The Fighter & The Kid - Jesse ON FIRE's Breaking News on Ian Garry Drama | TFATK Ep. 948

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

Brendan gives an update on his newborn, we have a live call-in with Jesse ON FIRE to discuss new details on the Sean Strickland drama with Ian Garry and his wife, and the guys talk Dillon Danis' rende...zvous with 2 other girls before his fight with Logan Paul, a man jumping out of a Southwest Airlines plane and trying to steal a truck, Andrew Huberman shirtless for the first time (for Bryan) on Cam Hanes' show and much more! Goldco - Find out how you could get up to $10,000 in BONUS SILVER (while supplies last) at https://goldco.com/fighter or call 855-928-3489 now! House Of Macadamias - Get a free gallon of Macadamia Milk when you visit https://houseofmacadamias.com/tfak - just add milk to your cart with any products and use code TFAK Black Buffalo - https://blackbuffalo.com/

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yes, we did. Cause we got it again. It's the fight only in the kid. This is really the fight on the kid. Come on, baby. It's a good day, buddy. It's a good day. It's a good day.
Starting point is 00:00:11 We got two things going on. We got baby came home. Baby, well, not yet. Baby, we got the okay. We can go pick her up. So baby's out of the hospital. Thank good, good, dear sweet Lord. Takes a long time.
Starting point is 00:00:21 You get that call, right? Shout out to the Nick unit at Cedar side night They're angels. They are angels of kiddos doctors in the nurses. Yep. They're the absolute best of the best So shout out to them So I'm so excited for the baby girl come home So he's nerve-wracking when you bring a newborn home. Yeah, it's gonna be a little different. Yeah plan of action here Yeah, and then the lighting is not a lemon So we have both lighting's not a lemon lighting's not then the lighting's not a lemon. So we have both. Lighting's not a lemon.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Lighting's not a lemon. Lighting's not a lemon. It took it to the Specialist, Eddie and Addiction Motorsports. Yeah. You know, you don't know somebody they jump in, you know? And I was like, you know, I don't know. I was like, hey, man, so how long you been doing this?
Starting point is 00:00:57 And he goes, just jump in. And he's like, let me drive it. Let me feel what's going on here. He's been doing it forever. Yeah. And so it's all quiet. I was like So how long you've been doing this? You like just shut the fuck up and I was like, okay, that's weird. He goes It's your fuel pump and your spark plugs are misfiring
Starting point is 00:01:14 Oh, and I was like you think he's like I would bet my last dollar. He's like who told you was the transmission or the twerk He's like no the transmission you would know would be slipping. He goes go, well, yeah, but let's get it like on your machine. Say again, say again. It's your fuel pump and spark plugs, misfiring. Dude, that's a dude. We pull into a shop, set it up. He's like, look at the pressure gauge on the fuel pump. He's like, so I told you, you mean the new,
Starting point is 00:01:36 we need to replace the fuel pump, and then we'll just get some new spark plugs, things up and running. And he's like, oh, you think it was stocking? Yeah, he is. No, no, no, throttle bodies, all custom, the intake, the pulleys, the headers, the exhaust. He's like, this is all, he's like,
Starting point is 00:01:51 the whole suspension's been redone. Man, I love people like that who are that, who are expert at their field. They seem psychic, but they can just pick up on shit. Oh, dude. Would literally driving and going, shh, just shut the fuck up for a second. God, really?
Starting point is 00:02:04 He's going to use it. And he, he's, he's, at first of all, he's just shut the fuck up for a second. God, really? It's going to be fun. It's music. And he's, first of all, he's driving with his eyes closed for three seconds. I'm like, ah, ah! He floors it and he goes, woo, we got fuel pump. Damn! I know.
Starting point is 00:02:16 And then I was like, he worked on, he's like, all the time. That, so there was a saleswoman in New York City. They wrote an article about her. I never forgot this. They just tell, you know what a Steinway piano is It's the most expensive piano. It's like handmade. It's the Bentley of piano. Yeah, and so if you're a concert pianist you play a Steinway This woman had been selling Steinways for so long. She was a piano player herself now every Steinway sounds different It's just got its own time for you and
Starting point is 00:02:40 She to a person could see somebody walk into the place. She could look at them the way they were dressed, the way they were talking, and she'd go, I know what, I know what piano they're gonna choose. And they would do these bets, and she would, they'd got it right every time. She just knew that they were going to have a temperament that resonated with that particular pitch
Starting point is 00:03:01 or whatever it was, and every single time, and it got so crazy, they thought she was magic that the New York Times can't and did a whole, they actually had reporters there to see if she could do this. And sure enough, she goes, well, she's gonna, that moment is gonna pick that piano. She's gonna play them all, she's gonna pick that one.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Every single. People who are experts, like this Eddie, and what's cool about him is, you know, I'm not a gear head, I've never pretended, I'm a gear head, I can't fix this stuff. I don't, it's a different language Yeah, and he was cool cuz you know, he's so busy like he's been pretty short on the phone too So I'm like oh man, so I was like scared to go up there and then he pulled up in this sick old school in Malibu
Starting point is 00:03:36 I was like damn that you're right. What's up, man? I'm Eddie like who man? He's like jump It was like jump in that's come use that I'm going for right Pulls it in and was like look man. Let me show show you this is why he's like look at the spark plug You see a difference like literally was taking the time swamp was like look to see the gap there It's been firing there. He's like look. Let me show you the fuel pump He's like this where you locate this what you do He's like look the pressure should be out here. You're at here. So that's like until the difference He's like let me show you the the throttle body like went through the whole thing like holy this guy's great
Starting point is 00:04:03 There are people I can do that with. And I was trying to tell him, I was like, man, I'm so jealous, like I wish I had all that insight and that knowledge, I, with cars, like you just, I do know all this, you're studying all these, like, not just bin around cars my entire life, he's like a group in, like 20,000.
