt? This is the most bizarre. Yeah, it is weird. Riff, all right, what do you got, Chen? Do you mind if I use my Ted milk? You guys cool with this? Bizarre. That is weird. Riff. All right. What do you got? Hold on one sec. Dude, tits and Tesla.

That's a that's a shits. No, no, no. Nope. Nope. See, that's why you fucked up with March. You put man tits Tesla. You can offend people. Yeah.

You put tits and Tesla tits and Teslas. Yep. You put tits and Tesla tits and Teslas. Yep Tits cars and coffee for the for the Americans, right? Yeah, and then tits and Teslas for tits Teslas for your people Tits and Teslas that's not a dope Carbine bad Tits and Teslas What's this? Dude? You don't think that would go viral? Dude, you're not gonna go to Tits and Teslas this Saturday? I like it.

And you're gonna get some guys that are gonna be, listen, we're gonna have to hire security. Cause you're gonna get some guys that are gonna be fucking furious cause they're gonna think it's tits and Teslas. And they're gonna get there. And they're gonna get there and they're gonna see some of your friends

with their tits out. With our half shirts. With our half shirts and our big nipples. It's gonna get violent. There's gonna be some hate crime? It's gonna be Rocky the first couple. Our hormone-induced nibs. Dude, the first couple months,

I mean, a little Rocky, not gonna lie to you. Yeah. We gotta have security. Yeah. Sign a waiver, I think. Insurance liability. I know, some big guys to keep us from getting shoved around.

Yeah, I don't know if those guys would do it though. We'll figure it out. It's all in the details. All right, think about it. Yeah. Thanks guys. Stresses me out now. It'll be coming here. It's on the deep. All right. Think about it. Yeah. Thanks guys stresses me out now be coming here. Um, Oh, whoa

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So for the listeners, if you guys are listening to this podcast with the majority of you do, this right now says, news reporter confronts a home seller whose listing reads no Asians. Hit it. But if the adverts last. No Asians, thank you. A local TV reporter's crusading instincts.

I'd just like to ask you a few questions about the House of Representatives. Well, I'd rather not answer it. Why not? Because I don't want to. instincts. It's a simple reason to kill Asians. Why don't you want Asians moving into your house? Because I don't like the Asians. That's all there is. You don't want them in your place? They're just my crooks. That's all there is. And that there's a law against what you're doing? Well, no one has told me that. And I mean to say even the Asians...

Do you think it's wrong? Even the Asians themselves, they said, I can have my sign up. If I can get a buy, I can sell it. But you won't sell it to an Asian person If they come up with a buy yes All they interested about is just to put the sign up Look at his hair Listen

They're not paying my license I haven't knocked them back Oh no, agents He's saying agents He means agents He didn't realize he spelled Asians in the fucking That's so good no agent no Asians off a guy It's so funny cuz me and brendan had the conversation on shop show

Yes, he was saying agents, but he sounded like asians. He was like asians. Yeah And then he told me he's like wait what he's like, no no agent. He's like, oh the report's like, oh It's good. He's like, yeah, that's what I said He's like well if an agent offers you money, he's like, yeah, if they pay the price, I don't care who lives here. He said, yeah, but he keeps saying no agents. He's like, no agents.

So funny. Oh, that's good. So your boy's dressed as Bryce Harper today and he is probably gonna be known as the wingman of the year now, guys. He helped a kid ask a girl to prom and the video's going viral. Oh, is going viral. Hopefully she said yes. I'm so sorry but who is Bryce Harper?

He's one of the best baseball players in the world for a long time. Yeah. Actually hugs him. Freak. Really? She hugged Bryce first. Here's my question. How's this kid know Bryce?

Why did Bryce do this? He said, so what I read is the kid just learned he lived in his neighborhood and knocked on the door and Bryce just happened to open the door. He's like, hey man. And he was and he was like hey you want to help me do this and Bryce was like yeah why don't you send me an email we'll figure it out but then Bryce goes you know what let's just go do this now. Yeah let's just knock it out now. That's so cool. That is so cool. Make sure you love him even more. You know how big of a freak he is? No. Oh my god dude. So he was born and raised in Las Vegas. Okay. Him and his

brother both played super, I mean freaks from the young age. I think in, uh, in the minor leagues, they're on the same team. They won the world series, the minor leagues, then Bryce, his brother's as a pro solid, but he's a complete freak. And they couldn't figure out last year that they can figure out. But last year in the, uh, I think it was in the semi-finals to get to the world series, they were asking the coach for the Phillies, like, why is it like Bryce, he'll have some injuries and a sit out or a miss games. But when all the pressure is on for whatever reason, he's at his absolute best.

