The Golden Hour - This D’Elia is Over The Rock | The Golden Hour #6 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Matt D’Elia
Episode Date: December 9, 2022The guys discuss their "types", dating shows, Love Is Blind, Ashton Kutcher's serial killer connection, Brendan's new dog debacle, Erik's NBA story and irritation from Jason Stath...am movies, Matt's hatred of Gerard Butler movies, Nick and Chin's boxing match, AI faces and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Whoa.
Dio.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Look at you.
Not bad.
I'm into this.
He looks like one of those Asian girls that likes rappers.
Oh, look at this beauty.
Wait, who's that?
That's Chris.
That's Chris.
You can't even tell.
That's what I'm saying.
That's Bruce Wilson, Demi Moore's daughter.
That's a beauty.
That's a beautiful woman.
See what I'm saying?
You see what I'm saying?
No respect.
Just straight up Ricky Lake, dude.
Just straight up Ricky Lake.
Like, welcome to the East Coast. Welcome to the East Coast. Welcome to the East Coast. Welcome to the East Coast. Welcome to the East Coast. You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? No respect.
Just straight up Ricky Lake, dude.
Just straight up Ricky Lake.
Like, welcome to the show.
Yeah.
We're friends that laugh.
We're friends that shout.
Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about.
But that won't stop us.
Nothing can stop us
just rebranded enough it's stronger better bigger power because it is It's the golden hour. It's the golden hour.
You don't know about that a lot from living in L.A.
Yeah.
Is that you could drive seven hours and still be in California.
Dude, I know.
You know?
So that's like where, like, even when I go to the Midwest and I'm like, you're on the freeway.
And then the signs will be like Milwaukee Chicago
Like all these cities where you go wow I know that shit is that close close Yeah, our thing is just like nah moving away from Jersey to LA. It was the that was like the craziest part
I was like everything's so much closer back there. Yeah, you know I feel like things here are close
But it's like because the trafficking is so many people it's like forget it if you meet somebody and they're like oh you look at every like six miles
i'll get there in 10 minutes yeah in denver you might yeah yeah here it's like in traffic two
hours there's a certain time of day that like 10 miles is just like what are we doing dude i lived
downtown i dated a girl who lived in venice oh it might as well have been long distance for real
in venice oh it might as well have been long distance for real yeah yeah yeah she might as well be in north korea it's a two hour it's a two hour drive i don't know north korea south korea
yeah no dude it was rough dude and then she moved in and then it was even worse
then you wish she was in yeah yeah then you wish you would go back to venice italy please thank you
yeah well that's why i'm yeah that's what you learn about but people anybody that's all about Then you wish she was in Venice. Then you wish she was in North Korea. Venice, Italy, please. Thank you.
Well, that's what you learn about.
Anybody that's all about long-distance relationship,
they're like, this isn't going to work.
It's like, you're on a vacation.
So every time you get together, that's a vacation.
You need to actually live where you get to deal with everyday stuff,
and then you know.
And then it's so different. That's like The Bachelorette.
We're so in love, The Bachelorette.
We're so in love. It's like, first. Oh, dude. We're so in love.
It's like, first of all, you realize once this show and the budget's over,
you're going back to this two-bedroom apartment in Tarzana.
And it's just you two, and there's no cameras, and nobody gives a fuck.
Yeah, and the dates aren't a helicopter ride around the Tour de France shit.
Yeah, exactly.
Your date is at Friday.
And also, there isn't 10 other people
You can go make out with
And it'd be okay
I think it's funny
Towards the end when they do the stay over
The guy gets to stay in like 6 different chicks bedrooms
And I was like
It was fun their hair's all fucked up
We had a good time
The one that always gets me is
I would hate to be the first guy Because the first guy goes He has a a good time. You know, it's just really nice. The one that always gets me is like, I would hate to be the first guy.
Because the first guy goes, he has a really good time, you know, with this girl, right?
And he's like, oh, wow, I'm the one.
And then she goes, it was really fun, thank you.
And then she turns around and goes with the next guy.
That's another guy.
You've got to be thinking, is that first guy like, hold on, we just experienced something.
Right, right, right.
How can you just go do this with someone else?
But also that first guy, like, let's say he's really nice and like he's a gentleman and then
second third fourth fifth sixth is some savage he's a forgotten guy the forgotten man big dick
darren's like cool we're staying it's a sleepover my pet snake is his official name is big dick
yeah yeah yeah yeah it's it comes up on the score underneath big dick darren
he pulls up in a lamborghini you know when they meet at first yeah the best is that rose girl
where's that what that rose do baby the funniest is when uh they were trying to you know through the whole like you know the cancel culture and the blm movement all that stuff they're trying to
like force black people on there they had that oh. They're trying to force black people on there.
They had the token black guy
on there, and they're playing
a pickup basketball game at a rec center.
And he's hooping. I mean, he was
like 6'6", just like, here you go.
Dunking on the white guys. I was like,
this dude is balling, man.
Dude, and then his girlfriend shows up
to the gymnasium. She's like, the fuck
are you doing? I was like get up
It was like a Jerry Springer episode Wow. Oh, it's fantastic. Oh, I read about and he's like I told you I was gonna do a show
She's like bitch you didn't say the back
What show did he
Wheel of Fortune's like yeah, yeah, she's a jeopardy
Yeah
She was like after you're doing jeopardy's like bitch please
Yeah, I think I was when we had the doing Jeopardy's like bitch please. Yeah.
My favorite one was when they had the older girl on there, older for bachelorette, she
was in her 40s, whatever.
And then like, you know, she falls in love for like right away and they kick her off.
And then she was white and then they bring like a ethnic girl on and you could just see
all the dudes who were like, oh. But they had to be cool.
Like, oh, I was kind of going for the white girl.
The bait and switch?
All the white guys are trying not to get canceled for being racist.
Like, this is really cool.
No, dude, that's my type.
I felt my heart flutter immediately.
I dig her.
She's exactly what we want.
Yeah, that's what they did.
It was like her then to that girl.
But that guy looked good.
But it was just like. They both looked good. But again, it's not racist. Yeah, that's what they did. It was like her then to that girl. But that guy looked good. But it was just like.
They both look good.
But again, it's not racist.
That's not your cup of tea.
It's not your cup of tea.
I mean, everything's my cup of tea, though.
I'll be honest with you.
Me too.
Well, what's your, you know, when they're like, oh, what's your type?
Hot?
Yeah.
I don't have a.
I think they ask them.
You're asking me to like X certain types out of the box.
Hell no.
Like put them all in the mix.
But I think with The Bachelor and Bachelorette, they tell them ahead of time, this is the person.
Yeah.
Oh, they know, yeah.
This is the person.
So maybe they're doing a little research.
They have a little bio.
So they get a chance to be like.
They get to be like, ooh, I like this about, you know.
And then they go, okay, I'm in.
Yeah.
And then they just go, oh.
Right.
You know, in the middle of it, hey, we're not.
So because i remember
one guy saying that on that that seat the guy was like yeah i was ready for what's her face yeah and
then you know i'm just not invested in this yeah now it's yeah what do you mean not invested you
know no i'm saying you know because you you know race dude you got the clip nick uh this is it we
would get demyotized but we could watch it and cut it out.
Yeah, do that.
Look at him.
He's dunking on these white boys.
So she's the actual bachelorette.
Oh, okay, okay.
He just got done putting like 60 on these white boys.
Triple, double.
So that's the main girl.
Yeah, she's the main girl.
No, no.
She's the girl.
The black girl's the main girl.
He's one of the many dudes. And that's his actual girlfriend. Oh, no. She's the girl. The black girl's the main girl. He's one of the many dudes.
And that's his actual girlfriend.
Oh, my God.
I am so confused.
Yeah.
No, so.
The black girl's the bachelorette.
This is why I'm confused.
So he's the one black guy on The Bachelor, and the bachelorette is black?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
But she doesn't like black guys.
Oh.
Are you kidding me?
She had about half a cast of black guys.
At that time, she did.
They went about 50-50.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, all right, all right.
This is a fact-check Brendan situation.
Do it.
Right, right, right.
Do it.
I'm always right on this.
Show me the cast of that year, because he made it seem like it was just, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
It looks like a fraternity.
What fraternity?
That is the entire color wheel. Look at that. From light about. It looks like a fraternity. What fraternity? That is the entire color wheel.
Look at that.
From light white to dark, dark.
Dude, you get everybody in between.
But she likes like.
And I got to say, though, the white guys that are on there,
they made sure they were like.
White.
Right, right.
Stellar, good looking guys.
Them boys too white for me.
This guy won.
That guy?
Yes, you can tell her.
All I see is an Adam's apple.
That's it.
Her preference was white guys, but they had to do the black thing.
So you can tell if it was a white guy who acted white, she would be cool with him.
But then that guy who scored triple-double and was putting his nuts on the white boy's face, don't get him.
If they were going to date, he'd be like, damn, girl, this shit is fresh.
You'd be like, whoa.
Not into it.
Take it down a notch. Not into it, yeah. Who would have thought that like, damn, girl, this shit is fresh. Right, right, right. Whoa. Not into it. Take it down a notch.
Not into it, yeah.
Who would have thought that on the Golden Hour we would have a Bachelor recap?
Yeah, dude.
I tell you what, I tried watching it for real once, and there was one episode where two
of the girls were so clearly the hottest and best girls, and he eliminated both of them.
And I was like, this is the worst show i've ever seen
oh you're probably talking about colton who was gay oh oh maybe he was gay okay see i didn't watch
far enough to even find out that's why i enjoyed it because i called it from the jump this is a gay
man and it's funny to see him try to get his way out of this spin this weird web how'd he get out
of it like how did he how did he come out closet during like Like, how did he come out? He came out of the closet. During? Like, right before the finale.
He's like, I'm gay.
He's like, I'm keeping these roses for me.
Wow, wow, wow.
Yeah, for real.
He's like, I'm going to give you a rose, but do you mind if I keep it?
She's all, what?
Is that the gay dude?
Yeah, that's him.
Look at him, dude.