Starting point is 00:04:18 He's like a group in the shop, and then you know, you're taking engines apart, you put them together, eventually you just know what's going on with it. He's like same thing with like, with fighting, you're an expert, you know, how'd you get used to that? I'm like, I was in gyms, he's like, same, I was in grudges, you're in gyms.
Starting point is 00:04:31 I don't know what you know, you don't know what I know. I talked to that ER surgeon, a guy who would, who would, you get a gunshot wound, in fact, somebody's dying right there. They have to stabilize you to go on the surgery. Those dudes with them mechanics. So those guys, you come and you're pleading, you gotta, they, he was going through what he does,
Starting point is 00:04:49 he goes, well, I stabilized pressure here, I close off this heart rate, it's not different than a car. I said to him, I go, you're like a mechanic, it goes, I mean, that's exactly what I'm, I'm literally a mechanic. Do you have one thing's off, then you have problems over here? Yeah, you can move your body. You're a barometric pressure in your body,
Starting point is 00:05:03 you're a shitty, you're gonna die. I gotta stabilize that. I gotta shut this off. I gotta close this off. I gotta open this thing. Yeah, I love it too. And he's like, and I was like, we'll get this fixed.
Starting point is 00:05:14 This is easy. Get these parts and then get it fixed. My boy's that LMR, we're like, yep, what do you need? So they're sending it. He's like, we'll have it in Monday. He'll be running his, this thing with Ari with these mods, probably over 400 horsepower. And he's like,
Starting point is 00:05:25 but what's the goals? I was like, like, 600 out of the wheels, you know, and he's like, okay, and Lurie without, he was like, you don't have to replace this, this, this, this, otherwise it's gonna blow. Damn. And I was like, oh, no doubt. He's like, so this way you need this way you need it.
Starting point is 00:05:38 I'm like, yeah, but should we tell, he's like, I don't need to, I know exactly what you need to do to reach exactly 600 rear wheel horsepower. That's like a rain. That is a, you know what that is? He's a master. And there's a theory that when you learn something, the mod my strobe.
Starting point is 00:05:52 When you learn one thing so well, you learn life. Like the idea is that everything's a fractal of itself. Like so, the human cell, when you really understand what goes on in the human cell, it's literally as complicated as the universe. Yeah, that little tiny cell, yeah. It's, and everything's a fractal of that, like that. You're such a beast.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Yeah, such a beast. Well, he's a master. He's a master. You met a master. You met a Jedi. But I told him, that's what the auto community, like the truck community is so dope. Everybody in their mom tagged me to go to him.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Because I went to Ford and he was like, he's like, Ford wouldn't know it, because they don't, he's like, they don't, they're either their young kids and they don't know what to look for, they don't have the experience or they just don't care, man.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Like they're pumping cars out. Yeah. This is a 20 year old car, so you gotta know your shit. He's like, of course, they thought it was, you know, the computer, which is the easy swab.
Starting point is 00:06:41 He's like, he's like, within two minutes of drive, when you pulled in, I knew someone was doing that. That guy, Gary Breka, who saved Dana White's life, Dana White had the highest blood pressure, and he said, you're gonna be dead in 10 years. He's looking at all his markers.
Starting point is 00:06:52 And Dana was on all this high blood pressure medication. He got off all medication. Yeah, and you could see his face, he looked like he was about to burst, right? And Gary Breka said, you're gonna have everything normal, but if you don't know to look for this particular, I guess, enzyme or hormone in the blood, then there is a certain thing you can take.
Starting point is 00:07:11 One thing that will stabilize you, but you're looking at the heart when you have to look at the other things. He just knew that everybody, all the doctor, everybody's looking over here, and he said, you gotta look over here. They wouldn't understand this. And he's a biologist.
