The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 700 | "D.O.E."
Episode Date: February 17, 2024Big 700! The JBP kicks off this episode with a recap of their Valentine’s Day (5:54) before discussing a freaky news week. Freddie Gibbs ex releases a picture of him online (18:19), Sean Evans split...s with adult film star (28:44), and Ish debates former teacher being fired for having an OnlyFans account (40:28). Also, Ice talks about the advancement of AI on Instagram (53:20), Kanye & Ty Dolla $ign’s ‘Vultures’ album continues to be removed and readded to streaming (1:12:10), Vory kicked off of the Dream Chasers label (1:47:30), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Mack Keane & ESTA. - “Super” Ice | ScHoolboy Q - “Yeern 101” Parks | Rhymefest (feat. EP Da Hellcat) - “Pop” Ish | Tanner Adell - “Buckle Bunny” Melyssa | N3WYRKLA & Brent Faiyaz - “not enough”
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Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
All right.
Big 700.
What's poppin'?
What's poppin', though?
Seven.
Big 700.
Happy anniversary.
709 years in this thing, man.
Y'all already know.
Been a long time.
Some of y'all was here
from the start.
Salute, salute. Some of y'all are brand new, but Some of y'all was here from the start. Salute, salute.
Some of y'all are brand new, but act like y'all was here from the start.
I see y'all too.
He's like, yeah, I've been here since 2019.
Who cares?
He cares about 2019.
That's not the start.
What up, what up, what up?
What's up, man?
Happy 700.
How y'all feeling?
How you doing?
Happy 700.
I feel great.
Good to see all you beautiful people.
Where's our noisemakers? We the noisemakers.
You make some noise.
Yeah!
You make some noise.
That's the noisemakers.
I just randomly wanted to do, like, you know,
the horn and flip to your...
We in a nice area.
I could tell you the other noisemakers, but...
In my area?
Hear the poses.
Ringers. Yeah.
Ring right off
This nigga can't
Leave the ghetto
If you paid him
I tried man
Keep cool
I'm gonna get out
One day
You double that nigga
Triple that nigga's salary
He won't leave the ghetto
For him
Nigga be right there
On the number blocks
That's cool
That's where I feel
Most comfortable at
Sorry
Bye Flip you good? Yeah Okay That's cool. That's where I feel most comfortable at. All right. Sorry.
Hi.
Flip, you good?
Yeah.
Okay.
You're kind of quiet.
Yo, Flip, I need 700 energy today.
I ain't going to hold you.
I'm waiting for the music to come on.
Got you.
I'm waiting to see the vibe, and then I'm going to turn up.
There we go.
Give it a second.
Oh, why ain't nobody waiting for me?
Hold on. You've been laid back too much.
Yes!
There we go.
Y'all ain't got to wait for me. I'm here. Mic check, one, two, one, two. Mic check, one, two, one, two. Oh, why ain't nobody waiting for me? Hold on. You been laid back too much. Yes! There we go. Y'all ain't got to wait for me.
I'm here.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Oh, man.
What's popping out there?
The bar, bar none.
The premium.
Y'all know the vibes.
The standard.
Shout out to all the ladies out there.
Ow!
All right.
Shout out to all the subgroups out there.
What's poppin'?
All boroughs, all boroughs.
Big Jersey, big Jersey.
Ain't nobody locked up right now.
Hold your hand.
Free the wave while we at it.
Doing this for the lovers out there.
It was Valentine's Day.
Triggers can't fuck my Valentine's playlist, man.
It's cool.
We'll talk about it.
Anybody went out?
Went out for dinner?
Did a little something?
What y'all do? A little something.
A little something, yeah.
You always want to be like the holiday contrarian.
I don't want to be anything.
You do.
He is the holiday contrarian.
You are the holiday contrarian.
You're the Grinch.
This is crazy.
I don't celebrate that.
I won't eat.
I won't eat on Valentine's Day.
I won't eat on Valentine's Day. That's not the way I see it
That's a chapter wherever you might be listening from
Anybody on their way to work right now
Everybody up, getting the kids ready for school right now
Whenever you're with me
People always talking about
Reputations
I don't care about no fun or girls
Just be
Yeah, next year is 10 years.
Yeah?
Crazy.
Oh, Strip is an escort to the election.
Woo!
Strip is an escort to the election.
I'm letting you know now.
Hey, it's after Valentine's Day, so we good.
It's happening.
We could go crazy.
Yeah, for sure.
I don't care what you do to me.
Just be good to me.
All right, we just.
I thought that was the Soak the Shocker version.
The what?
Oh, I didn't.
Did you say Soak the Shocker right to shocker your dog. Wait, what?
Go money. Oh, he's not just looks like a boy. He just dissed me over the Tupac version
They gonna bring up silk the shocking and destiny's child No, I'm not a daddy. Miss Parks. Miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, Miss Parks.
Miss Parks!
You're ice and ish.
New.
Flip, baby.
Mow, mow.
Rockabye, baby.
Yo, that was crazy.
That was it, yo.
700!
Yeah!
Come on, baby. That's right. Come on, man. Come on.
That's right.
Come on, man.
We are here.
Welcome to episode 700 of this thing.
God damn it.
700.
That's a major.
That's a lot of fucking episodes.
Yeah.
It is.
And if you count the Patreons.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
Oh.
Up, up.
Episode 3,000.
97. A lot of episodes.
Welcome to episode 700 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host,
Joe Budden, here with some amazing people.
The beautiful Melissa Ford is here.
Big Flip in the building.
Ish is here. Ice is here. Parks is here. Poe is here.
Erickson is here. How's everybody doing?
Feeling great.
Feeling great.
Come on, give it to me.
Give it to me.
How was everyone's Valentine's Day?
So much love.
So much love.
Come on.
I'm still full of love.
Come on.
Every day is Valentine's Day, but even more on Valentine's Day.
Absolutely.
Love has just been in the air for so long,
and it just...
Oh, man.
I ain't doing nothing.
Damn.
I was working.
I was working.
But you didn't take a day off for your wifey?
No, but you have to leave things around
and put things together.
She went home to a nice surprise,
so she had to put it together.
You made her work.
You got some Ikea shit?
Yeah, I'm romantic, nigga.
I may not look romantic, but I am.
There you go.
I had to Google a couple of shit over the years.
Google, you know, but nah, yeah.
You make a skit for her or something?
No.
Oh.
Yo, that's my boy.
You got Brian McKnight.
You got Brian McKnight jump out the cake.
It's on.
No, no, no, no, no.
Some red boxer briefs
naked in the rain.
A rose in his mouth and shit.
Doing some stupid shit.
Oh, man.
Getting arrested.
On Valentine's Day, right?
Bell me out, baby.
My heart burns for you.
You set yourself on fire, yo.
This nigga's a nutcase. You got it, bro. Valentine's Day on fire, yo. This thing is a nutcase.
You got it, bro.
Valentine Day was nice, though.
Enough about me.
How was y'all's?
Y'all was good?
I was good, man.
Mine was quiet.
I mean, we didn't have the actual day.
I had to pick my daughter from school,
so we did a morning thing.
Nice.
Morning and like an early brunch type of shit.
It was Valentine's breakfast.
Yeah, it had to. It had to. Got to make it work. Make it work. Got to balance of shit. Valentine's breakfast. Yeah, you had to.
You had to.
Got to make it work.
Make it work.
Got to balance it out.
Mine was quick.
My wife picked out a nice restaurant in the city to go to.
I was excited.
Got the nice fancy Uber into the city, playing Frank Sinatra.
It's beautiful, romantic.
Oh, that's nice.
Okay.
It was absolutely amazing.
Then we get to the restaurant.
It's packed.
Beautiful restaurant.
In and out in about 40 minutes.
Wait, how?
Right back home.
What you mean?
Wait, how?
Because the restaurants are so busy on Valentine's Day, they're trying to get people in and out.
Oh, yeah.
So we fell victim.
Yeah, they turned us right over, got us right back on the streets.
They're like, damn.
Wait.
Okay.
That makes sense.
They had a preset menu? No. Because a lot of them do that, too. Yeah, a lot of them do that, too. That makes like, damn. Wait. Okay. That makes sense. They had a preset menu?
No.
Because a lot of them do that too.
Yeah, a lot of them do that too.
That makes sense though.
Yo, we got to get you niggas out of here.
Yeah.
Ain't no sitting around congregating gold.
Yeah.
We got more coming.
So it was great food, great night, but it was just like, okay.
It was actually kind of nice in a way because I was home by nine o'clock.
We smoked a nice doobie and took it down.
Cute.
That sounds like a nice night.
It was kind of nice.
Nice night.
It was weird because we got dressed up,
took a nice car, all that shit,
beautiful, romantic, skyline, all that shit,
and then home in an hour and a half.
Spent more time
in the car than the restaurant.
I think we
closed the shit down, I think.
Yeah, we was there for a while.
But more of the same.
Reservation reservation late night
it was cool just quick little dinner
what I was shocked to see was
cause all the couples were out
so many women
just without even asking
their partner just
grabbed a fork and leaned over
and started eating they dudes
food that's right, look at that.
Regular shit.
That's every day.
But they did that shit like it was.
And the dude just.
That's women right.
Yeah.
That's how they treat that.
What you going to say?
What's yours is mine.
What's mine is yours.
No, no, no.
I know that that happens.
I was shocked to see it happen in unison like that.
It happened in concert.
See, I play it smart.
My wife's got a shellfish allergy.
The shellfish pasta is all mine.
Yo, you might really need to write a book.
Yo, that's breezy, yo.
He got us in the half, and she don't touch his plate?
I was sitting there and staring at you.
Hey, yo, that's grimy.
Yo, that's grimy. That's grimy.
Yeah, let me go ahead and get some double the clams.
That's funny, though.
I got a really beautiful flower delivery that morning,
and then I went to a fancy Japanese restaurant
in the Upper East Side.
There we go.
They didn't kick us out, though.
They were cheesy.
That's nice.
That sounds malish.
Yeah.
That was count.
That was count.
A little hibachi?
No.
No, no, no.
Not one of those.
You'll catch the shrimp.
A little bit more like
Chef's...
Happy Valentine's Day.
Make a heart.
He tried to play you.
No, I know.
I know.
I caught that. The heartbeat. He trying to play you. No, I know. I know. I caught that.
The heartbeat.
He put his hand in the fire.
The onion volcano.
Yeah, no, that was not happening on my Valentine's Day.
No, no, no.
Yo, what year did everybody just start shitting on hibachi?
I don't know.
I like hibachi.
I still like the hibachi.
I go this weekend.
Fuck y'all.
Nah, that shit was fly when we was young.
That shit still fly.
That shit was fly.
I'm not catching no zucchinis, though.
Yo, fam.
It's like the food brunch boot.
The what?
Yeah.
It's like the brunch boot of food.
Like, it should still be okay, but it's not.
Hibachi's fire.
Hibachi's fire.
You just got to not go to Benihana.
You can't brag about it. Why? Why what? Nigga, hibachi's fire. Hibachi's fire. You just got to not go to Benihana. You can't brag about it.
Why?
Why what?
Nigga, Hibachi's fire, nigga.
Get out your Elita's bag.
Hibachi's fire.
You eat Starburst, nigga.
You eat now or later.
I just said ain't nothing wrong with it.
You can't be bragging like that.
What's wrong with it?
What?
It's regular food.
It's not regular.
When we was like 23, 24, you took a chick to Benihana's like that was saying something.
Yes, that's back in your days.
Yeah.
Nigga, that shit is a step up from-
We're older than them.
And so what?
What if we like fucking hibachi?
I just said there's nothing wrong with it.
You take a chick there, it's saying something.
I'm not trying to say something. Man, I was in my 20s. I took a bitch to hibachi. I just said there's nothing wrong with it. You take a chick there and say something. I'm not trying to say something.
Man, I was in my 20s.
I took a bitch to hibachi.
That nigga started throwing broccoli in her mouth and all that type of shit.
That's hibachi.
That almost squirted inside me.
No, nigga.
This is my last time at this establishment.
Your girl opened her mouth for the broccoli?
Yeah.
Yeah, she ate that.
She caught it.
Caught it like a chick.
Hibachi.
That nigga's dating Flipper. Yo, that's crude. Yo. Hey it like a chip. Hibachi.
I think it was Dayton Flipper.
Yo, that's crazy.
Yo.
Hey, Flipper, don't do that.
Yeah, man.
Fam.
All right.
It's cool.
Where do you get hibachi from? They have to have an upscale hibachi, though.
It's a bunch of spots.
It is a bunch of spots.
It's a bunch of spots.
Like I said, just stay away from Benihana.
Back in the day, Benihana was it.
That was it.
Girls used to brag.
Like, girl, he took me to Benihana.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
What's Red Lobster? Damn. That's a fact. That's a fact.
That's Red Lobster.
Damn.
It's not Red Lobster.
It's not Red Lobster.
But.
It is.
It is.
It is. What are we talking about?
I'm not trying to shit on Red Lobster or Benny Hanna.
I don't see nothing wrong with Red Lobster.
So, you know where I stand.
That's a damn shame I have to leave you here.
And the owner of Red Lobster Went against Jim Crow laws
When it was founded
That's great
You've been watching TikToks
So we still have to support
Red Lobster
Don't worry I'm still
Blacks like the cheddar biscuits
Yeah
That ain't
In this room
Did you see blacks
That was definitely racist
Black history month too
Blacks like to
Shatter biscuits
I don't think you can say that
I don't know man
Okay
He's walking a line
Of what line?
Something
Oh shit
He's doubling down on it
It's crazy
Is you that new barber?
Can you get one?
If I wanted to
Oh shit
You didn't get it long though Shots fired I think I fucked you up Where? If I wanted to. Oh, shit.
Wow.
Shots fired.
I think I fucked you up.
Where?
You did.
I got you.
He fucked you up.
Okay.
This is the same barber?
He was in a rush.
He did something different today.
Did he give you the Travis Kelsey?
No, I'm kidding. The nigga was in a rush today.
Or were you in a rush?
Did you get it this morning or last night?
Aki.
The time changes.
I want everybody to remember this day.
That's all I'm going to say.
All of you niggas that came in here with some misfit shit before,
I'm going to tear y'all niggas up.
And you told me the other day, dude.
I did.
You got it.
I ain't going to say a word.
We don't expect you to tell me that.
We can come in here like that, nigga.
All right.
Come on.
OK.
We not white-skinned, so it don't show as much.
Oh, you was the nigga that tried to talk to me.
Yeah, that's what it is.
That's your show.
You are lighter than us, so it shows this.
It shows.
That's all.
The red?
No, he look like he put a curling iron on your shit.
He look like he tried to burn the shit out of you.
So that nigga let the clipper cool off, man.
So listen, we got a lot of freaky shit to get to.
We do.
We have a special Valentine's Day freaky shit to get to. We do. We have a special
Valentine's Day
freaky deaky episode
for y'all.
Yeah.
All these niggas are freaks.
Everybody was wild this week.
Everyone.
Yeah, it's all horny news.
That's it.
That's it.
What are we starting with?
I'm tired of getting on Twitter
and accidentally maybe seeing
one of my favorite
rapper's body parts.
Like, it's not fun anymore man oh man well y'all want
to start with so you saw the last one i did
and i saw your commentaries. I ain't skipping that. All right.
You flipped at the review?
Yes.
Wait.
I did.
On what?
I forgot I said that.
But I did.
Wait, what did he review?
I said that to my drink, right?
Please don't say it.
Please don't say it here.
So why did you bring it up?
No, I got to know now.
Don't bring it up, man.
You like that shit?
How many mics you gave him? I ain't, I got to go. No, no. Don't bring it up, man. Why you like that shit? I ain't reviewing no niggas. Nah.
How many mics you gave him?
I ain't giving no mics, man.
Oh, okay.
What did you say?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Please tell me you ain't doing a yoke review on a nigga meat.
Everybody calm down.
Let's relax.
You're lying.
No, you're dead, yo.
You're lying.
He did that.
No, he did, man. I don't He did that. No, he did, man.
I don't understand.
These new niggas are crazy.
Nigga, you watched it, nigga.
Watched what?
Your review?
You freak-ass nigga.
You watched it.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, I did not.
All right.
No, I did not.
Don't put me in your mix.
No, you put yourself in the mix.
This is your mix.
You are a freak, nigga.
You are a real fan
of that nigga, boy.
I'm not.
So you can review
from a unbiased standpoint.
I was crossing.
What are you talking about?
So you was objective
in your review.
I was objective.
I wasn't hanging.
I was objective.
And it was girls
in the building.
So you had to put respect on the light-skinned nigga name. Period. I wasn't hanging. I was objective. And it was girls in the building.
So you had to put respect on the light-skinned nigga name.
Period.
What?
Yo, what?
What's going on, yo?
We need more clarification.
Please.
I don't want to talk about it no more.
You see what you brought up?
Respect on his name?
Got to put respect on it. What was the review?
Is it a game or a pin game?
What are you talking about?
Good one.
Yo, you sound...
Yo, yo.
Yeah, these new niggas.
That's what I'm telling you.
What is the comment?
You know what's...
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I don't want to know the comment so bad.
You know what's wrong with you old niggas?
What's that?
I ain't looking at a nigga meat and putting it on a public spectacle broadcast?
You don't know how to let it go.
You got to let shit go.
I heard you.
We heard it.
Respect.
Let's move forward.
Our favorite rappers
are being
revenge porn victims.
Let's talk about that.
Not what I said.
And our favorite podcaster
jumped on there
to give a review
of the nigga's monkey.
Pause.
No pause.
It's not a pause because you did it.
I couldn't believe that.
I couldn't believe my eyes.
Yo, you got anything to say?
Not at all.
You got to call Webber Nitty, yo.
You got to call Webber Nitty, man.
Don't even say Webber Nitty's name in this.
You need to be reprimanded.
You won't bring that up again, would you?
You need to be reprimanded.
All right, let's move forward.
Okay.
Damn it.
So we're never going to find out what the comment or the review was.
No, you're going to see it.
It's still there.
You still left it up?
It's out there?
Did you do it like by yourself with the ring light?
No.
Okay.
Wait, wait.
You left a comment or made a video?
Or you did the black and white shit like the camera response.
You made a video? I did the black and white shit like the camera responds. You made a video?
I did.
About his meat?
No, no, no, no.
Yo, I'm not even.
Yo, you wild.
Can we move forward?
So, Freddie Gibbs.
Freddie Gibbs.
Are we starting with Freddie Gibbs?
Yeah, yeah.
Go there.