Just every man's dream and goes to waste.
Oh, wait.
See, the girl that was in, the girl we were just talking about is right there.
See, they always dip in the same pool.
Yeah.
She got her heart broken, so then everyone feels sorry for her.
So they make her their next next rap.
Well, she broke some hearts.
This show is like, I gave it one season, man.
And you were out.
And I was out because I reject the premise.
Yes.
I just reject it.
I reject this whole premise of that being okay.
Oh, you're not a romantic.
I agree, dude.
That's not a romantic.
But it's not romance.
It's the opposite.
But are Instagram DMs romantic?
How do 90% of people meet?
Pretty pretty.
How's that?
There might be a real connection there.
There's some people that stay married.
Yeah, it's different if your DMs are public.
That's pretty wild.
Two out of 20 seasons.
More people are married, I believe, from Big Brother than The Bachelor and Bachelorette.
Right.
More people are married from the real world.
Oh, first of all, more people are married from Jersey Shore
than the bachelorette.
Yeah, right, right, yeah.
All right, let's get to some more demand stuff.
Before we move on from dating,
the best dating show is Love is Blind is Fantastic.
But I love that show.
Oh, right, yeah.
When they create a bond,
they see them for the first time,
like, oh, yeah, it's like E-Domax.
All the fat chicks have great personalities.
That's the way you made the bond.
See, this is what I think they should do with that show.
They should tell you everybody's hot except one.
Like one of them's in like a wheelchair or something.
But listen, you can't ask about it.
Right, right, right, right.
That's how it is now.
You ask the physical features, you're canceled.
I know, but that's what I'm saying though.
So that's why, but you have to,
because that would be the game,
trying to figure out like, hey, so you do like.
Somebody's feelings are getting hurt.
Are we going to run on the beach?
You hear the voice coming from down low?
You hear the voice coming from down low?
Ah, she's in a wheelchair.
I just say, oh, whatever it is.
Right, right.
But if you put her on a beach, you go, be on a beach.
I just think that, look right right but if you put it around a beach you go be on a beach I just I just think that
look
let's just be 100
if you're gonna have
a love is blind
I need to know
that you picking
like it's not gonna be me
you know what I mean
when you like open up
the girls gonna be like
oh shit
if I'm a model
I better be picking
that's what I'm saying
don't
it's not fair
it's not fair
I like your idea
and we'll call it grenade
yeah you have to take one grenade the problem is when they reveal that That's what I'm saying. It's not fair. It's not fair. I like your idea, and we'll call it grenade.
Yeah.
You have to take one grenade.
The problem is when they reveal that, and the guy's like, damn.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then he comes back to the house, and everyone's like, ah, you got the grenade.
He's all, dang. That's a good idea.
You're going to make some money with that.
Well, there was one guy that got canceled from that because he saw the girl and was like, I'm not into you like this.
Yeah.
We had a connection.
Yeah, but this is also important part two.
I'm more into this one.
Yeah.
And they got mad at him for that.
Now, here's what I say.
I'm not mad at him for that.
I'm mad when he did it.
Correct.
Let the show end and then go.
Oh, see, I do it off the jump.
Right, right, right.
He did it off the jump.
I think you're talking about this latest season.
Whatever season it was, the girl comes out.
Because there's only two seasons.
The latest season, right?
And he gets with a Mexican girl with big titties?
I don't remember.
Mexican girl with big titties.
He's a black dude.
He's light-skinned, like handsome.
That's the tagline on the new season.
Mexican girl with big titties.
Mexican girl with big titties.
That's the new show.
That's the ticker.
That'll get a lot of viewers.
That's Marquise and Nancy.
There's three seasons of Love is Blind.
Oh, there's three, yeah.
He knows all his shit.
He knows what's up.
On the latest season that happens,
but he likes the one girl who I'm with, man.
She was a dime piece.
They made Raven.
They made gorgeous babies.
And Raven picks a straight Nigerian dude, right?
And that doesn't work out.
But then the other dude, the guy who's in crazy shape,
the girl almost looks like they could be, like, the same person.
Like, they look like they're both in the same thing.
She's fine.
He's fine.
Like, that makes sense.
And he told her, he's like, so he's like, that girl on the left, so he got matched up with the girl on the right who's pretty.
The girl on the left is his exact style.
And he was just like three or four dates into it after, like, hanging out.
He's like, man, like like you're not my type.
Can I get the other one back? Like she is my type.
I usually go for that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the girl was so hurt.
By the way, that makes it even worse.
Yeah, a bit.
And I'll tell you why.
Yeah.
Because you've blindly connected to her personality.
That's the show.
So now you're going four dates with her where you could see her and all of a sudden her personality right
doing it for you you're a liar dude that it's like yeah come on get out of here man you just
don't want to hit it you just don't want to hit it do you guys remember this show i don't know
if it was called hey are we gay yeah wait wait we're way too into the show average joe new show
average hey am i new show am i I Gay? Yeah, it's good.
It's a new bit.
Am I Gay?
And they're like, you know, because I'm way too into the Candelabra on HBO.
And my girl's like, you know you watch this like three times a year.
And I looked up.
Behind the Candelabra?
That movie's good.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's so good.
Love that.
That's my show.
Dude, I looked at my girl.
She goes, you know, I watched it like three times a year.
I was like, oh, yeah.
I looked at her.
I go, am I gay?
You might be.
That's a new game.
If you watch some Liberace shit, you might be.
Liberace game changer. What were you saying? Do you guys remember Average Joe, oh, yeah. I looked at you. Am I gay? You might be. That's a new game. You know some Liberace shit? You might be. Liberace game changer.
What were you saying?
Remember Average Joe?
Old dating shows are where it's at because everybody is so politically incorrect.
The stuff they say on the show.
Endless streams of terrible people.
But this is what I'm bringing up about this one.
I don't know if it was Average Joe or one of those.
But anyway, okay, so it's a regular looking dude with hot chicks.
This was a dating show?
Yeah, a dating show.
I know Pros vs. Joes.
No, no, no.
Was it Average Joe?
Was that what it was called, though?
It was Joe something.
I know it was Joe.
It wasn't Joe Millionaire.
There was a couple iterations of it.
I know what you're talking about.
I don't.
He's got the hot chicks.
Okay, so the girls, three weeks left.
So it's like they're seeing the guy.
They're getting to know him.
They realize he may not be sexually attractive,
whatever,
but they go,
you know what?
I like you.
And then the last three weeks
of the show,
they bring hunks in.
Oh, no.
And then at the end...
That's not average Joe, though.
It's something else.
But then at the end of the show,
they give the girl the choice.
They go,
do you go on a...
Gee, which one is she going to pick?
You go on this romantic vacation with this average
joe who you've gotten to know and you like or with this dude you just met who's really hot
guess who she paid yeah really you know what i mean yeah not the guy on the far right he looks
like a podcast producer wow look at that that guy's four that guy's a four foot three
that guy on the right doesn't look like Nick put his hand in a socket.
There's some shorties.
Look at the dude in the red shirt.
He's 12.
Check out Megamind in the back over her left shoulder.
Check out the head on that guy.
Dude, fuck average Joe.
Enter a head button.
He's just a head.
Her face is already like, what?
She's like this.
Just from the jump.
I don't remember this.
But also,
you signed up for Average Joe's.
Look at it.
There he is.
Average Joe's is another way
of saying ugly boys.
Right, yeah, totally.
I do think that
they watch that show.
That is terrifying,
straight up.
With the Jonas brother
right next to him.
That guy's mega mind.
It's mega mind
with the Jonas brother
in the mix.
He looks like a ghost
like he wasn't even on the show.
Yep, yep.
She for sure didn't pick him like an old woman.
No way.
Hey, do we think she picked Faison Love in the back in the glasses?
He's a better pick than a lot of the dudes in front.
That's insane, dude.
Better pick than a lot of the dudes in front.
There is Faison.
May he rest in peace.
Spot on.
Is Faison dead?
No.
Yeah, he is. That's yeah he is that's Big Perm
that's Big Perm
I was gonna say
don't make me sad
sorry
I just saw him
after you make me be like
he died too
Faison's the man
yes
alright let's start the show
alright
wait
last one on dating shows
sorry
Blind Date
you remember Blind Date?
The host?
Roger Lodge.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Roger Lodge.
That was the harshest one, dude.
With the bubbles that would pop up.
Yeah, Bling.
It'd be like, she actually likes black guys.
Yeah, right, right.
You'd be like, why?
It'd pop up and she'd be like, well, he's a dumbass.
It'd be like, Bling, Greg has herpes.
Right, right, right.
Oh, hey.
That's not cool.
That show was fantastic.
That was hardcore. That was a hardcore show. I show I remember that show used to love that there he is
any of the ones where you have to you getting married without meeting somebody I'm out oh I'm
in oh wow roger lodge though that name he picked that's not his real hair either I think he takes
that off at night roger lodge that guy look at, look at that hair, dude. Roger was killing it for a long time.
Roger had a long, good career, and he should not have had a long, good career.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Roger Lodge, like the most regular guy that there ever was,
just hosting like 28 shows in the 90s.
Guys, make sure you get your Christmas sweaters.
Oh, yeah, the holiday sweaters because we don't want to discriminate.
Damn, look at that.
Holiday sweater, right? Yeah, holidays. The holiday sweaters because we don't want to discriminate. Damn, look at that. Holiday sweater, right?
Yeah, holidays.
Holiday.
Happy holiday.
It's the most wonderful time.
Thickboy.com.
That's Roger Lodge?
Look at his resume.
Look at the resume on Roger Lodge, dude.
Damn, he's on That's So Raven.
Look at all the shows.
Look at that.
Look at this guy.
And then he's just gone.