Starting point is 00:07:24 And if you look at Gary Breck, I don't know him. But if you look at his body, again, like guys like that, he's in great shape. He's fine. He knows what he talks about. And look at Dana. Dana looks like what a difference. Yeah, he looks great.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Yeah, those experts man, good God. Like look at him. Yeah. That's Gary. And also like there have been many critics about Gary Breka. I'm sure we even that's fine They're all right, but I that's how it goes I got he said like his death date if he didn't change stuff But I listen to him on Joe Rogan's podcast and I was like crap this guy knows a lot of shit
Starting point is 00:07:57 Of course he does, but whenever it's medical field with whatever field you're in people are in comfort Sure, because they have one belief and they've never experienced this guy. Listen, Dana can reach out to anybody in the world. He's like, connect with this guy. This guy got done. Okay, works your Dana. Yeah, fuck off. He's been criticized because some of the stuff he says may not have,
Starting point is 00:08:16 what is the word? Some of the stuff doesn't have a lot of research behind it. There's no papers behind it. But in his experience of works. But, yeah, but I will say that he, if you look at his body and you look at how he is and you look at what he do with Dana, he's obviously got case studies where the shit
Starting point is 00:08:35 he does works. Oh, I would, instead of a case study, or instead of a regular like research or study, I see Dana, he's been pretty well. Oh, fine. That's enough for me. Oh, yeah, dude. I go with those kind of people. When I see Dana, he's been pretty well. Oh, fine. That's enough for me. Oh yeah, dude. I go with those kind of people.
Starting point is 00:08:47 When I see them put their money with a mouth, it's like, okay, look at our, I just searched Dana while I put in this pop. Cats blowing up. I love it, I love it. Well, that leaves, like again, you don't know it's the internet, so you don't know it's real. It's not real, it's like with this Ian Gary stuff.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Dude, it's, what is going on? Right when it came out. So my whole thing with this is when I saw the tweets and like threatening the lawsuit with Strickland, if you just look at the verb, it's in the tweets, I'm like, that's not eagery. Or like in the DMs, I'm like, that's not eagery. The way they're, he's talking.
Starting point is 00:09:20 You mean the way he's talking? Meaning his wife has taken over as his PR, spearhead, social media spokesman, and she's doing a disservice to Ian Gary. She's not staring down the right ship. It's not good. It's not good at all. And then the rumors of the ex-husband,
Starting point is 00:09:38 lemon with my herde, that's a troll job and some of the other stuff is weird. But we have an ex where we reach out to him. My boy Jesse, Jesse on fire, He knows the down low on all this. Should we call him so you and I don't sound like idiots? Should I call Jesse? You can get him on the phone. You can not believe it just happened. Let's do that first, Ian.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Hello, can I see the wall is getting him? Can I see that Sean Strickland thing? I got him right here. Okay. Let's take a little break because your head to England, I'm headed Chicago next Friday Saturday. Two shows only on Friday. Two shows only on Saturday. I'm off the Nashville, January 25th. Austin, January 26th, 27th.
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Starting point is 00:13:01 Tell me any jokes, sir. I won't be able to focus. Sorry, man. Yeah, man. But we wanted to call you because we're idiots and You know this whole Ian Gary drama this mess here. What exactly is going on? Because before you give your expert insight on this and you know this what's going on here is my whole thing is Ian Gary's wife is obviously spearheading this whole PR is social media she's doing an awful job and she's turned in gary into the most hated man in the UFC but then off a lot of it's a troll job but so it's tough to tell
Starting point is 00:13:34 what's real what's legit so that's why we have you here what's going on with this whole in gary stuff all right so I guess where I would start with the to say that anything that has happened for Ian Gary in the last weeks, since this thing blew up, is exceptional for his career, assuming that he can keep it focused and he doesn't care about people talking shit and calling him a cuck. Because, I mean, you know as well as me, we can measure a person's pay-per-view draw ability based on the views that we get if we put a video up about them and this guy's
Starting point is 00:14:08 This guy is officially Person I can do videos about if people will click on that. He's a star. Good. You know what I mean? But like as far as this actual thing I can't I can't really tell If it's if it's completely staged, that would surprise me. I think that the idea that she is a predatory girl who saw Ian Garry and she was like, I'm going to trap this motherfucker with a kid. I'm going to take all of his money and that's what it's going to be.
Starting point is 00:14:44 It's probably a stretch given the fact that he was the Age Warriors champion at the time. I mean like he had a that's a big that's a big reach That's a big reach first of all it's a reach and also in Gary's an attractive Man with a future, but you know, he's also an MMA fighter that if she wanted to chase a if she was a gold digger She chase a soccer player. She gold digger she chase a soccer player who had a pair really guy to bank on a uh... young e and gary who's a cage words champ i mean she she's in the wrong business you should she should be a man to water at all she just obviously is attracted to a man and loves the guy go on
Starting point is 00:15:19 just no no yeah no i'm with you guys i mean it's like it's like it's it's a salacious story, especially when the thing came out that she had written this thing, how to be a white and girlfriend. But as she explained, and then I further verified yesterday, she was like, first of all, how to be a wagged? Anybody who didn't know, it's like, w Wagon is wife and girlfriend and it's that it's a term that characterizes like Victoria Beckham or someone who is like a rich socialite married to a ball
Starting point is 00:15:55 or a football player in the UK right yeah so when I looked into it what she said is she's like first of all that was in 2010. And it was a fucking joke. She's like, I work for OK magazine and it was a joke. The sad time. And when you look at it, it seems to me it's clearly sad, Tyre. And the other thing too is she got married after 2010 to a dude who's neither a football player nor rich. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Like, in between writing the book any and gerry so it's like you know what i covered on the channel i'll make it kind of like funny and entertain all angles but if you're you know if you're so as far as to like do you think that she trapped in gerry and dirty like no no no i don't but just do you do you think part of the reason they're doing this is you know how it goes i mean this but i know this goes when you when you have a lot of haters they're gonna look for these know how it goes i mean this but i know this goes when you when you have a lot of haters
Starting point is 00:16:45 they're gonna look for these rumors in this stuff to try to despair due and come up with stuff so i think it's hate got so bad that it went down this road unfortunately for him they're able to put that these pieces of the public that bad though yeah or yeah that's fair the other thing to is like because it everybody now is like scouring the internet looking for stuff that they can pile on here. And it's like it resembles
Starting point is 00:17:11 the Nina Agdol and Logan Paul thing, but the thing about the Nina Agdol and Logan Paul thing is Nina is way more famous than she was. Yes. So it had put out so much content. Yeah. It was part of her brand. Yeah. That, she's like I can swallow a 12 inch Caught that's part of my brand. Yeah, I love it. She tried to represent herself. I appreciate that. Oh, I wouldn't sleep with Logan When we first started dating and it's like she knows there are a bunch of fucking hand grenades that can blow up in her face Many time and feel like it dug them all up Did so different situation, but what about K. Can. So, but what is there to hate about? I'm just saying, what is there to hate about
Starting point is 00:17:49 Ian Gary and his wife? This is a bigger story, but you know what I'm saying? He got a lot of hate the way he was. No, it's not. He got a lot of hate because the way he was acting, he's doing an impression of Conor to start. When he beat Neil Magny, the way he went about, it's in Neil Magny beats his kids.
