The Joe Budden Podcast - Epiode 717 | "The Cutlery Drawer"
Episode Date: April 17, 2024Fresh off the emergency pod discussing Drake and Rick Ross’ diss tracks, the JBP returns to address the business interests behind rap beef (23:25) before getting into rumors about Kendrick Lamar’s... response, the AI track that hit the timeline (44:04), and Metro Boomin and Future announcing their tour ‘WE TRUST YOU’ (59:32). Jerrod Carmichael issues an apology to Dave Chappelle on The Breakfast Club (1:18:48), the room sends their best following the passing of Rico Wade (1:46:14), Kai Cenat is suing a woman who leaked is information (2:00:15), Part of the Show (2:16:05), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | dvsn - “Take It Slow” Ice | Kodak Black - “Stressed Out” Parks | Goodie Mob - “Cell Therapy” Ish | Saint Harison - “ego talkin’ - A Colors Show” Melyssa | Jean Deaux (feat. DESTIN CONRAD) - “Thinkin”
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Flip's here.
He just said,
yo, Flip, get the fuck out.
Oh, Simon.
We live if y'all don't
keep being funny.
Yo, shit.
So, so.
So she said
and he looked at me.
I said,
hey, welcome everybody.
I have something to say.
Joe asked Mel
her opinion on the current beat for hip hop.
She said...
Well, no, wait, because we came in and gave our...
We came in and gave...
We did a little three-hour special out on Patreon.
We did.
Shout out to the Patronis.
But Mel wasn't able to make it.
Yes.
And now we're right back the next day.
We're still starting with rap beat, but we was like...
I mean, we didn't get Mel's take.
So go ahead.
So Joe asked what Mel take was.
Take it away, Mel.
Yeah, you know.
We got to open the pod first.
No, we don't.
No, we don't.
No, we don't.
And then Mel said to Ice, well, I agree with how you feel.
I feel just like you.
Yeah, I got the same feelings like you.
It's just, what you said is boring?
I said it's a snooze fest.
A snooze fest.
And she stopped right there.
So I said, what else about it? She started talking. I was like, I said, so what about? I said, it's a snooze fest. A snooze fest. And she stopped right there. So I said, what else about it?
She started talking.
I said, so what about the songs that were put out?
Do you have anything about, did you hear the songs?
Do you have anything about the songs?
My girls start to look around and shit.
Just like you.
So we all start to laugh, y'all.
But here's the thing.
Only men get away with that.
Facts.
If it was Flip, get the fuck out.
Ice, nigga, shut this off.
Shut this off, nigga. If it's Taylor, get the fuck out. Ice, shut this off. Shut this off, nigga.
You retain the sound crazy issues.
It'd be so double standard.
Oh my god, yo.
Double standard.
Mel ain't hear shit.
Not at all.
She ain't hear one note of these shit.
What happened between Sade and Shania Twain?
Wait, records came out?
Oh, shit.
Shania Twain.
What's the beef out there in La La Land?
Come on, man.
That was the illest.
How you get away with that?
That was fire.
Am I wrong, though?
See, she's reversing it.
She's doing it again.
She's doing it again.
See, that's a setup.
She's getting me.
That's ice.
No, don't ask me.
You're going to get me.
You're not getting me.
He can go back and forth with you.
I can't.
I tap out first round.
Pause.
Is she wrong, Ice?
Oh, man.
Ask the boss.
Y'all don't want to say?
Huh?
Y'all want to tell the truth today?
I always tell the truth.
Okay.
Y'all be using angles.
You see that?
She's trying to back me in the corner.
Let's move.
See, this is a lesson real quick.
You have to learn.
You don't want me to answer that.
Learn from the OG.
Me, I would have froze and I probably would have, you know, what's that?
Scorch, urge, and act crazy.
But she's finding a way to get out the fact that she doesn't know anything about it.
She's just asking questions.
She's reversing the shit on you.
What is this called in basketball?
What is this called?
I'm amazed.
A turnover.
Point shaving.
Collusion.
No, don't do that.
You're just assuming that Mel didn't hear none of the beef shit she heard.
Because they posting about it on Spiritual Healers and Black Girls Unite.
All that shit Mel be following.
They posting it on Black Girls Unite.
Hey, listen to what black girls think of this.
What?
Where?
Keep that shit up.
BGU.
Keep that shit up.
Keep it up.
BGU.
Yo, let me tell you
the motherfuckers got
smoke for your
motherfucking ass.
Wait, wait,
there's a group called
Black Girls Unite?
They got smoke for you.
They got a group called
Black Girls Unite?
No.
No.
Yes. No. Yes.
It's Mel, Kiki Palmer.
No, he's making a reference to
listen to black women.
Oh, FDK, Lotto.
Jesus.
Wait, did it smoke with me for real?
One day they will find you in the streets.
Wait, did it smoke with me?
Yes.
How?
Explain, Mel.
How if I'm black?
See, that's black girls' problems. No. Because when I'm black? See, that's black girl's problem.
No.
Because when I appeared on an episode.
That's black girl's problem.
When I appeared on an episode, you were like, okay, well, listen to black bitches.
You literally said that.
You literally said that.
And I was like, okay.
Pox just moved the mic, everybody.
He doesn't want to participate.
And then he laughed up. Wait, okay. Parks just moved the mic, everybody. He doesn't want to participate. And then he laughed up.
Wait, wait.
He'll throw me one.
I was just like, okay.
He said that for real?
I see what type of time we are.
Wait, y'all going to let her do this to me?
You do it to yourself, motherfucker.
Oh, look, look, look, look.
Hardy R.
Hardy R.
Everybody's like, dude.
Mel, you know that I was joking. Listen, I've gotten to the point where I know. And you know that I was joking
I'm
listen
I've gotten to the point
where I know
that I was joking
and if they don't
then when I see them
I know all of the women
on the panel
you might wanna
you might wanna send a text
alright
for sure
find your ass
facts
who's on the panel
facts
that's really a
wait wait
who's on the panel
she's a part of it
when I did
an episode it was L'Oreal, and it was Elle Varner, and Ebony K. Williams was on it.
I love Elle Varner.
Me too.
Shout out to her.
Where's Elle Varner been?
I wasn't talking about Elle Varner.
What were you talking about?
Talking about the rest of the team?
Yeah.
Hey, Elle. Hey, Elle. I'm good.
We good.
Never talking to you,
Alvaro.
Come on.
Come on.
Well,
I just recently did another episode.
Oh,
it's still on?
Who was on that panel?
No,
no,
please,
please.
Who was on that panel?
It was L'Oreal,
Tori Hart,
Danielle Young,
and Jesse Boo.
What did you guys talk about?
We talked about colorism.
Wait.
How do you all look?
It was a spectrum
of black beauty.
Different shades.
A spectrum again.
Okay.
Yes.
Different shades.
Nice.
Tori Hart who? That's a lot. Nice. Tori Hart, who?
That's a lot of caramel.
Tori Hart, Danielle Young,
Jesse Wu.
That's a lot of lattes.
You got to look them up.
That sounds like a lot of lattes up here.
It was the spectrum.
Yeah.
Oh, that sounds like when it's the swirl.
It's like when Haagen-Dazs used to make
the vanilla chocolate swirl.
I'm tapping it.
Wait, no, I want to see it.
And then we also talked about whether a woman could have it all.
Whatever all is.
What is that?
Who the?
Who is that?
Girl.
Who is that?
Girl, that's a white woman.
You know what?
I'm going to fucking punch you.
This is an audio adventure.
This is an audio adventure.
Yo, Mel, you allergic.
Who is that?
I don't know who that is.
Sorry.
I typed it down.
Yo, yo.
That is not her.
Oh, okay.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, well, make sure to check that out.
She is a beautiful caramel-complected lady.
That is not her.
Caramel?
Yes.
Make sure to check out that show when it drops.
Support our queens.
That's right.
There you go.
Really want to hear what they have to say on these matters.
Thank you.
Colorism.
I want to hear what a bunch of wives have to say.
Can a woman have it all?
What does that mean?
It means they didn't call any dicks to
participate in that conversation.
They didn't call
nothing in. Dick is what it means.
They're going to sit up there and discuss it
amongst themselves. And that's the problem.
And that's the problem right there.
How is it the problem?
That's peace.
No, that's peace.
We got a great show.
Wait till we get to that wmba draft you guys
come and get i'm at the same region something Oaks, hit me when you're done, you shim I see you doing well, baby
Oh, you pulling shit together, I can tell, baby
Is you single or what?
I need a girl from the country
I need a girl from Kentucky
I need a shawty from Houston
I need a girl who gon' love me
I need a girl who gon' trust me
Someone to fuck me
Someone to make me feel loved
Someone that's so proud to be with me
She walk right up to her ass, look him dead in the face and say
You ain't got the juice like that
You ain't got the juice like that
That's cold, ice cold, girl
You ain't got the juice like that
Why you had to do him like that?
Gotta come through quick, quick
Oh, you at the club, cashing out with Eric, damn
Hit me when you done your shift
I know a girl I should propose to, but we just on some different shit
She on some up at 9am already, cooking in the kitchen shit
And lately we been fighting on some whitey-lutty stripping shit
She working with the special, I know she love that shit
Too rich for who? Y'all just got rich again
Who grips the mic and likes to kill they friends
I've never been the type to make amends
This shit was at an eight, we like to, we like to, we like to
This shit was at an eight, we like to make it ten
One to send it in, I'm going up all the way
I don't like to talk when there's nothing else left to say
Drizzy bout to drop, the game is in disarray
I tell you hear me out, but we both know end of the day
Your sister is pressing play, your trainer is pressing play
Your wifey, your wifey, your wifey, your wifey
I gotta breathe real deep when I catch her attitude
I got a whole other level that I can tap into
They only bless when they attach to you
The only dead beats is whatever beats I been rappin' to
And the product is still the best though
It's only good in my city because I said so
Just a 50th statement, I had the copper filled like Presto
Voila, ta-da
Never a matter of could I or should I
Kiss my son on the forehead, then kiss your ass goodbye
As luck would have it, I've settled into my role as the good guy I guess my son on the forehead and kiss your ass goodbye as luck would have it
I've settled into my role as the good guy. I guess luck is on your side. I
Guess luck is on your side. All sevens. No sixes rest easy. Guess who shut up
Hold on hold on Hold up, buddo, buddo, buddo, buddo Hey, oh, oh
I'm seeing some old Tommy Compost dice roll shit, you know
That's the one, right here, that's it, that's the one
Uh, you underestimated greatly
Most number ones ever, how long did it really take me?
Shout to wherever you might be listening from
Whoever you might be listening with
I got everybody on safety
I can load every gun with bullets Shout to the person last time, listeners out there, what up, what up, what up?
Always doing it for the ladies, ahhhh
That's cause I'm headed to the bank, nigga
It's not your lifestyle, I'm just being frank with ya
I mean, where you think she at when she ain't with ya?
Wildin', doing shit that's way outta your budget
I'll sweat it inside a luggage, you gotta love it
Damn, this shit could go on a tape
Bitches lovin' my drive, I never give it a break
Get these niggas to look, the verse and even a hook
That's why every song sound like Drake
Featuring Drake, it's straight, white pre
Why is it up to me?
Watchin' our wives on the team
Never get the same, how the niggas guess it's funny
How money can make change, how the niggas. Guess it's funny how money can make change
out of niggas for real.
So nobody started
feeling themself.
A couple somebody
started killing themselves.
A couple albums dropped.
Those are still on the shelf.
I bet them shits
would have popped
if I was willing to help.
I got a gold trophy
from the committee
for validation.
Bad press during the summer
over allegations.
I ain't lying my nigga.
My time is money.
We got a great show for y'all today, I'm sure
A lot of niggas PR stuntin' like that's the moment
And I'm the only nigga still not a fan
I swear, fuckin' niggas this year
I make Forbes lists, nigga, fuck your list
Everything's lookin' gorgeous Mel, check this one out
Listen to this little black black
Check this little tune out right here, Mel
I could never be nobody's number one fan
Your first number one, I had to put it in your hand
Because you can't get put outside of bed
I'm out in Tokyo because I'm big in Japan I'm the headmaker y'all depend on Big Canada, Big Canada, let's go, man.
New York City, what up?
Brooklyn, what up?
Harlem, what up?
Queens, what up?
Big Jersey, what up? Big Jersey, what up?
South Jersey, too. One five meter verse you better make it witty Let me need a verse for the Swim Thieves Top stage out you better drop and give em' 50 We'll be finished. N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n Flip and Mal Mal, Mal, Mal PWP over here
Alright, alright, alright
What episode is this?
7-17
What's up, what's up?
What you got?
What happened?
First of all, I wanted to see
What you put in your pocket
Pocket watcher Paul
I'm not going to say it
Just pass it
I don't need to pass you nothing
Yeah, rip that up, dog
I don't need to pass you nothing
You wear jeans a little bit too often.
You got something, you know, let me just stab you.
PWP over here.
Yeah.
Pocket watching what, Paul?
Paulie.
Oh, hi.
Pocket watching Paulie.
What you, come on.
I have a question for Mel, but let him do the introduction.
No, you can ask him now if you want.
So Mel, just want to give you some background.
So we were talking about Drake yesterday.
Oh, the background.
Let me do the intro.
Yeah, do it.
What episode is this?
7-17.
Welcome to episode 7-17 of the Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by PrizePix.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored host, Joe Budden.
Yada, yada, yada.
That's Mel, Flip, Ish, Ice, Parks, Corey, Erickson is back there.
And most importantly, all of you guys.
Shout out to Tanner, Savon, all our people remote.
And posting it to you.
Happy birthday to Corey.
Happy birthday to Corey.
Drug dealer fresh.
Big Corey.
That nigga fresh in the mall.
A drug dealer's dream.
A drug dealer fresh right there.
Screen keys in the triple beam.
Somebody be dressing you, son.
Fly.
He gonna keep the gazelles on all day, too.
Yeah, no.
Corey look good over there.
He look good.
Happy birthday.
I feel like his birthday was just a few months ago.
Time is flying.
About 12.
It is.
About 12, bro.
The fucking parts.
Happy birthday to Corey.
Not the lime green socks on Isshin.
Hold on.
He's got green.
The green is the thing.
I'm going to get to Isshin in a little bit.
You know what?
Socks, Socks.
Issh did some ill shit today.
He did.
Why you niggas look at us like that?
Me and Ice figured it out.
Shut up.
You crazy.
He's crazy.
No, he did some ill shit.
You got some fly hoodie, and you doing the string
trick again, nigga.
Custom hoodies.
You put the custom strings in these.
Because these are not Issh hoodies.
These are not the Israelite shit.
This fly hoodie.
But that's Issh strings, though.
Yeah, that's an Issh string.
I see.
Incorporation. All right. All right. That's smart. How much string, though. Yeah, that's an ish string. I see. Incorporation.
All right,
all right.
That's smart.
How much you got
paid to wear that?
That's fly.
Yo,
you in everybody's
pocket,
son.
This nigga's a
different nigga.
Got to.
Sorry,
Mel,
real quick.
So,
yesterday,
we were talking
about Drake
and how he grew up.
He grew up
with a white mom.
He was saying
that questions
his credibility.
Real quick,
so Ish asks,
we say he's a white boy, so Ish asks, do you think that Mel is a white mom. He was saying that questions his credibility. Real quick. So Ish asks, we say he's a white boy.
So Ish asks, do you think that Mel is a white girl?
I said, yes.
I asked you, do you consider?
No, I just want to know.
Was I here for this one?
Yeah, you was.
I just want to know, do you consider yourself a white woman?
As she just sat on a panel of black women. No, hold on.
She just did black.
Wait.
I had to ask him.
Women unite. She may did black women unite.
She may consider herself white and black.
I'll come after you too, Ish.
I didn't say nothing.
I feel like he was getting your back in there.
That's cool.
He just be trying to shoot all the time.
Oh, he defended you.
No, he defended you.
Okay, okay.
But now he's fine, actually.
I'm laying down my sword.
Sorry, sorry.
Continue.
Do I consider myself a white woman no no so
you're strictly black no okay so i i don't it's a weird thing like when because people really want
to like project a lot of shit onto you like when you're biracial like who do you more align yourself
with kind of thing and it's like i clearly grew up with a white woman in the house she gave birth
to me.
I came out the canal.
Like, I can't ignore that.
You know what I'm saying?
But I don't really like that as an identifier.
Got it.
How many forks?
How many forks did you have?
How many forks?
Like, in the cutlery drawer?
Mm-hmm.
She said the cutlery drawer.
Yeah, she said cutlery.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Wait, what the fuck
do you guys call it?
Utensils?
Okay, look. The fork drawer. Wait. Fucking he what the fuck do you guys call it? Utensils? Okay, look.
A fork drawer.
Fucking heathens.
Oh!
That's a white sock coming out.
She answered the question.
In the cutlery drawer.
That's the title.
Was it spread out or was it stacked on each other?
All right, finish this.
God is good.
God is great all the time.
Amen.
Wait, wait, wait.
Slow down.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up.
Don't touch me.
Hold up.
Don't touch me.
I'm not.
Don't touch me.
We got a great show lined up for y'all today, I promise.
We're not letting you go.
Go ahead, get your shit off.
I'm fine.
I said price fix already, though.
Where'd the great come from?
Go ahead.
All the time.
Nigga.
It's God is good, God is great.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
See, look.
Listen, God is good, God is great,
and now we're thinking for our food.
Amen.
That's how they do it
when they pray before the food.
All right.
How we go?
All Caribbeans and Canadians
got shut the fuck up real quick.
I got it.
Black only talk, though.
Where am I?
Nigga, you aren't Jamaican. real quick. I got a black only talk. Where am I? You are Jamaican.
Yeah, but...
I don't identify with them.
I'm talking to Joe, Corey.
That's it.
That's it.
You speaking to me and Corey.
All right.
All right.
You still ain't saying that.
God is good.
All the time.
And all the time. God is good. That time and all the time
God is good
that's how that goes
wait what
oh shit that's new
God is good
all the time
I love that this being
I love this being the new
black test
cause it's so simple
boy
it's a boy
but that's for
what did Mel say
God is great
in the winter God is great in the winter.
God is great, eh?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
God is great, eh?
Oh, shit.
What a cutlery, Troy.
Oh, yo.
What the fuck is a cutlery?
I don't want a team build.
I thought that was Bart of the Chicken.
That's some wild shit.
I don't want a team build.
I thought that was part of the chicken.
I think that might be
like a regional thing.
No, it's a black thing.
What?
To call it, what,
the fork drawer?
Oh, no, the cutlery drawer.
That's some Canadian shit.
I never heard that.
Yo.
What?
God is,
what did you say?
God is good?
All the time.
Okay, peace.
That's peace.
Peaceful, big dog. What white prayers do y'all say, Parks? What do y'all say? God is good? All the time. Okay, peace. That's peace. Cool, big dog.
What white prayers y'all say, Parks?
What do y'all say?
It's not a prayer.
What do y'all say before the food?
Just pray regular?
Whole hands?
It's not even before the food.
This is not about food.
Regular flips.
Yo, flip one right into saying grace.
I ain't grow up that Christian, man.
I don't know what to tell you.
We just kind of ate.
Y'all didn't pray before the food, Park?
Not really.
Like a holiday maybe or something like that.
Got it.
Oh, shit, yo.
Did you get the answer to your question, Flip?
I did.
We called it just whatever the utensil was that you were looking for or drawer.
Exactly.
The knife drawer, the fork drawer, the spoon drawer, whatever you're looking for.
Thank you.
Thank you.
The cutlery drawer.
Anywhere y'all want to begin is totally fine.
Or we can keep running these types of
tests.
I was about to shoot.
I never thought that. How many force did
you have would give me the truth?
I was about to shoot one, but I wasn't.
Go ahead. Come on. We ain't got nothing else to do.
I was about to be like, yo, I smacked the
black off you.
No? Nah, nah.
Every black family say that. No?
All right, Mel, I got one.
Pardon me.
I got one.
I got one.
It's my family.
Nobody ever said that in my house.
They never said that to you, Ish.
Mel.
Yes.
I have one.
Yes.
I would hope not.
I'm sorry.
Asking the parents.
That's crazy in your house.
Here's another one.
Every once in a while.
Ask the parent, can we go to McDonald's?
What's the response?
We got food at the house.
Hamburger's at the house.
Do you got McDonald's money? Oh, shit. Welcome. Yo, man got food at the house. Hamburgers at the house. Do you got McDonald's money?
Oh, shit.
Welcome.
Yo, man.
Open your mouth.
Open your mouth.
Yo, these three.
They got gold.
Come on now.
I know that we got food at the house.
Can I give you all my Starbucks order, please?
Why you ain't answer?
Take a group trip.
Because I was listening.
Oh, no.
Exactly, because you didn't know.
Y'all think I'm down with y'all.
Yes.
I'll take any test y'all want to give me.
A black test?
White boy.
Come on, white boy.
White boy.
You got a Chevy white boy?
I doubt it.
If you're wearing Dockers.
Yeah.
No draws. With no drawers.
With your lime green socks, white boy.
It's going to look great with you like that.
I'm sure.
Oh, shit.
All right, last one.
Yes.
And I don't even know if this is a real answer, but I'm just going to ask you anyway.
Okay.
You on the phone with a black person.
You're about to go somewhere. They say, all. Y'all about to go somewhere.
They say, all right, I'm about to get dressed.
And y'all hang up.
When do you think they start getting dressed?
