The Fighter & The Kid - Schaub & Callen Just CAN'T GET ENOUGH of Nick Bosa! | TFATK Ep. 938

Episode Date: October 24, 2023

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub recap their Fight Companion with Joe Rogan for UFC 294 Makhachev vs Volkanovski, and talk meeting a beautiful sponsor on the way back from the airport, Francis Ngannou ...vs Tyson Fury, Bryan finally riding in Brendan's crazy TRX truck, current events around the world and much more! Fum - https://tryfum.com/ and use code: FIGHTER to save 10% Goldco - Find out how you could get up to $10,000 in BONUS SILVER (while supplies last) at HelloFresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/50tfatk and use code 50tfatk for 50% off plus free shipping! https://goldco.com/fighter or call 855-928-3489 now! Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yes we did, cause we got it again, it's the fight only again. This is really the fight only kid. Come on mate. Guys, I'm so glad it's Monday buddy. We were talking, we were having football, football my neighbor was talking about football. And I'm doing the fans a favor here by not bringing it on the show. Well because I think the first question was, now let's play on it. No, that about.
Starting point is 00:00:22 Yeah, yeah, cool. Sam Frandt, though I watch that game and I went, will they play tonight? Right, you know what? Let's not talk football on the pot. Yeah, yeah, cool. Sam Friando, I watched that game and went, will they play tonight, right? You know what, let's not talk football on the pot. Yeah, I talk, I talk, I figure it out. I got a lot of things I say that you in general, right? No, no, no, no, I'm pretty shit too. I'm pretty learning like, and I got some, I got tricks up my sleeve.
Starting point is 00:00:39 That's what we know about me. Rogan was not impressed with your boxing. And fight campaign, I didn't want to make sure that we see your boxing. You didn't see me moving my feet. I know. I saw it. Did I do a good view of it? Really good time in the companion. Yeah. It was good. You let Eddie drink tequila. It turns into a fucking
Starting point is 00:00:54 grimble of monster. It was great. He's like your grandma after midnight. Yeah, it was fun. Always good day. In and out though. In and out. Well, you and I, I remember I had a 730 flight
Starting point is 00:01:05 or a 445, but now here's what happens when you have a baby. You wanna go home and see the baby before they go to sleep badly. But I thought we were on the same 730 flight originally. And then you switch and it's all the way. And then literally goes, should I try to make the 445? Yeah, and you, we had 30 minutes to get to the end point. 30 minutes.
Starting point is 00:01:22 When he went through TSA security, he didn't have a ticket on the flight. Correct. And we made it. Yeah, pulled it off. And then I don't know if you guys know this, but I was doing, I decided to eat some mushroom chocolate. I decided to have just a little,
Starting point is 00:01:37 I'm gonna have a look. You guys are, people are smoking weed, drinking. I stopped from peer pressure. So I was no one peer pressure dude. This is my thing on this. You're 50 years old dude. For your 56. So I was like, you'll probably must do streams all the time.
Starting point is 00:01:52 This is fine. It's not like you're some young kid who doesn't know podcast. I wanted to be in the cool club, so I said. But no one else is doing it. Well, I made my own cool club then. Okay, one man membership. It was one man membership. It's your own thing.
Starting point is 00:02:04 It's my own thing. Okay. I don't know why I did it. I don't know why I decided that, and I like it. One man membership. It was a one man membership. But you don't think. It's my own thing. Okay. Well, I don't know why I did it. I don't know why I decided suddenly, hey, if everybody else is gonna alter their consciousness, you were smoking a cigar. I was like, that doesn't alter my consciousness. I never truly, it was too early to drink whiskey.
Starting point is 00:02:16 So I was like, I'm gonna do psychedelics because maybe I'll see something open a portal. Well, what happens in those suggestions is that it hits you like later on and I was on the plane. It's edible. Yeah. And I was on the plane. Well, my stomach started really hurting. I don't know what it's in those fucking like my stomach was hurting up here. Psychedelic mushrooms. Yeah, I had psychedelic problems. And then I got they told me to move my seat,
Starting point is 00:02:47 and I, that was, you would have thought, I was gonna have to cross the Sahara. I was like, what? I have to go out of this seat and then go to another seat, a window seat. But even on Campanio, you're a little quiet. Like, when we got done, like, you barely, because it started hitting me.
Starting point is 00:03:02 It started hitting me. We've been podcasting for over 10,000 hours. And you still, I took too many. At this level, I thought I was taking a little, I thought it was gonna be a little like that, but there's no such thing for me. Because what happens is, all of a sudden, I'm like, like Eddie was talking
Starting point is 00:03:19 and started freaking me out because I couldn't follow what he was saying. And I was like, Eddie, you're talking too much about wigs or whatever it is. And I'm gonna lose my mind. 30 minutes on wigs, yeah. Yeah, because I was tripping, I started a trip, and then I come back to normal, I would trip it in and out.
Starting point is 00:03:31 So then, then I have to move seats, which is a catastrophe, it's a catastrophe. I'm saying sorry to everybody, I don't know what's going on. I get in my seat, I'm like, two rows, I'm sorry to move it. It was two rows. It was two rows. It was two rows, here to there, I was like, all right. I'm sorry to everyone on the point. Finally, it was two rows. It was two rows. It was two rows. Here to the girls, like, all right.
Starting point is 00:03:45 He's so sorry to everyone on the point. I'm sorry, so then he tells me he was on my first class, enjoyed standard peasant. I'm like, yeah, all right. Yeah, by the way, I was only two seats. And it was two seats in front of me. And the seats were nothing.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Because we had to get these flights in a hurry. So, so then I'm sitting there and I'm, and now I'm in the window and I'm in my first class and there's a guy next to me and I have, I bought three bags of cheesy popcorn, not one, not two, but three. I don't even know why I did that. I don't know why I did that.
Starting point is 00:04:12 You know what I did? I went, what if this was, I said, I panic, because I go, I should buy two, what if Brendan takes one? He could take one from me. I don't like Bob, because I knew you were hungry.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Yeah. So I felt like I was gonna have to share my fucking power with you. So now I go, I'll take three bags, but there was no time to, then I get to the fucking thing. And I didn't ask for popcorn, you went to some popcorn, I said, no, I hate popcorn. Yeah, I know. Now I have three bags of popcorn that I can't put in my bag
Starting point is 00:04:38 because I'm, it's too much. So now I'm holding three bags, I come on, blah, blah, blah. Now, I didn't tell you this part. I'm sitting there and the guy's next to me and I don't know how I'm gonna get the popcorn in my hand and into my mouth. That's That's already a fucking problem. So I start for this right start doing this. Are you rushing for this? And I'm eating it like this so it doesn't spill But I'm facing the window because I think he's watching me because the one thing my wife will divorce me over is if I lick my fingers and when I
Starting point is 00:05:09 put my fingers in cheesy popcorn. I like my face. She goes, that is the worst thing I've ever seen. It's a disaster for her. And I thought he was going to feel the same way. So I was going like, it probably did. It was it fucked me up, dude. It's just weird. It's just weird shit. Yeah, you did.'m tripping and I'm having trouble and I playing that was a girl my service is bad Yeah, you didn't respond to me. No, I'm telling my service to somebody talk to me I was watching the full box none of you guys. I was texting Rogan you and Eddie no one respond nobody with nobody fucking Oh, that's my favorite when you send something to the group chat and nobody responds like he feels this Yeah, you keep texting
Starting point is 00:05:42 Yeah, I'm tripping somebody no one is normal. Asshole. But when you're doing the mushroom, notice I don't get really faded on pods anymore. It's very, I barely drink. It's a bad idea. I have a little bit of whiskey and then especially when you're doing I love cigars there. Only there really. I do the cigar, do a little whiskey. I'm chill and dude. Right. For three hours. Got to do up some fight knowledge. I won't be all weird. And I'm bragging, I'm like, I kept hitting Brent, I go, you fucking me pie, you peasant bitch, you're in seat, you know, I was too old to find.