Oh, wait. he did something in 2022
his arch nemesis is ryan seacrest oh yeah dude he's so mad at ryan that's brian dunkelman it's
like putting two pitbulls together look at the guy he's got gray hair now that's sad you never
want to see roger lodge with gray hair dude dude you remember the show cheaters yeah opposite of
dating and where he got stabbed yeah that was legit scary Oh was he the host of that
No
No
Cheaters was the craziest one
But I heard it was all fake
When he got stabbed
It couldn't be real dude
He's trying to look like
That guy
He's trying to look like
Steve Jobs of dating
Yeah
Yeah
With a flavor saver
Yeah dude
You wanted to be real
To see like hey
This is what's going on
Joey Greco
That was that guy's name
Joey Greco Oh god A real guy's name. Joey Greco.
Oh, God.
A real hater. He was so confrontational, that guy.
No wonder he got stabbed.
He's like, what are you, girl?
He's like, do you think this is okay to do?
The guy's like, whoa.
Meanwhile, how much did he cheat so much?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he invented the show.
He invented the show so nobody would look at him.
Yeah.
He's all cheaters.
That's how much he cheats.
Well, he probably said, he probably heard they were making this show and he was like i gotta go host that to make sure
nobody looks at me get my case serial killers do that because i think uh what's his name ashton
kutcher for for punked i think part of the deal was like he said that you can never punk me
yeah that's a that's uh i guess that's kind of unfair though right yeah because he you got you
want to set it up.
Dude, you know Ashton Kutcher was associated with a serial killer.
He had to take a stand.
He had to take a stand like six months ago.
Some girl he was about to date.
He was supposed to go on a date.
He was supposed to go on a date.
I guess they hooked up.
It was going to be their first date, and he texted her.
He was like, hey, I have to go to this party.
Then I'll come over.
He comes over, and then she just had this random serial killer,
like killer like messed up
her body there's blood everywhere so ryan secrets is not knocking on the door he's like who stands
me up this is what i say it's not who's who he said ryan secret oh my bad yeah i'm like this
really got called famous guys oh really i was like okay for ryan secrets upstairs no ryan
secrets was the serial killer follow me oh my god this is no but on a date the serial killer. Follow me. Oh, wow, wow, wow. This is American Adam.
No, but Ashton Kutcher was supposed to go on a date.
Yeah.
Serial killer killed this lady.
He's like, who stands me up?
I'm the 70s.
And he goes to her house.
He looks in through the window.
There's blood, but he thought she spilled red wine.
But it was blood.
And he left.
But his fingerprints were on the doorknob and all over the window.
So they're like, Ashton Kutcher, serial killer.
Yeah, you see him on the stand.
And then they caught the guy.
He's on the stand.
There's a video of him on the stand.
Like recently.
Very recently.
But it happened like eight years ago. The trial was recent, though. Oh, the stand. And then they caught the guy. He's on the stand. There's a video of him on the stand. Like recently. Very recently. But it happened like eight years ago.
The trial was recent, though.
Oh, jeez.
Really weird.
Yeah, it was a straight-up serial killer.
This is why you, you know.
This is why you don't do that.
This is why you don't touch other people's houses.
Yeah.
You don't want your fingerprints in case a serial killer does something bad.
Like kill them.
Oh, man.
Imagine if that's on your checklist.
Right, right, right.
You just walk around with your hands behind your back.
That's terrible.
Any new place.
Bro, I'll tell you right now, if I get killed, before we get into the show, if I do get killed,
no, it was my wife, because I thought it would be a smart idea to surprise her and the kiddos
with a dog.
I knew she wasn't the biggest dog person.
When I say it went south, I mean-
How far south?
You slept in the bed since?
No.
No.
I slept with the dog.
Right, right, right.
It's a great pup.
Cutest pup you've ever seen.
I saw the dog.
It's mad cute.
So she's just like not for it?
Oh, wouldn't, like I had the trainer there, wouldn't come downstairs, wouldn't talk to
me.
Oh.
I think it's a puppy though.
Right.
It's real cute too.
She used to catch her like falling in love with it.
Oh.
I thought so.
Straight up in the doghouse immediately.
She ain't seen it.
Just when she's asleep, just put the dog next to her.
You know what I mean?
Change her mind, dude.
Have the dog wake her up.
Have the dog wake her up.
If anything's going to change her mind, it's that dog.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, that's going to be a beast.
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Who we got? What's up
Chris, Brandon, Eric, Nick, Chin?
Got a debate club for you today.
There's a video of Steph Curry going around of him draining five full court shots in a row.
And some people are saying it's fake.
Some people are saying it's real.
It has almost 70 million views online now.
Jesus.
That's real. It has almost 70 million views online now. Jesus. That's crazy. I don't know if it's real or fake, but the guy who filmed it slash edited it.
Edited?
Edited.
Whatever.
You know what I mean.
Come on.
He's the guy who did the edit.
He's a known editor that does a lot of graphics.
He did the Tom Brady hole-in-one.
There's a lot of other crazy videos that he's done as well.
Let me know what you think.
I heard. Now, when I first saw it and it's steph curry so we've seen him actually do it but not
one-handed that's not one of them full court yeah but it came out where this is fake i think right
nick it has to be fake yeah you can't do that he's done some real stuff close to that but not
five but yeah that's the thing like that's not being a good shooter that's like some real stuff close to that, but not five in a row. But, yeah, that's the thing. That's not being a good shooter.
That's like some next level something.
I will say this, though.
I know what you're saying about that, and this looks crazy,
but I will say this, man.
These NBA players can do some amazing things.
Oh, yeah.
We're not aware of.
No doubt.
You can see them in pregame.
I had Clippers season tickets.
You'll see these guys in pregame.
You know, I mean, whatever.
I don't want to show.
Slight play.
And then the shots they hit, all sizes.
Nuts.
Guards, centers.
The things that they can do, because you don't understand it.
They don't just, like, show up at the stadium on game day.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
To be a professional athlete is to, you know, they take 1,000 shots.
Like, Steph Curry he he has to
continuously shoot all the time he's pretty amazing he's also the best shooter of all time
it's also just the muscle memory of hitting shots from certain parts of the court your body just
knows exactly the energy but people get twisted because they're like oh only whatever guards or
forwards can shoot dude i i played a pickup game Birdman, who won the slam dunk contest.
Oh, wow.
And even then, I was like,
all right, I'm just going to throw him alley-oops.
Well, I mean...
No, no, no, no.
He was like, oh, I won't dunk at all.
I don't want to get hurt.
He was just busting everybody's ass
from the three-pointer.
Didn't miss a shot.
Literally, he thought it was Steph Curry.
Wow.
A Magic Clipper game one time,
we're playing Golden State,
and the ball...
I always said to Adam,
we were with Adam Devine.
Yeah, I love him. And I would always say, if the ball ever always said to like adam i wrote adam devine you know and uh i would always
say like if the ball ever came and i caught it because we were sitting third row i would try to
shoot it nice okay it happened what you said that before the game too that game no no not that
thing but it was just one thing i'll be like i hope the ball comes here because i'm like you know
ball comes to me hell yeah i grab I grab it. I stand up.
Oh, my God.
And I act like I'm going to shoot.
You know how far that is?
So far.
So far.
The ball goes right to Steph Curry.
Assist.
He was literally standing like, you know.
What's up?
Thank you.
And then people are tweeting at me like,
that's your first suspect.
You got sugar in your tank.
I was nervous, man.
I was nervous.
Hell yeah.
Dude, my favorite Clippers game story
was I was at a Clippers game with my dad.
I go to the bathroom and somebody stops me,
like real abrupt.
And he's like a nice enough looking dude,
nice jacket, facial hair trimmed unlike mine.
And he goes, hey, hey, you got any coke on you?
And I swear to God, I said,
how old were you?
I was like in my early 20s probably, early mid 20s. Oh, so you probably had coke on you and I and I I swear to god I said how old were you I was like in my
early 20s probably
early mid 20s
you probably had coke on you
but here's the thing
this is the best part
I say
I say
I say
no
and he
and he actually does this
he goes
really
I was like
what
I'm at the game with my dad
like I look that much
like I do coke
you're in disbelief
that I have none?
We were like, yo, man, come here.
Look at this dude.
Check this out.
This guy says he has no coke.
Get this.
Get this, Larry.
I didn't know whether to be insulted or just, I mean, I was insulted.
You're absolutely not, dude.
I'm with my dad now.
Hit me up after.
Everybody knows coke is the one drug I don't do, everybody.
Come on.
Anything else?
You asked for anything else, they probably had it on me.
At the time. At the time. Oh, yeah. You were a oh yeah you were a wild boy oh yeah we're all saying this was fake
yeah yeah it has to i mean only because it has to be it looks real but it has to be fake but but i
heard a lot of i don't know what the hell i'm talking about 99 percent of time but i heard
the dude perfect shots some of those are fake what What's that? Because I heard, again, this is all hearsay online.
I'm not spreading this rumor.
I like the dude perfect guys.
But I heard whoever edited their stuff also helped with this
and has done some of their stuff.
So it's like, well, if the guy's doing this for him,
you see some of their crazy shots?
These white boys who don't play in the NBA,
who are frat bros at Texas A&M?
You know what I found out is fake?
I'm so sad. You sound so sad about it. You know what I found out is fake? I'm so sad.
You sound so sad about it.
You know the dudes in the jungle that make stuff with sticks?
You never seen that?
What dudes are those?
The guys in the jungle, they'll make like a swimming pool with like stairs.
What is this, a show?
It's a YouTube channel.
And they make these elaborate things and they only use like sticks and stuff.
And they're liars?
It turns out it's fake.
Oh, come on.
Don't do Eric like that. And are they
white? Yeah.
No, they're like these
like in the Amazon or something.
Oh, are they actually from there though?
Yeah. Oh. Yeah, and it's like
they're still from. Yeah. It's actually like
the flipping house people
are behind it.
But it's incredible.
You see there's no sound on the video other than there's just the little music.
And it's almost like 10 hours later.
And they're making two-story condos out of bamboo and shit with a TV.
Really elaborate swimming pools, outdoor, underground things.
And it just turns out it's...
Holy shit.
Dude, perfect.
What is...
They do shoot crazy shots.
But what is this?
Reveals plans for headquarters with 30 store...
Are they Apple?
They're huge for children.
They're so big.
So all children know them?
So they have a bunch of investment money, and they're making a fantasy factory on fucking
steroids.