About 20 minutes from when they said they were getting dressed.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Am I mad at you?
If they say, I'm getting in the car in five minutes,
no. I'm 15 minutes
away. How far am I away?
About 45. You're leaving the house.
If a black person is
picking you up and they say, come downstairs,
where are they?
No, you're right.
You're right. Where are they at?
They're probably about
five minutes away.
What?
Maybe.
Okay.
Okay.
That's peace.
That's peace.
That's my hope.
You know, like that's my hope.
I bought you in this world.
I'll take you out.
Okay.
Okay.
There you go.
Okay.
Come on now.
Okay.
Hey, listen.
The Cosby Show.
We don't know what you mean.
Oh, the Cosby Show.
All right. All right.
All right.
We got a real good show lined up here all day.
I promise you we do.
And I promise you we're not just ignorant.
We're not just ignorant.
Mama love you, tell me that.
All right.
Oh, shit.
What do you want to do?
Come on.
More beef?
You want to start with more beef? Yes. I'm so tired of this show. Beefed out pause. I'm tired of it. I'm not going to do? Come on. More beef? You want to start with more beef?
Yes.
I'm so tired of this show.
Beefed out pause.
I'm tired of it.
I'm not going to hold y'all.
The AI is whooping your ass?
It's the AI.
It's the leaks.
I'm just not used to this style of beef with my rap beef pause.
Like, all the social media games being played.
This is a leak.
You don't know what's real anymore.
It's taking the excitement out of it for me.
The care isn't there. I feel like we've been
waiting so long to get this.
I just want the niggas to go. But y'all are doing
everything but going. Only person that really
just went was Ross. Drake?
No, he didn't. Drake went.
Why? Because he put it on the stream?
You know I don't care much. Drake went.
Even that though, we got a leak
verse. We don't know if it's real, if it's AI.
We got no confirmation from him.
Drake is a very active person on social media.
But he's been confirming it via stories.
He's quoting his fucking lyrics in this shit.
Drake went, yo.
He went.
We can't do that to him.
Yes, we can.
I'm looking at what Drake does when he goes.
This is not in line with what he do when he go.
So, yeah, this adds to the-
He ran for four minutes straight.
Yo, what I'm talking about, just putting out these records.
You don't like how they put them out.
I don't like it.
But they don't-
And it's taken away from the excitement of the beef.
Let me ask you, what if that first version really did leak?
You get what I'm saying?
So that's not on him.
That's somebody leaking it.
How did the second version come out?
How did the official version come out?
He sent it.
If I want to put it out.
He sent it to act.
I sent it to act.
Okay, cool. That version comes out. Now we it. If I want to put it out. He sent it to act. I sent it to act. Okay, cool.
That version comes out.
Now we still having a, okay, this is real.
Okay.
He has it.
You know that version is real.
I do know.
I know it's real.
Yes.
I don't think you can take that away from me.
Yeah.
Listen.
I'm the only person doing that.
You got to get a boy's credit for going.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
And a solid entry.
He do no bullshit.
I'm just saying
all of this shit
in combination
is making it corny to me.
I like that song a lot.
I just don't think
it's enough for
whatever.
I think it's enough
for a shot.
I think it's a wanted shot.
I like that song a lot.
I think it's a nice jab.
He got in the ring
and started.
And I jabbed all y'all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I think I'm gonna
like it a lot more
when he releases it officially.
Maybe.
I'm gonna like it a lot more once he releases it officially. What. I'm going to like it a lot more once he releases it officially.
What do you think the difference will be?
Do you think he's going to release it officially?
What do you think the difference will be?
I will hear it.
I will hear it in my travels.
Got you, got you.
And I won't have to really go through a whole hoopla to get to it when I want to hear it.
Oh, my shit right in my eye too.
Oh yeah, my shit is in my phone.
Yeah, but before these tracks were released,
Ak sends me the Rick Ross shit.
I'm playing it that way.
Listen, artists be sending me their albums
and I still won't play it
until I can just go buy it,
it pop up,
I get your sequencing,
your thought process.
I think there's a different mix
on the Rick Ross one now
with the artwork that he put out there. So I want that.
Yeah, I'm the same way. I'm the same way.
I want that for the Drake joint. I just want your
final version. Put it out. That's my
whole thing. Yeah, but he slapped the shit out of niggas
when he went out there. Absolutely. I'm not
taking away from what he did with the record.
I like the old school shit of fucking
zippy shares and fucking
we send nits and all this shit. I like that
shit to a degree.
Subscribe to the Patreon
for our three-hour Beefcast special
that we did.
But I knew there was still
going to be more beef to talk about.
Y'all want me to talk?
Yes.
Yeah, go ahead.
Okay.
After our Beefcast,
I went home to think
I bet you did
You don't say
I know you was just
I feel like you've been
Pacing around for the last 24 hours
I came in and he was playing
That shit fucked everybody up
I came in today
And he was playing
The Drake diss track
I'm like I bet you
Just stayed right on that couch
Listening to those diss tracks
You ain't go home
You ain't go home
You have some clothes
In the room
Just a shower change
A little shower yeah
I did go home yesterday I ordered some shrimpall. Have some clothes in the room. Take a shower change. A little shower, yeah. I did go home yesterday.
I ordered some shrimp and broccoli just to stay in the ghetto hood mindset.
Mind frame?
Where you order it from?
One of my good Chinese spots.
The bougie one or the...
Was it fresh broccoli?
Squee up.
Squee up.
Yo, they got bulletproof glass.
Dude, they got tables in there.
I didn't go.
I Uber each time.
Oh, wait.
They actually deliver?
From one of my favorite spots, yeah.
It ain't that.
What you mean?
The hood ain't delivering no more.
Oh, for real?
When they stop.
When they stop.
Cash only, and they not delivering no more.
When they can start getting smacked upside their head with the rice.
Yo, I'm lying.
They start robbing the shit out of them.
They did, but that was years ago.
Nigga, they stopped delivering in the hood spots.
They not coming to your place.
Can I ask y'all a question?
Uh-oh.
I love that y'all have these random hood facts.
Do either one of y'all live in the hood?
Good question.
I'm in the hood enough to say, yeah, yeah, I'm in the hood enough.
If you're going to lie, then forget it.
If you're going to lie, it's going to take away from my podcasting genius.
No, no, no. All right, just shut up, nigga. going to take away from my podcasting genius. No, no, no.
Shut up, nigga.
But I didn't know that.
Thank you.
I didn't know that.
I talked to my mom the other day.
She had ordered some Chinese, and she was complaining about the spot that she ordered from in Jersey City.
And I was like, why you ain't just go right there to Grant and Westside?
Duh, Old Faithful.
She was like, that's exactly the spot I'm talking about.
It's been the greatest Chinese spot in Jersey City for all of our Jersey City lives, and it's not the same anymore.
Damn.
Damn.
I hate when the Chinese spot falls off.
They only fall off because they have new management.
They take the MSG out of that shit.
No, I think they took a hit.
I think they took a hit after the pandemic and just tried to stay open.
I don't know that because I ain't walked in there.
I thought they made Chinese cars.
They were super up.
They were the only ones open.
The pandemic,
the Chinese stores
was making mad money.
Melissa Ford,
what is your
Chinese store order?
Good question.
Good question.
General Tao's chicken.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
No, no, no.
General Tao?
Okay, go ahead. Would you say, no, no. General who? General Tao. Okay, go ahead.
Would you say so?
Shut up!
General so?
General Tao.
Yo, she's so intelligent.
She named him
Real War General.
That is a name!
That is a name!
He was a part of
the Ming Dynasty
in 1277.
Remember when
he was partying
in a town?
I hate Melissa Moore,, y'all.
General town.
Shrimp fried rice.
Okay.
And I'm going to get a couple of spring rolls.
Yeah, but you can know this stuff just by fucking a black dude.
I beg your pardon.
And that's why y'all won't have black dick come up here and set y'all straight with some of y'all facts.
You know there's a show called Listen to Black Men 2, so we did like, you know, a double.
No, why would I want to listen to them niggas?
I'm just saying.
Who's on that show?
Mouse Jones?
Think I'm going to listen to Mouse Jones?
My God, man.
Good for you.
Yes, he is on the show.
Oh, look at me.
What you know about me?
Forget it. Okay, anyways, but that's my
Chinese food order. Alright, well,
what were we talking about? You were talking about
the fact that you were pacing and you
ordered your Chinese food. Okay, so
nothing I'm about to say is true.
Front of the tag.
That's a great preface.
Nah, for real. I'm on the line today.
Because they ignore the tag in the front.
They do.
One.
They do.
They do.
Two, when I come in here and just shoot the shit like I would in a New Jersey barbershop,
y'all say I'm dick eating.
Depending on who they root for, you're dick eating.
That's true.
Well, most of the field is rooting for Drake.
He's the most popular artist. Yeah know so that makes sense yeah and i mean i'm just a little more blunt and honest but i'm rooting for drake too i just think there's some angles out
there that can be taken but put that to the side uh damn what was i saying what was i just saying
you about them you're not telling the truth alright so nothing I'm about to say
is true
I just watch
a lot of crime docs
a lot of suspense movies
and
I'm paranoid
and I've been an artist
and
I have a very
vivid imagination
I have
no facts
in anything I am about to say.
At all.
This is purely
what I think would happen
if I turned on
this movie.
Okay.
Okay.
There.
What channel is the movie on?
HBO?
FX or some shit. ID. ID. there what channel is the movie on HBO FX somewhere where it's going down
it's going down
I like HBO somewhere in Netflix
okay
is it green
like that greenish hue
like Ozark
yeah I was about to say Ozarkish
cool
in this movie right what if
because I was listening to the Larry Jackson call that we had mm-hmm we spoke
to Larry shout to Larry and shout to Larry. Shout out to Larry. And shout out to Larry.
That's my fucking guy.
And I listened to that call about nine times.
I made Erickson send it to me as soon as it was done.
I made him send it right to me.
I heard that shit a hundred times.
And while I do think that half of what we said about that gamma and how it could play out thing may or may not be true.
Gamma and how it could play out thing may or may not be true.
In my movie, Kaiser Sose runs Musicland.
Kaiser Sose runs Musicland.
Kaiser Sose's name pops up in some paperwork somewhere that it shouldn't have been in. In this movie somebody in the clerk's office made a mistake and put the real boogeyman's
name in some shit that it shouldn't
have been in. So now Kaiser
Sose is going to
fight to get this done.
But he's the most powerful man in the land.
So he's
going to make some calls
and maybe there's
evidence against Kaiser Sose in in my movie not real life
in my movie there's evidence on kaiser sose and he's powerful enough to go send some niggas in
and make sure that anything with my name and face on it is getting the fuck up out of there Right. What a great opening to a movie.
Phone. OK.
Then I'm a go get low. And because I own everything, I'm going to fire everybody.
I'm going to get rid of everybody and all of these different infrastructures that have been longtime staples and have helped me make money.
So if I'm doing that, I have to have a plan.
And my plan, just like every other business in America's plan, just like the actors just finished fighting for it because they know something about a plan.
My plan would involve AI.
And if my plan involved AI, I would want to test.
I would run a very sophisticated test and because I fired everybody that means I need my big boy axe to be not only as big as they were but even bigger now how do I do that I'm
no politic genius but I know that one thing war does besides get people killed
is make some money. Generate revenue.
Why would I not have the three biggest acts
in the world
just fight?
But then that didn't make sense
to me in the movie
because I don't tie J. Cole
to Interscope
until I go Google things.
And as you would have it,
J. Cole's distribution.
Is in a scope.
I don't know if that's the case for him.
As an artist.
But I don't know anything.
And I'm only imagining in a movie.
So I don't have to be right.
All we know about Kendrick is that he's not top dog anymore
and we barely know anything about that
but they were Interscope
so PG Lang may or may not be Interscope
Drake seems to still think he's Interscope
Drake is Interscope, I mean not Interscope, Universal
but it's not really Interscope anyway
they're all universal
good for business
great for business
then I just start feeling
like some type of pawn
like just a
very weak
chess piece
on the board
if all it takes is to get these
things that's why Larry sounding like that that's why Vince is sounding like
that that's why some of the corporate people are looking at it through
corporate eyes and us as rap B fans is like man fuck all that we don't want to
shit we want to get to the beef and while that's true I still want to try to follow the money that makes the AI rollout make
sense for me that makes this 10 plus year brewing beef that seems to be slow
footing around make a little bit of sense to me yeah who's the well I think I know who is Kaiser is I don't
know who is I didn't get to park that part movie who's the puppet master no
idea for a couple things um I know you speaking in the movie but Kendrick's we
know that last album mr. morale was was his last one on TDE.
That came out as Aftermath slash Interscope.
His PG Lang deal, which is where Baby Keem was released, is Sony Columbia.
So it's not Interscope.
PG Lang is not Interscope.
Got it.
And to answer your question, Cole's last project, The Might Delete Later,
which was not Roc Nation
affiliated in any way, is now
Cole World under
license to Interscope.
So they're all universal.
Well, no, PG Lang is.
Sony.
If
they are still, that could have been a one-off or something.
We don't know.
Unlikely, but it's possible.
Yeah, just for him.
I think all of this shit is above my pay grade,
and it makes me analyze this beef just differently.
It makes me look at the J. Cole apology different, too.
If any of this stuff comes.
As inorganic.
Huh?
As inorganic.
Organic.
No, organic.
You think it's organic.
Trying to get out of the, he doesn't want to play the industry games, basically. No, I'm not talking about Cole. I'm talking inorganic. Organic. No, organic. You think it's organic. Trying to get out of the,
he doesn't want to play the industry games, basically.
No, I'm not talking about coal.
I'm talking about the whole beef.
Oh.
Oh.
That's possible.
That's very possible.
I've run through scenarios in my head
where everyone's just on a group chat
saying, let's spice this shit up.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know if I believe that that's true.
What would be the motivation behind that?
Sales up, up, up, up, up.
I'm going back and listening to all types of old shit
on my phone every single day.
I can't believe more people
don't think that.
In an industry that's fleeting,
allegedly.
Last year,
the hip-hop sales were down.
Let's run this shit up.
It's possible.
Hey, look,
even that ties into
the cold shit.
He took the record down
after the full week was done.
So like you said,
it could be just,
yo, let's run this shit up.
Death of a Dynasty movie.
I don't know if y saw it which was like the
spoof Semi spoof on the Rockefeller breakup
And they were both teasing that they were gonna put out an album and at the end of the movie you find out it's a joint
Album it was a double disc one side was
Holding them once I was Damon they tricked the industry
Everybody ran to the store to buy the album and we was working together the whole time
Yeah, that's what this is to me now. It might be in my head. I was just down a rabbit hole industry. Everybody ran to the store to buy the album and we was working together the whole time.
Yeah, that's what this is to me now. It might be. In my head, I was
just down a rabbit hole.
Down a label, who's what,
who's signed where, who's agendas,
what. As a rap fan,
I try to take that out and just enjoy the moment
though. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I'm just like
let's hear this shit. It spoils the moment for me.
It spoils it for me. Does it?
Yeah, it really does. If we get dope diss records, that's hear this shit. It spoils the moment for me. The overthinking. It spoils it for me. Does it? Yeah.
It really does. If we get dope diss records, that's going to be, like, unenjoyable for you?
If you know that it's being orchestrated, yes.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Yes.
That's not how hip-hop beef started.
How many...
I'm a fan of music, so, I mean, I do want to hear good music.
Yeah.
No matter what.
You don't think that there's been other beefs that have been somewhat either fabricated
or egged on by execs in the music industry?
I think it's been egged on,
but I don't think the artists were into it.
I think that they might have been puppeted to do so,
but I don't think the artists was knowing.
Egged on is one thing.
Fabricated is a whole other thing.
And the fact that we don't know about it is blissful ignorance.
Sure.
And if you know about it, then it kind of changes.
Some of us are like,
you know,
50 and Beans and Kiss.
Like, these are the things
Some of those were
legit daily.
You listen to them.
You bought the CDs
before you go to school.
You went to the Ave.
So that's where
I know beef from.
You know, the beef DVDs.
But this orchestrated shit,
I'm blown away
at what y'all saying.
It's possible.
I'm seeing,
listening here like,
okay, what if, but you just said, what if they are in the group text saying, let's run this up. I'm blown away what y'all saying. It's possible. I'm seeing, listening here like, okay, what if,
but you just said,
what if they are
in a group text
saying,
let's run this up.
I'm blown away.
Is this like finding out
Santa Claus isn't real for you?
No,
not that,
but it would change
how I look at everything.
You like wrestling though,
right?
I do like wrestling.
Very good.
Yeah,
I do like wrestling.
I do.
But when I found out
some things were scripted,
it changed it for me initially and then I got back into it.
Like in wrestling, don't mean you have to like every storyline.
That's true.
But you do know that all the storylines are fabricated.
They're storylines.
They're just that.
But hip-hop is not built on that.
Yes.
Wrestling from the gate was...
Foundationally is...
Right.
But whatever hip hop
was built on
is not where we are
and that's not
who's running this.
Sure.
Didn't spend that way
for a long while.
And that's my thing.
So, I mean,
if I'm looking at it that way,
if I'm taking my rap
competitive spirit
out of this,
then now I don't want
to see none of them
kill any of them.
I don't want to see
the perception change
on any of them. I want to see all of them kill any of them. I don't want to see the perception change on any of them
I want to see all of them. So if Cole wants to bow out because
It's getting thicker than you imagine pause. No problem with it
Drake Kendrick, I don't really think either of their careers could be impacted. So I do want to hear good music out of this but
This is the same thing. Maybe this is a bad example, but I saw your bag for your clip.
Shout out to Esa Line. And this is kind of what you were saying in regards to Dr.
Omar. He's like, I had things I could have said to Dr.
Omar, but I don't want to do that because why would I want to paint him to look like that?
Lupe, I saw you on that stage talking shit about Royce, which I don't like.
But the truth of the matter is, that's why Royce diseng I don't like, but the truth of the matter is that's why Royce
disengaged in that beef.
It's like, yo, I'm going to take
this with some of the things you're saying.
It's not rap.
So I don't have that type
of beef with you.
So I'm not going to do it.
I'm not even doing it.
And then the other part in your movie scenario is
like you said
this could be
let me test this AI out
I'm not over that
this is fucking it up for me
the AI part
this is really
that's huge
the AI part
with all the industry layoffs
I do think there's
a connection
that's huge
and I think
they tried to
I keep saying it
I think they tried to
roll it out last year
with the fake rapper
with the fake rapper dude and I think they did a, I keep saying it, I think they tried to roll it out last year. With the fake rapper. With the fake rapper dude.
And I think they did a shitty, piss poor job of representation of us in the culture.
And it got backlash.
So they had to scrap it.
And then was like, yo, we got to figure out a way.
Let's do it with Kendrick.
We can reintroduce.
No, no, I'm just saying, we got to figure out another way to reintroduce it, period.
Remember they had the rap dude, he was in jail getting beat on.
Yeah, that was mad stereotypical
and real ignorant and they had to scrap it.
But I don't think they went away
from it.
It's too much money to be made.
Yeah, because
I was on the phone just Googling people's
partnerships and it was spooky and I'm not
about to sit here and repeat them.
I'm not. Why? If it's Googleable information.
Because you got to know
what to put in Google for it to be Googleable.
I ain't doing it.
I'm with Parks. If we're just
getting back to the rat beef side of this
the boogeyman's
coming.
Which boogeyman? There's only one boogeyman's coming. Which boogeyman?
There's only one boogeyman, right?
Oh, no.
Well, in the movie.
I'm off the movie now.
I'm out of here.
No, no, no.
I'm out of here.
We might delete that shit.
You got to see it.
No, I'm talking about Kendrick now.
Got it, got it.
I saw the Jill Scott tweet.
Did y'all see the Jill Scott tweet?
No, I did not.
I did.
She implied that she heard something and I
believe her.
Yeah, I wouldn't doubt that she would have someone that would
want to play her some music.
And I seen
the schoolboy Q tweets and
the daylight tweets. Some of them, I don't
believe daylight till I see somebody else tweet with
them.
Q's trustworthiness. I seen some tweet
and deletes.
Kendrick has something. And y'all keep leaking these AI joints
that I think sound like Kendrick
that's my part
I think they sound like Kendrick Lamar
the AI sounded too good
at this point
that last shit that you just played was heat
and if that's AI then I'm back in the game
album out tomorrow
what the fuck are you talking about where is this AI machine do me was heat. And if that's AI, then I'm back in the game. I'll melt tomorrow.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Where is this AI machine?
Do me.
They will.
Well, somebody...
Play it.
Pull it out.
Pause.
Yep.
Yeah, that's...
That was crazy.
All right.
You think I'd be that aggressive
if I was on that type of time?
Yo, yo, dog.
My man.
Yo, my man.
My man. You think I'd just be... Yo, was on that type of time? Yo, yo, dawg. Yo, my man. My man.
You think I'd just be...
Yo, Bullitt, are you good?
That's crazy you think that.
He's still going.
That's crazy you think that about me.
No Carmichael.
I would be chill, nigga.
Yeah.
For cash, what kind of man tell another...
Let me start over.
...wanna be outtie so bad you're probably tarping for cash.
What kind of man tell another man?
Don't make me chipper now, Kendrick.
I'm way bigger than you in Japan.
Can't you tell, Kendrick?