Starting point is 00:06:14 And I'm in seat five. I'm in bed right now. Like I'd want something, they just bump me up because I had the points. And that's what it was saying, he goes, you, Mr. Gowon, I was like was like, oh, you're in first class. Oh, no, I almost gave my seat up. I have another confession.
Starting point is 00:06:30 You text me when you landed, and I just pretend I was asleep. Wow. Wow. Hey, we saw our boy, I didn't want to go anywhere. I was just in my hotel cozyed up. And he texted me up, and I was like, nah. The good news is by the time I landed most of the mushrooms that weren't off and I was, we both proved
Starting point is 00:06:52 to each other that we're gay men because we, oh this boy was fun. We ran into, Brandon, Brandon, who is the owner of House of McAdamia, who was our sponsor. Still is. And Brandon, Brandon the owner, he's from South Africa. And he is, here, I'm gonna say it, he's delicious.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Couraches. Delicious. I'm gonna take this stuff off. Like he walked up, I saw Brian right when we got at the table. He's always talking, I see Brian talking to him, I was like, he was like 33. He pressed well, he had like this coat, and then this deep V-neck, with all like, all like, he was like 33. He pressed well. He had like this coat and then this deep V-neck
Starting point is 00:07:26 with all like, all like, all like, all like, muscular hair, piercing blue eyes. Yeah, yeah, like really good looking. And I figured, you know, it was a fan or something. I walked up and he said, where you from, I was like, oh, that's good. You lit up to my head. I'm like, this dude is breathtaking.
Starting point is 00:07:39 He's bright, bright, there he is. There he is. He's breathtaking. I'm, I'm telling you man, it's not easy to please. Maybe I was like, no. And then you lit up like a Christmas, your face, you just went high. Well, I'm like, well, no, because of the house of Mac Damien,
Starting point is 00:07:54 it's, you know, we do have this deal. Them saws like, what's up? Yeah. And you were like, geez, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's. And then we're talking, then he was like, ah, I supposed to be my buddy, I'm at this term, I talk good, would you, would you need a ride? Or, and he was like, sure, I don't even have a car, man.
Starting point is 00:08:07 We can figure it out. I'm a high one, you wanna hang out? Yeah. I was like, what do you wanna do, man? We both, we both, all over to your house. As he walked away, and then he's leaving out a soak-y-oh. Yeah. A soak-y-oh.
Starting point is 00:08:17 As he walked away, Brennan, I both, a soak-y-oh. Both watched him walk away. Like, we were looking at his back and his round apple bottom long South African legs Yes, the accent the Pearson blue eyes. Yeah, I think his style. He's style. I know he's loaded He's got money. You're like what the fuck is going on here? Is this how you make macadamia milk? Basically, well, I don't want to dude. You've given us literally a gallon of macadamia nut
Starting point is 00:08:44 Let me yeah fill you up. We both, as he walked away, we said, we're happy. Yeah, as he walked away, we said it again like a couple of gay men. We were like this. Nobody else looked up, I looked up,
Starting point is 00:08:56 Brian, I went, is that the best looking dude you've ever seen? Yeah, and we lingered on him. As he walked away, we lingered. And then, dude comes up to us like interrupts are we're both like this And then a guy goes excuse me we turn around and he's like a whole red head ginger big my way He was on a big fan and he goes like that and Brennan goes, God that was awful He wasn't even bad look
Starting point is 00:09:25 But you go from French charming in South Africa to red this warlock Yeah, it was like someone put a bright light in my island. Oh, what's up, man? You're like, oh god Don't don't look like that. That's you says he walked away. You go. Don't look like that God, we're so superficial and gay is crazy. I. I got it, you got me off guard, man. Yeah, we're, I got it, I got it, I got me off guard. We're a couple of gays. Be let's take a little break, man, cause you know, tough it is, go cold, turkey.
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Starting point is 00:12:24 The pirate, the pirate is Nick Davis. Is that who you found at the airport? Well I wish he looked that. Yeah. I wish he was that. He lives in Middle-Earth or in the middle of the magical forest. Either way, in a tree, in a large tree. I'll jump on a ship though. That is your pirate captain. Now, how good a friend of mine. I knew I was up a grand and I still doubled down on the other bed just to be cool. It was a good bed though. Mark Chavilla's submission, he'll know Volkhanovsky's never been finished,
Starting point is 00:12:54 never been submitted. It's not though, that's me being like, let's be cool. Is that right? Yes. Okay, you don't think I knew that? I wish I had said two things I knew, or I suspect it. One was he was gonna use a front kick up the middle,
Starting point is 00:13:09 and I didn't say it, and two was he was gonna bang it out, not wrestle. I always feel like wrestlers like I can't. I would say banged it out. I would say banged it out. I would say banged it out. You can't say banged it out. Don't say banged out, no matter what.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Don't say he banged him out, no matter what when he comes to fighting, but then also, even if we could say banged him out, you wouldn't label that fight as a bang out fight. The whole thing's nasty. And it's not true, factual. Oh, one thing I wish I said is I, he really banged him out.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Hey, man, never say that. No, I don't say banged out. Okay. Two dudes fighting. Sorry, I had, I was saying, no, I know you're gay. I had some gay on the brain. Oh man, hopefully much of bangs him out. Bangs him out.
Starting point is 00:13:56 What? What? Wait, what? Do you want to gal and macadamia in that too? Oh, fuck. Yeah, you wouldn't say bang them out though, right? Yeah. Well, I went a little hard on Chimayev.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Okay. No, he was fine. He didn't look, he didn't look. But he did break his hand. Yeah, but even with that, like he didn't look like, the hype on him is so incredible. And I'm all up on his, Chetching nuts.
Starting point is 00:14:22 Yeah, I'm just gonna. He's got all the wrestling. You gotta give it up to him. He's got all the wrestling. He's got all the wrestling. You gotta give it up to him. He took, he took Usman, he did, get on top of him. He did ride him. He did take him down. It was a 10-8 first round.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Yeah. Everyone had a 10-8. Yeah, so for one reason. Jamayah's wrestling is no joke. I think, you know, Usman, say what you will, he's a hell of a wrestler, right? Yeah, he's not at the homestead level. I thought it was funny when you're like,
Starting point is 00:14:44 he stopped his take down like, there's levels to this game. You think the first shot is the, that's a setup, you fucking idiot. No, don't call me that. Right, you like go stop this shot, I went. No, fuck off. Hey, tell someone you're gonna bang it out.
Starting point is 00:15:03 Fucking idiot. Listen, you piece of shit. listen, you piece of shit. Listen, you piece of shit. What I'm saying. These boys are banging about stuff, take it out. What I'm saying is that it's gonna be very interesting to see what happens with Comsat and you know who. No, who?