I want to go.
Dude, that's Google.
I want to go. That looks like an Apple headquarters. That looks like some Elon Musk's. steroids. I want to go. Dude, that's Google. I mean, are they Apple?
That looks like an Apple headquarters.
That looks like some Elon Musk's.
Or like an airport, you know?
Look at that.
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Hey, Nick, can you fact check that?
Is Dude Perfect all real or did, you know?
Yeah.
Again, I'm not spreading that rumor.
This was just someone in the comments said.
Deliver King situation.
Deliver King, dude.
That being news that he was worried about. They're trying to dude. That being news.
They're trying to prove it, I guess.
Wow.
Has been trying to prove their tricks are real for years.
Five friends from Texas A&M.
Wow.
They're that big, huh?
Oh, they're massive. What?
Crazy, right?
Oh, yeah. They even had a show on Nickelode like Nickelodeon I don't realize that big with kids I thought grown men watching
it 60 million subscribers on YouTube primitive building videos are fake
they're saying yeah I've a primitive building videos deemed fraudulent
knowledge that's something that just happened
silent men building houses these videos are
totally faked you know this is eric's channel gotta have a yeah these guys are lying to us
how do these guys know to lie and this is the whole video the video will be like they will start
in the jungle like this you don't hear they don't say anything you just watch them and then they
just like they're digging and in the swimming pool they fill this don't hear, they don't say anything. You just watch them and then they just like,
they're digging.
And in the swimming pool,
they fill this swimming pool up,
they go get the water, dude.
Oh my God.
And it just turns out it's all.
Oh, it's fake.
There's just some
construction team behind them.
Yeah, right.
Just like,
they're in Encino.
But they get like,
dude, look at their views
on some of their things, man.
It's just like,
you know,
they get like a lot. I thought there was like a niche thing. I man. It's just like, you know, they get like a lot.
I thought there was like a niche thing.
I thought some American would have like 700 views.
Is this a ton of people watch this?
No, this isn't the one.
They have 1.4 million views.
I mean, that's a lot.
They have videos with, look, 49 million views.
34 million?
Yeah, these guys are like.
They built a boat.
Yeah, they built like.
How did, who snitched on them?
Yeah, what's up?
That's the sucky part.
Like, who has the time?
See, that's is my thing.
Can I just live in a fantasy world?
Can you just not debunk everything?
Right.
I don't want to know that it's fake.
Yeah.
I want to be in the right.
This is Chris.
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
This is Chris D'Elia.
We all know that.
This is Chris.
This is Chris.
Give it up.
Were you guys hurt when you found'm sure I know the answer,
were you guys hurt when you found out the liver king is on steroids?
I mean.
No, I went like this.
Of course.
Yes, yes.
I didn't know.
People didn't know.
That's what I said.
I was just on the periphery.
I didn't really know much about him.
Obviously, I've seen him a lot.
But I was like, oh, that guy's roided out of his mind
just because he obviously is.
I'm just, for me, as somebody that's trying to get in shape and know how hard it is to get in shape and do all this stuff.
So when you see somebody like that and it's making you feel like, whoa, you can do this too.
Then I just go, oh, I can't.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, I cannot.
For $12,000 a week, I can't.
Right.
Oh, yeah, exactly.
We had him on the Fire and the Kid.
And he was a really nice guy.
And then fans were like, I can't believe you didn't ask if he was on steroids.
I thought that was him now.
Yeah, that's him after a week.
Before and after?
No, this guy had a debate club about liver cancer.
Okay, let's do it.
No, it'd be a good segue.
What's up, guys?
Here to talk about the hot topic right now.
Steroids.
Forgot, you know.
The liver king got popped and outed and had to make some weak-ass apology about fucking using $13,000 worth of steroids every month.
Look at the artwork behind him.
I know.
Where is he?
He has a fuck.
And on his face.
Him being on steroids doesn't affect anybody.
He's not an athlete.
Let him do all the juice in the world.
Yep, agreed.
Now, Conor McGregor is on all the sauce, and he wants to fight people and still have it in the system.
He's trying to be exempt.
Brendan, I'm sure you can elaborate on what he's trying to do a little bit more.
But let me know what you guys think.
With Liver King, we have him on Fire and the Kid.
I'm not on YouTube.
I don't see his Instagram or anything like that.
And when they told me, I was like, oh, who is he?
They have to tell me who he is.
So I looked into him.
He seems like a character.
And then we came out with a great guy, nice guy, good dad.
His message was good.
He promotes health.
Cool, dude.
And then we got done three days later. My brother's like man we're gonna tell the emails people are
pissing us yeah if he's on steroids i'm like well of course he is though yeah it's no it's no and i
was like no that can't be real he's like i'm telling you we're gonna tell the emails like
but why would i ask him that of course how could you not know yeah i agree yeah that's like asking
uh chin if he's asian yes this is yes we. Well, I'm going to have to push back.
Chin's not Asian.
Chin's Irish.
But I was like, of course.
And then they're like, yeah, but he's promoting a healthy lifestyle.
And as far as I know, maybe I'm off.
And again, I don't have my master's degree in liver king.
I do.
He's never been like, take my whatever 10 steps to ancestral living and also do steroids.
He's never said, if you do what I do, meaning like living a healthy lifestyle, you're going to look like this.
He does say that, though.
He implies that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's implied.
That's why it's messed up.
I agree.
There are people at home who are like, wow, look at this guy.
He doesn't sleep on a regular bed.
He works out all the time.
He's talking about a good living and so it's implied even if he didn't say it or not it's implied that
if i do this i'm gonna look like that or i could look my best well should we cancel the fucking
psychic reader buildings too it's like if you're dumb enough to give money and see if they can see
the future dumbass there's no reason on you yeah also get a booster shot, right? I think it's different.
Deliver pain, dude.
And I guess if you were actually committed, like, I'm doing his life so I'm going to look like him, you'd be pretty upset.
But it's also like, oh, you're a dumbass.
Yeah, but he's also selling stuff.
Oh, he can sell supplements, but they're actually good supplements.
So my whole thing is it's a positive message.
I'm saying it's a positive message, but there's an underlying implication.
There was the dishonesty all along. he even said look i lied oh no i think he fucked up yeah i think
but i don't think you should be voted off the island i i think if you think oh sure yeah i think
if you think anybody in the supplement game or the fitness game is all natural right you're a
moron right okay yeah right fair also the girl you follow on Instagram, hate to tell you too, she's lying.
Those aren't real tits and ass.
She's also using a filter.
Don't ruin my dreams.
I'm married once, so it worked out.
La, la, la.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear it.
Liver King confession, I lied.
He's saying he lied.
No, I know.
Yeah.
I'm saying, and he's taking accountability.
He fucked up.
I'm just saying, for those of you, and also, and Shane had a great point, it's like, it's like i don't know anybody's buying supplements following his plan because of what we're seeing
have any of us he was just a big personality no right he was a giant personality but there's like
a there's a it's true he's not hawking anything right no he so he he was selling stuff before
but apparently he was already a multi-millionaire before all this stuff he just did this thing like
you know to promote himself even more so maybe maybe he's, I don't know.
But do you know anyone who's bought stuff from Liver King?
No.
I mean, I have his protein
because he sent it to me.
Because he gave it to us, yeah.
Fantastic.
And also, Eric,
so the promoting thing, right?
Me and Brendan were talking before,
like The Rock,
Chris Hemsworth.
Chris Hemsworth sells an app
or whatever it says.
Fitness app.
Get the body like Chris Hemsworth.
Right.
He's hawking at that product.
Get the body like Thor. You know what I'm saying? So that's, where do you draw the line? And Theworth, he's hawking at that product. Get the body like Thor.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's,
where do you draw the line?
And The Rock,
he's selling these movies
that if he was 115 pounds,
he's not selling those movies.
No, not at all.
No, no, no.
He's on all the sides.
No, no, that's,
what I'm saying is
that's different
when you're watching,
when you're looking at,
when you're looking at like
a fantasy thing,
like a movie,
we're saying,
we don't care.
They still deny.
They're still denying that they do steroids oh that's different I mean I'm
not gonna not go see the movie because I find out that the actor had to like do
whatever he had to do to get the part because because this is all fantasy
Captain America is not real or thor is not a real person oh dude whoa whoa don't what i'm saying though is
that this guy his plan after a while he obviously started to see that oh man people are digging what
i'm saying so i gotta keep this up i mean there it's a veil sort of like white lie or not even a
lie so much as like he just didn't say yeah Yeah, exactly. A lie of omission. If he would have went like this, hey, guys, I take $12,000 worth of steroids.
He should have.
And this is why I look like this.
But I also take these supplements.
Then I'm like, all right, cool.
That's what he should have done.
He should have said $12,000.
He should have just been like, okay, I'm on testosterone therapy.
I'm 40.
So I look like this.
But I also live like this.
And I'm promoting this lifestyle. Yeah, but then he wouldn't be worth a hundred million dollars yeah he
was actually worth though he's worth that for that or whatever he just blew
up in the fame out of nowhere he made from this he wouldn't made that right
what is up with him but I don't know anyone that bought anything but I don't
know anyone that obviously did I don't know he said it was off his supplement
company I don't think he's worth that before he kind of but we don't know. He said it was off his supplement company. I don't think he was worth that much before he kind of hopped off.
But we don't know.
Chris Hemsworth is a great analogy, though, to what Liver King does.
Because like he said, he sells a fitness app.
So it's the same thing.
If you buy and say I'm clean to sell a product, that's misleading the audience.
But The Rock doesn't talk about it.
No, he says he didn't do it and he had gyno.
No, The Rock.
You know what The Rock said? The Rock goes, I did it once. My body didn't talk about it. No, he says he doesn't. He didn't do it, and he had gyno. No, The Rock. No, you know what The Rock said?
The Rock goes, I did it once.
My body didn't respond to it.
That's like some Bill Clinton shit.
What?
I did.
I did.
He's so obviously on it.
Everyone knows that.
So that's why when we look at Liver King, everyone knows he's on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's just so pressured because everyone's like, they're asking constantly.