So when I was like two outs, you know, two outs, bottom of the ninth bases loaded, you're down by three. He's like for whatever Bryce, like most guys, you know, they do well, but for whatever reason, he flourishes in that. Like he's just this fucking savage. Mormon. Yeah. Yeah. Mormon too.

He's got some God on his side. Vegas kid though. Bryce Harper. You've never heard of Bryce Harper. I have heard the name. I just, I don't watch baseball. No, I have. I just don't watch baseball enough.

Who's he played for? Phill baseball. No, I have. I just don't watch baseball enough. Well, who's he played for? Phillies. He played for the Nationals. He's with the Nationals. How long has he been playing? A long time.

So this is like not knowing Alex Rodriguez is this? He's up there. But what's weird, not weird, but Bryce Harper, Florida, there's certain athletes that translates over with the young audience. Bryce Harper, dude, like you know I'm around baseball kids and kids all the time, they all have the Bryce Harper underarm reclites, like he's their guy. Steph Curry for basketball, for the young kids, he's their guy. So for football, for football it's Tyree Kill, which is interesting, he's a receiver for

Miami, every white, black, Asian, Tyree Kill is their guy. Like when I was a kid, it was Junior Sal, which might have been weird on my end, or Steve Atwater, whatever. But for like Bo Jackson, Deon Sanders, Ken Griffey when I was a kid. Like those were the three big dogs. Jerry Rice, Montana, little bit.

Why is it Tyree Kill? Because he's so fast, what is it? You know what it is? Because everything he does, it like makes social media like clips because he like, you know, catch a 90 yard touchdown. He's so fast. So kids see those clips. So I think it's that. Bryce Harper, because he's just of that age. No, he's not that, I mean, he's not that young. He's been doing for a hot second. 31.

31. Yeah. I mean, he's not that young. He's been doing for a hot second. 31. 31. Yeah. I mean, like, look at him. He's like a symbolization of like American baseball, right?

Yeah. Like tall, gorgeous. What do you want me to say? You think he's a stud? Yeah, look at him. Oh, everybody. Come on. He's a stud, he's a handsome dude.

I mean, yeah. And, but you know what else? The reason why he translated, too, I think to a younger audience, he's also like, he's not cocky, but he has swagger. So he'll flip the bat. He'll talk shit Yeah, so I think that like he's not like shows up one in his clutch his club. Oh monster. Yeah fucking savage, yeah Yeah, one of my favorite players Wow, and he's tall big guy

Yeah, he's not he's not like super heavy, but he's probably was he 6'3", maybe? Yeah. Yep. Yeah. He's probably 2'15". Stunned. 2'10".

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But yeah, I think about it. He got drafted. You're the kind of guy. He got drafted in 2010. Dude, he's everybody's guy. Everybody's kind of guy Yeah draft in 2010 dude. He's everybody's guy. Everybody's gonna guy. Yeah When you're that special

The fascinating one is Mike trout Short like they say six tube no not chance short maybe six foot. Yeah, but I mean he's basically yeah babe Ruth of today He's so fucking good. Dude, I was at Nobu and he walked in, literally no one. He walked through like you, you know, was there no one. Really?

And I looked at my girl like, you know who that is? She's like, no, and she knows baseball. I'm like, that's Mike Trout. She's like, no, I'm telling you, that's Mike Trout. Looks like a farm boy, you know? Yeah, and he's a thick boy, huh? Yeah, and I'm an Angels fan, so it just sucks because it's just like a wasted piece of a marriage.

He needs to get out of there. He should, because they're just a terrible team. Horribly managed, they used to have Otani. They couldn't even win with him and Otani. Yeah. Look at Aaron Judge, 6'7". That's a real big boy. Yeah. That's insane.. Another big boy. Yeah.

That's insane. Dude, that's what's weird. Mike Trout says 6'2", not a fucking chance. Have you seen Ohtani in person? I'm 6'4". I'm right over 6'4". Ohtani's, I mean, fucking tall, man. He's big.