Starting point is 00:15:17 There's a few guys you could fight. Bonnickle. Well, that's not how many times soon. No. Who does he, who does you could fight now? Strickly. He goes right to strickly. Yeah, Dana said he get the guaranteed tie shot, which I don't agree soon. No. Who does he, who does he go fight now? Strickly. He goes right to strickly. Yeah, Dana said he get the guarantee towel shot,
Starting point is 00:15:26 which I don't agree with. Why? And again, this is hard to be said because I love homes out. Why don't you agree with it? He doesn't have the pedigree, he doesn't have the background. His level of difficulty to get the towel shot is trapped.
Starting point is 00:15:40 He should fight, he fought two welter weights. Yeah. One on 10, he knows. He fought Kevin Holland on a three minute notice. Yes, yeah, correct. And then so his best wins over Merchart, that gets you a title shot,
Starting point is 00:15:52 or like a Drickets to Policies, who has beat the who's who? He beat Robert Whitaker. The toughest test in the middleweight division, he beat Robert Whitaker. He's not hurt. He's not hurt. His issue is he turned down the tide
Starting point is 00:16:06 of fight against Strickland, and that is the curse of all curses. We don't know. So they say because his shoulder may be his knee is real. He may be Israel. Yeah, he turned down the... What did I say? Strickland.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Oh my bad. Yeah, he turned it, he turned down the Izzy fight, and remember Strickland failed in for him. Got it. And once Dana thinks like, here's your shot, and he turned down, he's like, say less. You're gonna get banged out. And then he goes on to somebody else.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Well, so he, but his level of difficulty, his strength of the schedule is so much better than everybody else is, he should have the title shot. It's stupid. Yes. What was your question? But he could fight, what about polycostal? What's gonna happen with that?
Starting point is 00:16:46 Well, that, well, that, well, that, you can't count on him. That's the other thing. I can't count on him. No, the thing in my fights he's fallen out or misweight or this or that. So again, once you become a little flaky, then you have see also is like,
Starting point is 00:16:55 we, well, we can't depend on that. So then you don't get big fights. Ooh. So for, to, to places, it's like, like he, it's, he should be fine for the title and he's a mother fucker. I wonder how long it takes for comes out to Andy Hill. How about the brain? That's assuming it's broke.
Starting point is 00:17:13 That's assuming. Do we have any info on that? I look for the update and nothing so far. That's assuming it's broke. Yeah. You're also, the other thing you got to remember too is the urban myth is urban legend is Hamzat can't come to the states and fight. So you're going to ask your champ who's Strickland, who beat Izzy, beat the Breaks of them.
Starting point is 00:17:35 You're going to ask the guy who has the belt to bend the knee, go to his home country and fight because this guy, what are we doing? Yeah. Well, it's just what people want to see, right? They want to see if he's for real, but I don't know if they do. So you want to see if he's, they do that. They do. He's massive. Massive? A massive.
Starting point is 00:17:54 In the Arab world. Everywhere. Everywhere. In the Arab world, he's Tom Brady. He can't walk anywhere. Really? No, oh my God, he's massive. I forget where he was at. Not been New York. They showed a video of
Starting point is 00:18:07 them. Shut down the street. He's massive. Okay. And that's one of the reasons why they push them. There it is, right? Yeah, but Strikland. But Strikland's massive in America now. Yeah. People love Strikland. Yeah. Strikland. The favorite. I put that American versus, you know, whatever. I mean, I don't know. I, I, I, I, I, I just don't understand how if your Hamzat's team and Dana goes, pitch me on why he did the title shot go. Maybe two welterweights. That's not a good thing.
Starting point is 00:18:36 I agree with you. So why should I ever do police? He just beat Robert Whitaker, who's a legit middleweight. No, I mean, listen, it's a hard sell. I agree. I think he's going to have a really hard time at 85. I really do. I think he's gonna be champ eventually.
Starting point is 00:18:49 I'm saying right now. I think he's at 85 fast. I think he becomes that all day. I'll bet you. I just, we're gonna forget, but. No, I don't. I just think he has the skill to do it, but I'm telling you. He did, that's the word, right?
Starting point is 00:19:01 You're going on the word, right? I'm going off the word and yeah. My be part of this guy's a monster monster yeah but right now what we've seen no that is not too much too soon i don't think that i think they're going to do themselves a disservice make him champ now because i can be very long see here's what here's how i feel about chamaif i think the uk we shut down my god i said new york i this is what i said i this is why i disagree with him being champion
Starting point is 00:19:27 at least for now i don't think he has the striking i think he gets hit and i think when he gets hit by bigger guys because he got he got hit by osman he got hit by burns i think to my get hit and i don't i don't know that his strike is on the level i know i don't think striking is on the level
Starting point is 00:19:43 that is wrestling is but and I think he's gonna get caught But neither is bone nickname and and and and to your stupid point is these grappling is not up to the other guys But if you're an outlier and in one thing you can force your will If you're such an outlier and one thing Homs not things not striking because he's grappling so look at cabebes not good Was grappling so good muck chuff striking is good. It's not striking because he's grappling so, look at Kabebes. Not good. But he's grappling so good, Mukchav. Striking's good, it's not world class, it's good.
Starting point is 00:20:08 But he's grappling. Nothing is Mukchav's hit. He's grappling so good. Tremayev gets hit. He gets hit. And I think with those bigger guys, you know. Depends, if he can take him down and get him out of there. If he can take him down.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Well, he can take anybody down. Loneko might be a different animal, but for the most part, all those top guys If he can take him down. Well, he can take anybody down. Low-nick will might be a different animal, but for the most part, all those top guys, he can take him down. Yeah, he's always been hard to take down, guys like that. Guarantee you, he can take him down. Yes.
Starting point is 00:20:35 That's his thing. Again, he's an outline. Again, I'm gonna play Devil's Advocate. He may take him down, then what? Then what? I don't know that he has the finishing that some of these other guys said, wrestling's great. I don't know that he has the finishing that some of these other guys It rustling's great. I don't know that it's finishing is the world-class level that it needs to be in terms of right like I just
Starting point is 00:20:52 Didn't see that. No man. He put a clinic 108 in that first round and then broke his head. Yeah He put an ancona choke on Kevin Holland in 30 seconds. Yeah, that's hard that is dude You know what Kevin Holland is a A black belt, you stupid fuck. Well listen, you stupid fuck. I'm talking about, I'm talking about fucking dealing with real, there's other guys for it. That's different, different levels. Who? Who? Who?
Starting point is 00:21:14 What, what, what grappling? What grappling? What grappling? What black belts? I think there are guys who are better at standing up and neutralizing that. No, you're not talking about that. You see, that's a different argument. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:24 You said when it comes to black belts. So I've seen with with Kevin Holland who again, he may be a black belt. Travis, I'm known for his grapple. Travis, who's not. It doesn't matter. I mean, Kevin Holland, in fact, the whole example, because Kevin Holland, no, no, Kevin Holland was literally refiding and looking at Daniel Corman saying, you got to teach me wrestling. We're, wrestling. You're talking about two separate things. Look at my face. But no, Jiu-Jitsu and wrestling are two separate components that makes martial arts.