Freddie Gibbs was having the time of his life in a custom suit
with his beautiful girlfriend with a beautiful background.
They were taking pictures.
They were dancing.
Yeah, skyscrapers.
Yeah, it was beautiful.
It was beautiful.
And they posted it to Instagram as a symbol of their love.
That's what I'm trying to say.
And some hating ass bitch.
There's always one out there.
She like that shit.
And this is the baby moms, right?
Yeah.
It was the baby moms.
The new one?
Yeah, the new one.
The new one.
The porn girl.
Now him and her put out pictures too that were, you new one. The new one. The porn girl.
Now, him and her put out pictures, too, that were, you know, lovey-dovey.
I guess maybe that's where the hate comes from.
If you put out lovey-dovey pictures with me, I don't want to see you put out lovey-dovey pictures with next bitch. Nigga, don't look.
I'm not in a relationship with you.
I have moved on.
Go do the same.
But don't look too happy when you move on.
You can't look that happy when you move on you can't look that happy
when you move on
I was just with you
in October nigga
yeah
or whenever it was
July
so now I'm gonna put
your asshole on the internet
why are you smiling like
well I already told the internet
that I got your asshole
on my phone
he said
he said
he should have
heeded the warning
so the very next time
that you made me angry
I'm gonna to put your asshole
on the internet. I'm not agreeing with that.
It's wrong.
It's definitely wrong.
And it's hate.
But?
But what?
It sounded like you had
something else to say after that.
No, it's wrong.
It's disgusting.
I felt bad for him, but it's Valentine's Day,
so you can't let your bitter ex or bitter baby mom
ruin the vibe with you and the new love of your life.
That's true.
You can't.
Push on.
Pause.
Pause.
Oh, my God.
Disgusting ass niggas.
So the baby moms put him out in a compromising position or just it was a picture of his ass?
It was him.
I didn't examine it.
Like the one I saw was kind of blurred.
Let's go to our resident rapper, Private Parks Review Man.
Yeah, word.
Watch your mouths.
Watch your mouths.
That's not true.
But.
You got the nerve to pause shit like Frank.
Right.
And then do dick reviews.
Nigga, you play about a gay character, nigga.
Stop playing with me on here, nigga.
You play a gay character, nigga.
You fucking put your foot in the pool and pull it out.
All the time, nigga.
You teeter the line for real.
Stop playing.
Leave me alone.
Now, Freddie Gibbsbs his girl violated
him his baby moms and did you give me eight
yo Put the card up We got another Yo Put the card up yo
Hey yo
Fruit by the foot
Stop
Yeah
Stop
Yeah
Yeah
Fuck out of here
Fruit roll up
Stop it
At the same time
I don't know anything about you
But this is a broadcast
And the people want to hear it
Freddie Gibbs girl
Baby mother did that
And it's wrong
That's true
She needs to be
Under the prison
She does
Revenge porn
Cause if it was
The other way around,
we would be hanging, figuratively, the man.
That's not right what she did.
You're right.
She violated him.
And I feel like she's getting a pass.
He looked too happy.
So what?
You can't look that happy.
You can't look that happy.
You know you can't look.
Come on.
Come on, you know you can't look that happy.
That's the truth. He ain't lying. You can't look that happy. You can't look that happy. You know you can't look. Come on. Come on. You know you can't look that happy. That's the truth.
He ain't lying.
You can't look happy.
So you got to take whatever come with it because you look too happy?
You know you can't.
I want him to answer that.
You don't have a choice in the matter.
You do have a choice.
What's his choice?
Press charges.
Okay.
He should definitely press charges.
Yeah.
That is his choice.
What's the charge?
Revenge porn is a charge now.
Nigga, you go to jail for that. It is.
Your asshole is porn.
Revenge porn is...
What the fuck is he talking about?
Unfortunately, it's not a felony. It's a misdemeanor.
Unfortunately.
I'm saying, he should
press charges. Just like any woman
who's a recipient of that. Anybody who but I'm saying he should press charges. Just like any woman who's a
recipient of that. Anybody who's
a recipient of that should press charges.
That's disgusting.
Yo, everybody. My attacker
is going to be out in the street in
two days. And I'm going to look like the bitch ass
nigga.
You know where Freddie Gibbs
is from? Yeah. You can't press charges
because you put your asshole on the internet.
You can't.
Teach a lesson.
Yes, you can.
Yeah, y'all, that's that macho shit.
That's that macho shit.
Fuck that.
The rules is the rules.
You want to play?
Okay, cool, let's play.
No, you shouldn't.
Because he can't retaliate.
He can't do nothing.
You shouldn't have your asshole in everybody's phone.
Oh, I'm with you.
That's one thing.
I'm with you.
That's 100%.
You should be.
That should be sacred.
Let's get to the genesis of this.
How did that even happen?
She's an adult entertainment actress.
So?
I'm pretty sure she was pretty persuasive.
I mean, but who takes pictures like that?
Are they ass?
That's what I'm saying.
Hold up, man.
I ain't going to let y'all do that.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Everybody that's been in a long-term relationship. I don't know how long
they was together. But
people that have been in long-term relationships,
you live with your girl, you're doing
stupid shit in the house, you take a picture.
Who gives a fuck? Not of your
asshole, bro. I've been with my wife for nine years and she
don't got no pictures of my asshole. I can promise
you that. That's a 6'6".
That's some free shit.
If you were normal height with your ass walking around.
That's a good point.
That is a good point.
I guess I'm not normal.
What?
You ain't never had like a bump down here?
You tell your girl to take a picture, get some shit?
That's what I'm saying.
Your girl has a compromising picture of you.
Hey, fam.
Get the tweezers and leave your phone over there.
A couple of the blogs, we we posted, they blurred it out.
But you could make what it looked like.
It wasn't just that.
It was him bending over?
In that.
Yes, my nigga.
That's why they're calling him Sprinty Kim.
What are we talking about?
The cheeks.
You got some of them in people's phones?
No.
But if I'm dating a porn star and I like to get my ass ate,
then I wouldn't, but...
You trying, though.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
Hey, does any of this matter When His new lady is
In y'all words
She's fine
One of them
She's one of them
No
But that adds to the
That adds to the jealousy
That's why she mad
Yeah that adds to the jealousy
From the ex
Yeah that's why she mad
Because Shorty's fine
His new chick is fine
She's one of the IG greats
Yeah she love your sister
What's her name?
Yo what is this? Yo, what is this?
Yo, the shit is in there.
Don't you look like your sister?
Yo, this guy's a nutcase, yo.
But no, yeah, that definitely was the motivation behind the bullshit.
You on there looking like y'all in this fly ass spot.
You got this tailor made tuxedo.
I'm going to show what else is tailor made.
Yeah.
Take that Twitter.
Fellas, be careful out there, man.
Yeah, that shit is crazy. Yeah, that's all it really is.
And you got to date down to start.
You got to date down.
Because if she wasn't one of them, you're saying, maybe she doesn't get mad.
Yes.
Don't look too happy.
maybe she doesn't get mad.
Yes.
Don't look too happy.
Don't get a girl
that looks way better
than the last girl
and if you do
you got to keep her
in the tuck for a little longer.
Yeah.
If she look better
than the last girl
you got to keep her
Yeah, you got to lay low
for a little bit.
You do.
Fuck that.
Y'all chicks need to
grow the fuck up.
Oh, that'll never happen.
Oh, please.
Oh, please. That's the It's the truth i'm with you not saying it's gonna happen but that's really what it is theory
and reality are two totally different you know what you know what change shit when consequences
start happening when you motherfuckers start getting in trouble for the shit you up when you
do this bullshit all right well maybe not can't do that. You can't. Ain't nobody got no pictures, but just let it happen.
I'm going to show you
how to handle it.
Ice from the JPP,
Sue's baby mama.
Yo, I mean, Sue's girlfriend.
What you going to do?
That.
Mel, tell the women out there
how wrong this is.
It's so wrong.
Yo, what?
What was that face? Wow, what was that face?
Wow,
Mel.
I'm disappointed,
man.
I'm going to hold you.
I'm fucking with you.
I'm fucking with you.
No,
I would never do something like that.
Personally,
I would never do
something like that.
Do you believe me?
No.
Really?
I don't see Mel doing that.
I wouldn't do something like that.
Not putting it on the internet,
but she might be sending it out.
It might be in the girl chat.
Yeah.
Oh, it was in the group chat
when y'all was on good terms.
Girl, look at this nigga.
Yes, you was.
You don't got your man spreading it
in the group chat
when y'all on good terms.
On bad terms, that's emo.
You can't make excuses for that.
At all.
Even if we try in our mind
to make excuses,
the nigga had his cheeks spread.
That's it.
Nigga, whatever.
I don't.
I mean, Joe.
He still smoked that Kanye album.
He did.
He did.
He's a great rapper.
He's on a hell of a run.
Yeah?
Yes.
But he need to run from that picture.
Listen, at the same time.
He replied and he fed into it laughing.
Like, he ain't bothered by this shit.
I wouldn't be.
If I were him, I wouldn't. if i were him i wouldn't what could
he do can't do nothing you can't do nothing you can still it could still he could be bothered and
act like he ain't bothered on online yeah you gotta joke through it you gotta joke through it
god joke through yeah but that's good enough because what she wants to do is to get you
what to get you high so now if i show i'm not bothered even if i am you don't get to see that's
true you didn't succeed in your little plan that's all she wanted
to ruin his valentine's day
thousand percent
alright check this out
now we really happy
over here look
even if I'm really
stressed over here
yeah I might have went
and bought something special
for shorty after that
yeah
I have a whole new
Instagram post today
your shit just backfired
now you even more sick
Sean Evans
from Hot Wings
great opening
great club
was dating a woman I don't know her name but they started dating and I want to say October Sean Evans from Hot Wings. Great opening, great club.
Was dating a woman.
I don't know her name.
But they started dating in, I want to say, October.
Went public at the Super Bowl, but went public per her socials, not his.
She's an adult actress, I believe. Yes, she's an adult entertainer, yes.
And then they broke up.
Real quick.
I saw the news that they were dating two days before.
And then yesterday I saw they've broken up.
Fire got a little hot.
And then Adam 22 had a nasty tweet that said,
Congrats, Sean.
Her pussy is fire.
How do y'all respond if somebody said something like that to you?
Is that what he said?
That's what he said.
Oh, I saw a different one.
Which is all your fault.
He must have put
a few of them up.
He's been supposed
to end this thing, man.
Now we got to keep
dealing with this.
Look, every other month
is something with this guy, man.
Come on.
Anyway.
What tweet did you see?
I'm going to bring his name
up in every interview.
Shut up, son.
This bitch ass nigga
is going to tell her
I'm supposed to end him. It's your fault. Oh, man. Anyway. What tweet did you see? I bring J name up in every interview. Shut up, son. This bitch ass nigga going to tell her I'm supposed to end him.
It's your fault.
Oh, man.
Anyway.
What tweet did you see?
I didn't see that one.
I saw a different one.
I forgot what he said.
I ain't put it in my mental Rolodex.
I didn't see that shit that Joe said, though.
Because now he deserve.
Well, that's what he said.
Then they broke up.
Grand opening opening grand closing
that's the story
that's interesting
do you think
I mean if they've been
dating that long
I was gonna say
do you think he knew
her history
yes
but he had to know
he's in the entertainment
business
yeah he's in the business
he knew exactly
who she was
so I don't
but what that mean
wait hold up
nah because if you know
yes I'm dating I'm dating this adult actress But what that mean? Wait, hold up. No, because if you know.
Yes, I'm dating this adult actress.
I think I know what she's into and what she's done.
Even if I don't ask.
It's implied.
It's assumed.
Now we go public.
Well, you take us public.
I was still hiding.
And now all of the public outcry is whatever it is,
and maybe I can't deal with that.
Mm-hmm.
Like, why do y'all think that because someone knows someone's history that that means they should be able to deal with the storm when it comes?
I was about to ask you anything specific that popped up
because I can't really make an assessment
because I'll try to put myself in his shoes.
I don't think that people really knew much about Sean
outside of just what he does in entertainment.
The show Hot Ones is super popular.
I don't think anybody really knew anybody
that was a part of his dating history.
And so all of a sudden we now, it's like,
oh, adult entertainment.
So you have this perception of who you think somebody is
in the public eye and then who you see them dating.
Then that might help to change their perception of you.
And I think that might've been what his issue was
in wanting to keep it quiet.
And it's just an assumption.
It's possible.
Why do y'all always make it go public
when we're trying to keep it quiet? I know you're you're not fucking talking to me i am the most secretive
bitch on the fucking planet nobody ever knows who the fuck i am dating so i can't i can't answer for
that i'm not the woman who wants to broadcast from every fucking platform oh guess who i'm dating look
that's not me that's never been so i can't really speak to why a woman would do something like that
she might be forcing his hand like why the fuck we hiding we've been dating since october you're
whispering sweet nothing's in my ear i'm fucking you like 50 ways seven different ways to sunday
why are we still hiding what are you ashamed of me that might be a reason why she did what she did
i just hope and if you want to be if you want to be the beneficiary of all my fucking talents
as an adult entertainment actress,
why do we have to be in the closet?
Why do we have to be hiding?
Why?
That might be what
she's thinking to herself.
Okay.
Wow.
Whoa.
Oh, shit.
Whoa.
That was a lot.
You all right?
I'm good.
It's in reverse.
Did I hit a nerve?
What the fuck? No, not at all. Did the guys expose? good. It's in reverse with you, though. Did I hit a nerve? What the fuck?
No, not at all.
Did the guys expose?
No.
What do you think about that, Ish?
Yeah.
I think that's bullshit.
Of course you would, your man.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's not.
No, I think.
Stay out of it or she's going to piss me off.
I think that your insecurity is speaking louder.
What the fuck do you care about the public knowing about our relationship
if I'm professing my love
and showing you behind closed doors what we got?
Now that they went public
and now she's sitting on her dumb ass alone by herself.
I think that's whack.
Which part?
All of it.
He has an AR-15 and he's fully loaded and he's firing.
What are we talking about?
Why?
People's business is...
He's going crazy. Show business is not your business. Like, firing. What are we talking about? Why? People's business is... He's going crazy.
Show business is not
your business.
Like, what the fuck
is you talking about?
Just because I don't push you
to the forefront
for the world to see,
that don't mean that
what we got behind
closed doors is not ours.
I'm the motherfucker who...
When the public
get in your business,
that's when these
relationships fail,
i.e. theirs.
So if she would've
shut the fuck up,
if that was her stance,
if she would've shut the fuck up if that was her stance if she would have
shut the fuck up
and been happy
and been in love
with this man
who gives a fuck
with the public things
they would still be
in a relationship
but their relationship
didn't fail
he fucking quit it
he just dumped her
over the phone too
yeah
he fucking dumped her
because he didn't like
he didn't like her action
there was no talk
there was no discussion
there was no assumption
there's no
but it seems like there was no discussion like okay relationship over no conversation so whatever they've been
building for the last several months didn't warrant a fucking discussion i don't know about
that that's not from october look again that's her you don't you don't you don't like any sense
of fucking accountability when it comes to shit like this okay yeah somebody you know how many
personal attacks are you gonna throw in this very normal conversation?
No, no, no, no.
But this is the cool part.
The cool part is
maybe the shit that she was doing,
he discussed with her in October or November
and told her to stop
and she didn't.
So now I need to discuss now
to get the fuck out of here.
Because basically,
everybody seemed to find out
about this relationship
when it was discovered
around Super Bowl time.
Because she exposed it.
Anybody that's private
and when the partner
or the person you fuck with
exposed it,
it's an automatic turn off.
There's no conversation,
especially if you know
that's how I am.
And if they might have
had that conversation before.
Yeah, if you know I'm like that,
I'm not talking to you.
Now I'm breaking up with you
over the phone,
you get that disrespect.
No conversation.
Okay, again,
I'm from the standpoint
of somebody who keeps
my relationships quiet.
And I have had
guys who are like why aren't you telling people about us and i'm just like i've made it clear
that that is not a thing that i do so so now when they take so now when they take y'all public all
across their socials are you turned off yeah i am all right so don't say it's only a man thing then
oh i was fucking with you i was just just, I was poking the bear. Okay.
Back down.
It's easy to see when you look at me.
If you look closely.
It's that easy, though.
Go back down.
Everywhere I go, both holes for toes.
East side, west side, we all hold that back down.
I ain't gonna tell nobody you pussy.
I ain't gonna tell nobody you pussy. I ain't gonna tell nobody you getting started. Damn it.
Ha!
Yeah.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
Oh, man.
Nigga back down for real.
Oh, boy.
Yo, yo.
Stupid son.
Let's just pray that Sean keptept his Butthole off her phone
You never know
What Sean was doing
No but I
I respect what he did
I respect what he did
You have to respect
People's boundaries
You have to
And then now you got
Niggas
You know he probably
Watch you know
He's on YouTube
Popping
You probably watch Adam
Adam saying that shit
Nobody wanna read that
Even if you know
Your girl was a
Thought back in the days
I don't want to see it
and a lot of niggas
when they go in situations
that's why they ask you
let me know
it may sound crazy
it's not policing
but let me know
what's going on
tell me what you got into
so when it comes out
I'm prepared
yeah but hold up
hold up hold up
cause there's levels to that
we ain't gonna keep saying
adult entertainer
like everybody just knows
what that entails.
Yeah.
If Sean thought that Shorty was an adult actress, right,
that don't mean that he knew that Shorty did a scene with Adam 22.
Hmm.
It's a fact.
True.
That's a fact.
So now you got the likes of Adam 22.
But tweeting. you got the likes of L32. Tweeting.
Like, I was down to date
a porn star.
True.
I was not down to date
a porn star
that fucks
L32.
That don't even say
porn star to me.
That say like
garage slut.
Oh, no. God damn. That say like garage slut. Oh, no.
God damn.
That say like, and what we have to do as a society is stop calling everybody a porn star.
Yeah.
Because they not all porn stars because you've been in a couple pornos.
I was calling her adult entertainment actress.
You get what I'm saying?
No, they be like, oh, yo, she a porn star.
No, she not a star.
I know some of the stars.
She ain't one of them. She's just a porn. What's her name? She's just a porn. Do, she not a star. I know some of the stars. She ain't one of them, nigga.
She's just a porn.
What's her name?
She's just a porn.
Do you know who she is?
I'm not saying the lady's name, but I just looked at her.
She ain't recognizable to me.
So I'm just saying, just because you've been in a couple movies
whopping people off, that don't mean that you a star.
You ain't the Denzel or this shit.