Yeah. I've seen Judge in person. He's huge. Massive. Yeah. That's a Tuve. He's a mystery too. Tuve is what, five, seven? That's a weird little difference.

Power hitter. Really? No, one looks, he looks like he should be riding him. He looks like a jockey. 100%. And Judge looks like a horse. 100% that's what it looks like. You're like, oh, there's human jockeys, that's cool.

Yeah. That ride horses, human horses. Five, six. Five, six. Good God. But, dude, power hitter. Power hitter. Oh, that ride horses human horses five six. Good God, but dude power hitter power Hitter Oh monster all to a Thing about the people that just passed him over for being five six. I'll do is got very big legs very strong. They're okay There's definitely bigger fire hydrant not but you would think more, you know, like Ivan Rodriguez for the Rangers back in the day

But he's just not Look at that so crazy tiny guy hilarious. He's tiger size right now And superstar stud tiny The more, you know The more, you know The more, you know, yeah, but bryce heartbreak can do no wrong. Is that in Philly, in Philadelphia, they say? So I don't know if he still has a house in Philly. By the way, the girl knows who he is. They, you know, typically be like-

Everyone knows who he is. Well, girls wouldn't necessarily, right? Everyone knows who he is. I bet if you live in his neighborhood. Oh yeah, if you live in his neighborhood. Especially if you live in Philadelphia. You know. Yeah, my wife is a Phillies fan.

For sure. Yeah, if you're just, even just casual fan, you know, Bryce Harper. Yeah. It was such a big signing when he went there from the Nationals. I mean, yeah, I wish Mike Trout would get the fuck out of Anaheim. It's so hard, man. Come to the Dodgers. Join the darkness.

We have all the money. What is this now? So, you know, I know we love Zach Baggins. That's my boy. So apparently he's conjuring the spirit up of a madam and it gets a little spicy on camera for the first time in the show's history. Spicy like how?

Like the spirit gets on and wants to go party. Let's see. Let's see it, man. I've seen every episode every season by the Might be jacking them off Damn even when they die their horse is ghost that a bitch That's the first first Terrence Howard now this dude don't do definitely compared Zack and Terrence Howard and now this dude. Do definitely don't compare Zack and Terrence Howard.

I'm just saying. I mean you saw it. Saw it. I mean. She got that money though first. That's what she went for first. She's all picking up the money then. Yeah I saw that.

That was, listen, if the machine says it, the machine says it. What's that machine called? Probably just a ghost reader. No it's a special thing. It says it. What's that machine called? Spies to Ghost Reader? No, it's a special thing. It's impressive. It's too advanced for you, dude. No, no, I'm just saying. Let's see that.

Let's see, that's what she looks, oh damn, back in the day. Rosie, all right. She's got some ears on her. Now you're not lying. That's 1948. It's the XLS camera, dude. Yeah. Those are the guys. I'm supposed to go back on the show.

Nice. So cool. Favorite show. That's your boy right there, right? Yeah, that's my guy. You take Brian with you? That'd be fun. I come.

The problem with Brian, he, you know, he's not going to buy into it. No, I'm open-minded. He's starting to hate me and shit. I'm open-minded. And he tells us about billionaires he knows and mathematicians and they're like, you know what? Just cut his mic out. What do you mean, dude? I'm open-minded and tell us about billionaires. He knows and should mathematicians and learn like, you know, I just cut his mind What do you mean, dude? I'm open You got to go to his haunted And in Vegas, it's so dope. That's great

Rogan goes every time he's in Vegas does he every time? I want to go his daughter's into that stuff Which I'm glad cuz she's kind of pushed him over time he's in Vegas. Does he? Every time. I wanna go. Because his daughter's into that stuff. Which I'm glad because she's kinda pushed him over where he's not so, you know, mean about it. Oh no. Yeah, this one's really sad, guys. This teen, I mean, like it says, accidentally killed himself while playing with a gun. Dude, dude.

You gotta fucking. Play it? I can't watch you. I mean, they're not gonna show it. But they just show the kid Play it? I can't watch it. I mean they're not gonna show it. But they just show the kid before it? Yeah. God, what was he thinking, man? Gotta not be stupid.

17 years old. Oh, man, 30 minutes. Oh, no, no, no. I don't wanna watch this. I don't wanna watch somebody's kid. Yeah, man. 17 year old kid from Virginia. What was he thinking?