Starting point is 00:18:04 He made a shirt of a mug shot. Got it. Yeah, so he, Brian just found out who Ian Gary is before we started the show. No, I know he is. I just didn't know he was that familiar with that. I know he was kind of weird with the Neil Magne thing. I remember that.
Starting point is 00:18:18 I was like, I was puzzled by that. But, What do you say, you're talking about Jeff Neill or, I'm saying, Neil, Neilill Magney fight again, off and stuff that, because he's flipping Neillers. Yeah. And then the Jeff Neill, especially with the Mokchot. But again, I think this goes back,
Starting point is 00:18:32 what him and his wife do, I don't know why anybody gives us shit about that stuff, but when it comes to the way she's handling his PR, it's hototious, dude. That's my issue with her. I don't care about anything else, but it's like, you have this kid kid who you and I were texting this morning If I had to bet on anybody to be world champion 12-18 months my money's on Ian Gary that kid's so fucking talented
Starting point is 00:18:54 Dude he's gonna be for sent a Luke a hopefully if he gets past the shit storm and then the fight between him and Leon Edwards That's a pretty fucking Possible thing in the next 12 months man on edwards that's a pretty fucking possible thing in the next twelve months man well yet because you are the but you had all the shit about leon edwards and then kicking him out of the gym there's a narrative there and then now now because of this whole thing with the cut now the one thing we are leaving out is the fact that the ex-husband her ex-husband
Starting point is 00:19:18 lives with them supposedly i don't want to get hit with a definition charge if you like lives next door c i heard that i heard that's not true i heard that's one of the fake things again i don't want to get hit with a definition charge if he like lives next door. See I heard that I heard that's not true I heard that's one of the fake things again. I don't know what to believe Definitely isn't nutritionist that's for sure. That's an nightmare then No, it's not that just means that Ian Gary's confident enough to have hit the X's Now Jesse that's one cook explaining cook moves Brian's a cook. I got no problem with it That's the biggest cook move if you're if you're if
Starting point is 00:19:45 that's something's a little bit you know it's fine that's cuck shit i have my coffee with a little cream come on it's fine we'll have you have your brine also drives a testless so tread lightly i'm a lot like you and garen no matter how overcompending you are you are in mma fighter it is one hundred percent inevitable that you're going to be traveling at times by yourself and your wife is not going to be with you and your interest is right now with you and which case if you get a fight with your fucking wife who is a hard fucking
Starting point is 00:20:14 shit is a smoke that's smoke show leave her alone with her a dude who's been in that a living in your house and he's already done a damn it. That's so hot. I mean that's so worrying Sorry, Brian's all about it. Brian's looking for a nutritionist right now as long as you get a video Brian's looking for a black nutritionist right now. Well 11 inches deep. Yeah, dude. We'll see if it fits right there. Yeah, I just want to reach out to you get that See what's going on here but i think all this blows over literally everyone forgets about it if he had kicked the sent a luke end of the fucking third
Starting point is 00:20:54 absolutely agree and i think he's going to you look at that because he did uh... he did a video yesterday where he essentially was just directing people to her instagram story because she was explaining the lag book which I would say that's the only thing like the only thing she should put a statement out was about the lag book because if any smart person looks at what she said and then looks at the book it's like okay yeah it's probably a fucking joke yeah I don't think she should say anything else about this whatsoever agree but when Bo and he and Gary was like you think
Starting point is 00:21:23 she's not gonna say anything he's like, you're out of your mind. He was chilling. Like, you could tell she just was like, could you direct people to the world? And he doesn't look like he's tripping at all. Like, he looks completely focused, which makes me even more confident. Well, that's a mindset of a world champion, my man. That makes me like me even more.