Oh, shit.
Maybe she was in one of Adam movies with his wife.
She probably was. A little bit. Yeah, I'm not. Bitch, get out. Get out of this shit. Oh, shit. Maybe she was in one of Adam movies with his wife. She probably was.
A little bit.
Yeah, I'm not.
Bitch, get out.
Get out of my house.
But you know what?
Why, nigga?
Hey, yo, why?
You know I ain't playing.
I'm dead the fuck ass.
Let me find out.
No, ma.
I thought you was like here with it.
I thought you was like doing your thing.
What does that say about the character
of a nigga that do that, though, right?
Do what?
A nigga that won't say nothing. The footage is not out, but if he see you fuck with a
bitch or fuck with a girl, he exposes everything.
Goofy.com.
Online.
I don't like that.
Goofy.com.
I know niggas that do that.
That's corny.
It is.
OD.
And they are clowns.
Nigga, because if I would have saw it before, before I got serious with this young lady,
you giving me an option, giving me a choice.
Now I'm serious, nigga. We holding giving me an option giving me a choice now I'm serious
nigga we holding hands
she exposed
we at the Super Bowl
you exposed that
that my bitch might have
been in your bed
with your wife
and her pussy good
nah
nah she been on the floor
of the Knicks
a whole lot
over the last
eight years
that's like a life
a lifetime goal of mine
is to just
live in a way
to make sure
I'm never
Eskimo Brothers
with Adam 22 that would be way to make sure I'm never Eskimo Brothers with Adam 22.
That would be enough to make me, yeah.
You might be, son.
I'd go home and fucking take a bath in Comet.
Peroxide that shit off of me.
Ew.
Ew.
Nigga's an idiot.
Ew. Anyway. I don't know. No, for me. Ew. Ew. Nigga's an idiot. Ew.
Anyway.
Never know.
No, I know.
Today.
Right this second.
Nah.
Yeah, nah.
I have a firm belief.
A confident belief.
Ew.
I like escorts.
No.
No.
I didn't get.
That wasn't my.
That's not where I did my runs.
Gotcha.
Okay.
That's not where I did my big one at.
Now, if he fucking ****, yeah, maybe.
Write that down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Please.
Or, I didn't know you was going to jump in the name game.
It's 700, nigga.
See, but that's my point about levels.
That's my point about levels.
Are we taping?
Yeah.
Yeah, nigga. Yeah, they good.
She would never.
I don't know.
Adam.
Hi.
Hi.
He got.
Hi.
Please.
Please.
We talking to too much
cold, but hi.
You disagree?
Hi.
It don't matter,
but money talks.
I'm just saying,
money talks.
We have to talk about
things.
True, true, true.
Money talks.
Come on, what else?
What other freaky deaky shit we got into?
We got our girl, your girl,
Rachel Dolezal.
How do you say it?
Dolezal?
Dolezal.
Formally known as.
Formally known, excuse me.
Yeah, because she rebranded.
She did.
What?
Became a teacher.
Became a teacher and they found that OnlyFans.
Hold up, Tell me.
Apparently, the name she was going through,
I'm going to try and pronounce this,
and forgive me if I butcher it, but Nkechi Diallo?
Nkechi Amare Diallo.
That was her porn name?
No.
That was her new teacher name.
This is the white lady that was black.
President of that N president of that.
She identified as a black woman, even though both of her parents were biologically white.
She identified, though.
Yeah.
Respect.
She was braiding black girls' hair.
She was making a living after she got fired braiding hair.
All that shit.
Seriously.
She came back with the African name?
As a teacher.
As a teacher.
And jumped on OnlyFans. Did she use the African name or the Rachel name? Or another name? As a teacher. As a rebrand. And jumped on OnlyFans.
Did she use the African name or the Rachel name?
Or another name?
That's a good one. You could get braided two ways.
Damn, that's
gangster, yo. Are you done
reading this? I was just looking at the
pictures. They fired her because she got
caught with the OnlyFans as a teacher.
Can't do that.
I think that's horrible, but...
You're the first person I thought of
when I saw her picture.
Me too, actually.
I said, oh, shit.
She's watching that body underneath.
Oh, shit.
Wait, who knew?
Wait, you subscribed?
No.
Where you seeing the pictures at?
It's on the theater's post.
Well, they got one picture.
How she look?
No.
That thing was sick?
No, I mean, her body was kind of bodying.
Yeah, it should be.
It should be her.
No, you'll be.
All right.
Show the picture.
The first thing you thought about was me.
I ain't going to hold you.
I said, this is.
You know, fam, we know.
We do that.
No, this ain't really.
This is ISIS more than mine. Fam, you know, fam, we know, we do that. This is, no, this ain't really, this is ISIS more than mine.
Fam, you would be.
Maybe you're not kicking her out of bed for eating crackers.
I don't know.
Yeah.
That ain't my bag right there.
Yo, you, anyway.
Y'all could be changing bags too much.
My bags stay the same.
Chelsea Handler,
Jeannie Buss, Rachel
Delioje. That's what I did.
It's right there.
It is.
I ain't mad at all.
Although he said he liked Martha Stewart.
It's alright.
I ain't gonna say that.
Tighten Martha up a little bit.
I would tighten Martha up.
I told you about that.
Yo, do you think that's cool to get fired because you are OnlyFans?
Yes.
Yes.
You can't teach my kids and be popping it open on the internet for 20 bucks a month.
Really?
Every single teacher has gotten dismissed who's been discovered to have an OnlyFans page.
Yeah.
Some of them ran up afterwards.
I think it's part of the morality contract.
Part of the contract or some shit.
It is part of the teacher contract.
You don't agree with that.
I do agree with that.
Really?
Yeah, to be a teacher,
you can't make no money.
I'm shocked that you agree with that.
I'm dead ass.
I'm shocked that you agree with that.
Why?
Because you're a little bit more liberal
in your way of thinking.
So I think that you could be an amazing educator
and have OnlyFans.
OnlyFans is for adults.
You get what I'm saying?
So it's almost like if you're a stripper
or you're a principal, you can't.
I mean, if you're a principal or a teacher,
you can't be a stripper.
I don't think the two...
Kids still have access to that, though.
But they shouldn't legally have access to OnlyFans.
Yeah, but if you're an adult.
I don't want...
My kids will be in there learning, not watching, seeing you Yeah, but if you don't. I don't want, my kids supposed to be in there learning,
not watching,
seeing you at home
and seeing you in person.
That's a distraction to the child.
It is.
His point is,
is that parents need to monitor their children
to the point where they are not getting on sites
where you have to be an adult.
Oh, come on.
Yeah, right.
That's his point.
Hey, dogs.
In what world does that happen?
What are we talking about, happen? What I'm saying
is this.
I don't think
that they should
have a lawsuit
on their hands.
They don't.
I don't think
they should at all.
A lot of teachers
got fired for that.
I know, I know.
They fired all
the teachers.
I'm saying
I don't necessarily
agree with.
If you have
an OnlyFans page,
that don't mean
that you can't be
an amazing teacher,
principal,
whatever the case may be. OnlyFans
should be for adults. So if I'm teaching fifth
graders, why the fuck do the fifth graders
know I got an OnlyFans?
Because they have the internet, one. But the opposite,
you could be a great teacher.
That means they don't want you having an OnlyFans.
And even if the fifth
grader don't know, the fifth grader parents
might find out. So what?
No. Nah, bro.
What if her shit hanging and she fired?
Do you want a scene outside the school?
There are teachers who are fired.
Yes, and they get fired, nigga.
You don't get fired for being a beautiful teacher.
Hold on.
We're talking about women teachers that got fired.
That sued the dog shit out of the school district.
I don't know if they won the case.
Yes, they did.
But again, my point. So you just can't be pretty and be a teacher. That's not right. That's a suit the dog shit out of the school district I don't know if they won the case. Yes, they did. But again, my point,
so you just can't be pretty
and be a teacher.
That's discrimination.
You can be pretty.
You can't have a fat ass
and be voluptuous
and be a teacher.
There's been teachers fired
for dressing a certain way.
Yes.
Exhumating that same fat ass.
We're not talking about dressing.
That's what we're talking about.
That's what I'm referring to.
That's what we're talking about.
I'm saying that.
I'm saying you can't be
on the internet
busting that thing open. You can't have only fans and be a teacher. Yeah, what we talking about. I'm saying you can't be on the internet busting that thing open.
I'm saying you can't have OnlyFans and be a teacher.
Yeah, I disagree with it.
And I thought you would have definitely been on that side.
You would want your kid's teacher to have OnlyFans?
I mean, you wouldn't mind?
You wouldn't have a problem with your kid?
I would not mind at all.
Because you'd be up there with the other kid every day.
I wouldn't mind at all.
That would be kind of lit, actually.
Yo, listen to this.
Every woman that got an OnlyFans ain't cute.
And some teachers look way better than some of these girls that got OnlyFans,
and they not on OnlyFans.
So that's saying I wouldn't want my teacher, my kid's teacher,
to just be banging like a badass body, pretty woman.
I wouldn't want my kid's teacher to be beautiful.
I agree with you.
Be beautiful and not have the...
You right.
I'm talking about what you're doing on the OnlyFans.
When they go in there and find these teachers
busting it open, nude, whatever the case may be.
No, you cannot be teaching my child.
But what if they're not?
I want to ask you a question.
That's a distraction to the school.
Real quick.
For the whole school.
It's attention that they don't want.
Forget the teacher. Real quick. For the whole school. It's attention that they don't want. Forget the teacher.
Your doctor, right?
If your doctor had OnlyFans, would that change anything?
No.
No, nothing.
I'm making more appointments.
Word.
Fuck around, nigga.
Get in a porn bag, nigga.
That's a whole time movie.
I'm talking about your male doctor.
Oh, my thigh.
Check for thyroid.
Thyroid.
Check my body. I got hemorrhoids on my thigh. Check for thyroid. Thyroid. Check my body.
I got hemorrhoids on my thigh.
Yo, you said my male doctor?
How would I know my male doctor got an OnlyFans?
Who knows?
Algorithms be crazy, man.
You never know.
Not mine.
I know some people that once they find out that you have OnlyFans or, you know, you have a side hustle, they won't utilize you no more
I think the bigger problem is why teachers
would feel like they need an OnlyFans
that's what I'm saying
is the fact that they need residual income
to pay their fucking bills like I think
that's the bigger issue so I agree with you
literally
so they can meet you over there on Cameo
and get it done
I'm just saying OnlyFans don't have to be the immediate answer.
Let me tell you something.
Junior high school and up, 6 through 12.
That's how long I've been turned out of school.
It's 9 to 12.
I'm on 6 to 10.
6 through 12, 7 through 12.
It is 6 sometimes.
It is 6 sometimes. It depends on where you at.
That whole school is going to know when the teacher has the OnlyFans.
That's going to be in every lunchroom, every group chat, every after school program.
They go home and tell their parents.
It's a distraction.
They're going to know when their classmate mama got OnlyFans too.
That's a fact.
That just came out.
That just came out.
Pamela Anderson kids That's a fact. That just came out. That's a fact. It just came out. Pamela Anderson, kids, went through a lot.
So let me ask you this.
If we're going to take it off, well, it's two things.
One, our homegirl, well, it ain't my homegirl, but we've had conversations about her before.
The artist chick, I mean, the art teacher, right?
She's voluptuous.
She is.
So you saying that she shouldn't be allowed to teach?
I think she should be allowed to teach,
but she should be cognizant of what she wears, respectfully.
And if you got a certain body type, my nigga,
not for nothing, you can't hide it.
Yeah, what does that mean?
It's a slippery slope there, Price.
It is slippery.
It is slippery.
Yeah.
What is a slippery slope?
A slippery slope is like, you know,
encouraging somebody to dress,
I don't know, like an old maiden
because she has like a banging body.
I didn't say that.
But again, certain body types, Sam, it's hard to hide.
Exactly.
Encouraging a woman to try to hide her natural physicality
is a lawsuit waiting to happen.
It is.
Not with the border.
Not with the school systems, no.
Bitch, put some clothes on.
Look proper.
If she's wearing a turtleneck
and she's wearing jeans
and she has a body like...
Those are fine.
We're not talking about that.
That's what we are talking about.
Jeans are necessarily appropriate.
No, no.
We're using an example of the teacher.
Or slacks.
The teacher had a dress on
that was fired
from teaching first grade children.
I remember with the fat ass.
She had a skirt on up to here.
That was inappropriate.
Put a fucking pants on.
You're teaching my children.
I'm not talking about her.
Okay.
I'm talking about an art teacher.
Look, I'm talking about an art teacher.
I think she's from South Jersey, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But she didn't have only pants.
No, I'm not talking.
I know.
I'm saying, but her body is crazy.
Got you.
And she was teaching kids, and the parents were in an uproar because of her body that she was teaching their children.
Oh, I got it.
So that's a God-given.
She was a distraction.
Yeah, like what are we doing here?
So we basically saying voluptuous women can't apply for certain professions?
No.
The crazy thing is like-
That is the-
We're setting a precedent for that.
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
We're talking about you can't be on OnlyFans in certain perfections.
I know the convo is going everywhere.
That's it.
You can't be on OnlyFans doing, I think that's hard.
Like what Rachel, because like you said, you can do other things on OnlyFans.
But what she was doing on OnlyFans, no, my child's teacher cannot be doing that.
Now, if she's smart, she's going to lean into the teacher thing
and get freaky over there.
That's a big genre.
Run it up. I can't believe y'all lied and said
y'all wouldn't fuck Rachel Dolan's
Instagram. Show me another picture.
From that one you wouldn't fuck her?
That ain't a good picture. I'll pop maybe
if it's a better picture, but that one ain't it.
Okay.
I just think that's horrible. I think we setting
a bad precedent.
I don't know.
These kids got credit cards.
Word.
Can't be unsubscribed
to the teacher.
They got VPNs.
They do.
Exactly.
That's their parents,
my nigga.
I'm shocked
to hear this from you.
Yeah, I'm shocked
to hear your side of that.
So let's say she was
a sex phone operator.
She can't teach her kids?
No.
That's crazy. No. That would be a little bit different because there's no visual operator. She can't teach her kids? No! No!
That would be a little bit different because there's no
visual comprehension. You can't see them. You don't know it's them.
You can't see them. I don't want y'all seeing
your teacher ass naked.
I'm surprised at you, nigga. Being a parent,
I'm surprised. I don't think teacher
should
go with sex work
anything. That's
phone sex. That's phone sex.
That's anything where you're paid to sell sexual fantasies.
No, I don't think that that
went into a teacher.
Shit, even prior to this,
it used to be a thing
like if a teacher was found out
to be stripping at night.
It used to be a big deal
if she was discovered to be stripping.
Same thing.
Just moved on the internet now.
I think that's horrible.
Do you know what kids went through?
There's a lot of stories of kids
where their parents were in adult
films and strippers and
the shit that they went through in school when the students
found out the misery that they
experienced. It's just
big in that. It's so much that comes with
a teacher being in sex work and being
a teacher. Yeah. Especially when
you start getting into middle school and high
school. Exactly. Kids
going through puberty and now your teacher's
a dull entertainer. It's not a good
combination at all.
Try not to throw that out there, but
this is right along with my theories about
you niggas that lost y'all virginity at
eight, nine, and ten.
Y'all don't see an issue with some of this
stuff.
I don't see how they correlate
But
Yeah again
I'm shocked
Cause typically on issues like this
You're a little bit more liberal
I don't
I don't want
None of my daughters teachers
On OnlyFans
What if you had sons?
Would you have the same
I think the sons is worse
I think your horny little son imagining Miss,
Miss buffet over there.
I don't think it's different.
I think that's horrible.
It's a teacher period.
Son,
daughter,
nothing.
I think.
What else we got in the,
in the freaky,
what else?
What other freaky diggy shit we got?
Oh man,
I got to tell y'all real quick.
Um,
I've come across,
this is right in
line with some freaky shit okay I've come across my first AI chick on
Instagram welcome welcome like the first that you know of yeah yeah no they
everywhere I'm 19 people yeah I was like wait wait, wait, wait. Like every, the facial expression was literally the same on like 30 to 40 pictures.
And then I'm like, okay, this is a little different.
Then I'm looking, because you know, AI can't do hands.
It always fucks the hands up.
Really?
Yeah.
Always.
AI cannot do hands.
Interesting.
Like it'll add an extra finger.
It'll be.
Really?
Yeah. Yeah. It always fucks add an extra finger. It'll be. Really? Yeah, yeah.
It always fucks.
That's how you can usually tell.
I've heard that even with, like, art, like, painting.
Like, hands is the hardest shit.
Hands is real hard.
So I'm looking.
None of her pictures show her hands.
Oh.
And ass was assing, though?
Everything was everything.
Like, I'm like, oh, shit.
And then in the bio, it says some shit like virtual girl or something.
I said, whoa, we here now?
It's a bunch of them.
That's my first time seeing them.
Did you unfollow?
Yes.
Oh, you followed them?
You got to have a video for me to look, man.
Did you have videos?
Nah.
No videos.
AIs don't be having videos, man.
The videos are coming, though.
No, yes, they do be having videos.
What, AIs?
Yes, the fuck they do.
Where?
It's a bunch of them online, bro. Yeah? Or Instagram. It's a bunch of AI pretty chicks. I ain't be having videos. What, AI? Yes, the fuck they do. Where? I just see some new shit.
It's a bunch of them online, bro.
Yeah.
Instagram is a bunch of AI pretty chicks.
I ain't see no videos.
That shit is crazy.
They got the video shit where you can type the shit in now and it'll make it look like
you're walking down the street.
Bro.
Oh, yeah, please.
Them bitches are jogging in the park.
Oh, no, we out of here now.
They done got me every time.
What?
They working out.
They doing all types of shit.
They doing squats with the weights.
Yo, that's crazy, son.
I don't think there's anything to stop it.
Pretty soon.
They got some shit that just dropped.
Shorty's going to be out of business.
It's called Sora, S-O-R-A.
And it's the text prompt that you can literally just type in what you want to see,
and the AI will create an entire video around it.
Bro, we are done.
Yeah.
Now you're not going to be able to know what's real or what's fake.
When I open up my computer, they be, what's the shit?
The chat GBT got a visual component to it.
Yeah, that's this.
That's the story.
Yeah, so the shit, I'll say, they'll give an example
like Armand
had a polar bear
and it was like
cool polar bear
DJing at a party
and the shit created
all,
it's like four or five
different things.
Your algorithms are crazy.