Only thing that people wanna know is Drake a real killer
Cause those subliminals towards ex don't make you real, nigga
You ain't never caught a body
Boy, you the closest thing to a port-a-potty
Let niggas piss on you
This industry is more than sloppy
Or these fornications, bodies that you caught before
These trap recordings on somebody's watches
Since we not gon' throw our subliminals, I'll admit it
Your favorite rapper, Trinzy, been sleepin' with Diddy Listen, I know the tension has risen That ain't nothing but
That ain't nothing but Either Belly or Joyner Lucas with a Kendrick filter on
and those drum rolls
sound like that beat was from
I don't like this shit bro
whoever that is is fire
whoever penned that is
I don't like this shit because now
like I said somebody has sent me
I thought you could tell it was not Kendrick though
somebody sent me he was like it was two ways that they're doing the AI shit.
So one way is kind of like we did before when we were playing around with it, the chat GPT
shit, where it'll write it and do it in someone's voice.
And he was like, the other way is a pen can actually write all of this down.
A rapper can go in the booth, lay the track.
That's what they did with the- They'll go ahead and apply a voice filter to sound like this person. That's what they did with the... They'll go ahead
and apply a voice filter to sound like this person.
That's what they did with the racist AI before. That was a dude.
Yeah, it was actually a person who wrote it.
So it's like, if that can happen...
But wait, so in that scenario,
how does AI
mimic
the cadence?
It's not nothing...
It's a technology
somewhat similar to Auto-Tune.
Think of the same kind of concept.
Like, for example,
on your iPhone right now, right?
There's a feature in there.
It's supposed to be
for people that are losing their voice.
They'll give you like a 15-minute
block to read.
Script.
A bunch of,
just a bunch of words
so that it can hear
how you pronounce certain things
and then it'll craft a voice
in your voice,
so you could actually send a voice note to someone.
You can type it, and it'll read it in your voice
because it built this amount of your voice in 15 minutes.
That's on our iPhone?
See how the movies do?
They did that shit in Mission Impossible,
like three or four Mission Impossibles ago,
where they make you read these whatever keywords,
and once you read these words,
any word in the English language language this app can duplicate and make
it sound like you yes that shit is nuts with all due respect I'm not trying to
be funny you saw a four mission impossible how many of is it five six
how many all them shits. You, I think that.
You've seen 400 of them.
How many have you seen?
You've seen all of them? Zero.
Nah, y'all know.
Flip.
I saw all of them.
I'm not much of an action movie buff.
I think I've seen maybe two.
Yeah, they may have got two out of me.
Maybe two.
You've seen all of 007's too?
I did.
I went back and watched all of them recently.
Fast and Furious's?
The one for Sean?
No.
I ain't watching Sean.
I watched Sean Connery one, 007.
I went back.
Oh, you're one of those dudes.
If it ain't the original, then it ain't official.
I watched it in order, yeah.
You still support Sean Connery?
He wasn't the original.
No, he wasn't.
Roger Moore.
You still support Sean Connery?
What Sean Connery did?
Oh.
What'd he do?
Sean Connery was wild.
Sean Connery was wild? Do y'all remember that interview? Oh, oh. Don't make me go find the clips. What'd he do? Sean Connery was wild. Sean Connery was wild?
Remember that interview?
Oh, oh.
Don't make me go find the clips.
What'd he do, Joe?
He said, sometimes you gotta smack a bitch.
Oh, but that was back in the days.
That's not new shit, Joe.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
No, no, no.
That's me.
That's me.
Joe, I thought you said some new shit, though.
Nah, I'm you about that.
Nah, it wasn't nothing new.
That's y'all callery, Joe.
Nah, that's true.
Some people get passes.
He told that shit to Barbara Walters or somebody.
That shit was crazy.
He was out of pocket.
Yeah.
He told that shit to one of the biggest interviewers in the world.
I forgot who it was.
That was out of pocket.
That explained it.
Did he elaborate?
Yes.
But that was his old brain, though, so.
Yeah, that's true.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Respect.
Back to AI.
Oh, yeah.
It's ruining it for me, though.
Back to that.
It's really taking away from, now I hear something, and what happens if the AI is more fired than what the artist put out?
It's possible.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, now I'm hyped because, oh, this AI shit went crazy.
And then you put your record out and it's like, oh.
That's it, my nigga.
Or you got 10 AI niggas giving little tidbits and the artist is like, oh, that was kind of fire.
Let me steal that.
The AI joints is fucking me up because they come in when I know that people have music
done.
So, I don't know, man.
Bam, they did a Travis Scott album.
Yeah, they released it.
Yeah, they released it.
The Jack Boy shit?
Yeah, released it.
Threw it up, it was on DSPs, people thought it was a real album, all AI, the shit was
fire.
Oh, it wasn't fire, to me.
It was fire.
Well, some of the records was old, but it was fire overall.
I listen to that shit, I was like, this?
I mean, it sounds palatable, but it was like, I would expect more from a Travis Scott project.
Like, this shit was just there a little bit.
You had the ear for it, though, Parks.
No.
No, I was just in the gym working out to it, like, I was casually, I wasn't sitting there
analyzing it in front of the studio speakers.
I was just listening.
Wait, you'd be in the gym?
Yes. That's for you. Wait, you'd be in the gym? Yes.
That's neat.
You want to invite me, right?
You got gym jeans?
I do.
She's got a little polyester.
So I can squat real low.
Oh my God.
Jeggings.
Oh my God.
They're called jeggings.
You squat real low? Yeah, you do. Oh man. Jeggings. Oh my God. They're called jeggings. Yeah. You squat real low?
Yeah, you do.
Oh, man.
All right.
Ass to grass.
Hell, yo.
Yeah.
Hell.
What the fuck?
Y'all are fucking good.
Ass to grass.
Yo, what the fuck?
What the fuck are you doing?
You know it's a real term, right?
It's a term.
Is that?
Yeah.
That's what you're swapping.
Look at hot ass right here.
Man, we got to talk about.
What?
What?
What did I do now?
Speaking of ass to grass.
Oh, man, I can't say it.
You good?
Remember me not doing that no more?
No, you can't say that.
Look at E.
Look at E.
E, you already know what it is?
Okay.
What you doing on Instagram, man?
I'm chilling.
That Daisy Duke shit?
I had these for 15 years.
I said, girl, sit just a minute.
I dare y'all motherfuckers to try to put on anything you've had for 15 years.
I dare y'all to fucking put on.
The only one that I believe will be able to fit into some shit from 15 years ago is fucking Park.
I don't shit.
Mel, I have clothes from 2009 that I can fit in.
An oversized fucking t-shirt?
I got AIs from 99 that I could fit.
What you got?
Sneakers.
AIs.
Oh, yeah, sneakers.
You says anything for 15 years.
I had daisies.
Mel, so why wasn't just gratifying to know that you could fit the stuff?
Because.
I mean, that's major.
Did this come up when y'all were discussing if women can have it all?
Including your old clothes from 15 years ago.
This is why we need some black dick to come up here.
Listen, okay?
These are the shorts that I keep up in my closet on a hanger when I'm, you know, having like, when I'm eating a little bit too much as a reminder of what I want to look like.
So to stay off
the donuts
and the cupcakes
and, you know,
basically,
it's just fucking
diet.
Oh, shit.
Oh, he's shooting
at this nigga.
Yo, how do I got
anything to do with this?
I'm sorry.
She got a beef with you.
I ain't gonna hold you.
No, I don't.
I swear to God, I don't.
No, you don't.
I love him.
That could be beef.
Respect.
She on Instagram
trying to be fucking
Granny with the fanny, boy.
That's Granny with the fanny right there.
She backed the camera up.
I said, girl.
Yeah, girl.
Sit the fuck down.
What are you doing?
She did what?
That's hate.
That's hate.
Mel, you don't have to live like that no more.
We're not picking on you.
Dog power's not bad.
But you don't have to live like that no more. You see? You don't. Dog power's not bad. But you don't have to live like that no more.
You see?
You don't have to do that.
You don't have to do that is all we're saying.
I don't know if I saw it.
Was it in her stories or on her page?
It was on my page.
I want to go look.
Yeah.
It was a real.
And I hope you would tell me the same thing if I get on Instagram and say, oh, I found
my own dick sock.
Look.
You still fix?
Save me. Save me. Yo, fits like a glove. Tick Tock
Exactly, you know flat stomach you look nice. It's just
Yeah, but why you can't just know that?
Yes.
You just got to show it, nigga.
What the fuck else is Instagram for?
That's peace.
Come on now. I'm not doing anything that nobody else is doing.
Hmm.
That's peace.
Well, well, well. Why you can't let it be peace?
I don't care. I'm going to get back to AI at some point. The white can't let it be peace. Okay. Go ahead. I don't care. I don't care.
I'm going to get back to AI at some point.
The people that do, I don't know.
No.
Let me take the bus.
I'm out.
You're right.
What were you going to say?
No, it was amazing.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Did you feel like you was back in the video?
Sure.
All right.
Do you have any thoughts on AI and AI's role in rap beefs and where this could be going
and what it means for the future of music?
I think it's fucking terrifying.
You can put your phone up, nigga.
He looking at it. It's cute, right?
You can put your phone. Oh, shit.
Are you not impressed?
Hey, Parks, put some echo on it.
Hey, put a little
reverb on it. I know.
It's cute.
What do you think? I ain't really see it. What do you think?
I ain't really see it.
Oh, for real?
That's peace.
You was only...
Can I take a break?
Yes.
Yes.
All right.
We're back.
We're back.
We're back.
I'm back.
I know Ice,
you're not enjoying
all of the internet shenanigans
that are going on
with this beef
as of this morning
Rick Ross is adding me
in whatever
story he posts
oh yeah
about Drake's nose
or
Drake selling his
88 million dollar home
I want to let the audience
know that I do come on here
and talk big boy money
shit sometimes
just cause it's funny
but not in this instance.
I have nothing to add to the level of dollars that these niggas are beefing about, going back and forth about.
I can't laugh at nobody that's selling an $88 million home.
The one that he had built?
No, that's the embassy.
That's a buck and change.
Oh, man. That's home buck and change. Oh, man.
That's home.
Something home in LA.
But I don't want to do that.
Back to what I'm saying to you, I still.
So like the rehouses in LA or something.
I think, something like that.
Ish, I'm too poor to even know what that means.
I don't know what that means.
You got to tell me, nigga.
But I do like Drake sending drummers over to Magic City.
That's funny.
To just drum.
That's funny.
That's funny.
I like that.
That was fire.
That's funny.
See, when you battle him, yo, you got to deal with just stupid shit.
A nigga got time and money, bro.
And he creative.
That's some funny shit.
That's funny.
He put the drum line meme up there.
That's funny, too. He's funny too. That's how you going to battle?
I think that's funny because that's the only line I gave you, Metro. Shut your
whole ass up and go make some drums. So now I'm just going to keep playing on... That's
all I'm saying to you on a record. You put your whole album, you took shots at me through the snippets and everything,
the interludes, the whole project.
You get that one line, and I just troll you.
It's like I don't even acknowledge you.
Like, here, just sign that Nick Cannon shit.
It was funny.
If I'm Metro, I'm taking Drake vocals and putting the wackest beats ever behind them.
Producer, because I don't think that's fair.
There's really no way
for a producer
like Metro
just went on
the run of
the run of runs
on those two albums
to me on a production tip
but that don't
that don't stop a nigga
from just jabbing you
on Instagram
and you a producer
so what you about to do
you gotta do something
I'm putting all types
of clown beats
behind
I'm putting bumper car beats behind that shit. Elevator music.
Yeah, I told you somebody made that cut.
Mr. Softy.
Yeah, somebody made that. Mr. Softy. I'm doing that. All types of weirdo shit I'm doing.
Come on, Metro. You got to fight back. That drumming shit is funny.
That's funny. And it ain't going nowhere.
That Nick Cannon shit was funny.
Shut your whole ass up and make some drums, nigga.
Fuck you even talking about.
Not play the drums and make some drums. Fuck you even talking about. Not play the drums, make some drums.
That's funny to me because I just keep thinking of this Dark Child clip where he was talking about working with Michael Jackson.
And Michael Jackson was saying, yo, dog, go find find some new sounds like all these sounds that you're
doing and doctor i was like where am i supposed to find some sounds at and mike was like go down
to the junkyard and create some sounds i forgot how i got to this story metro metro oh yeah with
go out in traffic listen around to the car horns,
all that shit.
Yeah, so the drummage
just keeps bringing me back to that.
But what happened?
So Future and Metro
just announced their tour.
When's New York?
New York is...
It's Brooklyn.
It's August 15th.
In there.
I'm back.
Yeah, in there for sure.
I'm in there.
Sorry.
But what's also interesting on here is Toronto is August 11th.
And that.
OVO Fest.
Yes.
That directly coincides with the OVO Fest.
Same day?
We were looking.
OVO Fest is a weekend.
OVO Fest hasn't been announced yet.
So Mel was telling us when it normally occurs is.
It usually occurs right after Car after caravana like the weekend after
or like yeah and i look up caravana dates this year is thursday august 1st to monday august 5th
it's usually the first weekend in august which would make the following weekend which is the
10th and the 11th ovo fest that's brazen or or smart yes bold as hell no no no or we've been working together yeah yeah or what
or when they're working together this is all this is wrestling this is all the work
nah it leads into your theory that this is all you know manufactured and pre-planned okay but
just remember in my theory all parties don't know it's pre-planned and
I look at that differently than you guys I look at these niggas gonna be occupied
so we can go over here and do what we doing while they over there doing what
they do but if I'm if I'm on my tour and I'm artists of futures stagnant ooh I'm
not trying to do Oh to have my show at the same time as OVO fest in Toronto
which everybody's gonna go there my show ain the same time as OVO Fest in Toronto where everybody's
going to go there.
My show ain't going
I'm not going to
outsell that show.
Or I'm going to
get in and get out
unscathed.
You're not getting
in and getting out
without them.
They know.
Them niggas hold you
at the border bro.
My nigga I've heard
stories of them
niggas getting
niggas detained.
They hold it nigga.
I've been held there a lot.
You beefing with me nigga
you won't even get
in the country.
Dog I'm worth nine figures too. Stop playing with me. Okay've been out there a lot. You beefing with me, nigga? You won't even get in the country. Dog, I'm worth nine figures, too.
Stop playing with me.
Okay.
You're not the pride and joy of this country.
I'm the president here, my nigga.
Not the state, nigga.
I'm the pride and joy of the country.
It's a little different.
Speak to him, Mel.
I think you're right.
I think we're both right.
I think that data's not even on there
if they don't have the paperwork
and the working permits to get it done.
A thousand percent.
They did that.
Canada and the board,
they do not play about who they let in.
Drake has a different type of power
outside of money in Canada,
but if you have nine figures,
you could do a show.
You could do a show in Canada.
Would you want to do your show,
all of your future in metro would y'all want to do your show at the same time as ovo fest nobody should want to do their show in toronto the same time as ovo that's my that's my point
you know especially unless i'm my show is at ovo fest well unless i'm doing a festival when i get
to toronto because i know you're doing two days and you're bringing out friends you're bringing My show is at OVO Fest. Well, unless I'm doing a festival when I get to Toronto,
because I know you're doing two days and you're bringing out friends.
You're bringing out Sexy Red.
You're bringing out SZA.
Who knows who you're bringing out?
I'm not coming to Toronto with just me and Metro.
I'm coming with gang.
Whoever that is.
I don't know who that is. And what would be really interesting to know is where the concert's supposed to be.
That's not announced on there?
In comparison.
I'm going to look it up real quick.
Because I would put a little bit of money on it
that wherever it's happening
is within close proximity to the OVO Fest.
Oh, you think he bowled like that?
Fuck it.
Y'all are crazy.
Because in that way,
people don't really actually have to make a choice.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not like it's super spread out, so it's just like, I'm on the other side of the city,
so it's either you go to OVO or you go to the concert.
Let's just say that it's in close proximity.
This really takes the decision out of the...
Scotiabank Arena.
Okay, that's downtown Toronto.
I think it was renamed from the Air Canada Center.
Or it's brand new, same vicinity.
Let's go, man.
Is that where the Raptors play?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
So they're doing an arena tour.
And to address some of that stuff we talked about earlier
with all of this
AI stuff,
don't kill me.
I'm just a messenger here.
I have it on good information
that that's just Drake.
Drake is doing that to them.
Drake is responsible
for the Kendrick leaks,
AI leaks.
That makes sense.
Drake and the bots.
He plays the bot game. He plays the bot game.
He plays the internet game.
There's been issues
with other rappers
where they got
thousands of bots.
If you said,
there was a time
where if you said
Pusha T's name,
your mentions would get flooded
with bots that have nothing.
Pusha T is really half lizard.
Pusha T has accused
Drake of this
with Salamander
or some shit.
Salamander,
something like that.
Yeah,
it's just random shit. It's just bots flooding your shit. Meg has accused Drake of this with Salamander or some shit. Salamander or something like that. Just random shit.
Bots flooding your shit. Meg has accused
Drake of this.
People have accused Nicky of
this, I think, in the
past. You can't even
accuse somebody of these things if you don't know that game.
Right? So these
are people that understand that game.
This would explain Drake everyday
posting, come out, is it today? Is today when are we gonna hear this sound like you're
just trying to take some of the luster off of whatever is coming true and he's
playing internet games and AI games to do it hmm
Apple's son now I did good strategy came front now how do you feel
about
all of
just how it's playing out
I mean
does that change
your perception at all
you use the tools
that you have
that you have
and on top of that
I ain't gonna lie
I would
I would look at it a way
but once you come out
and do the rapping
yeah it kind of
buys you a week
to fucking get goofy on the internet.
Yeah.
If I just finished rapping, I could play internet games now.
Now it's on y'all to rap.
Now it's your go to rap.
And then I'm back on the clock.
But then to that point, Kendrick's record like that, Future and Kendrick's record like that is now three weeks
three weeks
number one
this is the first record
rap record to be
three weeks number one
since yada yada yada
I don't remember
since Drake
I don't know if that's true
it is
it is
one of the songs from
I forgot the
shit but it's
since Drake
unsurprising
but headed to
week four
now
you don't step on this if you're kendrick yeah
which is why drake would we be wanting to play these games or to make them come out or
you don't throw it out like youtube is the the mixtape streets you know you could throw a record
out on a YouTube
that's not necessarily on streaming,
it's not competing for chart position
or anything like that
and still get your shit off.
It's taking attention away from my number one record.
That's true.
Anything I do right now,
as somebody who,
see, Kendrick is Kendrick
because he don't,
he don't,
nothing y'all do dictates what he does.
I move on my own accord when I feel like it.
So if that's the case, anything that he do is going to take some attention away from this record that has the potential to be number one for four and five weeks.
It's not smart.
If anybody knows that, it's Drake who plays the numbers in the charts game.
So he would be trying to egg that nigga out.
I think both sides are doing what they're supposed to do right now.
And to your point, if it's Drake responsible for the AI shit that's coming out,
it's almost like doing an Eminem shit.
Dissing yourself.
When you diss yourself, you take away all the ammo.
I'm going to say every single thing about myself that you could potentially say,
and it's going to take some of the sting off the punches once they come out.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, yo, alright, yeah, somebody pissed on me.
Alright, yeah, I'm this. Yeah, yeah, I'm that.
Alright, so when you say them, it don't hit
as hard because we heard it for two weeks.
Good theory. Makes sense.
That is good.
Which is why, you know how you beat all, I mean,
I get it, you don't want to step on your record.
You put your record out.
Never that.
I'm saying if you.
I understand that.
Never that right now. But that's how you beat all of your sting getting taken away.
Especially if my punch is recorded.
It's not like I'm playing a time game with myself.
What I want to do is done.
The second that a trigger happens and a trigger that drake can't pull like the record
is dropping or just something we number four on the charts now oh now now now now i will engage
but right now i'm looking at looking at it that way no neither one of them is gonna make me look
at somebody away because they're taking their time drake did what he had to do and it looks
like he's continuing to do it even with the bots game he's playing.
And Kendrick is playing
Silent Assassin Kung Fu Kenny
games.
We still got a match on our hands.
We still got a match.
And I told y'all, I don't anticipate this being expedited.
I don't.
Like,
I see this going through the summer
especially if
and I don't think
that they're going to
I don't think that
either one of them
are only going to use
the vehicle of music
to attack each other
especially not
Kendrick got some shit coming
but PG Lang is a content home
that says to me
oh you getting attacked
with something else too
more than music
anything I read with Kendrick,
what they say, you're doing some South Park shit,
uh-oh, South Park episode coming Drake's way.
Like, I'm just paranoid that way.
When it's beef, I think the nigga I'm beefing with
is under the car, fucking upstairs,
waiting on the steps.
I think he's everywhere.
What's your?
I'm not disagreeing
with none of that.
I think this goes
through the summer.
They're going to play
tour games.
They're going to play
Lucy games.
They're going to play
album games.
Feature games.
Album title games.
Yeah, it's going to be games.
Feature games.
Yeah, nah, this is coming.
It definitely makes sense
though that you say
not release shit
until at least
like that dies down. The song shit. The song shit is a very good assessment. It's three sense, though, that you say it, to not release shit until at least like that dies down.
The song shit.
The song shit is a very good assessment.
It's three weeks, man.
It makes a lot of sense.
It's three weeks.
And that would make sense why he keeps trying to be, yo, drop, drop, drop, drop.
Step on your own shit.
Yeah, it all makes sense.
What's the end result, though?
Of all this?