Starting point is 00:21:50 No, this is such a better. It's grappling, bro. No, they're not the same thing. What's wrestling, what's grappling? I was a wrestler. Yeah, I know. But you gotta realize, but you gotta realize, Kevin Holland's a Travis Luder black belt.
Starting point is 00:22:02 That's insane. High level black belt. That darsen 40 seconds. But again, to my point, I'm going to wait. How those top five guys who at that level can compete with them on the ground? With Chimayaf. When it comes to grappling. Bring up a up the other way. A Whitaker comes to mind. And Whitaker Whitaker's black belt grappler. Yeah. Whitaker's grappling is substantial. It's good. I think polycostas grappling is gonna be a bitch form.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Oh, cause he did so well against the grapple. That's true. He didn't do so well, but Lou Grappling was a different animal when it comes to grappling. His grappling is ridiculous. This is very good. Yeah. So, yeah, I'm just not on the,
Starting point is 00:22:53 I'm not on the Chimaya train, Bob. I'm just not on a, I think Chimaya has, I think Chimaya has, but all the stars in the bigger, it's far straight to Jiu-Jitsu. Vittori, Kenner, Whitaker, the GCCs, they're all big. They're better straight to Jiu-Jitsu. Vittori, Kennair, Whitaker, Dracies. They're all big kids.
Starting point is 00:23:07 They're better at something else and they might be bigger. But when it comes to straight up wrestling, he's taking all of them down. They're all really big. They're so much bigger and they're so much stronger. I don't know. I think he has his hands full. And if size was the only thing that counted, he'd be screwed. But I think, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:23 No, it's not. But he has his hands full. Yeah, is he a small 85 or a normal 85? He's a normal. Cause do police he's massive? Whitaker, you fight at 70, Jere cannair massive, you fight at heavyweight? Laboratory, thicker, but short,
Starting point is 00:23:38 Paul Costa massive. Yeah, I'm very intrigued. I'm intrigued. Now Paul Craig could give him some fritz on the ground. I've just not, yeah, I guess if he can rely on his wrestling, but I don't know if he can. I don't think he relies on his wrestling at 85. I just don't.
Starting point is 00:23:59 I think those guys figure that out. I just think those guys may compare every time he comes in. And he tends to all of a sudden. So then you don't think Bo Nichols will be champ? Well, I think Bo Nichols' wrestling is gonna be such a problem for everyone. And you don't think comps are...
Starting point is 00:24:18 I don't think comps are, I don't know. There's a national champion. In Sweden, there's a big difference. Still. So I don't think comps are wrestling is on the level of a there's a big difference. Still. So I don't think comes out, the wrestling is on the level of a bone nickel, right? So I think those are two different conversations, different animal.
Starting point is 00:24:31 Again, I'm not, but I don't really know. And the reason I don't really know is because you haven't seen the fight in the middle. Right, we haven't seen the fight in a big time. I'm in a way. So I'm waiting. And I'm still intrigued because he broke his hand. It's still one.
Starting point is 00:24:42 It's weird that I'm on the same boat as you go and we haven't seen him be the big middleweight. We haven't seen him be, and then he's gonna fight for a title. There you go. And that's strange. Yes. Because are we gonna wait to find out if he can handle those big middleweights when he's champion?
Starting point is 00:24:56 I can't even go. I couldn't have been more, but again, it's UFC, it's entertainment, people wanna see him. So, you know, and he is undefeated. Yeah, he's a monster. Monster. And the word is when it comes to his training camp and stuff like that, the people he's beaten.
Starting point is 00:25:15 I heard we haven't seen a thing. Yeah. Tip of the iceberg. Same thing instead about mock chav. Like there's a reason there's hype. Oh yeah. There's reason why I'm on his nuts. And by the way, I will again say that dominating
Starting point is 00:25:27 Utsumon on the ground like that, and he dominated him is no easy task. Does it? Yeah. That's not easy. And then if you didn't break his hand, who knows? Correct. He's probably not forced to stand with him,
Starting point is 00:25:37 he probably takes him down and gets the finish. But we don't know, he broke his hand. Yeah. But you and your money is money as a champion eventually. Eventually, I don't think he beat Strickland the next year. No. In the next year, my money's on Strickland. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Because you think Strickland can some stuff take downs? I know, Strickland gets taken down, but I think he works back up his feet, and I think Homsa dominates the first and second round, but then Strickland's pressure in the third, fourth, and fifth after seeing what Kamal did, you have some problems. I'll tell you what Gilbert Burns did.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Because Strickland does not stop. He gets better. It's a wave. And then the Hamzaat's cardio hasn't been that elite to me with Strickland, he breaks everybody. The tough skies in the world, he breaks them. So for Hamzaat, that's a nightmare, dude. 100%.
Starting point is 00:26:27 I'm very intrigued. I'm very intrigued. Are you getting bet on the Francis Firi fight? Yeah, I'm gonna put all, I'm gonna put my house on Tyson Fury. You wouldn't make much money. Right. The bet would do bet that Francis lands something.
Starting point is 00:26:43 Sure. I know a little bit about how boxing works when you're fighting somebody who's that level. It's like, I don't. You know, it's impossible. I'm not fighting about that level. No, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I know a little bit about what it's like to be. A guy who's new to boxing, fighting,
Starting point is 00:26:58 a guy who's been boxing his whole life, real hard to deal with, real hard. So you can try to make it my type as much as you. Even that, no, at that level you you've never facing but at that level. I have I'm saying I'm saying that the way boxing works and the reason they're really good at predicting fights sometimes is they go the people in the no go. There's no way you can catch up to this guy. It'd be
Starting point is 00:27:19 like rolling. But he's not trying to that but see that's the mistake the common person thinks like oh he's just can outbox him. Francis isn't going there and box him that he's not trying to. But see, that's the mistake, the common person thinks. Like, oh, he's just gonna unbox him. Francis isn't going there and box him. That he's not gonna box him. He's gonna flail. He's gonna, you know, you know, you know how you fought Rosenstruck when he was just like wild and you like,
Starting point is 00:27:34 what the fuck is this? That's what he has to do. If he sits back and tries to do it, like a no, he's gonna get, yeah, and he's in his life too. And the only way he's not gonna do that. I don't work is in the first two rounds that's what I said that's what it has to do first two rounds are gonna be mayhem yes you're
Starting point is 00:27:55 and if it doesn't work you can get annihilated all good yeah the worst thing is for you to sit back and try to out-class them and your your life's gonna change forever yeah not in a good way yeah you're gonna go home speaking different which we we don't want. So go out on your shield, Homer Simpson, flail your arms. If it lands all good, if not, all good, short night. But what we don't want to have happened is whatever's eight, 10 rounds, and you get your brains bashed in. That's what we don't want from a heavyweight.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Life regards the greatest heavyweight to ever do it. Yeah, probably. Yeah. I mean, you know, watch me beat them. Maybe George Foreman is prime with that, with how big is, maybe not as good as me. I was making it to Dylan White, I was making it to the White House, big, big, strong men, and you know, who'd been boxing forever. If I'm French, I'd just go, all right, let's, let's, flail my arms like a thameter.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Well, it's going to be also, it's very interesting because Francis will be fighting somebody who's bigger than him. Taller. Yeah, I mean, chubby. Yeah, just wide hips. Just a lot to manage. Better footwork. Yeah, quicker.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Knows where to place him. And can't hit him. Is he quicker, you think? Oh, yeah. You mean his hands? His hands is footwork. His footwork on parallel. He's going to be in his footwork.