Were The Rock, Chris Hemsworth?
They're not going to ask them.
But I think I'm with you 100% on that, Jim.
It's a great point.
Ask Chris Hemsworth.
Yeah.
Hey, Chris, real quick.
Where do you take it?
No, but I think with The Liver King 2, and I didn't know this, and I can't confirm this,
but what I was told is people's problem were when they brought it up, he would go at them.
Yeah.
Like the fun of people who were on Syracuse.
That's news to me,
but I heard that's why people were so upset.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
He was perpetuating a fib.
A fib.
Wait, tell me.
He was keeping information away
because this is the lifestyle he was promoting,
and I get it.
I don't think this is the same as, say,
The Rock and his movies.
Like, you know, it's like whatever. What about Hemsworth, though? You know? Well, this is the same as, say, The Rock in his movies. It's like whatever.
What about Hemsworth, though?
Hemsworth's the same.
Well, that's the same.
As Liver King.
Yeah, that's the same.
So I don't know why.
But you're still going to Avengers.
No, no, no.
Chris Hemsworth is going to play the Liver King in the Burger King biopic.
And he'll have to take steroids to get this back.
You know what I mean?
But he's going to lie about it.
When actors do that thing where they lose a lot of weight for a part
or they gain a lot of weight for a part
That's what acting that's what they're doing. It's they gotta do whatever they gotta do. I would too
Yeah, cuz it might you come around. I was a hey you'll be Batman in two months
But yeah, you're up on 40 pounds like say less
King what do I take?
That's what I thought of Christian Bale in the machine is
can't really fly. That's what I thought of.
Christian Bale and the Machinists. That's me.
How much does that look like me?
But actually, like, right now.
No, I know. I know. That looks like me.
Straight up. And you're crazy if you don't think he took
illegal supplements to get that thin.
What I'm saying was...
Let me say again. He did meth.
Chris Hemsworth can't
fly. Is he lying?
La, la, la, la, la, la. I don't like how he keeps doing this. He can can't fly. Is he lying? No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't like how he keeps doing this.
He can't really fly.
No, no, but it's a fantasy.
It's a movie fantasy.
Okay, this guy was saying, this is me in real life.
This is my real.
I am this.
I am this.
This is who I am.
Remember, Eric, Chris is also selling his body.
Oh, no, no, that's the part but that's
the bad part even the rock he's but I'm saying don't use the movies as an
example like those movies because he uses those drugs and on top of that he
doesn't say that he's using those drugs so yeah he's inspiring little kids
everywhere oh I can do this by working out like the rock yeah the rock sells
fitness gear
Yeah, The Rock sells fitness gear.
He sells The Rock lifting gear.
He's selling movies, too. There you go.
I don't care, but take the movie.
I never want to see The Rock again.
I'm saying take the movie out of it.
Just straight up.
I'm done looking at The Rock.
All I'm saying is take the movies out of it.
But if they're selling stuff based off of that, then I'm with you.
I'll tell you what pisses me off.
I ate raw bull nuts with that gentleman because I thought he looked like that.
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Yeah, I know.
I almost threw up in my mouth.
This guy also looks like him after a while.
I just eat raw bull nuts.
I didn't know it was good for you or bad for you.
I just eat them.
You just like the flavor?
Yeah, it's like Cheetos to me.
Speaking of Cheeto, that Santino just went rogue on us.
This guy's got a whole bag of Cheetos stuck in his beard.
Look at that.
This is Santino on the nine ancestral tenants
what's up guys it's jason from pittsburgh the most beautiful voice this real quick before my
girl thinks i'm cheating on her um well he cheats been a fan since the beginning i'll be a fan when
you guys change your name again it's all good uh but there's a lot of movie stores are getting kind of up there
on age and their movies are kind of played out um is there a movie store that you guys see starring
in a movie and you're kind of like nah i'm good i don't need to watch that oh interesting for me
it's the rock all these movies are kind of played out they all seem like action movies for
chicks so just want to know what you guys think he's good in jumanji that's the last good movie
he's done the rock seems like he was made in a machine by movie studios to be able to put in the
biggest money maker in china yeah yeah well you've seen those john cena videos where he's like
speaking mandarin yeah he's just like these people are made to be
international just like movie star well that's from 80s man yeah no it's a
certain yeah but those are people I'm sick of well those guys were on roids
too did you get did you go see the last what I know I know believe it or not
believe it or not you know I had my mom take me get a flat top cuz I thought I
was like Arnold Schwarzenegger
From Commando
That was a
Ballin' look
Did you look like him?
I can see that
I didn't get a swallowing
That was one of his best movies
Oh Commando?
Yeah Commando
Bro
He breaks the guy's neck
In a plane
And then he like
Gets off the plane
He's dead tired
He's like I have 8 hours
Remember the host comes up
And he goes
He's dead tired
Yeah
Come on do it
So many good movies
Those guys made in the 80s though
But also
I'm saying The Rock
Is doing kids movies dude
Like those guys didn't
Mess around and do kids movies
Back in the day
The Rock's best movie
Of all time
Before he was skinning
Because he came to Hollywood
And didn't think he'd be jacked
When he had like
You know he's struggling
Without his identity
Yeah
The best movie
Best role he's ever played
Was way before he's
Massively famous
It was Be Cool When he played the gay guy He was a gay He played a gay guy he's massively famous it was be cool when he
played the gay guy he was a gay guy he's so good in it he's so good i kind of liked him in pain
and game that the michael bay mark walberg steroid right great that was good he's good in that but
that was again that was before he was like yeah the super polished yeah kids movie star yeah but
he's asking a question he says the rock for me it's like arnold schwarzenegger
because he just keeps making these movies where he's like the old grizzly cop arnold no yeah
arnold now yeah yeah he still does yeah right now are you thinking of sylvester slow no dude both
of them both hold up sylvester london you've seen tulsa king i need to see it i haven't seen it bro
and i think we you and i have similar tastes because you're saying you like wednesday yeah i saw on instagram you're like one that show's fantastic i love it
with tim burton so good it's that's so original that chick is such a great actress i believe her
from that it's family thing right wednesday yeah no but that actor jenny ortega she is a fabulous
actress she's mexican she's so good man like i'm you, she makes it. She was in Sicario 2. She's a girl in Sicario 2.
Oh, yeah.
Good movie.
Yep.
No, I want to watch this.
It's so good.
Taylor Sheridan, the writer from Yellowstone.
And also Terrence Winter, the main writer from The Sopranos, is his head writer.
Sheridan has so many shows, he doesn't write on any of them anymore.
It's like Yellowstone and Sopranos had a baby And you get Tulsa King
That's what it is
It's so fucking good
Did you guys see
The Last Rambo
No
Too violent
Bro
Bro
He's also
No
He's a big no for me
Let me tell you something
This is what they did
In this movie
Rambo
No
No listen
Rambo
This girl
I don't know if it's his daughter
Or whoever it is
He's close to this girl
In the new Rambo
She gets kidnapped.
Okay.
And spoiler alert, but usually in movies like this, when the girl gets kidnapped, nothing really happens to her.
Yes, of course.
Yeah.
Not in this movie.
Uh-oh.
She is brutalized.
And then as he rescues her, she dies in the car on the way home.
Okay?
Oh, I'm in.
Okay.
They just headed back home?
That's what I'm saying is that movie was so violent.
That choice they made, I was like, why would you make that choice?
The violence is nuts.
But I'm tired of all of them.
I'm certainly tired of the Rambo movies. I don't want to say Bruce Willis because of what's going on with him right now.
But also I want to say Bruce Willis.
I'll tell you a good one coming in hot, hot take,
and I respect the hell of this man, but Clint Eastwood.
Oh, he needs to.
Dude, when he's 99 years old.
You got to put him down.
Honestly, he's so frail.
He needs to be put down.
You know what I mean?
He's so frail.
He doesn't look like a grandfather.
He looks like a great-grandmother now.
He's just so frail.
He looks like he needs a cane.
He's like the biting of acting.
Yeah, for real.
Does he even know where he's at?
Does he know where he's at?
Yeah.
And he's still directing.
Guys, but these are like, you know, I'm 50.
I mean, Clint Eastwood, I'm talking about Dirty Harry.
Yeah, he's 91 now, I think.
It's crazy.
Those were the movies.
Those were the golden era of action movie stars was the 80s, 90s.
How did Clint Eastwood not get canceled all this time?
Oh, dude.
I mean, he's just,
yeah, I don't know.
I'm not saying they should.
Social media, man.
If they had social media
in the 80s and 90s,
all the people
that would be like,
no one would be famous.
There would be no celebrities.
No one would be famous.
Oh, you mean
nobody would have fun?
Well, yeah.
All the famous people
would be like,
kid stars.
You were so passionate
about it.
Only little kids
would be famous
if that was the case, you famous. And they would even get...
They would get canceled because they would look at their tweets.
When he was 11, he said this.
You know that's going to happen.
There was a kid on American Idol. He's only
16 years old, and
when he was 14, he's
in a Snapchat video with
somebody who had a Klan thing on as a
Halloween outfit. He was the most talented one
The country singer
From Alabama
And they kicked him off the show
He was 14 when that happened
And he was wearing it
Or in the video
No he was just in the video
The guy behind him
Like his buddy
Was like fucking around
Was like oh
And who even knows
What the context
But I'm just saying
Is that they cancelled him
For that
So no one would be famous
Not even kids
Exactly
They made a big deal of it too
Like Ryan Seacrest was like
We want you to know
His name's like Taylor
Like what Taylor did Oh my god When they shame extra We do not put up with this They made a big deal of it, too. Ryan Seacrest was like, we want you to know his name is Taylor.
What Taylor did.
When they shame extra.
We do not put up with this.
When they do the extra layer of shame when everyone else is like, just so everybody knows, he's off the show.
But here's why.
All of us think what that guy did is terrible.
And you're like, the guy's 14, dude. He was 14 at the time.
And he was by far the most talented one.
He was great.