Starting point is 00:21:41 Yeah. Ches, you got to come on the podcast sometime. He starts in practice though when he was in Florida. Yeah, I found out who it was. And I'm just juggling whether or not I'm gonna put that info out yet. Oh, I'll talk to you off here about that. Yeah, I know. I like fuck, I hate feeling like I'm piling on people,
Starting point is 00:21:57 but it's like, it's a pretty fucking big scoop. We're talking about practice though. We're talking about practice. We're talking about practice. I don't care about any of that stuff, i i do think that kid has a chance to be world champion i think this is in an earn a more fans especially be handles it the right way and doesn't list listen to his wife do you have a thing that's bad on your way up
Starting point is 00:22:18 you need to become the positive if you pick the living shit out of everybody correct they weather that storm and then perform like that as as Al Davis had just win baby That's all you know child on needs to do and not probably drop drop her last name from your yours Whatever that's that's no here's no where there, but We we appreciate your brother. I'll hit you up after this But you're you're my go-to on this stuff, man because it's hard for me to keep up. I'm old You're my go-to on this stuff, man, because it's hard for me to keep up.
Starting point is 00:22:43 I'm old. There, not you call me any time, it's here. All right, brother. Jesse, I'll call you every day, buddy. Just to talk. Yeah. All right, brother. We'll see you soon, man.
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Starting point is 00:23:40 head on over to blackbuffalo, that's blackbuffalo.com. Jesse, I'm fire. Jesse, I'm fire. That's black buffalo dot com Jesse on fire. Jesse on fire I was gonna chime in to say to ask Jesse, but what's fine that what are you say, Jim did he listen to the actual audiobook? Yeah, that's what he said he actually no he didn't know that's what he said he goes if you actually listen to it But I wanted to ask him straight up. Did you actually listen to the audiobook because what he said though Cheney goes if anybody who's listens to it. I listen to it, but you and you think it's audiobook because if you listen to it, if anybody who listens to it, I listen to it. And you think it's real. You wanna listen to it?
Starting point is 00:24:07 We can do it right now, we can fast forward afterwards. We're not. That's what I'm saying. So you didn't listen to it, I did. Hey, I lived it. So there's actual tips to being a wax. She even brings in a freaking like makeup artist, all the stuff like I listen to.
Starting point is 00:24:19 I didn't put it in the practice. What? She didn't put them in the wax. She married a wax. You married a civilian, actually. There's a main thing. The main thing is like, of course, it's all stupid. And we shouldn't even be like going into Ian Gary's life with his girl, whatever.
Starting point is 00:24:31 But I get the fact that Sean Strick and Saint, like he shouldn't have done it publicly. He should have done it privately, like you said. Yeah, if you want to help him. If you want to help him, you should be like, hey, dude, just so you, yeah, I'm a pure. Well, we say that she's saying she's defending
Starting point is 00:24:44 herself like it's a terrible. If you listen to it, it's not, just so you, I love your words. Well, people say, she's saying she's defending herself like it's a tearacle. If you listen to it, it's not a tearacle. Yeah, I don't know. That's a matter of opinion. Yeah, that's my opinion. I would love people to actually listen to the, there's a five minute preview on Amazon
Starting point is 00:24:56 if you wanna listen to it. I just for yourself. That's all right. I don't know. You wanted me to dive deeper, so I dive deeper. Yeah, no, I'm glad you did, Chen, yeah. That's the thing you know, but I think it'd make her look worse if she'd release that wax
Starting point is 00:25:08 and then made like a premier league soccer player. But she releases that and then it may as a situation. And then when you couldn't get, and even then I got no problem. But she couldn't get it. Maybe she didn't get some. Yeah, you might be right. I also remember the comms I told you about, right?
Starting point is 00:25:19 That Ian Gary himself put out there. Agree. And what, I think we're in agreement with this. I, the, and it works for them, which is all more power to them. That's fine. Let's get that relationship. But I do think she's the butt of all his issues.
Starting point is 00:25:34 I don't think she's good for him. Yeah. But who knows? Maybe profession is not good. And she's not good. That's fine. I'm saying. He's still ranked number seven in the world.
Starting point is 00:25:43 And that's like even getting to their business kind of sucks, but this is like the biggest topic in, you know fine. I'm saying. He's still ranked what at number seven in the world. And I was like even getting to their business kind of sucks, but this is like the biggest topic in, you know, in the May world. So the real housewives of the year. Yeah. Oh yeah, it's interesting though. Yeah it is. You have trouble fighting at 70.
Starting point is 00:25:56 I know you're on board, Cuck Boy. What? Whatever I'm talking about. Is he getting your favorite fighter now? Oh yes. He's so talented too. So talented. So talented. Stupid talented.
Starting point is 00:26:06 But again, this gets way worse for him if he goes in and loses and just said was it December 10th? The next pay-per-view? If he goes out there and loses in Vegas, then this becomes a bigger story. If he had kicks but sent a Luke A, we don't give a shit. Yeah. You just said it's the ninth. It's the 9th review. Oh no, it's December 16th. We're doing a fight campaign for that. We have Ian Gary's wife on.