Starting point is 00:28:58 His fanning place. He's going to make some of the jobs. He's never seen anything like it. It's right. He wants to be on all of his jobs. He's just rolling. Just rolling. Tyson Fury's footwork.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Yeah. No, I'm close and he's massive. That's an educated boxer who's been doing it forever at the highest level. It has seen all comers. All comers. All comers. I literally do. I just...
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Starting point is 00:29:52 He's a British boxer. It's weird. But then I also went against DeViro Williamson. He was my trading partner for a long time and he was on the Olympic team with Floyd. It was a nightmare. How big was he? Six, three.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Oh, Jesus Christ. On the Olympic team. Yeah, on the Olympic team. He's a savage. And hitting the head. And he? Six, three. Oh, Jesus Christ. On the Olympic team. Yeah, on the Olympic team. He's a savage. And hitting the head. And hitting you in the head. Oh, yeah. Me, Shane, Nate.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Just punching you guys right in face. Fuck you. But I have a better shot of beating him than Francis does Tyson Fury. Because Tyson Fury would beat both the gentleman I fought in the same night in one round. That's how good he is. Those are the odds against Francis. Yeah, so you can't box
Starting point is 00:30:27 You got to do Antonio do like a street fight. Throw a knee It's just get in there. Whatever shit happens dude. Just start throwing. Oh, and hopefully something falls You know, yeah, I mean it's gonna be fine. You know he's stupid fuck I just like to throw that in there dude. You stupid fuck. You're just stupid fuck. You're just stupid fucking it. Listen, you fucking me, Puff. You fucking idiot. I flew first class, who wins.
Starting point is 00:30:50 And you did. And did. Well, that's our show. What's that? That's our show. Be let's take a little break, because I'm starving and I can't wait to get home dude, but my problem is I like to cook at home,
Starting point is 00:31:02 but it takes so long. I'm talking hours, dude. I'm gonna toss together rotisserie chicken. You know me, dude, I want that carnivore. I need, I'm sick of it. Do you have anything I could use to bake it fast? Everybody's got, everybody's got a crazy schedule, all right? But at the end of the day, when meal time happens,
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Starting point is 00:32:30 That's hello fresh.com promo code 50 TFATK. America's number one meal kit. Well, that was a good recap of the weekend though. Yeah. Had ourselves a civilized breakfast at the four seasons. I watched you eat. You didn't need. I don't eat breakfast. You came down.
Starting point is 00:32:52 And you said you want some of it. Diet Coke. Diet Coke. Diet Coke. My nicotine, dude. Diet Coke, a little black buffalo. You didn't eat anything. Like an American. I'm not thinking of it. I need all day.
Starting point is 00:33:02 Yeah, you didn't have little. You don't eat about two or three, but then with the time chains we're traveling, and any time I got home. I had two twizzlers the entire day. Yeah. That was my diet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Got, took a ride in the, felt sick. I took a ride in the Cuck truck and. Five? Yeah. It didn't work. I got, no, I got it. It didn't turn on. And it was, it was, that's too much for me.
Starting point is 00:33:26 And he stepped on the accelerator. How did you feel? I felt my back really get swallowed in by the seat. By the torque. My back got swallowed by the seat. And then I looked at Brennan, I go, this car is every 14 year old's jewelry. It is.
Starting point is 00:33:43 I said, I know, I feel like'm gonna frat truck is so ridiculous. Yeah. Oh, we're not stopping there. One day goes the kibby tack. What? And then, we're stopping. Oh yeah, we have more stuff to do.
Starting point is 00:33:53 What else can we do? That's what we got to do. You got to finish the episode, man. What else are you doing? I'll sort this stuff. Just tweaking and making some tweaks. Yep. I'm excited.
Starting point is 00:34:04 It's amazing. Brennan, would you let Brian drive? Absolutely not. Okay. I'm excited. It's amazing. Brendan, would you let Brian drive? You're so nuts. Okay. I couldn't even finish the sentence. I thought about driving it. Really? I would never.
Starting point is 00:34:13 I would never spin. No, because you've got some horsepower. Yeah, well over a thousand, but I'm even going to be even more. By the time I'm done, probably around 1300. If you mean such a good one. How is that street legal and also why? You think I'm worried about the rules?
Starting point is 00:34:30 Think I give a fuck? Oh! I don't condone to these rules, these establishments. It's your, it's your problem. Come get me new sum. You just drive that everywhere. Everywhere, yeah. I'll pick my kid up after school.
Starting point is 00:34:43 They're all taking naps, I just wake him up with the revving of the inches Got me a bitches dad's here It's like Jurassic Park the water yeah, if we were still riding horses back in the day you'd ride up on a bull Got this bull I fucking tamed it in my I motted this bull I got a cup holder. Check out the hoofs. Oh, did you see that guy?
Starting point is 00:35:11 Is that a look up Ryan Thomas backflip on a bike? Check this out. So this guy, I think his name is Ryan Thomas. So he, I think that's one time I tried a backflip, and a frontflip it in front loop. This dude did so, so he got to give a suck right jumps. He jumps. He says, he's just not the name goes. He goes, he goes, he goes, he goes this way.
Starting point is 00:35:36 Yeah. But he goes this way. Oh, no way. It's never been done. Really? Yeah, it's kind of cool like the momentum like you're supposed to backflip. But he's got it's great. It's like, it's, it's something that a, yeah, watch this,
Starting point is 00:35:48 I think it's Ryan Thomas, maybe I'm wrong, but I think it is, it looks like he's that. Let's just give this a shot, I guess, yeah. That's the worst thing in there. Oh, no. No, this one, this guy follows the shows. Yeah, he's the man, but he's a master on scooters. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:36:02 And Bikes too, he does Bikes as well. He does that. Well, he said it took a bit of things scooters, what, in the background. He's a master on scooters. Oh, okay, and box it he does bikes as well He doesn't well he said it took a bit of things scooters Check what he's a professional scooter guy and what he does box as well This way you want to show us now he did something nobody's done before We just need a name it would current. Do we tell you bit killer all the time? Yeah, the momentum in the show just I saw a guy do a backflip on a bar. Oh, that is. This one.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Look at this. Come on. He said he kept doing it and he kept falling and he kept like nobody's ever done that. Like, think about practicing that. Ah, made a mistake. He said, he did like a thousand times before he got it. That now, a mistake. He said it did like a thousand times before he got it.
Starting point is 00:36:50 That now, there's a larger point I'm making. Please. Please. Only dudes would do that. Only guys. You said a girl wouldn't do that on a planet. No, I think that's what guys do. Guys, guys go, I'm gonna die trying something. But you're only doing that to impress other dudes. Or you're just, no girls like you. I'm just saying nobody else is done and be doing that to impress other dudes or you're just no girls like
Starting point is 00:37:05 You say nobody else is done and be significant Like you gotta be at the X games they do wild shit like this all the time They do some crazy shit Never had and never had an interest in that stuff yet you brought it up. Yeah well Ryan really? I'm worth it. It's the same guy because it's Ryan Williams and his Instagram is why right? That's him. Yeah. And he's the one that
Starting point is 00:37:32 did the front with the man. It must have been. Yeah. Oh, day. Oh, yes. That's why I really yes. That's a guy that follows us. The show. Yeah, he's the man. It's got a tailpiece on a little. And would you say and chin doesn't follow him. Yeah. I don't follow X-game stuff, that's why. Yeah, that's... Are they still doing the X-games? I'm pretty sure they do.