No, this is on my computer,
like on my actual computer,
not on a social media shit
and they had a DJ,
a polar bear
with some headphones on
behind some turntables DJing.
And you could use it for artwork.
Like you could put that shit on a t-shirt,
you could put that shit on a, you know what I'm saying?
Like that shit is crazy. Yeah, that's crazy for that.
Where it's like, okay, oh, a polar bear DJ.
We know that's not real.
What if I type some shit that could really happen
and now I got a video of some shit
and it's like, it's completely fake though.
Nah, I did it. I did it. I'll show you. This shit is crazy's like it's completely fake though nah I did it
I did it
I'll show you
this shit is crazy
that shit fucked me up
what did you do?
did you try to create any porn?
any porn scenes?
I did some shit
with
I was trying to create
a t-shirt
and you know
with the big library
so I typed in
librarian
a cool male librarian
da da da da
to try to get a
a photo.
Did a picture of you come out?
No, but it was a black dude.
If you come in here with half of your face.
On the book.
The page master.
And half of your face as a bookshelf, we're going to square off.
We might jump you.
You got the muffin.
We let you do the muffin, though.
We might jump you. Is that what? I hope he's you. We let you do the muffin, though. We might jump you.
We might jump you.
Is that what?
I hope he's fire.
Thank you, sir.
You're welcome, sir.
But no, that shit could do all types of shit, yo.
That shit could do anything you want to do.
That shit is scary.
Because now it's going to just get better and better.
You know what I mean?
The tech going to get better and better.
It is. The pixels and all that shit going to get better and better.
Man, listen.
I just learned how to take a picture and press it and then make it a sticker
oh yeah
you press and hold it
that's how behind I am in the phone game
I'm way behind
I don't know what the fuck he's talking about
it's weird
you can't do it on an android
he has an iphone
got it okay so what you can do is you just click
on an image on the picture.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, and then you can copy it.
Look, episode 700.
What's with these old motherfuckers talking?
What the fuck are you going to do on your phone?
All it took was 700 episodes to sound this old.
Oh, man.
Big up to 700, man.
Come on.
Yeah! Holy shit. This old. Big up to 700, man. Come on.
Holy shit.
I've been brazen.
I'm old now.
Yeah, we here.
We here.
It's a good thing.
This shit moving too fast for me to keep up, bro.
I got other shit going on.
Tech just flying.
Tech hauling ass.
This shit is different.
Bam.
Every time I see any of these new, like that AI video shit, I'm just thinking how five,
10 years from now, shit going to be so crazy.
With all this headset shit going on, they got apps where you can text, like you're talking to, like the lonely motherfuckers, y'all not going to be lonely no more.
Like that's real.
Nah, when you got, bro, you can text.
The movie Her is coming to life.
Yes.
It's really happening, for real.
A towel, a sock, a plastic bag.
And a microwave.
And some Vaseline.
That's it.
That's it.
Warm me, mom.
No.
That's it.
That's it.
Little pee-pee time.
Little pee-pee.
You new niggas talking about lonely.
Lonely why?
I'm talking about remove the physical aspects of it.
These niggas about to be creating real relationships in their head.
Oh, that's possible.
That's what I'm talking about.
But when you got Fifi in the headset.
The Fifi worth the real relationship.
My man told me when they was locked up and the guards bust your room,
niggas getting fights over the Fifi with the guards.
Wait, what's the Fifi? Fifi is a homemade pussy. Oh, the sauce. Okay. That the niggas in in fights over the Fifi with the guards. Wait, what's the Fifi?
Fifi is a homemade pussy.
Oh, the sauce. Okay.
That the niggas in jail be making.
They say, yo, the guard touched their Fifi,
niggas be getting knocked out.
They'll let you have the bottom bunk,
you put the fucking Fifi right in the mattress of the thing,
then you get on it.
Then you in your shit with it.
Oh, y'all just crazy.
You get crazy with the Fifi going on.
Oh, that is crazy.
That's disgusting.
That's a workout.
Do what you got to do.
Oh, man.
To the latter, boy pussy.
Oh.
Hey, Fifi.
Oh, man.
This nigga is a fool, son.
Oh, shit.
Yo, niggas.
Anything else freaky we got?
That might be the end of the freaky parade.
All right.
Yeah, I might think that's the end of it.
Oh, man.
Did y'all see Drake, SZA, and Sexy Ray's video for Rich Baby Daddy?
I did.
I seen the clip.
Flip saw it.
Did you comment?
Did you comment?
Put fire emojis underneath it?
I just never want to hear another pause from him.
Nah, nah, you done.
I never want to.
You can't, you can't.
No more ayo.
None of that.
None of that.
Yes, I can.
I'm Jamaican.
I don't want to hear it.
You commenting.
Yo, you the Yod boy commenting on the nigga meat.
Yeah, no, it's over.
Hey, yo, hey, yo.
End of the video.
Hey, yo, Joe.
Joe, stop, man.
Stop. Yo. Stop. You can't go to. What? I'm telling you to stop. Hey, yo, Joe. Joe, stop, man. Stop.
Yo.
Stop.
You can't go to.
What?
I'm telling you to stop.
C-O-E, man.
It's not C-O-E.
That's C-O-E.
C-O-E.
D-O-E.
D-O-E.
D-O-E.
Dick over everything for me?
Nigga, hey, yo.
You know what's wrong with you, niggas?
D-O-E.
Hey, yo.
Hey, yo. Stop. That nigga's a pervert, niggas? D.O.E. Hey, yo.
Stop.
That nigga's a pervert, man.
We perverts.
Don't do that shit no more.
Well, I can't say that, nigga.
I almost fired this nigga.
This nigga's crazy.
Well, I can't say that.
You can't, yo.
Stop listening to me on other platforms, nigga.
Stop listening to me.
No, no, no.
Don't look to the board.
Don't try to navigate.
Don't try to fucking segue.
Let's stay right here.
You need to stop.
I'm your guy.
Chill.
You heard me say something about a nigga that was pause worthy.
That's it.
Let's move on.
We all deserve a pause moment, nigga.
This nigga do pause shit all the time.
No, that's a stop.
Fuck you talking about.
That ain't even a pause.
That's a stop.
I'm shouting niggas out.
I'm shouting niggas out.
That is flagrant, bro.
What?
Y'all didn't even hear it.
I don't need to.
I don't care.
I can only imagine.
I bet you smiling when talking about it is enough.
I'll play with you.
Please don't.
If I play it, it's much worse.
So we trying to do you justice right now because you our man and we love you.
Look at Mel.
Mel, like, please.
Don't fight it.
She wasn't playing so bad.
Don't fight it.
If I play it, it's going to sound bad.
Show me what you got on your phone.
You know it's in my phone. This is Joe bad Show me what you got on your phone Nigga what's that motherfucker
This is Joe
Show me
I have access to the internet
If you play that shit
Niggas it's up
700
Niggas it's gonna be
700 fucking lashes
But how many people saw it already
Yeah
Why you mad if he play it
I said it
Is it viral
No
Kinda
Oh that's what you was trying to do
Oh
You trying to go viral
Here's the opportunity Monkey Ayo Oh shit Oh, that's what you was trying to do? Are you trying to go fire off a nigga monkey?
Ayo.
Oh, shit.
Not you, my nigga.
C-O-E, D-O-E.
Not you, my nigga.
Oh, shit.
And it still didn't work.
Speaking of prize picks.
Yo, you know, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, you thought this shit was a prize?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You know, you know.
25 times. You got, you got, you got. You was on Demons, huh? You, wait, wait. Wait, you thought this shit was a prize? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know, you know. 25 times.
You got, you got, you got.
You was on gaming time?
You got, you got.
You guys should be ashamed of yourself.
We, now I'm in a mature bag.
I will fuck you niggas up in here.
I'm going to see how far you push.
You got white men commenting on a black man.
You got this bird ass nigga that fucking dance with homosexuality.
You got this old nigga. Stop.
I'm trying to be calm and respectful and not fuck up a broadcast.
I'ma text you a pic of my shit later.
You want the review?
I'm texting my shit on hard later.
Let's be respectful.
Just send a paragraph, tell me what you think.
I'm sending my shit on the block
It was just
Talking and trolling
It was just trolling
You out here trying to be dick yo
Nah I'm not
Somewhere around 945
Look for my text at around 10 o'clock
You violate me
I'll punch you right in your stomach
I gotta do it though Just to do it I texted around 10 o'clock. You violate me, then I'll punch you right in the stomach, nigga. I'm going to put the bat signal right up right there.
I got to do it, though, just to do it.
Just to do it.
I might do invisible ink.
Oh, my god.
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Now, where
were we?
As a man, I mean, pause.
You've seen the video. Talk about it.
As a man, how do you feel?
I was hated.
Drake got a big...
Drake got a big... I was hating. Do you feel insecure? Drake got a big... Shit.
Drake got a big...
I was hating.
I didn't like that.
Because now I know...
Because a couple of girls that I know, my homegirls, and they be bigging me up.
I'm Queensflip.
Oh, Queensflip, we love you.
Oh, you put us on...
One of my homegirls was with Drake the other day.
Now I don't want to talk to her no more.
I don't want to talk to her.
Why?
I kicked off with the network.
Because...
New Japan.
Wow. Now I don't want to talk to her no more. I don't want to talk to her. Why not? I kicked off with the network. Because.
Never around.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
That was flagrant.
That was.
You think that was appropriate?
Mr. Muffins in the ass nigga?
No, I don't. You think that was appropriate?
Why did you play that, sir?
Yo. We're promoting your bread? No, I don't. You think that was appropriate? I don't think that was appropriate at all. Why did you play that, sir? Yo.
We're promoting your bread.
No more pause from you.
Why did you play that?
What was your angle?
What's the angle to do?
What was your angle here?
To embarrass you.
You want to embarrass me.
That's what I want to hear.
Now it's smoke.
Now it's smoke.
At 9.45 tonight.
Nigga, watch what I do, nigga. I passed by your crib
and almost popped your tires, nigga.
I did.
I saw that shit outside. I almost popped your tires.
Just because you my man,
11 o'clock tonight.
Late night.
It sounds crazy.
I'm going to juice it up for you.
It sounds crazy up here. It sounds different up here. When I going to juice it up. It sounds crazy up here.
It sounds different up here.
When I did it, pause.
It sounds crazy.
It is.
My homegirl was around him.
I had to let her know what I was aware of, and that's why you cut off.
It was a whole message behind that.
You don't want your friends hanging out with you?
Hold on.
Time out.
Time out.
Guys with big dicks?
I'm a hater, nigga.
I know you're opening this up even further.
Pause.
I'm a hater, nigga. You know you're opening this up even further.
Yeah.
So because your girl was hanging around him,
and you think he has a nice size...
I don't think he has a nice size anything.
You said big.
You said big.
Also, big not nice for you.
No, that doesn't mean I think it's nice.
But go ahead.
Was it nice to you?
Go ahead, send your papule.
Go ahead, bro.
So now you cut the girl off?
Cut everybody off, nigga.
Why'd you do that?
Because I'm a hater.
So you think your homegirl's popping her?
And as a result of that, you cut them off?
And you scared the fuck behind her?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't fuck behind anybody.
I'm a married man.
I'm not having sex with anybody.
But if you wasn't married, you scared the fuck behind niggas?
Never, nigga.
That's all content.
Niggas are sizable.
That's all for content, yo.
Okay, nigga,
sized you up.
Hey, COE.
Literally.
That's all content.
COE.
But you had to play it
and be disgusted.
He was disgusted
by that shit, nigga.
Now, Mel,
what are your thoughts on that?
Huh?
What?
Oh, Mel, Mel.
What?
She got nothing to say, right, Mel?
No, I don't.
There you go.
Mel knew that you were begging no water.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Mel knew that you're no sex.
And you laugh with him.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Because I want to punch him in his fucking face so badly right now.
Told you.
That's why me and **** talk speaking.
Oh, shit.
Okay, narrative.
Hey, y'all, it's 700?
Episode 700, man.
Come on.
Come on.
Give it up for yourselves.
Give it up for... Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. Hold on, give it up for yourselves. Give it up for...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There you go.
Congratulations.
I like that.
I'm going to let that fly.
Ish, I thought that you were wearing a helmet-laying hoodie,
but you're not.
You're wearing a...
That's that Ish.
That's that Ish hoodie with the that's that ish logo and you tricked me it's a nice hoodie that's a very nice hoodie hey aki what's your problem
how much is that ain't no gilded that's quality right there. I've never seen that before. With the yellow.
Where can fans purchase this hoodie?
And ice.
And how much does it cost?
We're fans.
That's thatish.com?
I just have to know the price.
I ain't got a price yet.
I'm working on a price point.
That's an expensive one to manufacture.
What price you thinking about?
Where you at though?
I don't know. He's got to make a profit. Yeah, you got to. That ain't cheap. That's an expensive one to manufacture. What price are you thinking about? Where you at, though? I don't know.
He's got to make a profit.
Yeah, you got to.
That ain't cheap.
You can do it for the love.
You don't have to make a profit.
For the love.
Like $75?
Oh, yeah.
Kanye doing $20.
That's true.
There you go.
You're not about to charge more to Kanye.
That's Kanye.
You're not going to tell us.
You're really going to be a vulture. You're really going to be a vote price man.
You're really trying to be a vote chief.
What are you thinking about?
It's coming.
Well, what's the break point we were talking about over there?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Around 150 range.
I don't know.
I'll figure it out.
He's got crunched numbers.
Yeah, I got crunched numbers.
Do market.
Yeah, fill it.
We got a crunch mark.
This ain't that.
This ain't what?
This ain't that.
What is that?
Stop. Fuck your hoodie, nigga. Stop, man. I don't want my man. I don't want to. I'm not your man.
All right. We got 700 episode. I'm nobody's man's up here. All right, cool. I need to get that hoodie.
701. You Drake, man. Oh, shit. You must stop, yo. Change your jeans.
Change your jeans. I? Change your jeans.
Why?
That nigga said 150 on his thing.
I'm coming to y'all's.
To help with the inventory.
So when can I order my hoodie?
I got 150.
Nice.
Next week?
Mm-hmm.
You like autographing them too or no?
Do we get a discount?
For 150, he better show up to my door.
He better deliver it.
Why?
Tell me why.
How much that cost?
Uh-oh.
This was free.
You asked.
You asked.
This was free.
Where's it from?
This was a Christmas gift from my man, Kareem.
Oh, I know.
How much Kareem paid?
Oh, I don't know.
Fit check, people.
That would be rude.
I ain't got to fuck with you.
Fit check, people.
Fit check, people. Find out how much that cost. Hey, fit check, girl. I just told you it's free. I know. It was a I don't know. Fit check people. That would be rude. I ain't got fuck with you. Fit check people. Fit check people.
Find out how much that cost.
Hey, fit check girl,
I just told you it's free.
I know.
It's a gift.
I know.
How much a hoodie
you had on the other day cost?
What hoodie was that?
Balenciaga, black,
no label on it.
I don't remember.
Give me a guess.
Ballpark ring.
Ballpark.
What we was talking about
over there.
I don't remember
ballpark
1300
okay
they came to your house
that's a lie
that's about right
they came to your house
no
oh okay
I went to the store
you got a store
nope
yeah online
I'll go to your store
online
until you get a store
you better come to my house
you better come to my house
with that
I don't give a fuck
yo man
on Patreon I'm getting in there oh boy bro go ahead what's your fuckery to my house. You better come to my house with that. I don't give a fuck. On Patreon,
I'm getting into that.
Oh, boy, bro.
Go ahead.
What's your fuckery?
What else is important?
What else is important
or unimportant?
Come on, give it to me.
So, you said you heard
Kanye's album?
Yeah.
He didn't say that last week?
No.
No.
Oh, he didn't hear it.
Got it.
What was your thoughts?
I ain't like it.
You ain't like none of it
i think what they do sonically with the production is amazing that shit sound like a
like godzilla in your living room you know i'm saying like what they do with these instruments
and with the sounds is just amazing but i don't think the music and the lyrics make a marriage
okay i say that a lot i just don't it wasn't it for me make a marriage. I say that a lot. I just don't.
It wasn't it for me.
So you're kind of saying what we're saying then?
No, y'all niggas said it was.
Oh, you did.
No, we were saying.
The music is fire.
The music is fire.
His rapping hasn't been top tier for a long time.
You know what I always say?
Like, yo, I can't put that shit in.
Because even the album that the lyrics don't be all that crazy, it can still be good, good music.
Right.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, musically, the album could be dope.
I could put this shit in and drive and be bopping my head. You get what I'm saying? Musically, the album could be dope. I could put this shit in and drive and be bopping my
head. You know what I'm saying?
It ain't even that for me.
Yeah, y'all be on y'all
instrumentation and you hear the guitars
and the strumming of the... I don't give a fuck
about that. Put this shit together, make
it sound like dope and I could bop. I can't
listen to that shit. He had some
slaps on there.
And again, Freddie Gibbs went crazy. Yeah, he went crazy he did he really went crazy got the best verse on that whole easily by far easily but yeah
I okay um are you playing
That's not what I was trying to play.
Oh, where's the... Here we go.
I just want to hear Freddie Gibbs real quick.
He went up.
This shit, the beat too is fire.
Shit sound like you're in a movie.
What the fuck?
That's back to me.
What he said?
Here we go.
I'm sorry, y'all.
I'm sorry.
Here we go.
I fell in love with you.
We fell in love with you.
Guys, I guess just don't follow the fucking sky, you know? These beats is just too fire to think that this is not.
Let's keep soaring, let's keep floating, let's keep-
Did it women just don't follow the sky, you know?
That shit is freeing itself on none of this shit. Beautiful big titty, but naked women just don't fall up the sky, you know Easy, how you doing, huh?
They don't.
I don't want to hear him on none of this shit.
He need to go call Consequence, Pusha T, Saha, Rhymefest.
And A$AP.
I just don't think he take any serious on the rhyming tip.
I don't care.
I don't care.
What's that?
Where he was at?
Wyoming?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
He need to go back to Wyoming with some niggas.
Call Royce again.
Call Griselda.
Put them niggas in the garage like you did last time.
He need to do something.
Yeah.
The rapping on it?
Pretty bad. He needs beats.
That shit.
You hear that shit?
That beat is hard.
The beats is too fire for me to hear.