Yeah, because, I mean, we don't have the same attention spans that we had, you know,
during, like,
I don't know,
fucking TakeOver
and Ether
and Super Ugly
and shit.
We don't.
So, like, what happens?
What's the end result?
With these two?
Yeah.
Whenever it happens,
niggas are going
to pay attention.
It's not about
attention span.
That's why I keep saying
when I hear this whole,
you're on the clock,
you're on the clock, you're on the clock. No, that's just us being entitled and greedy and we want it right now
Yeah, that's a game if he don't respond if he don't respond back till September
Let's just say the whole summer go no response
When that record drop ain't nobody gonna say oh, it's too long. I don't care. I'm not gonna listen to it
Sure, it's too long i don't care i'm not gonna listen to it it's true it's not gonna happen he'll have some criticism though but people are still gonna run and live and if this heat
is still gonna be treated that way yes it will it will that's all so we we want it now
more so than before we live in this microwave era now we want record to drop you drop a response
tomorrow and because drake himself initiated this whole clock thing now it's like yo it's a timer
going yo yo x amount of days and no response yet x amount of days no response yet that's just
because we want we just want to see we want to uber eats the disc we want to see the bullshit
it used to be like that anyway though Pox true all right niggas records ain't take a week to
come out who it was because now ether took mad longther took mad long Nas put out about four or five
pre-disc
songs
but the point
but back then
the only way to get your point out
was a record
yes
you didn't have the internet
you didn't have none of this
other shit
so if I'm talking back to you
niggas are going to the studio
I gotta go to
I'm going to the radio station
yes
and talking shit
and putting a record out
now it's so many different avenues
that I don't really
got to rush to respond
to you on record.
I miss those days.
I can do all this other shit.
I can meme you to death.
I can do all this other shit.
Rick Ross get on there.
Hey, white boy.
Like, you couldn't
do that before.
Imagine if Kendrick
went back to,
Kendrick go to Flex.
Like, I just miss
those days of debut.
I mean, Drake started it
recently with the
Who Kid joint to drop.
I just, I'm going to
see where it goes. I'm excited. Who Kid's on Instagram saying there's more coming? Yeah. He just capital recently with the Who Kid joint that dropped. I'm going to see where it goes. I'm excited.
Who Kid's on Instagram saying there's more coming?
Yeah. He's just capitalizing on the situation.
As he should. I saw him put y'all
skid up.
It makes sense that more will be coming from Drake.
Like him going in the studio
and doing one joint with Who Kid
on the front and leaving don't really seem right
to me. It might be a three or four pack
done. And nigga, be clear,
you know you're dealing with a murderer.
Yeah, I can't play with you.
Yeah, you better, what?
He want to hear what Kendrick got to say.
He does.
He's in his room like this.
And him using certain figureheads in the media,
like along with the bots.
He got a full court internet press going right now.
Nigga, I just came off tour. I probably employ 50 people that don't have nothing to do. with the bots. He got a full court internet press going right now. My nigga,
I just came off tour.
I probably employ
50 people
that don't have
nothing to do.
Let's get busy.
Yeah, this back,
like, remember when
50 was beefing with Ross?
He was using the internet.
He had that whole
this is 50
stat.
Yeah, all of that.
It was just,
I can play internet games
and attack you here.
I got a team over here.
True.
Literally to do nothing.
Yeah, I'm paying you to do nothing
but antagonize this nigga on the internet.
Create memes and just diss you online.
Like, I can win the battle of public opinion
without putting a record out.
True.
Yeah.
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was last night really tough seating we got basketball we got baseball uh women's is out
women's basketball is out because the draft was last night i watched the the WNBA draft. Me too. I watched it in my house for the first time.
The whole thing.
Like I knew the girls.
I agree.
And I did know
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I watched the whole March Madness.
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I have two cooking questions I got for you
now, Mel.
Wait, hold on. You ain't seen it. You said cooking
questions. She was like, she looked around
like, is she? Just two quick
questions. Go ahead.
Question number one.
How do you make, when you make eggs, how do you break the egg?
I saw that.
You crack it on the side of the bowl.
Okay.
Yeah.
What bowl?
The bowl that I'm going, if I'm making scrambled eggs,
I'm going to, the bowl I'm going to whisk them in.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
What seasons do you use?
These are his questions.
Slow down.
Question number two.
What cheese do you use in your mac and cheese?
I use like six cheeses.
Name them.
Velveeta.
Oh, shit.
The big block.
Yo, you watching nigga shit on Instagram?
What the fuck?
No.
Velveeta.
Sorry, man.
Cheddar.
Gouda.
Okay.
Which cheddar?
I use two different cheddars.
I use...
Well, she freestyles like loaded luck.
No, I use...
No, I use...
All her first.
I use white cheddar.
Yeah, she like murder mook.
I use white cheddar, and I use the sharp orange cheddar.
Okay, that's peace.
Small gouda or regular gouda?
Regular gouda.
Okay.
I don't want to add like...
I like the smoky shit.
Okay.
Do you like breadcrumbs?
Yeah, you can put some breadcrumbs in it.
Okay.
A little crispy.
Okay.
And then I might go crazy with like, you know, the sixth choice.
I've been said dust piece.
I'm totally with you.
I'm totally with you.
I was done with my line of questioning.
I'm not dog family
What else
What else we got
You guys want to talk about the draft
The WNBA draft
Yeah
Kaitlyn Clark number one
The big white girl is number two
From Stanford
Yeah from Stanford
She's nice
She's nice
Shorty from South Carolina
Descended from South Carolina
Went third Was like 6'10 or some crazy shit Yeah She's nice too Yeah she's tall She was tall She's nice. Shorty from South Carolina, descended from South Carolina, went third.
It was like 6'10 or some crazy shit.
Yeah, she's tall.
She was tall.
She's tall.
And Andrew Reese went seven.
Wow, really?
I was waiting to see where Andrew Reese went.
Seven?
Yeah, she went seven in Chicago.
She's on the same team.
She's on the same team with the girl from South Carolina.
Oh, shit.
They both got drafted.
Twin Towers.
Man, the Twin Towers shit.
Yep.
Yeah, she in the press conference was like, I don't think another team is going to get a rebound. They both got drafted. Twin Towers. Man, the Twin Towers shit. Yep. Yeah, she, in the press conference, was like,
I don't think another team is going to get a rebound.
Or layup.
Another team, South Carolina.
That's crazy.
That's fire.
That's dope.
Two young stallions.
Dope.
That's dope.
The Fevers opening game, they had to move to a different stadium
because of Kaitlin Clark.
Oh, shit. Wow. Because the attendance was 12,000 originally, opening game they had to move to a different stadium because of how the Caitlin Clark
Does the attendance was 12,000 originally and now it's 20,000 people coming out
So let me ask you this power is dope. Let me ask this war
unfortunately, Caitlin Clark because of the
The unionization and all of that. She can't necessarily get no PC off of that 8,000 additional people. That's kind of fucked up.
Kalen Clark is going to take this $80,000 at the WNBA.
It makes $77 million in endorsements.
Yeah, of course.
No, I'm just saying.
You know what I mean?
This could be to help the entire team.
That's true.
Kalen Clark.
I was on the WNBA.
I'm going to watch more games.
I'm going to games.
I'm going to a WNBA game. Kalen'm going to games. We were supposed to. I'm going to a WB game.
Kalen Clark, hit me if you want a pod, man.
80 grand.
I'll pull one of these little chairs up somewhere.
I'll pull this outside chair in here.
That could just squeeze.
You could just get the swing.
Yeah, you ain't worried.
80 grand.
You can still go get your endorsement money or anything.
Come give us your opinion about some things.
But 80 grand.
Shit.
New episode of
Jared Carmichael is out.
Oh, did you watch it?
Telling you.
Now I know I ain't
watched that shit.
I was about to ask you
for the recap.
No, no, no.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I told you I'm not
watching it again.
You said it was done.
I'm finished.
Jared Carmichael was on
The Breakfast Club.
He apologized to Dave Chappelle.
Okay.
He apologized to Dave Chappelle. I. He apologized to Dave Chappelle.
I think I have a clip somewhere
and then him and Charlamagne
got into it over the
race play slave joke
with your partner.
He says he wasn't making that joke.
I think he's full of shit.
But let me try to find
the apology for you guys.
He had like a role playing thing
where slave and massa?
Yes. That's what he said. He alluded to that. Are a lot of people watching this show? He had a Like a role playing thing Where Slave and Massa Yes
That's what he said
He alluded to that
Are a lot of people
Watching this show
Probably
Yeah
Probably
We ain't Nielsen
I don't know
How the hell we know
I don't know Joe
Cause you come
And talk about this show
They said episode two
Was a little
You know crazy
Episode one
Episode two
I'm sure episode three
Is probably a little crazy
I'm pretty sure It's all crazy Yeah Would you watch it Nah I'm sure episode three is probably a little crazy I'm pretty sure
it's all crazy
would you watch it
nah I'm good
just for research purposes
nah
yeah if I
my boss told me
to watch it
I'd watch it
but in my own time
nah I'm good
I deeply regret
ever saying anything
about Dave Chappelle
to the press
I wanna say
that I'm sorry
for that
because one I'm a huge Dave Chappelle Dave Chappelle fan shout press. I want to say that I'm sorry for that because, one, I'm a huge Dave Chappelle fan.
Shout out to him.
I think he's brilliant.
I think he's a bright light in a dying industry.
I think he's more important now than ever before
because comedians are now just posting clips
of them doing crowd work online and calling it art,
and it's not art.
Dave Chappelle is an artist.
He's one of the few artists that we have,
and I care deeply about the work that he makes.
With that said, the criticism that I had
had nothing to do with the morality of the joke,
had nothing to do with the ethics of the joke.
That's something that has also been misreported.
The criticism I had was that of a fan,
someone who respects him so much
that I want him to focus his genius
on a wide range of
topics. I think that...
But it started being really, really
focused on one thing.
I disagree. Well, I'll say this.
That's like us saying that about the slave job.
I'll say this. I'm
also a big fan of Jay-Z.
If Jay-Z made
three albums about trans people, I'd be like,
hey, what's going on with Jay-Z? But Jay-Z made three albums, more than three.
Alright, y'all get the gist.
That was
a baldy. Let me ask you a question
because I didn't watch it, but
what I'm hearing is he's doing the same
exact thing, but his sexuality
and everything is basically
predicated on his appetite
and... That's not the same thing that
Dave did at all.
No, but I'm saying
if you're a comedian
and you're just staying
in one pocket all the time
and you're talking about
one specific thing all the time,
then all he's talking about
is how thotty he is.
No, his show is a reality show.
It's not comedy.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, his show's not comedy.
Yeah, it's different.
That makes sense.
I think the criticism of Dave
harping on the
LGBTQ community is fair
Like even as a Dave super fan
That I am
You came in and said that
It was overwhelming
Like I'm cool
We can do something else
You're too brilliant
Seems to be a lot of people
Out there that don't know this
So I'll say it
What you shouldn't say
With your apology is
With that said but there's no room for those three words in the cars those three
phrases in an apology you apologize apology is not time to get the other
person to understand why you made the error the apology is just time to
acknowledge the error if you know so you're going to follow up your apology
with why you feel vindicated
in saying what you said in the first place,
then why are you apologizing?
Oh, because that's Dave.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
That's it, yeah.
Powerful people will get the apology out of you
before you're ready to deliver the apology yourself.
True.
They have ways and means of doing that.
I'm sure comedy life hasn't just been a blast
these last few years.
And even if it has,
like, it's not an enemy that you want.
Like he said, he went on to say that later,
if he has that critique of Dave,
that he would just pick up the phone
and call him or his people,
and that he would never publicly say something
like that again.
I wonder how,
I didn't hear the original comment when he made it.
Was it happening during the course of an interview or was he doing some stand-up where he issued
the criticism?
He did it in a stand-up and he addressed it in interviews.
Okay.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Does that do anything for you?
No, I mean, I'm just thinking, because we've talked about this up here, where if you are like, you know, a diehard fan of somebody, then that gives you, you know, the bandwidth to offer a criticism because you truly do love this person.
You follow their career.
So who who is more, you know, who are you more welcoming like a criticism coming from?
Not somebody who's just like a critic and can't stand you because then your words will just kind of fall on deaf ears.
But somebody who follows your career, loves you, thinks that you are wildly talented, but that's just not up to par with what they believe.
If I'm at the top of my craft, then the person you're describing is not who I take criticism for.
I take criticism from my network, my friends, people I trust, people I...
I'm not accepting criticism from...
Just because you a fan don't...
Well, I mean, that's not to say that Dave...
That's not to say that Dave had to accept anything.
I'm just talking about issuing critic, you know, a critique of somebody.
I don't really like hearing I'm a fan because, yeah, true, but you a peer now.
You are a peer.
True.
True, okay.
That is a difference.
But as a peer, stand on it.
No, but as a peer, you could be able to offer a constructive criticism.
Not publicly, though-ish.
When you do it publicly.
I'm not with the public.
Especially if I got your phone number.
I do think the form would matter too though Because I think if it was
In a comedic set
In his stand up
Yeah it's different
That's a little bit fair game
He dissed the shit out of him
In that stand up
Don't let me go
I don't remember
He was talking about
That shit with like
Disgust
He was repping for his
His people
Which is cool
But then
I'm not mad at that
Yeah
But stand on it
True
I agree
Especially if you still
Carry some of those feelings
Or But listen But if you're my friend Pick up the phone I don. Especially if you still carry some of those feelings.
But listen.
But if you're my friend, pick up the phone.
I don't know if they're friends.
I don't know if they're friends either.
He sound like he had an end to the camp. I was just going to say, him saying that next time I'll pick up the phone and call him or one of his people or something means I had another way I could have got that message out.
Yeah, for sure.
That's it.
People be pandering.
That's what it is to me.
Panda, for sure. People be pandering. That's what it is to me. Panda, you know.
Powerful people have ways of
trying to get you to pander.
Even if they don't initiate that power themselves.
That's true.
We seeing it.
Where?
All over the place.
The stuff that you, like, again,
some of the stuff that we hear about
even the drinking and beef,
we don't come up here and publicly say.
That's a fact.
That boy be moving mountains behind closed doors.
Power and money have means to make shit happen.
Or not happen.
Make people shut up.
Or not happen.
So you feel like the apology was because he was, somebody poked him?
Pause.
Sorry. No, it might not even, honestly, it mightoked him. Pause. Sorry.
Oh, shit.
No, it might not even,
honestly, it might not even be that.
It could just be,
I've had more hurdles and obstacles than I may have had.
To go through.
You don't know who he's cool with.
You get what I'm saying?
Now you on,
you sitting here dissing Dave,
Dave might not have said a word,
but he's cool.
You diss me, Ish my man. But now Ish can, to get whatever have said a word, but he's cool. You dissed me.
Ish my man.
But now Ish can, to get whatever you're trying to achieve, you got to go through Ish.
Ish might not have liked that shit you said about me.
You want to get your Tim's record clear?
Oh, he wasn't here.
You want to get your Tim's record clear?
Yeah, I can get it clear.
Now I'm on it.
Listen, peace, love, and prayer to all parties involved.
True, true.
I finished watching while I'm done.
Season finale.
What's episode two?
Two episodes.
Two.
Crazy.
Limited series.
I hate that button.
Very, very serious.
You know how they got the my list?
Remove.
I don't even want to.
Don't pop up no more.
I'm full of shit.
Two episodes.
Limited series. I wanted to fight, Joe. Yo, you all pop up no more. I'm full set. Two episodes. Limited series.
I wanted to fight, Joe.
Yo, y'all should watch episode two.
A demon emoji.
I was so, I was.
Don't ever send me a demon emoji again.
I ain't know he's about to be on it like that.
But don't send me no demon emoji again, though.
What did you think was going to happen after episode one?
Joe, you bugging.
You sent a demon emoji to that subject matter.
Stop playing my man like that.
Oh, I ain't even hear him say it.
Yeah, don't do that no more.
He said I sent you the demon emoji.
You did, nigga.
Y'all should watch episode two, demon emoji.
Don't do that.
All right, get to show.
Don't do that no more.
A demon emoji to the group chat is disgusting.
About that?
I was thinking to myself, I cannot believe he got these UFOs to watch this shit.
I wouldn't send a demon about to him.
He too sensitive.
I'm just saying, I just
was like, let me have suggested that.
Is he?
Yeah, if he was on Tyler the Creator
dick like that, I know what he'd do with Joe.
Goddamn it.
Hey, if Tyler had you spun out of control,
don't talk to no real niggas, nigga.
You know what?
Yo.
You're shaking my head.
No, I'm not.
What?
This nigga, yo.
You know what's wrong, yo?
You a different breed, huh?
Yeah, dog.
You a different breed.
You like when the Red Ranger and Green Ranger combine.
All right.
Here's a clip again.
Probably see my homie trying to fuck me on camera.
Yo.
It's Tyler, the creator at Coachella.
I told the nigga no, and he said, but what about if we filmed it?
Yo, he had to address it?
I mean, it's Coachella. It's Coachella. It's the right place to address it I mean it's Coachella
it's Coachella
that's the right way
to do it
hey
that shit was elaborate
that Coachella
nigga Joe
Joe you
where was the baby
oh that was
rolling loud
where you did that
shit
I wonder how that
works if he was
at Coachella
about the same I think actually you think so really yeah how that works if he was at Coachella?
About the same,
I think, actually.
You think so?
Really?
Yeah.
You think he could've got it off at Coachella?
Okay, this is a free pod.
Whatever y'all about to say.
I ain't saying shit.
I'm about to get some coffee.
Stop setting us up, man.
Mel, you had something
that you wanted to get into
I thought I know.
So,
you came across
my Explorer page. It was a podcast that you wanted to get into. I thought, no. So, you came across my Explorer page.
It was a podcast that you did not too long ago.
Ate at the Table?
Am I saying that right?
Ate at the Table.
I did their pod.
I came across your Explorer page.
She doesn't follow you.
The algorithm.
She don't follow you.
Oh, my God.
You don't speak internet terms.
We're helping you translate to him.
Okay.
She don't follow you,
so she's not used to seeing you
when she opens Instagram.
Why do you guys have to keep on saying that?
Why do you have to keep reiterating?
You follow all them fucking ladies on that panel.
How you cool with them?
Hey, girl, but you don't follow your brothers.
And you follow every guest that come in.
Exactly.
Talk to Ish.
Lies and treachery will get you fucking nowhere.
That is not true.
And that is not true and that is not true okay
if that were true there'd be no american greed i i don't even lies and treachery get some
whole shows that i watch did somebody hit the door
okay so you were talking about um women who follow influencers or influential women on Instagram, but they don't even live the lives of which they deem to be aspirational.
Okay.
You gave like one example, Kim Kardashian.
I didn't.
Okay.
Well, fill me in.
I didn't.
Okay.
Well, fill me in.
Because I was very interested to know who you thought was an aspirational figure for the lion's share of women.
Bernice.
Angela Rye.
Mm-hmm.
I thought, sweetie.
Stop helping us. Or shut up and let them fight.
She did great on BMF, by the way.
She was amazing.
Yeah, she ain't do that bad
She was amazing
We not praising BMF on this
Contextually
What we were talking about
Was the power that
Social media has on
The youth and more importantly
Women nowadays
Where we are idolizing
Women that we see or people that
we see on social media and they're living a lie.
So you might think that this particular woman is up because she got some Gucci bags or she
got some Chanel bags or G-Wagon that you see, but you don't know what she's doing to attain
those things.
And not just that, she might be going home to the projects. Because
that's what we are showing
for public consumption and public view.
But that could be living a lie about their life.
Okay, keep going.
So, with regards to
the relationship piece, I talked about
how we are trying to emulate
these women to date
such players. You know what I'm saying? The money
baller niggas, whatever the case may be. But in very, very rare instances are those women being date such players. You know what I'm saying? The money baller niggas, whatever the case may be.
But in very, very rare instances
are those women being wifed.
So that's what I talked about.
That's real shit.
So which example was Angela Rye?
You just asked me
who should somebody look at
on social media
and aspire to become like
and I gave you one person.
Okay.
All right.
I didn't know which category
she fell into.
I've never seen her with a G-Wagon.
No.
I see, okay.
You want the girls to look at Angela, Lorraine as like an inspiration?
Yeah, I wouldn't be mad at that.
So who do you feel like women are looking up to?
That's what I'm, that was the example.
I'm not going to name nobody's name, but they are looking at these Instagram baddies, et cetera, et cetera.
And girls are trying to emulate that.
I don't understand what is so hard to understand.
I know.
And that's why I'm slipping the jab.
I want you to keep, keep, keep when I start shooting.
I want you to have that same sense of humor
When I start shooting and don't tuck and run
But it's cool
I don't tuck and run
I see that's crazy right
Stop
Drop the gimme 50
Okay
I was just looking for clarification
It felt like the conversation kind of then devolved
into like talking about BBLs and surgeries
and all of these things that women do
for whatever purposes.
You didn't agree with it?
No, much more articulate than what you sound like right now.
Yeah, man.
That's what I'm saying.
He's not giving me anything.
He's like,
he's looking away from me.
I answered the question
that you asked me directly
with a concise answer.
I agree with that.
So if you're trying
to get to a point,
get to your point.
Talk, nigga.
Again,
and you flip it,
and you flip in the conversation
and you flip in the narrative.