Starting point is 00:37:52 It used to be big on ESPN too. But that's the flip right there, right? Yeah, it took some faults. Yeah, super talented at sports. Yeah, super freak. Yeah. Lord have mercy. Gotta work on my back flips. All right.
Starting point is 00:38:08 You got any other videos you saw in TikTok? You want to tell us about? No, it wasn't on TikTok. Oh. I'm not on TikTok. I don't have the app. I don't. Oh shit, I see you scant the app.
Starting point is 00:38:19 I really don't actually. Did you take it off recently? No, I just don't. I can't do it. You're too old for it. Yeah, I can do six or whatever. I can't. And I don't even go on Instagram anymore because the problem is I'll you go Oh, let me see this boxing thing or this jujitsu tutorial cuz I want to get better at jiu-jitsu Mm-hmm, and then I you start scrolling and 40 minutes later you're on a plane going what the fuck my life? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:38:39 You don't have an Instagram on your phone right? No, smart and scream on your phone, right? No, smart. What is that? What is that? What is that? Current events? All right, so, Sinoz? Yeah, what should we do?
Starting point is 00:38:50 We want to go ahead. Let's go with this one first, the hip drop tackle thingy. Okay, so this is the hot topic in the NFL guys. They want to get rid of the hip drop tackle. After last year, Patrick, my home set in injury, Tony Polar, that injury, and they are calling it the cousin of the horse collar. What do you guys think?
Starting point is 00:39:07 How are you guys supposed to fucking tackle? It's football, this stuff happened. So there is, there is never a thing where, that happened to Gronk, where the guy had done it to three other players, where he grabs, grabs you here, slides, and kind of like blocks your knee and falls like a lot. They're just trying to get you down,
Starting point is 00:39:25 the body name means necessarily. It's not like some guys trust me, they'd rather just do it cleanly. But these guys are fucking big, strong and fast and run hard. So they go down, drag. Yes, it's fucking stupid, it's football. Yeah, I don't think it's at all like a horse collar.
Starting point is 00:39:39 I mean, horse collar is literally grabbing your shirt. Yes. The holding call. This to me is a clean tackle. This is to save your knees, right? Yeah, that's what they're saying. Cause like, you know, Smith got hurt this year too, the holding call. This to me is a clean tackle. This is to save your knees, right? Yeah, that's what they're saying, because like, you know, Smith got hurt this year too, because of it. Yeah, but what are you supposed to do?
Starting point is 00:39:50 It's also football. It's like, guys get hurt unfortunately. Like, how soft we want to make football? It's like them to talk about banning that, you know, the butt push with the Philadelphia Eagles, whenever it's fourth and inches, they get really close, and then the run-and-backs push homeboys butt
Starting point is 00:40:08 so they get the first down. Anybody can do it. They're just the best at doing it. So they want a bandit, they're like it's cheating, because they're using behind momentum to push them to the first down. So stop it.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Then you guys stop it. If you wanna, don't make it illegal, just learn a way to stop it. Yeah, I don't know how you'd stop it. If you want to, don't make it illegal, just learn a way to stop it. Yeah, I don't know how you'd stop this. This, this, this just tackling. It's just that I'm feeling getting soft. It feels like it's just, it'd be hard.
Starting point is 00:40:37 It's like they're banned, you can't tackle a guy by the dreads. All right, because it, because it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I mean, because it's so because it's also don't have Dresden somebody's running and you grab around the waist right and they keep running What are you supposed to do like how are you supposed to now if you they've banished supposed to let go So he's got yeah, or he's got a yard and you've got to stop now and it changes the game What are you supposed to do what are you supposed to do like do you... All this is the NFL trying to protect their assets. So like the quarterback rule,
Starting point is 00:41:08 all right, we can't have the most famous person on the fucking field getting hurt. So you can't touch the quarterback basically, you know, it's like flag football. That was the Tom Brady rule they call it. Cause they protect their assets. This, I, more, if another big time player gets hurt, then they're gonna start looking at how to ban that.
Starting point is 00:41:23 They're just trying to protect their investments. That's all it is. I'm not that mad at it. It's going to get cut. Well besides that, I'm not that mad at it. It's too aggressive for me. Anyway, they can save somebody's money. I'm watching them bang it out.
Starting point is 00:41:36 They can save somebody's knee from an ACL tear like that, like Grunk had. Don't play football. I know, but that guy, that guy who did that to Cronk did it to another player of the game before. There was a thing he was doing. Like how do you avoid that? Don't play football. Don't sign up for football.
Starting point is 00:41:52 Well, now there's got to be a better way. But you're not going to get a not to tackle when he's powerful. Yeah, you went down to the knees, man. What do we, it's football. So what are they saying? You can't grab around the way saying go down to your knee. I don't know how they regulate and go down to your knee. How about how they regulate that? That's the problem.
Starting point is 00:42:07 I don't know how you're saying. And they're gonna put in too much power and the referees hands, and they're gonna dictate like what's illegal and what those days are yours. Yeah, the issue is like the Australian like rugby guys have already gone ahead and like made this illegal and but no one's come forward with an actual proposal so that's the problem people are just whining okay well this leads into this article here that just came out today so this
Starting point is 00:42:37 skyd in cream Jackson I'm not sure if you guys are familiar with this particular particular. So apparently he's had like, what they would consider dirty shots before, and this one in particular was really bad. And he got kicked out of the game, he got ejected. You know what you're about to be? You can't play the game. You gotta be to get kicked out for unnecessary roughness. Wait, let me take the volume off.
Starting point is 00:42:56 So they're staying here, he dropped his shoulder. Yeah, cut. Right there. And he did. Can we get, yeah. That was a longness there, yeah. He didn't even have the ball, but maybe didn't see it No, he did have the ball right no, did he yeah, but he goes Yeah, it's not his head
Starting point is 00:43:15 But he didn't use his because he hit the guy in the head, but he didn't spare him I don't know dude, but apparently he has like a history of doing like you mean a history of Lane pipe dude Yeah, a history of doing, like, even a history of laying pipe dude. Yeah. A history of history of being a football, my history of being a good fucking, he time to play. I know.
Starting point is 00:43:31 I listen, I grew up on a job here. He also hit him with a shoulder. He didn't hit the head. He didn't hit the head. He didn't hit the head. No, it's a shoulder. It's a good tackle I think. That's a, I mean, don't play football.
Starting point is 00:43:41 They don't want you to drop your shoulder anymore though, Ryan. Can't. Hold on, let's see. He's not a poor, I'm not sure. He could have easily, like, he's not thinking about it. That's right in his chest. Yeah, he's just... I mean, stop him.
Starting point is 00:43:51 It's both the head and the shoulder. That's a bullshit call to me. Heading shoulders. Ah, man, that's bullshit. I don't know what else is called. That's a class of head. No, no, it's not. The power is on the chest.
Starting point is 00:44:00 It's all centered in the chest. Correct. I don't know. Now if it was all head, I'd get that. If he just had hunting, get a good hit. That's called a good hit. Where else is he? That's a good hit.