Starting point is 00:26:34 We have Ian Gary's wife and Sean Strickland to get her at that. Yeah. That should be interesting. I miss Sean. Gen. De lu. Number 10 for summer 8. That's yeah, that's a tough fight Well, there we go. That's why I'm patty Pimlett and Tony Ferg on the same card. I love that fight Love it not me You know about on that and I'm a huge patty Pimlett fan No, I'm a Tony to retire Yeah, but it's not how he's fucking fighting, Brian. You want a bet on it? No, no.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Why? Uh, I don't want to bet on an old horse. He used to be great. I'm betting on Tony. No, are you? I want Tony. Yes. You think Tony's going to win that fight?
Starting point is 00:27:17 Yes. Because I know why you think Tony's going to win that fight. Because if it's a big dog, it's no. David Goggins. Oh, I would love gonna win that fight. Because if it's a fight. David Goggins? No. David Goggins. Oh. I would love to take that bet. Then bet. You think Tony gives a flying fuck if you bet against him?
Starting point is 00:27:30 No. Not at all. I'm saying that I'm like betting against Tony because you're gonna lose. No, I'm taking Tony, yeah. Oh, that's crazy. That's incredible. $1,000.
Starting point is 00:27:39 $1,000. $1,000. I'll do respect to the great Tony Ferguson. I'm taking that bet. I know. Yeah. I mean, he's the grade 21st and I'm taking that bet. I mean he's underdog. Yeah. Yeah. I'll take you to David Goggins trained. You made it through David's hell week. The only only athlete to you right to make it through it. It'll be in great shape. Yeah. 21st since it's not about a shape. It's never. Yeah. It's never. Is it the best bet? No. I like
Starting point is 00:28:03 you. I like where you're at. I like that? No. I like it. I like where you're at. I like that you're feeling a little reckless. I like that you're putting your, I don't know, paddies that. I'm not wrong. The good thing is if you're a paddy fan, which I am, is he's had a long layoff, he's been able to train and work on things,
Starting point is 00:28:15 but from going from his last fight to the, I think Tony can do it, as if he doesn't get clipped. And you know, and obviously, paddy don't have the best striking. So I like Tony's chances. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Well see. So Brian, quick question on that. So. He didn't. So Patty even said publicly like, it's a lose-lose for him. I agree with that. So if you were in a position like with Patty,
Starting point is 00:28:40 would you think the same thing like it's a lose-lose or would you want to fight still? I mean, you're gonna take the fight because Tony's a good feather in the cap, even though he's lost seven in a row. So, I agree with Patty. It doesn't make a ton of sense, right? Because if you beat Tony,
Starting point is 00:28:56 like, all right, this is a lot of loss in a row. You know, if you lose to him, it's like, do you just lost to a guy's lost seven in a row for fuck? I'm with Patty on this. It's not a lot of upside. If it's a war, It's like, do you just lost to guys? Lost seven and a row for fucks it. I'm with Patty on this. It's not a lot of upside. If you go to, if it's a war, it's like five of the year, people are like, yeah, he's lost seven a row, dude, way to go. If you beat him, like, way to go. So I don't think we learn a lot from Patty in this. You got there in starchy. It's not about how much better Patty's gotten. It's about how bad Tony is.
Starting point is 00:29:21 Tony's getting a payday still, right? Of course, yeah, he's probably one of the higher paid. Yeah, he's been in so long So Tony's a plus 240 draft Kings. Yeah, there's no upside for patty in this If he wins, oh, you beat a whether Tony first in if you lose it's a nightmare If you starch him people like who cares is Tony first he's lost seven or so we we won't know But it is good adversity to put patty through that's a big name. That's like yeah, it's a big name Yeah, there's some sort of big name in some ways right some some circles like often coming big names for sure Yeah, not in America, but in in the UK. Oh, I'm close. He's the fifth beetle. Yeah Just get fight though. Yeah. Just get fight though. Yeah. What? That'd be. I was just
Starting point is 00:30:10 thinking about it. I'm out. My dog took a huge crap on your lawn. Are you padded the batty? I am. Yeah. Yeah. Just cleans it up. My dog took a delicious huge crap on your lawn. He's so. He's so nice guy. The whole like a delicious, huge crap on their home. He's so, he's such a nice guy. The whole like, you know, the whole Sam thing. Do you think that was planned or no? What? That part.
Starting point is 00:30:34 No. You think that was like a, I think I'm just curious. I'm just curious, guys. I think that was natural. Yeah, that is a great guy. Yeah. Damn, only 18 days is a great guy. Yeah Damn only 18 days only 18 days Ring door can oh you want us want to see it again. No, no, all right
Starting point is 00:30:54 He's all bundled up and Harry says all right, so I'll be shit Hello Hello, my dog just started like a sloppy shit outside. I was just wondering if he got some water. I don't want to leave it outside the pot. Stop clapping, it's about to. Ah! It is. I'm about five minutes away from him.
Starting point is 00:31:14 And don't worry, I'll clean it. Nice. You sure it is just a feel of a feel terrible, no enemy? No, it's alright. You can start the proper sloppy shit and I can't even kick it up with the food., no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no This is floppy shit. Here's floppy shit. I feel bad. I've got no poo bags. I feel bad. So far. That part of the world is so violent.