I agree with him.
we had a conversation
and we talked about how
And we've had these same exact conversations
On this platform
Flip I'm gonna punch you
In your fucking throat
Where people are getting
Women are getting surgeries
Et cetera et cetera
And some
Often times they blame the men
On why they are getting those things
It's a fact
Women are doing certain shit
And they blame men
So I talked about how women go buy
Expensive purses or cars
Et cetera et cetera
And I said it's not needed
To get a man.
A nigga's gonna fuck you with a Michael Kors bag or a Chanel bag.
Every nigga up here can attest to that.
A nigga's gonna fuck you if you drive a Honda Accord
or if you drive a Benz. If you are a pretty girl,
you're a pretty girl. You don't need the other
ancillary things to make a nigga get you.
The Honda Accord pussies.
Fire. Civit. Pussy. It's fire.
Ultima? The two-door.
The two-door.
The two-door. door Ultima up there
The two door
That is the subject
Of the conversation
That's the context
Of the conversation
Shit that sound like a buffalo
The two door
You know they didn't put
No oil in that shit
At all
You know when you put
The bottle on the bike
And you knock it
You hear that noise
When you ride the bike
Three soft tires
Tire pressure light on
Fuck
You know the fuck
Bitch light on
She's making a fucking noise
You can take a look at it Brakes grinding Brakes grinding and shit tire pressure light on she's making a fucking noise brakes grinding
brakes grinding
this shit
this shit sound like a train
when you start
we don't care
we don't care
bring that train
right over here
just sounded a little
generalized
your takes on shit
okay
is this something
that you didn't agree with
I'm trying to see the point I agree with Ish with? I'm trying to see the point.
I agree with Ish on this.
I'm trying to see the point because you got me.
I looked up Angela Robb.
I'm doing my research just now.
Is there a point you're trying to make?
No, I just wanted to find it.
Well, you were very passionate when the clips that I saw.
Really passionate.
Almost like you were angry.
Oh, I see where you're trying to go.
Pizza can hear you?
Yeah. Can we eat, boss? angry. Oh, I see where you're trying to go. Pizza can hear you?
No. Eat, boss.
Pull your shades up, yo.
Pull your fucking shades up, yo.
And it also just felt like a very
generalized take on
women. And you're defending women.
You feel like he shouldn't make that statement about women.
What is your stance on this, Mel?
Oftentimes, the women that you're talking about, I don't even, like, who are these women that you're talking about?
Like, I feel like you focus on, you're hyper-focused on one type of woman who has, you know, these, you know, black goals, aspirations, other than attaining a nigga Gucci bag, an NBA player, and all these things.
I'm just like... There's other women out here.
Yeah, you talk about women as like... I'm sorry.
I'm going to use the word that we use all the time.
A fucking monolith. And it's just like... And they're not.
They're not a monolith.
What did you add? What is a monolith?
Not women. That's true.
It's a homogenized group.
I love this nigga.
Look.
And that was recorded during Women's History Month, wasn't it?
Sure, the fuck was.
How you know when I recorded it?
Oh, okay.
Fair.
I don't.
I don't.
Now we're going to talk.
You kind of baby.
You generalize men just as much as everybody up here.
You talk about men.
You don't talk about them in a manner that includes everybody.
You talk about a select group of men.
Give me an example.
Every time you talk about men.
So what I'm telling you is when you sit here and start shooting, don't run and bitch and cower.
When niggas start shooting at you back, you use your weaponized.
Sit down.
You weaponize your female fan base all the time.
Do I?
Yes.
What?
We have a whole five episodes.
We have an episode called Bitch Box
where you say that the stuff that people say weighs on you.
And you sitting in here and you gunning for me.
So I'm telling you, I'm trying to let it rock.
When I shoot back at you, don't cower.
That's all I'm saying.
I don't think I've ever cowered.
Okay, cool.
Say less. Okay. I'm saying. I don't think I've ever cowered. Okay, cool. Say less. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Nice.
I'm still with you. I'm here. I ain't leaving.
Where the fuck are you?
Get back in your seats.
Everybody left the show.
Get back in your seats.
We're scared. Oh, God.
Yeah, it's fine. It's fine.
Okay. It's fine.
Okay. You know what I was laughing at?
I'll get off of them for a minute,
give them some time to cool off.
I'll see if I can start another fight real quick.
No, for real.
I'm going to try to start another one.
I'm liking the fight energy.
I hit Imani last night and said, yo, you outside.
And he said, nah, I got a flat.
And then I just left it alone.
But then I seen him tweet that he had a flat. And then I seen Ice tweet, nigga got a flat. And then I just left it alone. But then I seen him tweet that he had a flat.
And then I seen Ice tweet,
Nigga, fix the flat.
Imani said, yo, I'm waiting for Triple A.
So don't mind me if I just get these tweets off.
And then Ice was like, nigga, change it.
Change the flat.
And until Ice said that, I didn't even think.
He got a flat right at Newark, and he's stuck.
What's up?
Come on, please.
I saw your response.
I didn't see his response.
I did.
He shitted on me.
So first off, most people who do know,
most of the newer model cars, 2020 and up,
don't typically come with spares.
Caught you a broke boy.
Caught me a shit on me.
So that's one.
Oh, shit.
Two.
I didn't know that, though.
Two.
I didn't know that, neither.
I didn't know that.
Well, you broke.
100%.
No, my shit got a spare.
They don't come with spares.
Two.
My shit got a spare.
Two.
When I caught the flat.
Two.
Two.
When I caught the flat.
Baltimore E.
And I tried to go and check
and call to see if I can go
to a tire spot,
it was already seven something.
All the spots around me
were then closed.
Where were you?
I was on a one and nine.
Right there.
Oh, one and nine.
One and nine is full of...
Nick, what?
After seven o'clock,
there is 100% none open.
All right.
That's the end of our
flat tire segment.
That's not true.
That's it. You just got familiar. What's the purpose of our flat tire segment. That's not true. Go ahead.
That's it.
You just got familiar.
What's the purpose of having AAA if you're not going to use it?
How long until AAA to come?
About an hour.
Alright.
It's cool.
You got all that.
AAA your ass off.
AAA.
Oh my God.
Anyway, speaking of cars, real quick.
So, New York has changed what a boot looks like.
They've changed how they put a boot on your car.
It's called the Barnacle.
Excuse me?
The Barnacle is a big, yellow, rectangular device that works off of air suction that they stick to your windshield.
And you are unable to pull it off because of the amount of air suction that's on it.
Something like a thousand PSI.
I don't remember what it is. That should shatter
some of these
cracked little windshields.
They actually have the,
they use a key
and lock it and everything.
So you cannot,
and as GPS,
the whole shit,
you can't take it off.
I'll take that windshield
right out.
I'm breaking my window.
I don't need it.
Can I watch Ace Ventura?
You can do that too.
Hang outside.
This comes with
GPS tracking
What are you doing?
And New York is hoping to
You know
And you have to return it
You gotta return them boots
You have to return
I'm trying to wear it off
You gotta return the boots too
You gotta return the boots too
I used to get them shits
You gotta return them shits
And you gotta I think
48 hours to return them
Nigga I figured a way
To take them shits off
I got an Allen key
I put them on my knees
Yeah
Once I figured that shit
I was taking them shits off And returning them They had a They had a nigga online In New York I got an Allen key. I put it on my knees. Once I figured that shit out,
I was taking them shits off
and returning them.
They had a nigga online
in New York.
It was a little bootleg number.
If you got the boot on your shit,
they would come take it off your car.
Yeah.
They would come take it off.
I'm with Parks.
Take the whole windshield off.
Actually, these little barnacle tricks
y'all playing,
they ain't going to work
on none of them Spanish niggas
in the Bronx.
Hell no.
None of them niggas by Cityfield, neither. She work on none of them Spanish niggas in the Bronx. Hell no. None of them niggas
by Cityfield,
neither.
Shea Stadium.
None of them niggas
in the Bronx
take that shit
over to Butterknife
with a Chinese star.
With a razor blade
and some coconut oil.
Ain't going to wait
around the corner
and get a hold
of the windshield
real quick.
That part.
No problem.
Yo, if you owe
three, four, five grand
in tickets,
yo, I'll replace
that windshield
for $350, $400.
If I really got somewhere to go,
I'm Ace Venturer.
I'm out the window with this.
You're out the window.
Shit, I do that in the winter
on a real snowy day
when I ain't get all the snow off.
You gotta go?
Yeah, I'm out of there.
Good luck to all the New Yorkers
out there getting that bullshit
off of you.
And pay your tickets.
Pay your tickets.
No.
Pay your tickets.
Yeah, nah. Pay your fines. No. Pay your tickets. Yeah, nah.
Pay your fines.
Mel.
Rich niggas, boy.
I have a question.
You rich niggas, shut up.
I'm farting.
Stop it.
I'll audit you on air.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I'll audit.
Don't play with me, nigga.
I ain't Mel.
I'm not going to cower.
I'll audit you on air.
You can't, though.
Damn it.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can, nigga.
You ain't doing no more consultations.
Stop playing with me. Why not? Whoa. Because the first hundred is out of here already. God damn it. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can, nigga. You ain't doing no more consultations. Stop playing with me.
Why not?
Whoa.
Because the first hundred is out of here already.
It was 200.
Oh, yeah, it did 200.
It was 100.
I'll add up all your shit, nigga.
You can't.
All the Rosedale houses, the hoodies.
Rosedale.
I'll add it all up.
You can't.
You can't, though, but it's cool.
I ain't playing with you.
I'm ignoring you, bro.
Man.
Mm-hmm.
How do you feel about how the news has been treating Gene Hackman?
How they've been making fun of him as far as the clothes he's still wearing.
You know, he's 94 years old.
And, you know, they had a picture of him wearing one outfit.
And then weeks later, he wore the same outfit.
You know, he's been staying out the media.
So I know you're very familiar with white news.
I was not familiar with fucking what Gene Hackman's up to.
I'm sorry.
He's really funny.
Gene Hackman.
How do you feel about that?
He's got a great sense of humor, I'm telling you.
I don't know Gene Hackman to be funny, but okay.
You feel like they should leave him alone?
Leave the old man alone.
What the fuck?
Okay.
You want to see if your black side was still around?
Okay.
Yeah.
Keep playing with me. Why? Leave the old man alone. What the fuck? Okay. You want to see if your black side was still around? Okay. Yeah.
Keep playing with me.
Why?
Speaking of white side, black side, a picture surfaced of Lotto's mom.
Oh, I saw it.
And it spawned a debate.
A voter?
No, no.
Yo, you nice with this.
That was good.
That's good.
So, a debate popped up on the end of that.
We about to sit here and do this.
Come on, let me hear it.
I want to hear it.
Whose mom is hotter?
Yeah, her mom or Ice-Mice mom.
I'm never saying Ice-Mice mom.
Sweetie's mom's pretty fun, too.
Sweetie's dad, too.
Sorry.
What the fuck?
We're talking about...
Y'all, come on.
We're talking about moms.
I said something about a dad.
Fuck y'all, okay?
He's fine.
Moving right along.
Respect.
Respect.
We cool?
Okay.
So y'all haven't seen them?
Who?
I saw...
They're both hot.
I saw Lotto's mom.
I saw her mom today. She was good. I didn't see Ice Spice's mom.... They're both hot. I saw Lotto's mom. I saw her mom today.
She was good.
I didn't see Ice Spice's mom.
She looks good too.
All of these moms look great.
Yeah, they're beautiful women.
They all look great.
I'm not about to...
We are at the age...
Like, Ice Spice posted a picture
her mother had when she was 15.
No, Lotto said that.
I mean, that's what I meant.
Lotto, I'm sorry.
Her mother had her when she was 15.
So, fam, when you 20, your mother is only 35.
Niggas, yeah, it's target practice.
Like, what are we talking about?
No, I'm saying they still, they not older moms.
We come from a generation where it's older moms.
These, when you having kids at a young age, your mother's going to still be.
Plus, we're older.
Yeah, that part too.
So.
Yeah, we older.
Mom's his age. Plus we're older. Yeah, that part too. Yeah, we older. Mom's as large.
I can't wait till these moms find
their shorts from 15 years ago.
Shit, yo.
I'm gonna be online for that day.
Look how I look.
Look how I look.
Look at me.
There, granny with the body.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Took pictures.
You guys are just jealous.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got me.
The granny that got the body.
All right, I'm out of here.
I looked amazing.
Fuck y'all.
We agree.
We agree.
We agree.
Holy shit. I'm done with y'all. Shout out to all the moms. Shout out to all the moms. We love y'all. We agree. We agree. We agree. Holy shit.
I'm done with y'all.
Shout out to all the moms.
Shout out to all the moms.
We love y'all.
Shout out to all the moms.
Okay, well, who did you pick?
Who was the hottest mom?
You can't pick, man.
One is white.
One is Hispanic.
They both look beautiful.
Okay.
All right.
Howard Parks.
Boner.
No.
Well, that's what he said.
Squeeze both.
Okay. Respectfully. Respect. All respect. All respect. boner no well that's what he said no squeeze both okay respectfully
respect
all respect
speaking of respect
I want to take
a quick break
so we could
just say rest in peace
to Rico
way
please
the right way
I don't want to play
all of this shit. Hold a second.
That's the other thing.
Atlanta Heart is happy right now.
If I'm too drunk, I heart don't pump no too late Shopping you'll get too sprayed, too raged
You're like the one and only outcast
Many a nigga falling fast and I continue blasting
Things ain't gon' get easy, got something for em
They level up in your grill and you still don't even know em
Show em who's the okay
Like Collin, I'm the best
I'm the best
I'm the best
I'm the best
I'm the best I'm the best Niggas falling faster, I continue blasting They ain't gon' get me, got something for em
They level up in your grill and you still don't even know em
Show em who's the OK, like collard greens and hocakes
I got soul, that's something that you ain't got
That's why your style is rotten, stop in the land of ATL
We're nothing but pimps for the equipment, quick to make us sell swell
Slowly got my pockets, business booming like rocket trucks
I just stop it, but they know that you're bad Atlanta, what up, what up, what up, what up
Time to drop the funk, funk, funk Atlanta what up, what up, what up, what up
Top set drop, bop, bop, bop, bop
Think about hip hop.
Originality is the most important thing because it inspires and motivates.
Don't play nobody's shit.
Yeah, so if you come up with something, even if you didn't do it the best, you just presented it to the world.
So somebody else is gonna rip it another day or whatever.
But right in these first little 18 months, they can't come behind you with it they can it's got to be your
lane only right now so as many breaks as we had it was up to just making records that coincided
or whatever right i would that was that was our lifeline once we made it into the music industry
we felt like as long as we were digging we were reading books and we were learning and that's
what new york had forgot for a little while.
They got caught up into it.
Fucking real.
And that's why the South got in there.
Because we didn't, it looked like they let us in with Master P and Cash Money.
It was like, that's because they fucked up and didn't fuck with us early on.
Yeah.
But when we were, we're their brother.
That's why it's called the East Coast.
Because Atlanta's on the East Coast.
DC's on the East Coast. Because Atlanta's on the East Coast. DC's on the East Coast.
All these places are reminiscent of hip-hop.
Even though we give all the credit to Bronx.
Give all the credit to New York, Brooklyn.
Because it's deservingly so.
We always looked at New York as the father.
And Los Angeles as the mother.
And we were the child that came from it.
That's why he said from neglect.
That's where he said from neglect. That's where the line came from.
In fact, that neglect was enough to try to figure it out on y'all.
Right.
Whew.
I didn't even know he was a part of this.
He is.
Hey.
Hey, rest in peace, Andrea.
I love you still.
Hey.
Wait up.
Hey.
Nah, you pulling them shorts out when this come on. I can't pretend. Don't you hold on to me.
Nah, you pulling them shorts out when this come on.
Short the fuck out.
When I'm short, when this song come on.
Hey.
Oh, don't let go.
You have to let go.
Oh, don't let go.
Let go.
Oh, no, I can't let that play.
That shit right there.
Rest in peace, Rego Wade.
Definitely go check out the Art of Organized Noise.
It used to be on Netflix.
I'm not sure where you got to chase it down now,
but it's a great, great doc.
You might have to go to Amazon Prime or something to catch it now.
I'm not positive.
I looked for it, and I couldn't find it on Netflix yesterday.
Also, the Questlove podcast they did last year, very recently, is super dope.
They had the whole organized noise there.
Both two pieces of content you should check out to get some insight behind.
For sure.
Him and the whole team.
Also, while we're on the subject of Rest in Peace, Rest in Peace, Mr. C.
Again, they did unveil his cause of death.
It was diabetes-related coronary artery and kidney disease.
Just want to send another rest in peace out.
Rest in peace to Mr. C.
You know, rest in peace, Mr. C. and Rico Wade.
And yo, go to the doctor out there.
Yes.
Go to the doctor.
Don't skip the checkup.
I just went recently.
High blood pressure.
You got to stop screaming up here, too.
High blood pressure, nigga.
For real.
We old now.
We can't play.
Stress levels, all that shit is important.
I'm dead ass.
I ain't playing.
What else?
What else?
What else?
Did anybody see the clip of Justin Bieber and... Jaden Smith.
Jaden Smith riding ass?
Anybody see the clip of these little two Hollywood kids riding some ass?
I missed it.
Unfortunately.
They were gyrating on one another at Coachella.
It wasn't on one another, but.
It was on one another.
Oh, I didn't see that.
I only seen one way.
Jaden went up behind Justin Bieber.
And rode some ass.
Justin Bieber was dancing with him.
And then Justin Bieber gave him a little kiss on the neck.
Later, boo.
Oh, that was the little, right here, that had him cheeked.
I didn't see that piece.
Yeah, gave him a little smooches. Nigga look. They was necking? They gave him a little peck on the boot. Oh, that was the little bit right here. That had a cheek. Yeah, gave me a little smooches.
They was necking?
They gave me a little peck on the neck.
Hey, if a nigga come grind on you real quick,
I ain't gonna show you appreciation.
You got to show some love.
I ain't giving a little peck.
Yo, go look it up.
Appreciate that.
That's just what I needed right now.
Good luck with that.
Look at this.
This is crazy, bro.
Salute. I ain't mad
Hey listen
That's what you're supposed
To do at Coachella
You see your old work
Over there
You in the trailer
Right here
You see your old work
Coming out the trailer
Over there
Nigga I'm walking over
What's up
Old work looking like something
Yeah
You know what I'm saying
Maybe some chemicals
In the system a little bit
Oh yeah yeah yeah
For sure
I'm smack
Smacking some ass If it system a little bit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. I'm smacking some ass.
If it's a dude, hey, nigga.
Been a while.
That thing's still sitting.
Where the fuck you been?
Aggressive slap.
Looking good, bro.
That nigga's a sick.
Listen, it was a sunny day.
What you want to do on a nice sunny day? Well, we do that, though. You think it's tipsy a little bit? We don't do that. No, it was a sunny day. That's what you want to do on a nice sunny day.
Well, we do that, though.
Make it tipsy a little bit.
We don't do that.
No, no, no, no.
Not that pause.
Not that with men.
Oh.
Not because, you know, I'm just saying that we make our presence known when we see our
ex.
No matter what you have.
What's up?
Come here, girl.
How you doing?
I don't care for who you around.
Not all the time.
That's what you do?
Not all the time.
Not all the time.
Depending on how the nigga looks. Oh, that's you. Oh, shit. Depending on how the nigga looks. I make my presence known. What's up? How you doing for who you around?
Depending on unless you oh shit the pit on it, but I think my presence know what's up depend on how the ex look
Yeah, that's what I go
Take my shopping cart right down this other
I'm not to my butter face. I'm so about something nice
She's still wearing them sweatpants, too.
Damn, this bitch ain't bought no new sweats.
Tom ain't been good since you. Eight years.
It's the something that you still got that hoodie on?
It could go reverse when you find your old shorts.
Like, damn, this bitch ain't bought no new shorts yet.
God.
She still got them.
She still got them.
She still got them.
Yo.
She still got them Levi's.
Damn, time's been hard. Jaboz. Holy shit. She still got them Levi's.
Time's been hard.
Jaboz.
Holy shit.
I'm just saying, every woman keeps a pair of jeans or shorts, some article of clothing that reminds her of a time where she was... Every woman?
No.
Okay.
All right.
You speaking for all women?
Most. How do you know? Huh? How do monolith? Okay, okay, all right. Oh, got him. You speaking for all women? Most.
How do you know?
Huh?
How do you know?
She pulled them.
Well, because I am one.
You know what, though?
Wait.
Come on.
That's peace.
Go ahead, Joe, finish.
What you about to say?
I was just going to say,
off of that argument that y'all was about to have,
you never did say, like,
who are the women that you look to on the internet
for, like, inspiration?
Good question.
Mm-hmm.
I don't really look to anybody specifically.
Do you have any inspirations that are women?
Not the internet, just who you inspire you?
Maya Angelou.
Still you rise. Still you rise.
You're fucking.
Still you rise.
Phenomenal woman.
We just getting bullshit off today.
Okay, all right.
Okay.
Okay, no.
I'll give you a couple more examples.
Please.
Claire Huxtable.
Michelle Obama.
Mara Brock Akil. Tabithxtable. Michelle Obama. Mara Brock-Akeel.
Tabitha Brown.
Julia Roberts.
All right.
I really fucking do love Julia Roberts.
Yes, yes.
I love her.
Not so much.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, so maybe you knew you do need to follow some of the hoes.
That explains it.
Well, tell me about some hoes I need to follow.
I don't know.