Starting point is 00:44:09 That's a perfectly timed hit, I think. Maybe we're just old school. So he's been fined almost 90 grand so far this year. Worth it. Ah! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Starting point is 00:44:22 What do you mean? Is this a kiss gashay. I don't know. I don't know. This football, I don't know this sport. And the Broncos won this week. I know. That's a big deal.
Starting point is 00:44:32 We suck. All right. All right. More on the football. Great signing here. Great signing. Great signing. Fully condone this.
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Starting point is 00:45:04 That boy's so fun. I'm not even a gay man Yeah, he's pretty trapped out. That boy is so fun. I'm not even a gay man, but it's just distracting today. You're in a strong, jaws like that. What a perfect signing though. I'm wearing the cotton tank. Yeah, you are.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Yeah, you are. What that dig do. Am I right? Mostly just envision how it could be execute. I'll tell you what Brian wants to bang out with. Brian just constantly just like, Brian's jaw's open.
Starting point is 00:45:28 Well, because all I want to be is that. I want to look like that. What's he way? That's just, I'm always. You're closer to Francis and Gano the R-Him. Yeah. Better athlete than Gano? Right, Skams.
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Starting point is 00:45:50 267. Is that real? He's 267, really? Yeah, every bit of 277. 64273. Wow. He tossed his brand around, brand and it's like this. Come on, come on, don't.
Starting point is 00:46:00 He tickles, brand it. Comes in like this. Hey, come here, you and brand and it's like, come on, don't. Yeah, let him.'s like come on And you being back on you bang it out. Don't and you go don't say that Bang it. Hey big boy come over here. He's like no, come on don't I just bought this shirt. I know it's all colorful Yeah, we'd have a good time. These big old thick fingers. Mm-hmm bang it out What a great signing though that marketing. Those are stuff. We're not the only ones who like them. Correct. They have to be paying him a pretty penny.
Starting point is 00:46:30 Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Heavy on the pretty. Sinas? Yeah, well luckily this was in your flight, guys. But an off duty pilot for Alaska is going to be charged with 83 counts of attempted murder. I always hope this happens on my plane. Because you tried to pull the engine.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Yeah, I would love if someone did this on my plane. No, what? Use my skill set. I would love just to be a hero on the other side. I'll just like, I'll handle this. And then they give me free. And then they give me free. I'm running as a passenger in the cockpit. Try to see if we can draw a plane.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Well, that is crazy. Why? To 83 counts of reckless endangerment. He screwed. What happened? Here, we've got the guy that tried to shut the engines down out of the cockpit. He doesn't sound like he's causing the issues
Starting point is 00:47:16 in the back right now. I think he subdued other than that. We want long force as soon as we on the ground. For whatever reason, what he wanted to shut off the engines, and he was a pilot. And he knew how. Yeah, that's the scary part. That is very weird.
Starting point is 00:47:32 Maybe he's on the rooms like you were. Maybe his mind was hijacked by some foreign intelligence agency. He gave him too much credit. I think he just panicked and was like, had an episode. I was like, I got to shut this thing down. An episode. I'm he just panicked and was like had an episode. I was like I got a shit I'm gonna kill him break or was he try oh they were in the air? Yes, he's trying to shut the engines. Oh yeah, we got kill him
Starting point is 00:47:55 It's weird Like that kill him you just go into the cockpit. Hey You just go into the cockpit. Hey, easy, all right? Yeah, I killed what? Yeah, I killed what? I killed him. I would love to see what each of you would do in that situation.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Well, I'm not being the back judge in the stomach. Well, you go, go get him, Bren. No, I wouldn't. Yeah, yeah. Ryan would direct this out. Look, and then went to over, but I didn't have any penis. If I was on mushrooms, I'd be like,
Starting point is 00:48:22 I can't, if I was on mushrooms, I had to just, I'll be here with my popcorn. Get him, I'll be here with my popcorn. Get him, Bradman. You get him? Who grow him? Oh, come, there's two more from him. Yeah, go down.
Starting point is 00:48:36 I have a point, crush. Brian, you got this right here at this, you know what, you're gonna go, you go and attain the women children while I take care of Daddy's work. Is that what, that's what I would do? Yeah. All right, and then you guys,
Starting point is 00:48:45 who likes a puppet show? Then you'd yell in the back and ping him out. Brenna's gonna be banging out the terrorist in the front. Is he labeled a terrorist? I believe I would go in there and I'd cause some problems. I've been doing a lot of, as you know, studying of Gigi too. Yeah, you could show it off here. You're like, what else you got, kid?
Starting point is 00:49:09 Throw in the old guy. Yeah, guy, he was away for how long? I mean, 83 counts of felony, like this forever. A week. Or 83, yeah, 84. Portland, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who knows? All right, give me a sec here. Eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth eighth I don't know how this happened like the timing. Oh fucking please. Yeah. Oh, no, we'll play the video real quick
Starting point is 00:49:55 And it's the waste pipe so it's there's crap in there It just comes flying out you'll see They're all laughing in the bag This is the last thing. Oh! Yeah, that's pretty bad. She leaned into it. Oh yeah. I mean, they had no idea.
Starting point is 00:50:15 No, the worst of it though, just all on his back. And his laptop, too. His laptop's going to be just storage. Yeah. She kind of, she got out of the way. Kind of, like, she's all listening. Oh! That's someone in her mouth. That's a hundred percent.
Starting point is 00:50:28 Yeah, without a doubt. It's due to baby. That is not good, dude. Okay, so this video went viral. Have you guys seen this at all? First of all, and any? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:39 I haven't seen this. So she's pretty. She is pretty. She's actually pretty hot. She date that, that's, she's from 48. Wait, she's that's looped up pretty.'s actually pretty hot. Uh, she date that's that she's 48 or she's that's looped up pretty that's that's $4,000 do she all Is that her that's her yeah, and he just got up and left was I go He bounced it I think
Starting point is 00:50:58 I made a few weeks. It's kind of a longer video, but it's worth it I think it takes me for weeks talking to you Why didn't block him, bitch, I don't know. But today I was bored and I had time, so he takes me killing me for drinks, and I'm like, you know, me here. I got the best fucking option. I need you now, for that. So the guy wanted to take it out for $75 in oysters.
Starting point is 00:51:28 She seems like, I enjoy good oysters just like she's making them too. Yeah, that's good oysters. But she's slipping around. But 48 oysters. Can you imagine 48? And there are some small ones for sure. He's like, you want another one? She's got good manners at least And she said like this is good content to like you know film crazy woman and then she just left him there with the no
Starting point is 00:51:53 No, no, no, no he left her there She kind of sucks though. She literally just went to use them for the oysters. She did all the, but I did all the, I was so good, I'm not gonna be good. You're not that interesting. She's left with the bill. She just did it for the content. That's the whole part of it was for,
Starting point is 00:52:17 so after that. Well, that's gotta be at least two in the box. Oh my God, baby. No, it's, it a dozen for 15 bucks. 75 bucks. So she ate more crab cakes and potatoes. Okay, everything was so good. 10, 10 baby.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Why don't you put this bitch out of the niggas? Like he going to the bathroom and come back. Fuck. I'm like, how the fuck on? It's been like 10, 20, 30 minutes. You wanna put this nigga? Hey, it had the end up grabbing a tap nigga left me with his little one fucking drink
Starting point is 00:52:49 Bitch, I'm so glad bitch keep me some money Cuz what that was crazy to me and I said bitch you run out of the tap. He's like my line Wait, did you see that he said I got my spare ass at you. Yeah, he's like you ordered so much for that I don't take you off for drinks, I want to. No, she's awful. She is terrible, but she's pretty hot though, that's it. I hate people who think, well, she's, I will give her 70 oysters.