I mean, obviously he's a young kid. He doesn't know anything about fucking guns. What happened probably typically is that he didn't know there was something in the chamber, right? So when you throw the magazine in and you pull it back, you got a chamber. He probably thought the magazine was empty, but there's one in the chamber. That's right. God damn it. And plus he's young. Like even That's right. God damn it. And plus he's young.

Like even me as a little kid, my dad taught me how to like take apart a gun, put it back together. And then when I was with my friends, when I was a teenager, I picked up a gun and I pointed at a friend like, what the fuck? Yeah. Fuck. Because you're a kid.

Yeah. And I learned it as I was growing up, all the dangers. The problem is that's a big boy gun too. Like where the hell do you get that thing? The most important thing if you have a gun in the house is education for your children. They have to know how to use a gun. They know how to shoot a gun.

And also keep it away from children. Yes, also having it in a locked safe. You know, having it in a safe, sure. Even when you're a teenager, keep it away. But teach them gun etiquette and a gun safety. They have to understand how guns work. But also you make sure they have zero access to it, no matter what.

Exactly, that's the number one thing, no access. That's terrible. Jesus Christ. Any other good news, Sinai? Well, we got a lot of current events today, okay? So now people are coming out of the woodwork, guys. So Diddy's former bodyguard is now saying he saw him be physical with a ton of different things.

Of course, what a surprise. Here's my thing. Where was this energy when you were working with them? Right. So now that it's trendy to come out and shit on P Diddy, which rightfully so, where were you when it mattered? Well, can I just say something? NDA?

All that stuff. You're also like, listen. But sometimes there's more important things than money and NDA. Then I'm sure that's how he felt. But let me tell you something else. I think a guy like this was dangerous. I think that, you know, I think that you're just a bodyguard, you're making a paycheck, you're

making a good paycheck. There's this weird world that you're in now. Now you can, you can tell the cops or you can tell on him. Yeah. The girls might not. The girls not going to corroborate your evidence. She's afraid that you, and you can get killed.

It sounds to me like this guy had people in the LAPD, et cetera. But here's the other thing, like pick any celebrity, like insert major celebrity we all love right now and let's say the bodyguard came out as a K, I saw insert major celebrity we all love. I'm not gonna say a name because I don't want to put somebody down like that. But let's say that bodyguard of that person we all love came out and was like, hey man, I've been his bodyguard for four years. I've seen him hit 10 women.

You'd be like, this guy's full of shit looking for a payday. So maybe it wouldn't matter, too. All of that. At least he's saying something now. You could get sued, right? Because all of a sudden the girl's not corroborating. Now you said something. there's a lot of stuff that goes on, man.

There's a lot of that shit. So this guy goes on to say I've seen him be physical with women about four to five times, quote, because it's a deeper anger when you're hitting and punching a woman in that type of manner, quote. Correct. Yeah, he's a piece of shit. Also, am I saying he's just four to five times?

How long was he a buddyguard? I guess that's just when he was around. Yeah. Yeah. When you go through life, life just paying your way out, I feel like he wasn't sorry about that. He might be sorry now that he got caught, correct.

But if that was a one-time incident, then I would say accept his apology. But I think his apology said what he thought people wanted to hear, correct. Everybody sees through that. Yep. Yeah Yeah, that didn't help him in any facet It's like negatives, so no, no, this is a talk we can like

No, let me see it. Okay, so this is a transgender person in high school in Oregon Taking a girl scholarship probably that's good. Yeah. Well, the high school in Oregon. Taking a girl's scholarship probably, that's good, yeah. Well the- It's high school. The crowd didn't really love it. No, I wouldn't either. You mean a boy, a biological male and female sports? Yeah. Let's see if there's a commercial though.

It's completely fucked up. 200 meter. Now to your point people boo it but it happens it still goes on because when you get laws passed and you can't not do it. That's changing though too. I hope so. There's certain states that are banning transgenders from competing in that. Says they won by two-tenths of a second. Yeah like Riley Gaines if you hear her talk, she was like, the other thing is, is like when that dude came over and transitioned to female, she goes, the difference is like in swimming, if you guys don't know swimming, she's no different than running.