What? I want to know, have y'all seen, they still playing, well, beats session here that's that beats hard beats is too fire for me to what I
want to know have y'all seen they still playing uh well I'm not gonna say they
but still having issues with the album being on DSP is not off DSP he's back
and forth if he's taking it up put it down apparently the distributor that he
used to put it up there it they didn't want it up there he kind of did like
some automated system thing where he uploaded it and it went through without their approval approval
and then they snatched it down he had to go find another distributor to put it back up and the
crazy thing is now they plan to um the the the conspiracy race card like basically saying that
because of this going on,
it's like,
yeah,
like they,
they,
they trying to stop them.
But apparently it's him going around whatever systems are there in place to do the shit properly.
Allegedly.
And uncleared samples.
All of that.
There's a bunch of shit going on.
All of that.
Yeah.
So he put it out regardless and said,
fuck everybody.
I'm putting it out.
And they like,
no,
you can't do that.
But now it's like, look, look, look, they trying to railroad Kanye, I told you.
Nah.
He's just, you can't put uncleared music up.
As an artist of his magnitude, you can't put uncleared music up.
They're going to take it down.
And if you have a deal in place with a distributor or something.
Yeah, but the distributor already admitted to saying that not only did the complaint
from Donna Summers
the state
caused him to take it down
but also
some of his racist remarks before.
They said that that played a factor
into them taking it down.
Fuga,
you know,
the company.
I don't like that.
They said they took it down
because they told Billboard that.
Yeah,
I'm not a fan of that
because if you got in business with me,
you're allowed thousands.
Now you can't say a week.
It goes against their policy.
So, you know, like I said, he did find a way to go around it,
you know, and through a person that worked for the company,
but I guess the higher-ups, once they found that out,
they took it down.
They might as well just go holler at Pat Poose over at TuneCore,
you know what I mean?
Thug it out.
He did a buck fifty.
Yeah, number one, right?
Yeah.
Did a buck 50 with a lot of games being played there.
Yeah, true.
Against him.
That's the part that, that buck 50 is a very strong buck 50.
True.
Some buck 50s be like, all right, you can tell they hit a button and did this.
Like, he fought through a lot to get to this buck 50.
True, true.
This ain't your typical just, yo, I hit 150.
They was trying their hardest. 300? I saw a lot of shit to this. True, true. This ain't your typical just, yo, I hit 150. They was trying their hardest.
300?
I saw a lot of shit to try to keep that album from popping up.
It probably would have been two something without it.
High two, right?
Yeah.
Without the games?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I like the project, though.
I don't like it better than Donda.
No.
It's good, though.
It's still a good project.
I like the bop.
There's a consistent bop.
It's almost like a house-ish type of bop.
Real quick, I want to just say something.
I like that bop a lot.
I want to say something.
While I'm thinking and watching what he's going through,
I start to think in my mind,
who was in his position back in the days
that had to fight through all these things?
People like Minister Farrakhan was one of them who had to fight through a lot of,
I guess, his views on religion or whatever, his views on the Jewish people.
You know, he had to fight through it. And he still was able to become successful in this field.
I guess people still listen to Minister Farrakhan,
same thing with Kanye.
I mean, he's fighting.
People still listen to Farrakhan.
Why you laughing?
You laughing at the minister, nigga?
No.
You laughing at the minister?
Watch your mouth.
I'm just listening.
You get deep.
No, because you get...
He took this deep.
Who else in music had to go through what Kanye did?
I was thinking today.
Farrakhan.
That nigga's still buying Farrakhan albums.
Wait, what?
Not musically, no, but you know what I was just saying, Joe.
Holy shit.
Joe, know what I was saying?
Farrakhan and Kanye.
No, people, not musically.
Okay.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Fight through adversity.
Fight through adversity.
Thank you, Ice, because usually my friends will help me, but she's just leaving me out there to dry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Fight through adversity. Fight through adversity. Thank you, Ice.
Because usually my friends
was to help me,
but she just leaving me
out there to dry.
I'm just listening.
Yeah, she did.
She left me out there.
I looked at her like,
yo, Mel, help me.
She was watching you
stutter on words.
Ever since Sock Gate.
She will not help you no more.
She ain't going to.
She ain't going to.
She ain't throwing a rap.
She ain't going to. She ain't going to. She ain't going to. She ain't going to. She ain't going to. She ain't going to. She ain't going to. She ain't going to. She ain't going to. She ain't going to. She ain't going to. She ain't going a rap at us.
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She ain't throwing a rap at us. She ain't throwing All podcasters out there, y'all say one bad word about Farrakhan, the nation gonna be outside that door.
Exactly.
Never.
That's a fact.
I said one shit,
I forgot what episode,
five of them niggas was texting me all night,
like, yo, really urgent that we get in touch with y'all.
He's right.
How they even got your number?
They got all our numbers.
Bro, you'd be surprised when,
how the fuck they got y'all number? Joe was right. I don Bro, you'd be surprised when he's like, yo, how the fuck?
They got your number.
Joe was right.
Nah, they don't know how to do that.
You think Farrakhan don't have your phone number?
Honestly.
Or could get it real easy.
How, though?
That shit is strange.
I don't know how.
It don't even be that hard.
It be some other shit.
I'll say something up here,
and then I...
How did this...
I don't know you or nobody that knows you.
My brother.
The funny shit,
the niggas that be saying that,
they never was mad easy to get
from somewhere.
That is true.
Put the nigga name in, this shit pop right up on the end of that.
Right. Crazy, son.
If you call me, I'm dubbing that shit.
The call was
a courtesy.
Yeah, that's true.
Dub it if you want.
Next one not going to be a phone
call. That was crazy.
What else? What else? What else? What else we got?
Y'all want to talk about
the Chiefs parade?
Oh, man. We don't have to. It's sad.
We could push it.
It's foul.
I don't know what else to say.
Humans. Americans. Yeah. Yeah I don't know what else to say Humans Americans
Yeah
That's some real American shit
It is
For real
At a joyous event
Niggas happy
Bugging out
Your cousins
Them your cousins
They was white right?
I don't know
I don't think they was
You're lying
I was like no. You're lying.
I was like, no.
No.
Oh, dog.
You're lying.
No.
Your lessons.
Damn.
Damn it.
Yo, when some shit happen, you be rooting like, yo, they white, right?
They white.
Yeah.
Yo, you don't do that?
Oh, no.
Listen, talk to anybody over maybe 60, 70 years old.
Nah, dog.
That's all they care about.
I talk to my grandmother, I don't care how bad it is.
Was they white?
Yeah.
Okay, good, good, good.
Okay, what do you guys think about that?
Oh, nah, I think it's disgusting.
I think, again, during a parade,
something that's supposed to be festive and joyous, that this will happen, that people will lose their life. Yeah. I think it's disgusting. It is. Again, during a parade, something that's supposed to be festive and joyous, that this will happen.
That people will lose their life.
Yeah.
I think it's crazy.
A bunch of injuries, victims.
We're kids.
Yeah.
Like 12 out of 19 or something crazy like that.
One person lost their life.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
Yeah, I think it's terrible.
It is. I think it's terrible it is one one part of me says
why would you
even think
to bring a gun
to an event like this
right
but then I could understand
why you
I was just gonna say
the other side of me
is saying why wouldn't you
one of the main reasons
is because of the lax
gun laws in Missouri
that's one of the main reasons
is because they have
severely
like lax laws
so people can walk around fucking packing AR fucking 15s.
That's most of it.
Did you say packing?
Relax, look.
What's what?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
That?
Nothing, bro.
I was ready to review.
Oh, shit. You know, you know, thank you, thank you.
Why you doing that?
Why you joining on to them
because you get picked on?
So now you want to try to pick on me?
I'm not picking on you, sir.
Come on, why you doing that, man?
Yeah, put your hands up.
No, why you doing that?
You're not doing anything, bro.
Rest in peace to the person
that lost their life.
Rest in peace.
And prayers for all the victims.
Yes, for sure.
They was trying to get on Pat Mahomes and Travis Kelsey
because they went out partying that night.
They did and went to dinner after.
I don't even know what to say.
What you mean?
You know we going to parties. My stomach ain't stop working. What are you talking about? I don we going to the park.
My stomach ain't stop working.
What are you talking about?
Y'all don't know what to say.
What was I supposed to do?
You know we going to.
We just won this shit.
We still partying now.
We're going to the park.
Sorry, that's Matt Dam.
But we outside tonight.
I'm going to send some money over there.
I'm sure they will.
$200.
Oh, shit.
Speaking of, I was watching our last podcast back.
We was talking about getting cremated and funerals and all that shit.
Okay, I think I found a loophole in the system.
Why can't-
Like you're half and half?
Yes.
Wait, actually, yes.
Very half and half.
You're lying, son.
Why can't I get cremated
and still put a tombstone
wherever I want to be at
I can't
who cares that I ain't under there
that you ain't under there
you can do that shit
but you are under there
you're just
I ain't under there
I'm in my
I'm in my son's little necklace
on his fireplace somewhere
you can do that
you can
yeah
you can do that
all the time
oh yeah I'm doing both
cause to be honest
it's symbolic anyway
I'm doing both
it's a symbolism thing.
Somebody come to your tombstone or your grave site
and want to poly with you.
Big tombstone, too.
I got mad boys.
I'm putting on my shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm starting my shit, too.
Yeah.
I was ill when I was here.
You told me the type to write your own broken wings lyrics
on a tombstone.
He be the type to write certain names
that better not show up
to this tour.
So neither do you.
Yo,
don't come in no more,
my nigga.
You feel me?
If y'all see,
I'm going to haunt you.
Yeah,
I would like to.
I would do both.
That rules on this shit.
That ain't bad.
What else?
What else?
What else?
It's All-Star Weekend.
It is.
It's All-Star Weekend.
Nobody said nothing
about the dunk contest.
Participants,
three-point contest,
the game. I haven't heard of fucking Pete. Participants, three-point contest, the game.
I haven't heard a fucking peep.
Does anybody care anymore?
No, the only thing I've heard about is that Mike Epps and Shannon Sharp did link up.
Yes.
And peeped that out.
That picture showed why Mike Epps would have been smart to shoot Shannon.
Mike Epps knew that.
That's why he said that.
What are you talking about?
He told y'all that in the bed.
That nigga still be benching.
You ain't see the nigga
benching 400 pounds?
No.
Yes.
I didn't see that.
Yeah.
Nigga been fighting.
You watching
dog skin niggas
bench press, right?
Watching they muscles,
you freak ass nigga.
As opposed to watching
lights get.
You want to be black so bad,
huh?
Please, please.
You want to be black so bad.
Don't reach for it the whole rest of the part. Hey, yo, dog, you want me? I did. you want to be black so bad don't reach for it
the whole rest of the part
but you started it
you judged the dick
you say one more thing
you raided a dick
nigga after I had
a conversation with you
nigga stop playing
with me on the talk
I got him
don't raid no dicks
after I had a conversation
with you
about stop talking
about me nigga
you came and did it again
you're getting your
fucking
I don't want to call them
your team involved I don't want to call them, your team involved.
I don't like it.
Don't review Freddie, bro.
And you're getting your other man involved.
Nigga, tell him to stop.
Boss man.
Why are you looking at me?
Yeah.
He asked you a question.
I'm out of this.
Oh, shit.
Not a peep about the All-Star game, though.
Nothing.
I haven't seen shit.
Nothing.
Indianapolis Hoes.
It's your time to shine now.
Oh, yeah.
The floor is yours.
It's y'all time.
Vegas had its time last week.
Uh-huh.
Y'all time to turn up.
I mean, it ain't going to really be the Indianapolis hoes though. It's going to be the other ones.
See, I don't know about that.
Young,
filthy rich,
black men
that may not be the brightest.
Whoa.
Wow.
That's a little harsh.
Y'all know what he mean.
I don't know what that mean.
It means that my 37-year-old experienced pussy ass could go down there and blow on your balls
and make you do something dumb.
All right, take a pause.
What are we talking about?
Pause.
But wait, this is what I'm saying to you.
What do brightness have to do with the trained assassins having that ability?
Because if you ain't, if you don't know better, it's easier for them to pull.
If you got two killers in the room, it's harder to kill the other killer.
You could be a trained assassin, but you're going up against another killer.
You're going to get somebody wet behind the ears who don't know no better.
When you got a motherfucking nigga, a private in the military, it's different than
a Green Beret.
Okay.
I'll be having to follow him.
I'm not disagreeing
with the point
that you're trying to make.
I guess what I'm saying is
the groups of hoes
that I'm thinking about
in recent years,
I've seen that they skip certain towns.
Like, if they can't tell that it's going to be a fun, lit, guaranteed time of a night over there,
they just won't go.
Not All-Star.
It don't matter where that shit at.
And it's supposed to snow out there.
No, they're going to skip this one a little bit.
There'll be some there.
There'll be some of them there.
I'm with you.
But not like
LA or Vegas.
Yeah, not like
we're accustomed to.
We just left Grammy
weekend in LA.
Yeah.
Super Bowl weekend
in Vegas.
Yeah, they tired.
They tired.
Y'all got that one.
Rose is sleepy.
Y'all can have that one.
Yeah, and you keep
thinking like that
which means I'm going down there
because the rest of the other
assassins, they not going to be there.
Which is what he's saying, though.
It's going to lower my...
The host of the work, I said there ain't going to be no assassins there, but it won't be as many as was in Vegas.
I remember a few years ago, All-Star Weekend was in Chicago.
And just hearing that, boy, do that sound like a good time.
Uh-huh.
Beautiful city.
Oh, no.
Them hoes went out there.
You can't just walk.
You can't just walk around Chicago where them all-star festivities was.
Now you had to have a car.
You had to know somebody.
You needed a coat.
You know hoes ain't got coats.
It was freezing.
Yeah, no.
I don't fuck with Chicago unless it's in like May or June.
Chicago learned them.
Chicago learned them. Chicago learned them.
We gonna see.
We'll see.
I will call some of my Indianapolis on the scene reporters.
I will have some out there.
So I'll be back with a review.
Wanted to go out there with Big Zaire, you know what I mean?
They invited us.
I know.
Mel invited us.
What you got us on?
It's some shit.
St. John's versus Croatia.
What is this shit that you put in the Gucci?
I thought...
Listen, we all got the same
invitation. Who's we all?
What invitation? Define we.
You sent it. Yeah, you sent it.
I said, did you all get this? And I never saw it
before you sent it. It's an email that you received, right?
I didn't even get it. They ain't got my email.
I received that same email.
It got sent to me as well.
What is it?
Tell people what you're talking about.
I don't know.
Oh, no, no. You said it was a college game?
Yes, they're inviting us to St. John's versus somebody else.
Oh, I never got that.
Only Mel got it.
I got it.
Flip got it.
Oh, Flip got it.
Hi, members of the Joe Budden Podcast.
Pleasure to connect with you over email.
I'm reaching out to invite the cast members to, as my guest,
to the Seton Hall
versus St. John's
basketball game.
Oh, I'm going to.
Oh, it's Seton Hall.
See?
It's my jersey, man.
You want to try
and fucking play me?
This is some shit.
Who's trying to play you?
I said you got to email.
My man signed play for them.
Go ahead.
February 18th.
So it's the same time
as the All-Star game.
Oh, well, wait a minute.
Yeah.
Sunday starts at 5 p.m.
Gotcha.
Yeah, UBS Arena.
You want to walk in with, like, how much time in the first half?
Because you ain't going to be there on time.
And they're going to have all the yellow on or some shit.
Yeah, the yellow, that's that ish hoodie.
Yeah, the yellow with the black on it.
Right.
The green strings.
Fucking niggas fucking disgust me.
Stephen A. Smith.
What you want walking?
Steve, I'm not going.
All right.
I'm fucking sure.
Y'all be excited with these outdoor events.
I'll be home somewhere.
Maybe it's a bonding experience.
Bond.
Fuck off.
Bond away.
Okay.
Why don't you?
Stephen A. Smith hurt himself, apparently, and was sent to the hospital.
Wait, what happened?
Doing what?
I didn't see this one.
He was trying to practice for the celebrity game.
Ah, man.
And he was trying to practice, I think, with Michael Parsons.
And he hurt himself and had to go to the hospital.
Oh, shit.
Before we crack jokes, what did he supposedly hurt?
It wasn't nothing serious.
Oh, sit your old ass down, Stephen.
Tear your meniscus, your old ass.
You ain't got it no more, dog.
Stephen out there looking like money, boy.
You ain't got it no more. He looking good.
The ball don't come back to your hand. Jump shot,
be fucked up. And he got a little jump shot.
And he got a little jump shot, Stephen.
He used to play ball.
But not no more, my nigga.
It's not there for him. older than me it ain't there
this summer I might try
to get back to the park
what you going
you and Corey
doing pull ups
no I'm going to go
to the park
and call next
hey yo how many
sets you doing
this is
this is the summer
hey yo
hey yo can I go
hold up
hold up
hold up
what the fuck is going on?
Wait, wait.
He took your headphone off and everything.
Like, hold the fuck up.
I didn't know the room was supposed to erupt in laughter with that.
What the fuck is wrong with y'all over there?
What's up?
Oh, shit.
Chris, you're going to have to deal with the aftermath.
Oh, shit.
She don't want to be icy hot in you?
Word.
I'm glad y'all think that's so amusing.
She said,
I'm going to the park this summer.
Enjoy that. Gotta find the senior day.
Get out there with the young boys.
And do what?
Die?
All you gotta do is foul him.
That?
Well, he does that anyway.
That's for sure.
That's for sure.
That's for sure I'm beating them little kids up.
And run up and down cardio.
Old man cardio.
Oh, all right.
Old man cardio is like run up and then like play dick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Y'all got that?
I'm going to chill out down here until y'all get back.
Half court.
Please, I'm going to put my elbow on one of them niggas' backs.
Pow!
I said you're going to hack.
You can play deep.
I'm going to have some fun.
Fuck y'all.
I'm playing no offense.
What y'all doing this summer?
Anything?
I got some trips planned.
Ooh, man. You said that fast.
You already paid for those.
He said that fast.
Where you going?
Where you going?
Spray gun.
We going to Aruba.
Okay.
And for her birthday,
she wants to go to Jamaica.
Will you stay in Aruba?
Don't worry about all that.
She want to do the raft?
Yeah.
You going to let her?
Yeah.
It's her birthday.
Do the raft.
Wear something little too.
I like that shit.
You already booked your Aruba shit?
Show them niggas ice.
No, I booked Jamaica.
I didn't book Aruba.
Oh.
Stay in the Ritz?
Ritz is not?
No.
He don't need your help.
Where to stay?
No.
Fuck out of here.
Spence Bass hoodie.
What's wrong with this nigga?
The Ritz is all inclusive?
All right, so Aruba, Jamaica.
All inclusive Aruba.
Anybody else?
Traveling to there.