I unfollowed them all
bullshit
bullshit
give me your phone right now
let me look at your
we did this before
let me look at your followers
you can look at
look what I can find
cause every time I see
some shit on my explorer page
click on the picture
who liked it
Joe fucking Button
maybe it was a good picture
isn't that what Instagram is for
I thought you said that
what
yeah
yeah sure
like all the bullshit you want
can I see your phone
what
I'll give you my phone Can I see your phone? What?
I'll give you my phone.
Can I see yours?
Swap.
No.
Phone for a phone.
I'm the only one in my friend group that ever is down to do the phone swap game. I'm afraid of what he's going to go look for, though.
No, you're afraid of what's in there.
Yeah.
Yes.
And bring Takara over here, too.
Why do you want Takara? Look, now you're hyping it. You did too much already. No, no, no too Why do you want Takara?
Look, now you hyping it
You did too much already
No, no, no
Why do you want Takara?
Never mind, I don't now
Now I don't
What the fuck?
Now I don't
You fucked it up
How?
Just that fast, you fucked it up
You want me to just say yes, okay?
I don't want you to do what you did
What?
Girl, it ain't that serious
Okay, fine
Yeah, fuck out of here now
I'll bring her on
I'll bring her
There you go
Okay
You ain't gotta always run
She'll come
The little LA beach
You ain't gotta always
Just jump on a little
Atlanta flight
Come on y'all can hang out
Over here
Okay
She's in Atlanta
I'll make her
Tell her to come on up here
Now you're talking
Hey Taker
What else
What else is important
Cause we have discussed
Mad shit that matters none
We've discussed
Fucking
Barnacle boots Boots On cars Hot moms Yeah Because we have discussed mad shit that matters none. We've discussed fucking boots on cars.
Hot moms.
Yeah.
Hot moms.
All this shit sounds important to me.
That's important.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
That's important.
Maybe I'm biased like the fans say.
I don't know.
It could be.
Justin Bieber's saying his favorite piece of ass over there got the power walking.
You ever see your favorite piece of ass somewhere?
Hey, now, I got to catch up with her.
Start jogging.
You right.
Hey, I don't want to buy all these.
No, no, no, you right.
You right, my nigga.
You're not supposed to tell that.
Yeah, you're not supposed to say it, but.
No, they're not supposed to catch you due to the quick little, yeah.
You got to do it and get back in your regular stride. Yeah, it's like red light, green light.
Yeah, exactly.
It's like red light, green light.
Exactly, red light, green light.
That's funny, son.
Yo, you're an idiot.
If you're listening to this podcast
and not watching it, Flip has stepped away
to blow his nose for the
thousandth time today.
Allergy season. Yeah, it's allergy season.
He said his allergies is acting up.
I mean, anybody hang out
with him in his off time?
Can anybody
confirm that
he has allergies?
Or is it that other nose
problem? I think it's the candy.
We done worked with you for a few years now.
I ain't even know you had allergies. And you be my hyper and shit. No, you shouldn't be moody
I do. Yeah, I do act erratic
Yeah
Let me live gotcha, but you just moved the Jersey right? Yeah, you know, hey find out where to get it
That way to get even talking to each accordion
Ordered him I go to him. He want to get back in the game
Oh, he's saying goodbye for real is over for real. I gotta start hanging out with y'all in your spare time
I don't know what nobody do except for ice because he's a proud dad. Yeah
It's a proud dad too, but he could step away and leave baby with mama for a little bit, hit the block.
Get a couple of them off?
Yeah, get a few of these packs off with a special hoodie and a consultation.
Combo deal.
Nigga get that good coke from me.
Get bad shit from me.
Your man still got the mattress.
I grabbed the gold.
I grabbed the gold today.
Your man still got the mattress-ish?
They still got the mattresses?
Okay.
Did you ever get a new mattress yet?
I've been wanting to update.
You didn't get the new mattress yet?
No, no.
I bought my ring.
And a new watch.
I mean, okay.
If you pocket watch, I guess, yeah.
Somebody, yeah.
I had to look closely.
Different band, I don't know if you took the band and removed it, but...
I didn't.
He didn't do that.
Oh, it's a new watch.
I didn't take a band and remove anything.
Salute.
I'm happy for my brother.
I'm proud, man.
Sound like that, though.
Sound like you happy for your brother.
Extremely happy, wow.
Killing shit out here.
Can I see it?
Just you turn it off. All right, we off of you.
I'm done with you.
I'm done with you.
Let me see.
Let me see.
What else?
What else did I have that was or was not important?
Kassanat.
Let the young nigga pay.
Sometimes you got to pay for ass.
Kassanat paid allegedly five grand for some ass.
Shorty came through and then left, and she exposed that.
Huh?
That wasn't a five grand ass.
Hell no, it wasn't a five grand ass.
You don't know the price of the ass.
To who?
Sometimes you be horny at night.
A lot of people are inside.
They don't want to come out.
And sometimes you just got to.
Yeah, no, that's right.
That's when I seen some of these rapping niggas
hit the back page.
Yeah, you gotta pay for that.
Some of y'all rappers, I seen it with my own eyes,
look for the newspaper at midnight, nigga.
Hey, they don't even know what day that paper is.
What day is that paper, yesterday, today?
It's a recurring ad.
You're right.
Oh yeah, they gonna get the same piece of ass
from back there.
Numbers the same.
But here's the problem I have with the young lady.
She's messing it up.
She's supposed to hold that down.
It looked like she just started getting bread.
It looked like he made a mistake and made a bad decision in the girl.
It's not a true snipe, but he paid for that.
And she wasn't even worth it.
No disrespect.
Salute to each his own.
But, nigga, she fucked up the game.
Sometimes we pay for it.
If a girl's saying, before I was married, if a girl's telling me, nigga, you fucked, like, she fucked up the game. Sometimes we pay for, like, if a girl's saying,
before I was married, if a
girl's telling me, I'm coming now,
I'll send her,
it was a cash app then,
I'll go to the ATM and take out a couple of
Western Union, that shit, right?
Get that money over here.
You be thirsty.
What I will say on this,
I don't like what she did there. What I will say on this, I't like what she did what i will say on this i'm with
flip i think shorty violated right and i do think there's a such thing as the young girls that are
straight off the porch and they don't know how this is done so if any of y'all are listening
out there the transaction alone comes with uh confidential. Legal rights. Silence.
And an understanding of things.
If there's no paperwork,
just that exchange
of money does come with certain rights.
So, Kaisenat is rumored
to be taking legal action against
this young lady. True.
Huh? He's taking
legal action against her. You cannot, I cannot
pay you for a service. Well, when he said he had a son action against her. I cannot pay you for a service.
But when he said he had her sign an NDA.
Oh, she signed an NDA.
And the other thing is,
because she put pictures of him out.
That's revenge porn.
Yeah?
Yeah, you're done.
Get Lisa Bloom on the phone.
We back.
But why these niggas be so tired?
And if you taking money for sex,
why you just can't do that
and shut the fuck up and hold it down?
There's too much talking in there.
You know why?
Because they care about
their 15 minutes of fame,
that clout drug.
That's why.
That mean more than the money to them.
Well, if those are the girls
that you fucking with.
Hey, I'm them girls.
I can't.
I'm not going to sleep
with no stranger in my crib.
At all.
She gotta leave.
You gotta go.
I was having a conversation with somebody that shall remain anonymous,
but it was a woman.
And we were revisiting the Drea Jalen Green conversation.
And this young lady started to tell me that, you know,
she opened up that dialogue in a room full of athletes.
Like, hey, why do you think that the age gap between athletes and the women that they date is so large and is so popular right now?
Right. And she named all these examples of NBA relationships that have a 8, 10, 12, and 14-year gap.
Okay.
And she said some of the reasoning that she heard back from the younger athletes,
you don't even hear what I'm saying.
You roll the eyes.
I didn't say nothing.
I think I know.
I didn't say nothing.
Go ahead.
Well, it's just a perspective I never viewed it from, so I'm sharing it.
It's not mine, so if you disagree with it, it's cool.
But she said some of the athletes, some of the younger athletes said that the differences in the older women and the younger women are way too vast now.
She said that they said a lot of the younger women
are entitled and undeserving.
So now, the second that you say anything to them,
whether they worthy of it or not,
the young girls are leading with a trip.
If you invite them to the game,
they expect court side seats
versus back in the day where some of the older women, they appreciate they appreciate it differently.
They go about it differently. They hold it down differently. They talk a lot less.
Some of these older the older women, they have their shit together.
So they got their boutiques or whatever their business is. So these girls are up.
She was driving home the point that Jalen Green if you've heard the other pregnancy
stories he could be painted as the predator he had a crush on this woman he tracked her down and
yada yada yada then we got into the whole brain development part of that and and we left that but
I thought it was just interesting her perspective or the athlete's perspective on getting me an older woman,
an older woman who has 8 million followers.
You know who she is.
You know what she do.
She got her own bag.
She know how to move versus these young girls
who don't bring shit to the table and could barely fuck.
So when we started talking about Kai Sinat
and this girl with five grand,
like, it's kind of in the same ballpark to me.
I would agree with everything she said.
Mel?
I never looked at it like, I never even thought of that.
I would agree.
Like, I just think that the social media aspect with us and our age group.
So let's take, I don't want to stay on them, but Drea and Jalen Green.
Drea was around pre-Instagram.
You know what I'm saying?
Drea's been around pre-Instagram. You know what I'm saying? Dre has been around
with the new people.
They want to go on a trip,
not even for the experience
so much of the place
where they're going.
They want to go on a trip
so I can floss on the Gram.
You never been there.
The question she was
just asking you about
your interview.
Exactly.
That's what I was
getting ready to ask her.
This is the answer
to that question.
I understand.
Wait, so which question?
A part about his interview,
these young,
they're following the Instagram thing.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Oh, look what y'all did.
Full circle.
Got it, got it, got it.
And so, even with that,
I want to be on the court side floor
so I could take a picture of the floor.
Niggas is doing it.
Man, we saw it.
The boys are doing it.
Niggas that we know,
yo, it's a nigga that we all know.
This nigga.
Cory know him. No, we all know. This nigga. Cory know him.
No, we all know him.
I don't know who he got
taking his pictures.
I think they be laying on the ground
when this nigga be courtside
taking a picture from the up view.
I know what you're talking about.
Like, what the fuck are we doing?
This is men.
You talking about back ass?
No, it ain't back ass.
Men doing that shit.
You get what I'm saying?
So I can only imagine
the 22 to 23 year old girl
sitting courtside
or going to Dubai or going to these places.
They just going.
So that's the entitlement because that's their norm.
And we was coming along.
Yeah.
Going to Myrtle Beach was cool.
You got to remember, you got to remember like the social media.
Social media wasn't around like that then when Dre was doing it.
So they wasn't taking pictures and posting it right then and there.
A coach bag was your entitlement if you was a fly chick.
You could tell between a young chick and a chick who's more experienced when they go on the trip.
How they take the pictures, where they take the pictures.
They're not trying to expose everything.
They're not trying to show who's in the background.
That's how you move.
That also answers that age-old question of why these niggas are all fucking with the same chicks.
That certain group of women right there, they know how to move.
They're not trying to expose
so
yeah I'ma deal with her
because
you hear rumors
of who you dealt with
but you don't know
you ain't never heard
shit from her
so I
it's safe over here
where you deal with
this young chick today
she might be fly
everybody on her
but the second she get mad
or you tell her
Noah something
she's running to the internet
and after the fly
for some of these young girls we talking about that's where it ends stop that's it if you you got this nigga who
is uh on the road for however many games you beat you beating this phone down bleeding them down you
want to talk you blown versus the older women where they're just cool. Hey, when we step out, I step over here.
I got my people.
You know your people.
It's like a fly vibe.
Some of these women are helping these people,
the younger men put the businesses in play
and just how to develop shit.
I was blown away by just the take.
All of that makes sense.
Yes, really, man.
Why you say that?
That's the first thing that I thought.
Well, I've been working with you for over a year,
and you have yet to address any of the women type of things
that I throw out there.
So good to know that you feel like that.
Thanks.
You could have told me that.
Yeah.
I wouldn't go with that.
I'm a guy.
I got a dick.
That's interesting.
No, honestly, that was like the first thing that I thought
when it came to the difference.
And that's why, you know, whenever you guys are like, you know, the whole older thing, I'm just like.
That's cap two, because you be acting, you be trying to come in and act like you have no knowledge or experience in this field.
Anytime I try to throw you something like this, you be trying to do your whole lifetime rebrand shit.
And I respect it. So I move away from it.
I never try to talk to you as if you might have some knowledge or experience with dating the guy that's famous and knowing how to move because that's something you keep off the table.
Well, I mean, if you think about it, the fact that very few people know with certainty who I've actually dated insinuates that I know how to move.
But even from that perspective, you can still give.
No, I never thought you didn't know how to move.
And furthermore, just for the whole circle.
For you niggas too.
No, I never thought you did know how to move.
And furthermore, just for the whole circle.
For you niggas too.
No, for the whole full circle point, exactly what Ish was saying or what you guys were saying over the older women versus the younger women, that's what I was talking about. The older women or the women in my age group are maybe like a little bit younger.
They're not impressed by the things that Ish was talking about.
So he's talking about a specific type of woman.
And it's usually these young girls
that are impressed by those certain things.
After a woman has been around for a while
and she circled the block and she's seen some things,
there's certain things that just are not
as impressive to her and she doesn't feel
the need to broadcast it and her aspirations
and inspirations just change, or they should, with maturity.
That was my whole point.
Anyone?
I disagree.
Why?
And say it with some excitement.
I am. I'm about to.
I think that you knowing how to move and what you're impressed by
are two totally different things.
I think that you have experienced some shit,
and so now you know not to broadcast
where
your bread is being buttered. However,
I still think you have a knack and an
affinity for that same bread.
Like, you can't tell me that these women
that are 40-something years old that might be dating
a 20-something year old dude is dating
that dude if he don't have any financial
stronghold or
any financial backing. They're
not impressed by the man per se. They're impressed by what that man's money can do. So the incentive
and the things are still the same. It's just that granted the older woman definitely does know how
to move. She ain't going to blow your spot up. She's not going to do all of that goofy shit.
But the money is still the impressionable thing that is getting a woman.
Speaking from my standpoint,
my examples,
I have never,
I've always been discreet.
I'm not even talking about that. Always.
Would you date a broke nigga? I'm not talking about you.
I have dated broke niggas. It's not about you.
I'm asking you today. I'm talking about women
in general that are dating
these said guys.
And we know the guys they're referring to, the magnificent 3,000 guys that all the girls are fucking.
They fucking the same 3,000 niggas.
That's it.
That's not.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we talking about them women.
Those women are not impressed by this nigga's ability to read a sonnet or quote a soliloquy.
They talking about this nigga's pockets.
So we can't sit here and say that they are
not being impressed
by a nigga's money.
They are.
Well, you know Mel Dives
on that hill.
She gonna say
some of them are not.
Cool.
To answer your question, Ice,
as to whether or not
I'd date a broke nigga,
it has nothing to do with that.
It has to do with the lifestyle
that I've created for myself.
So why would I
choose to date somebody
that cannot live up to the lifestyle that I've created and can afford for myself. So why would I choose to date somebody that cannot live up to the lifestyle that
I've created and can afford for myself? You know what I mean? Like it's not just simply about like,
you know, love and whatever else. It's like, I have a, I have an idea as to the lifestyle that
I want to continue to live. And I don't want that to change just because a man has come into my life.
I want it to continue
or be enhanced.
There's nothing wrong with that.
And your little salary
did not start to beef with us.
Exactly.
I'm not mad at that, too.
This shit's been brewing
for a while, broke nigga.
It's just been heating up
on its toes.
I've had that conversation
with a lot of people.
I think that...
I don't agree with that. I mean, I'm about to... I've had that conversation with a lot of people. I think that... I don't agree with that.
I mean, I've had that conversation,
and I see where women say that.
I understand where women say that.
My thing is this.
You just have to come to a realization
that once your lifestyle gets to a certain place,
it's going to be hard to find somebody
that is at that place.
Or not just that,
that's going to check off all them boxes you want
while being at that place.
And you create that lifestyle
For yourself
That pool becomes smaller
And smaller and smaller
The higher you go
You want somebody
That's on your level
And it's up to you
To maintain your lifestyle
So if you meet somebody
At a bar
And he's not as wealthy
So what does that change?
Right?
He's not
He don't have any money
But it's a guy
That you connect with
On a
It's a guy that you connect with on a mental level.
Let's say he just had a hard time.
You're not going to give him a chance because you're aware that he doesn't have any money?
I hate these gender conversations.
Me too.
I don't like that.
We did it already.
We don't have to continue it.
Hold on, listen.
I'm waiting to close it.
The dresser is full.
It's a complete mess.
That's going to be tight. That's going to be my fault. I'm about to warm up. Y dresser is full. That shit gonna be tight.
That shit gonna be muffled.
I have to warm up.
Y'all warm up
be too late.
You want to warm up
20 minutes.
I'm about to get it now.
No.
That's not how it go.
Nice piece.
Nice piece.
What else is important
or unimportant?
Don't look at me.
If y'all got something
to y'all say it. I If y'all got something to,
y'all say it. I'm thinking.
Oh, shit.
Blake Griffin retired.
Round of applause.
Blake Griffin retired.
Round of applause.
My question for the distinguished panel
I have here is,
is Blake Griffin a Hall of Famer?
Yes.
Whew.
Damn, right on the borderline.
He is.
Yeah.
All right, Madonna.
Maybe not first ballot. Hall of Famer, I. All right, Madonna. Maybe not first ballot.
All the things when I can see it, I don't know first ballot.
I think what might hinder them is, you know,
like toward the end of a lot of players' careers.
Bounce around.
They get to bounce around garbage time and it fucks with their averages.
So you're not getting the same amount of minutes that you want to get.
So one season you might be averaging
six points, four rebounds,
and that'll bring your
career averages down.
So that might affect him,
but if you go on by
when he was him,
that nigga was tough.
He was him, yeah.
He was a problem.
He was.
His career averages
are still 19, 8, and 4.
Shit.
With the garbage years.
It's not bad.
Listen, congratulations on a career.
That's it.
Curious to see if he continues to do the comedy thing.
I didn't know he was doing comedy.
He was big into comedy.
He's doing stand-up comedy?
Yeah.
Really?
Oh, that's funny.
Yeah, he was.
I forgot who he was running around with,
but he was running around with one of the big comedians. Oh, I's funny. Yeah, he was... I forgot who he was running around with, but he was running around one of the big comedians.
Oh, I definitely didn't know that.
Is he funny, Pogs?
Yeah, I was about to say that.
I haven't seen any of his stand-up.
Now I'm going to go look.
Yeah, he actually did.
I pulled a couple of them up here.
You just put me on something.
I'm going to check this out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to check it out.
Yeah, I want to see that.
Part of the show,
we have a gentleman named Chuck who kept it short and sweet.
Pause.
What's up, Chuck?
Hey, Chuck.
Chuck says, could the J. Cole apology be good for rap long term?
Thinking about the amount of negativity that surrounds a lot of rap today from young rappers,
isn't there a scenario where J. Cole's apology has a positive influence on the accountability of the youth?
Love y'all and thank you.
Chuck, I'm going to say yes.
I'm going to say immediate reaction from hungry competitive MCs is going to be disappointment.
But can the long-term effects be positive?
Can the youth turn?
You good?
You got that shit?
You got blood on your hands?
You can't help nobody that got that shit.
Why? Yo, what's wrong? Yo, that's great. You got that shit? You got bloody notes? How in the body they got that shit? Why?
Yo, what's wrong?
Yo, that's crazy.
You got that shit?
Yo, that's crazy.
No, I didn't mean that.
I didn't mean that shit.
That's crazy to hear.
I didn't mean you have that shit.
You know back in the days when niggas called like that, what they had?
I didn't mean it like that.
I didn't mean it like that.
Yo, you said write it down.
You can't tell.
Back in the days, that's what niggas had.
You had to write it down. Yo, that shit. Back in the day that's what niggas had you had to write it down
yo
that shit
back in the day
he was like
nigga stop getting it
how did they get it on water
oh my god
they got a pill
please let's answer Chuck
listen
Chuck
I think I said
I think I said
in the beginning of this podcast
that
if things are going
you know
the way they appear
to be going
then
yeah
maybe OJ Cole.
Fuck that shit.
Chuck, to answer your question, yes.
Because what I see is most
of the niggas that are really upset,
rapper-wise, are the older, competitive
types. The
younger ones ain't really on it.
Yeah, they're not saying that.
It's already
affecting them differently anyway.
They like, you think,
if you don't want to do that,
you should, don't do it.
Let's get this money.
I'm not mad at the bow out anymore.
I didn't like the apology at the time.
I don't think it will affect his career,
which I guess long-term could mean
that it would be good for hip-hop.
Because people will see,
you can do something like this,
and it's okay.
And good, go Jermaine
for being a sacrificial lamb.
Like, because I do believe
that apology will affect
his legacy still.
But,
if it's all good
for hip hop in the long term,
then shit.
Sacrifice.
I think,
two things.
To Ice's point,
only us
and our age group,
because that's where
we come from,
the younger niggas
is not looking at it.
So I don't think
his legacy will be
impacted as much.
Only from Joe aging up.
You understand what I'm saying?
And then secondly,
these kids are killing each other.
So the fact that you could
peacefully resolve that bow out
from a battle situation
that could lend to some verbal shit
that can then lend to some street shit
or some physical violence,
I think is admirable.
Yeah. And then
also acknowledging personal
growth, mental health.