Well, he was the most talented one, but he was good. No one that talented. Dude, the dude he was by far the most talented one. He was great. Well, he wasn't the most talented one,
but he was good.
No one that talented.
Dude, the dude that just died
was the most talented one.
Reuben?
His name's not Reuben,
but he just died.
Oh, the gospel singer.
Yeah, he died
in a car accident.
Oh, that's terrible.
About six months ago.
The one I'm sick of, though,
even though he's not old,
is Gerard Butler.
Oh, interesting.
The guy's in that new movie
called Plane. I'm fine with him. You guy's in that new movie called Plane.
I'm fine with him.
You guys know about this new movie he's in?
He plays fat guys now and stuff.
And it's about a plane that crashes
and he's got him and this other dude
who's transporting.
He's like a lawman and there's some criminal
and they have to fight their way out of this.
That has to be on Netflix.
No, it's not even out.
Here's Plane.
Here's Plane, dude.
It's called Plane. We'll have to take this out, huh, dude. It's not even out. Here's Plane. Here's Plane, dude. It's called Plane.
We'll have to take this out, huh?
Can you play a trailer?
No.
No.
Anyway, it's called Plane.
Watch the trailer.
It's unbelievable.
Yeah, you know what?
It's called Plane.
I'm sick of him in those type of movies.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I totally agree.
Who's the joke?
You know who else?
Jason Statham.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's the same movie every time.
Yeah, yeah.
It's the same movie every time the same movie
Jason
he's living on a farm
he has a daughter
who's dead
or something
or something happened
his wife died
and he used to be
an ex something
and people are messing with him
you didn't see Meg
the Ultra Shock
is great
my son loves that
I've seen it 70 times
just look at his IMDB
of all these different movies
it's all the same movie
if you just look at like
you know wow he's in so many sequels too look at that IMDb of all these different movies. It's all the same movie. If you just look at like, you know.
Wow, he's in so many sequels too.
Look at that.
Fast and Furious.
Every other movie he does is a sequel to one movie.
Homefront is one of them.
Like look at Homefront.
Go to Homefront and just read the description of Homefront.
You know what I mean?
It's one of these type movies, you know.
Homefront.
A former DA agent moves his family to a quiet town where he soon tangles with a local meth drug lord.
Every single movie.
Pick another one.
And I will watch that.
I'll watch it.
That sounds fantastic.
A young girl whose memory holds a priceless numerical code finds herself pursued by the triad,
the Russian mob, and the corrupt NYC cops.
Coming to her aid, an ex-Kge fighter whose life was destroyed by gangsters.
I mean,
pick another one.
Yeah.
Pick another one.
These descriptions
sound fantastic.
Blitz is a whole
another level though.
Blitz is like you get into
A tough cop is disputed
to take down a serial killer
who has been targeting
police officers.
Well,
that's like,
you know,
there's like four of them
where he's an ex-something.
The mechanic is an ex-something for sure. An elite hitman teaches his trade to an apprentice. He's an action star, dude. I know, there's like four of them where he's an X something. The mechanic is an X something for sure.
An elite hitman teaches his trade to an apprentice.
He's an action star, dude.
I know, but it's always the same kind of like when they get older,
when these guys get older.
I heard someone say this once, that the thing about 80 stars,
like why Bruce Willis was so famous, is because he was the everyman.
Yes.
He was the every 40-year-old who was at home.
He wasn't jacked.
He wore a wife beater most of the time.
Yeah.
He was just like, this is me.
I could save the Doc and Tommy Tower.
Yeah, he was kind of funny too.
No offense, Jen.
It's okay.
Yeah, Kurt Russell.
Yeah.
He wasn't jacked.
He wasn't super jacked.
Pretty normal-looking dude.
Handsome, but the guy's normal.
Snake Plissken, that character in the John Carpenter's.
But like, I think it was only, really if you think about the Jacked ones.
Yeah.
It was really just Sylvester and Arnold.
And then there were the straight to video guys like Dolph Lundgren.
Dolph.
But those guys don't really count.
Dolph was great.
Oh, but you know what's a great one?
Steven Seagal.
What's the Dolph one with Brandon Lee?
Where he goes, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen. Is it about me?
Is it about me? That movie? No.
I don't know it. I wrote that.
If we're talking attitude.
Wow. Who's this?
Clean-shaven, beautiful
man. Chin is so jealous.
Hey.
Alright guys, what's up? Got a debate club
for you. Nick versus
Chin in a straight-up boxing match.
I heard rumblings of it back on King and the Sting.
That's true.
Never saw it happen.
Is one of them scared, or what's going on?
They're strapping up the gloves.
I got this one.
This guy's mixing it up.
I like his attitude.
I love instigators.
I like his face.
If there's rules, I'll take Chin.
Thanks, boss.
there's rules, I'll take Chin.
Thanks, boss.
So Nick's a dirty... If this is like a fight
for your life, Burt Reynolds
versus, you know what I'm saying, in the streets,
I'm taking Nick.
Chin has never slept in a car in his life.
He did say boxing, so it's Chin.
It's Chin then.
Is it bare knuckle?
And then you know Nick's gonna bet on himself.
Right.
No, no, no. If the fight goes like this, if Chin just barely hits him and Nick goes bare knuckle. And then you know Nick's going to bet on himself. Again. James Krause.
If the fight goes like this, if Chin just
barely hits him and Nick goes down,
he's through it. We know it's fixed.
And you're working with James Krause. And there's a weird
million dollar bet on
anonymously placed.
Oh, you guys actually fought?
Yeah, it was criminally underviewed on
Cats After Dark. Oh, what?
22,000 views.
Insane.
But yeah, we actually boxed.
And I don't know.
There is a winner, kind of.
It's a minute.
Well, we'll tell you the winners.
Let's see it.
Now we can play this because we're not getting sued. Oh, we're going to get sued?
I think you still will be.
I think.
You guys have, what, 12-ounce gloves on?
I don't know what they were.
But also remember.
We're not trying to kill each other.
Oh, I know how this is going to go then.
Chin's like, well, remember.
Chin's already making excuses for how pussy this is going to be.
Chin goes, remember, I didn't stretch, and Nick's on PDs.
These are the noises you want to make when you watch this.
Nick took HGH right before this, dude.
I had just lost 28 pounds in five weeks, actually.
That's right.
Nick didn't eat for a while.
So the opposite.
Look at the McGregor moves right there.
See, I don't trust Nick.
Nick's in fucking Crocs. I don't trust Nick. Nick's in fucking Crocs.
I don't trust Nick.
Dude, boxing in Crocs is honestly the most baller thing you could ever do.
Can you hit to the head?
Oh!
Oh!
What a dog fight!
Oh!
Oh, yeah, yeah.
See, I told you.
Oh!
That was a good one.
Nick gave him that old...
They are fighting like...
Check this out.
Nick hit him with that bad Santa overhand.
This is the moment in the fight where it got real.
I like that they're fighting like friends.
Oh.
How the hell?
They just fall out the window, and they're gone.
I love this.
Hold on.
I got to tell the team.
This is wild, dude. This is like something. Yeah, well. Hold on, I gotta tell the team who put this to put it as the real one.
This is wild, dude.
This is like... When we do a next fight,
companion, can we just throw this one in?
That'd be worse.
That was only a minute.
I was gonna say, yeah, exactly, dude.
You get so tired doing this.
It's just like...
Wow. It's it, that's it, that's it. Wow.
It's our friends in the background that made it more fun.
It went down, dude.
No, just be honest.
There was a moment in there where one of y'all got a hit in where you were like,
hey man, we just messing around.
Right.
It was more the opposite.
I think we both talked about it.
We both got hit where we were like, okay, that dazed me.
Yeah. I never thought Nick could ever daze me.
I just got you.
See, you know what?
I'll tell you right now.
You showed the beginning of that video, Chin was overconfident.
Way overconfident.
Yeah, he was like, Nick's not going to hurt me.
Wow.
So you can't do that.
Nick was like, bitch, I slept in a car.
Because I slept in a car and ate cat food, you son of a bitch.
I just texted him.
He's throwing it.
He said, cut that reel and get it out there.
How's the snot bigger?
That was fantastic.
That needs more views.
You guys should be on the next Rough and Rowdy.
Yeah, I loved it.
But we all scored a 10-9 chin.
That's fair.
That was a great fight, though. That was good.
That was a real slobber knocker.
That was good.
I lead with my head, I realize.
Yeah.
Which is bad to do when the goal is to not get hit in the head.
When someone's really trying to kill you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
What's up, Golden Hour boys?
It's Nolan here.
Got a debate club for you guys.
This one really pisses me off.
If you're waiting for something, you say you're waiting in line or
you're waiting online i don't know my whole life it's been waiting in line now recently i've been
hearing online i don't know if it's an east coast thing they say oh i'm waiting online for some
tickets it's like okay are you a chat bot like you're online on the fucking internet it doesn't
make sense i've never heard anyone and you get out of it say what you don't go offline unless you use their internet
yeah anyways what do you guys think you're waiting in line you're waiting online i think you need
smarter friends yeah yeah because i've never had a friend be like i'm waiting online this does you
know what this is like this reminds me of when somebody says close the lights oh who the hell
says that my ex-girlfriend said that close the lights who the hell says that oh did you
find out love on the spectrum close the lights oh yeah oh is that language
barrier yeah oh it would be like open the lights or close the lights oh but
that drives me bananas it's a language thing that's more acceptable but if it's
just a regular American being like close close the lights. You got to get rid of that person.
Yeah, I'd be like, oh, you're an idiot.
You just got to get rid of them out of your life.
No, you're an idiot.
Yeah, you're straight up an idiot.
Imagine you're somebody that says that
and you happen to be watching this podcast
and he so passionately just said,
we got to get rid of this.
We got to get rid of you.
You got to get out of my life.
But also with the Filipino girl,
you're Filipino?
Yeah.
If she was like, oh, close the lights,
like, I'll shut the lights off. Oh, yeah, we talk about it all the time. Oh, and she stuck with it? Yeah, yeah. she was like, oh, close the lights, I'll shut the lights off.
Oh, and she stuck with it?