Starting point is 00:31:50 It's like the, so you know what redneck culture, like when you talk about rednecks, right? Like in the Appalachian Mountains, and they all came from that part. They were all Brit English and Irish and Scottish herders. It was heard culture and it's honor culture. And that's why they fought. brit english and irish and scottish herders they did it with her cut like her culture and it's on her culture and that's why they fought they would fight pitfalls you know when they bring a breeding dog for fighting it came from that
Starting point is 00:32:13 region they're a fucking rough bunch what they do that's what they do if i have guns either so they they sold the problems to fighting. No, I have some now, Fistikov. Yeah, here we'll shoot you. Bots. Bots. Bots. L.A. Only fans of mine, she had a threesome with Dylan.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Okay, so the only reason why this popped up is because, so during the whole Ian Gary and his wife, drama, yeah, apparently Dylan Dennis Dennis posted some DMs that him and Ian Garry's before he was married with his wife, like him and his wife were chatting back and forth. It's nothing crazy though. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:56 You know, I'm not even gonna show those because I kinda wanna get over it. But anyways, so I got Google Dillon Dennis after that and it says this only fans model said that she had a threesome with Dennis before the Logan Paul fight You got Google Dillon Dennis after that. And it says, this only fans model said that she had a threesome with Dennis before the Logan Paul fight. And she's like smoking hot.
Starting point is 00:33:11 Let's see. And this is apparently someone saying this about Dennis that Logan posted. Anyway, I'll just show you the girl. She was on a podcast that says she had like a threesome with Dillon Dennis. And this is the girl. She was on a podcast that says she had like a threesome with Dylan Dennis. And he says the girl. What's up?
Starting point is 00:33:27 Jesus Christ. She said he was so worried that Logan center. Yeah, he thought it was like a trap kind of thing. So maybe he wasn't as comfortable as he should have been, but they still had, he said that she said that they booned first and they booned again after the third person showed up. But this girl is like, good to be Dylan Dannis.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Yep. Does he really think Dylan, does he really think Logan's like, I can't stand this guy. Let's send this actually smoke show and have a threesome. Good luck in the fight. Well, yeah. Yeah, anyway. Yeah, she's cool. When you do, I know.
Starting point is 00:34:00 She's, now I know when you say she's cool. I know exactly. Yeah, she's cool. Yeah, she's cool. I leave out that. She's cool. I know exactly. Yeah fucking Leave that that she's cool. All right. She cool. She cool. She cool, baby I also think Logan Paul sent all the ladies to talk to me. Yep. That's right If Logan doesn't like you, he he cries you to bust Oh, yeah, I just had a smoke sure you that another girl married Logan. Merid Logan, I said, first rule is you don't sue.
Starting point is 00:34:26 You got so upset, do something about it. Send this absolute smoke show for a three time. How dare you. How dare you. How dare you. All right, so this was actually St. Naz's kind of it from Monday, but we didn't talk about it. But so Derek Shovon, one of the cops that
Starting point is 00:34:45 was involved in the Floyd, you know, George Floyd. Yeah, he's the one who put the thing on his neck. So he was stabbing in prison. Yeah. And I guess people that are in prison are saying like, he's not going to last long. He's going to. No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, you know, the, I don't know if you saw, but the corner, didn't the corner with the autopsy, hid the fact that he might have died for other reasons. He might have died. He had a bunch of stuff in his system. And that's a very interesting thing.
Starting point is 00:35:13 I'm sure it's worth such a hot topic. Yes, of course. Wait a minute. If the corner was that. There was a corner who was involved in it, who brought that up and he goes, no, I don't want to talk about it. It goes above my pay grade.
Starting point is 00:35:24 She's like, I know, but there's all it, he goes above my pay grade. Yeah. She's like, I know, but there's all this stuff in his system that could have elevated things where he would have not been able to breathe. That's clearly something that his lawyers, I'm sure are all over. Oh, there you go.
Starting point is 00:35:36 I mean, we all have the cop, that's why I get the story. The cop was doing a terrible thing like just lemurs leg on there. But as far as like the death, the true cause of death, yeah, I'm pretty sure people can go over there. But then again, what he have died if he didn't have, if he hadn't been panicked and claustrophobic too, you know, with a knee on your neck, right,
Starting point is 00:35:55 for that long. So it's tough. You're setting me something under? Yeah, it's tough. Okay. The whole thing is dicey. All right, so this is a, that was a weird time. I mean, yeah, and it's just so, it's so complicated. There's so many things, there's so many, yeah, it's so. It's not that complicated, but it's just a weird time. No, I'm saying like to discuss exactly, you know, I'm saying. Well, I'm a black guy. I knew a guy was saying, I knew a guy was saying, look, we're under lockdowns, right?