So she goes, you know how there's like the long distant runners that run, you know, crazy hours and they're really good at that. But if you force them to sprint with me in a pool, I'm going to smoke them because I'm long distance runners that run crazy hours, and they're really good at that. But if you force them to sprint with me in a pool, I'm gonna smoke them because I'm good at sprinting. Men are built differently, so when that male came over to our event, notice he dominated in not only the sprinting aspect,

but also the long form too, which just isn't how it works. She's like, that's the problem, because they're physically different, so he can dominate all these different facets, where you won't see one woman who's great at sprinting compared to the long distance, it doesn't make sense. Hell yeah, Jen's computer's sick. Yeah, it's just too slow right now, yeah.

Anyways, you told the story, right? They're just booing. Yeah. So the transgender beats the hell out of the girls in high school, the crowd starts booing? Yeah, I transgender beats the how the girls in high school the crowd starts boring Yeah I mean the minute they cross the crowd should boo the crowd should boo that a boy who can't compete with other boys of Biological male is in girls sports see but I think I think times are changing

I'd say so the more this gets out let you see the crowd booing again The majority of America does not subscribe to this and they're gonna boo this. But the government is passing these laws because they think it's thing due and they're getting all this pushback and you're starting to see states now changing the rules. Sure, if democracy works.

Oh, because once they go, oh wait, everyone's not on board with this? And we go, no, they go, oh fuck, well. If it becomes a political liability. Yeah, it's a liability, so that's what you're seeing now. I don't think it's gonna be a huge issue in two years from now. No?

No. I agree. I don't think so. The pushback is insane. I played water polo and I swam in high school. And I'm just trying to think, if I was going up against a transgender female, I'd get rocked.

There's just no way, you know what I mean? So it's. But it's also common sense The people calling for this and never not sport either you get Yeah, I think majority people some responsibility falls on the school though. They don't have a choice. You put them in that position. I know they don't have a choice because then they'll get shut, their funding will get shut down if they don't play by the rules.

Well no, it's a discrimination thing. So that's the thing. When radicals get into the courts, it becomes a thing. And there is an ideology that a lot of school boards upheld and they're, because they're dumb as shit. And frankly, on the wrong side of history. Yeah. It'll change though.

Just one last one. This is a happier one. So this is Dana White. So there's like a thing that went viral about this guy going to an El Puyo Loco. I guess he's like a big social media guy and he offered him $100,000 in cash to quit his job at El El Pollo Loco. I guess he's like a big social media guy and he offered him $100,000 in cash to quit his job at El Pollo Loco.

And the guy's like, well, you know, I'll just play for you. Hopefully it plays though. First of all, you don't even know if that's real. Exactly, but so. But why is Dana doing it? Just a nice kid or something? Yeah, so I'll show you. For a hundred thousand.

Give it a sec. $100,000 cash. I'm serious. Give it a sec. I'm serious. Oh, you say no, I'm good. No, I'm not. I'm not. I thought you said Dana White. I'll tell you about the Dana White thing after you're not going to quit.

There's only three people working today. But your brand, you can get out whenever you want. So the video sucks. Anyways yeah, he doesn't want to like, he has to hassle his workers. If he leaves, he's going to be, you know, it's going to be tough for them to keep working. So he's like, no, I'm turning it down. It's a good dude, but he could be like, I'll take it after my shift. So that's why I can give him a heads up. Right now, he's like, no, I'm not gonna do it.

And then he gave him his order, like a water or something like that. So Dana White posted on this as well. And then Dana White ended up giving him $15,000. Come on, Dana. That's cool. It's not 100, though. It's a 75 net loss.

But I mean, 15K, and he has his drop still, too, so. Those Puyo balls, I ain't gonna make them pop. And apparently, this guy, so this guy that does this this apparently does it all the time He does like a bunch of gambling stuff So he makes a ton of money from gambling and he does this as videos and of course he makes you know money off videos Oh, did it wait hon did they give him 25 or 15 15 K? That's cool

Not a hundred no, it's cool though. No just as we could got you as I did that I do a daily It's pretty badass how many being loyal you be a carrier back workers. Yeah. No, it's cool though. No, just as a kid got, yeah. He was like, dude, that was awesome. I agree with Dana, it's pretty badass. How many people do that? You're being loyal, you're being, you take care of your coworkers. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, that's it.

That's cool. Good on Dana. And yeah, we got to bounce soon, so I think that's it. All right, kids, come see me. Danny Improv, Danny of Beach, Florida. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. See you there in Miami or that area. Zanies Nashville, June 14, 15, 16.

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