It's like all the buzzwords.
Yeah.
I loved it. You guys got anything
else? Y'all look like y'all have used
all your words for the day.
I didn't want to serious this out. All y'all look like y'all
at a words limit. Nah.
Just telling y'all, y'all look. Y'all look like y'all are at a words limit. Nah. I'm just telling y'all, y'all look.
Y'all look like y'all are stumped for words.
No, we're not.
Speechless.
What were you going to say?
It was a bit too serious.
It's about confidence.
Oh, God.
See?
Man, end this shit, man.
What are we talking about?
Do y'all have anything fun?
No.
Nothing fun going down.
We don't give a fuck about somebody's confidence.
Go outside and find some.
I'm not talking to you niggas that's unconfident
Y'all shouldn't be listening to me
I was asking you
You can't talk to them like that
I wasn't never talking to them
That's you I want to talk to somebody that's unconfident
It's hour three
Does it come from trauma
You want to talk about the migraine nigga that punched
What's the name in the face's the name, in the face?
Yo, stop, yo.
Punched who in the face?
Stop, yo.
Wait, wait, who do you mean?
He just confidence you.
I just said, does it come from trauma?
No, let me hear.
Now I got to hear.
I was going to ask you, did the panel feel like lack of confidence come from trauma?
Oh, you got to take that to an after school program.
You got to take that.
Hey, who got punched in the face? Oh, I got to take that to an after school program. Hey, who got punched in the face?
Oh, I got to take that to an after school program.
I can't say that on a public broadcast.
You cannot. I can't.
And make it fun?
No.
It's not funny. It's not funny at all. I got to look this one up.
Yo, I'll tell you. Alright, please.
It's crazy, yo. Yeah, no, I'll tell you too.
Alright, sleeper time. Sleeper time.
Sleeper time. Where am I going?
Am I stealing Mel's sleeper again?
I don't know, man.
Nobody, before I get into sleepers,
nobody gave me any prediction or foresight
on what they think this Kendrick track will sound like.
When they think it'll drop,
how mean or aggressive do you think he will be when it drops?
How long does Drake wait will be when it drops? How long does
Drake wait to respond
once it drops? Does Drake have
to respond once it drops?
Depending on the impact. Yeah, you got to respond.
Depending on the impact. If it's whack, I'll let it go.
I did say what I think it'll come. I think it'll
come after the heat from like that
Dicetown. I agree. I agree with that.
Now that you said that, I'm with you.
When we see that start to move down the charts
then we're here
from people that
have heard the Kendrick track
I heard his energy
is just going to be
something that's hard
for Drake to match
they said he's coming
like on some
Pac hit him up
you got some
inside sources
that you be coming on
my man my man my man
but you got sources
the industry
you got sources
I be hearing from like real sources.
You be knowing from your fucking Rosedale niggas.
I don't even know where Rosedale is.
Rosedale's in Queens.
Rosedale?
Or Roselle, wherever you live at.
I don't know what you're talking about, but it's all right.
It's about outlets.
I'm just lying now.
If you don't understand, I'm a liar.
But yeah, I heard it was a bar fest and they said it's the energy
like he's yelling at this nigga
and a bar fest
I heard the people that are into bars
and lyrics will be pleased
that's me so
can't wait
I can't wait to see the contrast
in styles like
bar fest guy versus fucking Disney Thanos.
Can't wait.
Who Disney Thanos?
Yeah, you're going to call him Disney Thanos.
He could be Barfest guy, too.
He hasn't been.
He can, though.
And he's shown that he can.
I'm sick of that.
What?
Y'all talk about that in y'all rap circles.
I have yet to hear him be bar fest guy in recent years.
Who?
Drake.
Nah, he still got bars.
Come on, man.
I didn't say that.
See, that's why I don't have you.
It's cool.
I never said that he didn't have bars.
I'm talking about.
He'll show you.
He'll show you.
He ain't got to show me.
He got to show somebody else.
It ain't me.
It ain't me he got to show.
He'll show the doubters.
This one, I'm on the sidelines for.
See?
And don't paint me to be a Drake doubter like niggas out there don't know I've been a Drake fan for a long time.
However, what I'm saying is a fact for me.
I ain't heard bar fest guy.
I asked y'all even when Push Ups came out.
Do you think that that is...
Hey, Joe, do you think if you sat and put your mind to it right now
you could bar some shit up 100 but we ain't heard it in a while yeah so somebody could say i've heard
nothing from joe that says he still got it they would be right see look out look how easy that is
it wouldn't be right though they would be right to say that you still got it to say that i i haven't
heard joe do that in a while i don't know if he could do it they would be absolutely right
i get it that I haven't heard Joe do that in a while. I don't know if he could do it. That would be absolutely right.
I get it.
I just don't like somebody saying that Drake can't
do that. I'm sorry.
When he's shown time and time again, when he want to,
he can.
When it comes to Drake, I feel like Stephen
A with LeBron. You say one
bad thing about LeBron and it
tears his whole legacy down.
That's how his fan base feels.
Oh yeah.
They've been saying
I'm a drink.
I'm not even
I'm never talking to these guys.
This guy's got every W
that you could possibly have
when it comes to music.
God forbid someone say
oh the bars may not be the same.
Still fuck up with all that shit.
Fuck you niggas
out there that think like that.
I'm not talking to y'all niggas.
I ain't even really entertaining this beef no more. I'm coming here to pot about it
and when them niggas drop is when I'll get back to it.
That's how I feel. But I can't come here and be honest
because whatever you say, you get both
fan bases kicking your back and
I already got scoliosis, lower back pain,
all types of shit.
The second you say something, yo, well, I don't
think this is hot or this wasn't it.
You just a hit your dick right off the top.
All right, man, y'all got it.
No, what's funny, some type of way you agree with me, though,
because you know without hearing nothing that Kendrick got to say
that push-ups ain't enough for Kendrick.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That could just be.
But I take push-ups as something different.
But that's based on Kendrick more than Drake.
No, it's based off what this is for Drake.
You're just trying to get somebody to pop out.
So you're not trying to see somebody's full level of...
It's the warm-up.
Understanding that this is the warm-up tells me
I don't expect this to be the best you can do.
All right.
So I know this is not the best you can do,
and this is all right.
Well, take the fucking warm-ups off.
Plenty of times we've seen niggas take the warm-ups off
and go fucking four for 23.
Shout out to Jalen Brunson, too, while I'm on this topic before I get to sleepers. Shout out to Jalen Brunson. Plenty of times we've seen niggas take the warm-ups off and go fucking four for 23.
Shout out to Jalen Brunson, too, while I'm on this topic before I get to sleepers.
Shout out to Jalen Brunson.
Go Knicks.
I'm not sure if we should have won that game against Chicago the other day, but fuck it.
We here now.
Hey, whoever come, come.
The winner of Miami, Philly.
Whatever.
I don't give a fuck, nigga.
You give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck. You care. You care. I don't give a fuck. Whoever. You give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. You care.
You care.
I don't give a fuck.
Whoever comes, anybody can get it.
I know.
Whenever y'all finish with that play-in, who and Annie, we will play the winner of Philly
and Miami.
Listen, the Knicks' first round was going to be a tough opponent because they made it to the second
seed so the second round will be easier the second seed gets to avoid boston a little longer
if we had the third seed then we get the easy first round and the difficult second round with
boston so it's the playoffs somebody's gonna get a tough matchup at some point we can't we can't
run from it if my team go home in the first round guess? Y'all niggas ain't built to be there. Bye.
Get out of here. Now let's get
the real teams in. Whoever
leave in the first round, I want to see good sports.
So let's get to it. And
I'm not one of the people that's
solely focused on the Western Conference. I think
the East is going to be a bang out.
I think the East is going to be a bang out. I think
the Pacers and Bucks series is intriguing.
I'm glad to see the magic finally in it.
I love Benchero.
Benchero.
I love him.
They got three or four young niggas out there that beat.
France.
All of them.
Benchero's a cold.
Yes.
I like that little magic team.
They kind of had some real good times in Orlando, man.
I forget.
Always remember Orlando.
Shout out to Orlando.
Remember Orlando, man.
I ain't been back
I ain't been to Orlando
in a long time
I stopped rapping
and stopped going places
we went to Orlando
on a pod tour
we had a good time
in Orlando
oh yeah pod tour
yeah
I'm always gonna have
a good time in Orlando
Orlando's one of the places
you can get a threesome
popping whenever you
feel like it again
that little downtown strip
Orlando you do
what you want
oh that shit
oh I know
except for get a haircut Tampa's really nice don't get no haircut Tampa is nice I like Tampa Orlando, you do what you want. Oh, I know.
Except get a haircut.
Tampa's really nice.
Don't get no haircut.
I like Tampa.
Oh, Tampa's another one.
Tampa's fire.
Super fire.
Yes.
Does anyone on the cast have anything to say about any of these places?
I've never heard of them. Or any of your favorite...
I've never heard of them.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Say less.
Say less.
I got a beautiful sleeper for you guys today.
Real good tune.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep. I need the positions that I can walk to Take it slow
I'm still learning your body
If I get too rough then you can just tell me to
Take it slow
You know what it is right now
We ain't making kids right now
Just practicing
I don't wanna make it seem like I only think about one thing
But you know what I'm on at this time of night
Won't you turn around and just take it slow
I know what you're on at this time of night
When you turn around and just take it
Slowly when you approach me
I might listen if you openly ask me to I get caught in the moment
I'm gonna put you front the mirror, let you watch yourself
You know what it is right now We ain't making kids right now
Just practice and
I don't wanna make it seem like I only think about one thing
But you know what I'm on at this time of night
Won't you turn around and just take it slow
I know what you're on at this time of night
When you turn around
Just take it
Got a bitch that don't wanna use that
Cause these niggas don't wanna lose that
I'm not the way that fuckin' boy, I'm used to that
Got a bitch that don't wanna use that
Got a bitch that don't wanna use that
Cause these niggas don't wanna lose that I'm not the way that fuckin that Turn around I don't know how to use that I ain't do it now Baby, don't wanna lose that
I'm not the winner, but the one I'm using
I don't know how to use that
You know what I'm on at this time of night
Won't you turn around and just take it slow
I know what you're on at this time of night.
When you turn around and just take it slow.
Brand new old music.
That is Division.
Shout out to Division.
Record is called Take It Slow.
But we're not finished.
This is the remix. This is the remix. This is the remix.
This is the remix.
Hey!
Why isn't that playing?
Oh, what's up with this shit?
Boo Parks.
You didn't plug it in right.
Let's go Remix
She's such a freak
Hey
Canadian super freak
You know they made a
Fuck you
They made a song
Of you singing
Canadian super freak
Did you hear it?
Why do you think I'm doing
The remix for you right now?
Canadian super freak.
Pulling down the fort.
The fuck y'all thought?
Just found my old jean shorts.
Hey.
Canadian super freak.
Look at this here body.
Am I still a hottie?
Some of them might have forgotten me.
Hey.
Catch us in the lobby. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Hey.
Meet you in the lobby.
Wait a minute.
All right.
That was really good.
All right, come on.
Just for you.
Just for you.
That tune was amazing.
Just for the gang.
Just for the gang.
They never want to jump in with me on the...
I said remix.
That means more verses.
They go, I can't rap.
So?
Me neither.
That's singing.
You could have sung something. You could have gone Arsenal. You could have chatted GPT. You could, I can't rap. So? Me neither. That's singing.
You could've sung something.
You could've gone Arsenal.
You could've chat GPT'd some lyrics.
You just could've pulled up Rap Genie.
They got it off.
Canadian Super Freak,
everybody.
Yeah.
You could've hit Mike Geronimo
some time.
Shout out to Mike Geronimo, man.
And Royal Flush.
Fuck outta here.
All right.
My man. All right, man. Fuck outta here. My man.
Alright, man.
We was just talking about having fun in Florida,
so I'm gonna go down to Florida, Miami.
This is Kodak Black, stressed out.
Shake that booty up! I done fucked around, gotta be pregnant My lawyer hollering, niggas pay me
Niggas locked up, tryna spray me I got a one-son shaking
Seem like I'm all out of blessing I don't know if God tryna test me
Tryna help a nigga and he left me
Tell you the truth, I'm stressin' And the fuck around gotta be friendly
My lawyer hired a nigga to pay me Niggas locked up tryna spray me
I got a want, so I'm shakin' Seem like I'm all out of blessings
I don't know if God tryna test me Tryna help a nigga and he left me
Tell you the truth, I'm stressin' Lock in my big scratch machine Hoping I made the pregnancy
Her homegirls on that message
Telling her not to keep messing with me
40 mil up, Mancino died
He was bustin' down the family brick
My career keep passin' by
Cause I keep goin' to jail and shit
Tired of smellin' my cell and shit
Wonder why all my lovers me
All this money don't mean nothin'
Nothin' unless my beggars say Family's showing me jealousy
They been forgetting to care for me Miss my son expressing me
Let mama stay on some petty shit No matter how I take care of them legit
Even all the little extra shit And you already got no child support
What more do you want left for me? Niggas ain't never been done for me
Niggas been giving never been there for me
Niggas been givin' they ass a kiss
Shoot, I said, now you spendin' back to back
Sayin' niggas you just laughin' with
Talk to God, beg him for a change
Know you know I'm goin' through some things
Hopin' all the prayin' ain't in vain
Say you never let me feel shame
Scratched out, walkin' through the rain
Damn, I got a baby on the way
Fuck, court day comin' up Young strong, sometimes I get tough I don't fuck around, gotta be present My lawyer hired a nigga, pay me
Niggas locked up, tryna spray me I got a one-son shaking
Seem like I'm all out of blessing I don't know what God tryna test me
Tryna help a nigga and he left me Tell you the truth, I'm stressed
I'ma fuck around, gotta be present My lawyer hired a nigga, pay me
Niggas locked up, tryna spray me I got a one-son shaking Nigga, and he left me Tell you the truth, I'm stressin' I done fuck around, gotta be friendly My lawyer hired a nigga to pay me
Niggas locked up tryna spray me
I got him once, I'm shakin'
Seem like I'm all out of blessings
I don't know if God tryna test me
Try to help a nigga, and he left me
Tell you the truth, I'm stressin'
Would this all it be for a nigga?
Buggin' out that lean with the pistols
Nigga rockin' skis like it's winter
You don't need a team to build a fishel
Mine is probably the same way, get your fucking family hangin' over killers
Creepin' on a Angela Armadillo, spray flush shit, ain't that Armadillo
Lil' one fightin' bodies in a system, even smokin' Molly, can't remember
Fertile juvenile, he turn killer, raiders runnin' round, jumpin' on sprinters
Think I'm tired of fuckin' with these niggas, gotta walk my son, go watch through these pictures
Tired of fallin' in love with these bitches, I just know I keep gettin' richer
Now they see me out, they shake your hand, they'll probably thinkin' I be that
Gave him ten years, this bitch fled, next thing you know he losin' dread
I ain't lyin' to say no, I ain't it, everyone got their arms out there
They sovin' me way more dangerous more danger Everything my fault, ain't it?
I done fucked around, gotta be present
My lawyer hired a nigga to pay me
Niggas locked up, tryna spray me
I got a one-son shaking
Seem like I'm all out of blessing
I don't know what God tryna test me
Tryna help a nigga and he left me
Tell you the truth, I'm stressed
I done fucked around, gotta be present
My lawyer hired a nigga to pay me Niggas locked up, he left me. Tell you the truth, I'm stressed. I done fuck around, gotta be friendly.
My lawyer hired a nigga to pay me.
Niggas locked up trying to spread me.
I got a want, so I'm shaking.
Seem like I'm all out of blessings.
I don't know if God trying to test me.
Try to help a nigga, he left me.
Tell you the truth, I'm stressed.
Messed, messed, messed. That was Stressed Out, Kodak Black.
Kodak fans, we like to hear that part of Kodak, like the pain.
Yeah, that's my favorite Kodak.
That is my favorite.
She gave me pain.
T-Tero.
T-Tero.
I'm playing some classic shit, man.
Cell therapy.
Goody mom.
Rest in peace, we're going.
Ooh.
Wow.
Yeah. Mm.
95?
96?
Yeah, probably, brother.
95, 95, 96.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Hector C unfolds Young's Cubs 13 years old exposed them
See too many tongues they can take Got most stressed marks that is hoes
Holla they got rank C say got A in this new world
All to them experimenting in Atlanta, Georgia United Nations overseas
Train assassins you search in C's A knocking' they're comin' for niggas like me
For white trash like they tricks like clubs
Back in slavery, concentration camps
Slaves with gas pipelines
And furloughs outdoors like they had back when they don't
Hitler was livin' in 1945
Pissin' to me now, believe me later on
In the future, look at the red it see
In the constitution that in the future Look at the red it said in the constitution that
In the event of a race war places like Operation Heartbreak Hotel
Mormons tell until that tight vent still off this bell
They'll say expect no mercy, fool you should be my least worst
Gotta deal with W-2, 1099s or more
Black helicopters swoop down and try to put missiles in mines
Who's that peeking in my windows?
Ha!
Nobody knows
Who's that peeking in my windows?
Ha!
Nobody knows
When my family moved and our apartment complex
A gate with the serial code was put up next
They claim that this community is so drug free
But it don't look that way to me
Cause I can see the young guns hanging out at the store
24-7 drunk is looking for a head of the blow
It's powerful, oh you know what else they trying to do
Make a curve view especially for me and you
The traces of the new world
Hold up, time is getting shorter
If we don't get prepared people it's gon' be a storder
My mind won't allow me to not be curious
My folk don't understand so they don't take it serious
But every now and then I wonder if the gate was put up
To keep my mind out or keep my ass in
Who's that peeking in my window?
Nobody
Who's that peeking in my window? Nobody I'm nobody, nobody, nobody I'm nobody, nobody, nobody
Listen up little nigga, I'm talking to you
About what your little ass need to be going through
I fall a victim too, and I know
I shouldn't smoke so much, but I do
With the crew every day, on the average 5 over 5
I'm lucky to be alive, surprised I won't realize the cost
After I lost my best friend Bean I'm recognized as a king
Who am I to take you to stop smoking? Now you over to disease and cold
And ain't 16 years old This shit has got to stop
Let's take a walk through detox I won't out of this cold
I'm in the cell Under attack, look up, folks
They in the hood Got an eye on every move I make open your face to info
You ain't know cause this can blow
Ha! The new world plan reaps the planet without the black man
So what's your aim? Try to separate me from the blood
It's disrespect like coming in my home and I'm wiping your feet on the road
The central now some loot has got me bucking no hat with no phone
Look out for the man with the mask and the white pony on my back
Appears stayin' off my toes, always on my heels, the same plane
Soldiers comin' in the dark, my plane to report the new system I reign
Tag my skin with your computer chip, run your hand over the scanner to buy your dish now
No more fishin' for your fish, yesterday's of the old days, past, ways gone
Mine, Blanca, Seth, protection, my name on your select, no more fish for my fish The days of the old days, past, ways gone Mind blown perception, perception
My name on your ceiling, but I come, come, come
Pah!
Who's that peeking in my window?
Pah!
Nobody now
Who's that peeking in my window?
Pah!
Nobody now
Who's that peeking in my window?
Pah! Nobody now Who's that peeking in my window? South Therapy, Goody Mob, rest in peace Rico Wade.
See what I'm saying, Ish?
Like, you're right, that was 95.
That's what I was listening to in 95.
I'm not the infamous, sorry.
But go ahead, though.
I'm just telling you. Like, that's why, you know what I mean? I was listening to both. I was listening to in 95. Not the infamous, sorry. Go ahead though. I'm just telling you.
That's why.
You know what I mean?
I was listening to both.
I was listening to both.
Just telling you.
It's all right.
Just telling you.
I had the biggest crush on Cujo.
I'm going to St. Harrison.
Song is called Ego Talking. But I didn't wanna wait that humble pie, no I
I'd rather push on all your buttons to start a fight
Before I apologize Oh
Blame it on the dream cause we had some
Swear that I don't care if you leave, no That ain't me though, that's just my ego, top it
Baby don't roll your eyes up.
Don't listen to my ego.
I'm owning it tonight.
My ego.
Owning it tonight.
My ego. Tonight my E-E-E-E-E-O
I know I said don't act like you're so heaven sent
But I said that it's your fault cause you can take a hint
Ooh, I'd rather focus on the ways you're not so innocent
But I, I'm not sorry yet
Mm, I blame it on the drinkers, we had some I swear that I don't care if you leave, no
That ain't me, no, that's just my ego talking
Baby, don't know your name
Now that I'm still me, don't listen to my ego talking
I'm holding it tonight, my ego Say Harrison ego talking that is from The Colors show.
That was fire.
That was fire.
Big Mel, I see you wanted to submit late to see what Ish played first
to make sure you could bat up.
Really? You're getting into this? Really?
I'm just telling you how I see it.
I don't care, Parks.
Mine is called, it wasn't a late edition.
I was just debating
which one I was going to use
my bad
my bad
I respect it
Thinking
by
Jean Doe
featuring
Destin Conrad That, but also can't turn a beat up for a week La la la, it's not a dream to love you
My bad
Trying to sabotage me?
I was
I see what's happening
We gotta start right from the top, don't worry about it
That, but also can't turn a beat up for a week
La-da-da, la-da-da I'm a sub-scient, unlike the science
Just in your presence, I feel it flying
But when we're close, it slows down
Talk to me, I can see It's so much for your mind
Thinker, thinker, thinker, thinker
But if you're mine
All your touch gon' feel but mine
I've been
Thinker, thinker, thinker, thinker
I'm mine
Don't even know if you don't try
Can I know what these dreams are made of?