Talking a bunch we got here.
I'm thinking of something.
No, I'm traveling as well.
Got to coordinate though. You know what I'm thinking of something. I'm traveling as well.
Got to coordinate though.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh yeah, y'all better send y'all these travel dates.
Y'all better send me them dates.
I'm trying to pile up.
Send them in now.
No, we should.
I'm trying to pile up.
Send them dates in now.
It's about to be March.
I can see y'all little brains.
Look, I see your brain.
I see y'all little brains going. Mental your brain I see y'all little brains going Mental health day
Go ahead
To the queen
The queen right here
She's storing up
Mel
Is that what you do
With your mental health days
What
Travel
Oh god never mind
No
I want to take a couple
Mental health days
Even though that would make sense
You know
What
I'm going to take a couple mental health days even though that would make sense you know what I'm gonna take a couple
mental health days
you should
oh shit
she did do that shit
yeah
holy shit
couple times
word
that's why
Mel
listen you guys are
they are snitches
oh man
I snitch
yo she did
nah Mel did us dirty.
Mel, mental health days, and then she posts the shit after.
Like, nigga, wait, where were you?
That's the wash it, yo.
She posts.
She in the jungle somewhere.
She is.
Where the fuck is you at?
Mel always posted on mental health.
I had to clear my mind.
There's nothing like clearing your mind.
I'd never seen no shit like that.
No, nigga.
Yo, you making me mad.
You triggering me. Nigga, I looked at my phone one day that. You making me mad. You triggering me.
Nigga, I looked at my phone one day.
She was on the plane.
Facts.
She was literally on the plane.
That's how you clear your mind.
And said some shit like, yo, my mind, I just needed a quick little getaway.
I checked my texts.
I called in.
I said, yo, do you know Mel's on a plane?
She don't have post etiquette, son.
She don't give a fuck.
Her mental health days, she posted right after that.
Hey, y'all, mental health.
She was in the pool naked like this.
Oh, I need it this time.
With the drone?
Away from work.
Come on, Mel.
But your mental health was taken care of.
I think she can get away with that.
A nigga like us, niggas can't get away with that. Our employer is about to be taken care of I think she can get away with that A nigga like us
We can't get away with that
Shut up
Niggas can't get away with that at all
Any of them niggas would have been up
We don't post for hours nigga
Even when we pull the fake early leave it move
We can't go live
We can't do nothing
We gotta go live at 740
I can't leave it early and go live. We can't do nothing. We got to go live at 740 and live.
I can't leave here early and go live.
Yo, what up, yo?
That nigga be tight.
Yo, he in this thing.
She's disrespectful to the culture.
Yeah, you can't do that, man. No, you definitely can't do that.
She took a mental health day and packed the drone.
She did.
It was already packed.
I said it was packed.
You ain't packed the day of.
Snitch.
Coach Roy day two that you ran to the city, huh?
What?
What?
Yeah.
Coach Roy, they ran right to the city.
I don't want to be here.
Wait, she wasn't home?
I got a sushi date.
Oh.
Wait.
She's the illest.
Oh, no.
No.
I'm getting a hug. I came right back
Shit anybody else got any plans for the summer. I got a wedding to go to. That's about it so far.
Oh, damn, pa.
Shout out to Paul.
Yeah, shout out to Paul.
I'm going to stay here, try to keep the business alive.
You guys are trapped.
Revenue street.
Yeah, you know.
Try to hold the roof up.
Boy, you guys have to have it for us.
You don't need to hold the roof up, nigga.
That shit is held up.
That shit is held up.
Nah, I got to hold it up.
You can afford to stay here and let us go.
Don't try to
be down with us.
Yo, you get on Social Blade
and come here
and start acting up.
Can your shit be lit?
Please.
You and your little...
Y'all be reading the reports.
I'm not doing this
right now with you.
I got a different report.
I think you caught on to me.
I got to switch it up.
It's not Social Blade.
No, no.
It's the other one.
It's not Social Blade.
I say that to throw them off.
I know it ain't Social Blade.
I know where you niggas is going.
What's Social Blade?
The raises you niggas.
Social Blade is a website.
I haven't seen these niggas.
What's Social Blade?
Social Blade is a website where you put the YouTube or the Instagram and see how much
a person is making, estimate revenue, the annual revenue.
What's the other one?
You see?
I can't say that.
I paid too much money for that. I can't say that I paid too much money
for that
I can't say that
you put
I'm telling you
some
his is like
an A
like it's great
so Joe's
Joe Button Network
is an A
minus or plus
mine's a B plus
some niggas
if it's like C
D
that means they're
buying followers
and shit
and it's like
Social Blade is ill
but there's another one
where you can
look at it and tell
but you gotta pay for that
what a nigga
what's that shit called
Net Worth be
you gotta pay for it
but all them Net Worth
shit be wrong
that shit be fake
all that shit be fake
it do
the Net Worth shit be wrong
that shit is fake
but you don't need us
to hold up
you come in here
would you ever come in here
and do a par by yourself
like back in the days
like one more time
would you ever just do it
by yourself yeah Like back in the days, like one more time, would you ever just do it by yourself?
Yeah, I plan on it.
We got him.
I set him up.
We got him, guys.
Come on, everybody.
Come on.
Come on.
We got him.
Thank you, brother.
You sucker ass nigga.
What?
The 750, right?
Fuck you.
Nigga, yo.
Let me just say this.
And I don't want to make it about flip.
It's not about.
But this cerebral-ass nigga,
his tactics and his words is very dangerous,
and I feel like you all should watch your back, okay?
This nigga low-key threatened me
and told me he got a figure shit out of my behavior.
Yo, I got a figure shit.
He's still scratching his beard and shit, looking around.
I wanted to slap fire.
Wait, what you doing, man?
I'm a day outside.
It's just the way you say things, man.
I'm watching you and I'm on to you.
And we are here to work.
This is why when y'all talk all that Drake dick shit, I can't entertain y'all the way I want to.
Pause.
I can't.
I got to be professional.
This is a broadcast.
We have people listening, everybody around the world watching.
So while he's putting me through a test to see if I'm going to react, you guys got it.
That's the right attitude.
Yeah.
So I said that.
Yes, I did.
Pause.
But when the camera cut off, you're going to talk to niggas for real.
Talks came out.
You guys are good.
I get disappointed when you make the right decisions and move forward professionally.
I spent so much time figuring out the proper response to the fuck shit.
So I'm kind of ready for that.
But give it up, you're doing great.
That's why I like Corey, nigga.
This nigga got a watch this nigga. this nigga got you gotta watch this nigga
I know you
you gotta watch this nigga
this nigga got this shit
down in his brain
this is crazy
gotcha
you went to eat sushi
talking about
I couldn't be here
for Coach Roy
he's lying
she didn't eat sushi
no
but she went out to the city
you went to Carbone
I didn't go anywhere no you went to the city. But she went out to the city. You went to Carbone. I didn't go anywhere.
No, you went to the city, man.
I did not go to the city.
I can't you right back.
I can't be here for him.
You never even saw that dog.
I did watch the dog.
I know.
I'm talking shit.
But I was in the neighborhood.
And you know, we was with him for like three hours, man.
Huh?
We was with him for like three hours.
You were not waiting on me for three hours.
We was with him for three hours.
Not waiting on you.
Sam. Sam. Let's go, man. Let's go. we was waiting for like three hours you were not waiting on me for three hours we was with him for three hours not waiting on you yeah Sam
let's go man
let's go
what else do they
what else is important
I can't read
25 bricks
washed up on Miami Beach
was it Miami Beach
it was Texas
it was in Texas
it was Texas
sorry my bad
that's what I get
for ear hustling
sorry
one ain't
I mean one ain't 25
it was 25 they turned in 25 yeah the other 300 That's what I get for ear hustling, sorry I mean, one ain't 25 Was it 25?
They turned in 25
The other 300
The other 300
Did a pickup truck somewhere
I'm not turning shit in
I'm calling J.R.
J.R., get the truck now
Don't ask questions, hurry up
I'm calling the hoes
Party!
That's what white people do.
That's what white people do.
Hold on, let me stick the knife in it.
25, yo.
Ah!
Pass the knife around.
You get a brick, you get a brick, you get a brick.
Nothing, JR.
I'm going with the bricks, for sure.
You gotta be, yo, you gotta, yo,
in those type of moments, you gotta be,
you gotta play it off right, son.
They turned it off. They turned it in. If you could, if you see, I would've turned it in. If we see bricks down there you got to play it off right, son. They turned it in.
If you see bricks down there, then you got to play it off right.
I'm going to get it.
I'm taking it.
You know how much work that is?
What you going to do with it?
You know how much work?
Joe, you know what to do with it.
Joe, stop.
See?
You don't do it.
You know what to do with it.
I will be out for, I'll need mental health days.
I'll be out, too.
Hey, yo, Joe, here, take this brick. You can. Let me out, too. Hey, yo, Joey, take this brick down.
You can go figure it out, nigga.
If you have five bricks right now,
you know where to bring them?
Yes.
Quiet down.
Careful.
You better watch yourself.
Ready to risk it all.
No, we do not.
He went full Vlad on you right now
Word
DJ Vlad
I wasn't even trying to
Right now?
The Vlad jumped out at me
You know where to take a question
Yes sir
You still answering
After all that shit
I get it Vlad
Nevermind
I understand now
Can't play Vlad no more
After this
Ishmael from the Joban Podcast is arrested on conspiracy.
Stop, nigga.
You don't know what a big five is.
All right, so now I just want to hypothetically have some fun.
Okay, let's do it.
Just hypothetically.
I'll be ready to pod.
Mad talkative.
So you're using it.
I'm joking.
He's using it.
The person that y'all calling, they're going to take all five?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And not even think about it.
Even if it's 25, they're taking all 25.
At what number?
If your hoodie is that much.
What?
How much did the ish bring?
You bring it down to.
You going to put your logo on it?
It already has.
How much does a brick go for?
Whoa.
Your voice in some of these combos just...
It just took the sounds off.
Yo, she could be saying something so right.
So right, but still, it's her voice.
You're going to make me insecure.
Okay.
Yes, to answer your question.
I mean, like...
No, she was talking to you.
I'm done.
She actually...
You would think Houdini was in this video.
I think he's avoiding the question.
You feel like LeBron?
You really want another answer?
You mean today or just overall?
Yo, yo.
Right now.
Yes. I find 25 bricks.
How much is each going for?
All jokes aside, the price literally goes up and down.
Almost like stocks.
Gigi said it was $17,500.
Where?
When?
Right now? Today? All right. If it was 17-5. Where? When? Not anymore.
Right now?
Today?
All right.
If you was trying
to let them fly?
19-5.
15.
There you go.
Like this.
Okay.
But if I was on my...
One,
one you give a 20.
But if I wanted to get rid
of all of them
at one shot.
15.
Right there.
No, hell no.
That's it.
Today is February
the 15th, 2024.
Listen, my name is Ice.
I don't know nothing about all of this shit they talking about.
Pardon me, today is February 17th.
For 15 grand, they'll fly out of your hand.
For the 25 each?
Yes.
Don't want parts of this, Rico.
Okay.
Ooh, wait till the podcast, Rico.
That's who won't get it.
They gonna get you, niggas.
Hell no.
No, we're just having
are you dumb
officer refer to
the tagline as
beginning of the
pod please
I see why
it's y'all the
drug game
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All right, what else?
What else?
Give it to me.
What are you talking about?
Y'all want to talk about Vori?
Meek, Vori.
Vori, the dream, well, formerly the dream chaser.
Ooh, that video went out of him and his baby mom.
Was that?
It's female.
It was a girl.
It was a girl.
It was another man.
And it was disgusting.
Disgusting.
Video went out of Borey saying some real nasty shit to a woman.
Like, he was like, I'll get you killed.
And as a result?
I don't know what, if anything, happened to him as a result.
But the video went out so
court of public opinion and
Meek posted saying that
he's no longer a dream chaser. He's been
acting like a doof for the past few months
and yada yada yada. Oh gotcha.
So he's no longer a dream chaser and
we'll see what's to come of.
Gotcha.
Yeah it was nasty.
I didn't say anything. she was just disgusting
like talking
that was the video where
it looked like it was like
inside the home
you can't say to a girl
I'll get you killed I'm dead ass
some niggas be dead ass
yeah but then you can't say it
you can't
well you can
but you just go to jail
if something happened to her
you can't say it
and put an album out
yeah
and a lot of times
a lot of things you're saying
in your home
you're not thinking
that it's gonna go outside
you know it's so fucked up
it's fucked up to say
but we say
I'm leaving this topic
we say things all the time
that we don't mean
but in the
confines of our home
Vory album was dope
because it was so toxic.
He was saying a lot of-
That album wasn't bad.
I remember when Drunk,
I think I played one of his songs.
Yeah, he was saying just,
there was some real toxic shit on there.
Not about beating bitches up,
but just toxic relationship vibes,
which is acceptable in art.
But the second you take
that shit outside of art
and start doing shit like this
on surveillance cameras
and it's over for you.
What's wrong?
He's about this.
It's acceptable in art
because it's taking place
outside of art.
Art manifests life.
So if you having
all these toxic things
going on in your relationships
and you singing about them
or you rapping about them
or you making movies about them,
it's because it's relatable.
You get what I'm saying?
So niggas going to gravitate to it
because they might have been through it.
I just, I just,
I don't know.
I don't know how to feel about this.
I feel like we say a lot of things in our homes
and we don't expect it to get out.
Right?
And then now we have to
sort of like backpedal
because it's out publicly. How did it get out? But we say shit. Niggas sort of like backpedal because it's out publicly.
How did it get out?
But we say shit.
Niggas say worse shit.
Bitch, I'll kill your father.
I'll throw it like...
People say shit when they mad.
Sounds like...
People say things.
People need to learn
to control themselves.
And when you are now...
Oh, come on, Ice.
Ice, please, Ice.
Please, fucking Ice.
What?
What?
Ice, stop, nigga.
Let's have the conversation, Flip. What? We have to stop Nigga Let's have the conversation Flip
What?
We have to stop
It's pandering to society
It's no stop
Everything's not pandering
Niggas say shit
Nigga my mother done
Told me some shit
Our parents done said shit
Correct
They didn't mean
And obviously
If cameras was on them
And society hear about it
They'll look at our parents
Like they are pieces of shit
When they're not
We just say things
In the moment
That was a different time
As well too But there's also I tell y'all all the time how i feel about
that saying shit in the moment you did you said that there is a you still have to be in control
of yourself you either say it or don't say it true and i believe if you say something you got
to deal with whatever comes with you saying it whether somebody heard it or not they act on it
or not the relationship changes or not you got to deal with it because
you said it unfortunately especially now um this is a realization for me like y'all been
in the shit but now when you go outside because you are known you got to kind of
act accordingly or you got to kind of move a little differently because you're recognizable
you know what i'm saying and so for homeboy or any person in entertainment if that's in that matter
You got to do shit like the cameras is always on you. I still feel bad for Donald
I do it was fucked up what he said and did but that's fucked up how they did him
Nigga ordered a little escort.
Yo, don't piss me off.
What?
You mad at Donald Stern that he got done wrong?
He got done wrong.
But shorty just trying to make a couple dollars on OnlyFans because teachers don't make no money.
You ain't mad at that?
Bitch, how the hell did you get back to that?
How did you go back to that?
A nigga personal life is they, I'm agreeing with you.
A nigga personal life is they personal life.
That is very broad.
Ish, that's, Ish, come on, stop this.
Ish, my, but, now I see what you did.
But the teacher example, my stance is my stance because of the teacher part.
In the Donald Sterling, why ain't nobody a teacher?
That nigga's the owner of the team.
That is 90% blood.
95% blood.
But he's not
he's not a teacher.
No.
Anyway,
Donald Sterling
order up
order up an escort
and had a
had a lot on his brain.
That was his chick.
Well, she used to escort.
One of his escort chicks.
And he had a lot on his mind
and started venting.
That man Johnson's a real fucking nigger.
He cursed her out.
He cursed her out.
I don't care.
You can do whatever, just not with that.
You fuck that fucking nigger.
Y'all don't remember that story?
No, but the crazy part.
Y'all don't know what the crazy part was?
But we focused on him.
Shorty was half black.
She was darker than me.
She was darker than Mel.
And you sitting there saying that to her.
I don't want to see you with that crisp off.
Hey,
move your seat away from
the little niggas.
Fall in love with the pussy.
Oh my god yo
That nigga was tight as magic
He was wilder
He was wilder yo
He lost his team behind that
That's fucked up
So yeah Flip 9
You can't
You can't
That shit you talking about
Clippers
Yeah he lost the Clippers
No more
And then Microsoft dude came and took him
Steve
So yeah,
this time that you talking about
is back in the day.
There's no cameras in the house.
There's no ring.
There's no,
none of that taping.
Our parents got away
with all that shit.
And our parents,
a lot of that shit
our parents said
and stuff did to us
was like fucked up.
Yeah.
What are we talking about?
Even we say things though
still as adults. Fam. No one is fucked up when we say it. Yes. Maybe so. What are we talking about? Even we say things, though, still as adults.
Fam.
No one is fucked up when we say things.
Bro.
But this isn't a situation where a parent's talking to a child.
This is a man talking to his child.
For the world, I'm not justifying what he did.
I think he's 100% wrong, right?
I'm saying that the outcry, right?
People say things all the time.
That's what I'm saying.
Privately in our homes, we just say shit.
We don't mean it.
Ice has a different stance on that.
He said, yo, nigga, if you say what you mean and mean what you say,
I look at it different.
I feel like you can say something sometimes.
All right, man.
Shut up.
I say certain things sometimes that I don't mean.
You can't say, bitch, I'll kill you.
Dead ass.
Or you got to be prepared for whatever comes with you saying that to her.
I say shit to you all the time.
I don't mean it.
It's my point.
Okay.
Got you.
But on the flip side of that, jokingly, sometimes you'll pull your phone out and start recording
and say, hey, what'd you say, big dog?
Act like I'm recording.
Act like you're recording.
Okay, don't say it.
But the joke in that is I've taped you.
There are consequences and repercussions to what you say.
You're right, dog.
Now, what did you say?
You got me.
You got me.
You got me on that.
But because I feel like our freedom is being taken away.
I don't know.
I just feel like it.
I feel like you can't be yourself anymore.
And I'm not saying he's right. And I don't want to I just feel like it. I feel like you can't be yourself anymore. And I'm not saying he's right.
And I don't want to justify what he did.
I just feel like I say things funny to him.
But there's also accusations.