Starting point is 00:53:15 She eats a lot. She eats a lot. That's not first day etiquette though. No, it's not that good. She don't go that hard. She sucks. I mean, she sucks, but I can understand why the guy was like, but then he was like, you know, no
Starting point is 00:53:26 No, so you're just doing for content. She's not there just trying to connect with the homeboy. Yeah, no She probably shitter pants when she got home probably fucking Four dozen oysters with all that bullshit on it and she watched it down with crab cakes and a margarita Do she 100% shitter pants. That's the other thing, he's like, I don't wanna deal with this. Yeah, she's, yeah, anyway. She's awful.
Starting point is 00:53:54 She's awful. It's just like, you're just a shitty person. That's why you dipped. Yeah, you just suck. Sometimes you're like, what am I doing with my life? I can't be with this person. One of the third order, he's like, oh, you're out of here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:06 And you're eating potatoes and crab cakes. And filming it while you're on a date with me. Oh, just. And going like this. But 48 oysters is so. So good. These are so good. I'm like, I'm like, I'm the best oysters.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Like get the fuck out. I can't even get one down. I love my. Oh, I love it. This is a great, not 40. You get sick. No, it's easy to get sick from the wrong loister. You just never know. We've been sick.
Starting point is 00:54:28 You and Jay have been sick from an oyster place. I forgot. And one of the tours. Oh, that's right. We mean, we mean we went to and Vegas. We went to a sushi place. And I tasted one bite. I went, this is not good.
Starting point is 00:54:37 I remember that. Yeah, I don't think sushi is made of. I was sick for four months. What is this? Some. I found this on a lacrosse network. This is a 1932 brawl at a lacrosse game. Just white.
Starting point is 00:54:54 Yeah. Just all right. Just fighting away. Just hitting each other with stints. So it was pretty crazy, but I can't. Let me hit him on the back of the head. Yeah. Is that a penalty or a...
Starting point is 00:55:04 But then they reposted. Brennan's post. International lacrosse thing. Yeah. Oh, wow. Look at that. Let's see, that's how it's pretty cool. Certified lacrosse guy.
Starting point is 00:55:15 Wait, you got a pretty crooked face there, buddy. Hey. Crooked? Look at that. Yeah, you just... What do you mean? I don't know, your face looks all... Not that side.
Starting point is 00:55:24 You look like a typical there, buddy buddy old school. Yeah, old school Long hair just whatever there you go there you go. There it is. Hey, you were a cutie I love lacrosse man Love I don't mind you with a shaved head good. I mind you with a shave head I look good. I just get tough, dude, right? No, I'm good looking, I'm a good looking man. An older face.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Yeah, not your hair. No, your face is whatever, but your hair is. When he said, I look like a Russian wrestler and I said, can you repeat that place? Let me get my hand on my pants. I said, look like a Russian wrestler. No, your hair is a disaster, but your face is cool. I always kind of disaster. You always been like see the fuck a Russian one. Nah, here's a disaster. But your face is cool.
Starting point is 00:56:06 I always been a disaster. You always been a disaster. Since I've known you, you're here's known to get. I was a kid. Yeah. I've never had good hair. Even as a kid? Even as a kid, and I'm not kidding.
Starting point is 00:56:14 I never had good hair. It was thin and fallin' out of the skin. It just sucked. It just was now. It just sucked. It was frizzy and shitty and it just sucked. Oh, God. Yeah, there's some problems.
Starting point is 00:56:26 I hope your head looks like a globe. Don't say that. What? Like the hairs like the continent. No, I don't like that. No, don't say it looks like a globe. Okay. The right. Listen, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:56:37 It's light though. No, there's something I draw the line on. I gotta get a magic mine. You know what? No matter what happens. You know what? No matter what happens. You know what doesn't help me here? When your friend fucking insults you, you always have magic mine. And that creates an alertness.
Starting point is 00:56:52 You have that going for you. And get into the flow and you realize that it's all good, baby. It's gonna be my third one of the day. Yeah, that's what happens. Dude, do you think if I drink this, I'll look like the owner? No, that's a... It's both Dime, JP Domeasses. Oh, James, James, James. James just shot me, that's a house both times. Should be dumbasses. James James James just shot me.
Starting point is 00:57:08 He has a party on Thursday. Can you come to that? Absolutely not, but I will. We should go. I'm telling you his parties are great. No, I know. I do. I'm a dad's coming.
Starting point is 00:57:16 My dad's coming to town. Yeah, but he's so great. We need to have dinner with James. I know. I know. I do want to go. He's the best. He's the best. Is it immalibu? Yeah, they're coming up
Starting point is 00:57:25 I know I'm a lot of say this but I think they're coming up with a sparkly magic mine You know I'm glad they're cuz always went man. We should have some more sparkling. I know I want more sparkling I want bigger you mean like like a drink like a Celsius Oh like sparkling water, but sparkling. I'll be cool. Yeah. I love this All right, what else you got to mental clarity decreases stress Get you in a flow state try it Try it. I don't know anyone who's taking these and didn't love them. It's true They're really good the bottle makes me happy do more stress less little wave on there. I like magic mind as a name
Starting point is 00:58:09 They're doing really well by the way I'll throw away for you What do you got, Jim? I think that's pretty much it that is for our current roots. Yeah, don't wear skims ads where Schimzads and no more Schimzads. Oh my. Niagara Falls, November 3rd and 4th. Almost sold out one show Friday, one show Saturday, November 3rd and 4th. Basie Buffalo, coming out Buffalo.
Starting point is 00:58:32 Show some support for your former Buffalo Bill. I was on the team for three minutes. Come on out Niagara Falls, Basie Buffalo, November 3rd and 4th. Chicago, December 8th and 9th. Downtown Chicago, that's two shows Friday, two shows Saturday. Then we just announced the keep trucking. I forget. Don't put me on the spot.
Starting point is 00:58:50 We just announced way to go. Be we just announced the keep trucking tour starts to 24. Nashville January 25th. That's a Thursday. Then Austin, January 26th, 27th. Take us that thickboy.com. This whole the automotive content, 26th 27th. Take us that thickboy.com. This whole the automotive content
Starting point is 00:59:12 Tuntown will drop very soon. I'm finished up at Kibbe Tech Wednesday. We'll have some announcements as far as the car content goes This weekend guys Friday Saturday Chicago improv Friday October 27th Saturday October 28th Raleigh North Carolina. I'll see you November 9 10 and and then Yuck Yuck's in Calgary. I love that. I got to go to Good Club. I've been in Calgary. I've been in Yuck Yuck in years. I'd been in Calgary. I'd been in Yuck Yuck in years.
Starting point is 00:59:32 I'd great times there. November 16, 17, and 18, I can't wait. It's been a long time, Canada. I'm coming back. I'm coming back, Canada. November 16, 17, and 18. God bless everybody. everybody.

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