Starting point is 00:36:25 Everybody's wearing masks. He said, try saying that the Black Lives Matter protests spread COVID. Nobody was gonna say that. Is it, nobody was gonna say, well, wait a minute, we have all these people. It's very obvious. Yeah, you weren't allowed to protest anything else,
Starting point is 00:36:40 but if it was Black Lives Matter, you could protest. Yeah. It's very interesting. We couldn't say anything. Yeah, well, although as you can't say it, you could protest. Yeah. It's amazing. You couldn't say anything. Yeah, yeah. Although I got a better one. The left has this idea that if you feel like a woman, you're allowed to say that I'm a woman
Starting point is 00:36:53 and you have to call me, you have to refer to me as she, okay, because I have an inner feeling, a woman is an inner feeling, okay. Now, I can't say though, I'm black, I'm trans-racial, even though I might have actually 5% subsaharan African or something in me. I'm not allowed to say that. So apparently chromosomes are not relevant, but melanin, but melanin, right now, does matter like it. You're talking about science. You're talking about science. You're talking about science right now. You're talking about science. Does math like it? You're talking about legit science.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Yeah. Oh man. They don't want to hear that. But you can say you're, yeah, they don't want to hear science. But you're supposed to trust the science, I thought. Trust the science, but hold on. But you're saying, so if you're saying I can't, by the same argument, I could say I'm transracial, but apparently I can't do that.
Starting point is 00:37:42 I can't say I'm black. You're talking about science. I'm a woman. Mm-hmm. But they told me to trust the science with the vaccine. I'm just saying. You try and get a demonetized right now. Just saying.
Starting point is 00:37:53 These are not the views of the child. How come I can't follow this? It's really interesting. You're making too much sense. And I gotta shut up because I'll never understand, but then silence is violence. This is really interesting. But going back to the whole BLM protests,
Starting point is 00:38:05 remember I was telling you guys, I never wanted to own a gun. I always thought like I can, whatever. If something happened, I'll just, you know, do whatever I can. Do you do your techniques? No, not my techniques, but I'm saying like, try to use whatever, okay, whatever.
Starting point is 00:38:15 No, but during the BLM protests, how did it benefit me and people around me? You know what happened during the BLM? I was living in downtown LA. I've been filmed and put on my vlogs, I'm pretty sure I showed you guys. Yeah. They're crashing windows, stealing, looting.
Starting point is 00:38:30 How the hell is that helping anything, dude? That was the... That's what I saw personally. Yeah, that's what Trump says. If they start looting, we start shooting. My girlfriend at the time, she was staying with me, so she's freaking out. I think I'm gonna come to the department. I'm like, fuck. I have to get a gun now.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Yeah. So that's why I got a gun. Yeah. I use num-chucks, but yeah, what do you use my bare hands? I use num-chuckle. What's this, Jen? So it's just, apparently every now and then there's some crazy stuff that happens in airplanes. So this woman was, I think, in Louisiana.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Some dude just jumped out of the plane. I was talking to him. Get an open it. I know, this did an open it. I know, this is after they landed. Oh, well, oh. So he's just like bouncing afterwards. And then they filmed it.
Starting point is 00:39:12 I think the video is the more funnier part. I'd rather see him open it, but yeah. Hold on, that's the end of it. Here's how it begins. Go, y'all. Go, y'all. Zia, are you okay? What? Here's how it begins So imagine someone jumps off a plane when you're departing you're thinking probably there's a bomb or something Some people get so close to vote with they go crazy
Starting point is 00:39:46 So that that's a security security guard trying to catch him, he fell. They did. They did. And then he tried to steal this truck at the airport. No, they did. They got him. Thank God. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Oh, he jumped out of the plan. So he jumped out before the ramp, the stairs came. I think as soon as it so high up, it's already done. It's so high. And they're trying to steal the truck. How is the thing about those stairs going really hurt? Oh, it's so high up.
Starting point is 00:40:18 Come on, dog. We should probably stop after this one, right? Yeah. All right, so this is the last one. So Andrew Huberman was on Cameron Haynes' podcast and YouTube channel. And Andrew Huberman, Dr. Andrew Huberman, who's like very popular on YouTube. He's been on Rogan. He's never shown his tattoos or his body. He always like feels like jacked.
Starting point is 00:40:37 Yeah, because he's like a Stanford professor. He just doesn't want people to like think about, you know, I get it. So now in this video, can see how Jack is. And mental temper system. But, but almost dropped it right there. There's more for Brian. Not set this up. And he's tattered up too.
Starting point is 00:40:57 He's a professor. And smart. And I think it's definitely not. It's great. It's smart. Wicked smart. Yeah. Big boy too. About six, two I think. It's wicked smart. Wicked smart. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Big boy too, about six, two I think. Yeah. It's like Gordon Ryan. Yeah, he's thick. Yeah. See, Gordon Ryan shaved his beard? Yep. He's a Ford runner.
Starting point is 00:41:15 So different. He looks so innocent now. Yeah. That looks great. But yeah, so Huberman is. I love it. Huberman, and Jack. Jack, and both Jack.
Starting point is 00:41:22 Huberman. Nothing better than a Jackman. Guys, I'm Jack. I'm Jack. I'm Jack. I'm Jack. I'm Jack. I'm Jack. I'm Jack. I'm Jack. I'm Jack.
Starting point is 00:41:31 I'm Jack. I'm Jack. I'm Jack. I'm Jack. I'm Jack. I'm Jack. I'm Jack. I'm Jack.
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