Can I know?
Can I know what these dreams are made of?
What these dreams are made of Time is earth, yes it's time spent in your presence
Impatient, hotelers tripping, veins
Dreams are love of you
Blessing in the skies, blind to it, I see it in your eyes
How many times I gotta tell you I'm ballin',
ballin', ballin' Best of your niggas shot callin', ballin',
ballin' What you mean for me?
What you mean for me?
For me Forbidden
No way, where you wanna be
We can go away, like your words
When you come my way
Yeah, we're parted ways, cause you keep me going
It's so easy, believe me
Our seasons don't change
Where you're running from, you know you can tell me
I was always loving you in a way
And I know You know you can tell me What these dreams are made of Can I know
What these dreams are made of
Can I know
What these dreams are made of
No way we're, you're not me
We can go away
Thinking, thinking, thinking, thinking
No way, boy, you're not me
We can go away
Just thinking, man.
That's it, man.
Just thinking about you.
Thinking, thinking
That is Thinking by either Jean Doe or Gene Doe.
Jean-Claude Van Damme with the new slap.
And Destin Conrad, Thinking.
That fucking Destin Conrad snuck another one out.
I want you to shut up.
That's new?
Two or three things.
He's featured on it.
You ain't tell me.
You know he's holding it back so he can have that.
It's me trying.
Like, we used to be such good friends.
Sleeper beef.
Nigga ain't no friends in that no more.
But I'm not.
It's just sleeper beef.
Maybe both of y'all are his sleeper beef.
No, no, no, no, no.
He's fighting the crowd like Drake.
I'm J. Cole.
It's me being one.
I'm just trying to be J. Cole. No, you J. Cole., no. He's fighting the crowd like Drake. I'm J. Cole. It's me, V1. I'm just trying to be J. Cole.
No, you J. Cole.
All right.
There you go.
Fuck out.
The fuck you talking about, nigga?
I'm Kendrick.
The males that leaves the...
Come on.
I mean, the...
Eh?
Eh.
Eh?
Eh?
Eh?
Eh?
Yo, what was the eh that we said earlier?
That was so funny.
What was the eh? Oh, man. I said it we said earlier? That was so funny. What was the A?
I said it.
I forgot.
That was funny.
You trash.
Damn, damn.
That was funny, though.
Did you go back and see if you owe the homie $500?
Yeah, it wasn't that.
It was if Kendrick shoots that Cole.
Got it. You shoots at Cole. Got it.
You shot at Cole.
I think again was the bet.
Wasn't that post like that?
This was after
Cole's record
dropped and y'all bet was that
Kendrick would shoot at Cole on his response.
Oh yes, yes. That's what the bet was.
And we defined that it had to be a clear shot
that yo, this is definitely about Cole.
That's what the bet was.
So did it happen?
Kendrick ain't do nothing yet.
Oh, okay.
Just the computer.
He did on Drake's computer.
And that was fine.
Drake is slick, man.
Everybody that's ever beefed with Drake
has said the boy is slick.
So I don't know why Drake fans get mad when niggas acknowledge that the guy is slick.
He plays a different type of game.
Don't send the fucking drummers to my favorite strip club.
Nigga, if I pulled up to Starlet's, it's funny as a watcher, as a consumer.
It ain't funny to Metro.
It ain't funny if I get out of my chauffeured vehicle at Starlet's and there's drummers outside.
How he know the niggas are going to be there?
He don't have to be there.
He don't have to be there.
I could see Drake trolling them on their tour.
And you put your dicks out.
If he's doing that in Atlanta, what is he going to do at OVO Fest when y'all are performing down the block?
He's going to just tap into their sound system with his sound system.
My small school shit.
Nothing past them.
Take over your video screens.
Giant owl up there.
Hey, excuse me, can you give me the Wi-Fi?
Run that whole shit amok.
That's crazy.
Long ass HDMI cable.
Announce a live show in the parking lot.
Empty your whole shit out everybody outside
watching me all right free show free show on top of a fucking semi truck remember this song
at some point on patreon Come on, rain, show that walk with you. Mobb Deep love songs are funny. Mobb Deep love songs are funny.
At some point on Patreon, I'm going to start like a 10 to 15 minute short form segment of unpacking old songs.
I love that.
I like that.
Old songs.
And this is one I would pick.
They got killed for this.
It was funny.
It was weird to us as Mobb Deep fans at the time.
Really, what?
I think that this song aged like the finest of wines.
It's hard.
It aged great, but in the moment,
they got destroyed for making this record.
What wine?
Rightfully so.
Huh?
What wine?
What wine?
I don't know, some good shit.
What are you talking about?
Trying to be funny?
He's hating.
He's hating. Yeah. He is. He's trying to say you're classless.
Well, that's how you took that.
But that's not what my brother was trying to say.
Oh, oh, okay.
He was trying to say that this isn't the best wine.
Let me back up.
And why would you think after all of the...
Because I thought he was shooting at you.
But wait, let me finish first.
After all of the bromance that we have showed,
according to you,
why would you ever think that he's trying to call me classless?
Or are you projecting?
I'm not projecting.
I'm not projecting.
This is definitely projection.
Because I don't have a cutlery drawer.
I'm not projecting.
I was instigating.
You can't instigate
between niggas.
Not between me and her.
She could probably
do it to somebody else.
She can't.
The likes of you
can't come between
me and him.
The likes of
plenty of them.
You gotta take her time.
Let me tell you,
the girl that came
between us.
Oh, shit.
She gonna get hers.
She gonna ride.
Oh, you find that...
Is that funny?
Is that funny?
Is that funny?
Get your shit on, nigga.
Really?
That's not even a laugh.
That's not even a laugh.
That's a guffaw.
I am taking...
I am taking...
You motherfucker.
I'm taking issue with that, motherfucker.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
You talking to me?
Yes, I'm talking to you.
Because I'm laughing?
Why are you?
Because the girl looks good.
It was a guffaw.
You shut the fuck up.
It was a guffaw.
Okay?
You didn't have to laugh that hard.
I don't know what a guffaw is.
Google it, you googling ass motherfuckers.
Google guffaw.
She's talking about your bogey.
She's talking about your fart. She's talking about your fart. G Gafaa. She talking about Jibojean. She talking about Jafar.
Jafar, yeah.
G-U-F-F-A-W-A.
Google it.
A-W-A?
What letter is that?
W.
Oh.
Google Gafaa.
W is wah?
In Canadian.
I'm going to Google this shit.
I wasn't even trying to say.
W-X-W-A-Z.
I wasn't even trying to be funny.YZ I wasn't even trying to be funny
A loud and boisterous laugh
Exactly
Did it really require that?
That was extra sauce
That was payback
He definitely grew up in a black house
See what I mean?
You a fucking
My mother might think I cursed at her
The fuck is you go what?
Get your goffois ass out of here.
You got one more time to goffois.
I'm going to goffois the fuck out of you.
Get your ass out of here.
Mel, are you French Canadian?
I am not French Canadian.
Part of you go francais?
No?
Okay.
Please speak.
Mel, nobody cares that you fuck cultured niggas before.
You keep coming on and trying to stun on us with all this sebois fake
Why is my level of culture an extension of somebody who I fucked whoa
Game again, she's gonna drink shit. Look she's doing the algorithm shit Don't! I take myself places. You always challenge him. 112. Come on.
And usually I'm the one that's fucking upgrading the motherfucker.
He gonna tell you how to kiss the other smokey ass mom.
What'd you say?
Oh, you're gonna turn the volume down for that.
What'd you say?
I didn't hear what he said.
What'd you say?
I didn't say that.
Say it again.
That's why you know how much Bali costs.
Yo, you was a rat.
Pass.
You know what I'm saying?
My father's around.
My father is my life.
Well, she didn't.
She didn't know.
She said it was expensive.
I know.
She didn't know.
She said it was expensive.
I know.
She didn't know.
That was my point.
So that's why I think your level of culture comes from Google.
Well, actually, if we're going to talk about...
Turn that shit down.
So just because I didn't want to go all into...
What part of fucking Bali were you looking at the villas?
Were you talking about Ubud?
Were you talking about Kengu? Were you talking about Ubud? Were you talking about Kangoo? Were you talking about Seminyak?
Mel, because you've been there, that don't mean you paid out of your pocket.
Excuse me?
Let me say it again for you. Because you've been there, that don't mean you paid to look at it.
Yeah, nigga. Fuck outta here. I turned on you. I'm sorry.
You're so phony. Let's go in.
You want to pay for that shit?
You can get on the flight.
Bali.
I did.
Hey, come over here.
Bring them jean shorts.
Corey, you shut the fuck up, OK?
And happy birthday.
Don't forget the one with the rips.
Hey, put them chips in a duffel.
And bring your Canadian ass over here.
She had the whole jean shirt with the folds in it.
She had the old bullshit.
This shit folded up.
The foie.
The foie jean.
They're vintage, bitch.
Some vintage LL Bean joints.
She had some Lee bottles.
She said she had the antique jean shirt.
You had the antique.
LL Bean.
Long pockets.
That's why she said Maya Angelou earlier.
I pulled the pockets down, OK?
It's a thing.
That's how it came out.
It's a thing.
It's sexy.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
Oh, shit.
No.
You a legend, son.
A little bit of the pocket showing is sexy.
Not some giraffe pockets hanging gets in your knees.
That's not sexy.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Oh, really?
I'd like to see you in some jean shorts, motherfucker.
She had the rabbit in her ears.
She had the shit slated out like she got bread in her face.
Okay, listen.
The pockets were tucked.
I pulled them down.
It's a style.
You cut your regular jeans.
It's just a style. You cut your regular jeans. It's sexy.
Fuck you.
You're a legend, son.
You're a legend.
Those had to be original jeans.
They didn't make them shit like that.
They did.
Smoked-ass pockets.
It was parked.
It was parked.
It was parked jeans.
It was like this?
Oh my god, I can't still fit these.
That's crazy about to break your whole thigh.
You had to break your whole thigh muscle.
You didn't see the space at the top of the waistband.
Now I'm not looking at your waist, nigga.
Now I'm not looking at your waist.
You ain't see Joe Bud like that big.
No, you did not.
I ain't like nothing about that post.
There was too many likes to count.
Oh my God, my co-worker.
There was too many likes to count.
Ooh.
She got him.
Okay, everybody quiet
Money left not once
You posted a picture with you a male to us. Oh yes, I like this money for that picture on the TV
That's what you got to hit that
Entertainment room.
And you added a filter to that shit, too.
Airplay.
All of y'all, though.
You said all of y'all.
You added a filter.
I saw it.
I said, oh, shit.
I was hanging.
I remember how that whole picture happened, too.
I remember how it happened.
How'd it happen?
Hold on, Paul. Don't leave.
Hold on. Come here.
Oh my god.
You are so, you just blown.
That was thirsty.
Yeah.
This whole shit is, there's some shit going on here.
I'm going to get down to the bottom of this shit.
Yo, who are you trying to thirst trap?
Anybody now.
It's just whoever come.
Oh, shit.
Whoever come to the net.
Sam down the block.
Whatever fish I got. What's the nigga name? Joe down there. He's trying to catch some. You shut the fuck up. Now it's just whoever come to the net He do like that. Don't mess with her. Listen to him. No, nigga, she's not joking. She's beautiful.
Oh my god.
Calm your ass down.
You told the joke.
You guys, you guys.
That's my man.
You guys, come on.
We've been here long enough.
All right.
20 more minutes of this and we can go.
Just give me another 30 of dog valid and we gonna be out of here.
She's a legend.
She's a legend, son.
Nah, for real.
Oh, shit.
She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans.
She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans.
She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans.
She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans.
She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans.
She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans. She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans. She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans. She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans. She gonna catch somebody with them little jeans. Give me another 30 a dog
Catch somebody with the blue jeans
Wear them in here. Watch what happens Ain't nothing gonna happen to him. I ain't worried about y'all. This shit gonna be mad soft. I ain't worried about y'all. Salties! I ain't worried about y'all.
I'm what you mean, dog pisses.
Yo, this shit gonna be the softest this half a bit.
They can't see my eyes.
Salties!
Wait.
Wait, hold on.
I ain't never been to like, the bar.
What the fuck is going on here?
I might go to the doctor.
I don't know how soft I'ma be.
You work?
Hey, nigga.
Wait, no.
Can I end?
Yeah, who the fuck is this?
End the fucking pod.
But who?
I'm trying to end.
You can't say that.
Who you be talking to?
I'ma wear the shorts.
I'm not worried about y'all.
Watch what happens.
I'm not worried about fucking y'all.
She heard from a friend today.
Oh, shit.
Yo.
I'm not worried about y'all.
Enough.
I wouldn't be wearing them for y'all.
Who would you be wearing them for?
Who would you be wearing them here for?
Don't worry about it.
Y'all get off Mel Dick.
How about that?
Who would you be wearing them here for?
You included in the y'all?
Not now.
I'm fine.
I'll jump back on Mel's side.
Y'all, you a flip?
That's up.
Y'all are the queens.
Oh, shidid.
Y'all hopscotching?
Got it.
When you wear the fucking two-decade-old shorts are the queens. Oh shit. Yeah hopscotch When you win when you wear the fucking two decade old shorts up here
Are you gonna are you gonna write the topics on the board?
Maybe maybe your page you break it
I know for sure circulation. So how am I gonna break? I work out the most out of everybody in this room.
I know, for sure.
So how am I going to break a fucking hip?
You guys need to worry about that shit.
You're working out for sure.
You're getting dressed for sure.
I'm not working out for sure. I'm working out for health.
Then why are you posting?
Health is wealth.
Then why are you posting?
I don't post all my workouts.
I don't even post like 90% of them.
She want to inspire us.
Say that shit.
She want to inspire people.
So can you answer this question now?
What?
You know how uninspired I'm I would be when you wear them shorts?
Don't worry.
Because you admitted that you are thirst trapped.
Look at it.
I mean.
You admitted that, right?
Who?
And.
And what?
It's okay.
To thirst traps.
You have to have a goal.
There you go.
Yo, yo.
This man. I mean. This Yo, yo, this man.
You know what I'm saying?
This is Joe Button, y'all.
You going to hear from a lot of these girls that's going to sound like they've been all over the world.
Uh-oh.
On their own dime.
On their own dime in their own time.
He going crazy.
But anytime I see him at the airport,
it be the Atlanta gate.
You know what I mean? It be a Rhode Island gate It'd be the Atlanta gate.
You know what I mean?
It'd be a Rhode Island gate.
It'd be a Boston gate.
I don't ever see nothing where you need a passport, something fly.
You know what I mean?
Whoever it applies to out there.
Whoever it applies to out there.
Two layovers.
Oh, yeah, man. Man layovers.
Man layovers.
Born last?
Yeah.
Did you sleep here last night?
30 after.
And not even a window seat.
Sorry, this place is blind.
I can't get you out of that.
Make it with the shape of wine.
Niggas don't play.
Y'all screwballing and starving.
Get your whole nigga low.
Make the girl trick or throw.
Get your whole nigga low.
Before I end, you can shoot at any of these niggas, me included.
True. Me included True Me included
You seem to take fucking enjoyment
Out of like
Your whole assessment
Of how the fuck I fly around
Two connections
Are you tripping?
Yeah
Are you tripping?
Get that nigga man
We're talking about you
I feel like
I feel like the shots
Were coming this way
I feel like the shots
Were coming this way
And they weren't going that way.
You know what's funny, though?
Why your face changed?
Why you got an attitude now?
I don't know that.
Yeah, take the shots, nigga.
Take the shots.
Take the shots.
They don't fucking oblige.
30 F's, dog.
They don't fucking oblige.
It was 30 fucking E, and I didn't buy that fucking ticket.
I hope you have enjoyed this podcast as much as we have enjoyed
delivering it to you.
As you can see,
please keep us in your prayers.
We are not a well-to-do bunch.
Not at all.
Unstable.
We are lacking so much
guapo.
We are lacking so much guac. Guac. We're lacking
so much guacha.
So much cutlery.
Cutlery.
We are plastic cutlery.
Please remember
that life is a series
of moments
and moments pass.
So let's make
this one last
as if it's all we have.
It's going to always be 30E if you keep wearing them fucking chun lee slippers too always
hey you know what where the jean shorts in here
listen we love you guys out there here's's to a week of positivity, peace, love, affirmations, healing, good vibes, good frequencies.
Be well out there, man.
Remember, the baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel.
And the closed-minded women want to travel.
The baddies are insecure.
They travel in the kids.
They're traveling in last class.
What is that?
The economy.
Have you ever been in first class?
I need you to shut the hell up.
A lot of times.
Okay.
I wasn't sure.
Fuck out of here, girl. On spirit?
Okay, I don't know.
I wasn't sure.
I wasn't sure.
Girl, you drive to your destination.
You drive to that big ass bullshit you got.
You drive, you know. Don't be hating. Donass bullshit you got. You drive, yo, bro.
Don't be hating on my bitch.
Don't be hating on her.
And you drive fast.
Yes.
That's why you get places fast.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Niggas don't fly you out no more, son.
They have you drive to nigga you gas money.
Let me catch that.
Let me catch that.
Let me catch that.
And that shit take $100 of film.
Would you stop fucking guffawing like that?
You sound like a hyena.
Stop laughing, son.
What?
Tag team?
We miss you.
Yeah, OK.
And you did that bullshit with Imani, nigga,
in front of me, nigga.
What bullshit?
Can we take a picture with me, nigga?
Yeah.
Did the same pose you did in my picture.
Nah, I'm violating both of y'all.
That's why you didn't laugh.
That got some bullshit going on. Patreon, I figured it out. Oh, my god. Unlock the code. That's why you you did in my picture. Nah, I'm violating both of y'all. That's why you didn't laugh. Y'all got some bullshit going on.
Patreon, I figured it out.
Oh, my God.
Unlock the code.
That's why you winning them shorts for Patreon.
You think I didn't know?
Can y'all please leave our good sister Mel alone?
Y'all.
Y'all did it.
Y'all.
Y'all did it already.
Yes.
Yes.
Y'all did it.
God.
What are you doing?
Jesus, man. Yes, yes, y'all did it Everybody! Oh, man. Oh, shit.
Here we go.
Come on, girl, over there in the blue.
I got a pocket full of cash, so what you gonna do?
Turn around and spread them teeth.
And let's play a little game of hide and seek.
Show me that and I'll give you a make.
You finished?
You lucky I can't find him.
Boo, boo, pull over that ass too fast.
Tid drill.
Pull over that ass too fast.
Tid drill.
Music makes you do that.
Why you say tid drill?
It must be ass, because it hit your face. Stop now. Stop now. That's fucked bad. Tip drip. Music makes you do that. Why you say tip drip? It must be ass because it ain't your face.
Stop now.
Stop now.
That's fucked up, bitch.
That was, that was, you know he knows too far.
Mel ain't got fucking tip drip, nigga.
Watch your fucking mouth.
Said it must be ass because it ain't your face.
You should shave that mustache off, nigga.
What the fuck are you doing, nigga?
Okay.
I don't know what you're saying.
You've been holding that, nigga.
I saw it too.
I saw it too.
Okay, go.
Yup.
Are you laughing now?
I'm laughing.
I'm laughing. I'm laughing. I'm laughing. I'm laughing. I'm laughing. You've been holding that, nigga!
I saw it too!
I saw it too!
Are you laughing now?
I don't know how much I care.
What?
I'm fucking...
Look at her face.
Look at her face.
Look at Matt.
Four miles.
Four miles.
Hey!
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Two vials. I promise I'm trying to end. And y'all, work day not done, y'all. We still got work to do.
Okay.
Thank y'all for listening.
This has been great.
Be well.
Eat.
Eat.
Thank y'all.
How does that talk inside and out now?
Work out.
Drink water.
Drink water.
Get some sleep. And you too can fit into your shorts from 15 years ago.
Listen.
At the end of the day, the day got to end.
God is great.
God is great.
Amen.
Hey, God is great, eh?
God is great, eh?
That's what we want.
My baby.
When we're baby.
Shit.
Oh, god.
Oh, shit. Oh, God.
Oh, man.
Gillette.
The best.
The best.
The best.
Yeah.
I did.
I did.
She had the little five o'clock shadow.
Oh, shit.
What the?
She fine, though. Don't do that. She fine with that shit.'clock. Oh, shit. She fine, though.
Don't do that.
She fine with that shit.
She be high.
Now y'all wildin'.
Now y'all wildin'.
Y'all wildin' now.
Y'all wildin' now.
Hey, hey.
I like bitches like that.
Give me.
Give me.
Your arm here?
Yo, relax.
Bro.
Hey.
I'll suck that little up a little. Little sucker. I'll suck that little up a little bit.
Little sucker.
I'll suck that little peach.
I'll suck that little peach off.
Erickson, fuck off.
You gonna line that up a little bit?
Yeah.
Hey, I got the hand deep.
I said, oh!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, man. Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man up. We can make this a thing.
I'm not talking about you.
I'm not talking about you.
I'm talking about the others.
Yo, you know you be sleepy about it.
You know what I mean?
We could do mansion mud masks.
Let's get. You've, yeah. Oh, my God.
You've never heard of Joe, bud?
I had the money on.
There's poor people around.
With your broke ass.
Thank you, son.