She also makes accusations that he physically hit her.
That's wrong.
Reportedly has evidence.
That's wrong.
I get what you're saying.
Just a part of him talking about saying some shit he might not mean.
Out of anger. If we take that's me personally you know that's yeah yes there's another different
thing I'm gonna do an old show or nothing that's been that way yes sorry It's over. Let's go. Yeah, Mel, dance to this.
I love this shit.
Another nigga down right there.
Look, look, look.
Another nigga down, huh?
Disrespect the woman. Another nigga down.
The woman right there.
Another nigga down, man.
Fuck off.
Mel said, we got another one, ladies.
Call it right, we got another one.
Mel be wanting the niggas to go down.
Mel, why you want niggas to go down?
That is it.
Don't start that narrative, Nancy.
Don't ask it.
Don't fucking do it.
Both of you.
No, fuck you.
Man, you have a new movement.
You are the face of women in society.
No.
You have a new movement.
And anything a nigga do, let's talk about it.
You have a movement, and you are the face of it,
and I think it's a great movement.
But when we do some fucked up shit,
you take them out.
You give a look.
You start winking at the camera.
We got one.
Winking at Morse code.
Mel be tapping her foot.
Look, she was talking to Morse code.
Tap it.
Wait, no, yo.
I think it's fly, though.
Mel wasn't niggas down.
But she encourages the young women.
Somebody told me that.
Like, yo, Mel really encourages me to be comfortable.
I'm telling you.
She said Mel is an influencer.
She encourages her when she defends the women up here.
Thank you.
I just think, what?
That shit work?
I was hating it.
Like, that works?
Mel.
I just really like that song, though.
Got you.
I see the shirt.
It is all right.
Mel, I want to ask you a question.
Now, I'm going to get personal business.
But what's that on the side
of your hand?
This red?
This?
Yeah.
I got a cortisone shot.
So why does it...
I don't fucking know.
I'm pissed.
Because I thought it was ashy.
That's why I...
I tried to rub it,
but it's not ashy.
No.
I got a cortisone shot
in my elbow.
You got a...
And it got...
She tried to sue everybody.
Damn, you taking this shit to another level.
These fucking assholes.
You trying to sue everyone.
Now her skin changed color.
Look.
Yo.
Do you have a lawsuit?
I am your witness.
No.
No, because he told me it was going to happen.
Oh, he warned you?
He warned me, but the pain was greater than,
I was like, I don't give a fuck.
Just please do it.
Do it.
And then I was like, oh.
You know you officially reach old head status
when you got to get cortisone shots?
Suck my fucking dick.
Yo, you need cortisone shots.
Don't let them hit you.
She got old lady shots, man.
Leave her alone, guys.
Listen, I had tennis elbow.
That little young nigga, she mad.
Go get her.
Hey, yo, you wasn't doing that wrong.
Hey, that young nigga sent her to get a shot in the elbow.
She had tennis elbow.
Wow.
You know what?
This was last year.
Yeah, we know.
I know, okay?
You guys made fun of me then.
Shut the fuck up now. Holy shit. What else is important? Anything? This was last year. Yeah, we know. I know, okay? You guys made fun of me then. Shut the fuck up now.
Holy shit.
What else is important?
Anything?
Ain't nothing important.
Y'all just sitting there talking shit.
Y'all watch Vince's show yet?
Not yet.
I didn't watch it.
I didn't watch it, but I heard it's amazing.
I really like it.
Shout out to Vince.
Everybody was hitting me like, yo, Vince's show is amazing.
So shout out to him.
Yeah, they did a really good job with, it's like dark humor, dark comedy.
It's like sarcastic type shit.
That's what I want.
But like real shit.
Like he's going to jail and some shit.
But it's funny, but also not funny.
Shout out to Vince.
Well directed, well written.
Gotcha.
I really enjoyed it.
My heart is flying.
Is it the whole show's out?
There's five episodes out.
I think they broke it up.
I'm not positive about that.
Okay.
I'm not positive about that. But their short episodes are 20, 25 minutes. That's fine. My weekend plan. I knocked them shits episodes out. I think they broke it up. I'm not positive about that. Okay. I'm not positive about that.
But their short episodes are 20, 25 minutes.
That's fine.
We can play.
I knocked them shits right out.
Say less.
Shout to Vince.
Shout to Vince again.
I'm going to check it out this weekend.
I've been on a Law & Order binge.
Yo, so I stepped away from Law & Order SVU for a little bit,
but I came back now.
I'm on season 24.
Y'all know they are murdering niggas in Law & Order SVU now.
Yeah, niggas.
No, niggas is dying, getting clapped.
It's no longer a little SUV, STD, little rape kit.
No, niggas is dying.
They killing niggas now.
They got a serial killer on one of them shits, bro.
They killing people on this shit.
No.
Yes. No. Yes. They had a whole one, for the most part, killer one of them shits bro they been killing people on this shit no yes
no yes
for the most part where they was just talking about sex
crimes yes for a long long time
you know who played a serial killer on there
now it's yo
we found a body but
it could have been some other stuff
law and order used to show you
a murder maybe
three murders a season.
No.
No.
Yes.
No.
Now.
I'm not talking about now.
Oh, yeah, now.
Now, no.
It's over.
They killed niggas.
They found a nigga.
That's how the episodes start.
A little nigga jogging and found a body.
Yeah, that's how all the episodes start.
White little jogger.
Nigga taking the garbage out and the arm fall out the dumpster.
The little theme song didn't play yet
yeah yeah
season 24
this nigga killed
two motherfuckers
he had on the grill mask
the big metal mask
yo there's too many
law and orders
which one is that
SVU
with Stabler in them
no that's Organized Crime
Stabler's moved over
to Organized Crime now
but they do crossover episodes
every now and then
what shorty name
Stable left after he fucked Olivia
he left
now he came back I thought
he came back to fuck Olivia
yeah
and that was to set up
the crossover show
she brought that nigga back
he came back
he brought that nigga back
he came back to set up
the organized crime show
like that's how they introduced it
gotcha
oh shit
later once I get caught up
on Law and Order
I'm coming in here
To talk some more about Olivia
She annoying
Listen I've been waiting
For that comment
She annoying
I just want them to come
Take the little boy
Yeah I can't wait for that to happen
I'm waiting for that to result
Cause they do too much
Hyping up her and her kid
Like take this kid away
No shit keep happening to him
Yo like
Phil
He's a victim
He's a target
He's not safe
With her then
Remove him And put him somewhere safe When do the moms Ever care about that He's a victim. He's a target. He's not safe with her then.
Remove him and put him somewhere safe.
When do the moms ever care about that?
They're going to get kidnapped, shot at.
He skipped it.
He good.
He good. He know what to dodge and what not to dodge.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, man.
You skipped one of my moms. That really wasn't the best environment for the kids. Oh, I don't. No, it's fine. Oh, man. You skipped one of my moms.
That really wasn't the best environment for the kids.
I don't know.
I'm out.
Y'all ain't got nothing else.
Mr. and Mr. Smith is also fire on Prime.
Who's the Mr. and the Mrs.?
Donald Glover.
I'm not sure who the actress is.
I don't know who it is.
Is he funny?
It's very funny.
It's kind of dark humor
It's a shoot em up spy shit
But it's also
Like their relationship
At the same time
It's really well done
It's fire
I don't want them to fuck up
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
That's why I wanted to know
Who was the lady
Because if it was somebody
I recognized
She might have been funny
You know what I'm saying
She's funny
She's funny
I'll be watching both of them.
Did you see the ads for it?
I knew they put the spin on it and had
Donald Glover as the main. I didn't know
the woman. I love the movie
Mr. and Mrs. Smith. The shit is funny.
I just want to make sure it's funny.
It's funny. It's very funny.
Gotcha.
Anything else?
Any other shows we missing
movies
I wanted to call y'all
over the weekend
and be like
yo dawg
what can I watch
I was bored as hell
I was gonna hit y'all
to talk about
what the fuck
I could watch
I watched some shit
Snoop got a movie
it's on
prom
it's called
Underdogs
my brother called me
him and Snoop
are like this
it was
I guess him telling me his man's movie.
Snoop plays like a washed up wide receiver from the NFL.
But he still got his bread and everything.
Getting some community service shit.
And they make him coach some little kids.
But this shit is funny.
Yeah?
It's a show or a movie?
It's a movie.
It's a movie.
But it's your typical
Little Giants type of,
you know,
those coach come coach the kids.
They stay terrible.
He ends up loving them.
They love him.
Father figure type of shit.
But him and Mike Epps are in it.
Okay.
And the way he talking
to these kids,
my nigga.
Yeah, you know,
I've been watching documentaries
where I came across something
about the Turip family,
Turpin family,
a family of 13 or 15
and they had their 13 kids
chained to the bed and shit like that
and one of them escaped.
One of them escaped and she
had pictures and they had
for how many years, man?
About 20 years i changed the
kids were like in their 20s yeah but they were all like really underdeveloped and shit and then
and then the girl escaped that's a true story yes she escaped in 2019 and then the officer was
they found her like um uh walking around like late at night in a neighborhood but she didn't
really understand streets and all the normal shit. She didn't really
get it because the parents
kept them confined to the house.
Even when you watch the body
cam footage and how she's explaining things, you can tell
that she didn't go to school. But she was trying
and she was explaining. It was crazy.
Went in there, locked the mother up.
They saw two of the... The police went in there
because apparently you don't need a warrant for a welfare
check. So they didn't need a warrant. So they went in there, saw two of the, when the police went in there, because apparently you don't need a warrant for a welfare check. So they didn't need a warrant. So they went in there, saw two of the boys chained
to the bed. It was crazy. But what the biggest story is that after they took the kids from the
family, people donated 800 and something thousand to the family, to the children. And I guess they
had a caretaker. But what happens is the city had failed them because some of the kids went to a home where they were being abused again.
And some of the kids went where he called for a bike.
He wanted a bike and he wanted to do something and they wouldn't give him the money.
So they asked like where the money went and why has the system failed these children again?
So that's crazy.
I was thinking like how does that happen, right?
How do you get all that money in donation and 800,000, 13 kids,
and then the kids end up not getting any of the money,
and the kids end up in another home.
So I'm like, four of the kids end up in an abusive home.
Another two of the kids end up getting, it's just, society is crazy.
And that shit is broadcast.
So, you know, how do you fix certain shit like that situation?
You corrupted my nigga Flip. Oh, you corrupt me? do you fix certain shit like that? What's your day, yo? You corrupted my nigga Flip.
Oh, you corrupt me?
No, I just, no, I came across it.
Yeah, you got Flip out here watching them all fucking documentaries.
I got him cable.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yo, I'm inviting you to my crib soon.
Oh, please.
Yeah, right.
I am.
Okay.
Invite you to my crib soon.
Yeah, I'm going to volley at you in there.
I'm like, I'm going to lock the door. Nigga, welcome to hell. I'm going to violate you in here I'm like I'm going to lock the door
Welcome to hell
I'm violating you in here
German Shepherd kind of bitch
I'm violating
Nah you're going to do it
I'm going to violate you
I'm not scared of dogs
He's not
Nah I'm going to
German Shepherd
You're going to be proud
You're going to be proud
Of what you hit
You're going to be proud
Or
I'm going to feel guilty
For what?
Nothing
I already tried to give you back.
Still got it for you.
Oh, good.
Send it.
Send it over.
Check on it.
Okay.
I want to share this with the audience because this information might prove to be useful for people out there.
But apparently the Plan B pill don't work for big bitches.
What?
Got to double up.
Heavyset women?
Chambers revealed that the pill, commonly known as Plan B,
has shown decreased efficiency based on both the weight and bmi of
the user research indicates that individuals who are overweight or obese are more likely to
experience failure with the medication specifically those with a bmi of 25 to 29.9 were twice as
likely to experience failure while those with the bmi of 30 or higher had four times the likelihood of failure.
Let's see.
Yeah.
Experts caution that the medication may be less effective for individuals weighing 154 pounds or more
and may not work at all for those weighing over 176 pounds.
Oh, man.
Rough on the schedule.
Can you believe that?
Ice straight.
Yeah, it's good.
Fuck ice.
You are straight.
I think that they need to write this on the side of the box.
They should.
For sure.
It might be.
People need to know this.
It might be, though.
You goddamn right, I'm telling you.
176 pounds.
Stop, yo.
Yo, the big bitches got to double up.
Double up, double up.
That's funny, son.
He's playing BNC.
Yo, they need a BCD, yo.
That's fucked up, son.
Well, hopefully that helps some of you out there.
Because I just feel like people should know that.
That seems like important information.
I think so.
I think so.
What you going to do, though?
You can't make her take two.
You can't make her take one.
You can't make her take anything.
You can ask her to take one.
Oh, my God.
Whoa. We got him. Yeah, my God. Oh, my God. Whoa.
We got him.
Yeah, this is your man.
Yeah.
Yeah, he down with you, right?
That's your man.
You're crazy, man.
Sick motherfucker.
Are you sick?
Something is wrong with this nigga.
That's actually clever, but that's not fucking wrong.
Oh, my God.
Parks.
I got it? My man. I want to Oh, my God. Parks. It's wrong. Got it?
My man.
I want to come to work still.
It's wrong, man.
This nigga is crazy.
Wait, you can't say that.
No.
Why you can't say that?
What about bribery?
Put it in her...
Oh, please stop it.
All right.
Parks.
I got it.
I got it.
Thank you.
Nigga's crazy.
You can't say that, Joe.
But what?
Because that's like drugging somebody.
Yes, it literally is.
Like, literally.
You know how many podcasts that talk about what y'all women do with spaghetti?
What?
No, I don't hear no producer in the back saying, hey, take that out.
You've been watching a lot of Caribbean shit lately.
I'm just saying.
What the fuck is the difference?
That's Caribbean shit.
Oh, that's disgusting.
What is the difference? Yeah, that is disgusting. What the fuck is the difference? That's Caribbean shit. Oh, that's disgusting. What is the difference?
Yeah, that is disgusting.
Yo, what pocket?
But it's not, that's not a drug.
I'm a fucking drug, nigga.
It's different.
It's a fucking drug.
It's an actual drug.
It's different.
I think he talking about something different.
He talking about, I don't know.
What he talking about is the special.
The special.
Man, I got you.
With the red blood, with the blood.
I have a sleeper for y'all.
I have a sleeper for y'all. I have a sleeper for y'all.
I have a sleeper for y'all.
Menzies.
Hey, hey, hey.
Y'all know my style.
I got a trick for y'all.
What's up?
Don't worry about it.
I'm back to Mad King.
This record is called Super What's wrong baby, tell me what's happening
Nothing ever changes, you ain't got that action
You can set sail baby, I'll be your captain
Good vibes baby, that's what I practice like
We be out on the low, hitting your spot
Cause I know where to go Back to back, now we caught on the low Hittin' your spot cause I know where to go
Back to back, now we caught on a roll
Do it again cause we needed some more
Melodies and vacations
And sticky situations
I'm surely testing my patience
And I ain't even say shit
We're on the edge Now we're diving I be testing my patience And I ain't even stationed
On the edge
Now we're gathering
And now we can't pretend
This is all that never will be
Ooh
So bad you're my lover
Nobody like me
Ooh So bad you're my lover Super duper lover, nobody like me
Super human lover, your body's satisfying
No more cover lover, you're shutting on me
Super duper lover
Looks kill you, fatal attraction
Might do something crazy just to get a reaction
Don't hit any limits, baby, we goin' fast
Body of a goddess, watch the light on the flag
We light up our own
Melodies and vacation, yeah
And sticky situations
She'll be testing my patience
And I ain't even say shit
And in my lineage
Now we're gathering
Until we can't pretend
It's a solitaire living with me
Super duper lover, nobody like me
Superhuman lover, your body's so sweet
Dama kava lover, it's shining on me
Super du super lover
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That record is called Super.
Shout out to Matt.
Looking forward to hearing some new joints soon.
All right, good shit.
Going to the West Coast.
Schoolboy Q.
Let's go.
Yearn 101.
Schoolboy album drop, right?
March 1st. March 1st.
Blue Lips.
Yeah.
Got it.
Couple weeks.
Like down, walk by, get a bitch like yarn.
I'm a drop top nigga, the sun won't burn when it lit like WAP, but the stripes ain't earned.
I'ma get it right now, I ain't waiting no turn.
Got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look,
got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look,
got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got
a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand
new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look,
got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand
new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look,
got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look,
got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look,
got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got a brand new look, got Like damn, why I get a bitch like urine? I'm a drop-top nigga, the sun won't burn
When it lit like white, but the stripes ain't earned
I'ma get it right now, I ain't wait no turn
Got a brand new house, tryna avoid my hurt
About 6.7 in the field like church
Hold the hood, got whack, and the shed went turn
Got a 488 in the glide like Kurt
I've been livin' off golf from the last few deal
When the night check came, and I still got chills
Hit a 2K lick, I ain't even go pro
Got a boss outlet, now I'm smellin' like GoKomi
Ice Cube, baby, where they sit on my chain, heard a lame-ass nigga tryna play up my name
When I'm 23, toilet, I'm goin' no brain Goin' dumb with these hundreds and my thumb
got stained I'm a nigga out here, everything come free
I ain't never met God, but I bet he know me Put the money in a setter, nigga, dyin' them
streets To the boy, I lay hoopin', I ain't ridin' on
fleek Got a Porsche light-scan and the ceiling got
peeled I was 20 plus, yeah, when the shit got real
Young black boy runnin', got me outta that field Better livin' off game, you should get
it on film I ain't never your kind, late but I'm really on time
Girl, what you put in your mind, I ain't digging your sign
True, for that pussy ain't mine, hurt but I made it out fine
Still in my prime, broke nigga really outlying
Talk like you Tony Algrine, throw a 20 on 9
Nigga, how you living on spine? Broke nigga better off dying
Man, you niggas got nerve, broke ass need to get a bird
Fuck it, I'ma get it off first, find a way you ain't surf
You bitch niggas looking all hurt, fight it till your ego got nerfed
Boy, I made it all worse, woke up lookin' like work
150 lay on my shirt, 20 lay on my team
Boy, I make a M in my sleep, everything I want in my reach
I'ma run it off tops, wonder where I've been, I've been pullin' off lots
454 and I'ma keep it on stocks, cognac bezel with the ticker on rocks
Big side nigga, tell me what I ain't got
Get it right now where I got it back then
Number one stunner, but the level on
Raised by the gang with a meal like Philly
With a watch 250 and a bitch so blue
When the door got closed I didn't feel too bad
I'ma run mine up, I'ma have some stash
Now you in a broad purse, boy, you goin' outside
Now you on the couch surfin', you keep a little rash
Then you livin' out his backpack, need to get it back
Got a gray double R and you need both lanes
Got a dot to his name, but he all gang gang
Boy, you all on my dick when I find that strange
Keep playin' with the five, but his ass get burned
Fudge a boy got spit when the light got turned
Got his head all cracked when the boy won't learn
Big racked up, shorty with a block, he's serving
Niggas always sorry when the cap don't work
Got the butterfly doors and it fly like birds
Been a love my bitch, but I ain't them nerds
Like damn, why pie get a bitch like
Yearn, Yearn, Yearn, Yearn, Yearn, Yearn, Yearn
Now it's Schoolboy Q, Yearn 101
That shit's hard, man
Yo, I'm ready for this album
I cannot wait
I'm going to Chicago, this is Rhymefest, pop
I can feel it
New York, London, Paris, Munich Everybody talk about it I pop me my safe This is Ronfest Pop. Once it open it pop, girl finna go pop Can't stop the pop, Fannie Willis a cop
Young thug I pop, pop smoke I pop, 2Pac was pop
Right hand I pop, stand back when I pop Snap crackle and pop, track jack in the box
Drop bass and they pop, eat the crabs in a pot
On Karima's fried hard mouth sauce and a
Let's get it poppin', who's the most popular?