Yeah, it was like a thing.
She refused to change.
She was darned.
You turn lights off.
You close doors.
I don't say, turn the door on.
Turn the door open.
Yes, I do.
That's exactly how I say it. She's hot enough, I'm like, yeah, I do. Turn the door open. She's like, that's exactly how I said it.
Yeah.
But she's hot enough.
I'm like, yeah, I'll close the lights.
You get in line.
Yeah.
You stand in line.
Yeah, but if you're online.
You're on a computer.
From Taylor Swift tickets, then that's different.
You're online.
Yeah, if you're on a computer, you're online.
I'm online waiting to get tickets.
You mean online, online.
See, this is what's confusing about it.
But that's why it's in line. That's what I'm saying. If you're in person. Yes. But you could be in line, online, waiting to get tickets You mean online online But if I'm This is what's confusing about it But that's why it's inline
That's what I'm saying
If you're in person
Yes
But you could be inline online
Waiting for some tickets
So then what do you say?
I'm in
I'm on
I'm inline
Waiting to get tickets
We almost exploded
On my computer
Yeah yeah yeah
You're just
You're just inline dude
Yeah
There's no other
There's no caveats
Even if I'm online
Get new friends
What are you doing?
I'm inline
I'm inline
Get tickets
In where?
Online
Yes
Okay
Well then if you're gonna be a stickler about it
Fine
But it's in line
You should get that same energy
You're a Filipino girlfriend
I did
Yeah
And that's why it's over
That's why it's over
Yeah
Alright
This guy's about to cry
And she cheated
Look at his face
He's about to cry
Did she?
Yeah
Oh shit
She went
Into other dicks Right? I'm into other dicks.
Yeah.
You're right.
She turned other dicks open.
Shut open.
She goes, I'm.
Shut open your pants.
She opened other dicks.
Yeah, I was just going to say, I'm opening other dicks.
Thanks for bringing up that pain.
You beat me to it.
I'm opening other dicks, Eric.
Wait, you mean you're sucking other dicks?
That scarred me for 10 years, but go on.
I know this guy.
No, you seem fine about it.
I know this guy. Yeah, you do? From where? dicks? It scarred me for 10 years, but go on. No, you seem fine about it. I know this guy.
Yeah, you do?
From where?
He used to do videos.
Right?
Hey, what's going on, guys?
It's Don from Tulalip, or some would say Seattle.
Friendly eyebrows.
I got a debate clip for you guys today.
Friendly eyebrows.
I've been scrolling on Instagram, seeing a lot of people use this, like,
Lenza, Penza-generated AI pictures and saying,
this is what I look like if I was Ethiopian or if I was a Egyptian or a
Native American or something.
So just wanted to ask you guys,
do you think AI is like useful or is it just gonna like hurt us in some way?
Do you guys think AI is basically a good for us?
I should say.
Um, but yeah, I should say.
But yeah, thanks so much and big fan of the show.
I mean, we did the AI thing in here
with the art thing.
We all just had Down syndrome.
AI could totally be useful.
I was like a biker guy with Down syndrome.
It isn't yet,
and I don't trust people to make it useful.
This is the thing they use AI for.
They're not going to give us
the stuff that's useful.
They're just going to give us this nonsense. Yeah useful. They're just going to give us this nonsense.
Yeah, well, it's going to distract us.
And they'll save the rest for the movies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like Pixar.
Oh, is that Nick?
Holy shit.
Nick is Metal Gear Solid.
He just really wanted to put this up so bad.
I did it when the guy said do the thing.
Dude, that AI makes Nick fine.
Whoa.
I don't know about what that guy was saying about making you...
What are people going to think about
you make yourself a different race?
I haven't seen that.
If I go blackface on AI,
is it something you cancel?
But what if AI just makes me blackface?
AI did it.
Then it's still your fault.
You still get canceled.
They know how the thing works. You clicked blackface.
Nick, did they make you ethiopian in any way or your eyes were totally accurate on that one right there i think if you keep doing it it just gives you like
different packages but i also think i gave like i don't know i just gave all my info and my face
and i helped the ai and you have to give like some keywords like metal gear solid fine no they they
just give you random ones to try to then get you to do it again
and see the other ones you saw.
And do you have to pay for this?
Yeah, it was like $5.99 or something for 100 images.
Fuck off.
I see everyone posting.
I'm like, what are we doing?
So much of that.
I've seen so much of it lately.
Me too.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
At what point?
I'm going to post pictures of her now.
Are you a person?
And then be like, this AI is crazy.
But are you a person that doesn't like it? There's a point where you see post pictures and be like this ai is crazy but are
you a person that doesn't like it there's a point where you see go oh this is interesting this is
interesting and then it gets to a point where it's like well everybody's doing this is that
that's the point when you don't like it anymore i think here's why i don't like it it makes
everybody look really cool and good and i think people are doing it because they're like oh this
is an even better representation of me it It's like, that's their secret reason
for Nick looking like a badass with the AK.
Because you would never post that
if it was like, you look all fat
and exaggerating your nose.
You're like, I'm not posting this
because you look good.
Everyone's posting it.
Everyone's like, these AI things are crazy, right?
Also, I've seen so many women who've used it
that are like, it's the true me.
It's just like a fairy princess, you know?
And it's just like, their tits are like out to here holy oh my god i don't know what you guys are talking
about i'm not in a game man but jesus that's chris evans that boy don't quit now here's the
thing though now nick's gonna start selling supplements that's natural this is what i look
like and it's just like just like just the mouth moves.
It's a cartoon with you going like, guys, do you want to look like this?
He's off to the side and shit.
All wonky.
It doesn't work because he's moving.
Do you want to look like this?
I got 11 tenants.
That's a new thing.
You got more?
You got more of that or what?
Let's see more where that came from.
How many did you pay for now?
You said 100.
You guys should
do it for next week uh i think a hundred it takes 40 minutes otherwise they do it right now
the computer straw we can start at the beginning of the episode and then we'll see what it looks
like oh that's true we can start at the beginning uh but i'm saying like you gotta like input 10
pictures yeah yeah oh my god and then you get four and they they gotta be selfies we already
saw what happened when they put a picture of me. Remember when they made us girls?
I became like a freaking, somebody's fat auntie.
Someone turned the whole cast into females.
Everybody's cute except me.
Theo was good looking.
I was pretty hot.
I was pretty exotic.
I bet my brother looked great.
Chris looked pretty good.
You couldn't even recognize him.
I didn't even, right?
Right.
You just looked like a hot girl.
Just like Chris with long hair, which he has.
I was like, he's fine.
He was like, wait, that's just me right right there's no beard deal with the one
though Theo was bang really yeah I'm a little surprised at that he's a handsome
dude but I guess I get it but the beautiful eyes yeah Theo with the
beautiful eyes oh we got it coming on yeah lot. Boy, we posted a ton.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cats are popping.
Oh, there it is.
Yeah, Leo Thiel.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, we're good looking.
Oh, my God.
That's Theo, right?
That one?
Like, on the thumb?
Yeah.
Whoa.
Oh, that's a clip of it.
That's me laughing at it, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I think we did it.
No, that was it.
No, right there. But there was... That dude with the bald head there it is yeah he turned left one up turn this one up
from there yeah no no no down there yeah that it was like on the second page or third page
oh i got you yeah whoa theo dang it not bad you not bad i'm into i'm into this He looked like one of those
Asian girls that likes
Black rappers
Look at this beauty
Wait who's that?
That's Chris
You can't even tell
That's what I'm saying
That's Bruce Wilson
Debbie Moore's daughter
That's a beauty
That's a beautiful woman
See what I'm saying?
You see what I'm saying?
No respect
Just straight up
Ricky Lake dude Just straight up Ricky Lake, dude.
Just straight up Ricky Lake.
Like, welcome to the show.
Thanks for bringing this pain up again.
Wow, dude.
That is really something.
That's like Bruce Valanche.
If you picked that one, you know what I'm talking about.
There she is.
That's not you.
That's not Ricky. that's not Ricky.
That's not her.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'm awesome.
Yeah man, I mean wow.
No, I look like one of the people that's on Ricky Lake.
It doesn't matter.
Oh, that shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's like that.
But with dark, yeah!
Oh my God.
Nick, I swear to God.
Just stop now! Okay, wow. That shit's so God. Stop now.
That shit's so funny.
Oh, man.
One more.
All right.
Wow, look at Bruce Relange.
That is a terrible way to look, huh?
It's a tough game.
Just being, looking like that.
Yeah, it's tough.
That's a good way to look right there.
That's a look. Yeah, it's tough. Or like this. That's a good way to look right there. That's a look.
That is a full mustache.
Did you see the guy that won the mustache world championships?
No.
Mustache beard.
Yeah, he's got this.
Oh, I'm sure.
With the oil and the grease or whatever.
And he's like, it goes to around like, it looks like a monocle.
Oh, sick.
That he puts by his eye.
I love how some mustaches
some mustaches look look look wow mustache competition they look like pinball machines
sometimes like that it's like you could play pinball on that thing yeah the guy had the one
yeah they look like hey dude they look like the bad guy from the wild west movie you're a loser
just straight up you're a loser you got a sea creature coming out of your face?
Yeah, he looks like he got a pipe to the Caribbean.
Is that real?
You're like six months away.
Oh, dude, look at the length on it.
It's impressive.
But those guys put me to shame.
It's dusting up here in Montana.
Huge ride on the show.
Got a king in there stinging for you.
It's freezing up here.
Looks like it.
Montana gets cold. 18 below zero tonight. I don't know if you can hear my feet crunching in the snow 18 below zero
sour power king or sting it barbecuing but not doing it outside oh wow moving that smoker hitter
right on into the garage oh got the fireplace got the seat that's his man cave. That's a good one, too.
I like this guy.
It's innovative, but the only thing is, I've never been to a place so cold I couldn't grill for 10 minutes.
He's going to burn his house down.
I don't want all that smoke in my house. You know that's not safe, right. Yeah, he's going to burn his house down. There's no doubt. I don't want all that smoke in my house.
You know that's not safe, right?
No, he's going to burn his house down and die of suffocation.
How about this, though?
There's a fireplace in your house.
Yep.
So you could burn there, just put the grill inside the fireplace with the fire, and it's going up.
That's the thing, though.
The fireplace has the heat, and it just goes.
Well, that's what I'm saying, but that's indoors.
Yeah, but that's in his garage. Yeah, but it's built for that. It's built for that. That's in his garage. The smoke just fills up the garage. That chimney. Then it just goes. Well, that's what I'm saying, but that's indoors. Yeah, but that's in his garage.
Yeah, but it's built for that.
It's built for that.
That's in his garage.
The smoke just fills up the garage.
That's how cold it is.
Where he'd say, I'll take the risk.
18 Below is like, get Postmates, dude.
You don't need to be grilling.
Postmates is like, cook at home.
Yeah, that's true, too, actually.
Postmates is like, cook in your garage.
Yes, yeah.
Minus 14.
For all I care.
Right, that's why he did that.
He tried to get Grubba, but they were like, fuck you.
Oh, wow.
We have an attractive lady calling.
A babe.
Yeah, this should be the last one.
All right.
Hi, guys.
This is Rose from Brisbane, Australia.
Love the show.
I've been listening for years.
Of course, I miss Theo, but you guys are doing such a good job.
Brendan, OG, love what you do.
Look at the teeth.
Today, I have a debate club.
My question is, obviously, it's getting into the silly season with lots of family and friend get togethers
so when there's a party should it be custom for the person who is inviting who is organizing the
party to provide all food and drink yes or should it be a custom for everybody to bring a plate or bring their own drinks or
something like that let me know what you think bye b-y-o-b both it depends it's both if you just
say to people you either go as the host you're supposed to go don't worry about anything we got
it yep but if they don't say that if they go like you as a person that is coming to a party sometimes
you just it's polite to be like you do you need me to bring anything yeah here's the thing as a person that is coming to a party, sometimes it's polite to be like, do you need me to bring anything?
Yeah, here's the thing.
As a host, you say, don't bring anything.
We got everything.
And as a guest, you bring something.
That's just the end.
But let's say Eric Tax was like, hey, I'm having a barbecue on Sunday.
I assume you have that meat ready.
Yeah, for sure.
I'm not coming over.
I might bring something fun.
I might bring some whiskey. I might bring some cake or pie. I'm not coming over. Of course. I might bring something fun. Might bring some whiskey.
Might bring some cake or pie.
Perfect.
I'm not bringing me.
No, of course not.
I'm with you 100%.
You better load up on me.
If I'm having a barbecue, and somebody's having a barbecue, you show up and they're like,
did anybody bring any ribs?
Yeah, no, that's not how that works.
Yo.
No, it's like, I'm having a pizza party, and I'm like, where's the pizza?
And you go, you didn't order pizza?
I said, there's a pizza party. Dude, imagine doing that. For real. I'm hosting a pizza party and i'm like where's the pizza and you go you didn't order pizza imagine doing that yeah for real i'm hosting a pizza party on saturday night come on over
everybody you're just like what hey who brought the pizza i tell you what i was having i'll tell
you what my friend did one time we had uh he was it was like back back in the paper few days okay
yeah like you know i remember him so we had like a fight it was a fight it was a tyson fight or
something i still do i-per-views.
I know, but this was like, you know, people had to, all these people coming over.
The ear.
Maybe it was the ear fight.
Fight starts.
Yeah.
And he pauses it.
Oh, get out.
He pauses.
He goes, all right, y'all.
You know, the fight was like $200.
So can we just pass the hat around?
Did he make any money?
Of course he did.
Because everybody was like, come on, man.
Put the fight on.
He's like, no, we'll play it.
You can see how this thing goes.
You know what?
He's genius.
That's such a whack move, though.
That guy deserves to be strangled, for real.
Bro, first Hollywood experience.
I want to say who it is.
Famous dude.
Brian invites me over to the Super Bowl. My team's in the Super super bowl it's the denver broncos my brother's in town me and my
brother biggest broncos fans we go over there malibu it's on the beach i'm like this is lit
it's the third quarter no he pauses it i'm like what the heck is going on right now yeah a band
comes out he's the bass player. They play for two hours.
Bum, bum, bum, bum.
Not good.
Then he goes, thank you.
Leaves and hits play.
I'm like, what?
Kill him, right?
Should we all kill him?
Absolutely strangle that. I say we go right now.
Yeah, let's go.
I still think about it to this day.
Did no one say anything?
That's weird.
It must be somebody prestigious. That is so weird. Because I'm not the one. I'm the one that's? That's weird. It must be somebody like prestigious.
That is so weird though.
Because I'm not the one.
I'm the one that's going to be like.
Oh, me and my brother were furious.
No, bro.
Turn it off.
You couldn't get an Uber there?
I told my brother, I'm like, bring it up on your phone.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Get out of here.
We had money on the game too?
Get out of here.
You don't find.
Oh, wow.
What sucks about that is like.
Everything.
Every single thing.
You try to leave after an hour and then like you're getting in your car, and you're trying not
to get any... And then it's like, I can't believe that that happened.
You're like, ah!
By the way, people that don't watch games live and don't want spoiler alerts, go fuck
yourself.
Get out of here, dude.
Get out of here.
You want me to shut up about the result of the game?
I watched and give a shit about it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No.
No, no, no, no.
For you?
Sorry.
Live events are sure. stay away from people i'm that way with movies and uh tv shows like on netflix you have three days same dude if you didn't watch it within three days you're not a fan like i am i'm
gonna talk about it on the show the whole idea of spoiler alert actually pisses me off because it's
like i don't owe you the respect of not talking about a thing I either invested in with my time or money.
Well, it used to be a thing.
Fuck you.
Because think about it like this.
It used to be appointment television.
Yes.
Okay?
Yes, of course.
So if it's the kind of thing where it's like, hey, I recorded this because I couldn't watch it.
It's like, to me, then you need to just watch it right away and stay away from people.
But in this day and age with with streaming, and you can watch everything
in one night, you have
no excuse. I don't want to hear you.
I don't want to hear you. Don't tell me what happened.
No.
When people say that, when they say, don't tell me what happened,
I just get louder.
John Snow dies.
Bruce Willis is dead, if you haven't seen.
Yeah, right.
You know what I mean?
Is that it, Nick? We have a very special fight companion this Friday. Willis is dead if you haven't seen him. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? Yep. They're certain ones.
Is that it, Nick?
That's it.
We have a very special fight campaign this Friday.
Barstool Sports, Thick Boy Studios collabing together.
Rough and Rowdy, 5 p.m. Pacific on Thick Boy YouTube
for Rough and Rowdy 19 in Providence, Rhode Island.
It's going to be one hell of a night.
I have Theo Vaughn, Donald Cerrone, and Rampage Jackson.
Myself, that goes down this Friday at 5 p.m. live on Thick Boy.
Then Saturday we have another fight companion for UFC 282.
We have Brian Callen, Sam Tripoli, Frank Grillo.
You might know him from the new Lamborghini movie and my Thick Self.
So Friday and Saturday you you got two fight companions.
Get you some.
Oh, a new sweatshirt.
Yeah, get this.
The new Golden Hour sweatshirt just dropped on thickboy.com.
And we just restocked the MLB quality thickboy jerseys.
And my 2023 is coming along nicely, so come check me out.
Greensboro.
Where we at here?
Greensboro, Great Falls, Montana.
Boys and Girls Club in Santa Rosa.
And Louisville Comedy Club in April.
Great Falls.
I have more dates coming.
Have you done that club in Great Falls, Montana?
No, I haven't done it.
I've been looking.
Excuse me.
Go Montana.
Yeah.
I haven't done it yet.
It's like a one night thing.
It's a rock club.
Oh.
The Newberry.
It's always dicey.
Well, it is what it is.
Well, you never know.
Great Falls, Montana.
Is it Montana?
It's in Montana. Dicey meaning you don't know the sound. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fun. But it's Dicey. Well, it is what it is. Well, you never know. It's fun. Is it Montana? It's in Montana.
Dicey meaning you don't know the sound.
But it's a rock club, so they usually have a good
sound system or something like that. That'd be fun.
Check me out, and thanks for everybody that came
to Chicago. Five sold-out shows. I love you.
Hell yeah. Chicago's beautiful.
I'm done with touring
for 2022. I'll be doing spots around L.A.
And then in January,
mid-January, like January 14th,
I'll have some big news for you from my friends up north in Canada,
doing a big tour of Canada.
Everybody watch my podcast, Lifeline, with my brother.
You already gave the news away.
Kenna's big.
I know, but you just said it.
Kenna's big.
Wow.
You don't know where I'm going to be in Canada.
Where are you going to be, Matt?
When?
Where are you going to be, D'Elia?
Yeah.
Chris?
I'm going to be sitting on my butt all the time like I do.
Check out Matt on Lifeline, guys.
Check out Matt on Lifeline.
Great podcast.
Great podcast.
Oh, and also, I got my own solo podcast coming back this month.
Matt D'Elia is confused.
The Return.
I stopped for a long time and I'm coming back, baby.
You didn't bring me a hoodie?
I would rock the hell out of that.
Oh, I'm bringing one next time. Thank you, sir. I'm definitely bringing one. I'm bringing one. Double X. Bring it for everybody. Two doubles.'m coming back, baby. You didn't bring me a hoodie? I would rock the hell out of that. Oh, I'm bringing one next time.
Thank you, sir.
I'm definitely,
I'll bring a double X.
Bring it for everybody.
Two doubles, that's right.
Yeah.
I got you all.
Come on now.
I got you all.
Thanks for watching.
All right, kids.
Love you.
Thanks for tuning in.
Thanks, everybody.
Golden hour.
We're friends that laugh.
We're friends that shout.
Sometimes we don't know
what we're talking about,
but that won't stop us Nothing can stop us
Ooh, yeah
It's like a show you used to love
Just rebranded enough
It's stronger, better, bigger power
Cause it is the Golden Hour
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