Rappers writing op-eds about they soap operas Prosperous, sent black kids to colleges
Meanwhile on the west side it's an apocalypse
Learned lessons, grandma's blessings I was Flintstone, y'all was livin' like the Jetsons
Now they all threaten when they see us said jetting
It's hard to be a king in this world without peasants
Mama Pop popped up When they son was popped at the pop-up
Bullets flew towards whole shop up Fuck the product, it's a miracle that he got
up What's it profit a man to let his debts pile
up?
Populous, impoverished, propagandists, politics, false prophets, promises
People ain't the problem, power is
Lil' Kim got popped, Stallion got popped I was riding with Bad Boy and Drake got popped
Him, Pac, got shot
Big Pop was popped
Rap turned to pop
Everybody's the opps
Guns that only prop
Alec Baldwin popped
Still stunned
Mumbling niggas got all the guap
They all sound pop
Same shit, new pot
When you lame spit that bullshit
We all get popped
Listen here, pop stick up
Proper when I pop in
Can't nobody stop it The Lotus is still a problem.
Probably ain't possible.
The proof is in the audibles.
It's plausible.
This particular puzzle's unsolvable.
Everybody's weak now.
Suckers for lollipops.
Puppets for popularity.
Who's the Bugattias?
Gods and goddesses.
Power that goddesses.
Monuments of metropolis.
We the opulent occupants.
Killing the dominance.
Fulfilling the promises.
They create policy.
We deal with the consequence.
Shorties is visible.
We're feeling anonymous.
We're feeling the power.
We're feeling the power. We're feeling the power. We're feeling the power. We're feeling the power. We're feeling the power. Metropolis, we the opulent occupants Killing the dominance, fulfilling the promises They create policy, we deal with the consequence
Shorties is visible, we're feeling anonymous
We build on principle, while they playing politics
Projects, prospects, prominent, progress
It's the process, for our kids
People ain't the problem, power is
Hip hop, so pop, once it open it pop Girl finna go pop, can't stop the pop kids people ain't the problem that is pop rhyme fest featuring ep When you lame spit that bullshit, we all get popped. That is Pop Rhymefest featuring EP The Hellcat.
Sheesh.
Rhymefest got a really dope EP out right now.
That shit was crazy.
Ice shit was crazy.
Schoolboy Q put you under some pressure?
Schoolboy Q put you under some pressure?
I'm just saying.
He said, yo.
What'd you say
What'd you say that came
On that back
You want this beef
To say squad
You better play my shit
No
I don't care about the beef
If it was whack
I'd have called it whack
But that was fire
I know
He was going fire
Listen
I'm still down for the 250
Nah that shit
Nah that shit was crazy
My bad
My bad
My bad
I jumped the gun
I meant to play this the other day.
That's when she had you scrambling.
You couldn't pick a record to play that day?
Who had me what?
Never mind, go ahead.
I'm sorry.
This is the young black lady that's in country music.
Name is Beyonce?
Hey, Mel.
You know what I mean?
Chill, fam.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, don't be trying to pick up music from him.
Don't worry.
You'll get it when he play it.
Nah, her name is Tanner Adele.
And the song is called Buckle Bunny.
All right.
What it's called?
You need to be near ice and air.
Let's see it.
I'm at the mini mart in a mini skirt.
Bout to steal your man in a torn up t-shirt
This ain't the ham dance, we all got tramp stamps
Acrylic covered and barbecue at the line dance
Cast off, throw me in your saddle
Spin me like a spur, make my snake skin rattle
Sass off, round on my cattle
Looking like Beyonce with a lasso Snake skin rattle Sad stuff Round on my cattle
Looking like Beyonce with a lasso
I'm a buckle bunny
Drive my own truck
Got my own money
Bang with the tall so I talk funny
Rhinestone hair since Kentucky
I'm a buckle bunny
I'm a buckle bunny
Ate the whole cake, let some no crummy
Bottle bleach bomb, but I'm no dummy
Big bag poids, but a little tummy
Can't take nothing from me, I'm a buckle bunny
Maple stirrups, banana pudding Where the wrangler put his sterling silver? New Ice A. Buy me a cheesecake, if you buy me cheesecake I'm a holler Big boy, big blick, blue collar Well I could buy it all myself anyway
Paying game cash anyway, but I like my luckies
Thrifted, Casey's, thrifted, buckled, thrifted, bunny, gifted
Gas stop, throw me in the saddle
Spin me like a sperm, make my snakeskin rattle
Sass stop, round them like cattle
Looking like Beyonce with a lasso
I'm a buckled bunny Drive my own truck, got my own money
Bang with the chalk so I talk funny Rhinestone has since Kentucky
I'm a buckle bunny, I'm a buckle bunny Ate a whole cake, let some little crumbs Bottle bleach bomb, but I'm no dummy
Big bad cords, but a little tummy
Can't take nothing from me
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a
Hey, Big Mal.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You said he gave up?
That's Buckle Bunny by Taylor.
That shit was fire.
That shit was hard.
I really like that.
Ain't sound hard for the other room.
I'm not mad at that.
That shit's fire right there. It sound like when your kids get missing for a second and she just start banging.
Nah, I should hide.
You never run in there.
You should go to Ireland with that one, kid.
I love Ireland.
I'm Gilligan, nigga.
Stay over there, then.
That's a white girl?
No.
Black girl?
In country.
Oh, you such a fucking bandwagon offer.
You wanted to find some black country? I talked about the girl the In country. Oh, you such a fucking bandwagon offer. You wanted to find some black country?
I talked about the girl the other day.
So Beyonce got you on the wave.
He said it.
The wave is already waving.
Yeah, I ain't going to say nothing.
You got it, bro.
Oh, that was the point you was making.
Yeah, that was the point I was making.
That shit was hard.
Shout out to Ish.
Fuck Ish.
That was good.
I like that.
Y'all don't shoot it-ish enough for me.
I think you take enough shots, my nigga.
Help would be nice, though.
Fuck, I'm supposed to look like Swiss cheese?
What are you talking about?
You got it, bro.
I don't want no smoke.
Who goes it, Mel?
It's Mel.
Mel, you know what to do.
Oh, God.
Mine is Not Enough by New York, L.A.
and Brianne Byan.
Oh, shit.
She said that wasn't enough.
What?
What?
Hey, Big Mel. What? Real quick on enough. What? What? Hey, Big Mal.
What?
Real quick on her.
I mean, no need, no introduction.
Hootie-hoo.
She said that record was not enough.
Hootie-hoo.
Hootie-hoo.
Can we just vlog?
And I made love.
And I'm in love And I'm in love
Cause I don't want to feel a thing
I hate this shit, Mel
But you touch
Can't we take drugs?
And not say much
And not say much
Cause I don't want to hear you say
I'm not enough
I know I'm enough
I'm not enough, I know I'm enough I can't be a doormat, you know that
Why you mad that I'm bad at loving you outside of the sheets
You're no more a flat, it's for a mad, a war rat, a nomad
Who can't choose between you and the streets
I'm dying for more, won't lock the door on me
Dying for what, forget the trust that you put in me
Can we just walk?
And I may love
And I may love
Cause I don't want to feel a thing
But you're dying
Put your time Can we take drugs?
And not say much
And not say much
Cause I don't want to hear you say
I'm not enough
I know I'm enough
I'ma take your instruction this time and let it go
Because I know
You still love me though
Can we make it so it doesn't feel like so much has changed?
Even though nothing's the same, you cannot reach that pain
Can we just love?
Can I just walk?
And not fake love
Cause I don't wanna hear you say
That I'm not enough
I know I'm enough Can't we just walk
And I may love
And I may love
Cause I don't want to be everything
But you touch But your time
That is New York, L.A. and Brent Fires, Not Enough.
Shout out to them.
That was hot.
That was dope.
I think both of y'all, it's your man.
Good sleepers today, guys.
All male sleepers sound like Central Park sex.
All of them just sound like Sex after hours on the beach
Like we not supposed to go down there
Y'all ever did that?
Losers nevermind
What going down to the beach?
Like a little hotel
We not supposed to be there
Yeah after hours
Yeah not the fuck
What's down there?
What you mean not the fuck?
Nah I'm not fucking in the sand no more
You bring a little towel
Nah it gets
Some people don't like fucking in the sand
Yeah that shit gets moving around.
It's not good.
It's not good, but.
Cool.
Could be done.
It's not, man.
Man, I humped up on that tall.
What's the thing?
The lifeguard shit?
The seat.
For real?
Yo.
You climb for the fuck?
Yeah.
You get crazy on them seats.
Yeah, I'll be up there.
I used to be up there.
Like a day.
Good clean up.
Good clean up.
You fixed it fast.
Yeah.
I don't feel good now, damn You won't try it now
Climb up there now
I know I'm not having sex with anybody
Bitch you fucked on the life
The life guard chair
Did I?
Fans
I want y'all to hear it
Cause y'all just immediately bash me
For saying that his number's high
But when you hear the stories and you hear
enough of them.
You can put one in one.
It could be with the same person.
Of course it can, but it's the act.
The lifeguard
shit. I never even thought to do that.
Me neither. I never even had that thought.
I've done some outside freaky shit, but
I never climbed for the sex.
I'm not getting on a ladder to fuck.
Oh, my God.
You're a black history monk?
You fucking racist.
That's racist?
Don't make monkey noises.
You say you climbed something?
Don't make monkey noises, bro.
You could raid a nigga monkey, but I can't make a monkey noise.
Yo, that's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
Listen, Mel told you that monkey doesn't stand for Mel's penises.
Mel told you that. You taking it from Mel? Yes, when you tell a. That was fucked up. Listen, Mel told you that monkey doesn't stand for Mel's penises. Mel told you that.
You taking this from Mel?
Yes, when you tell a woman to shake that monkey.
Mel like the most slangy Canadian.
Yes, she is.
All right, you got it.
Don't let him say that.
Yo, how does that make you feel, though, as a man?
He said Drake was the most slangy Canadian.
Shout out to G-Money.
What up, man?
Talk about it.
As a man, how does that make you feel?
Talk about it.
I was hated.
Drake got a big.
Shh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Who in the background?
Why your man got that?
Has she money for the side effects?
Now I know,
because a couple of girls that I know...
Yeah, you let your man push the ooh
after you say another nigga got a big monkey?
Hey, yo.
It's always...
Hey, yo, you know what?
I'm going to pull you a black card.
You can't.
I can't.
I am.
I'm tired of this. I'm tired of this. I'm tired of this. always, you know what? I'm going to pull you a black card. You can't. I can't. I am. I'm tired of this.
You're my man.
I'm tired of this.
Joe, you foul, son.
You played a foul game, son.
No more pause from you.
None.
New York undercover.
Resume.
No, I can say pause.
Resume.
That wasn't a...
That wasn't a what?
Pause.
That was the king of pauses.
That wasn't a what?
You guys looked at Freddie Gibbs' ass cheeks.
No, we did not go and look at Freddie Gibbs' ass cheeks.
We didn't judge him.
We didn't rank his ass.
But y'all watched his paws.
We didn't say, oh, no, and I feel the way,
because Freddie Gibbs be hanging out with girls I know,
so now I can't even hang out with them no more.
I can't even be with them no more.
That's just all talk.
Let me see your the Shocker version?
No.
Oh, OK.
No.
I just asked.
I was outside for that era when all the girls
was on Silk the Shocker.
That was such an annoying time
Maya
I think this episode confirmed that they got a little synthesizer used to be up
there like this on the videos.
Tell me I am crazy.
That I'm wasting time with you.
You'll never be mine.
They was even doing that in the 80s, hating ass friends.
You hear what friends was doing?
Fucking haters.
See them in nature, yo.
Ain't no new shit.
My bitches can't mind their business.
Yeah, okay.
Let me get my toxic mind games on.
Here you come. I'll name it.
Toxic mind games.
Oh, here you come.
I don't need my mind games.
Did you get the report from your friends on New Bay?
No.
No, I'm keeping it quiet for a second.
All right.
Going to stay in our little bubble.
But then when you get out the bubble and you find out one of your friends gave him some cha-cha slot,
then what happens?
I'm asking.
You wouldn't care?
I mean,
we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
Oh, she wouldn't care.
Oh, you use that line when you like a nigga.
Yeah.
We'll cross that bridge when we get there.
That's the only time bitches know bridges.
Any other time,
they straight talk.
Yo, man, happy. Yo, man,
happy 700 dollars, man.
Good times, good vibes.
None of this is possible without y'all.
Salute to y'all out there. Salute to y'all.
Hold up, where my confetti at, man? Let me throw
some shit around. Where my confetti at?
Is this my confetti?
I'm gonna throw this shit. Martha gonna have to get mad. I'm throwing it.
I'm throwing it.
Yeah, I'm throwing it too.
Keep us in your prayers, Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, I bid you adieu, farewell, adios.
Wings are always telling me
Arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye.
Remember life is a series of moments and moments pass
I don't care what you do
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have
And lastly
The baddies are insecure, the stagnant women wanna travel
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it
If you're going to All-Star
Everybody be safe, be careful
Have a good time out there in Indianapolis
Head on a swivel, head on a swivel
You seem to always listen
To the bad things that you do
You never do them to me
You'll always talk about
Your reputation's wrong
And I don't care about him, I don't care
Just be good to me
Everybody out there, have a good weekend, man
Hey!
700, y'all!
I ain't got much planned this weekend, man
You might see me on the spaces
I'm going home tonight to see what Rick Ross' girlfriend
is making for dinner.
Trust me.
Trust me.
I'm going to see what his baby mom's still talking about.
Oh, she been going crazy.
Yo, who that lady that has a baby in the bed?
Nah.
Tia has been going absolutely crazy.
Who the nigga sleeping in the bed like that?
Huh?
Oh, no, that's, uh.
She recorded something in the bed. Yeah? Huh? Oh no, that's uh...
She recorded something in the bed.
Yeah, yeah.
The, um, the...
I forget his name.
New rapper.
He got the song everybody talking about with the hibachi on the 50th floor.
Oh!
I do need to see more outrage from women when the revenge porn happens from their side.
Yeah, right.
I know.
She been doing that, this lady?
She been wilding.
It's not the baby mama at 50.
No.
She said no.
How about he told us before that wasn't her?
Oh.
Come on, somebody give me some fun weekend plans.
Anything, anything?
I'm outside. I'm outside.
I'm at a house party.
Get lit.
That's what, I'm outside.
For the first time in a minute.
Just pin it, yeah.
Might go to D.C.
D.C.
You want your merch?
You get pop shit?
You wanna check the house?
How many different designs you got?
Right now?
Yeah.
Four.
You not playing with it.
My son moving fast. He's not playing. He's not playing. I'm letting these niggas play with you dig it diggin mail you're gonna merge oh shit I'm hurts coming to I Got some stuff I got I got I guess no man the queen's shirt actually look great
No like Cleopatra ladies
Think about your see Illuminati look with the force in the perfect spot
Yeah, Martha about to be tight yes, she is yes you me man
It's fine.
This is a fucking mess.
700 episodes.
All right, when I start selling my male jeans, I don't want to hear nothing.
You know what?
I'm going to punch you in your fucking face.
Whoa.
Yo, what's going to be in the pocket?
Really?
Wow.
It's too boutique? No, I was just pocket. Really? Wow. You,
it too,
Boutte?
Nah,
I was just asking.
Creative.
No.
I will tie you down
with my knees.
All right,
man.
Does your shit come with sweats,
too?
Mm-hmm.
Whoa.
Whoa.
It's a whole sweatsuit.
Oh,
man,
you getting it together.
Holy shit.
You think niggas still gonna have money left for the pants?
Look at that.
That is definitely.
That's fancy.
That's fucked up.
Don't do that, Joe.
If it's Balenciaga, you'll find the money.
Oh.
Who do you think you are, Beyonce?
Shit.
Oh.
Hey.
I don't get it.
Trying to take niggas' money.
That's who he think he is.
That's fucked up with you.
Your house is an issue. So the whole shit would be what, like 300, right? Yeah. I don't get it. Trying to take niggas money. That's what we think he is. That's a fucked up.
How's the issue on?
So the whole shit would be about like 300, right?
Giving them a deal.
I don't care what they did.
$12.50.
This nigga hustling though.
Now the material is good though.
Wait, now he said.
Not bad material at all.
He said, I'm not done crunching the numbers.
You see what's on the end of them strings?
Yeah.
Ooh.
Shit.
Shit.
Ooh.
See you.
See you, authentic Timberland laces, nigga.
Let's go.
Let's just fire.
I'm buying three.
I'm copping.
I just want the order link.
Oh my god.
Yo, it's just the best famous person I know, yo.
Yo, y'all hold famous person I know, yo.
Yo, y'all hold it down out there, man.
Everybody talking about your interview with, uh, with, uh... Bring it up when we going off.
Yeah, I didn't watch it.
Bring it up in hour number three.
You had an interview with?
But I saw them talking about it.
I love these guys.
And I know you ain't mentioned niggas, so, but good job.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
No Joe Biden.
Not for daddy.
J-B-P, J-B-P, fire what you be without the J-B-P.
700.
Woo.
I'm going to give you a gunshot.
I don't want to end with males.
What the fuck was that?
All right.